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Most tiers contain multiple chess pieces, so pocketed pieces can mutate into whatever the player wants
A lot of these pieces are fairy pieces, which means you can’t use them in regular chess
Magic pieces?
Do any of them add mult?
Someone needs to make a trading card/chess hybrid
Stuff like nightrider (knight but it can move infinitely far), superbishop (bishop with king movement), cardinal (moves orthogonally and hippogonally), etc
Queens are rooks + bishops
Superbishops can’t move orthogonally, but they’re no longer colour-locked
Weh?
Superbishops are bishop-wazirs, basically
They can move infinitely diagonally, but only one square up, down, left, or right
I don't think that disambiguated anything
But like
Googling the words should help you understand?
lowkey kinda hyped for zootopia 2
True…
stealing this thank you
spread it like wildfire brother
krita crashed my pc twice while making it don’t let it be for nothing

Dog Gif
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In the shadows he saw four eyes, lit by fire… fire
He’d never done that with a lover, before…before
Meanwhile everyone else got lost in quiet, by the river
Seeking for more, of course he found better…bette...
Really salient usage of the backdoor 2 5 1
Just something on my mind lately
Eepy kimi
Very
I'd drink coffee, but that doesn't help 😔
That sounds nice
I have ADHD and that would help me focus and calm down
how it feels to say manifestly unironically
Lee
dumb question time
theres the last piece of chicken leg, and its the best chicken leg you have ever tasted. Howerver, everyone else on the server might be after the same leg, what do you do to get to it?
Shout loudly and deafen them
(assuming that it is IRL)
in my fictional not-earth-but-basically-earth world there'd be a lot more blimps
guys my balatro's looking a bit weird. dunno if its just me or,,
damn, been a long time since i saw DnDG
Gun
what if they too have guns?
Dang
N U K E
hahaha
If I can't have the chicken
Then no one can!
MOO HAR HAR HAR
I might have a personality disorder...
Oof
Hey, you reading this, take a swig of water.
i have it but i want the original source of it
oops my badd wrong channel
finally decided to practice anatomy
I sure wonder where my legendary loot went
Strangely glowing cat:
https://youtu.be/u_FRDqHT5y0?si=xXFMedUcGXts3-Lu why tf does sonic have the sickest metal song ever
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Got gros Michel gold sticker today 🎉
how it feels to draw hands without reference or erasing
and this 🔥
Fuck I drew it a bit too low and I have to move it up
Grrr
Lasso tool irl when
What is the superior joker
10
17
1
Hologram
What is the superior joker
12
18
1
Ancient joker
i keep getting balatro memes abundantly in spanish
with what standard of evaluation
endless? ante 8? consistency? high scoring?
Yes
some of those requirements are contradictory
like half of endless jokers are really bad for ante 8
and vice versa
most high scoring jokers are bad at consistency too

ok well if youre gonna be obtuse i cant answer your poll lol
not honestly anyway
"overall" isnt really a thing you can evaluate on a joker
unless you choose a category
Which one do you think is better
better at what
I am not here to make good polls I'm here to make silly polls
Better at being good
good at what
Good at being good
i cant just answer a question like "what's better, carbon or iron"
(the answer is iron)
they have different purposes and there are different ways to evaluate these
you can have a favorite element but in terms of which is better there needs to be a category
Ok
Fine
I'll clarify
Which is more fun to use
tbh i got too irritated during that convo for no reason my apologies
My purpose is to cause mayhem
You do not have to apologize for anything
The utter chaos on display. Harrowing
Carbon
I r o n
radical
dumb question time
would you throw a slice of cheese at a cat?
not for no reason
depends on how much i get paid to do it
I mean, if you really think about it
no, waste of a perfectly good piece of cheese
New joker idea
Jack
Or Steve
Every figure card played gives him +3 chips
Hell yeah, lol
Is their any way to download mods that doesn’t involve 12000 shady links, importing hyper specific files into hyper specific parts of the code, downloading 12 zip folders onto your files, etc?
No
ask mod chat… i guess
It isn't supposed to be like that all? It's quite easy and safe to install mods, actually
those cards look a little odd
what is that weird symbol below the A
oh i think it's meant to be clover
no idea if the picure is AI or not, i mean skeleton pics like these been out for a long long time
but the symbol on the middle of the ace implies that they’re spades
oh true mb

truebador
your not funny
lamp.
Can you become a mod for this server?
wah
pretty sure the applications just closed
bullshit
4 ass of spades
*you’re and yes it’s pretty funny :3
:(
I’M SHAKING
I barely know what that is, but I know it rules
Is it like a shiny pokemon or something?
Probably a legendary joker
That's probably right
..... I DONT BELIEVE.
💔 betrayed
we love our Yaoi and Yuri...🥀
lamp.



Hey chat guess what I did
Got really cool over your lifetime?
truebador crashed my pc twice it better be funny
so, tonight i got an idea
a yugioh card styled videogame different like the rest.
one that its more accesible and less, restricted with the cards
for example, each monster is divided in classes and all of them has different methods of summoning.
Lesser & Regular monsters has the chance of being summoned all at the same time, in the first player turn. (you can summon 5 at the first turn)
Higher Class monsters requires one turn to be summoned, each one.
Some Mega Class Monsters requires certain sacrifices to be summoned, etc.
Peak
This is some of the best irl fan art Ive seen
Poir splash got no votes. Wouldve picked if not for castle and its been around since the demos so Ive seen it so so much
Please choose a building or location before clicking the black bar.
||In a zombie apocalypse, what useful loot could be found here ? If this was your strong hold, how well would it serve ?||
imo its close between obe and dag
obe’s art just makes it look so imposing
Factory from tarkov
||HELL YES, we got:
-tagilla
-weapon crates
-pmcs
-easily defendable points
-random shit everywhere||
My old shed
Oh piss
You have got to be bloody joking
There is a shovel
Some wood
Uhhh
Axe?
Rake
The shed doesn't even have a lock
I'm kinda boned
anyways
sold a FA shaymin from a build & battle pack
for like, 15 bucks
raw state
also sold a team rocket mewtwo for 5 bucks (not promo)
andddd
got a arven's mabostiff ex
no one wanted it
so
im keeping it i guess
She looks like if miku and teto had a baby
Guys do you think that sexist people like femboys because they think women are so bad that men are better at being women?
She’s so silly omg
this is whata tupperbox was made for
Here’s a better pic :3
photo chad!!!

i’m deleting ts


I DID IT!!!!!!
Beast ass cookie
katsune mito
anyone know who juice tin is
-# hi furret
never played those games
aw
-# gifs are banned, sadge
WHERE DO I GET THAT MIKU TAG 😭😭 sorry for aggression i just neeeeed itt
I got it
Nooo
Fuuuuck
My region started getting the fucking Google search ai summary
Atleast it's improved a lot since like the
Initial launch
I thought everyone got that by now
Welcome to the club
just use excessive curse words lol
I'm not gonna lie and pretend it's never going to be useful
I just like prefer looking at sources on my own
ok i might actually switch to firefox
but the
its so damn ugly
ok its actually not that bad
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Wow I didn't know this was aphex twin
100%
most listenable aphex win song

alberto balsalm
flim
stone in focus
4
dumb question time
who would you kidnap and then bring to join this server as a member?
YOUR MOM!!!!!
i listened to Aphex Twin before that was popular
my fav is this
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tRXap98CYIw
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Hey do you guys think my daily questions are good enough ?
she is not the first 14 year old to ever vape lmao
flush that shit down the toilet. or run it over with a car. either works
I mean true doesn’t mean you should stop it now
shouldnt *
it has more nic in them than cigarettes and less regulated
i did it for years my lung function hasn’t been the same since and i started when i was 16-17 soooo
yeah but she probably wont like die or anything thats a big deal unless she develops a reliance but if its only once
i got addicted after my literal first pull
vaping bad
breathe oxygen
just like chew gum or something if you need oral stimulation or w/e
i’m also a daily smoker so i’m not pulling this out of my ass, tho 420 now i quit vaping due to the heart issues it causes w HRT
popcorn lung is caused by nic fluid/salts lol
anyways. i love aphex
I don’t know how people get addicted to vapes tbh it does nothing for me
Only weed
creeps up on you lol
you feel itchy and on edge without it
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Style: IDM, Drum n Bass, Experimental
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i need to renew my spotify account
because nicotine is physically addictive 😭 wdym how
this feels a bit out of touch
i think i have richard d james on vinyl but im pretty sure i ruined it LOL idk how to use record players
i have a cd collection that’s pretty big
like 50-75 at least
i’m a recov addict i don’t even get phased by those qu anymore ngl
Idk I guess I just don’t get affected by nicotine at all because my cousin tried to get me to vape and it’s just flavored air for me
you don't get hooked on the first hit
cigs are notoriously hard to quit
you need to build a bit of a habit before you get addicted
I’ve tried it a few times
it's not like heroin or anything
I'm not on about quitting, I'm talking about how long until you're hooked
partially because of ease of availability and how much it just sticks with you
Oh fair
yeah some senior gave me their juul in a bathroom and kinda cornered me into hitting it and my brain was kinda fucked from there but i’ve always had the gene
thank god i never got into anything harder than like weed or non control pills
but yeah you see minors doing substances get involved
don’t like, do it so it gets them in “trouble” but get them help yk
i wish someone had compassion for me when i was 16-17 and developing problems i literally got laughed at when i first disclosed it
people who are really young who get vapes and stuff often get groomed trying to get them too it’s rlly complicated
This is a lot for 8am i’m going back to bed lol
No shit Sherlock i meant how should i help her about It
Still not a good habit
happy weddel wednesday chat
actually there’s a disproportionate amount of harp and spotted to weddel seals in that video whatever i’m being too autistic
it’s still weddel wednesday RAAAGH
Isn't that literally one of the worst ways to get someone to quit
not if they just started
if your friend literally just started vaping the withdrawals are going to be a lot less
just kick it now and it’ll be a lot less painful from experience
And if we're talking anecdotes
My super vapey friend
Super vapey friend lmao
Offered me a hit
And I accepted
Prolly should'ntve
it’s better that than having to go cold turkey in the hospital lmao bc that’s how i ended up quitting
the nic patches didn’t work
i was miserable
But like I was fine
I'm glad you got better though!
ty lol, it was mainly just testing for seizures and stuff
i couldn’t leave the room and i was going so stir crazy
I do not like the concept of smoke in my lungs. No vaping or smonking for me. I already have microplastics in my brain, thank you
idk how i used to do it so much
i tried to pick it back up bc i was stipid and the headaches / heart palpitations drove me insane
i would spend waaaay too much a month on it
it’s also just crazy expensive
now they have like smartphone vapes
and ppl wonder why our generation has 5 second attention spans and all need adderal
Anyway as for what to do
Talk to her school counsellor
Unless like you think it can get her in really big trouble
yeah i would be careful about that
Don't have enough context but like they could help
ppl like that in my life caused more harm than good
Also have an earnest talk with them
if you or your friends can convince her to throw it out first i’d do that before
those people are mandated reporters which is both good and bad
bad meaning if there’s any abusive power figures in their life they’ll find out and blah blah
But yeah eventually we just convinced them to hand them over
Took months though
I dont think that could be a good idea, She already got in trouble for almost unaliving herself and her parents are strict as hell, She trusts me enough to tell me this stuff cause She knows i wouldnt snitch on her
a good method to get rid of them for good is to “drown” them
you just dunk them in a glass of water
even if you wanted them back again you can’t
But I think giving them the perogative is a lot better than forcefully taking from them
And also like
Your friendship is also on the line
please be careful going to mandated reporters if she lives in an abusive household
i lived thru this and it was pretty bad lol so i get what u mean
you can probably direct her to online resources first
i know there’s like online stop vaping programs too
There is also a fringe possibility where they are actually just using it responsibly and trying to stop them will do more harm than good
Probably not though
It could be the case but still, at 14 years old It shouldnt be the way you cope with stress and stuff
there’s always more healthy coping skills to use
you could blow thru a straw or whistle or something idk
You know, 14 years old arent known to be the most responsible out there and basing on her life experiences im Just scared It does become an addiction
personally i drink a lot of seltzer water to avoid alcohol idk if that’s a good example
hydration
oof why did it do that
H y d r a t i o n
Well She does drink a lot, but its actually to avoid eating
**h y d r a t e **
Drate: yo
In any case you understand them better than anyone else
At the risk of sounding cliche everyone's journey to sobriety is different. It's great that you're trying to help them; having someone there for them is probably something a lot of people wish they'd had
She does
i think ur friend needs therapy
nicotine is a way people avoid eating
i’m in recovery from one
or at least trying
idk if you can like fully help them
well She tried, and her therapist snitched everything on her parents so now She (obviously) hates therapy
Fr tho wth of a therapist Is that
her parents might be fueling her behavior more
the less in control we feel the worse we get
idk man i hope she figures it out
i would just try to be there for her
also try to get her off social media as much as possible
it’s 100% making her worse
tiktok is like turbocharging peoples disorders
instagram made mine worse at least
I think its too late for that, we send eachother reels every day
Oh my god
the health ppl on there are so annoying
Fucking highschool flashbacks
you were asking if she was cooked 😭
you can be cooked and still fix the recipe bro
That super vapey friend of mine exchanged reels with me daily too

all things take time dw abt it
but yeah instagram and twitter fry your brain
that’s why i go on tumblr discord and reddit to fry my brain in a more woke way /j
Yeah i truly feel out of power considering she barely hit puberty, i Hope that time Will get her to be more mature
recovery is hard but good friends help
as long as you’re there for her stuff will eventually get at least a little easier
i hope to be a good friend tbh
my friends encouraging me helped me take the steps at least
it sounds like you are
good friends care, sounds like u do
thanks bro
ofc 
sometimes i love being disabled because it means i can directly taunt cars
oh? you don’t wanna stop for me? have fun running into the guy in the walker
that’s a nice 10,000 dollar insurance payout you’ll get to experience
yeah that’s what i thought bud
Yeah, but the car is still winning that one.
Also why can we curse some channels but not all channels lol
You get 10k and more disabled. Nice tradeoff
yeah but i get 10k
Which isn't very much money 😅
Rent can't be that high bro or whatever the kids on TikTok say
The bills
I mean you do you, at least you can save money on helmets. 
ironically i have considered buying a helmet for myself but not for that reason
There's nothing up there worth protecting.
rude lol
Going around w a helmet sounds so much fun
It was a pretty good burn but you didn't have to explain the joke
You're the one who thinks losing a game of chicken with a car is a win for you.
i mean
i could just do that for free man
i used to almost get run over every week
i had to get a flashlight for my cane
Have you considered looking both ways before you just walk into traffic?
chat when the disabled person jokes abt being disabled:
Have you considered cars like running disabled people over
we’re like traffic cones to them
except not orange
and more squishy
I'm starting to piece the story together...
Wait whats your disability
complicated
He got hit by a car
Is It phisical?
oof
severe tourettes/movement disorder, i collapse a lot
Oh
i have non epileptic seizure diagnosis
the helmet joke is because i hit myself in the head a lot
One time i banged my head into an elevator at the doctors office and i had to spend ten minutes convincing them not to call an ambulance
So yeah people do genuinely try to run me over
i walk slow and freeze randomly
Does It happen at random or there Is a specifical thing that makes you collapse
both
Sounds tough
fr
if i get exhausted, heart rate spikes, stress levels
idk i don’t have a lot of concrete answers
my tourettes has been super severe since i was 13
but i use medical weed so its more ok now
learning Spanish high key pmo
the main issue is collapsing and chronic fatigue
thinking abt the fact i took 3 languages in school and don’t remember any of them
💔
Dude when i read your messages i think your pfp Is Reading it
You look shocked whatever you say
Here’s a cat
angy
He wont pay rent
1 second?
what does the person lose stopping for all the cars
new edition
like a minute
and also you just need to press a gas pedal to move your car
a person needs to walk
people in cars scare me they like have this god complex of sorts
Yeah its more of a "ughh now i gotta Watch the road and actually look where im going insteand of Just zoning out cuase i rememeber the road"
they just get angry of other people existing around them
they do as can be seen from that egotistical elitist ass post
esp in america where everyone drives this big ass truck
or SUV
it's because car companies push propaganda relentlessly to get people to hate pedestrians so that they can erode pedestrian rights more
You Will never see me skate
Also someone bring up the whole insurance company making up jay walking to defer blame thing
But i Need this
eventually they want everyone in cars
Sadly these days they hand out driving licenses like autographs
i would use this
worse, people like my dad intentionally push the gas knowing someone is crossing just to stick it to them for not using a crosswalk
i cant imagine being so brazenly lacking in empathy
That's why they made crosswalks and designated areas to cross.
this could get me killed like actually
ANTE UP OR BAIL OUT 🔥🔥🔥
the real scum of the earth is car drivers
if i freeze or fall or have a specific tic and someone tries to get me to hurry up
Yeah lol
That’s why i take pride in forcing people to stop or slow down
because it’s my right
yep, pedestrians used to own the road
it was a better world back then
i still treat pedestrians like they own the road
awww wittle driver doesn’t want to slow down? kill me then bro. idc
idc where theyre crossing i stop
i’ll get the payout not you
We'll make sure that "Had the right of way" goes on your tombstone
That's how you cause an accident. You don't just randomly stop.
Again at least my mom will die in a nice house right
someone crossing what seems to be the "wrong" way to you deserves death?
youre genuinely sick in the head
Why are we blaming the person who got hit by the car
too many trucks kill toddlers because boomers dunno how to drive
there’s multiple videos on this
check out the channel not just bikes
he makes a lot of good content abt it
it's not random and it's not sudden enough to cause a crash
Lmao where did I say that?
Crosswalks are there for pedestrian safety, as are the rules of the road.
a good driver doesnt rear end someone who slows down at reasonable pace
functional societies need public transit and GOOD public transit to be functional
ok yeah but you mocked them in the hypothetical case of their death
you think it's funny?
don't backtrack
A good driver doesn't stop every time someone might want to cross at some arbitrary place. Walk the extra half block to a crosswalk
amazing disregarding of disabled and older people
good job man
i mean i’m the perfect example ppl can’t walk that far
Yeah, lots of people in cemeteries had the right of way. You can be right and still be dead
“A good driver kills because they don’t want to stop for someone.”
What's so horrible about not trying to run someone over actually
that’s why pedestrians get the right of way
some of yall have not lived in uber small towns and it shows
it’s so nice to cross the street and have people stop for you lol
A good driver doesnt kill maybe?
I’m aware

you think power determines who wins and who needs to yield?
Because I want them to cross in a designated, high visibility area where they can be easily seen, and such is safer for everybody?
yeah what if they cant
Oh right, forgot you can’t send tensor gifs
In the course of history, pretty much yeah.
i will never understand why people act like crosswalks are competitions and not fucking crosswalks
Id yield (im freaky like that tbh)
that's not a good thing
just cause history has a record of a thing doesnt make it good
Well then get a wheelchair because if you can't make it half a block to a crosswalk woth flashing lights, you stepping off the curb wherever you want is going to get you hit.
people have conquered other nations and taken slaves for the course of history, and I don't think that's a good thing
Ok then let every Dictator with a nuclear bomb decide what your world Will look like
Not on purpose but because someone doesn't see you.
How did we get from driving to slavery what the fuck
disabilities dont just cover ability to walk
I’m gonna hit you with my car and see how you feel /j
heat is a factor, distance is still a factor in a wheelchair
wheel chairs are expensive
no offense but do you know how much wheelchairs cost
are you considering all this
Car beats pedestrian 10/10 times, you're off about slavery and nukes. I'm out. You're unhinged.
you think hitting pedestrians is normal
not going to have you paint me as ridiculous here
You bringing how Power should determine Who's right and talking about history maybe
I think it's time to nip this conversation in the bud
Fine, you win, just step out into traffic wherever, I'm sure it'll be fine e.
Yeah lol i’m going back to bed
Im having fun tbh
They asked that, not me.

ok you gave an answer
sure that's what will happen. is it good?
no
No, I don't. But it hapoe s more frequently when the pedestrian just decides to cross wherever.
This gives me Omni-man vs Invincible vibes
ok so you think it's normal

Guys, cat
you just dont wanna admit it by word
i mean to be fair that guy basically called me stupid for having the audacity to uh…. be affected by my disability
You get a gold medal n mental gymnastics.
Let the homes have different eyed colors...

Discord can be silly sometimes
Where did my legendary loot go?
Strangely glowing cat:
Who do you think is going to get bit by a snake more in their life? An average city dweller or a snake breeder?
cavendish
Weirdly fortnite Gold chest shaped cat:
so in this analogy, the snake breeder should stop breeding snakes right?
to avoid snake bites
No, they should take precautions to do so safely.
do the snakes have consciousness
No… it can’t be…
in the same way we do
Are the snakes driving a car in this context
I don't care
He might be cooler, but his Brother Will Always be freezer
alright ill put it a different way
Or something
let's change up your analogy for accuracy
No, but the breeder has to drive to work
since otherwise youre comparing drivers to mindless snakes
cavendish in training
Have you seen most drivers?
I feel like I'm being generous.
Man i Wish i could have Easy +mult with such a small drawback
The honorable Balatro banana:
if my friend is biting me constantly and i dont like it, should i take precautions to mitigate damage and avoid it happening? or should the person just stop fucken biting me
Why is your friend biting you?
cause it pleases them
Idk, they just like that, I don’t judge
You've gone out of your way to miss my point.
watering michel
ok what have I missed
The whole point of the analogy is "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
ok yeah so your solution is to not play stupid games right

If you decide that the rules everybody else follows don't apply to you, don't be surprised when someone being an idiot doesn't see you and hits you.

(my point here is that if youre a disabled person you may not have that choice)
Yeah, but that's not reality.
ok so we just should give up and never try to change society for the better
Nice meme liberal, did you get It at the liberal store? Do they have It for men???
because our ideals are good but reality isnt good

Heh, snowflakes
My point is you also have to take personal responsibility for your own safety by making smart choices, and not expect everybody else to look out for you

Me when I look outside and it’s snowing:
it's not expecting everyone else to look out for you
My nonchalant ass when its snowing
it's expecting everyone else to have basic decency and respect, and not just look out for themselves
Not to brag or anything
Crossing wherever you want and hoping that the driver is paying enough attention to notice you crossing nowhere near a crosswalk is expecting them to look out for you
I 100% death loop
Good job, you are free now
oh looking out in the literal sense, my apologies. Well yes then I do expect that lol
To Xbox I go to do it again!
you're supposed to be aware of any and all hazards on the road
including a person crossing
one of the easiest hazards to spot by the way
Supposed to be being g the keyword here
And after I finish all achievements on Xbox.. I’m gonna get every achievement on Epic Games
You've got more faith in other drivers than I do
So I would have 300% the game
once again you're falling into the whole "well society is bad right now. it will never get better" mindset
that mindset is what keeps things unchanging
Personally, I'm not gambling that somebody else is checked in enough to notice me. I'm looking out for myself.
I'm really not.
that's fair! but don't impose that on others
that's your personal decision
Lol you do you boo. Why even look both ways, the driver should see you
It's impressive how you like flipped the capitalisation on that
looking both ways is a quick method of prevention that requires minimal energy whereas your suggestion of moving to the nearest crosswalk can often be way too much effort for a person
one is realistic
one is not
My lazy ass+ phone keyboard makes the dream work
I will never forget someone deadass said this to me
Hope the driver isn't texting ❤️
Damn i didnt know you kissed sharks
"lol ur gonna get run over by an idiot whos entire fault it will be for running you over ❤️"
you have a fixation with power whether you know it or not
It's not mocking. I hope that the driver isn't texting when you're hobbling across a random part of the road.
Because I recognize that car beats pedestrian every time?
Buy bigger ruler
More than 50cms
and rule the world
yes, people dont deserve to just run others over because they happen to be in big strong metal casing
while pedestrian is in weak flesh casing
I didn't say they deserve to. Stop trying to put words in my mouth.
But if it does happen, the pedestrian is coming out on the losing end of that.
ok well idk what youre trying to say
you keep disagreeing with me whenever i say it's bad that pedestrians cant cross outside crosswalks
We put up deer crossing signs and the deer listen, so pfft
Me when
Me when the
Me when I try to cross the street however I want instead of using the giant painted lines that were put there for my safety
It wont let me put the minecraft villager being hit with a car gif
L server
those giant lines are being reduced and removed all the time for the convenience of entitled drivers like you
and theyre not in convenient places
they were not put there for safety
they were put there to restrict you
you used to be able to cross wherever and then they pushed a shitton of propaganda and invented ""jaywalking"" so that now there was a "right" and "wrong" way to cross
That's on whatever city you're in not doing upkeep but where I am I can see all of them clear as day. They're at like every street corner cuz that's the most reasonable place to cross instead of randomly in the middle of the road
cryptid discord takes years to get a reply in the help tab
it's not the most reasonable place it's just the most convenient place to have drivers moving for more of the time
I think ppl ignore the crosswalks out of convenience nothing more so if they get ran over they deserved it 110% and should get no money out of it.
so can i run people over purposely if they even slightly jwalk
Yes
thats crazy
Use the crosswalk
can i also kill people who are littering?
It has lights and everything
Thats not even remotely similar lmao
In terms of like the law sure but it's common sense don't wander into the street with moving vehicles where you aren't supposed to be
O no you got ran over well that would probably not have happened if you adhered to common sense nothing like just tossing a candy wrapper on the ground
yes jwalking isnt great but purposely hitting em with your car?
thats like getting 10 years in prison for speeding
i really hope people like you arent the worlds future leaaders
I'm not saying do it on purpose but if it happens the jaywalker should not be allowed to sue or press charges cuz they should have used the crosswalk like everyone else.
Yeah that's a joke obviously you shouldn't go manhunting behind the wheel but if that's your takeaway you can have it lmao
you have to be focused while driving
if that really was meant to be a joke
that was the worst in 50 years
youre backtracking
wh
Oh my god, this is still going on?
And you have to use the crosswalk when crossing but that don't seem to happen all the time either. Even when using the crosswalk you can get run over so you should turn your head and see who's speeding towards the intersection. Common sense instead of just "im gonna wander into the road and it's your fault for running me over cuz I'm a child" while being an adult
i just had a stroke
Is that your excuse for not using crosswalks
It is on the person who wants to cross the road to make sure there isn't a car barreling towards them before crossing
The crosswalk helps with that significantly
there is like two fragments
some people can be distracted
the driver is the one who needs to be more aware
it is very important for the pedestrian
to be aware
but it is the drivers fault
most of the time
Like the drivers
Hence why you have to look out for yourself instead of just crossing your arms and saying "well they shoulda been looking" cuz now you're wheelchair bound over your own refusal to accept responsibility.
I just use the timing i learned from video games to avoid getting hit. And they say gamers don't prosper
Irl quick time events
For real
i just looked up an article
Uh oh
drivers are 30percent responsible
We need articles now to tell us it's okay to wander into the road 😭
your talking about all these lawsuits
I love playing frogger every day instead of just using the crosswalk like a normal person
y’roue*
Bois
I was going to do the same joke lmfao
If I need a new laptop for school
And I don’t game much
Is a $3k MacBook a decent choice
I guess Macs have resident evil
buy ibm 5100
Ya $3k for school is omega overkill
Dell is windows tho
Buy a MacBook air, second hand if you must
And giga bloatware
Shits gonna last you years
windows is bettee
For Dell
I got a subpar one for 200 that i use for pixel art and blender and whatever
beter
Windows laptops are ass
But you can put linux on a windows laptop
I got it 5 years ago
That's pre apple silicon right?
Ye
That's before they locked in
I’m looking at the MBP 16 inch
With M4 Max
Cuz I lowkey wanna do some gaming with it on the go
And they have some titles I like
Gaming on Mac
Me looking at all 20 games I can play on macos
Mac user here, MacBooks are not too bad but do buy on sale or get a gen behind current if it's cheaper. Silicon Macs are fairly good in the sense of being not power hungry
It’s genuinely not that bad ngl
Resident Evil actually runs really well
The hardware is very capable sure but like there's barely any games on mac
As for Mac gaming, it requires some knowledge on Wine and compiling git projects from source but it's all fairly straightforward and teaches you some Unix skills
That ig
3k mac computer could buy you a whole setup
Isn’t cyberpunk coming to Mac or smth
With a native port
As for native games, the problem really is Mac having no modern support for OpenGL
Mac is only really good if you're working on a laptop. Editing, writing, projects. You know
That’s what I do
Hell yeah
Honestly true lmao
Yep, also good for programming if you can stomach limitations. I use mine for data science
Radical
And a little bit of gaming here and there, albeit less gaming than I used to before I entered my master's degree (fun fact, MS full time drains a lot of your energy and resources)
Ell eff gee
AND UH
I also looked into gaming laptops but like
I’m not buying a laptop to game primarily
Just put it in the oven 
I’ll just play death stranding or smth when I have free time
IT SHOWED SOMETHING LIKE THIS
Gaming laptops lack unplugged battery time, that's their biggest con
FOR A SPLIT SECOND
Yeah because shittel
Saved for later, artistic use 🙏
what do i do
You know you’re cooked when an iPad is faster than your laptop chips
Album cover?
it wont power off
Maybe
Probably the only reason iPad has “iPad OS” rather than actual macOS
AMD's not much better for laptop chipset energy efficiency, better overclocked performance and slightly lower TDP but not much better. Intel has been trying to improve and I'm excited to see where it goes with Iris Xe and more optimized x86 architecture, though my money is still on ARM64 being the future of most IoT things
Honestly tho
Like pls just give me MacOS💔
Mfs tryna cripple the iPad so hard
Now who will buy the actual macs then!!
But like the investment opportunity is right there and Apple being oblivious and stubborn
MacOS on an iPad would feel weird, don't think it'd be optimized for touch controls; however wish iPadOS had more dev tools
😭
can someone please help
Ngl I was genuinely impressed when they released resident evil on iPad
iOS and MacOS outclass iPadOS with available dev tools and hardware access which I find kinda weird. Not like iPads have too distinct of a hardware difference from Macs aside from touchscreen support and pogo/mag pins
iPadOS just doesn’t seem to get much love from Apple
It feels like a slightly more advanced version of iOS
Keyword slight
But I still like my iPad irregardless, I use it as a second display for my Mac whenever I travel a lot or want a streaming device in bed
I'm too lazy to hook up my Mac to my tv and the iPad, despite being small, works great in bed for streaming (and you can easily check emails or jot down quick notes)
(I do regret splurging on a 13in iPad Pro, I've never gotten full utilization out of the M2 chip because pro/editing software on iPad is limited at best. Davinci exists for iPad but heard it's a mixed bag)
Ehh
I still like my M2 12.9
I actually use it as a MacBook replacement rn
Because my shittel is slow
Lmao
But ultimately my stance with Apple is they make good hardware and software but you need to be commital to their ecosystem to get the most out of their products. Plus have to really watch compatibility with some software cause not all commercial/common software works properly even 5 years after the switch to M-series chips
IMO the iPad is actually a better buy than the normal MacBook Air, esp for the average highschooler
Similar price, but iPad has a significantly better screen
Like, not even on the same level
For sure, iPad is a good buy but maybe not so much for collegiate level or professional work
I tried the notes on iPad thing but I couldn't get used to taking notes on a tablet for any extended period of time
Speaking of davinci
It SUCKS
I HATE IT SO MUCH
they ruined it on iPad man💔
All of the tools/widgets that were easy to use on the PC ver are like
Completely fucked up now
Some of the tools don’t even exist on ipad
I know, incredibly clunky on iPad when I tried it out. It's a shame because you'd think touch control would work well with any video editing software but nope, it's less intuitive
Also would love to see an attempt at more audio/music production apps on iPad, garageband is probably the only viable option atm on iPad
But for my workflows there's no iPad apps really out there, Office 365 iPad apps stink
It's still better than fumbling around on an android based tablet but idk if that's a high or low bar honestly
It's a shame because if there was an excellent Android-build designed around tablet interface I'd gobble it up, Snapdragon chipsets are powerful and Android being open source (mostly) means more potential for developers (right now that market is small though, Samsung being the big player there but Galaxy tabs are just ok at best)
Loving the fella!
I've got no idea what I just watched
Loving the fella!
Jesus christ
This suddenly comes into my mind
What if we replace legendary jokers with main toons from Dandy's World?
no it's on the person who had to earn a license for a piece of heavy metal machinery barreling at high speed. pedestrians are just people going about their day, a car driver is someone who has been given the privilege of operating a vehicle that is, once again, heavy metal machinery, for the convenience of their travel
sure you need to look out for yourself but pedestrians don't have reponsibility over whether they die to some selfish idiot who wants to shave 3 seconds off their commute
Can we uh, not spam this vid, thanks
Pedestrians have rules to follow as well but wanna shave their 3 seconds from walking down to the crosswalk and expecting everyone else to just be hyper alert for their convenience.
Also I've been backreading this conversation for the last
however many times it's happened
I think the discussion mainly hinges on whether you believe the infiltration of car businesses into societal infrastructure is good or not
My eyes are bleeding by watching it
could I kindly request that we stop arguing about who the onus is on for crossing the road
oh this has happened before? unfortunate
It's not that deep just look both ways and use the crosswalk lmao
not always possible for disabled people
simplistic mindset
alright!
Because otherwise I will point out that every participant's arguments are excessively,
excessively
flawed and will start breaking this down to the point of it being unfun
So please. Stop.
Those disabled people must have a much easier time going over a whole curb instead of the ramped crosswalk that has buttons and all kinds of accessibility devices specifically made to help them 
Please don't try to get the last word in. This has gotten way too heated for this server.
every participant? I get remaining unbiased but lack of bias =/= neutrality
if you want to continue this, please take it off premises or I will have to take action
I think it's pretty reasonable for me to push back with things like this
Pushing back against people using the crosswalk like they should to avoid accidents 
pretty ableist rhetoric being spread here even though ive already exited the argument

Apparently
New Lilo and stitch is mid
Who'd have thunk it
Can this be the end of the fucking remake era
I hope so
this was a legitimate concern and not intended as a jab or as part of the argument, not sure if the mod team is replying to this but would appreciate if so (it's fine if not I just have no idea since no positive or negative acknowledgment was given)
Stop shooting my business associate
Gunshot gunshot gunshot
just use the crosswalk 😭 🙏
that point already got brought up a few times
Yeah most live action remakes kinda stink, idk how they generate revenue since today I think more people want human-animated shows and media
Heard recently they released a partially AI generated anime but that's been a massive flop
really
Give it a few years it'll be fully ai generated 
Twins Hinahima for reference
Basically they used stills but let AI do all the animating, it looks ok but definitely AI gen since frames don't look consistent or fluid
Idk what that'll ultimately yield since seems a little disconnected from what most people I'd imagine want to watch or engage with. AI stuff still looks funky to most people as does whatever like action remake stuff most companies put out there. Makes me wonder if indie animation and such will soar in popularity soon?
NOOO
didnt it already have a spike in popularity
Ai will just iron out the flaws and take over as the more efficient cheaper alternative like mcdonalds but for entertainment on a massive scale. It's up to people to choose human art over machine but those prices will turn many heads.
like hazbin and digital circus got so big they got put on streaming services
Ish but still mostly dominated by a few big names, there's not really a dedicated platform for that sorta stuff yet aside from maybe YouTube (and even then, it takes good searching to find smaller creators)
Once the technology is refined even finding something like digital circus will be a struggle with how much content can be cranked out day and night.
A N K H
Ankh joker 😭
Ankh joker: 1 in 2 chance to duplicate an ankh
Cryptid?
when i try to collect gold points from balatro special edition cartridge on switch it gives me 2016-0402 error does anyone what i can do to fix it
Nope
i have pokemod installed with cryptid along with card sleves to cuase this
Ah gotcha, makes sense
the pokemon mod is fun for a while but kinda upsetting i see 90 percent of only that mod when its installed
😭 what is this
how do you achieve an anhk as a joker
nvm i just realized i cant read
mikas mod collection is disabled



