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wise spoke
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Huh

next cradle
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Someone check on that guy

lime shale
next cradle
lime shale
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ikr

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everytime I took a step it was like a sting

pearl flume
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I just learned that I have a special super power to stick onto any surface aslong as it's not wet.

I slapped myself onto my wall by accidentally falling off the stairs and just remained there for a solid minute with zero effect of gravity.

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If I train myself to utilize this, I could become 1/5th Spiderman

vale cliff
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Fusion dance with your long-lost quintuplets

reef furnace
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/apply

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???

minor bridge
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/apply

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Ballin

sharp bay
tawny helm
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why are only jokers allowed in thunk chat

sharp bay
tawny helm
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so we just watch

lavish torrent
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why do you think only joker roles are allowed?

vale cliff
vale cliff
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Or a bunch of people get unjokered really quickly

odd oxide
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I think that would limit discourse too much

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Anyway

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I got andor episodes to catch

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Just turned in a big project

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Cooked (positive) methinks

vale cliff
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I’m getting into watching old tv series for whatever reason

fallow shale
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Have yall watched Shangri la frontier?

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10/10 you can feel the anime the most if youre a gamer

vale cliff
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Anime has the advantage of likening in-world mechanics to video games without anyone batting an eye

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Even when it’s not obviously video games related

tawny helm
vale cliff
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It’s in the waiting room

vale cliff
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But read the rules carefully

vale cliff
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Anime in general lol

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I know what shangri la frontier is

wooden rune
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hello off topic i'm new to things not on topic

vale cliff
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Hello new to things not on topic I’m off topic

wooden rune
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real

odd oxide
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Holy shit

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star wars has peaked

odd oxide
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Absolute cinema

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7-9 is the best set of andor episodes

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best star wars media i've seen period

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ngl

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go watch it now!!!

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10/10

digital cypress
buoyant root
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I've only watched the Star Wars movies past a new hope for the first time, this month, and while I didn't love most of them, Andor's just sucked me in

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I'm only on season 1, but the writing is amazing

coarse spindle
proud cobalt
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Guys I hate this game

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I'm gonna end it all

novel mortar
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ok

proud cobalt
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What are you doing in this situation

trim vine
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holding r

proud cobalt
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On phone

modern heart
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Probably trying to activate Mr bones

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You just need a big chip value hand

proud cobalt
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Nah I'll just end it

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My first 5 of a kinda and it's on the stupid challenge deck that doesn't allow face

patent adder
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What's golly good gamers?

sharp bay
north fable
gritty oasis
# proud cobalt

+20 mult from copied mr bones you likely get enough from that to live and if you don’t you pass anyways

idle cargo
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my black stake black deck run died because no hung men showed up for my canio 😞

odd oxide
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hung men 😳

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also in case you didnt know men are hanged

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inanimate objects are hung

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the english language is so silly

idle cargo
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i call it hung men because i like the sound of it

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(and it sounds right)

proud cobalt
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Ew

dry temple
north fable
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eee what the fuck

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should i report this guy for reporting me for nothing or

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i did not break any tos pf steam like the hell

odd oxide
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textbook scam message

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report and block

north fable
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i reported and blocked on discord

odd oxide
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good job

north fable
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yeah fucking scumbag

austere sphinx
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Thought, omg Fibonacci

charred jewel
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12358

north fable
odd oxide
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word on the street is that mon mothma gets another monologue??!!

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absolute cinema

brittle portal
wooden raptor
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yep it looks to be working in that channel exclusively, typical discord moment

sullen portal
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classic discord

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if you find where it does work please let me know so other folks who ask I'll be able to advise better. again sorry for the confusion - there's a bunch of overlapping roles/perms and also It's Just Discord ™️

gritty oasis
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i love twitter

wary forge
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this reminds me of the matt walsh baby plush

alpine river
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im on the pc part picker website... this game has consumed me

odd oxide
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Chat what's your favourite type of hat

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I like berets

patent briar
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#🍌・thunk-chat message @muted pasture why wait for steamos specifically? i dont think something like linux mint is any harder than steamos

muted pasture
verbal ridge
rustic remnant
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Anyone heard the hanging chad in the thunderbolts

wise spoke
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What?

fickle flower
alpine river
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Earn $5 for every discarded CPU, part changes every round

gritty oasis
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happy weddel seal wednesday

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keep on pluhing

icy crane
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juggler is a jojo reference
sprinter is a jojo reference
vampire and midas mask is a jojo reference
steel joker is a jojo reference

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is something not a jojo reference

gritty oasis
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poker is a jojo reference

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balatro itself is a jojo reference

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we’ve ascended

oak citrus
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What would the Stand based on Balatro do?

gritty oasis
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i dunno i haven’t watched it since p5 gave me a mental breakdown from everyone dying

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that’s not hyperbole i was having a rough time in high school and narancia was my limit

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Oops sorry

oak citrus
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Those poor Jojo characters

gritty oasis
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i made my middle name after abbachio ok i had like an abnormal connection to part5

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it was. not going good for little ol me

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the connection between transmascs and naming yourselves after jojo characters needs to be studied cause i’ve met way too many lol

wise spoke
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Y'all ever slipped on a banana peel?

torn crescent
wise spoke
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Nuh uh

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It happens all the time in the banana factory

buoyant root
torn crescent
torn crescent
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What banana factory

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This is not Bloons TD 6 server

wise spoke
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You know the place where they package bananas before they ship them to other places

wise spoke
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Erm

torn crescent
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Idk

wise spoke
torn crescent
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Donkey Kong house

buoyant root
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Big fan of movies. Love seeing them be mentioned. Shout out to the movies, man

vocal finch
wheat coral
inner prawn
wise spoke
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OH MY GOD GROS MICHEL ITS YOU

gray harness
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roguing my legends rn with Striker Jones doing a fuck ton of damage with terrorism

inner dome
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poll_question_text

Most iconic joker?

victor_answer_votes

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total_votes

23

victor_answer_id

6

victor_answer_text

Jimbo

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I can't believe this

fiery grotto
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As long as you have the econ constellation is insane

tired oracle
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My deck gets big whenever I see hologram

wise spoke
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Insert overused stone cards joke here

gilded furnace
thorny mango
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what happened to chill chat 😭

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or thunk tank

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oh it’s in community nvm

glossy fulcrum
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imo its pretty close between the first 3

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but i think i see more people hype up bloodstone than baron or dna

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even if baron’s worse

modern heart
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Well thats the thing, its not whats the most hyped, its the most overrated. While people do hype up bloodstone, at least bloodstone has much more use than baron

glossy fulcrum
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well

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when i say hype up i mean like calling it good and atuff

modern heart
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i just think bloodstone being called good has more truth than baron being called good lol

glossy fulcrum
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sure baron is overrated but mainly by noobs who think endless is the hardest thung in the game

glossy fulcrum
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idk if thats relevant

modern heart
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baron fans also bring up mime too

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which realistically, baron isnt all that great without mime (in good situations for baron)

glossy fulcrum
modern heart
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fair

glossy fulcrum
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but hey at least mime is a good card

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oa6 is weird

modern heart
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oops is an interesting card

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i like betting on it though lol

glossy fulcrum
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idk if its good or bad really but its definitely very niche

untold eagle
modern heart
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spare trousers isnt overrated though

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its actually sick

untold eagle
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Yuh huh

glossy fulcrum
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my last run with it i basically relied on a glass card to break so i could scale canio but somehow oa6 didnt make that haopen

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im so mad

modern heart
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thats canio's fault

glossy fulcrum
modern heart
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he scared away all the glass breaking

glossy fulcrum
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true

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but yea trousers is really good

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possibly the best scaling flat mult in the game

untold eagle
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Wrong

modern heart
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i am curious to see a most underrated joker poll

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with like 8ball and hallucination on it

glossy fulcrum
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8ball wins ez

inner dome
glossy fulcrum
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people actuvely hate on that when its not even all that bad

modern heart
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yeah, its solid enough

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its not perfect for endless as you dont get access to a good retrigger for endless, but its sick for the real game

glossy fulcrum
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its not amazing but its tarotgen and it does snowball

modern heart
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yeah, feeding into itself is pretty solid

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just hitting a single death, hanged man, or strength and it becomes a lot stronger

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also hanging chad with 8ball goes hard

glossy fulcrum
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true

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i heart hanging chad

untold eagle
glossy fulcrum
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fuck photo chad doesnt need photo

untold eagle
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Done cool ass builds with that card.

modern heart
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hanging chad with lucky 8s 🤑

wheat coral
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glasschad is directly better than photochad

dusty vigil
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anyone have ap exams?

split pilot
rocky harbor
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Not me though, i am all outta school.

split pilot
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ap testing was acc hella light this year

oak citrus
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I'm here to do school and kick ass. And I'm all outta school

lone oasis
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someone check on google's ai

oak citrus
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Slopped out dumb style, get that AI a hospital

pearl flume
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Please answer the following prompt:

If you could befriend a Joker, which one ? What would their personality be like ?

crisp jackal
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Madness

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🫡

rocky harbor
slate schooner
gritty oasis
slate schooner
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Mythical homepage find

crisp coral
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would anyone like to help me in my run in dms?
im on ante 12 with a good joker build and deck but this is my first time ever having a run this serious and i dont wanna mess it up 😭

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or wait should i post this message in another channel

plush briar
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I would say go to game disc but it's full of baiters rn

tawny kettle
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That's why I directed them to this channel

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Yknow what

plush briar
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share da run

tawny kettle
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Fuck it, just share here yeah

crisp coral
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well,,, heres the joker build and deck
its all queen of diamonds with either glass + gold seal or steel + red
i have been asking my friend whos better at balatro than me but they had to do something so now im here

tidal star
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we can do it

crisp coral
hearty basin
tawny kettle
crisp coral
plush briar
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one is strengthen the queens into kings and pivot to a baron build

crisp coral
plush briar
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the other is cull all the cards in your deck that aren't queen of diamonds and get idol like people are saying

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which will basically just become a better photograph so replace that ig

slate schooner
plush briar
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then replace hanging chad with sock when you get it

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oh wait that's an eternal

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that's an eternal photograph and hanging chad

tawny kettle
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Logically speaking.. idol would be your best choice considering you have pretty good econ with lucky cards and oops

crisp coral
tawny kettle
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Unless you magically get trib

crisp coral
plush briar
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better option actually is to fully commit to photochad and get a few more ectos and a few more dupes then level up high card

crisp coral
plush briar
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honestly looking at the number of free joker slots you have

tawny kettle
plush briar
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baron mime isn't possible

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unless you want a tiny hand

tacit quail
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Holy shit

crisp coral
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hmm that is fair

plush briar
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which is kinda against the point

plush briar
tawny kettle
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What the fuck, what kind of black magic I can't post images

crisp coral
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alright thanks to all of you! i will commit to the queen deck and hopefully get either idol or trib 🫶🫶

tawny kettle
crisp coral
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what does blueprint and brainstorm copy 😓

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between like, idol, photograph, or hanging chad

proud brook
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poll_question_text

You can only pick one. Choose wisely.

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9

total_votes

15

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Wisely

muted pasture
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poll_question_text

whats cooler

victor_answer_votes

8

total_votes

10

victor_answer_id

2

victor_answer_text

playing balatro in my brothers wedding

plush briar
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assuming it's on queens

crisp coral
plush briar
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yeah that's why you need deck fixing

crisp coral
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on it 🙏

oak citrus
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Y'all need two things. The Good Word and the Good Ship Lollipop

neon yacht
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i feel lonely lol

muted pasture
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poll_question_text

which one is peak

victor_answer_votes

7

total_votes

10

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Balatro

dusty lynx
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dumb question

Are you a beeg boy/gorl?

oak citrus
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Nah

odd oxide
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nah

wise spoke
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nah bro

summer tundra
oak citrus
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chat

split swallow
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tahc

civic shell
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Guys

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Recovering from being sick

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Could be top 5 feelings in life

oak citrus
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It's a good-un

odd oxide
odd oxide
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Wtf

sharp bay
odd oxide
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you should retire

sharp bay
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Your bout as cute as an old coupon expired

odd oxide
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who wrote this

sharp bay
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Idk man why you ask me

odd oxide
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this song had SEVEN writers????

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???????????

sharp bay
north fable
vale cliff
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This is why you should be a Swiftie

north fable
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oh hell nah

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even worse

odd oxide
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Nah

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Taylor swift is actually a good songwriter

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Disregard the line about charlie puth

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And seven bars of chocolate

north fable
north fable
sharp bay
north fable
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"SEASALT!!!!" "I NEED YOU!!!"

lucid folio
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literally nobody else playing stick fight the game rn 😢

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i did quick match and literally

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nobody

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***** But nobody came.

north fable
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oh damn really?

pearl flume
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Would you still love me if I was a Gambling degenerate?

dusty lynx
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alright i'm about to play aneurism IV
Which is an online roleplay game where griefing is part of the experience because everyone sucks including you
Its like Owell 1984 except with a dark comedic twist and theres no moral lesson to learn, except selling your mothers organs for cigarettes is the best course of survival

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does anyone want to play with me and maybe get stabbed by me in the process for soda and a dented food can.

odd oxide
fiery grotto
pale swallow
gritty oasis
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mr bones

odd oxide
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ok i made this template

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i have zero ideas at this moment

pale swallow
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Proscraatinating joker

icy halo
narrow briar
pale swallow
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(3 or more “scoring” cards)

narrow briar
tawny helm
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since when have gifs been banned

lime shale
lime shale
warm turret
# odd oxide

redditors calling people losers is the funniest shit ever

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If only they knew

odd oxide
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It's a furry subreddit

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Lmao

warm turret
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that was a possibility in the back of my mind
then it’s fair

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🔥

lunar barn
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true or false

glossy fulcrum
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idk about best

rancid badger
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hi, anyone know how to detect a stone card for a balatro mod?
im trying to detect when a stone card is played but nothing happens

rancid badger
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i already see the channel, ty

oak citrus
wise spoke
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So what is the ability of swashbuckler specifically based on

oak citrus
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Buckling swashes

wise spoke
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Because I've heard speculations that the ability is based on the trope of "all for one and one for all"

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But I've also come to my own theory that the ability might just be based on pirates stealing money for their own gain

wise spoke
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LEAVE ME ALONE!!! AAAAH!!!!

rocky harbor
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I'm busy enjoying an Idle Game 1 inspired game on roblox.

pearl flume
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What do you guys think about this character design ?

odd oxide
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Something something vivziepop

sinful dust
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sorry

odd oxide
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New pope elected

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That was quick

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I was expecting it to drag on for a couple weeks

plush briar
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neat

odd oxide
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I predicted parolin

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Let's see

oak citrus
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Gettin' pope'd up in this pieeace

valid peak
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Tagle pls

fallen rampart
# sinful dust

“man blind, call the heavens down.
tell him ‘see, bro’”

sinful dust
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nail em boys to the cross

gritty oasis
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can’t believe i found out abt the new pope in the balatro discord

north fable
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bro living under rock

odd oxide
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I mean I won't say I was particularly fast

gritty oasis
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it was posted today bro

odd oxide
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30 minutes after the smoke I think

gritty oasis
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i woke up an hour ago

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i’m not catholic???

glossy fulcrum
odd oxide
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I found out on reddit

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Lmao

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Oh btw

glossy fulcrum
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tho honestly i dont really pay attention to that stuff

north fable
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me neither i found out from my friends mom

odd oxide
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Wait I fucked up the image

north fable
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whops

odd oxide
north fable
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epic

odd oxide
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Papal name is Leo --

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Pope Leo XIV

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Unironically the first time I used an emdash on discord

gray harness
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playing Brotato rn, and Bucaneer is even more broken now
(For context, Bucaneer is a character that starts with -100% attack speed, but any collected material resets the cooldown of all your weapons)
So, in a previous version, using Pruners as him would make the gardens instantly create fruits instead of just resetting the cooldown of the weapon and nothing else, but now, that issue was "solved"... And by solved, I mean that now it makes each Pruner make a new garden every time you collect a material

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with Penguin (+1 hp regeneration per collected fruit if they were collected at max HP), it becomes stupidly broken

sharp bay
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Tell em, piccolo

delicate tree
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rate my jar

hexed moon
fair cobalt
# delicate tree rate my jar

6/10. Looks sizeable and sturdy, but it's still made out of plastic and gives off more of a tupperware vibe than a "true" jar

delicate tree
fair cobalt
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Reconsidering then... I'd have to give it a 7/10. Subpar lid and shape for my taste, but should be functionally quite sound

limpid parrot
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the lid is scratched, definitely can’t go above a 7

peak goblet
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Any1 wanna play vanilla balatro mp? I haven’t played before

inner dome
# inner dome
poll_question_text

Most overrated joker?

victor_answer_votes

22

total_votes

43

victor_answer_id

2

victor_answer_text

Baron

tawny helm
brittle talon
gray harness
inner dome
vapid forum
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obviously 2 because of wee joker

fiery grotto
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8 is pretty cool

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8 ball, fibbo, steven

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plus if you find cloud 9 its 1 away from 9s

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and lastly practically middle of the pack if you go straights

modern heart
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8ball is enough of a reason

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great common

dusty vigil
patent ravine
# inner dome

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rigid shore
quiet cypress
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anyone wanna check out my crappy youtube channel?

wheat coral
fiery grotto
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2 degrees off on my first guess and then 4 degrees off on my second 😡

buoyant frost
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Thought this was cool to post have a good day people

fiery grotto
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Your right I shouldve gambled more

oak citrus
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That's the way. The path

pearl flume
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Please choose any type of monster before clicking the black bar.

||Your goal is to befriend or tame it! What's your strat ?||

wise spoke
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Ok uh...

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Loch Ness Monster

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... This is gonna end up like Free Willy lmao

oak citrus
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The Hodag

||uuuhhhh, i guess leave food(woodland critters) in the forest. I wouldn't want to trap it, I guess best case scenario is not instantly killed by it||

potent cliff
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A homunculus is just any creature created by artificial means

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Usually alchemy or pseudo science stuff

gritty oasis
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sorry lol

oak citrus
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No worries, lol. Actually haven't played that, so this is just cryptid knowledge

gritty oasis
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it’s one you unlock in the endless version

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it scales infinitely for every creature it kills

oak citrus
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That tracks. Classic Hodag

novel mortar
oak citrus
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Spoiler that answer, homie. Dems the unspoken rules

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Wait, or don't. I'm not your discord mommy

novel mortar
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id hope you arent with a name like jimbles

oak citrus
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Lmao, for real

fiery grotto
gray harness
pearl flume
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Guys help. I somehow lost my sandwich in the very small vicinity that is my appartment, I can't find my lunch.

oak citrus
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Ghosts

gray harness
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my chomper was hungy

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not enough zombie protein i guess

oak citrus
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Ah. Plant ghosts?

odd oxide
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🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

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📐 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬜

north fable
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that's a trap!

oak citrus
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Balatro reference in Slice & Dice??

dusty lynx
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dumb question time

What weird, Illegal contraband would you sell to get rich? It cant be guns, drugs or stolen property (including poaching), what is it?

novel mortar
dusty lynx
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you get to pick da item

novel mortar
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im honestly having a hard time thinking of a thing to sell that isnt guns, drugs or stolen property

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cause my first thought was shit like ivory

little quail
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Where do I sent memes about balatro?

vivid bronze
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Yes

brittle talon
foggy sorrel
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Saw "pogchamp" in the big 25 and unhearted this

odd oxide
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Tfym my local theatre doesn't have sinners

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Guess I'm watching Thunderbolts*

foggy sorrel
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They are both fire movies

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Thunderbolts was genuinely good

odd oxide
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Got tickets

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Screening in deux heures

runic ginkgo
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Stand ready for my arrival worm

calm wing
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pirate sinners after?

odd oxide
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If I can't catch it in theatres maybe

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But I've been told

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It's definitely made for the big screen

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🟣

calm wing
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hoping to see it this weekend

odd oxide
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I suppose I could rewatch flow

calm wing
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cat movie???!!

odd oxide
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Yes

calm wing
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is good?

odd oxide
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Somehow my local place has that but not sinners

odd oxide
calm wing
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yeah i know

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what did you think

odd oxide
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If I were to compare it to anything I'd say it's around the level of the wild robot

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A bit better

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Even

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It's a really beautiful film

calm wing
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ok yay

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i can get behind that

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haven't seen wild robot, felt like robot dreams filled that animated robot shaped hole though

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none of them can replace iron giant though

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that's my baby

odd oxide
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On an unrelated note disney+ decided to unfuck itself

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So I can watch the last block of andor on the tv

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Woohoo

odd oxide
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I know semantically like a myth is a bit more exalted or like esoteric

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Compared to legends

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But it just feels right

north fable
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yeah mythical sounds like it's way better

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imo

inner mortar
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||I pray they're like bfgs rather than bugs||

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||And I frick man this is tough uh I tie their legs together and make them trip because their center of mass is so messed up||

sharp bay
sharp bay
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Mystical sounds great tho

north fable
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you right mystical sounds better

sharp bay
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Mythical but thanks for pointing this out

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(Autocorrecter)

odd oxide
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Just finished thunderbolts*

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It's not that good

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It's better than post endgame marvel movies but it's like a low bar

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I'm glad like there's an actual theme

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That is explored

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It's just kind of like milquetoast and not all that inspired

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There's some cool visuals

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The film looks great

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Performances are great

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Action is good

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The hand to hand especially is a lot better than brave new world

#

The camera and cinematography is just better

#

7/10

surreal wharf
#

What are y'alls opinions on the Onyx Blaster (Terraria)

north fable
#

interesting clouds

buoyant root
#

oh, damn! Just saw the trailer for the monster train 2 x balatro crossover. very excited for that! Any people that have been messing around with the demo for it?

devout swift
surreal wharf
#

imo destroys everything with cbullets, I'll use it up till vortex beater

devout swift
#

Fair

buoyant root
#

Roguelike Deck Builder

wise spoke
#

... Wait is it spelt Caino?

#

I thought it was Canio

remote osprey
#

All my fellas hate canio

wise spoke
#

Oh wait it is Canio

#

This trailer spelt it wrong lol

oak citrus
#

Caino is the jester with the partial metal head and laser eye

pastel marten
#

Good mjorning

oak citrus
#

Guten morgen

crude ibex
#

I guarantee you that Chicot will be cracked if they get their ability nullification trait, as like Balatro, you can’t truly make a build that can really ignore EVERYTHING…but Chicot could do that for those builds when the game comes out, as Monster Train has certain builds get hard countered by certain bosses and general rng

north fable
#

why the hell i have nitro if i didn't even bought it??!?

#

da hell

crude ibex
#

Don’t know how Canio and Triboulet would work though

crude ibex
north fable
#

i didn't get any noti

#

i mean when i booted up dc on pc some pop up showed up saying free nitro or something like that

#

i don't remember

#

or maybe that was gift pop up idk

crude ibex
#

BOT, WE GOT A BOT HERE

north fable
#

<@&1133519078540185692>

sullen portal
#

wtf

jade warren
#

Istg I deleted the messages

sullen portal
#

ive banned this guy three times

jade warren
#

It's discord's fault

#

not ours

north fable
#

oh ok

sullen portal
#

i just deleted the posts with the uid

crude ibex
#

Ayyyyyy, extinction to bots and scams

north fable
#

yes

inner dome
sharp bay
peak goblet
# inner dome

I put mercury but Saturn is pretty high up too tbh

crude ibex
#

Uranus, I like my pants

raw anvil
delicate tree
#

Guys...

fickle flower
#

Bro this is the balatro discord

#

There has got to be a better place to put this

pale swallow
#

This is the best place to put this

fickle flower
#

Balatregnancy

#

Jimbo mpreg

oak citrus
#

Pegerant

nova cliff
wheat coral
compact timber
river slate
sage crypt
delicate lantern
bold olive
#

We need a real life balatro card game with the standard 52 cards and all of the jokers, the booster packs and the decks would be hard but we could find a way around the packs and we only need red deck to be happy

#

Built In score calculator/ blind generator

glossy fulcrum
rocky harbor
#

-# Trust me once I get that fleece-
Oh? Im back again? Ok, I should check why my PS4 is still on while I play Peglin.

#

Oh that...

inner dome
# inner dome
poll_question_text

What's the best numbered card in balatro?

victor_answer_votes

18

total_votes

37

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

2

fallen obsidian
runic plaza
hexed moon
runic plaza
#

I lost it at 1:55

chilly flower
#

Im so happy that its on ps plus this month bro

slate schooner
#

Im bricked up

torpid heron
#

what

rigid moon
deft pecan
#

what could Diablo POSSIBLY be bruh 🙏 skull 💔 LFG

deft pecan
rocky harbor
#

I'mma just play Roblox.

crisp jackal
#

Elo

#

Hi

crisp jackal
#

I don't know where to leave this, but please give it a try 😭

quasi tartan
#

I got banned from a different server for sending a mod a picture of my shit

crisp jackal
#

🫡

runic plaza
#

seems quite reasonable to me

crisp jackal
#

Truly based indeed

quasi tartan
crisp jackal
#

Heyyyy listen this onee

oak citrus
#

I'm throwing one into the ring. Hell yeah

oak citrus
#

The time signature changes are so wild, but well done

tacit quail
winged grail
radiant ermine
bright reef
#

Does anyone here play Celeste if so should I?

crisp jackal
lament wraith
lament wraith
#

it's a great game!

bright reef
#

K

lament wraith
#

very nice story and challenging gameplay

#

I had a very good time with it for both reasons

#

it also has very reliable mechanics, none of the deaths really feel like the game's fault

bright reef
#

Oki

#

Thanks for the info

pearl flume
#

"If life seems bloody rotten, there's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and sing and dance and prance
If life's a thorny thistle, just waltz through with a whistle
And everything will turn out for the best."

gray harness
#

why even bother dodging the attacks if you regenerate >100 hp per second

crisp jackal
#

I've never listened Mexican rock before

#

This one has very heartbreaking lyrics bruh 😭😭

pearl flume
#

Please resolve the following Scenario:

You are a carnivore, you are ferocious, you are to be feared...but also you're starving. Suddenly you smell something delicious! Those hairless apes are doing something to meat on that bright, painful thing that makes it smell awesome and you want some of it. What's your tactic ?

shell flint
tepid lintel
#

From the carnivore's perspective, you're desperate, hungry, things smell good, how bad can hairless apes be?

Well, the hairless apes have pointy sticks, which was the best weapon on the battlefield (against other hairless apes which are way smarter) for all of history up until we figured out gunpowder.

We didn't become the apex predator by accident. Hairless apes no diff this fight.

#

As the starving carnivore that smells delicious meat, I go for it and get no diffed and am dinner for the next week

neon yacht
neon yacht
#

y tu falta de querer

dusty lynx
#

Dumb question time

are you @dusty lynx?

vale cliff
#

🙃

oak citrus
slate schooner
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

what NFT game would you wanna make?

tepid lintel
odd oxide
#

Armadillidiidae is a family of woodlice, a terrestrial crustacean group in the order Isopoda. Unlike members of some other woodlice families, members of this family can roll into a ball, an ability they share with the outwardly similar but unrelated pill millipedes and other animals. This ability gives woodlice in this family their common names ...

#

does this thing have one non-goofy name

wise spoke
#

Slater doesn't sound that goofy does it

odd oxide
fickle flower
#

Gort

peak goblet
odd oxide
#

Glup shitto

#

Wait that's the guy from squid game?

vale cliff
#

Red light green light would save Star Wars right now

odd oxide
#

Green light as in they should greenlight 3 more seasons of andor

#

Honestly I'd like to see that Rian Johnson trilogy get made

neon yacht
#

necesito amigos

gilded furnace
#

Johnny

fickle moon
crisp jackal
#

I'm argentinian btw, I'm just talking in English bc of sv rules

visual jungle
#

Minecraft story mode was peak ngl

odd oxide
# odd oxide
poll_question_text

Which rarity should be higher?

victor_answer_votes

19

total_votes

23

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Mythical

#

naaaah

crisp jackal
tepid lintel
#

Have any of you fine people tried the Clover Pit demo yet?

#

If you like Balatro you'll probably like that

frosty tusk
tepid lintel
tepid lintel
# frosty tusk

Build a man a fire, he is warm for a night.

Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

odd oxide
#

First time in a long time something here repulsed me

#

I think a deconstructed version of this would be a pretty good meal

velvet nova
#

no hesitation

#

Looks doesn't matter if you're hungry

odd oxide
#

Peanut butter on baked beans????

velvet nova
odd oxide
#

It's not the same and that's not very good either

velvet nova
#

just imagine the taste

#

i mean it's prob not good either

modern heart
#

I think it depends how you combine the peanut butter and the baked beans. If it was intentional and you used the peanut butter in preparation of the baked beans it could probably taste fine.

That abomination up there though looks atrocious. It makes me sickened and curious to taste it.

odd oxide
#

Look if I was starving I'd eat this too but like I'm far from being that desperate

#

And still my point of the foods being better apart is still true

vale cliff
#

Why did I think that was a scalp

odd oxide
#

Now see this I totally get why someone would want to eat this

#

I'd eat this

modern heart
#

I would have preferred to mix the powder with the mayo but I get the vibe

velvet nova
#

i remember there's a guy who cooks rice in gatorade

pseudo onyx
#

someone wanna call playing baltro alone is tuff

runic plaza
bright reef
#

Thanks for the recommendation

wheat coral
wheat coral
#

Connections
Puzzle #699
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟪🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟪🟩
🟩🟩🟪🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪

odd oxide
#

📐 🟥 🟩 ⬜ ⬜
//
⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
//
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟪🟦
🟦🟦🟪🟪
🟦🟪🟪🟦
🟦🟪🟪🟦

dull fog
#

i should play more tf2

north fable
#

is it worth in 2025 tho?

#

there's better online games

strong lintel
#

Connections
Puzzle #699
🟨🟦🟨🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟦
🟦🟪🟨🟦
🟨🟩🟩🟪

small needle
#

that sounds good

north fable
#

😳

odd oxide
#

furry college

north fable
#

brugh

odd oxide
#

ope

#

@sullen portal

#

strike them down

wise spoke
#

Get the hammer

odd oxide
#

nvm bro seems afk uh

#

@lament kernel

inner dome
# inner dome
poll_question_text

What's the best planet card/hand

victor_answer_votes

12

total_votes

46

victor_answer_id

6

victor_answer_text

Jupiter (flush)

orchid pelican
#

jupiter the best planet card...

#

saturn have better scaling

#

and dont get any vote

thorny mango
buoyant frost
#

Guys how do u get a royal flush and strats im trying to get brainstorm

wheat coral
noble verge
#

why the fuck did the baba is you developer add among us

runic plaza
noble verge
#

Connections
Puzzle #699
🟩🟩🟨🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩

inner dome
fiery grotto
#

19k somethin

hot horizon
#

A few red seals and polychrome and I should be good to go

fresh cedar
#

me accidentally winning balatrodle first try

digital slate
#

-13.5 dollars??? how

severe aurora
# digital slate -13.5 dollars??? how

wasn't sales in google playstore now?
physical version of switch software got minimum cost for license and manufactoring from nintendo.
can't go under certain prices.

fresh cedar
#

how did i win first try in balatrodle

digital slate
severe aurora
#

only super mario collection kind too many manufactored dumped one can reach under 10$

severe aurora
#

some certain 3rd party titles are still got premium prices cause of shitstorm of digital version sizes in single cartridge.

fickle flower
#

I need to buy the real balatro deck

neon yacht
gilded furnace
#

Damn it

gilded furnace
glossy fulcrum
# inner dome

ive only gone to ante 12 purely to unlock petroglyph

foggy sorrel
#

I wish there were a balatrodle unlimited

neon yacht
icy igloo
fathom geode
#

my fav allbums (in no partical order) minus the top 2

stone whale
inner prawn
thorny mango
inner prawn
fathom geode
inner prawn
fathom geode
#

😔 😔

delicate tree
#

made a drawing

untold eagle
dusty lynx
#

I have a fun story of one of my failed schemes as a banker in anurism 4.

So Im friends with a Corpsman (the games version of a doctor) and he needs suspicious meat to make medicine, I.E human flesh. Hes willing to buy it off me for 6 cents each.

Now as a banker, I cant kill people 'directly' or else I lose amnecyte...so. I went to the metal mill, made a bunch of knives and announced to everyone there that i'm willing to buy suspicious meat for 4 cents each. So I gave the knives away and people started killing eachother. Sadly no one made any money off me because people were busy stealing and killing eachother for human meat and forgot about me.

At least I got a piece from a corpse I stripped with my pickaxe. Moral lesson, Most prolatarians are dumbasses and some are just too smart to be proles.

oak citrus
#

As foretold by gyromancy

dusty lynx
thorny mango
#

I was at the laundromat as a prole, there was a tower stacking up to try to reach the vent

#

I was able to get on top and get in the vent, 10 minute ish bit about me being the “laundry god” ensues

#

Also once walked in on a 5 scum meeting as a prole, looked around and left

shell flint
dusty lynx
#

Because my end game goal is to sell firearms, get proletarians to go underground to sell me gun parts (and likely get killed by scum), and maybe indirectly cause a lot of firearm crimes above ground.

thorny mango
dusty lynx
#

Because my interactions with them as a banker usually are in the realm of 'absolute dumbass'.

thorny mango
dusty lynx
# thorny mango Prole crimes lol

yeah that sounds about right, I should hire someone to sell the guns for me so the cortex dont link me back to selling guns to the public

thorny mango
#

Another good business strat is to sell wood and shit to scum

#

You can mark it up hella

#

Or run skull sterling

dusty lynx
#

maybe one day

#

im just gonna give away free knives again and see if i can finally get meat

#

Cortex cant limitate me, Im not the one murdering its the other guys

tacit quail
#

Are nuns CIA or FBI?

slate schooner
pearl flume
#

Please choose a piece of Gear:

Bad Romance- A pair of cyber leggings, comes with skates, jet propulsion, rocket boosts, no fall damage and wall/ceiling walking capabilities, enhancing movement speed to equal that of Jet fighters.

Poker Face- A futuristic helmet that covers the entire head. The user can teleport short distances, perceive time slower for a short duration, facial and vocal mimicry, and enhanced optic/ audio.

Born This Way- A set of robotic gauntlets. Allow the user to lift up to 7 tons. Shoot lasers from their palm, taser fingers, thunderclap, rocket propelled and recallable punches/grabs and block damages like bullets with no issues.

gray harness
#

playing Brotato without weapons, and I won first try lmao. I became so strong I didn't even need to move for the final boss

slate schooner
gray harness
#

Nice! Which characters are your favorite? Mine are Fisherman and Creature

slate schooner
#

I love the engineer and the multitasker

gray harness
#

They can be pretty fun too, especially with sticks as Multitasker

slate schooner
#

Like 4 engineers

gray harness
#

or 4 Old

#

or 4 Explorers

#

or 4 Loud

slate schooner
#

The streamer is probably my least favorite out of all of them

gray harness
#

Mine is Sailor, he just has too many drawbacks for it to be enjoyable to me

slate schooner
#

With four people playing as the builder you can get four builder turrets

#

Which seems wild

#

To bad I play on console though

twin sundial
#

anyone like black metal

slate schooner
twin sundial
regal musk
#

misleading

pulsar stump
#

I realize deltarune is less than a month away and thats pretty exciting!

regal musk
shell flint
rocky isle
#

anyone else use Balatro to help calm their brain so they can sleep?

bronze lake
#

Seahorse

tepid lintel
#

How is constant mental math and agonizing over strategy relaxing

next cradle
odd oxide
#

pronouncing the ae diphthong pisses me off to no end

#

like

#

antennae

#

you're telling me thats supposed to be an-ten-nee?

#

fuck no

#

its not consistent either

versed juniper
#

I almost always pronounce ae like ‘eye’

odd oxide
#

thats what i prefer too

#

thats how its pronounced in latin

versed juniper
#

Exactly. I didn’t take 4 years of the stuff to not pronounce it correctly

vale cliff
#

???

#

What’s a diphthong?

#

Sounds naughty

odd oxide
#

a little bit

warm cipher
#

kinda on topic but i drew myself as a clown cuz of this game

slim storm
#

Argentina best country on planet

neon yacht
neon yacht
pearl flume
#

My spine makes the same sounds as gravel

gilded furnace
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

what are those?

pearl swan
#

@everyone best seed?

edgy salmon
#

Sunflower seeds

dusty lynx
#

dead server

wise vault
peak goblet
#

Ig there must be another joker cause they have only 4 non negatives there

peak goblet
#

Ye that’d make sense

wise vault
#

Or sock n busckin

#

Idk

#

It's a meme

peak goblet
#

Ikik lol

gray harness
vale cliff
#

There should be Chicot Boss Blinds that make Chicot not work

gray harness
#

good heavens, this boss blind disables this legendary joker that does nothing to inscrease the score, whatever will i do now to beat this tricky boss blind?

sour pilot
wheat coral
odd oxide
# odd oxide
poll_question_text

Can you tie a tie?

victor_answer_votes

9

total_votes

16

victor_answer_id

2

victor_answer_text

Non

pearl flume
#

Hey, can you guys help me proofread something ?

fiery grotto
#

Maybe

fiery grotto
inner mortar
#

-# gm chat

pearl flume
inner mortar
#

The hell?

#

-# ain't no way

odd oxide
#

god these are some

#

awful takes

#

wah wah the toy figures have accessory slots

#

theyre not 100% accurate!!!

#

its not accurate to begin with theyre shaped like lego minifigures

amber hill
#

I just got this :V

lament raven
rocky isle
vale cliff
#

I’m autistic and I hate it

#

Mental math and agonizing for relaxation, I mean

#

Not Balatro

tepid lintel
#

This is the record on today's track of the day. Clearly not the intended route.

Pretty wild that it's 2.5 seconds faster than 2nd place, and the guy in 2nd is arguably the best player in the world.

zenith breach
versed grove
#

My buddy in Hawaii

lost citrus
#

We made president poster of jimbo

versed grove
peak goblet
buoyant root
#

@sullen portal btw, just to check, but is me constantly removing the civil chatter role something that's annoying or cluttering on the mod-end for you guys? I've been having some issues with discord where it shows me the wrong channel, so I've been sending a lot messages to wrong servers and channels, and am trying to prevent that bit, haha, but maybe I'm actually making it more annoying on your guys' part than deleting messages would be

sullen portal
buoyant root
#

Ah okay, great, haha

#

The server I used to mod had a bunch of spam filters going off if anyone did that, so I thought it'd be worth to check, haha

inner dome
# inner dome
poll_question_text

What's your highest ante?

victor_answer_votes

8

total_votes

27

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

9-12

severe aurora
#

where is 🥩 ?

#

need meat stake difficulty.

inner dome
#

I'm so sorry chat

glossy fulcrum
inner dome
glossy fulcrum
#

‘kay

inner dome
#

(black stake is the best one)

glossy fulcrum
#

i have the most fun playing easier stakes

inner dome
glossy fulcrum
#

cuz you can get away with sum shenanigans

severe aurora
#

always less stress stakes.

tepid lintel
tepid lintel
#

Eternal jokers allow for very fun shenanigans

glossy fulcrum
#

i dont like black stake

#

the eternals dont come in handy very often

tepid lintel
#

It's madness

glossy fulcrum
#

like the joker

inner dome
#

Ankh
Hex
Madness

#

Beautiful shenanigans

floral widget
#

im training a NN to play wordle, currently have a 67.9% win rate

#

correction, its a Reinforcement Learning–Inspired Epsilon-Greedy Heuristic Agent

#

so far, the RL has played 20900 games of wordle

ivory flame
#

Cool. Does it know the wordle possible word list directly

foggy sorrel
#

Have yall done the balatrodle

neon yacht
gilded furnace
#

The

#

Rokakaka

floral widget
#

But it’s two different lists

#

A list of valid words which it does know

And a list of words that can be chosen (valid English words) which it doesn’t know

gritty oasis
#

yall play inscryption

#

the illusion of choice

#

i need to rejoin daniel mullins discord lol

#

i just hope its not everyone asking what the ijiraq is every 5 seconds like the subreddit

glossy fulcrum
gritty oasis
#

thats pretty bad

glossy fulcrum
#

it is

#

everything here is bad lmfao

gritty oasis
#

i have 3 blood insect totem on mantis deck with an unkillable mantis

#

to top it off

glossy fulcrum
#

i mean brood isnt bad but mirror tentacle just blocks a lane and card tentacle just destroysbit

gritty oasis
#

i just got that warren.

#

i need to stop taking these

#

blud is never gonna make it to skull storm ( i wiped my 100 hour save)

#

I forgot ppl use the actual sigil names and not nicknames

#

i just call it egg

#

i could have taken tthat mole actually but meh

glossy fulcrum
glossy fulcrum
gritty oasis
#

warren and beehive are the second best one bloods i will fight ppl on this

#

and yeah

glossy fulcrum
#

egg works tbh i just never thoght of it

gritty oasis
#

i just call it egg

#

pretty sure cuz most inscryption yters i watch call it egg

#

if it turns into a raven the egg hatched

fiery grotto
gritty oasis
#

inscryption was my first rougelike

#

i love it

#

very auttism abtt it

#

its kinda a bit dead now but pony island 2 coming out soon

#

i tried pony island 1 and im a bit too dumb for it

glossy fulcrum
#

i love balatro

gritty oasis
#

actually no. way too dumb for it

glossy fulcrum
#

inscryption*

gritty oasis
#

LOL

glossy fulcrum
#

idk why i automatically said balatro

#

kaycees mod is very fun

gritty oasis
#

love how the copying sigil got nerfed but you can essentially override it with the corpse maggots one

#

oh mmy god i keep winning the cave trials

#

free me from this prison

glossy fulcrum
#

suffereing from success or something

brittle wyvern
#

chat i beat the challenge deck

gritty oasis
#

i was trying to get the ijiraq but bro was shy

#

i did not put that rock on the mantis. goobert did

versed grove
tepid lintel
stark dawn
signal geyser
tepid lintel
# signal geyser

Timmy got real thirsty,
But now he is no more
Because what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

how powerful is a rat?

neon yacht
vale cliff
#

I realise this would sound incredibly threatening in any other country 💀💀💀