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solar shale
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It’s kinda fire

fiery grotto
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Bro how good is or pc 😭

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My computer can barely do millions of interations in that time

gleaming geyser
fiery grotto
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Oh lol

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Gotta love the game saying 700 seconds

gleaming geyser
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Oh. Yeah, this one was running for, uh... 204,000 sec, or about 2.36 days at the time before an update restarted the system. I should get another incalculable thing going for fun.

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All I can say for sure about whatever the resulting number is that it's somewhere between Graham's Number and Tree(3) lol.

dusty lynx
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dumb question time

are you the nerds?

odd oxide
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a little bit

gray harness
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kinda i guess

odd oxide
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mpreg??!!!

dim coyote
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hell yeah

vale cliff
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Do we genuinely like mpreg or are we kidding?

dim coyote
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we all like

vale cliff
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Oh, cool

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Like you collect miscellaneous clips or is it more of a casual thing?

dim coyote
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memes?

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we all collect em

vale cliff
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Oh mb

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Hahahaha

odd oxide
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Ok I guess if I'm gonna be fr I think mpreg allows for very interesting character dynamics and themes that we don't see men in

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Its a very interesting impugnment and examination of parenthood and masculinity

vale cliff
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Oh, well, I don’t really know about that

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It’s just insanely attractive for guys to go through physical pain and torment for me

odd oxide
tepid lintel
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Nice view from my office

vale cliff
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Imo the definition of masculinity is the ability to take massive amounts of punishment, so I think certain parts of mpreg scratch that itch pretty well ig

dim coyote
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rich bussiness man

fiery grotto
tepid lintel
dusty lynx
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explain

vale cliff
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Autism lasers

tepid lintel
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My job is to find, classify, and track submarines by the noise they make.

dim coyote
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so u have a cool radar

tepid lintel
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No, we use sonobuoys

fiery grotto
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Thats so sick

tepid lintel
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Radar doesn't penetrate water, at least not the kinds we have.

dim coyote
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good to know

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im not specialized in that field so idk

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Hey man Im not cultured to know

tepid lintel
pearl flume
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Please Resolve the following Scenario:

You have been chosen to be one of the few humans to be observed for 1 week so the aliens can recreate our behaviour if we go extinct. What are you up to ?

dim coyote
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what if u spotted some ennemies subs

tepid lintel
vale cliff
tepid lintel
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Depends what the mission is honestly.

vale cliff
ripe spruce
fiery grotto
vale cliff
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But even more because I don’t have a cool underwater profession

tepid lintel
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We could be tasked to just track them, we could be assigned to keep them away from an area

tepid lintel
ripe spruce
tepid lintel
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You couldn't pay me enough to live on a fucking boat.

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At the end of the day I'm either going home or back to my 5 star hotel room.

vale cliff
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I had an internship at a place with boats

tepid lintel
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You'd never get me on one

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I don't like the ocean at all. Hard pass.

vale cliff
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I never really got near one, but I was at a warehouse with a bunch of parts

tepid lintel
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I'll stay above it.

vale cliff
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And I mostly just worked with excel sheets and things

tepid lintel
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Keep it that way. Boats are awful

vale cliff
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I’ll trust you

tepid lintel
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These bastards must be miserable.

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They're gonna be on that thing for like 3 months

prime mantle
sullen aurora
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image the world if it was goated

prime mantle
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Take me down to paradise city
Where the girls are fat and the twinks are pretty

dim coyote
fiery grotto
vale cliff
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That’s the complete opposite of paradise to me tbh

vale cliff
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How about a place with beautiful girls and big, thick men?

prime mantle
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No men

vale cliff
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I think that’ll be pretty fun

prime mantle
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Fat girls and twinks
No men

vale cliff
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Men are hot tho

prime mantle
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Men are stinky and ruin everythinf

vale cliff
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Hey, careful

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My dad’s a man

prime mantle
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Yikes

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Soft boys in skirts and dresses are allowe

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Just No men

fiery grotto
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Whats its name?

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Yk nubby would be a fire bunny name

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Cause like, it nubs on carrots and lettuce

meager elk
vale cliff
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☝️

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Plus stink can be hot

sullen aurora
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tried to send a burnout gif and it got automodded

dire oracle
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unpleasant

tepid lintel
sullen aurora
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there's a lot of good reasons for hating men

vale cliff
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You could say the same thing about plenty of other groups imo

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In every community, there’s always a nasty, outspoken minority

zinc quartz
prime mantle
zinc quartz
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pretend this is bluprint copying the image i just replied

prime mantle
tepid lintel
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Sure, and feel free to air them anywhere else but here thanks.

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But hate all you want, if men all disappeared right now, you wouldn't survive a week.

prime mantle
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OK lmao

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I'd be so much safer
Peak

tepid lintel
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No, you'd be fighting over what's left of the food supply as all the critical infrastructure around you fails.

prime mantle
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Ok

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If you think so

vale cliff
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I thought this was a joke

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💀

tepid lintel
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It's just wild to hate half the population for an immutable characteristic.

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But it's tolerated for some reason.

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And you're just allowed to openly say it, and not get called on it

prime mantle
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Which is not an immutable characteristic

tepid lintel
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Does it sound wrong?

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that's because it is

vale cliff
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Eon, I’m on your side on this

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But don’t carry on this conversation

tepid lintel
prime mantle
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Nice quote you got there

tepid lintel
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Thanks, I thought it was fitting.

prime mantle
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Also I'm sorry I hurt you by having valid reasons to hate men ❤️

vale cliff
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That’s how quotes work??

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They’re nice, so you quote them?

prime mantle
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OK man

tepid lintel
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Nope not doing it not engaging.

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Goodnight.

vale cliff
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Bye, Eon

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Goodnight

glossy fulcrum
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man this server sometimes

eager quiver
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These fucking skates

glossy fulcrum
vale cliff
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Lynn unfriended me 💀

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Aw man

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I was thinking of unfriending you btw

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But I didn’t

glossy fulcrum
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me?

vale cliff
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BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMMATURE

vale cliff
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No

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You’re good

glossy fulcrum
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oki

glossy fulcrum
shell flint
versed scaffold
versed scaffold
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though if you dont want the 13 year old alpha bozos to say "women ☕ " and merrily hate on feminine people, not even women and consider themselves based for this

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ragebaiting and lowering the opinion of your opinion isnt the way to go 👹

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📇

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transmission... ende 🟩

vale cliff
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Cute cat pfp

versed scaffold
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thenk you

vale cliff
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Yours, or?

versed scaffold
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no found it at the depths of the internet

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like if you scrolled cat photos for 3 hours straight

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i reached this peak

oak citrus
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Le intrenette

vale cliff
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Based tbh

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I love cats

thorny mango
thorny mango
vale cliff
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Suck it up for our kitty overlords

split pilot
west hatch
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to anybody who plays nubby's number factory, does octopus work the same way blueprint works in balatro

robust zinc
wise spoke
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"What's 16 more cans... I can always slurp again... Have another drink!"

robust zinc
sullen aurora
# vale cliff You could say the same thing about plenty of other groups imo

Not trying to start anything but like, read Bell Hooks or something. She's not the ultimate authority on everything but she's a great start. Read up on cultural hegemony, read up on how it is self destructive to the very men it empowers. This is not a "men evil women good" post this was a jab, a half joke, about a serious and systematic issue within the current cultural systems that perpetuate violence, specifically male violence.

vale cliff
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I’m kinda done talking about it

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But genuinely thanks for attempting to clarify

night whale
jolly pier
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1500s ahh ban reason

dusty lynx
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dumb question time

Can i throw something at you?

vale cliff
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Dumb answer time

Yes

dusty lynx
vale cliff
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Yay, money

odd oxide
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This would be sad if It wasn't so funny

vale cliff
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That’s fucking scary

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Hopefully technology will progress to the point where blindness becomes reversible

odd oxide
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Same

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And I don't think that optimism is misplaced either

vale cliff
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Also, this kid has inhuman endurance

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It’s physically impossible for me to do that

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I’ve tried that as a kid, but I’ll always involuntarily look away

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Like a hiccup or sneeze

calm latch
glacial thicket
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But the begining

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Of a new great era

calm latch
odd oxide
dusty lynx
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Dumb question time

I'm going to touch you...

This is not a question or a threat, this is a promise.

I am sick of being pushed around any longer!

vale cliff
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Promises, promises

dusty lynx
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👈

vale cliff
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😩

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Ow!!!

odd oxide
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😳

pearl flume
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Shout out to: 2 characters in completely different locations singing the same song and somehow finishing eachother's verses.

Gotta be one of my favourite genders.

cinder canyon
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this is fine

dusty lynx
odd oxide
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Wdym there's a Luigi mangione musical

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The vibes are off

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How do you do fellow common folk

wet garnet
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someone choose me a hero to use in marvel rivals please

timber nexus
odd oxide
covert gyro
odd oxide
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les mis is probably the musical with the best tunes

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the compositions are so good

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the writing is pretty good ig

glossy fulcrum
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luh luh luh lava

odd oxide
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😾

glossy fulcrum
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unironically its kinda catchy

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but thats sbout it

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yea its tasty as hell

odd oxide
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catchy does not equal good

glossy fulcrum
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cant believe they put the h word in my minecraft movie

glossy fulcrum
odd oxide
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case in point baby shark

glossy fulcrum
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i didnt say it was good :3

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i said it was peak :3

odd oxide
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silver lining's that atleast novelty songs tend to fall off charts really fast

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btw silver lining is such a poetic phrase

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even as clouds blot out the sun, the light is so radiant it lines the edges of the clouds in a brilliant silver

glossy fulcrum
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coolie

odd oxide
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i like how they mentioned wine

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and also how they depict dreams as like a tangible physical good that you can make and use

molten pond
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Hey

molten pond
glossy fulcrum
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haii

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wassup

orchid pelican
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OMG

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hai skinky

glossy fulcrum
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heeyyy :3

molten pond
glossy fulcrum
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lifes going fine i think

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struggling in school but oh well its my senior year and i’ve been accepted to colleg

odd oxide
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rest of the stand renders

oak citrus
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Laygoe playn

tight ingot
deft pecan
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pls i'm sorry but if anyone have two dollars pls gift it to me 🙏

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i can't buy it by myself because i can't by anything online because of my country

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and i NEED rpg maker 🙏

wheat quartz
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GTA VI was delayed 💀

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At least we got a release date

deft pecan
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i won't play it anyway so

wheat quartz
deft pecan
wheat quartz
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Well anyway the release date is May 26, 2026 so like another year.

deft pecan
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womp womp ksi

deft pecan
wheat quartz
odd oxide
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honestly

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i dont know what i would do as an omelan

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i propose the kid hole rotation idea

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every new born spends a week in the hole

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the city will always have a child

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and it is fair because everyone spends the same amount of time in the hole

fickle flower
timber nexus
wheat quartz
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Indie games are going to be taking over even more.

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Microsoft is following the Nintendo train and charging $80 for every exclusive Xbox game now

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And really every AAA game in general

deft pecan
glossy fulcrum
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he made graduation though

icy badge
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I love balatro

odd oxide
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Does he know

oak citrus
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The art of the holding choke

glossy fulcrum
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i swear redditors will say anything instead of “i was wrong”

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which may or may not be relevant tot that screenshot

wheat coral
odd oxide
glossy fulcrum
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seems like martial arts to me

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regardless i dont see the point on commenting that it isnt

odd oxide
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Redditors want to feel smart

glossy fulcrum
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thats what i mean

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if they admit when they’re wrong they no longer feel smart

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methinks

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idk

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i just wanted to complain about how uncommon it is for people to admit these days

odd oxide
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There's a ton of dumb shit on there

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One time I saw a guy say that

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Robots are by definition science fiction

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Like

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Lmao

odd oxide
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Got it on the second guess

wheat quartz
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Well I’ll just do it on a different device

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Easy win

glossy fulcrum
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robots are not real

wheat quartz
wheat quartz
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Tesla Optimus is probably the most mainstream one

odd oxide
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I hate how despite how much I despise tone indicators usecases persistently present themselves

glossy fulcrum
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robots have existed for years

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they aint exactly new

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or fictional

wheat quartz
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I’m buying an Optimus as soon as it comes out

quartz frost
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lol the tesla robot is such a scam

glossy fulcrum
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my statement was very /s

glossy fulcrum
wheat quartz
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Or only accessible to like the military

quartz frost
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what do you need a $100k+ "household robot" for

odd oxide
wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
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time consuming? a little yea

quartz frost
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ive yet to see any proof that the tesla robot will be able to navigate a house and do chores, all it does so far is stand around at conventions and act as a chatgpt terminal

wheat quartz
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Autonomy is the future

glossy fulcrum
odd oxide
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I get that tone and other minutia of communication is often lost through text

quartz frost
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bro they dont even have prosthetic limbs that are dextrous enough to cook easily, what makes you think it'll be able to do that automatically within any reasonable time frame

wheat quartz
wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
odd oxide
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Your techno-optimism is misplaced in Tesla

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I'll say though

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The design looks pretty cool

quartz frost
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the fact that it's humanoid is what makes it so clear that it's empty hype to me. the most efficient "household robot" will almost definitely not be shaped like a person

glossy fulcrum
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i also really dislike elon musk but thats unrelated

wheat quartz
odd oxide
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Ok bro

quartz frost
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i'll believe it can cook when i see it, as of right now there is literally no technology that comes anywhere close to a universal chore bot

glossy fulcrum
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the only household robot i could imagine i’d ever need is like a roomba

odd oxide
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Bro is like 12 or something

glossy fulcrum
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wow i mever thought i’d encounter a tech bro on balatrocord

wheat quartz
quartz frost
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also why spend $100k+ on a bot to do your chores when you can just hire someone

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like rich people normally do

wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
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or just do your own chores its really not that hard

odd oxide
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Sure they will

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Lmao

glossy fulcrum
quartz frost
odd oxide
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I bet bro thinks the boom overture will actually go into production

quartz frost
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the economy will definitely be able to support $20k AGI robots for every household in 2-3 years

odd oxide
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Or smth like that

glossy fulcrum
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i hope autonomy isnt the future so i’m able to live the boywife life i’ve always wanted

wheat quartz
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30 years idk

quartz frost
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personally i think we should be making sure everyone has food and water before we build robots to clean rich peoples' houses but maybe im a drooling soyboy for thinking that idk

odd oxide
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Communist spotted

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🔫

wheat quartz
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So like 2371?

glossy fulcrum
quartz frost
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sure let's spend 350 more years letting people die so elon can have his scifi star empire

glossy fulcrum
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eat the rich bruh 😭

wheat quartz
quartz frost
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oh my god you're an actual eugenicist

odd oxide
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I'm announcing an overt hijacking of this conversation cause I don't want to talk about this shit anymore what is the best ice cream flavour

glossy fulcrum
wheat quartz
odd oxide
glossy fulcrum
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oh wait

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i forgot tone indicator

wheat quartz
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The poor suffer, the rich thrive

quartz frost
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there's not gonna be a star empire dude. rich people are gonna keep getting richer and you're gonna keep working. the sooner you come to terms with that the better

glossy fulcrum
wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
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not saying the rich should suffer but the poor dont deserve it either

glossy fulcrum
wheat quartz
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Ig it could cause people depending on the government but money is money

odd oxide
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That will never happen

wheat quartz
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Like social security but not for elders

glossy fulcrum
odd oxide
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And the government gets the money where

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Lmao

wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
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im really hoping you can detect my sarcasm here

odd oxide
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Absolutely incomprehensible

quartz frost
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bro went so far into techno eugenics he came back around to UBI 😭

glossy fulcrum
wheat quartz
glossy fulcrum
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cool

odd oxide
odd oxide
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Like

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Mango

quartz frost
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im a vanilla ice cream + peanut butter truther

odd oxide
glossy fulcrum
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idk ive had it like once and it was pretty good

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not a big ice cream guy but i’ve been getting into nuts lately

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i am become meme

vivid bronze
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Destroyer of sides

odd oxide
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I like cashew

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Cashew is really good

quartz frost
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cashew ice cream? or just cashews

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personally i think hazelnuts are the best nut

glossy fulcrum
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i havent had cashew flavored ice cream but cashews are pretty good

odd oxide
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Cashews in general

vivid bronze
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They're pretty good

quartz frost
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i like cashews

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not a top 3 nut but not bad

vivid bronze
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I like peanuts more, but cashews are also good

quartz frost
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top 3 for me is peanuts, almonds, hazelnuts

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i like pecans too but only roasted

glossy fulcrum
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almonds are great

odd oxide
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I hate walnuts

vivid bronze
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Almonds are also top tier

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Look up turrón

glossy fulcrum
vivid bronze
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Whar

glossy fulcrum
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o

odd oxide
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People reference 1984 all the time

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But how many of you have actually read it

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Unless like you got forced to by your school

glossy fulcrum
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havent

vivid bronze
odd oxide
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Whar car

south sparrow
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I like pistachios

odd oxide
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🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

inner dome
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poll_question_text

Who's the most likely to cause a car crash

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Perkeo

deft pecan
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rpg maker!

surreal rampart
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anybody wanna vc (never balatro before dm if u want)

potent cliff
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Balatrodle done

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I'm a genius

sage galleon
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My fault not yourssadcat

oak citrus
dense salmon
glossy fulcrum
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i did yea

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cuz turrón mentioned

stiff marsh
gilded ore
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another shift at the factory... going well this time

modern heart
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Your new 9 to 5 at the number factory

gilded ore
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Theres a reason I hate nanlets... I have to make their E's all by myself

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RAHHHHH

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endless players, I made your numbers for the day

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I always pressed the end button early so it doesnt overscale

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now its time to just let it rip

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I may not need yeti no more

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ITS STILL GOING

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aha und

fiery grotto
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Honestly that might be the weakest balogna run Ive seen balatrojoker

glossy fulcrum
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balogna togna

solar shale
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@raw vessel I didn’t know you were here

gilded ore
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run is still going

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but I am capping at undecillions

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doubling more does nothing but popping too quick doesnt let tardigrades double to 1d

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sad

outer steppe
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Hey wassup my freakbobs

outer steppe
fiery grotto
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Cause poop but is terrible

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It gets capped at the 9999 restocks

outer steppe
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Falsehoods spewn forth from thyne oral cavity

fiery grotto
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And doesnt go to google score when get googol/1

timber nexus
outer steppe
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Poop butt is just a little guy

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Why are you making this serious man I was joking

fiery grotto
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Im not

outer steppe
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I havnt seen much nubbys

timber nexus
outer steppe
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I mean you dodged the joke with actual game-backed facts

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Therefore ruining the joke

fiery grotto
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Me?

outer steppe
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😦

fiery grotto
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I was also joking

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Its more of a you dont understand due to text not having tone of voice

gilded ore
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he sucks

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starting to run out of steam but hey

last shard
gilded ore
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Icouldnt bear it anymore time to dip to other game

fiery grotto
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Thats fair

gilded ore
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@sand valley WITNESS ME, YOUR NEW FACTORY WORKER

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YOU DID THIS TO ME

fiery grotto
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Endless is kinda 🤷‍♂️

gilded ore
fiery grotto
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I mean you can still get higher scores

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And ratios

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For balogna just get duplicating peg items and create from duplicate pegs with head and wingless fly and you just win

atomic junco
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For my xbox buddys does anyone know if balatro was removed from gamepass? Because for some reason i do not have access to it (and yes i have gamepass)

lusty turtle
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made if myself

last shard
# buoyant harbor addiction

Everything green is good

And best of all, the green pads can be copied without needing to give them new groups

pearl flume
modern heart
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Poro

oak citrus
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Ratatata. Giant mouse would be ballin'

fiery grotto
dusty lynx
pearl flume
dusty lynx
solar shale
solar shale
delicate tree
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accept your true savior into your heart.

orchid pelican
native quarry
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this is a shakesperian tragedy for those who know

pearl flume
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What comes to mind when you think of this ?

"Mass of Masses"

native quarry
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i die 3 frames from that moment

turbid summit
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am I a freak for eating uncooked ramen noodles

raw vessel
odd oxide
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A lot of people eat it as a snack

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I do sometimes

rapid echo
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helloooooooooo

tepid lintel
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I think I broke the Clover Pit demo

sharp bay
clever jacinth
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free to steal mod idea: replace the generic sfx that plays when chicot disables the boss blind with a vine boom

odd oxide
tawny helm
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what !!

odd oxide
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chains are so annoying to draw argh

mint path
odd oxide
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It's not great but I think it looks pretty decent

cold dawn
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Chat i am downloading more ram 💪

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Boutta have 32GB soon

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instead of 16

rain cave
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mewing is very romatic

vale cliff
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What guide is this?

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WikiHow?

odd oxide
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Chat how we looking

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Not bad methinks

ember gulch
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Oh boy oh boy I hope a 273 ton brick of ice doesn't fall on me on August 23rd 2025!

odd oxide
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Ok I fixed it up a bit

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Nice

oak citrus
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Very nice. Great work. Only tweak I'd suggest for the future is you can hide a touch more of the upper arm in the foreshortening. But that's situational for this piece, the technique uses are solid

odd oxide
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Combination of that and the forearm being angled a bit off, keeping in mind for next time

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For once hands isn't the part I messed up

pearl flume
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Astronaut giraffes leaves hooftracks on the moon.
Sassy robots laughs in perfect auto tune.
Maybe woodland creatures enjoy a good game of racket ball.
And maybe fidget spinners are dangerous weapons after all.

versed patrol
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I fuckign did it i5s over.

solid nymph
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whats geo guessa on

oak citrus
#

Hard mode

odd oxide
#

social media fucking hates fine dining for no reason

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they think they charge 200 dollars per course or smth

wheat coral
slate stone
# solid nymph whats geo guessa on

Guess Landenbergerstraße 15. All I know about said street is that it’s somewhere in Germany. No, I don’t know where the hell this pic is

runic tree
#

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3691940/Pokerii/ why i never heard about this game

Play With Heart. Win With Happiness.
Step into the sparkly world of Pokerii, a kawaii roguelike deckbuilder where happiness is your ultimate goal!

Play powerful hands, form emotional connections between your cards, and collect adorable pets and tasty treats to build the perfect run. Every match is a heartfelt showdown packed with strategy, cha…

Release Date

October 2025

▶ Play video
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looks fun

odd oxide
#

Time Cube was a pseudoscientific personal web page set up in 1997 by Otis Eugene "Gene" Ray. It was a self-published outlet for Ray's "theory of everything", also called "Time Cube", which claims that all modern sciences are participating in a worldwide conspiracy to omit his theory, which posits that each day actually consists of four days occu...

fiery grotto
runic tree
#

on release

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thats looks intresting

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I hope the developer will do something new and different in gameplay and not just release a reskin of balatro

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he have like 4 month

junior arch
#

I saw somebody making mugs, and I saw this design, does anyone know what chemical this is?

floral widget
#

Just spent an hour organizing my storage in project Zomboid, why the fuck did I do that

modern heart
#

Or actually just this

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Yeah

fiery grotto
#

That makes sense since its a coffee mug

modern heart
#

Yeah

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I don't know chemistry but it would make the most logical sense for a mug to have that lol

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So that's where I started

fiery grotto
#

Honestly I shouldve thought of that

inner dome
# inner dome
poll_question_text

Who'd be the most likely to have a college degree

victor_answer_votes

11

total_votes

23

victor_answer_id

5

victor_answer_text

Chicot

fiery grotto
#

Canio, just cause they sad

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Idk who this “Yorrik” character is balatrojoker

floral widget
#

this game so ass bruh

whole junco
#

What did this guy do to you

fiery grotto
#

Guys

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If localthunk is vegetarian

#

How did they create the stakes in Balatro?

past parrot
#

gtfo 🚪

gilded ore
#

Okay monster con is definitely the return to 1st I needed

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Sijsejjjsjs it's the first game without the shop getting in the way and with more stuff

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Loved it

dusty lynx
dusty lynx
#

I was ready to throw hands with anyone who tried to take him away from me.

gilded ore
dusty lynx
dusty lynx
gilded ore
#

Not only as him as main but also as side character

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Apparently he's got a yaoi stand lmao

dusty lynx
#

and the tough and maybe crossdressing muscle demon in there as well?

gilded ore
#

(only got 4 randos thusfar)

gilded ore
#

Also hell yeah Damien goes on full on drag on the 3rd lmao

dusty lynx
#

and I love how vauge the demon guy may or may not be into drag by having him be soo oblivious. That he thought drag was 'drag racing'.

dusty lynx
#

BlushBait
👉 👈

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With an unemployed loser you just met online with no real connection to?

gilded ore
#

Can't really do that in vc here lol

fiery grotto
#

Weird question,
Can factual thoughts be pessimistic?

#

Since A guy already does dumb questions might as well ask weird ones

fiery grotto
#

Like is there any thought that is factually true, that is pessimistic to think about?

oak citrus
gilded ore
fiery grotto
#

Darn humanity

gilded ore
#

It's so difficult to question the complexity of the human experience nowadays because every mf from the past grabbed the quick easy and important questions already

#

How am I supposed to do shit

fiery grotto
#

REAL

gilded ore
#

Kurt Hager already said everything that needs to be said and whatever he didn't say was immediately quoted to have been said by him

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DAMN YOU NIETZSCHE

storm slate
fiery grotto
#

Ah thats fair

versed scaffold
#

If they can’t be pessimistic

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They can’t be optimistic either

fiery grotto
#

TRUE

versed scaffold
#

Oops

#

Did not mean to send this

noble verge
#

havent played nubbys in a while

#

surely nothing will go wrong

fiery grotto
#

Surely, right Lynn?

noble verge
#

oh my fucking god

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the waves washing over the beach

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btw this literally never dies i have to press end every round because they keep bouncing off the wall

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OH MY GOD WHAT

#

i think i won

fiery grotto
#

Least broken balogna tony run

surreal wharf
#

bruh how tf did this come from 8 trees

#

someone needs to calculate the odds of that

modern heart
#

"Oh, thats just a regular build, what could be going on-"

fiery grotto
#

Balanced

modern heart
plush folio
#

hey does anybody in here know about making games

#

like simple games

modern heart
#

like board games? video games?

plush folio
#

video games

modern heart
sudden creek
#

They’re the same

oak citrus
pearl flume
#

Please answer the following prompt:

How small would a polar bear has to be before you could defeat it in hand to hand combat ? What would your strategy be ?

oak citrus
#

Below thigh height, choke it from behind. This hypothetical me is very sad

tepid lintel
#

It's not ethical

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But I guess as the old mantra goes 'its not a war crime the first time'

fiery grotto
#

Because its to cute otherwise

uneven portal
#

Now this is a REAL uncrustable!

#

Don’t mind the shoes 😭

tepid lintel
#

No.

lucid isle
tepid lintel
uneven portal
oak citrus
#

I lied with art

lucid isle
#

make the fingers thinner

uneven portal
#

Salad fingers head ahh

uneven portal
tepid lintel
fiery grotto
#

Did someone say spoons? Old balatro image

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From beta or something that was leaked

#

Caused funny

#

I dont have time to wait for slowmode I meant 33 itself not 33rd prime, just goes to show how early on Id get confused lol, especially at this hour

modern heart
#

33 is 1 33 11 3

fiery grotto
#

Yeah ik

modern heart
#

29 is prime I think

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37 I think too

fiery grotto
#

Once you said it wasnt prime I realized

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Should be

modern heart
#

And then 41? Maybe 47 too?

fiery grotto
#

43?

modern heart
#

That feels like too many prime numbers

fiery grotto
#

Not 45 cause 7 5

modern heart
#

Might be 41 43 47, but that feels too many in a short period

fiery grotto
#

Hey, there can never be to many

modern heart
#

Nope they all are

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53 is next

fiery grotto
#

What does 51? Oh wait 3

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And 17

modern heart
#

And 49 is 7*7

fiery grotto
#

Yeah knew that cause, well I know my squares 1-21

modern heart
#

I would hope you know your 1 squared lol

fiery grotto
#

Yeah, its 3

#

Anyways frfr I gotta sleep

#

Gn

modern heart
#

Have a good one

fiery grotto
#

10 4 over and out

tepid lintel
#

Big number go brrr

#

The demo is free, go try it. It's called Clover Pit.

dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

what would you do with 100 marbles?

odd oxide
#

Weapon

oak citrus
#

Weapon

vale cliff
#

Weapon

tepid lintel
#

When you realize the power of the sling, you understand that David vs Goliath was a dude bringing the equivalent of a gun to a swordfight

shell flint
ember gulch
sharp bay
misty holly
#

Rate this from unrealistic(1) to realistic(10)

slow shore
#

thanks google, really helpful

odd oxide
#

absolute fire

ornate relic
#

is modded balatro safe?

fleet oar
#

tralalelo tralala

ripe kraken
leaden quartz
civic flax
wheat coral
odd oxide
#

📐 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬜

urban glen
#

This is funny to me

tepid lintel
#

Because there's no punch line?

fiery grotto
#

That is pretty funny ngl

tepid lintel
#

I got the interior angle 2nd guess but that wasn't the objective 😅

#

I haven't had my coffee yet. That's my excuse.

fiery grotto
#

I got the 2 numbers that were surrounding it

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(Since its only evens)

tepid lintel
#

It also took me my first guess to notice that.

#

Next time I'm not playing until I'm at least one coffee deep

odd oxide
#

Chat have y'all ever built (or tried to build) a rube Goldberg machine

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I feel like that's a fairly common school activity

wise spoke
#

This game looks really cool

noble verge
#

whats everyones opinion on call me if you get lost

wise spoke
#

I prefer Call Me by Blondie

noble verge
#

i love those types of games

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and then they added so much

wise spoke
#

Yeah I love all the little classic internet and computer references

#

It seems really fun

#

I particularly really like the little solitaire cards jumping around the screen

wheat coral
wise spoke
#

I also like that there's a shotgun from what I assume is Doom

#

Either that or it's from Oregon Trail

#

Overall kinda gives me a little bit of Nubby vibes as well

wheat coral
sand valley
#

@modern heart @karmic wadi @molten maple @ember halo you should join the Nubby's discord if you haven't already (click the discord symbol in the title menu of Nubby's)
there's gonna be a music competition at 10k members which I'm gonna participate in :3
the winner will have a cover made by Vinegart (the guy who makes the music for the game), not sure if it'll be added into the game or not but I would guess so.

modern heart
#

Oh huh

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I also make music

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So that could be fun

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I'll join once I'm home

molten maple
#

I don't make music (yet) but good luck

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i look forward to nubby's community growing

#

most of the people in my friend's group has been infected by nubby already

ember halo
#

i should be playing more nubby

sand valley
modern heart
solar root
#

depends

odd oxide
#

je ne veux pas travailler

#

Je ne veux pas dejeuner

#

Je veux seulwment l'oublier

#

Et puis je fume

open perch
#

Wait a F'ing minute ... I've just watched Black Mirror latest season ... Balatro in Black Mirror ? Holy shit good job ! 🙂

fiery grotto
#

However I joined their discord server and it wasnt rlly my thing but idk

flint kiln
#

omg superposition

odd oxide
#

So tired of those videos of 'holograms' where it's just LEDs taped to a fan

#

Not holograms

#

Not even 3d

paper meadow
#

did someone say hologram

unkempt mortar
#

my babies

inner dome
# inner dome
poll_question_text

Who has the creepiest design

victor_answer_votes

5

total_votes

16

victor_answer_id

4

victor_answer_text

Canio

minor bridge
#

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

inner dome
#

We believe in the wee joker

untold eagle
#

Wee joker is unreliable af

#

Stuntman for life

inner dome
untold eagle
#

Where is the bull one

inner dome
#

I forgot lol

fiery grotto
#

Bull or runner

#

though only if runner early, wee is also good but like 🤷🏻‍♂️

inner dome
fiery grotto
#

Nobody likes arrowhead anyways

#

also forgot blue joker

#

which tbf is probably what I wouldve picked

inner dome
#

I am forgetful

fiery grotto
#

Half because its just a good chips joker early/mid game and other half because with bugs you can just beat plasma deck gold stake first try with it

modern heart
#

Bull is probably my favorite

fiery grotto
#

Bull is about equal to blue joker imo, unless you have good econ

#

in which its veryyy fun

#

I got it in my ante -1 naneinf run which was pretty funny

floral widget
#

Ive been playing Blue Prince for 4 fucking hours and this 20gb still aint done downloading

#

<@&1133519078540185692>

minor bridge
#

Guys this is SO true

#

Invest NOW and lose EVERYTHING

floral widget
#

idk if i was supposed to ping mods

#

but i think i am

minor bridge
#

Yeah u were

floral widget
#

good'

#

thank you mods

knotty plaza
#

say

#

i'm new to the community, and i want to install mods, what do i need to do

floral widget
knotty plaza
#

oh

fiery grotto
#

What day are you on?

floral widget
thorny mango
#

(Only good on plasma)

fiery grotto
floral widget
#

Day 16

#

Ive unlocked what seems to be a cave by powering the boiling system

#

only issue is that idk where to find it

fiery grotto
#

You are 1 day ahead of Aliensrock who Im watching the series

floral widget
#

oh, sorry for the spoiler then

fiery grotto
#

I think he already did that though since he had a bit experience after playing the demo

floral widget
#

oh lol

fiery grotto
#

so he already had a few tricks up his sleeve which helped early on for unlocks

floral widget
#

i got so close to the antichamber or what ever it was called

fiery grotto
#

He got to the antichamber yesterday but theres some stuff about it he didnt have

#

I wont spoiler, especially since I dont know 100% what he was missing myself

floral widget
#

i just saw a white wall tbh

#

ngl, i just want this parkour game to finish downloading

glad yew
#

Did you know that the reason old people say putting your elbows on the table is bad manners is because tables used to be built in a way that putting your elbows on it would push the table down messing up the meal

floral widget
#

did you know, its rude to kill people

proud cobalt
#

Idc I'll do it regardless

tepid lintel
#

This may not be faster but I should get points for style here.

fiery grotto
#

LOL

#

Shouldve bug slided

#

/j

tepid lintel
#

Nah that was 1.3 off my PB

#

Just a wild bounce and how I landed perfectly on the edge to push me towards the fin

fiery grotto
#

Rip John Balatro (Official) 2025-2025

sleek merlin
#

its my birthday

oak citrus
#

HAP BIRTH

fiery grotto
#

Hap birthday

remote hornet
#

Happy birthday yo!

solar shale
wheat quartz
#

When you realize Gen Beta/Gen Gamma may be the first generation to never have to work a job in their lives due to robots (assuming Gen Beta doesn’t turn 18 till 2043) 😱

delicate tree
dim coyote
#

cute art

wheat coral
#

today was a good day

gilded ore
#

God Eternauta is so good

#

MI PAIS MI PAIS MI PAIS 🇦🇷

dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

who would you clone on this server?

vale cliff
#

You

#

Then we’d have double the dumb questions or questions twice as dumb

pearl flume
#

Please choose a food item before clicking the black bar. Question provided by Ohgm~

||this is your only food source for a month, how do you feel and how would you modify it as to not become bored ? (You have any ingredients you need but can't stray too far from the original food item)||

fiery grotto
vale cliff
#

I should have thought of this

fiery grotto
vale cliff
fiery grotto
# vale cliff I should have thought of this

And depending on how it works and if I duplicate them with one of my clones and now all of me get to answer again I can basically 2^x each time. Do it 1024 times I have naneinf of myself

vale cliff
#

And technically, “who” doesn’t only refer to a single person

fiery grotto
#

Truee, who could be a group of people

vale cliff
#

So you could just clone yourself (and all clones) + A Guy (and all their clones) with every answer

#

Reaching naneinf in off-topic

fiery grotto
#

Weve reached infinite scaling of infinite

shut cairn
#

oh okay.

fiery grotto
#

Also they said clone, which isnt a select number of times, so maybe I just clone myself naneinf times with 1 wish if its a 1 time use

#

Ez

shut cairn
#

Bro relax

#

I just realized this is off topic

#

And not game discussion

#

Hi guys.

vale cliff
#

This could allow you to access higher orders of infinity, from aleph-0, to aleph-1, aleph-2

fiery grotto
#

Trueee

#

And I can get infinite questions to by cloning the person asking

vale cliff
#

Polterworx has nothing on this

fiery grotto
#

So I get infinite^2, infinite times

vale cliff
#

Oh God

#

I think balatro fried my brain

fiery grotto
#

I just love math rlly

#

I wanna become one of those people that looks into a problem for years and solves it hopefully with friends by my side who help

leaden quartz
jade echo
#

drew my bg3 character

gray harness
#

drooid effortlessly defeats a boss while effortfully struggling against normal bloons

odd oxide
#

Hype!!!

strange lintel
#

omfg, I work as an orientation leader at my college and we needed a gender neutral way of referring to first year students other than freshmen so we decided on 'freshthems' 😭

#

Goofy ahhh decision

vale cliff
#

Freshpeople?

odd oxide
#

That is goofy ahh

#

Man isn't even always gendered

vale cliff
odd oxide
#

This is like when people say shero

#

Like that's not the etymology of the word silly

vale cliff
#

Imo this is definitely not the rule in most scenarios

#

But I’m fine with it here

odd oxide
#

I mean if I heard it I think I'd chuckle

#

Cause it's a bit silly

#

Not necessarily in a bad way either

#

I think it's kinda cute

strange lintel
vale cliff
strange lintel
#

I have never heard of that

odd oxide
strange lintel
#

Ah

odd oxide
#

But like

strange lintel
#

Heroine yeah

vale cliff
#

What about sheroine?

#

Now it’s extra clear

strange lintel
#

banger

odd oxide
#

I hate when the video has captions done by an actual person

#

But the captions are still wrong

#

😭

vale cliff
#

I’m getting so many summaries of movies/tv shows as YouTube shorts, and they all have the same crappy subtitles and AI voice

jade echo
odd oxide
#

Me?

#

Yeah

#

I'm cis

jade echo
#

it might not seem gendered if you're amab

#

but to anyone that is not male identifying, or non-amab masc folk will tell you that yes, man is gendered, even if you yourself are using it in a nongenered way

#

i stopped using "dude" around my folks questioning themselves for this reason

#

just because "it doesnt feel like its gendered" doesnt mean that it isnt gendered

odd oxide
#

I know it's an anecdote but half my friends are genderqueer and they don't mind

jade echo
#

okay

odd oxide
#

And also for the record

#

I don't really have a problem with freshthems

#

I just think it's a tad silly

jade echo
#

i am simply just pointing out that "man" suffix is inherently gendered

#

freshthems is pretty rancid

#

just say something like new students or first years

#

i used to be pretty defensive when people got annoyed when i used "dude" to refer to non-masc people when i was younger

#

i had the same mentality

#

but at the end of the day its just easier to adopt a more gender neutral expression (and we've got plenty of them to work with)

odd oxide
#

I know that but I'd like to push back on the man being inherently gendered thing

#

Like linguistically that's not exactly the case

#

Of course it has adopted that connotation

jade echo
#

?? linguistically that is absolutely the case

#

most origins of the word that utilize man in an attempt to make it synonymous with humanity as a whole is an esoteric patriarchial side effect of our history

#

thats not even including languages that have an inherent gender to their speech like most romance languages

vale cliff
#

I don’t speak for everyone, but I think freshmen is fine and I’m enby

odd oxide
jade echo
#

for the record im not pushing back against the use of the term i am just simply pushing back on the idea that it is not inherently gendered

odd oxide
#

Afaik

#

Admittedly I am not a linguist I just know a bit more than the average person

#

I'll look into it

vale cliff
odd oxide
#

Of course that's not descriptive of modern usage

#

By the time 'freshman' was conceived

#

Man has taken on the specific gendered meaning

vale cliff
#

The word for woman meant “wife-man”, right?

#

If I remember correctly

odd oxide
#

But I'd argue man in this case doesn't use that gendered definition, rather a vestigial borrowing of what man was previously used for

vale cliff
#

Person who is a wife