i'm not good at precise movement
#🃏・off-topic
prime mantle
tepid lintel
It's both far less and far more precise than you're thinking.
modern heart
Same lol
prime mantle
damn it 
tepid lintel
Rip
prime mantle
accepted an ally's request to join war
forgot i had a non-aggression pact with that faction
so my reliability rating just went into the fucking abyss
modern heart
If the Emperor had a TTS Device was my introduction to Warhammer 40k, so my opinion is skewed
prime mantle
oh right
forgot i can make outposts in allied cities and get their units
time to recruit some fucking RATS into my slaanesh army
only issue is that none of my units are expendable so i can't just friendly fire ratling gun them 😔
at least i get to have some artillery
because for some fucking reason slaanesh doesn't get any
tepid lintel
If the Emperor had a TTS Device was my introduction to Warhammer 40k, so my opin...
I love those.
modern heart
I miss them, I still hold a grudge against Games Workshop for their shenanigans with the partner program and cease and desists
tepid lintel
Basically to sum it all up very briefly, Big E stronk, Horus was malding cuz balding, now Big E is a glorified Duracell and the embodiment of weaponized autism is running the shitshow and banging some Eldar mommy
Have you seen Astartes?
prime mantle
who hasn't
hell yeah, down with the french
n'kari frolicking on the french plains, stomping and naruto running everywhere
opal laurel
1 more level
brave sonnet
pearl flume
How much money would you pay to make an official balatro joker ?
sharp bay
molten maple
hopefully this helps you remember it
or this one
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THUMBNAIL
brittle talon
https://youtu.be/2rcpYt_HGAs
OHH
sharp bay
‼️ ‼️
molten maple
yeah i cant keep this on here
molten maple
what the fuck why is the thumbnail of that short just that one girl from doraemon
in a not good context
sharp bay
actually thats a smart way to make people not share your posts
molten maple
actually thats a smart way to make people not share your posts
honestly
prime mantle
actually thats a smart way to make people not share your posts
yeah man
look up cp and crop it
such a smart way
molten maple
why does the short itself even fucking have a different thumbnail that is literally just
sharp bay
yeah man
look up cp and crop it
such a smart way
well, theres an extent to it ofc
brittle talon
actually thats a smart way to make people not share your posts
this will most likely get you banned
prime mantle
Like
brittle talon
it's just that yt has a trash moderation system especially with shorts
sharp bay
this will most likely get you banned
at twitter? doubtable. here? yeah
prime mantle
It'll only stop it in public servers lmfao
everywhere else, nobody cares that much
brittle talon
It'll only stop it in public servers lmfao
everywhere else, nobody cares that mu...
doesn't discord keep track of shit like this
or not
molten maple
prime mantle
doesn't discord keep track of shit like this
Fun fact
You cannot report deleted things 🙂
molten maple
shouldve just let this guy show off 雪花飘飘
prime mantle
Discord won't take a bot message as proof
molten maple
honestly
molten maple
doesn't discord keep track of shit like this
I don't think so
molten maple
the mods CAN see deleted messages if they have a record somewhere
prime mantle
you can still ban them from teh server
but discord itself wont' take any action unless you report it before they delete
molten maple
that's limited to them though
brittle talon
You *have* to report it when it's there
so if it's dms they can just send those things freely?
that's crazy
prime mantle
so if it's dms they can just send those things freely?
Yeah
they can send you cp and then delete it
molten maple
Yeah
they can send you cp and then delete it
to be fair, it's harder for them to know when you're gonna see it
so you can report them without interacting with it
prime mantle
to be fair, it's harder for them to know when you're gonna see it
Yeah, obviously
it's just hilarious to me, that's all
prime mantle
`Hello,
Thank you for reporting this to us and we understand that this can be extremely disturbing.
Unfortunately, once a message or image is deleted, it is gone from our servers and we aren't able to verify it to take additional action. For future reference, messages in a server can be reported upon message deletion by someone with the manage_messages permission on the server (so when an admin deletes a message, it gives them an option to simultaneously report it to us). If they do so, we'll be able to review the content and take action.
Additionally, unfortunately Discord Trust and Safety is generally unable to use bot logs when investigating. In the future, we'd suggest that you use the report feature rather than a bot log to avoid this, but hopefully this doesn't happen again.
Sincerely,
Discord Trust & Safety Team`
prime mantle
i don't know if anything changed (probably not)
but i had to deal with them when someone sent a fucking school shooter pov in a server i moderated
prime mantle
downright hilarious you can drop into a public server
post fucked up shit
delete it soon after
and discord won't punish you because you deleted it
(fun fact, the whole "gone from our servers" is bullshit because there's a cache for discord on your pc AND on their server, the cdn discord links)
molten maple
i forgot how insane discord is
the pedo on discord jokes are real for a reason
molten maple
downright hilarious you can drop into a public server
post fucked up shit
delete...
the balatro mods are working overtime at least
prime mantle
so am i
molten maple
also like the community has been surprisingly vigilant at not doing this kind of shit
prime mantle
i should make a @m0ds macro
brittle talon
truly peak
molten maple
prime mantle
bro's sword goes off screen
(censored a masc chest cause idk if it'd count and i'd rather not risk it )
but man
i love the half femme half masc body look
it's so peak
prime mantle
ok so no
molten maple
prime mantle
oh i'm close to long victory fun
peak brook
i forgot how insane discord is
Discord is no crazier than any other chat client has ever been, it's just the current popular one so it's where the weirdos and criminals flock to. Before this it was Skype, before that it was things like XFire and AIM, and before that it was ICQ chats
molten maple
Discord is no crazier than any other chat client has ever been, it's just the cu...
freaks everywhere
prime mantle
👀 freaks? where
brittle talon
Discord is no crazier than any other chat client has ever been, it's just the cu...
it still amazes me that there are like 3-4 popular sites that are even more deranged than discord
brittle talon
well -1 now
yea that
peak brook
I'd argue Discord is actually better because you can prevent DMs from mutual server members, which I always recommend people turn on by default
There's no reason not to
Unless you're a moderator
prime mantle
ok but how am i supposed to send people my cool gif
brittle talon
discord atleast tries their best to keep the site in check but it's just so big that something's bound to slip
brittle talon
twitter and reddit don't do jack shit
prime mantle
where's the trying
peak brook
ok but how am i supposed to send people my cool gif
Just send it to their CompuServe or Prodigy emails
Super easy
brittle talon
oblique birch
brittle talon
where's the trying
well to some degree i guess
oak citrus
So true
prime mantle
can't walk over a fucking horse
oak citrus
sage crypt
SEASALT
unique stump
WHERE IS HE???
cobalt drum
i'm trying to join the multiplayer balatro channel, but when i try, discord just kind of flashes, seems to try to load another menu and then just dumps be back to my homepage without adding the channel. does anyone know if i'm doing something wrong? i just want to find someone to play the game with.
deft pecan
balatro fans i dare you to actually beat the game once
fickle ridge
balatro fans i dare you to actually beat the game once
Me👊
elder fractal
spent the afternoon messing around in obs trying to recreate the balatro background animations, and i'm honestly really happy with how it looks thus far
i did experiment with a crt overlay filter on it, but it looked kinda ehhh so i left it without
prime mantle
spent the afternoon messing around in obs trying to recreate the balatro backgro...
someone made teh shader itself in godot
it's also on wallpaper engine
it's peak
elder fractal
yeah, i saw those! i didn't see anyone doing it in obs though, and i wanna use it in my stream background REAL bad, so here we are LOL
if there was an easy way to like... export a set of filters, i'd gladly share it around
prime mantle
the french have been dominated
tepid lintel
This is why we grind.
tribal blaze
https://tenor.com/view/jarvischeeks-gif-11479835501113597450
mad ting
zinc yoke
:3
gray harness
vortex easily defeated in 100% 1 try, never had to retry from 0 B]
tepid lintel
vortex easily defeated in 100% 1 try, never had to retry from 0 B]
This isn't nubby
prime mantle
vortex easily defeated in 100% 1 try, never had to retry from 0 B]
this isn't total war warhammer 3
high mirage
simple anvil
El Gato: +150 chips, 1 in 10 chance of knocking a random joker off of the table (Uncommon)
tribal blaze
wet garnet
hello this is offtopic right?
prime mantle
I think so
raven crater
does localthunk know about jimbo's big naturals
brittle wyvern
*now
strange lintel
odd oxide
Does anyone actually believe that a billion lions will win
prime mantle
Does anyone actually believe that a billion lions will win
single pokemon popping earthquake and they're all dead
i love how there was that one guy who made a whole ass pokemon typing for the lions
and gave them insane buffs
and they still lost
elder geode
Does anyone actually believe that a billion lions will win
It’s a lot of lions
sullen aurora
^ true
like i would lose to 300 trillion ants
and 1 lion
there's always an amount of lions that you will lose to
10⁸² lions will solo everything, why? Because that's about 8×10²⁸ times the amount of atoms in the known universe and will create a black hole that destroys everything
fiery grotto
What are you, some martin luther king?
sullen aurora
he is not the only person allowed to dream
odd oxide
Where I desceded flights of stairs very dangerously
I should do that irl
fiery grotto
10⁸² lions will solo everything, why? Because that's about 8×10²⁸ times the amou...
I mean then theyd die first
so youo would win
sullen aurora
I think the lions on the edge would live for longer
oak citrus
I had a dream about aliens, call me Martian Lunar King
fiery grotto
Well they would be sucked in, just they would visually not go in
sullen aurora
cause I image they would appear around you vs just being a universe sized orb infront of you
fiery grotto
ah, then its a tie rlly
sullen aurora
like the fight ends when 1 loses, if they die post fight it's not a loss
fiery grotto
I mean I can still say I can DEFEAT that many lions, just not that Id win
sullen aurora
If enter the arena against a baby with lung cancer and they die of lung cancer I would say the cancer won, not me
wise wing
no one hears a word
fiery grotto
Nah I demolished that child
wise wing
they say
wheat coral
marsh stratus
Is there any lore in balatro or am I high
minor bridge
Is there any lore in balatro or am I high
You're high broskillet
marsh stratus
You're high broskillet
Drat
wise wing
Is there any lore in balatro or am I high
i have a theory that the modern society time travelled to reunite and revive all the old jesters to come play a game of 3080 poker instead of the OG 20's poker
west hatch
pearl flume
You've been dropped into a world of fantasy! Which guide will you pick to help you start your new life ?
gray harness
100% Toriel because of her pies
modern heart
toriel probably
odd oxide
Famous last words
Also insane how they have started marking the exact time for chicken jockey
That's crazy
tough pawn
You've been dropped into a world of fantasy! Which guide will you pick to help y...
wheatley
put some humor on the guide title
digital anvil
Happy 4/20 :)
wind dock
My Ops pulled up... What do I do?
brittle talon
yea so
brittle talon
it is
mortal bane
Its like eternally regressing knight tier of good
brittle talon
i don't remember
i just googled it and went to the first site
gimme a sec
@mortal bane
mortal bane
insane it has its own site
inner mortar
You've been dropped into a world of fantasy! Which guide will you pick to help y...
As annoying as they are in the game I think a little magical thing that follows you, doesn't need sustanance, and tells you about every little thing
I think navi is the most helpful
silk trout
i just got completionest plus plus
pearl flume
I went to delete a backup save that was a couple thousand kilobyte on a game I had.
I accidentally deleted the main save.
Now the back up save from 5 days ago is the only save I have.
I've proceeded the uninstall the game and will not be returning for the forseeable future.
fiery grotto
You've been dropped into a world of fantasy! Which guide will you pick to help y...
Toriel
oak citrus
Nice
verbal ridge
gusty marlin
Genuinely about to crash out
If anyone at all has anyway to fix this can you please help me
vale cliff
I don’t know Minecraft, but I’m sorry that happened to you
Can you send in a complaint or something?
sharp bay
sharp bay
I FINISHED THE DEMO ITS SO PEAKK
tribal blaze
Do y'all work in tech?
No
thorn maple
inner mortar
I went to delete a backup save that was a couple thousand kilobyte on a game I h...
Me when yttd chapter 2 happened to me
gritty canopy
idk chat
i feel like buying this might be troll
3 dollars for 50 is a really bad deal
signal owl
deft pecan
fish react this guy
strong path
3 dollars for 50 is a really bad deal
i mean it's lying to you. that comes out to a $47 profit. just saying
gritty canopy
i mean it's lying to you. that comes out to a $47 profit. just saying
ik dw
i meme
strong path
yea it's a bad deal
gritty canopy
strong path
it says $50 but it's actually giving u $47
gritty canopy
scam frfr
rose horizon
3 dollars for 50 is a really bad deal
That's only 47 dollars, ugh what a rip off 🙄 /sar
gritty canopy
oh i actually lost my first run in awhile
i didnt realize how hard this game is if you dont find like
viable ways to farm money early
oops
granted im still on baby difficulties (was on green stake)
so take that with a grain of salt
prime mantle
eco is op
With good eco, "good luck" is simply a matter of clicking the reroll button
sharp bay
fish react this guy
Thanks bro
tepid lintel
viable ways to farm money early
Econ is literally king in this game.
tepid lintel
With good eco, "good luck" is simply a matter of clicking the reroll button
Better jokers are only a reroll away, surely.
deft pecan
prime mantle
Better jokers are only a reroll away, surely.
i mean yeah
hazy dove
Balala
tepid lintel
99% of gamblers quit right before they reroll the joker they need
This person understands.
prime mantle
God, this campaign is such a fucking joke in warhammer 3
"Recommended first campaign"
oh i guess it's a little easier than most
- Have to defend a wall against a constant chaos army spam
- Means you need to keep armies on there so your upkeep is higher (Walls have a building that reduces upkeep, doesn't help that much)
- The faction that is supposed to be at war with the rats can just decide to not to be at war with the rats
This means that the rats will just get to make armies for free with no threat and they'll have to bully you
You can fight them if you want to get rid of that threat
But that means taking armies off the wall and potentially losing the wall, getting fucked over by chaos
inner mortar
God, this campaign is such a fucking joke in warhammer 3
A what?
-#
-# no sex emoji to make the joke even better rip
prime mantle
Chaos has a hard time getting through the gate, so kill the rebels and then start grinding Snikch into paste
This is literally not fucking true at all
edgy salmon
Kay
tepid lintel
OK nerd
scenic bloom
sharp bay
scenic bloom
Sup
hallow sluice
median basalt
odd oxide
oak citrus
It looks so defeated
odd oxide
Wow so nextfuckinglevel
It looks like shit
Also the title is awful
This hardly demonstrates the prowess of modern phone cameras
sullen aurora
I don't see the issue tbh
odd oxide
Also funny how the sticker perfectly matches the white on the box art
sullen aurora
wait what
oak citrus
Insane
odd oxide
Wow the to be or not to be monologue is
Really well written
The author is like on Shakespeare's level
Speaking of this
Were y'all forced to do Shakespeare for high school
oak citrus
I just read his comedies when I had to
floral widget
anyone here familar with Unreal? My custom decks appear fully black in shadow unless the material has the emission node plugged into it, how could i fix this? it looks fine in the editor but not when i port it over to the game.
deft pecan
system of a down in the big 25
deft pecan
dawg ts is NOT a cookie
vale acorn
sharp bay
icy wing
oak citrus
Is this video games??
storm slate
Yo sum hella weird just happened and i need an explanation
Am playing the pillar. Theres a glass card that aint debuffed. I turned another card gold and suddenly the glass card got debuffed. Why??
lost marsh
I love Benjamin
whole junco
YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE 
modern heart
It's so blurry but is that katamari
nimble talon
whole junco
It's so blurry but is that katamari
Yes 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍
whole junco
We ❤️ katamari (reroll+royal reverie)
plush jay
wheat coral
prime mantle
Bro
Why the fuck a vpn send me an email celebrating that they're 9
And mentioned fucking r Kelly 💀
tacit quail
Hi, I'm Law by Mike. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Los Angeles! Better call Mike!
silk trout
can this hit naneinf I feel like it can but don’t want to mess it up
trim vine
you need the burglar and mime still
silk trout
just found mine
mime*
but don’t know what to sell
also have a bunch of red seal gold kings
trim vine
maybe a brainstorm
silk trout
ok but i still will need ecto and that would mean one less hit for it both blueprints are foil because the first one was a natural foil and the second was copied by invisible
actually wait never mind then mike would be a hit
trim vine
do you need the scoring now
hushed smelt
can this hit naneinf I feel like it can but don’t want to mess it up
idt it'll make it to naneinf
it'll probably make it to like ante 15-16 but i think u die after
silk trout
@hushed smelt are you sure about that
valid shore
how many things can you spot in this image that are wrong
prime mantle
backwards Joker art
that's not turtle bean
deck sleeves
unique stump
how many things can you spot in this image that are wrong
Backwards
Turtle bean
Deck
Voucher
prime mantle
turtle bean implies art for everything is probably wrong
unique stump
Although I guess with a voucher tag and a hieroglyph it could technically happen
prime mantle
Although I guess with a voucher tag and a hieroglyph it could technically happen
round 1
unique stump
Oh yeah
prime mantle
art shuffle mod that flips art pretty neat
valid shore
art shuffle mod that flips art <a:jam:1348141634088603708> pretty neat
na
all i did
was go to the files
valid shore
1 minute job
valid shore
im gonna install this on someons computer saying its a good mod pack
and watch them suffer
should i do it with tarot planets and spectrals as well
prime mantle
yeah lmfao
do it with boosters too
and boses
Do it with cards 
schizophrenia mod
or would dementia be more appropriate
valid shore
oh my god
amazing
and i can say the low quality and bluryness of the cards is intentional
crisp hinge
should i do it with tarot planets and spectrals as well
swap the art and descriptions for odd todd and even steven
inner prawn
tough pawn
IS THAT GROS MICHEL
inner prawn
YES ITSA ME GROS MICHEL:D
oak citrus
YO? ITS GROS MICHEL?!
tough pawn
IM A HUGE FAN
prime mantle
gross
oak citrus
no
prime mantle
Hey im not gross:(
ok broski
digital anvil
In this world it's drip or drown but I can walk on water
oak citrus
Bars
icy badge
This little man fell out of a tree.
weary creek
This little man fell out of a tree.
poor guy 😦
gray drift
honest wren
i had to do it
untold eagle
ANY1 WANTS ME TO SIGN HIS GROS MICHEL RUN?
I'm more of a fan of your cousin, Cavendish.
inner prawn
I'm more of a fan of your cousin, Cavendish.
: (
deft pecan
as an arabic guy i choose شرب القهيوة
arctic echo
crisp storm
Genuinely tweaking 😭
silk trout
I just hit unseeded legendaryless naneinf
fathom frigate
It's John Balatro
"Its handing time"
He said as he multed all over the place
light juniper
as an arabic guy i choose شرب القهيوة
As another arabic guy I choose تناول سندويكه
odd oxide
Holy shit andor season two is tomorrow
tepid lintel
I've owned a car for over 50% of my life
modern heart
but you havent been playing Nubby's Number Factory for over 50% of your life, so L
floral widget
i havent but i wish i have been playing it
modern heart
floral widget
ive been playing recently holy shit its addicting
native jewel
but you havent been playing Nubby's Number Factory for over 50% of your life, so...
I'll pop on NL cuz of the banter but never actually played this. However
I started going for c++. Twice I got gold stake anaglyph dubs and NEITHER had a negative joker tag
So I bought slay the spire lol
I'm crashing out
native jewel
i had to do it
When it says every time it makes me you gotta put hanging Chad in there
There's a Chadd Krueger joke in there somewhere too idk u figure that one oht
solar trail
I started going for c++. Twice I got gold stake anaglyph dubs and NEITHER had a ...
This happened to me 3 wins in a row a few days ago
native jewel
This happened to me 3 wins in a row a few days ago
Actually sucks really bad lol
solar trail
Got like 9 more tho so that was nice. But what could've been 
fiery grotto
#📊・polls message I think once you do the form you can see the link to the project or whatever. I wanted to see what was happening
Can anyone help a brot’a o’er ‘ere
ancient matrix
deft pecan
everyone forgot my birthday 😿
prime mantle
🥱
ancient matrix
everyone forgot my birthday 😿
Happy birthday
deft pecan
Happy birthday
😄
bold jungle
hey guys, just wondering why Brainstorm doesnt show up in settings? I have it installed andenabled but it doesnt show up
dusty lynx
dumb question time
whats better, what, where, who, why, when or how?
fiery grotto
Depends
oak citrus
Why?
fiery grotto
If its like, something bad is happening, Id want to know where so I can be there to help, though not knowing something like when is also important
gray harness
shit wasn't that bad
this week's boss done in BTD6
fiery grotto
Though tbf “what” can kinda ask all questions, “What destination? What time? Fow what for?” Ect.
gray harness
the effects of no paragons
fiery grotto
True, once you got those your cash just crashed
gray harness
which can be seen on the second image with just $50k that came from the rounds after everything was set
floral widget
dense ginkgo
I'm here to talk about birds and bird based enterprises fueled by superior avian prowess.
dense ginkgo
That's black propaganda
digital anvil
pearl flume
Please answer the following prompt:
If you could have a conversation with any animal, which one ? what would you talk about ?
dusty lynx
...did you play it?
floral widget
Please answer the following prompt:
If you could have a conversation with any a...
Raccoons, they just understand me man
tepid lintel
Orangutans, they always look so wise
Return to monke
digital anvil
...did you play it?
obsidian silo
tepid lintel
Thanks I hate this
odd oxide
Never cook again
tepid lintel
odd oxide
💀
fiery grotto
Ahhh
Why
Would
You
Do
Such
A
Thing
Ok thank goodness its off my screen now
hallow mortar
Cozy music: https://youtu.be/Z9B0NN87bbQ?feature=shared
odd oxide
Chat who is your favourite science communicator
dusty lynx
you cant avoid the question!
floral widget
pulsar plinth
analog sable
hey, has anyone had any luck viewing the balatro source code on macos? the guides i've been able to find thus far all use windows. also, let me know if this is the wrong channel for this question
tepid lintel
hey, has anyone had any luck viewing the balatro source code on macos? the guide...
Just get a real PC
floral widget
Just get a real PC
“Hey I’m wondering if I can get help with X?”
“Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.”
analog sable
Just get a real PC
thanks bruv
tepid lintel
thanks bruv
You don't have to thank me for pointing out that you spent way more money for something that does less.
I'm just sorry you had to find out like this
floral widget
Mac’s were cheaper than my laptop, nor everyone has money to piss out
analog sable
hey, i'm not all that bothered. was already considering switching to pc the next time i need to replace my laptop :0 perhaps this is just another sign
split swallow
I played live action balatro. Was neat, wouldn’t recommend
dusty lynx
dumb question time
if a wood chuck could chuck wood...uh...I forgot the rest.
sterile gulch
one of the easiest balatrodles ever
tepid lintel
dumb question time
if a wood chuck could chuck wood...uh...I forgot the rest.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood
upper sundial
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck of a woodchuck c...
Holy cannoli
Whole lotta wood talk 🏳️🌈
vale cliff
Out hot eat the food
restive mica
y'all should i make jimbo cyborg
vale cliff
Half-robot man
restive mica
Uhhhh
im gonna make the balatro mascot a cyborg (half robot)
like the image i sent above
dusty lynx
dumb question time
chicken jockey
upper sundial
Oh that’s awesome possum
restive mica
dumb question time
chicken jockey
THE NETHER 🔥 🗣️
upper sundial
Make sure to include the words awesome possum in the image
upper sundial
THE NETHER 🔥 🗣️
This…. Is a crafting table…
restive mica
This…. Is a crafting table…
FLINT AND STEEL 🔥 🗣️
vale cliff
Ender pearl
restive mica
Ender pearl
RELEASE 🗣️ 🔥
vale cliff
Jack Black makes me release
upper sundial
FLINT AND STEEL 🔥 🗣️
Dude on some real stuff these 2 frick ahh kids behind me wouldn’t shut the fluff up during the movie like child I will punt thee to the stratosphere 🙏
restive mica
Jack Black makes me release
sigma
restive mica
Dude on some real stuff these 2 frick ahh kids behind me wouldn’t shut the fluff...
damn
did anyone throw popcorn when they said chicken jockey
upper sundial
You could imagine the original message that got deleted by the bot
upper sundial
did anyone throw popcorn when they said chicken jockey
No there were guards thank go
restive mica
No there were guards thank go
i love how they need security teams now 💀
upper sundial
The kids actually just spoke throughout the whole movie and their mom was like pls be quiet, chat are we raising our kids to be spoiled in the big 25
vale cliff
You could imagine the original message that got deleted by the bot
Yeah, bot just blocked a thirst message I sent about Jimbo
tough pawn
what happened to hairytwinkle
upper sundial
Oo oo ær á e
restive mica
what happened to hairytwinkle
who dat
upper sundial
My bad chat I had to vent abt those 2
restive mica
Oo oo ær á e
bro speaking balatro
upper sundial
Luh Luh Luh lavaaaaaa
tough pawn
https://tenor.com/view/hairytwinkle2929-doomspire-brick-battle-roblox-kaboom-gif-2804379373206282775
restive mica
Luh Luh Luh lavaaaaaa
CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN
upper sundial
upper sundial
Pibble in the Luh Luh Luh lava
upper sundial
upper sundial
upper sundial
Holy crap she chopped asf
restive mica
Holy crap she chopped asf
real
restive mica
He makes these silly mods
restive mica
Gary’s Mod
upper sundial
We love shoplifting :3
restive mica
upper sundial
Nothing in life will fill the gaping void writhing each and every one of our souls
restive mica
Nothing in life will fill the gaping void writhing each and every one of our sou...
exept roblox john cyborg
upper sundial
I choose to live my life as if the precipice of dawn is perpetually at a horizon, tempting to finish yet never do as it visually promises
Or smthn type shit silly joker gambling game
upper sundial
exept roblox john cyborg
You right I didn’t account for that
restive mica
I choose to live my life as if the precipice of dawn is perpetually at a horizon...
bro getting philosophical in the balatro off topic 💀
upper sundial
bro think he vsauce
Fortunately, I was not born with your kinds dangling appendages
restive mica
Fortunately, I was not born with your kinds dangling appendages
i thought bro was unisex term
smth like that
vale cliff
Fortunately, I was not born with your kinds dangling appendages
Like that has anything to do with it
Tsk
upper sundial
i thought bro was unisex term
‘He’ isn’t 😭
restive mica
‘He’ isn’t 😭
im soopid
restive mica
Aren’t we all
👍
upper sundial
I mean I got a tiny buggy on my pfp
jolly pier
chat we are GAMING TONIGHT
restive mica
vale cliff
‘He’ isn’t 😭
Jkjk
upper sundial
Jkjk
Ah however it specifies in modern times this term ‘he’ being universal isn’t the case anymore as it was back in eh em 400 years ago
Sigh I hate my kronik 🤓-itis
restive mica
Sigh I hate my kronik 🤓-itis
cranial inflamation
upper sundial
Like that one sr pelo video
restive mica
restive mica
wild sentence
restive mica
restive mica
https://tenor.com/view/die-just-die-gif-23172530
upper sundial
restive mica
https://tenor.com/view/homer-homer-simpson-speech-bubble-meme-thug-shaker-gif-16...
the rest of my speech bubles would get me banned...
consider yourself spared
upper sundial
You underestimate my power
restive mica
You underestimate my power
😭
upper sundial
I have brought peace….
Ok that’s enough of that
The economy when it’s my turn to be an adult
Literally graduating right around the corner, and the university I wanna go to just had a shooting
The university I got a scholarship to 😭
restive mica
The economy when it’s my turn to be an adult
bro ik this economy the seccond
upper sundial
Mhm
Yk
The country that
We get majority of our manufactured goods from
No biggie
jolly pier
you can't be considered a gamer until you've played baby sniper in vietnam
upper sundial
you can't be considered a gamer until you've played baby sniper in vietnam
I do not see any slot machines, that game has to be dreadful
No slot machines = no fun
upper sundial
Mhm
Finally, someone who gets it 🤝
Hence why I do NOT support the action of shoplifting
Hence why I do NOT support the action of pirating movies, tv shows, and video games
restive mica
Hence why I do NOT support the action of shoplifting
thats why we should make shops heavyer so they cant be lifted
jolly pier
fucking legend
odd oxide
Something something no politics rule
jolly pier
fucking legend
again, this is a game that somebody actually created
odd oxide
I have his book
upper sundial
Is that so
sleek geode
"upgrading" to Gmail
upper sundial
https://youtu.be/bQHR_Z8XVvI
🗣️ 🔥
Sang this banger at an old All-State
Soprano 1 ✨ 💇♀️
odd oxide
Pro
upper sundial
I also enjoy a lil bit of Robert Schumann
nimble fractal
gambling
sharp bay
vale cliff
Sounds like a Stephen King novel
pearl flume
I don't like wet food, especially when hot. It's uncomfortable to hold in your mouth, awkward to chew and it's uncomfortably hot even going down and in your stomach. Plus, they slosh around so you can't do much like exercise afterwards without feeling sick.
dire oracle
https://youtu.be/bQHR_Z8XVvI
I need to get properly on to schoenberg, I've heard verklarte nacht once or twice. I also like a bit of avant-garde classical stuff like stockhausen but I'm not that experienced
I'm getting into normal classical lately, got a box of all the beethoven symphonies I've been working my way through
dire oracle
I need to get properly on to schoenberg, I've heard verklarte nacht once or twic...
Musically I kind of come from a lot of non classical derived avant garde music, a lot of free improvisation and noise music/avant garde prog rock
but lately I've been more into jazz and electronic music
Do you like Bartok?
odd oxide
Classically trained but I engage very little with classical music
dire oracle
Classically trained but I engage very little with classical music
I see
odd oxide
Musically I kind of come from a lot of non classical derived avant garde music, ...
Favourite album of 2024?
dire oracle
Much prefer Franz Haydn
Which pieces do you think are the best, I don't think I've heard any
dire oracle
Favourite album of 2024?
To be honest I don't know if I even listened to anything released in 2024
odd oxide
😭
dire oracle
lmao yeah
dire oracle
To be honest I don't know if I even listened to anything released in 2024
Last.fm says seemingly not
odd oxide
Musically I kind of come from a lot of non classical derived avant garde music, ...
You like black midi?
dire oracle
You like black midi?
I don't listen to them often but hellfire is very good
I was going to see them in sydney but I couldn't
dire oracle
I was going to see them in sydney but I couldn't
18+ and it was like 3 months before I turned 18
upper sundial
I’m back
upper sundial
Which pieces do you think are the best, I don't think I've heard any
I LOVE the piece I had posted, Insanae et Vanae Curae but another piece of his I adore is from one of his oratorios
The piece is called “Awake the Harp”
dire oracle
I LOVE the piece I had posted, Insanae et Vanae Curae but another piece of his I...
Thanks I'll check those out at some point
Good PFP by the way
upper sundial
Thank you :3
But if it comes to more modern choral pieces then ima have to go with my queen Elaine hagenberg
I beg of you to check this out
Any free time you have, I BEG
This song made me cry in concert
My choir we call her Elaine Heisenberg cuz what she cooks is da bomb yo
dire oracle
https://youtu.be/b0CVaoSSTEk?si=xQweN5Rs3TW7FN64
Alright
I'm listening to rite of spring now but maybe tomorrow or later today
upper sundial
Mhm mhm 🙏
prime mantle
upper sundial
restive mica
What jokers are what in this meme
the joke is that jd vance edits look like knock off jokers
untold eagle
Oh lmao
dense plank
dire oracle
The Pope died
sharp bay
dense plank
The Pope died
Undo it then
vivid bronze
Wat
vivid bronze
No cap
odd oxide
Holy shit
vivid bronze
Just found out
restive mica
wait pope died
versed patrol
damn
vale cliff
https://www.reuters.com/world/pope-francis-has-died-vatican-says-video-statement...
Aw man
Are we for or against this btw?
true karma
most progressive pope we've had in decades
odd oxide
This is gonna get memed to death within the next 12 hours
odd oxide
We'll see
dire oracle
Like, what can people possibly say about this?
Not very much but it'll happen nonetheless
civic kelp
the pope just died wtf
odd oxide
Well he is getting quite old
Old people die
There were signs when he was hospitalised 2 months ago
turbid summit
blazing orchid
on easter monday too damn rest in peace
hasty light
Old people die
"Older people can be very old, and they often die" — Captain Rescue (The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)
odd oxide
"Older people can be very old, and they often die" — Captain Rescue (The Adventu...
🖊️ 🔥
inner mortar
<:again:1185786257775792219>
stable venture
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-edit-invincible-variants-mark-invin...
wassap
modern cradle
wraith garden
How much mult does this joker give
odd oxide
Like, what can people possibly say about this?
This shit so ass
💔
This is like the lowest hanging fruit joke too
vale cliff
I stand corrected
odd oxide
There's also ones about meeting JD Vance and dying of cringe
green kelp
How much mult does this joker give
Nice pull
odd oxide
pearl flume
versed patrol
https://youtu.be/zQEP6kzuroI
it's the penis (eek!), smh smh
ashen oasis
https://www.reuters.com/world/pope-francis-has-died-vatican-says-video-statement...
Well, it's official. I'm a sedevacantist now.
prime mantle
odd oxide
So true
prime mantle
Nyaa~
timber oyster
They look the same but IIRC they are different in terms of their main beats...
odd oxide
They look the same but IIRC they are different in terms of their main beats...
So which is it
🧐
tepid island
#GuessTheGame #1073
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1073
timber oyster
So which is it
Not very knowledgeable on the details but I think I'd pick 3/2, this looks more like a 3-beat rhythm than 2 (6/4) or 4 (12/8)
prime mantle
yay, no longer feel extremely naked cause the replacement chain for my necklace is here
odd oxide
Not very knowledgeable on the details but I think I'd pick 3/2, this looks more ...
||correct!!!!||
loud laurel
I have ascended the ranks of life to be an adult (it’s my birthday!)
loud laurel
Yayyy
prime mantle
imagine being an adult
loud laurel
<a:jam:1348141634088603708> imagine being an adult
Skill issue on ur end
odd oxide
(they are an adult)
prime mantle
(i'm older than you)
loud laurel
(i'm older than you)
Damn
bronze sparrow
I have ascended the ranks of life to be an adult (it’s my birthday!)
Happy birthday!
tepid lintel
<a:jam:1348141634088603708> imagine being an adult
prime mantle
https://tenor.com/view/i-want-off-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-i-want-t...
there's nothing stopping you from being childish while an adult
tepid lintel
there's nothing stopping you from being childish while an adult
Bills and the social contract
odd oxide
And after that some choccy milk?
prime mantle
hell yea
odd oxide
Speaking of which reminds me when I used to do runs for choccy milk for my friend
tepid lintel
See that's the one great thing about being an adult. If I want choccy milk I can just go buy it, and I buy the fancy choccy milk that's like $9
odd oxide
Speaking of which reminds me when I used to do runs for choccy milk for my frien...
Specifically asks for choccy milk
odd oxide
Good times
prime mantle
See that's the one great thing about being an adult. If I want choccy milk I can...
being adult is just being a child with money
echo rampart
Peak lunch?
loud laurel
Happy birthday!
Thx
rain wharf
Peak lunch?
put it in a blender with milk... now you got you a gros michel shake :3
prime mantle
Pizza time
oak citrus
Peetzer
bronze sparrow
Peak lunch?
Well you have a one in six chance of not getting lunch
prime mantle
pizza is so cool
modern heart
Don't ever work in a pizza shop then
prime mantle
yeah i'm good
modern heart
Not because you learn some dark secrets, but because you get so much pizza that it's easy to get sick of it lol
prime mantle
yeah i don't get pizza often
modern heart
Back when I worked at Pizza I ate a slice or two pretty much daily lol
From canceled orders or remakes
Free food is nice
But it did damage my desire for pizza :(
prime mantle
basic cheese and tomato with pepperoni, hot dog slices and extra jalapenos
whole junco
Basic chess with sausage and onions
west hatch
wart
prime mantle
prime mantle
because he saw him shortly before death
west hatch
its def JD vance
tepid lintel
Murders the Pope, refuses to elaborate
Actually most based Veep
So, which old white dude do you think they're gonna pick next
silk trout
holy
sullen aurora
even steven gaming
bold olive
I think I won
shy veldt
speculum go crazy
bold olive
The items I used
The supervisor is baloney Tony which randomises the triggers of perks and items
bold olive
speculum go crazy
Speculo?
shy veldt
yea
bold olive
Nubby’s number factory run going on computer, typing on phone
2 undecillion points, 1 point requirement. Best run ever
violet bluff
uhm, my game crashes everytime i try to select a card?
mods are talisman, cryptid, smods and lovely
anyone know how to deal with that or where to get support?
i checked every mod and im preatty sure everything is on the most recent version
last pewter
I just got a crazy email guys 😨😨😨😨😨
sinful escarp
I just got a crazy email guys 😨😨😨😨😨
No fuckin way
violet bluff
uhm, my game crashes everytime i try to select a card?
mods are talisman, crypt...
tag me if you have advice
silver arch
Went on steam and found a weird asf game
Nubbys number factory, it’s really fun ngl just hard to get into
whole junco
WTH was that
lofty badger
is anyone here familiar with the itch game 'choicer voicer' and more specifically its interaction with mods
inner dome
glossy fulcrum
i hope the chicot glitch doesnt get patched
its funny, doesnt affect the main game, and isnt even the best endless strategy due how unlikely it is
modern heart
I think Chicot being reworked so the glitches are intentional and it impacts all bosses would be cool
I have also been doing some soul searching and I think 8-Ball is actually pretty fine
(especially for a common)
pine echo
I'd just like them to make other cards have more options, kings seem to just be crazy loaded with options
perhaps its fine for one rank to be the best, but I wouldnt mind if 7s had something. Maybe 7s could have a joker that interacts with lucky cards 7s or something
I guess they have odd todd.
prime mantle
floral widget
I just got a crazy email guys 😨😨😨😨😨
Balatro and ChatGPT collab leak?!
prime mantle
nothing would get me to uninstall balatro faster than a fucking ai collab
fiery grotto
Trust me, localthunk would never
glossy fulcrum
yea balatro was made for thunk’s enjoyment
untold eagle
I hope hit the road. I HATE getting that card (and campfire) on a wraith
Shoot the moon has been really helpful though
I have done huge builds with it, similar to the baron mime build
serene moon
tepid lintel
Nubbys number factory, it’s really fun ngl just hard to get into
Kazoo is one of the strongest items in the game.
digital anvil
Call me an amnesiac mtftm the way I'm getting remembered
modern heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhagTdbcbTM&ab_channel=sokithesoki
TOMMY WRIGHT I CREEP AT NIGHT
oak citrus
TOMMY WRIGHT I CREEP AT NIGHT
WIT THE FUKKEN SAWED-OFF
modern heart
im so glad someone else has seen that video and i didnt just dream it up
nice balatrodle spoilers
modern heart
its probably around a 1/150 chance to get it on the first try lol
native cloud
I should probably go gambling then, huh
modern heart
assuming the guess you make and the choice they pick are both unweighted
dusty hamlet
I can't seem to join the multiplayer discord, anyone know why?
ancient moss
vxTwitter / fixvx
peak brook
If Oblivion Remastered comes out tomorrow I'm taking the entire week off work
tall storm
fiery grotto
I got nubby's number factory and managed to find a softlock
tough pawn
?
fiery grotto
Aparently you can shoot nubby while entering the first round
and then it softlocked me
Oh wait I can still hold R
Bro What did I just do 😭
noble verge
im eating a bag of mini chocolate eggs and i just got a really big one
thought you guys would like to know
noble verge
does "end" not work
foggy wharf
Peak lunch?
1 in 6 chance to actually eat it
fiery grotto
does "end" not work
It softlocks 💀
Im assuming there is nothing that starts you with anything that does stuff every 1.5 seconds? would be broken with this lol, though maybe not since the timer is stuck at 0 on the left
tough pawn
Im assuming there is nothing that starts you with anything that does stuff every...
anything that counts in seconds only cares for the timer on the side
fiery grotto
I dont recommend getting pregnent
tough pawn
i've been trying to crash nubby's for SO LONG
how do you crash with only 3 regular pregnancy tests
fiery grotto
Idk 😭
tough pawn
i've had 2 upgraded pregnancy test with Balogna's trigger being every 0.5 seconds
fiery grotto
Oh it tried to spawn it at -1 distance
which Im assuming is outside the board, and thats why
fiery grotto
(I could be reading it wrong dont trust me on that, but thats what I assume)
I broke some things LOL
Dont worry @tough pawn I found a way to crash consistently
Just do this 🙂
tough pawn
hm yes very consistency
fiery grotto
Nah but fr
you can just click the reroll before the black market and that basically just breaks your game
digital anvil
tough pawn
umm
fiery grotto
Oh hey I crashed for hitting menu as I left the shop or something
I havent made it past zone one in so long 😭
I keep crashing
tepid lintel
prime mantle
We still don't care
wheat coral
dusty lynx
dumb question time
how would you make a meatball?
fiery grotto
I wouldnt
oak citrus
I'd ball some meat
odd oxide
Btw it's yes under AAVE and native speakers will comprehend but don't use it in writing
sullen aurora
use it in writing
some teachers are gonna care but if the book is good the book is good
fiery grotto
Actually so real though