AAAAAAA
#🃏・off-topic
leaden quartz
fiery grotto
😭
vale cliff
Did you, like, suggest an offensive quiz?
oak citrus
Circadian
pearl flume
Please choose a Martial Art to learn:
Dragonblessed Onslaught Fists- Focus your inner energy and qi to flow with fervour and power through your body and set fire to your fighting spirit. Every punch or kick is delivered as if it was propelled by a rocket along side a fiery burst that ignites your foes.
Flesh Yielding Arts- At the right angle, with the right force and ruthless enough bloodless your very hands and nails will become like knives, allowing you to cut through fabric and bones alike with such monstrous speed the blood might not even stain your hands
Mountain Style- Absolute Defence. Become stoic, fearless, unwavering. Nothing can move your body, nothing can shake your mind. Hardening specific muscle group allowing you to even deflect blades or hammers, and countering with the force equal to an earthquake.
pearl flume
Did you, like, suggest an offensive quiz?
I posted like a who'd win ?
(this member) vs (this member)
it causes uneccecary drama
and makes whoever loses feel bad, and the one who won might even find it uncomfortable
tranquil veldt
ive been stuck in calculation purgatory for naneinf years
fiery grotto
Please choose a Martial Art to learn:
Dragonblessed Onslaught Fists- Focus your...
Dragonblessed Onslaught Fists
vale cliff
I posted like a who'd win ?
(this member) vs (this member)
it causes uneccecary...
That sounds fun as hell?
I love a battle royale kind of thing
odd oxide
Nah I'd win
oak citrus
Just did a real quick and dirty Vaporwave flip of this Japanese joint from the 80s
willow anvil
oh god, oh fuck
neon yacht
what do you think
modern heart
I wonder if you die to small blind
neon yacht
800 is possible but rough
4 color hands my bro
modern heart
White stake you can get away with high way robbery though
neon yacht
is too easyyy
modern heart
White stake is indeed too easy
neon yacht
White stake you can get away with high way robbery though
go to sleep
neon yacht
White stake is indeed too easy
aabbdd??
modern heart
I'm gold stake pilled so ante 2 small blind is tough with no scoring bonuses lol
fluid owl
vale cliff
You’re a music fan alright
sullen aurora
I'm gold stake pilled so ante 2 small blind is tough with no scoring bonuses lol
thunk will be reworking blue stake next update
-1 discard just sucks and rules out builds if you're unlucky
purple scaling isn't a problem till 3
kindred finch
long thunder
cloverpit without balatro (and too much crack) is SPLIT REELS
kind cloud
@safe orbit sorry bout last night
vale cliff
<@1163578437454278707> sorry bout last night
I forgive you
safe orbit
<@1163578437454278707> sorry bout last night
its okay
unkempt sinew
@molten maple speaking of puzzles, have you tried/seen footage of Patrick's Parabox? I've taken a bit of a look into it, but it turns out there's no mobile port (unlike Baba), so I won't be able to try it out for myself 🙃
molten maple
<@642695425501036554> speaking of puzzles, have you tried/seen footage of Patric...
I'm not sure what that is
unkempt sinew
ah oke
Another sokoban-esque puzzler, instead focusing on recursion as a level mechanic
e.g. pushing a box into the level, from within that level (made possible due to the level containing itself as a pushable block)
molten maple
Another sokoban-esque puzzler, instead focusing on recursion as a level mechanic
sokoban puzzles are great
I've tried treasure n trio's demo and it was pretty promising honestly
sharp bay
odd oxide
shy veldt
thunk will be reworking blue stake next update
Yipee
Cold hot oven left of sticker
Ooh or imagine stickers applying to cards
odd oxide
high mirage
prime mantle
Their social media guy didn't cook with this one ngl
yeah so
i'm pretty sure they mean like, in a single location
odd oxide
Btw I'm so tired of the whole like snarky brand social media thing
Like Wendy's
For one their roasts are god awful
But yeah Katy Perry was barely in space
And she's not an astronaut
tiny briar
odd oxide
Bro stood no chance
modern heart
This is why AI art is the future!!!!!1!1!1!!! Art doesn't need soul, thought, or expression, it needs to look like everything else and be made as quickly as possible!!!!!!!!
vale cliff
I’m getting really tired of this AI stuff being brought up tbh
prime mantle
This is why AI art is the future!!!!!1!1!1!!! Art doesn't need soul, thought, or...
I'm going to install a doomsphere in your crevices
floral widget
im not a skater at all, how do Darkslides not instantly kill speed when done
oak citrus
Wax, and people usually don't do them by and large
floral widget
fair
pearl flume
"I am no longer the boss of myself, but I can teach you to grow your own one in a few short steps ?"
unique stump
keen quartz
molten maple
Do you like aseprite
i got tired trying to download the source code and settled for medibang instead
high mirage
teal cliff
So i was playing a gambleless poker with my brother and bizarrely this happened
vivid bronze
Both get a flush, they get a pair of 6, you get a pair of 8, you win
If I got it right
teal cliff
Hence it's a tie
vivid bronze
And both get a pair, but you have the higher value cards (8 vs 6), so you win
teal cliff
Now a Straight tie???
teal cliff
And both get a pair, but you have the higher value cards (8 vs 6), so you win
I don't think that's how poker works
My lil bro won this hand (Full House)
Lol
Flush vs Full House
I'm probably have been posting too many now
glossy fulcrum
bru whats poker without the gambling
theres no strategy or anything you’re just pulling random cards
at least use some fake money or whateve
prime mantle
play with skittles
and base their value on taste
(green worth most cause appie best c:)
teal cliff
at least use some fake money or whateve
That might require chips which i don't have
Also gambling addiction is bad for health
teal cliff
bru whats poker without the gambling
I wondered if I can make a deck erratic
glossy fulcrum
That might require chips which i don't have
just use a calculator
teal cliff
...
I had the idea for poker but the deck is erratic
Cards are all randomised
Like i would assign each card of value between 1 and 13
Ace for 1
Jacks for 11
Queens for 12
Kings for 13
And suits are
for 1
for 2
for 3
for 4
That is just to setup the deck
Not sure if it will be very practical
But I would definitely need more playing card decks to make it
glossy fulcrum
...
im being real
i once played poker with friends using fake money on our phone calculators
teal cliff
Might consider later though
unique stump
hexed moon
Jimbo is a drag queen confirmed?
high mirage
bleak atlas
i want him so bad
sullen aurora
Wishing jimbo would let me win higher stakes consistently
sullen aurora
yea but we do things because they are hard, because they push our abilities, they strain our wills, and while it may not make the hard times easier it allows us to take solace in ourselves
also cause funny steam achievements
gray harness
big ahh imp ftw
ancient matrix
Hell yeah
cold dawn
Apex is for sure dying rn || (obviously a joke) ||
quartz frost
lowkey i wish it would die so they would make titanfall 3 lmao
i dont even play shooters anymore but its so sad that titanfall was left behind
fiery grotto
yea but we do things because they are hard, because they push our abilities, the...
Meh, ccheating is more fun then photochad
Or atleast, the right cheating
high mirage
Apex is for sure dying rn || (obviously a joke) ||
Is it codenamed scout because this is how we'll be when the slop comes out?
https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-fridge-gif-25777785
shell blaze
Clover Pit looks so good. Really excited for it
fresh dragon
its in the usa today crossword
proven cave
low parrot
I'm so fucking mad
olive trellis
deep widget
I'm so fucking mad
reasonable crash out
oak citrus
EFF ALL THIS. HOMESTARRUNNER IS BACK
https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite
solid isle
wich
oak citrus
Jumbo
oak citrus
Noice
solid isle
is this worth it ?
oak citrus
Try it out
bleak portal
guys balatro 2 leak
fiery grotto
Chat for part of my school project Im doing Im drawing characters and I can not draw hands for the life of me
I may be cooked
storm condor
Trace 4 Fingers and add a fifth one
oak citrus
Hands are literally one of the hardest parts of figure drawing. Takes so much practice to get even close to right
warm talon
wtf are the cybertrucks doing here
oak citrus
True. What game is that? Like Deus Ex one?
Looks like a mix between Postal and Omikron: Nomad Soul
dusty lynx
dumb question time
if peanuts and cashews were to fight to the death, who would win?
wheat coral
I look like edwin
modern heart
did you make the mimic
fiery grotto
Hands are literally one of the hardest parts of figure drawing. Takes so much pr...
Good to know…
fiery grotto
dumb question time
if peanuts and cashews were to fight to the death, who would...
Cashews would bribe the peanuts to win
But if that was made impossible peanuts would win
pearl flume
Please answer the following prompt:
People say videogames can't teach us anything, let's prove them wrong. What was a lesson videogames taught you that you've never forgotten ?
prime mantle
Please answer the following prompt:
People say videogames can't teach us anythi...
skaven are dickheads
fiery grotto
Please answer the following prompt:
People say videogames can't teach us anythi...
Minecraft taught me a lot about maintaining resources and how different things are more valueable than others as a kid
Now its more games like balatro improving my brain knowledge
dense salmon
Help please - my wife watched ahead on Black Mirror!
What episode and time stamp is Balatro in!? 🥺
carmine void
Is Balatro mentioned in Black Mirror?
prime mantle
20+ posts about it now
dense salmon
Is Balatro mentioned in Black Mirror?
Yes. I just haven't seen the episode it is in.
carmine void
Man I need to catch up on Black Mirror
dense salmon
Whenever I see you're pfp I think it's Jack Black
Thanks! I never get that at all! XD I should probably update it.
tepid island
#GuessTheGame #1068
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1068
fringe lodge
WHAT
sharp bay
vale cliff
Like Among Us in Glass Onion
Or Fortnite in Endgame
Fortnite in balatro?
Or balatro in fortnite?
shell flint
get real 
odd oxide
Astonishing
Go get a free trial of disney+ and watch it or smth
jolly pier
disney+ 🤮
dusty lynx
dumb question time
whats your faviourite water to drink?
modern narwhal
dumb question time
whats your faviourite water to drink?
Like brand? I feel like it depends where you from country wise no?
neon yacht
hello
sharp bay
pearl flume
Does anyone here play Overwatch 2 ?
queen shoal
dumb question time
whats your faviourite water to drink?
From the tap
whole junco
dumb question time
whats your faviourite water to drink?
Uranium water
prime mantle
prime mantle
dumb question time
whats your faviourite water to drink?
Flavored still
Can't handle tap cause UK sucks
And carbonated is dogwater
tribal blaze
Hiiii
prime mantle
well it is wallstreetbets
odd oxide
TSLA has never been at 500
It is at 240 right now
God damn
Oh apparently that's his 401k
Lmfao
prime mantle
about to be $401
icy igloo
chicken jockey
unique stump
I’m gonna cry
sharp bay
dumb question time
whats your faviourite water to drink?
Still (those who know 
)
unique stump
odd oxide
modern heart
<@&1133519078540185692>
lone orbit
execute this bot
neon yacht
XD
bleak heath
Heh yeah ik I'm the best gene player
latent oxide
Still (those who know <:sskull:1187451122814812180>)
🔥 but I prefer lite lemonade
odd oxide
It might be my autism but do y'all ever hear a melodic passage and cringe
Because like
The melody was clunky
In a crimgey way?
deft pecan
why is localthunk begging us to play this
zenith heron
why is localthunk begging us to play this
dunno and im not gonna play it
deft pecan
dunno and im not gonna play it
i'm not gonna play it because of my shitty laptop
zenith heron
last time i sailed the seas i got a really bad infection
deft pecan
holy shit
deft pecan
<:balatrojoker:1139524811421405224>
this man above me
jimbo react him
violet breach
Oh man can’t wait to learn about c-style strings in programming today!
Teacher: the strcpy function turns the left string inside into the right string
Me:
vivid bronze
Death:
buoyant frost
This is my second win on yellow deck lowkey goated
mellow laurel
wtf is that price
Tariff price
sharp bay
sour pilot
hau5
wise spoke
What the heck is blue prince lemme look it up
Does it have something to do with construction or building
white narwhal
wtf is that price
70$ for that shit 😭
wise spoke
Oh wait I've seen this game advertised and it kept being described as being addictive as Balatro and I was like "bruh that just looks like an escape the room"
I must have missed something
It... Is it a puzzle game I don't get it
white narwhal
it's puzzling
wise spoke
But I don't get it what is the gameplay
deft pecan
not everyone have a super powered pc localthunk
odd oxide
Chat what's your favourite Greek architectural order
wise spoke
Idk what that means
cyan sigil
Something happened
tiny briar
meager elk
deft pecan
it's 3d so yes
wary light
Why did I leave this server again
It’s a good game and a good server
next cradle
I had a balatro dream a few nights ago.
As in I had a physical deck where I was actually playing a deck with +mult and chips actually calculating and everything
Surreal.
tepid lintel
This is my second win on yellow deck lowkey goated
The extra money at the start is nice. Yellow was the first deck I gold staked
tepid lintel
I had a balatro dream a few nights ago.
As in I had a physical deck where I was ...
This haooened to me too. It now has been happening to me with Nubbys.
next cradle
Why did I leave this server again
It’s a good game and a good server
Hows it going my siivacorder 
wary light
Hows it going my siivacorder <:noaka:1319837167723479101>
Very well
next cradle
pale swallow
Mario’s picross
next cradle
lone oasis
32.5 < 6.09
warm talon
its also literally just a computer
so you can do piracy
and emudeck too so you can play switch games on the steam deck
fallen ivy
tribal blaze
So, I might be watching some David Attenborough on VHS tonight, yep
tepid pebble
untold eagle
I had a balatro dream a few nights ago.
As in I had a physical deck where I was ...
There's been times I'm just laying in bed thinking and my thoughts would just have balatro gameplay over it. Happened in a dream once. Too much balatro I guess.
peak goblet
There's been times I'm just laying in bed thinking and my thoughts would just ha...
Yeah… that’s called the Tetris effect (because Tetris is particularly bad in terms of this)
So much so that they use Tetris as a form of therapy for people who have recently experienced something traumatic to stop ptsd from forming
untold eagle
That has happened to me too when I played tetris alot on the school computer
peak goblet
So much so that they use Tetris as a form of therapy for people who have recentl...
Well I say that as if it’s common, it probably isn’t but it has definitely been used
untold eagle
Wonder if it ever didn't work on a patient once and they start reliving their trauma when they play tetris instead of prevent trauma
main flame
i finally tried gros michel bananas
theyre so much better than cavendish its ridiculous how good they are
really creamy, strong scent like banana flavored candy, and a similar flavor
10/10 we miss you big mike
sand stone
floral widget
Id be unstoppable if i knew how to apply materials to boards in session
noble verge
i think they want me to buy bombs
fading hedge
yo is there any vcs for balatro
tepid lintel
yo is there any vcs for balatro
Maybe in the multiplayer server
dense salmon
Which episode and time stamp!? 😭😭😭
gilded plaza
Any nub heads in here?
wheat coral
wheat coral
icy badge
zenith heron
har har har so fnuny
sour pilot
🏴☠️
sour pilot
yeppers!!
woven lava
deft pecan
yeah i like making video games
if i had one fan it would be me
if i didn't have any fans i would be dead
dense salmon
THANK YOU! 🥺🤩🤩
deft pecan
gray harness
I decided to try to beat Bloonarius, but I insta-kill him every tier. Surprisingly enough, I nearly did it, I just fumbled on T2 by miscalculating how many 040 subs I needed
tepid lintel
granite badger
does Balatro have a card that casts 'convince girlfriend to play Balatro'? 🥲
buoyant frost
does Balatro have a card that casts 'convince girlfriend to play Balatro'? 🥲
Odd Todd to odd to know or not
thorny mango
https://live.tiermaker.com/72362090
I’m a simple man. I see HM2, I pick 10/10.
oak citrus
dusty lynx
dumb question time
Would a giant oreo work as a wheel for vehicles?
prime mantle
dumb question time
Would a giant oreo work as a wheel for vehicles?
Awful as it would crumble under the weight
But yeah
thorny mango
dumb question time
Would a giant oreo work as a wheel for vehicles?
yes
no elaboration
noble verge
does Balatro have a card that casts 'convince girlfriend to play Balatro'? 🥲
jimbo (your girlfriend will fall deeply in love with him and cheat on you with him)
lowkey who wouldnt 🤤
ok what the fuck did i do to deserve this
dusty lynx
ok what the fuck did i do to deserve this
what happened?
noble verge
what happened?
those gray blocks shoot arrows when anything is in front of them and i spawned in without anything to trip them with
unique stump
those gray blocks shoot arrows when anything is in front of them and i spawned i...
Bombs?
I think ropes would work too
unique stump
Oh damn 🥀
You could be awesome and whip the arrow
Does backwhipping work in lunky 1
noble verge
i dont even know what backwhipping is so probably not
never played lunky 2 but it seems cool
unique stump
In lunky 2 there’s a hitbox on your rope before you throw it out that’s behind and above you
noble verge
In lunky 2 there’s a hitbox on your rope before you throw it out that’s behind a...
wish it was like that in 1
not being able to whip upwards has actually killed so many runs of mine
saw trap ass chest
HOLY SHIT ITS HIM
tepid lintel
I think ropes would work too
Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
red swallow
wind dock
Guys I woke up and someone took a photo of me sleeping...
lone oasis
pearl flume
Please choose a critter or small animal before clicking the black bar. Question provided by Ohm~
||An army of 100 of them are going to swarm you, you have 1 day to prepare. How will you survive ?||
civic flax
little saffron
Please choose a critter or small animal before clicking the black bar. Question ...
i choose wee joker
||okay my survival depends on how many 2s i have, so i'd go around and burn all of the 2 playing cards that i have. they are powerless without any 2s||
noble verge
Please choose a critter or small animal before clicking the black bar. Question ...
i chose jimbo
drooling at the thought of 100 jimbos swarming me
to prepare id take off my clothing
tough pawn
Please choose a critter or small animal before clicking the black bar. Question ...
Axolotl
||they can regenerate and grow big as fuck, i'm dead even with a day of prep time||
vale cliff
Jimbo is not a small animal
tough pawn
to prepare id take off my clothing
Dawg.
vale cliff
to prepare id take off my clothing
I mean, same, but wtf
Imagine your banana sucked by a hundred jimbos…
fiery grotto
Please choose a critter or small animal before clicking the black bar. Question ...
Praying Mantis
||Flamethrower||
lone oasis
Imagine your banana sucked by a hundred jimbos…
what did i come back to
noble verge
Imagine your banana sucked by a hundred jimbos…
https://tenor.com/view/ben-starr-balatro-eating-banana-cavendish-gros-michel-gif-6680221824460769788
keen shore
The developer, Local Thunk
pearl flume
Someone just said I give off the same vibes as a mechanical fortune teller at a circus tent
keen shore
fortune teller balatro
tepid lintel
This is the most cursed shit
floral widget
WIP
verbal pendant
Guys I woke up and someone took a photo of me sleeping...
so cute
cosmic bloom
The developer, Local Thunk
yes, but I can't talk with he
odd oxide
Listened to men I trust's oncle jazz
Good vibes good songs
It's a bit too long for sure
But it's a good time
Very chill
8.5/10
fickle flower
Guh I have to do two ng+ cycles if I want the shura outfit in sekiro
I missed the owl father fight in my first one
pearl flume
Get yourself a mate who doesn't look at you with confusion or weirded out-ness but instead joins in on your bullshittery.
plush jay
for that one joker that copies a random joker
i won with 4 jokers but i didnt get it
does it mean to do it with only 3 jokers??
yea
i did on painted deck
does it change if i unlock it?
maybe i didnt notice the achivement thingy
ig a bug
maybe since i played with mods but all the mods are qol
jimbos histories, galdur, main menu tweaks, blueprint and handybalatro
yes
hm idk
oh it makes steam achievements work?
or just the balatro ones
thanks anyway
i just remember them not working with mods
what are mod badges though
oooooooooooohhh waiit im just stupid i realised i won ante 7 while thinking i was on ante 8
sorry for bothering
prime mantle
oooooooooooohhh waiit im just stupid i realised i won ante 7 while thinking i wa...
Lmfao
fresh wharf
edgy salmon
Awesome burger king
tribal blaze
No comment lmao
pearl flume
My mom just bit into popcorn and perfectly recreated the PvZ eating sound for half a second.
prime mantle
Average landlocked country L
vale cliff
Wut
Also, apparently TommyInnit and Dantdm appear in USS Callister: Into Infinity, so they’re really just pulling out all the stops
Super good episode!
edgy salmon
vale cliff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798653865683583067/1362613262482542682/im...
I think that means you’re really excited
edgy salmon
It does not
vale cliff
I know
wheat coral
tepid lintel
I got tickets for a Minecraft movie
I had 2 tickets for the Minecraft movie in my car. Somebody broke in, and now I have 4 tickets.
pearl flume
M.O.A Idea: A point and click multitasking game where you're piloting a space ship, at first you just need to steer it to dodge rocks and stuff but the ship starts breaking down so then you have to fix the navigation system by smacking it and then turn to your side to flush the oxygen, turn behind you to cool down the engine, to your other side to re-input your coordinates, ect
does anyone know if a game like this exist ?
wheat coral
wheat coral
M.O.A Idea: A point and click multitasking game where you're piloting a space sh...
five nights at freddys
pearl flume
fnaf is more like first person tower defenc
edgy salmon
No?
wheat coral
like don't escape 3 I guess
vale cliff
Tf is this???
tepid lintel
M.O.A Idea: A point and click multitasking game where you're piloting a space sh...
So basically Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes but in space
odd oxide
Busywork game 😭
civic plinth
how was the banana cards made
tepid lintel
There's a mod for that based on the movie Speed. You not only have to defuse the bomb, but you also have to drive a bus and keep it above 50 - dropping below that costs you 1 strike
odd oxide
Sounds familiar but don't have a game in mins
tepid lintel
Busywork game 😭
KTaNE actually made it fun
I used to have a sick spreadsheet for that
prime mantle
M.O.A Idea: A point and click multitasking game where you're piloting a space sh...
no but there's this which is papers please
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2956040/PVKK_Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant/
odd oxide
Oh
It sounds like the
Submarine level
In I expect you to die
Lmao
It's too linear for a full game but it basically works just as you've described
tepid lintel
Literally just KTaNE with needy modules.
tepid lintel
no but there's this which is papers please
https://store.steampowered.com/app/29...
"Papers Please" 
With an orbital defense cannon
prime mantle
"Papers Please" <:rcon_KEKW:917278899287760927>
it is!
it has the same general flow
you get to do actions
and it affects how the story goes
just instead of stamping "allow" or "deny"
you shoot peopel or don't
tepid lintel
just instead of stamping "allow" or "deny"
you shoot peopel or don't
I'm a simple man, I see a trigger I pull it
prime mantle
I really like the name fantastic 4
tribal blaze
Hi
deft pecan
manic idol
tepid lintel
HTR was one of the first 5 jokers I gold stickered
It came up after the BB in ante 8 and my other 4 jokers were already going to win
next cradle
wise spoke
He's not gonna die, he has Mr. Bones
Actually now that I think about it
Mr. Bones works on ante 8 bosses right
jaunty temple
i think so
sullen aurora
Mr. Bones works on ante 8 bosses right
Mr bones = chicot on violet vessel
odd oxide
My Minecraft movie screening is probably gonna be boring as fuck
No one's throwing popcorn this time that's for sure
tough pawn
how unfortunate
tiny briar
glossy fulcrum
No one's throwing popcorn this time that's for sure
is that not a good thing
prime mantle
No one's throwing popcorn this time that's for sure
Good.
sullen aurora
is that not a good thing
it's not that good of a movie
modern heart
Ah yes the movie is bad so people should be throwing popcorn at the screen so the minimum wage employees can clean it all up
glossy fulcrum
it's not that good of a movie
its on okay movie
but the movie’s quality does not in any way excuse making a big mess for a meme
sullen aurora
there's a difference between a big mess and a good screening
my theater gave a standing ovation
like that's a major part of the fun
there is really no point in seeing it post opening weekend
modern heart
Yeah, but your initial reply was to Skinky saying people not throwing popcorn is a good thing
sullen aurora
I assumed they were talking about the few people who filmed themselves being an ass
The movie was good because we yelled "I, AM STEVE" and "CHICKEN JOCKEY"
glossy fulcrum
there's a difference between a big mess and a good screening
this is true
i never said there wasnt
prime mantle
a good minecraft screening is when it doesn't happen
glossy fulcrum
a good minecraft screening is when it doesn't happen
you just hate fun 🙄
prime mantle
you just hate fun 🙄
no, i hate a certain kind of people that jack black and jason mamoa are 
also it's an awful movie
prime mantle
whats wrong with jack black
DM'd
glossy fulcrum
okay then
didnt know that
it doesnt affect the quality of the film itself but i get it
yea the movie wasnt good from a critical standpoint but it was just fun
hollow flower
Probably the best hand of balatro I've ever had (I still don't know how to play it very well)
The last one on the right was actually unnecessary, I sold it a short time later
floral quest
gray harness
holy fuck this was ***HARD***
...and the next 2 levels were easily defeated
floral quest
is that pvz china
gray harness
100 waves mode done effortlessly, now i have ultra expensive avatar :]
candid holly
unique stump
Stencil black deck 😮
pearl flume
"I want to go home, I don't like this party, I'm allergic to people."
modern heart
I agree ENA
patent briar
it would be REALLY funny if i got a fourth oops
i had to skip a brainstorm for this, worth it
glossy fulcrum
it dont even help
prime mantle
it dont even help
ACTUALLY
each oops doubles the odds
1
2
4
8
16
they have guaranteed money gain and mult gain
100 mult
100 dollars
giga cat
glossy fulcrum
each oops doubles the odds
i know
but lucky cards can only grow cat once
even if they pay out twice
prime mantle
yeah well
they still get giga cash
and they can just sell out into a blueprint/brain to copy the gato
peak goblet
and they can just sell out into a blueprint/brain to copy the gato
Why not take the bs when it was in the shop cause I feel like copying the cat would be better?
prime mantle
Why not take the bs when it was in the shop cause I feel like copying the cat wo...
that's waht i said 
peak goblet
But u said that buying the invis helped even tho it doesn’t cause the bs is better
prime mantle
I mean
it was funny and it means you get guaranteed cash every time
so yeah, it did help
but you should've bought the bs 
peak goblet
Guys can everyone just agree that plinko is one of the best things humans have ever created?
prime mantle
Guys can everyone just agree that plinko is one of the best things humans have e...
Skaven
peak goblet
Are u suggesting warhammee stuff is better than plinko?
prime mantle
Are u suggesting warhammee stuff is better than plinko?
the rats have nuclear armaments
also slaanesh is a lil bit based
noble verge
Guys can everyone just agree that plinko is one of the best things humans have e...
ok nubby fan
(i am also a nubby fan)
peak goblet
I just mean Plinko in general tbh
noble verge
suuure
anyways im rewatching the minecraft movie with my friends for the fourth time tomorrow
oak citrus
Fourth time minecraft movie?
Tomorrow 4th time movie, king?
noble verge
yes
hollow flower
wise spoke
sage granite
what should i order for dinner
balatro cards
static quest
food wise
wise spoke
what should i order for dinner
Chicken and waffles
static quest
some fast food places, some restuarants, some chinese places, and some mexican places
oak citrus
I just ordered pizz-er. It feels like a pizza party friday
prime mantle
what should i order for dinner
kebab
hollow flower
what should i order for dinner
I don't know, things... that are edible
static quest
I don't know, things... that are edible
static quest
static quest
oak citrus
Okay, but what are you ordering??
oak citrus
FUCK
hollow flower
https://tenor.com/view/wet-cat-gif-14156593705958224084
oak citrus
That does sound good
left fox
:з
oak citrus
static quest
static quest
should i
hollow flower
DAMN
static quest
what
hollow flower
that shit looks delicious
static quest
ill get that then
oak citrus
That is a dope lookin' 'rrito
calm imp
I had a balatro dream
It was balatro 2
You are xX_CruelMeta_Xx, a 1984 style state mandated streamer in 2190. The tech is still 2005 though, don't think too hard on that. You get a corrupt cop to shut down your stream and take the license from you. The goal, either pay the 2500 dollar fine for the streamer license back, or keep being a EXPALATRO. How? Become a black market balatro streamer, buy digital cards on USB from the black market and other irl peripherals, change vpns to avoid the long crooked nose of that officer and other black market streamers who Don't like viewers being taken from them.
If you don't do some mandatory payments then you die week one. First is black mold ending, buy cleaning supplies. Second is state mandated peasant insuro-taxes. Then food. Then you have TWO weeks to bribe the cop to leave you alone EVERYWEEK. The goal is to:
Pay 2500 dollars to bribe the cop and you become another cog in the machine of making the poor entertained so they don't riot.
Or:
Get so deep into the black market they make the cop disappear but now you're THEIR property. Keep streaming!
pearl flume
@maiden adder thank you for making all my friends ping me about my name and text being in a video.
patent briar
Why not take the bs when it was in the shop cause I feel like copying the cat wo...
literally just because its funny
maiden adder
<@131165096033517568> thank you for making all my friends ping me about my name ...
My bad. I was debating on whether to remove or hide people's name but felt like people would been upset by that too. Sorry for the pings
wheat coral
modern heart
its WSB, they are probably serious
proven cave
modern heart
jovial merryment moment
fiery grotto
Didnt it already release?
Oh wait nvm I see, its coming to steam but its been out since 2024 for switch and stufff
dense salmon
Y'all like the new name
tacit quail
tepid lintel
Y'all like the new name
tepid lintel
I'm not sure what this guy is maxing but he's definitely doing it
pearl flume
Please resolve the following scenario:
You stumble across 3 warriors arguing.
"No, no! You classless wretch! The finest weapon is the blade, the elegant dance of slashes and cuts is known throughout all lands!"
"Stabbing's most effective and most reliable too. Since the dawn of time we've put pointy rocks on sticks and called it a spear, no ?"
"You think too hard. Take heavy thing, big thing, swing, enemy dead, done. Hammer work best, clubs too. Simple, effective."
"You! Traveler! Settle this dispute!"
floral widget
floral widget
Please resolve the following scenario:
You stumble across 3 warriors arguing.
...
Slashing if no amour
Stabbing if medium armour
Blunt with full amour
gray harness
let's gooooo i finally won as one of the worst characters in the game just to get a weapon i will never use
seriously, who thought that such a weapon would have to be a tier 3? all it does is resetting the cooldown all of your offensive turrets while doing sort of decent damage, that's it
fiery grotto
Please resolve the following scenario:
You stumble across 3 warriors arguing.
...
I make them fight, duh
fiery grotto
Slashing if no amour
Stabbing if medium armour
Blunt with full amour
Its basically just rock paper sissors except with this factor
inner mortar
Please resolve the following scenario:
You stumble across 3 warriors arguing.
...
We're in the modern age, I shoot them
I personally love swinging big things around tho so hammers are the most fun
vale cliff
They all suck
Too many high-levelled creatures are just flat-out immune to all three
Zap them with lightning is the only answer
floral widget
Its basically just rock paper sissors except with this factor
I mean, yea
odd oxide
Someone write a longsword glaze about how it can do all 3 to some degree
fiery grotto
And then you have these goofy goobers picking the kid thay plays “shoot” which beats all of them 
odd oxide
Rock paper scissors is actually a pretty fire playground game
I'm taking this opportunity to dog on tic tac toe
So ass
floral widget
Someone write a longsword glaze about how it can do all 3 to some degree
Fully transparent, this is ai mad and I did not fact this shit at all
The longsword stands as a paragon of medieval martial versatility, seamlessly blending the power of blunt force, the precision of stabbing, and the sweeping lethality of slashing. Its weight and balance allow for devastating pommel strikes and half-swording techniques that deliver crushing blows to armored opponents, making it as capable in close quarters as it is on the open field. With a sharply tapered point, it excels at thrusting through gaps in armor or exploiting weak points with surgical precision. Yet it’s the longsword’s elegant, arcing slashes that truly showcase its deadliness—capable of cleaving through flesh, severing limbs, and keeping multiple foes at bay with fluid, controlled cuts. Whether wielded in two hands or one, the longsword is a masterclass in adaptability and destruction.
inner mortar
Can you tell the ai to make a new version but to add a lot of rage
vale cliff
If you’re based, you can summon the rage yourself
floral widget
ChatGPT said:
The longsword is pure, unrelenting rage forged into steel—a nightmare you swing with both hands. It doesn’t just hurt you; it destroys you. The blunt end is a damn hammer of fury—when that pommel crashes into your face, it’s not a knockdown, it’s a skull-caving, tooth-shattering, bone-crunching apocalypse. The stab? It’s a violent spear of death, ripping through armor, organs, and hope with every savage thrust. And the slash—oh, the slash—it’s a blood-soaked scream of hate that tears through flesh like it owes the world a debt of pain. Arteries erupt, limbs go flying, and every cut is a statement: You picked the wrong fight. The longsword doesn’t duel. It ends. It dominates. It erases.
inner mortar
Fair point
odd oxide
Fully transparent, this is ai mad and I did not fact this shit at all
The longs...
Real techniques and uses afaik
I'm not big into hema
prime mantle
ChatGPT said:
The longsword is pure, unrelenting rage forged into steel—a nightm...
Spears beat swords, i'm afraid
odd oxide
So someone can fact check
floral widget
Spears beat swords, i'm afraid
Swords can’t be perfect
prime mantle
swords are romanticized cause they're fucking expensive
and a cool status symbol
spears are just better cause they're cheaper and easier to use
so you can get a bunch of peasants
give them a pointy stick
and they'll do good
but to train someone in sword combat
more expensive, swords are more expensive, takes more time
same reason crossbows outclassed bows
Bows are fuckin' hard to use cuase they're heavy as shit to draw
but you can just give a crossbow to a peasant
crank that soulja boy
pew
That's not to say that hammers and swords are just awful and shouldn't be used
If you're up against an armored target, a mace is gonna be better than a sword or a pointy stick
But you CAN use a sword as a blunt instrument
odd oxide
Sounds about right
prime mantle
beat the fuck out of them with the blunt end
fiery grotto
I'm taking this opportunity to dog on tic tac toe
Tic tac toe is fun if you know how to win basically every time and just play again new people
oak citrus
Me and the mad lad on the way to wash some knight
prime mantle
Ease of use
Spear > Hammer > Sword
Effectiveness?
Armored
Hammer > Sword > Spear
non-armored
Spear > Sword = Hammer
(sword and hammer in the same spot cause there's a bunch of things that are armor but wouldn't count as proper armor even though it is, like gamberson)
If you want best of both worlds
get a fucking pole arm and put a giatn fucking spike on one end
hammer spear
oak citrus
Bit of metal on a hefty stick is goated with the sauce(blood)
floral widget
I like swords
prime mantle
swords are dope af
oak citrus
Swords do be cool
floral widget
I like the game Half Sword
prime mantle
i've seen some gameplay
odd oxide
A wall hanger cant be that bad
odd oxide
Reminds me of those ridiculous tiktoks
Of people trying to sell like really dumb 'self defense' items
noble verge
beat the fuck out of them with the blunt end
this REALLY seems like it could backfire easily
prime mantle
this REALLY seems like it could backfire easily
Yes
But consider
Also there's a proper grip to it so that you're not hlding the edge
But putting pressure on the flats
noble verge
the hands arent what im talking about
the other person could just tilt the blunt end down a bit and stab you
prime mantle
That's really hard to do lmfao
It's easier to deflect it to the side than towards or away or up
It's also how you get more precision out of a sword
One hand on the handle
The other on the blade
Poke a bitch
oak citrus
oak citrus
I can't compete with that, not even with a big stick
prime mantle
better yet
having a giant sword
AND CRAB ARMS
(technically there's no nudity under the box but i'd rather be safe lmfao
oak citrus
The shoulder claws are just next level
prime mantle
deadass
warhammer daemons are so fucking cool
prime mantle
here's the Khorne one
oak citrus
Absolutely insane levels of fuck
prime mantle
Nurgle one
and Tzeentch one
Tzeentch one is really cool
because he can see hte past
and hte future
but not the present
oak citrus
Tzeentch got plans
oak citrus
Skaven are so cool
oak citrus
They do 
prime mantle
They also eat fucking uranium
they're so metal
also snort it like coke
they're so cool
oak citrus
Skaven and Orc top tier in my book. Just the most metal fun in you can have on a battlefield
oak citrus
Manifesting~~
prime mantle
and it's literally the power of friendship
because the more orks believe it
the stronger the effect
oak citrus
And the biggest orc makes all of da rules
prime mantle
now that i think about it
i went my entire life as a skaven
for shits and giggles (and because it felt really nice)
i used to snort powdered flavored soda lmfao
like those thingies you put in water to make flavored soda
banger after taste and all you can smell is flavored soda for liek 20 mins
odd oxide
Lmao
The mandolorian and grogu teaser trailer just being the title is so funny
Why bother
oak citrus
Git teased on
odd oxide
Yes I know the actual thing was at the celebration
You can't find it on YouTube but it's probably on twitter
Ew
tepid lintel
This guy deserves a sub
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason they're speaking vietnamese.
But the trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed"
thick plover
Change the world
My final message
Goodbye
tepid lintel
Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Jokes aside can someone reach out to @thick plover
I tried, can't.
What's the ping for mods
odd oxide
I think they're just
tepid lintel
@jade warren
odd oxide
Leaving the server?
jade warren
They're definitely just leaving the server
tepid lintel
Hope so
jade warren
I think I've interacted with them a few times before
tepid lintel
May have overreacted a bit
floral quest
yeah check their message history
tepid lintel
yeah check their message history
Seen, I just didn't want a cry for help to not be nnoticed
dusty lynx
dumb question time
what is the silliest floor tile?
prime mantle
dumb question time
what is the silliest floor tile?
big spike
fading hedge
So guys… I made one song, im not an musician, i play one game, im not a gamer….
But i suck one coc-
jolly pier
wind dock
tardy kraken
odd oxide
Wow
It is the worst screenplay I've ever seen
I know people say that the movie is not trying but like
It's trying really hard to be funny
There are noticeable pauses for laughs
Dead silent theatre btw
I broke twice
cyan aurora
for minecraft movie?
odd oxide
Yes
cyan aurora
weird, is your audience russian?
odd oxide
Nope
The directing and cinematography is
Alright
The action is pretty well done
The vfx and cg are actually pretty good
The overworld looks beautiful
cyan aurora
cgi grew on me
odd oxide
Sound design is pretty good too
The performances are awful
As you'd expect
The soundtrack is pretty bad and the score is really generic
odd oxide
I broke twice
Once was during the they love crushin' loaf scene
I was following around and I was like what the fuck am I doing
cyan aurora
guys I'm new
🥀
odd oxide
I was following around and I was like what the fuck am I doing
Overall
Embarassing production honestly like
2/10
light juniper
subtle bear
reading a novel rn. aren't legendaries incompatible with stickers?
brittle portal
normally The Soul cannot generate legendaries with stickers
but Chicot is eternal compatible
odd oxide
Ok I'm sat in for my screening for flow
The only other recent animated movie I've seen is the wild robot
Which was very good
vagrant hollow
odd oxide
Ok I'm sat in for my screening for flow
Holy shit
Please go watch flow
It is so beautiful
Honestly a 10/10
unique stump
Yeah it’s really good
tepid lintel
As you'd expect
What sucks is MineKampf movie could have been so good
Instead we got Jack Black trying to be funny for 90 minutes
I'd rather suck start a shotgun
west hatch
west hatch
I'd rather suck start a shotgun
kurt cobain reference??
cyan aurora
I was following around and I was like what the fuck am I doing
Ain’t everything have to be a cinematic masterpiece
cyan aurora
kurt cobain reference??
You… what have you done…?
cyan aurora
unique stump
cyan aurora
Perkeo is my goat
tepid lintel
Nubby is my goat
But unironically green and square are my #1 and 2 most used respectively.
HC scummery is the way to play
fiery grotto
But egg
Its the best joker 
Been saying it since the demo, ever since the poll of golden joker or egg joker was made
Looking back apparently 1/11th of the community thought egg shop 1 was better 😭
Granted the demo was shorter by a few antes but I mean I still find that crazy
tepid lintel
Looking back apparently 1/11th of the community thought egg shop 1 was better 😭
I have won gold with round 1 eternegg
Gold just can't compete
tepid lintel
prime mantle
someone hanged maned my 4skin what do i do
DNA
left fox
he doesn't say "the boss is me", he says "the louse is me"
prime mantle
fiery grotto
I have won gold with round 1 eternegg
Skill issue
tepid lintel
Skill issue
... how?
sour pilot
rest in peace
brittle talon
to who
unique stump
rewatching mc movie for the fourth time today
You need to be locked up
noble verge
You need to be locked up
ITS SO PEAK
prime mantle
it's so doodoo
noble verge
die
prime mantle
you first
noble verge
ok
wheat coral
tepid lintel
Firefighters just gypsied me out of $10 at the grocery store
Because of course you can tap your card to donate and how do you say no to firefighters
deft pecan
prime mantle
killing the French
tepid lintel
I don't really do RTS games so I don't know the icons
prime mantle
well ti's technically a turn based rts
tepid lintel
well ti's technically a turn based rts
Eh still not my kinda game.
Is it Warhammer or 40k?
prime mantle
fantasy warhammer
prime mantle
come give mama a kiss
viscid flame
https://open.spotify.com/album/4XnCcyV3LOEqeXBEVIi8KU?si=aZLXTtXuQnWZ9_v3ePZkWA
I did not expect to see this on my home page this morning
tepid lintel
come give mama a kiss
tepid lintel
Yeah but you're still a heretic
prime mantle
gate wide open
tepid lintel
"humanity first" mfs when i show them catgirls
Those xenos can stay
tepid lintel
No no
Inquisitors do as they please
If Eisenhorn can have a demon slave I can have a Catgirl ok
prime mantle
🥱
tepid lintel
Although let's be real if I lived in the 40k universe I'd have been turned into corpse starch a long time ago
prime mantle
gonna give you a gift of slaanesh if you keep talking
tepid lintel
gonna give you a gift of slaanesh if you keep talking
Don't you threaten me with a good time
prime mantle
i really wish they didn't just go full into the sex thing with slaanesh
like they're a chaos god of excess
why isn't half the shit gold
tepid lintel
i really wish they didn't just go full into the sex thing with slaanesh
I prefer the writers that explored the different sides of excess
Like the noise marines
prime mantle
most people do
oh shit
i didn't clock one of my vassals going hard no the french
holy they're so peak
tepid lintel
i didn't clock one of my vassals going hard no the french
Did the French win
prime mantle
no lmfao
tepid lintel
Good
tepid lintel
Though the French is the only country with a flag on the moon so they got that going for them
tepid lintel
The moon is actually home to a lot of daemons
And Nazis
prime mantle
and the rats used tractor beams to bring down chunks of it from orbit onto the hatching pools of the lizards
(the orbit part is really important)
tepid lintel
I've seen the documentary Iron Sky
tepid lintel
We should get rid of the moon
In every universe nothing good ever happens there
We don't need tides
tepid lintel
I hate tides
prime mantle
because we both have a common hate of the french and hippy elves
tepid lintel
Blessed game
prime mantle
best rat
so smart
i love how batshit the skaven writing is
They have no use for gold
but they still mine it just to piss off the other races
They regularly eat and snort uranium to get mutations
and use that uranium for atomic bombs and to power their guns
tepid lintel
Based
prime mantle
mfw the uranium is just chaos magic rocks
tepid lintel
Spicy rocks
prime mantle
it's kinda funny how one of my vasslas only has 1 settlement
and it's a minor one so they can't build tier 4 buildings there
so they can only have spears
which means their armies are spears only
tepid lintel
I'm sure those words mean something.
prime mantle
they only have 1 city
and they can't build strong military buildings
so their armies are only spearmen
tepid lintel
Yes that definitely impacts
prime mantle
building up armies so i can getr rid off the filthy pirates
tepid lintel
Uhh
prime mantle
and give them an entire province
prime mantle
they don't have enough land
i'm gonna ill pirates so they can have more land
tepid lintel
Man I just play car go brrr game and make number smaller
prime mantle
i'm getting so much money
modern heart
The most I've done with WH Fantasy is Vermintide 2
I prefer the aesthetic of 40k more
prime mantle
i've played total war warhammer 2 a lot
and gf has all the DLCs for all 3 games so i got everything in 3
i also play a lot of darktide
modern heart
Darktide has been fun
I like it a bit more then Vermintide just cause I like 40k a bit more than fantasy lol
prime mantle
i prefer fantasy but that's mostly cause i don't like space marines
i don't like that every chaos faction is just
"Space Marines + Demons"
prime mantle
i'm good