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"How far can I take this? Hold please..."
6 hours later
"So I've made a few changes, let me take you on the tour"
😦
it's not really a game where he can do his shenanigans
Games probably too solid for his liking
like it has it's glitchy moments
but a lot of it isn't really prone to shenanigans
like how in astroneer you can make a pit of tnt
Okay, how about when SovietWomble gets a hold of it.
or torture people in planet coaster
oh, they're absolutely gonna play it with the crew
they already have videos on the first one
Or make a Zoo that's an actual prison (called Pawshank)
i'm waiting for the weekly update that adds wheels
cause i wanna make trains
i made trains in the first one and it's easier to make them in the 2nd one
cause of the unified grid system
What does it do
shooting nubby costs 2 lives but you get more money on restocks
Eh if I don't win in the first or 2nd shot I was probably cooked anyways
HELL YEA
At least I have bologna for easy stars
MY FAVORITE AUSSIE BOI
lol yeah your early runs get killed off quickly but you can build out a cool system quicker
goober

Preg test is goated
Tardi being your doubler hurts my soul
I hope you're force triggering that
i am
yeah bologna is so funny
i have enlightened perk and tardi is in 3
is googol like naneinf for nubby
nah
naneinf is harder ngl
yes
yep
but naneinf is way harder
ofc
Pretty much yep
I did this with bologna yesterday
is there some sort of item that decreases the round req
Mannequin head
what’s it
On first peg popped -
Decrease round requirement by 30%, halves all pegs.
Bologna rerolled it to 5 pegs popped
ah
i’d assume you had some sort of peg doubler to compensate
judging by your score lel
Well I hit a decillion
Which is the max-ish without multipliers like fly
The pegs cap out at 1D
yer
ive seen a nubby vid
by aliensrock
thats about the extent of my knowledge
i do kinda wanna try the game tho
Get it. It's 5$
Worth every penny.
I have definitely gotten $5 worth of enjoyment out of it
all 500 of them
i’ll probably get it at some poibt
Why not right now
1D
Nah by the time you have a 1D peg, you probably don't have any other pegs left, maybe 1 and it's also a decillion
That poor 16 is long gone, and his efforts didn't even amount to a decimal point 😅
ture
nubby's dopamine factory
So true
Or the sun explodes I'd you don't make enough number
Nubby lore is deep and nuanced
He's one of the best written protagonists of 2025
He is literally me
tomy
best fictional story since steins gate
Dopamine go brrrrr
3d printed dopamine
3d glasses baby
silly ass game
since the epic of gilgamesh
incredible
My 2nd Jimbo came in. He now sits on my work desk, next to Kurapika and Iggy
What's the best food to eat to fill your stomach so you stop being hungry but doesn't actually add much calories ?...veggies ?
Maybe water or ice ?
got my ass handed to me
i hate qc
I have an interview tomorrow
Hope it goes well
good lucvk gamer
peopel are so fucking creative man
is this just the nubby channel now
Fun fact
Many people wrongly assume that the making of Damascus steel is a lost art
It is not
Many of the 'damascus steel' products on the market are actually just pattern welded steel made with a different technique
When does this fact get fun?
can i get my kettle made of this damascus steel
And also
Damascus steel isn't named after the city of Damascus
Nor was it invented there
I'm still waiting for the fun part
It's like an etymological coinkydink
The only thing I care about is will it keeeel?
Probably
This is also often used to inflate the price of otherwise mediocre cutting instruments
Although
It does look pretty cool
Actual Damascus steel is just a specific type of crucible steel
Which we know how to make
And has been repeated recreated
Oh no it's not done
all this talk about damascus steel makes me think about ea-nasir for some reason
God forbid a girl be ambitious
I need nubby on mobile asap
ew, american
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chat i think isaac might just straight up be the hardest boss in binding of isaac
Well yeah dude he’s literally in the title
He's the binding, i mean, c'mon
god this psyker build in darktide is stupid
only thing it lacks is big boss damage
but usually my team can handle that
Meow
ye
bowl/pants?
yep, that sure is katsina
surpriseeee shawtyyyy
hai
what the fuck.
does anyone here know how I can get the real cartesian 5th degree polynomial spherical harmonic equations
I can only find the equations up to the 4th degree and I have no clue how they are made
Hi
Bro this chapters golden strawberry is so hard to get, if yk yk
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Oh fuck off
What :<

Not you
Oh sorry
Bfd(j)i(mbo)
prolly one of the hardest goldens i got yet, only beaten by 6 and 8 a sides
It's from a object show camp server
Skyler made the Jimbo character and I'm competing with them in the same camp

This me
We both also competed in S1 aswell
I got like.. 21st because I quit early. And Skyler (aka
) got all the way to alumni but got first out.

Yes it is i, person behind jimbo j joker
Holy shit polychrome Steve Harvey??
Who plays dead rails
Hard as fuck
Meow
Woof
Peak pfp
have you ever encountered a kerfus irl?
I have, and yes they react to being headpat
dumb question time
what is the spice of life?
Salt 
ive got 5 bucks left on my steam balance - any suggestions?
Give it to me
number factory
nubby
He's my favorite autistic jesus
Iirc he did something as a Math Major
Could be wrong
M
Please choose an Ability:
Agony- You can activate or nullify any pain receptors within 20 meters of yourself. You can adjust the level and type of pain aswell.
It Takes Two- You can hypnotise anyone currently looking you in the eyes. Making them believe anything you wish and follow your orders.
Witch's Lament- You can change the perception of anyone currently perceiving you. Causing them to experience any audio or visual thing you wish.
gotta be hypnosis
Moa, is that you
I dont wanna copy It takes two from the above plus I think Witch’s Lament is rlly good to
it indeed is
what if i hypnotize you into giving me all three
Someone use this gif
Would be better if I could get a xMult Joker...
yeah but as another math major
i'm curious on where in math exactly he did it
Yeah thats fair
algebra? analysis?
Balatro 
So true
dumb question time
what are you doing in my house!?!
So what's balatro doin in black mirror haha
Time to git gud
The antman killing Thanos by expanding inside him suggestion is one of the dumbest theories of all time
in my what...
House we need to cure this patient!
did you try the spectral card
I did try the spectral card
only stupid souls try the spectral card. you are stupid.
This vexes me
Speaking of Kendrick
I'm ngl
The a minor bar is kinda corny
And the drake b sharper bar isn't that bad
bnnuy
B Sharp is literally just the incorrect term for A Minor, also he kinda just threw it in there to sound smart
No?
You don't know what you're talking about buddy
Yea
Yea i do
Well you're bad at it then
Nah
Anyways both bars are corny
Dih to yo crack what's a Neapolitan sixth
I'm lying, I was a choir kid
I can't believe they made the egg joker irl with the ability and a
what are you doing to me!
Will you wishlist Replicube?
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this is so sick
did a difficulty 5 maelstrom for like the 2nd time ever
man this shit is so chaotic
but it's so much more fun with a melee psyker build
Man, marvel rivals looks cool. Wish I could play it.
Overwatch 2's community is so toxic , hopefully Rivals will be better.
fuck this mf fr (if you know you know)
you
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This actually made me wishlist it
Coding too hard
You have… c+… okay
I'm a whole C short. And a + short
now get darktide
I want to make a joke but I’ve got nothing
It's okay, you're enough just the way you are ❤️
Just finished installing it, I’m only in the first level and I’m so fucking impressed
darktide?
yeah i'ts pretty good
Replicube
wow, an original; story about jack black in a cube-shaped world. you could make a movie out of this. also the word "Minecraft". just felt like saying that unrelated word
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That movie is mindless slop that is still going to make a billion dollars
its peak wdym
its like the fnaf movie in the sense that its not good objectively but its a fun watch
I think I'd use a different f word to describe watching Jack Black try to be funny for 90 minutes
I finally got my first win 🗣️😭
flint and steel
idk i had fun wayching it

Yep worth it got this sigma over here
i dont see the problem
Goat.
-_-
I just got lucky but I say that odd Todd got me
No
thanks for your meaningful input
Odd Todd is good at the start, but like D tier joker overall
Burnt was the craziest thing in your hand
That thing is wild
Ok yeah your right but imagine the odds
They don't synergize
imagine the evens
I mean but michel with odd and splash tho…
Yeah you’re right
or need help with a bit of chips
Splash is another one of those jokers that's good early but gets progressively worse as the game goes on
It can help in pair/HC builds because you can stack glass and stuff in there but overall, meh
And michel is just good on its own
still waiting for that perfect run where i get hanging chad, photograph, rna, smiley, sock&buskin, and a red seal polychrome mult face card 😔
Yeah but negative
Smiley and scary don't really matter at that point.
Just pray for Trib
i have horrible legendary luck
You want it to die so don't waste a negative on that
only two so far in 20 something hours, and both were yorick. great but not perfect
Alas
Sock works just as well
im confused bc everyone else looks like they get a legendary every other run it seems
Def not
I go days without seeing one
oh ok just selection bias then
But obviously when you're going for endless and your econ is humming and you're buying all the packs, naturally you'll see more
endless kinda boring though, theres like 4 working builds. im aiming for getting stakes on everything
thats more interesting
People don't post their boring runs nor thier losing ones
I only played endless to get the joker unlocks
I've never even scored an e run
i know theres the ante 12 one basically
Yeah
ive not had a perfect synergy to get me far into endless though so i just restart after ante 8
I think I needed until ante 10 or so to get Stuntman and the $400 but that's just skill issue on my part.
usually i just kind of work with what i get and try to get a build that scores 100k
You don't need to beat 12, just reach it
ok "5th buffoon pack containing exclusively D-tier commons in a row"

Happens.
You may also just not be seeing value where there is value.
i refuse to learn about strategy when i can figure out what works myself
no fun in knowing what is good
i discovered photochad independently
Pair/HC scumming is reliable as hell. Just get early RTB/green and square.
It wins stakes. Ol' reliable
also learning that hc strats is crazy
real, i used to do a lot of flushing and then id hit an evil debuff or face down blind and it was joever
It's fun to actively dig for the worst card in your deck and rearrange your jokers to try and score as little as possible to scale more
The best part about HC/pairs is even if you hit the boss with no repeat hand types your scaling is independent of hand type usually.
Green/RTB + square/wee.
You want to play as many hands as possible, so you should be trying to score minimally until the last hand
Gotta win in 18 rounds or less
Sorry
💀
He's rare, don't need him
my stupid a thought that was how you got brainstorm since that locked joker was right next to blueprint
but no apparently thats discarding a royal flush
I have C+ and green and square are my #1 and #2 most used respectively.
Correct. Easy on checkered. Don't even play to win. Just dig for a royal, discard, and quit.
Brainstorm is too good not to have.
this i dont understand? brainstorm just seems like weird blueprint
Yeah. It copies another joker.
The only thing better than one good joker is 2 or 3 of that good joker.
oh ok
blueprnt is better thn brainstorm
Correct
suddenly reminded of that run i got a negative blueprint and then lost in ante 4 
But brainstorm is still very very good
top 10 fumbles
Happens. Negative tags are bait, and BP/BS are only as good as what they can copy.
not me forgetting to discard a hand with burnt joker in like every third round
Your scaling game is weak my son
i kinda just forget tbh, i don't play this game sober
wait shoot i just realized how cracked burnt is with high card jwqrnqwrkjrqwb
boykisser
user
🤯
What do my card stats say about me 
most discards u make are high card anyway
Besides that i'ma fuckin degen HC scummer
do seeded runs count
no
hes becoming sentient
ive always skipped burnt cuz i would play 5-card hands and i didnt want to risk losing for +5m +30c
@patent geode I'm not kidding when I say burnt is this:
You get it early once and chase that high again until it finally happens again
i finally know how to beat black deck
lets go burning!!!! aw dang it aw dang it aw dang it aw-
mary's dad in dmc
oo i got a btter one
david martinez
gold stake violet vessel watching the level 30 high card polychrome red seal mult king with a burntphototribchad&buskin build
That's not a HC build then
that's just a photchad build
whatever
Embrace the green
tomato tomoto
And the square
why is off topic abt balatro 😭
jon bartlo
Oh here's a tip that you may or may not know but will probably never figure out on your own: on Amber Acorn, you can start the round, and quickly grab and hold a joker so it doesn't get shuffled
Then put wherever you want
Good point, this is a Nubby's discord now
It hasn't been yeat
And it's been there since day 1
whats a nnubby
nubbys number factory
nubbys number factory looks like peam
balatro but its coolmathgamescore
It's a steam game
i cant even access school wifi on my own device 💔
i was making a joke
nubbys just looks like a 2000s flash game
put it in onedrive
it just looks like it was made with shockwave in 2005
only flash games i remeebr playing was that electroman fighting one and the raagdoll one
and im all in for it
i remember the school games blocks and all the ways kids would try to work around it
the working-around-coolmath-games-ban to computer science pipeline
now to play games to pass time
i just use gba.vercel.app
Dude when you have to choose between a squid or upping your kazoo cuz you havent eaten a croissant yet, you'll understand
decent gamboy games
oh right the amount of pages workarounds
i had a stroe reading that
yknow i feel bad for the modern chromebook students, they dont have anywhere near the ability to do stuff on their computers that isnt assignments or brainrot
interesting way to think about that lol
i would find clever workarounds so i could run python code and make little games and stuff on my windows
yk my schoool so strict were not allowed to open camera with a school device
i remember the first time websites like that started getting banned when i was in hs
not to be confused with the redstone-to-computer-science pipeline
hi grandpa
hi son
i must have been part of that one cause i was the only one in my class playing minecraft everyone else was in to call of duty (back when it was cool to play it)
does coolmathgames still exist now that adobe flash is kill
yeah its just html5 games and ruffle emulator i assume
j*vascr*pt 🤢
i don't want another job i already got one
same
what industry
compuber
now remove "another" and "i already got one " 💔
Im so nubbied
i dont want job
beats working with fish
marine bio?
processing plant
When i had a build like that I almost died on 79. Came down to my last life because I could never get the highest peg in a spot I could hit it first
i have the pants as contingency
How useful are they really tho
Mid at best
You're so close to a particle acclereator build
enough to pass the blind when i cant hit highest
All you need it a kazoo and the pyramid
can i build a particle accelerator
ah then you're set
Do you have balogna tony yet?
Fuck it im gambling
can i go gamble w u
I either just won or completely nubbied myself
what does kazoo do
doubles 1 peg every 1.5
Average nubby moment
And I have 3 croissants
Which retrigger the kazoo iirc
Yeah
so with 1 peg left, it doubles every time it's popped, and I have enough other things that go off
Which is in slot 5
So it sustains itself
Squid in 7 🔥
What can I say, i like the pyramid
Actually wait nvm its like left bp
yeh
As you can see, I havent played the game but I have just seen a bunch of comments and a few videos so I act like I know tthings
heres another infinite with a doubler
When you have 1 peg left, this goes infinite by itself
True
I hope he eventually adds being able to skip
Because once you hit this point it's kind of stale having to click through 40 more rounds
squi gaym
well, i won that one
god this game needs an option to skip to the final boss
Without multipliers you max out around D/UnD points, with a retriggering mult you can get to googol. So the only point of the rest of the rounds is to dig for mollusk or fly agaric
Which are both ultra rare and almost never show up
Balogna tony is the best for breaking the game since all the triggers are randomized, you can get some very broken things going
Like only needing 1 point to beat the final boss
The platypus mafia will not take this lightly
got head
2 more wins until you can bologna tony
yerp
He's the best for farming stars
How do you have so few perks
Also seeing runs not at a Decillion gives me anxiety
Like you actually beat the round goal 80 times without going infinite
Props.
Steel ball run confirmed?!
fuck yourself
Exercise idea:
Jump up
Kick back
Whip around
Spin
went infinite by accident
My dog sleeps
A mimir
On accient is crazy
I forgot to look at what cheesy did
Cheesy Balgona gets funny
it takes two is just rizz, taking that one
Taking Witch's Lament
I'm literally just gonna go steal from rich people
real
bro said rizz when it's mind control
with enough rizz, you can control people and their beliefs. think about cult leaders and such. they got loads of charisma to convince people about weird wacky stuff.
Yes but that's people being stupid and falling for bullshit
not literally mind control
better yet
I would go with witch's lament and become incomprehensible
Go to a store
take some shit
put it at the till
"I'll use card"
Use an expired card
use witch's lament to make them see that it's valid
🙂
Become a walking LSD trip
fucking
slenderman
amke peopel see static when they look at me
I would probably just make myself invisible in most cases and walk aroudn dressed fem without worries 
wtf is that XD
not darktide, i can tell you that much
excuse me but do somoene have a video that explain how to download mods on balatro ?


Me and Skyler if we were objects
Btw it's emojis from camps me and Skyler compete in together
Me and smart watch didn't compete together in TCE tho
I quit the camp and then a few days after Skyler debuted
Someone in #⚙・modding-general might have one
oh thanks my bad
1 winged nub
Bologna Tony breaking the game.
Wingless fly could take that to a googol
remember, when you're changing your tires, make sure the four you're going to replace them with are actually in your premesis before removing the old tires from the car
yeah idk why you'd start work without all the tools
premisis i think idfk
ah
that was my mistake to begin with for not checking to make sure ALL the old tires were in my car before i left

no thoughts inside that empty head
OMG, Super Auto Balatro reference!?
the naughty jokers….
II MENTIONED
what about I II II L?
oh my lord, is this loss
turns out this beefy Lych (on normal) isn't that bad, I was scared of the 300% hp modification
this looks like an archaic ranked boss strat
now do elite
Might do actually, the extra money is pretty good
why’d you sav spam without temple
lych
what about it
it sucks the buff and heals a lot
Then how did Lych heal a whole bar and a half in my previous attempt? The only buff I had was from the VTSG
i could’ve sworn it was only permanent buffs
uh
temporary*
did uou sell something
cuz those heal lych
Actually, it isn't necessarily just temporary ones, it also heals itself with village buffs iirc
, I was just doing fine until bam, h e a l
Me neither, but tbf, I haven't played in a long time and I don't play frequently
name of the game
nubby's number factory
mamarre
Bro you could have had a googol
Whatever round you got to the NoV on was going to a googol
The only way to get there is by multis, so fly was going off and you ended it
rip
Need in inf combo
I love it
more board clears than shots???
It will be a game… idrk much about it tbf
It looks okay ish… I mean I definitely wouldn’t play it lol
Looks like you’d be in the game for ages exploring but then die instantly when u see an enemy
Jimbros...
i haven't played it yet
it's a great game highly recommend
I remember when it was called Cave Story
it's a story in a cave?
Super underrated
Blud didnt read the meme
wait...
wait...
wait...
cave story is peak
For real, it's at the core of so many different games nowadays
balrog my beloved
I love l4d2 mods
I used to have the 'tourettes guy' replace the audio for the tank 🙄 😅
detroit become human has been on steam for 5 YEARS and i didnt know???? what
I never understood why these things make me laugh so much, my brain is rotten
dumb question time
what would ya do with a dollar?
And what would you do with a dollar? I'll assume you have a better answer to that question
Do a backflip with a dollar in my pocket
Grab a sharpie and put 308 0s after it so I have infinite money and can split it into a real infinite dollar
guys, if the value of currency is always depreciating due to inflation then why can't we perpetually short-sell it to make infinite money?
I wouldn't be able to give you a coherent answer according to the argument you put forward.
Yk, maybe thats why love is priceless, because it doesnt exist and theres 0 increase due to inflation
i hate having to log into my microsoft account for any reason whatsoever
It's shit, I understand you
why are their login flows still so ass in the year of our lord 2025
Real
i once lost access to a VSCode extension im maintaining because i logged in with github instead of the username and password and their support had to get a person to manually fix some ownership info in their database to restore my write access to my vs marketplace publisher
and now i wanna get back to playing minecraft, logging in took me 10x as long as downloading the game and getting back my old mods
I don't remember the last time I logged into Microsoft, it was probably over 3 years ago, but I do remember that it was horrible, and I'm sure I don't want to touch that account again
logging into microsoft contributed to me switching permanently to linux
Short selling works by borrowing a share and then selling it for the money and then buying at a later date for hopefullyless than you sold it for. So if I borrow a share, I sell it for $20, the share price drops to $15, then I pay for it, so I made $5. (The reason people are allowed to borrow shares is that when you're borrowing it, you're paying interest on the share, so you will lose money if the stock value stays the same price. It has to go down enough for you to make money.)
If I borrow $20 and the value of the money goes down, I still have to pay them $20 back.
Sorry, I had to make the joke
where im from, a lot of people buy usd from a bank, hold it until our currency drops, exchange it to local currency on the black market then sell it back to banks at a profit
don't know if it counts as short selling, feels more like fraud™️
It's technically shorting
If my three neurons understood correctly, short selling wouldn't work to "combat" inflation because you'd always have to pay a higher price one way or another, or would it all directly lead to the same thing?
So the way currency exchanging works is that often times the fees and the time scales are too long for shorting to work. If I take a $700 loan, I will spend more money in exchange fees and loan interest than I would be making. But if I'm in like Turkey and money's dropping so fast that I beat the interest and fees, then I would be making money.
Inflation is just printing more money. Like we have to print money because people lose money, our money gets damaged like we can't just have the same amount of bills, because that'd be deflation, and that's bad, like real bad.
Also people are making more stuff. Like there's more things that cost money now, then there were when we were cavemen, so we need more money to represent all that stuff.
Minecraft movie
Inflation isn't a bad thing. Ideally, you want it to be as low as possible, but it isn't that bad. It's only a bad thing when it's fast or when things aren't matching it. Like if it's fast, then, and I have a thousand dollars in a bank account and the value of my money drops by fifty percent, I just lost fifty percent of my money while also having the same money. With things keeping up it's like being paid $7 an hour and the value of money decreases by half. I'm still being paid the same amount but that actually 50% less for the same work.
Like there's a lot of stuff that isn't that bad. Like debt. The US has too much debt, but the issue is not that we have to pay it back. The issue having to pay interest on that debt.
Inflation is natural, but when it outscales the economy, thats when shit goes south
This is so misunderstood. like >90% of US debt is bonds
Villager CGI
I owe you [in Three Stooges - A Merry Mix Up (1957)]
and over 60% is owned by american citizens
There's a lesson in economics to he had here but 11pm on Saturday night is not the time
I just hope others bought the dip in the market
it's like 85% now post covid iirc
Securities are very funny to me, because I'm paying myself. If I buy a 10 year bond, I'm still paying the government taxes. Which is a pretty big source of the government's income. Then the government pays me the interest on their bond and also repays the bond using the tax income I'm paying.
And somehow we both benefit
(The somehow, is that money being used is way better than money is sitting around)
Because you're investing. The goivernemt is spending that money and giving you a little bit back
By the way, Trump posted "now is a good time to buy" on truth social before cutting the tariffs, which like, is a brand new form of like "public insider trading" that I can't comprehend.
It's like taking out money on your line of credit (7% interest) and investing it in a 20% return fund
Is it insider trading if he says it publicly? I'm not a lawyer but what
don't even know any more
Because anyone with the most basic degree of economic understanding knows that the S&P will recover, and there are very few times when you can get a 12% discount on stocks
Some people panic sell, which is why you buy the dip. It's free money
Oh yeah, I understand that the S&P drafts too much, I don't understand what telling people to blindly buy stocks, before making a policy change that increases it, is. I just don't know what that is.
It's knowing the tariff negotiations are nearing a close, and now is a good time to invest
Insider trading is theft, it's just like a rigging a fight, but what it happens when you rig a fight, then let everyone know to pick the right guy.
This isn't saying "company X is about to be sued for whayever" it's just saying what anybody with any skin in the game already knows
This is just making me wanna watch The Big Short again
He's winning the tariff war, the market is already rebounding.
The entire issue with Trump's tariff plans is that they're adding a whole lot of instability to the markets, which means people don't know what to do. Long term market will still go up, but people don't know anything in the short term. Like Trump could have increased tariffs instead of dropping them like he did, we don't know what trump was going to do until he did it. Which means that telling people beforehand is giving them information that other people don't know, which is insider trading. My question, is about whether or not telling people publicly is insider trading..
I'm not surprised because I'm invested and I bought the dip
Do you want one of these to help you with how hard you're reaching?
you just lost THE GAME
"Is telling the public what is going to happen to the stock market insider trading?"
This might be the dumbest take I've heard all year.
There's a difference between saying "I'm going to cut tariffs" and saying "you should buy stocks now" without any context.
Context was the S&P was down 12%
Yeah, that's a great time to buy
The context is he was making trade agreements when he posted that
Like he was actively meeting global leaders when he posted that. I don't think he needs to be hit with any actual charges from this. I just think we need to have a stance on it.
Yeah, the global market is down, he's meeting with leaders, getting things resolved, and he says to invest.
Buy the dip
I did do it indeed, second try guideless
I don't use tobacco
Let's say to work for ford motor company and I know that they're going to buy stellantis, if I say "buy ford stock", that is insider trading.
The reason this isn't "buy the dip". Is because in the short term, we don't know what's going to happen, but when trumped posted that he knew what was going to happen in the short term.
He didn't say buy 'company' stock. He said it was a good time to invest
Lol the stock market has a slight downturn to the same level of August 2024, and it's treated like the apocalypse.
Nobody said anything when it was drastically lower in 2020-2024. That was fine, but this slight dip now is the time to worry?
Please, explain that to me
Trump as a person, thinks loyalty to him is one of the most important qualities of people. I forgot who said it but they're in trump's circle that said "you should be loyal to the president, not america". He posted it on truth social as a reward for his supporters. He didn't make any public releases. He posted it on the social media site that he owns with people on it that like him.
Okay so you're judging by feelings and secondhand reports
You can think that's a fine thing to do. I don't think he's evil for being nice to his supporters. But it's still pretty insider to me without being illegal
I don't imagine that if insider trading is occurring we'd know one way or another based on what or wasn't said publicly, bigwigs are already billions up whilst we're still scratching our heads
Well he's giving finical advice to his followers in real time on his social media site which is ucky but not a crime
It is occurring. It's legal for congress. How else is Nancy Pelosi worth $220m with an annual salary of $174k
Youbare reaching so hard it hurts
I think people in government should not be able to own any stocks. Other than bonds with the government.
Interesting. I'm not in the US so forgive. Does this not reduce trust? What effect does that have?
Check out QuiverQuant. It's a fund that follows the trades of members of congress and the senate.
Nancy Pelosi has a track record of beating the market, which is bad
I agree. The founding fathers saw government service as a duty, not a path to wealth
Not just beating it. Crushing it. But she is allowed to insider trade.
It's literally legal for congressmembers.
Trump is actively trying to shut down these self-enrichment schemes in government.
The issue is that how quickly it dropped, not how much it dropped. A slow decline just means we're not doing so hot. A fast decline means something fucked up.
If bonds are backed "by the full faith of the American govt", and yet people can legally behave wildly with it, could this erode trust, and weaken the us bond market significantly?
I just wonder how much abuse a system can take before it implodes
Or maybe it's just working as intended.
Trump wants to centralize power to himself and people who like him. The insider trading is now moved to Trump and the people who like him instead of the government and the people who work in it.
This tweet pretty much sums it up, if you don't fight back against what trump is doing. He's going to help you. He wants to help people who like him, I don't think that's evil. I just think that's how you make an oligarchy.
America has never defaulted on a bond
what
That tweet is insane
Russia be like: hey we didn't either- oh no
Yea... we stopped being subtle a while ago. They posted an AI studio ghibli tweet about arresting some person, I think that person was arrest for a good reason, but still crazy for the government of the united states to go on twitter and say "we arrested this guy let's go laugh at him now."
hear me out
brother that is a shape
yeah but those curves
Out of context moment
are you trying fuck a basketball too? fuck you mean "those curves"
LYCH
if there's a hole...
eh that's about average
How are you meant to buy the dip if all of your spare cash is being gobbled up by more tax and increased cost of living
holy shit is that quincy son of quincy
no im quincy of pack quincy 😠
Whew!
can I borrow a dollar
Just this once 🙂
How do I never get kidney stones ever the fuck ever
Kidney Goblins mine your kidneys while you sleep
Oh for gods sake
Typical goblin things
I wish
Please answer the following prompt:
What is a dream you'll never forget ?
Flying
It’s funny you ask this because I just had a crazy dream last night
It may or may not be connected to my staying up late playing video games while running a very high fever
Are you sure?
One time I had a dream when the game “Granny” became popular that I was in the game, and then, I had another follow up dream of the same thing, except I escaped into an apocolypse at my camp
Or smthing
Idk I forgot
imagine getting political on a gambling discord server
this game's really hard
Yesterday night, I dreamt I was watching an obscure movie about a baby chameleon who was so smart he could murder people by psychically altering their biology. He proceeds to randomly murder a man but quickly becomes close to his daughter. Years later, the girl finds out he killed her father and tries to drown him but he manages to kill her by making her cry out her bodily fluids. While the credits play, the world is shown to be overrun with chameleons.
I write stories from nightmares I've had.
Sick
Lol
One of my better ones is "my brother died when we were young, but he kept talking"
I don't have a brother.
Weird ass dream, but made for a good story
I had a dream where I was in darkest dungeon and got shot in the head
I had a dream
Sounds like one of those r/nosleep stories tbh
At least the way it’s worded
Lots of cheese?
Sleep paralysis is wild
'The hag'...
The Pattern Screamer
I try to go beyond the whole 'creeping shadows and spindly figures' and lean more into existential horror
Bros Martin luther king but past tense
Be interested to read anything of yours!
Dm me
I drew the cane from Norembridge
this is how i feel after doing the stanley parable 4 hour baby challenge
he looks sad to be alive
im super late to this but i had a dreamt that my best friend asked me out a few years ago
Hanging out in the living room with my wife and 2 kids when the lamp starts to look strange
hey guys, Im trying to make a custom rune based magic system, and was wondering if anyone could help test some example spells to see if they can guess what the spell would do based off the values for a few categories?
So like i have 7 categories, i will assign each a value, and you tell me what you think the spell would (logically) do based off those values.
Also sorry that this question is kinda out of place, i figured i would have the best chance with indie game communities im in
I speak for EVERYONE when I say manchicken is that dude
Ahahahahh
The cylinder cannot be damaged in the process
so funny to beat this guy over and over
🏳️🌈 🌟 Martin Luther Queen ✨ 🫳
Martin Luther Kinged
imma try the 4x4 vault door again
that actually sounds like something that goes beyond “big scary monster”
if you’re down to dm me it id be happy to read
Man, I miss jacksepticeye's old videos.
It's not even the energy or yelling it's the editing style. Back then the most editing was maybe a sound effect or like a stock image on screen.
Now there's constant zooming and visual effects and sound effect for every movement of his hands and it's just so overstimulating.
turns out i was overthinking it a lot
this is the core mechanism
it is a lot less complicated than i thought itd be
where's the 4x4
ok
its lowkey kinda elegant
problem is the actuation is at the top
should be an easyfix
Ong
g fucking g
its actually smaller than my 3x3
it has a uniform closing
the opening is slightly desynced







