🃏・off-topic

[west hatch]

alr then

with learning chords

[prime mantle]

I'm good

I'll learn on my own

[west hatch]

alr

if u need help theres a bunch of covers on yt

[odd oxide]

Not like one of the most overplayed riffs

😭 😭 😭 😭

[prime mantle]

If i need help

i'll ask either my gf's mom who plays guitar
or my gf who is great at finding stuff (and probably already found stuff lmfao)

[edgy salmon]

HOLY SHIT

https://youtu.be/uxo2xIBe_0Y?si=oLdBR-BIOqiK20g7

[west hatch]

its cos its like

[prime mantle]

they're not dire wolves

[west hatch]

u play 3 strings

n thats it

[edgy salmon]

Prove it liberals

[odd oxide]

The reporting around it is really sensationalist

State of journalism

But I think that this is like a pretty important milestone

[west hatch]

u have any good songs to play

[edgy salmon]

thank you for sharing my excitement curry

[west hatch]

i wanna leanr sum new stuff

[odd oxide]

Btw they are really fucking cute!!!

[odd oxide]

Smth smth Geordie greep

Idk

[prime mantle]

it's jut white puppy

these are better

[merry solstice]

Rate the view pls👉👈

If it fuckin loads

[west hatch]

im planning to learn piledriver waltz by arctic monkeys

[odd oxide]

Playing god is so fucking fun

😩

[west hatch]

dude all the covers of it look sick

i cant learn it tho

only chance of me playing guitar is when i go to my friends house

too broke to afford my own 💔

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/gNGlbB4Gbyo

This shit so peak

[icy igloo]

chicken jockey

[odd oxide]

Audience erupts

[edgy salmon]

honestly if bringing dire wolves back from a 13k year extinction doesnt give a scientist a god complex i dont know what would

[west hatch]

thats nt what he meant 😭

[edgy salmon]

ah i dont read chat

[odd oxide]

That is what I meant

[edgy salmon]

HAHA

[odd oxide]

But ok

[edgy salmon]

IM SMARTY

i got that big brain

we should make a million dire wolves and militarize them I see no way that this could go wrong and become ineffective

anyways i gotta go to my STUPID CLASSES NOW

where we talk about math and stuff and not cool stuff like this server does

[odd oxide]

Maths is cool

[west hatch]

dawg

i wish i could take my laptop to school

that way

if im done w work in class

hop on bltro!!!

[edgy salmon]

i like algebra ig

but im doing geometry rn

[odd oxide]

Wow I didn't know monster cans had a matte texture

[west hatch]

geometry is somewhat ez

what u learnin

[odd oxide]

I'm supposed to be good at math

But I don't actually like it

[west hatch]

why not

i just see maths aas a way to get thru problems

really helps w wjat i deal w rn\

especially balatro

[shy veldt]

for...?

[shy veldt]

yeah I gave up drawing normally after allat

[west hatch]

wdym for

[shy veldt]

Like take them for??

[west hatch]

a date or smth idk

ur choice ig

[shy veldt]

oh

[odd oxide]

That's crazy

[shy veldt]

I thought you meant like powerscaling

smh

I was like, tf is Misato gonna do, cry to the nearest mech pilot that Levy is out to cap her?

[west hatch]

😭

i mena powerscaling yea

revy easily takes the win

but for beauty 👀

[shy veldt]

man you're not scoring that

besides the correct option is to put them both in Baiser's white room

:3

[odd oxide]

Chat what's your favourite youtuber

[edgy salmon]

markiplier

[west hatch]

multiplayer

[edgy salmon]

AYE

[west hatch]

u spelt it wrong

market gardener

[edgy salmon]

multi pliers

[west hatch]

market buyers

[edgy salmon]

marketable tires

[prime mantle]

depends on the can

[west hatch]

marble choirs

do yall fw smii7y

[edgy salmon]

never heard of such a thing

[west hatch]

youtuber

[prime mantle]

🙏 always

[odd oxide]

Connections
Puzzle #667
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦

[west hatch]

holy

2016

dide he do cs at the time

csgo

[prime mantle]

yeah

[odd oxide]

Pink moster

I know what you are

[prime mantle]

it was his vacation montage, some gta stuff

the dark era

[west hatch]

dawg

i started watching him during quarntine

did i miss anycrucial lore

[prime mantle]

miniladd became a pedo xdd

[edgy salmon]

THEYRE DOING JIHAD STUFF HELP

[odd oxide]

So tired of the

Oh she doesn't use autotune she's so talented

And especially that clip

In agt or smth

Where the guy goes that's why you use autotune and I dont

[west hatch]

what

[odd oxide]

Autotune is good actually

[west hatch]

who

[odd oxide]

Everyone uses autotune (or rather, pitch correction) and music sounds better because of it

Even great vocalists like Adele

[prime mantle]

im ngl

autotune sucks

[edgy salmon]

okay lynn

[edgy salmon]

Lynn is

[prime mantle]

?

[west hatch]

lynn what is this

whats w the jihad stuff

[edgy salmon]

😈

[prime mantle]

fuck if i know

[edgy salmon]

yeah lynn

[west hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-mark-grayson-nolan-grayson-gif-6480547052217762637

[edgy salmon]

are you shore

[odd oxide]

This meme is so ass

[prime mantle]

are you 12

[edgy salmon]

it is

[west hatch]

are you sure?

[edgy salmon]

but its so funny

[west hatch]

close

[odd oxide]

I can tell

[edgy salmon]

no im just immature

[prime mantle]

I can tell

[edgy salmon]

then whyd you ask

[west hatch]

ok how old am i

[prime mantle]

just to make sure

[odd oxide]

14 or smth probably

Doubt you're any older

[west hatch]

dude im doing finals

im in hs bro 💔

[prime mantle]

yeah but it's not that pink monster

[odd oxide]

14 year olds are in highschool that checks out?

[west hatch]

what

they are?

[edgy salmon]

what high school are you going to bro

[west hatch]

arent they middle?

[edgy salmon]

yes

[odd oxide]

No?

[edgy salmon]

in my country they are

[west hatch]

dawg hs is 16-18

[edgy salmon]

yea

[west hatch]

oh shi im a freshman

wth

[odd oxide]

It's like 14-17 hello?

[west hatch]

what school do u go to 😭

hs has 3 yrs

[edgy salmon]

not for us cus me and 🥀 live in awesome places

[west hatch]

i am adressed as a 🥀

[odd oxide]

Nvm not interested in untangling regional differences

[west hatch]

thats amazing

[west hatch]

wait so am i a frshman or sophomore

[prime mantle]

you are gay

[west hatch]

dawg all ik is im yer 11

[prime mantle]

[west hatch]

if theyre asian sure

[edgy salmon]

i dropped out year 10 and year 11 💯

[odd oxide]

Crazy

[west hatch]

arent u in college

[edgy salmon]

hell no bro

whered you get that idea

im not smart enough for college

[odd oxide]

I love college

[odd oxide]

Why are you gay

[edgy salmon]

this brain barely made it through grade 10 bro istg

[prime mantle]

technically every relationship i'm in is straight

unless i'm dating another agender

[edgy salmon]

okay

[west hatch]

idk

i remember someone telling me abt college n uni

and how t evade taxes

[edgy salmon]

im not going to college either way college is for dummies

and people who can afford it

real mfs go to uni

[west hatch]

what is college for anyway

[prime mantle]

depends where you're from

america - to give you forever debt
everywhere else - knowledge

[edgy salmon]

if you're from canada its also debt

[edgy salmon]

I dont know

[west hatch]

all my malaysian friends are leaving schoo for college

cos apparently its cheap?

[odd oxide]

Can't relate

[edgy salmon]

all I know is that if I'm gonna take out a student loan it's gonna be for university so I'll actually have a chance in hell of paying it off

[odd oxide]

The cheap part that is

[edgy salmon]

I've never met someone who went to college and got a good job

except for my dad but he dropped out of college

[west hatch]

arent most college students athletes

[odd oxide]

No

[edgy salmon]

not that I know of no

[prime mantle]

busta whymes

[jaunty temple]

one more day until my steam deck arrives and i can play the silly game :)

[odd oxide]

Ok I think I fully grasp perspective now

that's pretty cool

[edgy salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1300083900567257169/caption.gif

[jaunty temple]

thats a silly cat

[edgy salmon]

I will return tomorrow to ask you about your steam deck and steam deck related matters

[peak goblet]

I love the steam deck

[odd oxide]

whenever i hear deck i think of schaeffers deck sealant

[edgy salmon]

whenever I hear deck I think about my deck

[prime mantle]

it's so hard to keep my deck dry

[peak goblet]

220 hours on balatro on steam deck

[prime mantle]

my wife doesn't wanna touch my deck

prefers my neighbours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m--3_c5pAs

fantastic

[odd oxide]

relate

[peak goblet]

Oh yeah I love that video

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIAebl2tIg

[prime mantle]

wack

awful movie that should've flopped but it didn't

should've been a second morbius

[odd oxide]

ikr

its going to make over a billion

this is so sad

[tough pawn]

eh i thought it was pretty alright

still not worthy of a cinema visit

but not bad enough to warrant the title of a second morbid

[oak citrus]

Business exects don't understand irony views, we're going to get a fortnite movie starring John Cena because of this

[prime mantle]

it stars jack black
that warrants a title of a second morbius

[peak goblet]

Nah this would be fire icl

[oak citrus]

The execution would not live up to the idea

[peak goblet]

It wouldn’t hit it would be hilarious

[tough pawn]

yeah okay i'll give you that, they shouldn't have starred the popular guys for those roles

[peak goblet]

But*

[tough pawn]

and also isn't john cena in fortnite

[peak goblet]

He is tbf

[prime mantle]

it's fine to have popular people
Just not jack black

[tough pawn]

it would make sense for him to be in the movie if so

[prime mantle]

or mamo

[tough pawn]

though if they wanted to make a good one they'd star someone as honest

no esy

JONESY

[peak goblet]

Yeah but like it would also make sense for the other thousand people that are fortnite lol

In Fortnite*

[tough pawn]

we... are fortnite

[oak citrus]

This nite is so fort

[west hatch]

ppl still play fortnite?

[odd oxide]

i mean fortnite never had the austerity of minecraft

[peak goblet]

First we fort, then we nite. Let’s Fortnite!

[odd oxide]

so like a bastardisation of an adaptation

would kind of suit the source material

simply put fortnite lowkey wack

[prime mantle]

it would just be shittier hunger games

[oak citrus]

They make a fortnite movie, but it's about the zombie/defense mode

[tough pawn]

"jonesy, you go left. raven team leader, you go right. john cena, go middle, ninja turtles..."
15 hours of naming characters later
"and eminem... just be eminem. together, we are... fortnite."

[peak goblet]

I mean the game genre is ligerally based off of a movie called battle royals which is just an Asian version of hunger games

[prime mantle]

raven team leader, shake that thing

[peak goblet]

Battle royale *

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/raven-team-leader-fortnite-fortnite-dance-party-hips-raven-gif-15432055944711874221

[oak citrus]

It should honestly be a zoomer musical with all the dances

[tough pawn]

GET OU- 🔥 🗣️ (i would too)

[prime mantle]

just watch free guy

[peak goblet]

I’d love to see hack black as jonesy doing the default Dance that’d go crazy

Jack*

[odd oxide]

hack black

😭

i mean he has chops

[prime mantle]

anyone but him man

[odd oxide]

but like

[tough pawn]

someone redraw balatro hack as jack black

[odd oxide]

him having fun is not an excuse for like really shit performances

like if we are being for real

[peak goblet]

Lol

[odd oxide]

his line deliveries for the minecraft movie are awful and ridiculous

[tough pawn]

"first we mine, then we craft. now, let's MINECRAFT!"
everyone in the theater: https://youtu.be/SV_tXVpQG9M

[peak goblet]

I mean… who can blame the man tbf… he’s just being given the most random roles in the most random films with literally 0 plot, why not just do whatever you want lol

And it’s not like that line was made by him lol

[odd oxide]

still havent gotten my tickets

[prime mantle]

keep it taht way

[sour pilot]

@prime mantle thats such a cute puppy

[prime mantle]

https://fixvx.com/casserole_txt/status/1908819306411930106?t=ftIcJXOMqWfmWDXHkOj7mQ&s=19

costco frotdog 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ (@[e-mail])

this has filled me with a sorrow i simply cannot describe

QRT: MeteorMutt
https://t.co/2822GKPeBD

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 6, 2025, 9:49 AM

his ball :c

[odd oxide]

this is so sad

[sour pilot]

🥺 awwww

[queen wind]

chicken jockey

[vagrant hollow]

Must... resist...!

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-crying-matpat-crying-funny-fnaf-guy-gif-1049312914968647448

[west hatch]

turker

[odd oxide]

anyone here using discord light mode?

or is it just me

[edgy salmon]

Im not, sorry

[prime mantle]

i knew you were a giga weirdo

[odd oxide]

WHAT

😭

fake

[west hatch]

ive never seen lght mofde

what does it look like

[edgy salmon]

White

[prime mantle]

bad

[odd oxide]

it looks fine

[edgy salmon]

I don't mind it I just prefer dark mode

[glossy fulcrum]

ball loss

[odd oxide]

i also have saturation at 0%

so everything looks a bit cleaner

btw that feature is so shit

for accessibility

it doesnt apply to any media

[west hatch]

looks

lika a flasnbang

[glossy fulcrum]

never heard that one before

[west hatch]

mb

[glossy fulcrum]

imo light mode looks best but i dont use it because eye strain

[west hatch]

looks like my white friiends legs

[odd oxide]

nah im really pale but lightmode makes me look

quite tanned in comparison

[west hatch]

u should see my friend

his leg

[odd oxide]

🧐

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe because light mode is white and not skin_tone_1

[west hatch]

funnny guy

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-explosion-boom-scary-gif-12698863077075531789

[edgy salmon]

Is it me

[west hatch]

yea

it is you

[edgy salmon]

Awesome

[west hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[stone gust]

not me using it for nostalgia (light theme was the only one that existed growing up for me)

[odd oxide]

damn thats like

really early discord

bro is ancient

[tough pawn]

i hate you

[stone gust]

even on like skype and stuff

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[stone gust]

idek if skype had a dark mode

[odd oxide]

also wow another furry

[stone gust]

furry on a road trip

[glossy fulcrum]

miau

[prime mantle]

what, i just get fucking ignored?

[west hatch]

boykisser

[prime mantle]

s m h

[prime mantle]

ouppy

[stone gust]

[odd oxide]

this server is probably like

half furry

[prime mantle]

it's an indie roguelike

[glossy fulcrum]

im not!!!

[prime mantle]

high chances of being furry

[west hatch]

im not

[odd oxide]

yet!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

im like half furry

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[prime mantle]

that counts

[west hatch]

whats a half furry

[glossy fulcrum]

cat boy

[prime mantle]

cat ears and tail

and shit

[odd oxide]

fur-curious?

[stone gust]

boys are cool

[prime mantle]

boys are dope

[west hatch]

ohh

[prime mantle]

men are yucky

[glossy fulcrum]

so true

[west hatch]

PEDO

[glossy fulcrum]

men are not yucky though

[west hatch]

anyway

[stone gust]

hol up

[odd oxide]

can you believe elon said that he was furcurious

[stone gust]

WHAT

[glossy fulcrum]

im a big men fan

[stone gust]

he said what

[prime mantle]

ok man

[glossy fulcrum]

yea

slay or something

hes still a bad person tho

[west hatch]

there was this furry in my school

[odd oxide]

wasnt there like a rumor

[west hatch]

him and his friend

[odd oxide]

that he was in the babyfur community

[west hatch]

"explred each others backdoors"

[odd oxide]

yeah thats crazy

[west hatch]

they got kicked

[odd oxide]

good for them

oh nvm

not good for them

[glossy fulcrum]

what a goober

[stone gust]

bad dragon trying to get their sales in

[west hatch]

dude it was during school 😭

[odd oxide]

Thats crazy

[west hatch]

like in the school bathroom even

[prime mantle]

tmi dude

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

[odd oxide]

i mean the bathroom is probably the most demure place

but also

what the fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

its not surprising

imo

[stone gust]

[odd oxide]

crazy how they did a collab with meatcanyon

[west hatch]

boykisser

[odd oxide]

that actually works out really well

a grotesque meatcanyon product for your meatcanyon

[stone gust]

idk wut meatcanyon is

[odd oxide]

animation youtuber

[stone gust]

oh that checks out

[glossy fulcrum]

he also does commentary i think

hes a quirky guy

[stone gust]

[prime mantle]

[odd oxide]

no nitor

this is so sad

[stone gust]

no mikey this is so not right

[west hatch]

f1 reference

[odd oxide]

speaking of furries in school

yall remember the

litterbox thing?

that joe rogan believed

[prime mantle]

yeah

hilarious

[odd oxide]

that might be his greatest moment as an intellectual

hilarious indeed

wasnt there also one were it was like

furries were pouncing and biting people

and they were protesting it

but theres like zero evidence

[prime mantle]

i try not to pay attention to them ngl so idk

[odd oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter_boxes_in_schools_hoax

damn

[west hatch]

what litterbox

[prime mantle]

weirdoes decided to spread a false rumor that classes are stocking litter boxes for studentry who identify as cats

[west hatch]

woah

it happened in 2021

[stone gust]

that hoax gained so much traction where i lived that people were pulling their kids out of schools over the stories

[west hatch]

all i did then was roblox and thats it

[prime mantle]

yeah

Only time cat litter was put in a class room was in late 2010s

[west hatch]

2021 was still quarantine no?

[odd oxide]

pretty sure most of the us were only absent from schools for like

about 6 months

[stone gust]

it was more recent here and its still ongoing

[prime mantle]

I genuinely think that if at any point you spread rumors of a hoax and you're in any position of power, you should be immediately sacked and barred from being in any position of power

[stone gust]

well yea

[west hatch]

rumors bad

lie

[oak citrus]

So true

[west hatch]

your lie in april 🔥

[stone gust]

valterri this is james

[odd oxide]

this year's april fools was lame as fuck

but like

[prime mantle]

it gets lamer and lamer every year

[odd oxide]

lowkey maybe we should retire april fools

or like

[prime mantle]

because the rest of the fucking year is just such a fucking joke

[odd oxide]

make it biennial

[west hatch]

im not supposed to be in this convo im too young abt "retirement"

havent even gotten a job yet 💔

[odd oxide]

quadrennial

[stone gust]

i got paid $20k cause of quarantine at my workplace over 2021

[prime mantle]

i got fucked out of mine

[odd oxide]

even

[west hatch]

odd

[odd oxide]

extra? or like you got really fucked over

[prime mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcI8sfwxvIs

[stone gust]

laid off

[odd oxide]

damn

[stone gust]

and the govt basically took over the cheques

[west hatch]

my dad was forcedto still go to work

[stone gust]

but like we also have ei here so people have protection from layoffs

[west hatch]

eventually we all got covid 😷

[odd oxide]

ive never gotten covid

im too powerful

[stone gust]

if it wasnt for covid my mom wouldnt be anti vax

thats a long story tho

[west hatch]

do antivax ppl still exist

[prime mantle]

yea

[west hatch]

never see em nowadays

[prime mantle]

unfortunately

[odd oxide]

i mean wasnt there recently a measles outbreak

in like

texas?

[prime mantle]

yup

[odd oxide]

and like 80% or smth of them are unvaxxed

[prime mantle]

which just means they got a time limit now 🙂

[odd oxide]

crazy

[west hatch]

expiry date

[stone gust]

wtf is norovirus

[west hatch]

apparently it sonly in winter

[stone gust]

based

[oak citrus]

Lol no

[west hatch]

🫃
🦵 🚽

[odd oxide]

actually the e6 april fools was pretty fun

[west hatch]

there

[west hatch]

what e6

[odd oxide]

uhh

uhm

ig you can say its a furry image board

[prime mantle]

furry porn site

[odd oxide]

well not exclusively

i guess

[prime mantle]

99%

[west hatch]

uhh i dont hink i wanna know anymore

[prime mantle]

me and the booooooooooys

[odd oxide]

short

[prime mantle]

no,o they're just huige

[oak citrus]

short

[mellow laurel]

I really thought hes urgot

[prime mantle]

cramped

[edgy salmon]

guys I think us off topic enjoyers should create a language so we can talk in code

that way no one will know of our plans for world domination

[oak citrus]

Perks of being short, can fit between many big bois

[odd oxide]

Balatro off topic conlang is crazy

[oak citrus]

It's like morse code but using different pitches of the card sounds

[prime mantle]

yeah man
let's talk about making a new language so we can talk in code
In a public chat

weakest link fr

[glossy fulcrum]

mrow meow mrrp

[odd oxide]

Lmao

[edgy salmon]

we'll delete the messages after we've all learned it LYNN

[prime mantle]

mods can see deleted messages

[odd oxide]

🧐

[prime mantle]

GOOBER

[edgy salmon]

thats why we kill the mods

[prime mantle]

bro really thinks a public discord won't ahve a way to check deleted messages

[glossy fulcrum]

the mods are chill

[edgy salmon]

MR. SMARTY PANTS

[prime mantle]

@m0ds

[edgy salmon]

SNITCH!!!! LYNN IS A SNITCH!!!! 😡 🤬

[prime mantle]

y'all should play darktide

[edgy salmon]

why they look like that

are they gonna fight someone 😰

[prime mantle]

yeah

kill

[edgy salmon]

oh my goodness violence

my mom says I cant play violent video games

[west hatch]

lets play schedule 1 then

theres no violence

[odd oxide]

Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore has gotta be one of my favourite lyrics ever

[west hatch]

trus

[odd oxide]

This shit so beautiful

[prime mantle]

play darktide and get hella violent

never stop swinging

[oak citrus]

Gotta purge the heretic masses somehow

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/2UlBzmRigOU?feature=shared

[odd oxide]

The insults on funny-insults.com are so ass

https://funny-insults.com/top/

Dare I say they're so bad it's good

[oak citrus]

Uhhh, nah. They're just kinda dumb

Like if you said any of these in real life you'd just get laughed at for being cringe

[odd oxide]

Well yes

[queen wind]

especially the rhyming ones like ew

[odd oxide]

I know

[oak citrus]

Fir real lmao

[odd oxide]

Packgod ahh comebacks

[oak citrus]

Lol

[odd oxide]

Google Chrome dome extra chromosome ahh insult

🥀

[oak citrus]

The best IRL "comeback" is just asking the person questions that ground them in reality while being calm. "You okay?" "What are you trying to do?" "Are you seeing yourself right now?"

[odd oxide]

Btw the web design is absolutely awful

[oak citrus]

Truly

Comment section ahh web design

[odd oxide]

Why does it

When I click the icon on the top RIGHT

Bring in a menu from the left

😭 😭 😭

[prime mantle]

https://youtu.be/xTemcPZw8Eo?si=A22FxK-EUXo3DK6b&t=189

@edgy salmon
https://fixvx.com/KrustaceanPlays/status/1909257800896684213?t=W5dOO5-XYPJoMRXNb5ptRg&s=19

🐲 Krust Haddock 🐲 (@[e-mail])

"No ancient dire wolf DNA was actually spliced into the Gray Wolf's genome"

????????? https://t.co/ilYA0jgXOh

QRT: THR
Dire Wolves Have Just Been Brought Back From Extinction — and No This Isn’t Some 'Game of Thrones' Fantasy https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/game-of-thrones-dire-wolves-return-extinction-1236181901/

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2025, 2:51 PM

Found it btw

They didn't splice anything

Just made them big and white

[odd oxide]

This is so sad

[edgy salmon]

same difference who cares

cool big wolves look at that

[prime mantle]

https://fixvx.com/Dinoh555/status/1909280886480044143?t=sig8zMp0XKolgrOxUqpKmg&s=19

Dactylioceras🇵🇸 (@[e-mail])

The Dire "Wolf" was found to belong to a different Genus, AENOCYON, NOT CANIS
https://ora.ox.ac.uk/objects/uuid:c087f6d0-e084-4558-be53-d503697ce140

What they are doing here is modifying wolves to resemble what the braindead ass pop culture thinks Dire "Wolves" looked like

Fucking Posers

Art by Julio Lacerda https://t.co/KX6VimfJmo

QRT: TIME
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species https://ti.me/4jlJB54

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2025, 4:23 PM

[odd oxide]

I mean it's still really cool tech but I don't by the deextinct narrative

[prime mantle]

also like

they have no way to de-extinct shit

like say they do actually make a dire wolf

[edgy salmon]

ok BUDDY watch jurassic park and then tell me that

[prime mantle]

where the fuck are you putting it

you're not gonna have enough of them to not have insane inbreeding issues

this is just designer animals

[prime mantle]

didn't they literally only have them in fucking zoos and at low numbers

[edgy salmon]

no it was an entire island and it had dinosaurs and it was cool

[west hatch]

what if ii put a negative eternal superpositon in ur next run

[edgy salmon]

it wouldnt matter i dont play balatro

[west hatch]

batrlo\

[edgy salmon]

yeah

[odd oxide]

Btw it seems like

The way they are trying to

'de-extinct' the woolly mammoth is just to

Put more hair on elephants?

[prime mantle]

yeah

just make them hairy and tusky

[odd oxide]

It's kinda lame

[prime mantle]

which serves no fucking purpose

[odd oxide]

But not that lame

[prime mantle]

because they won't be able to live in the wild

[odd oxide]

It's still pretty cool

[edgy salmon]

i think its pretty neat

[prime mantle]

let me know when they figure out tails and puppy ears for humans

[west hatch]

dr apartment

[sour pilot]

mr. residence

[odd oxide]

It's definitely within our lifetimes

[edgy salmon]

I want to weaponize animals

funny

[west hatch]

yur they made a manga abt me 😛 😈

[oak citrus]

[west hatch]

us?

[oak citrus]

You know it

[west hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-gif-27378462

[tranquil latch]

[west hatch]

balatbros

super mario balatbros

[odd oxide]

Btw defining meme as a 'unit of culture' is so like

Succinct and big brain

[odd oxide]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2475407-no-the-dire-wolf-has-not-been-brought-back-from-extinction/

A source that isn't Twitter because

Imagine having to use twitter

[sour pilot]

real

[west hatch]

cnn says

its back

[sage crypt]

Hehe

I'm back

How are you @west hatch

[west hatch]

hi jeb

[odd oxide]

CNN 🥀

[west hatch]

i got 18 days till finals chat

[odd oxide]

Journalism is so dead

[west hatch]

ive only revised chem, bio and math

am i finsihed 🥀

[sage crypt]

Nope

What grade you in?

[odd oxide]

Now yes you can make the argument that if it quacks swims and quacks like a duck it is a duck

[west hatch]

grade 10(?)

year 11

[odd oxide]

I'd say that to claim a 'de-extinctiom' you gotta do a bit more than that

[sage crypt]

What you need help wid?

[west hatch]

i dont really need help

its just

im not bothered to revise

[sage crypt]

Then dont

Tf

You got 18 days

[west hatch]

tell that to my parents mate

[odd oxide]

Basically they pups they produced are dire wolf in phenotype only

[sage crypt]

Chill tf out

[west hatch]

my parents r forcing me to cram revise

even if i did for th epast 40 days

dawg i always feel burnt out now 💔

[west hatch]

persona?

https://tenor.com/view/makoto-yuki-persona3-persona-gif-11040887881072923054

[west hatch]

CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️

[odd oxide]

Tomato is a fruit mfs when I tell them that tomato is a vegetable too

[odd oxide]

Ok I read a lot more on this

Basically

Dire wolves aren't back

[drifting gazelle]

dih

[odd oxide]

I assume though that this will have a more significant sequela outside of the wolves themselves

Like this is a pretty impressive tech demo for how powerful gene editing is

[modern heart]

So they didn't bring them back, instead they made a different type of wolf resemble them?

[odd oxide]

Wrapped up in some sensationalist and misinformed marketing

[drifting gazelle]

true that

[odd oxide]

Basically that

[modern heart]

I think that's both more impressive and intimidating lol

Just a bit

[odd oxide]

It's impressive for sure but

The dishonesty and unscientific-ness is disappointing

Not from the media this is to be expected

But from the company too

[west hatch]

dawg i cant read englsh no mo

[gritty talon]

the quality decreases everytime it only gets funnier

[odd oxide]

What does that mean 😭

[west hatch]

im too tired my brain cant comprehend simple language

[glossy fulcrum]

yea totally

[odd oxide]

No more please

[gritty talon]

okay!

[glossy fulcrum]

you dont get it, its super funny

[odd oxide]

Maybe I don't

👴

[glossy fulcrum]

im being sarcastic its repetitive

[odd oxide]

Btw crazy how they didn't publish a paper with the whole marketing push

[neon yacht]

god

[shy veldt]

is dead

hell is full

[neon yacht]

hola

[west hatch]

hi poffor

[neon yacht]

its dead

[neon yacht]

helo use

user

usuario

[shy veldt]

heres how its going rn

[west hatch]

hey its better than calculating for 3 minutes

[shy veldt]

eoagh

[vagrant hollow]

I'm a weirdo and I use YT Music but has anyone else finding out that most of Jack Stauber's songs are just like

Gone

[lilac cave]

Hello

[edgy salmon]

KILL EVERYONE

[vagrant hollow]

I got on after 5 minutes and this is what I see

[prime mantle]

bro, bugs are fucking stupid

[vagrant hollow]

:(

[prime mantle]

how the fuck are you mad at ME that you flew into my room and you're too fucking dumb to figure out a window to get out

bro banged his head on the window then flew straight at me

like bro

go around

[vagrant hollow]

Grab it and dismember it

[prime mantle]

i'm not that cruel

[vagrant hollow]

Punish it for its wrongdoings.

[last dew]

He’s a living legend

[vagrant hollow]

I wanna listen to HiLo, man

I think it may be fine on Spotify but I rather give my data to Google

But for some reason Hilo and most of Pop Food's fucking GONE

He fucking left like

2 albums and maybe a box of scraps

[last dew]

It’s like the rapture, but musicians are only getting into heaven.

We are pheasants to god

[edgy salmon]

yeah

[thick plover]

Not this again

[gritty talon]

i love this so much

[prime mantle]

took me like 20 minutes to make

one of the best 20 minutes invested

[gritty talon]

20 minutes to make absolute peak

worth it

[thick plover]

What is this it doesn't say

Nvm I see

LMO

[prime mantle]

legit will sometimes see an animal video and have a feral need to add random sound effects to them

[whole junco]

I think ima watch the whole thing

[whole junco]

Wow that's pretty long

Whatever ima watch it tomorrow

[limber magnet]

Question: Where should I post to showcase my mod? I didn't get any traction on /r/balatro.

apparently there used to be a mods section here, but I don't see it anymore

[tough pawn]

#1209506514763522108
you don't see this?

[limber magnet]

not until I clicked on the link you posted

weird, but thank you!

[tough pawn]

must not be following the modding category, check if you're following it in "channels & roles"

[prime mantle]

yeah it's not on by default

<@&1133519078540185692> shoot this scammer

[wheat coral]

put it in his head

[limber magnet]

right you are. Really showing my software chops 🤦‍♂️

[tough pawn]

nah it's just a discord moment

[patent geode]

how does discord even allow this

[thick plover]

It's cheese

Yummy

35691394 hours and 19 seconds of cheese is short as hell

[prime mantle]

it has no reason not to

[patent geode]

you need 10^-6 seconds per cheese to get to 29 quintillion cheese, i smell a fake list

[thick plover]

It isnt

It's just fast

[fallen obsidian]

CHAT
JANUARY 2027

[dense salmon]

Walker Scobell

[prime mantle]

[stone gust]

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-talking-animal-puppy-tail-wagging-gif-17945241

[stone gust]

thoughts on the new ghast?

i saw its coming to java

[unique stump]

what did I come back to

[prime mantle]

i don't like the retcon of the lore

but oh well

I much preferred when they were incorporeal and actual ghosts

and not just jellyfish

[modern heart]

I didn't know ghasts had lore lol

[prime mantle]

well i say "lore"

it was in a mob menagerie post

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/ghast
Ghasts are large, incorporeal beings that float around the Nether.

but i guess they don't know what incorporeal means at mojang

In fact, they love the warmth of lava – and if they pass under a lava fall or sink into a pool of the stuff, they’ll slow down a little to enjoy it.
like ok man

[thick plover]

Minecraft

[rose jay]

Plate of steel!!!

[unique stump]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-memes-christmas-jolly-posting-nether-portal-gif-11078748532529499541

[fluid owl]

bitches love Sosa

[vagrant hollow]

Awww

[prime mantle]

damn how did you know

[vagrant hollow]

Idfc about things that aren't this year

[prime mantle]

chat

https://youtu.be/eWzPKrNoSyM?si=z9u9WXzR_LN0Udfs

[vagrant hollow]

The To Catch a Predator movie looks amazing 😋

[potent cliff]

Top 5 games with the most missed potential
(HM) splitgate
Eternal cylinder
Feed and grow fish
Pikmin wip on roblox
Insaniquarium
Spore

No particular order and splitgate is an honorable mention because it's getting a sequel

[prime mantle]

Spore is less missed potential and more just EA not being able to sell 50 million cosmetic packs

[potent cliff]

The term missed potential doesn't refer to the game being lackluster or even the game at all

It just means more should've been done

Feed and grow fish has a game design like no other the only successor I've seen is pikmin wip on roblox and that got taken down multiple times by Nintendo

[prime mantle]

it's why i'm really glad that Adapt is a game taht's being made

[potent cliff]

Just looked it up that's sick

[prime mantle]

also really depressing to see Darkspore gone 😔

[potent cliff]

Idk if I'll play it though because one of the reasons I like spore so much is because it's unique personality

[potent cliff]

That was like the mmo spore right

[prime mantle]

yeah, Adapt is more just creature stage but hella bigger

yeah

where you played as premade creatures but got to customize them a little to change their abilities and stats

loved that shit

🙏 sage main

healed people and had lil buddies

[potent cliff]

That's also another thing too

Majority of my 780 hours were in space stage

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1060
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1060

[wind dock]

Bawk bawk bawk bawk?

[neon yacht]

momos

[prime mantle]

god i love the goofy shit in warhammer

[prime mantle]

yes

[vagrant hollow]

The Jack Stauber reddit's server is actually insane

I now know why Jack stopped being public about his stuff

His fanbase is full of weirdos

He must've taken HiLo away from us because he was tired of our shit

[prime mantle]

nope
we're going even lower

basement time

[drowsy needle]

balala

[potent cliff]

10/10 design

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is the number 42?

[scarlet cipher]

Ain’t that the answer

[dusty lynx]

...so uh...you guys play caves of qud?

[edgy salmon]

it actually started off as an accident I was setting my cat down and I realized I put her down on top of my dog and at first I was like god damn bro I did it again but then I realized
my cat on top of my dog
now i need a mouse to put on top of my cat
then i need a berry to put on top of that mouse
and then i need to put them all on top of a bear
and then there you go i got the food pyramid
and ig i gotta train the cat not the eat the mouse
and the bear not to eat the dog

[gray harness]

• jokerpoker

[fluid owl]

this is my cat Harold I think he’d make a cool joker

he eats all your chips and makes it mult

nom nom nom

[sour pilot]

i'd take him all the way to gold stake

[fluid owl]

he has thumbs

[wheat coral]

0x255 stuntman hc baby

[fluid owl]

yeah beeyatch!

[wheat coral]

all you need is another stuntman after and you're laughing

[fluid owl]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-stare-german-stare-lazzuripo-gif-6339716205091260137

[oak citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-charlie-smiling-friends-picmix-angel-gif-8057644444691301162

[thorny mango]

you're laughing. he just stuntmanned everywhere and you're laughing.

[vale cliff]

Didn’t say human

[versed patrol]

SHE CAME HOME

ALSO HER LC

[tulip oxide]

my seele hypercarry team that i abandoned 2 years ago:

[fair mesa]

Who is this niteshade guy stealing bikes

[pearl flume]

Sorry for the late question, there was a fire and power went out.

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could create a piece of media (videogame, book, movie, ect) what would it be about ?

[shell flint]

i just got the most brilliant idea for the 8 ball card

[vale cliff]

I don’t think anyone’s expecting you to ask questions on a schedule, man

[glossy fulcrum]

video game probabaly

oh about

idk

[pearl flume]

It's the principle

[vale cliff]

I hope you’re safe and no property you owned was damaged or destroyed

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[pearl flume]

Nah it's fine, a rat chewed the wrong cable

Fixed in like 30 minutes

[glossy fulcrum]

idk when i heard fire i thought like big ass fire

[vale cliff]

I’m glad you’re ok

[glossy fulcrum]

but that wouldnt make sense to cause just a power outage

[vale cliff]

Me too

[vale cliff]

Offer to listen to the worldbuilding project I’m working on and hopefully will make into a seven-part book series someday and I’ll talk your ear off about it in DMs

[oak citrus]

I would love to finish my TTRPG. It's about how the y2k apocalypse happened, and collapsed all existing realities into one hyper reality. I would describe it as a genre-fuck ttrpg, where everything can exist. I have the whole system except for how enemies work

[vale cliff]

This sounds really fun

Care to elaborate?

[oak citrus]

Oh uhh, well if you search Hyper Life! on itch.io the last version of the ruleset should be there. Just ignore the first page, it was for a fail ARG lol

[jaunty temple]

per #🎨・fan-art :
a group of five silly guys of mine

[shell flint]

🛋️ moment

[shell flint]

[jaunty temple]

👀

[true karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259158193750151201/1356454617440981172/IMG_20250329_003033.gif

[next sparrow]

ENA inspired designs

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/l7MZPzELB5o

[summer phoenix]

WHATTTTTT

NAT POLY INVIS JOKER I REPEAT NAT POLY INVIS JOKER

[next sparrow]

Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo,

Window! Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo,

Waldo. Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo,

LOL my friend trying to find the BPM of it

[tepid pebble]

wow

should i buy it

[next sparrow]

why is this in off topic

[tepid pebble]

why not

[next sparrow]

erm i dunno

[vale cliff]

Chicken jockey

[odd oxide]

Zackscott is at like his 10th elephant commission or smth

Pro

Bro forgot to say thank you

[proud wharf]

God gooner

[untold eagle]

buy the dip

[odd oxide]

With what funds

🧐

[untold eagle]

with one cent

[shy veldt]

chat this shits been calculating for 4 hours wadfu

[maiden horizon]

https://youtu.be/d4KOBJFW-L8?si=Z1HxqXSEF37jKKAS

[maiden horizon]

This game is really interesting.

[tough pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844

[sharp mist]

<@&1133519078540185692> I was contacted by someone that was potentially a scam from this server. How do I proceed?

[leaden jetty]

DM me a screenshot

[sullen portal]

DM

Yeah DM GLUK

[coral wigeon]

Hmmm

What do y'all think

[edgy salmon]

CHEW ON PENS
CHEW ON PENS
CHEW ON PENS
CHEW ON PENS

[odd oxide]

Incomprehensible

[odd oxide]

Chat does your oc do drugs

[west hatch]

yes (im my oc)

[wind dock]

Lalala lava chi chi chi chicken Steve's lava chicken yea it's tasty as he'll ooh mamacita now I'm ringing the bell

[odd oxide]

chat what should i build

[wind dock]

Chicken jockey

[odd oxide]

no

[edgy salmon]

Wheat field

I love wheat

[odd oxide]

i can do that

itll connect the builds too actually

[odd oxide]

imma build a tree

watch this

[west hatch]

what f instead of being able to sell the copy ards for an increased price, it copies how much t increases the price of the egg

[winter talon]

would make the swashbuckler irritating

[tranquil imp]

is this too many tags?

[regal forge]

No

[tranquil imp]

if my math is right thats over 10,000,000 tags

[regal forge]

You'll never have enough vouchers

[regal forge]

For maximum nonsense we could make it depend on which one is directly copying egg

...I needed a reason to post this other one

[winter talon]

im not reading that but thanks for the anya memes i have stolen both

[regal forge]

My pleasure

[odd oxide]

i forgor how to build one

but i think i did ok

another angle

[west hatch]

terraforming?

thats acc sick

idk how to terrafomr

[odd oxide]

hills are actually really simple to terraform

cliffs are a bit more clamplicated

[west hatch]

i always overthink eveyrthing when it comes to terraforming

which is ironic since i used to get A's for art

[odd oxide]

i do pretty well in art class too

[empty silo]

ive been obssesed w nubbys number factory

[odd oxide]

my attempt at painting (i suck)

i mean if you stand 10 feet away

it looks pretty good

[west hatch]

that acctually looks great

one thing tho

ur obsessnig over the shape of the apple a lot