🃏・off-topic

[wise spoke]

Why is there anyone here that's good at translating Japanese

[exotic slate]

SV wasn't just bad in performance either

it was cut significantly in development across the board

[tardy kraken]

[exotic slate]

like tons of unused assets for buildings and stuff in the game files

triple battle code in the game but unused because of performance issues

[tardy kraken]

Yeah I hope that for the switch 2 Pokemon changes for the better like the new game looks promising but it will probably still be shit

[prime mantle]

mfw the game runs fine in towns
but grinds to a halt when you step out cause it's tracking all the pokemon and their moves and stats

[trim plank]

anyone know how to mod their game?

[tardy kraken]

Why?

[prime mantle]

#⚙・modding-general

[trim plank]

im wanting to add mods but im not sur ehow

[exotic slate]

rendering the entire region because Game Freak didn't factor in for render distance

SV still better than SwSh though

[tardy kraken]

Game freaky

[exotic slate]

can't change my mind about that

but that's also been the story about GameFreak since the beginning, they've always been behind in development

[tardy kraken]

Also you can’t forget the big leak that did massive damage to all employees at game freaky

[exotic slate]

the big leak isn't damaging imo

just confirms a lot of the rumored stuff about dev issues behind the scenes

[tardy kraken]

Well it leaked a lot of personal information of the employees of game freaky

[exotic slate]

when you look at a lot of the game dev discussions in the leaks it turns out they were fairly on the nose about how people played the games

and why they chose to go in the directions they did in terms of difficulty and settings

[tardy kraken]

But the Pokémon backstory I can’t remember which one it was that was truly game freaky

[prime mantle]

typhlosion

[tardy kraken]

Oh yeah now I remember it

[exotic slate]

there were some things I didn't agree with, like getting rid of battle frontier, and even the dev logs that got leaked confirmed that they weren't actually committed to abandoning frontier expys wholesale until much closer to the whole ORAS "no one played the Battle Frontier" thing

[tardy kraken]

[exotic slate]

also that wasn't Game Freak itself writing the lore, that was a 3rd party doing it for dev influence

brb

[tardy kraken]

Really

[exotic slate]

yeah it was someone that was basically spitballing ideas for Pokemon while they were developing the games

forgot who specifically commented on it but one of the major game freak devs was like "look lol we can't use or reference this it's really bad"

[tardy kraken]

@limpid wharf that is a crazy name

[prime mantle]

and they go bye bye

[tardy kraken]

Wait did he get banned

[prime mantle]

yah

[edgy salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300335993752260622/1340780657101770802/glorpShit-4x.gif

[tardy kraken]

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/quora-small-brain-skull-quora-users-gif-20325553

[quartz frost]

silksong 2025 confirmed

[edgy salmon]

we know

[quartz frost]

so exciting!!

[edgy salmon]

eh

[quartz frost]

those freaks on the reddit page are probably losing their shit right now lol

(/pos)

[solar trail]

Sone people might not lmao

[edgy salmon]

how

its all I've been seeing in any server I look in

[solar trail]

Any server YOU look in exactly

[quartz frost]

i mean you dont have to be excited about it, but people have been waiting like 6 years for this news so i feel like there's pretty good reason for them to be hyped

[edgy salmon]

yes I agree

Im just not excited

[solar trail]

Okay buddy

[quartz frost]

cool

[edgy salmon]

im not your buddy, guy

[quartz frost]

you're no fun

[solar trail]

I bet you're fun at parties, buddy

[edgy salmon]

it's a south park reference chill

[solar trail]

Yes

[tardy kraken]

Silksong confirmed 🗣️

[tacit quail]

FUCK YEA

[prime mantle]

kirby airriders also confirmed

[potent cliff]

That wheelchair game was weird

[prime mantle]

kinda goes hard tho

i like seeing the goofy games that make use of the switch mechanics

[potent cliff]

It looks neat but whoever pitched that is wild

[prime mantle]

like that labo shit they had

insane aura

[edgy salmon]

Buzz buzz buzz

[primal karma]

This text has been translated by Google Translate, there may be errors. Sorry. So. I want to modify the game. I downloaded "lovely" and "steammodded". I tried to launch the game and it gave me an error:
NFO - [♥] Lovely 0.5.0-beta6
INFO - [♥] Game directory is at "C:\games\Steam\steamapps\common\Balatro"
INFO - [♥] Writing logs to "C:\Users\miral\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\Mods\lovely\log"
INFO - [♥] Using mod directory at "C:\Users\miral\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\Mods"
ERROR - [♥] lovely-injector has crashed:
panicked at crates\lovely-core\src\lib.rs:281:25:
Failed to parse patch file at "C:\Users\miral\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\Mods\smods-main\lovely\achievements.toml":
TOML parse error at line 4, column 12
|
4 | priority = -10
| ^^^
invalid value: integer -10, expected usize

What should I do about it?

[tardy imp]

usize is short for unsigned integer of platform size, so it can't be a negative number.

[jagged pier]

this is extraordinarily shitty even for nintendo.

a better measure would be making enough units instead of treating them like a new model Ferrari

[prime mantle]

There is enough units

it's to combat scalpers lmfao

[jagged pier]

scalping only works because of scarcity

they could just do it by account instead of requiring adtech being turned on

[prime mantle]

That's just for the first units
once those go out, it goes to the next people (which is by account)

[grim nova]

I can’t believe jack black plays Balatro. 😭😭😭😭

[fiery grotto]

I cant believe hes been hiding that from us

I wish everyone just came out like
"I... Am Steve a Balatro Addict"

[grim nova]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2wy5tNM/

[solar trail]

Yeah

[grim nova]

The only thing that’s weird is that he said he got 300k without getting blue deck

Maybe he’s talking about spectral 🤔

[fiery grotto]

He doesnt know 😭

[solar trail]

Bro has like 4 hours played with how he's explaining it

[fiery grotto]

True, it sounds like it tbf

Also he might be bugged if his unlocks arent unlocking because hes on mobile, that can happen if you dont let the game save before quitting

[sour pilot]

seeing jack black talk about balatro just about made my day

[pulsar stump]

Balatro movie with jack black as jimbo coming soon

[fiery grotto]

YESSS

(except it wont happen but its a funny idea)

[grim nova]

It will localthumbk told me

[edgy salmon]

tomat o soup and grill cheese tomat o soup and grill cheese tomat o soup and grill cheese

[fiery grotto]

Oh ok that makes sense

[grim nova]

Baron and Mime 🔥

[edgy salmon]

Baron and Mime and steel kings 🔥🔥

[crystal crown]

my favorite gay couple in all of media

[fiery grotto]

Just use glitches

[covert ocean]

Nah, but seriously, who comes up with this stuff?

😭

[fiery grotto]

My average Wednesday ngl

[covert ocean]

im late and my horse is not ready to go

my day is ruined

[flint kiln]

beautiful

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1054
🎮 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1054

[white peak]

According to AI, water causes dehydration. Plain water, not salt water... What is this world that we live in

[modern heart]

@sand valley god damn balogna is funny as fuck

[sand valley]

just a little bit strong

[solar root]

Does the shield do anything in the minecraft snapshot

It doesnt block for me

It just spams rc

[modern heart]

actually insane

i assume it gets randomized EVERY run, right?

[solar trail]

How's this one? Keep eyeing it but looks like it get old pretty quick. Peglin didn't last long for me

[modern heart]

im enjoying it

15 hours in and not bored yet

and for $5 is nice

[solar trail]

Very very tempted

[modern heart]

ive had peglin for longer and put more hours into nubby's lol

[solar trail]

I love the nubby artstyle from what I've seen. 00s window xp game lmao

[modern heart]

yeah, its super charming

soundtrack is also pretty good

[solar trail]

I'll have to look more up, really only seen pics of it

[modern heart]

It hits the fun of balatro endless high score runs without being as linear/ubiqutous as balatro endless high score runs

[edgy salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-stand-gif-14880221

[noble verge]

downloaded nubbys number factory 10 minutes ago and its already one of my favorite games

[noble verge]

is this a good build

[thorny mango]

Holy fuck 😭

[thorny mango]

What’s in slot 7

[modern heart]

its balogna so all the triggers are weird though

e-block is insane

its trigger is 2 pops

[fiery grotto]

lol

[pale swallow]

Y’all see the shoes…
(I’m not gonna send silly screenshots to myself through Gmail every time)

[fiery grotto]

Show hat W

also that game is broken with glitches, you can just move on the map and then click the level up button as you enter combat to skip the fat and bring the enemies with you

I did it in endless all the way to floor 100, its so funny

[pale swallow]

Failed this challenge like 3 times before this 🔥 🔥 🔥

[fiery grotto]

W

[pale swallow]

I mean I got a legendary on floor 2 that’s basically a free win

Mannn why can’t there be a backpack hero skin for balatro that’d be fire

[thorny mango]

FR

[fiery grotto]

FR (the games kinda dead due to the devs being busy)

[velvet nova]

https://youtu.be/eGV7zwjvxKs?si=MROjpvsyo_ajTBqQ

[oak citrus]

FEDDY FUZZBO?!?

[pulsar stump]

Holy shir five nights at freddys too

Oh wait no kidding

[noble verge]

best run yet

[modern heart]

horse pill kinda goated

[noble verge]

i just restocked 17 times 😭

[noble verge]

fr horse pill is peak

oh my god im so stupid i just realized you can reroll for free

[modern heart]

yeah lol

it aint balatro

but you only get 1 reroll per shop outside of specific instances

[noble verge]

yeah

btw

do black market items have a + version

[fiery grotto]

I believe so (could be wrong though)

[noble verge]

yeah this is definitely my best run

WHAT IS THE CAFE

avocado is so good wtf

[noble verge]

do items have a ++ version

like if you merge two + versions

[fiery grotto]

I believe not but idk

Im gonna be honest havent played the game, just going off of what Ive seen on yt/discord

[brave sonnet]

https://youtu.be/eGV7zwjvxKs?si=2mvb8qEpO6CLykkc

[modern heart]

no

[modern heart]

yes

[noble verge]

aw ok

for context (what)

i just got my first divine score thanks to numbermania oh my god that was crazy

LMAOOO

ill probably move pregnancy test to 7 actually

[pale swallow]

Just had nunchucks do 124+ damage (with pochette)
Somehow the we all come back home challenge (or whatever it was called) was easier than the first (it’s actually because I got to use weapons that don’t require full health)

[noble verge]

LETS GO

[pearl flume]

You are a witch who just opened their shop. You have 150 coins.

Ingredients:
Seeds- 5 coins. For plant ingredients.
Monster Camp- 10 coins. For monster ingredients.
Enchanted Bait- 10 coins. For Animal ingredients.
Ritual Ingredients- 15 coins. For magic ingredients.
Necessities:
Bottles- 5 coins for 5. Needed for potions.
Enchantment Books- 20 coins. Upgrades potions.
Spell Books- 20 coins. Better combat.
Garbs- 30 coins. Better armour and bonus effects.
Upgrades:
Mana- 25 coins. More spell slots, faster brewing.
HP- 25 coins. More HP, stronger brewing.
Cauldron- 25 coins. Extra potion crafted at a time.
Permit- 25 coins. Customers pay more.
Luxuries:
Decorations- 20 coins. Gives minor effects.
Advertisement- 25 coins. More customers.
Familiar- 50 coins. Let's you auto a mechanic.
Pre-prep ingredients package- 50 coins. Contains small amounts of all ingredients types.
Extra:
Candy- 1 coin. Grants temporary brewing speed.
Booze- 5 coins. Grants temporary brewing strength.
Newspaper- 1 coin. Grants 1 extra customer that day.
Golem- 100 coins. Can auto 2 tasks at a time. Can battle.

[naive yew]

30 booze

[oak citrus]

150 candy

[fiery grotto]

I aint reading all that

Maybe later

[pearl iron]

POV about to crash the game

[odd oxide]

How do I buy puts on the united states

[brittle talon]

i kinda wanna have this as a pfp

[oak citrus]

So do it ?!!?!

[brittle talon]

the link stays

[oak citrus]

Good!!!!!

[odd oxide]

When I'm in a bullshit competition and my opponent is this post

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is the problem, child?

[oak citrus]

[odd oxide]

Chat were y'all made to play the recorder in music class

[blazing gulch]

I forgot I put jimbo in my closet to protect him from the dust and I nearly had a heart attack

shitting myself at 5am was not on my agenda today but it seems like god had other plans today

[timber oyster]

jimbo used ceremonial dagger

[sand valley]

@modern heart this was my build that I beat pol's bane with

no perks? no problem. just double your way to victory lol

I had 13% rare odds in the end because of avocados

[lean hearth]

if I opened my shop I should have all these ingredients

why would I have a shop without ingredients or whatever else I sell?

30 booze guy is 100% right tho

also why would I get a familiar when I can get a golem
the golem can battle and it can multitask, while the familiar can only do one thing at a time

(and can't battle)

[potent cliff]

As a person who hates enter the gungeon idk how much say I have in the matter but enter the gungeon 2 looks bad

I don't think the 3d art style fits

I think the 3d art style could've been way worse but I still think it looks too clean

[thorny mango]

first of all

etg is peak fight me

second of all

wtf etg 2???

yeah it looks ass

10 year wait for ts 🥀

[potent cliff]

People talk about gungeon like it's some revolutionary game when really its binding of isaac but worse

What did it do that previous roguelikes didn't besides the dodge roll

Wasn't the first pixel art roguelike and it wasn't the first dungeon crawler roguelike

Wasn't even the first game to combine those

Why would I play gungeon when I could play a game that does everything enter the gungeon does but better

[shell flint]

[prime mantle]

Why would I play balatro when I can play slay the spire
Why play celeste when I can play super mario
Why play any game besides pong

[vivid bronze]

Different aesthetics, different kind of roguelike (it's bullet hell focused, come on) and its ending music rocks

[potent cliff]

You're forgetting the "game that do everything gungeon can do but better" part. Binding of isaac has better items, better bosses, better characters, better game design

I'm saying that enter the gungeon isn't unique so its weird that it's considered a revolutionary game when it didn't do anything that changed how roguelikes were made in the future

If enter the gungeon never existed the only difference you'd see in roguelikes is that some of them wouldn't rip off the dodgeroll

[prime mantle]

i think isaac fucking sucks and i prefer fighting as a sentient bullet

but luckily we live in a world with free will so we can choose what games to buy and play c:

[odd oxide]

Apparently the Minecraft movie is rubbish

Who'd have thought

[prime mantle]

that's craaaaaazy

who would've thought that a game adaptation movie is going to be dogshit

[jolly pier]

just like the borderlands movie

[potent cliff]

It will be the best cinema experience of all time though

Also I CANT STOP WINNING

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/xmgkozjoryc

[jolly pier]

i have to go see it on saturday

[odd oxide]

Shame I won't be able to see it with friends

[jolly pier]

it's as bad as the trailers isn't it

[odd oxide]

Like Lowkey that would be so much fucking fun

[hasty light]

we be nubbing it up

[odd oxide]

oh mark mothersbaugh did the score for a minecraft movie

i like mark

[prime mantle]

i'm just waiting for it to be on the Ahoy sites so i can watch it and kick my little feet at the slop

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-funny-reaction-meme-kicking-feet-and-giggling-blushing-gif-6891615930763193541

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LWHN2noJ-U

the writing is

so bad

[prime mantle]

it feels like those awful songs people made about games taht just included a shit ton of keywords and had no real flow

other than just rhyming shit together

i got the power of flight
I move the speed of light
the portal's finished and is ready to go

I'm gonna jump right through
i'm coming stragith for you
the ender dragon is a hell of a foe

• so you don't have the power of flight cause elytra is post dragon, dumbass

[odd oxide]

i mean

technically you can access the islands without fighting the boss

[prime mantle]

And only way back is dying, losing everything

[odd oxide]

songs still shit though

[modern heart]

Avocados are awesome lol

[prime mantle]

unless keep inventory is on

[odd oxide]

the soundtrack is really bad

im listening to the score

[prime mantle]

like yeah man

rock music

that's waht minecraft needs

[sand valley]

Yeah I love avocado

[prime mantle]

this isn't fucking terraria

[sand valley]

the cafe is so strong on goblin tony

[modern heart]

Cause you get infinite money

Lol

[prime mantle]

oh man

minecraft made a roguelike gamemode for april fools

which just reminds me that minecraft could really go wild sometimes

[odd oxide]

these look dreadful

[prime mantle]

this shit is gonna be the sloppiest slop of slops

[odd oxide]

the score is fine

[prime mantle]

i'm excited to see the villager loving the human woman plotline

[odd oxide]

quite generic but its a lot more listenable than the soundtrack

[prime mantle]

give her the block

god i love men that aren't men

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is [insert dumb question]?

[bronze kelp]

A face card is it a Ace

[dusty lynx]

explain

[bronze kelp]

Markiplier thought aces were face cards

Still find this hilarious

[dusty lynx]

fair enough

[prime mantle]

multiplier

[prime mantle]

@pseudo lintel rimworld has this mod

it's fantastic

literally just tells you what geneva thingy you broke, the time you broke it

and it's all detailed and shit

[pseudo lintel]

peak

[rough burrow]

Bro guys I was like “bro why am I so tired it’s 5:30PM” it’s AM😭

It’s getting to that point of tiredness where you just can’t read

[normal quartz]

does anyone know john stuart mill's theory of utilitarianism

[cyan stirrup]

hey folks, I would just like to share my game. it's a Balatro-inspired game.
I know it's not even close to how good Balatro is.
https://project4.itch.io/alkemy

NO ADS
NO IAP
NO DATA COLLECTED
100% FREE

[odd oxide]

thats not even what descartes meant

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/e0m0YL3ANW8

[pearl flume]

"It is not the strong who survives, it is the survivors who are strong."

[pulsar tree]

fr

[manic idol]

GameChat is going to be disabled so fast at least the camera...

[civic mantle]

https://youtu.be/y5Jvv5QU3yc

[sage crypt]

Dmc fans?

[vagrant hollow]

Whar

[sage crypt]

Like is anyone a dmc fan?

Devil may cry

[vagrant hollow]

I played 4 or whichever one the 360 title was back when I was 6

Does that count

[sage crypt]

Dk tbh

Dmc is getting an anime

I'm really excited for it

[vagrant hollow]

I mean I think it's fine, I'm just not into anime or games like DMC-

[sage crypt]

Ait

Gn

[odd oxide]

the market situation is crazy

[vagrant hollow]

Meowth pfp
Yeah, those lines are pretty crazy

(I know nothing about stocks)

[odd oxide]

just a couple trillions gone

no big deal

itll be back

[vagrant hollow]

Yeah

Stocks tend to do that

[devout swift]

Is this game good

[vagrant hollow]

A fucking bot from the server added me, this is awesome

[odd oxide]

ope spy just went below 545

if i had stakes in this id be losing my shit

[vagrant hollow]

Yea

Stocks is more risky than gambling, but you make more!

[odd oxide]

its also a lot less fun than gambling

😔

[vagrant hollow]

But, hey

At least you're not playing this "Balatro" game

[odd oxide]

!!!

peak incoming

this shit gonna be so vindicating

[vagrant hollow]

Is this him right here?

[deft flume]

is there a channel for games with physical cards, or am I already in the right place in off topic

[vagrant hollow]

The urge to talk about Source is killing me

[lone mango]

Pls, game, gimme Perkeo! I BEG OF YOU!!

[vagrant hollow]

Siamese are clingy ass cats

I love being a musician

One who's bad and has barely any moments of creativity

[pale swallow]

I edited him out btw (in ms paint)

[devout swift]

🙏

this game goes hard

[vagrant hollow]

I had a really good song I forgor to save :D

Thank you FL for saving a backup every 5 minutes <3

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[sonic anvil]

💀

[lime juniper]

nice rug

[winter talon]

chicot

[lone mango]

indeed it was

[errant pier]

unlimited luchador

[fickle flower]

Guys my pfp I have now is getting old

What should I switch it to

[vagrant hollow]

It depends, what do you like?

[rough ore]

Switch it to my pfp

Steampunk snake

[vagrant hollow]

Steampunk snake goes hard

[brave sonnet]

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f25713aa-a3b3-408c-9cdc-f59c62bcbfbc.webp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289877529731530762/1357354227113918655/db830079-0340-4bf5-be65-fa8e357e3e7f.jpg?ex=67efe622&is=67ee94a2&hm=671e374e593d839e0757e887ab9a0bb9ed4516e0ab68fd5ee3b23f14ac0674f3&

https://youtu.be/oUIK01ek-Ko?si=cAJm6Qr9r04W3VuK

[vagrant hollow]

Ricardo sounds a lot funier with a particular swap of letters...

😈

[brave sonnet]

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8f720cbb-4f3b-491a-996b-c13907f9c3fb.webp

[vestal hill]

The 80$ riot is underway

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b5f974b1-f039-41bf-9929-2036366f223a.jpeg

[vagrant hollow]

What the fuck is going on in this chat anymore man

[oak citrus]

Big things

[merry smelt]

Drop the price
DROP THE PRICES
Biden
DROP THE PRICE
DROP THE PRICE

[timid anvil]

I feel like it is pertinent to mention (and go watch dunkeys old videogame prices video for a little more info) that in the early 2000s the games industry settled on 60, and never really moved. Since the early 2000s, let’s say 2005. A dollar from then is worth 1.60ish now, and yet game prices have remained stagnant at $60. If they had increased commensurate with inflation, games would have naturally at this point likely been closer to $100 for triple A. So people complaining… it’s kind of what you get for a market that is very capitalistic and hasn’t done anything to actually increase gross sales for a long time.

That being said, ofc it’s not nice for us consumers. And that’s why instead of buying 1 copy of Mario Kart, buy 9 copies of Balatro and let the indie market dominate lol

[vestal hill]

Nintendo is the money tree voucher

[vestal hill]

Everyone else was rocket and we were gold joker

[pale swallow]

More like old orange stake

[vestal hill]

Idk what that is lol

Everything more expensive?

[pale swallow]

Packs cost an additional dollar more every ante

[vestal hill]

I started playing right after it was nominated

I am not of 😭

OG

[pale swallow]

I basically played it the week it came out

(March 1st really)

And both its demos
But I did stop for like 10 months so I’m not good :3

[vestal hill]

Where did u hear about it

[pale swallow]

Aliensrock the YouTuber

[vestal hill]

Ahhh

Idk I tried it cuz it was cheapish and wonder how tf it got nomina

Red

https://tenor.com/view/i-understand-it-now-ok-i-understand-it-now-i-understand-it-gurm-bear-gif-4859748791707698675

[rough ore]

i made art deco pfp

[sharp oriole]

what stake

[rough ore]

I don't like DNA ususally I'm struggling to the point I can't waste a hand

times mult superior imo

[glossy fulcrum]

mid vs mid

tough choise

[tiny briar]

ehh dna is kinda better a lot

[glossy fulcrum]

its better

[tiny briar]

dont get me wrong, i LOVE throwback

[glossy fulcrum]

fosho

i mean tbf its more mid vs trash than mid vs mid but mid vs mid is funnier

[fiery grotto]

Throwback gets more powerful with glitches, DNA doesnt, easy choice here

[minor bridge]

Everyone ping fail

[fiery grotto]

WOAH

THAT WAS SO FAST I DIDNT EVEN GET TO PING

[minor bridge]

Snapped from existence

[fiery grotto]

Thanos was on the trigger

[manic idol]

Phineas and Ferb Season 5 is coming soon holy shit

[tiny briar]

gltiches???

[fiery grotto]

Wait what 👀

[fiery grotto]

ah yk, just somesome bugs in the game

[manic idol]

June 5th for Disney Channel and June 6th for Disney+

[tiny briar]

you know talking about glitches are bannable...

[fiery grotto]

First off no it isnt

and second off if it is I would be banned 100 times over by now

[fiery grotto]

Same date as Deltarune LOL

[thin hamlet]

kris, i know what we're going to do today

[prime mantle]

my humor is so cooked
this shit hilarious

[oak citrus]

Big same

[past moon]

https://youtu.be/qHEPMtfGJEs?si=wE0arRAJO8gtYXRq

[fiery grotto]

I already watched the video and I find it crazy people find the need to cheat, just get better like me and use glitches /j

[prime mantle]

it's always funny to see people cheat and pretend they're better than they really are

[fiery grotto]

Bros calling me out 😭

[prime mantle]

i mean like

if you cheat
at least own up to it

don't try to pass it as legit

yknow?

[fiery grotto]

Oh yeah yeah

like cheating for competition instead of for fun

[past moon]

There’s a whole ass discord that has seeds posted and people thought that wasn’t enough game breaking

[fiery grotto]

(I mean with bugs you dont really need a good seed to absolutely demolish this game. I got naneinf on ante -1 yesterday because I was bored)

[prime mantle]

i used to play with a mod menu in gta online cause it got really boring to grind for money cause the new things costed 10s of millions of dollaridoos

but always had a rule that i wouldn't mess with others without permission (unless it was griefers, fuck griefers )

[fiery grotto]

By the time you even get the money gta6 would still not be out

[past moon]

Yeah for your own amusement is completely fine not effecting anyone so who cares

[prime mantle]

also a big fan of client-side cosmetic mods

[fiery grotto]

Anyways speaking of bugs for entertainment do I do it?

[prime mantle]

really wish more games allowed you to do that

[fiery grotto]

Same, I wish steammodded didnt have some bugs though since then it can effect some tiny things but overall its fine, especially now with the updates

[past moon]

I’m gonna go buy another pc this game been fun enough vanilla🙃😂😂

[fiery grotto]

This is my vanilla

[opal saffron]

anyone know if there are mods for gamepass edition? 😭

[past moon]

Wot

[prime mantle]

big fan of the weapon customization mod for darktide cause it means i can have a sword spear

[past moon]

Am I uneducated for not knowing what game this is😔

[prime mantle]

warhammer 40k: darktide

basically just left 4 dead

but w40k

[past moon]

So yeah pretty much🥲

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-party-gif-27273801

you can play as a big guy

[fiery grotto]

Hey man I dont play any shooter games

[prime mantle]

one of your special abilities?
throw a rock

[fiery grotto]

Im just here for roguelikes and stuff

[prime mantle]

it's one of the few 40k games that like

nails being a grunt

[past moon]

I shall Aquire a copy me like throw rock at puny man

[prime mantle]

there isn't many 40k games that let you be the little guy

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-warhammer-40k-brick-grimdark-darktide-gif-7305957782246441871

i love it cause the game does actually move your camera up

since you're literally twice as big as a normal human

but you're a lot dumber

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884

there's also a different grenade option

instead of throwing a grenade

you throw the entire box

you can also play as a zealot (a melee focused class), veteran (gun focused class) or psyker (magic focused class)

they all got some overlap, so you can make a gun zealot, melee veteran or melee/gun psyker

@past moon one of the best things about darktide is how satisfying hte melee is

but also how good the music is

one of (if not the best track)

https://youtu.be/Ni3CazygOh4?si=89tXNgyGvTpjVr01&t=38

[past moon]

Is my already thin wallet about to end up a whole lot thinner by the look of things… yes, is that a bad thing though? I don’t think so

[past moon]

This is what I’ve been looking for then just pure kill happy

[prime mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-UifdRoC8I

it is

so bloody

and it is

so fucking satisfying

The guns are perfect
The melee weapons are perfect

Hell

you can literally use a fucking bolter

[tepid lintel]

Then the orks aren't for you

[prime mantle]

the things that the space marines use

[tepid lintel]

Smaller version, or a bolt pistol

[prime mantle]

yeah, the bolter pistol

[tepid lintel]

Normal 'oomies can't hold what the Emperors Angels use

[prime mantle]

the names are weird

[past moon]

So I won’t feel like an oblivion orc as much as I would a lotr type orc?

[prime mantle]

cause there's the bolt pistol
and the bolt gun

[past moon]

I’m sorry I’m a virgin to all this

[tepid lintel]

WH40K Orks are sentient mushrooms that literally have to fight to survive. If they don't have an enemy to fight, they just beat the shit out of each other.

[prime mantle]

this should convince you

also yes

orks are shrooms

[past moon]

Holy fucking smokes🤣🤣🤣

[tepid lintel]

But if you get enough of them together you have a WAAAAAGGGGHHHH on your hands, where what the Orks believe actually becomes reality. Stuff like painting their vehicles red actually makes them go faster, and painting the boomy things yellow makes em more boomy

[past moon]

I would say biblically accurate then

[tepid lintel]

Also they give 0 fucks about their own survival and will throw themselves en masse at the enemy in comical-yet-unironically-devastatng ways

[prime mantle]

they have a squadron made of rebellious teenagers
the way they rebel? by having normal army order and ranks and regular training xdd

because that's not normal for orks

[tepid lintel]

Like one of their go to weapons is a big hammer with a boomy thing in the end. They swing it at a tank and if it's painted yellow enough, the tank, hammer, and ork are obliterated

And they have some weird tech shit going on too. Their weapons don't work if anyone else picks them up

Because it's actually just junk thrown together, but they believe hard enough that it shoots so it does.

[prime mantle]

40k space travel involves going through the hell dimension

one of the ork ships traveling through the hell dimension ended up coming out in the same spot
turns out they travelled back in time
so their leader tracked down himself, shot himself and picked up his own gun
so he has 2 of them

[tepid lintel]

That's the most Ork move possible.

[prime mantle]

oh yeah

[past moon]

Makes more sense than marvels attempt at time and space🤷

[tepid lintel]

At one point, there was an Ork WAAAAAGGGHHH and a splinter fleet of tyranids in the same sector. Some inquisitor had the bright idea of engineering a battle between the two factions.

It did not go well for the sector

A race of endless biomass that fights to live and lives to fight vs a race of hivemind murderbugs that seeks to devour biomass.

WHO WINS?

Trick question, they both do.

[tepid lintel]

Oh man wait til you find out about warp shenanigans in 40k.

Nothing makes any sense, time and space aren't real, and the only thing that is true across all continuities is that everything literally wants to and can torture the shit out of you for eternity.

[prime mantle]

Tuska Daemon-killa

Ork that decided that fighting demons is more fun
so when they traveled through hell dimension, they just turn off their shields so they can fight demons

[tepid lintel]

THEY BUILT A FUCKING BATTLE MOON

NOT EVEN STAR WARS WAS THAT BALLSY

[prime mantle]

attack moon

also known as rok

[tepid lintel]

Yeah you right.

[prime mantle]

they sometimes but metal ork faces on them

[tepid lintel]

ORKY FINGS

[tepid lintel]

Sometimes? Like 99% of their big shit has ork faces. See: every gargant ever

[prime mantle]

Oh yeah

orks have Mek Boys

which are basically engineers

most famous mek boy?

Orkimedes

he invented Tellyporta

[tepid lintel]

I fuckin love the Orks man

They use their teeth as currency

Need money? Find a other Ork and punch his teeth out

[prime mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK2UB_metFU

like i love that Whatever the orks think of
it will happen

and their only weakness is that they're fucking stupid

[tepid lintel]

Yep, peak ork

[prime mantle]

The moment orks get smarter
it's joever

[tepid lintel]

They used to be

[prime mantle]

But tehy can't get smarter because usualyl it makes them explode

[tepid lintel]

They used to be Krorks

[tepid lintel]

Well their smart ones are the only ones that can run the contraption

[prime mantle]

yeah, created by The Old Ones to fight against the Necrons
(necrons won)

[tepid lintel]

The Old ones could have avoided the whole thing by just giving the necrontyr some fucking sunscreen

But the Necrons did not win that

By any stretch of the imagination

They became the necrons because of it

[prime mantle]

I feel like being alive to this day counts as winning

[wild light]

Jack Black plays Balatro and apparently sucks at it 🗿

[tepid lintel]

1. Define "alive."

2. Having your entire race put into soul furnaces and trapped forever as a metal meta-consciousness does not sound very cash money

They weren't always metal robots.

They used to be an advanced but heavily sunburnt living race

[prime mantle]

wish they brought rats into 40k

[tepid lintel]

They went to war with the old ones because they somehow couldn't engineer their way into sunscreen and the old ones told them to suck it

So they sided with the C'tan who betrayed them. (Because who could have though a being called The Deceiver would do such a thing)

And the Necrons have been salty af ever since

[prime mantle]

big fan of the 2 necrons that fuck with each other constantly

[tepid lintel]

Which ones?

It rings a bell

And is one Trazyn

[prime mantle]

Trazyn and Orikan

they're so gay together

Orikan: I hope you brought an army.
Trazyn: You think so little of me, dear colleague. I brought five.

[brave sonnet]

He's rich and famous enough that he doesn't have to care. People will watch him suck anyway.

[wild light]

https://tenor.com/view/neil-degrasse-tyson-whatever-i-give-up-you-got-me-gif-26463893

[tepid lintel]

Based

@prime mantle

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/admech-techpriest-good-varlet-hadron-omega-7-7-hadron-omega-gif-10325245944154593888

[tough pawn]

sam reich spotted

[tepid lintel]

Man is blessed by a tech priest now. Unstoppable

[pale swallow]

PEGLIN REFERENCE RRRRAAAAA

I also have 4 max health rings on me right now

All o need is regen now

[tepid lintel]

I haven't played BPH in a hot minute

I got some wild runs tho

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.ca/post/41668722

[prime mantle]

the 5g towers made me gay and in love with women

[tepid lintel]

I just got weaponized autism

I know what a long, hard, wet tube full of seamen sounds like and how to properly attack it

[pulsar tree]

the 5g towers made me a 15ft tall black stone

[tepid lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/milhouse-van-houten-the-simpsons-eyebrows-gif-4880957

[tepid lintel]

What is this terrible meme

[prime mantle]

barotrauma moment

[tacit quail]

"Oh wait your live on twitch"

[pulsar tree]

[pulsar tree]

barotrauma mentioned

🗣️

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[prime mantle]

oh my fucking god dude

minecraft movie ending is so fucking ass

[pulsar tree]

together we are minecraft

[fiery grotto]

No spoils 🙂

[pulsar tree]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-kickflip-tobey-bird-kieran-culkin-saturday-night-live-doing-tricks-gif-23826420

[prime mantle]

mc movie spoiler ||HE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING CALLED CHUNGUS||

[pulsar tree]

what

i dont get it

[odd oxide]

This shit

Is so ass

[tepid lintel]

I never planned to watch it anyways

[fiery grotto]

Lol

[tepid lintel]

The movie was literally made for 10 year olds

Bright lights, flashy colours, funny faces, recognizable character brrrrrrrrr

[odd oxide]

Speaking on an adjacent topic

The critics are absolutely right about the Mario movie lmao

That shit was so mid

Like you know you can enjoy a movie and not attack a critic for having a different opinion from you

[fickle flower]

Peak

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

do you fear me?

[modern heart]

@sand valley balogna is so fucking funny lmao

[tepid lintel]

Discuss.

[fickle flower]

What that’s actually crazy

Haven’t seen that item yet

[modern heart]

its normally not that silly

[dense salmon]

@teal tusk Can you tell me more about current events in the manga, please? The page I used for that... Well.. I can't read more

[modern heart]

one of the alternate modes shuffles all triggers for everything

[fickle flower]

They can be very silly

[teal tusk]

Why cant you read it..?

[dense salmon]

The page go filled with ads

Soo

[teal tusk]

Manga plus has it

[dense salmon]

The problem is that I don't know how to speak English that well.. So could you tell me if Taiki has already kissed Chinatsu and won the nationals?

[teal tusk]

|| lost nationals ||

[dense salmon]

GAHH

[teal tusk]

|| they havent kissed yet. ||

Kinda

[dense salmon]

[teal tusk]

It is what it is

[dense salmon]

Kyo (Taiki friend) is already in a relationship with her chilhood friend?

[teal tusk]

Nope

Complicated

Kyo took a lot of Ls

Back 2 back

[dense salmon]

[tepid lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[fiery grotto]

W

[dense salmon]

When I learn a little more English I'll read the rest. Such a peak manga 🙏

[teal tusk]

🔥** **

[dense salmon]

Yeah.. I'm NOT learning English 🙏

72,000!! I shared my silly little tiktok on the FanGamer Official Balatro playing cards and you guys CAME THROUGH! From the bottom of my heart thank you! 23 of you followed me as a result of that vidoe and now I can do tiktok LIVE

[tepid lintel]

Oh, and all the words the student said are also actual words. Peer, beer, fair, hurt, etc

"Rose rose to put rose roes on her rows of roses" is grammatically correct

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Is also grammatically correct.

[dense salmon]

What the fuck

JAJAJAJAJA

[brave sonnet]

Based 5G????

[wide lantern]

Y'all ever want to cry, but you feel like you can't?

[tepid lintel]

No I just bottle up my feelings

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[wide lantern]

Roffle

[tepid lintel]

But like if you need to cry, just have a cry man. Do it in private if you don't want the world to know.

I am not very helpful.

Sorry 😦

[pearl flume]

Man, this car dealership is weird, well you still want a new ride, right ?

[fiery grotto]

Yip yip 🙂

[oak citrus]

I gotta get that moving castle

[odd oxide]

i like the submersible

sleek af

[unkempt mortar]

i got a bakugo shirt and it actually fits

[oak citrus]

Lets effin gee

[sullen aurora]

My name is woman 😳

[vale cliff]

a ≠ e

:(

[oak citrus]

So close

[tired wren]

I like spamton

[unkempt mortar]

wtf

[unkempt mortar]

what is this

[vale cliff]

They’re so silly

[obsidian silo]

It’s dinner

[pseudo jay]

yum

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

woukd you eat some noodles?

[real fulcrum]

wat flavor

[pseudo jay]

only if a burglar comes to my house

[dusty lynx]

cheese ramen

[real fulcrum]

never had it might hafta try it

[molten maple]

the minecraft movie sucked

[prime mantle]

||I still can't believe he's actually called chungus||

[jolly pier]

who could have expected this

[molten maple]

it's like elon musk calling his appendix of an organisation doge

[prime mantle]

like the whole thing is just tropes and "cool" moments
and that's it, no good writing or anything

[molten maple]

idk who approved this, im just disappointed

[molten maple]

did you actually watch it

[prime mantle]

i skimmed through a pirated version

shit was so ass

[molten maple]

pfft

[prime mantle]

i'm not paying to see slop

[molten maple]

i promise you you're not missing out

[prime mantle]

oh i know

[molten maple]

the poor actors though

that girl got memed to death and even that was funnier than the movie

https://vxtwitter.com/bork_fireforge/status/1903845865023811944

best of maglev train crashes 2022 (@[e-mail])

This movies gonna be awesome

QRT: JoshuaTookes
https://t.co/CU3mSECT2x

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 23, 2025, 4:26 PM

I just hope the actors didn't get flak because i think the scriptwriters deserve to get grilled over them

[prime mantle]

fun fact

[molten maple]

who the fuck approved the story

[prime mantle]

this shit was gonna come out in 2019

[molten maple]

oh i know

[prime mantle]

so glad it didn't

[molten maple]

these freaks were supposed to release it on MY BIRTHDAY and they never did

and to be fair it didn't ruin it for me so I'm glad for that

[odd oxide]

it sounds like they were mememaxxing

but im ngl every minecraft movie meme is ass

especially the chicken jockey one

i am losing it

[molten maple]

the memes weren't even like good

the community only did them well

[odd oxide]

ig the one where the villager gets hit by a car is pretty good

[prime mantle]

bro

it gets worse

||Mid-credits he ends up talking normal english and the lady ends up talking villager||

||she fucking dumped her husband for him dude 😭 it's so wack||

[odd oxide]

bee movie ass plot

[sharp oriole]

mogroft finally is out?

oh lol

[odd oxide]

unfortunately its probably gonna be a slam dunk in the box office

much like the

mario movie

[prime mantle]

good

games don't need movies

[sharp oriole]

we are going to see the anime by netflix maybe

[prime mantle]

YOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayP_YUrf9I

[sharp oriole]

minecraft isekai idk

[prime mantle]

[sharp oriole]

korean girls

[ember gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784312630143746048/1357636058786959523/video.mp4?ex=67f0ec9c&is=67ef9b1c&hm=024c1ba11bb2f2af7d43082b285adc17687b33310227d750821542c8cdb6b8b1&

[sharp oriole]

oh w8

they are japanese right

japanese girls

[prime mantle]

yah

[sharp oriole]

^-^ kawaii

[paper pivot]

shocker

[odd oxide]

de todas las flores is so peak ong

[odd oxide]

The Genshin voice actor civil war is crazy

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Gain a million dollars but everyday for a month, at random, you get kicked in the nuts by an invisible leg.

Or

You get a million dollars but every pain receptors on your body lights up for 1 second.

[prime mantle]

a month of nut pain
literally die from shock

i feel like after the 3rd nut kick, you'd just become immune

[vale cliff]

Doesn’t say how much they light up tho

Maybe it’s just an unpleasant full-body tingle

Or just take painkillers to cheese that 1 second

[prime mantle]

sorry but that's just not happening

[wheat coral]

other guy brings up valid arguments
not respond to them at all with a quarter response
???
win

[prime mantle]

You're extremely likely to overdose from painkillers by trying to reduce the pain from all pain receptors for 1 second

[pale swallow]

Eat all of them
Become invincible (title card joke)

[wheat coral]

and then what about the other argumejt

[vale cliff]

I took it you meant that you wouldn’t do that personally tbh

But that’s fair

[prime mantle]

better option would be to just inject anesthetic into every little part of your skin

but then you're kinda just

floppy

(also wouldn't work for any pain receptors on the inside)

Also i'm heavily biased cause as soon as i get that million dollars, i'm getting orchi

but also like
assuming they mean pain pain receptors
and not the other nerve endings

[vale cliff]

Yeah, the money you’d get after would cover the cost of the anesthesia

And if the choice is reusable, you could just use some of the money each time make a profit with no consequence

[odd oxide]

Idk man i don't see how that would be better than getting a kick in the nuts every day

[vale cliff]

True

[odd oxide]

I mean it can probably also get you out of something you don't want to do

[vale cliff]

Some people would just be getting two upsides

[prime mantle]

either way we're talking about lighting up all of your pain receptors for a full second
which is definitely going to cause massive issues

[pale swallow]

That’s me that’s me

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8889d04-1839-4be4-a2c2-311ca3fc94a0.jpeg

[sharp oriole]

i did this while using amd

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/6635e4b3-bf30-4d39-9e6b-e3f89909ec05.webp

[sullen aurora]

also like, carry some drugs in your pocket so you can down some opiates when the ball kick happens instead

[sullen aurora]

flawed question

like I got stars but I don't got stars

[prime mantle]

be a masochist

a million bucks AND fun?

[glossy fulcrum]

that could be the point of the question

[sullen aurora]

okay

draw the line where the stars start

[glossy fulcrum]

rural

sure they’re present in every image

but only if you look closely

[sullen aurora]

This is an image not a real catture of the human eye

[odd oxide]

first time the remix feature is useful

[sullen aurora]

Like people see stars in suburban sky

[glossy fulcrum]

well you said to draw a line based on the image

[sullen aurora]

I ment rhetorically

[odd oxide]

you either see them or you dont

[glossy fulcrum]

you didnt say exactly that but

[odd oxide]

its not very deep

[sullen aurora]

My point is everyone has a different definition of seeing stars

[glossy fulcrum]

i doubt it

[sullen aurora]

Someone can look up and see a couple and go "yep, that's stars"

[glossy fulcrum]

is that not seeing stars

if you see stars

thats seeing stars

[sullen aurora]

THAT'S MY POINT

Everyone sees stars, even in nyc or something

[glossy fulcrum]

the sun doesnt count tho cuz its so much closer

[glossy fulcrum]

then why’d yoi vote no

[odd oxide]

inane pedantry

[sullen aurora]

the point is how bright is the person asking

[glossy fulcrum]

and another person

[glossy fulcrum]

thats just rude

[odd oxide]

just vote on your definition its not very clamplicated

[sullen aurora]

I already did

[glossy fulcrum]

so then hows it a bad question

[sullen aurora]

I got enough light polution to go "I don't see stars" but I can also point to like 70 photos with stars in them I've taken at that light polution

[glossy fulcrum]

its not like a quiz question where theres a right and wrong

[sullen aurora]

well my point is it's like asking "are you eating enough" like everyone eats enough or they're dead but then also some people feel like they should be eating more

like I just made an offhand comment

the only reason I'm explaining it was because you've defended the question

"flawed question" and then everyone moves on with their lives because the words of a person online doesn't matter

[glossy fulcrum]

and you also questioned how bright the person who asked is

[odd oxide]

thats not what they meant?

[sullen aurora]

no

I ment how bright do they think the stars need to be

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

sorry i just woke up

[odd oxide]

🧐

[sullen aurora]

yea it's a weird bit of english looking at it

very contextual

"how bright is the person asking" is pretty bad out of context

[glossy fulcrum]

yea

i thought it was bad even given context

[odd oxide]

i read it just fine

[sullen aurora]

well if I ask for a hot coffee and a person goes "how hot are you asking"

[glossy fulcrum]

no i get it now

[sullen aurora]

I think they know

[glossy fulcrum]

my apolocheese

[sullen aurora]

they makes the meme unrecognizable

[sullen aurora]

this is the internet, nothing's personal, apology accepted

[odd oxide]

wow very wholesome

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[sullen aurora]

suburbanite spotted

[wheat coral]

yeah

[brazen quest]

Balatro is love, balatro is life

[odd oxide]

smth smth touching grass

[brazen quest]

First time touching grass since buying balatro ❤️

[sullen aurora]

rookie numbers

[brazen quest]

0 km/h smh

[sullen aurora]

well I had to pull over to get my fix

[edgy salmon]

not true

balatro and driving is safe and fun

[sullen aurora]

I only gamble and drive in school zones

[edgy salmon]

awesome

[sullen aurora]

what does this even mean

[odd oxide]

indecipherable

[sullen aurora]

Mirpids

[wheat coral]

I did it

[odd oxide]

i 100% the discord touching grass game

its pretty cute ig

[sullen aurora]

that's like the exact opposite of touching grass

[odd oxide]

its like a 10 minute game

[sullen aurora]

that's like playing league instead of cleaning your room, complete opposite

[odd oxide]

🧐

[sullen aurora]

what should I order at dunkin donuts

none of the coffee online has the little whipped cream on top

and I need the whipped cream for my bad coffee disguised by milk, sugar and sugar accessories

[odd oxide]

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1jr7d6x/fuck_it_we_mine_and_craft/

no way this is a real line

abysmal dogshit

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4950a42a-c9f2-4af2-87af-42bbc3b67c45.webp

[prime mantle]

Is she still a cop

[odd oxide]

Obligatory i will survive mention

[glossy fulcrum]

i’m sure this its gonna be just wonderful

[wicked pecan]

Is there any way to get the game cheaper on ios

[odd oxide]

The apple arcade subscription gets you a ton of other games

Which could be subjectively cheaper

[glossy fulcrum]

i wouldn’t subscribe just for balatro

personally

[wicked pecan]

But its 7 or 6 per month so its better to get the game

[odd oxide]

Probably?

I mean the first one ended with ||both of them being cops right||

[prime mantle]

So it's still copaganda, got it

[odd oxide]

Reversing that would be strange storytelling wise

[fathom frigate]

Animal world

Cops are not ruminants

1/10

[brave sonnet]

Furry Porn artists about to see a surge like never before tbh

[odd oxide]

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/THv7dq8Jsj

I only had to Google 4 words

Not bad

[fiery grotto]

The FLYING 4 mana 7 7

Its beautiful

[whole junco]

Louie

[vagrant hollow]

Guys

Guess what my favorite pokemon is based on my pfp 🤓

[oak citrus]

Raichu

[vagrant hollow]

Nope

Gengar

[oak citrus]

My Raichu is special

[oak citrus]

Good pick

[odd oxide]

My favourite pokemon is milotic i like the design

[oak citrus]

My favorite is a toss up between wartortle and croagunk

https://tenor.com/view/croagunk-gif-15663739357975987101

Full zooted

[whole junco]

I like golbat

[vagrant hollow]

Yeah I like Pichu for the design too

(It is a very mental-issue fueled obsession)

[vagrant hollow]

Well I think Gengar's cool just too douchey anime wise

I'm sure if you cracked a cold one with a Gengar they can be really chill though

[whole junco]

I swear to God if one person says something negative ima tomato them

[oak citrus]

Uhh, happy birthday?

[whole junco]

Not my birthday

[oak citrus]

It is now

[whole junco]

Yippee

[vagrant hollow]

My birthday's in uh

around a year

(On the 5th year of any decade we do not celebrate my birthday :3)

[whole junco]

????

[vagrant hollow]

Yeah

[odd oxide]

Huh

Interesting

[whole junco]

What beef does the 5th year of any decade have w your birthday

[whole junco]

????

[vagrant hollow]

It was a joke

[whole junco]

Great

Btw if a year is divisible by 7 or is a prime number unless all the digits add up to a odd number I eat vanilla cake without any decorations and not strawberry cake w pikmin toppings

[vagrant hollow]

Pikmin... toppings?

Elaborate

[whole junco]

Decoration

And

[vagrant hollow]

Bro's putting Pikmin on his cake

[whole junco]

Also uranium

[vagrant hollow]

Bro got the Chernobyl feast?

[whole junco]

Yummy

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

Now I got 5 thumbs

They replaced my ears

[vagrant hollow]

"Never fear, Gordon! the cybernetics department replaceded my colon!"

(Literally how Wayne wrote the captioning 😭 )

-The.

Not Th.

[whole junco]

Then

They

[vagrant hollow]

Ther

:d

[whole junco]

That

[vagrant hollow]

Thor

[whole junco]

There

[vagrant hollow]

Theb

[whole junco]

Theيمكن للشخص الرجاء مساعدتي في إصلاحه

[vagrant hollow]

I don't knaur

[whole junco]

Me thaur

[vagrant hollow]

Least hiveminded Balatro convert

[whole junco]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-pikmin-pikmin-trim-pikmin-fade-gif-10838965142485564419

[vagrant hollow]

Bro

I absolutely fucking adore Pikmin, well I did

Now it's Pokemon

PICHU REELED ME IN 😭

[whole junco]

Pkmn

[vagrant hollow]

Does your yellow pibmin like to swim

[whole junco]

Shigi migi and his goons at nintendo aren't bafoons was a banger line by iohfp

[vagrant hollow]

What.

😭

[whole junco]

Shigi migi and his goons at nintendo really aren't bafoons

[rain wharf]

Pikminnnn

[vagrant hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-dance-red-pikmin-yellow-pikmin-blue-pikmin-gif-10417518233218729053