there has never been a male cow on earth
#🃏・off-topic
oak citrus
Uhhhhh, yeah, they're called steers??
stone latch
Ig bulls can be considered male cows
edgy salmon
Uhhhhh, yeah, they're called steers??
no cus if you take the milk from a female cow and microwave it for 4 minutes and 38 seconds it turns into a cow
oak citrus
I gotta try this
edgy salmon
all dairy farms have a microwave basement where they reproduce their cows
trust me guys my great uncle that I met once at a christmas dinner has cows so I'd know
whole junco
I gotta try this
Did it work
eternal knot
oak citrus
Did it work
Well... I no longer have a microwave. But I have a female cow. Kind of a wash
odd oxide
God what were y'all talking about
prime mantle
Some wild shit
tepid lintel
Well... I no longer have a microwave. But I have a female cow. Kind of a wash
Good news is you can cook meat just by slapping it
odd oxide
Oh it's that time of the year
Half my friends are trans it's crazy
Shoutout trans people and
Good luck
oak citrus
A world without trans people never existed, and it never will
prime mantle
whole junco
Aww man
whole junco
I got the joy and whimsy maker again (:
tiny briar
this is how it's going
sand valley
they call him the nubster
tiny briar
edgy salmon
MY LEGS
thorny mango
Trib is good but it dosen’t stand a CHANCE against Perkeo
sharp bay
I got the joy and whimsy maker again (:
I like cake
glossy fulcrum
bro what the hell was the conversation earlier
tardy kraken
whole junco
I like cake
So?
glass quiver
ik perkeo is better, but triboulet is my favorite
copper flicker
Guys how do i get rid of suicidal toughts?
I feel like life at the bottom, i feel like nobody really ever cared for me. Yesterday i tried to kms by grabbing a knife holding it by my arteries, but i stop idk why. I post it here because this is one of the dc i closed to. I have no one else to talk to.
glass quiver
Guys how do i get rid of suicidal toughts?
I feel like life at the bottom, i fe...
you wanna talk in dms? kinda weird to reach out in the balatro discord of all things, but I may be able to help :/
whole junco
Fuck you
whole junco
Man what even is that abomination
Joy and wimsey generator
tepid lintel
I don't know what that is but please keep it far away from me
whole junco
I don't know what that is but please keep it far away from me
Ice cream w strawberry and bubblegum sause, sprinkles and blue sherbert
tepid lintel
So... diabetes
Why does it look like that?
It looks like a small child served and decorated that
whole junco
It was from the ice cream van
whole junco
They made it in front of me
flat pier
forget the sweet treats
flat pier
I got the joy and whimsy maker again (:
@young jetty check out them toes
also sorry i have been busy since the meat packing plant gave me my job back, i have forgotten to congratulate our boy knugen aka the aidsman (his choice to name himself that, not mine) on our newest member of the balatro family
over the weekend he welcomed his newborn baby boy and little baby brother into the world, i told him all that hanky panky was for making babies and here we are
he's a shy guy so message him directly to congratulate him thanks
whole junco
Yippee
honest hull
my suspiciously jimbo shaped package came in
glossy fulcrum
finally, sustenance
oak citrus
edgy salmon
rain wharf
bro doing allat
split swallow
My jimbo plush arrived, but I’m still at work 
fiery grotto
Atleast you got one
edgy salmon
My jimbo plush arrived, but I’m still at work <:pou:1238984660353159231>
quit so you can go home
split swallow
quit so you can go home
You are so right
split swallow
Well, I am salary pay, so I could technically do that lmao
shadow estuary
any fate fans!!!
rough ore
any FIL fans !!
blissful elm
mrrow
peak goblet
my suspiciously jimbo shaped package came in
I wonder what it is
spare spruce
top of the mornin to all ya fine lads and lassy's
modest star
Let’s say I only have a mobile device, how do I share my screen when going live on YouTube
modest star
Running won't save you
Gulp
dusty lynx
my suspiciously jimbo shaped package came in
takes it and runs away as well
honest hull
:[
honest hull
thank you for atoning for your sin
sand valley
peak has been reached
shell flint
wheat coral
peak has been reached
the nubbler
is pregnancy still meta I'm avoiding nubby content until I can buy the game
modern berry
Got my red deck today
thorny mango
Got my red deck today
pull up to poker night, hide the jokers in your sleeve and sneak them in front of you and use them when you’re losing
gray harness
broing my tato rn
foggy wharf
Got my red deck today
so it's a deck of cards, but has 4 jokers 
indigo gale
Peak gaming
ember halo
big fan of mosa lina
civic flax
big fan of mosa lina
game?
civic flax
damn, cool tho
wise wing
young jetty
why am i getting so many dm's congratulating me for having my non specific gendered child from this server
edgy salmon
Cus people want to congratulate ypu
young jetty
how the hell did they know
edgy salmon
Someone musta snitched
young jetty
must have been a follower on my x account
keen shore
why am i getting so many dm's congratulating me for having my non specific gende...
This one?
young jetty
they are not a pear please do not refer to my partner as pear
timber oyster
pearl flume
Please answer the following prompt:
What is the funniest joke you've ever heard ? Share it with the class.
fiery grotto
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot’s house
||Knock knock||
||Who’s there?||
||The chicken||
pulsar tree
Wow
rough ore
nasa could put a man on mars rn if they locked tf in
fiery grotto
Real
next cradle
big fan of mosa lina
Fuck yes
ebon osprey
odd oxide
Bro why do penguins sound like that
fiery grotto
Lol
pearl flume
The M.O.A finds the purpose of this date an unnecessary celebration.
strange lintel
only 2 hours and 9 minutes until trans folk turn invisible again until next year 🥀
fiery grotto
Oh interesting, new localthunk pfp
Youd think of all days this would be the day where they would have a fool pfp 💀
cloud light
I'm betting he'll change it back to the fool tomorrow 
odd oxide
fading hedge
Yo should i sleep?
vale cliff
No
jolly pier
no way
shell flint
Yo should i sleep?
yesn't
jolly pier
where my sleep deprived gang at 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
young jetty
hvn't slept fully in 3 days and i have work tommorow as a milker
barren rampart
compact fjord
hvn't slept fully in 3 days and i have work tommorow as a milker
Jarvis, apply to all milker positions in my area code
prime mantle
Might be invisible
But still haunting your ass
visual sail
0/10 April fools day
No gameplay update
vale cliff
When were they invisible?
prime mantle
When were they invisible?
crude sonnet
im invisible like a joker. (uh) i like to play poker (yuh)
shy veldt
vale cliff
Ohhhh, I see
dusty lynx
dumb question time
how powerful is too powerful?
vale cliff
For what?
west hatch
nothing is too powerful
vale cliff
Anime protagonists: look at Saitama for reference
edgy salmon
dumb question time
how powerful is too powerful?
once the world starts ending that's a good indicator that it's gone too far
vale cliff
dumb question time
how powerful is too powerful?
LASIK: that one scene in Final Destination 5 for reference
prime mantle
it's the real one
fossil mango
Merch idea: can we have a 2nd special edition irl playing card deck of jokers? Throw in some holos and maybe a steel too? I just got the Fangamer.com deck and it's great. Also, my first time here, hello 👋🏻
vale cliff
Hey
odd oxide
Man this April fools is completely devoid of foolery
prime mantle
wheezing at darktide rn
got this with Headburst on psyker
new gamemode is hilarious
pearl flume
M.O.A Idea: A zombie doctor and a Robot who both believe they created eachother. The Zombie thinks it crafted and gave sentience to the robot. While the robot believe it resurrected the zombie from the grave. They both spend time "repairing" eachother's broken parts repeatedly.
||The truth is they've been "repairing" eachother whenever they broke down so often that they've been doing this for decades and each time one's memories break, the other has to replace it so no one knows.||
fading hedge
should i sell mail-in-rebate so i can get the poly parking?
tacit quail
HELL NAW
tacit quail
should i sell mail-in-rebate so i can get the poly parking?
Not you btw
WTF WAS THAT
fading hedge
idek...
tacit quail
should i sell mail-in-rebate so i can get the poly parking?
Do you have a face card build
fading hedge
rn i got 0 build i literally have nothing on my deck changed lol
tbh idk how i got this far
tacit quail
I say go for it
whole junco
tbh idk how i got this far
Why is it just numbers
tacit quail
Ur build looks like it's more for playing number cards
pearl flume
I think the shade of diamonds and hearts are a little too alkke
Alike*
Maybe you can make diamonds a brighter shade of yellow
tacit quail
damn alright thats crazy
Imagine you get Barron after
fading hedge
Maybe you can make diamonds a brighter shade of yellow
in game you can easily tell
sour pilot
Maybe you can make diamonds a brighter shade of yellow
i kinda agree with this, the drop shadow looks red on both and the all black suit colours isnt doing it justice either
sour pilot
it just looks a little out of place with the spade border being white with a black drop shadow
fading hedge
finished it loading it into the game then lets see how good it is
I SWEAR IT LOOKED BETTER ON PAINT..NET WHAT IS THIS???
oak citrus
Neon sign mod
fading hedge
its a mod called big and bold letters i think but i edited it so currently i am the only one with this neon lettering texture
prime mantle
biug and bold letters
Look inside
numbers
fading hedge
i will continue working on it
this is version 2
they looked kinda yellow in paint net but thats fine
how is it now?
cold dawn
fiery grotto
So satisfying
cold dawn
This one took me an ungodly amount of time
edgy quiver
This one took me an ungodly amount of time
celeste player located
fiery grotto
This one took me an ungodly amount of time
Dangg
I wanna say Ive spent way to much time being stuch on golden strawberry chapter 3
oak citrus
I played Celeste when it was called Super Meat Boy
fiery grotto
Have you 100%d it?
edgy quiver
depends on what you mean by 100%
fiery grotto
fair
edgy quiver
i got it from itch so no achievements
but i've done basically everything there is to do
except like
6 goldens or so, and full clears (which aren't hard to do)
fiery grotto
For some reason Im struggling with goldens 😭 they shouldnt be this hard
I just have a skill issue
fiery grotto
Well that makes me feel better
edgy quiver
you just gotta have patience and develop some strats for the rooms you die to often, which you probably already know
fiery grotto
Im like 10hours in for 3ag
edgy quiver
honestly sounds normal
fiery grotto
Alright well thats good
fiery grotto
lol
I might do mods eventually. Im hoping to 100% complete the game --> 1 hour speedrun --> mods
edgy quiver
like this one
edgy quiver
I might do mods eventually. Im hoping to 100% complete the game --> 1 hour speed...
1 hour speedrun really isn't that difficult
it's far easier than 100%ing the game
fiery grotto
Yeah I dont expect it to be, but I wanna at least do it once
edgy quiver
(if you're counting the goldens)
but also, unsolicited piece of advice
if you get burnt out on the base game, do take a look at mods
they really helped reignite my passion for the game
fiery grotto
Alright
edgy quiver
and i came back a much better player for it
to the extent that outside of the goldens, the vanilla game frankly offers no challenge to me
fiery grotto
I hope to be that good eventually
just gotta put in the effort
I started last christmas so I think Im doing pretty well
edgy quiver
nah that's great
it took me a good couple years to actually get around to finishing chapter 9
fiery grotto
Oh wow
pearl flume
I'm floating in a most peculiar way and the stars looks very different today.
manic idol
Guys Im going to go try the minecraft meal
fiery grotto
Also Im changing my name for the day since the mods are doing it
edgy quiver
what's this joker role
and when am i going to be rid of this newbie badge
(rhetorical question)
fiery grotto
It was given back in the demos to people that were a big part of the community
edgy quiver
so you're a bigshot, got it :)
fiery grotto
In Localthunk's words, "to cool people"
fiery grotto
so you're a bigshot, got it :)
Tbh all I did was break the game a few times with bugs and just be in the community for most of the day when not at school
fiery grotto
Btw today marks the anniversary of one of the most powerful bugs that still exist, SUAS (Sans Undertale Ante Skip)
edgy quiver
i's april 1, you're not fooling me
fiery grotto
🙂 Thats what they all say, until they realize that its actually true
manic idol
Hii chat
edgy quiver
🙂 Thats what they all say, until they realize that its actually true
eli5
fiery grotto
edgy quiver
wild
edgy quiver
explain like i'm 5
fiery grotto
Ah
edgy quiver
i leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine whether i'm actually 5
fiery grotto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNcWdeNtfZo
Btw this is one of the weaker bugs that exist in the game rn that help you
since the setup is so hard to make
edgy quiver
from my experience in the celeste speedrunning community
cold dawn
Smooth
edgy quiver
speedrunners will stop at nothing
fiery grotto
Real
edgy quiver
"tas-only" is but a phrase to them
fiery grotto
Smooth
How are you moving through the game so fast O_O, btw that room took a bit for me because I didnt realize you could dash out of feathers early
fiery grotto
"tas-only" is but a phrase to them
Honestly, there is a way to beat balatro faster with bugs but there is so many frame perfects you have to do that its tas only
cold dawn
How are you moving through the game so fast O_O, btw that room took a bit for me...
These are old clips
I grinded this game during last summer
iirc
fiery grotto
Ah makes sense
cold dawn
On my white wifi router 5
fiery grotto
was gonna say you were just in chapter 9 and now are on B side chapter (6?)
edgy quiver
there are probably some crazy folks who've done farewell before any b sides
fiery grotto
Actually wait dont you need B sides for chapter 9?
glass nimbus
Hi chat. I'm designing custom pokemons for my romhack. What types do you think this one has?
cold dawn
Actually wait dont you need B sides for chapter 9?
U do for the second half
to get access to the second half
fiery grotto
Oh yeah thats right
ionic bone
glass nimbus
Actually wait dont you need B sides for chapter 9?
You need 15 hearts
cold dawn
im stuck on b side 9
fiery grotto
because first half you only need the blue hearts
edgy quiver
You need 15 hearts
you can skip
it's not that hard
the game doesn't tell you of course but you can do it
fiery grotto
Oh yeah and the skip exists, I forgot that also
fiery grotto
Chapter 9 has a B side?
fiery grotto
you mean 7
fiery grotto
Makes sense
edgy quiver
not looking forward to goldening 7b
fiery grotto
Ive still gotta survive chapter 3 before 7
Honestly I was planning to watch tv but you guys have convinced me to play celeste
edgy quiver
i'm grinding c++ now
fiery grotto
Im waiting for the update to do C++
mainly because when glitch hunting I deleted the save without thinking
cold dawn
I have no clue on how i get past this
edgy quiver
do you know what wallbounces are?
fiery grotto
I think I cheesed it when I first did it by doing a corner jump
edgy quiver
you could use these
cold dawn
do you know what wallbounces are?
Yes but i cant pull off that tech
that it makes u do
edgy quiver
that's ok, they're not required
you dash up, grab the sides of the spiky blocks, then jump off and dash up and grab the wall above
if you're still stuck you can send a recording
fiery grotto
But they cant do the second one then?
edgy quiver
hm, true
cold dawn
If i use 2 dashes on the first i cant do the second part
tough pawn
i'm pretty sure wallbounces are just straight up required for that part unless you do some messed up crouch dashes
edgy quiver
yeah proly
edgy quiver
i think i've done it using wavedashes before
edgy quiver
could try them but i think you gotta do wallbounces
edgy quiver
there's no such thing
you probably just press jump for longer than you think
when you wallbounce
cold dawn
im p sure u have to dash into the wall at the right time and then jump at the right time
edgy quiver
you can change the timing of the jump and how long you keep it pressed to go higher or lower but it's still the same tech
somewhat analogous to how wavedashes and extended hypers are basically the same hting
just one is from the air
do you want me to post a clip showing how?
fiery grotto
Im trying to get there myself
I remembered you can demo dash under the button gates lol
sharp sky
I have no clue on how i get past this
when i played through the b sides the first time i already knew what hypers were so i just used a bunch of hypers in this section lol
also for some of the wallbounces (probably not this one) you can actually skip doing a wallbounce and instead jump off of the block you were supposed to bounce on and still make it through
manic idol
Flint and Meal
manic idol
10 piece fries and a “collectable”
lusty blaze
what is the collectable
pale swallow
10 piece fries and a “collectable”
Can I eat the collecti(a)ble
manic idol
I just got the grimace shake egg
pale swallow
“Do NOT spawn grimace in Minecraft! (GONE WRONG)”
rough ore
tiny briar
glossy fulcrum
saturday:
prime mantle
dusty lynx
young jetty
hello cutest server on discord
dusty lynx
(god that pfp and what you just sent gives some very weird vibes)
young jetty
gave you the ick? 💅🏿 ✨
manic idol
I just hold my first baby 😭
prime mantle
insane swagger, rah
tardy kraken
Flint and Meal
The mcdonalds
dusty lynx
I just hold my first baby 😭
how was it?
edgy quiver
hopefully winning with this
doing three of a kind build with a bunch of fancy sixes
alright, that won
fiery grotto
Nice
edgy quiver
9 jokers left
i really used to underrate 3oak
but it's a good hand for ante 8 runs
it scales reasonably well and is easier to find than 4oak
and doesn't require as much deckfixing
edgy quiver
yes
fiery grotto
unlike 2 pair which only does +1
fiery grotto
Yeah
edgy quiver
unlike 2 pair which only does +1
yeah two pair is a bit awkward i find
unless you find square and/or pants
fiery grotto
yeah you need a +multi like pants to make it worth
honestly square doesnt help its case, you dont really need more chips with 2pairs, just need more +multi
edgy quiver
well the thing with both square joker and pants is that you can easily pivot to another hand
if you've scaled them up enough
which is nice
fiery grotto
true, its just square is so little
edgy quiver
it doesn't have to be, i've scaled it up to 200+ chips before
fiery grotto
Id rather get the money from winning in 1 hand
Idk, maybe its just me but I wish it was like +9 chips
per upgrade
edgy quiver
ngl that would be broken
i think it's low because it's very easy to scale
you can consistently scale it by at least 16 chips per round
the other ones are more inconsistent
fiery grotto
I mean runner with shortcut/fourfingers can consistently get 15, and you get money from bonus hands, and can keep going if you dont one shot
Idk, maybe its because I just like money to much
edgy quiver
that's two jokers though, but i agree i like runner better
i really like straights but i've lost more runs than i would've liked to not being able to find one
i's definitely the hardest hand to play around
fiery grotto
Yeah you really need to get good vouchers/destroy cards so you can confirm find them
edgy quiver
shortcut/four fingers both help but that's an extra joker slot you could've used for something that does score
mhm
doing jokerless with straights is what really helped me grasp how to use them properly
fiery grotto
I remember yee olden days when the strat was telescope and just play straights
edgy quiver
i mean that's kind of what i did in jokerless hah
fiery grotto
Lol
edgy quiver
also small question
for straights is it beter to thin the two ends of the deck or just one of hem
i do both typically and it's also what i've seen top players like BU do
but i'm not sure what's optimal
fiery grotto
Ah sorry got distracted
For me I normally just get rid of the lower half of cards, but thats just my preference and honestly, I play a lot of glitched content so my advice can be a bit murky
edgy quiver
i suppose it won't matter for long
manic idol
how was it?
Heavy
edgy quiver
just need to sticker these 9 jokers...
edgy quiver
woo roguelike chess
edgy quiver
well it's as much chess as balatro is poker
dusty lynx
very good bludgeoning weapons
edgy quiver
i.e. not very much
fiery grotto
Hmmmm, I dont approve of it adding slot machines but tbh its fine since Im assuming its just in game currency
edgy quiver
i mean
fiery grotto
Anyways it looks cool
edgy quiver
balatro rerolls are a glorified slots machine
as long as it's ingame currency i think it's okay
fiery grotto
Yk fair Ig
manic idol
well it is a baby
He aint even a month old vro
fiery grotto
But yeah if there is a free demo Id definitely check it out
tiny briar
edgy quiver
what's this
tawdry matrix
Easily hack right
fiery grotto
Eh Id say they are about equal
fiery grotto
Its really good, just get glass 2,3,4,5 and boom it can become like a 4x joker by itself
and can help with lucky and stuff
just gotta learn how to use the enhancements. Dusk same thing, except last hand and doesnt need the 2,3,4,5
nova cliff
if we're thinking a8 gs, dusk requires less deck fixing at the expense of lower potential ceiling value like ticket farming or lucky card farming so probably dusk
glossy fulcrum
Easily hack right
dusk is better because it can more easily provide score
hack’s onlu better if you deckfix at least quite a bit
prime mantle
erratic chads
rough ore
what is clearly game related discussion in off-topic
imagine
thorny mango
what is clearly game related discussion in off-topic
imagine
We’ve come full circle
rough ore
Paypal me in advance and I might consider
thorny mango
joins balatro discord server (silly card game)
asks about testers for an AI application instead of posting it online
Not suspicious at all
rough ore
bro thinks he's him
vivid bronze
Even has the nerve of joining today
rough ore
the one philanthropist who paypals random people on discord when nobody believes him because of scammers
thorny mango
God DAMN that took me a bit, spoilers for todays balatrodle
strong lintel
thorny mango
Nooooo!!!! What if he was an honest upstanding guy who wanted to give back to the balatro community!!!!!
sullen portal
Nooooo!!!! What if he was an honest upstanding guy who wanted to give back to th...
alas
pearl mural
also sorry i have been busy since the meat packing plant gave me my job back, i ...
dude what's going on...
@young jetty fatty
bromista if you see this...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😢..
don't listen to that ugly swedish starwing, blood shitting rotting fatherless bitchless abused autistic insomniac loser he ain't nothing
me and angel1 love you very much..
also that baby boy is in the foster care
don't ask don't tell i paid 2000 рублей for that placenta too
civic flax
odd osprey
https://youtu.be/lYQmQGDLSJU?si=i8Asx5d3CAGn254k
A chess rougelite? Count me in
civic flax
https://tenor.com/view/stealing-memes-meme-steal-gif-3105442878244837622
exactly
edgy salmon
ay yk thats alright cus I stole it too
civic flax
😭
young jetty
<@261908342199418880> fatty
who are you
solar root
fallen obsidian
CHAT
fiery grotto
Imagine its just rickroll
cold dawn
My favourite chapter 9 screen before the second half
split swallow
CHAT
Cool music lineup. I hope the anime is good, all I’ve seen of it is that teaser of Dante saving a woman, and “struggling to come up with a catchphrase” after, and it made me very disinterested
dire pelican
dusty lynx
dumb question time
would you wiggle the jello?
oak citrus
Hell yes I would
pearl mural
dumb question time
would you wiggle the jello?
bright zodiac
https://youtu.be/2Xnp5g7EifM?feature=shared
Damn it, I was too slow to post it!
fiery grotto
dumb question time
would you wiggle the jello?
Who wouldnt?
thats the real question
orchid pelican
My bingo for switch 2 direct
fiery grotto
https://youtu.be/2Xnp5g7EifM?feature=shared
W
orchid pelican
Hi shadowbulb
fiery grotto
Hi
gray harness
i managed to get 2 of the same legendary weapons lmao
fiery grotto
Lol
gray harness
I ended up with -260% damage from the character's debuff (duplicate weapons/items give -10% damage)
fiery grotto
It was worth it though
gray harness
Yeah, the pearl is going to be pretty useful for endless shenanigans
leaden quartz
can yall agree with me on this: it's unprofessional to ban people without an explanation, while they are offline
edgy salmon
It's discord nothing professional to be had bud
oak citrus
Who cares, tbh
edgy salmon
Exactly
fiery grotto
Real
but I mean depending on what happened it could be important
Like lets say you got hacked with offline and come back to a ban and dont know you were hacked
modern heart
@sand valley i think i hit a round 27 infinite lol
sand valley
<@247708166157107200> i think i hit a round 27 infinite lol
yeah ive done that before lol
hold on i have the clip
round 32
modern heart
yeah, same concept i think
sand valley
yeah it was just pre 1.3 update
modern heart
mutant terry is honestly sick
sand valley
yeah thats balogna
modern heart
yeah that seems like it can get silly
early game cheese house with on bounce trigger or something lol
i pulled a googol run off a few days ago
sand valley
ya same
modern heart
right after the new mollusk dropped and before it got sent to ultrarare lol
sand valley
right after the new mollusk dropped and before it got sent to ultrarare lol
that was exactly how i did it
modern heart
was it mollusk seal stacking
sand valley
cant remember
i had molusk and squid+
the way i did it a 2nd time was when fly was a really easy trigger
it was like every 2 pegs popped or something if the highest peg was popped first
modern heart
i had 3 mollusk+/squid+ with 1 seal+ and 3 e-block+
sand valley
i love e block
modern heart
and a ton of triggers
they would just particle accelerator onto the seal and mollusk would trigger forever
god damn baron build lookin
modern heart
the prestige one?
sand valley
who basically gets harder the more you win with him
modern heart
oh so its permanent for the character
sand valley
i believe so
fiery grotto
I see wow thats insane
modern heart
i ahd this happen to me yesterday, dont know what vcaused it lol
sand valley
i have 5 challenges left to do
sand valley
i ahd this happen to me yesterday, dont know what vcaused it lol
damn
the blood rain one is always funny when you have a halving run
shell flint
and thats how i lost my medical license 
jaunty gulch
Guys which one
oak citrus
Plz aksept mine gift0
thorny mango
Plz aksept mine gift0
Tyyyy :3
jaunty gulch
Plz aksept mine gift0
Why no work :(
thorny mango
Traverser clutching up fr
oak citrus
I am here to plz
modern heart
the blood rain one is always funny when you have a halving run
the terry boss fight killed me earlier lol
first time i lost to a boss fight
sinful escarp
Guys which one
Both, duh
orchid pelican
Deltarune tomorrow
pearl flume
Please choose a fictional character before clicking the black bar.
||Could their problem be solved with therapy ? If so, what kind of person would they be afterwards ?||
icy halo
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||Could thei...
Jimbo’s || problem of not being good late game could not be solved with therapy because he would just meet the therapist and they would go (+4 mult!). But if they could, he just wouldn’t be the same 😢 ||
fiery grotto
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||Could thei...
Me
||No, you cant just get rid of me with a simple therapy||
weak sigil
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||Could thei...
Egg
||No everyone always sells him and doesnt see his true power||
tacit quail
dusty lynx
dumb question time
what is the greatest cheese to ever live?
naive yew
dumb question time
what is the greatest cheese to ever live?
Swiss
oak citrus
Muenster
sharp sky
oak citrus
Dope af
fiery grotto
I dont understand
Like
Wha
My brain
You did the walldash thing on the thing that launches outwards and then the dash just went super sayan
oak citrus
I don't know Celeste, but does hitting that disappearing platform restore a double jump or something?
static quest
dumb question time
what is the greatest cheese to ever live?
pepper jack
fiery grotto
I don't know Celeste, but does hitting that disappearing platform restore a doub...
Yes
Touching any ground for long enough will give a dash (besides some cases that I cant say cause spoilers)
oak citrus
This looks like one of them there speedrunning tricks
odd oxide
Talking for 25 hours straight is insane
oak citrus
Fr fr
odd oxide
I'd consider myself pretty eloquent and a decent public speaker but I don't think I can pull even 3 hours
oak citrus
Dude fasted and stopped drinking water to prepare for it too. Like a boxer trying to make weight
fiery grotto
Real
oak citrus
This is just his first time doing it. Think what he learned for the next time he breaks a record
odd oxide
And like bro Lowkey had bars
Well ig it's like drake with his far-too-long albums
If you throw this much shit at the wall some is bound to stick
oak citrus
But for 25 straight hours? To have consistent ideas throughout is one of the real impressive aspects of it
neon yacht
que haces
exotic slate
there's been times when they've done filibusters like that where they just read the phone book and stuff
sharp bay
opal laurel
Chat, is it worth swapping to CachyOS from Bazzite?
prisma viper
jovial isle
my phone finally understands me
odd oxide
nah is bro french
young jetty
my phone finally understands me
I’m sorry
prime mantle
my phone finally understands me
I'm so sorry
jovial isle
nah is bro french
yeah dude, my bad
prime mantle
pearl vale
Whoever is reading this you lost the game
hasty light
Is this loss?
edgy salmon
astronomically unlikely
have you seen the clips theyve put out this shit is not a good comedy
odd oxide
I mean I assume it's gonna be really funny a la the room
edgy salmon
And I assume it'll be an absolutely horrendous butchery of the favorite thing of my entire childhood and not funny at all, just like the fnaf movie, I'm only going because my best friend wants to see it with me and I want to make him happy
personally I dont stand for it and I'd punch jack black in the throat if I had the chance
odd oxide
Yeah don't really want to support this type of art financially either
prime mantle
it'll be funny to see the lady get some block
odd oxide
Also yeah I'm ngl jack black does not have that much rizz ngl
pale swallow
Really just a Segway into a part of a dream I wanna mention
@gritty rose you were in one of my delusional ass dreams a few days ago, all you did was noclip into a ceiling and I never saw you again
odd oxide
Dare i say he's quite cringe
manic idol
edgy salmon
Also yeah I'm ngl jack black does not have that much rizz ngl
im just pissed because why did they hire fucking JACK BLACK to play steve
pale swallow
im just pissed because why did they hire fucking JACK BLACK to play steve
It’s funny
edgy salmon
steve has the strength of a damn demigod why did they cast this fatass
odd oxide
Really just a Segway into a part of a dream I wanna mention
<@36681743799733452...
Did you mean segue
Segway is the thing that white people fall over on
edgy salmon
at least give me a man hunk to look at if you're gonna beat my childhood to death and piss on the corpse
pale swallow
Did you mean segue
Eh I just wanted to say that weird dream
Like I said two things to them and my brain used them as a figure for a gag
odd oxide
I'm also gonna take this opportunity to bitch about the peaches song
So unbelievably bad
Shit was plaguing my school
edgy salmon
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YALL MFS
A TRIANGLE CAN HAVE ONLY ONE RIGHT OR OBTUSE ANGLE, THE OTHER TWO ANGLES MUST BE ACUTE
odd oxide
🧐
prime mantle
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YALL MFS
A TRIANGLE CAN HAVE ONLY ONE RIGHT OR OBTU...
🥱 silence, flatter
pale swallow
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YALL MFS
A TRIANGLE CAN HAVE ONLY ONE RIGHT OR OBTU...
Just have a negative angle
severe aurora
Nintendo Direct
odd oxide
pause
let us ruminate on this for a brief moment
their writing is this fire?!!
just finished the ep
absolute cinema
go check it out
plan 75
odd oxide
nintendo
gritty rose
Really just a Segway into a part of a dream I wanna mention
<@36681743799733452...
I’m glad I could haunt your dreams
pale swallow
I’m glad I could haunt your dreams
Nah you made it better 🔥 🔥 🔥
tough pawn
DELTARUNE 3 AND 4 ANNOUNCED
noble verge
god damn it i was just gonna say that
tired zenith
noble verge
that trailer for it was so sick
odd oxide
Silksong mentioned
manic idol
June 5th... Deltarune June 5th....
radiant tiger
BRO SILKSONG??
AND DELTARUNE
3 AND 4
THIS ISN'T APRIL 1ST ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RN RIGHT
PLEASE
vapid kayak
I don't need to cope any longer.
noble verge
BRO SILKSONG??
yeah
vapid kayak
I can die in peace.
radiant tiger
BLOODBORNE 2?
noble verge
THIS ISN'T APRIL 1ST ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RN RIGHT
a true skonger doesnt need to see timezones knight. they know by pure animal instinct
radiant tiger
BLOODBORNE 2?
???
radiant tiger
a true skonger doesnt need to see timezones knight. they know by pure animal ins...
I'd rather kms than call myself a skonger
noble verge
I'd rather kms than call myself a skonger
loser
radiant tiger
my feelings
vapid kayak
It's real, but they only showed it for like five seconds.
granite wasp
Why did they show it like another game
It might deserve a bit of time, I mean, maybe
vapid kayak
I don't know about anybody else but I had a heart palpitation when they showed it.
brisk saffron
The footage was old 😦
leaden quartz
KIRBY. WITH SAKURAI. MY LIFE IS CLOSE TO COMPLETE (WILL ONLY BE COMPLETED ONCE ICE CLIMBER 2 COMES OUT)
granite wasp
I don't know about anybody else but I had a heart palpitation when they showed i...
Tears were dropped
lone urchin
I've never played hollow knight in my life but I feel happy anyways
edgy salmon
I've never played hollow knight in my life but I feel happy anyways
I haven't either and I don't plan to
bold axle
@moderators I sold my android and i have balatro on both PC and android
but since im on ios right now the android one is obsolete. can i get the ios one free?
vapid kayak
@lone urchin you need to play it, it's a solid 9.8/10
edgy salmon
play on your pc
rigid kiln
i cant believe that they showed silksong
edgy salmon
why did you buy an ios in the first place
sullen portal
mods don't work for playstack or local thunk so
odd oxide
iphones are good devices !!!!!
edgy salmon
no theyre not
vapid kayak
iphones are good devices !!!!!
Lies
bold axle
where can i contact the devs?
odd oxide
dont
edgy salmon
you shouldnt have bought an ios man its simple as that
sullen portal
i leave that as an exercise to the reader but suggest you leave the dev, the one guy, alone
bold axle
@edgy salmon dude read the first text properly first
sullen portal
hey now, let's play nice
odd oxide
average discord user
edgy salmon
how was that toxic
odd oxide
🧐
vapid kayak
ios is just objectively worse in almost every way.
edgy salmon
yeah
bold axle
i sold my android man
edgy salmon
you shouldve gotten another android
sullen portal
so you have some money to buy a new copy of balatro it sounds like
vapid kayak
What phone was it?
bold axle
anyway got no help thanks deleting and going back to dota
sullen portal
bye!
vapid kayak
edgy salmon
anyway got no help thanks deleting and going back to dota
have fun!
sullen portal
sorry you took not getting the answer you wanted as "unhelpful"!
edgy salmon
what if instead of so peak it was so peep and it had lots of marshmallow peeps to eat up yumyumyum
vapid kayak
I don't like his accent, so I'm not listening to it.
edgy salmon
cant even be british in the big 25
that hasnt been allowed since like 1776
humble hedge
Silksong is real
edgy salmon
ok
vapid kayak
We know
edgy salmon
weve heard
humble hedge
Yea
sullen portal
it will release this time for sure 
vapid kayak
Your a bit late to the party.
humble hedge
Suree
sullen portal
hollow knight discord going crazy rn
edgy salmon
cant wait to hear about it and nothing else for the next week
humble hedge
Your a bit late to the party.
I had my own party, i just go on every server now and say "silksong is real"
bye
edgy salmon
thats silly
leaden quartz
iykyk
spice token
for a split second I thought it was the IX remake
glossy fulcrum
the movement is fun
noble verge
yeah
noble verge
the movement is fun
meh
mental sentinel
I though the start of the wheelchair basketball thing was splatoon music, I'm so sad 😭
noble verge
ive always found galaxys movement janky
sullen portal
no 3d mario sadly
there was a 3d mario it just happens to be a donkey kong
noble verge
there was a 3d mario it just happens to be a donkey kong
yeah lmao
spice token
I though the start of the wheelchair basketball thing was splatoon music, I'm so...
wheelchair basketball
mental sentinel
there was a 3d mario it just happens to be a donkey kong
DK DRG
spice token
there was a 3d mario it just happens to be a donkey kong
Lmao
DK being the closing thing
sullen portal
an exclusive fromsoft game was def not on my bingo card
mental sentinel
it it actually exclusive?
sullen portal
sony owns a minority stake in fromsoft so it's WILD to me it wouldn't at least be switch 2/ps5
sullen portal
it it actually exclusive?
it said only on switch 2 yeah
mental sentinel
damm
sullen portal
well it said "only on switch 2" with "2026" below so like maybe it's a timed exclusive but even then
new hyrule warriors too. big pogs
sullen portal
kirby was due but man what a pull
mental sentinel
open world mario kart 💀
spice token
you know what
noble verge
pretty excited for hff2 as well
edgy salmon
the only nintendo game im excited for is the new tomodachi life and Im not even gonna buy that
spice token
I am wondering if they are gonna do Smash Nintendo Switch 2 version
Now that a new smash is absolutely out of the question since sakurai is doing kirby air ride
I hope we get that
marble vine
DELTARUNE
edgy salmon
yeah you're both late
prime mantle
my bad dawg, i was taking a long nap with my girlfriend
edgy salmon
my bad dawg, i was taking a long nap with my girlfriend
good for you!
toxic cedar
Huge day for annoying people
edgy salmon
fr bro
prime mantle
never played hollowknight, nor do i really care about silksong
edgy salmon
no you like deltarune you get no breaks
prime mantle
it's kinda neat to see waht is effectively bloodborne 2
edgy salmon
i dont know what that is
prime mantle
edgy salmon
yeah see I dont play nintendo switch so the only time I hear about nintendo games is whenever whatever annoying fanbase the game has starts shitting their pants and spreading it everywhere
or if its tomodachi life because I like tomodachi life
I use to have tomodachi life on my 2DS and I had lots of funny characters like peter griffin and 2pac in it
I lost the cartridge tho ):
edgy salmon
Will the Nintendo switch 2 have a fish button that when pressed does nothing
marble vine
hopefully
candid hearth
https://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/1907430913148944627
SILKSONG IS REEEEAAAAALLL
I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS
edgy salmon
Why
flint kiln
Why
because hollow knight was basically universally considered to be very very good
plus skong is a little different
manic idol
Its 450 bucks 😭😭
flint kiln
because we didn't really get news for years
flint kiln
Its 450 bucks 😭😭
tbh that's not as bad as I'd expect
dunno when I'll get it though
still expensive
prime mantle
banger anti-scalper measure
vapid kayak
Thank god.
wild steppe
guys how'd i do on this one (ignore the first part)
vestal hill
humble hedge
Forgot bingo
crisp blade
If silksong drops during finals I may fail my classes
prime mantle
On steam it has a release date allegedly
modern heart
Yeah, I was just checking myself lol
Since a friend had shown me a screenshot with a release date
prime mantle
wait lmfao
pokemon z-a has beam battles
if both pokemon use projectiles at the same time, the strongers projectiles wipe the weaker ones
vivid bronze
Forgot bingo
What was the original bingo sheet? I can't see some of the entries 😅
humble hedge
What was the original bingo sheet? I can't see some of the entries 😅
One sec
prime mantle
Yeah, I was just checking myself lol
main acorn
This is the most “screw you” shop I’ve ever seen
thorny mango
This is the most “screw you” shop I’ve ever seen
Buy the jerker pack and you can make profit with a editioned rare 🤑🤑🤑
odd oxide
God I hate the thing
Where people do the world record for like a largest food item
And it's always fucking disgusting
timber oyster
banger anti-scalper measure
even more bangers when you realize they released 2 versions in the japanese market to combat foreign scalpers
basically a cheaper version that only displays in japanese and only accepts JP ninty accounts, and a more expensive, multilingual version that is more in line with international releases.
tardy kraken
Imagine if silksong gets delayed till 2027 and never releases
prime mantle
Imagine if silksong gets delayed till 2027 and never releases
2025 babyyyyy
tardy kraken
2025 babyyyyy
prime mantle
X
pale swallow
This is just an April fools joke watch
tardy kraken
🥱 https://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/1907430913148944627
Peak fiction
prime mantle
yeah man
april fools joke on the 2nd on the official nintento direct
pale swallow
They’re gonna say “ha ha we lied” next month or something
solar trail
At this point, it's all a joke
tardy kraken
yeah man
april fools joke on the 2nd on the official nintento direct
New donkey kong looks good and the new disabled basketball game looks also good
prime mantle
New donkey kong looks good and the new disabled basketball game looks also good
enter the gungeon 2 looks neat
tardy kraken
enter the gungeon 2 looks neat
Yeah
solar trail
Excited about the 3D
prime mantle
pokemon z-a beam battles are funny
pale swallow
Beam clash from dragon ball
solar trail
Was hoping for Spire 2 news 😔
tardy kraken
pokemon z-a beam battles are funny
Imagine you can fight on the train tracks and then suddenly a big train comes and kills you and your pokemon
fiery grotto
Was hoping for Spire 2 news 😔
Same
tardy kraken
Same
Well it will happen but it just depends I thought spire 2 was already announced on the switch
fiery grotto
Idk I dont pay attention
solar trail
Well it will happen but it just depends I thought spire 2 was already announced ...
Just wanted more revealed since most companies wait for big events like this
fiery grotto
ah apparently 2025
tardy kraken
Just wanted more revealed since most companies wait for big events like this
Yeah I think Nintendo just wanted to show the power and some fan favorite games like deltarune
Is balatro on the switch
solar trail
Yeah I think Nintendo just wanted to show the power and some fan favorite games ...
Looks like the biggest jump I've ever seen from Nintendo in terms of hardware/upgrades. Actually impressed
exotic slate
this is cracked
solar trail
But I'm not supporting $80 games holy fuck
exotic slate
like a massive jump in mechanics compared to their previous games
prime mantle
like a *massive* jump in mechanics compared to their previous games
well it's a legends game, so
fights are realtime, which is fun
you actually gotta walk in a fight to dodge shit
exotic slate
yeah
tardy kraken
Looks like the biggest jump I've ever seen from Nintendo in terms of hardware/up...
Yeah jumping from barely running pokemon to run elden ring 2k wwe and cyberpunk is insane
exotic slate
very excited for the game ngl
prime mantle
Yeah jumping from barely running pokemon to run elden ring 2k wwe and cyberpunk ...
use something else than pokemon
exotic slate
like I loved PLA despite all of its flaws I haven't seen a single thing from Z-A that I've hated so far
topaz tundra
tardy kraken
very excited for the game ngl
I am very exited for the donkey Kong game
tardy kraken
use something else than pokemon
What else
exotic slate
use something else than pokemon
also ngl speaking from tangential experience to the modding community SV and SwSh had some very botched development
prime mantle
pokemon ran like shit not because of the switch
exotic slate
very botched development
tardy kraken
I love this presentation of the new deltarune chapter
solar trail
It's definitely because of the switch lmfao
prime mantle
ok man
and unreal engine games run like shit because they're running on bad PCs?
and minecraft with mods runs like shit cause you're running it on a bad pc?
tardy kraken
My only concern is the online because it seems nothing really changes with it
tardy kraken
and unreal engine games run like shit because they're running on bad PCs?
Yes hardware problems will cause game problems if the hardware is overwhelmed
prime mantle
switch can run top game but not bottom game, totally the platform fault and not dogshit software development
prime mantle
Yes hardware problems will cause game problems if the hardware is overwhelmed
you're taking the blame from the software and putting it on the hardware
that's just
no
lmfao
exotic slate
SV is 100% the fault of the game's development and not the platform
solar trail
I mean when your entire player base is on one specific console lol
prime mantle
if you develop a game like shit, it's gonna run like shit, no matter the hardware
tardy kraken
if you develop a game like shit, it's gonna run like shit, no matter the hardwar...
I give up but switch sometimes still runs like shit doesn’t matter the game
prime mantle
Yeah but we're not gonna pretend like the pokemon game looks and runs like shit and it's the switch's fault for it
when xenoblade is right there
and it looks fantastic
and runs fantastic
solar trail
I give up but switch sometimes still runs like shit doesn’t matter the game
Agreed lol, not worth the typing
tardy kraken
Yeah but we're not gonna pretend like the pokemon game looks and runs like shit ...
Pokemon was a bad example
prime mantle
which is what i said in the first place
tardy kraken
But still if Nintendo online sucks ass I will have a crashout
exotic slate
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