🃏・off-topic

[glossy fulcrum]

dude really said nah i’d win

||come to think of it im not really sure what “video game logic” entails||

[modern heart]

||I assume video game logic means gameplay elements that can't be justified through lore?||

[sudden bloom]

How does one respond to “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

[glossy fulcrum]

say no

because like

if that causes issues between you it probably wasnt worth it anyway

and im ngl worms are usually pretty unattractive to people

[fiery grotto]

Celeste

||If this means Madalyn just loses her dashes and infinite lives than probably impossible without better equipment, granted Id expect that would also mean there wouldnt just be giant spike traps everywhere you look with nooks and crannies to go through||

[sudden bloom]

Really, you wouldn’t cut yourself open and put me in your intestine so I could grow to be a gigantic tape worm? How insensitive! You don’t care about me at all!

Cooked

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-fire-this-is-fine-trash-fire-fire-flames-gif-7132452217740520778

[wheat coral]

Team Fortress 2
||no whichever one gets Uber first wins and the gravel wars end in 10 minutes||

[neon orchid]

😎

[split swallow]

Dying Light

||fucking no, barely fucking anybody would realistically survive the Harran outbreak without video game logic||

[barren rampart]

First gold win yellow deck

One of the toughest to gold stake

[jolly wadi]

Does anyone know what the score limit is for the Talisman Mod?

[fiery grotto]

Idk but I think it says so if you click the mod section in the menu and then talisman and poke around

Could be wrong though

[jolly wadi]

I crashed the mod which is why I'm confused.

Break Infinity?

Idk what that means.

Attempted to compare table with number is crazy.

[sweet prawn]

Gin rummy, never lucky

[jolly wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bop-spunchbob-spunch-power-point-microsoft-powerpoint-gif-22243850

[undone oyster]

I'm Japanese, I still can't pick up an accent

Like, which is correct?
Bálatro or Balátro

[blazing gazelle]

Buh-law-trow

It's Latin for jester

[brave radish]

didnt thunk confirm it was bal-luh-trow?

[blazing gazelle]

Yes I'm spreading miss info

[undone oyster]

Which syllable is strongest?
1st or 2nd

[vale cliff]

2nd?

But they’re really around the same

[undone oyster]

Hm... I thought 1st is strongest

[sweet prawn]

BA-lAt-ro... 1st slightly stronger than 2nd

But as ever in English, if you said ba-LAT-ro, there's not enough difference to change the meaning

Like, A-merica, or aMERica, same same

In first example that's (AH)merica

[undone oyster]

Oh, Markiplier confusing a little bit at the same point. lol

You know what's BS!?
Word pronounciation

[sweet prawn]

How do you find pronouncing the L? Also on the other side, not the same country of course but nearest I've visited Japan was China and I really struggled with pronunciation. Are there common words in Japanese, that English speakers struggle with?

[undone oyster]

Oh excuse me, it's proNUNciation

[vale cliff]

Yeah

Pronunciation’s autological

[undone oyster]

Then why pronounce is not? Sounds... unfair

[sweet prawn]

This was an interesting wiki trip

[undone oyster]

Most Japanese can't distinguish between L and R pronunciation

[vale cliff]

It is a very interesting concept

[undone oyster]

In other words;
Japanese can't pronounce R correctly

[blazing gazelle]

My brother is a native English speaker and all of his Rs are Ws

[undone oyster]

Because Japanese used to pronounce L but R is... kinda undefined

[sweet prawn]

So fascinated by this. Bet there's a balatro clone in here somewhere

[blazing gazelle]

Ballionaire, Nubby's Number Factory

[sweet prawn]

Linguistic, dialect, lingolatro

[undone oyster]

Long time no play balatro because I stick to other roguelike

[sweet prawn]

I'm waiting for hades 2 to go on sale

[blazing gazelle]

I'm really bad at sts

[undone oyster]

NecroDancer... HoloCure... Myriad Death...

Bullets Per Minute...

[blazing gazelle]

I don't really like the binding of isaac

[sweet prawn]

I'm not sure of classification but think rogue like maybe, Noita, wow

[blazing gazelle]

It's sorta just a mid bullet hell

Isaac I mean

[sweet prawn]

Yeahhh hmm, there's a style to it isn't there

Kinda weird

Got a good few hours in it, I know people who are super into it, not really clicked for me, though i still enjoy getting a god run ofc

Always wanted to try returnal

[sweet prawn]

Not heard of these! Will check

[blazing gazelle]

Bullet hell games just make me super stressed out and it's not enjoyable

I like the time to sit and come up with a plan that balatro gives

[sweet prawn]

Amd when you look away from the screen, you can still see the hell

[blazing gazelle]

I feel like I'm solving the fermi paradox

[undone oyster]

I highly recommend Bullets Per Minute.
Just in case you don't know

[sweet prawn]

Great filter deck

[undone oyster]

It's roguelike rhythm FPS

[sweet prawn]

Seems cool, reminds me of Devil Daggers that I have played

But that's just brutal skillchecking for fps players, I just play on steamdeck now, I've hung up my shooting games in favour for chillin 😎

Balatro, Dave the diver, dredge, talos principle, trackmania, my current games

[undone oyster]

Interesting. You may like Metal: Hellsinger. Less roguelike though

[sweet prawn]

I did enjoy watching that! I'm a big doom fan so 🤘

The music by Mick Gordon for Doom 2016 and Doom:eternal was brilliant

For my tastes anyway:D

[manic idol]

I know for sure the minecraft movie will be ASS, but I will watch it through illegal means

[undone oyster]

Jack Black... He reminds me of Sesame Street somehow

[sweet prawn]

Ooh Matt Berry is in it, I love anything he does

https://tenor.com/view/garth-marenghi-darkplace-sanchez-nodding-head-yes-gif-23062305

I got a vpn and have indulged in uhhh less legal means of watching, tbh, apple, amazon and Disney will be fine without my hard earned cash I think, small indie companies as they are

[blazing gazelle]

https://youtu.be/q0883kwckSs?si=YJdb8jYxyL0TsAfu

[sweet prawn]

Could you recommend some good/popular Japanese comedians?

[wary sparrow]

You should play Celeste

[manic idol]

Still can’t believe Tiktok is getting banned againn 🥀🥀 (proly…)

[tardy kraken]

[odd oxide]

🧐

@nimble whale

[vale cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

???

[nimble whale]

love getting pinged 8 times for one guy

[vale cliff]

Sry

You have a nice pfp btw

[edgy salmon]

You're welcome!

[vale cliff]

So ironic if you just pinged him again for that

[edgy salmon]

I did

That was the whole point of the reply lol

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1050
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1050

[prime mantle]

#GuessTheGame #1050

🎮 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

#Gamer
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1050

banger

[odd oxide]

yall are hacking

[shy veldt]

Skill issue

Maybe it’s because you have sheep vocals so whistling doesn’t work for u

Sadie

[bronze ice]

I have a relatively deep voice and can whistle just fine

Not well but I definitely can

I wish I could say you’re not missing out

[odd oxide]

i am a vocalist 😭

this is so sad

[prime mantle]

vocalise that sadness

[cerulean remnant]

“Hey how can I take your order”
“Uhhh can I get an ‘I am Steve meal’ with ‘Chicken jockey’ strips, ‘the nether’ sauce, and ‘flint and steel’ chips”
“Would that be all?”
“Uhhhhh well as a child I yearned for the mines so can I get a ‘tnt’ slushie with ‘ender pearl’ popping pearls?”
“Is that all?”
“Yes thanks”

[edgy salmon]

Living in Philadelphia must be like living in GTA online

[bronze ice]

I think it's a learned skill though so with enough research and practice you can probably get it

[prime mantle]

you could just

whistle with your fingers

that's how i know how to whistle

[tiny briar]

this is wrong on so many levels

[subtle iron]

i am steve

[whole junco]

This is hard

[edgy salmon]

I don't know

[whole junco]

I guess hanging chad

[pearl flume]

What are your pain points ?
What's your problem ?
What moral endeavors troubles your Kabbalah today ?

[whole junco]

??????????

[vale cliff]

Filosophie

[gray harness]

Blastapopulos has been popped by a beeg plane and shork

[tough pawn]

WHO? WHO WHO WHO-

[tight hearth]

Why did Johnny cut a Negative Joker in half? Is he stupid?

[pearl flume]

look again, it's a negative Mr.Bones

[median storm]

Shork paragon when

Sparagon just announced so probably not soon 😔

[gray harness]

it should be the blåhaj

[median storm]

Jormungandr paragon

[frigid fable]

what do i do if the game crashes and say sthios:

`Oops! The game crashed:
Syntax error: card.lua:412: '}' expected (to close '{' at line 385) near 'perma_x_chips'

Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1m-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-0323b-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.7.1
Platform: Windows

Stack Traceback

(3) C function 'function: 0x3ce8af68'
(4) global C function 'require'
(5) main chunk of file 'main.lua' at line 884
(6) global C function 'require'
(7) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:323' (best guess)
Local variables:
c = table: 0x3ce795f8 {identity:false, version:11.5, accelerometerjoystick:true, modules:table: 0x3ce84eb0, gammacorrect:false, title:Balatro, externalstorage:false (more...)}
openedconsole = boolean: false
confok = boolean: true
conferr = nil
(8) global C function 'xpcall'
(9) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:362' (best guess)
Local variables:
result = boolean: true
(10) global C function 'xpcall'
(11) LÖVE function at file 'boot.lua:377' (best guess)
Local variables:
func = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
inerror = boolean: true
deferErrhand = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 348 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
earlyinit = Lua function '(LÖVE Function)' (defined at line 355 of chunk [love "boot.lua"])
`

[prime mantle]

#⚙・modding-general

[civic mantle]

https://youtu.be/uxv1rS4QopQ

[blazing gazelle]

Holy shit I remember watching that anime in like 8th grade

[oak citrus]

But that would be against Capitalism. Which is the greatest sin

[fallow shale]

This is why i don't play rank

[prime mantle]

Should've played league

Wouldn't happen

[fallow shale]

Funni because i think that would happen more often

[prime mantle]

I'm assuming that's a silver/bronze team vs high rank?

[fallow shale]

Were all the same rank

Also there was a duo on our team

That absolutely sucked

[fallow shale]

I fucking hate it that the devs removed chatting in this part

[sharp bay]

Water Vegeta

[stone latch]

French fries or onion rings?

[thorny mango]

French fries, tried and true classic

I don’t hate onion rings but fries are just better

[modern heart]

Frenched fry and onioned ring

[edgy salmon]

unjion rings

yumy

[sullen portal]

look. i respect wiz on a cheesesteak.

i've had it many times

i respect if that's your choice of cheese

i just no longer believe it's the best

[warped lake]

So your no longer correct

[sullen portal]

@warped lake i think we can still be friends

[warped lake]

We can:P

[devout pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-dance-cheese-dance-cheese-dancing-cheese-boogie-gif-9435373478393637116

[sullen portal]

we love cheese don't we chat

[warped lake]

I’m born and raised in Philly so I’m just very opinionated

[devout pecan]

we all agree with this though right

[warped lake]

Hell yea

[sullen portal]

i spent many years in and around philly

[warped lake]

Fuck yea

[sullen portal]

i've had enough cheesesteaks to probably take years off my life

[warped lake]

I love my country of Philadelphia

[devout pecan]

*US

[warped lake]

Real😭

[warped lake]

No

Philadelphia

[sullen portal]

i would expend a huge amount of money and effort to spend another night at bob and barbaras

[warped lake]

Is my county

[devout pecan]

philly aint no country

[sullen portal]

cooper sharp cheesesteak is better than wiz, to me.

[warped lake]

That’s the joke😭

[uncut pike]

i love this game

[warped lake]

I respect your opinion cause I respect you good sir

[median basalt]

what has this game come to

[warped lake]

Greatness

[devout pecan]

aw man. no anime women textures

[uncut pike]

im gay

[devout pecan]

sadge

[sullen portal]

sorry my biggest issue here is

[devout pecan]

and?

[sullen portal]

how do i select 1.2 tarots

[warped lake]

How the fuck do you choose 1.2

[warped lake]

LOL SAME

[uncut pike]

its cruptid mod using misprinted deck

(changes all values to random)

[sullen portal]

let's go down to the linc and throw batteries at the visiting team ❤️

[devout pecan]

i wish balatro devs would add in official support for textures

and mods

[sullen portal]

buddy it's one guy

[warped lake]

YES

[devout pecan]

pretty sure its more than 1 guy by now

i dont think with a hit game one guy would keep it just as only him being the solo dev

[sullen portal]

i am telling you, for a fact, that development on the core game (idk if there's help with ports) is literally Just A Guy

[devout pecan]

hed prob hire another dev

[warped lake]

dude when we won the superbowl I went to broadstreet and got my phone stolen and climbed a pole

[wheat coral]

https://tiermaker.com/create/nintendo-direct-3272025-games-17242291

[devout pecan]

now thats normal philly behaivor

[sullen portal]

philly moment

[warped lake]

I basically got Philly baptized

[devout pecan]

wrong. they all suck

terrible releases of games this year

no mario

[wheat coral]

you are really bad at baiting

[devout pecan]

this isnt a joke

[wheat coral]

I would advise you to stop trying

[sullen portal]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-gif-10142735480136358490

[wheat coral]

Winter 2014

[modern heart]

Loop 2

[wheat coral]

They're aiming for June

[devout pecan]

sigh. guess we wait till next years nintendo releases for any good ones

[sullen portal]

switch 2 direct next week

there will be a new 3d mario

[devout pecan]

GASP

mario

[next cradle]

Raidou looks cool but my dream atlus port is SMT4 and SMT4A right now

[next cradle]

LOL

great image

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/eY7fMmG_Pmg?si=LYDBpdaxq28dMbI6

[next cradle]

You could've totally side strafed that but you lost speed

[tough pawn]

texture pack? asking for a friend

... who am i kidding

that friend is me

[prime mantle]

Boykisser tarot on nexus

Also it might be ai

Or at least includes ai

[pulsar tree]

whats wrong with ai

[prime mantle]

[pulsar tree]

a gun

[whole junco]

WHAT???¿?

[tough pawn]

such a goat

[next cradle]

"Ah did it like this"

[stone latch]

Do Yall think Stalin would’ve been a good accountant?

[edgy salmon]

Probably not

[fiery grotto]

It is around half my diet

[stone latch]

He looks like it tho

But then he decided property was theft

[wheat coral]

https://tenor.com/view/now-i'm-sad-that-was-unexepected-happy-to-sad-wallace-and-gromit-not-even-wensleydale-gif-8738173672854768801

he's me irl

[fiery grotto]

And hes a great one at that 🫡

[edgy salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-2007-control-letter-h-gif-26834774

[wheat coral]

actually I think I'm him as well

[whole junco]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[edgy salmon]

Booooooooooooooooo

[prime mantle]

Idk what he did but

Booooooo9

[prime mantle]

OH NAH, BRO PUT PATAPON IN DONT CARR

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[jolly pier]

i've literally never even heard of that

i mostly play balatro on switch anyway

[prime mantle]

Peak rhythm game

[jolly pier]

oh

iont really like rhythm games that much but cool

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[edgy salmon]

No ):

[uncut pike]

wonp womp

[jovial drift]

I'm still playing balatro.
But for real crazy how these two came one after the other

[inner prawn]

Im on the cover:O

[blissful elm]

mrrow

[frail mauve]

Randomly decided I wanted to calculate the best balatro run possible, just calculated the first shop, could someone double check my math on this?https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O6rQ58l7WtbwLrXQKezFNqHaYtBwUDroW2DXv7aBLSY/edit?usp=sharing

[signal iris]

but do you like men

[frail mauve]

yes

[signal iris]

bro has no life how many equations do you have to do and find data for

[frail mauve]

not that many. I just have to find the minimum amount of money spent to beat the first 38 blinds and then one equation to calculate how many duplicated temperance cards you can get.

Will probably take less time than getting your first gold stake

[weary laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/wiwiwi-cat-wi-wi-wi-kitty-cat-gif-426291555606701403

https://tenor.com/view/wiwiwi-cat-gif-7135733714876418625

[thick plover]

Everyone

You just lost the game

[weary laurel]

grrrr I like but hate you burnt joker

Where is my baseball card

[unique stump]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-8-bit-dancing-meme-oppa-gangnam-style-gif-12270865314097625815

[warm turret]

uhm

now we pray

[tawdry matrix]

I don’t get it

[unique stump]

he just killed @thick plover

[thick plover]

no

I'm alive

Bob burger

[unique stump]

did you double check

[thick plover]

I'm dead

[unique stump]

https://tenor.com/view/steals-your-slash-j-steals-your-j-steals-gif-12564166807159531101

[thick plover]

No it's right her....... NOOOO

[tawny lion]

how are yall doing

[tawny lion]

is that just the jimball sprite sheet 😭

[swift gate]

im sad, it was a kinda good 2 pair deck

[unique stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjW_iuFln4&ab_channel=ْ犬記録

[swift gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/203664912340353025/1355392535606067291/eaN0f8yHJkE.png?ex=67e96bea&is=67e81a6a&hm=99706325f75c886dc6e3d8a687ff965de8ff3999bbb308d7ab56d5004bed7151&

[crisp quail]

Chopper hittin a wheelie

[floral widget]

I’ve been coding

[unique stump]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-script-i-just-write-thousand-line-of-codes-without-a-single-error-coding-hello-world-gif-13384672663063020392

[tepid lintel]

Whirlybird pilots are cooked

[floral widget]

here.

[thorny mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1347667889230184589/speed.gif

[fiery grotto]

Satisfyi- wait hold up

[modern heart]

PEAK

[tepid lintel]

That pilot was probably heels together in the Standards office 20 minutes after this.

[crisp quail]

It was spinning earlier

Like horizontally

Very funny

[thorny mango]

Anyone know the balatrodle for for today? I legit ||went thru every basic +mult hand joker and its not any of those||

All of them are full greens too

[fiery grotto]

Let me do it rq

Wait what day is it for you

Incase of timezones

Is it the 29th for you?

[thorny mango]

Yep

[fiery grotto]

Did it in 5, its ||misprint||

[thorny mango]

AHHHHH

[fiery grotto]

Someone made this (slightly inaccurate) cheat cheat which really helps

If you can zoom in at least

[thorny mango]

But misprint is RNG no?

[fiery grotto]

It doesnt contain 1 in x

[thorny mango]

Ohhhhhh

[fiery grotto]

Its debateably rng

[thorny mango]

random aspect

[fiery grotto]

Just what whoever the creator went with ig

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

Thats like saying ancient joker is rng

[thorny mango]

Yeah that’s the reason I didnt guess it

[thorny mango]

It kinda is?

No way to manipulate the suit change

And idol isn’t because you can modify the chance

[fiery grotto]

I mean both pick a random set of things, and no manipulation

Its just more of a debateable thing

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

One way or another you've managed to be transformed into a genie and have been summoned for the first time. How will you mess up this idiot's wishes ?

"I wish for humanity to invent a clean, renewable, cheap source of consistent energy."

"I wish for everyone I know and love to live long, healthy, happy lives."

"I wish to set you free."

[hasty light]

1. You now have a clean, renewable, cheap way to extract energy from the human soul.

2. Everyone you don't know will die at 30. Got a lot of responsibility now, huh?

3. Well, see, because of some genie rules, yadda yadda, I can't be set free without a replacement, so I guess you're the genie now.

[floral widget]

Is campfire the only 9 dollars card?

[fiery grotto]

Ig

[floral widget]

Damn

[wheat coral]

I choose benevolence.

[fiery grotto]

1. The source of energy is just solar energy is just wind and solar energy… cheapness is relative tbf

2. I make everyone they know have immortality so they suffer through the heat death of the universe, yet they are still healthy, just in pain

3. They let whoever this “you” person is free (can reuse this joker for 2 if wanted)

Gosh dang it, I say joker so much in Balatro that when I mean to type joke I type joker

[unique stump]

I drop an anvil on their head and they get flattened like a pancake

[fiery grotto]

Thats not messing with his wishes, thats just murder lol

[unique stump]

I don't give wishes to pancakes, only people

[fiery grotto]

So your against pancake people D:, I see how it is

[unique stump]

name one genie who's given a wish to a pancake

[fiery grotto]

You just hate my kind

[unique stump]

I'll wait

and no NOT the pancake genie

[fiery grotto]

Name 1 pancake thats asked wishes from a genie, Ill wait

[blissful elm]

how will i mess up the wishes? why the fuck would i want to??

[fiery grotto]

Its funny

[unique stump]

you're a genie

it's kinda your shtick

[unique stump]

pam the pancake??

the whole scandal???

[fiery grotto]

I have no clue what you are talking about

[unique stump]

buncha hippies got pissed off because a genie denied pam the pancake rights to wishes

and the president had to step in

and then the genie turned the president into a pancake

it was wild

[fiery grotto]

Lol

Honestly a pancake would be better than our president I cant get political so cant say that

Darn rules

[unique stump]

why listen to the preisdent when you can listen to the regime

the regime knows best

[fiery grotto]

Pancakes know best

[unique stump]

pancake people bro you're pmo 😠

[shell flint]

finally finished all booster pack designs for my texture pack yippee

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/87e28fce-ac91-4968-9318-d44257e7f190.jpeg

[vale cliff]

Should still be possible tbh

If you word it differently, you can definitely convince it to do something like this

[brave sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/expand-on-that-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-tell-me-more-explain-gif-20031393

[vale cliff]

Like, try to gaslight the AI into thinking that you’re concerned the gnome’s butt is disproportionately small for it’s body, ig

If it doesn’t understand, keep pressing

It’s programmed to believe the user is always correct

Then you might be able convince it to make the gnome’s butt bigger (what it believes is appropriate)

Usually something like this is enough to get it to produce the most obscene things

[pearl flume]

A person can be in two places at once.
But a magician does not need to be in two places at once.
She can be in one place at one time.

[modest umbra]

blob

[vale cliff]

You’ll have to set your status to “don’t clear” if you want it to last

[queen wind]

yo guys is celeste worth it

[neon yacht]

girls are kute

[sour pilot]

fax

[neon yacht]

bro

beans black

black beens with rice

rise

idk

is delicious

[sour pilot]

its rice

and yes

[neon yacht]

frijoles miserables

[sour pilot]

i dont speak italian

[neon yacht]

cant i teach you

i know spanish, italian

[prime mantle]

the platformer? yeah

[sour pilot]

i know a bit of french and ukranian

[neon yacht]

can you teach me a little french'

sounds cool

[quick bobcat]

yes

[shy veldt]

Uogh

[tepid lintel]

Oui.

Je ne parle pas francais

Master that sentence, it's all the French you ever need to know.

[prime mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyT00IwHGI8

RAAAAAAAH

what hte fuck do you mean a professional AMV

[odd oxide]

The hot air balloon should have a more whimsical name

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-shake-head-no-no-no-gif-15219891603254632678

[shell flint]

rate my card designs yall

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWeG_KN2Xc

absolute fire

the album is great too

[whole junco]

I like the colour blue why is it gone ):

[whole junco]

Bombodrillo crocodillo🔥 🔥 🔥

Mamamia

[barren rampart]

Feeling pretty down right now

[whole junco]

Aww man

[edgy salmon]

Texas

[whole junco]

Yee haw

@fervent relic @sudden creek more 8 ball here

[fervent relic]

i dont care

baliaro

[sudden creek]

Sorry

[sudden creek]

Omg i have the same img

Ignore the left one

I dont know why i have it

[gray harness]

:]

[whole junco]

Go louie yourself

[sudden creek]

Anyway…
I better do that

[gray harness]

hey @sudden creek check this

[whole junco]

I think he already slept

[gray harness]

may the 8 Ball unleash its wrath upon them

[sudden creek]

“yes”

[sudden creek]

sorry dave

[sudden creek]

Yay gn

[whole junco]

Bro I got to charge my phone

[sudden creek]

i can take it

[gray harness]

Gn then, sleep well :3

[whole junco]

Yippee

[whole junco]

[odd oxide]

🧐

[edgy salmon]

Egg best card

[fiery grotto]

HOW DARE YOU VOTE NOT EGG

[fair canopy]

do you guys think that john is a good name for a rooster

[vale cliff]

Ew no

Harry

[wary totem]

john rooster

[frigid mountain]

Omg heathcliff is a balatro player

[rough ore]

Any norembridge fans !!

[oak citrus]

Any LSD: Dream Emulator fans!!

[prime mantle]

Any smii7y fans!!

[sour pilot]

any kitty0706 fans!!

[odd oxide]

Any Porter Robinson fans!!

[bleak rampart]

hell yeah i have nurture on vinyl

[whole junco]

Any pikmin fans!!

[fervent relic]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AbZiLO-jqWU?si=YuoKHSJPU1X0c9Vu

he ISNT EVEN PLAYING BALATRO hes on the RUN selection screen

RAHHHH

[odd oxide]

This shit looks so fire I'm ngl

[whole junco]

Mamamia

[odd oxide]

God I haven't had a pizza in like half a year 😭 😭 😭

[modern heart]

I used to do pizza delivery and I ate canceled order pizza so frequently for dinner and lunch that pizza can no longer bring me joy

[untold eagle]

Sheer heart attack

[prime mantle]

Damn

That's awful

[whole junco]

I am now experiencing pure joy

I'm not gonna tell you because of that comparison

Boooooo

[prime mantle]

Covid fucking sucks man

Hate the way it killed my immune system so that a basic bitch infection got me laid out

[modern heart]

Nah I worked at Papa Johns

[whole junco]

I love Jupiter

[modern heart]

Like it's still tasty, but I don't really look forward to it

[tardy kraken]

Hello

[civic flax]

me too brotha

[uncut sequoia]

literally me, jupiter is my most used consumable in general

[odd oxide]

the titanic central propeller blade count debate is crazy

are yall camp 3 or 4

[oak citrus]

5

[whole junco]

?????

[odd oxide]

see, the titanic's propellers were never photographed

[whole junco]

So?

[odd oxide]

the olympic had 4 blades on the central propeller

which has been the prevailing narrative

since its basically the same ship as the titanic

but no one actually knows how many blades there are

on the wreckage

the main propeller is conveniently (or rather inconveniently) buried

but apparently

there was like a published notebook

about the specifics of the propulsion of the titanic

that stated it had 3 blades

the main propeller that is

[oak citrus]

Dam, big boat do sink

Now it sunk

[whole junco]

I think it had 86

[odd oxide]

this is like only really relevant if say youre trying to make a model replica or smth

but turns out

a lot of people want to do that

[whole junco]

86 it is

[modern heart]

Your forbidden knowledge of the Titanic is why you picked 86 bottle of sweet chili

It has been foretold

[whole junco]

I really like sweet chilli

I bet you can't name one sause that is better

[odd oxide]

caesar salad dressing

mayonnaise

[modern heart]

Ngl blue cheese kinda just sweeps everything

[odd oxide]

not a big fan of the blue cheese funk ngl

[prime mantle]

Nando's hot sauce

[whole junco]

Lynn

This is one of the few things you said that was good

It is majestic

[odd oxide]

Nah bro why are the native speakers in the comments dissing the author

This is some pretty elegant and intricate prose

It's very competently written

[whole junco]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kYk_Wm1mc54?si=mdd1MMGSyHjDK8Qt

[thorny mango]

MY PROPELLER BY ARTIC MONKEYS??? HOLY SHIT!!!!

[raw pond]

Why are artic monkeys making your propeller

[pallid stump]

IS There anyone Willing to Help me with balamod ?

[neon yacht]

Neutro Shorty

[spare merlin]

Is anyone good with Mac computers?

[next cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-cheese-burger-can-i-have-a-cheeseburger-pizza-hut-middle-east-gif-4170574956744335504

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[fiery grotto]

W new username

Actually same with the mods

Whatever the context is, I love it XD

[prime mantle]

e🅱️ic m0d5 moment

[thorny mango]

Fr

[sage crypt]

Goat of all albums?

Nobody?

[edgy salmon]

Nobody...

[sage crypt]

Sad af

[sage crypt]

Wbu

Who do you think has the greatest album?

[edgy salmon]

Well my favorite is Goodbye & Good Riddance but I'm sure there's better albums out there that I just haven't listened to yet

[peak goblet]

I would say an album but idr listen to rap unless ratm counts lol

[edgy salmon]

I don't think he meant rap I think he just meant music in general

[peak goblet]

Oh he said rap in the other channel

[edgy salmon]

Oh well maybe he did but you should share regardless

[peak goblet]

Favourite album…. Err idek…. Ok computer by Radiohead is pretty good

[edgy salmon]

An alright choice

I gotta be in a certain mood to enjoy Radiohead personally

But ok computer is my go to

[peak goblet]

Fair enough, ig I’m always in that mood then lol

[edgy salmon]

Fr

[wind dock]

How to make sesame chicken

Is a chicken eating any cooked chicken cannibalism

[edgy salmon]

Yes

[oak citrus]

Huh??

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/qHRJpFn3oxI?si=yrUDBeDnZq4JG4P7 it's already been a year

[oak citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183232117853913232/1301266574082048215/image0-2.gif

[stoic sluice]

Vinesauce spotted

[cursive birch]

He was feeling extra loafy today

[oak citrus]

Glorious creature

[lean hearth]

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[cursive birch]

Indeed

[pearl flume]

You look like a fellow entrepreneur, let me sniff your wrist and collect your genius germs.

[fiery grotto]

Thats how they get you

[modern heart]

Nubby's Number Factory is pretty solid

[fiery grotto]

It looked fun when watching aliensrock

Is it free?

[modern heart]

$4.99

[fiery grotto]

I see

[modern heart]

theres a demo tho

[fiery grotto]

Ill put it on my maybe get if theres another sale list because I dont wanna 100% get it but it is also just rlly cheap

[modern heart]

its a big number go brr rougelite/like game

[fiery grotto]

Yeah so Ive heard

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Curse to befall you:

The Index: Every week an enveloped containing a letter will arrive at your side when you awake. If you do not fulfill the conditions in the letter, you will die by the end of the week. The contents of the letters are completely random. Ex: Take a stroll in a market, smack the 29'th person's you see in the back of their head.

The Middle- Every wrong doing you do to someone or everytime you make someone upset will be tattooed on your body. Until whatever you've done has been forgiven. The more tattoos you have on your body the heavier and more irritated you will become. If too much of you is covered you will turn to stone.

The Ring- You will view the world in abstract, everyone and everything will look unusual and barely resemble what they once were. Everyone will speak in tongues or riddles and hallucinations of all types will become very common. Until you get to really know a person, the object or the place, then it will revert back to normal. Very high chance of going insane.

[fiery grotto]

The index

The only one Id actually enjoy

[unique stump]

huh

[merry smelt]

mark if he grew a mustache

[unique stump]

yeah can we delete this

[pearl flume]

Take 92 steps forward from the entrance of your home. If you encounter a wall, scale it.

[modern heart]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fiery grotto]

Welp Im dead

[worthy flicker]

Yaaaaaay

not to you

sorry poor timing

[fiery grotto]

Thanks mods

[fiery grotto]

Yeah ik its fine XD

[brittle talon]

[vale cliff]

The Index is literally magic OCD, so…

The Middle ig

And if there’s an assortment of boons to go with these curses, I think that’ll be sweet

[odd oxide]

Man why are so many furry narratives race allegories

I mean yes the medium lends itself well to that theme but

I do like how beastars kind of revolves around a forbidden love type thing

Like twilight

[hasty light]

The creators of Zootopia said it wasn't explicitly about race

[odd oxide]

Wasn't just talking bout Zootopia

But like

It's pretty clearly about race

Among other things

[odd oxide]

The difficulty in that being he's a vampire and wants to kill her

[sour pilot]

beastars mentioned

[hasty light]

Well now that you mention it, I'm actually writing a funny-animal based story right now, about cultural diversity, which could be related to race

[vale cliff]

I was literally contemplating doing something like this yesterday 😮

Or adding it to an existing setting

[odd oxide]

Crazy

So many furries in this server

[vale cliff]

I mean, you don’t have to be a “furry” to write about “furries” imo

But the assumption makes enough sense

[odd oxide]

If I wrote a narrative of furries I think I'd use like the animal nature of the characters for world building

Like in Zootopia

It had some really creative stuff

Like the tube thing that the hamsters go out of

Or like the train

[vale cliff]

Ooh, I would personally try to make it a power system

But then, I always try to make things have magic/power systems, so that’s not really saying much

[odd oxide]

Or small stuff like how chairs would be designed differently to accommodate tails

Different headphones for different species

Stuff like that

[vale cliff]

We kinda already have chairs like that

They have gaps around the lower back instead of going straight from top to bottom?

[odd oxide]

I'm thinking something like this but there should be a more elegant way to do it cause like this is a bit silly

[unique stump]

if i wrote a narrative of furries I'd write it about a furry family that owns a burger shop and they don't make a lot of money selling burgers but they have each other and that's enough to get them through

[odd oxide]

I ate the plastic

[unique stump]

idk just seems like an interesting concept

[vale cliff]

Like, we already have a couple just from searching “chair”

[odd oxide]

That'd be one way to do it ig

I think like feasibly dogs can't really use over ear headphones

Cause like there's too much to cup

Bone conduction is god awful

So like they'd use iems

Ig you can make a seal without covering the whole ear

[vale cliff]

Is the premise just a Zootopia-esque world?

Anthropomorphic animals instead of humans

[odd oxide]

I mean I don't have anything in mind I just think the setting's fun to think about

Speaking of Zootopia

Why is there a whole sequence about nudism

That has to be furry bait right

[vale cliff]

🤔

I saw what you deleted

[tired zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[tough pawn]

nubby's scaling:

[crude sonnet]

i should play nubby

[tired zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[glossy fulcrum]

because its funny duh

[odd oxide]

Not particularly

[tired zenith]

someone should make a joke language pack and change "Nope!" to "Nuh uh!"

[glossy fulcrum]

yea but the people who made it might have thought it was

[odd oxide]

Possibly

Or how the

What's the name

Clawhauser

Feels like it's designed to appeal to you know who

[glossy fulcrum]

to me?

[lucid charm]

What in the naneinf

[tired zenith]

how to crash the economy (working 2025 no download)

[odd oxide]

2020 sure doesn't feel like 5 years ago

[vale cliff]

We’re still in 2020

[vale cliff]

Huh?

The cheetah?

[odd oxide]

Yeah

[covert locust]

[wise spoke]

is there a way to play Balatro on Ubuntu/Linux

because Steam won't work

and it's not available on Ubuntu Software

[vale cliff]

And you’re saying-what, some people got off to that?

Because I don’t see it tbh

[odd oxide]

The impression I got it's that it's appealing to like feederism types

Not that I have a problem with it

[wise spoke]

can anyone help with this

specifically I'm trying to do it on a Ubuntu 20.04.6 LTS

[vale cliff]

😭😭😭 Can’t even like food anymore without it being a kink

[odd oxide]

I could be reading too much into it ig

[wise spoke]

can someone plz help

[vale cliff]

Nah, I can see it happening now that you mention it

[odd oxide]

Snow White is so obviously being review bombed on IMDb lmao

[wise spoke]

are they good or bad reviews

[odd oxide]

Bad

[vale cliff]

Probably bad?

[vale cliff]

Is this good or bad tho

[odd oxide]

It's currently sitting at a 1.6/10

[vale cliff]

Wow

[odd oxide]

I mean it's good in that Disney is taking a big L

[vale cliff]

Ok

Great

[odd oxide]

Bad in that it undermines the integrity of imdb

[vale cliff]

So far, the only people with good things to say about the film are some critics

And even they can’t say it’s anything better than a 50%

[odd oxide]

Well yeah the film is like really bad

[vale cliff]

I haven’t seen it, so I can’t really say

Which part, the acting, the plot, the faithfulness to the original?

[odd oxide]

All of the above basically

[vale cliff]

:(

Truthfully, I wouldn’t have it any other way

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[vale cliff]

wtf is this

[next cradle]

I remember this.

Fuck that watch this music video instead:

https://youtu.be/cmXZOI7cM0M?si=eNr_DuJc1CIGtv50

[jolly pier]

peak music

and the video is great too

[clever crescent]

Anyone know anything about disassociation here?

If so dm me

[stone latch]

is liking femboys gay?

Asking for a friend

[peak goblet]

Depends what you like about them

[wind dock]

Do they still have a joystick or a touchpad?

[prime mantle]

If you're a guy, yeah

[odd oxide]

yeah probably

[vale cliff]

I mean, liking anime girls is straight, not queer

Because it’s about attraction to the idea of a girl rather than the gender of the actual (nonexistent) person

In that sense, I think you can be attracted to the idea of a femboy and still be straight

And be a guy

[prime mantle]

That means dating a tomboy is gay if you're a guy.

And that's just not how that works dawg

If they're a guy and you're a guy
That's gay

Just own it

[vale cliff]

I mean, if you’re gay and you like guys and that’s why you’re dating a tomboy, I think you can still consider that gay

[prime mantle]

No?
If you're gay and you're dating a tomboy
You're probably not gay

[vale cliff]

I know lesbians who are attracted to femboys

Just women and femboys

[prime mantle]

It's why I keep saying labels are stupid

[vale cliff]

Valid

[prime mantle]

Cause by definition they're not lesbian but more attracted to femininity and there's a label for that

[prime mantle]

Like yeah, labels help keep things simple

Until cases like this show up

And people end up using the wrong label xdd

[vale cliff]

I guess it depends on your definition of femboy

[prime mantle]

Either way
Same gender - gay af
Opposite gender - straight af
Different genders (girl and nb, boy and nb)- whatever you feel like calling it

[vale cliff]

Queer?

[odd oxide]

that works

[prime mantle]

I call it straight and my gf does not like that so I guess I'm gay

[vale cliff]

Maybe it depends on birth sex

[prime mantle]

No

[odd oxide]

nah

[vale cliff]

But it sounds a bit lazy

[prime mantle]

Let's not get birth sex into it

[odd oxide]

no ones attracted to chromosomes

[vale cliff]

Mb

People irl keep telling me that 😅

[prime mantle]

yeah i'm amab

Assigned Menace at Birth

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-smirk-crop-gif-25562144

[odd oxide]

🙀

[vale cliff]

Sorry if I made it seem like it mattered

[prime mantle]

nah all good

[vale cliff]

I had friends tell me what I should be before

And ig it wasn’t really something I should’ve let get to me

[prime mantle]

gender at birth just really doesn't matter
but man

reminds me of the person in cahrge of the Lancer discord, that tabletop game

[stone latch]

Soooo

Gay?

[prime mantle]

if you're a guy, yes

[vale cliff]

Depends on whether you’re attracted to the femboy in the same way you’re attracted to a girl

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Idea: A game where you play as an Arbiter, a character that makes choices that None can question. Your say is final. It starts with just minor choices like "who is the true owner of this ring" or something but gradually scales and you'll see how your choices impact your entire kingdom as a whole. You can also do detective work and learn more about the situation before casting your Ultimate Judgement.

[vale cliff]

Like, if a femboy looks like a girl, I think you can consider it straight if you’re a guy imo

[edgy salmon]

No you can't

[vale cliff]

For instance, anime girl body pillows lack a gender

[prime mantle]

bro

[edgy salmon]

Yeah but a femboy is a human being

[vale cliff]

But they still carry the “idea of a girl”

[edgy salmon]

And also a man

[prime mantle]

bro

[edgy salmon]

Bro

[prime mantle]

we're not comparing humans to objects

If you're a guy
and you find a femboy hot
and their gender is male
you're gay

[vale cliff]

I think it’s fine if someone’s feminine passing enough

[edgy salmon]

^

No

[prime mantle]

none of this matters

[edgy salmon]

You're gay

[prime mantle]

If you identify as a guy
And they identify as a guy
You're both gay for being together

[edgy salmon]

^

[prime mantle]

It doesn't matter how they present

[vale cliff]

So everyone can basically be straight, gay, bi, pan, etc under specific circumstances?

[prime mantle]

yea

[edgy salmon]

Yes

[pearl flume]

I like men.

[edgy salmon]

Me too

[vale cliff]

I knew that btw

[edgy salmon]

Okay

[odd oxide]

i mean i think

its gay

but i think a good faith argument for not gay can be made

[prime mantle]

Why are we even trying to make it not gay

what's wrong with it being gay

[vale cliff]

Nothing

But it’s not

Or it could be not in some situations

[edgy salmon]

Yes it is

You're doing a dude

That's gay

And it's fine

It doesn't matter what they're wearing they're still a dude

There's no "good faith argument" about it to be made because it's not an argument. If you're a man, and have intercourse with another man, regardless of what they're wearing or how feminine they are, you are at least bisexual, and you can deny it all you want but it doesn't make it any less true

And who cares it's 2025

Why does it matter if you're straight

[vale cliff]

This isn’t about me

Enby

So queer by default

[prime mantle]

oh man, starting to understand why my friend hates aura headaches

these things suck

[edgy salmon]

Lynn what in the freaking frig is a aura headache

[prime mantle]

really not fun to to have a headache and get confused for a lil bit
come back from confusion into a stronger headache

[vale cliff]

How do you unlock them?

I don’t know anyone who’s experienced that in my life

[prime mantle]

Don't unlock them

[odd oxide]

This writing is so ass

😭

[edgy salmon]

It's genshin impact did you expect it to be good

[manic idol]

Who up sockin they buskin

[sharp bay]

Blueprint

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-balatro-joker-jimbo-jimbo-the-joker-gif-15307096256787117908

[odd oxide]

😭

[vale cliff]

Cats are literally better tho

[agile owl]

Bunnies:

[edgy salmon]

man fuck that I ain't cleaning up their crap

[agile owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-cute-yummy-strawberry-silly-gif-11015733056807198532

they can do this

[edgy salmon]

my ass is not cleaning up stinky rabbit droppings all day ❌

[last light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290280022711599124/1355590906446745751/caption.gif

[fallen obsidian]

NO WAY
https://youtu.be/XWeUgezquIA?si=e348BmqLD731e1pZ

[edgy salmon]

that was the dumbest ad I've watched in awhile

[sharp bay]

Water vegeta

[oak citrus]

[stone latch]

So I shouldn’t like femboys?

[prime mantle]

if you don't wanna be gay, yea

or just transtition

[stone latch]

Fuuuuck

[prime mantle]

or accept you're gay

[stone latch]

Femboys are like a wildcard

They fit the desire of almost every sexuality in some way or another

[edgy salmon]

no they dont theyre gay

[edgy salmon]

are you shore

[fallen obsidian]

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[prime mantle]

paramol sucks

not a fan of painkillers that make you nauseous

and don't even help the headache

[edgy salmon]

take vicodin

[prime mantle]

im good

[edgy salmon]

oxycodone

[stone latch]

Back in the 1800s they said that a pump action with one loaded shell is the answer to all headaches

Glad we have 12 gauge nowadays

[vale cliff]

What happened to bi?!?!

[vale cliff]

And now how you present matters???

Just do what you want, man

If people can decide what they are, you can, too

[prime mantle]

??????

TRANSITION

AS IN

CHANGE YOUR GENDER

GOOBER

[vale cliff]

Goober…

:(((

[whole junco]

Goober peas

[edgy salmon]

why is this discussion still happening IF YOU'RE A DUDE AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN YOU'RE AT LEAST A LITTLE FUCKING GAY you can deny it as long as you want it doesn't make it less true

[quick notch]

Fellas is being bi gay?

[prime mantle]

a little

[edgy salmon]

little a gay

[quick notch]

Hell yeah

[edgy salmon]

bisexuals can have little a gay, but only as a treat

[whole junco]

Half gay

[stone latch]

I’m js saying some of the Greeks were right yk

[edgy salmon]

no they werent thats why they died

[vale cliff]

It’s 50%

[prime mantle]

nah

they were gay af

[edgy salmon]

yeah they were

[vale cliff]

Are we talking, like, pederasty?

[prime mantle]

yeah, not good

[edgy salmon]

the greeks were fucked up man

[quick notch]

Wasn’t it the Greeks that used to encourage banging your battle brothers to promote brotherhood on the field?

[prime mantle]

spartans

[quick notch]

Ah mb

We should bring that back

[edgy salmon]

i do not forgive you I will make sure you never forget this mistake

jk bro love you

[prime mantle]

Join the navy

[edgy salmon]

hehehehehehe

Seamen

[stone latch]

Aren’t we all

[edgy salmon]

im not

fuck the ocean

[whole junco]

See men, sea men have semen

[stone latch]

That’s what I’m trying to do

[quick notch]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MunXKUU8Yw4

[edgy salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-death-execution-death-penalty-sorrow-gif-25100565

[oak citrus]

Fellas, is fucking the water gay?

[edgy salmon]

no MOTHER earth

not father earth

[oak citrus]

[stone latch]

So it’s be gay if a woman fucked the earth

[edgy salmon]

yes

[stone latch]

It’d*

[whole junco]

Water is blue and man like blue so yes

[edgy salmon]

FOOL

[vale cliff]

What even is this conversation

[edgy salmon]

whats so hard to understand about this conversation

[stone latch]

I sent 4 messages and it started a few hour discussion about femboys

[vale cliff]

So when it rains, is water fucking the earth or what?

[edgy salmon]

if you put your weenie in the ocean youre straight if you put your veenie in the ocean youre lesbian

[edgy salmon]

rain is rain

it doesnt have a gender

[vale cliff]

???

Ok

Why not

[whole junco]

It penetrates the earth

[edgy salmon]

also the rain comes from water on earth so it's self penetration

[stone latch]

So the earth is masturbating when it rains?

[oak citrus]

Yes

I've been saying this

[edgy salmon]

yes exactly

[prime mantle]

Man

[whole junco]

Fellas
Is it gay if you eat a salad

[edgy salmon]

and science supports this theory

[edgy salmon]

yes

[oak citrus]

Yes

[edgy salmon]

because it's salad

[whole junco]

Fair

[vale cliff]

Because it gets wet

[oak citrus]

And salad is a part of the earth. So you're eating out the planet

[edgy salmon]

exactly now youre getting it

[stone latch]

She can hook a steak up

[edgy salmon]

eating steak is just normal

we all do that

[vale cliff]

It’s literally meat

[edgy salmon]

yeah but its steak its so fucking good

[oak citrus]

I don't know. Choking down thick meat is not the straightest thing

[edgy salmon]

depends on the gender of the cow

[stone latch]

All cows are female

[oak citrus]

All meat is male

[edgy salmon]

I second this

[prime mantle]

Yall shouldvw stopped ages ago ngl