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sour pilot
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does anyone remember when youtube used to play 1 ad every 10 videos

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or when it didnt have ads

edgy salmon
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I remember watching Markiplier playing fnaf and then crying because I was like 6

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Also I just use an ad blocker

prime mantle
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and a single add above the video queue on the right

sour pilot
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yessss

prime mantle
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and an add 15 seconds into the video and that's it

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that was peak youtube

odd oxide
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I earliest thing I remember is that there used to be yellow notches

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To mark ads

sour pilot
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when you could just look ANYTHING up on youtube, a movie, an anime, whatever and it was just there

odd oxide
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Wait the Atlantic did WHAT

prime mantle
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🙂

odd oxide
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Brb

prime mantle
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Atlantic did a funny because they said it's not classified info

edgy salmon
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They blew up machu picchu guys

sour pilot
oak citrus
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I miss when the internet was just used by cool nerds and not a bunch of corporations

edgy salmon
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i miss cyberbullying

oak citrus
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I'm sure you do

prime mantle
sour pilot
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okie dokie

warped anchor
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i felt old as hell when fnaf turned 10 i remember that shit

edgy salmon
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My brother still play world of warcraft

blazing gazelle
odd oxide
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Holy shit

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Lmao

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Lmfao

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Even

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Anyway

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Have you guys heard of clapter?

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It's when a comedian tells a 'joke' to rouse cheering and claps in agreement while having little comedic value

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Say

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'i think killing children is bad'

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Crowd erupts

prime mantle
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Crowd erupts in disagreement

odd oxide
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🧐

edgy salmon
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based crowd

steel sorrel
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😭

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Like the art is cool

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But why

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At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Jimbo was on the 34th rule

blazing gazelle
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He is

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So are a lot of cards

steel sorrel
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OH GOD

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Balatro was not made for this :(

blazing gazelle
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Games been out for over a year of course there's nsfw art

steel sorrel
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Red spy in the base!

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I ain't wrong

blazing gazelle
oak citrus
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Oh no, he's hot

peak goblet
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Source?

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(Asking for a friend)

glossy fulcrum
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man wth happenend

edgy salmon
glossy fulcrum
oak citrus
tough pawn
tepid lintel
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Anyone else here play Trackmania?

blazing gazelle
civic flax
pale swallow
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450 chip score requirement

shadow estuary
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any fate fans!!!

sour pilot
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🫂

gritty rose
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I should draw a joker card of me character—

blissful dust
rough ore
tired oracle
dense salmon
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I've recently started making TikTok videos and you guys came out in numbers! 60,000 of y'all saw my silly little skit. Thank you!!

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It's inspired me to just throw myself out there and see what lands!

odd oxide
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Man rediscovers readymades as art

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It's like what Duchamp said

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The object itself is hardly relevant

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But to strip it of its original purpose

prime mantle
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this is just slop factory

odd oxide
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It is a lot less meaningful than the urinal

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But like the premise is pretty silly

prime mantle
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@odd oxide

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😭

odd oxide
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Right yeah

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Although

prime mantle
odd oxide
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I don't like how they perforated the screen

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So that it would make like a Looney tunes type hole

prime mantle
pulsar tree
quick cloud
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If Metal Sonic became an artist

Would he be MSPaint?

odd oxide
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God please have the iphone 17 leaks be fake

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It's so ugly

edgy salmon
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so dont buy it

tough pawn
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btd4 movie 2034 real confirmed trust

vapid shadow
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Balatro movie when?

tough pawn
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balatro didn't come out in 2009, no movie

rigid quiver
shell flint
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made a logo for my still in wip texture pack :3

tacit quail
blissful dust
rough ore
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iirc the whole video is faked and you can see him turn off the autopilot

rose oasis
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yo @strong wave I thought you’d enjoy this

rough ore
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And not only that but something about the model of the car not even having autopilot idk i didnt watch it

strong wave
strong wave
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You should probably respect the rules and just use the school pc for school work though

rose oasis
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honors student 4.3 gpa

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no console @ home or anything

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only thing to game on is school pc

thorny summit
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How do I start localising for balatro? Is it possible

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I would love to translate it to Swedish

rose oasis
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they basicslly sent that message to the whole server

rough ore
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Mod it ig?

thorny summit
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Amen

strong wave
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I didn't either, but you definitely should

rough ore
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Youd have to contact john balatro to get anything officialized but if you wanna just mod it no ones stopping you

oak citrus
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Damn, accurate

strong wave
thorny summit
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Ok thank you. And these translations have a living chance of getting added?

strong wave
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I couldn't say. It hasn't happened previously, though LocalThunk and the publisher seem to put effort into localization, so it might be something they'd have an interest in adding. You might have to contact LocalThunk or the publisher for that though

rough ore
unborn swift
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yo chat
in cookie clicker should I get the farm, wizard tower, or the temple sugarlump upgrade first

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no i’m not doing the fucking stock market

modern heart
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Iirc temple has the strongest out of the gate reward

lucid isle
rough ore
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So like can you just play balatro in dave the diver or what, to what extent

vapid shadow
sudden gust
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one of my dumbest runs so far while trying to get completionist... could basically play 3* four of a kind per round. trading card in shop 1/2...

dusty lynx
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Dumb question time

What shadow game would you make someone play on this server, and what would the consequence be for failing the game?

wheat coral
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I had to downgrade my youtube because of that bastard gray bar

prime mantle
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On mobile the sides are now gray on full screen

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Instead of black

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Ambient mode vs off

glad yew
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What is your 3rd favorite thing of all time?

unique stump
rough ore
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how it feels to play anaglyph deck with no negative tags

wheat coral
gritty rose
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Balatro cook book

tacit quail
severe aurora
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where's the A.I. that play Balatro instead of me.

gritty rose
severe aurora
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yeah, that could work.
they pay the tax instead of me, hit on girl instead of me, birth the baby instead of me, retire and get pension instead of me.

gritty rose
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I just wanted a chest piece for Batman bro-

severe aurora
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go get from the temu

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temu seller will get it from aliexpress, then ali seller will get if from taobao anyway.

shut wigeon
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Which is better: Brainstorm or Blueprint?

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2

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Blueprint

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blueprint

thorny mango
pearl flume
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Please choose an Item: questions provided by Tokkkkkk.

Insatiable- A silvery dinner plate. It can manifest any singular food item you wish for and can be used up to 3 times a day.

Clutz- A ring with special engravings. It prevents the wielder from making mistakes or being clumsy by auto-correcting their movement subtly.

Lost & Found- A treasure chest. Whenever you lose an item, after a length of time determined by the value of the item, it will re-appear in the chest. (Expensive stuff takes longer)

prime mantle
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taking clutz

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gonna become world's best free runner

fiery grotto
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Insatiable… The rest are just life and I can figure it out, free food helps me have food and stuff

tepid lintel
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Lost & Found

While free food has its benefits, I'd rather never lose anything. Expensive stuff takes longer, but valuable things aren't expensive. Lost your passport? Check the box. Lost your wallet? Check the box (there's no cash in there, and the IDs are worthless)

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Car keys? They're always in the box. Put the box on the living room table, because that's where the remote ends up

pulsar tree
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ts shi real

vale cliff
pulsar tree
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tspmofr

vale cliff
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Now you get to steal from anyone with a delay, hopefully far enough away that you won’t even be a suspect

pulsar tree
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aytfineshyt

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Indeed i have

vale cliff
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🤓

pulsar tree
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fine shyt agree with me means im right

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dis me rn spritual and shi

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✍️🔥

fiery grotto
modern heart
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Lol

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Actually tilted

fiery grotto
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Kitkats yucky, skittles yummy, favorite logic

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I think thats what it means

modern heart
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I would take Clutz and try to do some drunken monk shit or something

modern heart
fiery grotto
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But for cereals you should be treat eachother with more respect, or else… well idk I guess just bring in a mod and they solve it

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Yeah ik

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Thats why I said other people

prime mantle
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how you gonna be a gay furry and say this shit

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be better, man

modern heart
prime mantle
modern heart
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I miss playing Sion and Yorick

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The dopamine hit from landing a full charge Sion Q was nice

fiery grotto
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Lets just drop it before it gets to a bannable offense for anyone

prime mantle
fiery grotto
modern heart
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What are they doing to Yorick

prime mantle
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all this

modern heart
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Wtf

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That Q change is insane

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I haven't even read everything yet

prime mantle
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bro

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the e

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is losing current hp damage

modern heart
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But just getting a grave on poke is insane

prime mantle
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and is getting armor shred
and the leap and basica attacks will apply cleaver

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so you can get like 50% armor shred by just throwing an E with black cleaver

modern heart
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Ain't no way lmao

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Maybe it's time to come out of retirement

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NOT

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Fuck that noise

prime mantle
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euw?

modern heart
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But maybe one day he can pop off in a tournament

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NA lol

prime mantle
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ah

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stay in retirement

modern heart
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I mostly played Aram anyways

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Rift games are too stressful

prime mantle
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🙏 got to silver 3 cause i'm getting 38 lp per win

modern heart
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Hella

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Back in the day I got to gold one tricking Darius

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Did that like 3 times and then quit ranked for the most part

prime mantle
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gigashad

modern heart
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The only thing I miss are my skins ngl

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I had a lot of old ones

weak sigil
pulsar tree
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shi bruh

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ain blame ya

shy veldt
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Chat who plays risk of rain

pulsar tree
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how about

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i risk it

shy veldt
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Can we all agree it sucks 👍
Balatro is a great game

pulsar tree
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to make it rain in u

shy veldt
pulsar tree
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shii

shy veldt
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Imo

oak citrus
prime mantle
pulsar tree
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why specifically hammers

pulsar tree
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calm down chief

shy veldt
pulsar tree
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barotrauma ?

prime mantle
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bran braaaan

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c:

pulsar tree
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yes love that game

oak citrus
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Unfortunately, you got brick'd pensive_cowboy

shy veldt
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Risk of rain is a shitfest

pulsar tree
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u wanna see my shit tierlist?

shy veldt
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Balatro is closer to slay the spire tbh

prime mantle
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balatro is closer to league of legends

pulsar tree
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faxxxxx

shy veldt
prime mantle
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it is

pulsar tree
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fr

prime mantle
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lmfao

tender wagon
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TRUE!!!!!!!!!

pulsar tree
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type shi

prime mantle
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even got them jokers

pulsar tree
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watch out mr grown might come back and get pissed n shi

pulsar tree
shy veldt
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Yeah but risk of rain sucks

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Balatro is fun

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That’s the main difference

prime mantle
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ok but enjoying a cardgame roguelite is not hte same as enjoying risk of rain xdd

shy veldt
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Risk of rain is like

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100% execution

prime mantle
shy veldt
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Everything’s already laid up for you

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The chests the boss the enemies

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It’s not even

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Like there’s 0 choice

prime mantle
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🗿

shy veldt
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It’s barely a roguelike it’s just a skill test

prime mantle
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what

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are you ok

shy veldt
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Sacrifice makes this issue slightly better

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But like if I wanted a skill test I’d play ultrakill

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Like damn.

prime mantle
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the characters literally have different abilities you unlock

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and you unlock items through doing achievements

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there's plenty of choice

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more choice than in balatro even

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ragebait used to be believable

pulsar tree
prime mantle
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at least put in some effort

pulsar tree
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that shit dont look like cards chief

shy veldt
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The choice is literally grab every item or die wdym

prime mantle
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mfw there's actually a difference in what items you grab 💔

shy veldt
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You grab every chest or the teleporter spam killsyou like

prime mantle
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average easy difficulty player moment

shy veldt
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Eww

prime mantle
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bro probably takes crowbar all the time on commando 💔

shy veldt
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Ror2 is basically just ultrakill but like way worse

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A game that does that ror2 tries to do right is Muck

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And it’s free

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Way more fun too

prime mantle
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🗿

pulsar tree
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hell of an argument

dusty lynx
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Dumb question time

Who would you vibe check on this server and how hard?

prime mantle
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@pulsar tree for sure

pulsar tree
prime mantle
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passing the vibe check

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flawless colors

pulsar tree
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🙏

tepid lintel
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Benjamin can't come to the phone

pulsar tree
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Benjamin is locked in

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watch tf out

viral grotto
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Risk of rain and risk of rain 2 are both masterpieces

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Ultrakill is a masterpiece as well but in its own right

pulsar tree
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Fr

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And not to forget

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Best game of all time

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Fnv

prime mantle
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A trans classic

pulsar tree
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bugg

viral grotto
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Fnv is a good game don’t get me wrong but best of all time is reaching

prime mantle
pulsar tree
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Ok buddy its the best fallout

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To every be created

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And please

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Sont say

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4

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Or 3

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Ok 3 is good but

prime mantle
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imma be honest

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the best fallout games aren't even fallout games

viral grotto
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I’ll agree on that but my personal fav is 2

pulsar tree
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DAMN

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2

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Ayo

prime mantle
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BRO STOP

pulsar tree
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I respect that

prime mantle
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LET US PAY ALREADY

viral grotto
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Frank horrigan is my hero fr

pulsar tree
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Blud is one of a kind

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Fallout 2 player

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All the 5 fallout 2 fans will love this

viral grotto
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But if you want my personal opinion on the best

pulsar tree
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dong do it man...

viral grotto
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At least as far as single player games are concern d

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Concerned

pulsar tree
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Ur ruining the nice mood we settled

prime mantle
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best fallout game

viral grotto
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Cyberpunk plain and simple

pulsar tree
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We had something

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OOOO HELLL

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I mean

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Its okay actually

pulsar tree
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Then

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Refunded it

viral grotto
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There has not been a single player game that has actually had me as immersed as cyberpunk

prime mantle
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i got all the DLCs on release 🙏

pulsar tree
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Rdr2

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Come on bro

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U know u like it more

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I can tell

prime mantle
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i still need to finish dragon's dogma

viral grotto
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I love rdr 1 and 2 but I simply like cyberpunks story more

prime mantle
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i put like 30h into that game but it got so boring

pulsar tree
pulsar tree
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Doesnt feel

pulsar tree
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Western no more

prime mantle
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one of the cooler rpgs

viral grotto
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What game yall got the most hours in tho

prime mantle
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but it's so fucking boring storywise

pulsar tree
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ah i see

pulsar tree
prime mantle
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skyrim doesn't count modded

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closer to 500

viral grotto
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10k across each platform I’ve played it on total and it’s Skyrim

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Basically been playing it since it came out

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Consistently

prime mantle
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really hope ES6 lets us do building

pulsar tree
viral grotto
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If it ever comes

prime mantle
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really liked the fallout 4 building but it was so fucking dead cuase its fallout 4

viral grotto
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At this point I’m losing faith

pulsar tree
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Fallout 4 sucks

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Only good cuz

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New

prime mantle
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like it has it's moments

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but the best parts of it are hte DLCs

viral grotto
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76 building mechanics are cool but 76 sucks

prime mantle
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it's better now

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you can play as a ghoul

pulsar tree
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Fck ghouls

prime mantle
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got it's own mechanics like managing being feral

pulsar tree
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They opps

viral grotto
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Orphan crushing machine

prime mantle
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but

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i really hate that fallout 4 takes place AFTER the cool events

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like they're making out the institute to be ooo evil shit

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but all the truly evil shit it did already happened

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would've been cooler if you woke up when they first started to make synths

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like when htat one synth went nuts when the commonwealth was uniting

viral grotto
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Have yall played the fallout London mod?

prime mantle
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yes

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it ran like shit

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and i sequence broke it 3 times

viral grotto
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Highly recommend if you can get it to run correctly

pulsar tree
prime mantle
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it's even more boring that vanilla fallout

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went exploring
half the shit is locked, the other half is empty

pulsar tree
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yeah thats hwy u play

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New vegas

viral grotto
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I got mine fortunately to run without much issues but I’ve heard some people have a lot of issues

pulsar tree
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Its not boring

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At all

prime mantle
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it's just so

viral grotto
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I like the story

prime mantle
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  1. They took mods iwthout permission
viral grotto
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And for a small developer team I mean

prime mantle
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  1. it runs like complete dogshit
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  1. it's balanced like complete ass
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No ammo
armor penetrating melee weapons are rare as shit

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and the fucking walking naval mines are ass

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like any time you come across a robot

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it's either spend 50 minutes shanking it

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or waste all your ammo

pulsar tree
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Satisfactory

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Is peak

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Play that instead

prime mantle
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rimworld with mods 🙏

shy veldt
prime mantle
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ror2 doesn't try to be balanced

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they only really fix extreme exploits

pulsar tree
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Make it rain on yah

tepid lintel
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Just play some trackmania.

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Find randomly hidden unholy duck rituals

modern heart
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Unsure my league hours

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But it's a lot too

alpine elk
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Yo guys what does this build need?

oak citrus
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You know who else has a build in need of something?

upbeat chasm
drifting geode
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has anyone ever had a mango shake before

vale cliff
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Probably

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At least 5, in fact

rose oasis
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I have 6k on a Roblox game

drifting geode
vale cliff
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Mango, shaken

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I don’t know what to tell you, man

manic idol
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Tiktok is getting banned againn 🥀🥀 (proly…)

vale cliff
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Nice

steel sorrel
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I'm braindead from games

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That's prolly why I can't focus in school

manic idol
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Why am i getting zoophilia on my instagram reels 😭

storm wolf
prime mantle
vale cliff
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Animals too

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Apparently

prime mantle
steel sorrel
prime mantle
odd oxide
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no way people actually sat through 5 hours

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of marvel chairs

steel sorrel
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They did?

prime mantle
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All gray and shit

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World is small af

steel sorrel
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Well that's mostly because it's a nuclear wasteland theme. But I can kind of get that

prime mantle
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It's been 200 years

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And they're still trynna rebuild

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Like come on man

steel sorrel
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Well I mean it was a world with advanced technology

prime mantle
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They tried to band together
But the game is set after that

steel sorrel
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Wouldn't the nukes be more advanced than current nukes? Like they got a launcher that shoots mini nukes

steel sorrel
prime mantle
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Cause they chose to make them so ass

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Either way, wack

steel sorrel
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It's been like like that since the first fallout though?

prime mantle
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If they want to keep the settlement system, the world needs to not be built around a single town

steel sorrel
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Oh wait settlement system

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Yeah settlement system is ass

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Especially Preston

prime mantle
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I mean just like in general

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The whole map is around boston

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That's it

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You take 5 steps and you're back in boston

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And it's like nobody even tried to recover

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Within 50 fucking years that whole shithole would be stripped clean

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But it's been 200 and everything still stands

steel sorrel
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There is a vault tec settlement, that's the only one that's advanced

prime mantle
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Unironically

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Fallout 76 did it good

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Not on launch obv

steel sorrel
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I can agree

prime mantle
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But now there's actual lived ppaced

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Places

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Like the 2 towns, the raider one and settler one

steel sorrel
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You can teleport to your own hub as well in 76

prime mantle
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Being able to build anywhere is peak

steel sorrel
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Facts

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I don't play 76 much but I do like the game

prime mantle
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I played it a lot with my step brother

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Looked up so many tutorials on building to figure out how to make a circular room

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So now I have this really cool restaurant build

steel sorrel
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Nice

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I should play 76 more, heard you can be a ghoul now

prime mantle
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Yea

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It's got its own mechanics like managing being feral

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I was thinking about making a 2nd character

steel sorrel
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So you can go unstable?

prime mantle
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Cause I fully fucked up my first

steel sorrel
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Same

prime mantle
prime mantle
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So if I want a new build I need to grind like an extra 100 levels

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But I'm a hella strong heavy build so

steel sorrel
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Heavy build pretty good

prime mantle
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Had a two shot prime gauss minigun

steel sorrel
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I usually go for melee

prime mantle
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And a vampire plasma gatling

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It was so ass having to server hop 24/7 to farm materials for ammo

steel sorrel
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I get the feeling

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But starting out as a new player, some people gave you items

prime mantle
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It's mostly having to farm the nuke mats

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Like the funky flowers to make flux

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Cause its on a timelimit

steel sorrel
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Oh

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Question, what's your favorite fallout game?

prime mantle
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I didn't play much of 3 and nv
I don't wanna touch 1 and 2
So by process of elimination
4

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in 3 i blew up megaton and kinda gave up on it cause i didn't know where to go from there lmfoa

steel sorrel
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It's a good pick, I love nv because of the story itself.

prime mantle
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in new vegas, it felt hella clunky and kept crashing and i dn't wanna bother iwht it

prime mantle
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i like 4 because there's just so many mods

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so if i really want to, i can turn it into any of hte other ones

steel sorrel
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If I remember someone is remaking nv in fo4

prime mantle
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but i don't like the gameplay in 1 and 2 so i'm keeping clear of them

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if i wanted to play top down rpgs, i got baldur's gate, wrath of the righteous, rogue trader and divinity original sin 2

steel sorrel
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I only own baldur's gate 1&2 unfortunately

prime mantle
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played and finished 3

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and ngl, it wasn't that great

steel sorrel
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Most people play it for... You know

prime mantle
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a lot of the choices just kinda boil down to
"Which cutscene would you like to see"

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where things like wrath of the righteous

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you will straight up have a different storyline for a while

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and there's actual consequences for most of your actions

steel sorrel
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One RPG I go back to sometimes is cyberpunk 2077

prime mantle
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i should go back to it ngl

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i finished it the first time and it gave me depression

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played it the 2nd time to do the DLC and was doing a katana throwing knife build

steel sorrel
#

What ending did you get

prime mantle
#

First one I did was arasaka

#

then i went back to do nomad and rogue

steel sorrel
#

So worst ending

prime mantle
#

||Also did the suicide ending and taht shit killed me||

#

||seeing the message from judy and remembering that eve offed herself 😔 depression, was the last thing i did||

#

stopped playing until dlc came out

#

and now i was playing on normal and game got braindead

#

cause i got Saboru's katana and dagger so i can just run around, throwing knives at weak spots and then slashing them to heal

steel sorrel
#

I actually was hit hard on almost all those endings

prime mantle
#

unironically really liked the arasaka ending

steel sorrel
#

The one I liked was Johnny silver hand surviving

prime mantle
#

as much as it sucks cause wuhhh corpo bad

#

my character was a corpo rat so i kinda went with it

#

too bad that V has mood swings 24/7 so you can't have a consistent opinion

steel sorrel
#

I thought v becomes a chip

prime mantle
#

||You end up talking to Saboru in the Miochi or whatever it's called. You also can talk to Jackie if you didn't send the body straight to his mom||

#

||In the end they send you up to the space station and try to fix you. Turns out saboru just installed himself into his son's body and they get johnny out of you. But the relic already did damage so you only got a couple months left so they send you back down||

#

it's not a bad ending by any means

#

loved every moment of it

steel sorrel
#

And also you betray Johnny

prime mantle
#

meanwhile the DLC ending you unlock
||They rip out johnny, put you in a 2 year coma, everyone leaves you and you can't have any cybermods anymore||

#

I think i'm good with just coming home and living out my days being a little schizo with my frens

steel sorrel
#

Oh wait I forgot about the dlc being the new worst...

prime mantle
#

Yea

#

When it comes to the endings

#

Arasaka is really not that bad

#

rogue is probably my least favorite

#

mainly cause like

#

you don't get a choice at all?

#

you raid arasaka
do the shit
and hten become a big shot? what if i just wanna leave

edgy salmon
#

My favorite ending is the one where you shoot yourself because it's funny as hell

wise grove
#

The one man army ending is what I wish was canon

wicked arch
#

yoooooooo

stone latch
#

Look at this tiny little screwdriver

prime mantle
#

Is it that typewriter one

stone latch
#

absolutely not sir

#

this is a 3 year old keyboard that I took inadequate care of

#

cant let any soul see the shit im working with

edgy salmon
stone latch
edgy salmon
#

I'll see if I have one

stone latch
edgy salmon
#

I have no bananas I'm sorry I've failed you

unborn jolt
#

damn

#

it's okay

#

I didnt have a banana for scale either

edgy salmon
#

Here's it beside a PS5 controller that's the best I can do

unborn jolt
#

tiny

#

its shape is not very aesthetically pleasing though no?

#

it looks like a genetically modified pickle

#

it's more practical than mine though

#

I will say that

edgy salmon
#

Yeah I bought it so I could get through the screws in my PS5 to clean the fan cus I got it second hand, the fan looked like it had been taken off roading and thrown in a mud pile lmao

unborn jolt
#

I mostly use mine to interact in places where my fingers are too big

edgy salmon
#

It's also good for getting into my PC without completely taking it apart cus of its size yeah

unborn jolt
#

had to take some batteries out of a mean ass remote yesterday

edgy salmon
#

Like a TV remote?

unborn jolt
#

yeah

edgy salmon
#

Weird I've never had a TV remote use a screw before

unborn jolt
#

it doesnt use a screw

#

it made my fingers ouchie when I tried to take the batteries out

edgy salmon
#

Ahh

unborn jolt
#

so I used the screwdriver

#

better leverage

edgy salmon
#

Smart

unborn jolt
#

it was holding those fuckin batteries with everything it had I swear

#

yo is that BIG in your pfp?

edgy salmon
#

Yessir

unborn jolt
#

good music taste

edgy salmon
#

One of my favorite rappers

#

Thank ya

unborn jolt
#

such a shame he only ever released one album while alive

unborn jolt
edgy salmon
#

Might actually have some good rap in 2025 if biggie and 2pac didn't get shot

#

But they also could've just burnt out like everyone else did unfortunately

unborn jolt
#

30 years too late

edgy salmon
#

I haven't really been keeping up with it recently but yeah I'm glad they finally busted him

#

Mans messed up

unborn jolt
#

retired after a few albums

#

didnt give anyone a chance to say he fell off

edgy salmon
#

50 cent?

unborn jolt
#

yeah

edgy salmon
#

Hes had a recent release on Spotify, not sure if it's old stuff getting put out still or if he's back at it

#

Never really got into 50 so don't know myself

unborn jolt
#

yeah call me crazy but I dont think the rap beef contributed to biggie getting shot

edgy salmon
#

I don't know why they did it all I know is that it was stupid as hell, no reason to shoot a man down in his prime when he's only like 24

#

But I guess that's just what happens when you're gang related

tiny briar
#
poll_question_text

Best joker (of these 2)

victor_answer_votes

16

total_votes

22

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Gros Michel

victor_answer_emoji_id

1185774266294218892

victor_answer_emoji_name

gros_michel

fiery grotto
#

WHAT

#

Mods ban everyone who said gros michel is better than egg

#

Egg is best joker

#

Im fuming rn

tiny briar
prime mantle
#

Bedrock isn't real man

blazing gazelle
odd oxide
#

🧐

steel rain
#

ITS REAL

tough pawn
#

WE GOT TOMODACHI 2

glossy fulcrum
pearl flume
#

Do you ever feel as if something's not right ? As if the logic shouldn't hold up, as if reality itself shouldn't had allowed it but here it is regardless.

And we make up excuses and complex theories to try to make it make sense to us. Why does it have to make sense to us ?

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.

vale cliff
#

What’s your native language btw

odd oxide
#

I'm ngl talk tuah is a pretty good name for the podcast

devout pecan
prime mantle
#

bedrock runs a server for singleplayer

#

c:

tiny briar
#

you'll see me in court soon

prime mantle
#

bedrock

#

sucks

#

java better

#

imagine having multiplayer lag while playing singleplayer

#

fucking wheeze

edgy salmon
# prime mantle

WOW IF ONLY IT DID THAT BEFORE MICROSOFT'S STUPID ASS BOUGHT IT AND REMOVED THE FEATURE

edgy salmon
#

Bedrock use to pause whenever it was just minecraft, microsoft bought it and REMOVED THAT

prime mantle
#

damn

#

that's crazy

#

anyways, bedrock doesn't exist

#

java peak

edgy salmon
#

GAY ASS UPDATE, I WANT MICROSOFT TO GO BANKRUPT

prime mantle
#

having to use linux 💔

edgy salmon
#

I would be fine with that if it meant the people who turned minecraft into a movie die of starvation

odd oxide
#

Macos 😻

prime mantle
#

nah fam

devout pecan
tiny briar
tiny briar
prime mantle
#

bedrock sucks

odd oxide
#

Wtf bro is so cute

prime mantle
#

who the hell just added me lmfao

#

Istlaki dude 😭 gotta be from here

odd oxide
#

Why is it so dark 😭

prime mantle
#

causae i'm in game

#

and it decided to pop queue

#

there, not dark anymore

odd oxide
#

Pro

#

Fact check:

#

Their recommended servings actually align with a healthy amount of grains

#

A serving being about half a cup of rice or a slice of bread

prime mantle
#

oh it's a boosting service

#

yuck

odd oxide
#

Also like the food pyramid is long out of date

#

It got replaced with myplate

#

But like

#

No one has heard of myplate

#

So like yeah of all the valid critiques against the food pyramid

#

Very easy to criticize btw

#

Reddit dodged all of that

hollow nest
#

the "grains" category isn't just bread and pasta

#

it includes cereals, oats, certain corns even

#

white flour products are kinda notorious for being bloating and calorie dense
many people are surprised to find that most of the calories from staple unhealthy foods come from the breading

odd oxide
#

Chat when was the last time yall had McDonald's

prime mantle
#

like a year ago+

#

boycott

  • they don't deliver here xdd
odd oxide
#

Something like that here too

prime mantle
#

i miss it

bleak rampart
tepid lintel
wheat coral
#

<@&1133519078540185692> kill the john

odd oxide
#

There's no spam filter?

#

Damn

wheat coral
#

thank you

zenith patio
#

bang bang

#

i've never seen that before

#

just come in and spam everyone pings

#

straight trollin

wheat coral
#

think he went postal didn't look like a bot and he was in the cryptid and multi-player server

#

say 9:1 postal:hacked

zenith patio
#

happens to the worst of us

manic idol
zenith patio
manic idol
zenith patio
#

hmm, ohhh i see it now. it's pikachu from super smash bros

pale swallow
#

That’s clearly ganondorf

manic idol
timber oyster
# manic idol

i'm pretty sure this dude's name starts with M-A-R-I but who knows what else could that be?

rough ore
jovial isle
#

is my cat peak

glossy fulcrum
#

delectable

pulsar tree
#

Hey

glossy fulcrum
#

hey

pulsar tree
#

wsgud fine shyt

tough pawn
#

obelrizzk

prime mantle
#

that man has no rizz

pulsar tree
glossy fulcrum
prime mantle
#

Dam

pulsar tree
glossy fulcrum
#

maybe

#

:p

glossy fulcrum
#

thanks

pulsar tree
#

Fine shyt shouldn't be thankin no one

glossy fulcrum
devout pecan
prime mantle
#

😔 rizzing someone else up

glossy fulcrum
#

aw shucks

prime mantle
#

this man is a playa, do not trust this man

glossy fulcrum
#

:p

twin hazel
#

Does anyone know why lovely is instantly crashing when I try to run moded balatro

prime mantle
twin hazel
tough pawn
manic idol
agile owl
edgy salmon
#

No this but Tomodachi life

steel sorrel
oak citrus
drifting minnow
jagged pier
#

i'm so glad the ghibli meme is done.

weak lodge
devout pecan
jagged pier
#

Brands are doing it

#

it's done

vestal warren
#

just in case anybody forgot, dream bbq today

covert ocean
#

I wonder why was released so early

mint prawn
#

what is unc yapping about

worldly wren
#

out soon

#

ward 42 to tuesday

main flame
shadow estuary
#

any fate fans!!!

shadow estuary
worldly wren
#

we study physics in the 2econd world

soft ledge
#

Jimbo and his game

glossy fulcrum
shell flint
#

yippee new discovery BinPog

livid condor
#

has anyone seen the nintendo direct yet

foggy wharf
#

LocalThunk? more like LocalTwink

vale cliff
#

LocalTwunk

barren rampart
#

Localpunk

noble verge
#

what do you guys think about the new rhythm heaven and the new tomogachi and the new tomodachi

livid condor
#

very awesome

#

how about monument valley 3

tough pawn
#

peakument valley 3

livid condor
#

true

dusty lynx
soft ledge
pearl flume
#

Can I interest you in some Divestments ?

shell flint
ember halo
noble verge
#

i kind of assumed you liked rhythm heaven based on your pfp

fiery grotto
#

I havent played but its a cool game series

modern heart
pearl flume
#

Please answer the following prompt:

What is something nice you're looking forward to in the near future ?

Ex: Game release, A promotion, Finishing work, ect.

fiery grotto
#

Speing break

#

And getting better from my allergies/maybe sickness through probably allergies

wind dock
#

Wake the gros up michel we have a blind to win

gritty rose
#

I feel like I could make up a Balatro themed cookbook

gritty rose
#

Of course I’ll have to stretch in some ideas, but I think I could come up with a few ideas

thorny mango
stone latch
#

guys should I let my cat in?
she's scratching at the door and I know tht if I let her in she's going to stab me while sitting on my lap

oak citrus
#

Cats deserve a little stabbing. As a treat

vale cliff
#

I was wondering why my toe felt sore

#

Then I realised it was because she clawed it in my sleep

oak citrus
#

Just getting a little treat:3

vocal finch
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

who deserves 1'000 pings here?

vale cliff
#

Me

raw pond
#

who?

lunar kiln
#

Reddit situation was crazy

vale cliff
#

It’s actually very impressive how much mileage we can get out of that

gray harness
#

undyne the undying? more like dyne the died

pearl flume
#

Frostpunk is on sale for 85%, dlcs are also included. Go grab it.

vapid void
lyric sand
#

What goes where

pale swallow
#

This is what politicians are gonna use in the future
If you don’t promote them every single conversation you just straight up die

edgy salmon
long widget
#

I need help here

manic idol
prime mantle
mighty acorn
prime mantle
#

huh?

mighty acorn
#

I asked

#

Log?

prime mantle
#

i said

#

huh?

mighty acorn
#

Omfg

prime mantle
#

MelonYawn idk what log is dawg, could just explain it

shell flint
#

pareidolia my beloved

odd oxide
#

regardless of whether you think pulling the lever is a more moral choice

#

do you think you have what it takes to actually pull the lever?

sour pilot
#

duplicate the trolley and put them on a rail each, and get rid of the lever entirely

#

moral dilemma solved cause nobody wins

oak citrus
#

I'd simply sabotage the trolley, and eliminate the trolley corporate structure

#

Ez pz

edgy quiver
#

i would buy madness

#

kill the trolley

sour pilot
#

get the trolley to invest in some property, do it properly

simple sigil
#

Why haven't we think of that

vale cliff
#

Think this has been done

oak citrus
vale cliff
#

This is the better ending if they’re all religious

edgy salmon
vale cliff
#

:|

tiny briar
# tiny briar
poll_question_text

Joker Tournament Round #1

victor_answer_votes

7

total_votes

10

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Wee Joker

victor_answer_emoji_id

1139524811421405224

victor_answer_emoji_name

balatrojoker

odd oxide
#

i love wee

shrewd raft
#

I need someone who knows history to fact check something

oak citrus
#

What's up?

oak citrus
shrewd raft
# oak citrus I might know?

Global powers, particularly the United States and some European countries, pushed China to curb its rapid emissions growth due to its increasing use of coal and other fossil fuels. As China industrialized, its carbon emissions soared, and by the early 2000s, it became the largest emitter of greenhouse gases in the world.

In international climate negotiations (e.g., the Paris Agreement), China was initially treated as a developing country, but as its economy grew, richer nations pressured it to slow down or transition to cleaner energy sources.

China's response was a blend of nationalist rhetoric and assertiveness: it argued that historically, developed nations were the primary contributors to climate change, and that it needed room to grow. China also insisted on its right to industrialize to elevate its population from poverty, much as developed nations had done in the past.

Aggressive pushback: China not only rejected some of the external pressure but also advanced its own agenda, emphasizing the importance of “common but differentiated responsibilities.” This was a way of highlighting that the historical emitters (rich countries) should bear more of the responsibility, while China focused on its sovereignty to develop.
Is this true

vivid bronze
#

Warframe devstream promoting Balatro a second ago

oak citrus
tiny briar
pulsar tree
#

o shit

#

my grass brotha

tiny briar
pulsar tree
#

nothing

tiny briar
#

okay?

pulsar tree
#

what could i possibly need from you

#

i just said my grass brotha

vast forge
#

okay chat i need your opinion on something: is cereal a soup?

#

my argument was that it isnt because usually soup is cooked and cereal is usually eaten cold

pulsar tree
#

its not soup

#

soup is warm

#

end

shadow estuary
#

any fate fans!!!

brave sonnet
wheat coral
#

cereal is a stew not a soup

sour pilot
#

its porridge if you let it sit long enough

prime mantle
#

yay, i beat the hardest diff of baleaguetro

blazing gazelle
oak citrus
#

Also, you can crack open a can or 7 of ravioli and tuck in. That's like a soup

jovial drift
#

Jimbo my beloved 😍

tacit quail
shell flint
#

get real mariodance

tacit quail
shell flint
untold coral
#

baba is you 👀

tough pawn
#

baba is peak 🔥

fiery grotto
#

baba is you actually

shy veldt
#

Is there a game like balatro but it’s cookie clicker

manic idol
#

Guys im bored should I put Tomodachi Life on my DS?

brittle talon
#

ELDRITCH BLAST

tough pawn
shell flint
edgy salmon
#

<@&1133519078540185692>

tough pawn
#

mods eat him alive

#

hope that was enough nutrition for yall

lucid isle
#

Does anyone know where the teleporter is in risk of rain 2, I just got the game and I can't find it anywhere.

vivid bronze
#

Not in the picture, you'll find it where you see blue sparks in the air

#

(also Jesus you're still at stage 1, 45 minutes into it?)

lucid isle
#

yea, i kept looking around for it

prime mantle
#

bro is lost lost

lucid isle
#

i found it but then this giant flying green monster killed me, it was kind of buried

lucid charm
#

Do y'all listen to anything that makes you feel like this?

fiery grotto
covert ocean
mortal swallow
#

Guys they made balatro irl

prime mantle
mortal swallow
#

I thought of bill belichick tbh

#

Emotionless and hooded

tacit quail
mortal swallow
#

..... I searched for "ok" gifs and I came across this

rain wharf
#

bros a stage 1 andy😭😭

lucid isle
#

The teleporter was hidden in a pond under a rock

rain wharf
#

i know exactly what you're talking about

orchid pelican
#

im bad for find teleporters too

#

in both games

#

ror2 and ror returns

shell flint
#

@tired zenith REAL2

tired zenith
tacit quail
nova vault
#

what the DASUFGHBAIDLSKFU

#

why ballot so smol

civic flax
#

itty bitty

prime mantle
#

Bro got squoshed

prime mantle
#

Could be a texture pack bug

nova vault
#

no it's hanging chad

sharp bay
nova vault
#

it's just like that forever i guess

oak citrus
#

Most famous vaporwave album mentioned KoFBestFighter

burnt spindle
oak citrus
pearl flume
#

Please choose a videogame before clicking the black bar.

||If it wasn't for "videogame logic", realistically could the main character win the game ? Would you play without the "videogame logic" ?||

glossy fulcrum
#

||no coins :(||

gray harness