🃏・off-topic

[prime mantle]

fucking

sucks

[edgy salmon]

dope

[rich glade]

no not the overlay

[pulsar tree]

swimming there

naked.

[rich glade]

the fricking game

what happened to the graphics

[prime mantle]

oh

[pulsar tree]

[rich glade]

i remember it looking better

[prime mantle]

it's cause it's noxus season

so it's more red

[rich glade]

ah

[pulsar tree]

its nicer now

its

[prime mantle]

dude

seasons start

[pulsar tree]

noxus

[rich glade]

idk league i play val

[prime mantle]

it fucking

YUCK

[pulsar tree]

chests got removed as well

[rich glade]

well i dont play val anymore either

[pulsar tree]

now they r back

[edgy salmon]

i never played val

[rich glade]

dont

[edgy salmon]

i wont

[pulsar tree]

val is no bueno

[rich glade]

it'll ruin your life worse than balatro

[prime mantle]

🤢 YUCK

[ivory crow]

Yo same, but I suck lol

[edgy salmon]

balatro didnt ruin my life crusader kings 3 did

[rich glade]

we all do lol

[pulsar tree]

😭

[rich glade]

[prime mantle]

they turned it back to more green

less nauseating to look at

[pulsar tree]

ur making me wanna reinstall stop it plks

2 months clean

[prime mantle]

euw?

[pulsar tree]

i cant just go back to sadness

[edgy salmon]

i never played league either

[pulsar tree]

yah

[prime mantle]

YOOOO

come duo

[rich glade]

jeez

[edgy salmon]

i unfortunately played overwatch

[pulsar tree]

OOOOH HELL NAH my 2 months

[prime mantle]

gooner

[pulsar tree]

streak

[ivory crow]

😳

[edgy salmon]

yes

[rich glade]

thats worse

[pulsar tree]

u can play that game?

[rich glade]

EXACTLY

[pulsar tree]

thought ity was just corn

[edgy salmon]

no I've smashed many controllers I'm a year clean

[prime mantle]

🫵 🇬 🇴 🇴 🇳 🇪 🇷

[edgy salmon]

yes

im not denying that

[prime mantle]

respect

[pulsar tree]

woah

[pulsar tree]

i respect that

[rich glade]

i mean the people working on that work more than blizzard does on the game itself

[pulsar tree]

not denying it

respect +

[edgy salmon]

i dont like anime but i loooove henta yarharhar

[prime mantle]

it is hilarious that the 18+ content revolutionized fan animations

[rich glade]

😩

[edgy salmon]

nah but fr bro you ever watch overwatch stuff? some of it is pixar quality istg

[rich glade]

why does tiso look so weird lol

[rich glade]

[pulsar tree]

[edgy salmon]

cus he a bug

i think

i never played hollow knight either

[rich glade]

bro go watch yo girl she's with trump rn

[edgy salmon]

Div I'm famously gay 🙄

also famously a bigot as well

[pulsar tree]

is trump still

orange

[edgy salmon]

yes lol

[rich glade]

tf

ok brb lemme

[edgy salmon]

hes silly looking

[rich glade]

get my coffee

[prime mantle]

anyways let's change topics

[pulsar tree]

[prime mantle]

before we get into nsfw and politics

which will get us timed out 🗿

[edgy salmon]

boring

this is why discord servers shouldnt have rules

we must start the revolution

[pulsar tree]

dont do it

last time i got muted

for 1h

[ivory crow]

Nah, then people like you would spread corn

[edgy salmon]

oh heavens me I sure would hate to get muted on discord for an hour

[edgy salmon]

good

more for me

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-hug-mayburi-bridget-may-gif-11343093385535605455

[pulsar tree]

chat

what is this

[rich glade]

chat

[prime mantle]

yuri

[edgy salmon]

why you post that

[rich glade]

whats ur fav game

[ivory crow]

💀

[edgy salmon]

crusader kings 3

[pulsar tree]

who tf is yuri

[rich glade]

,

[edgy salmon]

it means gay corn

[rich glade]

[redacted]

[pulsar tree]

o hell nah

oh

hell yeah

oh

[rich glade]

[prime mantle]

technically i have the most hours in destiny 2

but i prefer rimworld or terraria

[pulsar tree]

u gotta stop falling on ur keyboard

[rich glade]

Terraria goat

[edgy salmon]

i have the most hours on minecraft

[rich glade]

lmfao

[rich glade]

well i said the truth

[pulsar tree]

nothing beats my 7k on league

[edgy salmon]

I refuse to give him the last fish

[rich glade]

I have most hours on val or terraria prolly, but i prefer sanabi

[ivory crow]

How tf do you have more then this 😭🙏🙏

[rich glade]

deserved

[edgy salmon]

man I have like 4000 hours on minecraft

I've been playing it since I was like 8

[rich glade]

Has anyone played sanabi bro

changed my life

[pulsar tree]

ya all gotta try this

[edgy salmon]

b42 sucks

[pulsar tree]

play 41

[edgy salmon]

no multiplayer which is the only fun way to play the game

[rich glade]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1562700?snr=5000_5100__

Steam

SANABI

You, a legendary retired veteran, are called upon for one last operation: to ascend a mega-city ruled by a corrupt conglomerate. You were chosen for this mission because of your signature chain-hook prosthetic arm and the ability to maneuver and quickly defeat enemies. The mission: to hunt down a mysterious entity known as “SANABI” and uncover c...

Price

$9.74

Recommendations

32146

▶ Play video

[edgy salmon]

all the mods are migrating to 42

[pulsar tree]

yeah play 41

its fine

[rich glade]

peak game

[pulsar tree]

still like

thousands for 41

[edgy salmon]

not good ones

[ivory crow]

At least that game is fire 🔥

[edgy salmon]

not the ones i want

[pulsar tree]

wdym they are good

[edgy salmon]

#notmymods

[pulsar tree]

wowowoow

twitter

[rich glade]

trust me sanabi looks like katana zero

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny2-destiny-boring-gameplay-soapsreal-gif-19404682

[rich glade]

but its SO SO much better

[edgy salmon]

im sorry are you implying ck3 and minecraft aren't fire?

[pulsar tree]

Thos are not my MODS!

[pulsar tree]

is that what the game is like

[edgy salmon]

One time I got really mad at destiny 2 and poured my fish tank out on my ps4

[prime mantle]

never put destiny
and that game is fire
anywhere near each other

[pulsar tree]

holy

[prime mantle]

that game is so fucking cooked

[pulsar tree]

is the fish safe

[edgy salmon]

no he died

[pulsar tree]

NOOOOO

[edgy salmon]

like all 4 of them

[prime mantle]

they got rid of all the fun out of it

[pulsar tree]

its over

[ivory crow]

Nah, u just recently started des

[prime mantle]

and are making it even worse to play

[pulsar tree]

4!?!?

[prime mantle]

they added loadouts

so you can do loadout swaps

[edgy salmon]

they were little tiny ones

[rich glade]

[prime mantle]

add clear one 1 build
then swap to another for dps

[edgy salmon]

Im not allowed to have fish anymore

[prime mantle]

nwo they're fucking getting rid of htat

[rich glade]

ban speedrun any%

GUYS

[pulsar tree]

WAIT

thats not allowed?

oops

[rich glade]

Has anyone played sanabi

[ivory crow]

Bro stop falling on ur keyboard

[pulsar tree]

fax

[edgy salmon]

yeah you might make the jews mad and you dont wanna do that they teamed up with the romans and killed jesus

[pulsar tree]

oh yeah

thats true

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree

38m

[pulsar tree]

i remember reading that

[prime mantle]

nemesis and rekkles

[pulsar tree]

wtf baus 4 6

[prime mantle]

are so cracked

[pulsar tree]

ISNANE

[edgy salmon]

its fine jesus was just some dude anyway

[pulsar tree]

neme is goated

[prime mantle]

neme is nuts

[pulsar tree]

but baus not being 0 10 is more impressive

[prime mantle]

it's cause he's on vi

can't proxy and die for waves

[ivory crow]

😭

[steel egret]

does anyone play lol?

[pulsar tree]

vi is goated

for

[prime mantle]

no

[edgy salmon]

no

[pulsar tree]

proxy

[steel egret]

ive been getting twisted fate in aram

and trying the dumbest builds

[pulsar tree]

like?

[steel egret]

and it reminds me of balatro so much

[pearl flume]

Let's see if you guys can crack this Balatro themed puzzle.

The answer is not available at the start of the run.
To unlock the answer the player must alter their deck.
The answer does not relate to any jokers.
The answer is acquired using multiple of the same.

[prime mantle]

Navori twisted fate

is hilarious

[rich glade]

dude fr this is THE best shit ive ever drank, starbucks really cooked w this one

[steel egret]

rfc titanic hydra executioners calling serpents fang black cleaver

[pulsar tree]

oh thats sounds good

[prime mantle]

get navori flicker blades next time you get him

so you can spam cards

[steel egret]

spam red card for super debuffs

[pulsar tree]

people be running anth on tf nowdays

and still works

[rich glade]

@edgy salmon my man, do you like story based games?

[steel egret]

ya i was running ability haste in runes

[edgy salmon]

yes I do very much

[steel egret]

i also love ability haste liandrys + horizon q max

[rich glade]

Play sanabi

rfn

[prime mantle]

i can't wait to see Machine gun lulu in a pro game at some point

[edgy salmon]

what is sanabi

[ivory crow]

Do u play red dead?

[edgy salmon]

is it japanese

[steel egret]

i havent tried super onhit navori tho

[pulsar tree]

oooo hellll naaaaa

[edgy salmon]

1 and 2 and the zombie game

[steel egret]

you can delete people with gold card onhit

[prime mantle]

we've seen vex tank

[ivory crow]

W

[prime mantle]

it's only a matter of time

we also saw zed

[pulsar tree]

god i hate lulu so much

[rich glade]

Made in korea but doesnt even matter, the game is SO peak idek how it only has 32k reviews on steam

[pulsar tree]

OH YEAH

[prime mantle]

zed wasn't picked in pro for fucking years

[pulsar tree]

ZED

it s been

YEARS

[rich glade]

underrated as heck

[edgy salmon]

ill check it out and maybe pirate it (I'm allowed to do that I'm poor)

[rich glade]

lol

fine enough

[pulsar tree]

bro u making me wanna play so bad

[steel egret]

…. since we’re talking league

i was a support kindred otp

[rich glade]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1562700?snr=5000_5100__

Steam

SANABI

You, a legendary retired veteran, are called upon for one last operation: to ascend a mega-city ruled by a corrupt conglomerate. You were chosen for this mission because of your signature chain-hook prosthetic arm and the ability to maneuver and quickly defeat enemies. The mission: to hunt down a mysterious entity known as “SANABI” and uncover c...

Price

$9.74

Recommendations

32146

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[pulsar tree]

please

[rich glade]

@mr bird play this

[pulsar tree]

go

[prime mantle]

respect for a weirdo pick

[pulsar tree]

and

[rich glade]

@pulsar tree

[steel egret]

emerald 1 peak

[pulsar tree]

wat is htat

[steel egret]

i could make diamond probably but i havent played ranked in a year

[edgy salmon]

this is cyberpunk

💀

[rich glade]

Dystopian =/= cyberpunk

[pulsar tree]

is it like those games where u get one shot by eveyrthing

@steel egret check dis shi out

almos got masters at some point

[steel egret]

im curious about slay the spire but the aesthetics dont attract me

[pulsar tree]

didnt .

[rich glade]

No, i mean there is 1 hp mode but normal mode allows u to get hit thrice before dying

[pulsar tree]

man ik those games they are hard af

[pulsar tree]

kinda like souls games

u gotta play the same thing

50 times

[steel egret]

im honestly alright at league, but i love off meta too much

[edgy salmon]

I think I'll pass on this one thanks for the suggestion though

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree
https://www.twitch.tv/caedrel/clip/GoodNeighborlyEndiveTheTarFu-bdrFGODVtNz7HOCa

[steel egret]

yeah im trash at balatro i cant get past any purple stake

[rich glade]

its easy as shit

[steel egret]

i have yet to unlock final deck

[pulsar tree]

wtf

[rich glade]

i saw people struggle on final boss

[pulsar tree]

blew up

[rich glade]

i beat it third try

[prime mantle]

vi vs neeko support xdddd

[rich glade]

Oh come on, trust me its dystopian but NOT close to cyberpunk

[pulsar tree]

cyberpunk stuff is cool

[rich glade]

if u like platforming especially, play the thing, or ofc story, best shit ive ever seen

[pulsar tree]

whats wrong with it

[rich glade]

Oh yea speaking of story

[pulsar tree]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-gif-21690606

[rich glade]

i gotta play i have no mouth and i must scream some time

[steel egret]

awful build for solo queue but my fav build was redemption locket kindred

https://streamable.com/pqo6ja

[edgy salmon]

nothing I just not into playing

[prime mantle]

baussi full build

[edgy salmon]

cyberpunk is like one of my most played games

[rich glade]

bro dystopian means a little like cyberpunk not exactly that 😭

you're missing out on peak

[edgy salmon]

man I just dont wanna play it

[pulsar tree]

i guess its okay but

[edgy salmon]

it aint for me

[pulsar tree]

any other sypport

would have gone crazy there as well

[rich glade]

[pulsar tree]

its more of a for fun pick in draft games

[pulsar tree]

fairs

[rich glade]

@pulsar tree play sanabi if real

or fraud

[edgy salmon]

i want metal gear delta NOW\

[steel egret]

best solo queue build was rfc divine sunderer, lemme see if i have a clip

[pulsar tree]

ill check it

[rich glade]

do you like celeste/katana zero?

[prime mantle]

HOLY

enemy got elder

neme got 2 kills 🙏

[rich glade]

this is both those games combined, on steroids

[pulsar tree]

never played

[edgy salmon]

UNNNNNNNNGHHHHH

[pulsar tree]

i seen them

not for me

[steel egret]

did anyone play MGO2?

[prime mantle]

mgo2?

metal gear online 2

[pulsar tree]

this si what i have @rich glade

[edgy salmon]

i loveeee metal gear

[steel egret]

is that a yes?

[prime mantle]

no lmfao

[steel egret]

i didnt even know metal gear delta was a thing

mgo2 was so good.

niche af great game

[rich glade]

sheesh

welp imma go play ihnmaims

cya nerds

[edgy salmon]

ok dingus

[pulsar tree]

aight

oh yeah

read dead is peak

thats what i was gonna say and forgot

[rich glade]

agreed

[pulsar tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1117199551539970098/1118776498468425829/IMG_8528.gif

[coral adder]

would anyone like to hear some music im making :P

[coral adder]

now how tf does this happen

LOL

[pulsar tree]

Lenut James

[prime mantle]

MY BOYS

YUP CHAMP

why is the elder not counted lmfao

[pulsar tree]

never did

wait

nvm it has

its own section

[jovial isle]

Balatro’s so good i’ve been thinking about playing for 10 minutes but i’m too lazy to get up tbh

[pulsar tree]

just imaginea game

play on ur head

do the maths urself

[edgy salmon]

LMAO

[jovial isle]

too lazy lemme turn on my pc

[prime mantle]

baus on gragas

[edgy salmon]

i cant believe league is still a thing in 2025 ngl

[prime mantle]

it's slowly bleeding out cause riot keeps fucking up

[edgy salmon]

good let it die already

all things good and bad must come to an end

[prime mantle]

very unfortunate haircut

[edgy salmon]

why he do dat

[prime mantle]

it's so fucking cooked

[edgy salmon]

I got ryan gosling

[fiery grotto]

Yo twinsies

[edgy salmon]

god damn i aint reading allat

rates 0$/hr yeah whatever it is no thankks

[unique stump]

https://tenor.com/view/i-aint-reading-allat-gif-11688236061261094367

[prime mantle]

not the crypto card gamer

[edgy salmon]

fr

[prime mantle]

take your crypto scam somewhere else

[edgy salmon]

oh so I pay YOU profit share

sorry buddy but I dont really think a """business opportunity""" posted in the off topic channel of a gambling server is the best choice for me

and you're looking in the off topic channel of a discord server about gambling

[prime mantle]

i'll just

[edgy salmon]

no one's that stupid dude no ones going for it

[prime mantle]

<@&1133519078540185692>
hey, what's the stance on this

[edgy salmon]

honestly how did you think this would ever work

what was your thought process I want to know

[zenith patio]

i think it breaks rule 8

[sullen portal]

i'm sure it does

[zenith heron]

i think it breaks my eyeballs and my brain because i cant read something that long

[sullen portal]

its like my mom is using voice to text and sending me a novel

[zenith heron]

my mom sends me epics

[prime mantle]

mfw my mom sends me voice notes instead of voice to text

so i have to listen to it for 30s when i could read it in like 5

we're so back

[zenith patio]

that's why i have an android

[unique stump]

oh he got killed

oh that's gore

[zenith patio]

so she thinks she can't do it

[prime mantle]

baus 1/6/2

world is healing

[unique stump]

that's gore of my crypto scammer

[edgy salmon]

I use to have an android now I have a stupid google phone ):

[prime mantle]

i got a smasnug

[edgy salmon]

i want a smadnsug

[prime mantle]

a54 i think

[unique stump]

my friend has a samsung for the sole purpose of being able to pirate anything on it

[edgy salmon]

yeah theyre good for that

[prime mantle]

mine was on a good contract

holy shit what a flip

these games are absolute cinema

[edgy salmon]

chicot I might punch you alot

[prime mantle]

LOS RATONES 2-0

[modern heart]

Is the baus running it down

[prime mantle]

WOOOOOOO

[prime mantle]

his gragas is not as good as it used to be

[modern heart]

Damn.....

[prime mantle]

his vi s nuts tho

[modern heart]

Also I see a targeted sion ban LMAO

[prime mantle]

YUP

g1 too

they did not want him on sion

so they got him on vi game 1

[modern heart]

I need to go check out how he's been doing

Used to watch him a lot

[prime mantle]

https://www.twitch.tv/caedrel/clip/GoodNeighborlyEndiveTheTarFu-bdrFGODVtNz7HOCa

[lost salmon]

Los Ratones best team in league fr

[prime mantle]

no lmfao

their EU Masters scrims were fucking awful

they're most likely playing against kcorp academy team tomorrow

it'll be a fucking shitshow

[lost salmon]

Yeah but

Baus goated

[prime mantle]

bro

[lost salmon]

🔥

[prime mantle]

baus was not doing good in match 2

[pulsar tree]

[wheat coral]

what about the daus

[shell flint]

[fallen obsidian]

Never thought I'd be watching wwe during school

[viral grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-when-he-saw-the-gat-gif-18008246358322746477

[ivory crow]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-well-done-applause-gif-1867988353188143738

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[edgy salmon]

Motherfucka watching SMG4 in fucking 2025 😭

Get yo ass back to the 4th grade boey

[unique stump]

holy shit is he still making content

[edgy salmon]

I guess so

I thought I was too old for that shit when I got year 10 man 😭

[dense salmon]

i cant believe i just opened this god forsaken app and the first thing i see is smg4 in the year of our lord 2025

[edgy salmon]

never really kept up

[edgy salmon]

LMFAO

god forsaken is exactly how I would describe discord

[dense salmon]

bro i gotta know. im not gonna clown you ipromise did you post this seriously or like in a post ironic kind of way

i need to know for the purposes of studying people under a microscope

[dense salmon]

dude this morning i opened my laptop and had like 90 notifications from discord bc i got added to a roblox sex server while i was asleep

[edgy salmon]

Lol I use to exploit on those games

I liked turning the stupid kids on them into random meshes so they couldnt do their roleplays

[dense salmon]

i feel so bad for them kids bro

[edgy salmon]

nah fr why they doin that

[dense salmon]

its the old sweaty guys sitting at their pc making these games who r the problem

like u cant possibly expect kids to know better and then these guys r just making sex servers on roblox. like ok

[edgy salmon]

You right bruh and they're like "uhhhh well we mark them as 18+ 🤓" like yeah sure man kids listen to that all the time

[dense salmon]

the one i was added to was 13+

[edgy salmon]

EW

[dense salmon]

🫥

like bro

[edgy salmon]

WHAT THE HELL BRO GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200$

them mfs need to be locked up

[dense salmon]

they actually must live in the ocean or something for them to not be scared of going to jail for that

actually if u committed a heinous crime but ur always constantly in the ocean can they arrest u or do they just go 'hes in the ocean nothing we can do about this one guys'

[edgy salmon]

nah they will hunt your ass down dw

international waters isnt what people think it is

[dense salmon]

oh okay inch resting

[edgy salmon]

and the thing is if you're in international waters they dont have to bring you in like they can just blow your boat to the bottom of the ocean and it would probably never even make the newspaper

[dense salmon]

oh yeah true lol

[edgy salmon]

that's what I would do if I was the government anyway

[dense salmon]

if i was the government i would m

idk

[edgy salmon]

I'd buy everyone in Canada a block of cheese and then declare the thousand year purge

[dense salmon]

anyone in balatro community fw pui pui molcar

my gfs gunna get my nails did next week and im gonna have these fellers on them

if u havent watched it yet pls do the whole thing is on youtube doesnt matter what language x

[dense salmon]

is this biscuit

the hamster identifier

i think it's an edited photo of him boggling

[edgy salmon]

havent seen that one before

[hollow ridge]

Mods on mobile

[dense salmon]

ray charles

[keen hedge]

HOWWWW

[hollow ridge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1itoywk/balatro_android_modding_guide/

[safe mirage]

dungeons and degenerate gamblers is amazzzeballs

[hollow ridge]

Took me a couple of hours to get it to work

It will use your PC version and convert it into an apk and any mod you're using

[keen hedge]

oh i'm on linux :(

[hollow ridge]

One of the issue I encountered was in the smods/lib/https.lua if I remember. Erase the requirements to have https.lua

For the cryptid mod

[hollow ridge]

It's probably doable

But yea

[tacit quail]

What is ye on about🥀

[gray harness]

thank you mods

[cloud light]

thanks mods

[frozen patrol]

hey crazy dave

[gray harness]

hey MawTheVoid

[edgy salmon]

get the jordans ye 💯

[versed patrol]

WHAT (23 pity 50/50)

[reef pawn]

okay this is fully outside of focus but i figured i should at least try chats to ask for assistance in. i'm trying to download games onto a 1Tb Drive i have in my computer, Steam is not liking it. everything I download errors out with "Corrupted" or "Missing Files" does anyone know why what and how to fix it?

[edgy salmon]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[edgy stream]

🔫

[wooden ivy]

not sure if fanart channel allows non-balatro stuff so im just gonna stick this here to be safe. got 99 hours in baldis basics plus today and did this to celebrate

[dusty lynx]

sooo...

you guys do cooking?

[rocky crane]

yeee meal prep

[fiery grotto]

I cant sleep until the MOA of the day

[pearl flume]

Please name a company or brand before clicking the black bar.

||You can make the company do 1 thing and they will do it to the fullest extent they can. What do you want ?||

[prime mantle]

Coca Cola - ||Oh, sick. BUt no politics rules so I can't say C:||

[glass socket]

||we're getting a new startropics game in 2025 boys||

[fiery grotto]

Nike

||I want them to advertise balatro as much as possible without anything in return||

[lunar gulch]

Thanksgiving leftovers still hit 🤤🤤

[sour pilot]

idk how to help but i like ur rwby pfp

[oak citrus]

Bawm to the bawm to dang d-dang, diggee diggee. Body to the baw and up jump the boogie

[dense salmon]

ohhh

the geforce servers had a maintenance problem

[shut bough]

What is the best thing to combine blueprint with

[vale cliff]

Brianstrom

[shut bough]

Besides that

[prime mantle]

there isn't really like

peak thing

it really just depends on what you're building

[sour pilot]

house

[shut bough]

Btw what is the way to get really good card like meta cards

[prime mantle]

good eco

so you can reroll shop

[shut bough]

What is that I just started two days ago I’m talking about “eco”

[prime mantle]

economy

[oak citrus]

Money. Get money, get jonklers

[prime mantle]

money

cash

you want to stay above 25 dollars to maximize passive income

[vale cliff]

I just stockpile money all the time because I like feeling rich

I guess that’s why a lot of my runs rely on Bull and Bootstraps so much…

[prime mantle]

also there isn't really like

meta

you just take what you get

not every run is gonna be a naneinf baron mime with bajillion blueprints, perkeos and brainstorms

you can win with some truly mediocre jokers

[vale cliff]

Lol that’s very you to say

[storm wind]

Burgler imo

[vale cliff]

Wrong, Splash

[storm wind]

Ah yes how could I forget that blueprint splash also scores the cards you didn't play

[prime mantle]

copy luchador

and sell blueprint

[vale cliff]

This is better

[prime mantle]

it works

[vale cliff]

Because as long as you keep getting Blueprints, Luchador will remain immortal

[prime mantle]

all i'm sayin'

[vale cliff]

I’m more impressed you had a clip of you stockpiling that exact synergy on hand

[prime mantle]

i sent it ages ago

i would've fished it from the server if i didn't have it in my downlloads

[silver arch]

I wanna play slay the spire 2 so bad

[pearl flume]

My favourite type of hanging out.

Multiple people in a large cozy room, each doing individual things, maybe a few people snuggling up or having a quiet chat over tea. No one bothers anyone or being pushy, just existing in the same space as each other. Makes you feel comfortable alone but not lonely.

[waxen barn]

So real

[shell flint]

i think they're fucked

[versed patrol]

Goodbye

[true karma]

oeuf

anyways is new id good

[versed patrol]

thanks, just the push i needed.

[true karma]

no wait send me your personal belongings that can be exchanged for money

[versed patrol]

this is genuine here

[true karma]

sorry

some of my fellow folks got too into this kind of "jokes" that might relate to their percieved "superiority" over those who might want to end their lives and for that I apologize

well fuck me

and unto dust we shall all be

[prime mantle]

adc hovers jhin
enemy picks jhin
immediately starts hovering draven

🗿 this guy will totally not tilt immediately

ok yeah

this guy is a gigachad

[daring remnant]

holy shit

[gray harness]

discard it to unlock Brainstorm

[shell flint]

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVOF2PiHnc

[full glade]

balatro at home:

[tough pawn]

oh god

oh god

oh god

please tell us you're okay

[uncut musk]

<@&1133519078540185692> can someone help

[sullen portal]

hi there - anyone having issues of this type should seek help - there are resources available. you can text DISCORD to 741741 to reach Crisis Text Line counselors available 24/7 to help you through a crisis.

[uncut musk]

Thank you

[dense salmon]

ray charles

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree i forgot about the cutout lmfao

bro couldn't make it to play so they got a cut-out of him and he played from home 😭

[odd oxide]

ok i kinda went down the rabbit hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2EOfhvvURY

wtf

the saberspark lore is crazy

[brittle talon]

is that an emote from those furry videos

[odd oxide]

thats puro from changed

modern furry fandom staple

[prime mantle]

furry pog woof

[fallen obsidian]

CHAT
https://vxtwitter.com/Pokemon/status/1901999757008224693

[prime mantle]

oh sick

new Flash set

[odd oxide]

yeah i saw that

pretty cool

[minor bridge]

They're only like 15 years late to anybody caring

[wise spoke]

We're getting teasers for Lego sets now? Ok

[edgy salmon]

I feel the same way as the last two people

[rough ore]

God I fucking hate this teacher so much

[zenith heron]

same

idk what you are talking about but same

[rough ore]

he berated me for doing the work he assigned in class

also still looking for work so plz paypal me 4 morbillion dollars thx

[pulsar tree]

😭

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree yo

LR vc KCB currently up

[limber estuary]

,

[prime mantle]

the velja viego is so peak

[waxen helm]

Guys am I straight

I don't know

@true heron won't tell me

Nvm @true heron just said I'm not

[modest umbra]

I SAW

[median drum]

i played it and it was mid

onl mult jokers. (maybe there were chips jokers too)

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree KEBAB BRAUM

KEBRAUM

https://fixvx.com/LeagueOfLegends/status/1902012671811096674?t=mFGIy7NrgM4oW4n0R2wXRw&s=19

[pulsar tree]

KEBAB

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[prime mantle]

also pool party malphite

[jovial isle]

actually throwback would look cool

[prime mantle]

dagger

[jovial isle]

oh wait it would look cool too

also cause my pc is on for a hour now and i see it

[zenith heron]

cool

[rough ore]

not cool

[zenith heron]

cool

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree 0-2 😔 rats lost

another match tomorrow

@pulsar tree BRO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz3blGGZLVU

[minor herald]

who does everyone think i main? (based on map ratings)

[untold coral]

I don't even know what game you're talking about

[prime mantle]

Pharah

[untold coral]

but I'm giving it a huge stretch and saying that you're some sort of a tank

[prime mantle]

Or lucio

[minor herald]

nope

[minor herald]

close, it is a boop hero

[prime mantle]

I don't fucking remember which ones boop at this point

[minor herald]

xd

[prime mantle]

Support rein

Whatever her name eis

Or doomiefiest

[minor herald]

brig (but no)

2cp all being the only ones in havent played might give a clue

[prime mantle]

Bro

I haven't seen overwatch gameplay since they made echo

[minor herald]

oh lol

[pulsar tree]

:(

[minor herald]

Well i dont wanna give it away so ill dm u

[pulsar tree]

dont like garen so boho

[prime mantle]

baus straight up shaking after the games tho

bro had actual fun in the 1st game

[pulsar tree]

baus should just own the team instead

he da goat

[prime mantle]

nah

baus was lowkey throwing in the games

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/88f3c96b-d8d0-49f3-8b03-5cb513095d52.webp

[pulsar tree]

thought he reformed

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/muscular-wonders-loss-meme-terry-crews-old-spice-gif-18335011

[prime mantle]

a little

[brave sonnet]

Lmao

[viral grotto]

Advanced loss in 2025 is nuts

[prime mantle]

@stark edge I didn't think it's possible, but it is possible to make jungle darius look balanced

[stark edge]

i think jungle darius is too easy to predict

[prime mantle]

And I guess hard stuck gold players are somehow worse than hardstuck silvers

[stark edge]

same elo tbf

[viral grotto]

They’re one and the same

Yeah

[prime mantle]

doesn't feel like it ngl

[stark edge]

gold are luckier silver players

lol

[viral grotto]

^

[prime mantle]

like they just got drake cause we fucked up
we know 100% they're going to baron

Mfw the darius and the seraphine go botside and get nothing except jungle camps
not even any damage on the towers 🗿

[stark edge]

ur all shit till d2 tbf

(im d2 rn)

[prime mantle]

fucking seraphine players 😔

[viral grotto]

Even then there’s always a bigger fish

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree i should've left botlane at lvl 3 and just came top

when the lane swap timer expired

[modern heart]

They are about the same but the gold one is probably gonna have their head up their ass more

[prime mantle]

bigger ego cause shinier border

[modern heart]

Yup

It gets worst in plat

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[prime mantle]

fate fans dni

any fate haters!!!!

[modern heart]

FR

[prime mantle]

(https://x.com/Spideraxe30/status/1902127862326452277)

Spideraxe (@Spideraxe30) on X

Cloud Drake April Fools change:
- Replaced by the Party Drake that grants Party Favor on kill
- Party Favors grant gold and a skill point
- Party Dragon soul grants 30% move speed and AD/AP that scales off move speed
- Still grants wind tunnels for terrain but party themed

X · Mar 18, 2025, 10:39 PM

🗿

[shadow estuary]

dni if ur not a fate fan!!!

[sour pilot]

💀

[shut bough]

How can I crank out my chances on getting blue print and brainstorm

[shell flint]

that's the neat part, you can't!

[shut bough]

Btw any general tips that can work in any situation

[inland portal]

Get face cards and retriggers

[prime mantle]

don't undervalue planets

stay above 25 bucks if you can

[inland portal]

Skipping is generally bad

[shut bough]

What is the best deck (I haven’t won a game)

[prime mantle]

technically, plasma

actually, the one you're comfortable on

(not black)

[shut bough]

Wtf is plasma

[prime mantle]

it does funny things to your score

70 chips and 4 mult is 280 on a normal deck

on a plasma deck, you add both together (74)
then divide equally (37 chips, 37 mult)
and you end up with a much higher score (1,369)

[shut bough]

I told you I never beat the game

[prime mantle]

blue deck is good cause an extra dollar from 1 extra hand

red deck is good cause 1 extra discard to get the right cards

yellow is good cause you can get more jokers in the first shop (or just get 1 joker and get quicker to that 25 dolars)

[shut bough]

Do you recommend skipping

[prime mantle]

no

unless it's hte 25 dollar skip in ante 1

[shut bough]

What if you get the one were you can get polygraph joker

[prime mantle]

still no

it's a random joker

it could something useless for your build

skipping means you're losing out on a full round of income, scaling and shop

for a gamble

[shut bough]

Last thing what are some jokers that can crank out a lot of mult

[prime mantle]

any of hte scaling xmult ones

[shut bough]

What is hte scaling

[prime mantle]

there's a bunch that scale

you'll just have to play and see

(or look at the wiki)

also you should reset a run until you get a royal flush (a, k, q, j, 10 all of the same suit)

and discard it

well you have to worry about not using too many discards and hands so you're not left broke

[wise spoke]

Found this YouTube comment and absolutely had to do this

[vale cliff]

Neutron stars are weak

[noble verge]

REPEAL THE THIRD AMENDMENT

[oak citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-creme-brulee-spoon-gif-25873144

[thorny mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131691975301668945/1349448080495349931/gmod-funny.gif

[sand valley]

im nubby'ing my factory rn

[true karma]

creme brulee? huh

[oak citrus]

That's right

[true karma]

i should play omori.

[oak citrus]

You should play Space Funeral instead

[gray harness]

suffering at 10 fps but at least i be scoring

[edgy salmon]

Why didn't you guys tell me Tupac died

[fiery grotto]

No full deck hand

[gray harness]

can't play it if i start with no face cards and just spades/hearts

[fiery grotto]

Skill issue rlly

I rlly need to get that hand played unmodded, I just need someone to do coffee strats and have a normal deck

It would be so funny

[rain raft]

https://fixupx.com/zenitharcade/status/1901503642139791762?t=Y-Dj1a4DgUlMSFq9RehM_g&s=19

arcade balatro when

[snow vector]

I HAVE A MOCO CODE

[final anchor]

Idk if anybody else might be interested, but I’ve been really into Midnight murder Club and I want more people to be playing

It’s fun! Proximity mics, dark and spooky fun time, it’s a real ball

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Spell:

22- Summon a portal at your current location that links to any of the other placed portals, once placed the portals will remain invisible and only appear once you come near, any portals placed after the 4th will destroy the oldest portal.

Wildest Dreams- Create a vision and audio only portal to any location the caster wishes. The portal can be chosen to be two ways or only one way and can be as big as a TV screen or small as a phone screen. The portal can remain active indefinitely.

Safe & Sound- Summons a small portal to hammer space the size of a regular closet. The user may place anything in or take anything out at will. The user will always pull the intended item out, regardless of visibility or knowledge of it's location. Living beings can not enter the portal.

[fiery grotto]

Ah man these are all fun

If I can get rid of the portals then safe and sound

[pastel marten]

Feds didn't want you to know

[potent cliff]

i already destroyed the game

game is nubbys number factory

[civic flax]

how tf did you even do that 😭🙏

[sacred silo]

my mind is boggled from this image

-1 ante, 26.4 hands HOW DO YOU PLAY .4 OF A HAND?

i mean i know its modded but jesus

[warped trout]

Least insane cryptid mod run:

[upbeat ginkgo]

Seriously considering drinking a shitload of colloidal silver to make my skin blue, that shit looks boss.

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1040
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1040

[hasty light]

I got 9999x on my first run with a very similar build

[odd oxide]

The Lollapalooza lineup is insane

[odd oxide]

Orange

Pretty easy choice

[shell flint]

arcade & genesis joker

[jovial isle]

"have you heard about that one poker game, Balala ?"

[vale cliff]

Pinkpilled lag machine

Za warudo

[dusty eagle]

Wtf is this comment

[strange lintel]

blue lets you lead a fricking army

I'd go yellow pill though highkey; I love my pretty houses

[blazing dome]

Jimbo isn't looking so healthy

[sudden creek]

Yea but with yellow pill ur not allowed spare materials

Because it says exactly

[strange lintel]

Yup, idc. I don't need to go mining deepslate for 4 hours just to complete my medieval builds anymore

That is a W for me

[sudden creek]

Ok

👌

[sudden creek]

According to mojang, minecraft memes dont exist

[native beacon]

here's all of my scientific notation hands I've gotten

[sudden creek]

https://www.reddit.com/r/peenixsc/comments/1ivenq0/minecraft_2_leak/

[crude sonnet]

hi rubix

i was watching your clip and thinking "huh this looks familiar"

[native beacon]

hi la

[native beacon]

ohh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225084689212248126/1254360300904255600/meomnom.gif

[prime mantle]

@pulsar tree

https://fixvx.com/LeagueOfLeaks/status/1900861948582924323

new nexus and turrets are so peak

[broken charm]

should i try this

looks like a game i play a lot

[odd oxide]

Chat is this real

It's reddit so probably not

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/s/35bUpoShUu

Also wow some people need to be banned from relationships

God damn

[hushed cosmos]

Kids have spent absurd amounts of money from their parents’ credit cards, so probably

[hushed cosmos]

yep

[odd oxide]

Some people are so pathetic

The Genshin players aren't beating the allegations with this one

[edgy salmon]

Average genshin impact fan

The worst part about this post is this is her fiancee they were gonna marry this fool

[prime mantle]

his ass better stay there

[odd oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_Afraid_of_Red,_Yellow_and_Blue

pause

this is fire?????

i love modern art

[prime mantle]

i still like thsi guy

big fan of oil scooper bot

[odd oxide]

me too

[prime mantle]

but like the painitng that was hung up

peak in technical skill

[odd oxide]

i like how small the yellow strip is

thats so

[prime mantle]

cause what the fuck do you mean you can't perceive the brush strokes

[odd oxide]

funny

[prime mantle]

bonkers

[odd oxide]

apparently they put it out of its misery

they unplugged it

rip

[prime mantle]

still funny that people were in fact afraid of red, yellow and blue

[odd oxide]

lowkey though the vandalism of the painting is

pretty artistic aswell

[odd oxide]

ok i read some writing

on the piece

its a challenge of the idea that like colours should be used didactically

its trying to argue that colours, by themselves, can be artistic and even invoke emotions

atleast thats what im interpreting

[prime mantle]

And like, they do

[odd oxide]

i also think it looks pretty aesthetic

as a painting

[prime mantle]

I mean shit, literature does it

[pulsar tree]

fax

[prime mantle]

jacob geller has a good video on it

modern art specifically

[odd oxide]

he has a lot of good videos

crazy

[prime mantle]

this is so peak

[odd oxide]

paul joseph watson jumpscare

god he's still at it

people still watch this guy 😭

[prime mantle]

grifters gotta grift

[sour pilot]

AHH

[prime mantle]

It's still hilarious that people try to make art objective

[odd oxide]

the rejection of like a lot of modern art feels like a part of the anti intellectualism endemic to social media

smth smth we live in a society

[prime mantle]

It is

You're not allowed to feel anything. You will look at the pretty picture and feel nothing but "pretty".

[odd oxide]

oh right apparently they tried restoring it

and like they couldnt

even though it was literally red yellow and blue

so like not anyone can make this

to be fair though the restoration guy was lowkey a fraud

he got sued lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_rc_dgfZgo

cool set

[pulsar tree]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-holy-moly-gif-25041694

[odd oxide]

although im not a big fan of the red for the paddles

i think it is like historically accurate though

idk i think black wouldve looked better

[prime mantle]

they used red a lot

[odd oxide]

yeah

[pulsar tree]

whats wrong with red

[odd oxide]

it just looks a bit off for me

[pulsar tree]

This is also kinda red

idk i kinda like it

white and red

not the best mix but

[prime mantle]

the MOC on the eurobricks forum was better

more subdued red

[pulsar tree]

i mean resembles the american flag

[odd oxide]

might just be the render

idk

[pulsar tree]

at least its not fully red with white paddles

[odd oxide]

330$ is a pretty good deal though

which is hard to come by with like

lego these days

[sweet scroll]

quick question i strated playing the crypted mod and got this error anyone knows what this is or how to fix it ? all i did is play high card and boom crash

[pulsar tree]

[prime mantle]

#⚙・modding-general

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/I44_zbEwz_w

[shut bough]

Alright im back is there any tech or good usage for misprint

[thorny mango]

Not rlly, it’s just… there

Mid early game mult joker

[odd oxide]

Lowkey

The snow white movie is probably gonna be ass

But I kinda wanna watch it now idk

[prime mantle]

it's gonna be ass cause it has gal gadot

playing gal gadot in a costume

[edgy salmon]

its gonna be ass cause it's disney in the 2020s

[odd oxide]

Oh you made me remember the meme

[odd oxide]

Oh and the gal Gadot worst line deliveries video that made the rounds

[prime mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42yy3Y7FCek
fantastic acting

(where's the acting)

like

genuinely
how does she get any jobs

(very rhetorical)

[odd oxide]

I mean she's got looks and like

She kinda has aura

[prime mantle]

the aura of a talentless nepo baby

[odd oxide]

Like the rock can't really act but he has aura

[prime mantle]

rock can act

as a brute baby

and that works when the character is a brute baby

Gal Gadot just kinda shows up and is Gal Gadot

like the rock in jumanji rocks

[odd oxide]

Bad actors can be fine if the directing and casting is good

Maybe like

Gal Gadot just transcends that

In a bad way

[rough ore]

https://x.com/dustandsunbeams/status/1901681017095610764

Thomas Fuller (@dustandsunbeams) on X

It's been exactly one year since I started posting my artwork on Instagram!

Here is a quick drawing of Clover I made so she can start off my second year, just as she did when I first started this account 🍀🐰

#rabbit #bunny #digitalart #digitalpainting #cute

X · Mar 17, 2025, 5:04 PM

[odd oxide]

Furry

[pale swallow]

Rascal on my screen…

Smh… only I can be a rascal

[pearl flume]

I am angry. I am very fucking angry at a videogame and it wasn't even a rage game.
Clinical Trial. If you don't wanna play it, ManlyBadAssHero made a 3 hour long video of a playthrough. Check it out if you feel like losing all hope in humanity.

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/ETVi5_cnnaE

Not gonna lie

I forgor this existed

I think the movie will be atleast pretty good

Like

Above turning red

[blazing gazelle]

How have I literally never seen anything about this at all ever

[odd oxide]

Disney is doing no marketing for it

[blazing gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

[odd oxide]

I think I saw the teaser trailer a few times in previews

So like I atleast knew about it

[blazing gazelle]

I was thinking like, I go to the movies pretty frequently how hasn't this come up

Seems like something I'd see with my partner

[leaden jetty]

This is really giving me Balatro C++ vibes and I don't know whether to feel joy or fear

[rapid basin]

[odd oxide]

Why did they give ganglion cysts such a hard name

Unnecessarily fire

[fluid owl]

Wordle 1,369 3/6

⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/rSU7QGUJ6tA

Damn it's making the rounds

Ope

Update

[jovial totem]

Uhm, i have a problem with cryptid mod in balatro, it seems like it's getting laggy and sometimes it just crashes the game when i try to pick a card. Does anyone know the fix?
like this one, ante 1 and round 3. I just picked a card.

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[shadow estuary]

dni if ur not a fate fan!!!

[sour pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[unique stump]

UFO 50 🤩

[sharp bay]

💙

[rough ore]

do achievements still work with mods?

[unique stump]

there's an option to turn them on

[rough ore]

what do you mean?

[unique stump]

the mods menu has an option to turn on or off achievements

[rough ore]

would the modded stuff affect acheivements or is it just the base game stuff?

[shell flint]

made logos for the booster packs in cooltext lelel

[unique stump]

just base game stuff

[gusty nimbus]

this is what balatro looks like to the average person