🃏・off-topic

[rigid pumice]

Its gonna be fye

Aoty

Goty

[edgy salmon]

it's gonna be, in a word, poopy

[shell flint]

people playground mods my beloved

[tough pawn]

that middle guy is like

https://tenor.com/view/future-spongebob-squidward-gif-5073180

[dense salmon]

I genuinely thought they removed gta 5 off the steam shop

[agile owl]

Made a gif of me fucking dying if anyone wants that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325301046616260619/1349907294598463561/copy_F5C2DE00-3B9A-4922-98E1-2D0601DC37F0.gif

[pulsar wing]

infinite wealth or ghost of tsushima would be my picks

[shell flint]

yippee

[oak citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764284039946436659/1349896669348626452/iknufl6zaioe1.png?ex=67d4c4bd&is=67d3733d&hm=12a1c403d4ff0a27b59c11f754941415bfa484d56ce1a4fb80cb2ed1b20b9b8e&

[strong lintel]

Won a run today

[true kiln]

I’m staying up for the blood moon yo

[trim orchid]

Fun fact: Humans have a highly, highly sensitive sense of smell over one specific scent:
Petrichor- That wet earthy smell after rain

We beat the animal kingdom completely by being able to smell 5 parts per

TRILLION

Beating a sharks sensitivity to the smell of blood by 200,000 times.

[true kiln]

is that why I sneeze

[trim orchid]

Perhaps

[golden flame]

Found this 😂

[true karma]

Anyone know whether the ATH R30x is better than the M30x

[true kiln]

no

our good friend ChatGPT will do the talking

ChatGPT says the ATH M30x is better

idk man I think you can trust ai on this one

in my opinion

get jbl it’ll save your life

I almost died one time but my jbl headphones just magically saved me

It js happens yk

[raw seal]

chatgpt is not your friend guys

all it does is spit out words in an order that might be applicable and appealing to actual people who don't know better. ever heard of the chinese room?

[pearl flume]

Please say a word before clicking the black bar.

||If this was a Power Word spell, what would it do ?||

[raw seal]

A Word. it would probably act as a Taunt that brought everyone's attention on me for a while

[modern heart]

Amethyst

||A bed of amethyst spikes would form around the target of the word, jabbing upwards, potentially forming a crystalline cage around them.||

[true karma]

populist "bassy audio" propaganda

[molten totem]

Asking before I do, what would happen if I posted a textwall about the Nissan Titan

[true kiln]

no

haven’t heard of bro

[true kiln]

shhh

[molten totem]

Hi :3

[true kiln]

trust me

[true kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/that-handsome-devil-jeremy-page-exploitopia-godforbid-hello-chat-gif-5812531783158146221

[fiery grotto]

Egg

||it would make people be worth more to sell when they sleep, and only stops working if stab part of themself with a dagger (rhe more sell value the more you need to cut off, around 1 millimeter per dillar. Has a 10 meter radius and includes myself)||

[true karma]

go buy yourself some raycons

[molten totem]

What would happen if I were to post a textwall abt the Nissan titan

Execution?

[true kiln]

I would read some of it while subway surfers plays in the background

[molten totem]

Like actually would I get banned or timed out?

[true kiln]

uhhhh

Hmmm

Lemme see

[true karma]

nah

it's fine

[molten totem]

Fr?

[fiery grotto]

Its fine, but wed prefer not

[molten totem]

Okay:[

[true kiln]

Yeah you might be cooked if u do that

Emphasis on the might

[fiery grotto]

Especially since people wouldnt be able to see this as easily

[molten totem]

Where is the rules tab💀

[true kiln]

Go to server guide

and it’ll show

[fiery grotto]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1116390795549868093

[true kiln]

forgot u can do that too

[molten totem]

there isnt anything saying I cant ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fiery grotto]

Yeah, its just not advised since, yk, its kinda annoying to have a big walk of text

But I mean idk, maybe its just because I wont read it

[tough pawn]

Closet

||Power Word Closet: create a 3 ft x 6 ft x 3 ft storage unit in front of you. Requires concentration, disappears after concentration removal. Anything inside will be there next usage.||

[vale cliff]

||Love how Power Words are gradually turning into Stands||

[quasi raft]

Quick concept I thought in yesterday's computer science class
A witch that hexes enemies with hexadecimal numbers

[oak citrus]

Hell yeah lol

[oblique loom]

Bro

Some dumbass supposedly reported me to discord and then he sends this to me

[storm slate]

"Illegal activities"
Breh u a criminal?? What they on about?

[oblique loom]

Bro idfk

Just coz I got a about Me thingy for shits and giggles I ain't do nun

[regal storm]

it can be that this is just fake?

[oblique loom]

Tbh idfk but I got my standing at risk currently for hateful conduct

But even if I get banned I couldn't care less

Just make a new account

[prime mantle]

hey do me a favor

send me the email that came from

[oblique loom]

Hollup getting it

[storm slate]

Exactly bro. Nothing to worry about
If push comes to shove, i'll back you up in court

[oblique loom]

Bro

Watch this shi

[prime mantle]

cool

so it's fake

🙂

[oblique loom]

I mean even if there gonna be a court date I wouldn't give a fuck I ain't flying to USA for court

[oblique loom]

Ight ight thx thx

Lol the dude blocked me

[prime mantle]

If you got reported to discord and they had an issue with your account

[oblique loom]

Might aswell report his ass for impersonating staff

[prime mantle]

you'd be immediately suspended and sent an official email to the account linked to your discord acc

[oblique loom]

Ye

[prime mantle]

If you ever get a message on discord saying your account is under review or some shit

just check your email

they'll never contact you through a random ass discord account

discord has their own personal channel they use for comms to people

and it's never an account

it'll have it's own special tab and profile

[oblique loom]

Lil dude got reported for impersonating staff

[shell flint]

made mario powerups for fun bc why not xd

[prime mantle]

They'll never use their own discord accounts xdd

[oblique loom]

I mean idrc just a report for shits and giggles but might go thru

[prime mantle]

yeah

i had to deal with support once when i was an admin for a server

[oblique loom]

Imma check my email if there's some new shi

[prime mantle]

some dumbass posted a video of a shooting

also got my account banned once cause of a mass report on a joke xdd

[oblique loom]

Damn

[median olive]

it's a scam

stop talking to him immediatly

[prime mantle]

already done

[median olive]

good thank you

[prime mantle]

yupchamp

[proud meadow]

@oblique loom Don't be stupid it's fake lmao

Discord would send you a message from the official discord bot or an email

[storm slate]

Bro tell me about it
The wokies are ruining the internet
Cant say nothin no more
I bet it was a spicy joke too
Like why the chicken cross the road type thing
Never stop fighting ✊ ✊

[prime mantle]

🗿

[storm slate]

🍉

[prime mantle]

i have a banger fire text

but i can't post it 😔

[weak yew]

got a great pic

[oak citrus]

I'm sure it's a rad as fuck fire text

[storm slate]

The woke mob strikes yet again....
Sad

[prime mantle]

it's so peak

could dm it if you want

[storm slate]

The plot thickens

[oblique loom]

Hateful conduct and child safety

Child safety for saying a dude likes little kids

[storm slate]

Breh honestly ur account looks cooked
U on ios or android?

[oblique loom]

On android

[storm slate]

Samsung or other?

[oblique loom]

Samsung

Smasnug

[storm slate]

You know secure folder?

[oblique loom]

Ye

Don't rly use it tho

[storm slate]

Add a vpn in it (proton is free)
Add discord in it
And use the discord
Pretty safe and not even discord can track you in case ur worried about others falsely repoting ur account
Obviously make a new discord account in the secure folder

[oblique loom]

Any way I can access secure folder without going into settings tho

[storm slate]

Is ur phone like a work phone?

[oblique loom]

Nope

Personal

[storm slate]

Breh just dm me

[odd oxide]

New chappell roan song is pretty good

but the rollout was painful

[weak yew]

yeah that's way better lol

[placid shoal]

ive been looking at kasane teto songs recently

vocaloid is so fire

[cold dawn]

Siege x beat just chatting last night damn

[prime mantle]

holy
The Witch and the Beast is so fucking peak

[odd oxide]

2 redstone contraptions

i challenged myself to not use a tutorial for both

[lavish karma]

CARTI DROPPED 🥹🥹

[fiery cove]

Don’t forget to watch the new looney tunes movie out today!

[storm slate]

Chappelle is making music now???
He should just stick to comedy IMHO

[prime mantle]

roan, not the failed comedian

[vestal python]

CARTI DROPPED

[green lily]

he WHAT

[odd oxide]

i thought itd be a lot easier 😭

[gilded relic]

anyone down for a mc bedrock server

pure survival

[worthy silo]

Can i play on it from pocket edition?

If yes then count me in

[gilded relic]

Yes!!! bedrock is pocket/xbox/ anything that isn't windows java

[odd oxide]

survival 😭

[gilded relic]

aight lemme gather more peepss

[prime mantle]

Bedrock 🗿

[gilded relic]

grrrrrr

[odd oxide]

no no

[prime mantle]

Bedrock is a fitting name

[odd oxide]

they got a point

[prime mantle]

Puts me to sleep and is boring like a rock

Lmk when they port all the good mods to bedrock then I'll consider

[gilded relic]

mods🗿🗿🗿

[prime mantle]

Yeah mods
To make for the fact that the game has very little to do in actuality

[gilded relic]

no i disagree

i like discovering ways to enslave villagers

[prime mantle]

1. That's boring still
2. Nsfw

[gilded relic]

mb xd

[prime mantle]

3. It really doesn't have much to do since you can get full diamond gear in like 30 minutes and netherrite is pointless since they never made anything that actually requires it

So you're left with just building cool shit

Except on survival its 50 times more boring since you need to go out of your way to get all the stuf

I'd rather have a clear sense of progression and more direction, like with Mekanism having ore processing that gets more thing sadded to it as you progress and find better materials

Or how terraria has much longer progression and cool bosses to fight

[odd oxide]

i dont play survival cause im awful at it 😭

but also like

i like building

[prime mantle]

I never play vanilla survival

It gets super stale super fast
And building is better when you don't need to spend 8 hours trying to find the right stone variant and get bazillion stacks of it

Automated cobblestone farm > chisel mod > peak building with very little farming needed

[worthy silo]

I like building but i suk at it 😄

[odd oxide]

id say im

pretty good

[prime mantle]

I'm a lot better at it in terraria

[odd oxide]

woah

i really like the dome thing

[prime mantle]

It's meant to look like the King Slime boss died there and got hollowed out

I'll be restarting soon with less mods so I can focus more on building

I wanna make buildings out of the bosses

[odd oxide]

cool idea

[cursive wagon]

Remembering the time my brother asked me for music recommendations and I told him Ween and he misheard/misremembered and listened to weezer

ah ah ah

[idle eagle]

yo guys i cant do my own game on uninty after unity update i had somthing like that after i go to save i dont have and mistakes and if i want do some code to player or other thing i cant becuase i had somthing with monobehawior

[odd oxide]

man after that roll out i am music better be the best album ive ever fucking heard

[upbeat raven]

Yooo

Did you guys hear?

Carti dropped

[wild steppe]

VIETNAM MENTIONED

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🇻🇳 🇻🇳 🇻🇳

[dense salmon]

@versed patrol

[craggy flame]

carti finally dropped the fucking album

4/30 good songs is a bad ratio tho

[tough pawn]

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!!!

[rough burrow]

What are these 2 military spies doing here under my bed?

[wild steppe]

https://youtu.be/Dsg21xx6mgA?si=Syqlszoazsq1GP1D

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/WEfjlRWtRgw

I can't believe this is real

Lowkey this would kill live

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/96MxID3GK4c?feature=shared

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[odd oxide]

Smth smth insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Einstein didn't say that

By the way

[somber tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-mogg-nl-mogged-mogging-gif-78926234419173613

[oak citrus]

Also that's a bad description of actual insanity, and is more a commentary on human nature repeating the same patterns as a form of maladaptive madness

Also, any fate fans!?!

[odd oxide]

Any fate fans??!!?!

[dusty patrol]

Man, if only I could level up my first discarded hand per round 😔

[rough ore]

the ever reliable burnt joker

[dense salmon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jKFsM2LC6E

https://tenor.com/view/listening-to-music-gif-21769265

[tough pawn]

OH MY GOD

[glossy fulcrum]

big hero 6 situation is crazy

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

How would you like your own reflection to look like?

[tough pawn]

i mean if my reflection doesn't look like me i'd be scared cause what's going on past that mirror

[tough hollow]

- madeline celeste entering chapter 2

[zenith heron]

what

thats perfect

[tough pawn]

+2 that's really funny

[light juniper]

"same animator" lol

[zenith heron]

the master that created protogent advertisement dared to stoop as low as big hero 6?

depressing

[light juniper]

what a reality

[minor bridge]

¿Algún fan de Fate?

[light juniper]

el mafia seto

[gray harness]

ez daily challenge

[thin jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKRZbSoDSEA

[dusky atlas]

Like me, cause if that didn't that'd mean I'm Schizophrenic and I'm already too mentally ill to add more to that

[prime mantle]

chat, how cooked is this draft

[versed patrol]

Wait what the fuck you got tribbie AND a guarantee no nvm fuck you

/lh

[shell flint]

lookie here

[prime mantle]

this is so fcking cooked

i need to stop bannign katarinas

she thinks she's in a clip montage

YUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlEqHXRrcpc

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-just-so-peak-nico-robin-robin-one-piece-gif-6882998141859441927

[dry sparrow]

This took me way too long to find, I’m thinking of like… IDK drawing / photoshopping a polybius arcade cabinet.
Now I now about NSM-Löwen’s cosmic flash, and I do against my will (BTW, what you are looking at is a NSM-Löwen Vertical Slotted Coin Mech Electromechanical Coin Mechanism with Brushed Aluminium and a LED Indicator)

[edgy salmon]

I don't know what a single word you said in that message means

[prime mantle]

This so autistic
I love it

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/UIHW58pBj_c?feature=shared

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/77MLve4-X28?feature=shared

[tough pawn]

i- wh- huh????

[fiery grotto]

😁

I love glitches

[prime mantle]

😭

[rose urchin]

Would it be appropriate to make a poll about ai art here? its not technically against the rules i just want to avoid make people uncomfortable

[prime mantle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1j7ocoa/regarding_ai_art/

[oak citrus]

Fuuuuuuuuuuckin booooooooo

[prime mantle]

🙂 no

[rose urchin]

Yeah i don't like it either 😭

i just wanted to see some more specific opinions

[pearl flume]

Please choose 1 land, water and air animal to defend you against the rest!

Cassowary- Black Winged Demons.
Asian Giant Hornets- Lord of the bees (you get a hive of them).
Crows- Second only to humans in intelligence. (You get 15).
~~~~~Land:
Water Buffalo- The Widow Maker.
Giant Anteater- The Prey that Preys on Predators.
Inland Taipan- Enough venom to take down a hundred men.
~~~~~Water:
Collosal Squid- Kraken.
Piranha School- Savage and Unrelenting (you get 30).
Great White- King of The Open Sea.

[thorny mango]

-Asian hornets, those things are DEADLY. Hives of bees are also HUGE.
-Water buffalo, its strength could probably overpower the anteater and trample the snake. Might die afterwards but whatever.
-Giant squid (tentatively) because the shark would probably get ROCKED by the piranhas and the squid has the most raw strength.

[unique stump]

Air: Don't mess with my crow
Land: Giant Anteater, he's so big
Water: Colossal squid because that name is awesome

[fiery grotto]

Hornets, Taipan, Squid

[thorny mango]

tfw there’s almost 30 bees per crow

[thorny mango]

Only problem w the taipan is that the anteater and buffalo can probably overpower it

[fiery grotto]

I think itll tie with 1

So I dont thinkll win, but itll do half

[unique stump]

but the crow is a reference and that's more powerful than anything

https://tenor.com/view/yiik-yiik-a-postmodern-rpg-yiik-iv-krow-handsome-krow-gif-72042556823824699

[thorny mango]

true….

[delicate tree]

luis gorduardo fatiño

[bleak lichen]

I know my pc is bad but do you guys think it could run Spiderman Miles Morales? benchmark says it could but it said the same for elden ring and its not that smooth

[minor bridge]

qué

[gray harness]

excuse me how the peashooter?!

[ripe pulsar]

i am challenger at league and i can't beat gold stakes, am i cooked?

[fiery grotto]

Ill tell you when you are older

[prime mantle]

as long as you're not this bad, you're ok

bro got hella juked

[ripe pulsar]

at league i am good for sure

balatro though

[oak citrus]

I only play TFT, and am decent at it

[prime mantle]

bronze 3 pride

wish it wasn't full of smurfs

[tranquil latch]

I NEED THIS URGENTLY
should i buy dead cells or cult of the lamb?

[oak citrus]

Do you like precise action metroidvania, or zelda+animal crossing?

[tranquil latch]

never played animal corssing, played zelda for less than 3 hours

[prime mantle]

dead cells is more brutal
cult of the lamb you can have a hedonist cult

[prime mantle]

🗿 why hte fuck did i get put into a silver/gold lobby as a bronze 3

🗿 this is so not funny

[ripe pulsar]

it happens actually

[prime mantle]

at least i get to build cleaver first item

[ripe pulsar]

iron to silver ~ goes almost the same queue

[prime mantle]

i wish i had 1 iron game

[oak citrus]

Just play Warcraft 3 Bnet custom games. So much better than LoL

[prime mantle]

i'd rather drag my nuts on sandpaper than play an rts

there's a reason i prefer playing slower champs

[oak citrus]

That's what LoL is???

[prime mantle]

my apm is wack

its' a moba, not an rts

i dont' have to manage 50 different units + 4 different resources + 10000 different numebrs

[oak citrus]

Mobas were made in Warcraft3 Bnet games

Dota was literally a custom game mode made in WC3 editor

It was peak shit

[prime mantle]

ez claps

we won

(remake cause afk)

[oak citrus]

Rekt ops

[prime mantle]

really really really hope i don't get more gold games

at least an all silver lobby i can do something

oh! they changed the first tab that comes up when you enter crafting

that's neat

draven rakan botlan

randuin rush i gues

[oak citrus]

Damn, eff 'em up

[prime mantle]

2/0

jinx got jumped and i stole the kills on accident

cause windup and didn't want her to die

[shy veldt]

1v1 StarCraft 2 now

[prime mantle]

just take the win

same outcome if i don't play

[prime mantle]

or play

[shy veldt]

Isn’t your ability to turn off the boss blind ability cmonnnnnnnnn

:333333

Gonna wreck you with average 200 APM

[prime mantle]

again, i'm good

[shy veldt]

Dw Alphastar only has 90 APM and it can wreck pros :33

[prime mantle]

go punch a child

just as difficult

[shy veldt]

I love beating children (in Minecraft) <333

[prime mantle]

god i'm so worthless in most of the games i play

[shy veldt]

Can I dribble you in Mindustry

[prime mantle]

fingers crossed bronze lobby is next

[shy veldt]

Maybe play a game where you’re not in a team? Smh it’s always the teams fault for sucking

[prime mantle]

????

Where have i claimed that a team is bringing me down

[shy veldt]

I am claiming it for you because teams SUCK

[prime mantle]

Claim a job

and now i'm up against the plat 3 smurf from last game

[shy veldt]

L

[modern heart]

easy cure

stop playing league

[prime mantle]

i'm doing good

YUPCHAMP

[shell flint]

[prime mantle]

yay!

[hasty light]

I wonder how vegans would feel if humans became scavengers instead of hunters?

[prime mantle]

Probably the same

[modern heart]

who was the plat 3 smurf

[prime mantle]

the yasuo, but the sett was a better smurf

and bullied him

[modern heart]

nice

[prime mantle]

(also the yasuo rpboably got to plat purely on champ diffs)

zeri gave me compliments

[shell flint]

some old silly billy ays i remixed ||might start working on it 👀||

[pearl flume]

theoretically you only need 2 food items to survive, oily fish and potatoes.

Someone should make canned Potatoes and Fish and market it as bunker/survivalist foods.

[oak citrus]

-# scurvy

[pearl flume]

does tomato help against scurvy ?

[oak citrus]

Yes

Gotta get that vitamin c

[pearl flume]

canned fish stuffed potatoes smothered in tomato sauce.

[oak citrus]

Now that's the stuff

[pearl flume]

wanna taste ?

[oak citrus]

no

Huh??

[oak citrus]

Holy wow, potatoes are so based

[devout owl]

how can i transfer my google balatro progress to steam balatro?

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JReXiG5c-JM

[glossy ember]

https://fxtwitter.com/Mauispree/status/1900305933554896946

[odd oxide]

bro the guy who lost his job waiting for the carti album is the funniest thing that happened this week

thank god im not a carti fan

[tough pawn]

holy this is peak, keep it up goat this is gas

whoops didn't mean to replyping

[worthy edge]

when should i expect the fangamer cards to get here

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

While staring at a mirror, @dusty lynx is seen in the mirror replacing your reflection. What do you do?

[weary laurel]

Do yall know Roffle Lite?

[prime mantle]

never heard

is that like some small card game youtuber that picked up balatro or something (/s)

[tough pawn]

freak out because my reflection is not supposed to look like that

[prime mantle]

🗿 Nice assumption taht i would stare at the mirror in the first place

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1036
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1036

[dull hearth]

yall carti's new album is ASS

[edgy salmon]

yeah I know it's all I've been hearing about for the last 2 fucking days

please tell me more about how the album I knew was gonna be ass despite never even having listened to carti is ass

"carti this carti that" I dont fucking care

[prime mantle]

only carti i care about

[edgy salmon]

maybe yall should stop being such gay ass nae nae babies

ever think of that

[agile owl]

WHO TF HEXED THE BUNNY

[edgy salmon]

i like that bunny

[prime mantle]

this bunny gay

good for them

[edgy salmon]

everyone start talking about this bunny and stop talking about carti

[agile owl]

Chicot…

https://tenor.com/view/calamarino-calamarino-elegante-elegante-squilliam-spongebob-gif-14804157

[agile owl]

if there was a bunny joker in balatro what would It do

[edgy salmon]

eat carrots

[prime mantle]

Legendary - If played hand contains a pair, create 5 copies of the cards that make up the pair into your deck

[agile owl]

TRUE

[prime mantle]

o shit, babymetal is playing in the uk in may

need to cop a ticket

[shrewd raft]

Face pic :clueless:

[odd oxide]

Holy based

[thorny mango]

I say hi bc he looks like a silly billy :3

[thorny mango]

It’s not THAT bad, there’s some good songs on there

But yeah it could be wayyyyy better

[viral grotto]

Here’s something new to learn and a Balatro reference

[wispy breach]

I beat peggle

[odd oxide]

Oh yeah

I totally forgor

That the church announced the luce mascot

Still not a big fan idk man

Some shit just cringeworthy it ain't even gotta be deep ig

I also don't like the design that much

To be fair though I'm not the target audience

[viral grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-bron-jame-live-reaction-lebron-young-gif-4005928295429882145

[swift gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735746939806810142/1350541183465553961/RDT_20250315_2041154545233337280876183.jpg?ex=67d71cfd&is=67d5cb7d&hm=a5885fa746d4b6890631908b976a8e86acb9a8caf6212d33187c90ea834948cf&

[silver arch]

I'm addicted to games like balatro, anyone know any alternatives that I could also play?

I've already play sts and inscription, my highest accension for sts was silent with 16 I think.

[oak citrus]

Specifically card games? Void Tyrant is pretty fun for a minute

[fiery grotto]

Thanks

[oak citrus]

Based mods are based

[silver arch]

I was excited for a bit, but then I remembered I played it before

And I was thinking about turn based rogue like card game, very specific but every game I played that matched all of those were peak.

[oak citrus]

Not quite cards, but Slice & Dice is great

[bronze pivot]

Drip or drown

[oak citrus]

Drip'd out, innit

Should really just wear the jumper over the suspenders, unless you're doing some hard labour and don't care about looks

[craggy flame]

https://open.spotify.com/track/38ENlrQMSdDpCBZq7T6xcH?si=f210a048d6364e1e

0:43

so friggin tuff boiii

[inner prawn]

Play factorio:)

[modern heart]

Huh, Ballionare just released an interesting update, which includes a pretty balanced "Ban" system. Ballionare lets you ban certain items from showing up in your run, but you can only ban items that you unlocked (so you can't ban base item pool items).

[silver arch]

I play a lot of games, from marvel rivals, finals, ow, cyberpunk, HWL, peglin, citizen sleeper, basically any genre that ain’t sports

It’s just that specific genre is my favourite

[jolly arch]

if yall like balatro yall might like Omelet You Cook

[tiny stratus]

what music do yall like

[west trellis]

Alright guys uhh a little survey here if you don't mind

Do you have a piece of media/literature that has impacted you the most?

Maybe made you who you are today

[inner prawn]

Electronic:)

[thorny mango]

Can it be an artist?

[west trellis]

Yeah why not

[unkempt mortar]

anyoen wanna play cards against humanity

[rose pumice]

Geometry Dash

[prime mantle]

Final Fantasy 14

especially the Dark Knight job questline

[modern heart]

Dark Knight quest line is pretty sick

[pearl mural]

taxi driver

[pearl mural]

fallout new vegas

[prime mantle]

specifically the parts about how anger is not a bad emotion

How it's good actually to feel anger
but you shouldn't let it guide you

[modern heart]

i liked seeing the WoL be edgy/angry, even if only for a bit at the start

it was an interesting change of pace

[bronze pivot]

Mk bro

[prime mantle]

It was good that they let wol be angry like every other character in the story

[muted current]

Hey guys is it possible to have tonsillitis and covid at the same time?

[prime mantle]

really wasn't feeling the story basically being just us on a leash for most of it

[inner prawn]

Bloodthief cool game:)

[tiny garden]

i got posted on the artists ig page whose concert i was at last night

hooray

[modern heart]

Yeah lol

If FF14 gave us more control over our WoLs I would have played someone who was pretty annoyed lol

[prime mantle]

1 game in iron, riot

[brave needle]

i'm a man and i challenge you

[prime mantle]

pleae mean

[brittle talon]

alright

now pick.

[brave needle]

and send!

[brittle talon]

3

[brave needle]

rock

[brittle talon]

2

rock

[prime mantle]

so cooked

[viral grotto]

Anyone like 40k

[edgy salmon]

No

[worthy flicker]

i'd gladly take 40k

oh wait the game

i know nothing about it

[frigid niche]

He would low key make an awesome joker

[dense salmon]

Sounds like Trazyn alright.

[viral grotto]

A fine addition to his collection

[brittle talon]

we already got madness

the spooky scary joker

[frigid niche]

This how I picture madness

[brittle talon]

i want that kind of hair

[frigid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hawk-tuah-shuffle-evster-talk-tuah-dance-cute-brainrot-gif-9399398484426094750

[unique stump]

https://tenor.com/view/two-can-play-at-that-game-retaliate-retaliated-retaliate-in-kind-do-the-same-back-gif-1755430020314508704

[prime mantle]

like the fantasy one?

[oak citrus]

any fate fans!!!

[prime mantle]

Any agenders?

[unique stump]

I'm a gender!!

[oak citrus]

I was a gender once

[prime mantle]

I lost mine

[oak citrus]

Radical

[brittle talon]

if chicot looked like that ingame i would start farming him fr

[tacit quail]

balls

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is the WORST character design you've ever seen ? Could be character design, personality, lore, ect.

[fiery grotto]

Oh wow, uhhhhhh

Im gonna be honest I cant think of any on the top of my head

[lucid isle]

When the mc is worse than every other character, like they do worst stuff, and it just makes it, so you never root for them. if they're someone worst then at least you'd root for the mc over them.

It's never good when there's no reason to like the mc.

[fiery grotto]

Oh wait I got one, Yuno from the anime Black Clover. Though he has moments of growth, he barely has any moments where he actually struggles and basically just is overpowered

[lucid isle]

Oh yea they don't try often to flesh out the character to make them feel more human.

[fiery grotto]

Tbh Im fine with stuff not being human like, if done correctly its really good, but atleast not just have this character who is the main characters rival just do absoluely nothing and win every single time

[supple sky]

I said I wasn’t going to pull for soldier zero anby

But the gambling addiction goes too hard

I caved

[whole kernel]

does anyone know why I can't find the balatro folder under application support on mac?

[whole kernel]

got it nvm

[tranquil latch]

peakness in its purest form

[odd oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_the_Money_and_Run_(artwork)

Pause

This is fire?!

I love modern art

Now yes I do feel like the price tags put on modern art are ridiculous

But at the same time

If 'comedan' (banana duct taped to wall) was worth the sum of its constitution no one would give a shit about it

Or like if no one bought the artist's shit

[vale cliff]

“artwork” 💀

[odd oxide]

It absolutely is a work of art

At the risk of sounding pretentious

[odd oxide]

Speaking of the banana

[languid totem]

I love men

[odd oxide]

Me too bestie

[languid totem]

https://tenor.com/view/april-fools-day-intro-gif-12060592

Wait it's march

I'm gay till April now

Fuck

[odd oxide]

The intervention where they ate the banana is fire

Especially the futility of it

[versed patrol]

i'm not
gonna use my guarantee for zhuuuuu

[shell flint]

DEAR GOD HE'S NUDE

[final creek]

What the fuck

Get it away

Ew

[odd oxide]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/take the mickey (out of someone)

[final creek]

Lmao

[odd oxide]

I love British slang

[final creek]

British

Oi bruv

You takin the fuckin mickey

Ya slag

[odd oxide]

Having a giraffe is also a favourite of mine

[supple sky]

Dear God, he’s ugly

I fucking hate this guy with a burning, fucking passion

At his dumb little smug ass face, I fucking hate him

It’s like he’s constantly fishing for reactions from a joke He said that wasn’t funny.

His voice cannot be more grading to the years

Fucking knock off Garfield

I just wanna rip them apart with my teeth turn him into a Costco chicken bake

And don’t get me fucking started on it on his constant yapping

[shell flint]

"what could possibly go wrong" my ass

[supple sky]

Bros the type of guy to cut a tree branch he sitting on

He looks like the fucking clueless

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

God, I wanna shoot him dead in the alley of a fucking waffle house in Miami

Fuck his wife too if he has one

No more words can express how how much hatred I have for this animal

It’s not an animal actually he’s a damn Cretin

[final creek]

Yowie

Shut the fuck up

[supple sky]

No, go fuck yourself

[sudden creek]

My brother put a crease in this today. It’s in the bottom right. Anyone know how to fix it?

[vale cliff]

1. Time travel

2. Protect your other cards from your brother forever

[prime mantle]

1. Accept it
2. Destroy your brother

[sudden creek]

😭

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[sudden creek]

Don’t leave me like this

[edgy salmon]

Yea

[shrewd prairie]

@zenith ivy

you can't escape

[zenith ivy]

noted

[shrewd prairie]

you're pro

[zenith ivy]

nah

[shrewd prairie]

16k is good wdym

[zenith ivy]

what happens when you spend 500 on a game

prob more

[shrewd prairie]

😭😭😭😭

it's fun

i can't lie

[long stump]

Bro thinks he's jimbo

[oak citrus]

A pretender to the seat next to the throne

[long stump]

This is Jummy, jimbos fucked up evil brother

[long stump]

No clue

[noble verge]

im so happy

spent an hour on trying to make this work

and it finally did

[jovial isle]

this is really weird to ask but i wanna make an object oc based off a balatro card, does anyone have any card that would look cool ??

[edgy salmon]

No

[modern heart]

Is there no card you want to make an oc off of?

[inland umbra]

Smoke break, brb

[crystal tendon]

A joker card would be cool

[edgy salmon]

I just wanna grill for God sake

[oak citrus]

Puttin' meats over coals, the primal urge

[lusty lagoon]

are you playing on the Omnitrix

[dry sparrow]

Michael is dead

He died of death

I am sad :(

[lone gulch]

yoo

[crude gust]

in what world is popcorn scaling

[errant pier]

negative scaling

[lunar fjord]

😦

[jovial isle]

i meant like, anything, joker, tarots, planet or i dunno

[edgy salmon]

no

[floral widget]

I’ve been playing gmod, I found this one mod that adds a censor effect when someone is shot, I think it’s pretty neat

[edgy salmon]

Gmod is fun I played it alot as a kid

[shell flint]

made some more thingies in cac

[rigid pumice]

Chat

Should I drop 140 on a suicideboys shirt

Yes or yes

[fathom frigate]

I need some help, I picked up this 1854 luxembour coin with engraving, but I don't know what the Engraving is of

Internet gambling addicts who live in my phone, any ideas

[crude sonnet]

this game confounds me

what is this game

[spring dune]

yk why doesnt this server have vcs

it would be nice to stream to other people who like balatro

or just to talk

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

[prime mantle]

Taking estrogen and testosterone to gendermaxx

[prime mantle]

Hard to moderate

Mods would need to sit in every vc or have a recorder bot

[spring dune]

fair enough

[prime mantle]

And that's just an obnoxious can of worms to open

[spring dune]

alright

why not jsut make one smorgasborg vc for everyone

just true chaos

[lost oracle]

we do NOT need crackheads yelling "RIFF RAFF BLUEPRINT LAALALAL"

[vital snow]

@ionic sluice why’d you thumbs this down

[ionic sluice]

estrogen better

[vital snow]

But what if someone wants to be transmasc

[ionic sluice]

i GUESS

[prime mantle]

They both have their uses

Estrogen gives me a fat rack, testosterone makes me ripped af

[ionic sluice]

you can be ripped on e, just gotta lock in

[true karma]

get your localized wife now for just 50 cents

50 cents ladies and gentlemen and the other folks

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not mu wife

[true karma]

you like males

of course that's not gonna be your wife

[glossy fulcrum]

yea

male men

quite a fan

[oak tendon]

i might make a music themed joker set, i need ideas on what they could do

heres what i have so far
strings (common) guitar, violin, bass, koto, harp
brass/horns (uncommon) sax, trumpet, trombone, tuba, clarinet
percussion (rare) xylophone, snare, cymbal
synth (ultra rare NOT LEGENDARY) square, sine/circle, triangle, saw

[cyan thicket]

my doctor would kill me

[lean hearth]

is anybody here proficient in skyline emulator and persona 5 royal by any chance

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

Whilst minding your own business one day 3 gods descendants from the heavens before you.

One is the god of love, she offers you the adoration of everyone and the true love of anyone you want. Allowing you to live happily ever after.

One is the god of royalty and leadership, she offers you your own land and people to reign over, to live as a lord.

One is the god of knowledge and wisdom. She offers you the secrets of the universe and wishes you luck to handle such information.

Which god do you choose ?

[lean hearth]

I take the god of knowledge, since I can then have the exact blueprints on how to make someone fall in love with you and on how to become king of whateverland

[fiery grotto]

While I agree with the above logic, I wouldnt want to have the knowledge of rhe universe. Knowing everything would ruin so many things for me, and being a leader is to hard, so I guess Im picking love, which isnt really that bad and probably the most fun for me

[vale cliff]

Royalty and leadership

It gets me the first, and the third, to some degree

[wary sparrow]

Not the vamp😭 😭 😭

[wind radish]

im only taking love if i can turn off the adoration of everyone part

[shell flint]

[pearl flume]

Have you heard of a guy who's 10 feet tall, drives people away, has no face at all, super long arms with tentacle ends with the tragedy that he just wants to make friends ?

[civic kelp]

life size gundam

pretty cool imo

[whole kernel]

no

[rigid pumice]

Thats not an answer

And its fine because I spent 54 on a kendrick vinyl

[keen tree]

50 for a vinyl is actually insane behavior

[rigid pumice]

Its limited edition

Its the repressing for the 10th anniversary of tpab

But like

Kendrixj

[prime mantle]

what's up with every Jhin main below grandmaster having the ego of a manchild

[civic kelp]

i agree

[fathom frigate]

What?

[edgy salmon]

These ads are based off of YOUR shopping history buddy 🤨

[odd oxide]

crazy

[bronze ice]

I just pulled boogaloo from the same 11-pack as well

This might be a sign

I have as many garg feasts as all my other legendaries

[fiery grotto]

Yk, thats fair

[bronze ice]

I mean the first one doesn’t change much for me but the bottom 2 just seem like negatives to me

[prime mantle]

Royalty and Leadership so i can tax them for a year then just give them the land back
i'm set for life

[lucid isle]

Knowledge, then I make a time machine to go back and get the other two.

[half perch]

knowledge just seems the most useful here

[dire spruce]

Wasn't pewdiepie there?

[civic kelp]

dunno

[odd oxide]

Dih to yo crack name one character from the electric state

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

How dangerous are the words 'Skibidi Gyat' is to someone?

[prime mantle]

They deteriorate your braincells at lightspeed

[pale swallow]

Glad I don’t have a brain

[odd oxide]

A few brainrot words have actually like been assimilated into my vocabulary

Like

Rizz mog and aura

[prime mantle]

see but they're like fine

[odd oxide]

But I never say skibidi or gyatt

[prime mantle]

Rizz is peak
Mog is fucking funny

and Aura is just correct

[odd oxide]

Well maybe because like those words mean something and

Skibidi is just

[prime mantle]

aura is not even brainrot honestly

[odd oxide]

Norhing

[prime mantle]

Sometimes when i'm just stimming i'll say some brainrot shit and skibidi snuck it's way into it

[odd oxide]

😭

[prime mantle]

and it sucks

cause i'll just be having a chill time watching youtube and suddenly my gf has to hear me say "she skibidi on my rizzler"

[odd oxide]

And idk like gyatt just sounds stupid

And it kinda has that gross quality like

Moist

[prime mantle]

Moist goes hard tho

but i guess you're not hanging out with the brits

[odd oxide]

Its ok

Things like yummy peeve me a lot more

Not even children should be saying yummy

[prime mantle]

well maybe you should have some yummy snacks

that'd change your mind

[odd oxide]

Maybe

The 2025 end game final battle is one of the worst Lego sets I've ever seen

😭 😭 😭

[prime mantle]

post pic

OH TI'S THIS?

[odd oxide]

https://www.lego.com/en-hk/product/avengers-endgame-final-battle-76323

[prime mantle]

oh even worse

[odd oxide]

Its 100$ btw

[prime mantle]

they got Mr Panther

at least it has the helmet for it

[odd oxide]

Why is there an antman mech

😭 😭 😭

[prime mantle]

it's cause he gets big

and they don't have any other way of making big minifigs

now why the fuck did i type this

https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/ant-man-construction-figure-76256

it could be so much worse

Ant boy

[odd oxide]

Yes they do

And it's like really peak

Holdup

They made him like a build of a big Minifigure and that's like so cool

[prime mantle]

aight got a match

mel/panth 🗿

[left fox]

This is already 2 videos of this game, don't you know what it's called?

[vale cliff]

Brainrot

[edgy salmon]

the fuck going on

[left fox]

Yes!

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

How dangerous are the words 'Skibidi Gyat' is to someone?

[edgy salmon]

youve already asked that before and no one answered

oh wait a couple people did

just makes asking it again all the more weird

[prime mantle]

YUP

[minor bridge]

True

[edgy salmon]

Look at this dude's profile I laughed so hard I cried 💀

[dusty lynx]

whoops

[oak citrus]

Wow, they must be depressed

[edgy salmon]

Really I hadn't noticed 😭

jesus Im laughing again lmfao

I just stopped

it wasn't here it's another place this is a grown ass man lmfaooo

[old pebble]

if this isn't the exact definition of off topic ||if it's not allowed ban me :]|| would anyone mind lending me 40 bucks for some groceries? Had some emergency car repairs and I just need to get a small amount of food to last until Friday when paycheck hits.

[odd oxide]

Apparently doctor house's first name is gregory

😭 😭 😭

[oak citrus]

Gregory F. House

[prime mantle]

that f 100% a slur

knowing him

[oak citrus]

His parents named him cruelly, for real. But they knew

[edgy salmon]

You didn't know that?

My little greggy weggy teehee

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-love-hearts-gif-11873777560977160902

[prime mantle]

still waiting

[raw pond]

Full house with house

[edgy salmon]

road house

[pulsar tree]

have u tried using the asscheeks medicine

[prime mantle]

no, i'm waiting for my hrt

9:30 stats

[pulsar tree]

damn

https://tenor.com/view/thebausffs-bausen-bausmalphitedanceirl-thebausffs-malphite-malphite-gif-1661671580354193077

[prime mantle]

our boys got 3 kill feat and ocean drake

[pulsar tree]

trully

reformed

baus

surely he aint reformed in soloq

[prime mantle]

baus got a kill

[prime mantle]

unironically

LR taught him how to use his playstyle better

so he doesn't just stay for waves all the time

he actually bases sometimes so he doesn't feed

[pulsar tree]

baus bout to be

rank 1

euw

[prime mantle]

he just bullied the jayce and got flash out of it

[prime mantle]

he can't

unironically

[pulsar tree]

cant?

[prime mantle]

every other streamer mentioned it

Him being in master is good for him

Lower queue times, less stream snipers

[pulsar tree]

i mean yeah but

[prime mantle]

challenger got people sitting in queue for 15 mins

[pulsar tree]

he could do it i think

[prime mantle]

he could

but he doesn't have a big reason to

[pulsar tree]

only the status

[rich glade]

rate profile/10

[prime mantle]

unreadable

change it

[pulsar tree]

bit nerdy

but

5

[rich glade]

your vencord theme is.. ahem

[prime mantle]

mine's more peak

[rich glade]

well whatever i like blue

[prime mantle]

woof woof arf

[rich glade]

[pulsar tree]

wait what

How is it

didfferent

wtf

[pulsar tree]

ohg u see it like that too

[prime mantle]

cause i'm showing my actual profile

not server profile

[pulsar tree]

tf is a server profile

[ivory crow]

8/10

[prime mantle]

you cna have a different profile in a server

per server

i'm chicot here

[rich glade]

^

[pulsar tree]

damn

[rich glade]

worst legendary ahem

[pulsar tree]

we talked about that

its a solid 10 bucks

[prime mantle]

i'm balynntro somewhere else

[pulsar tree]

we havbe to appriciate the 10 bucks

[ivory crow]

💀

[edgy salmon]

both of your profiles suck because you have nitro

[pulsar tree]

i think mine is good as well

[edgy salmon]

yours actually is good

[pulsar tree]

🙏

[edgy salmon]

funny seagull

[pulsar tree]

chunky mofoka

[edgy salmon]

frfr

[prime mantle]

nice spotify playlist

[rich glade]

league players

[pulsar tree]

league fun af

[edgy salmon]

which one Penis Music or Lofi Beats to Masturbate and Eat Cheetos to

[rich glade]

Mine ends in like 1 day LMAO

[pulsar tree]

but i stopped 2 months ago

[rich glade]

[prime mantle]

india

[edgy salmon]

do not renew it

[rich glade]

and?

[pulsar tree]

oh hella nah

[rich glade]

it was fun, prolly wont

[pulsar tree]

OOOOOOOOOOO ma gaaaaad

[prime mantle]

the lofi one isn't public 🙏

[ivory crow]

💀

[edgy salmon]

ah well thats one of em

[rich glade]

ban for racism lmao

[prime mantle]

peak

[rich glade]

[prime mantle]

hey, i didn't say anything bad

you pointed out we play league
I pointed out your'e from india

[rich glade]

ah ok

[prime mantle]

now if i called you a stinker

[edgy salmon]

india bad

[prime mantle]

then yeah

[pulsar tree]

based

[rich glade]

ban for racism

[pulsar tree]

IMPOSSIBLE

i love india

[edgy salmon]

can you tell india to stop coming to canada we dont have room for you guys here

[pulsar tree]

Can u tell india to stop coming in the uk as well please

[edgy salmon]

our economy is dying and we dont have any houses please

[rich glade]

uh uk came here first lmao

[rich glade]

tbf, i legit dont care

[edgy salmon]

no they didnt nobody came to india by choice

[rich glade]

i stay at home, eat, college, all that bs

[prime mantle]

imagine raiding the entire world for spices

[pulsar tree]

☠️

[prime mantle]

and then you never use them in your fucking food

[rich glade]

and ofc gamble my life away on balatro

[edgy salmon]

youre my new friend

[pulsar tree]

god bless

[rich glade]

EXACTLY LMAO

they cant handle a pinch of fricking garam masala

[prime mantle]

spiciest they can handle is fucking ketchup

[edgy salmon]

dude I wish stuff tasted like it did in india I'll gave yall that you guys got food going for you

[ivory crow]

💀

[pulsar tree]

kethcup goes crazy

[prime mantle]

wish arfid let me eat indian food

😔

[ivory crow]

Hell nah

😭

[prime mantle]

bro lmfoa

google, i'm ok, trust

[rich glade]

Indian cuisine does slap tho

[pulsar tree]

curry pretty good tho

[edgy salmon]

istg you go to sobeys and the packaging says "UBER SPICY RAMEN WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU EAT THIS LOTS OF SPICE OVER HERE" and its like a gram of salt

[prime mantle]

i know

i just can't eat it

[rich glade]

why so?

[pulsar tree]

cuz of weed

i knew it

[prime mantle]

@rich glade

[rich glade]

[rich glade]

rip

[pulsar tree]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-gif-2221550446572997929

[prime mantle]

yeah it really sucks

[edgy salmon]

indian food is so fucking good but it looks like a pile of poopoo

[pulsar tree]

ayo

[prime mantle]

annoying af to work on as well

[pulsar tree]

AYO

[rich glade]

[pulsar tree]

what tf was that'

[prime mantle]

since it's literally just a case of exposure therapy

[pulsar tree]

freaky

[rich glade]

i slipped and fell on my keyboard

[pulsar tree]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[rich glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900175531289493557/1289684482806513674/globe.gif

[pulsar tree]

phew

ermmm

[edgy salmon]

i hate my chair my ass hurts if only there were some big strong men in this chat that could massage it

[prime mantle]

🙏 3-7, LR winning

[rich glade]

Bro @edgy salmon

[pulsar tree]

blessed

[rich glade]

i agree with ur name

100%

[edgy salmon]

sup

[edgy salmon]

thanks

[pulsar tree]

what the chair

[rich glade]

why the fuck cant i type today

[pulsar tree]

:-)

[edgy salmon]

yes it needs a healing massage so it's comfortable to sit in again

[rich glade]

dm address

coming over

[prime mantle]

lmfao, the overlay is so cooked

NBS do not have 4 towers xdd

[pulsar tree]

[rich glade]

That's what league looks like now?

[edgy salmon]

10033 trans canada highway PE

[rich glade]

well luckily they didnt ruin valorant as of now

[prime mantle]

it's the EU Masters overlay

[rich glade]

omw

[prime mantle]

the first stand one tho