🃏・off-topic

[hot thorn]

you probably do

[unkempt mortar]

yeah

[hot thorn]

I mean I kinda plan on maybe having some of the trading cards having a sort of effect like that ig

[unkempt mortar]

ooo

[unkempt mortar]

wait hold on

what is the deck based off of, bc 40 cards seems low

[hot thorn]

something in line with the Pokemon TCG

[unkempt mortar]

its 60 cards

[hot thorn]

ah

[unkempt mortar]

yeah was thinking that 40 is too low

sorry im interested in this XD

[hot thorn]

I mean like either way for the oc, her combat start consists of Drawing 8 playing cards & 5 trading cards(they are considered separate hands)

During a brief downtime, draw playing cards equal to the amount that was used, and always draw only 1 trading card

[unkempt mortar]

wait does this also involve a shop?

and if so, make it that irl money can be transferred to the deck money stuff

[hot thorn]

no, I don’t want to take too much from Balatro

[unkempt mortar]

no that was from a dif thing

but k

[hot thorn]

oh

[unkempt mortar]

i gotta find the manga i think

[hot thorn]

also here’s one of the trading card ideas

[unkempt mortar]

wait so who are they battling

[hot thorn]

ok this is like

general loadout type stuff

[hot thorn]

its not for questions like this

[unkempt mortar]

no bc are they the only one with the skill, or can they use it during fights

[shell flint]

updated logo

[unkempt mortar]

that, looks so wrong

[hot thorn]

also for the oc world this oc in question is gonna belong to, imagine something like a fantasy setting with the usual stuff(magic and monsters type deal) but at the same time taking place in the current era

[hot thorn]

wdym “only one with this skill”

[unkempt mortar]

nvm

[hot thorn]

dawg you’re confusing me

[unkempt mortar]

oh i get it a bit

[unkempt mortar]

bc if it wasnt fantasy, how would they use the skill

[hot thorn]

ah

anyways

[hot thorn]

what do you think of the concepts so far

[unkempt mortar]

reminds me of a card in uh, slay the spire but its really good

so if it is fantasy, do they have a luck stat? does it affect their gamble skill, or is it just for loot and crits

[hot thorn]

no sort of luck stat

[unkempt mortar]

ah k

idk about paintbrush bc it kinda makes sense for this: can change a part of the cards affect to either a random amount, or random affect

if you get what i mean?

[hot thorn]

the trading cards are meant to somewhat be based off of Balatro’s vouchers-

[unkempt mortar]

hm true but wouldnt that make it so you draw an extra or trading and playing

[hot thorn]

basically imagine Grabber

[unkempt mortar]

me forgetting what grabber does

[hot thorn]

when Paintbrush is used before it, instead of only picking 1 card you pick 2 instead

[hot thorn]

Grabber in Balatro just gives 1 extra hand

[unkempt mortar]

oh, and yeah i get it

[hot thorn]

and for a refresher

[unkempt mortar]

hm but paintbrush should add a random stat ontop of the carfs affects

[hot thorn]

y tho

[gray harness]

bro'd my tato too hard...

[unkempt mortar]

think like you paint something ontop of something but you dont know the colour

do you know inscryption?

[hot thorn]

ehhh not really

[shell flint]

gay mario

[hot thorn]

real

[unkempt mortar]

idk how to explain it'

the glowing ones are added on affects from diff cards

@hot thorn if this is a good explanation of what im thinking

[hot thorn]

ah

as cool as it sounds I don’t really want the cards to be too complicated

[unkempt mortar]

mk

[hot thorn]

also since you mentioned it imma have Trader & Blader’s deck changed to be 60 cards instead to be more in line ig

[unkempt mortar]

mk

[hot thorn]

oh I should also mention

[unkempt mortar]

this is cool i found

[hot thorn]

imma have there be like

4 types of the trading cards

[unkempt mortar]

ooo

[hot thorn]

Quick Item, Assist Item, Passive Item, & Attachable

[unkempt mortar]

ah that makes sense

[hot thorn]

as for what they do

Quick Item - Can be used with no limit to how many in a quick burst
Assist Item - Can only be used one at a time(cannot use more than 1 Assist Item in a quick burst)
Passive Item - Semi-weak but always active effect
Attachable - Can be attached to a playing card

[hot thorn]

oh yeah funnily enough here’s one of my ideas for a passive item card

Oops! All 6s - Passive Item

• While this card is held, double the success range of any comabt roll from Degenerate Gambler’s Dice

[inland cliff]

mayyonaise

[hot thorn]

hi

[fickle olive]

If anybody is looking for tips on how to stay warm during the winter, my tip is to put Balatro on your phone and keep it in your lap while playing it.

[hot thorn]

real

[oak citrus]

real

[potent cliff]

I think a baron run would turn a phone into nuclear reactor

[tough pawn]

mario gangnam style

https://tenor.com/view/gmsmb-mario-smb-gangnam-style-gif-880889621611158365

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how high can you count?

[tough pawn]

if i had infinite time i could count up to nonvigintillions
but realistically there's no way im counting up that high

realistically... 10 thousand would be the highest i'd go

[shadow sigil]

Gayming

[tough pawn]

YO THATS PEAK

i think we have the same ds type

[shadow sigil]

DS lite?

[tough pawn]

no, same color

[shadow sigil]

Mines pink gold

[shadow sigil]

Charge yo shit

[tough pawn]

that's what i'm doing

[tough pawn]

aw well close enough

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you had a Super Move (like a super in fighting game or a meter special in other games) what would it be ? What quote would you say while performing it ?

[unique stump]

DS gaming is peak gaming

[tough pawn]

i've thought way too much about this
"Hope you're cut out for this!"
i throw a flurry of playing cards into the opponent, quickly dash forward and pull them all back (something something pulling the thing out just makes the injury worse)

[oak citrus]

It would have to be something like Q's rush punch super from 3rd Strike. Three devastating looking straight punches, no quote unless you hit with all three. Third one does big knockdown, and I'd stretch my shoulder with a "Did I get ya?"

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-q-super-art-necro-sf3-cool-punching-gif-18719308

[pearl flume]

I love Q

I also love Necro but I like Q more

Man, that game had a Wierd cast

[fiery grotto]

“I have no clue!” Something completely random happens

[shadow sigil]

Get balatro on your ds,,,

[oak citrus]

The cast is full of weirdos for sure, Q being the best weirdo

[paper pivot]

Idk if there is a particular method for Localthunks design process, as I have a number of video game ideas that I plan on executing on

Doing a lot of research for the best methods of game design - Gameplay is king, the base that artstyle, lore, and difficulty are based off of

and on how to best formulate a game with creativity/ingenuity in mind (GM TK, and some others)

[fiery grotto]

If you want Localthunk joined a podcast a few months ago answering devoloping questions

[paper pivot]

what was it called?

[fiery grotto]

I cant remember

Let me google rq

[paper pivot]

podcast 11?

[fiery grotto]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8CyE1svP2k

[tough pawn]

alright i'm booting up picture poker

4 AND A HALF THOUSAND COINS????

i forgot how much i grinded picture poker back in the day

I HIT A FLUSH

OH MY GOD I HIT A FLUSH

I JUST CASUALLY HIT THE RAREST HAND OF PICTURE POKER

[sonic storm]

OG balatro

[tranquil peak]

This post approved by Luigi

[tough pawn]

holy shit luigi

[modern heart]

I don't know what exactly i would go with, but something like Slayer's Last Horizon from Strive

Honestly such a cool animation even if I think Slayer is a braindead lobotomy character lol

[agile owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051350789064507484/1344519706022907954/speed.gif

[tough pawn]

DUDE I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE I SWORE THESE WERE RARER THAN THIS

[shell flint]

hey uh what is this sprite used for

[unkempt mortar]

XD

[unkempt mortar]

thats the ones that are up down left right button

s

not joysticks

i think?

maybe mot

not

[shell flint]

i meant this one

[unkempt mortar]

yeah ik but idk what it is

[shell flint]

me neither ;-;

[olive hull]

gaming is

[keen beacon]

Is that gta

[mild dagger]

im thinking its like when you click the stick in

[stone gust]

heck yeah that's awesome

im still waiting for that package to get here

[fluid charm]

Is this the most optimal joker order?

[tough pawn]

i think it's better when you have 1 on chad and 1 on photo

unsure tho

[shell flint]

retextured all the buttons bc why the fuck not

[modern heart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjW_iuFln4

[oak citrus]

Hell yeah

[modern heart]

This video is peak

It actually almost brought me to tears of joy

But I think that's mostly that Claire De Lune is actually a masterpiece

[oak citrus]

For real

[olive hull]

no it's balatro -_-

[tardy cape]

when you move the right stick on the controller to enter cursor mode

[keen beacon]

Lol

[tardy cape]

btw dualsense glyph is colorless

[shell flint]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[olive hull]

sucks anyway

[prime mantle]

Shouldn't be

Bring back the joy and whimsy

[tardy cape]

i agree

[prime mantle]

Everything is so gray and bland nowadays

[tardy cape]

switch joycon with snes/famicom button color seems nice too

[prime mantle]

Ps6 and next xbox should only come I'm clear neon colors

I want a clear neon green

[tardy cape]

press x

is it south, west, or north

[prime mantle]

Real consoles have colors 🗣️

[olive hull]

well now you can tell better

[tardy cape]

the only similarity is that East button is Red across all platform

[olive hull]

still it's better than having to guess

[tardy cape]

ouya was a platform

[olive hull]

oh god lmao i should include that

[prime mantle]

Real shit tho

The button layout was perfect here

[olive hull]

HELL NAW

[prime mantle]

With the main used button in the middle and others around it

Really annoying when games nowadays have you use left and top button a lot and then bottom and right are whatever except for accepting and deny in conversations and menus

[tardy cape]

no wonder some games have Y (or North) as their jump button, if jumping is secondary

[upbeat ginkgo]

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🌖🌑🌔🌕🌕🌖🌑🌔🌕🌕🌕

[upbeat ginkgo]

It was missing a shoulder, plus the stick clicks and select button.

You could tell how multiplatform games from the time sometimes had trouble adapting to the controller.

[prime mantle]

I'm explicitly only talking about buttons

Not the entire controller

[upbeat ginkgo]

Xbox had black and white instead of shoulders but at least it was the same number of inputs.

[upbeat ginkgo]

The abyx? Yeah that part was alright.

[modest umbra]

@upbeat ginkgo remember baskin robbins always finds out

[upbeat ginkgo]

Hold me tight, I creep at night.
While they sleep is how I creep.

[sudden creek]

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Do you see it?

[haughty mango]

hello I'm first time here can u guys tell me how to find and download Cryptid?

[slate finch]

https://youtu.be/OFAyNMfLvZg?si=AduAHQXUOd13rn9F

[cloud light]

#⚙・modding-general

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/6Flga6H34HI?si=3yX3RI107cMEHXEZ

[haughty mango]

thank you very much!!!

[queen forge]

Look at this goofy joker

That is NOT jimbo

[olive hull]

jimbo 🃏BALATRO ♠️ ♦️ ♣️ ♥️ how could you

[pale swallow]

Jimbo would NOT say that
He would try to get more of your (virtual) money!!!

[olive hull]

what if they kissed

[pale swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-globe-explode-gif-14366757

[fallen obsidian]

ngl I expected a bit more out of that pokemon presents
but they brought mega evolutions back so I can't stay mad forever

[weak yew]

when you apply polychrome

[meager spade]

just found out that I have nitro and I didn't even know

[pale swallow]

Gonna EAT your nitro

[stone gust]

but jimbo im already gay

[tough pawn]

well you're now gay^2

[stone gust]

I am going to completely and totally annihalate the planet mars

[fallen obsidian]

THEY DID NOT JUST
https://youtu.be/9S8Yi0yJwEU?si=TdB8llZfIkypzG1O

[leaden jetty]

If there are any Luck Be A Landlord fans here, do yourselves a favour and check out Glory On Pluto! https://youtu.be/QabeldWjvCI

[stone gust]

@prime mantle

usa livery

[oak citrus]

any fate fans!!!

[stone gust]

dni if ur not a fate fan

[fallen obsidian]

As an f1 fan, I approve of this livery 👌

[stone gust]

thanks, i love making liveries

those are with the fake sponsor logos though, sometimes i use the real ones too

[prime mantle]

What game is that

[stone gust]

f1 manager

it's really bad, awful game, do not get it at all whatsoever

-# i have 700 hours across three titles

[prime mantle]

Any game with manager is bad

[stone gust]

this is true

i only use that for the livery designer anyways, i just play the f1 games if i want to drive car

[fallen obsidian]

IT'S A FUCKING LES PAUL
https://crkd.gg/products/lp-bluebuerry-burst-multi-platform

[left fox]

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ЪуЪ

[unique stump]

challenge accepted

[sudden creek]

I installed Balala. It was a mistake.

[tawny helm]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-steam-balatro-game-gif-556087834216417346

[hot quest]

LMAO

[hollow needle]

Balala is draining my battery

[prime mantle]

Why can't developers make games taht run good and look good anymore

how the fuck did we manage to make games that look like crysis but run insanely worse

i really don't want everything to be half transparent and blurry whenever i move my camera man

[dense salmon]

Vro 💔

[hot quest]

welcome to western development

[prime mantle]

got a mod that removes black bars from loading screens and dialogue on wide screen
and another that fixes some settings in Unreal Engine

avowed now actually runs 60 fps without upscaling in towns

[hot quest]

nice

[plush sonnet]

PM devs designing a fair and balanced game 😁

[plush sonnet]

There are plenty, you just hear about the bad ones more because people prefer complaining over praising

Ultrakill is good

Marvel rivals can run if you have a decent PC, although yeah it does lag sometimes

Also it takes an eternity to open the game

[prime mantle]

i'm mainly talking about recent-ish big games, triple a titles and shit

[plush sonnet]

Ah yeah those ones will turn your PC into one of these bad boys

[prime mantle]

and they don't have to

found a mod that literally fixes a lot of the performance issues

used to get 30 frames in towns on high
now it's 60

literally just a dev moment

i hate the reliance on upscaling

the 5090 is so fucking bad about it

[plush sonnet]

Yeah 😔

[prime mantle]

"200 frames in cp2077|!!!!!!"

• only if you use upscaling, natively it's only 24 frames

liek come the fuck on

shit like that used to get you fired

[plush sonnet]

Minecraft trying to render every single block at once 😁

[prime mantle]

god i love seeing those videos of people re-making minecraft and it running miles better

[plush sonnet]

One mod fixes it
Two or three more makes it insane

Like Mojang could just do that in their next update

They just don't

[prime mantle]

those long distance view mods

are so good

[plush sonnet]

And I know damn well they have the money to just pay the mod creators to use their code

Instead of having to make their own

[stone gust]

any more minecraft talk and im gonna have to start a 2 week craze

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-dog-the-situation-im-in-rn-gif-12202597808913004719

[plush sonnet]

Should have used the transmutation glitch to get a bugged chest and hovered over it to immortalize your character 😔

[prime mantle]

cheating xdd

[hot quest]

32-bit physx games are broken on the 5090

[prime mantle]

at least they run at 300 frames!!!! (ignore that 280 of those frames are not real and full of artifacting)

[hot quest]

not on the 5090

they dont run at all

well, they DO run, just without physx support so itll look real jank

[tough pawn]

continuing, i am currently on my highest streak yet of 60, gawd damn

[hollow smelt]

You are all FOOLS./j

[vast yoke]

oh no guys

[hallow spade]

Yo how do I mod balatro off of the Xbox app

[prime mantle]

can't

[tough pawn]

i don't think you can

[prime mantle]

not until the lot behind lovely make an injector or whatever is called for it

[vast yoke]

you cant mod games through xbox app in general

[hallow spade]

I was able to mod some from the Xbox app

[vast yoke]

oh

well i know you cant mod inscryption

which ones?

[hallow spade]

Stardew, Minecraft, some Bethesda games, plants vs zombies.

Mainly old bethesda games

[vast yoke]

hm

[olive hull]

well then again

[vale cliff]

What is this

[prime mantle]

a really terrible boycott plan that's not gonna work because it's just 1 day

[dusty lynx]

You think Jimbo will come for all of us here?

[gray harness]

gaming

[vale cliff]

Pvzh adding skins would bring the community back

[gray harness]

Technically, there were skins for Green Shadow and Super Brainz a long while ago iirc (their clothes just had red in some parts)

[gray harness]

I haven't lost with this deck yet :]

[vale cliff]

Ohio mod?

[gray harness]

Yes

The deck is so powerful that you can get Swabbie, a 20 cost zombie, on turn 5

[hushed smelt]

casey

[hallow spade]

Goated game

[pearl flume]

Please choose a meal or food item before clicking the black bar.

||Describe it like an anime character without saying the name of the meal. Guess what other People's food was.||

[pulsar wing]

||You don't think much about him looking inward, but then you cut to his arc, and wow... there's just a lot in there, not much you really know about at first due to all of the grain, and little sprinkles of life in there... His dynamic fits so well in all sorts of environments. One of my favorite characters to see in any scene.||

[fiery grotto]

At first I thought this said animal, XD

||The first thing you feel is the heat. But slowly, ever so slowly as you do a quick snap and swallow, you feel it going down your throat, sliding into your stomach. Then you put another in, and another. By the end, you realize that every last one is gone, with a bag and bowl empty.||

||Wait are we suppose to describe the food like its an anime character or describe it like we areselves are an anime character||

[gilded stag]

||it was a little bit distant and kind of remained in its own little bubble for a while which annoyed me, but once its shell was cracked and it was forced to leave it really started to shine||

[gilded stag]

yeah im a little lost on that too

[gilded stag]

||rice?||

[gilded stag]

||is this a kind of spicy chip||

[fiery grotto]

||Close enough, chips with queso

I missed my chance to make a good cheese joke, wouldve been a funny hint||

[pulsar wing]

||ravioli, actually!||

[stone gust]

this post made me more gay

[shy veldt]

Trauma from the cobblestone won’t beat the devil out of me ah

[stone gust]

yep. honest sinner 'til i die

[fiery grotto]

Ahh

[sour oasis]

i like kittens and puppies and bnuuies

[pulsar wing]

omg me too!! what a coincidence!!

[hasty light]

||Bread||

I was wrong

[vale cliff]

It’s not a metaphor

It’s literally just a guy

[real sonnet]

Congrats to the people who msg and tailed. We're green again tonite 💪. just say BET or send me a reqst I'll send you the next plays.

[minor bridge]

Can you send me 20 bones ?

[prime mantle]

[stone gust]

[oak citrus]

[raw seal]

I got the referral processed to get top surgery! i just gotta schedule an appointment and i'm gonna get it done! 🥳

[vale cliff]

🥳 🥳 🥳

That doesn’t even exist when I’m from 🥹

[oak citrus]

I have a really close friend who got top surgery. One of the best things they did for their body image, and the surgery goes smooth. Glad you're able to get that for yourself

[prime mantle]

[odd oxide]

https://blogs.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/2025/02/24/latest-calculations-conclude-asteroid-2024-yr4-now-poses-no-significant-threat-to-earth-in-2032-and-beyond/

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-school-millhouse-classroom-gif-26683141

[tepid lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-little-rascals-spanky-travis-tedford-oh-well-smile-gif-6984766287477908346

Was kinda vibing with Meteor 2032

[unkempt mortar]

https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/

[unkempt mortar]

https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/

now rhats a good game

[unkempt mortar]

should i download duolingo on my laptop?

[vague spruce]

Why

[unkempt mortar]

idk im bored

[paper pivot]

Hmmm... gl ig
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=meatcanyon+duolingo&atb=v314-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dmtd92pfy0YY

[unkempt mortar]

tf

[tawny helm]

duckduckgo 😭

[tough pawn]

look, some people just prefer to have their info not stolen

or atleast, stolen less

[unkempt mortar]

so is duolingo bad?

[plush sonnet]

It's fine in the function of learning a language

Idk how much info it eats tho

[unkempt mortar]

im just learning japanese

my question is, why is the hard excersises easier

[plush sonnet]

They just be like that sometimes

[hasty light]

Duolingo is awful for Japanese specifically

You'd be better off with a specific Japanese app; I use one called Renshuu

[unkempt mortar]

mkmk

[unkempt mortar]

tbh im not really learning learning so

[vivid bronze]

roc

[unkempt mortar]

i got duolingo bc tiktok not learning

and i like the memory game style it has

[prime mantle]

It's quality fell since they started using ai

[unkempt mortar]

ah probably

someone suggest me a random steam game thats fantasy and not open world

[prime mantle]

Baldurs Gate 3

[unkempt mortar]

uh is that the actual name?

[prime mantle]

Yeah lmao

[unkempt mortar]

welp either steam is stupid

or im dumb

[plush sonnet]

Uncivilized imbecile taking up two parking spaces... Smh 😔

[unkempt mortar]

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE

how dare the car

[unkempt mortar]

found perfect meme for this

@plush sonnet \

[plush sonnet]

Incredible

I can't believe I haven't had this to post in so many conversations before now

[unkempt mortar]

XD

[unkempt mortar]

btw might need to edit your bio or whatefer it is

[plush sonnet]

Why

[unkempt mortar]

well you have access to your account so

[plush sonnet]

Yeah but I can't change the email

I still have it on my phone but I'm probably gonna swap over to the other one soon

[prime mantle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1086940/Baldurs_Gate_3

Steam

Baldur's Gate 3

Gather your party and return to the Forgotten Realms in a tale of fellowship and betrayal, sacrifice and survival, and the lure of absolute power.Mysterious abilities are awakening inside you, drawn from a mind flayer parasite planted in your brain. Resist, and turn darkness against itself. Or embrace corruption, and become ultimate evil.From th...

Price

$79.99

Recommendations

645634

Metacritic

96

▶ Play video

[plush sonnet]

Wait 80 bucks

Did the price go up

I thought it was 60

[unkempt mortar]

its 86 for me

and thats open world?

[prime mantle]

Mmm

Open world is such a vague term
Cause bg3 isn't super open world

[unkempt mortar]

welllll my laptop cant run any like that, and once human

i want some more games like balatro and luck be aland lord

[prime mantle]

Reign

Not exactly like those but

Fun

[unkempt mortar]

link? cant find just one word bc yeah

[prime mantle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/474750/Reigns/

Steam

Reigns

Sit on the throne as a benevolent (or malevolent) medieval monarch of the modern age and swipe your royal controller either left or right to impose your will upon the kingdom. Survive the seemingly never-ending gauntlet of requests from your advisors, peasants, allies, and enemies while maintaining balance between the influential factions of you...

Price

$2.99

Recommendations

7287

Metacritic

77

▶ Play video

It's more of a choices game

But it rocks

[unkempt mortar]

eck i have to spend money, well cool

ooooo choice game

[quaint osprey]

is this joker good?

[prime mantle]

Can be

[modern heart]

It's fine if you need card triggers

[quaint osprey]

thx

[unkempt mortar]

depends

what are your jokers and cards

[shadow sigil]

Gayming,,,

[plush sonnet]

Sometimes, depends on the build

[quaint osprey]

let me guesssssssssssss
dsi xl?

seems almoast like a 3ds xl but without the joystick

[shadow sigil]

Wrong, DS Lite

[fallen obsidian]

No fucking way
https://youtu.be/1ILZgTzFfkg?si=jWXycXH-LwcRoVYI

[quaint osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-gif-9549451645697661034

[pale pawn]

What have I done?!?

[plush sonnet]

Another joins the Jimborganization

[placid snow]

guys what do yall think

[hushed smelt]

its giga based for bloodstone builds

[fallen obsidian]

For an ai, this doesn't sound terrible

[prime mantle]

I think you should engage your thinking organ and think of it yourself instead of using ai

[placid snow]

i dont wanna make it tho

i just made it cuz im bored

[violet breach]

A lovecraftian undercurrent? Is Jimbo gonna be some unholy God?

[placid snow]

ye jimbo be like that

[tough pawn]

nice, fellow 100%er 🤝

[violet breach]

I’d honestly watch that. Ai did alright for today.

[uncut trout]

what the hell am i supposed to do now man

[pulsar wing]

Start uploading. Fill the canvas. Complete the prophecy.

[uncut trout]

damn it. gotta repopulate my youtube page

[turbid summit]

Balatro content go brrrr

[prime mantle]

god i fucking hate modern youtubei

it's so bad

waow

[vivid bronze]

Modern YT is, in fact, a hack

And not the good kind of hack

[shell flint]

i dont get it

[vivid bronze]

Eh, don't worry about it

[wary sparrow]

LOLL

[quaint osprey]

tragedy

[raw swan]

My first clear vinyl

[shadow sigil]

Wanna see my pokemon team

[oak citrus]

Ye

[oak citrus]

Lol, solid

[oak citrus]

Me to pokemans
https://tenor.com/view/hamster-pet-gif-26933928

[hasty light]

Core memory unlocked

[shell flint]

[fallen obsidian]

Just got out of captain America, how in the FUCK was that so good

[fiery grotto]

Dang, localthunk has sent 18k+ messages in this server

I can barely count to 5, let allone whatever that number is

[wheat coral]

https://horsle.glitch.me/

[worthy flicker]

I don't remember this googles it holy fossils i remember elvis dino

[wooden ivy]

stupid ass homework assignment

[karmic shard]

I need help. Trying to delete a version.dll file for cryptid that somehow managed to end up on my folder I use for mods. I can't run balatro due to the copy in the common folder of balatro with the .exe file. Any suggestions on how to delete it? I'm currently the only admin for my pc and it isn't letting me delete it because it says I'm not an admin for the file specifically

[minor bridge]

Delete it all burn it down

[karmic shard]

Except I cant

Ive tried nearly everything and that file won't be deleted

[minor bridge]

Break the pc

With a bat

[karmic shard]

did I just brick the entire folder itself? I can't even delete the folder

no help

anyone else?

[oak citrus]

Wow, unlocking the cursed version of Balatro. That's wild. Best of luck 🙏

[karmic shard]

uh huh

ill find help elsewhere

[minor bridge]

We're so helpful

[karmic shard]

Nvm I fixed it.

[tough pawn]

ach so close

[fiery grotto]

Why didnt you do horse after 4 😭

[tough pawn]

OH IT WAS HORSE???

i knew i should have guessed that instead of joust

i wasnt sure tho

[pearl flume]

"The sky is deep and dark and eternally high.
Many people think that's where you go when you die."

[fiery grotto]

But you had all the letters known

[fiery grotto]

Wise words…

[shell flint]

made upscaled mario sprites for no fucking reason xd

[pearl flume]

Please choose a weapon:

Bones- A katana that stops time for 60 secconds every time it is unsheathed. The user can end the stop time early by researching it. Every draw of the blade will leave a cut on the user's body, length and depth depending on the amount of time it was unsheathed for.

Immortals- A Zweihander that will transfer any physical damage your body receive onto Itself. It is as durable as reinforced steel. If the sword ever breaks you will die.

Heathens- A Sabre that will automatically parry, block or counter any attacks aimed at you, if you close your eyes the Sabre will also move your body to attack for you. The Sabre does not care if you are harmed aslong as it can attack the enemy.

[fiery grotto]

I pick bones

[edgy salmon]

Blimp lips

I choose blimp lips

[sour oasis]

why do worms go on the cement and then get dried up. are they stupid

[edgy salmon]

Because they're stupid little worms with stupid little worm heads that I crush with my feets crush crush crush

[weak yew]

hey, where'd you get this image? I've been looking for something like it for ages

[oak citrus]

The earth starts to wake up whenever it rains and scares all the worms out of the ground, because the worms have the old knowledge of what the dirt does when it wakes up

[fiery grotto]

I havent seen a worm in so long

I miss worms

[junior arch]

dang, same

been like alot of months

[fiery grotto]

I cant even my last time

All I remember was it was dead

Im gonna have to search for one next time it rains

[oak citrus]

-# Traverser Irk is thinking...

[dusty lynx]

....so uh

anyone wanna beat up terrifying zombie children?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/224260/No_More_Room_in_Hell/

I like this game but its hard to find nerds who want to play this 'free co-op' properly.

oh and you can play Patric bateman...the funny sigma male meme man, and that guy who said "mark it zero" In the big lebowski

(I dont think a lot of people here watched the big lebowski or know about John Romero zombie movies (._. ) )

its like left for dead, but were the side characters and you can get infected.

[shell flint]

changed square joker's design

[dusk fiber]

Lowkey depressed rn

[arctic blaze]

YOOOOOOOO BLUE JOKER

[unkempt mortar]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6J1jWD6vtuQaNMFOpJ9znb?si=37b8551e3fbc41be

[queen forge]

https://github.com/EFHIII/balatro-calculator/blob/main/assets/Editions.png
Not perfect but who cares

[weak yew]

thanks

[unkempt mortar]

https://open.spotify.com/track/38ALq6O33yc62MyrdfGIxv?si=14f22fd811ea4a6b

[jaunty gulch]

I love megamurder

[junior arch]

sadly that flew over my head <3

[jaunty gulch]

I'm just better joker

[junior arch]

odd!

[shell flint]

made this bc one of my friends (insanity) got banned in a server ||no, not this one.||

[bronze ice]

what's the matter man

[dusk fiber]

insomnia/withdrawal

[oak citrus]

That's rough for sure. Just know that this kind of thing doesn't last forever, and no feeling is constant. You'll get throug this to a time you don't feel as bad

[tawny helm]

holy fucking shit threes my goat 🗣️

2048 if it was good

hey you should submit some of these to reshuffled if you want to

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1210358731066576957

[hasty light]

Incredible reference

But I'll raise you an even more obscure number square puzzle game

http://www.imago-game.com/

This was my jam back in the day; it really hits the "number go up"

[lucid isle]

Do you know of the man who ate an entire metal plane between the years 1978-1980, and who died of natral causes in 2007 at the age of 57?

[hasty light]

Who could forget Monsieur Mangetout?

[brazen totem]

ULTRAKILL MENTIONED YEAHHH

[dreamy burrow]

hey guys, has anyone used the cryptid mod before? im having an issue with the version.dll file for lovely

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what would you do as the opposite gender?

[sour pilot]

stop bleeding

[junior arch]

I had free will and an editing software, and ULTRAKILL ofc

New update is nice

[fiery grotto]

No idea

[gray harness]

exist

[visual sail]

use strength and become my original gender

[fiery grotto]

But you arent a king rn, so you wouldnt be turned into a queen, and then back into a king

[fallen obsidian]

anyone here got any good ytpmv samples? looking for leads and basses specifically, but others would be appreciated
if you do, send me a dm with the link!

[pearl flume]

"Morning Gathering or Evening Prayer, We still Battle for a Season Fare, We still Huddle in the Freezing Air. For a Summer that's Not even There."

[rotund adder]

accidentally got the perfect stake sticker color for each of them lol

[sour niche]

danng

[junior arch]

Danng

[fiery grotto]

Daang

[feral nova]

Ddang

[oak citrus]

Danng

[timid plank]

Dangg

[hot quest]

haha cool

[sour oasis]

sleep

[prime mantle]

re-transition

[dense salmon]

[hot quest]

high five

[dark token]

I Would Suplex God

[hot quest]

who do you need to be the opposite gender to do that

[fiery grotto]

Full metal alchemist be like:

(Sorry for anyone who gets spoiled by that lol)

[grim herald]

i would also be a girl again

im rather stubborn

[lunar kiln]

So I had a thought, does localthunk personally mind people pirating his game?

[jolly arch]

AU

[dark token]

i dont know him personally, but in my book, if i were selling a $20 game that had already made millions of dollars despite an expectation of only a few sales, it’d depend a lot on wether the person pirating the game can comfortably afford the $20 + tax.

ALSO there is a rule against talking abt piracy so i’ll shut up

[dusk fiber]

Yalllllllllllll

[lunar kiln]

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/s/2OQwpkspuO

Yeah that was my thoughts as well

[broken crater]

19,999...

[fallen obsidian]

hoping cm punk or john cena win the elimination chamber tonight 🤞

[lunar kiln]

Uhh, is it brotherhood specific? I only watched the original

Oh wait

I forgot about the movie

[fiery grotto]

(I think it is brotherhood specific, Idk Id have to go to my brothers room to find to the books to see. Technically the joke itself isnt even fully accurate and can probably be said about any show containing someone beating god, this was just my first thought even though it doesnt have that exactly happening)

[lunar kiln]

Yeah it might, I don't remember anything about killing god, only about the world being inperfect and the the magic power being drawn from the other parallel world in form of dead people's soul

[vital moat]

He would be ass

Being honest

[lunar kiln]

Spoiler dont work like reddit markdown

[fiery grotto]

Idk how to spoiler this without spoiling it because if we just spoil the full thing no one knows if they should look at the spoiler or not

[lunar kiln]

It can also said about shows/stories not necessarily containing fights against god

[fiery grotto]

Fair

I think the reason full metal alchemist came to mind was because it specifically has a part about ||gender = god|| or something

[lunar kiln]

Like Nier Automata(dont think that counts tbh, you fights gods in drakengard, but niers a spinoff)

[lunar kiln]

I dont remember that part

Also how did you get spoiler box? \ for escape characters

[fiery grotto]

you use 2 of these lines on both sides |

[lunar kiln]

Oh thank you

[fiery grotto]

Then yeah probably the brotherhood series then. Im not the most knowledgeable in this stuff and compared to my brother Im still in the beginning, but reading manga is fun

[hot quest]

i wouldve said something about dragonball z

[hushed cosmos]

#🎙・server-chat message @worn mist i used to make florr videos, u might recognize me from there :P

[worn mist]

oh shit

you do

mbmb

[loud blade]

I had bumper sticker idea, whipped it up in Photoshop, and had a few printed.

[hushed cosmos]

Np lol

[hushed cosmos]

@shell flint can i copy ur discord status? :P

[shell flint]

yeah sure

[hushed cosmos]

alr ty

[shell flint]

np

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

What's your favorite kind of yellow?

[thorny mango]

Lemonade yellow

[mortal hound]

havent watched this dude in forever but im immensely intrigued and confused by this thumbnail so imma check the vid out

[oak citrus]

I didn't lol. I just saw it in my feed, let me know

[mortal hound]

it was about a theatre ceiling caving in during a showing of the new captain america but the viewings on that movie are so low that nobody was in the theatre to be hurt by the collapse lmao

[oak citrus]

Amazing twist

Lmao

[unkempt mortar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DGbvi1xMtKx/?igsh=Nzl0YTh0N2ViNWpx

[dusty lynx]

you think I should @ local thunk for the fonni?

hes right here

I mean its not my first time harassing game developers with benine, dumb conversations

[dusty lynx]

should I @ him in front of hundreds of thousands of people who will remember me as that one person that kinda got it coming?

I mean whats the worse that can happen

[fiery grotto]

I wouldnt do it

[dusty lynx]

so I should do it?

[fiery grotto]

I remember last time I poked the bull... I got the horn, and then some

[dusty lynx]

wadda mean?

[fiery grotto]

I annoyed vonnegut and got banned

[dusty lynx]

I mean how can it be @jade warren to @ a person whos a millionaire busy dealing with things bigger then some random person on the internet

[dusty lynx]

Well I harass Frankie from 'Look outside' server and he uh...acknowledges my existance

[fiery grotto]

Why are you like this 😭

[dusty lynx]

(mostly ignores me (._. ) )

[rugged anvil]

Uh oh what did you do

[dusty lynx]

because its my personality

[fiery grotto]

Why do you seek attention so

when I will forget in like 2 days

[dusty lynx]

whoops I @ the wrong person, I thought he put that video there

[jade warren]

Not to be presumptuous

[dusty lynx]

no seriously, I made a mistake

damnit me

[jade warren]

but it's probably because attention seekers are so deficit in other areas of their life that they are physically incapable of getting attention for doing positive, constructive things

and as such must crave the spotlight on the internet, no matter how vain it may be

[dusty lynx]

...

😭

[fiery grotto]

Wise words have never been spoken by an

[rugged anvil]

Damn

[dusty lynx]

I was just joking around!

[jade warren]

I'm all for jokes, just don't ping local

[dusty lynx]

Now I feel inadequet and realize I have more to live for

[jade warren]

that's a line in the sand

[dusty lynx]

this is your fault for making me want to be a better person!

i'm going to the gym

and getting back into map making for my tabletop games

[fiery grotto]

Anyways while you are here egg how was your day

[jade warren]

Map making is fun

[dusty lynx]

and helping my family out with chores

[jade warren]

I used to do it back when I ran a specific TTRPG

[dusty lynx]

oh wanna see some of my maps?

[jade warren]

A day of all time

[fiery grotto]

Oh right that reminds me I need to shower

[jade warren]

Please tell me you shower on a regular basis

[fiery grotto]

Fair enough Ig

[fiery grotto]

Daily besides Fridays and like 50/50 chance I take 1 other off day of the week

[dusty lynx]

But honestly yeah, that is my fault @ you. I thought you were the one who posted the video here and was okay to @ because you were here already

[jade warren]

Probably not, mainly because I think maps are pretty hard to understand without context

[jade warren]

Oh, don't worry about it, I'm not mad

(why would I be)

I literally tell people to ping me for anything

[fair lichen]

for sale?

[jade warren]

just don't go overboard

[fiery grotto]

Yeah thankfully you picked like the person who is chill with being pinged

[dusty lynx]

oh its just a normal two story high end middle class house from the 90's thats er...teleported to the south arctic...because of dimension hopping shenanigans....in a game world that is a mild fantasy 1940's world

its complicated, but you can play a fairy with a shotgun

[jade warren]

If you picked vonnegut you'd probably be shot on the spot

[jade warren]

Classic TTRPG

[fiery grotto]

Man imagine getting banned by Vonnegut, couldnt be me

[dusty lynx]

I don't think classic ttrpg's have adventurers find ruins that turns out to be from other dimensions and have them witness the internet for the first time

[jade warren]

No, that's quite normal for TTRPGs nowadays, innit?

[fiery grotto]

(Tbf he did give me a warning not to do something and I instantly did it, so it was a deserved ban)

[jade warren]

The stock fantasy world has become a cliche among cliches

[dusty lynx]

damn, I gotta stop looking at vanilla dnd

[jade warren]

I mean, my favorite TTRPG to come out recently is literally just YGO

Card games are real and all disputes are settled through a children's card game

[dusty lynx]

I been trying to avoid stock fantasy that I made sure the players are just...guys who are good at their job

[jade warren]

and combat is literally just playing a card game

[dusty lynx]

not the chosen one, just people hired to do a job

[loud blade]

No! I don't want to infringe upon the IP. Also, this was just a dumb idea I wanted to make happen with just the intent of giving some to friends IRL.

If Playstack or LocalThunk want to take the design and market it, I'd hand them the files in a heartbeat! It'd be fun to see some more Balatro merch out and about. I'd die for the soundtrack to be pressed on vinyl

[dusty lynx]

and this job is being reaserchers, as well as explorers

who are 'technically' supposed to not get into fights with whatever the hell is inside those ruins...technically

[fallen obsidian]

Logan Paul did NOT just write OVO on his elimination chamber pod

[fiery grotto]

I love stories that create a whole new concept into literature

[fair lichen]

fair, i've seen balatro stuff for sale so i assumed it was allowed but perhaps that's a bad assumption to make

or its by request

[jade warren]

It's usually by request without them actually getting permission

[dusty lynx]

can I show my maps here anyways or nah?

its just a battle map

[jade warren]

Sure, why not

[fiery grotto]

It is off topic after all

[fair lichen]

my ICYMI is like, 50% this server

so i get to randomly scroll balatro fanart

it feels more productive than scrolling instagram reels 🤷

[dusty lynx]

...man I gotta do lighting

[jade warren]

These are cool

makes for a bit of a difficult scuffle

there's basically no cover aside from going to another room

[fiery grotto]

Almost feels like a spot the difference

[jade warren]

everything is close quarters

[dusty lynx]

Well a lot of these maps are not made for fighting

some are just, well for exploring and roleplay

[jade warren]

Are these ones not, though?

[dusty lynx]

Also fun fact, most walls are made from a thing called 'rocksheet', so you can litterally shoot through the walls to get to someone from the other side

[dusty lynx]

well at first and then I got bored and introduced enemies

[jade warren]

(assuming you know where to shoot)

[dusty lynx]

yep

[fiery grotto]

Just wait for someone to hit a metal wall and it magically bounces back

[dusty lynx]

Oh and its still mild fantasy so theres sword and sorcery still

and I made sure combat didn't suck by adding things like 'weapon alternative attacks' and 'wound mechanics'

[dusty lynx]

yeah that is about right

I also introduced what I like to call...

the invincible baby

where you introduce a cute but powerful creature the players take care of that can be a wild card

[fiery grotto]

Peak humor

[fiery grotto]

I want to see a story based off of a baby animal thats really cute but has god like abilities and causes absolute chaos now

Actually Ig thats just monsters ink

[dusty lynx]

Its a small, sentient baby like (but smart) creature. with a soft, squishy body and a hard head that says 'pu' alot...I had to say 'PU!' because im the dm.

but its also very strong, cant be hurt, and may or may not have teleporting powers. Oh and anything that goes into it's eyesockets will not come out, like a portable orb of annahilation.

[fiery grotto]

How cuteee

[dusty lynx]

Most players at first were wary of it, except one who immediately picked it up and cared for it like her baby. But soon grew attached to this thing and wanted to protect it.

they called the species 'void sprite' but everyone calls it 'Jojo'

[fiery grotto]

That would be me

Id go and hug it

[dusty lynx]

fair enough

[fiery grotto]

Anyways I need to shower

[dusty lynx]

So they usually leave it at base to do whatever, sometimes be helpful in reaserch but most of the time let it be itself while causing minor chaos

it

-found one of the players chainsaws and started it up, playing with it until the owner shut it down with magic

-Was given a hammer to play with, was soo excited it ran into the lake and sank to the bottom, where minutes later a giant ice glacier was destroyed at a distance. Then Jojo came back with the hammer covered in water

-Was watching some research go down until a crystal was about to blow up. One of the players gave Jojo the crystal to eat it, as smoke came pouring out of its eyes as it stumbled outside. Until it shot a black laser beams out of its eyes and passed out. The motherly player was furious and used magic on the player who gave it the crystal to twist his balls around.

-Was soo excited to see new people at base that it began running out to see them. One player tried to stop it but Jojo ended up just dragging that person behind them the whole time while it was running.

[lone gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lets-talk-questions-animal-pet-gif-8333765139387877698

anyone?

[dusty lynx]

what is your opinion on world events

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What's a peak character design you love or made ? The perfect sense of fashion.

[dusty lynx]

I cant art to save my life, but my peak of fashion is a lot of gear

you can never be too prepared

[pearl flume]

Hoe does a bunch of gears help you be prepared ?

[dusty lynx]

I mean equipment

[prime mantle]

gotta be my boy Rhaast

love the scythe guitar

planning to learn how to sew and make props so i can make his outfit 🔥

[fiery grotto]

Since I just finished watching the anime mine is unknown from Undead Unluck

[gray harness]

swabbie costs 20 brains and i played it on turn 3

[errant pier]

https://tenor.com/view/baffling-gif-24471655

[tawny helm]

localthunk is online lol

[shell flint]

holy shit

[oak citrus]

[frosty crane]

what do you guys think of stone temple pilots (the band)

[oak citrus]

they pilot a stone temple, and rock out loud

[dry temple]

18-volt from warioware

[lost belfry]

I bought Rainbow Six

[dusty lynx]

should we @ him?

[oak citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yamazaki-lol-gif-25678937

https://tenor.com/view/ryuji-yamazaki-krizalid-fur-coat-reveals-nests-gif-20694449

[shell flint]

changes the booster packs into the ? blocks from mario

[turbid vault]

KOF MENTIONED⁉️

[oak citrus]

Ye, KoF has the flyest styles in fighting games

[turbid vault]

this is true

[leaden quartz]

somehow i made good breakcore music in 11/4

[true jackal]

balatro

[true jackal]

amen break 👍

[shell flint]

funni mario flowers xd

[junior arch]

sound warning <3

[feral gorge]

I'm just a goon just a simple goooon, I'm in moo town moo moo moo moo

[dusty lynx]

I return nerdles

picks up @fiery grotto and walks away with em

this is mine now

[leaden quartz]

synthetttt

[glad furnace]

yo guys any tech enthusiast here
i was doubtful between choosing amd or nvidia gpu
mainly gamedev, cs, gaming

[fallen obsidian]

||JOHN CENA HEEL TURNED|| LAST NIGHT AT ELIMINATION CHAMBER

[unborn dock]

||''How about a heel turn?''||

[vast flume]

ppl still play pvz heroes? 😭

[gray harness]

yes and you should too

[vast flume]

i do

i did*

[gray harness]

great now the kraken is fucking dead

[potent bronze]

This game in the big 25 💔

[edgy salmon]

Shut up plants vs zombies rocks #gamefranchiseofthecentury

[bronze sorrel]

what is your budget?

[glad furnace]

im picking between 4070 super and can max go to 7900xt

7900xt is 70 dollars more expensive here

[bronze sorrel]

7900xt is slightly more powerful, but not by a meaningful amount

[glad furnace]

ohh everyone was saying its way more powerful

I think the feature suite of nvidia would be more beneficial as I will be doing my cs bachelors in 2 years time

[next haven]

Nvidia might be very expensive but their software and what they can accomplish is way more useful than other tech companies

AMD and Intel are lagging behind.

[pearl flume]

As a child a day feels like it's enough to do any task.
A week is enough to make anything happen.
A month was an amount of time nothing could ever require.
A year was something infinitely large that could never be truly filled.

Now, a day doesn't seem enough to finish work.
A week might be enough to get through everything that needed to be done.
A month flies by before you even realized how much you've missed.
And years come and go without any flare, because it's been drowned by all your obligations. So much so that it doesn't even matter what year it is, it's just a day after another day.

[narrow briar]

Oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/edwin-david-fnaf-mimicry-jackies-box-gif-7299822608192110378

https://tenor.com/view/david-edwin-fnaf-jackies-box-i-want-another-gif-4822299490957984370

[narrow briar]

This is due to a mental mindset though lmao

As a child you’re more optimistic and typically happy and do more Indivual tasks everyday

When u grow older u tend to follow a more same schedule which wears down your brain and makes the days pass faster in your head cause you’re just doing the same things

[pearl flume]

There just seems like so much to do

[narrow briar]

Well yeah as ur older there’s more responsibilities

As a kid u have an extremely vast amount of free time

[gray harness]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[oak citrus]

any fate fans!!!

[lost salmon]

Why is this a bad move? xd

[still arrow]

Forces your king to move after a double trade

[gilded ore]

Posted jack/fighter of hearts a week ago or so

Now I'm redesigning another oc to be jack of spades

Ditched the "Must be armor/military of X country inspired" because she's based on the squid game colors LMAO

[prime mantle]

losing my shit at the NLC finals with the velja cardboard cutout

[gray drift]

Me and the boys deciding your fate
(You will be forced to watch all of the talk tuah podcast)

[prime mantle]

i'd rather drag my jimbo across 100 grit sandpaper

[gray drift]

Understandable
I would do the same

[prime mantle]

post game interviews were fantastic

holy these games are nuts

[unkempt mortar]

best thing ever

[crimson forge]

if they take your bishop with their bishop you have to retake with the rook and then you lose the pawn

[lost salmon]

don't they take with rook and i take his?

[crimson forge]

No because your rook is not there to defend anymore since you had to retake the bishop

[lost salmon]

I take with king

[crimson forge]

Your king is too far

[lost salmon]

I see

Seem like my rival is worse than me lol

[prime mantle]

to be fair i get their reasoning
move there so you can snipe the pawn when it promotes
except they lose the bishop if they do that xdd

[lost salmon]

Average 400 elo chess

[prime mantle]

i have like never played chess seriously

all i know is watching hikaru, the dumb streamer tournament and gotham screaming THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOK

[slate oar]

Stockfish like a college prof grading a toddlers essay

Red pen fucking everywhere

[lost salmon]

that's me

[shell flint]

@everyone what pitch do i put so that it matches the speed of the music in the raw audio files of balatro?

[wintry quarry]

why are you pinging everyone?

[shell flint]

I NEED TO KNOW

[wintry quarry]

I don't know what the original pitch of your audio is anyway

[fiery grotto]

Thank goodness it doesnt actually work

[dusty lynx]

hello nerds

it is I

[oak citrus]

a guy

[agile owl]

Remember when Jack black helped Optimus take down the fallen? I did.

[unkempt brook]

I am just joining discord because i need to discuss about the Balatro clown smile and well what if I say it's similar to the infamous John Wayne Gacy's clown smile I have a comparison pictures to show you the similarities here https://i.imgur.com/Kp7GZu4.jpeg and I need your guys opinion on it.

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[fiery grotto]

15:01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNleJVEp5jk

and 15:59

[fiery grotto]

36:25 OMG WHY IS HE SO REAL THOUGH

44:21 stop please I cant stop laughing

[ivory flame]

holy shit

[pearl flume]

Please choose a fictional or mythological animal before clicking the black bar.

||A portal opens up and a population of them have arrived on our earth. What do you do and how does this impact the world ?||

[tough pawn]

Turtle Duck (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

||AW YISSSS BABY TURTLE DUCKS ARE REAL AAAAAA <33333333||

[prime mantle]

Worm Gods from Destiny

||we are SO fucked||

[fiery grotto]

DANG IT THAT WAS GONNA BE MINE

[prime mantle]

Fictional or mythological bruh

😭

bro said giraffe

[ivory flame]

wait I can't read LMAO

I'm tired

[prime mantle]

though honeslty

[ivory flame]

they feel fictional you feel me

[fiery grotto]

I mean there is one sotry where they treat giraffes as other wordly species

[prime mantle]

Horse with a horn (rhinoceros but horse)
horse with long legs and an extremely long leg and 2 little stumpy horns

one of them feels more real

[fiery grotto]

I forgor what its from though

[prime mantle]

there's also that one time swahili envoys brought a giraffe to the chinese emperor

[fiery grotto]

I cant think of one

[fiery grotto]

Actually Ig Im allowed to say Bond from Spy X Family (hes a future seeing dog and my favorite chacter)

||The total safety of everyone will increase and everyone will feel happier until 1 mothaflipper desideds to use my boy for evil and succeeds ||

[prime mantle]

||at least it's safer than the fucking worm gods||

[fiery grotto]

Debateably /j

[prime mantle]

||aww he's adorable||

||WRONG! WE'RE BURNING THIS MF TO THE GROUND||

[fiery grotto]

How cuteeee :3

[prime mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-hive-hove-worms-hove-gods-worm-gods-gif-9077058741576017149

they can be miles long

can grant world ending powers

they're also very very very racist

and in classic destiny fashion
we turned one into a gun

well, it turned itself into a gun

but we also turned another one into a gun

it's a grenade launcher

that fires a worm

it's fantastic

[fiery grotto]

10/10 most american thing Ive heard today

[prime mantle]

no like legit
destiny is crazy cause we turn bosses into guns on the regular

[fiery grotto]

Actually I take that back

[prime mantle]

this guy
a giant knight

can drop an item that lets you make an auto rifle that makes enemies explode

we have a fucked up space wish dragon
it's bones got turned into a flamethrower that shoots exploding flames

destiny has some of the coolest lore and designs
but the gameplay sucks xdd

[unkempt brook]

Yeah, I tried to say the same thing to reddit but no response , I need someone's opinion if the smile of the balatro jester is similar to John wayne Gacys clown smile make up and see if its a coincidence

[prime mantle]

i think it's meant to just be the red makeup you usually see on clowns since it doesn't go up to the nose

[ivory flame]

No yeah I absolutely agree it's very similar

I wouldn't be surprised if it was like used as a reference by accident at one point?

I honestly just suspect people don't know who John Wayne Gacy is

[fiery grotto]

Yeeeeep

[ivory flame]

The way the lips curl in particular is kinda like that killer clown motif, at the bare minimum

[unkempt brook]

Believe me most people know who john wayne gacey is, still i showed this example to reddit but no response and no upvotes, why is that?

[ivory flame]

Well, probably because reddit sucks and your post got ignored in the new category and washed by random screenshot posts, if I had to guess

[unkempt brook]

probably but at least her anyone recognize it.

[ivory flame]

Yeah

[oak citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-dog-snout-gif-22849362

[frosty crane]

Went to a record store that reopened and relocated and picked up this

[modern heart]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[clever jacinth]

i turned myself into a greeting morty! i'm yoriiiiiiick

[prime mantle]

idk how to tell you this

but you're chicot

and like that's fine

no judging here

[hushed cosmos]

She yorick on my jonkler till i perkeo

[prime mantle]

just figured you should know

[clever jacinth]

i disabled the boss blind morty. i'm chicot rick

just doesn't hit the same

[prime mantle]

500 chicots

[civic remnant]

I love playing the entire frickin deck as a hand in vanilla balatro

[frail mauve]

Rate the deck

[shell flint]

nvm i figured it out

nvm it doesnt work

[oak citrus]

https://bsky.app/profile/deadmemescrolls.bsky.social/post/3ljh34cxxl22k

Meme Monger (@deadmemescrolls.bsky.social)

Why does eggman have a 1080p hoagie?

Bluesky · Mar 3, 2025, 4:05 AM

[obsidian silo]

Wait did bro watch the video

[prime mantle]

maybe let's not post nsfl, even if it's bait and switch

[obsidian silo]

☹️

[oak citrus]

That's my feeling. I thought it was hate spam

[obsidian silo]

Wasn’t

[jade warren]

Did someone else already deal with the spammer
Aw

[jade warren]

What is this, Barbarian Tribal?

The minute your opponent has two different air cards, what're you gonna do about it

[oak citrus]

I thought that last video posted was actually live death, not a bait and switch. Sorry for ping

[jade warren]

Ah, that's what happened

It's fine, no action taken against anyone, no worries

Just don't do it again

Aside from that though

Deck seems solid

Barbs are a good counter to most pushes, E. Barbs deal with splashers

And Barb Hut is obviously the greatest wincon in the game

[shell flint]

guys help me out here

[real kayak]

Yooo the greatest estate developer got irs S2 finale

[tough pawn]

found one of the funny balatro people in the wild, had to take a double take and go "haven't i seen that guy in the balatro discord"

[fiery grotto]

What an idiot that guy is- oh wait

[zenith heron]

how many hundreds of dollars have you spent

[keen galleon]

Happy

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what do you demand more on this server?

[oak citrus]

Clowns and/or jester posting

[dusty lynx]

fair enough

[sour pilot]

more memes in off topic

[vale cliff]

What even is this page?

[pearl flume]

I may never fully understand religious faith.

[lime scarab]

bro ROBLOX made a copy of balatro 😭

[vale cliff]

True for most of us tbh

[sour oasis]

im glad i live in a time where theres balatro

[wintry quarry]

what video was this even of? fsg or something?

[hasty light]

Someone who's just discovered Roblox:

[storm slate]

Its ok, its not for everyone
Its only for the Sincere, Smart and Sexy
sux to be u

[vale cliff]

😱

Mean

[sour oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-3-payday-payday-dallas-black-ops-3-call-of-duty-gif-4332433018680829086

theres a crane fly in my room ...

[pearl flume]

What is it called when the game freezes but you can still walk around ? the players are still there but nothing's interactable.

[vivid bronze]

A softlock?

[sturdy mist]

had a dream about balatro the other day where i was the jack of spades it was bonkers

[fiery grotto]

15 swcond tas full netherite

[hushed cosmos]

Jokers made the rough concept of the game but making a diamond shine pass by refining it

Something’s wrong somewhere in that sentence no matter what you’re trying to say lmao