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west oracle
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were you hoping for it to be nsfw or sumn..

west oracle
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is that
k...k....kel...

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in your

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profile

upbeat ginkgo
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Groovy

white thistle
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cool air

west oracle
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zyess... cool air..

fiery grotto
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Thats pretty cool

undone lion
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Funny

gleaming basalt
wind dock
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ANTE 7 HERE I COME...

tired oracle
wind dock
tired oracle
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Balala 2

swift gate
elfin ether
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I associate goner with nsfw more than devart

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😭🙏

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Gooner*

west oracle
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fair point Skull ill take that

frail fog
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one more or go sleep

brittle talon
elfin ether
west oracle
wheat coral
velvet ingot
fiery grotto
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Wordle moments

left fox
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uwu owo :з :ь :з

tacit atlas
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im reading beowulf in english and have not searched a thing about it on my computer, i think my computer is listening to me

lyric iron
shell flint
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im gonna summon an obscure fandom with this screenshot Troll

little gyro
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Failed

dim drum
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There's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it

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So the annual problem with our generation is finding a good way to spend it

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Like maybe

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Building a rocket

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Fighting a mummy

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Or climbing the ifell Tower

dim drum
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Discovering something that doesn't exist

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I can't remember what's next 😭

fiery grotto
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Or giving a monkey a shower

dim drum
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I have crap memory

shell flint
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still have 1 tarot card to discover catBoing

grand torrent
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Hey do y’all know how to transfer a save from one iPhone to another? I’m on the same account

grand torrent
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Thanks

dim drum
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You could try plugging in into each other ig

hushed smelt
slow wraith
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Is there any code difference in the android balatro

agile owl
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Attention: look at him

shell flint
delicate tartan
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these are the only songs to have ever made me cry

quartz bronze
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guys am i winning?

fiery grotto
coarse agate
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Water

oak citrus
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Wow

fiery grotto
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Wow

wispy grotto
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Wow

gray harness
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Wow

potent torrent
wheat coral
oak citrus
weak cosmos
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It’s a sign. (Balatro Fortnite)

jade hatch
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found the roundest guava ever

oak citrus
gilded ore
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I feel self conscious over posting this on art because it's a commission and also not clownposting so

Jack of hearts swap

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He's a living armor oc, think Alphonse Elric

oak citrus
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That rules, good work

gilded ore
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My friend Taboada_prince (Ig) drew it, so yeah

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I just like the idea of the breathing holes for armor thingamabob being the suit symbols...

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Will see if maybe I can. Come up with a vs way to have there be an armor of clubs/diamonds/spades later

oak citrus
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Could defo work in different helmet/armor styles to make the suit motif work. For real

gilded ore
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Supposedly Spanish inspired armor soooo

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I'll just use the countries with similar colors in their flags as the suits

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Italian or Portugal for clubs, German for spades or diamonds, I'll see what to do with spades since purplish black is kind of hard to find unless I just extend it to black all around

modern heart
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Wtf smug posting not clown?????

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Jokes aside they look pretty good

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Living armor is such a cool trope

gilded ore
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Clown is just popular and wins the fucking votes of which oc to pay for next

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Too many times

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It's unfair

modern heart
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Smh

gilded ore
modern heart
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We need more justice for the non clowns

gilded ore
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All the art said friend did for me in the last few days

modern heart
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Sick

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I need to find some artist friends who can give me quick turnarounds lol

dense salmon
oak citrus
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Funger mentioned!

gilded ore
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Anti ban crop!

shadow estuary
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any fate fans!!!

modern heart
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uh oh!

gray harness
oak citrus
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I hope we get more fate fans around here, just for their sake. A nobel dedication to an ignoble goal

brittle talon
glossy fulcrum
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i do that sometimes

gray harness
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same

gray harness
prisma bear
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same

oak citrus
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same

pearl flume
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Please choose an opponent, additional detail will be granted.

fiery grotto
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Chat Im cooked no matter what I pick

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I pick top middle cause he looks like a chill guy

oak citrus
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Middle left, would love to see a smiling face as my skull is caved in

pearl flume
pearl flume
fiery grotto
dusty lynx
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I just looked up the balatro trailers

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the unhinged energy they have, the game knows how powerful it is

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so uh...hows life nerds?

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dumb question time

what do you guys think of people who take pictures of their food?

stone gust
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is it good food?

oak citrus
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I like looking at pictures of food, but seeing people take photos of food peeves me off

stone gust
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but how else will we get the photos of said food?

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:(

oak citrus
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For real

pearl flume
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Hate the process, loves the result

oak citrus
oak citrus
glossy fulcrum
dusty lynx
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you're infected with the balatro virus!

glossy fulcrum
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balatro

dusty lynx
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that dang jimbussy got you

oak citrus
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balatro

dusty lynx
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no

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no!

oak citrus
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I have no idea what you're talking about

dusty lynx
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NO!

dusty lynx
glossy fulcrum
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meow

oak citrus
pearl flume
# glossy fulcrum top left cuz hes hot

A mob boss in possession of a time slowing/ speeding device, allowing him to slow his surroundings or double his own speed. Combined with the hardest swinging arms this side of the country and a mob army at his beck and call.

glossy fulcrum
oak citrus
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Just sittin in me liege's field

glossy fulcrum
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but i stand by the fact that hes hot

pearl flume
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He's Meursault from Limbus Company

dusty lynx
glossy fulcrum
dusty lynx
pearl flume
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There's alot of him in other costumes and he always makes that same face

glossy fulcrum
pearl flume
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If you wanna see them just search Limbus Company Meursault iD and go on the Wiki.GG page

dusty lynx
glossy fulcrum
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true

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my platonic bf chose it

vale cliff
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Themself

pearl flume
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My oc

dusty lynx
dusty lynx
glossy fulcrum
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no

pearl flume
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A fairy witch and people really like to make fan art of me, I have like 40 fan art drawings of my character

vale cliff
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Adding to that, what does M.O.A stand for btw?

pearl flume
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Alot of things

dusty lynx
# pearl flume

and why is one of the pictures have the light making one act unwise?

pearl flume
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Moon of Arcadia, Maker of Anything, ect

dusty lynx
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(the bottom left one)

vale cliff
dusty lynx
pearl flume
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My friends like to draw my oc

oak citrus
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That rules

pearl flume
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You can't say the H word

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Interesting

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But can you say bastard ?

dusty lynx
pearl flume
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Yes, yes you can

glossy fulcrum
dusty lynx
vale cliff
pearl flume
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The appendage upon the head of a rhino.

dusty lynx
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HORNY!

pearl flume
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How the fuck

dusty lynx
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:3

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I have my ways...

(I have no idea how I done it)

glossy fulcrum
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nya

dusty lynx
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I also have a friend who made art for my game

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and he also, is one of the many talented artists where you will be arrested if you show it around a public place

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but heres some he made

dusty lynx
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here ya go, yes I did ask him to make em like that

oak citrus
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Hot

dusty lynx
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seems fair since @pearl flume has a pfp with the bababongas in the headlights

glossy fulcrum
dusty lynx
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Alot of things

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But im gonna get him to make some chubby ones

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and inflict this pain onto the players

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theres uh...lore reasons for it with dimension hopping and uh...time shenanigans

glossy fulcrum
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mrrp

oak citrus
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Time hopping makes you thicc

glossy fulcrum
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hey that reminds me of a certain anime

dusty lynx
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Im sure the creator of the second most powerful being, Jimbo. Would be fine with some light sultry stuff that is teetering on the edge of me being dropped kicked

dusty lynx
oak citrus
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Pause

dusty lynx
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...what the hell is wrong with this server

glossy fulcrum
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i havent measured

dusty lynx
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discord brings out the most insane of us

oak citrus
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So true

glossy fulcrum
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i think they’re pretty normal for my weight

dusty lynx
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for things we would never say ever irl

glossy fulcrum
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if this was irl you’d be able to see them

oak citrus
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I'm so silly willy with it, homies

glossy fulcrum
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im so kitty with it

oak citrus
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Hell yeah

glossy fulcrum
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:3

dusty lynx
glossy fulcrum
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~<

oak citrus
dusty lynx
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to hundreads of thousands of strangers in this server

glossy fulcrum
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yea

dusty lynx
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and probably wont have lasting consequences

dusty lynx
gleaming basalt
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Which of the last three challenges is the easiest

dusty lynx
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never got to them yet

oak citrus
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Probably one of them

gleaming basalt
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Oh this is not the discussion channel

sour pilot
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so cool

dusty lynx
oak citrus
shell flint
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clear sans my beloved

glossy fulcrum
prime mantle
dry wadi
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Basically I got the cryptid mod to generate a number so large it couldnt handle it even though it can get up to like 1.85e8e5 and beyond

vast turtle
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found a jimbo in xiv

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if only +4 mult to dps

dusty lynx
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You think local thunk ever comes here to socalise/terrorise us?

zenith heron
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nope

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did 3 months ago

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too busy being rich now

dusty lynx
dusty lynx
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dumb question.

If Balatro was a religion. What would it involve?

fickle moon
dusty lynx
normal quartz
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KOKOMO IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN

shell flint
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hey uh
does anyone here know an easy way on how to change the music in balatro?

dense salmon
dusty lynx
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I too, enjoy cat with lightbulb

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join us

past parrot
stone gust
modern heart
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I need to finish oneshot

dusty lynx
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Neko is waiting

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how can you leave your child alone!

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GET BACK IN THERE AND HELP THE CHILD!!!

modern heart
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Hell nah

dusty lynx
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YOU MONSTER!

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get back in the game or I will stab you!!!

dusty lynx
turbid spade
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I CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE I LOST THIS Arun

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GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

tired pawn
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verdant_leaf All cards are unbuffed until you sell one joker

frail skiff
sour pilot
orchid pelican
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i want hear opinions

wind kayak
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Nahhhh

orchid pelican
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pokemon legends arceus is the biggest disappointment I have ever had with pokemon

wind kayak
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The rest I’m good with, but like legends with US/UM, you’re out of your mind

orchid pelican
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and ultra moon sun are a scam for me

wind kayak
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Very much

frail skiff
orchid pelican
wind kayak
stone gust
pearl flume
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DREAM BBQ RELEASE DATE IS OUT DREAM BBQ RELEASE DATE US OUT DREAM BBQ RELEASE DATE IS OUT

stone gust
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i would've put platinum / diamond / pearl a lil higher cause i absolutely loved that little underground minigame thing it had

vivid bronze
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I could do a list, but my opinions don't (likely) align with the majority and I really don't want to get into an argument with that kind of people

upbeat ginkgo
glacial thicket
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Arceus has been a gods gift to this world

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How dare you hate on something so beautiful

jagged crag
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Or not in the tier list for a reason?

orchid pelican
jagged crag
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ahhh ok

orchid pelican
jagged crag
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I was about to say this would be the only one in the above godtier category

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I fw mystery dungeon

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Is some edition of this avaiable on switch?

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There is

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I must go

vivid bronze
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-# spotted a very reasonable couple of users somewhere above

stone gust
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🤝

vivid bronze
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🤝

odd oxide
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Holy shit flower of the soul is fire?!

glad furnace
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no doubt

zenith heron
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thats 30 million dollars

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even if steam and playstack take half its still 15 million

stone gust
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there's also taxes, plus the money spent on marketing, and the console edition

zenith heron
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but did he even market it that much

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and why would the console edition cost more money than steam does

stone gust
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isn't it only a dollar more

zenith heron
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steam takes a percentage

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i think its like 25 or 30 percent

stone gust
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???

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you didn't even answer my question lol

zenith heron
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i did

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you said its a dollar more

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i said its a percentage which means i dont know

stone gust
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you said why would it cost more on console and i said it was only a dollar more

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i don't think people are buying balatro through steam on their consoles

zenith heron
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playstation takes 30%

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microsoft takes 30%

stone gust
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i'm just gonna go

zenith heron
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steam is 30%

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so its not a dollar more

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its the same

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byeee

edgy salmon
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MY TUMTUM HURT

prime mantle
stone gust
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that's really weird

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it's the opposite here, $18.99 cdn on steam and $19.99 cdn on xbox

vivid bronze
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Look Ryse Son of Rome, 10€ on Steam (iirc) and a grand total of 42€ on Xbox

prime mantle
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which also screws over devs but we don't talk about that

vivid bronze
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Yeah, and it's not like Microsoft cares about their hardware I wonder who could have done something about it

prime mantle
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hardware isn't even that bad, it's perfectly fine for the average gamer

vivid bronze
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Indeed

prime mantle
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really wish corporations would realize that what gets bought is not This Wasn't Last Of Us, There's More Of Us Remake Re-release Remaster Retold
but shit like Jet Set Radio or fucking among us

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fun games that are pretty in their own way as opposed to Hyper Realistic Nutsack textures

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(rdr2 exempt cause it's a fun game with those textures)

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legit feels awful that the latest strongest gpu can't run shit like cyberpunk on highest settings without needing every 4 out of 5 frames to be completely fake

stone gust
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rare jet set radio mention, w

prime mantle
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but i forgot the name

vivid bronze
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Hi-Fi Rush

prime mantle
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yeeee

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it's so fucking pretty

vivid bronze
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That's the number one reason against better judgement why I've got an Xbox

prime mantle
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and it doesn't need a 5090tisupersucker 3000 with 5,000,000,000,000 ai cores to get smooth good gameplay

stone gust
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i can't really say much about the gamepass cause it helped me discover thief, and i still love it to this day

prime mantle
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it's an extremely good deal for hte consumers

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it's a fucking awful deal for devs

stone gust
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im guessing it has something to do with the flat rate that devs get for putting their games on the gamepass

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if that still exists

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i remember microsoft saying they'd pay a flat sum per download instead of like a percentage revenue split

vivid bronze
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There's a reason why Devolver flat out refuses to put their games on Gamepass

prime mantle
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releasing to gamepass immediatley is just bad

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if it was done like a year or two after, it would be a lot better

odd oxide
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hawk tuah reference

fathom frigate
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Im on that Mega bafoon pack

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Smoking that Mega Arcana

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this shit aint nothing to me man

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Huffing that Gross michel

crimson knot
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where can i find the frequent asked questions??

fiery grotto
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probably outdated if I had to guess

oak citrus
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You should call someone

gray harness
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new brotato update, featuring Builder

safe viper
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Where can I find a mod that disables animations?

fiery grotto
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Look for the Talisman mod iirc is the name

buoyant pine
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for modded cryptid i got this error anyone wonder why? its a different error then usual when the came crashes cause it has to think to much

shell flint
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retextured the planet cards :3

frigid otter
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Should I consume the red ginseng

wind kayak
stone gust
ember gulch
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Thank you for this wisdom eye of rah

prime mantle
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they have unique/custom, hybrid, otehr big cat, other bird
what hte hell is Other

dense gulch
civic flax
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MY FIRST E

dense vector
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Are shinies rare in Pokermon?

tardy pond
tame bone
frail skiff
oak citrus
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But generally yes, shinies do be rare

hardy shuttle
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ortalaB

worldly vessel
civic flax
civic flax
wheat coral
stone gust
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@zenith heron i don't mean to be that guy, but leaving a comment my steam profile despite not knowing me at all is kinda creepy you know

stiff igloo
zenith heron
stone gust
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i do now

tepid lintel
tepid lintel
# stone gust i do now

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(This is not actually sponsored by surfshark)

modern heart
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oh, i thought you were actually sponsored by surfshark

stone gust
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no, they're sponsored by nordvpn

modern heart
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😱

stone gust
oak citrus
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El cube

bronze pivot
thorny mango
bronze pivot
thorny mango
tepid lintel
tepid lintel
# thorny mango

This is the most disgusting sandwich, olives are an abomination, and I'm not sure if this man needs to be stopped or thanked, because now there are no more olives and that's a good thing

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There are 2 types of people in this world: people who like olives, and people who are right.

bronze pivot
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Chat

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This run got legs?

oak citrus
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It does not have pants, so no legs. But it is pretty decent based on how many kings you have and what hand you're leveling

lost crescent
tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Real

tepid lintel
# lost crescent

I got C+ and basically stopped. I saw my only chance of escape and took it

lost crescent
tepid lintel
lost crescent
tepid lintel
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But actual best jokers, in my experience and according to my stays is Groker and Squoker

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Egg joker is best joker

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just do SUAS 🙂

oak citrus
tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Nah its just a bug you dont know about

tepid lintel
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I had groker

fiery grotto
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Its my whole thing

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my life is bugs

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I breathe bugs fro breakfast

modern heart
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is SUAS the funny sans

livid condor
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yeah

fiery grotto
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Indeed

livid condor
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sans undertale ante skip i think

modern heart
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i wanna do unseeded SUAS

fiery grotto
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I did unseeded SUAS in the video

glossy fulcrum
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do you win valatro if you skip ante 8 or does it not count

fiery grotto
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(Actually by now because of speedrunners there are more videos)

fiery grotto
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it acts glitchy and sometimes wont do it, but most of the time yes

tepid lintel
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@fiery grotto I have a challenge for you. Do a purchaseless run

fiery grotto
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Easy

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as long as packs count

tepid lintel
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Packs are purchases

fiery grotto
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No like from tags

tepid lintel
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You can't buy anything.

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Tags are not purchases

modern heart
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yeah i think people have done purchaseless runs

fiery grotto
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Then yeah easy

tepid lintel
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You say it's easy, good luck

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Go do it.

fiery grotto
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I mean its easy if someone could run a search on Immolate for me

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Im to stupid to use it

tepid lintel
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No no random seed

fiery grotto
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Not easy then

modern heart
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it would just be a holding R simulator lol

tepid lintel
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Yeah it's rough

fiery grotto
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^

modern heart
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but its still possible

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not probable, but possible

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Not rlly, its just hold R on erratic till ucky seed, play secret hands and get it lvld up from meteor tags + glass cards win

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Even with glitches they dont rlly help much besides let me have more rounds

tepid lintel
modern heart
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do purchases for 0 count or are blocked?

tepid lintel
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It died, took the tag and got cav, only reason I survived

fiery grotto
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Alright challenge for you

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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beat the game in 1 round

modern heart
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Challenge for Eons:

Do C++(?)
idk if your nickname is still accurate lol

fiery grotto
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whos?

modern heart
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Eons

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whose nickname says Not doing C++

fiery grotto
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oh I see

tepid lintel
modern heart
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do rerolls count as purchases

tepid lintel
modern heart
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C++ was not that bad LMAO

tepid lintel
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Oh, flash card

modern heart
tepid lintel
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Rerolls are not purchases.

fiery grotto
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Me when I get bull on plasma and every tag is money

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But I mean I really wanna do a 1 round win but I need someone with immolate

modern heart
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how do you do round 1 win, SUAS after a mega arcana skip?

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
modern heart
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you would need four judgments i guess

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Mr Bones, Showman, Mr Bones, Merry Andy

fiery grotto
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Yeah

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actually you need 2 merry andys

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that or a drunkard

modern heart
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is that possible then?

fiery grotto
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or actually if you get the hook

modern heart
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yeah hook could do it i think

tepid lintel
fiery grotto
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Actually wait I forgot that abandoned deck exists

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so 1 merry andy

tepid lintel
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Proof it's doable

oak citrus
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Blessed is the abandoned deck run 🙏

fiery grotto
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Tbh even just drunkard on hoook

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or burglar on hook

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Actually you might be able to do it with just 2 mr bones on hook its 4 cards off nvm

modern heart
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on abanonded?

fiery grotto
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yeah

tepid lintel
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When you guys say beat the game on ante 1 what do you mean

fiery grotto
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We never said that

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we said beat it in 1 round

tepid lintel
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Is that each boss in 1 round?

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Like one shot everything?

fiery grotto
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No each blind is 1 round

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like you see in the bottom left the rounds?

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that can only go to 1

tepid lintel
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I don't remember how that tracks

fiery grotto
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Literally any blind you select it goes up

tepid lintel
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Okay so how do you do it in one round

modern heart
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SUAS

fiery grotto
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^^^

tepid lintel
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You say that like it explains somethings

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I'm sure it does, but I have been out of the game since I C+d it, and never used bugs or exploits

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What is SUAS

modern heart
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this is in 2 rounds, but its technically possible in 1

tepid lintel
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Oh

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Lmfao

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That's wild

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I wonder if there's something on the spreadsheet for that

fiery grotto
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I mean we can make it something

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Me and Mathisfun got the swash/egg record that was (60k) though we might have to improve that due to Dreammo strats

civic flax
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anyone know why i haven’t unlocked anti matter yet??? i’ve bought the blank voucher so many times. If im not wrong the requirement to unlock it is to buy it 10 times right?

hasty rose
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im gonna cry WHAT IS THIS SHOP 😭

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oops! all planets! lookin

glossy fulcrum
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it’d be perfect

hasty rose
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wait why

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rip to them ig 🫡

dry temple
dusty lynx
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dumb question time

whens the 'a guy' role going to be added?

gray harness
dusty lynx
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this server aint big enough for the both of us

gray harness
pearl flume
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Please answer the following prompt: Question requested by Ohgm~

They say everyone has their own personal hell but what about heaven ?

What would a heaven custom made and handcrafted to fit you be like ?

oak citrus
dusty lynx
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peace i believe

gray harness
tepid lintel
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Miss me with immortality. You don't even have to try to monkeys paw it. It's a curse

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Solitary confinement drives people insane after a few months.

What are you going to be like after millions of years of Solitary

fiery grotto
#

Also food is always heated to that perfect temperature and I can will it into thin air. My body cant become any less healthy than it is rifht now but if I grow healthier it can come back down to this

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And then I can also create any liquid from thin air

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I think thats it

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Or atleast as much as I wanna talk about

tepid lintel
tepid lintel
oak citrus
sonic moss
prime mantle
#

like yeah if you keep using up atoms then eventually it'll all be useless
but by then you'll probably figure out how to abuse the universe

lost crescent
#

question: is chicot good?

modern heart
#

depends on context

oak citrus
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Chicot is decent

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Isn't something that adds to your play, but you're happy to have him

modern heart
#

chicot is the GOAT

oak citrus
#

More like Chi-GOAT

glossy fulcrum
#

not really legendary level good tho

oak citrus
shell flint
#

hey uh what speed do i put it so that it sounds normal in the game? @everyone

acoustic breach
sleek zodiac
#

Need to touch grass. Played Balatro for like 12 hours today

frosty crane
strange lintel
#

💀

oak citrus
sonic flume
versed scaffold
hasty light
tardy cape
#

(and i love it)

violet walrus
shell flint
soft hound
shell osprey
#

new cybergrind PB

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going from a 59 to a 70 PB is crazy imo

mortal fulcrum
#

As a bisexual teen I'm stumped myself

nova flicker
unkempt mortar
#

anyone know diceomancer?

unkempt mortar
#

forgot what its called

tiny garden
#

is anyone else sick

dusty lynx
#

nope

vivid bronze
#

As it turns out...bananas are radioactive

#

Not in a harmful way, thankfully

tough pawn
#

chat how do we feel about ultrakill update today

night pelican
#

ultrakill update tomorrow

tough pawn
#

no literally today

#

ultrarevamp

plush sonnet
plush sonnet
violet breach
#

Hey yall, which deck would you all say is the best for finding legendary cards? I was thinking Magic Deck since you could potentially get the Crystal Ball upgrade early, but then there is Ghost Deck, but I don’t even know if Soul can appear in shops with Ghost

bronze ice
#

No better synergy than self synergy

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||I lost anyway but 100% worth||

tough pawn
tiny garden
bronze ice
atomic notch
#

idk man just a lil bais in my top songs

atomic notch
#

ngl the new balence changes where so needed

bronze ice
#

Any balance patch at all is already a godsend

#

It being not half bad is just a cherry on top

#

I literally waited years for this to come back to this game

oak citrus
#

The only patches I'm balancing is these 14 nicotine patches on my chest

odd oxide
#

one of the stats is censored cause i dont wanna get in trouble

#

anyway this seems to suggest that the

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furries are rich allegations are true

nova flicker
#

Marry a furry divorce and take all the money

#

Easy

#

How to get rich 101

prime mantle
#

alternatively
make furry comissions

#

why take a single burst of money when you can have an infinite money glitch

sour oasis
odd oxide
#

chat how cooked am i

tough hedge
#

Hello Balatro community

frail mauve
#

Interesting poker statistics:
If you had a deck of 52 random poker cards, and drew 5 of them, the best deck would be all aces(duh, even though 5 of a kind isn't a hand). Even if you maximized the deck for royal flush chance, it loses loses 99.81% of the time to all aces.
(Best being scored how many hands of cards it beats on average. Only poker hands exist, Ballaro hands such as 5 of a kind, flush 5 and flush house do not, and count as 4 of a kind and full house respectively.)
The worst deck, however, is surprisingly interesting. The default deck would be the worst possible deck. It has the lowest possible chance for a pair, three of a kind, full house, four of a kind or flush. It has the highest straight chance of any deck, but that doesn't matter when it sucks at everything else. I do not know it's relative chance of a straight or royal flush, but these hands are insignificant. It has average high card value, but that is less significant than pair chance. Any change to the rank or suit of ANY card makes this deck better.

Source: did all math in my head on a long walk except for royal flush math which I did on google.

However, later I discovered THERE IS A WORSE DECK. You can change the suits in a way that makes straight and royal flushes impossible. The easiest way to do this is make each number have only one suit, and alternate suits each number.

oak citrus
#

Neat

odd oxide
#

I think like the biggest outlier is like

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country being really underrepresented

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or maybe im just too americanbrained

modern heart
#

I haven't met any furries who really like country music

prime mantle
#

Soundtrack

#

ofc

#

shoutout OST Furries

odd oxide
#

used to be big into soundtracks but i havent listened to one in so long

#

i have diversified my tastes

modern heart
#

I listen to like every category on the list aside from country

tawdry spoke
#

will game price reduce in india

odd oxide
#

i tried to get into the past is still alive

#

by hurray to the riff raff

#

i listened to be beyonce album and liked some of the songs a lot but like its debatable whether its country to begin with

modern heart
#

I grew up with the only clear radio stations being country and the Spanish channel, and I don't speak Spanish lol

#

So I listened to so much country music I grew sick of it

prime mantle
#

watched arcane
police hit squad montage had a great song
now i listen to Fever 333 daily 😭

odd oxide
#

btw id recommend flower of the soul by liana flores

#

it's so effortlessly beautiful

gilded ore
tough pawn
#

yeah

weak yew
#

yeah

tough pawn
#

no explanation needed, just yeah

weak yew
#

see: Jester in Darkest Dungeon

#

see also: Jester in Dicey Dungeons

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see also: Jester in Dungeon Defenders

fickle moon
#

Jester in Balatro: balatrojoker

vernal portal
stiff igloo
gilded ore
#

I just grabbed it off of pinterest

stiff igloo
icy hamlet
#

frank saintra

oak citrus
#

farnk sintrata

modern heart
#

Mr Frunk

rough ore
#

So cool niche indie games like assassins creed and fallout were incorporated into the triple a hit balatro

oak citrus
#

So true

glossy fulcrum
upbeat flax
#

Guys could we get a collab with madness combat? jimbo_spin

#

Like hank, deimos, and Sanford ScienceThink

stiff igloo
urban glen
rough ore
#

any fans ! !

rough ore
minor herald
#

I cooked (but couldnt resist adding tea lmao

wise spoke
#

Wait a minute that's the Wales dragon

rough ore
#

Wales is apart of uk tho

shadow sigil
#

Yall wanna see my screen time

tough pawn
#

why not

shadow sigil
tough pawn
#

papa's game, revolution idle, good pizza, and balatro of course, W screen time

shadow sigil
tough pawn
#

i wouldn't call myself an idle game master without knowing rev idle

gleaming basalt
#

Does anyone here have time to talk about our lord and singer Hatsune Miku

dusty lynx
#

please let me live!

gleaming basalt
#

Hatsune Miku

dusty lynx
#

SOMEONE HELP ME!

#

don't hit me with a leek please!

plush sonnet
dusty lynx
hollow smelt
#

Pirates gambit is so fucking fun holy shit

brittle talon
#

god help us

oak citrus
#

That's the kind of temp I see way up north where I am, my word. Stay safe out there

brittle talon
#

the thing is

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it reaches 49 degrees in summer

oak citrus
#

I could not live

#

Celcius right?

rough ore
#

This includes dying from it

latent oxide
#

Kagamine Rin >> Hatsune Miku

vocal finch
#

Mmmmm

fiery grotto
#

I need that on a shirt

oak citrus
#

Same

prime mantle
rough ore
#

Im really stuck on gold rank telescope tag deck

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Nebula

hearty basin
#

dear god

oak citrus
#

Blessed run 🙏

hearty basin
#

im posting seed

#

when I die

pearl flume
#

Please name a movie, animated or live action before clicking the black bar.

||You get to live in that world for a life time, holding onto all the memories you have now. What do you do ?||

Tomorow, M.O.A will begin the process of moving, so the Daily Questions's availability and timing may vary slightly. Thank you for understanding.

hollow smelt
eternal wave
rough ore
#

Just got egg and swashbuckler... the teensyist bit of times mult and i wouldve cleared

delicate tree
tough pawn
shell flint
#

added uncanny cat golf to balatro freakishlycanny

fiery grotto
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

whos location would you be rapidly aproaching on this server (the person also knows this too)?

dusty lynx
#

ah okay

#

AH, AHHHH!!!

sour pilot
#

oops

vale cliff
#

If enough people say this, we all get to meet each other

sour pilot
#

oh, that changes things

#

i'm an introvert

vale cliff
#

oops

dusty lynx
#

why my house!

sour pilot
#

maybe it's warmer there

vale cliff
#

2 people are already there

dusty lynx
#

Get out if my house!

tough hedge
dusty lynx
tough hedge
dusty lynx
#

but it does involve my house

#

because I am not close to you

tough hedge
tough hedge
dusty lynx
#

okay

rapid dune
#

I need to uninstall balatro

#

Too damn addictive

#

Did yall put cocaine into the code or something?

wind dock
#

Fortnite Burger

tough hedge
vocal finch
native jewel
stiff igloo
#

Race war

plush sonnet
lyric dome
pearl flume
#

I'm out for dinner right now and this place i'm in has a promotional where if your order is over 200 vnd you can double it for free but if you don't finish everything you'll have to pay for the double'd food. I'm currently eyeing a chicken burger with large fries, large coke and a side salad which is exactly 200. Should I try this ?

plush sonnet
#

Doubling that does not sound good for your health

wind dock
#

Point slope equation (5, -1), m= 1/5

prime mantle
summer gale
plush sonnet
oak citrus
#

Thank you for spoiling the math, numbers scare me

plush sonnet
#

😁

agile owl
verbal ridge
stone gust
#

real

hollow smelt
#

It's not gonna be fun

tender laurel
slow wraith
#

Hey! Im making a balatro UI tester, like a screenshot of balatro, where you can put ui elements on to see how it looks.
In the future you would be able to drag and drop the ui elements and then convert that into code, add paramiters, show ui on click either in a specified place or the whole screen and mush more!
Im currently looking for someone to help me make this
So any help would be greatly appreciated

severe grove
#

Me when i have to sell my blueprint because im bored

stone gust
mild ocean
lusty blaze
#

can you download crypted on mobile

mild ocean
#

Idk

deft peak
#

You cannot

runic kiln
#

no*

prime mantle
#

I wonder if we'll ever get a gpu that can run latest big pretty games highest settings above 60 fps

white rampart
#

PALKIA IMMERSIVE ART BITCH

flat plover
#

Hey, since balatro is on gamepass i have a question. Is it possible to play modded balatro while owning it via gamepass?

prime mantle
#

Currently, no

#

once they figure out how to make lovely work with gamepass version, ye

fathom frigate
#

Off Topic question but would anyone suggest any decent moisturizers? Ishaved recently and am worried about the aftermath

tired oracle
#

Water moistens almost anything; I’d recommend it.

#

||/jbalatrojoker balatrojoker balatrojoker||

gray harness
potent cliff
#

I had a game idea where you follow a child through a bunch of corridors and hide it from a monster. The game will also have pc windows you can open up to grind for money to upgrade stuff like speed. The windows can get extremely complex and take up more time than the main game

shell flint
#

heres every current retextured joker in my texture pack jimbo_spin

tough pawn
#

BLOCK TALES

#

best retexture since og balatro

oak citrus
potent cliff
#

Also the lore is that you're like a cave diver exploring catacombs but you're like a really bad foster parent and brought your foster child with you

#

And that child is the clown

pearl flume
#

Please choose a Wish:

Sacred Beast- The wrathful and envious shall know calm. End all current wars, no wars or large scale battles can occur within the next 500 years. All resources currently used in the military will be divided into different subjects like science and agriculture.

Greener- The slothful and gluttonous shall be given another chance. The sea levels will reset, the icecaps shall freeze, forests be regrown and waters unpolluted. Nothing stops man from continuing to destroy the world but this will give a second chance.

Labyrinth- The lustful and greedy shall open their minds. All humans will be made conscious and aware of their deeds, good and bad. Reflected upon themselves, they will learn the hope to become a better person or seek repentance for their misdeeds.

Old Bike- The Prideful shall learn the meaning of the crown they wear. Leaders, C.E.O's, Judges and those in position of power shall learn to be steel clad in judgement, unbribable yet caring to those they serve, incorruptible yet open minded. They shall be transparent in their desires and work to benefit all under their reign.

prime mantle
#

OLD BIKE PLEASE OLD BIKE NOW

minor bridge
#

"Benefit all under the reign" so jump off a cliff? Yeah that's mine

#

But labyrinth might get better results

#

I don't want better world leaders, I want them to crumble and for us to just have community leaders. Nobody should lead the world, we pull it together. We always have, a leader just takes all the credit mhm

#

So it's hard to pick between the two hms

#

I pick Labyrinth for the hope of a domino effect upon all mankind

prime mantle
#

i'm assuming old bike is permanent, so any future leaders

#

which includes community leaders, js

oak citrus
#

Humanity has been taught to be a fuck, it would be better if we weren't a fuck

lone orbit
dusty lynx
#

dumb question time

do you trust yourself?

oak citrus
#

Yes

stiff igloo
#

That cookie game with the ungodly horrible fanbase

prime mantle
tough pawn
#

(idk their names im a ToA player we don't get those most of the time)

#

was the reward worth it at least???

fiery grotto
calm parrot
#

Do you think you'll be posting this publicly one day

calm parrot
#

Awesome keep me posted

carmine sorrel
#

are there any more good openers for Balatrodle? I'm tired of Ride the Bus

vale cliff
honest hull
vale cliff
#

Joker

swift gate
#

Get ready for the funniest showdown in project history. Developer builds it and Tester breaks it on purpose! Watch this hilarious take on the never-ending battle between developers and testers in every project. If you've ever worked in IT, this #meme will hit close to you.

Check out the latest Elon Musk & Tesla Cybertruck 😂version of Short
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▶ Play video
pearl flume
#

Other gaming companies: Animated scripted announcements, professional music and set up, strict timer.

Project Moon: CEO face cam. CEO grinds the game for 2 hours. PowerPoint presentation, manually lining up YouTube videos with visuals for audio. Becomes Vtuber.

brave parcel
#

oh, here we go again.
the voices in his head
called the rain to end our days of wild
the sickest army doll
purchased at the mall
triboulet descend my plastic smile

last light
lone orbit
#

but here it's 5% crit resist

#

honestly you can pass this one

misty mountain
rocky pivot
#

If being cool was a crime id go to prison for killing my wife and kids

plush sonnet
#

🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥

tough pawn
hollow smelt
fickle moon
shrewd raft
delicate tree
#

Personal tier list

shrewd raft
#

Like if We stopped polluting instantly I'm pretty sure We'd all still die

fickle moon
elfin prawn
delicate tree
dense salmon
tough pawn
oak citrus
#

-# is_typing Traverser Irk is thinking

ember gulch
#

hes so wise

tough pawn
#

crazy

oak citrus
#

An inspiration

static plinthBOT
#
crazy:yellow:prop ?
baba was crazy:yellow:prop once:cyan
oak citrus
#

What kind of room did they put you in?

ember gulch
#

the ye of rah\

tough pawn
ember gulch
#


👁️
👃🏾
👄

static plinthBOT
#
crazy:yellow:prop crazy:prop:yellow
tough pawn
#

huh, apparently order matters

#

never knew that, neat

pine plaza
tough pawn
#

cavendish is literally in S

thin hamlet
#

cavendish not in super duper double S+++ extreme deluxe?

tough pawn
#

now THATS the real question

prime mantle
#

BAHAHA

#

league is bringing back hextech chests

#

riot actually listening to the playerbase, insane

#

Pogfish holy good changes

#

25 mythic essence instead of a non-prestige skin on the bp

carmine sorrel
civic flax
#

is this a good order?

carmine sorrel
#

It's better to copy hanging chad

civic flax
#

alr cool

carmine sorrel
#

And smiley face before photograph

oak citrus
#

Spriting is pain, but the fruits are worth it

modern heart
#

Is that Plok guy

woven basalt
oak citrus
#

Ye, for sure

oak citrus
ember gulch
stone gust
#

@prime mantle @stone quail no 1 or no 2?

prime mantle
#

2

#

i prefer the less subtle liveries

stone gust
#

also number 2 follows the pride flag

prime mantle
#

ye

stone gust
#

🤝 2 it is then

hushed smelt
prime mantle
#

Chad is very reliant on the cards themselves or other jokers

#

on it's own is pretty mid

hushed smelt
#

yeah but chad has pretty damn good synergy with a lot of jokers

prime mantle
#

Yeah
but on it's own it's wack

#

idol is in C lmfao

#

it's all about the effect it provides

#

idol is fantastic, easily S tier
if all you have is 1 card rank and suit

hushed smelt
#

idol is awesome

#

but only if you get setup

prime mantle
#

Chad is fantastic
iwth other jokers
but on it's own it's kinda eh

#

it's own effect doesn't do a lot

#

it should be higher tho, since they put suck and bust up there

hushed smelt
#

yeah

#

any tierlist that puts chad below A tier is objectively wrong

old plover
#

i fucking hate college

pine plaza
#

what is this

old plover
#

a condom full of water in the freezer

pine plaza
#

😭

regal moat
pulsar wing
#

a deadly weapon.......

visual sail
tired oracle
#

Water bottles are too expensive nowadays

vivid bronze
prime mantle
#

average spyware moment

sudden creek
#

Who is naming these islands😭😭😭

marble hill
#

Rate my house

prime mantle
#

do those blocks come in half slabs

#

the blue ones

#

try adding them to the underside and/or top to make the transitions smoother

stone gust
#

the crib

amber yew
#

Wordatro

rough ore
unkempt mortar
#

this guy is the worst

#

tougher then the boss sometimes

hot thorn
#

so i’m be writing an oc whose main form of combat is essentially gambling

rn so far im working on the trading card aspect and making some of them based off of Balatro’s vouchers(along with her main form of combat kind of being a full homage to Balatro)

can I share some of the ideas I have so far for yall to rate

prime mantle
#

what's up with the armband

unkempt mortar
raw vapor
#

If someone is able to make a balatro meme with the kurt angle stare please let me know

hot thorn
hollow smelt
#

Don't say who wins btw, DO NOT SPOIL IT

hot thorn
#

for the main thing

unkempt mortar
# hot thorn

would they get a skill called specific luck, after a certain amount of luck they have, wait nvm im thinking fantasy game manga stuff

frigid otter
#

Wings of Fire

unkempt mortar
#

ppp

#

oooo

hot thorn
#

well I mean there’s also

unkempt mortar
#

true but if its a fantasy game style, could have luck afect

#

i probs read too much manga