🃏・off-topic

[civic flax]

(i’m gonna lose)

[wheat coral]

Abbey road I think

[mint merlin]

Thighs

[supple sky]

Hey chat, should I keep grinding for more?

[brittle portal]

keep grinding

you're not getting anything with 33

[white thistle]

am i cooked? (pls help)

ok nvm

i did it

with three of a kind

[fleet drum]

Counts as a ass

[fleet drum]

Idk, I play in Android

[white thistle]

i got so close, yet so far

[magic badger]

what stake is it?

[white thistle]

white lol

ive never won a run

[magic badger]

oof

chill u just need the right seed

[white thistle]

in my whole 90 hours

[magic badger]

nah g ur trolling

[white thistle]

no im not

[magic badger]

show stats

[white thistle]

ok

that seed was batshit insane though

atleast in my level -100 aura standards

[swift gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473658772099694612/1335645800746844281/BH86wyMMW.png?ex=67a0ec95&is=679f9b15&hm=e45a403f15b80c5d642babb68623cb2e826082d063ccf12b50a7233a723e8997&

[left orchid]

At the castle where perkeo was in

[pine bear]

Nothing

[oak citrus]

https://bsky.app/profile/patstaresat.bsky.social/post/3lh7hr7og6227

Pat Stares At Virtua Fighter (@patstaresat.bsky.social)

I've just been informed that Robert Kurvitz has put Disco Elysium up on the Internet Archive. archive.org/details/disc... Ballsy, but it's likely the most ethical way to play it as the game was in fact stolen away from it's devs.

Bluesky · Feb 2, 2025, 4:40 PM

[green pilot]

the game was not stolen from its devs, a few of its devs got fired for being incredibly toxic to work with

they spread themselves that it was """stolen""" from them, whereas the lead writer (i believe?) basically lost it and started becoming increasingly harder for everyone else to work with

it annoys me that people genuinely still belive his crap :/

[oak citrus]

Cool

[vivid bronze]

On a similar note, Rollerdrome and OlliOlli World are nowhere to be found, as Private Division has been sold off

[tough pawn]

the mutated potato

whoops didn't mean to keep ping on

[white thistle]

oh shit i accidentally included a ping from my friend group lmao

[ocean surge]

coffee? this is blatant whitewashing, it should be energy drinks/amphetamines

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[balmy dove]

Pushed the Rare joker seed as far as I could without using plasma deck

Most insane run I've done so far

[lethal badge]

BALATRO

[oak citrus]

BALATRO

[untold coral]

BALATRO

[untold coral]

how tf is that only e80

this is e125

ok maybe i have slighty more red steel kings...

its only like 3-5 more

you have an extra baron

[balmy dove]

I think plasma does a lot of heavy lifting with score

[untold coral]

perhaps

[untold coral]

bro you have high card level 256
i had like less than level 10 💀

[balmy dove]

I think I'll try for a similar build with the plasma deck and see what the difference is like

[untold coral]

you want that seed?

[balmy dove]

nah, I'll run it with the same seed

[untold coral]

👍

[rocky pivot]

If being cool was a crime id go to prison for killing my wife

[rocky pivot]

I killed chat with this banger message

[oak citrus]

That's some good shitposting right there. Made me laugh

[dry temple]

hack

[twin swallow]

I didn't know how sweaty Hack is.

Get him a new shirt.

[fleet drum]

Me

[tidal linden]

i pulled these yeasterday

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #995
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
https://GuessThe.Game/p/995
#GuessTheCover #240
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/gtgc/240

[left fox]

there should be a little rhyme about watching eggs while they're being eaten, but the tra
nslator doesn't want to translate it properly (

[rocky pivot]

I just made multiple people really mad by just saying im the president now

When they asked for a link to the message i just said
"The vote is now closed
If u wanted to vote u shouldve done so at the sheduled times"

[rocky pivot]

Why does ur egg have a human sized eye in it

[left fox]

the translator won't let me explain(

[fiery grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ42T9R4gL0 BALSATRIOTH REFERJEBNJNCFE 2:56:04

[modern heart]

Speaking of @fiery grotto did you finish Pacifist yesterday? And have you started Genocide yet?

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

[modern heart]

To both?

[fiery grotto]

I stopped before Glad Dummy cause Shayy Posted

[modern heart]

gotcha gotcha

[raw swan]

Geeked joe🔥

He ate too much pedigree

[glossy fulcrum]

this but instead its all xy

[rocky pivot]

xy? U mean like pokemon?

[glossy fulcrum]

xy as in men

[rocky pivot]

Yeah there are male pokemon in x and y

[glossy fulcrum]

buh

[oak citrus]

buh

[glossy fulcrum]

yes i do

[civic flax]

geeked joe🔥🔥

[rough ore]

i feel like i'm going to get chicot

[brittle talon]

chicot good

[rough ore]

should i skip

[brittle talon]

why 😭

literally any legendary is good for you

[maiden helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/765608109635928117/1334263187226497094/ezgif-5710db6de7b72.gif

[rough ore]

but the +10 mult of drool joker

i dont want to sacrifice it

[maiden helm]

your sock and buskins holo

[brittle talon]

you gotta make a better bait atleast

[maiden helm]

that gives you +10 mult

[rough ore]

and if i get yorick my ramen is gone

[brittle talon]

well heck if you get yorick you just win

[maiden helm]

dude just get rid of the lust joker 😭

[rough ore]

+15 mult tho

and with sock and bussin it's like +18

[brittle talon]

bro prolly already took the soul

but trying to bait us

[rough ore]

im sell droll

trib

[brittle talon]

that's the best one you could've gotten

sense you already have s&b

[rough ore]

I lost to the cards played previously boss blind

[wheat coral]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3419019710

house we need to cure this patient

[fiery grotto]

Me in my non-crit build... gets 3 crit relics

[gray harness]

broing my tato rn

[quasi bone]

Chat what’s the best legendary joker based on looks

[glossy fulcrum]

me

[lone orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/four-fingers-balatro-what-is-balatro-simpsons-gif-14587692365148653924

[quasi bone]

[glossy fulcrum]

thunk added me to the game

[quasi bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-okonma-igor-tyler-igor-igors-theme-gif-22384762

[glossy fulcrum]

nya

[quasi bone]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-4807206544255123044

[oak citrus]

More like Tyler the GOAT

[thorny mango]

Ty lore the creat ror 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gray harness]

i got insanely lucky at the end...

my damage just skyrocketed and everything died in just a few hits

[fiery grotto]

1 hour of peglin cruciball 20 and didnt even get past the first boss once

😭

and the thing is I felt like I got insanely lucky

and Im cheating with savescumming

[gray harness]

Hello, cheating with savescumming, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!

[fiery grotto]

😮‍💨

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt. Question requested by Jynxie.

Turn yourself, your OC or your online persona into a card from any card game of your choosing.

[glossy fulcrum]

skink

[gray harness]

Hey, guys, just dm'd me an important balatro announcement and told me to spread it here:
||you lost the game||

[hasty light]

||You know what they say, the house always wins!||

[rotund copper]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-rogers-clown-joker-mr-rogers-gif-15771424223599792092

[fiery grotto]

I would turn into a nerd joker card

For Balatro this would be a joker that would show what score you will get before you play a hand, but its rounded up or down by a thousand

[hasty light]

Boykisser
Cost: 0
Ask opponent: "You like kissing boys, don't you?" If they say yes, ||Boy||kiss||er does 3 damage to ||them||. If they say n||o||, place Boykisser i||n the ||S||lips||tream.||

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[dry temple]

baldi

[deep dirge]

is luck be a landlord fun?

[glossy fulcrum]

took me a minute to realize he was saying three

[flint warren]

Spent 8200 minutes listening to only Kendrick Lamar

[normal quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-house-fisheye-doorbell-nose-gif-11874838900502039307

[ocean surge]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[vale cliff]

Omg four men

[terse tundra]

@slate finch

Actual main is octoshot

But I need ttek 5 star

[unkempt mortar]

is anyone good with mangas bc im tryna find sm

[twin swallow]

Paradise(my usual username):
Draw 3 exiled cards from your deck, any creatures drawn will have pacifism(can't attack or block).

[upbeat ginkgo]

King of swords.

[pearl flume]

Which of these names are cooler?

"Elijah, Servant of Entropy"
"Elijah, Invoker of Heat Death"
"Elijah, Vessel of Decay"

[drowsy dove]

servant of entropy goes hard

[plush sonnet]

The first is the best imo
Vessel of decay 2nd best

[green pilot]

first one

[plush sonnet]

What

Insane poll

[stray terrace]

What da hell

[twin swallow]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx07qQ0EXEJ41b2P9QRGDwH0L4_1pzT2o_?si=gdV9nTPOYWl8CU0F

[hollow smelt]

DOUGDOUGGG

[twin swallow]

Douglas Werden.

[upbeat ginkgo]

http://retrovania-vgjunk.blogspot.com/2014/06/clowns.html

[hollow smelt]

Helloooooo Douglass Douglass

[twin swallow]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3qlRq_VNvJf-lftYBFxp2jrH6DKQfK8x?si=5eryq7MnPBr1EuQ5

[twin swallow]

:3

I like Adam.

[fleet drum]

I'm just watching Dr house

[hollow smelt]

4 days until my silly birthday :3

[fleet drum]

Happy Birthday Early

[hollow smelt]

:O

[fleet drum]

The Best

[twin swallow]

What's so silly about it?

[plush sonnet]

Surprise

🤫

[hollow smelt]

Me and one of my best friends are having a bowling competition! ^-^

You don't want to know what's at stake

[twin swallow]

Oh okay dokey.

[hollow smelt]

:(

[twin swallow]

Okay dokey.

[twin swallow]

Why are you sad?

[hollow smelt]

I dmed it to you :3

What do you think :DDDDD

[plush sonnet]

Stake? Gold stake? Balatro?

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[hollow smelt]

Mrowww~

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[hollow smelt]

:3333

YAYAY!

[glossy fulcrum]

nya~

[hollow smelt]

Nyaaaa~ purr~

[glossy fulcrum]

kitty kitty

[ocean surge]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

[fleet drum]

You can also stop stealing cars, foreman

[ocean surge]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-tweaking-foreman-eric-foreman-gif-4836403781218170212

[fleet drum]

Last week I watched that episode, I'm watching Dr house for the third time

[ocean surge]

i love house hahah misantrophy

[stray terrace]

God I love house

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270003347568721922/1292617233113026571/1728247879932040.gif

[hollow smelt]

Accidentally clicked on a different server, still thinking I was in the balatro discord and saw an "all forum" where people can post anything and thought "HOLY SHIT FINALLY!" only to realize that I wasn't in the balatro server

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro 3

[hollow smelt]

Balatro 4

Im getting tired of balatro 2 and 3 we need balatro 0

[glossy fulcrum]

the prequel

[hollow smelt]

Yis :3

[glossy fulcrum]

we’ll get more jimbo lore in that one

some of his backstory

[thin hamlet]

jimbo lived in jokertown, jokelahoma

[twin swallow]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxRM0JCl8NdoF1SQAtpW3iu2SSdZA-mXLW?si=poSi6hciuIAtIXm6

[graceful needle]

Yo guyd how is this sample i cooked up

[twin swallow]

Why is there a Uber Eats advertisement in the PS store?

[tardy pond]

yakuza

[twin swallow]

I don't even have Uber Eats in my country lol.

[tardy pond]

incase you get hungry while gaming obviously

[pearl flume]

"Greed seeks eternity. Deep, deep eternity."

[ember gulch]

Guys rate the poker deck

(context: we only had a 24 card deck so we had to improvise with Jurassic park uno cards)

[urban glen]

Blue 5

[ember gulch]

It's spades 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[stray terrace]

Hot take

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[obsidian silo]

Is that Balatro in real life

[ember gulch]

Flush of diamonds hits different 🙏

Especially with yellow dinosaur cards

[wise spoke]

bro is gonna play Texas Hold Em with wild cards

[ember gulch]

I picked out only 2-8 of each color

[wise spoke]

imagine stepping into an old wester saloon

a nasty bandit pulls a gun on you and tells you to play the hand that was dismissed

you look at the hand and it's a plus two and a reverse

you look at everyone elses hands, regular playing cards

what do you do

[ember gulch]

h

[oblique plinth]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neonrot/fukuzatsu-or-taured-poker?ref=user_menu

[hollow cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[modern heart]

Thanks

[mild depot]

bro got armeggedon before gta6

[rough ore]

Anyone know if theres an erratic deck seed with a regular deck

[gilded plaza]

Like you just randomly get a regular deck of cards?

[dim beacon]

guys whats the anti derivative of 3^x

[stark dawn]

3^x/ln(3) +c

[dim beacon]

thanks

[dim drum]

it was a good run

o7

[ember gulch]

My kitty

[rough ore]

yes

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFxpk0Up5YW0-fl3jIa4Syyxg-BOjKVXI

[thorny mango]

YOOO this looks sick

[knotty bear]

can someone help me with understanding how to download mods

[plush sonnet]

Only $6,000? Quite a deal!

[stark dawn]

Guys what do y'all think about this tier list

[plush sonnet]

I think this

[marsh bridge]

Hey guys i was wondering is there any way to get the Jimbo sfx ? i didnt see anthing online i though y'all can help

[plush sonnet]

Every single one says ||pop||
💯/10 will ||pop|| again

[plush sonnet]

Best bet is probably #⚙・modding-general , I'm not sure if they're anywhere out there though

[marsh bridge]

Okay no problem thanks y

you*

[wild light]

those are gonna have some crazy effects

[fiery grotto]

@modern heart took like an hour and a half, probably because Im doing this without consumables 💀 (Undertale spoilers)

[modern heart]

That fight is rough

Favorite song tho

[oak citrus]

There was a yt video posted around here with all the sfx. If you yt search "every balatro sound effect", copy that link, then google "rip youtube audio" you can find a site to get that audio

At least that's how I'd do it

[fiery grotto]

Wasnt to bad ngl, it was mainly just long

[modern heart]

its imo the hardest fight in the game

besides like ||no hit photoshop flowey or hyperdeath god||

[fiery grotto]

Yeah but thats because only like 2 people have done those

actually wait last I remember someone mentioning that was like 2 years ago, its probably been beaten more times

[modern heart]

yeah, those two fights in particular no-hit is like nigh impossible lol

[fiery grotto]

yeah its actually nuts

[modern heart]

they have been done plenty of times ||flowey at least||

||idk if a true no hit of hyperdeath has been done?||

[fiery grotto]

If it has Id love to see it because that one attack ||with all the spears coming in from both sides is very O_O||

and also the one ||with the swords that creates stars can sometimes be unavoidable||

[modern heart]

||i dont think those ones are problematic, i think the big ones are the missile barrages in part 2||

||Since at least with the stars from the swords, they can be avoidable. The missile barrages are just miserable||

[fiery grotto]

thats the one I meant with the first one

I think

11 more kills till the hardest fight in the game

||Mettaton Neo||

[modern heart]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-why-are-you-true-true-gif-7146941674716739711

[fiery grotto]

I narrowly won

D:

Alright its time, but before the fight bathroom break

[fiery grotto]

I might need the notebook/glasses

I thought I would be better at this 💀

[gray harness]

guys do i take this item

[upbeat ginkgo]

It's not the same without the noise but that was fun

[fiery grotto]

Wait what why isnt this making this fight easier

!!!!!

[modern heart]

||cause its not damage||

||you only take 1 hit of damage, but KR builds up regardless||

[fiery grotto]

||Yeah but I thought the glasses and notebook made it so you take 1 hit less often so instead of every frame its like every other other frame or something||

Ig I was lied to on the internet D;

[modern heart]

||maybe idk, i never used em there||

||it may be reducing your damage, the fight is just hard lol||

[fiery grotto]

Fair lol, anyways

I guess I just needed to lock in

[glossy fulcrum]

obviously you spare him back

[fiery grotto]

🙂

Anyways I gotta shower

Ill continue tmr, Ill only ping when I finish

[pale swallow]

Holy shit it’s the one game

[gray harness]

balala - joker poker?!?!

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro players when they see a playing card

[pale swallow]

But this one can speak (it’s basically the game already)

Someone commented “balatro movie” on that so I’m actually just stealing their joke

[wise spoke]

Eddie Murphy as the Jack of Spades!

I think what makes this gag funnier is that this really does seem like something Pixar would've made

I know they say Dreamworks but this really doesn't come off as a DreamWorks movie beyond the humor

Then again they do like parodying Disney a lot though

[teal vortex]

Balatro fans when they see a card deck

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[pearl flume]

Please choose up to 5 of the blacked out pictures. You will have to make a deck with the chosen Cards.

[stark dawn]

||I got steel, obelisk, tradding card, bull and egg.||
This abouta be the craziest pivot run of all time

[pearl flume]

CENSOR THAT

[pearl flume]

Censor that so you don't spoiler it for everyone else

[stark dawn]

oh ok mb gang

[glossy fulcrum]

not bad i think, just need some planets and some ||steels||

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe replace ||trading card|| with a +mult later

[glossy fulcrum]

and ||egg||

[stark dawn]

clearly, you should be copying ||egg||

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[stark dawn]

trust

we don't really have a memes channel so ig we just post stuff here

it is off topic

so I'm not committing a crime

[fiery grotto]

||Steel, bp, perk, egg, trading||

||Delete all my non king cards using trading, turn kings to red seal steel, bp the perkeo for cryptids, and then get lots of red seal steel kings. Eggs just there incase I happen to find 2 mr bones for SUAS so I can sell him for it||

[obsidian silo]

That’s hype

[gray harness]

||Madness, Obelisk, Trading Card, Bull, Stone Jonkler||

||die on ante 1 small blind||

[civic flax]

what joker do i sell here 😭😭

[gray harness]

diamond one barely doing anything lol (unless low level flush?)

*assuming you wanna go endless

[civic flax]

the greedy joker?

my deck is mainly built around diamonds

i’m lowkey thinking blue print but 😬

[gray harness]

yeah but you have Ancient Jonkler, which changes suits independently of your deck

[civic flax]

true

so ancient then?

[gray harness]

Griddy Jonkler won't due much in the future, sell it

[civic flax]

alr

[gray harness]

just level up your flushes and you're good to go

[civic flax]

ez win

[civic flax]

yurp my flush is like level 7

LMAO

IN THE BEXT SHOP GREEDY JOKER IS THERE

😭😭

[left fox]

this is a message from the progresbar 95 server

[thorny mango]

I literally just saw this exact meme in a completely unrelated server that you’re not in

Oh wait you are in it…

[dire crane]

That link is dead but Nyaa came through 😏

(link in the video)

[lunar gulch]

$36 but missing a joker 😔✌️

[tepid bay]

I got blueprint, perkeo, egg, steel, and trader. Ill just sell the egg, use perkeo to make steel cards, exploit trader for money. then go for red seal, then baron or mime

[hard pond]

Blueprint, stone, perked, egg and steel joker...

Sell egg; idk what to do from there

[ivory sand]

You should try hatching the egg

Then turn the chickling into a grown chicken it sells for double profit instead of turning the chick into nuggets

[drowsy dove]

Perkeo, Steel, Bull, Egg, and Blueprint

honestly i can work with that

[tidal halo]

IM SO EXCITED FOR OUR GAME RELEASE THIS MONTH

Yall are freaking gonna love this familiar ‘gambling’ Roguelite

DIE in the DUNGEON!!!

Feb 21st :))

[umbral owl]

Planned for mobile release?

[wheat coral]

evidently pair gives -2 mult in '95

[lucid isle]

He looks like my dad if he was well shaved.

[ember gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784312630143746048/1329001087604232212/caption.gif

The baby is coming

[simple sigil]

And that's why I love modding in game so much

[warm sierra]

spy tf2

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[unreal kernel]

So I did a crazy crossover chart using direct type 1 crossovers on the Crossover wiki plus the ones we know from Balatro that aren't added. You want Dragon Ball in Balatro (even though Thunk would probably get sued if they didn't get permission?)

Well using direct crossovers:

Dragon Ball -> Fortnite -> Doom -> Commander Keen -> ULTRAKILL -> Cross impact -> Pizza Tower -> Anton Ball -> Do you know Gaming -> Cult of the Lamb -> Balatro

That makes them 9 mediums between. Could you make it smaller? Perhaps.

[main nimbus]

So much time wasted, my kids are all grown up now. I missed their first steps, first word, first everything all because I was trying to get a ender 3 "dialed in”.

[minor bridge]

Can't you just go Dragon Ball -> Fortnite -> Cyberpunk -> Balatro

:3

[unreal kernel]

oh right, forgot cyberpunk was in fortnite

i don't play it lol

[minor bridge]

It okey :3 I do play it and that was recent so

[rough ore]

balatro for smash when

wheel of fortune down smash (always misfires)

[crimson oak]

pass

hell nah

[gray harness]

raleis deltrune?!

[wise spoke]

I could see Jimbo working in Smash

Though I feel like he'd probably more likely be an assist trophy

Not to mention it might be kinda hard to implement the "gameplay" style of Balatro into Jimbo

Cause I know that's what they'd want

[thorny mango]

Gros Mitchel side smash (1/6 to not work)

[modern kestrel]

Ngl a Rivals of Aether Jimbo would go hard, plus every rivals workshop character have really creative movesets

Someone could make it work

[near rivet]

https://youtu.be/Nk7FZqYgxuY NEW SONG OUT NOW

check it out ^

[mellow surge]

What program did you use to make this?

[near rivet]

FL Studio

[mellow surge]

Thx

[rough quarry]

i love localthunk's toby fox-like anonymity

adds to the game vibe

[fiery grotto]

SANS

[glossy fulcrum]

me fr

[rough ore]

why did he do this?

[fiery grotto]

My 3 year old nephew can identify the planets in Balatro 🥹

Though he did mix uranus with saturn but like for 3 years old thats actually wild

[rough ore]

balatro fans when planets exist irl

[ember glade]

NGL I don't know about tarot cards until I played this game so fair play

[leaden quartz]

what are yalls reaction to not like us winning five grammys

[rough ore]

you give a shit about the grammies?

[fiery grotto]

This sums up my reaction

[fiery grotto]

Ok yes but hes 3 years old and he already knows his Balatro planets

[brittle sinew]

Hear me out, balatro on TV

[fiery grotto]

thats already been done iirc

dont quote though

[jolly arch]

** # Do it.**

[glossy fulcrum]

idk what this means but good job or damn that sucks

to the guy who made the song

[runic bolt]

Any gungeon enjoyers?

[rough ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITcuzFcaIL0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBk1BnIIWZQ

[glossy fulcrum]

pressure reference

[rough ore]

pressure?

[glossy fulcrum]

nvm.

[civic flax]

where should i place my jokers?

[split pike]

Thats good

[fiery grotto]

Depending on the hand thats the most optimal

Though sometimes its more optimal for bp on hanging chad, but thats only if you are already gonna win the hand either way and are playing like a lucky card

[meager goblet]

how do i get mods on chromebook

or am i cooked

[plush sonnet]

#⚙・modding-general for a slim chance, but probably won't work

[meager goblet]

ok thx

[thorny mango]

This is good tbh

[oak citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764284039946436659/1336510473465630720/IMG_9317.jpg?ex=67a411e0&is=67a2c060&hm=03d6e3b324c95ea69bb4bdf334f56a0c43d33e588e8e5227bd351e57ada9a625&

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Idea: You never actually lose health in videogames, you lose Heart and when you lose all heart you give up and have to walk back to the last place you rested. This also explains why eating heals you. Everyone feels more motivated after a good meal!

[glossy fulcrum]

“damn they kicking my ass… im out”

[gray harness]

Hello, out, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!

[glossy fulcrum]

your days are numbered

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt. Question requested by Melatonin, Skin of Malenia.

The owner of a supermarket accidentally ran you over with a forklift (uncertified). Now you get to take any thing from the supermarket you want for free! It can be 1 super expensive thing like a TV or a hundred unexpensive thing like crisps.

[gray harness]

yours too :]

[glossy fulcrum]

:(

[gray harness]

this is because everyone eventually dies

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont

:3

[gray harness]

for now :3

[glossy fulcrum]

for ever :3

[gray harness]

doom shroom

[glossy fulcrum]

i block it

[gray harness]

I get a balatrillion potato chips and use them to be able to both blow up all the zombies I want and have a snack

[gray harness]

unblockable doom shroom (that can't be parried either)

[glossy fulcrum]

i dodge it

[plush sonnet]

All our food keeps BLOWING UP
Arby's
We have the meats

[gray harness]

(hopefully not that one)

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/rgdrgdrg-gif-23513804

[civic flax]

sweet

[junior island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262717523443449890/1336475432874414080/asdw.gif

[fiery grotto]

Id love to buy a lifetime supply of bread

Or atleast a year minimum

[wise spoke]

What would you do with it all

Also you know it'd all go moldy pretty quickly right

Like a years supply of bread would only last about...

Yeah that

[leaden quartz]

Everything except the crisps.

[tardy cape]

if bread got mold throw it

[vivid bronze]

Haushead

[wheat coral]

Peak or Bleak

[visual sail]

or

[tardy cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NlfgQieTaE

[zenith heron]

ai overview

[plush sonnet]

A hundred lottery tickets, maybe I'll win big

[still frigate]

Anyone know how to put mods on moblie?

[peak vault]

Acording to the moding chat rules (wich are hidden for some odd reason so i dont blame you for asking,) "we dont discuss porting, or modding on any other platforms besides PC."

Or something along those lines :/

[plush sonnet]

Don't think you can

Due to how mobile systems operate

[hollow smelt]

Next person to type has to admit they SUCK at balatro

[plush sonnet]

Dibs

[hollow smelt]

:O

[long widget]

Sometimes I forget he’s a real person

[fiery cove]

Possible for devices I think but not currently made and will likely not be supported or allowed

[peak vault]

Honestly knowing how goofy toby is-

I dont deny him having a "destroy deltarune" button, that runs an executable to like... delete everything

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/E3qJzBYTU3c?feature=shared

[unborn swift]

when smash bros. reveals took place in that chasm you KNEW it was going to be heat

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[oak citrus]

[supple sky]

I’m just gonna leave this here for all the people to discuss what they would do to this man

(Would)

[still frigate]

I would slam dunk on him

Fo sure

Brake them knees

[glossy fulcrum]

would be cool if i could see his face

[supple sky]

https://tenor.com/view/buff-engineer-tf2-tf2memes-tick-tock-gif-27378624

To be honest, kind of reminds me of

[gray harness]

broing my tato rn

[supple sky]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[nimble gust]

I just took an absolute kielbasa of shit

Look up a kielbasa that’s what it looked like

And this is technically on topic because I was playing balatro right before and I’m gonna play some more now

[tepid lintel]

In one of the toilet stalls at work (Air Force) - We have a sign for "Green Range - cleared for drops" and the hung stores procedure.

1. Visually inspect to verify that store remains in place

2. Remain over water in case of store ejection

3. Manually spread bomb bay doors

4. Induce positive G load in an attempt to eject store

5. If unsuccessful, don PPE and manipulate store until released.

[gilded ore]

Hey guys this goes to the Jojo and oc making people but

Music suggestions to base characters on?

Or music suggestions all around rn I'm trying to expand the playlist lmao

[unborn prawn]

Legendary Joker fans might get a kick out of this plaque in Prague featuring Punch, Guignol and other mischievous historical icons

[modern heart]

Have you explored Breakcore/Noise music?

[gilded ore]

Ultra kill my beloved but kinda yeah, not too much

[modern heart]

Hakita's work is pretty decent

[gilded ore]

I'm sadly too spoiled by ultrakill's OST

[modern heart]

I'll share some music once I get back to my PC though

[gilded ore]

Yeah gotcha thanks

Rn I'm just trying to make it bigger so I can also make some OCs and powers based on songs lmao

[modern heart]

Yeah I do that lol

I like to assemble soundtracks for my characters

[supple sky]

I hate my wife

Life

Is Roblox

[modern heart]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-meme-surprise-shock-gif-21311476

[ivory kindle]

Who the hell is this?

[supple sky]

WE DA BEST MUSIC 🗣️🗣️

[supple sky]

Polychrome sticker into an egg

[ivory kindle]

Reduce reuse recycle

[supple sky]

Is this your freaky meat?

[ember wasp]

Tattoo yes or no?

[supple sky]

After three hours of grinding, I finally got her

[supple sky]

I love the existence, part of life

It’s something that I rarely get to do

[modern heart]

@gilded ore want me to DM you music or post it here

[gilded ore]

I think dms may be easier to revisit later, thank you

[modern heart]

alrighty

[rough ore]

how do i make this about balatro

[ruby cove]

high card

[gray harness]

I did it, I fucking did it, I defeated ||Jevil|| in deltarune after so many attempts... Also, chapter 1 is done now, and it seems like chapter 2 is just as peak!

[modern heart]

I can do anything

[hallow jetty]

So I know that Balatro is getting an officially licensed playing card deck coming out later this year. But I'm seeing quite a few sellers on Ebay advertising entire sets of Balatro cards with the tarots and jokers included. Are any of these official? Did someone just make these at home and they're selling them? Were these cards being sold by Thunk and I just missed it?

Apologies for the unwieldy link

https://www.ebay.com/itm/176453546232?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110013%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIMRXI%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20201210111452%26meid%3Dea0c62a15c6a481ead42ec6f7da6e3a4%26pid%3D101196%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D305988363515%26itm%3D176453546232%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D0%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DSimRXIVIWithPreRankerShuffling&_trksid=p2332490.c101196.m2219&itmprp=cksum%3A176453546232ea0c62a15c6a481ead42ec6f7da6e3a4|enc%3AAQAJAAABAPaao3PUc1Vem5pmXbKESdtr0ge3uDc58uFkSVGyB0U0t8q%252Bsx1DVeRo5Ft9v54MyRIFEMV%252B09XuhkNUAgB2ba80CQnosy0yi96cztsCvxjtdxzmq3Bmv%252FW6iBJqzP78jNlVUfcDSafjeCd9%252FPrXLZUwzRvzKm0uKsYWXD6fJY0h8qKIn0a92Gavfp5hl4T%252FjucQzoSOI7lVPPZ4vMsimqBOT5RO32%252Fvr0GGon45QGgsw1keZm2x%252BSdh3QeNlAUsp5FAZRKQ5LMETsgtiRgRMOljNFlIIzHe4rjcS9NQlYiCoNZ95BVKAUBPLVlHkofj1epF40YBIOjwyNvf9Eez%252BmQ%253D|ampid%3APL_CLK|clp%3A2332490&itmmeta=01JKC85DXPBKCNNKGXN8F8JC7E

[modern heart]

Unofficial

[gray harness]

no you can't

[hallow jetty]

They're pretty neat and I'd like to get them but I don't want to buy bootleg merch

[glossy fulcrum]

why tf is the like so damn big

[hallow jetty]

I have no idea

[glossy fulcrum]

but anyway

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[fiery grotto]

Chaos chaos chaos chaos!

[gray harness]

turns out dealing damage to him was the strategy (but fr, i just kept healing my team and barely did damage on my previous attempts, the literal first attempt at going all out was the winning one)

[fiery grotto]

lol

yeah you gotta do the rude buster

[gray harness]

That was another mistake of mine, wasting my TP on that thing that uses up all characters and makes ||jevil|| weaker

At first I thought I would still get my reward by sparing him lol

[fiery grotto]

lol

[hollow smelt]

is that jimbo but cocaine addict

Headcanon ||jevil|| is just jimbo's cocaine addict cousin

[amber dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kamen-rider-kamen-rider-odin-masked-rider-ryuki-gif-17133360719318557969

[ruby cove]

high card

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #998
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/998

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[misty current]

When can I get a Joker Card sleeve for my Modern Magic Deck

not through dragon shields

[glossy fulcrum]

honestly movies and shows are carried by music

so i gueds that makes books the best form of media

[raw pasture]

blueprints kissing caught in 4k 😱

[last shard]

Lol should I?

On second thought: Definitely. Red card served me well, but is now 8x less effective due to photochad. Bye bye Red card.

...It was chicot.

[quartz tendon]

Peak

[last shard]

But chicot was actually kinda useful because the pillar was the boss

[oak citrus]

Doin' more horror ambience for fun

[last shard]

Shoot I thought i was in #🕹・game-discussion 😭

[pearl flume]

"I am coming for you. You, who will be reduced to ash, like me."

[rapid relic]

[tepid lintel]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=mtg+custom+sleeves

[rapid relic]

Sock and buskin is in my house 🙃

[pearl flume]

Please name an animal before clicking the black bar.

||Bitten by a radioactive THAT, you gain it's powers! What do you have ?||

[tepid lintel]

Well I am the deadliest land mammal so I have that going for me.

[wheat coral]

Bear

||strength and endurance||

[tepid lintel]

But I ain't getting any ladies. I picked Hippo

[gusty wave]

|| Power: Obesity ||

[tepid lintel]

So I'm the baddest build from the hardest pvp biome and now I'm super-powered.

I am accepting all unconditional surrenders now.

[pearl flume]

There is a song about this.

[tepid lintel]

This person thinks a hippo is obese

[pearl flume]

I like em big
I like em chunky
I like em round
I like em funky
I like em large
I like em thumpin'

[gusty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-animal-gif-9957547

[wheat coral]

I think moto moto likes you

[gusty wave]

Ik its muscle

But

[tepid lintel]

I will bite your family in half

[gusty wave]

You cant look at thst

[tepid lintel]

You go tell the hippo that.

I'll wait.

[pearl flume]

I mean, spider man doesn't have 8 hairy legs

[gusty wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1301286639007694980/wumpus_die.gif

[pearl flume]

Wolverine doesn't have a snout

And last I checked batman does still have functional eyes

You just gain their super powers

[tepid lintel]

Yeah, which is that they are the strongest, deadliest mammals on the planet

[pearl flume]

Except for humans who has a special item called an M1a2Abrams

[tepid lintel]

I'm a super-powered hippo.

I'll bite your Abrams in half.

Tank of the animal world granted radioactive superpowers >>> tank.

[wispy valley]

Looks edible

[rapid relic]

Only one way to find out ig

[wispy valley]

😋

Sock and buskin my mouth

[vale cliff]

Technically, Batman doesn’t have bat powers

And Wolverine doesn’t actually have anything to do with wolverines besides his name

[oak citrus]

Mowss

[stiff igloo]

awa

[viral lodge]

anyone wanna chill in a VC and play balatro pm me

[fiery grotto]

Penguin

||I have the ability to make everything around feel like Im on ice and in water I can swim 3x faster than normal||

||Im also 100x cuter, though sadly 0 x 100 is still 0 ;(||

[long stump]

I know what you are

(i also enjoy)

[stiff igloo]

a alpha tester

[glossy fulcrum]

cat
||nothing happens because i am a cat :3||

[solar echo]

antechinus

| Oh no, oh no |

[slate vector]

hello im looking for anyone who knows how to fully install steammodded and love inject so i can put textures on the balatro cards, im struggling to understand how to install it all, if you know how to do it, plz let me know im begging on my knees at this point

[unkempt mortar]

is there a way to block people on steam, im getting spammed'

[gray harness]

People at #⚙・modding-general can help you

[minor bridge]

Hell yeah

[twin swallow]

Sparrow.
||I can fly now I guess, wee!||

[safe meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jySP3ZeBM7o

This is a good video

[simple sigil]

https://x.com/Ndbrown19/status/1885398840406167972

Nick Breezy (@Ndbrown19) on X

@vidsthatgohard goes hard

X · Jan 31, 2025, 6:44 PM

[brittle talon]

i thought that was an aliensrock video

[safe meadow]

Oh hey I know that guy

[solemn hazel]

Aliensrock is the guy of all time.

[zenith heron]

cant share its not safe for work

[hollow smelt]

Dire wolf

||None because I'd be fucking dead||

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[pearl flume]

It's hilarious to me the amount of people who will defend the side they were attacking not 10 seconds ago when faced with concrete evidence and just go "Well I didn't know that" as their response to everything.

It feels like you just cast charm on an enemy and they're swinging at their own allies now.

[wheat coral]

I say "damn mb" and leave the argument out of embarrassment

[thorny mango]

Orca

||underwater breathing and insane strength||

[modern heart]

Axolotl

||Regeneration and water breathing||

I sure hope Narwhal picks what I assume they would pick

[supple sky]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/hmm-ah-ah-feat-hatsune-miku/1570393161?i=1570393162

Whoops

[oak citrus]

Homie dropped their Hatsune Miku

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/p4CO0Rwo1Ho?si=6YQgUBeIdiAUMM-u

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/N-ZunumXMyA?feature=shared

[grim nova]

Is Mr Balatro ever gonna get rid of the Balatro copy in the app store? They’re using ai and profiting off of his idea

[oak citrus]

I hope Mr. Balatro puts the boots to it

[glossy fulcrum]

jokerpoker - balala is the upgrade

balatro had a good run

[lone orbit]

x = 4

[runic plaza]

Double gaming

[wheat chasm]

hello

someone know how i can repeat the tutorial?
i cant restarted the game

[runic plaza]

yeet the balatro save folder

[wheat chasm]

ok, ty

[runic plaza]

Honestly balatro should really have some stupidity protection in place. Like you can just accidentally stop the tutorial without any confirmation, and you can't even reset back with in-game tooling

[modern heart]

Yeah, Tutorial should just be an option in the menu

[runic plaza]

Like I get that balatro isn't the kind of game you would need any "reference" to play unlike some others so the option would just waste digital real estate. But then again, we also need accessibility settings which would sort of fit this thematically

[winged orchid]

Isn’t it x=2 ?

No wait nvm

[wheat chasm]

i cant find th save folder

[untold cosmos]

Car

[visual sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-baguette-toy-cute-gif-16071533

counter car

[alpine plaza]

guys my balala might be calculating

its at 22M calculations rn

[runic plaza]

HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE SO LITTLE SCORE

[magic sun]

is this game fun? was lookin at it for the sale rn

[runic plaza]

It's pretty fun, however it might get a bit tedious if you don't complete the progression thingy

Like ik that's what the progression was designed for but it's designed in such a way you think you could ignore it

And then the game just does not progress, straight up

Funnily enough balatro is actually what got me interested in potion craft

[alpine plaza]

im getting wario canvass retriggers first

its at 28M rn and still getting money

[runic plaza]

Oh that's why

I just yeet the retrigger econ jokers as soon as retriggers get bad

Or just reroll them with code

[alpine plaza]

not a bad idea

[runic plaza]

bcs like $2?! really?!

[alpine plaza]

my rerolls are free and everything in shop is for 1 buck

so like getting more money is useless

its been calculating like that for good 2 hours

im scared how long it will take

[runic plaza]

Wait is that just a shitty equalizer? what a joke

[sour oasis]

[alpine plaza]

its at 47 million calculations and i feel like its been an eternity already

[proud tree]

marvel rivals such a good game it dereferenced a null pointer before i even got in a game 🔥🔥🔥

[wheat coral]

What

[dusty patrol]

I got surgery, that's it really

[plush sonnet]

Texas

[hasty light]

Nothing is certain but death and Texas

[upbeat ginkgo]

That guy looking like he just got his wisdom teeth removed.

[wheat coral]

That's Lyndon Johnson

[teal vortex]

We need yaoi of these 2

[plush sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1173701900051419228/1277118756346265663/caption.gif

[median lark]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhhomeboyyyy-gianluca-me-reading-wtf-gif-21273156

[teal vortex]

Ok i wasnt cooking💔

[pearl flume]

Please recruit 2 ally:

Jolene- A succubus rouge, using heavy aphrodisiac she can distract anyone she pleases while looting them clean. Promises she's loyal.

Billy Jean- A Lizard mercenary, built like a brick house and wielding a double axe bigger than you are. Despite this he's relatively new to the buisness.

Notorious B.I.G- A sentient golem with a fairy for a core. Notorious is it's name, don't get confused. You get what you see with a 10 foot tall statue.

Barbie Girl- An elvin alchemist and bar owner. Known for her Gin and Juice during the day and her acidic, poisonous potions at night.

Midnight Rider- A dwarven sharpshooter with a strange mobile canon that shoots oval iron carvings. He says his invention will make history.

[oak citrus]

B.i.g and Rider. Rock and stone up in this piece

[wheat coral]

Big and rider. Both sides of the spectrum.

[dense salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/patriotic-landscape-beautiful-mowing-lawn-gif-12177568

[fiery grotto]

buisness is funny way to spell business

[fiery grotto]

Barbie girl and Jolene

[sudden creek]

the marketing team deserves a raise

[hasty light]

It's pretty obviously fake

When has KFC ever sold mushrooms

But it is funny

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-pressure-pressure-pressure-roblox-roblox-pressure-pandemonium-gif-16900571213983126485

[stone gust]

this is even funnier when you consider that fl's mixer has an eq already bult-in that works just as good

[mighty birch]

my king could never

[tardy cape]

not really. the bass sound is basic because its on a sampler container with EQ

what FX you put on it can make it sound complex

[runic plaza]

That's a SYNTH?!

wtf

[tardy cape]

people made complex sound with 3xOsc + filters

[runic plaza]

Well yes buut this isn't even a 3xosc

Like at least 3xOsc lets you choose wave form and frequency, as well as mixing mode

Here it's just "haha volume for three random frequencies lmao"

anyways

[tardy cape]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TSX47ijY3Yg

[runic plaza]

The question you should be asking is, is there any use case where the mentioned BoobAss is better than 3xOsc

[tardy cape]

wait nevermind bro turned down the other EQ and put distortion

[runic plaza]

(answer is no)

Like why even package it

[tardy cape]

to save CPU cycle or for older project. they break without it

[runic plaza]

The mentioned FX consume most of it regardless

[tardy cape]

its like when you ask yourself should you stick with FL Keys for piano or use FLEX

both serves the same function

FLEX is more extensible.

[runic plaza]

Also the only 3xosc I ever used is this

[tardy cape]

does it serve your purpose?

[runic plaza]

yes

[tardy cape]

good.

[runic plaza]

It serves the purpose of me being shit at sound design

[stiff storm]

i hate my accounting course

[tardy cape]

oh and also @runic plaza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxhJfLMGRc

[runic plaza]

Like why are all these just themed soundfont loaders

[tardy cape]

[vivid bronze]

Who are they?

[twin swallow]

Chaos worshipper I think.

WH40K.

The driver is an ultramarine.

[vivid bronze]

No bells, never been into Warhammer 🤷‍♂️

[twin swallow]

All good.

[leaden quartz]

opinions on my beat so far?

[wet oar]

what key is it in?

[runic plaza]

wtf did I just make

[wet oar]

castlevania type beat

[runic plaza]

"Me realizing pads are actually good" the track

[leaden quartz]

chromatic

[runic plaza]

Like the ending is the only part I genuinely enjoyed making

[leaden quartz]

aka f# dominant bebop but its chromatic but also f# major idk

[shell oriole]

My on repeat on Spotify has already been blessed with Balatro

[runic plaza]

Funnily enough, I made this just before

kalm

alright this is now a music sharing channel

any other discussion will not be tolerated from now on

Presecutors will be sent to gulag

[runic plaza]

⠀

[hollow smelt]

It's my birthday! ^w^

[fickle moon]

awesome heres a free candy 🍬
yk this is like my first time doin it in 2025

[plain python]

Happy birthday

[hollow smelt]

Thankies :3

[twin swallow]

So I can assault the passengers? Cool.

[kindred jasper]

Balatro 2 will be a fully 3D Experience; developer LocalThunk confirms.

[pearl flume]

Tell me all the things I've missed. Who's been killed and who's been kissed.

[oak citrus]

I've been both. In that order

[compact mica]

I wonder how that'd work lol

[modern heart]

Inscryption but Balatro and Jimbo

[compact mica]

Actually wouldn't be the worst idea

[lofty tangle]

Holy freagh I got Cryptid to work on ANdroid!

[elfin escarp]

When you still haven't won a run in 18 or fewer rounds

[hollow smelt]

Someone at the school wished me a happy birthday 🥹

[stone gust]

this is huge

[elfin escarp]

Happy birthday

[hollow smelt]

Thankies! :3

[upbeat ginkgo]

Good question.

[spice tusk]

bruh

[tame cipher]

No high contrast mode enabled... 😱

[modern heart]

Ez crimson heart just debuffs the lich

[twin swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-true-true-adachi-tohru-adachi-gif-7686386473571447384

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[stone gust]

wtf is fate

[minor bridge]

Looking at your profile and I'd either hate you or be good friends with you until I had you assassinated for insulting my basic bitch anime

[shadow estuary]

dni if ur not a fate fan!!!

[minor bridge]

Anyways I watched 2 episodes of fate and died

YOU FUCKIN DNI

DNI THESE FAT BOLLOCKS

STOP LISTENING TO CHILDREN OF THIS CITY ON LOOP

[stone gust]

[stiff igloo]

K

[opal walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[oak citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rockos-modern-life-scream-panic-freaking-out-gif-26168164

[limber nexus]

have y’all heard of

this goofy rip off

[limber nexus]

balala

[unkempt mortar]

took one try o n that mastery

[timber oyster]

Yo can anyone send this to another server

[unkempt mortar]

your msg is under it so @timber oyster

you have to screenshot it

[timber oyster]

Hold on gimmi à sec

[gilded ore]

Cant have a clown or jester oc no more Balatro is getting more mainstream AND Chappel Roan dressed up as one

my originality... its going down the drain...

noooooo

[timber oyster]

Yo can someone send this to another server?

[gilded ore]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-salesman-crash-out-speech-bubble-squid-game-season-2-gif-14227681280099985551

now I wont just get compared to pomni for having clown ocs, but also to Roan and jimbo balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

why do people do this shit man

[timber oyster]

Cuz its fun?

[glossy fulcrum]

whats fun about it

[timber oyster]

Seeing how log itle get

[glossy fulcrum]

you wont even see the end of it

[timber oyster]

Ik but its iteresting

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont get it

[blazing vapor]

hey guys I think my baron's a little weird

[glossy fulcrum]

wokelatro

[unkempt mortar]

tf

[worldly adder]

Pen & cards

[untold coral]

._.

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/bQe4lb9aQ78?si=y1acbxYEFzafOpa4

[stone topaz]

I think this is the last place I expected a BotC meme
And now I kinda want to make a mod out of it

[elfin escarp]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead

[worldly adder]

Cool, right?

[untold coral]

ye

[earnest mortar]

I dont get it

Wait i get it now

[wise spoke]

wtf is that

[burnt spindle]

Please explain🙏

[dense salmon]

mi mi (compressed)

[wise spoke]

ok?

[regal knot]

Today I learned LumpyTouch is the one that did pixel art for vagabond

[modern heart]

yup!

[dense salmon]

Amazing

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

You went out to a drive through to get some food, but instead of your order they gave you a bag filled with cash instead, around a million at least and you didn't noticed until you drove off. What do you do ?

[gray harness]

time travel to before I can get the cash and tell the past me to give it back

[random hawk]

this is crazy

[glossy fulcrum]

well they fucked up the order a little but ig its still food

[rough ore]

"if you were setup for life what would you do?"

[fiery grotto]

Id go spend the million dollars on fries

[twin swallow]

Immediately fucking dispose of the bag, it's probably drug/blood money, either way it's shady as hell.

[tardy cape]

mahjong soul have roguelike mode

[twin swallow]

Mahjong?

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-0-kiwami-1-yakuza-1-dibo-gif-4676652816368043211

[wise spoke]

the guys that made Minecraft

[oak citrus]

Dominos?

[ember halo]

oh it's back?

i never tried that when it existed the first time

is it fun

[tardy cape]

you dont modify the tile wall

its a solo mahjong but you can get trinkets to improve run

[lime maple]

Currently trying to draw diavolo from jojos bizarre adventure 🙏🙏

[twin swallow]

American detected. You put the month before the day you psycho.

[dusk gazelle]

be a million up

[dusk gazelle]

what’s gonna happen on 2/7/25 😟

[bronze ice]

where's the anarctica option????

racist af

[earnest mortar]

Ive been exposed

[charred cedar]

rate the checkmate

[gray harness]

what's gonna happen on july?

[humble perch]

:((

[alpine solstice]

loch ness monster

[eternal knot]

the demo is out now on Steam in case y'all wondering! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3503990/Plumbum/

Steam

Plumbum

Sanity is for the weak!PLUMBUM is a retro top-down roguelike shooter where you'll have to survive the innumerable hordes of mooks and goons in the cursed corridors of this cursed game. Will you survive as long as you can, or will you die trying?You make your own sandwich!In this game, you'll strategically decide how to lay out each level through...

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

for those uninitiated: it is Balatro with guns

[dry temple]

8/10

beautiful blood art

and the double knights....

the blocked off rook path....

rq what was white's last move again?

[charred cedar]

Kh1

[dry temple]

forced move?

[charred cedar]

Admittedly, I hung my queen but still managed to come back, lol.

[dry temple]

9/10

[charred cedar]

Yes

[dry temple]

i love the recovery

[charred cedar]

it was a mate in 5 sequence

this is the initial position

still learning a lot

but he blundered so it was mate in 2?

[pearl flume]

Ok, what hero in this selection should I play next to get to diamond again ?

Tahm Kench, Rammus, Malphite, Garen, Kindred

[leaden quartz]

feed crumbs

[tepid lintel]

Hmmm, yes, quite.

King me.

[dry temple]

omori

[lone orbit]

what is this

[shrewd raft]

I wish the game had a way to further talk to the humans I'm missing out on pseudoromantic hijinks

[shrewd raft]

Also 3/3 games ts too easy

[oak citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245987865943474269/1337382650691719261/1676483671887707.gif

[bronze ice]

This never gets old

[modern heart]

Are you trousers maxing?

[glossy fulcrum]

looks like that one bug

with the lady that starts with extra projectile size

[bronze ice]

Wouldn’t call it a bug

Just a couple of mechanics culminating in a pretty funny interaction

||enemy health scaling with levels (or lack thereof in this case), runetracers perfectly bouncing in place in that spot of the map with the projectile size increase and it rehitting every “bounce” which is usually irrelevant or at least never amplified to this level in normal gameplay||

[glossy fulcrum]

ye

[bronze ice]

At least that’s how I believe it works

[glossy fulcrum]

the scaling part was def right

[bronze ice]

Ye that is just factual

[late viper]

just lost 420$ while holding bootstraps due to Ox DNA

[glossy fulcrum]

it used to be the only way to kill the reaper

[late viper]

hows your day going

[glossy fulcrum]

right?

or was there a way to stunlock it with the thousand blades

[bronze ice]

The latter I’m kinda guessing but idk how else the damage would make sense

[bronze ice]

I think so? But I haven’t played in like 3 years

I’ve forgotten most of the stuff in this game

[late viper]

anyways how do i get good endless runs

trying to get ante 12 voucher

[glossy fulcrum]

well now there’s the crimson shroud and the evolved lancet that i forgot the name

[bronze ice]

That makes for an enjoyable replay though

[late viper]

i forgot how i did it on my first save

[bronze ice]

Ye used that to kill just today

Also got to minute 40 just with lancet/laurel but no kills

I’m gonna check the stats and maybe attempt to kill it with brute force blind

[glossy fulcrum]

my trouser could probably survive indefinitely

6e8 eggs

[shadow estuary]

any fate fans!!!

[bronze ice]

What in the-

With that much luck do you just spawn in a pile of rosaries

+40% movement speed lmao