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Please choose a Skill:
Ruler of Everything- Charge an incredibly powerful attack that greatly lowers movement speed while charging and drains stamina incredibly fast. Once released or all stamina is spent, unleash an extremely powerful attack depending on your weapon and deal 200% damage. No cooldown.
& - After staggering or defeating an enemy "&" allows you to immediately perform a dash attack towards a nearby enemy in the blink of an eye, staggering or defeating an enemy with this dash resets the cool down and increases the next dash damage by 30%. 30 seconds cooldown.
The Mind Electric- Become incredibly still with your weapon sheathed or lowered, this lasts for 3 seconds, during this duration if any attack connects with you, negate all damage for the following 5 seconds and automatically respond with an attack at 150% damage. 10 seconds cooldown if no attack were countered. 30 seconds cooldown.
the mind electric sounds cool
Neither, Dream Sweet in Sea Major :)
Its giving jojo
& and The Mind electric seem interesting. Depending on the situation Id pick one or the other but I think & is better single target while mind electric is better grouped.
None, turn the lights off :3
I had a dream last night that a woman loved me then I woke up and remembered I am a committed balatro player
We all go through this 
I don’t have time for a “girlfriend” when I could be playing balatro

Average balatro player:
Most successful balatro player:
do you have time for a “boyfriend”
Most normal balatro player:
Hi
I have no one to say goodnight to, so goodnight balatro server!
does anyone have the wheel of fortune <nope> isolated as a png/svg?
Late but goodnight
Someone tell me the chances
Isn't this off topic ?
Not really?
Should be 2.63016674e-9
That’s less than 50%
So I'm currently working on concepts for my own roguelike game
I plan on basing the game on a combination of two games that are basically just different versions of each other: backgammon and long nardy
I'm also thinking about maybe adding just a hint of Yahtzee mechanics
Still not 100% sure how I want the combat to work yet but I think it's coming along just fine
I'm thinking about one of the main themes being based around using pieces from other board games and maybe adding cards as well somehow
I wouldn't want the cards to effect too much of the gameplay though
M.O.A random idea:
A character that always chews gum and has a seemingly endless suply. They can use their gum like a frog's tongue and spiderman's web.
That's a cool idea
What’s an M.O.A?
I
Kinda like Hisoka ig
Pebjs
& sounds a little good
What's stopping you from infinitely chaining it
Or can you not do it to the same person twice In a row
Some seeds have all 10 of spades in their packs, is this one? I feel like this is the all rare jokers seed…
hey whats the big idea!?
Does anyone love my child
Did you adopt him?
Yes :3
If I say yes, do I have to take care of him?
Yeah I love him.
:D
its not my child so respectfully no
... is their dad Thomas
M.O.A Random Idea: Reverse-Reverse scuba gear.
Wear a suit made entirely out of water that covers head to toe, floating. Wear a snorkle to breathe, you can walk around being completely cool and refreshed.
Yes
You made him cry
Look what you've done
Wait, actually, who’s M.O.A, The Fairy Witch, and what do they do?
A friend of mine is absolutely obsessed with this thing and I don’t even know what it is
Penguin train?
Wth is a daily question?
a question that is daily
You don't have to bother with that.
I've done daily questions for discord, amiinos and other stuff for a couple of years now
sometimes i switch it to 2 questions per day if the activity on the server is too low.
You'll find the question at about... 14 hours from now, every day, usually
They're meant to get people talking, interact, think, use their brain
the paypal thing was suggested by some of the older servers i'm in
Think of me as the daily news paper's crosswords.
It's a stuffed animal by itemlabel, itemlabel is famous for making stuffed animals that look cute but have really fucked up back stories, they are a very deranged company, most of their ads are them just abusing their creatures and it's hilarious, peepy is a war criminal btw (not joking)
They are adorable
It's like, a duck cow thing
best way to spend 2 days
Поддержать канал:
https://www.donationalerts.com/r/kai_streamer
#balatro #kaistreamer #roguelike #рогалик #poker #cards #eduemonssolitaire
Wow they don't even bother to hide it
MY AI CALLED ME A DUMBASS
CHATGPT JUST CALLED ME A DUMBASS
I know I said random bullshit and called it a dumbass first but like, it's not supposed to call me that :(((
Pain
"Cute" they look ugly as shit omg.
If that's your definition of cute, evolution has failed you.
Mouse
D:
Evolution has failed you, that's just the facts.
Nuh uh
has it failed me :3
Do you find Itemlabel's plushies cute?
Failed at reproduction, factory make a new one.
shucks…
The production line is currently making a replacement, any customers may receive a refund within the next 7 business days.
Someone send this individual to Australia
Femboys are super cool
My best friend is a femboy, they are very super awesome and I love them so much
is there any king dom raising game where u play as the king?
Sort the court or something idk
Fuck you that gif broke my discord
:).
basically the war of locked closets in a nutshell
That's a very cute kangaroo
Idk what that is but it sounds gay
behind that closet is mah laptop
Among Us

There is no war in ba sing se/ref
I linked this game for a friend and what it's steam on with that price
most normal price
description is also in russian for some reason
Could be in Rubles and using the wrong symbol. That would be about $13
Yeah, that was gonna be my guess
Since the language is in Russian, the cost is likely meant to be in Russian too
yay~
UwU mrowww~ meow meoww~
nyaa
THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE
But you really don't need to show us this cringe bullshit
It's not cringe dude, let me say what I want TwT
Dms exist and there's probably a thousand femboy servers
Say what you want just not in the wrong place
If you find it cringe then just ignore me and fuck off
It's really simple
Ermmmm
What
Can a mod kill this
Someone @ a mod I'm too scared to do it lol
@rough snow execute em please 🦣
Sure hope i dont die now
Death :3
Woah that's a bit rude!1!1/j
what have the most liked suggestions been for blato
like the ones in #1155557846805643434
any fate fans!!!
tip: don't use iCloud.
Jimbo buffoon pack
bro writes xml
yes. And natively, too.
- download official LOVE appimage for linux
- extract the appimage
- extract balatro.exe
- copy balatro source into the appimage
- zip it back or just run right from there with AppRun
Custom card designs hopefully
Such small civil matters can be solved by just blocking the user. Nothing they do is really objectively wrong(they usually just say ":3" or something), being "cringe" isn't against ToS or server rules.
This is interesting, can I use Lovely as a Linux user as well?( I use Linux Mint Xia)
Yup
Oh shit, I might try this I am interested in modding Balatro and I think it has low specs for my trash laptop.
It can compile into an .so (use with something like --package lovely-unix, i forgot the exact thing), then just run balatro with LD_PRELOAD=path/to/lovely.so
I'll write this down.
XD yeah
It's kind of annoying lol
Honestly blocking someone just for being "cringe" is kinda pathetic but oh well
Speaking of pathetic this game SUCKS
AHHHH
Nothing really wrong with it, it's honestly one of the best approaches to that specific issue.
Matrix has an amazing feature of ignoring the user, such that all their messages on all servers (called spaces there for technical reasons) or on a particular one are simply not shown. Unfortunately nobody fucking cares about Matrix.
cringe in my case = a dose of flamethrower
but we do not do that here cause my flamethrower gone
Yeah lol, I blocked them tho UwU
Also mrowwww
Mrrrrp
I don't usually mess around with Discord addons/mods because
A:I use mobile.
B:It sometimes borders as being against tos.
I actually ate your flamethrower
eh its fine imma just gonna grab a new one from my arsenal
Matrix is an independant open protocol, which normally doesn't give a shit about discord. It's more akin to a standardized XMPP (or IRC if it was developed in modern age).
It has its own ecosystem with native clients for whatever you want (IIRC, there even was a client for Nintendo 3ds because why the fuck not), different server implementations and everything else and is fairly popular in linux/technical world.
Being an open protocol, it also has bridges which abstract functions of different proprietary protocols (e.g. whatsapp, telegram, discord) to Matrix standard, which means you get to have Matrix chats and all else integrated seamlessly between each other.
-# holy fuck embed spam
Like discord would never even imagine this
fucking emacs client
Guys, blueprint is depressed, you all USED HIM TOO MUCH! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
"I'm depressed as fuck" - 
btw, mint has it too https://matrix.to/#/#linuxmint:matrix.org
He is still smiling
He's hiding his depression
I would send a voice message but I'm extremely sick and I would sound like a dying grandma
that's perfect
I also genuinely can't even talk because I'm so sick 💀 (not exaggerating)
Please do so, I wanna hear it.
blud thats munthavar 😭
Aww hehe :3
i remember trying vc and well
it went bad
i did
theres only 1 t sound
clearly sounded like munthavr
WHO WANTS TO OPEN IT
me from 30 blocks away
and no im not like trying to get cover or anything im on a minecraft boat rn
people should do this instead of throwing tomatoes
Yes >:D
the battle bricks:
i hate cars and cars
well fucj you too then
yes they did
Animations and sprites by RiceAstronault
Music by robtheimpure
Music link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idU3TSyK2_Y
This boss has a couple mechanics that need tweaking. Namely the burned jack skill is supposed to heal and I intend to make The Lovers card also heal the enemy. In addition Yorick's skills are mixed up in the text. A build wi...
(not by me btw)
go look up bobo blitz on steam i didint make it but its fun and the dev needs motivation
Does anyone know where to find the following:
A pikmin animation, using the "Semi-Charmed Life" section of Weird Al's "Polkamania"
It's the pikmin singing i think, and then after the "goodbyeee" they run around frantically while 3 bulborbs dance
Its already in the other games channle https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1240364605461631008
(Forgot to reply… woops)
So I’m getting into monster high recently
What the fuck do i do
Duck this one
someone here mentioned slay the spire and damn is a nice game
not liking the mobile port tho but def getting it on steam
He do be looking fresh doe
Playing Hoyo games on Linux is probably possible through Wine, there's just a risk of triggering the anticheat
I usually just play on mobile
ALL KO’s???
is that THE glass joe
where should i put blue print
On the smeared joker (trust)
Casn anyone help me with my Undertale True Pacifist run
I got the ||letter from Undyne|| but when I ||go to the lab|| to ||slide it under the door|| the door just opens...
I watch to many genocide runs 😭
oh god its been so long
im thinking
||You have done a Neutral run, right?||
||Yeah I did one yesterday||
||But havent done Geno||
||And Undyne gave you the letter, it is in your inventory?||
Yes
||And then going to the front door and trying to interact with it doesn't slide the letter under it?||
||The door opens automatically for me||
Ive tried restarting already (as in exit game and go back in)
that is quite peculiar
as far as i know, there isnt anything else you would need to do, as everything is a requirment to ||get the letter in the first place||
Have you done the ||Mettaton EX fight on this save?||
now that i legally own btd6, i defeated this week's boss, it wasn't as bad as i thought (you only have 1/2 of each tower, engineer and breast handler are gone)
also rate my monkey names
Oh wait yeah, Ive already ||gone to Asgore|| because my dumb brain forgot about ||the dates||
oh
Is that why?
So you went through new ||home|| and such?
Yes
||talked to sans and got to asgore, but left to do more?||
if i was to guess that would be the reason
there might be a flag somewhere on the way that prevents you from being able to do the run once proceeding into ||new home|| or something
||I fought Asgore and then was like "Oh wait I forgot some stuff" when I saw flowey so then went back through||
Ig Ill restart the run then
😔
luckily the game isnt too long
and also i dont know if its actually the problem, its just ive never seen anyone go that far into a nuetral run and try to pivot into true
Maybe this time I can do punch card skip on dummy
same
On the bright side, I get to ||date Papyrus|| again!
Same
i also love LISA
glad I was told it was so cheap
Ikr
I cant wait to play mods/fangames
if you want more indie rpg reccomendations, if you can handle absolutely horrible things i reccomend LISA
its on my list of stuff to play
i also ened to finish OneShot
ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR OFF REMAKE
you should totally check out OFF when it releases on steam
Alright
the first boss of OFF is what Papyrus was originally designed after
Can't believe there's RPGM Games talk over here. My most active server is the r/RPG Maker discord, so this warms my heart
Also Space Funeral is the goat
its on my list
I need a to do list
How about Toilet In Wonderland?
Play a Straight Flush for $4
I want to print out the balatro to do list without the text so I can right my own stuff
i havent heard of that
Another RPGM classic. Though not a traditional rpg
More in the vein of Witch's House, Ib, those kind of puzzlers
Yume Nikki even
It's such a good game for vibes and visuals, for sure. That's the game that got me into RPGM
it had me wanting to try making an RPG
i love the surreal/liminal/vibe centered RPG
just exploring weird lands
play a flush five for $0.1
Hell yes! That is my taste in rpgs/games in general too. The more bizzare the better
its a dream one day, but for now ive just been making soundtracks and music
ah, the tutoriel
Yep
I love hylics
Wait you can flee the toriel fight XD
yeah
Fancy Meat Computer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to play through 2 again soon
if you fellas were in an rpg what role would you assume
Wow, that's my path too, that's awesome. I do more sound effects than anything, but video game music too. I'm doing sfx for two rpgm indie games in the rpgm server right now.
I'd probably be a tank
Toriel done
I'd be thief, easy
I did a few game jams back in the day, but havent really looked for a team. Just been making a portfolio
That's so cool, hell yeah!
bulky melee dps
actually I'd just be baldwin
currently working on a soundtrack for a Lobotomy Corporation adjacent ttrpg
If you ever need someone who can break games I know a guy
Holy damn that sounds super interesting
I know a guy named Cheat Engine
lob corp is a fun game
like earthbound?
earthbound is a bit too grounded, but its a classic
bit too grounded for that descriptor*
is lobotomy Corp adjacent to dwarf fortress
SANS UNDERTABLE?!
holy hell
Uhh BASED?!?
DO SANS UNDERTALE SKIP
if I made an rpg I'd make it a mix of darkest dungeon and earthbound
kinda
Sans Undertale ANTE skip
wish there were more rpgs like eb that had multiplayer
I mean block tales yeah but that's a roblox game and it's more adjacent to paper mario than earthbound
hell yeah
im looking forward to Endacopia
well most are just full of micro transactions
and Elation for the Wonder Box 6000 is on my radar
You should play Crypt Worlds
https://cicadamarionette.com/Games/CryptWorlds/Main.html
and also it's balancing is PURE ASS 🔥 🔥
ill look into it
tangentially related i hope machine girl does the ost for an rpg one day
Sans is that a human!!!
Nah thats a rock
Dude, wtf. Why are you consistently saying things that I'm also super into. This is weird
XD
It's just bizzare to find someone into rpgm, making sounds, Machine Girl, and weird ass surreal art. Not mainstream interests lol
True
well being on an indie card game roguelike game discord is a pretty dense filter all things considered
so i suppose if we would stumble across similar people, this would be the place
That is true. This place is full of absolute weridees
Papyrus confirmed pokemon? Has Sp. Atk??
Huh?? No
despite loving undertale as much as i do i never really got into the fangames or modding scene
I watched the Underfest or whatever its called and apparently there are a lot of cool mods coming 2025
And fangames
i am sometimes a purist like that, i usually only find myself able to appreciate source materials
maybe im just lazy though
thats an option too
XD
I saw what strange features that huge Undertail update/game thing is going to have. Was that all fan mods made official?
No clue
the undertale mod manager or whatever is a fan made thing in the first place i think
straight up sick with it
I literally spent 30 minutes on the puzzle even though I knew the solution
sometimes thats just how it be lol
projects im working on for music:
- Lob Corp remix + original song soundtrack
- Mystery Dungeon Fan Game soundtrack
- Breakcore/Jungle album

God I wish I could sit my ass down and actually learn how to make jungle music. My favorite stuff right there
what DAW do you use
I used beetbox a bit
It's a fun little tool, for sure
No hit papyrus time
but jungle is can be very.... production level intensive? idk the right word, but it needs a lot of weird stuff
GOSH DANG IT
i got lucky and snagged the FL Studio All Plugins bundle for like $300 from Humblebundle
I forgot the bone after the blue attack
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please answer the following prompt:
You wake one day to find yourself the ability to create, manipulate and change any non-living thing in existence for only 1 day. Making a massive eggplant out of thin air, turning a school into the size of a miniature, rain diet coke, anything. What will you do with this power ?
Obviously I create a stash of food and drinks for the future first, but after that I mess with cards to change the cards while people are looking to make them think its just magic and stuff
For sure. I've looked up tutorials and tried a few times to actually make it. Closest I got was using premade loops and samples from the Bandlab library
not bad
getting the drum breaks is probably the best ratio of effort to how well it turns out
I got hit like 10 times
And getting the drums actually right and sounding good is so fucking hard lmao, trips me up so bad
yeah, it can be tough
Create Balatro remix when?

i cant music theory for shit
Same lol
Make that more like 12
its over
Im cooked

Anyways dating time
Date done
epic win!
Time for fish lady
Actually wait I need to go to Grillbys with sans first
Ok did that
Fish lady time
How did I mess up the flowers 😭
😔
Twice
😔 😔 😔 😔
I need to stop acting like Im a professional speedrunner
I failed dummy skip
Im so bad at this game XD
Welp guess Ill dtop here
Thanks for your help Sizzle
So, I apologize for this kinda odd question, but figured might not be too outlandish...
Would it be possible for some help potentially making this game (currentlyin the demo phase) accessible to the blind, whether through talking with the dev, or through mods?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3353100/Passant_A_Chess_Roguelike/
If not that, then potentially help spreading the word about it, and the possibility of requesting accessibility?
Passant is a chess roguelike, where the rules can be twisted and unique pieces can be used to change the game. Build your board by earning powerful pieces with unique rules, items to change the tide of battle, and badges which can synergise with your board to deliver victory. Beat match after match of increasing difficulty until y...
Coming soon
there is no way ☠️
Hello, cooked, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
this one looks cool
wait you're the person that made this game?
the zombies are on your lawn…..
correct
and my neighbor is defending it
but aren't you the neighbor
The neighbor with the power
no, the player is the neighbor
Does it look ossible to mod, to make it screenreader-compatible?
idk
if i got scam dm from an account here, do i just ping a mod, or do i dm a mod, or is there something else...?
I think you can ping and show proof here
Is it this guy
user id: 1265732149957492827
@hidden notch
help a bot is trying to get me to play balatro if it actually deserved its pegi 18 rating (its trying to get me play actual poker)
different guy
Delicious scam bots
Don't make it such a mystery
Black history, black history
Don't make it such a mystery
Learn about black history
It's black history month kid and what have you done?
It's the Feb to the ru to the ary son
Now listen to my words cause I've just begun,
Don't let it go in one ear and fall out the other one
And...
Don't make it such a ...
hmmmm maybe i should splash
actually maybe not
this is a flush based build and im getting some good luck
Yeah, splash aint for flushes
its better for maybe the start but im on ante 3 rn and got a good flush build going on
Since a flush is five cards, splash won't do anything. If you had big levels in high card, you could play five cards and count all with splash
i like those odds
also imma destroy uncommon joker, its really useless rn
yeah thats uncommon joker
What in the huh is this spit??
its a modded joker

yeah the art on that mod aint the best, but the jokers are pretty good gameplay wise
Radical
do QoL/UI mods disable steam achievements?
u usin steammodded?
cuz it has a feature to keep the achievements
haven't started modding the game yet. saw some cool mods I'd like to try but wanted to make sure. I'll def check out steammodded, I appreciate it
btw steammodded is an api for mods
it uses an injector called lovely
we can continue in #⚙・modding-general
well look at that
hello
i love ur pfp
Thanks
"mmm hey!"
oh!
nothing
Hmmmmmm
truly. it was nothing
Cards
anyone know pairs and perils
This cuphead boss fight
isnt she the plane one
Yeah first plane one
i hated the dragon one
That’s literally the entire game
I’m goin to bed
Looks like a reference to the emblem of Gonzo Journalism, a fist with two thumbs gripping a peyote button.
Best run yet with 3hours played on Balatro. Death is near. Proud of myself. (i have exams next week)
where do i have to put main.lua to get mods to work
Roffle is the best streamer
Thematically corruption, but crimson is just a much more enjoyable biome
I do enjoy Crimson more personally.
It's easy af what tips do you need
PROMO unreleased track !
From "Jazzmasters 4" (2003)
https://amzn.to/2T52kIa
https://www.paulhardcastle.com/music
beautiful instrumental
@runic kiln Idk why I got baned from cryptid pls let me join back
pls @fresh parcel me back if you let me join
(mention)
Check DMs, we sent you a reason for the ban
does anyone play lethal company
That’s not any better
https://diversesystem.bandcamp.com/track/paranoia-sonatina-grande
who made this and why the fuck IS IT SO GOOD
I am outraged, but also in awe
GOONMORNING EVERYPONY
i love how everytime i have a 3 of a kind and gamble for full house i just get four of a kind instead
im not complaining
its good
thats why you should just build for 4oak instead of full houise
aand i just got a full house
this combo is just fun
its a lot of different things but it works for now
What deck is that?
black deck, i have a skin mod that makes the base decks look like baba
Okay dokey.
i replaced crafty joker with imperial topaz bc
well its Better™️
OMG i thought i was cooked but i got the best two pair for my combo
thank the rng lords
the sirens song draws me in once again
istg if i get the plant
who is this man?
got dang, hotline miami lookin
I'm currently working to get the game properly a Steam page
with a demo and all
for Steam Next Fest
nice nice, good luck (i know nothing about getting games steam pages lol)
Congrats!
Chat am I cooked
I'm even more cooked
um help- my discord and device language is fine but wtf
it’s a photo through discord
Not anymore than you already were
Putting numbers and words on it doesn’t change anything for you
What does that mean 😭
It means you are the exact same person you were before
So just cause you get labels put on you it doesn’t mean you should live your life any differently
look at my cat gang
Kitty
Then no, you’re not cooked
Why is agate yellow
What does this card even do?
I have 60 hours in this game and I still dont know what it does.
Royal flush
Synergy with jokers that work on face cards
OH?!
I have 30 hours but it's been a favourite of mine
I thought it was supposed to give me 10 chips.
Doesn't scale though
No it just applies the face card status to everything
some jokers need face cards to do smth, and pareidolia makes it so that every card is a face card. is bad when you get the plant, its a blind that debuffs face cards.
It just works with the jokers?
no it works with the whole game
Yeah I got fucked by the plant once.
anything that uses a face card will think that every card is a face card
Yeah & every straight flush is a royal flush which is funny
Makes things worse
Jimbo if he slayed
I dont think undertale is happy with me
@modern heart I forgot again, but this time I remembered to do it before going to the motel so I havent ||done the final Mettaton fight||
but the door still opens when I go to it
There has to be something you are forgetting
They are rlly making me want to commit mass genocide
You have the letter?
Check inventory yeha
maybe I have a full inventory or something
Yeah could try that if you don't have it
Ok yeah its not in there, which is weird because I did talk to undyne but Ig Ill go back
If your inventory is full you can't get it
Hmm
am I stupid, I just have to talk to them right?
Did you do ||papyrus date, cooking lesson, and gave undyne water?||
I cant remember if I gave ||undyne water||
You did need to do that
I remember I did it because I said ||"Man she takes forever to get up after you pour the water on her"||
yes just now
||was gonna say you can't do the cooking if you didn't give her water||
I think you need to do ||Mettaton EX||
Alright
and just to be sure all I do after all the other stuff is ||talk to Undyne/Papyrus right?||
||backtrack after ex I think and undyne will call you to pick up the letter||
alright
balatro gave me an idea for a blackjack roguelike
ofc i will never be able to make it but
pluh
There already is one
Its called Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
fun game
hm
maybe i could in godot
cinema or catastrophe
cinastrophe
@modern heart
So have I done everything now
Or wait do I ||go in the true lab before Asgore?|| I forget
any fate fans!!!
||Yes, that's after the date before the end of the game||
👍🏻
are we gonna talk about the 2 hour long cutscene after beating diamond stake or nah
that was a highlight of the game for me and nobody seems to mention it
hey farters
||Alright Asgore time /j||
genocide has my favorite song in the series
Guys 1 or 2 pick one i need to pick something and i need help
I have to agree with deranged madman
3
||I am helping you immensely with that choice||
shadowbulb is going to get ||blocked once more||
and its not megalovania
hi
Hello, PowerCell Jack, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
Just sharing my dinner tonight. Braised lamb shank with jus on parmesan cauliflower mash
yummers
11/10.
does anyone like pizza tower
1 more to go
I havent been blocked, just muted for "24 hours" because I was being a jerk to vonnegut (it was totally worth it though)
and there was the one time we decided not to name a bug my original idea because of fear of me getting kicked for naming it that
But the Earth Refused! 🗣️📢🔊🔥
Got enough gravy or is the president your weight goal?
it's so neat the niche indie game cyberpunk 2077 got some representation in the form of a card skin
Never played it
Hey, it's on cauliflower, not potato!
The sauce is just beef stock, red wine, and brandy that the lamb cooked in for 5 hours. I strained off all the fat.
Honestly the worst thing for you in what I made is the cauliflower - lots of sour cream and parm cheese. How else do you make it taste half decent.
Everything else is as lean as can be.
Enjoy! 2 things can be great at once. Send a picture
... I would but I'm eating it on a paper plate cause I'm broke as balls and it looks trashyyyy
Ain't nobody judging the crockery.
Show me the meat
Please choose a Joker before clicking the black bar.
||What if it's effect was that of a Boss Blind instead ? Transform it's ability into a negative one!||
Battle against a true hero but yeah
Obelisk
||Playing your most played hand provides a X0.9 multiplier at the end of your scoring for each time you have played it this run.||
damn that sounds amazing
I picked my boy Hologram. I don't know how that would work
Each card above 52 in your full deck gives a 0.1× mult reduction
I promise you, it was better than it looks. No knife required, it pulled apart 🥰
damn
Man I hate the monkeys paw
makes my dinner look like Hungry Man
Is it less or more forgivable than these https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations#:~:text=12 References-,General overview,room in 1995 or 1996.
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I made KD the other night. Don't feel bad lol.
Goodnight yall
KD?
Kraft Dinner
ah ok
Blue box special
lemme guess Canadian?
Ye
nice
Are you?
nah lol
not yet anyways /j
oh wait that's Greenland
nevermind that joke didn't work
lmao
Well, get some Maple Syrup in ya and watch a couple hockey games. You'll fit right in.
Nobody sees the move he already did. Denmark increased their military spending and met NATO requirements.
is it true that in Canada the cotton candy grows on trees and the tipped cows give chocolate milk?
No, the brown cows give chocolate milk. The tipped cows become lean beef.
My heart will go on?
I don't know, will it?
We also have Shania Twain and her controversial-in-the-current-year, 'I Feel Like A Woman'
Which is honestly a pretty good song.
yeah I've heard of it
you also got Alanis Morisette
who ironically made an ironic song that isn't even ironic
I cannot name a single song if hers
you oughta know atleast one of them
I'd probably know it if I heard it, but I can't name one off the top of my head.
you you you oughta know
yeah you guys have a surprising amount of significant singers in the music business
some of your celebrities are probably bigger than a majority of American pop stars
Had to listen but I know that one yeah
Gord Downie is the GOAT and a national treasure, may he RIP.
its probably her most famous song
that or Ironic
the background music of the Oughties
Pls tell me you're familiar with The Tragically Hip
No
It's a band
Like, the quintessential Canadiana band
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Man, please check out all of their stuff. I'd recommend it all if I could.
When they did their farewell concert (Gord Downie had brain cancer), a full 3rd of Canadas population watched. It was a big event.
with card game?
oh, want to share?
yeah sure
im in college and i want to switch majors but my school doesnt have it
so i applied to a school in my state thats relativley hard to get into, but they have a small school for the major i want so that would be fun
but i also toured this private college today which was fucking awesome lmao i just dont know if ill be able to afford it
oh yes, they also have a work study program
hopeuflly i can make it all work out
sport management
What does that entail?
Fingers crossed for you!
I don’t know what’s happening in yalls lives. But man, small gems like balatro make things a little bit better. Recently got serious hurt and been bed rest for a couple weeks now, and I done nothing but rot in bed, watch media, and play balatro. Balatro managing to keep me entertained just enough to make my time less miserable
pretty much a busines degree in sports
yeah balatro is fun
i rly need to figur eout everything the game has to offer
Aw man, I dont know how to tell you this, but black deck has to happen sometime.
So... Moneyball
I beat it and still didnt unlock it all!
pretty much
What sport?
I done all the colored decks on white already
Working on getting red deck through all the bets
out of school whatever and wherever gives me money
I refereed hockey for 10 years
thats awesome
Good idea - Go deep on decks before going wide. You'll appreciate the break after grinding through purple-gold.
Best game on the planet IMO
Well, I got all the colored decks, but to get the special decks I gotta do all the bets, so I’m just gonna go through all the color decks with all the bets before touching the funky
Sadly no. I'm very easy coast, so most of the time puck drop is right aroung when I need to get to bed. When my team makes a playoff run I watch though
whats ur team
I did the same. Unlock all, then pick one and go deep. Yellow is probably the easiest to start with
Red is the first deck so why not, I like brute forcing even though I’m a math heavy student
I come from Calgary, and spent a few years training in Winnipeg, so natural 1 and 2. Also, the Jets were reclaimed from you yanks, so bonus points.
u good in stats?
Trust, do yellow first.
Econ is the main thing in this game, yellow gives you a boost to start it
Im already best the red bet, if I do another deck I’ll want to get them all red
Do it to learn
godspeed buddy. Remember that $25 is the magic number
You can finish the entire first ante without a joker
First what 5 rounds determines the rest of game
Nope.
You're getting scopelocked.
how
Discards
And junk hands
With some luck you can clear all the way up to 1.2k
Or whatever is 5th
High FH clears the small, 2 decent hands clears big, and straight/fh/flush/trips some combo of that gets you through boss blind.
I have not played in a long while, but yes, I can help
It’s just math and generalizations, just keep playing and notice trends
There's also taking a small hit now for possible upside in the future.
lemme finish making my be
Jokers matter
man my wrist been acting up lately]
Im ngl, HC scum is my go to
I wonder if anyone has a spreadsheet with % of winning a run based on different parts of the run
Because options get way slimmer if you don’t have a good first couple rounds, unless you get a lucky break through like a insanely good joker or something
Technically every run is as far as we know, but that's with set seeds.
Having solid econ lets you play around most of those pitfalls
I'm not exaggerating when I say i win 95% of black stake and lower games.
theres a room isnt there?
oh, no guess there isnt
yeah, just call me
Also, I just want you all to see what peak performance really looks like
LMAO
wait
thats the homescreen
They are secretly making illegal maple syrup without the permission of the government
whatever
Groker the boss
Do yall use reshade
eon i gave u a ring
My man is using Groker
My beloved
I have corrupted another one into the pair/hc scummery
Steel joker
||enhanced cards gives negative multiplier to played hands||
Anybody else noticed that cards like Anicent Joker, Do-To List and Mail-In Rebate change their random selected attribute at different times? For example Mail-In Rebate changes its rank after you defeat a blind while Do-to List changes its hand after you press cash in.
check this out boyz pretty fun game https://youtu.be/r-d5drsifD8
farts
Hanging chad
||Tough one tbh. Might not be a good one, but an effect I had was “All cards are debuffed. Playing a card of a rank removes this debuff from all other cards of the same rank.” Might be a little too long of an effect too lol||
Luchador
Have fun lmao
||All jokers debuffed until one blind skipped.||
… goddamn it that’s good
I mean wtf am I supposed to do for hanging chad
First card played gives negative values when scored.(example you lose 4 mult from Lusty on a heart instead of gain)
That was hard to think of too tbh.
||or like photo divides ur mult by 2||


Frapollo94 played Balatro yesterday and um. Wtf is this build?! This guy is normally really good at card games.
He is obsessed with interest for some reason, he had this big stupid smile on his face when he unlocked Money Tree lol.
Still love him though.(no homo)
2x stencil is so based
luka got traded to the lakers???
yeah shit's wild
wait you're a chiefs fan aren't you
I honestly thought he was going to be really good because he won his first Slay the Spire run and just was completely whooping that game's ass even on high acesions, mainly because he's played alot card games like YuGiOh. Even though Balatro is kinda of weird tbh.
What's this bee species called
Bullet Bills.
mid day snack
nope im just helping them channel the devil magic because i hate the eagles more than anything else under the sun
wow you're a traitor to america /j
the eagles are traitors to humanity
if the chiefs 3 peat god is dead
wait nevermind
god already died in the championship rounf
if i have to witness an eagles ring against what would be the best dynasty of the decade i dont think i'll survive till monday
ill start to turn to ash
yeah
55 points on our heads
bta
well it was a great season
i would have rather any other team out of 31 end it
that i am sure
i hope so 🤞
Remember when if your hand couldn't score from Psychic or Eye, you wouldn't even be able to play it?
is that shaco
Terriara players which one?
8
14
2
Crimson
I love Gorn so much, vr fighters are quite fun.
On that hater shit
Men.
Nah just kidding.
I don't get it either lol.
I mean technically it follows the server rules
but also this is a balatro server man
There's a rule for no loopholes.
true
Don't really know where to post this but I'm happy to be done with this!
🥳

yes yes


