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While you are 96 years old, you will die of a heart attack after a hawk flies through your window and frighten you.
You forsee him stopping the invasion for 2 months in the near future in order to focus on a hobby known as "Ping pong".
I'm totally okay with this. Mental stays in tact
The balatro release
Yes, Balatro will release.
Yes, Hotline Miami 3 will release.
😡
If I forsee the release that means Im looking at my phone/computer and it says the date on there
Madge
Sorry, 1 prophecy per person.
Got that junkyard job
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This guy gets it
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I am sorry to the whole of the balatro community as I have pirated the game cause I can't spend money right now but still want to play peak
:swashbuckler:
That’s fair, idc that much especially if it’s because you’re broke lol
Kinda ewww but it’s worth my a**
probably something you shouldn't say in the official discord but uh
Sure??
Pluh
hello
how can I transfer my progress from my iphone to my ipad
i use the arcade version and i'm logged in with the same game centar account in both devices
Pirating is far from just “illegal=bad”
Different people, including devs have different stances on it
The more important part here on discord is it's against TOS to discuss it at length
piracy that is
Ah that’s fair
For people who knows how casinos work, what does it mean when a waiter tells you that "The house recognises you" ?
I dont know casinos but that sounds like the waiter believes youve been there before
If I had to guess anyways
it means that the next boss blind is The House
I just found out about something very troubling involving minors, and I don't know what to do about it
Pro tip: ignore them
Best not to get involved
yoo ik i shouldnt be doing this on this channel but im really proud of my work, so ill hope for the best
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Oh this is off topic, I felt like balatro players lost their mind.
I mean, the second part can also be true
Homestuck in 2025
does anyone have a balatro-like on their steam games, i need to find all the similars
dungeons and degen gamblers is all i can think of
deckbuilder roguelite/likes are a dime a dozen nowadays tho
i like fights in tight spaces
Slay the Spire is great and the sequel is almost coming out.
how much mulah
It goes on sale regularly for 3 bucks or smth. At base it's like 20 bucks.
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wtf is the wuthering heights balatro crossover dawg
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The order literally doesnt matter

unless Im mistaken, in which case you put raised first first, but Im pretty sure it goes first automatically
Yea raised fist goes first automatically
It alr is in the most "optimal" position since you have additive mult before xmult
ight cool
If you want true optimisation, whenever you play a hand, place your lowest ranked card held in hand before any Steel cards
Oh yeah I missed bus which should be left of xmulti (which it is) so yeah
Sooo raised fist first adds the mult, then steel cards multiply
unless you want to scale bus which I mean you probably dont when you have throwback and need money
Same concept for Shoot the Moon as well
Placing your addition before your multiplication 😌
I tend to make my steel cards be Jacks or 10s if it doesn't matter, because I'm used to doing it on STM high card runs
just barely won!!!!! (R532YC3F)
guys rate the tier list
gouda at 395 get the fuck outta here
its like top 172 at least
correction: exactly
it is 6 seconds per cheese +3 seconds for the intro
Tell me if I'm an idiot
Y'all
If Jimbo was a talking card in inscryption, what animal would they be
I'm thinking coyote but idk
Landshark 2 3 3 Hefty
A clown fish
I think a clown fish with Jimbo face paint pattern would make sense
he’d be a jester smh
Smh smh
not much replayability
i probably have like 50 hours
Only when you get later in act 1, they start doing the thing where they look more like their scrybe self
Imagine jokers that interact with the various systems like mox
one piece??
old vid of me and a friend
I think I got every powder relic lol
At least one
chat what do we think of this corner
I think the bottom left of the bottom left 2 is safe
Cause the 3 above takes 1 mine and the mine on the right has 1
its a two, not sure how to read this
Hmm
Alright so you know the first 2 I said, look at the 2 thats four up, the top of that is safe
get this man a true
Imgoated
we so beating goldstakes with this set up boys
the fisherman experience in Brotato :]
Oml Doom the Dark Ages is sooo cool looking
Ikr I thought I was release way later as well
Isn't it summer?
It's so cool that DOOM continues to build on its roots, taking inspiration from all the medieval doom.wads that were made back in the day
It releases in like 2 months
Oh god
I only have an Xbox One
It probably isn't going to be available on that
I need to get a PC soon which means I need a job soon which means I need to get my learners permit soon
where should i put blue print?
Depends
If you have it on Hanging (giga)Chad, you'd have 5 triggers of ×2 mult, resulting in ×32 mult (or 5 retriggers of ×4 if glass, which would be ×1024)
If you have it on Photograph, you'd have 3 triggers of ×4 mult, resulting in ×64 mult (or 3 retriggers of ×8 mult if glass, then it's ×512)
So, you should put Blueprint on Splash for the highest score
cool, thank you!!
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Idk how I feel about the fact Jimbo is older than most of you
Opder than me 
If Jimbo got his licence when he was 16
He'd be 46 years old
He's a middle aged jester
Thats so old
Did you see the friends of Jimbo trailer ?
Also I thought it was the 25th, what?
I didnt really care for it
me and my son
tomorrow is driver’s license day
imaginea update drops and its just to change drives license sprite
update should completely rework drivers license to a legendary
and then revert the next day
they should make it so drivers liscense is always debuffed after 24/1/25

Has anybody downloaded ballionaire and had issues with it? I'm not able to get it to launch after downloading it
someone asked for this and it was a pretty easy swap so here you go!
what if vegas became more for otakus
i had a weird dream someone somehow made balatro run klondike solitaire instead of the game like the whole game logic is changed
what the heck, even freecell too
a soiltaire game with balatro animation would go hard though
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in an alternate universe the casinos close for convention space and the stardust and imperial palace will come back
So, I'm using the same glitched seed as @acoustic prism for all-rares and currently have a foil obelisk, vagabond, and ancient. Is the incantation good?
I also got ouija, aura & immolate
Which do y'all suggest I go for?
Ok, went for 2 immolates and am wondering if I should buy the campsite joker
Have we a media sharing channel ?
Depends on the media
song
If it's Balatro related it goes in game discussion if not it goes here
Idk if they allow self promotion or any promotion tho
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I like this song.
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Self promo and stuff can go into #🎥・videos-and-streams and streams I believe
But only balatro stuff(?)
Most media talk can go here though
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what if vegas became more for otakus
in an alternate universe the casinos close for convention space and the stardust and imperial palace will come back
whay seed
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cardistry is so goated
anyone play idle loops? it’s on website github
Modding is getting weird bro what the hell is this
thats me sorry
Chat i gotta say it somewhere
My friend got a gf and im so happy for him and i want to tell everyone but he wants me to keep it a secret
I did not think he had rizz but i am proved wrong
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Like what the actual fuck
EVIL
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Rain world reference
@hollow smelt @glossy fulcrum it happened again. I can't anymore.
🏳️🌈
Should I just embrace it at this point?
Yes
idk you tell me
Don't read mine
It's a sign from the gods
Yup
I'm gay.
thats gay
Hello, gay, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
lmao
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idk didnt see it
(colon three spam channel when)
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clearly thats what off topic is for
:3
Peak PVZ gameplay.
Real
yeah ofc
i dunno bro i havent played it that much 
maybe technology?
idk 
or moms knife
probably moms knife tbh
yeah
Tech X is a good candidate for best item
the input delay is mad tho
valid
may i change the subject completly
yeah it was just a random question
meow
Hello.
i saw what you deleted
k, so im making a joker and im obsessed with trying to do art, and for no particular i wanna give this guy a bullet broof vest. How could i do so?
So answer the question, are you are my wife or husband?
Terrorist joker.

i called him terror-joker but i changed it just incase
whatever u want me to be 
Spouse it is then!
Wtf am I doing with my life?!
good question
x5 mult
1/6 chance to explode and destroy a random joker
madness if it was bad
I saw this in #1155557846805643434
did u not read the page abt the joker 
a
Op as hell. 5xmult is the highest base xmult in the game.
i think we may share the same braincell
1 in 6 is also rare as shit. Just look at how long Gros Michel lasts.
yea but it's a high chance to destroy a joker
rip old yorick 🙏
good riddance
mmmh true
Base mult so no scaling obviously.
old yorick was 5x mult after 23 discards are used
it was ass and probably the worst legendary
BALARTOOOO
Highest base mult is from Family and Loyalty Card at 4x for reference.
Loyalty Card but somehow worse lol.
i think its perfectly balanced as i first made it, 3x mult with a 1/8 chance after every blind (like banana) to blow up itself and another jkoker
i wouldnt go that far
Anyone sports bet?
betting is bad.
correct play balatro instead
Loyalty Card is uncommon and nice as supplementary mult and with Burglar. This is a legendary that if used multiple times a round can make you lose by decking out.
although quibble race on ufo 50 is very fun with friends
no after 23 discards the 5x is permanent
the issue is using 23 discards
I honestly thought it was illegal until like 2 years ago. I don't know why my mind was in the 1960s.
if you find it too late it is unusable
That takes like 10 rounds lol.
12 but yea
4 antes
so if you find it in ante 6 no yorick value
Old Yorick was useful if you got him in ante 1-2 and that's about it
Maybe 3-4 too, but then it's a dead joker slot until the end game
Which is fine since 5x mult is a lot, but on higher stakes wasting a slot like that is risky
yer
I mean Merry Andy exists but that's one joker.
smoking or dinking what's worse
Thats a really tough question
both bad dont do them
Yeah both are pretty horrible lol
yes but still
im also not sure on this server’s policy on discussing drug use
that's not drug
My man Naoya Inoue, back at it again with another knockout victory.
alcohol is a drug by definition
yea but it's not illegal
i didnt say illegal
It's still defined as a drug under the NIDA
well
A drug is a chemical substance, such as a narcotic or hallucinogen, that affects the central nervous system, causing changes in behavior and often addiction
it depends on what you’re smoking
In terms of the drugs, it's not the worst. There's way worse out there. But, you can still get an addiction to it
Beer is not as bad yeah
At least beer isn't specifically something that puts you at an addiction straight away. Cigs though? That sure can
I saw that message @unborn swift
same tought
Wrong person lol.
As any drugs, don't abuse it
true winners in life
look at that dedication
i looove caffeine
look at all those winners
You tagged in_living_color9777 not paradise0294 which is me.
and not a phone in sight
Besides the one recording it.
they were recording it with a camera obviously
they are clearly using a professional camera smh..
Well ehh
Also, Ye Joon Kim being considered the Troublemaker Pacquiweather is truly a funny moment
my pfp is me frfr
re:zero is peak
my brother's telling me to watch it since 2024
That's for me to know and you to find out
You're right.
Absolutely destroyed Verdant Leaf last gold stake btw.
Ik. I used to do kickboxing(never went above orange) and never heard of the weight hence why I asked. I deleted the message because I thought it side matter sorry.
i punch too
Kickboxing's quite popular in Malta rn tbh.
corngrats
It's slowly becoming as popular as Football.
The guy's nick name is the Troublemaker Pacquiweather
Oh.
Pacquiweather is a mix of Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather
However, the guy doesn't display either lol
I got To the Moon ante 1 and Money Tree ante 3, I was making 40$ a round lol.
awesome
i feel sorry for the americans
Btw no political discussion if you're going there.
im american :(
true forgort
bruh
Oh okay then continue.
is math related to science?
lmfao
ermmm racism
Absolutely.
yes
:((
they went from
If the universe is so big, why won't it fight me?
because you’d lose
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It's inanimate so it has no sentience to fight you.
to one of the less cultured countries in the world
nobody is actually like this
look at this guy lol
Pacquiweather my ass
and why are yiu even bringing this up
it is not cool
FUCK!
random hate on usa is fun
no it isnt
if you’re doing it as a joke sure
You would love 2Balkan4U.
but what you were saying didnt seem like a joke
so your claims are baseless
That's kinda of alot. What country do you live in?
?
pizza pasta country
anyway this is not something we should discuss
Did you watch it?
Italy. I like Italy, my country Malta is right next to yours.
i wanna go there
Hold on let me my vpn, I forgot.
to visit
italy isnt real i thought
i’m the computer
My computer is an anime girl?
:3
what about the timezones
we're like 12 hours apart
Popquiz: which of these fantasy metals is the hardest and most durable ?
A: Mythril
B: Titanite
C: Adamantium
D: Draconic Steel
i can never meet them
what
C
D
isnt mythril the blue stuff from muck
sorry
imma assume D
I saw it, Inoue whooped his ass.
he danged right did
In what context? I am gonna go C for now.
oh its called mithril in muck
mybad
In this pre-fight conference, he said he will smash Inoue. I know he has to talk big, but still, I was like "yeah, right."
Mythrial is more magical like Adamantium tends to be the most durable. Dragonic steel can also be the most depending on the setting.
but what game
dragonic steel sounds like a dnd thing
Example Terriara Adamantium is the highest tier of the hardcore ores but in TES dragonic steel is tough as nails.
All of these metals are used in different settings. However Mythril, Titanite and Adamantium came from WoW I'm pretty sure.
As for dragonic steel, it could be LoTR as there are dragons in that setting that are super durable(I'm not talking about drakes btw, I'm talking about the actual dragons) even though there are few dragons in LoTR so it is probably DnD.
There are like 3 dragons in LoTR.
it us peak
cryptid tweekin
If you play every single rank and suit at once you get that hand lol.
did u make that?
If you play every single possible card at once, you get that hand.
ah
HAZA
Hence why it's called The Entire Fucking Deck lol.
i'm gonna try and dupe it a ton of times 🥰
I can't believe this
Rebirth is out and I am a happy man
Playing ff7 for the first time (doing the original and rebirth)
And it. Is. Amazing.
I have never had a game, make me feel so many emotions at once
balatro if it was written by vivziepop
Cooked like brisket, homie
My tierlist on what jokers I like regardless of their effectiveness.
I’m curious as to why chicot’s at the top when it’s a little boring
i think its just the convenience of not having to worry about what boss blind you get
I find his ability extremely cool. I like seeing all of the boss blind get nullified by him, his art is also my favourite of the legendary jokers.
I really enjoy items in games that change game rules usually. Oops All 6s is just too hard to use for me.
Fair
lucky cards are very hard to use
Usually when you want Oops you want because of an another joker. A joker slot dedicated to luckies isn't that nice tbh, and that's the problem it's very hard to get two jokers that synergise perfectly in one run with Oops.
yes
Oops has like a 1 in 100 chance to work and when it does, it's usually just ok.
oops is weird
Btw Oops All 6s should cost 6$ and not 4$.
i love the madness joker
disafree
It's thematic.
Fibonacchi got increased to 8$ because it's thematic.
I honestly can't tell if this is a mod or just something silly in the game lol
it happens to be a goodass joker
Fibonacci is deliciousness
Fortune Teller is 6$.
Fucking Fortune Teller.
how’s that thematic exactly
joker tier list based on how much you’d eat them
It's not. I'm just saying the cost doesn't really mean anything when it comes to a joker usually.
Oops all 6's shouldn't cost 6$, oops all 6's doesn't do THAT much
Blueprint,Brainstorm and Astronomer are obvious exceptions.
nya
All food jokers are just in their own tier lol.
Nya! I love little cute cat boys!
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:3
UwU
thanks
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FUCK I HATE THIS GAME Mrowww~
mrow
:D.
someone died to violet vessel
Yis 3:
but the heart is a heart
And Violet Vessel's a damn cup.
Violet heart
the world trembles for the day violet heart becomes a thing
Crimson vessel
why are we the same person
Great minds think alike.
Siwwy kitty staircase!!!:
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I can't tell how I feel about the fact you guys successfully converted me to be gay.
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the woke mind virus claims another victim
Eeeh I'm probably better off now.
Woke?!11?!1?!1?1?!1
Boys are nice.
yay
Balatro is too woke it has cards in it and the cards are colorful/j
there should be a wokelatro challenge where every joker is polychrome
(I wonder what the other people in my life would think of me rn)
Canon gay relationship.
balatro too woke bc canon gay couple
Omg we had the same thought.
Balatro too woke because it has rainbows in it
~<
I remember one of my friends telling me about this website that tells you if a game was too woke and it wasn't satire and it was hilarious to make fun of it
not satire??
It's not a website it's a spreadsheet.
sobbing emoji
Pretty most of the reasons some of the games were woke because "strong women"
Ah oki
balatro is too woke because odd steven
Some the reasons are like "mentions gender as body type in creation menu".
Can you link it i wanna see more of it its so fucking stupid XD
why do so many people act like wokeness is a bad thing
damn i guess miitopia is woke then
I'm willing to bet most of the people that use it are people who want woke games lol
(LGBTQ representation my beloved)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview#gid=0 @hollow smelt @glossy fulcrum
Also I'm pretty sure it's not satire because of their steam group being extremely fucked up iirc but idk if I remember it correctly
opinions
put violet vessel beside needle
Pretty sure inscription on the list said "no woke content" when 2 main characters are canonically gay XD
my white/red/green stake winners were all against cerulean bell
dude’s been to ante 8 once
i've been to it 3 times
YOU WILL HATE CRIMSON HEART SO MUCH!
Crimson Heart debuffs a random joker every hand.
I agree with everything except the plant being so high because i don't spam face cards lol
bro bloons is at the top of the list and the reason is so silly
imagine not reccomending a game because it has a gay flag and a nonbinary character
Anti woke people are very dumb what do you expect XD
Everytime someone unironically uses the word woke I die inside
My tierlist on boss blinds. This isn't based on opinion, it's based on how difficult I think they are.
in an unironic sense woke isnt even a bad thing
Woke is a made-up word.
pillar that low???????
serpent doesnt exactly help imo
why
you still draw less cards
Never hurts you lol.
Serpent's a Manacle that can help you.
Yeah lol it's just it's mostly used by assholes
water should def be higher
mhm
Omgs my singer monter is woke...
I used to be anti-woke, Jesus I hate myself for that.
anyways ya serpent is ez
is mammot x toe jammer real
how the turns have tabled
skull emoji
Yeah, I like this! :3
i bet the people who made that spreadsheet love chic fil a
Spyro is woke because of anti gun stuff? What?
how annoying is black stake
not too bad
So in the spreadsheet, not recommended means it's 100% woke, informational is might be woke and recommended isn't woke.
Not that bad. Has fun synergys with Madness and certain spectals.
PAJAMA SAM IS ON THE LIST XD (it says it's not woke on the list but out of all the games pajama Sam is on there lol, specifically the one dougdoug played)
i just randomly got the idea to tierlist boss blinds based on how they’d view the lgbt community
DOUGDOUG MENTIONED!
It's not bad but blue stake is horrendous
Please do it ;3
Dougdoug got a butterly man voice tbh.
TRUEEEE
okay
I already did one on racism and hating women btw.
rad
I also did WW2.
Yeah inscription is on the not woke list even though it has gay characters in it
this is for among us im crying
XDDDDD
For some reason I thought it was going to be like "you can be any color, color = rainbow, rainbow = WOKEE"
you know there are quite a few games on the sheet that are very clearly gay and i cant help but wonder what drove the people to play them instead of avoid them like the plague
They secretly love gayness
I wish it was satire but their steam group makes me think it's NOT satire and this is a lot of work lol
bro ddlc is marked as informational because monika is technically pan and also supports climate action
why did they include the climate shit
is that woke too somehow
Caring about the world = WOKEEE
Because they big dumb dumb :3
:3
:3
i made the list btw but i was kinda quick about it
Hooray!
:p
ONE OF THE REASONS ON WHY A GAME IS WOKE IS BECAUSE "features a woman with depression" WHAT THE FUCK
what game???
"I'm depressed"
"THATS WOKE!!!"
i find it quite funny how isaac is marked as not reccomended because of some things edmund said on twitter
like, if you play isaac you’re not gonna know about that unless you go on twitter
"features a woman with depression"
I genuinely don't know what to say other than the people who worked on this must be absolute fucking losers 😭
for certain
on blarto
Show? :0
...
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jonkling it rn
this never happend
This is...
Really sadly funny
Idk whether to feel shame that humanity made this or just laugh
at least GD is not woke
did you say GD?
I’m literally bisexual.
Not forgiven. Firing a missile at your house.
Yeah but that would like make no sense
:p
Doesnt isaac crossdress as 3 different characters, in multiple endings and multiple mid floor dream cycles
greatest way to beat gold stake erratic deck
chat this game inspired me to make a rogue like tetris
is this based on how bad the things are or how homophobic they would be?
homophobic
i forgot which ones they are but.... i disagree
which ones do you disagree with snd why
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ERRATIC DECK!!!!!!!!!!
Yummy
i always thought cerulean bell was like easier than the average non-finisher blind ...
i need to know what happens to Jen Joker's License tomorrow
if you were to play a rogue-like tetris game similar to balatro but.. with tetris.... what kind of passive/onetime use abilitys would you like to see? :3
is balatro too woke?
Square, everything's a square
wat
Makes every block a 2x2 square
like the next blocks or the already placed ones?
Replaces all blocks
Hourglass card: All individual squares in a block placed after activation adhere to gravity for x number of blocks (so it falls down to fill space)
W
thank you

new pb in Brotato :]
Why are they burning?
They're "cursed", which makes them stronger, but also gives curse, which gives enemies a chance to appear cursed, making them stronger and faster, tho they give more materials when defeated, and a smaller chance for items in the shop to appear cursed
Huh, haven't found that yet
It's in the DLC
Please choose a Super Power:
Coin-Operated Boy- Everything has a price. You gain the ability to buy anything, from the speed of a car, the strength of a gorilla or even the life expectancy of a person. The cost of each purchase is decided by Mercury, god or commerce.
Skeleton, You Are My Friend- An undead skeletal summon. It can be easily carried around via the Summoning Skul which forms its body at will. The skeleton is capable of speech, simple tasks and learning. You also get to choose from a wide selection of ex-professions and personalities.
Never Be Alone- A small elemental roughly the size of a cat. You can choose from a wide variety such as earth, fire, electricity, ect. Each with it's own unique powers and utility. These creatures are not capable of speech or intelligence, while they will defend themselves if attacked, they'll remain idle until commanded.
If I had money the first option would have been fun, but Ig Ill pick the skeleton one
If Mercury is a chill mf then probably 1
Yeah it really depends
Oh I thought it said you had to pay with mercury, gold, or commerce
But in the off chance that I could play option 1 like an incremental game I would probably pick it either way lol
skeleton
So real
Spend my money on an upgrade that I can use to get more money, get more money to buy an upgrade to get even more money, rinse and repeat until I am beyond humanity
I don't know if inflation would happen though
Unless Mercury is putting the money back into the economy
just make an upgrade that gets rid of inflation, and another one that gets rid of inflation
If anything it could be the opposite, where the amount of money starts going down
skeleton
sounds chill
<@&1133519078540185692>

damn, thats a lot of words.
On an unrelated note, Roblox is killing their platform slowly and Marvel Rivals is implementing the free rewards system that Overwatch 1 had
what’s roblox doing to kill their platform
They’re starting to roll out games that make you pay real money to play
Not robux, real money
okay
isnt robux just stuff you get with real money
doesnt seem like a huge issue unless they take a big ass pay cut from devs
I don't really care about this since I don't play roblox that much
<@&1133519078540185692> again
I made pizza today. Aji Amarillo ground beef, red and white onions, mushrooms, parmesean, feta, mozzarella, and caramelized onions.
If you've been the victim of a crypto scam, you really have no one to blame but yourself
this is evil
im suppose to go to sleep now im about to order fuckign pizza

I'm sorry.
But not really.
It was delicious.
wrong chat
mouth of ra
What am I even looking at here?
guilty gear with balatro scoring it looks like

SAY LESS
You're hired
Bro is brainstorming
Guilty Gear x Balatro is a real game you can play at Frosty Faustings this year.
Tekken 8 X Balatro soon
Depends on how much you first card scores, photograph can be good too but probably lucky cat
Cyberpunk spoilers: ||I’m playing cyberpunk, I forgot how sad Jackie’s death was.||
Gaming
Yeah :(
any ideas for upgrades in a roguelike tetris game?
its gonna be like balatro where you have 20 blocks to place to score a certain amount of points each round, and then you get to go to the shop
You could make a system similar to planet cards, where it’s based on the amount of rows you clear
There’s could also be things like adding a new row or maybe adding new types of clears (like vertical ig)
iw as gonna do that as upgrade cards (jokers) like the tribe/the duo kind of things
That sounds good!
yeah
and im also gonna have 1 time use abilities
because theres two ways you can lose in this, not scoring enough points, and losing regular tetris
Popquiz: which of these fantasy races are known for their Intelligence ?
A: Golems
B: Ents/ Treants
C: Mimics
D: Silver Dragons
Ueah, silver dagron
I like convincing YouTubers to play more 😋
Bro scored low to even non-cryptid scores
Happy birthday, opportunity!
Scream
on ante 3?!?!?
skipped a few blinds for the mult on throwback and got Bp and negative refill
re-roll
i lost
rip
i think this is proof that throwback sucks
explorer win :]
eh, there are good AAA games and garbage indie games, so this doesn't really apply
It's more that when an AAA game fails you usually hear about it and when with indies it's the opposite with some exceptions(Mighty No.9 for example).
Most indie slop goes unnoticed for obvious reasons.(Asset dumps, achievement farms, unfinished or unpolished projects,crypto scam games, etc)
meow meow
thats a good thing tho
the fact that aaa slop gets noticed is bad
Yeah I'm just saying that you don't usually hear about bad indie games but it's much easier for AAA.
:p
Developers that have been consistently fucking up(except EA for some reason) are having financial issues such as Ubisoft or Microsoft and Microsoft in particular is leaving the console industry all together if I remember correctly.
yea
EA and Take-Two aren't going anywhere if people are going to keep mindlessly buying those EA Sports and 2K Sports games every year (read: people still do)
I'm more mad about console gaming rn. I absolutely despise pay to play online and more and more games that I'm interested in aren't on console libraries.
I did actually on my PS4, but not after the update.
probably
you arent gonna believe this
i re did the run and won
gearbox fixed it
Oh okay.
:3
Eeeh I'm not interested in RoR right now.
oki
:3?
:3
:3 it is then.
yea
soo which order should i put these in
It's good rn.
cool cool
I've been wanting to draw an underdog joker that doubles the base chips and mult of the lowest level hand but I don't know how to represent it. Anyone got any ideas?
generally speaking you want triggers and effects to be even (with a preference for more triggers if you have an odd number total), so right now you have 2 photograph effects (pg/bp) and 3 triggers (sb/hc)
which is to say...yeah, this was correct
but that's the general rule, you want things to be Balanced
like, if you watch roffle go for a high score run, you'll probably see him do some counting with regard to triggers/effects at some point
he'll just be, like, mousing over jokers and calling out numbers but that's what he's doing
That order is fine
wait a second
this isn't the baba is you server
fellow baba is you fan 🔥
hell yeah
what the fuck is a bad puzzle game!!!!!!!
true
any ideas for upgrades in a tetris rogue like (you have a certain amount of blocks to score a scertain amount of points)
there will be one time use upgrades (like instant power ups) and also lasting mult/xmult effects (like jokers) any ideas?
On repeat until the end of time 🕑
Instrumentation
- Clarinet
- Viola
- Accordion
- English Horn
- Zither
- 6 Violins
- 4 Flutes
- Harp
- Synthesizer
- Electric Bass
- Drums, Deck of Cards
Balatro Theme Streaming
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My peglin luck is the worst
For every row cleared in 1 block, gives that much xmulti?
and on 0 does 1x
Every time you get a Tetris, +xmult permanently (idk abt the exact numbers)
Does anyone know how to get in contact with mod devs? Like, ive got over 60 joker ideas, plus a new type of joker, a bunch of blinds and even a deck idea, im working on the art for said jokers and blinds and all i need is someone to help with coding and feedback but i dont know where to find a dev with experience
I feel the urge to dig
Btw, sick art my dude, as an artbro i can say this is fantastic
Forget about the digging, my guy, you trynna kill somebody??
its not from me. i found it in a memechannel.
Oh, but you gotta admit, its really good
yea it is
The gods, for slighting me every time I spin the wheel
Thou shall smite thyself NOW (thunder)
who needs symbols 
i love this
Holy fucking shit, you mexican/speak spanish my guy?
No, but I appreciate being a DBZ fan makes me seem Spanish. They truly are the greatest fans
I mean, as a spanish myself i said it because the pin you used is called yamchaNO
And there is this guy, from chile, who uses the exact same image a lot on his videos and hes got the same pin with the same name
ZetaSSJ if you interested
Watched him when i was younger
Wow, i named that emote myself lmao. Shouts out to Chile
The reason I named it that was a line from DBZ Abridged Kai, so hopefully that peak comedy reached into South America too
personally i would of done the blueprint on sock n bussin
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WHITE MEAT goes so hard
Unrelated related but I went on youtube to watch a tarot reading video
with my friends because i thought itd be funny
and the video described my entire life
and where i am at
Tarot works by referencing things that every person goes through, so whatever resonates with you in the readings is the things of your inner life and past experiences that you should be thinking about. Tarot is a tool for introspection
Hey odd question, do you guys got any tips on where I can apply for being a math helper? I need money so I can buy a gift for my girlfriend
guys what's 7 equal to
Please answer the following prompt:
You were at the right place at the right time and now somehow, the world thinks you're a hero for saving a bunch of people or defeating a villain or something like that. What will you do with this newfound fame and popularity?
Id tell "everyone to do the flop!"
Not like thats gone wrong for anyone else right guys! 
sigh work in progress
what does this joker do?
rate my squad
well, there aren't many humans here...
Anyone play source games?
tell everyone to play risk of rain 2
maybe starting a youtube channel could get me a good living but that risks people discovering that i didnt actually save people and i’m a fraud
which might end up losing the living
OFF IN THE BIG '25
Create the Boss' dream of Outer Heaven in reality, and put an end to the LaLiLuLeLo

Armed and Dangerous!!!
Suddenly somes into my mind when I know that ultimate from marvel rivals
nice
mid game 0/10 👎 mid
nsfw or smth
wtf did i draw
what if balatro was green
green humor 🗣️ 🔥
now how tf do i mod this in
Gold cards and steel cards would look the same...
steel would be a brighter shade i think
what if purple
rgb balatro
bro is playing Balatro for the gameboy
ever heard of green humour buddy
as an avid person annoyed by an avid Weezer fan, I am quite familiar with the funny color
im playing the cryptid mod for the first time and its so fun
is this score acceptable
mario?!?

