#🃏・off-topic
1 messages · Page 37 of 1
I strengthen two sixes into sevens and death one random card into a seven
Better than no money
not a bad idea
It would be fine as a destruction card it's just that the payoff/gimmick of the card wouldn't be interesting
yea
Am I cooking
Cryptid mod version:
Destroys sevens when scored. Whenever you destroy a 7, get a negative sin joker for each of its suits
Gay banana
or i guess you can gamble with the spectral card "turn all cards into one same number" i guess
not for long
boss blind list
Ouija plus Sixth Sense can be funny
Why is the Ox so low
Cryptid M jokers: What do we want? JOLLY JOKER! When do we want them? JOLLY JOKER!
Ox only counters Bull/Bootstraps
SPEND IT FIRST
that hurts my soul
oh right
reduced to atoms
im so dumb
oh yeah i forgot you can do that.
But the counterplay is right there
RIGHT???
Ox was moved to I thought this was a "Boss" and tooth moves to easy as [redacted]
which one is the tooth again?
oh
technically that's still right
since you spend 1$ if you play a card
Evil Tooth:
+$1 per card played
and they call him "evil"
Evil Ox: sets money to naneinf
Evil Ox:
Doubles your money if you play your least played hand
oh that works too
yas
i thought since it turns your money to the lowest amount possible then the evil Version will give you the most amount possible
then again negative $ is still possible
credit card my beloved
Counsel, which should I choose
Make the rooster bi, or make him transgender (hen to rooster)
Right now he’s in a layer of thick miasma
hmm
could be
i think trans sounds cool
because a bi doesn't really work with the roses i think
maybe
idk
i know men and not men
I’m putting chemicals in the waters to make the fish and shrimps gay (classic design)
Please choose a Power:
Skyfall- We will stand tall. This power allows you to face any and all failure with the will to stand up straight. Converting any gloom in your mind to a mindset to learn and improve. Giving you the ability to access the damage, scavenge and make the most of all that is left.
Set Fire to The Rain- You would always win. Pick it up and start it fresh, no matter how long it's been, you'll never grow rusty. You can pick up projects and goals whenever you want and have the heart to see it through, even resuming tasks left to rot will be as easy as walking again.
Rolling In The Deep- We could've had it all. Improve further and further, never stop growing. Everytime you repeat a goal or project you'll be met with new, unseen ordeals to overcome. With each trial passed your skills on the subject increases.
at the skyfaaaallll
we all crumbleeeeee
interesting?
but really, i like the idea of skyfall
Set Fire to The Rain
heres a consumable tier list
broing my tato rn
what game is this?
for placing Pluto, Mercury and Mars on that place:
i mean
Brotato, pretty good game despite it getting bugs every update on the mobile version
if you have fibonacci grim isn't that bad
oh that game
I've always gone back and forth whether or not i should play the game or not
Time to make this thing bisexual
What is this from?
Hoo-hey-how Chinese gambling game, I’m making a whole set
Here’s one for an example
I’m making a set for pride flags
Tiktok is officially gone
I’m a dumbass that’s JJK
Thank you for this information fentanyl
Your welcome
Ok but why are you freaky?
My fault
Dang, sad when that happens. Hope you can cope with this
teally?
like really really gone?
Yes
My feed was cursed anyways
I love my cavendish
It's Saul Gone 😔
I'd put jupiter higher than soul in it's own S+ tier
flushmaxxing is the way
jupiter is so ass
nope
Flush glaze in the big '25 is crazy
I keep going onto TikTok and I keep forgetting it's all gone 😔
flush isn't that bad on lower stakes, once you get to the 2nd scaling faster stake it gets pretty bad though
pray it doesnt spontaneously combust right before the boss blind
Oops all six:
BABAFICATION!!!!!!! and MINDUSTRIALIZATION!!!!!!!!
I would pick rolling in the deep since in things Im passionate in, this is what I see most of. If that happened in everything I would probably be mire passionate and overall be happier with everything I do
100k what?
People in the server
Oh
Wait what I swear we had like 89k only a week ago
Anyways thats insane
Id ping a mod to make an announcement but it do be 12:20AM
We were at like 40k when I got here and boy has it grown
It was probably barely in the thousands when I joined but I didnt look
Dang, wait, are you not a mod?
Nope
Damn, I'm not as cool as Drspectred to be a joker
Nonody is, that man is a madlad and we love him
I mean he got the we for most cash, biggest score, and biggest score glitched in the september demo
He used to be known as the “seed doctor” or something similar
Anyways Ill ping @ashen granite for this and incase anything happens my excuse is that its the only person that shows is 100% on discord and active rn, everyone else only have a green dot while his has the little phone icon thingy
Though tbf egg and vonnegut are the main people I see respond to mod pings
I see egg do alot
Cool ass name
Egg is the best joker in the game so it makes sense
Crazy glazing
😭what Im so confused
Isn't it called micro modding when someone is being a mod but not a mod? Or am I insane
Ive never heard the term
I heard it once and I think I heard it wrong
Ig Ill ping @jade warren and @sullen portal and just stop since its rlly late. Dont wanna @all of them because of it being midnight but also want the milestone of 100k to be seen!
Let's go!
Let’s go! (What happened?)
...
Oh yeah that
Trueeee
Been working through a way to make a irl way to play balatro. A bit like a digital boardgame.
Was an absolutely busted seed but I couldn't even make it to e levels
"l337 speak" that's something I haven't heard in a while 🚬
W41T UNT1L YOU H34R TH1S 4G41N
:33
why are these so pretty omg
No worries, we're celebrating, just behind the scenes
I'm sure the Playstack staff will release an annoucement when they awake!
Sweet
woooah balatro refrence
I have never seen a deck of playing cards sold like that except for UNO
errmm... thats a spade.........,,
Black deck irl?????
New balatro leaks?????????
no fuckign way
It's gonna be great to see Balatro start getting referenced in other games
It's gonna have to happen
why is the stuff in okbuddyjimbo better than the normal balatro sub
Because shitposters rule.
never skipping a cutscene again
Today is bonus card day
Got foil too?
Using blue card sleeves for foil
I knew it was going to be Sandman.
@atomic arrow
Also, how's a niche webcomic that's been 14 years old still getting fans?
Also I’m not a new fan so Idk. But I think many people read it because of the aforementioned mod
I have never read homerstuck but I am a fan of Tobias Foxworth
Black is a pretty good song
Omg thats so cool
First two are like Gryffindor and Slytherin
All so pretty
Started playing slay the spire
thank you mr bones 🙏🏼 (i was 20 chips off)
Smol Madness.
@twin swallow can I do it on mobile?
Nvm
I pronounce it like this. Idk why it sounds like some Mexican guy called Pablo is saying it, I'm from Indiana 😭.
Yes, just press the mic button and hold.
It's fine.
I'm tired of asking for trans rights.
I'm gonna start Invoking Trans Rites.
👌
everybody always talks about trans rights, what about trans wrongs
Trans lefts?
you mean all of them?
What?
better stop there to avoid politics. nothing controversial, but rules are rules.
What about the formers?
How about the parents...
Twitch mobile is f
ing horrible. Half the screen is covered, and I CAN’T MAKE IT LANDSCAPE MODE
I CAN’T SEE THE STREAMER MAN
I HAVE TO GO ON THE TWITCH WEBSITE TO EVEN SEE THE OTHER 5/6 OF THE CLIP
I CAN’T EVEN GO ON THE WEBSITE
IT KICKS ME TO THE APP
I HAVE TO UNINSTALL
this localthunk guy should've put Tribe at the back smh noobs
it literally doesnt matter with those jokers
isajoke
PETERWARE (FULL VERSION)
I love black deck. it's the difference between an e18 run and an e80 run for me sometimes
but i 100% get why you would hate it because of the minus 1 hand

Dude what

а
my cavendish just went extinct 
"Last night my friends and I played poker but with tarot cards... I got a royal flush and two of them died."
-Steven Wright
one piece exists
fun win I got on erratic with a somewhat odd fullhouse build
How does one even manage this😭
😊if yk, yk☺️
But I don’t 😭 please tell me, that’s funny asf
as mentioned, we're gonna be going live EVERY day until we beat elden ring- of course, we're going to be balling on some balatro before we get into the thick of it.
https://www.twitch.tv/conk_reet
i forgot to mention it in the video, shadowbulb has dubbed this glitch sans undertale ante skip (SUAS). i love it.
Hey, I'm sure I heard something very similar the first 15 seconds of this song on some videogame soundtrack, anyone else thinks it sounds familiar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7kYcsmAu78
Music video by Joan Manuel Serrat performing Vencidos. (C) 2024 Sony Music Entertainment España, S.L.
feels good, haven't gotten a solid build in a while
I think thats the cruciball Im stuck on
Could be wrong
I believe the one Im stuck on lowers max hp while you had 154 making me think I was actually stuck on cruciball 14
Please answer the following prompt:
You're offered 200 dollars for every day you can spend alone in an underground bomb shelter with no outside communication. It's stocked with food and water. How long do you stay and what would you do to pass the time ?
I wouldnt except
Even if they managed to convince me it wasnt a trap (which Ik it isnt but most of the time I would think it was) I get way to bored
Do i still have internet?
No internet.
I'll boot up fl studio and stay down there with no connection until I make a few albums
That's also equivalent to a full time $25 an hour job
I'd consider it for a week or two probably and play it by ear
Actually Id do it if they had a way to watch content without the ability to communicate down there
And play games
Just download a bunch of stuff before hand
honestly i think i could stay down there quite a while, though i may go crazy in the process
as long as there’s a good place to sleep i can easily entertain myself
free food water and shelter? for an infinite amount of time?
in this economy? ummm yes
mods, change his name to archibald
indeed
spent five hours on btd5 trying one specific map on hard mode
we’ve lost steam delivery girl in 2025 😔
Trans chicken and his evil self (old design)
I didn’t even know they were made by an artist-
I swear
I just found out from their social media
Also this was 2 weeks old
im gonna pog everywhere
don't really know whether to post this in #🕹・game-discussion or here, but I'm trying to remake the main theme and in need of some kewl drums, anyone know where i might find some?
Larpercoreism is the worst thing that has ever happened to humanity.
They literally just turned extortion, criminality and harming other into a "core"/"aesthetic" 💀
Does this mean I’m finally free from jimbos grasp?!
bitcrushed some default FL drums, any suggestions on the synths/drum arrangement?
tried messing around with the lead a lot but i'm not able to get it any closer to the original
VPN Joker, buddy. You’re going back in the mines.
So close to freedom… yet so far…
I didn't know Balatro was owned by China /j
😥
LocalThunk is a guy.
Proof?
i miss twitter.
x is just not the same
xitter.
twxtter
finally
after many many years
ive gotten to plat 4 in league 🥹
and won 2 games in it 🥹
YouTube adding hold to 2x speed and also making it timestretch is one of the best features they've added ngl
Here's a little fan video from my show in Korea.
EUROPE 2025 TOUR TICKETS: https://marcinofficial.com/tour
Marcin played on the Ibanez MRC10 signature guitar.
Contact and booking: marcin@9122mgmt.com
marcin@unitedtalent.com
FOLLOW MARCIN:
► Website, Tabs & Tour Dates: https://marcinofficial.com
► Instagram: https://instagram.com/marcin.music...
crazy
Mister Bones clutch?
it wasn't enough
"I don't like your peaches, they are full of stones. I like bananas because they have no bones.
Don't give me your apples, Oranges go home. I like bananas because they have no bones."
this physically hurts to watch
localthunk blessed me with a 368 million score run on the game first try
that might be low idk
Hur
@lyric dome
i tried to beat the game while only using a weapon that has a chance to break itself and i win without any weapons in the end
😢😢
This is what Balatro would look like on Windows 98!
If someone could make this real i would cry.
Midi by @AirRice
cant believe localthunk stole the idea of balatro from microsoft
its very beautiful
Ikr
just look at him
NES looking ah
wild lmao
so…
how come?
ofccc
just thought it was funny that it had holographic on it lol
(Your base mult x Constellation) x 10 is worse than your base mult x (10 x Constellation)
Jokers are activated left to right, it's even said in the tutorial but most people miss or forget it.
holographic
purr
Meow~
:3
also, how can i make my deck balanced between the different suits? ik to use the dead man and other tarot cards, but it never seems to work very well
Destroy cards evenly
You want to go into one suit or a few ranks not balanced. Your deck is balanced by default.
Unless it's ancient joker
Exception not the rule.
That's true, but they didn't ask how to deck fix, they asked how to deck fix evenly
right, i did that with the hearts once and im trying to with the diamonds now but i checked my deck once and it said every other suit would be more effective 😭
I guess so huh. I just thought it was weird.
Balanced decks could be a more likely thing if Full House and Two Pair were better but that's off topic.

Your best bet is to usually focus on one suit, and the suit you pick depends on circumstances.
If you have no direction yet, Clubs or Spades are gonna be better. Onyx Agate and Arrowhead are both solid, and you get access to Blackboard.
It's pretty straightforward once you have a suit you pick- just start destroying other suits and using the respective suit changing tarot on the other suits. Death is useful as it works too, but make sure to use it on the better cards of the suit you want (like a lucky red or gold seal or something)
That being said, if you have a rough gem or bloodstone, it can be valid to fix towards diamonds or hearts- it's just since they lose out on blackboard, it's best not to deck fix for those color speculatively.
Another facet though, is if you face an early Suit Debuffing boss. If the first boss is the Goad (Spade debuff boss), it can be valid to start deck fixing for Spades, as you won't be able to fight that boss again.
gotcha, thank you!! im guessing Onyx Agate and arrowhead are jokers?-
i’m still pretty new
Yeah, the four gemstones are suit themed jokers that are often the main reason you pick one suit above the other
You probably don't have them unlocked yet, but their unlock is relevant to deck fixing/suit changing
nah i don’t think so, i’ve heard of em tho and seen them in videos
I think you gotta ||get like 30 of a single suit in your deck for the|| respective gem to be unlocked
oh damn 💀
alright i focus on that, i do have 104 jokers unlocked so far and have gotten every tarot card
That being said, all of this deck fixing practice goes out of the window when Ancient Joker is in use
what does that do?
1.5x mult whenever a card of the chosen suit is scored
It's really good, but the suit changes every round, and it can pick suits not in your deck
So with Ancient Joker, you actually want to start making the suits all even and making your deck smaller
ohhh yea that’s crazy
Todays wordle is rlly hard
question i am having general trouble with installing a game with steam it fails to download so i unistall and tell it to reinstall and it gets done in minutes instead of the hours it took to download it so how do i re do the download from start?
I'm at the point in my balatro addiction where I've made a playlist for it
It's mostly synthy and mostly chill to match the game
Hell yeah
Pagliacco: +3 mult for each card destroyed
Trib: Scored kings give +10 mult
Rick: +23 mult for every 23 cards discarded
Chico: Rerolls boss blind when sold
Perc 30: Makes a copy (non-negative) of a random consumable at the end of the shop
Finally, only two genders are being recognized. The world is healing.
Egg
Gros Mitchel
Mine is the one called "Only two genders exist"
Damn, get a load of this chuckle head
The world looks at you as a clown though, which is pretty funny. Now it's by law also.
Boy oh boy folks, look at him go
it's funny how quick you are to jump in with insults, yet you completely ignore reality.
Damn, he has to do this kind of thing on the internet huh? What a spectacle
Better a spectacle than a hypocrite hiding behind sarcasm. Stay mad.
Wow, he's so good at yelling at people in an indie game discord. What a cool thing to do
Better that than desperately trying to feel superior in an indie game Discord. Keep projecting, it's entertaining.
Dang, got me good with that one. I can't believe a man of his caliber is doing such a thing. So weird
Glad you recognize it. Must be tough trying to keep up while relying on weak comebacks. Stay weird. But no amount of weirdness changes the fact that there are only two genders. I know it must be hard to comprehend for someone clearly struggling with mental issues.
Clearly, I'm the one with mental issues. Damn, he's so right folks
This is the funniest convo I’ve seen in awhile
Yes, you are. Glad we’re on the same page.
REAL ASF i do it almost every time
This is who he's trying to argue with
how do we feel abt this lineup? i just got the paints recently to unlock them
Low synergy, but decent jonklers
No, I'm not. I'm clearly arguing with someone delusional enough to believe there are more than two genders
Goddamn, I can't believe this upstanding man is yelling over and over about the way people feel about themselves. He must be so secure about his own identity
Tbh I kinda hate throwback but it should be enough to get you thru it
This guy is arguing with a clown but is somehow the bigger joker
How people feel about themselves has no place in the military, politics, or any area where reality and facts matter. Stop confusing feelings with facts.
i’ve heard it’s rlly good and that was the first time seeing it so i thought why not get it just to have it
Wow, he sounds so well adjusted and informed with how the world works
It can be good on occasion
Glad you noticed. Too bad you’re still catching up.
0/10 ragebait, didn't believe you for even 1 second
I'm so far behind the convo, dang it. Just can't keep up. There's no way this guy is wrong about anything
I kept thinking of that one gif of the red mist
Bait used to be beli- holy shit is that the red mist
Feel free to point out where I’m wrong. I’ll wait.
This guy isn't smart enough to critically examine his own worldview. So sad
hey mods can y'all kill this guy with smoosh-shrooms
Can we send a doom shroom to this guys house
alright so i just lost to the needle cause i forgot about the one hand shit
Nooooooo
Exactly what I thought. No substance, just insults. Thanks for proving my point.
😭😭😭
😢😢😢
ah, the classic, everyone falls for it at some point, and it's always so devastating :[
we do it again

I can't believe i proved every one of his points by saying things on the internet. Oh the humanity, he's so right
fr 😭
Be ashamed of yourself! All you did was prove him right!

Glad you admit it. Must sting knowing you can't refute anything.
I am stealing this
Hello, stealing this, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
I'm so hurt by a guy yelling nonsense in an indie game discord. I'll obviously never recover from this
You’re gonna have to see a counselor for this, you’ll never be the same
not even pvz2c's aloe can heal you 😔
Clearly not nonsense, since it’s literally law now. What’s actually nonsense is telling people there are more than two genders.
A master of wordplay versus a mere ametur
I ACTUALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS
True, me too.
This guy is just making too much sense, he seems not at all brain rotted by too much time on X: the everything app
He’s brought up the two genders thing like 8 times completely unrelated to the convo
I’m actually dying
It's his point of view, apparently
Or maybe you’re just stuck in an echo chamber, clearly. The executive order was signed today—try keeping up.
He must believe there are more than 2 genders
nevermind my previous rating, -5/10, never cook again, i will redirect some cob cannons to your exact location
Sending a cherry bomb to his house as we speak
This guy must be so well liked by his neighbors, coworkers, and family if he's here trying to stand up for a weird point of view on people's personal thoughts
Funny thing is, most of the world is against it. You’re the one stuck in an echo chamber. There's a reason Trump won.
Wow, amazing folks. A president of a country is going to change how everyone behaves overnight. That's wild stuff
Explain how he’s stuck in an echo chamber??? I’m confused
Hello, stuck, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
Enlighten me oh great master of words
Hello Crazy Dave
😭 politislop in balatro is wild
Not just the president—all who voted for him, which, don’t forget, was the majority and all the swing states.
I can't believe he's threating mob rule to change how people behave in their daily lives. Extreme
Trump joker:
Anger all liberals when it triggers
joe many jokers does it take to beat a boss blind???? none. their too busy??? their +4 mult!!!
Also this is like 1/10 ragebait at best
Clearly, because it’s rotting the military, politics, and more. As I said, mental illness has no place where facts matter.
weren't you stuck 3 minutes ago?
I'm still so stuck oh no
He’s still stuck in the echo chamber bc he can’t fathom this guy’s amazing views
You mean the majority of the world views?
not what i meant but anyways
-naneinf/10 ragebait
Yeah, I am kind of tired out struggling in my echo chamber. I can't keep up with this guy's relentless, unhinged ranting in the balatro discord
Defending more than two genders is impossible if you have even a shred of intelligence.
i identify as photo/chad
I identify as gros/mitchel
Yeah, anyone smart enough to interpret and know how every single human experiences reality must know there are only two ways to feel about gender. OBVIOUSLY
i indeitfy as webi/wabo
Again, it doesn’t belong in the military, politics, or anywhere that demands reality and logic over feelings.
Duh, he must know how EVERYBODY feels on the subject and how some people don’t like the gender they were born with
When did we bring up the military 💔
This guy is just deranged. I need to do something more productive, like play Balatro
Also it's hilarious how I just have to offhandedly mention him for him to get so triggered
why is bro debating with AI generated warhammer pfp
I need to do smh more productive, like sleep
You're so right
What did I just walk into?
Dumb shit lol
The funniest argument of your life
Wait till he responds again
It’s this guy scroll up a little
Truly a poster in the keyboard army
If the number of genders doesn't belong in politics, why was it passed into law?
Fuckin' get he ass
I made this for fun, I've been addicted to Balatro.
This is heavily inspired by the version of the theme song played at The Game Awards. I thought it sounded beautiful.
Soundcloud Link:
https://soundcloud.com/adam-isiah/balatro-main-theme-adams-orchestral-cover
I think our lord and savior Two Gender Man is gone
I can't believe he ctrl'd our game like that
I’m still in shock from his skilled wordplay
You won’t be missed fly low 🕊️
Like a mod-ren day Shaqspeare
That guy made my whole day lmao
It was very funny lmao
I never said the number of genders doesn’t belong in politics. Stop twisting my words. I said there are two genders—a fact that’s been proven, known for centuries, and remains unchanged.
He's back!!
HES BACK
This guy wilfully ignoring how a spectrum of gender identity has been recognized in many cultures for millennia. So sad
You literally said “it doesn’t belong in the military, politics or anywhere that demands reality and logic over feelings”
I am quoting you
its been 6 hours and already full mask off now lol
Typical left echo chamber behavior, censoring anything that doesn’t align with your narrative.
oh like Xitter right?
FOR A MODS TAKE HIS BALLS GIF 💔
I'm trying to censor him so hard rn, He's too strong guys
Scared that your balls will be stolen by a random Discord user?
Yes, I did. I never said the words he said:
If the number of genders doesn't belong in politics, why was it passed into law?
We need to censor him quick use humor and silly gifs to suppress him
You mean the platform that has the least censorship in the world?
"cis" gets your message filtered
I love how not a single person who has joined this argument has sided with him
Yeah, now go on Bluesky and try to type anything right wing related, and see how long it lasts.
Proves there's still faith in humanity since uh
Yeah yk
Damn, the bastions of how the world works. Bluesky and xitter. This guy knows so much about the real world
xitter
Do you get censored, or just disagreed with like here? Because that's called a demographic
Bluesky atm:
I actually laughed so hard at this
rip goat
Free electricity he figured it out
Is this censorship?
People here are calling for me to get banned, which yes, is censorship. I do not care if you disagree with me.
Seems like it to me
Free speech includes the right for private parties to censor you
Read the constitution dumy
It kind of looks like you care, considering you called us all deranged and mentally ill
HES SO CUTE OMG
True…

I’m not even talking about free speech directly, genius. I’m pointing out the hypocrisy of banning every opposing view.
Damn, there's no way this guy would just be banned for yelling about shit in a general chat. There's nothing annoying or ban worthy there
lol ok elon
I called people who believe in more than two genders mentally ill, yes. Which they are, clearly.
Nothing, ever
WHAT.GIF???
holy fuck i accidentally sent a picture that had a slur in the file name fuck fuck
It's funny you say that. As x is the least censored platform on the internet.
how tf did i not notice that
It’s fine, we’re too busy making fun of the clown below you
Read: the platform that most agrees with you
man where do you get your facts from, Twitter? Goddam
mods will check logs and prob beam me
What are they saying on Truth Social lately?
what the hell is going on
God, this guy just needs to go back to his echo chamber on X so he can talk with like minded people
No, it doesn't. You see 50/50 views on both right and left side on X.
troll getting clowned on
Scroll up a little we’re clowning on ICTRL
<@&1133519078540185692> can you deal with this thanks
DAMNIT
Ahh, typical censor everything that don't agree with you.
obvious ragebait is obvious
Now’s hes gonna get banned
goat ty 🙏
0/10 ragebait tbh
shh
Yeah, typical leftist
this is the worst type of ragebait and i'm not gonna fall for it
No he called the mods bc you’re being annoying
Bottom line
That’s fr
Typical leftists saying "shh" lmfao this guy
im very flattered
Typical leftist how dare you make jokes
Let me ask you this: why do you care how many genders someone else thinks there are?
The mods have spoken
ty cutie pie ❤️
This guy is just so incredibly insecure, he needs to try and police other people's worldviews in a balatro discord
I will ban the next several people I see discussing politics either directly or in a roundabout fashion
yay
thank you vonn
Please and thanks
You got it 🫡
common moderator w
one of the most goated mods here
Fr
It’s literally rule 5 https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1116390795549868093
What does that say?
It's true
guy is a troll he doesnt care if he gets banned
I learned to read the moment i stopped playing
We found part of the 98%
real
i now know what the boss blinds say
Lmao
Thanks dude
swag
Rip in piss buddie
We had him dead to rights anyway
im going back to my hideout known as modding chats now
true
I too am going to go to my corner of the court, known as the jester's chambers
ha ha kitty
Gonna go play balatro, was fun clowning on him
that was funny to watch
who tf here plays balatro?
This is doing WHAT to rules 😨
thank you for explaining this 😌
how can I improve this run? i’m focused a lot on flushes
finding xmult
wdym
Keep gros mitchel until it expires for possibly cadaveish
Don't feel bad, many didn't
👍 i love the potassium
Yeah, welcome to the world of new to balatro. It's a lot, but you'll get it eventually
Have this card if you want to avoid political discussions in the future
I don't know which channel to post this in but, does anyone know how they did the tilt on the cards when you hover over them?
Provided to YouTube by Columbia
Worker Bee · Motion City Soundtrack
My Dinosaur Life
℗ 2009 Columbia Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment
Released on: 2010-01-18
Guitar, Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Joshua Cain
Keyboards, Composer, Lyricist: Jesse Johnson
Guitar, Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Justin Pierre
Bass Guitar, Keyboards, Pia...
gold rank regular joker is so cursed
put sunglasses on this jimbo
Polychrome Glass Red Seal Kings is my favorite Radiohead song
wish there were more multi-player earthboundlikes
telescope
and observatory
card paler than Edward Cullen
oh my gosh i love that i understand this reference
Please name a company before clicking the black bar. Question requested by FemboyKingArthur.
||They secretly rule the world through an Illuminati shadow organisation with the company as a front! How does this change your world view and what will you do with this secret information ?||
Innersloth
||I make memes about it but dont tell anyone publicly||
Bloom & Doom Seed Co.
||Not much at all, the world and the space-time continuum are fucked up already anyways||
tesla
||i am not shocked whatsoever and probably wont do anything about it vecause i cant||
Im glad we all just dont care rlly
Crypton Future Media
||would love to see hatsune miku dominate a common world (song reference to common world domination!!!)||
Cpr cant save this noooooo
Can it save this?
double chicot is a true combo
I cant tell if you know or not XD
Lesbian
beslian
baliens
im hungry
(i should get to playing that game actually)
Huh??
oh good you got here as soon as you could
you know there was a bomb that needed to be defused but it ended up being faulty so it's fine
nevermind
Glad i could help


#GuessTheGame #983
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
https://GuessThe.Game/p/983
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
I'm sorry what?
How will trumps presidency effect the balatro community

Benefit of the doubt, but should be avoided none the less
oh right i forgot
Cant even ask a question these days
when are we gonna get a Trump Card (unrelated to Trump)
what would even be a visualization of a trump card anyways
because usually those are just high rank cards anyways
nah, hes right
What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream ?
i think it only considers it RNG if it has a x in y condition for it doing something
like bloodstone
personally i think it's a smart way to classify it
otherwise stuff like cartomancer would be RNG because it gives you a random tarot card
its too vague
you could even argue merry andy is rng because the extra cards you can draw with your discards are random
Well I’m guessing it’d be like, Sell the card something happens
Since usually you spend a trump card
Or maybe it’s like, if you play a high card destroy this card, and x2
Is the h in Harry Potter supposed to be uncaptialised Or is this language not case sensitive?
its java
Idk then. Can't help sorry.
Where's it breaking at
Town of Salem plaugebearer
zombie deer comic
TV shows:
The Rookie
White Collar
Person of Interest
Burn Notice
The Mentalist
Psych
Monk
Can someone help this poor soul?
I asked for more context lol
I know.
Well maybe they fixed on their own.
Idk.
no
Aren't you spicy?
what.
Shit. Ignore that I can't explain it.
:p
An eccentric millionaire (Truman Capote) invites the world's top detectives to his remote mansion in this clever comedy by Neil Simon. He involves them (Charlie Chan, Miss Marple and Sam Spade, among others) in a baffling whodunit, convinced he can out-sleuth them all. © 1976, renewed 2004 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
“Remember you will live.”Rabbit Hole is a fast paced, tough-as-nails 2D Platformer-RogueLike-Shooter inspired by popular roguelikes, made with a love for the genre. You are Disc, someone who was suddenly brought to the Rabbit Hole. Collect guns, fight foes and meet strange new characters on your descent to the bottom, all in an attempt to find y...
FIL is a comedic, challenging, turn-based RPG adventure about four robots who must travel the Solar System to save it from destruction!
A perfect mix of card game, rogue-lite, and pure wild west mayhem. Explore an ever-changing map, collect interesting cards, and battle enemies.Explore and CollectExplore the Frontier and add powerful cards - bullets - to your collection. Each one equipped with its own unique effect. BuildEach bullet has an individual effect, used to create power...
A mysterious entity and a familiar team of hired help threaten to destroy the Civilian's life's work—and the Civilian himself. He's prepared to expend every last corporate cog to stop them, including you.
The Double Down Update for TF2 Classic launches January 24th, 2025. Learn more at: https://tf2classic.com/double_down
4
7
5
maclunkey
i cant believe greedo said that
I thought runescape would be fun but I heard recently that it's becoming a hellhole 😭
4
cool thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59hQMzt8bJA
All sound files ripped directly from the Balatro exe file (Steam version). Wasn't on youtube yet so I decided to rip the sfx myself and make a video for easy use. Ambient sounds stop around 2:16
Credit for Balatro - @LocalThunk
Soundtrack - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEITERw4PaKFs_uS0MoXkIfGbsYJHmWVU
boffum
Nice
I was gonna say ain't no way someone just says that without Zach's voice making it iconic
it was in my head dw
Wait a minute he's green, like a goblin! Wait a minute!
It's your birthday! You get to choose a special entertainer for your party! Go on, choose one! (Question provided by 🇱🇷DOJAAAN🇱🇷)
anyone play tiny rogues?
Sarmenti. Pretty funny fellow.
Actually maxwell is there as well
Fuck
You gotta choose
I choose both
It would actually be funny without the long parts looped
For like an hour
Invite them all but dont tell eachother and make them all fight eachother 
Upcoming Kickstarter by a solid creator. physical card game inspired by Balatro https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neonrot/fukuzatsu-or-taured-poker
troupe master grimm
scream
F&H TERMINA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
working on a game (no promises about it getting anywhere) in which the most important mechanic will be an intentionally balatro inspired system of ordering a set of stick figures to set off different traits and having them interact with the other figures' traits effectively
when I'm in a nose shrinking competition and my opponent is Squidward
sounds fun
@brittle portal so.
so i fucking lost (to grace my beloved tho ❤️
)
then i got astra (i had a lot of pulls)
then i had 20 pulls left and just decided fuck it
then i got neko... so now i'm on guarantee.
oh my god
I prefarmed so much for astra then i realized OH CRAP MY LEVEL UP MATS 
Jester from DD obviously. Who would pick Pocketcat dude? That guy is a canon pdf file.
Grimm
Dies
practicing a challenge run
yea
all clothing is unisex if you stop being so picky about it
yeah duh
thats where the word comes from
"refrigerator" & "fridge" are the same word!!!
Seems like something skinky would post.
yo.
I met really nice people yesterday playing lethal company
Made new friends
Life is good
ahora las cartas multi
I HATE 28 WEEKS LATER
This film are deep fried shit
I hate stupid kids, I hate their stupid father, and I hate stupid government
I hate how it started and how it ended
V2 mad's as fuck.
Balatro is in the loop now Ig XD
decided to come back to angry birds 2, instantly got disappointed because of how greedy Rovio became (this is the golden pig challenge, you only have 1 bird, and you must regain it every room by destroying the golden pig, but this is impossible without a second bird)
and there are a ton of other examples of their greediness
behold the rainbow of legendary jokers!
who does that second guy think he is
Cardistry
Would buy a irl Balatro card game
Sick, you transformed a hoyle maverick in a balatro deck, very nice
I feel like the back of the balatro deck was inspired by the maverick poker cards design
I still have like five more enhanced decks to make xd
Also, i have a mav one too xd
Xd
Is this where memes go
No, this is where balatrollers go to die
So true
even erratic deck hates 7
man i love the errotic deck
the what deck
@runic plaza whatpulse just shows cool stats and the linux version is just not good. also macos is simply just a better experience, especially on a laptop
the errotic deck, you know, the one you get after clearing orange steak
it really makes me jonkle it
You talk about better experience, yet you are the one downloading random python scripts from the internet to extract files from a format only known to two people, one of which is dead
Regarding experience, are you even aware that multiple DEs exist? GNOME is pretty well suited for laptop use
thats one annoying thing. compared to linux where most things just require unessecary steps. comparing something like tailscale on windows and mac to tailscale on linux.
- go to wiki
- profit
It is also a path they chose. Couldve easily packaged it in flatpak, they just didn't
yeah and? doesnt change the fact that i just want a normal ass laptop. like if ive tried multiple os's and find different stuff good abotu each one and use different os's for different things
pretty sure i tried that and it didnt work. i needed to download a tar.gz, extract it and then run 2 different files at the same time
and i usually dont have a problem with cli tools but if tailscale already has a gui that is fast to use its stupid to require you to manually type in all the settings on only one os
anyways
i gotta sleep
good night
It appears google thinks otherwise
"unofficial"
didnt you just complain about me having to use a random python script to extract my balatro save file
ok you arent able to stop typing
goodbye
i gotta fucking sleep
I'm just saying that when you actually want to configure something, linux is just more flexible. You can easily daemonize something like Syncthing and forget about file syncing. You can nuke your entire os without the stupidity of "Microsoft edge is protected, but System32 isn't". You can swap components. You can hack together custom daemons.
ive been awake for more then an hour extra
i dont care about flexbility im not a fucking customizing nerd i just wanna play games, browse the internet, stream and make musi
severely off topic so it goes here but
after 84 deaths i finally beat malenia in elden ring for the first time 🥳🥳🥳
Linux has vastly better support for gaming than macos, especially considering recent merge of NTSYNC. Regarding browsing the internet, ChromeOS, literal browser-as-OS isn't based on windows or macos, but on linux, so it's pretty safe to say that also isn't a weak point. Regarding music, there's LMMS which I actually used myself and it's a pretty fun thing for being free and even works with VSTs.
-# Valorant being unavailable on linux is a selling point, not a disadvantage
I know LMMS isn't your FL 12 or whatever, but you can load that too with just same ol' Wine
So far my hatred of Windows has not exceeded my disdain for Linux, but it's getting closer every day
Guys I just learned something, do not change the 2nd a in "again" into a g and reverse the word 😭
too late, i did already >:]
I am about to run my first test game
Hello, about to run my first test game, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
No way, THE Crazy Dave? Huge fan
NICE
Are we gonna celebrate the 100k @fiery grotto ? If you don't remember me, we uh had a talk about it a while back and I don't know if we came to a conclusion or if they gonna do it, sorry for pinging you just curious sorry
Good job!
Egg said that they would when the team woke up 2 days ago soooo 

5 seconds · Clipped by Salsa · Original video "Punch Out Corruptions 2: Electric Bogaloo" by Gamefre99
Hey everyone! Can you guys help me out and fill out this survey for my AP research class? Thanks!
https://forms.gle/CHjetBNKUVhKbJhu9
Please answer the following prompt:
Some tanned dude in a chariot almost runs you over and, as a sorry, he gives you The gift of prophecy. What event in the future do you wanna foresee ?
I've been making ambient horror music again. So silly of me
I'd ask to see how i die and completely eff up my mental