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Alright
Im glad people enjoy my hobby
Even if we did just scratch the surface 
(Jk we talked about most of the main bugs, theres only a few more we could talk about realistically. That and the 90billion different weird ways SUAS works)
Ping me tmr when you have something ig
Holy its already 12:41 am
Good thing you called it quits XD
can i get to ante 9? 
Ladytron - Ace of Hz with on-screen lyrics. Fantastic song set to be released on 30th November.
Dunno where else to put this but this is my best run so far
Had to take a screenshot cause of how good the jokers where
white whale 2 was nothing like white whale 1, the name is pretty misleading
first simply gave you showman effect and the other one was infinite duplication glitch
when are we getting a juggalo mod? ik SOMEBODY out there is cooking something up
im curious is there any games that make a character based off the name you choose?
insane photo
insane photo
True, WWI kust glitched it so you could buy a joker without it registering it on the list the first time so it was basically just like an ankh. But back then ankh didnt exist, so getting duplicate jokers was impossible witjout the bug
hey lois whats going on over here
update on my Slime game๐
You sent your trusty minion into the nearby human city to gather intel. But it's summer.. keeping that slime hydrated is a serious commitment
Ew
I come here and find this
I now regret coming here
I officially want to break something and/or someone open
Violence is never the answer
its ok ill be the sacrifice
is that the old norm
whatever it is i want it killed
Super Sentai Balatro
(J.A.K.Q. Dengekitai 1977)
Cardistry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDm7CijS4jY
very off topic but Dahm epic xD
I started the biggest Ant War in my giant cloud rainforest vivarium. I felt Pantdora and Orchadia, my two connected tropical ecosystem tanks, required a greater biodiversity of ant species, especially because one of the ant species within, i.e Gnome Ants (Pheidole parva) have completely run a monopoly of the rainforest. In an attempt to balance ...
I picked Violet vessel because assuming you have only 4 hands, on white stake alone you have to be clearing on average 75k chips per hand
I vote the violet vessel too because I was THIS close to finish my first balatro run and this thing ruined it. I don't even know what others are.
How can you judge if you only know 1 boss within the context of 1 run?
- amber acorn is the easiest final boss
- verdant leaf is annoying and can often kill u (tho get a single negative and win)
- vv is absolute pain cause it is SO high like WTF 1.2M POINTS IN GOLD STAKE???
- crimson is also annoying but not as much as vv, as u can use cards to fight out the disabled joker
- bell can be easily deflected with tarots (also useless if u are dependant in jokers) and i never rlly had an issue with it

Plasma violet vessel is the hardest boss in the game imo, but on other decks it has to be crimson heart
Im assuming this is for gold stake
omg swear words ๐ฐ
my boyfriendโs late christmas gift for me came in! all of the cards, tarots, spectrals and jokers in plasma ๐
Hey guys
where can by this?
he said from ebay!
thx
puff shroom otk lmao
might as well uninstall at this point
AMAZEBALLS! I want.
Found some on ebay.
yes i believe these are the ones he got me! the quality and texture matches so i think itโs this store 
the backs look a bit different than the set in your video, but they do look awesome. I didn't know they existed so thanks for your video!
I might get them aswell, especially since most of our cards are rlly old with some bends and stains
well, you can get real playing cards at the dollar store for $1 if you want to really play LOL
XD true
But balatro ones are cooler
Actually I think the ones in the link dont actually have the cards
Just tarots, spectrals, jokersz and planets
true dat - I don't need this deck but I want this deck
XD
it seems there are 150 jokers in balatro... and 12 planet cards, 22 tarot cards, and others so there can't be all the actual playing cards in that ebay deck as it says 202 cards.
Yeah that one doesnt have a deck
Theres a different one by the same person on ebay with the deck at 254pcs
1 order remains though
thanks
Better buy it fast before I do! I just want the deck, not rlly the jokers tarots ect. So Ig Ill see for the future. Also with the new update coming this year it will become outdated
Np
loving Verdant Leaf with 0% votes so far lmao
VL only rarely can kill a run
if you're not super dependant on on-score effects or you don't need five jokers to hit 400k, you're laughing
I've had runs where I leveled my best hand so high that I don't have to play the Leaf's hostage game
Skibidi birds
In chaotic cries of fear, somebody shouted.
"It's the toilet! Big skibidi toilet lives in the dark, black forest!"
Plasma deck ๐ฅถ
When a group of young adults go ghost hunting in attempts to make some extra cash, they immediately realize they were wrong for going.
Tell me what you guys think :3
For every super power you pick, you have to pick a downside. What is your hero and what are they like ?
Flight, Strength, Super Acrobatics, Fire manipulation, Frost manipulation, Speed, Earth Bending, Super accuracy & vision, animorpth (any of your choosing), Psychic.
Pain/Fatigue from power, Long power cool down, Power needs much training, Loss a primary sense, Loss a body part, Can not fully control power. Power is borrowed from a higher power, power has its own will, Power is Taboo by everyone, You are a criminal Fugitive.
so how long is the cd
Depends on how much you strain your power
so
can i use the power forever if i keep using it if i choose cd or is there a time limit
If you think you can handle using your power 24/7 go ahead
I don't think even superman can keep his laser vision on that long
ok
flight with cd
now i can just float 24/7
The day you go unconscious or fall asleep is the day you die
i mean if i can be tied in a rope while sleeping xd
Psychic with power has its own will
call jimbo rn
Bawl star
Is that Elvis on the left?
Bawl-atro?
All games come back to Balatro in the end. It's the Kevin Spacey of gaming.
Real
They should make the tarot cards operate in Balatro like Phasmophobia
Use the wrong one and a mini game opens and you have to escape a ghost hunt
I just came up with a hybrid game: BALATROPHOBIA
so in balatro the movie i finally get polychrome
You might need to upgrade more parts to play Balatro at full res
its not my main pc
have u played Balatro in 4k yet?
Lmao
I'm like 90% sure it's bait
But it is coming out of riqtest
Einstein never said that
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #GameDev #Undertale
balatro is also built on "if" statements
@runic kiln can I join cryptid because I got banned by @dark terrace
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lifted weights for the first time in my regular routine ever
Iโm very proud of you
I'm looking forward to their thoughts on how to decrease EQ
tbf its a 5 lb kettlebell beginner friendly exercise
"Oh interesting edit! Huh?.. Must been the wind"
Im proud of you because you started working on yourself, thatโs the harder part when getting into something, and you are slowly getting through it. Thus thatโs why I feel proud of you.
tysm can we be friends
Ofc ! I will treat you like the son of mine
umm sir i am a woman
Oh, then I will treat you like the daughter of mine
Debt is due
Were you not unbanned? I can unban you now, we decided later that the ban was unjust
Ah I see, you should be able to join now discord.gg/unbalanced
My favorite game is erm balala guys
Tf is balala๐๐
Peak
I just got an A in a exam worth 25% of my final grade without studying
Bob is canon
there will be more bob
** **O
/|
/ \
imboutamakeanameformyselfovahere
where is BU in all this
Yes
i made a blackjack in love2d almost completely functional, missing split functionality, hard af
jo
no
i am too poor for 4k monitor
lead playing americqn football and A LOT of cough drops
roffler my beloved
Roffle popping off in youtube
Bro is now uploading 2 times a day
And gaining 100k views per video
how can i get my save from the android version of the game i made with my steam version via balatro mobile maker to sync with my pc vresion?
I have like 200k subway sandwiches but never more since a year
well your channels dead then
hi chat
i posted this in #๐นใปgame-discussion but few seemed to care (because maybe that channel goes by so fast)... I thought this was incredibly rare... or is it just me? What are the odds?
Interesting rarity in game play that just happened to me... clicking sort by rank and then by suit does nothing... because the cards are exactly in the right position for both sorts! Fun.
i thought I found a bug before I realized what was going on LOL
wow cool
i think thats happened to me too before
we're special then! LOL
lol
seems to me the odds are pretty astronomical... 8 cards out of 52 (actually 56 cards I have in my deck right now)... being in the right order for that sort to be idential both ways?
yeah
extra comment
FULL HOUSE ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
maybe I should play the lotto today
Reddit about to complain how no matter what, the 1/4 chance for WoF is still rarer than this since they never get it
IKR LOL
fsr 1/4 is just insane but somehow
somehow you get this perfect sorting
+4 multi for every card you destroyed in your full deck. So like lets say you have a base deck of 52, use hanged man to get rid of 2, now you grt +8 multi
oh
thats kinda trash in my case lol
Also adding cards undoes the affect
I am confused why yours says 20โฆ are you playing modded?
i am playing modded but like im not on a deck that would change the value
Ah
That explains it. The 20 shows how much the base deck starts with and no deck in base game has 20 cards so yeah
ah
im playing Fibonacci deck
with checkered sleeve
two pair might be better than flush rn
THOUGH my calculations dont account for the extra cards in a flush so
also i found out it's easy to swap out between modded and unmodded by simply renaming the lovely dll loader extension
why is flush higher than straight when straights are harder to get
flushes beat straights in poker
Even though flushes start out better than straights, straights are amazing at scaling
Meanwhile flushes suck absolute garbage
DO NOT INSULT THE GOAT >:(
spare yourself ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
not if you have this joker like I do now... ๐
ikr
Delicious :3
Spending a whole joker slot to make the okay scaling hand easier to do :(
Mikufans, itโs time to grab your glowsticks. Hatsune Miku (ๅ้ณใใฏ), one of the biggest virtual pop stars in the world, is bringing her futuristic sounds to Fortnite as the Icon for Festival Season 7!
Miku - Anamanaguchi, Hatsune Miku
Follow Fortnite Festival on social media:
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/fnfestival
TikTok: https://www.tiktok....
holy fucking garbage ๐๐ญ
what two and a half million people are listening to goddamn vocaloid
I personally really like vocaloid
Vocaloid is cool :3
I'm currently working on some vgm for my first indie game project and ngl it's somehow made me respect LouisF even more than I already did
yall I'm suffering from a little problem
its called
a skill issue
all of goddamn japan that's what
reminder that fortnite is popular internationally
japan gotta get better music to listen to ๐ญ
in 3 months it'll be over and you'll get travis scott again or whatever the fuck
3 months is a while
hey we had karol g for 3 months and she's gone now
honestly karol g had the worst season
if i had to rank em, karol g would be the second-worst
not an unpopular opinion but metallica had the best season
i love pop and rap but a lot of the songs are only enjoyable on vocals and drums
but rock and metal, it lends more to lead and bass, too
the mathy japanese rock in question:
I'm going to state the extremely obvious: opinions exist :3
one of my photographs got disabled how will I beat this boss blind!
o7 to peek balatro gameplay
Which is the hardest final boss
14
24
3
Violet Vessel
balala
Balatrorar
can you download cryptid on pirated balatro?
:swashbuckler:
Better yet, anime as a whole is ass
Despuรฉs de darle 125 horas a GOTYlatro, me decidรญ hacerle un cover acapella โฅ
Crรฉditos
โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Composed by LouisF, final arrangements by LocalThunk.
Mรบsica original: https://youtu.be/OnGQeVTt4KI?si=K2Q3t7oADWNBfL02
MIDI: https://onlinesequencer.net/3901416#t277
Imagen de Joker Miku: https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1f3ldbk/joker_m...
What the heck does that even mean- yk what after listening 2 seconds in I think I figured it out
THIS IS CINEMA
HOLY I LOVE THIS
(also try to remove the "?si=[stuff]" part from youtube links, some tracking data shenanigans)
scholar reference
big blind u ok?
This trailer was kinda weird ngl
Nah, its very relateable
one axe man (the boss died in 6 hits lmao)
Please answer the following prompt:
If you were a god what would ypu have your people do as a ritual ? (Ex: Dancind, Feasts, Baptism, ect.)
Big blind has made a big blind shaped crater in the Looney toons ground beneath you
Sing once a day to a random song until there throat starts to hurt. The song can be anything of their choosing
Have them ignore me so they don't end up with a cult
Bonus points to do it multiple times and in public spaces, has to be above a decent whisper so atleast people in around a 10ft radius can hear the lyrics/any sounds you make (if its an instrumental somg)
Oh also bonus points if its happier music and less stuff thats depressing
sniped :[
at least i got the axe to deal >40k damage per hit and got >4k% damage
a manโs gonna love his bananas
Is that a preview of the third Joker film?
Got bored and decided to try and make a gjinka of violet vessel in roblox. What am I doing with my life bruh
me when perishable sticker
So true
Update on the balatro inspired board game I was making
Had a lot of trouble with the scoring requirements so I stole balatroโs formula
Iโm using Hee-Hey-How (Chinese gambling) game as the main mechanic
Iโm dubing it Caishen for now (Chinese god of fortune)
Tried doing a jokerless run with it, died on ante 2โs small blind
Right now there are no consumables like tarot cards, spectral cards and planet cards
There are legendaries, but you have to go through multiple steps during the run to summon them
Like selling certain cards at certain times or having to two specific cards and activating an event at a correct time
Gameplay wise, your money are your economy, health, and playing cards
Currently making boss blinds and normal blind pieces
unlucky
Rip, good run
im quite impressed and new to this realm of brew combination as; The mechanics of the Balatro formula in game design were inspired by poker and solitaire. The strength of Balatro lies in optimally applying UX design principles across platforms, whether on PC or mobile devices.. but the trades by all means of card balatro offered was inspired by what anyway?
https://store.playstation.com/concept/10008988/
Set for Release on April 17! Dive into a mysterious world crafted by Gen Urobuchi, as you explore ruins left by 'giants' with the rabbit protagonist, 'Stamp'!
#ps5 #ps5games
nah he be making the death egg and beams everyone

miku
@versed patrol just one ping, just one, look
that's on you for not modifying your deck in 9 antes
cool
no fucking way, i forgot miku was getting added to forknight
"Local man who once fought drag queen with tiki torch, runs for mayor."
Just got a holographic royal flush on challenge deck!
guys i made a wallpaper engine wallpaperr of this game with parallax and audio responsivenes...
you can tell that im addicted to this game
what ๐ ai leaking that we're in a simulation ๐ญ
wow good job! can you please link the texture pack you are using? it looks very hd!
Miku
its called irl pack
try it
but that requires the touching grass dependancy
wtf fortnite default dance
hi
Math likers, math haters, and math indifferenters alike, humor me. Would any of you be so kind as to answer the following questions?
When doing math, simple adding and multiplying, what is...
- your favorite part?
- the most satisfying part?
- the most understandable part?
- the most confusing part?
- the most unsatisfying part?
- the most frustrating part?
- your least favorite part?
- getting to the solution
- getting to the solution
- nothing
- math
- math
- math
- math
very insightful
That's me
- My teacher cus he's really cool
- The bell ringing
- Nothing I hate math
- Everything
- Everything
- Everything
- Everything
Do u have ghost rider
my taskbar is being greedy today
What the fuck is this new balatro update
abandon run play ironclad
abandon run play defect
glad he died in sts2
No
How easy it is (if it's too large of a number it's no longer fun and just tedious)
Seeing the answer come together
It's addition and multiplication
^
Not really difficult/cool math
Only frustrating if the numbers are long AF and it just gets tedious
Least favorite part is accidentally reading something wrong then having to redo the whole problem
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฟ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฝ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
that looks so good
what do you use the site for?
ancient chooses evenly across 4 suits iirc so it doesnt matter? anyways i had 7 wilds too lol
My own board game robbed me
You could delete cards from all the suits evenly so it's easier to get the suit needed
Yeah, that's how I build for Ancient Joker. Cut each suit evenly, as a smaller deck means it's easier to draw whatever card/suit you want
Things that I can't host on a vps, so music streaming, video streaming, very large photos, etc
When I know the answer without thinking
Then the numbers line up
All of it
None of it.
One number off a perfect square
Odd numbers not ending in 5/0
declining sequential numbers
$1,000,000 prize? 
Wheel of fortune that actually gives polychrome? 
very cool
Oh no, itโs even bending a littleโฆ
He didn't even acknowledge it lol.
Too focused ln Balatro.(my king)
Well my main build was that I had 4000 gold with spinvestment for like 300 damage per peg when critting, but this chip + matryoshkaball lvl 3 + matryoshka doll making it so I dealt x256 damage in one shot kinda just one shot the boss
1-7 go die
Wait a minuteโฆ this isnโt balalarope
Ive been watching Peglin before I even knew Balatro was a thing. I just never joined the community or played the game until now like 2 years later
I started watching Peggle with AstralSpiff, do you know him?
Does a bunch of rougelikes?
Bro hasnt seen the double chicot bug
so guys my lucky jack just triggered money 3 times....
Lucky chad is peak
so who else needs a photograph rn xd xd xd
matryorbshka my beloved
that oh says a thousand w- of course
.....
well hey no boss blinds is no boss blinds i guess
it takes up a spot ๐ญ ๐ญ
the ONE TIMe i get a soul
atleast get rid of it when you find something better
yeh
thats what makes it ever so comedic
๐ lmao
Chicot is the goat though
It's ante 6- Yorick and Canio would have been a bit late to do anything flashy or fun
bro i have 3 chads boss blinds aint doing NOTHING
Perkeo could have done some funny stuff, and Trib would have been a glorified Photograph
can i get like a refund on my soul ๐ค
Yes but then you have to take sigil
And can't sell Chicot (which is money positive from the spectral pack)
yh
idk how but i got like 10 temperances in a row just now
just resetting shop
this seed im on is lowk weird
its unseeded*
sometimes thats how the cookie crumbles
#GuessTheGame #976
๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฉโฌ
https://GuessThe.Game/p/976
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
balatro.exe ahhh screenshot
balatro.EVIL
but then ev livil jimbo andโฆ. the creature!!!!! ap reared!!!!
And my evil twin beige battalion
Green Cup

OMG ITS VIOLET VESSEL IN PERSON
Score my 300,000 chips.
Actually more a million on gold stake
wait i need you saw this
@agile owl watch
wow i... somehoww never thought of that
I wonder how realistic naninf through chicot and wall/vessel
Or at least
Ante 39
Don't think you could naninf
I think I beat the fight, what about you guys ๐
But with enough Chicots, Money, and Retcon, you could probably get to ante 39
It's just how many Chicots
It takes a lot
because iirc its 1/6 each chicot and once its in the e100s thats like 200 chicots minimum (probably like 250)
Never again.
this.......... this is AI right? this cant be real right?
they only have one post ๐ญ
15 billion negative chicots, too many jokers for econ to get the money to retcon the bosses into walls/violet vessels
What the hack
I didnt think it was that many
At that rate just do SUAS and go to ante 84873729364829633295673377473927647492825363
The title is so confusing
the entire thing is a disaster
Please choose a building (bank, schools, prisons, ect) before clicking the black bar.
||You are trapped inside this place, flooded with zombies for a full 24 hours. How will you survive with the resources available ?||
Graveyard
||Wow I hope someone picks living room, it would be ironic. Anyways Im probably cooked in like 10 seconds ๐ญ
||
I
I use that bot
I donโt think this is AI
Sadly donโt have Jimbo though
I also use that bot ๐ญ๐ญ
you'd be surprised, I've had a lot of online groups fall apart because they didn't get a character on Mudae
it's nothing short of warfare the second Almond Cookie is rolled
My goal was collecting every character from megaman
kinda gave up on it but I still have an ungodly amount of characters
oh Mortal Kombat was a big one
My friend goes feral over like half the cookie run cast
Thankfully though the server is basically just a friend server
you see it then
so thereโs not really any competition
We usually claim stuff for eachother if we can
Thinking about... Balatro rp server...
Fanfic writing...
Clownposting...
I should revamp the hidden inventory into this
Ong
Balatro RP is a new term, interested asto what that entails
oh no
Idk man, just jester society/casino RP
They clearly have their own society and can go to space
Multiple times
Idk probably just something as simple as "Submit your clown and then text RP like everywhere else"
Don't think we'd need a full dnd sheet worth of info
Score my 300,000 chips.
I already have a dead husk of a sub server so I could always make it
๐ค
rough agate jumpscare
*onyx agate
man, I mixed up the 2 of those type cards I don't have unlocked yet
Good morning!
"play the cards each moment deals you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p2J7vGHAf8
ยกรsta es una de mis canciones favoritas! y como no habรญa vรญdeo con letra pues lo hice:) espero que les guste; MUCHAS GRACIAS POR VER EL VรDEO!
@brittle portal YATTA
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@versed patrol early!!!!
yay!!!!!!!
anyways i need to get 139 more pulls in this patch because of "the lingsha banner incident of 2025"
(my goal is therta lingsha AND robin)
i can guarantee 2/3 already rn but because of a CERTAIN INCIDENT i gotta grind a bit more
After finishing all the pdfs for balatro yesterday, i started work on making a deck of Steel cards! And got three done.
I need at least a full deck of them, Lucky cards, Mult cards, Bonus cards, oh god help
"Once for the bright sky
Twice for the pig's sty
Thrice for another day!"
one of my pets just died
May they rest in peace
aooga
ะธะณัะฐ ะฟัะพััะพ ะะซะ ะะะะะะ
Anyone know how long it takes for a presskit to be sent to content creators? Sent a request to press@playstack.com as stated in the FAQ and it has been a few days and no response yet. Just curious. ๐ค
@alpine island I wish I had the money to spend on charts
Arcaea's songs are so expensive
That's why I chose to play pjsk
I use my friend's account 
It has a lot of free songs
Its like $6 per month on Average
hot take: psjk charts are so shit you want to uninstall
Depends on how much content the update has
I disagree
They're a lot better than arcaea
cause Project Sekai is inspired by Chunithm
pjsk just don't know how to place triple notes or more
should've learnt from dynamix
As a thumb player I would cry if I encounter that
Because it would force me to play with an index finger
Dynamix is just very off about charting
Especially from Mega difficulties onward
Also the funny song
maybe dynamix charts are truly toxic
once you dive in you never go back
I use like what 4 fingers in gengaozo ๐
It just dynamix chart are too difficult for me
I don't even want to imagine what the chart looks like in arcaea
My dumbass can only handle ftr 8
And it's the easy ones
It has FTR 9 counterpart for linear difficulty
(blue short arc) (big red arc circle) (blue short arc)
I can't even handle ftr 9 bro
practice ๐
๐
This singular part ruin my PM,multiple times
ikr
Oops
goodbye potential
hey, idk if its totally off topic but kinda, does any of you know if the balatro playing card deck (physical) on fangamer even expires? do i have to preorder and if yes when is the limit date?
Potential is easy to earn anyways
Noticed how good the light is today, so I took a photo of my cavendish
Oooooo, ba-na-nah
BAANAMNANANAN
how big is that? could we have another banana for scale?
so the mechanics of game design would you like about to followed up the balatro?
comparation is a thing of verification isnt it hahahhaa
hey guys i think balatro is killing my pc
jimbo got tired of me skipping every boss blind
lowkey goated start to a run?
#1187936299655647313 makes my balatro rotted brain laugh so hard every time I see smh new
react
if my art is SIGMA
react
if my art is SKIBIDI

Jimbo when he was an edgy teenager.
i regret passing on the hanging chad early this run (i have 6 red seal card kings)
๐
You win anyways lol.
Just beat gold stake erratic deck
How hot is the sun again
surface is roughly 5600 celcuis
celsius
i know how to spell
Dunno where else to put this but this is my best run I've ever had
I took another pic of my cavendish
worst suit in the game
YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS
HE'S JUST A LIL GUY
HE'S TRYING HIS BEST TO BE LIKE HIS BIG BROTHER ONYX
Lol
God I love plastic.
mhm so edible
Donโt you dare.
sometimes i forget there are children on discord
Best car ever
yeeee, heโs most commonly know as Mr Misty
i love cats
now who exactly would say no to this
bro said discard instead of hand
i meant as in using a hand to discard
wait is there a way to retrieve the seed bc i alr restarted but the run had crazy rng in general (10 planet pack hits in a row ๐ญ )
Not if you moved past it
one in 1000 chance to break after round
Itโs such a great finish the run joker
Hello
is that you
yep

Please choose a new Mission.
Come Along-A strange figure who's shape and details differ from tales to tales. Living in the Black Forest after the Big Bird Incident. Luring young and innocent people with enchanting music and beautiful colours. We have evident the figure is luring them to "Wonderland". The figure will take a form and mannerism most charming to the victim. Your job is to gather more information about the individual and Wonderland, if possible, apprehend the Figure.
The Moss- A wooden fortune telling robot, abandoned in a rundown, forgotten traveling circus deep in The Black Forest. When approached the machine will begin telling tales of another world, stories and rhymes from alternative dimensions. The tells themselves can be extremely disturbing but the true danger comes from it's ability to shape the surroundings of the circus to fit the tale and make the listener the characters in those stories. Your job is to safely procure it back to HQ.
Wriggle On- A living festival is marching around the edge of the Black Forest. Creatures made of amalgamated flesh and stones, buildings with enormous legs walking along side fish floating like balloons, at the center of it all a building sized roast pig, singing and evoking the parade. They sing about bringing the "Frabjous Day", gathering every living thing that gets in range, turning them into part of the march. Your job is to find out more about the Frabjous Day, gather info from the Father of Roasted Pigs and make it out in one piece.
Touching my monkey with a pair of washed hands
Id choose come along just incase I fail I get to go away from humanity and live in my own dream world.
The Moss sounds like the most fun story wise and can cause so many different things that Id love it, but probably fail
Wriggle On seems like the one I can succeed most in, but failing means being turned into a roasted pig flesh brick amalgam so its probably the worst outcome ngl.
How much!?
Your score and money are the same thing
Your score carry through to the next round
How much for the board game?
I donโt know any people to contact with to help manufacture things
Damn
And it would be all for non because Iโm just doing this for fun
I might be able to share the cards but itโs not guarantied to happen (Iโm very bad with promises)

Shoutout to that one โjockerlessโ run I tried before the Balatro scoring system
(Died on ante 2)
ZEUS!!! MASS PRODUCE BALATRO BOARD GAME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Planning on calling this game โCaishenโ (god of fortune in Chinese mythology)
Ok Iโm testing the macaque again
HAH, MISSED!
Have to score 1200 and I only have 750
My money are my cards and I only 3 hands left
If the macaque stole my winning bet I crashing out
I don't understand any of that
Caishen is Balatro X Hee-Hey-How, a Chinese betting game where you bet money on 6 animals and roll 3 dices to see if your money gets doubled, or lost
This is a boss in Caishen, where it rolls a die to see which animal you have bet on to steal
It can miss tho, targeting an animal with no bets on it
I jinxed it
Okay now, I really want this game ๐ญ
Iโm at 630 now, Iโm so cooked
Damn
Love getting macaqueโd
๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃwe getting our money stolen with this one
On my last hand, the macaque just stole my shit again
400 dollars
At least got something though
Iโm at 750

I just got my ass beat by a monkey
I have the worse joker possible in this boss blind
My money output got cut in half because I wanted to play safe
Pulling out the Chinese zombie
zombie?! where?!
Dave relax, put down the pot of peashooter. This one is friendly, I just fed him a pouch of curry, chili, and MRE. His name is RTRT
(This is a reference)
๐ค
read ๐
diamonds standing in the corner and nodding
there are a lot of hinges on my house's doors so I think I can help you with that 
walked into that one lmao
I can't believe my bala got tro'd
Don't disrespect people with bald duck heads
bro is playing irl balatro?
you should definitely use credit card
tee hee
it's good for the early game or something
me when i pull up with a laser gun and a sign
Analogue horror ahhh silhouette
Discard the royal flush ๐ฅ
Festival Walk?
reminder that server promoting is not allowed
Can someone do my work for me thanks
@sullen portal sacrificial dagger this user
What?
welp looks like my reminder wasnt enough
And then aim it your slimy skin and pull the trigger
its head bursts ๐คฏ
so... uhh... the switch 2 just got revealed
here's my thoughts on it (i'm not typing it out again)
i mean would u choose switch 2 or switch u
switch U and in a heartbeat
Switch 2 coming out before (x) is (y)
:3
srs or j
srs
i had to do a double take that this was actually nintendo's yt account
Switch EX
Did you add double his sell value to your mult
who knows minesweeper, i need help reading this spot
Thereโs a mine next to the two at the top under the 3
And thereโs one above the bottom 1
the X should be a bomb
sending the exact same pic because why not
I donโt think this image is the whole puzzle and if it is fuck me bc I have no clue whatโs going on
How would the mine be on the numbers? ๐ญ
i'm just working with what they gave me
this works
I love kitty :3
Guys
I just got three legendarys within the span of a night
After having the most terrible luck
I got all except canio
I got my 5th legendary joker last night!
Which one?!
Triboulet
Oooo thatโs a good one
dumb idea but a card of himself?
Yeah I was just thinking that

this joker is bald
looks more egg like then the joker thatโs supposed to look like an egg
#๐จใปfan-art they can help.
Why not a Baseball?
thereโs a bomb in the top rightmost square
That run died like minutes after i postwd it lmao
sorry
the fire alarm just went off in my building while i was showering that was an experience someone burnt their chicken lmfao
Dude thatโs sick mahbe the card would be cool
Me
????
Insane video
Insane video
Cta
Despuรฉs de darle 125 horas a GOTYlatro, me decidรญ hacerle un cover acapella โฅ
Crรฉditos
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Composed by LouisF, final arrangements by LocalThunk.
Mรบsica original: https://youtu.be/OnGQeVTt4KI?si=K2Q3t7oADWNBfL02
MIDI: https://onlinesequencer.net/3901416#t277
Imagen de Joker Miku: https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1f3ldbk/joker_m...
uoshuiijns i accidentally closed all tabs on laptop but i want them back up
ah nevermind ctrl+shift+t works
๐ญ
So real
happened once
Anyone here play modded? It wonโt let me download the lovely file no matter what
turn your anti-virus and chrome security off
Me in my muscircle build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VddKpgteL2U someone probably posted this here but
Despuรฉs de darle 125 horas a GOTYlatro, me decidรญ hacerle un cover acapella โฅ
Crรฉditos
โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Composed by LouisF, final arrangements by LocalThunk.
Mรบsica original: https://youtu.be/OnGQeVTt4KI?si=K2Q3t7oADWNBfL02
MIDI: https://onlinesequencer.net/3901416#t277
Imagen de Joker Miku: https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1f3ldbk/joker_m...
(slightly loud video)
song suggestion if anyone wants https://open.spotify.com/track/7t3Xdbufg7q2onVsR8RBdY?si=aa6138a1fc8c4f14
Multiple people actually, one just a few hours ago
if you could eliminate one boss blind from the game, which would it be?
verdant leaf.... grrrr......
The wall (killed exactly 5 of my runs whether they were good or funny or just ass)
New board type soon
Sunflowers
Probably the Arm? Not the most dangerous boss, but probably the one that is the least enjoyable. Long term planet damage has killed runs later than the blind, and it gives a false sense of security if you win
The fucking Needle
The ox
these are beautiful paintings did you make these?
weird ass question, does anyone know lgbtq dating sim games
how am i supposed to know, im not part of the lgbtq
i mean i will try and find games if you want?
Yep, hereโs another on for a โwild cardโ based mechanic
Thank you Perkeo Balatro
PLUG YA SOCIAL MEDIA RN!!!!
Sadly I have non (fear of potential harassment)
Youโll need to sell one joker to keep playing
Shoutout to these highlighters
Question, is The Plant boss related to you?
Sheโs my cousin yes, why
Itโs just an interesting observation I have
That being that only you and her are the only vegetation in the roster
Also
Ahhh. My record is pretty good. Not a fan of those cards.
Thatโs brutal, dude.
Oh hush, just because you have more chips to score donโt mean ur better๐ฑ>:( I swear mother always favorited you
Whoโs mother?
And whoโs father
And who was born first and last
Iโm just your drunk uncle
Violet was born first, making him the biggest chip scorer
The bell was born 2nd
I was born third
Acorn was the baby of the fam
Hey, didnโt say you DESERVED to get beaten like that.
WELL I KNOW THAT. DONT GOTTA EMBARRASS ME THOUGH
Fair enough. My bad, bro
No problem big bro
Please answer the following prompt:
You wake up one day to find your social media FLOODED with interactions. Turns out a super popular influencer gave you a random shout-out! Now a billion people wants to follow you and be your friend. What do you do ?
needle needle needle needle needle needle needle needle
KILL.
honestly if i had a billion friends i'd want to learn more about them
my computerโs downfall
who is that friend on your wallpaper
dino
welp
not...
shut up huge_gamer_11499
Did i cook?
Don't listen to them, here's the real scoop on Violet Vessel.
is there anyone here whos navajo/mohegan/seminole
guys how d u fix ur sleep?
i got up at midnight and now i want to sleep af
coffee didn't help
dont lay down until you want to sleep
Bros close to a straight
He had better play that pair of 9s, 5, and 3
They get a jack they are fine
guys give me a funny balatro moment and ill make a meme
i think u know wat this run is
actually wait this one is better
If you have trouble falling asleep you can get something simple for that from a corner store, most of them should have melatonin you can just get off the shelves
If you need to stay awake, try to get a decent amount of sleep the previous night and drink cold water throughout the day
Coffee might help I don't use it
talk like chaos for like 30 mins
works everytime
thx bro ill try
wdym
if i cant sleep
i be talking like "HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK IN TODAYS VIDEO" till me cant talk or ran out of ideas
and this helps?
ye
its like u want to take a break from doing that
and wat perfect timing its time to sleep
sounds interesting
but i think i go crazy if ll start speaking for 7 hours straight
eh it takes 10-30 mins
or just become an introvert
โHoly, Holyโ from the new album โThe New Soundโ out now. Listen: https://geordiegreep.ffm.to/newsound
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Video Cr...
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This song goes so hard holy shit
Never trust random dms
Unless you've spoken to someone before they have no reason to ask that
A real person would want someone they know to test a game
Instead of someone they may not trust
So I would guarantee any dm from someone you don't know that's asking you to do something is either a bot or even a real person trying to scam
Does anyone want taco bell
It's a common phishing technique. They will probably want you to download and run a file (101% a virus), or click on a link that wants you to put in some information so they can steal it
Someone ban them
That song is peak
I figured, i blocked them
Wheres the Gen Almanac mod?
ask in #โใปmodding-general
They will send you malware
Hello fellow gamers. How do you do.
Hello discord user M0M0 Savage
Does anyone want gender fluid
I know what genderfluid but I'm scared of the implications of gender fluid.
:O
You're quite expressive.
Yis :3
Actually, I prefer gendersolid.
If there's no other option, I'll accept gendergas.
Bro is merged with the flint and heart
Indeed.
Halfs your total score.(supposed to be bullshit)
๐
I'd pisd and shid myself if that was in balalat
should just be halves chips and mult at the end of scoring
effectively 4x blind size
or 8x total
Someone did the man for me.
It's 16x in some cases.
sounds gay
PLEASE STOP!
:3
I'm not gay, I swear.
Hey, everyone! Just got the game last week and Iโve been enjoying it so much! But last night, Iโd just got my third ever win with yellow deck and I was playing endless mode when this came up.
Has this happened to anyone else? I donโt have any experience building PCs, and Iโm on an MSI gaming laptop from 2023. Am I screwed?
gay people can swear
Check with #1200105253559873707 someone might have had the same issue.
opengl 1 on a 2023 gaming laptop? wut
Is there a way I can update this?
if you want to dm me i can help you out maybe.
NOOOOOOOOOO
idol run for blue stakes erratic was not what I was expecting while grinding for gold stakes on all decks
What's half of naneinf
See, the joke is thatโs itโs still infinite
This seems equivalent to having twice as big a blind
nane
It can be equivalent to 16x, it's Wall expect it scales.(also it's a meme)
Naneinf, Naneinf isn't a number.
So you can't half it.
hey, what does this joker do exactly?
like, what is considered skiping a booster pack?
A booster pack are those shitty packs that add cards to your deck
Skipping one of those adds 3 mult
Skipping is when you exit the booster pack, it doesn't mean you have to take nothing however. In mega packs you can one and exit and it still counts.
ah ok, thx to both of you :3
My phone died last night and I forgot to charge so Im super late
If I was a money fanatic no good person Id start trying to talk about a crypto currency that I made or merch non stop and not actually care about the people (Hey wait that sounds like some people on the internet today... I wonder why
)
But most likely the reason I would get a shoutout is from my Balatro bugs like SUAS, some in WWI, WWII, WWIII, CCD, Double Chicot Bug, ect. and I would try to create a post to everyone along the lines of "Hey thanks (Insert person who made the shoutout) for the shoutout!" and then talk about whatever I found that made me famous and go inter a deeper dive to inform people about it. As much as it is nice to have a billion friends Id much rather stay with the people who have been here from the beginning.
Hello, super late
If I was a money fanatic no good person Id start trying to talk about a crypto currency that I made or merch non stop and not actually care about the people (Hey wait that sounds like some people on the internet today... I wonder why
)
But most likely the reason I would get a shoutout is from my Balatro bugs like SUAS, some in WWI, WWII, WWIII, CCD, Double Chicot Bug, ect. and I would try to create a post to everyone along the lines of "Hey thanks (Insert person who made the shoutout) for the shoutout!" and then talk about whatever I found that made me famous and go inter a deeper dive to inform people about it. As much as it is nice to have a billion friends Id much rather stay with the people who have been here from the beginning., the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!
why not
Touche
because spam
I decided to try shooter games more (thought I was dead background music)
Gotta love evil
Classic board has been updated
any balatro fans like word games here?
OMG WORDS is insanely good
tons of fun synergies and unique relics and full boards
if you have some mutuals with me you may like the game, especially if you like the build-crafting part of balatro
Im intrigued enough to test it out
SILKSONG ON APRIL 2ND
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
NINTENDO SWITCH 2 LAUNCH TITLE
Thoughts on this hand?
i dont know what this joker does can anyone give an explaination to it
Cardistry (again)
My camera is so bad, because I had to change the phone screen, and after I put it back, the selfie camera was terrible
3 aerial moves
Shownice
anyone know if theres a fix to ram overloading and the game crashing when streaming on discord?
Im probably just bad at scrabble but I just keep losing
hey thats my screenshot
It's a very good screenshot, I had to save it
thank you
Truthfully it took me 15 hours for my first win in OMG WORDS but then you just โget itโ and can win easier on the easier boards also
The synergies are so fun, especially once you get to understand the stickers and stamps combos
Interesting
Blueprints seem terrible btw and I havent rerolled
I also havent gotten a bingo but I think thats a me skill issue
:~> you got this
blueprints either very op or โwow I just spent 15 on thisโ?
so I donโt buy them until every relic slot is filled
Please choose a fictional character before clicking the black bar.
||They've jumped out of their work and into our world. Now they live with you for a while until they settle down. How would you explain this world to them and how would living with them be like ?||
HOT MEEN EATING BALร TRร
I chose Reimu Hakurei from Touhou... ๐ค
Explaining our world to her would be very complicated given Gensokyo's lack of technological advancements (at least in its Human Village)
SHOVING CARD IN รNUS
PULLING OT LIKE MAGIC WISARD
LAS VEJGAS, SEX MAGIC
did you say meow at the beginning
That's what you're choosing to focus on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCjoyq3uZFY
Clip taken from this Vinesauce Joel highlight reel
Original stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUFaWYS60Rs
Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCjoyq3uZFY&list=PLg4mWl8DcusQlJT10AxLF8jlw6POfHcWe
Vargskelethor Joel's social media:
http://www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor
https://twitter.com/joel_vinesauce
For streaming highlights:
https://www.youtube.com/user/exinthevatican
For full...
oh not you
mb
but does he say that
we get the idea
Bond Forger (For context hes my pfp and a dog from the anime Spy x Family)
||Well since he is a dog communication will be hard, but if you have seen the show/read the manga you would know that the dog can see the future. With this I would just walk around with the dog until it sees something in the future, and probably take a nap with it.||
mb I get it
||this should technically be in server-chat because it's on topic lmaooooo||
Preferably its in videos-and-streams
Goku
||My food! Ahhh that bastard!||
Mr Crocker
||Well...fairies don't exist here...so i've got a conspiriacy theorist with me. And until they settle down...mr crocker canonically doesn't settle down. so i have to deal with "FAIRY GOD PARENTS!" over everything that's a smidge weird.||
#GuessTheGame #979
๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฉโฌ
https://GuessThe.Game/p/979
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
i love balatro
curse of the eternal pinned ceremonial dagger
I counter it using my eternal negative rental egg

