🃏・off-topic

[modern heart]

Oh I think I got it lol

||Swiss Army Knife, Tire Pump, Hoarder, Batteries + Outlet, Packing Tape, and then a greenhouse||

[fiery grotto]

Should be it, ||paper shredder helps make you gain rerolls if you want that||

Theres also another one you can search for thats pretty similar but has less boons

[nova flicker]

What are y'all talking boyt

[modern heart]

Yeah I was thinking that one is a bit boon intensive

Ballionaire combos

[nova flicker]

Boons

[dusty patrol]

Ballionaire

[fiery grotto]

Ballionaire stuff

[nova flicker]

Boobs

Is that new game

How good isf

It

[modern heart]

It's fun

[dusty patrol]

Yes and fairly

[modern heart]

It's no balatro, but it's fun

[nova flicker]

I feel like no game will ever achieve what balatro did ngl

[fiery grotto]

Besides Balatro 2.0 (trust)

[dusty patrol]

Can't wait for balatro 2.0

[nova flicker]

Is that being made r

Rn

[fiery grotto]

Nah I was jokin, but supposedly a big update soon

[nova flicker]

There just should be like a bunch more jokers

[modern heart]

I'm hoping it adds like 50+

[nova flicker]

Like maybe jokers for the jokers

Ykwim

Add a boon to the jokers something

Add a tag

[nova flicker]

LocalHottie

I'll let him hit

[gray harness]

my tato do be getting bro'd

[nova flicker]

Dang didn't know brotato was still a thing

Thought it died

[fiery grotto]

It came back on mobile or something

[dusty patrol]

It also has multiplayer

[fiery grotto]

Oh, neat

Anyways is this true? (If yk yk)

[nova flicker]

Isn't it such a huge cashgrab

Imma go pirate it with infinite money

[gray harness]

Not really, it's kinda alive I guess, and the mobile port is decent enough, tho it gets at least a new bug every single update (probably because of the small team behind the port)

Like, knockback has been bugged since release, making some melee weapons actually push the enemies closer to you

[fiery grotto]

Is it confirmed a bug?

[gray harness]

Yes

[fiery grotto]

Lol

[gray harness]

I think they said that it's just unfixable

[fiery grotto]

Rip

[gray harness]

dang it, got sniped :[

i guess speed is important after all

[candid holly]

Been grinding for gold stakes on each deck, got a few down and doing plasma now, and this was in the run that I beat orange stake plasma just now; thought it a bit funny how much hiker value this king got:

[fiery grotto]

I hate football because I check and a game had 10 minutes left, 30-40 minutes later its still going and thats no ot

[candid holly]

this was the highest, another was like 260 and another was 255 when run died

[fiery grotto]

Thats insane, Ive never gotten a good hiker build and refuse to believe its a viable option unless you grt rlly lucky on plasma

[candid holly]

I was suprised

the run was scrapping by with trading card, hiker, and hanging chad but a photocard and some nice tarots got it through ante 10

[fiery grotto]

I mean trading card and hanging chad are already like S+ jokers

[candid holly]

oh yeah trading defintely help deck fixing

[fiery grotto]

Especially if you got it as early as it sounds

[candid holly]

it was ante 2 pick up

eternal so risky but it worked out

[gray harness]

ah, so here's the obligatory bug from the new update
Creature is supposed to lose 10 range and 5% xp gain at the end of every wave, but it only happens once, making this character kinda op (notice how the "Range" hasn't gone down between the start and the end of the wave)

[fiery grotto]

The hiker wr is insane

[gray harness]

you could say it's crazy

[fiery grotto]

Its DrDreamMOs run and he has mods so it doesnt crash but the full things recorded so its not cheated. Its actually nuts

[gray harness]

Oh, is it the guy wih the godly seed that has been trying to claim, like, every single seeded wr?

[dusty patrol]

Balatro university?

Ohhhhh

[runic tundra]

that's insane what 😭😭

[fiery grotto]

Ikr

Hes put multiple weeks into it

[runic tundra]

he got more chips on that one ace than like my best hand

[fiery grotto]

If not months

[gray harness]

did you notice the $?

[runic tundra]

I didnt omg 😭😭

[dusty patrol]

258 hand size is fucking insane

[gray harness]

||25||8 hand size is fucking ||in||sane

[fickle moon]

ofc it has to hurt cause its the best

[dusty patrol]

😭

I'm getting buffoned on

[dusty patrol]

How do you have c++ but not the other two?

[gray harness]

Illusion, black deck

[dusty patrol]

Ah

Saving the best voucher and best deck for last I see

[gray harness]

Being real, I just focused on c++ because why not

[fickle moon]

fr

[gray harness]

actually, i finished black deck already lol, i just wanted to get rid of it asap

I am saving illusion for last tho, it'll be the last purchase I make before getting all achievements

[dusty patrol]

Crazy thing to say

[gray harness]

crazy?

[dusty patrol]

No no

Not crazy anything but crazy I'm not crazy

[gray harness]

i was crazy once, and i still am

the detrimental effects of time travelling with a talking time machine that constantly reminds me of my stupidity

[dusty patrol]

gulp, I uhhh am gonna regret this question but, where does it say to not talk about... ||Console/phone mods||?

[rotund pilot]

“gulp” lol

[idle jolt]

whoop wrong room

[wise spoke]

Have you guys heard about the game Calculate It yet

It's like a roguelike that's themed around a calculator

[sand valley]

inscryption moment

least broken amoeba

[glossy fulcrum]

amoeba sux

[supple lotus]

Anyone have game recommendations that have a gameplay vibe like Balatro? Doesn't need to be a deckbuilder. I enjoyed Cobalt Core for a few hours, btw

Isle of Swaps looks interesting but I haven't bought it yet. Ik these are all deckbuilders so far.

[raven field]

I think "calculate it" is pretty good
Or maybe ballionaire, it's very similar to balatro

[wise spoke]

Yeah I saw a video of that and was like "man they really can make a game out of anything"

It doesn't even come off as a direct rip off of Balatro either, it's unique in its very own way

The only problem I have with Calculate It is that I feel like it really could have a more interesting look to it visually

Like at least Balatro has cool visuals that makes what would otherwise be just a generic card game come off as more fantastical

Calculate It is literally just a calculator on a desk

They could go for like a sci-fi theme or something like that

Or just anything to give it some characterization or personality

[real ginkgo]

Lol

[white thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1131691975301668945/1325796076724420720/caption.gif?ex=677d1750&is=677bc5d0&hm=c898b4db58959d64fbd14665a45ab82e5fbb501711e85c22be98e5b7b67c20c5&

[hoary bluff]

Babies when i throw a bucket of acid on them

[twin swallow]

Freddy Fazbear.

[fickle moon]

me when the wombo combo "double trouble" event happens in my life
this is a recurring thing happen every day at this point

[hoary bluff]

I dont get the reference

[fickle moon]

yk that moment when
"do all of these chores and u can play"
a few moments later
"phew now i can finally play-"
no internet cause cable broken
yep imagine this but happens every day (with twists ofc)

[summer gale]

me scaling up supernova on one hand type and then getting the eye

https://tenor.com/view/blue-baby-the-binding-of-isaac-throw-gif-16530022856842124150

[white thistle]

😭

[twin swallow]

Wtf.

I like The Eldar......

[lean hearth]

I'm pretty sure luck be a landlord inspired Balatro somewhat

https://tenor.com/view/chomp-cat-kitten-wire-eating-gif-11191494514367497070

[wet jetty]

I play Balataro!

[icy tusk]

I feel like you jokers would appreciate that today is Topsy Turvy Day.

https://tenor.com/view/topsy-turvy-hunchback-of-note-dame-sing-gif-15984666

https://tenor.com/view/disney-hunchback-of-notre-dame-spin-pole-joker-gif-7762577

[hoary bluff]

I just realised something

Why cant we use fans to power windmilsl and windmills to generate power for the fan

[fiery grotto]

Because it would use the same amount of power as you gain

[modern heart]

I think it requires more power actually, resulting in power loss each time, not equilibrium?

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

Cause you would lose power due to it also turning into thermal and light energy when turned to power

And sound

[modern heart]

Hella

If only perpetual motion could exist :(

[nova flicker]

Relatable

Bro SZA is so bad

Her new album fire

[orchid scarab]

Is there a way to swap ab and xy?
I recently bought a controller and bought a switch controller by mistake
I'm used to the xbox controller on playing balatro
And now everything is switched 😦

[fleet violet]

This has nothing to do with Balatro but I wrote a poem and don’t know what to name it

A stranger stands in my reflection
Hoping I miss his imperfections
But my eyes are keen
My tongue is sharp
I use my words
To cut him apart
After all, deserves it
For all he’s done wrong
He knows that deep down
And just sidles on

Ideas? (Besides reflection, I’d rather have something a lil different)

[slate bluff]

Won't happen again, i bought the game i was just discussing something. Perhaps make a rule that mentions this.

[onyx wagon]

someone knows any good blue deck seed?

[sullen portal]

it goes without saying you should not be discussing piracy in the official server for a game. if anything it falls under no loopholes.

[slate bluff]

Understood, we were just discussing the steam's drm and that it doesn't make sense.

But i won't be proceeding talking about drm's

[sullen portal]

yeah i read the messages i know what you were discussing but thank you

[slate bluff]

Alright

[robust wren]

is anyone here experienced with trigonometric integration

I need some assistance that I can't find elsewhere

[slate bluff]

integration or Integrals

[robust wren]

uh

what's the difference

just uh

take a look see what you think

[slate bluff]

depends what you're using it for

why do you need it?

[robust wren]

uh

classwork I'm behind on

[slate bluff]

in a balatro server crazy 😭

[robust wren]

they provide no help for it so I have to ask for external help

[slate bluff]

i assume there are youtube videos?

[robust wren]

Everyone is ignoring me

so I had to try

the other servers I frequent are small

[robust wren]

There are but I don't understand them

[slate bluff]

Oh makes sense

[slate bluff]

I mean it's complicated, i'm just a tiny experienced with it.

[lean hearth]

beautiful day to make some dumplings

[robust wren]

alright here

how would you do this

this is from a textbook that provides prior examples to completely different questions

[sullen portal]

id probably use wolfram alpha

[robust wren]

so it wasn't a useful source

[sullen portal]

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=Integrate[3Power[sec%2C2]x%2B\(40)Divide[5%2Cx]\(41)%2B\(40)Divide[2%2CPower[x%2C2]]\(41)%2Cx]

[robust wren]

yeah but uh

it doesn't explain it

like at all

I can't just use this thing to solve everything that would be pointless

[sullen portal]

asking people to solve it for you kind of feels the same

[robust wren]

at least they can explain it

or do a step by step process

i'm not asking for the answer i'm asking for the solution. if you catch my drift

[sullen portal]

fair

[robust wren]

but yeah

[sullen portal]

i forget how to do this it's been a long time

[slate bluff]

oh hell no

[robust wren]

my thoughts exactly

what do you think?

[slate bluff]

wait this is helpful

[gray harness]

turn 6 swabbie lmao (it normally costs 20)

[maiden helm]

does anyone have the image of jimbo running over a kid with the caption "Go for it" or something

Ok it would probably make more sense if i went in game discussion

[supple lotus]

Are you playing on Steam? If so you should be able to change it easily through the steam controller options

[shadow sigil]

wanna hear a banger song

(its good trust me)

[tough pawn]

im all ears

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/NAEIfII8bH8?si=V5cM2yHjkn4-5i94

[glossy fulcrum]

not a banger

[modern heart]

@fiery grottoI feel like I was missing something to effectively reach a real naninf, but i got this (in theory could have repeated forever, but it was gonna get boring fast lol)

[orchid scarab]

Sorry for late reply
I honestly found that solution too
And I found it feels like a hassle to go through steam (not only in balatro)
It's okay though
I guess I'll just go back to using my xbox instead of this wireless one 😦

Thank you tho ❤️

[fiery grotto]

If you want a faster inf then you should look at computers but well done 🔥

[modern heart]

<@&1133519078540185692>

ty for your service

[shadow sigil]

I fell for it…

[oak citrus]

https://x.com/TheCunnster/status/1876395193995337822

Eli (@TheCunnster) on X

Fucked up in the crib playing balala

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 10:27 PM

[orchid pelican]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[pearl flume]

Please choose 1 flying, land and water animal! The rest will attack you! (The battle takes place on a sinking ship)

[fervent zodiac]

Im ancient joker

[fiery grotto]

I mean in any case no matter what I pick Im dead

[visual sail]

we had the flint and now we got ancient joker up in here 🔥

[lofty forge]

I just had a run where I bought pareidolia in the shop directly before the mark boss blind, very relatable

[muted stirrup]

SUGGESTION

[jagged musk]

I got high off of cold medicine like 2 days ago and hallucinated playing Balatro so it's safe to say I'm addicted

[white thistle]

this is amazing

[jagged musk]

Yolker(?)

[glossy fulcrum]

to balatro or cough medicine

[oak citrus]

Yes

[muted stirrup]

No balatro play can do all three:
Be happy
Play balatro
Not be addicted to drugs/alchohol

[fickle moon]

only me can do all of this:
suffer
be criticized for bad takes and opinions
torture myself
play balatro
addicted

[muted stirrup]

😃 👍

[nova flicker]

Dang

Crazy name

[supple lotus]

"Tetris effect" a real and common psychological phenomenon

[viral rose]

The first name I see in this chat after joining the server

[warm lodge]

Hey guys, new to the server. How's it going?

[copper helm]

Hello. 👋 Doing great.

[naive knot]

i do this shit sometimes but with panel de pon

i suppose one could call it the tetris attack effect

[hidden jetty]

tbh I came into here cause I was curious about Balatrostuck, and whether it's still a thing, but good to know it's still happening

and also listens (i don't know how many times I went through this album but I'm pretty sure I lost track)

but like I have footage of when I unlocked the $400 joker and achieved Nest Egg but the recording ended up being choppy (which, I would've provided it in #🎥・videos-and-streams had it not been choppy)

oh yeah I was gonna go to bed or something but I forgot

[merry osprey]

Hi @cloud light, how do I view the lists of Balatro Wiki users who have the "Bureaucrat" or "Administrator" tag?

[cloud light]

Heya! Go to https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Special:ListUsers/sysop and you should have everybody (all the bureaucrats are also admins).
Any reason for this? 👀

[merry osprey]

Oh, I'm just used to the Pathfinder TTRPG Wiki, which has pages that say "If you have any questions or comments, you can come chat on the PFWiki discord server at www dot yadayada, or you can contact an admin! Here's the list of admins: Larswijn, Jimbo, yada yada,"

Would it be useful to create a page in the BalatroWiki namespace "Balatro Wiki:Administrators" just listing them so that users have any idea of who to ask about how the Wiki works or how to get started?

Oh hey, there is one admin who's not a bureaucrat.
I don't know what a bureaucrat is here; what does the role do, is it defined somewhere?

[cloud light]

at https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Help:User_rights

would a discord for the wiki make sense? 🤔

[merry osprey]

Ah geez, no one likes having to navigate from the Balatro Wiki to community.fandom.com

[fickle moon]

i mean
its fandom
tbh i still dont know about the fandom drama and refuses to learn bout it
cause like
only fandom exists for pretty much a wiki of every game

[merry osprey]

Would it have super low traffic? I feel the Wiki's size would be suited to, like, just creating a single channel on this Discord server; but of course it would only be up to this server's admins/Playstack to decide if they'd want to go so far as to create a channel for this little wiki

[cloud light]

Thunk doesn't want to be involved with the wiki so I doubt a channel would be created.
Could try a thread, but there will be the same issues as the modded wiki had which is that you cannot use discord search in a thread for some reason

[merry osprey]

Oh, you can't use Discord search in a thread!! Then creating a server sounds somewhat necessary, yeah

[cloud light]

let me specify - you can't search through a thread specifically, you need to search through the channel the thread is part of (which will include every message in the channel and other threads in that channel)

[cloud light]

Would it be useful to create a page in the BalatroWiki namespace "Balatro Wiki:Administrators" just listing them so that users have any idea of who to ask about how the Wiki works or how to get started?
almost forgot! Yeah, I'm down to include something like this

[merry osprey]

Pog

[merry osprey]

lol

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #969
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/969

[bronze ice]

nah you don't get it real gambling is different from fake gambling

one of those is way more dangerous than the other

[modern heart]

The difference is that EA generates an endless stream of money and lifelong gambling addicts while Balatro is an indie game

PEGI gotta keep the cash flow going

[timber oyster]

obviously they needed the money from EA so some... thingy... had to be done

[toxic spoke]

https://youtu.be/JV83G744yrI?si=uEVieAGHypv-PR1D

[merry osprey]

What are "Joker types"? Do we know who came up with them?

[cloud light]

These are the jokers types (as used by the wiki). No idea who originally came up with them tbh

[merry osprey]

Fun!

[cloud light]

(you can also sort by type on https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Jokers#List_of_Jokers)

[pearl flume]

You know, I still find beds weird.

I've spent my entire life sleeping on blankets or mattresses on the floor, idk if I'll ever get used to beds.

[naive orchid]

someone give me a valid band name

[calm jetty]

beds are technically just high mattresses

i used to also just sleep on a mattress but the way i used to think of beds is just pretend you are just still close to the ground

[twin swallow]

@strong otter The pins are unlicensed. Don't buy them.

[white thistle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nnrYPChjK-c

[wheat coral]

didn't know nl became a climate activist

[oak citrus]

https://bsky.app/profile/prettypinkpansy.bsky.social/post/3lf44hnexfs2d

red ☃️ (@prettypinkpansy.bsky.social)

JIMBO'S BIG NATURALS 2.0 IS OUT

FEATURING:

• 30 NEW CARDS, FOR A TOTAL OF 121
• WAX SEALS NOW HAVE BREASTS
• BIG BOOBA BUFFOON BOOSTER PACKS
• HONE VOUCHER? MORE LIKE BAZONGA VOUCHER
• JOKER TAGS? YOU GUESSED IT: TITTIES
• ONE OF THE SPECTRAL CARDS HAS TITS TOO
  #balatro
  github.com/prettypinkpa...

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[cyan hazel]

The clowns really do have honkers

I hate myself for complaining my up with that

[oak citrus]

honk honk

[glossy fulcrum]

why.

did they give any to cdag

[oak citrus]

No idea, I just had the funny link dm'd to me and posted it here

[nimble pulsar]

How does one get this

Oh there's a tutorial

[oak citrus]

[modern heart]

@fiery grotto Doing the "win 5 in a row" achievement on the lowest difficulty. First tribulation actually scales closet LMAO

[lean finch]

HOLD ON GUYS
One more member and we at 91000

[dusty patrol]

Over 90 thousand!!!

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:
question provided by ITSALLYOURFAULTISHMAEL.

Oh no, you accidentally opened the gates of hell and have flooded the world with terrifying demons and monsters! As a reward they allow you to create a circle of hell for yourself! (Yay) What would your circle be like ? (The punishments, the theming, the demons, ect).

[fiery grotto]

My circle of hell would just be every single cursed balatro art every created, turned into humanoid figures

[gray harness]

uhhhhh idk something about mr boss guy and his endless horde of zombies eating the people away while they revive all the time

and also the iconic "NOOOO!!!" when losing in pvz1 is played at full volume when anyone dies outside or inside the circle

[dusty patrol]

Mine would be the circle of lust, but filled with femboys

[stiff tusk]

as long as they're chill idm

[hot portal]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

would this be one of them

[fiery grotto]

Yes

[hot portal]

yay!!

[random hawk]

https://bsky.app/profile/waasephi.bsky.social/post/3lf4u3hudhk2l

Waasephi🌳 (@waasephi.bsky.social)

Thought it would be funny to make @playbalatro.com's Jimbo in #Terraria, I think it was worth it.

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Bluesky · Jan 7, 2025, 4:52 AM

[timid garnet]

Playing Balatro before bed is dangerous. when my alarm goes off and my brain is still asleep, i see the number on my phone like 6am and dream brain makes a scenario of being like 'you should wait to get another 6 to increase the multiplier' so I snooze the alarm

[pure plinth]

Jimbussy

[tardy cape]

jumbo

[limpid barn]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-news-newssucks-rip-ripping-gif-3807562

[twin swallow]

https://bsky.app/profile/playbalatro.com/post/3lf64l53y2k2x

Balatro (@playbalatro.com)

#banana

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Bluesky · Jan 7, 2025, 4:57 PM

LocalThunk is a very good artist damn.

[green pilot]

IKEA sized room and the floor is a sandpaper conveyor belt

[orchid pelican]

Old minecraft generation with a flying tree terrain

[gray harness]

turn 5 swabbie... it usually costs 20

[urban glen]

An amphibious zombie is OP
There is a reason why Swabbie is 20
Mana cheating is broken and here's why

[hollow smelt]

Heres a pixel of a video im watching if anyone is curious

[clear salmon]

getting this error when launching balatro; any help?

[love "boot.lua"]:282: Could not set window mode


Traceback

[love "callbacks.lua"]:228: in function 'handler'
[C]: in function 'assert'
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
[C]: in function 'xpcall'```

[gray harness]

the reason it costs 20 is bevause of his abilities, which are:
-Make everything attack with their hp instead of their attack
-Your hero becomes immortal
-All your cards do ×69 damage
-Conjured an imp, a superpower, a trick, a gargantuar, a science card, a professional card, a mustache card and a pirate card
-All cards you summon gain bullseye, team-up, strikethrough, frenzy, their cost gets reduced to 0 and they can't be hurt

[vivid bronze]

Truly a pixel of all time

[pearl flume]

Tell me why my body would rather want to eat 5 packages of instant noodles at midnight then eat a single strand of noodle or a grain of rice for dinner and makes me starve myself.

[twin swallow]

Disordered introception?

[glossy fulcrum]

yummers

[tough pawn]

forced to play CSGO with your friends, but they go "we can't end on a loss" and "let's keep the winning streak going" forever forcing you to play for all eternity

[twin swallow]

I have to make a program but the code never works and there's no tutorials on how to fix the code and when I do fix it, 5 lines later it breaks again for eternity.

[urban glen]

Truely OP
Needs a nerf

[white thistle]

yes

[main flame]

Jimbo Balatro himself

[verbal moon]

https://x.com/splashdamage/status/1877020458454749485

Splash Damage (@splashdamage) on X

An update on Transformers: Reactivate.

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 3:52 PM

[tough pawn]

balatroers rate the cybergrind

[gilded ore]

Getting commissions of OCs you haven't invested that much cash in is so humiliating man...

"Finally getting to it..."

[modern heart]

I always find the first commission daunting, just because there isn't a good ref to give the artist lol

[tough pawn]

fun fact: "R. U. Kidding" got 1 vote in the 1992 elections for governor

[hollow smelt]

Watching balatro gameplay on my phone while I have subway surfers gameplay on my school computer

And also a few fidget spinners spinning on the ground

[tough pawn]

attention span in the negatives

[hollow smelt]

Hopefully I can make it past this 10 minute video, wish me luck!

[gray harness]

farmer moment

[hollow smelt]

What game is that?

[gray harness]

Brotato
Pretty good, ngl

[hollow smelt]

How much does it cost?

[gray harness]

idk, but there's a free version with different content from the paid one iirc

[hollow smelt]

Oki ^^

[dire drum]

Hi all, I'm not sure how to filter out the noise in the main game discussion channel but i'm looking for help on making a simple mod in Balatro. I know a little bit of lua already and have unpacked the game. I also successfully installed mods. All i'm really trying to do is change the font color and background color of when I hover over cards

[gray harness]

new best i guess

[tall sigil]

Why is it just latro????

[naive knot]

😭😭😭😭😭

[merry matrix]

id play this

[urban glen]

My eyes

This hurts

Very bright

[gilded ore]

Whenever I do a "So uh I made this picrew-" I think they'll immediately reply with an ew

[subtle cargo]

hello

[modern heart]

THATS ACTUALLY TRUE THOUGH

@gilded ore I have a few characters who only have picrews, and I haven't gotten art of them. Instead I just use Hero Forge for general design and encourage the artist to have fun with the outfit

[gilded ore]

That's what I said to the artist 😭 "They're the kind of characters to constantly change outfits so have fun"

[modern heart]

Lmao

Actually real

I personally love seeing the artists own flair and personality show up in the outfit, and I hope whatever they design is cooler than the limited options hero forge or picrews have

[gilded ore]

They didn't shower me with praises over the picrew so I shall overthink their neutral reaction as if they are about to kill my entire lineage

[thorny flume]

it should be 1/4, that's the balatro equivalent to 0%

[white thistle]

LMAO
IKR

[modern heart]

😔

[tribal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/wheel-of-fortune-bills-gif-16287894

[rough quarry]

any LEAGUE players in here

[grim crater]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[shell condor]

OK

OK

GAME IDEA

BALATRO BUT SUBWAY EDITION

YOU’RE MAKING SANDWICHES TO PLEASE THE CUSTOMER

[gray harness]

i got a better idea
subway edition makes subway surfers gameplay appear at the sides of the game

[gray harness]

joe many jokers does it take to change a log by bulb?????? none. their too busy??? their +4 mult!

[fiery grotto]

Does anyone play Celeste? ||If so can you tell me if there is a blue heart in every chapter because if so Im probably just blind||

[worldly mirage]

i hope i get blueprint

[pearl flume]

Please choose a videogame before clicking the black bar.

||This game's videogame logic now applies you you IRL, what will you do with this power ?||

[fiery grotto]

Celeste (since Im playing it rn)

||Im instantly trying dashing down up like in the speedrun and thats who I travel. Then train myself to just jump around everywhere and just parkour around town for fun||

[timber oyster]

eternal rental splash and perishable rental flower pot.

[gray harness]

Plants vs Zombies

||live life as usual, I'm there already||

[glossy fulcrum]

doors
||i literally could not sleep with the lights off, not really much i can do because there isnt much positive going for you||

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/VU2pH1ZvCj8?si=J_ZpcXby_25vc0Hj

[jolly arch]

a coin pusher roguelike would go crazy.

[burnt owl]

this is amazing

[craggy panther]

How’d u get that

[umbral pollen]

Evil Genius

||i have no idea honestly - attempt to acquire silly gadgets that can rennovate rock?||

[ornate maple]

https://safiria.net/images/20250108-lego-f1-2023-mclaren.jpg I haven't built a LEGO set in entirely too long 😄

[fickle moon]

Block Tales (from Roblox)

||uh cool venomshank that i can use to poison ppl?||
||oh yeah i can cheat death with ghostwalker yippee||
||(still waiting for the other 4 swords ;-;)||

[wheat coral]

check it out 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[fickle moon]

wats that griefer line again

[worldly mirage]

I made it

[oak citrus]

Balatro

||time to sneak some jokers into a casino$$$$||

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Every time you ate food you love you moan like an anime character
Or
Everytime you poop you scream like a super sayan.

[glossy fulcrum]

first option

[dry temple]

ultrakill

i can stay in boxing matches for longer

and parry

[hasty light]

Factorio

||Time to get robots to do everything for me||

[dusty patrol]

First option, I already do it!

[glossy fulcrum]

same

[urban glen]

Spoiler this dude

[urban glen]

2nd option all day

[jagged nebula]

Roblox

||The logic is so inconsistent across games so idk. One game I can survive a stars collapse and the other a car hitting me will mill me so.||

[glossy fulcrum]

then choose a specific roblox game

thats what i did

[fiery grotto]

Forst one

Since I already do it

[jagged nebula]

hold on let me check what game I played lastr

[fiery grotto]

Oh wait someone already made that joke XD

[jagged nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-saiyan-goku-gif-5009523

[dusty patrol]

Pick a game that is not plants vs. zombies related

||If this game had a plant that would fight in the pvs universe, what plant would it be? What is its name? And what does it do?||

[wise mist]

has anyone found good planet card texture replacement mods

[fiery grotto]

Balatro

||It would debuff any zombie that has a face||

[dusty patrol]

Bucket zombie would go hard

[glossy fulcrum]

doors
||herb of viridis i guess. does some sort of healing effect, and a good one unlike aloe vera||

||could also have a snare based plant thats like a spikeweed that stalls zombies||

[dusty patrol]

||both go hard||

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[jagged nebula]

forgot to check but Sonic R-echarged

[jagged nebula]

Hmmm... lets go with... Five Nights At Sonic's: Solar Switchup

||The only "plant" is Blossom Blaze, because she has vines coming out of her eyes. If I can make her ungodly broken, she would set the field ablaze, with any zombies in her field of vision causing her to attack faster the longer they look at her. If not, then she makes a wall of fire in a 1x3 tile area infront of herself, like Snapdragon. Plantfood for both would be dealing a total of 12500 (or lower) damage across all tiles in front of her, spread evenly across tiles not occupied by plants. So if she has 5 tiles avaliable to use it on, each tile uses 1/5th of 12500 damage, and if she has 20 avaliable tiles, then each tile deals 1/20th of 12500 damage.||

[vapid tangle]

I'm doomed

[fickle moon]

im too lazy to read all of that

[jagged nebula]

tl;dr: shorter range snapdragon with plantfood that affects all avaliable tiles, with damage per tile increasing the less tiles are affected by plantfood

[fickle moon]

thx
even if i dont understand cause i dont know the game

[jagged nebula]

it's a fnaf & sonic fangame at once

and this is the only real "plant" that appears in that game

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-the-plant-game-over-gif-7718636784606607204

[jagged nebula]

unless I missed a potted plant somewhere

oh speaking of Blossom Blaze

High Five!

[real ginkgo]

1303797147933741156

[jagged nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[real ginkgo]

Its the id of :jimbo_spin:

[oak citrus]

[real ginkgo]

Yep, me no nitro

Nitro guy, can you put a "\" infront of the :jimbo_spin:?

[jagged nebula]

1303797147933741156

[wise spoke]

So recently I've been discovering a whole lot of different roguelike games coming out

One that particularly has caught my attention is one based on Blackjack

Dungeons and Degenerates Blackjack
First of all it stretches its card puns quite a bit lol

But it's obvious that it really wants to be Balatro, it even has tarot cards

But by no means does it come off like a blatant rip off

[sand valley]

never again folks

[fickle moon]

ok 🍿

20 mult go crazy

[odd oxide]

the plausible deniability abuse is insane

[sand valley]

"how do u know"

[odd oxide]

dont see a point in talking to them

[sand valley]

u could not have been calling me gay for any other reason 😭

[sand valley]

exactly thats why i blocked them

[dense salmon]

Please buy the L4D games

[craggy panther]

I wish I could.. their the best zombie games

I literally look like Ellis

[dense salmon]

It’s been sitting in my library for over an year smh

Both of them

[craggy panther]

https://tenor.com/view/doomer-doomer-core-doomer-wave-glitch-doomer-aesthetic-gif-5405068517955149891

[dense salmon]

I just started playing the first one a few days ago

[craggy panther]

The second one I lovvvve

[dense salmon]

What for

[craggy panther]

I liked the characters a bit more and the maps were pretty rememberable

[dense salmon]

Okay

I heard L4D2 added melee weapons and more special infected?

[craggy panther]

Yep!

[dense salmon]

That’s all I remember from watching Markiplier’s video

[craggy panther]

And it’s awesome and scary as hell

Lfd1 did a lot right, but so did 2

[dense salmon]

I’ll try L4D2 when I get used to the first one

[craggy panther]

Yep yep! Worth it

[modern mango]

What genres work well with roguelikes?

[sharp bay]

Shawty's like a melody in my head

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Fact: swords can bleed.

Rust caused by bloodstains when washed off much later will bleed and create a smell similar to cooking beef.

[green pilot]

oh that's

cool and also a little scary

[verbal moon]

thats straight up true

[tired oracle]

I’m pretty sure they just happened to be developed at the same time

[bronze ice]

if you actually look into it they started development at around the same time as balatro lmao

please don't call any well made and well fledged out game a copy of any kind just because it's in the same genre and has resemblances

[timber oyster]

IIRC D&DG starts a bit earlier.

[bronze ice]

even games that are actually heavily inspired can often times play very differently and deliver different, but not necessarily worse, experiences

for example peglin and backpack heroes both follow a similar formula to slay the spire but with very unique core gameplay mechanics

same thing here, just that they both happen to be using cards (and DnDG has references to balatro)

[gray harness]

correct, its development did indeed start earlier

[modern heart]

Erm, the game uses cards like the other game, so clearly one game is trying to be the other

[leaden jetty]

Any Balatro+Scrabble fans looking for their next big obession? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y07H3LYwSEg

[wise spoke]

I... literally said its not a rip off? Also i recently saw that it literally has a cameo with Jimbo in it so that was cool

I guess i did say it wants to be Balatro, but i onlt said that because it's pretty similar just conceptually

But i didnt want it to sound like i was disrespecting it, in fact I like the creativity in its card designs just a little more than Balatro tbh

[wheat coral]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_ZrCclqH_mBco84K3aODi-mcnMcIvA6G&si=3Kbtk1k-gzlb0JFI

[wise spoke]

So I'm currently trying to design a roguelike based on Tic-Tac-Toe, have there been any just so I can know what has already been done?

[leaden jetty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OTEsoU86tg

[leaden jetty]

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/tic-tactic-turns-the-worlds-most-boring-game-into-a-promising-roguelike-deckbuilder

these are the 2 that pop to mind

[wise spoke]

I see

[hollow smelt]

My phone is about to die can someone give me a charger

Thanks

[wise spoke]

Yea no problem just make sure to give it back

[hollow smelt]

I might

[gray harness]

no way, they really be making a roguelike of everything
should it be a new internet rule?

[hollow smelt]

Yes

[hollow smelt]

Next we need a checkers roguelike

[gray harness]

it should be named checkers battle advanced

[velvet kindle]

Bingo roguelike when

[dry temple]

certification (consumable)

guarantees a point in your board (one time use

[leaden quartz]

playing mad world and medusa are so fun man

[burnt owl]

Holy shit

[modern heart]

Damn

The royal flush

[white thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850870543937962064/1040249351273988137/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[gray harness]

NO FUCKING WAY
now every item i lock has a 100% to be cursed (cursed items are stronger, but they give curse, which gives enemies a chance to be cursed, making them stronger, but they drop more materials)

[white thistle]

marker

JOKIPLIER

[stone whale]

Hello everyone! My name is Multiplier!

[white thistle]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[stone whale]

I can’t take credit for that, sadly.

[white thistle]

lmao right after writing this i realized

https://tenor.com/view/marker-markiplier-gif-849084598363491775

[fickle moon]

PLS DONT FORCE ME TO FIND THEM AGAIN

[white thistle]

what

[fickle moon]

THOSE STUPID 600 MARKERS

[white thistle]

lmao

[heady depot]

So back in high school, my cooking teacher had us make blue raspberry lemonade, and gave us jars to put it in. I've graduated college now, and have found it in my fridge after having to clean the whole thing out. I think this thing's become a chemical weapon.

do i drink it

[kind viper]

holy

blue joker juice

[tawny helm]

mfw i lose my 8 win streak because my sister accidentally set the stake to gold:

[strong lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-funny-thanos-gif-22399978

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/ktTfV6VEATk?feature=shared

[pearl flume]

Please choose a magic monster to hunt:

Lacrimosa- Hiding in the Everblizzard, This 10 foot tall bird has an aura that freezes everything within a kilometer to 0 degrees celcius. It also rains hail and summons ice spikes from any water source near by. Some say it's cry beckonds winter itself.

O Fortuna- Rampaging through the streets of Mariana town the tantrum of a baby fire dragon, only about 20 years old. Being only as big as a bull though it is still a dragon, flames, fangs and hard scales are to be expected. It was smuggled into the city by a dealer but unexpectantly killed them all.

Hallelujah- From Helpful assistance to a being of fure agrovation is a golem which flies around the Iron Pioneers, a society of harpies, using magnetism and electric powers to not only eliviate itself but also send thunderbolts and shocking attacks at it's enemies. It wasn't programmed to harm the crew...but now it's just a war machine.

Fur Elise- Awakened, Annoyed and Appalled, the Holy Construct arose. From a forgotten mine, refurbished into a summoner's lair, the Holy Construct has deemed humanity too far gone to be redeemed. Now it sets it's sight upon the lands above, smiting and destroying any in it's way.

[gray harness]

i choose Lacrimosa, i can just plant fire peashooters

[oak citrus]

I feel like i could talk it out with Fur Elise

[pearl flume]

But they can't shoot upwards

[gray harness]

pepper-pult

[wheat coral]

But pepper-pult is ass

[gray harness]

i hvae seed pakcets

[odd oxide]

The more I listen to clairo's charm the more it grows on me

Easy 9/10

One of my favourite albums out of 2024

[honest hull]

personally

https://open.spotify.com/album/3iU06rRW2QNu9Hw1DsWSPJ?si=SzzlaHXiQgiDmJ50XfaCWA

this was my favorite album of 2024

(ranipla & masonic - get the crowd swaggin’)

[oak citrus]

This is my favorite album of 2024
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nDUU-P1cbyI8CZFc01nKPhXN1XCWq4zIU&feature=shared

[pearl flume]

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE A FOOL !?

[teal vortex]

RUB A DUB DUB YEAH YEAH

LETS START PICKING UP THE LITTLE EXTRAS OF LIFE

[pearl flume]

A single serving of onigiri provides energy, carbohydrates, protein, fat, calcium, vitamin b1, vitamin b2, iron, zinc, and fiber. One can add fillings to include additional sources of nutrients to their liking. In addition to energy sources that fuel the brain and body, it also includes nutrients to help maintain them and build muscle
The great thing about onigiri is that they are highly portable and have a long shelf life. One does not need to be concerned about when and where to eat them, and they require no dishware to serve. Consuming one raises one's muscle glycogen levels, essential for a warrior heading to battle. They are also equipped to satisfy an empty stomach. This is because, as the rice cools down, the starch grows resistant, making it harder to absorb into the body. In other words, it's an easy snack to avoid overeating. It's tasty too.

[tardy cape]

https://fixvx.com/PESTRiCA_R/status/1877337649146638740

what would their joker effect be

[teal vortex]

They gotta give me 100$

What if instead of balatro it was rockatro and you had to eat rocks to win?

[primal fog]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004998065280778276/1224866418403704902/gif-20240113-180800.gif

[orchid socket]

who wants to do a tboi online run?

double tainted lost

[wise spoke]

So what's a bad effect in the game

Besides boss blinds

[livid mica]

perhaps

ok

i have one that is based of peglin

we all love peglin here

[wise spoke]

Peglin?

[livid mica]

gain 2x money for all things but everything costs x2.5 as much

[livid mica]

good if you use it for stuff like

bootstraps?

and if you have econ jokers

and other stuff

like

[wise spoke]

What about losing money

[livid mica]

yeah

[wise spoke]

That could be a bad effect

[livid mica]

thats one too

hold on

heres an idea i had

might be too op but stiill

[wise spoke]

Maybe the red herring could do something along the lines of gaining based on how much money you use

[livid mica]

when glass card breaks minus 5 dollars to repair it

[wise spoke]

Like for every 50 dollars you spend it gains +30 mult

Or something like that

[livid mica]

that doesnt make sense for its name tho

[wise spoke]

Why

[livid mica]

a red herring is supposed to be a distraction

[wise spoke]

Hmm yeah I guess you're right

[livid mica]

maybe

[wise spoke]

I think the main problem with this card is that they definitely came up with the design before coming up with the ability lol

[livid mica]

adds 5 debuffed stone cards to deck but x1.5 mult

the useless stone cards are the "distractions"

[wise spoke]

The one rule of designing cards for any game should be that you always give the ability and THEN assign the design to the ability

[livid mica]

yeah

and maybe some other generic ones

lemme think

ah i know

i have a very bold idea

soul sucker

[wise spoke]

What's that

[livid mica]

debuffs all played cards in first hand of round, x0.2 mult for each ccard debuffed

really powerful xmult

but is it worth the debuffs?

[livid mica]

perhaps maybe even x0.3

make it all the more risk/reward

and keep in mind

its not destroying them

its debuffing them

so you cant deck thin, only make unwanted cards truely useless

its a good idea, yeah?

[wise spoke]

I'm sorry can explain this further because I don't quite understand

Like can you describe it's ability as if I'm reading the card description

[livid mica]

this

im gonna draw it

[modern heart]

1x mult per round if the first hand is a five card hand?

Kinda excessive lol unless this is a legendary, then it still outclasses Canio and Yorick

[livid mica]

but yknow

it debuffs?

by the way

if you accidentally play an intended hand as your first youre cooked

the needle be schemeing with this one

[modern heart]

Debuffing 5 cards doesn't do much if your build doesn't rely on card triggers

Verdant Leaf is considered a joke for a reason

[livid mica]

ok then

x0.1?

x0.15?

anyways i drew it

idk

[modern heart]

That would put it on par with scaling faster than madness (which doesn't scale on boss blind) which having a much more generous effect. I think it would be a bit weird, but .05x or .06x would probably be balanced. Capping out at .25x or .3x per hand would put it at a decent rate for 5 card hands, though most jokers don't deal in increments like that

Though that could be a bit too slow

1.5x per ante feels excessive though

[livid mica]

hmmm

[modern heart]

It's a strange balancing act. If the debuff was permanent than you might be able to justify .1x per card

Especially if the act of debuffing the card is what gives the mult, and thus you can't use the same card twice

[livid mica]

yeah it is permanent

yes for both

you need to debuff to get the xmult

and the debuff is permanent

[open wren]

That art is awesome

[livid mica]

thx

gonna add the description in a bit and post in #🎨・fan-art

[simple sigil]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3066570/view/542220266695033175

Holy shit

Finally

[livid mica]

oooh

chinese balatro?

[timber oyster]

rice grain go brrrrrrrr

when a grain of rice gives you PTSD everytime you see a 4 Circle

[livid mica]

IT IS CHINESE BALATRO

HOLY

NO WAY

BALATRO IN CHINESE WOOOHEEEEEEE

[livid mica]

probably renaming it to cursed skull

[simple sigil]

Balatro but Mahjong

[livid mica]

yes

i love it

[timber oyster]

Mahjong but now you can stick rice on tiles

[livid mica]

how interesting

how curious

say more

[gray harness]

more

[modern heart]

@fiery grotto In Ballionaire, did you end up getting the Nail Biter achievment on accident or did you have to try for it (if you have it at all)?

[fiery grotto]

I got the achievement before wells were patched

[modern heart]

Oh, was there a way to cheese it lol?

[fiery grotto]

Yeah with 3 wells you could just infinite reroll till you were near the money needed

[modern heart]

Its the last achievmentr that i cant get easily

I havent gotten the Meal one either, but ive never tried

[fiery grotto]

makes sense

[leaden quartz]

https://youtu.be/0DkIOXrHBNs should i make this trend

[fickle moon]

nop

[modern heart]

I really wish the game had a wiki or something lol

[leaden quartz]

i animate

[fickle moon]

n o

[leaden quartz]

you wont control me

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/frocks-the-frock-man-haste-gif-3449791460985085874

[leaden quartz]

ill pee on them

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/get-stick-bugged-lol-gif-18023988

[modern heart]

werll, the meal one was easy lol

[leaden quartz]

pees on stick bug

[fickle moon]

stick nymph army is coming

[leaden quartz]

pees on stick nymph army

[fickle moon]

u forgor its a fucking army
oh yeah stick bug is also running at u

[leaden quartz]

i have a reserve of urine and feces, a cannon and some gachapon cases you cant stop me

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/giggle-crucifix-doors-floor2-gif-1245308008172839141

hehe

[leaden quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-break-gif-1263358144275544702

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-ralsei-dont-care-gif-23131564

[leaden quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ok-and-okay-buddy-dont-care-didnt-ask-gif-25239605

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-dash-spider-part-gif-6950215967713207161

[leaden quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/congregation-geometry-dash-congregation-jumpscare-jumpscare-gd-gif-17871589937318475906

[fickle moon]

https://tenor.com/view/buford-tannen-backtothefuture-gif-4567499

[modern heart]

@fiery grotto well that was easier than expected when i actually tried for it lol

had to use a calc though (calc is short for calculator btw chat if you didnt know)

honestly hoarder is fucking broken

[fiery grotto]

Real

[modern heart]

closet is insane

you have so much time to find a packing tape

and if WHEN you find a packing tape its pretty much GG

[fiery grotto]

Yep

thats what Ive been saying

[modern heart]

on lower difficulties though you dont even need the tape

Closet + stacking everything into closet + ginger is enough

[fiery grotto]

yep

even ballionaire++ can win with deoderant and a few bows/silos

[modern heart]

yeah, bow + silo sorta go crazy with it

Wyvern/Troll also work really well with it once you stack some blight

tldr closet is crazy lol

[fiery grotto]

I mean Wyvern/Troll are just good if you have blight

[modern heart]

thats true, but they provide an endless supply of food for the closet

what i ended up doing for Nail Biter was waiting til i saw my money reach like 480k/500k during the last tribute

i had tape, so i destroyed the closet and did the math

put just enough into the closet to have barely enough by the final drop and got it

[fiery grotto]

nice

[modern heart]

skipped like 60 something closet stored items and kept skipping everything else

got like 100+ rerolls lol

for hopscotch

[fiery grotto]

XD

[timber oyster]

I once did goblin and wyvern attemting to stack various spells and it was literally a nuke at the end with also that passive that give $ when a ball is spawned.

[modern heart]

i enjoy that boon

receipt?

i think

[timber oyster]

I actually stacked blight above 15 and those ball spawning spells like high 20s by the end, had receipt and smokestack. yes, receipt is the boon that gives $ with ball spawns. smokestack is +1 random stack every time something gets destroyed

found the run in lab, this was how it ended up (excluding stack numbers).

[odd oxide]

Shitty imaginal disk sketch thing cause I was bored

[fallen stratus]

https://youtu.be/C6ZvOCYSOVQ?si=wT0fBLAzbn8X6ntH

BOULDER SMOKING A CIGGIE

[leaden quartz]

wheres the clown guy

[oak citrus]

[modern heart]

Smokestack is awesome

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/nrMWZKrDuTQ?feature=shared

[onyx salmon]

Tell me why I bought a copy for switch just to get the jokers I don’t even own a switch

[oak citrus]

-# S P É C I A L E

[quiet plinth]

ALBUM OF THE YESRR

[odd oxide]

my aoty is brat but

imaginal disk is probably second

[quiet plinth]

brat over imaginal didk is insan

[odd oxide]

imaginal disk doesnt have von dutch

[quiet plinth]

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[odd oxide]

cant even like something more than another in 2025

and for the record

i love imaginal disk

[jolly arch]

ngl gd jokers would go hard

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #972
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/972

[gray harness]

:]

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/R7iKIUcQNoM?feature=shared

[fiery grotto]

Yk, as Im playing chapter 7 B side of celeste, I kind of can hear similarities between it and the Balatro theme

[elder atlas]

any chance someone could recognize why my steam mod api isn't loading?

[modern heart]

#⚙・modding-general probably has better advice

[elder atlas]

oh frick that channel wasnt in the list for some reason

much appreciated ❤️

[modern heart]

np

[steep crypt]

Current mood

DANTEEEEEEE

[gilded ore]

Oh boy

We Jimbomaxxing with this one

[wheat coral]

ever play dwarf fortress

[pearl flume]

"Everything in this world leads to soul enlightenment. There is nothing wasted about our lives."

[glossy fulcrum]

as far as im concerned, +5 mult

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

Bitten by a vampire, you've found yourself becoming a Dhampir, a lesser vampire that's resistant to sunlight and the cross but without the ability to transform or create thralls. What will you do with your new found powers ? You've got an eternity to decide.

[grizzled creek]

I just got that combo along with all 3 face-card based econ Jokers.

[white thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850870543937962064/1040249351273988137/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[vague talon]

Perkeo & Blueprint on their way to destroy ante 8

[fiery grotto]

I ask people waffles or pancakes and depending on their answer bite them

And if they pick the right answer they got money or something

And then on a specific day of the week it will be the opposite answer incase the word spreads, then the previous weekday will be the change incase people catch on to that

[gray harness]

broed my tato a bit too much and got sniped :[

at least i cleared danger 5 for the first time

and got Demon, who's one of, if not THE best character in the game since it uses max HP instead of materials to buy stuff (of course, the prices are severely reduced)

[white thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/python-code-computer-pypi-gif-24656682

[gray harness]

the bronze jade

[celest saffron]

Bacatro

[ripe kite]

crusty dust cpu cooler

[zenith heron]

sex

[zenith heron]

hmmm why are my temps 80c

oh i forgot the flipping peel

now its 50

[sterile cloak]

[ripe kite]

bro 😭

[ripe kite]

is that idle if so thats worse than mine and i go no airflow wait is the the phantom spirit se?

[odd osprey]

It happens to the best of us

[lime glen]

im surprised this server doesnt have any sound boards

[hearty ruin]

is hollow knight nice to play with trackpad or do i need mouse

can't have mouse at work and want more games to play

[jagged ruin]

can i unlock the four 7 of clubs joker even if the hand doesnt score

yeah i can

[twin swallow]

Why is this so funny to me?

[jagged ruin]

uhh this face looks MOLDY

[supple shoal]

Hey guys, I don't really know which channel to post this in but I'm trying to run mods, I did every step right to install the mod loaders but when I try to run the game it either crashes on launch or the mods don't appear in game, I tried finding a solution online but nothing helped, if anyone here can I'd greatly appreciate it !

[carmine seal]

<@&1133519078540185692> get this man outta here

[jade warren]

[carmine seal]

What a beast

[jade warren]

#⚙・modding-general would be the place!

We really should make an onboarding option to let people see the modding channels.

[tardy cape]

I was told lowercase e isn't exponent

[odd oxide]

I put my phone under the water

[merry smelt]

Backrooms ahhh pool

[forest crown]

I want to play magic so bad 😭

[lean hearth]

this is peak writing

I cooka da pasta

[azure walrus]

Funny mod

[vivid bronze]

Fnnuy

[quartz steeple]

What are the odds of not drawing a single 8?!

[visual matrix]

50/50

[native sorrel]

Not as bad as my old one

[fallen stratus]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

[amber galleon]

It is and isn’t. e is both used for scientific notation, like balatro does. And it’s also used as a substitute for euler’s number, which is roughly 2.71828…

[craggy panther]

My cat

[umbral pollen]

yes

shame on them

[pearl flume]

"I am not afraid to bend the knee or bow my head, I am not afraid to plea or beg. I am afraid of the day I lose The Will to Stand Up Straight."

[wheat coral]

wish there was an actual steam tcg

hope cavendish would be a 4 7 7

[gray harness]

crazy? i was crazy once, and i still am

[simple sigil]

Has anyone here played Black Myth Wukong? I need to ask something about the game that I’m confused about.

[vapid tangle]

Junak cannot contain the power of my Jokers.

[amber galleon]

Was about to say it’s crazy how someone made a balatro ripoff that’s not even legally distinct

Then I remembered this was dave the diver lol

[vapid tangle]

Yup, crossover content.

[frigid otter]

Ok so one of my friend suggested to combine balatro with this Chinese gambling game

[twin swallow]

@gray harness wtf is this?! I feel bad for the fact that you have to deal with this.

[gray harness]

it's my neighbour who deals with this, not me :]

[twin swallow]

Oh yeah that's right. Well then I guess you're laughing because they have to buy stuff from your shop. So you actually benefit from your neighbour's suffering in a way.

[gray harness]

Hey, at least most of the plants they get are free, and it took a while to modify them after all

[twin swallow]

How did you survive that bungee zombie btw?

[gray harness]

Have you seen the in-game credits music?

[twin swallow]

I beat it on mobile so no. Let me see for a sec.

[gray harness]

Ok, I won't spoil then, it's peak

[twin swallow]

Okay I guess Edgar and his army decided to not kill you and do a cartoon style dance party.

With you as a prop.

[gray harness]

Yeah, it was alright until apparently mr boss guy decided to take revenge on the sequel

[twin swallow]

You just wanted a taco man. Why is this world so cruel?

A good looking ass taco at that.

[gray harness]

And it got worse in the next sequel, I got a taco, but it knocked me out for months, so mr boss guy fucked up Neighborville

At least he didn't do anything to Mo and Twister :]

[clever jacinth]

fuck marry kill fight become, go

[frigid otter]

Fuck Perko
Marry Treboulet
Kill Canio
Fight Chicot
Become Yorick

Me and my friend was trying to manifest a Gros Michel during his run

[thin hamlet]

chicot will disable your effect

[frigid otter]

He did not get the gros Michel

[frigid otter]

But I did

[fiery grotto]

I sent this to my brother

comedy gold

[frigid otter]

Hand to hand combat, we beating each other with cap and bells to see who’s the bigger fool

[clever jacinth]

those won’t work because they’re cavendishes

[twin swallow]

Kill Canio, Marry Perkeo Fight Yorick, fuck Triboulet, become Chicot.

[magic creek]

Just got home, here's all the physical stuff I have for irl balatro. Waiting on a paycheck to print all the other jokers, consumables, vouchers, tags, etc. plus ordering transparent playing cards for Glass Cards. Metallic markers are for Gold/Steel Cards, other assorted markers for lucky/mult/bonus/wild cards. Seals get scribbled onto the card sleeves. The colored sleeves are for negative, polychrome, foil and holographic editions, while the clear sleeves are for general use. For Stone Cards, I'll just put a clear sleeve over a card and insert a pic of a Stone Card to cover the card face. Gaaaaasp
And i need loonies for counting game money.

oh yeah and for card enhancements, I just use the markers to ruin modify whatever card is needed

[frigid otter]

I know, I’d even tried to create a false shrine with images of Gros Michel (placing my phone on top of the Cavendishes)

[ripe kite]

you sure because that thermal paste is increasing temps if anything

[fallen stratus]

Jolly? I was jolly once. They locked me in a jail, a jiggly jail. A jiggly jail with jokers. And jokers make me jolly

[fallen stratus]

Yo stealing this idea thanksss

[warped scaffold]

why would you kill canio :(

good last choice though

[warped scaffold]

fuck canio, marry triboulet, become yorick, kill chicot, fight chicot (nothing for perkeo)

[frigid otter]

Because he keeps on showing up in my runs instead of you (I need to complete my jokerdex)

[warped scaffold]

ah i got yorick first

[magic creek]

Lmk if you make improvements i beg

[fallen stratus]

if i come up with anything ill let you know

tho uh

how would u effectively create a bunch of copies

[magic creek]

Copies of what part?

[fallen stratus]

cards.

like when u play u try and create like 10 lucky 10 of spades

[magic creek]

Yoink the corresponding cards from the other decks of cards

[fallen stratus]

but youd have 10 LUCKY 10 of spades

i understand how you would

have like

a buncha normal cards

i mean

youd have to make 10 of all the non sleeve card type

so maybe drop the marker idea

because youd needa marker like 10 of each card type

lucky, mult so on and so forth

[magic creek]

Use a yellow or tan (non-metallic) marker for the cards yeah

Each deck is a dollar at my walmart

[fallen stratus]

ah i see

so you would have like 10 decks of lucky cards lol

hilarous

know what thats fair

[magic creek]

So if somebody is determined to hit E then yeah I'll go buy another 50 decks of cards, but I'm playing this with a casual audience mostly so I shouldn't need that much lol

[fallen stratus]

lol fair

hopefully whoever ur getting to try it enjoys it

[granite mesa]

Guys help I’m stuck

She’s asleep

[fiery grotto]

Play balatro

[granite mesa]

I have been lol

[fiery grotto]

XD

[granite mesa]

The all 10s seed is very fun

[fiery grotto]

imagine you play the music in her ear and she has a dream about it

[granite mesa]

Hot take. I don’t play with the music on. I put my own on

[fiery grotto]

I do love me some good glitches

[fiery grotto]

I use to listen to it but after a thousand hours+ at this point, it gets a bit much XD

especially since I listen to it sometimes while Im not playing the game

[granite mesa]

It’s just very repetitive

[fiery grotto]

true

Actually I might not have 1k hours

It depends on how much I had in the demo, but Im pretty sure I only have like 700 hours

[granite mesa]

Can you see how many hours you have on mobile?

[fiery grotto]

I dont believe so but idk

[granite mesa]

Damn

Doing a Fibonacci run with tool playing just feels so perfect

[fiery grotto]

I cant believe I only have 700 hours after a whole year and a few months

[dusty patrol]

Only 30 days worth of time

[fiery grotto]

smh not even a month

I mean Id get the exact number but I cant see howm any hours I have in the demo anymore

it was around 500 iirc though

[lean shuttle]

could someone help me with modding?

i got all the mods but it crashes

[magic sun]

it crashes on startup?

[lean shuttle]

indded

[west oracle]

when do we get even steven/odd todd yaoi

[glossy fulcrum]

someone’s probably made it

[west oracle]

that someone will be me as soon as I finish commissions 🙏

I also need to finish this smeared joker drawing

[vestal hill]

Brawl star

[tough spindle]

I started playing brawl stars 3 days ago and I'm completely addicted

[fickle moon]

man i havent played it in months :(.

[fiery grotto]

I think i unlocked the 40 spinfection character XD

[pearl flume]

Please choose a job or profession before clicking the black bar.

||Congratulations? You just discovered a new species! How do you feel and what do you do first thing ?||

[fickle moon]

wait when did i even discovered it XD
||anyways idk im too lazy so imma do nothing||

[pearl flume]

It's under your bed

[nova flicker]

Don't hate the game hate the players

Is what I tell myself everytime I come here

[fickle moon]

which room again :p i sleep randomly

[west oracle]

my bad gang

[white thistle]

made this in drawmegle

[fiery grotto]

Writer

||I instantly grab a pen and paper and interview the species, and then post it on the internet to create asmr because why not XD||

[vague talon]

Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head.

[bronze crystal]

I have that exact bottle on my desk and now this image is burned into my head as I look at it

You've cursed me

[fiery grotto]

@frozen cliff ok so what you do is you buy a consumable and leave the shop by doing frame perfect inputs. The game triggers a save with the card on screen and it gets stuck there when you leave/rejoin. Then if you have stone card it will basically Indiana Jones put the planet in your deck while softlockingg a stone card on your screen and then you have the card in your deck

The complicated part comes in if you want to survive the next round and get to the next shop

For that you have to do SUAS, and then click the first cash out as soon as possible and whenever the game is about to take you to the shop (the boxes visual will change so you can tell when it is) then you click a 2nd cashout in just a few frame sized window to crash your game but keep the score of previous round, then grt mr bones to survive the next round without playing a single hand

[frozen cliff]

oh my god

are you able to like... switch the game to 30fps to get easier inputs or no?

[fiery grotto]

I had someone make a mod for me to go frame by frame

[frozen cliff]

yeah cuz I imagine those inputs have no easy "tells"

[fiery grotto]

I mean with touchscreen its probably humanly viable

With mouse keyboard… your actually cooked

[frozen cliff]

ohhh do you leave the shop exactly a frame after buying?

or is it some insane nonsense like exactly 11 frames

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

[frozen cliff]

yeah back to back frame perfect is actually very doable

[fiery grotto]

With mouse you need 1 frame to hover over and one frame to click and let go

[frozen cliff]

yeah not rly human viable that one

I assume it has to be a non pack consumable

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

One in the shop you buy and use

There are a lot of frame perfect bugs in the shop

Like you can buy a pack and a consumable to go at the same time

[frozen cliff]

LOL

[fiery grotto]

You can buy and use a consumable while using a different consumable

Leave the shop while opening a pack

[frozen cliff]

I mean that makes sense, its the type of bug you never ever have to patch

[fiery grotto]

You can even select and skip the same blind

[fiery grotto]

I mean CCD the original consumable in deck bug was similarly frame perfeft like

[frozen cliff]

ya I recall I wasnt sure if it was just frame perfect or a "be fast" thing

[fiery grotto]

Btw how do you know about CCD. Cryptid mod or Skootties video?

[frozen cliff]

but I feel like since it wasnt back to back mouse inputs its way more patchable right? since you did it with uh playing or selecting then pressing esc

the skootie video I dont play modded

I know about sans from you talking about it before tho

[fiery grotto]

Ah sweet

Im glad we bullied asked him to do that then

[frozen cliff]

lowkey tho I think sans undertale is waiting for a champion to make a video with the right title/thumbnail

Id offer to be the champion but my channel has a beautiful 20 subs so T.T

[fiery grotto]

Eh, they are both very patchable. The way Local patched WWIII which was a side prodect of CCD would solve the bugs

[fiery grotto]

I mean conkreet also has a video

[frozen cliff]

WWIII?

[fiery grotto]

White whale 3, a bug to duplicate jokers until all slots full with invis joker

[frozen cliff]

ohhhh

what the hell was white whale 1 and 2????

[fiery grotto]

Basically the same bug but found in january and september demos

[frozen cliff]

oh I saw and its a good video, I just mean a popular enough person that makes the glitch "semi known"

[fiery grotto]

WWII could let you do it infinitely since at the time you could dupe negatives

[fiery grotto]

Ah, fair

[frozen cliff]

yeaaah I rmr seeing that in demo 2

either that or seeing people talk about it getting removed from release

[fiery grotto]

I asked ShayyTV if he wanted to help with that but he didnt respond to the email (he does undertale content but loves balatro and commented on the videos)

[frozen cliff]

If I ever start making videos I might try my hand on a shorter very digestible one about it, tho its pretty derivative atp and I'm like mid at the game

[fiery grotto]

Thats fair

[frozen cliff]

thanks for telling me about all this! its very interesting stuff glitch hunting is awesome :o