#🃏・off-topic
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oh yeah...thats fine
i wanna show u sth...could u accept the friend request
What is this? Some kind of mine, craft? (Not self promo as i am too lazy to actually release this in a quick enough frame for this to be relevant)
okay
Yipper + currently unadded Glow Mosqo
Buckethead is a modified humanoid model
wat
completionist+
completionist++
rule breaker
lol
Cursed face cards
With legs
very accurate 1800s vibes
Body cards
real
It's actually a good theory
I mean, everything else about the design of the cards has thought put into it
The Update: Driver's License will be permanently removed from the game in 24 Jan. /j
That's fine
how would he even add new jokers though
would they be at the end
jimbo can't drive anymore? 
guys... i have unfortunate news.....
ground jeef
wait Jen can't drive? that's even worse 
Oh thats... thats gore of my comfort character...
thats jore
his mult too tough, his swag too different, his scale too bad, they killed jimbo 
what it do
they italian?
oh okok ahahahah
my moms side is dutch ( the netherlands ) and dads side is portuguese
an heads up, parmesan is not italian, they can slap the name parmesan on every type of cheese you can find since it doesn't exist
the only italian one is parmiggiano reggiano or parmigiano reggiano
yesyes trtust me
it has to have the seal to guarantee it's real
okok ahahaha
i promise you
i always tell my friends to get parmegiano reggiano
and also grande padano
cause people buy that shit paying a load of money
grana padano
yes
it's like the cousin
i prefer grana on my pasta and parmigiano to eat as it is
i gifted some parmigiano 40 months to my mother in law and grandma in law
to eat as is?? my man
love that
damnnnn
pricey shit
it's not pricy in italy
i guess not yeah
i paid 12 euro for 200 grams of 40 months, 200 of 30 months and 250 of 20 months old
we eat it almost every day
not 40 months but like 20 or 25 months
i wish mann
i go to the cheese market every week
but when i go to italy i always buy like 2 kilos
yeah it's way cheaper
yeah
like champagne in france
did you know
italy has its own version of champagne
that is very inexpensive here but outside it costs a lot
it's called prosecco
i know this
depending on the brand it costs more or less obv
damn you know you food shit
what does it mean
its a joke we have
i don't get it sorry
since we always have prosecco at parties, and those parties usually include alot of moms
😂
but i rlly like prosecco
is it pricey there?
like how much for an average bottle
for wine i always get spanish, south african or new sealand
prolly not
ill have to try it out
if you get wine from trapani or mazara del vallo or agrigento
they are the best
i don't like spanish wine that much
obviously in italy you almost only get italian wine
it's very hard to find other wines
OST?
yeah it's incredible
i don't listen to premade playlists
i just like chill music
i make my own playlist
i do for chill songs
fair
cuz like, people know their shit
im not a music knowitall guy at all
so i rely on the ones that do
i read manga btw so no judgement
now i have 17 mangas
lmao
what you readin
don't know that one
like romance or something
the witch hat is rlly rlly good
if you like magic typa stuff
i recommend it
i am waiting for the new tankobon of chainsaw man
i still need to read csman
they say its rlly good
read it
THEY HARVESTED MY GUY
so what
i am now reading one piece
im not into that kind of stuff but i really really enjoyed NANA
goated
i heard it was rlly good
nana is soo good
only downside is it doesn't have an end
cause the writer got sick and doesn't want to finish it now that she is doing good
oh shiot
yah
but the manga is really goated
and the anime is even better for the music
idk i don't follow black clover
i advice to watch the anime
@gaunt warren going to have dinner, idk if i'm coming back later, if it's the case then bye and tanks for the chat, if not then.... well brb
fuuuck ur making me hungry bro
Jimpizza.
NPCs lagged with this timing
What?
it was a joke about how nobody replied until you both replied at basically the same time
like NPCs lagging
how could they do me dirty like that
I will have my revenge
Omagad its jorker from ball tro
After the 24th, Jen can still drive
My tierlist on which boss blind hates women the most.
💀
misogynist
crimson heart has frustrations, really? i feel like CH would be atleast in "is cool with them"
Cerulean Bell is a lesbian
He's literally a heart, I imagine he's quite sensitive.
mmmmmmm
Interesting interpretation, I saw Cerulean Bell and Serpent as like soft little femboy twinks because their conditions are relatively gentle compared to other bosses(also Cerulean Bell is clignly because of their ability), the House is just a playboy instead you're wondering.
interesting
Counterpoint, "femboy" = misogynistic
And like the Club owns a club in which the House likes to frequent. Hence why Club is cool with them as they earn him money and he works with them regularly.
... you're gonna need to elaborate on that one chief
cause i'm not following that logic
I'm a hater tbh, long story short I was in the "femboy" community for a while and like they were mostly just a bunch of gross usually racist gooners (even tho most of them including me were minors) and all their jokes and culture were just from trans communities lmao. Just a hater otherwise, not that deep.
Idk why they even have a community
Okay lol.
yeah, just join an ultrakill server
Aesthetically pleasing pudding cup
those are ten times better for housing femboys (trust me, I know)
Lel.
That's another piece of culture stolen from the trans communities
(Somwhat joking)
it's a game
how is it trans culture to play a game
Just go on Discord, there's femboys everywhere.
Tupac is black culture
Let's not go there please.
Culture is a complex thing
I don't how this conversation is turning out. Let's stay happy on the Balatro server. That's what I meant.
he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
Aggreed
Right behind you. :3
greatest game ever created
To add on to this, the Tooth is just extremely violent and beats women. Men too really.
The tooth hates everyone who doesn't pay
Mr Shakedown ideology.
hey fellas, basically im trying to install mods but whenever im trying to launch the game with lovely it gives me this error
do you have any tips on how to fix it?
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I'm at a loss for words
and im losing my mind lmao
update: got it, cryptid is such a blast to play
I was gonna recommend asking #⚙・modding-general for help lol
What is this?
:̶.̶|̶:̶;̶
Peak
a new kind of synthesia
Which one looks better, eyes open or closed?
Depends if you want a happy look or an evil look
Id say open looks more epic and evil
Also https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1153815324643299458 is probably a better area to ask
Oh
I'm dying😭
genuine reaction
The joker has always been with Clubs and Spades?
From what I remember it was just a spades
lol
Please choose a Spell:
Why Worry- Create a hologram over any part of your body or item on yourself, allowing you to morph and change its appearance to anything not bigger or smaller than its original shape. The hologram lasts for as long as the caster's focus is not disrupted.
Partners In Crime- Create an illusionary costume of yourself that you can place on objects or people, making them appear exactly like you in any pose you want or while moving. The illusion is broken if the recipient receives too much damage. As many can be created at once but the more the caster creates the sleepier they become.
Duality- Manifest a Hallucination A.O.E in a 50 meter range. Anyone within this area will have impaired vision and audio as well as seeing any other human beings as you. The effect lasts for 1 minute and requires the caster to take a nap afterwards.
I choose partners in crime, seems like the most useful in my day to day life
(Holy shit Set It Off reference that’s fucking insaaaane)
I’d probably choose Partners In Crime, but Duality just sounds so chaos inducing, it’s like a magic spell you’d only be able to learn by having the worst level of reputation to make people fight each other lol
Actually, if it can instantly put me to sleep I pick duality
Coming out the gate I'm swinging
And if you’re in my way, you’ll feel it
I hear you think you're tough, well put your hands up
We never back down from a fight
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score
I am, though
I don't know what you're talking about!
"Sleep shall claim me only when it knocks with death as its companion."
@gray harness footage of your house was leaked
Go to a congested area
Cast duality
I do love a good hug from death
Looks good enough to undo Shinzo Abe
any of yall know who this youtuber is? i remember watching his stuff all the time a while ago but cant for the life of me remember his name
i know that his channel name is pretty short, he’s a variety gaming channel, and he’s at about 21:18 in megalag’s honey expose if you need a voice reference
OH YEAH HIM! THANKS!!!!!!
:p
literally me:
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Is that Shadow from Sonic 3??
idk it gets fucked on mobile
Turn phone sideways
doesnt do anything
It's John Wick
Turning phone sideways does work
Noob phone
truly
https://www.instagram.com/lightyearpins?igsh=MWk1a3EwZDRyOG9wbw==
Anyone know if these are legit. This company is selling Balatro pins and I don't want to support if its not licensed
You should contact Playstack about this. It likely isn't official.
I have sent an email to Playstack about these pins. I will send you the response. @strong otter
Anybody know why Balatro doesn't show as compatible for my device on the android store?
It's a glitch or your device isn't compatible. My device is compatible but I have to switch accounts if I want to buy the game.
It was because I hadn't age verified my Google account, I guess because Balatro has an 18 rating. Is cross platform progression a thing?
Nope! No cross-saving yet.
Did i cook with this enemy design?,,
#GuessTheGame #966
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/966
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
My tierlist on which boss blind is the most racist.
the fish is the most racist
I hate cards with faces!!!! Fuck those so called royalty, how about royally self destruct?
The plant feels more like a revolutionist than a racist considering that.
Jen Joker will renew her license
She's a law abiding citizen
It'd be great if localthunk updated the game just to make this happen
Imagine though
Tierlist of what the boss blinds were doing during WW2.
i only recognize violet vessel rip
but violet vessel is in the correct place
I didn't see anything but 2 at the front. Most normal indeed

🤤
"wait why is there a miku song in there" - famous last words before being beamed
@molten maple This seems like the best place to discuss this stuff lol
Itionovagate:
-2 Hand.
finally a joker which actually makes sense within the confines of the game
aint no way
H Ste:
-23 Mult. Stroyed For Each Discard, Held If No Destra $1 At End Hand Contains Gives Every Boss Be Made Cards A Kind Of Shop.
this is giving some mind melter vibes
Yal Joker:
Per Hand Played Gives X0.2 Mult When Scored.
Merch: skycorphomevideo.com/
Music: forecast - videofashion
Dan Siegel - Where Are You Now (sampled)
https://fantasy-deluxe.bandcamp.com/album/primetime
©1990 SkyCorp® Home Video. All Rights Reserved.™
ngl scaling 0.2x per hand is as powerful as obelisk and that's kinda good
does it scale by 0.2 or is it flat 0.2x mult
good point
i mean yeah we've seen some funny misprint deck effects
I want to watch someone playing cryptid mod again
I'm gonna pull a physics teacher and be like "retrigger what? retrigger apples? retrigger bananas?"
why are there periods on everything? Do the built-in jokers have periods at the end?
none of them do
Is this like concepts?
Concepts from a homemade AI
pecky is AI generating those
Oh
that is strange
I was about to say maybe a period is to indicate its not permanent and soon to be changed before release
I'm guessing the AI felt the need for all the patch notes to be a statement
and perioded them all
wait the AI training data is from the jokers before the patch
What you guys talking about?
it never had periods before the patch
it never did
the AI is adding them in independently
ohhh but the website I copied them off of added periods
that's why
i see
this AI has no creativity, it cannot invent new things
hot garbage AI joker creations
is it just mashing things together like a chipotle bowl
Oh okay lol.
yes
christ I didn't know Jamie Oliver's cooking show became an AI
based on how everything fits together in the main joker collection
does it though
it creates something with a similar level of fits together
yes, if you wish I can give you the AI's code
Es:
+1 Disard, Destructs With Held In Hance The Level Owned 2 Changes A The Shop.
I'm good, I can't use my laptop rn anyway
it is so fucking illiterate my god
Can yall like buy stuff
wdym?
I was informed that furries be rolling in dough
you're projecting the "suspiciously wealthy furries" onto us when I'm not even from a first world country
like
i made that myself in webfishing, brudda
i have this screenshot of myself in that
aww its cool
Legit
I've never commissioned someone to do art for myself because i end up doing it for myself
Ubaccil-Int Camimer:
Apped.
unless that one time i was helping my friend pay his bills
I'm very much broke sire
ngl this is giving scientific vibes now
Eved Joker:
Number Pokers The End Of Round.
what does it mean to "poker" a round
at least it gets the idea right that some jokers have "Joker" in the name but others don't
get a 4oak
scores points
however many points 4oak is worth
420 by base
but then levels up to 900 after 1 level
60x7
cryptid mod has the nice joker
we could add all the cryptid mod jokers into the training data
if you want, I'm just not sure if it'd be more tangible
seeing how many different assets of cryptid is included
is there a way to get all the joker effects in plain text format?
it does have a page on the modded balatro wiki
Cryptid is a Balatro mod that disregards the notion of game balance, adding various overpowered content for the player to use, and various difficult challenges to face.
does the "crash" code card crash the game?
the exodia of game crashes
it does, yes
figured as much
not before causing some pretty disturbing visuals
i can link you some videos of what the effects of crash is
sure
Welcome to Balatro Cryptid. This is an unbalanced game mod for Balatro. There are new Jokers and cards now.
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I love it!
X0.1 Mult for each member in the Cryptid Discord what is this joker
oh this is the Legacy Membership Card i think
yeah I know but what....
its such a weird concept
were you here when I posted this screenshot?
what the heck is this
a definitely not unbalanced joker
yeah no I've not seen this
what the actual fuck
it is a rare, so that nerfs it a bit
still
and this example has 7 dice to guarantee a hit every time
usually it won't be guaranteed
I wish my recording actually recorded the sound
kekw
I edited a version of one of the game's existing sounds to work specifically for this joker
dang, you're coding on lua
yes
insanity
what?
don't mind me my brain is shutting down
also in this situation, any mult higher than 6 gets you naneinf
lmaooo
aaaand now I crashed the game
oof
I think the coolest modded thing I added was Heavy Joker
elaborate
also the Umbra spectral card, which applies Negative to one selected playing card, at the cost of destroying a joker
what did you code a negative card into
?
was it just like +1 hand size
I've always wished that negative cards were cards that could ignore select limit
sounds like you want... the Card+ voucher
You may now play and discard 6 cards per hand
no not that
i want a card that can be selected at will
and you can select any number of cards as long as they're negative
sounds interesting
would it also ignore hand size limit?
it acts as a +1 initially
but then you can stack cards and make them score in a hand that's eligible
you can score like a massive hand
imagine trib with 7 cards
so if you get your hands on an entire deck of negative cards, its like having that one cryptid exotic joker where you draw your entire hand along with that one cryptid deck with no card selection limit
pretty much, but it's condensed into a card
Omni cards: Can be used as any rank
and also maybe having some hands that are 6+ cards
sounds like you want... the Card× voucher
All hand types playable with 6 cards have been added
what are the hand names
- Three Pair
- Two Triple
- Foolish House
foolish house is funny as fuck
- Six of a kind
- Flush Six
- Foolish Flush
a pair and a 4oak
that's good
we should make six of a kind 6+ of a kind
also, no flushes
we're calling them sweep sixes
any flush above six cards is renamed a sweep
yk, i never considered what that hand would be named
and those are all the ones you can get on a base deck
you named those right
so they get unlocked immediately when you buy cardx
all the other ones, 6oak, f6, foolish flush you need to unlock
are you saying I named them correctly, or are you cojnfirming that I named them?
interesting
also hermit now no longer has a cap
insane
no I'm just asking if those were already coded in
They are not
yeah i figured
in fact its incredibly difficult to get the game to even accept 6 card hands
is it now
yep, a lot of things are hard-coded to work for exactly 5 cards
e.g. psychic originally disallowed 6 card hands since it wasn't exactly 5
also hidden deep within the code is a line which prevents a hand from being played if it has more than 5 cards
Yallicholl Joker:
E $2 When Scored
interesting
e
spanish
Noud Posint Tad:
E Its Any Boost 10 Chips If Hand Size.```
it's getting worse
10 chips if hand size isn't terible
don't forget the boost
meaning it adds 10 chips to the hand you're playing, permanently
Asholacer:
One Cards If Played Kind.
by god
I have a worse one
6S:
Glass Blind Hance Currents Scoring Hance Cound.
why does it like saying hance that much
S! Agabstuness Joker:
1 Mult When Exactly Its Card.
probably a combination of Hand and enhance
fucking hell
Absolute cinema
Ness Moodstiff-Razy Joker:
Eens A Kind Play A Pack At To Mult If Poker Club Card.
idk what's worse, the name or the description
magic the noah
Are you guys making a mod? If so there is a channel for that
no we're discussing stupid ideas for mods
watching the algorithm try and piece together words like a string of knots is hilarious
we can't, because this is mostly shitposts and the modding chat is only for serious development
Ah makes sense. I mean I guess this place works for that but so does https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408. I guess its fine either way
Why I cant download the app in my phone?
Ivensto Tionack:
Sed Acessfull Value A Kind Discard Is Run.
Alright
what country are you in?
every word is like fucking lorem ipsum my god
balatro got banned on google play in europe I believe
Gh Super: H Played.
H played
All Dus:
Three Of A Blind.
wtf
Stony Chalf Joket:
T. 1 Rand Skipped Celession Joker To Dest 25% Of Round Size. -1 Hanges A Kind.
Tell me, does any joker card in base game have the letters ket in it?
NAP pog
probably Rocket
ahhhh
that's where its getting joket from
rocket + joker
lmfao
Vent The Facer:
2 Chand Card.
abusing infinite baits in Brotato and getting away with it
fucking imposter lookin ass
6S:
Deck Is All To Give Consecutive X2 Mult If Played Give +50 Chips Of Round.
Somewhat readable
lol
If played hand scores at least 50 chips, give x2 mult consecutively
maybe from the cards
Reen:
First Card Is Played Face At X1 Mult Flush, Gains And Suit.
nvm i didn't get away with it
I'm getting a lobotomy from these words
also today I learned "repaid" is "diaper" in reverse
The Mard:
Planet Card With Empty Of A Tarot Card Of A Rank Of Shop.
uoiea
Can anyone with Nitro help me rq? Just write "\:jimbo_spin:" in the chat pls
I gotchu, fam


Could you send that again with the backslash in front of the emoji?
🙏
"money can't buy happiness"
I mean
the game is decent
but it's becoming kinda more uninteresting with each game played
balatro for other card games... balitaire...
Balatholdem
Balack jack
is there any chance balatro will come to google play pass just like the apple arcade?
I swear the State of Georgia can't catch a break for this past month
-Jimmy Carter died
-Georgia loses in the new CFB Playoff
-Now Kirby Smart's (UGA's Head Football Coach) dad died
Hey guys
I have a problem
My Google account age is over 18
But I still cannot buy the game...
Says it's incompatible with the device (wrong)
I know this is some sort of pegi issue
Like
Is there a place where I can just officially buy an APK...
I don't wanna pirate it
Cuz like
My account has the age of 20
I've paid for apps before
And it just says it's unavailable
Thats weird
I don't have a credit card so I cannot verify with that
I dont think you have something below android 6- so it should work
And sharing a picture of my id is uhhh
I think it should work fine on an s22 ultra
Nah, that shouldnt be an issue, ive got an 18+ acc too, without verification where everything works fine. So it should work
Yeah I cannot find any setting or anything
Hi is there any sleeper agents in chat
which type of sleeper agents
Idk, couldnt find anything @lunar rune The only thing you can still do ig is confirm age with Card
Exactly that
Gonna cry fr
How cool is the dev with a bit of piracy
Idk tbh
He seems cool enough to understand
If you really want to, you could try to make a second google account wich is 18+ from start
Maybe that works
Yeah but I wanna keep all my purchases on one account
Yeah, i know what you mean
Would rather pay pal the 12$ to the dev than give my id to google
But I dont see another option if you dont wanna confirm
He would get more like that lol, maybe you could really reach out to him, idk how easy he is to contact
Yeah, seems like it
He's on dnd right now.
Its localthunk
(Do not disturb)
Ik lmao
Oh okay.
Oh hold on, you want to pay him money directly?
I cannot buy the game on play store
That's probably fine then. I thought you where taling about the privacy whoops.
LocalThunk is pretty busy usually though and likes to remain private no guarantees. It would be pretty hype if you did so however.
He's busy fighting pegi
But @lunar rune you should still try to contact localthunk
Blame pegi
Like how is pegi even trustworthy anymore
The pegi rating of balatro just pisses me off
To be fully honest the PayPal thing was mostly a joke lol
He'd probably rather I just get the game in whatever way than have me wasting his time
Yeah
Would be funny tho
But just handing out the apk would be too risky anyways ig
Guess
Case in point.
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replace thumbnail cards with similar looking balatro jokers it would be funny
Lol these comments are hilarious
Lol fr
basketballatro
There's Pacinko,slot Machines and a wheel of prizes lol.
2B25
It's just 5 Baseball cards lol.
Yep, pegi is definetly influenced by big companies 💀
And as Ive stated- not trustworthy
@verbal saffron I do that meme later, when I use my computer. Right now I should go to sleep tbh. I'll dm that shit however, it would be funny as hell.
Ye, ping me when ur done please- gotta see that 😂
I don't know, I know CD project Red had had a thank you note when people pirated the Witcher 3 when it came out. My philosophy is that if you pirated and enjoy it, it's the right thing to double dip on another copy at a later date when you can buy the game.
To be fair he did make generational wealth either way
I want to torture myself infront of my friends, can people give me the worst fnaf fan games ever (i already have the return to freddys series btw)
Yeah yeah
To just is not a bad one but Rodland of Pipes is pretty horrifying and stress inducing (and not directly a FNaF fan game, but it's functionally really similar)
skibidi balatro
he is crying and throwing up rn
thanks to you
he just called off balatro 2
a second blueprint has hit the localthunk studios
It's over
i dont think he’s spoken on it however piracy isnt allowed to be discussed here
I don't feel like it anyways
i lov drawing bunny women and playing balatro
and im almost done with drawing bunny women
What the actual Mr bones is this?
I'm giving up on society
wha
Idk
I'm geeked out and I'm just chilling on Balatro. It's like midnight for me so I'm deffo going crazy.
xd
The music is fire
nice pfp
Then we are thinking the same thing. But all of this is just a preference. I like to be official so I follow the rules but other ways of doing things is also possible and not entirely wrong as you pay the same price for bought games.
I would say that you could actually loose some benefits as GOG ecosystem is not that complex so stuff like community workshop and multiplayer is not really supported by the optional GOG Sdk.
True, but we are on the same page here, we want a offline drm-free experience.
Most of that stuff needs to be implemented by the developers
Ye. I will also buy balatro on steam if the GOG release won't ve released in near future. But if it gets released on GOG i will for sure buy it there. (And even buy it again if neede)
I would buy it again too, but i would tell u to buy it on steam.
No thanks.
Alright
Well this was an interesting discussion. :)
Yep, you are experienced with drm's :)
rare to hear
Hopefully i could help in some way
I like the idea. But I also know that some stuff needs to have DRM or else it would go out of control so I'm not really against DRM but I think that companies doesn't need to shove it everywhere.
I hate DRM
it's cancer getting injected into masterpieces.
Don't buy that cancer, don't support their work
My rival is Denuvo DRM
sometimes it really is useful
but in games, no.
But it's useful for managing online games. GOG does kinda have DRM but ony if you want the online stuff.
Darn Rascal Manufacturer
LOL
digital ridiculosity magnifier
xD
well i'm a reverse engineer, i crack that for fun. But some are really complicated
what digital rights are there to manage in this context🙏
Ye
Zerotier if you want to be fancy.
it's paid
Like I said I think that Online games should have a DRM check but only for the online part of the game to just eliminate some hackers and previously banned people. That's what DRM in games should really be used for.
DRMICIGFSF
huh
Yes!!!
Like the dev's that made
Ultrakill
they accept people cracking the game
If they can't afford it, crack it.
jsab anti-piracy
Well MC is kinda the same the game is quite easy to crack but the official servers require an account aka DRM to connect so you can play localy or on unofficial servers but not on the official ones.
I own minecraft but crack it 😭
aka "i know what you're doing, but i don't really care"
LOL
Apparently Britain is about to experience a -10 C blast from the artic.
||HEAVE LADS, HO LADS, FORGET THE COMFORT OF HOME YOU'RE A NOMAD||
I did also crack some games quite a while back but it's just not nice so I stopped and now for like 6 years I only buy games officialy.
Well i want to sleep so bye. :)
I buy indie games like these, always.
Good Night!
Its 3:00 AM right now. Its gona be pain to wake up.
especially indie games
i used to be a huge pirate but i can't really keep it up with my tech illiteracy
also i usually wanna play indies or nintendo games nowadays
and i don't wanna pirate indie games and nintendo would kill me if i tried to plunder anything of theirs
wow also sorry late to this let me be explicitly clear: do not discuss piracy, cracking, or circumventing of DRM in this server, at all. this is the first and only warning any of you will get @old berry @slate bluff
Damn, why the hell are people talking about piracy?
The game is only 12 bucks, that's literally nothing
Prices change around the world and some people dont even have enough money to even buy a pc or phone, let alone the games
(I do not support piracy)
((Or atleast balatro piracy))
I didn't have enough money to buy ultrakill like 3 months ago, if I hadn't have pirated it my interest would've died out and I wouldn't end up sharing the game to my friends who bought it and buying an actual copy myself like I did 2 weeks ago
Obviously support the devs when you can but if you're not able to it's understandable
I understand that some people can't pay 12 bucks because they are poor which is Alright, just don't pirate an indie game that actually uses the money to make their game more fun and having future updates.
I say you should as long as you pay for it when you can, they're not losing any money bc I couldn't buy it either way, but when I had the money to I bought it
Alright
Even if you can't support the game financially, spread it to your friends, other people buying copies is just as good as you buying one
yeah marketing strategy. talk good, talk bad. as long as u talk about it
That's smart tbh
Exactly
+++++++++++ for the devs
Anyway I'm heading to bed, so if I don't respond it's because I'm asleep
Like obviously money helps the dev team but so does more people spreading the game
On jod
Gn, sleep well
Yeah
Thanks
Like I'm not gonna suggest people pirate games, but if you can't afford it I don't blame you, especially with AAA titles that're constantly increasing in price and where your $70 isn't going to the devs pretty much at all
Be smart about it and support devs where you can
i play indie cuz my pc cant run newer games
Same here! All of my money went to my PC, so I didn't have money to play any games
Same
but thats ultrakill
the message i replied to was in reply to someone saying they didnt have money to buy ultrakill in the past
i love this perspective
broing my tato rn
Please answer the following prompt:
You will be paid 1 dollar for every hundred meter you walk in 1 setting. How far do you walk ? How will you endure ?
Probably till I reach 10k
Wait if I walk on the same area is that still getting a dollar?
Like walking across the same street back and forth
so basically can i activate this at any point
cause that means i can do the "walking until the life prompt shows up and i can finally proceed after waiting for an hour"
What
Eeeevil Jimbo
somehow i managed to make music in the ENIGMATIC SCALE....
THIS.
sl community cannot be real bro
sl?
silly game
dis gud? :3
IT REALLY NEVER DOES GET EASIER DOES IT DOLKS
yk that moment when
"ok im done eating mom can i finally go home now
oh i have to wait for 30 more mins? ok
proceeds to walk like a crazy person waiting for 30 mins like walking in a game trying to get a prompt up" thing
or maybe its just me
me when i lose to plant on ante 7 when i got an early start to a naneinf run
(this has never happened to me but its probably relatable to someone)
you know
i never properly listened to balatro's music
ever since i got better at the game
cause u are not listening to the goty orchestra ver
and it's wild to me that the feeling of noticing the transitions between shops, main themes, packs and boss have just been drowned out by trying to win in gold stake
i need to crank up my volume when i play now
Got it. Sorry. That wasn't the purpose in the first place.
@rough quarry I like that profile pic 😌
that is a very nice profile pic
"Inspiration is like a really heavy wheel, it's really hard to push it at first but once it's rolling it's even harder to stop"
thats easy
always go with crafty joker
the other one gives you +10 mult which is easily outclassed by jokers such as abstract joker and gros michel
plus it's objectively better on plasma deck because Bigger Numbor
exactly!
then just draw michel and buy that
if you wanna win early, droll is still better
mult early is too valuable compared to chips
even just a jimbo is enough to get you through the first like 4 or 5 rounds
my favorite joker, removing perkeo (i like funny jokers)
i think that's a little old, pretty sure it's already in the game now XD
Wtf now i want to play balatro
Technically you can beat the first 2 antes with no jokers
And further if you use tarots and planets
broing my tato again
i may be slow af, but i can kill everything without even having to move
You will play Balatro
Looks like the joke's on us!
7/4 diss hurts bro
started trying to learn the theme a few minutes ago
the 7/4 is very strange but very satisfying
Very cool👍🙂🔥🔥🔥
Oh no. Please no. Its too cursed
😭
no i didnt
I didn't the 1st time but did the 2nd
im making a console game in lua
its based on currencies that calculate in different ways
i did that OOP thing that steamodded does cuz well thats the reason i wanted to make this game
id make it an actual 2d game in love but....

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||Emergency replacement! You lost the limb and can't find a human body substitute, what will you use in place of it ? Ex: pegleg & hook hand.||
Arm
|| one of those mechanical tentacles that Doctor Octopus has, hell yeah||
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||a vibration tool||
I had to format it correctly
Hella cool
truly
im enjoying ballionare
its fun
my ONE (1) issue with it, is that it feels like my builds always congeal into the same build lol
i havent had that issue yet really
what difficulty are you on?
this is just ballionaire, but ive beaten ballionaire+
alright
ive been mostly playing on B++ (probably gonna go down though so i can have more fun with variety), but to match the score it really feels like only one or two builds have been consistent* enough lol
I love caves
As long as you have consistent bonks most builds work, its just getting consistent bonks usually use the same method
ive been usually funneling into Piggy Bonk/Recyling Bin with like Investment Bonk/Capacitor/Amethyst around them
If you run hoarder and just put whistes/conpasses around an area and feed everything else to the closet, then get packing tape you can win ballionaire++ a lot of the time
yeah ive done that too
i had the idea and i was like "wait, it could work" but i had to hold my breath to see if i replaced the closet first or if everything else got placed first
Tbh attackable builds are rlly good with chimney chute early into book of blight farming
blight stacking is a lot of fun
Have you gotten infinity yet?
attackable builds are cool, but i feel like the warrior (?) package needs the training dummy to be a good pick
nah not yet
i dont know if piggy bonk builds could reach infinity
Its same as balatro limit
So probably not XD
Id recommend thinking of infinite combos since there is 1 or 2
i recall hearing about an infinite with trowel, but i think it got patched out
i assume an attackable build could go infinite with the "reset ball back to start upon killing an attackable"
though maybe not, i dont know if you could get the cooldown reduced enough
An inf like that would take to long
Nope.
Here are my 3 hints:
||charges||
||mixed with a few of the boons||
||and rerolls||
Hair
||Spaghetti||
Peak idea
i feel like im getting somewhere
dunno if fridge is relevant
but i feel like with batteries and outlets you can create a charge feedback loop maybe?
It isnt, but there is something else that is
Im gonna sleep but if you ever get stuck you have my other hints so you can probably get it
alright
before you go, is it an infinite you pull off during the drop or during the placement phase?
Placement
