🃏・off-topic

[twin swallow]

Ragebait chat?

[simple sigil]

Finish the game then

[twin swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918

[raven field]

Might be ragebait at this point

[simple sigil]

There are games where you're can't pause

And yet people have no problem with it

[shrewd raft]

Hollow Knight
||The pure nail, swords sell for a lot so I'd make some money off of it||

[real dune]

Example of games with no pause but enjoyable: elden ring, bloodbourne

[real dune]

Examples of games with pause but enjoyable: sekiro, ultrakill

Exampleof games that u give choice of pausing or not: terraria

[jagged nebula]

made this based on the Sonic.EXE: The Disaster models I found and an obscure character.

[earnest tusk]

GG

[dense salmon]

Thanck you p

[twin swallow]

Problem is that the pure nail would be tiny.

Hollow Knight is about insects after all.

[shrewd raft]

Fair point, I guess I'd have a really cool needle

[half flume]

[vital pumice]

[jagged nebula]

If just played, then Sonic.EXE: Dimensional Coalescence.
If any game, then World of Goo.
(Edit: I mixed up Dimensional with Universal)

Fuck I played myself-

[shrewd raft]

A gold ring sells for a small fortune I hear

[jagged nebula]

Yeah so uhhh the game doesn't have gold rings, only red rings which drain your hp when picked up and, possibly, give you a trip.

[shrewd raft]

That sells as poison

[jagged nebula]

or drugs

[shrewd raft]

Gotta work out some dark web stuff for this one but I believe you can still profit

[jagged nebula]

true

could sell it as limited edition and rack in fortune

...Does hitting someone count as holding them

because I clearly went inside the EXE to hit them

[shrewd raft]

Hey is anyone here good at google docs

I'm trying to do something

[remote river]

ror2, everything i throw now explodes

[normal wraith]

How do you install mods? I'm wanting to dowload The Cryptid mod, but i do not know how to.

[gray harness]

#⚙・modding-general

[normal wraith]

Didin't notice that, sorry.

[gray harness]

It's ok, discord hides channels now for some reason

[normal wraith]

Okay, good to know

[modern heart]

What are you trying to do? I know a bit about it

[glossy fulcrum]

doors
||idk what i’d do with a bulklight. its just a big ass flashlight||

i may be a little late.

[dense fjord]

may I remind of my petition?

[twin swallow]

I dunno what a reaction image btw.

[oblique current]

hades II last underworld boss be like:

[regal sparrow]

me grabbing Yume 2kki's bike and scooting around on it without a license or proper training (but if an isolated weirdo can drive it no effort, so can I...?)

https://tenor.com/view/yume-2kki-uro-dance-urotsuki-dance-yume-nikki-ynfg-gif-8330796155657698512

[green pilot]

noita

||I have a magic wand that can shoot five nuclear missiles at once||

[gray harness]

crazy? i was crazy once, and i still am

[twin swallow]

Insert whatever language Crazy Dave speaks here

[orchid socket]

@placid forge cuno is literally half light, the same way logic is measurehead, have you noticed that?

[gray harness]

webi wabo

[twin swallow]

Disco Elysium?

[placid forge]

i noticed cuno and halflight but never measurehead and logic

i guess i can see that yeah

ive also heard composure is supposed to be kim

[north moon]

threw this together after spending pretty much the entire holidays playing balatro

[granite mesa]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0b1kbsopU6sw5NtmCh5UIo?si=WrjZ0ZO1RRek1g6eBNhsoQ

[green pilot]

i cannot escape disco elysium

😨

[pearl flume]

Please name a character, fictional or otherwise, before clicking the black bar.

||You meet an alternate universe version of you who are this person but with your face and personality. What do you say to each other and do ?||

[dusty patrol]

||"so Jimbo... You uhhh control jokers?" I say waiting for my counterpart to answer, "I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse"||
My humors broken

[orchid socket]

everyone needs to play Disco Elysium at least once

[green pilot]

my mother tells me to play it literally daily

I'm not even exaggerating 😭

[tough pawn]

Almond Cucumber Quest
||"ok how in the fuck are you this courageous my man you gotta teach me a thing or two"||

[bronze ice]

||so you just live their life?||

[fiery grotto]

Bill Cipher

||Ya like Jazz?||

[burnt owl]

wyd here?

[lost violet]

me

[bitter holly]

was made by him

[lost violet]

run ruined 😢

[runic tree]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona5-morgana-catfish-mona-gif-22879397

[fickle moon]

sans
me:
||........................................................||
the other me:
||........................................................||
||"what a meaningful conversation"||

[gilded ore]

Guys who has that one meme that goes
"I hate when artists do this" art
"What about me?" Exactly that problem
"Nooo not you oomfie you are one of the good ones"

I FIEND for it but I can't find it

I need it because of hater reasons

People be halfassing their hate and going "Noo it's fine when you do it" on my watch and I need it but I can't find it

[final anchor]

Love sport ball

Anybody else love a little sport ball

Sport Ball of any type really

[verbal saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/pelo-sr-pelo-relatable-wow-gif-15197800

[jagged ruin]

I personally think everyone deserves to build some kind of base at least once

[oak citrus]

Base building is engrained in human nature

[bronze ice]

Adventurine
||"Let's go gambling!"||

[hushed wren]

guess the difference. currently 7/10 differences

c'mon dude just 3 left

[livid mica]

Some of them are one singgle pixel change so look out

[hushed wren]

actually only one pixel changes are left

[livid mica]

Chat its gotta be in background trust

[hushed wren]

y'know giving up is an option

[hushed wren]

I'm not gonna say yes or no

[livid mica]

wait

theres no way you very subtly chnaged one pixel in the background, right?

[hushed wren]

idk

[hushed wren]

I told you already

[livid mica]

imma guess that, i dontt lose anything if im wrong

[hushed wren]

you want another hint

[livid mica]

yeah sure

[hushed wren]

ok it's not in the background

I don't waste your time

it's definitely in the joker

[livid mica]

yeah no

I cant find any more

tell me

i give up ig

[hushed wren]

you we're so close kinda

it's in his hat one of them

[livid mica]

oh wait

[hushed wren]

it's next to the among us

[livid mica]

Oh

its slightly shaded

wtf

[hushed wren]

yes

[livid mica]

and

i think

if im not wrong

in his neck thing

uh

its hard to describe

oh wait no im tripping

[hushed wren]

there is one

it is in his deck

[livid mica]

his deck?

🤨

[hushed wren]

wait wtf

I meant neck

bruh

[livid mica]

yeah no i cant find it

[hushed wren]

there

it's so small

alright there's another one

[livid mica]

oh wtf

[hushed wren]

in his face

[livid mica]

this shit harder than black deck gold stake

[hushed wren]

true

so

giving up?

[livid mica]

and even harder than weird jimbo’s “deck”

[hushed wren]

it's a typo bruh

[livid mica]

lmao

anyways yeah me gives up

[hushed wren]

his nose

in the middle

it's q little red

[livid mica]

oh

he got a wart

[hushed wren]

alright

I'm done

XIAO HONG SHU

[livid mica]

Yap dollar

[pearl flume]

"Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind ?"

[carmine hare]

.

[potent glade]

they added balatro to honkai wtf

[fickle moon]

gamble taken seriously fr

[bronze ice]

the best part is they had splash flowerpot lmao

[frosty orbit]

seems like a desperate attempt

[potent glade]

it is

like every honkai event

[bronze ice]

it's a small minigame, don't think too hard about it

I just find it funny

and skipped through every part I could

[frosty orbit]

But I like thinking hard 🧠

[fickle moon]

"too hard"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
should have screamed more but i controlled my temper

[frosty orbit]

we'll get along

[fickle moon]

ok side note:
i havent played any hoyoverse games
besides honkai impact

[potent glade]

same same

[frosty orbit]

My genshin addcition back then until I realized I dont ike the game and stopped playing it what

[fickle moon]

oh MAN i would be here forever rambling bout genshin

from me seeing it basically for life (mainly school)
to it being UNPLAYABLE (device issue)

[frosty orbit]

I played it sooo much but in the end I think its not a good game at least not after a certain point, when the honey moon stage ends

even tho I will miss my fav characters

and all that, effort I put..in...

[fickle moon]

god i still have that epic games acc
SOLELY playing honkai impact 3rd
only ever got to chap 9 cause i have ocd and the fighting was SO SO BORING

[bronze ice]

congratulations, you've beaten the sunk cost fallacy

[frosty orbit]

2 Dash's with Ocd
its getting wilder

[frosty orbit]

I reacted with laughing but I dont know what that means

[bronze ice]

the idea that by going further you get back what you've already lost

so by playing more of genshin even though you don't truly enjoy it somehow you feel better about all the time and effort you've sunk into it

but you seem to have gotten over that if you've quit

[frosty orbit]

AAAh lmao ty for giving me a term for this, my partner always watches bad shows and is like " I cant stop I hate it but I have to finish it now" like some soldier

[fickle moon]

my experience in a nutshell
"waskjakwjksjakwjkdsjakwkjaskjskjawkjksajdkjwaksjkdjakwj"

the j button hated me lol

[frosty orbit]

yesss I did, I leveled all my fav characters as good as I could and gave them best stats possible, then quit XD, relogged in sumeru for the story, hated it, relogged in fontaine for the same, hated it, and never came back.

[bronze ice]

I also "quit" hsr for a while but then I heard there was a character named sunday

and I have a friend named sundays

so I knew what I had to do

but then I actually enjoyed the penacony story so sticking around

I only really quit in the first place cause I ran out of story to play and couldn't be bothered doing random quests

[frosty orbit]

so you took a break rather than quitting I'd say, which I get

I was so addicted to genshin I started seraching for some things to do at that point and dont ever go there LMAO

" Hey honey lets play genshin"
"but we did everything"
" lets see who collects more mint"

🩻

[fickle moon]

"oh man i sure hope genshin doesnt give me ptsd" - me 2020 foreshadowing

[brittle portal]

wait when do you unlock the balatro minigame in hsr

[frosty orbit]

some Dash lore

[fickle moon]

my lore is um
very complicated
...
"COME ON WHERES THE BLOODBATH SONG WHEN I NEED IT"

[brittle portal]

wow two dashes here

[frosty orbit]

right? We noticed as well, but the green dash first

[frosty orbit]

I like me some traumatized OC's

[fickle moon]

i expected the other me be like

https://tenor.com/view/last-breath-sans-phase2-gif-25605176

but ig for later

[frosty orbit]

the other me 😳

[fickle moon]

man if santa made a list of the horrible things i am sinned for this year
it would be like

this long

[brittle portal]

let's not flood the chat

[fickle moon]

tried to make it as accurate as possible

[frosty orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-helluva-boss-gif-23858709

[bronze ice]

I think it's available by default

it's called cosmic home decor

I think

[brittle portal]

i am like tb9 lmao

[bronze ice]

go to the travel log

it should be there

[bronze ice]

this thing

it's a lot of free stellar jades too so ye

it's the only reason I was able to get jing yuan's light cone

[brittle portal]

I DONT HAVE IT

FUCK

[bronze ice]

huh

where are you at in the story

are you still on herta space station

[brittle portal]

belobog

[bronze ice]

huh

weird

idk why that would be locked behind progress

maybe it's just you need to reach a certain trailblaze level first

[brittle portal]

death

[fickle moon]

u alr know why its locked

[bronze ice]

I barely remember what happened

is it cause the trash cat?

that's probably the thing that's furthest in the story

but it plays such a small role

[brittle portal]

where is it in the story

[bronze ice]

the trash cat? it's also a side quest I think

[brittle portal]

okay i unlocked dailies and i see it now

wait no i do not

thats the invitation event 😭

[bronze ice]

if you're genuinely looking forward to playing it

trust me it's not much in terms of gameplay

it's just free easy jades

[cursive stag]

has anyone else been playing infinity nikki?

[gray harness]

playing as pacifist is so chaotic lmao

[sharp viper]

Would you believe me this is a YouTube thumbnail for chess?

[pine heron]

Yes

Hikaru

[merry smelt]

Chess guy innit

[twin swallow]

R/AnachryChess type shit.

[visual sail]

omg blocked once more man

[tough pawn]

no way sigma chess edits

[visual sail]

peak

[placid karma]

call me a red ring xbox 360 cause i'm permanently bricked

[dense fjord]

mods kill this man

nvm he's playing Portal 2 he chill

[lone orbit]

#⚙・modding-general #💻・modding-dev

there isn't a main balatro modding server

[languid nest]

thanks

is cookie run kingdom still good

i played like 2 years ago

[lone orbit]

it's in a comeback arc

unironically

4th anni is VERY soon (january 19th)

so i'd come back for that

[languid nest]

good to know

last i remember was p2w mess

[lone orbit]

you could say that now
those people are wrong 😭 most of them invested in the wrong cookies/ think you need THIS high rarity cookie to play the game/focus too much on pvp

if you focus on pvp, you'll get punched and yet people think that constantly getting punched is a good idea

[leaden quartz]

my new years resolution is to finally unlock the watcher in slay the spire and 100% balatro

[final anchor]

BALATRO feels weirdly satisfying playing with a snes type controller

[gray harness]

The wave literally ended (timer was at 0), and an enemy sniped me :[

[pearl flume]

Please choose your favourite M.O.A:

[tough pawn]

i really like number 5

purple contrasts well with the character thing

[unkempt mortar]

crystal haul for 10 ausd, thinking the pink is dyed

[bleak portal]

rocks mentioned

[unkempt mortar]

yessss

[fiery grotto]

Same

[bronze ice]

I don't know much about rocks but ores can look like that

like this for example

not to say that can't be died, but the backside can in fact just transition to a normal rock without any color or resemblance

[spare raft]

https://youtu.be/KywzeiFZ0NM

Found a video about the history of playing cards, pretty cool

[modern heart]

pink could be dyed, any idea what it is

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #959
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/959

[main flame]

are the jimbo plushies on ebay legit?

[tough pawn]

actually no i don't

what infamous cartoon is gonna enter public domain in 2025

[neon mantle]

possibly some of them. there have been some bootleg jimbo plushie sites pop up here and there, so buyer beware

[main flame]

its ok i can get insurance on it 😂

[neon mantle]

if it is being sold as new, and not being re-sold, it is 100% fake

[main flame]

thats literally all of them right now

its a bummer but i also dont want to support a limited production business model

[lean hearth]

isn't there a collection of every base game joker you can buy?

like I could've sworn there was this thing on eBay where you could buy the 150 jokers

[slender hearth]

I dont think theres anything official of all 150

A lot of fire fan art tho

Some artist has a super cool giant poster of all jokers

[hasty light]

Yes, there was an artist who drew and sold them all

[brittle portal]

might wanna ask in #⚙・modding-general

[meager pivot]

oh thanks, that channel actually didnt show until you linked it... idky.

[brittle portal]

because modding category is hidden by default

(mods pls change)

[obsidian dune]

Chat

Question

How do we feel about this

[brittle portal]

ecofriendly wood veneer looking ahh

[obsidian dune]

No but fr think about this like

The car / back support is bad but the main house isnt bad at all

[pine heron]

Hi

[twin swallow]

Popeye apparently.

[orchid pelican]

A screenshot of my house

[oak citrus]

Dat open floor plan

[raven field]

Pretty low ceiling

[slender hearth]

Why playing stone age minecrafy

[raven field]

stone doesn't burn

[twin swallow]

It's a very old version of Minecraft, look there's no hunger bar.

That's what they mean by "stone age".

[tough pawn]

someone's finally gonna be able to recreate the scrapped popeye movie no way

[tribal aspen]

Heck this one

[zenith heron]

the insulation would be kinda bad

shipping crates arent known for being the most insulative

and if you add insulation 10% of your space is gone

[modern heart]

That's usually how shipping container houses end up being

It takes so much effort to make them livable it's just not worth it

[misty forge]

ive reached my current peak

[modern heart]

Unless you are trying to make something for social media to get views/clicks lol

[shell blaze]

Has anyone played dungeons and degenerate gamblers? If so do you reccomend it?

[tough pawn]

i've played it while it was in demo

i don't know much about the actual game now

[twin swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-geeked-vs-locked-in-locked-in-geeking-locking-in-gif-4984947974707907469

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Says:

"Better late than never
But never late is better."

[tough pawn]

true!

[zenith heron]

no

[sharp viper]

https://tenor.com/view/rogan-joe-alien-shock-arrival-gif-25711739

[ashen imp]

I don't know why, but I played the game with infinite deck, and proceeded to go on a tangent about making a variant of poker

Here you go,

10 deck poker

2♣️ - High Card: Highest single card
"Best you got?"

• A♠️
• Probability: 5.11%
• Win Rate: 1.96%

3♣️ - Pair: Two cards of same rank
"At least it's not a high card"

• A♠️ A♥️
• Probability: 4.85%
• Win Rate: 3.92%

4♣️ - Two Pair: Two different pairs
"Now we're getting somewhere"

• A♠️ A♥️ K♦️ K♣️
• Probability: 4.34%
• Win Rate: 5.88%

5♣️ - Three of a Kind: Three cards of same rank
"Triple trouble!"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️
• Probability: 3.83%
• Win Rate: 7.84%

6♣️ - Straight: Five consecutive cards
"The stairway to disappointment"

• 10♠️ J♥️ Q♦️ K♣️ A♠️
• Probability: 3.32%
• Win Rate: 9.80%

7♣️ - Flush: Five cards of same suit
"I have a flush!"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 9♠️
• Probability: 3.06%
• Win Rate: 11.76%

8♣️ - Full House: Three of a kind + pair
"It's getting crowded in here"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ K♣️ K♠️
• Probability: 2.55%
• Win Rate: 13.73%

9♣️ - Four of a Kind: Four cards of same rank
"Quadruple the fun"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️
• Probability: 2.04%
• Win Rate: 15.69%

10♣️ - Straight Flush: Five consecutive cards of same suit
"Now THIS is a flush"

• 5♠️ 6♠️ 7♠️ 8♠️ 9♠️
• Probability: 1.53%
• Win Rate: 17.65%

J♣️ - Royal Flush: Ten through Ace of same suit
"The classic champion... of regular poker"

• 10♠️ J♠️ Q♠️ K♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 1.02%
• Win Rate: 19.61%

Q♣️ - Five of a Kind: Five identical rank cards
"This isn't even possible in regular poker!"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.77%
• Win Rate: 21.57%

K♣️ - Flush Five: Five identical cards
"Now we're playing 10 Deck Poker"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.51%
• Win Rate: 23.53%

A♣️ - Three Pair: Three sets of pairs
"Wait, that's illegal... in regular poker"

• A♠️ A♥️ K♠️ K♥️ Q♠️ Q♥️
• Probability: 0.46%
• Win Rate: 25.49%

2♦️ - Straight 6: Six consecutive cards
"The stairway is growing"

• 5♠️ 6♥️ 7♦️ 8♣️ 9♠️ 10♥️
• Probability: 0.41%
• Win Rate: 27.45%

3♦️ - Straight 7: Seven consecutive cards
"Lucky number stairway"

• 4♠️ 5♥️ 6♦️ 7♣️ 8♠️ 9♥️ 10♦️
• Probability: 0.38%
• Win Rate: 29.41%

4♦️ - Straight 8: Eight consecutive cards
"The octave straight"

• 3♠️ 4♥️ 5♦️ 6♣️ 7♠️ 8♥️ 9♦️ 10♣️
• Probability: 0.35%
• Win Rate: 31.37%

5♦️ - Straight 9: Nine consecutive cards
"Almost a deck straight"

• 2♠️ 3♥️ 4♦️ 5♣️ 6♠️ 7♥️ 8♦️ 9♣️ 10♠️
• Probability: 0.32%
• Win Rate: 33.33%

6♦️ - Big House: Four of a kind + pair
"McMansion"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ K♠️ K♥️
• Probability: 0.29%
• Win Rate: 35.29%

7♦️ - Flush House: Full house in same suit
"Color coordinated chaos"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ K♠️ K♠️
• Probability: 0.26%
• Win Rate: 37.25%

8♦️ - Flush Big House: Big house in same suit
"The HOA approves"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ K♠️ K♠️
• Probability: 0.23%
• Win Rate: 39.22%

9♦️ - Double Straight: Two separate 5-card straights
"Twice the stairs, double the fall"

• (2♠️ 3♥️ 4♦️ 5♣️ 6♠️) + (7♥️ 8♦️ 9♣️ 10♠️ J♥️)
• Probability: 0.20%
• Win Rate: 41.18%

10♦️ - Double Straight Flush: Two straight flushes
"Double rainbow all the way"

• (2♠️ 3♠️ 4♠️ 5♠️ 6♠️) + (7♥️ 8♥️ 9♥️ 10♥️ J♥️)
• Probability: 0.17%
• Win Rate: 43.14%

J♦️ - Six of a Kind: Six identical rank cards
"More than a handful"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️
• Probability: 0.14%
• Win Rate: 45.10%

Q♦️ - Six of a Flush: Six cards of same suit
"More than a regular flush"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️ 9♠️
• Probability: 0.11%
• Win Rate: 47.06%

K♦️ - Flush Six: Six identical cards
"Six of the same thing"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.08%
• Win Rate: 49.02%

A♦️ - Seven of a Kind: Seven identical rank cards
"Lucky number seven"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️ A♦️
• Probability: 0.05%
• Win Rate: 50.98%

[tall pawn]

This feels like text walling

[ashen imp]

It's not on purpose

Kinda

There's just

A lot of ideas I got

[tall pawn]

You could link a google doc or smthn

[ashen imp]

I'm NOT making a Google doc just for this

2♥️ - Seven of a Flush: Seven cards of same suit
"Rainbow't"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️ 9♠️ 8♠️
• Probability: 0.048%
• Win Rate: 52.94%

3♥️ - Flush Seven: Seven identical cards
"Seven heaven"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.045%
• Win Rate: 54.90%

4♥️ - Eight of a Kind: Eight identical rank cards
"Octopus hand"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️
• Probability: 0.042%
• Win Rate: 56.86%

5♥️ - Eight of a Flush: Eight cards of same suit
"Running out of rainbow jokes"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️ 9♠️ 8♠️ 7♠️
• Probability: 0.039%
• Win Rate: 58.82%

6♥️ - Flush Eight: Eight identical cards
"Octoflusher"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.036%
• Win Rate: 60.78%

7♥️ - Nine of a Kind: Nine identical rank cards
"Baseball hand"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.033%
• Win Rate: 62.75%

8♥️ - Nine of a Flush: Nine cards of same suit
"Almost a deck flush"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️ 9♠️ 8♠️ 7♠️ 6♠️
• Probability: 0.030%
• Win Rate: 64.71%

9♥️ - Flush Nine: Nine identical cards
"The cat's nine lives"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.027%
• Win Rate: 66.67%

10♥️ - Castle: Eight cards in sequence, same suit
"Your hand is in another castle"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️ 9♠️ 8♠️ 7♠️
• Probability: 0.024%
• Win Rate: 68.63%

J♥️ - Monte: Four of a kind + Three of a kind + pair
"Three card monte's bigger brother"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ + K♠️ K♥️ K♦️ + Q♠️ Q♥️
• Probability: 0.021%
• Win Rate: 70.59%

Q♥️ - Flush Monte: Monte in same suit
"Three card monte's sophisticated cousin"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ + K♠️ K♠️ K♠️ + Q♠️ Q♠️
• Probability: 0.018%
• Win Rate: 72.55%

K♥️ - Double Royal Flush: Two royal flushes different suits
"Royalty squared"

• (A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️) + (A♥️ K♥️ Q♥️ J♥️ 10♥️)
• Probability: 0.015%
• Win Rate: 74.51%

A♥️ - Double Flush: Two different flushes
"Double rainbow, but actually"

• (A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️) + (A♥️ K♥️ Q♥️ J♥️ 10♥️)
• Probability: 0.012%
• Win Rate: 76.47%

2♠️ - Ten Card Monte: Five of a kind + Three of a kind + pair
"The final boss of three card monte"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ + K♠️ K♥️ K♦️ + Q♠️ Q♥️
• Probability: 0.009%
• Win Rate: 78.43%

3♠️ - Ten Card Flush Monte: Ten Card Monte in same suit
"The final boss's final form"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ + K♠️ K♠️ K♠️ + Q♠️ Q♠️
• Probability: 0.008%
• Win Rate: 80.39%

4♠️ - Ten of a Kind: Ten identical rank cards
"Maximum same"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️
• Probability: 0.007%
• Win Rate: 82.35%

5♠️ - Deck House: Ten cards making a full house
"The entire neighborhood"

• A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ A♣️ A♠️ A♥️ A♦️ + K♠️ K♥️ K♦️
• Probability: 0.006%
• Win Rate: 84.31%

6♠️ - Double Royal Double Flush: Two identical royal flushes
"When one royal flush isn't enough"

• (A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️) + (A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️)
• Probability: 0.005%
• Win Rate: 86.27%

7♠️ - Deck Straight: Ten consecutive cards, any suit
"The stairway that ate its vegetables"

• A♠️ K♥️ Q♦️ J♣️ 10♠️ 9♥️ 8♦️ 7♣️ 6♠️ 5♥️
• Probability: 0.004%
• Win Rate: 88.24%

8♠️ - Mirror Straight: Same straight twice in different suits
"Parallel staircases"

• (10♠️ J♥️ Q♦️ K♣️ A♠️) + (10♥️ J♦️ Q♣️ K♠️ A♥️)
• Probability: 0.003%
• Win Rate: 90.20%

9♠️ - Perfect Mirror Straight: Same straight twice in same suit
"The perfect reflection"

• (10♠️ J♠️ Q♠️ K♠️ A♠️) + (10♠️ J♠️ Q♠️ K♠️ A♠️)
• Probability: 0.002%
• Win Rate: 92.16%

10♠️ - Seeing Double: Five matching pairs in matching suits
"You might need glasses"

• (A♠️ A♥️) (K♠️ K♥️) (Q♠️ Q♥️) (J♠️ J♥️) (10♠️ 10♥️)
• Probability: 0.001%
• Win Rate: 94.12%

J♠️ - Seeing Flush Double: Five matching pairs in same suit
"You definitely need glasses"

• (A♠️ A♠️) (K♠️ K♠️) (Q♠️ Q♠️) (J♠️ J♠️) (10♠️ 10♠️)
• Probability: 0.0009%
• Win Rate: 96.08%

Q♠️ - Deck Straight Flush: Ten consecutive cards, same suit
"The rainbow has only one color"

• A♠️ K♠️ Q♠️ J♠️ 10♠️ 9♠️ 8♠️ 7♠️ 6♠️ 5♠️
• Probability: 0.0008%
• Win Rate: 98.04%

K♠️ - Deck Flush House: Seven identical cards + three identical cards, same suit
"The ultimate family reunion"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ K♠️ K♠️ K♠️
• Probability: 0.0007%
• Win Rate: 99.02%

A♠️ - Deck Flush: Ten identical cards
"The hand that should not be"

• A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️ A♠️
• Probability: 0.0006%
• Win Rate: 100%

[fickle ridge]

Dawg don’t send it again

[ashen imp]

Picked a slower chat for a reason

Yeah it's fine

[fickle ridge]

😭

[ashen imp]

That's all there's to it

[fickle ridge]

Wait

[ashen imp]

The premise is

[fickle ridge]

It’s different wtf

[ashen imp]

These are the poker hands

[compact lintel]

you could have made it an image

[fickle ridge]

It was so big that it had to split in 2

😭

[tall pawn]

4

[ashen imp]

To 10 deck poker

Rules are similar to poker

Exception

Max hand size is doubled

There's 520 cards

It's a social gathering game

[tall pawn]

That doesn’t sound fun

That sounds monotonous

[ashen imp]

That's why it's a party game

And there's slapjack rules

And

You're allowed to discard 5 cards total, which is done by putting your cards next to you face up

Discards can happen out of turn.

There's 52 possible hands, excluding specific variants

[tall pawn]

Yknow discord has a character limit for a reason

[ashen imp]

Yes, and I chose to disregard it

In fact I even broke the nitro char limit

[tall pawn]

You’re not being interesting when you text wall people you’re just being annoying

Just cus it’s a slower chat doesn’t mean you get to just post like 3 whole screens worth of text

[ashen imp]

Sure, moving onward

[fickle ridge]

They’re not trying to be “interesting” they’re just posting an idea

Though in a REALLY inefficient way

[tall pawn]

A very obnoxious way

[fickle ridge]

Not obnoxious, no one was harmed or annoyed, you’re somewhat nitpicking

[ashen imp]

The rules are basically poker
Changes are, the board is 5 cards, then there's the flop, turn and river, giving everyone 8 community cards to choose from

[tall pawn]

Text walking still isn’t cool tho

You could’ve linked a google doc or made it an image

[fickle ridge]

Yeah ik, they just didn’t think of that

[ashen imp]

You're not cool, you're madness joker dammit you should be enjoying this

Anyhow

The hole cards,

I decideD since there's total of 7 cards to choose from in regular poker, 15 total in 10 deck poker

7 hole cards, 8 community cards

Funny things start to happen when people fold, because they have to fan out their cards and reveal all of them

If there's a 6 or jack(optional), last to slap the table has to either
Bet half the pot(six)
Take a shot(jack)

Pot was also split into two pots

The hand pot, and jack pot

The winner of the hand receives half the hand pot, rest goes to the jack pot to be stored for later

How to win the jack pot? Simple

At the start of the round, tell someone to put a joker roughly near the lower half of enormous deck

When someone gets the joker, they have to immediately show it, announcing the last hand

If the joker is in the community cards, next one's last

Same goes if someone draws the joker from Discarding, next one's last.

Ideal for 4-10 players

[fickle ridge]

How about house rules

[ashen imp]

You'll need
10 decks of 52 standard(preferably in different themes, makes sorting easier afterwards)
Cheap set of poker chips/money

[ashen imp]

House always wins, feel free to stack onto these

From what I counted, it's about 90-120 minutes of playtime

Though, the 100 mark is really pushing it

[storm elbow]

should i put this in bug report? Me and my friend both dont know how i got a straight flush here but we may just be dumb

[fiery grotto]

You could take out the king and it would still be a straight flush

[steady dagger]

You have four fingers, the king is ignored

[storm elbow]

ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

forgor

[fiery grotto]

you have A234 which with four fingers is a straight, and they are all spades so that makes a flush

[glossy fulcrum]

this would still be a straight flush even if you selected the 5 instead of the ace

[fiery grotto]

true

and keep the king

also yorick and canio in the same run O_O

Also you should put the negative joker first so it goes before the xmulti

[jolly arch]

dice time

[wheat coral]

rip jim carter

[storm elbow]

i got 2 soul spectral cards back to back

[fiery grotto]

Thats insane luck

they have >1% chance to spawn each tarot card

iirc

[storm elbow]

heres the clip just cuz https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/jnQKwxFWYOyxAM1W2?invite=cr-MSxjclQsMTU5ODYzMSw

[low osprey]

is my run cooked

[storm elbow]

only $3

new run 😒

[low osprey]

i had to buy the ballion it was foil okay

[storm elbow]

true

[jolly arch]

Praying Mantis - "Retrigger the first and last card in your hand, regardless if it scores or not."

[worthy flicker]

I tried

[glossy fulcrum]

old ass google

[full crescent]

is there a balatro color palate somewhere?

[atomic skiff]

Mayhaps

[leaden quartz]

FINALLYYYYYY

[fiery grotto]

Floor 51?

[leaden quartz]

no

i mean i finally won a run

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

Its just I thought 50 was the last one

Idk its been a few days

[gray harness]

apparently Brotato is very buggy rn
choosing an upgrade after leveling up has a chance to make future upgrades of that stat multiply by 2 (i.e. if you choose +9% speed, the next one might be +18%, then +36% and so on)

i became the fucking flash with 459% speed

[hollow smelt]

I literally just started

Not even joking this is my 2nd turn

[tough pawn]

here's how you play your next turn

red skip blue skip blue +2 blue reverse red reverse then a red 7

don't ask why the 7, just trust

[peak ferry]

is getting cards etc really random, i've gotten perkeo 5 times in a row and i feel like statistically that doesn't make sense

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

You wake up one day with the ability to teleport absolutely anywhere at any time. What do you think of and do with this powers ?

[fiery grotto]

Oh Id definitely teleport to the kitchen to make breakfast and then confuse the heck out of people

Id literally just do trolls

(And like practical stuff but like mainly trolls)

[gray harness]

Can I also teleport to other timelines?

[pearl flume]

No.

[gray harness]

:[
Well, at least I could teleport to where a lost plant is to save it instead of killing the zombies that are on the way

[fiery grotto]

Is teleportation faster than the speed of light?

If so I wanna go into a blackhole and teleport out

[wheat coral]

Rob a bank

[tough pawn]

not figure out i have these powers for five days straight until i see an ad for a cool theme park or whatever and think "man i wish i could go there"
poof
"... WHAT"

[rain hull]

Happy birthday lebron!

[molten maple]

@shell horizon this is the version i made

[shell horizon]

Ooo very nice

Love seeing what people can do with such a limited palette

[molten maple]

I don't make enough webfishing doodles

but I've been playing it a lot to unwind

i make art if i feel like it

[shell horizon]

Fair I’ve kinda been keeping it open as background ambience as I do other stuff on my pc

I’m only a handful of fish away from full journal completion

[molten maple]

you like the fishing noises? hahaha

that's silly

[shell horizon]

Indeed

[molten maple]

i get it though

it's chill, the music is nice

and most of the community is decent

[shell horizon]

Very true

[molten maple]

i have made a different doodle in webfishing i just need to dig it for you

it's this one

[shell horizon]

Very niceee

[molten maple]

drawing in webfishing is challenging and pretty fun

i wanna do it more when i feel like it

since I've already maxed out my level

[shell horizon]

It makes you think more creatively with your colors

[molten maple]

ye

i think the problem most of the time with webfishing drawings is making contrast in it because it's kinda hard

it's hard to make a webfishing chalk drawing not look flat and one note

[steep crypt]

Merry Christmas

[dim tundra]

oh hey i know you

[brittle portal]

chrimmy ishmael <3

[raven field]

ding ding ding ding ding

[twin swallow]

I can't escape Balatro.

[merry smelt]

Mfw discard two random cards every hand played

You know those are proper discards, they trigger purple seals and mail in rebate

[proud tree]

yeah i doubt it microsoft

[meager elk]

Am I your sunshine?

[proud tree]

lebonbon .... my world

[meager elk]

https://tenor.com/view/orca-tongue-freaky-tongue-out-freak-gif-13890646100967462988

Even the whales gettin freaky now a day’s💀

[tough pawn]

LEBOOBOO???

[gray harness]

pacifist gameplay

[raven field]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dqH0TRIa4

[proud tree]

wtf celeste grandmaster strawbyer jam heart side flag 18 flag 17 ?1 ?!

[fickle ridge]

Best build

[shell wasp]

ohh peglin

[fiery grotto]

10/10 editors

[shell wasp]

potion craft

[lean hearth]

at some point i'm just gonna be drawing my whole deck each hand

wait thats already a deck what am i doing

[fiery grotto]

lol

least op cryptid joker be like:

[native hazel]

where do you download cryptid

[twin swallow]

#⚙・modding-general

[fiery grotto]

Search up MathIsFun_ on youtube and look for his video on it

[proud tree]

wtf strawberry jam grandmaster celeste heart side flag 16

[tough pawn]

grandmaster players scare me

[native hazel]

I tried downloading lovely for the cryptid mod but chrome keeps blocking the download

[twin swallow]

You need to disable your anti-virus.

[native hazel]

yeahhh

[twin swallow]

Does anyone have clips of Balatro University grunting or screaming? I have a funny idea.

[jolly arch]

OOOOO

THIS IS NICE

you did a great job!

[toxic nymph]

thx

[jolly arch]

here's me melting a boss

[jolly arch]

see the trick is to discard the blues and use the polychrome draw 4 in your deck to boost your multiplier to the point where your opponent has to draw 4,560 cards

[hollow smelt]

Ohhh :O

[gentle flare]

Whats this?

[hollow smelt]

Uno

[gentle flare]

A balatro clone?

[hollow smelt]

Yes, all card games are actually balatro clones :3

[gentle flare]

I cant belive this

Its not possible

[hollow smelt]

It is

^w^

[gilded ore]

Gang ngl Clemens is so fun to play as an oc but I cannot go on living getting compared to Pomni because clown for all my life

I pop into a server

"Oh he reminds me of Pomni"

I didn't even describe him wdym 😭

[modern heart]

damn

pomni has ruined clowns

[pearl flume]

Please choose a plant (fruits and vegetables also works) before clicking the black bar.

||Make it a pvz plant, if it already exists, make another version. if you don't know what that is, make it a gun.||

[worthy flicker]

Peashooter
||Well, damn||

[gray harness]

new best wave and it's on the fucking pacifst, the chatacter that focuses on keeping enemies alive...

(don't look at the %speed stat)

[tough pawn]

those plants in the corner of my room
||they look like umbrella leaf but weaker||

[pearl flume]

I reccomend Magic Survival.

[gray harness]

no

[lean hearth]

I think you might need an oops! all 6s

[lean hearth]

how do you get c++ but not c or c+

[gray harness]

black deck
illusion voucher

[worthy flicker]

ok what joker is this

im serious im confused

[lean hearth]

which one?

[worthy flicker]

the one that's not odd todd, delayed gratification, juggler, or runner
the one under sneak peak

[lean hearth]

that's just jolly I think

it's got the pair under it

[worthy flicker]

it could be
just confusing cause it's regular jimbo colors
and it's shiny for some reason

and not foil or holo or poly or anything else

[lean hearth]

maybe sneak peek fucks with the colors of jokers (at least the ones that resemble Jimbo)

spy disguise kit

[worthy flicker]

I dunno maybe in this demo jolly wasn't finalized

the shiny i guess is just what sneak peek looks like?
cause later was bootstraps but shiny in that spot

[wheat coral]

Plump Helmet
300 sun
Shoots alcohol at enemies, Stalling them and dealing 20 damage in a 1x3 area.
Below average firerate.

[versed patrol]

-# @brittle portal

[brittle portal]

holy shit

kurukuru

[fiery grotto]

Watermelon

||Its been a while but 99% sure it already exists, and it does what I was thinking about saying so uhhhhhh… awkward||

[torn idol]

Hey, does anyone know if keyboard is compatible on Xbox for balatro?

[oak citrus]

https://youtu.be/VU2pH1ZvCj8?feature=shared

[wheat coral]

hl3 2025 baby

[oak citrus]

Here's a pretty card I pulled in the pokemans tcg

[pearl flume]

What do you do when you can't do nothing
But there's nothing you can do ?

[oak citrus]

Become okay with doing nothing

[leaden quartz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1hqbk5y/medusa_challenge_deck_got_to_ante_10_while_only/ i loved playing this run, it was insane

[twin swallow]

So is that a no?

[gray harness]

Correct, some jonklers got their colors changed for the final release, like Jolly Jonkler, or Invisible Jonkler (Wasn't transparent, had the colors of jimbo)

[placid stag]

fruit flavoured cereals are disgusting
change my mind

[fickle moon]

me:"breakfast exists?"

[twin swallow]

All cereals all.

They are nothing foods.

[pearl flume]

My reaction
To that information
A revelation
Of which I can not comprehend
How did you come up with something so bizarre
Making me repulse from the thought
Now

[jolly arch]

VERY TRUE

[twin swallow]

https://youtu.be/KQg4UhKjdCM?feature=shared

[leaden quartz]

happy new year

[fickle moon]

ha- wait im 1 hour behind
um this is awkward

[tough pawn]

i'm 13 hours behind :p

[odd osprey]

I cleaned my mechanical keyboard today

It was fucking disgusting

Glad I cleaned it lol

[fickle moon]

i think i havent cleaned my keyboard in months

[odd osprey]

I only cleaned mine today cause I split a little bit of hot chocolate on my keyboard and it some of the keys were sticking a bit

[fickle moon]

dawg looking at my keyboard it has stains EVERYWHERE

[gray harness]

Hello, 13 hours behind :p, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave!

[fickle moon]

hello crazy dave my name is
looking at the notes insanity

[rotund lily]

2025 and im STILL lonely af

guess itll be the same till 2026 😭😭

[wheat coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773772497199169616/1323703552643829830/caption-2-2.gif?ex=67757a80&is=67742900&hm=af275aa9f65b51fe749e190314239830570106c697d9f58e8067119f103cc140&

[fathom cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/waluigi-since-2024-is-ending-waluigi-walk-waluigi-meme-gif-6753471374684454477

[near rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Nrq6gszEY

new song out now

[gray harness]

bruh
this game is broken beyond recognition fr

[inland brook]

whoever runs the twitter is doing a sick job

[torn idol]

Regarding Balatro, is it compatible with keyboard on Xbox?

[potent flint]

Should i reread goodnight punpun or jojo part 4

[oak citrus]

Yes

[pine bear]

this

is my favorite gif of all time:

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-conk-conky-kitty-gif-18021368

usecases:

after deleting text

talking about cleaning

wanting to stare at the adorable baby

[lethal talon]

Balatro

[worthy flicker]

god the demos were so weird like
Some early demos had the shop like a third of the size lengthwise
some demos and the early trailer had the planetarium and planets were grey
The spoon vouchers existed and gave your next run more starting cash
so many jokers had different wording
So much more
How is there not a cutting room floor page for balatro i need to see every last change oh my god i unlocked a new hyperfixation on an already existing hyperfixation

[verbal moon]

https://vxtwitter.com/gabefollower/status/1874244591525957881

[fiery grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC3gEw8I_00 🫡 Have a good trip buddy

[lost tinsel]

I will be your friend

[hollow smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex5shyYFPRE

[pearl flume]

Listen up agent. You'll need to be a mole for us so choose your hole.

Lantern's Flame: A society of people dedicated to privacy and secrecy, they work for the governments or whoever pays enough and at their whims the entire world would never know something or someone ever existed. Ofcourse, within their own mind, nothing is forgotten.

Winter Club: A cult for the elite and the private, filled with connections and brotherhood. They have members in every part of society, you can call in favours for anything from securing a piece of land free of tax or the death of an enemy in exchange for your own services.

Chipped Edge: A group of people who want most over all for battle and conquest. It's said they are the reason war itself exist and that they were here since the begining of the first century. Those part of their ranks are spared from the horrors of battle and combat.

[wheat coral]

tfw (INSCRYPTION ACT 3 SPOILERS)

[fiery grotto]

Lanterns flame probably

[unkempt mortar]

tf is this monster

pretty sure i wouldve beaten it if it didnt die in 3 turns

[fiery grotto]

Its just a check to see if you can deal consistent mid damage every turn

[fiery grotto]

I happaned to have such a good build the first time I met it I one shot it

[crisp pollen]

What y’all’s favorite roguelites

[fiery grotto]

Balatro, Ballionaire, Dungeons and degenerate gamblers, Rack and Slay, Star Vaders, Slay the Spire, Meme Mayhem, Pip my Dice, Backpack Hero, and Moon Watch

[jolly arch]

Risk of Rain 2, Gungeon, Balatro, Rotwood, Atomicrops

[crisp pollen]

I’m just getting a lot more of them I have all of those besides the last 2

[jolly arch]

ooh

i reccomend roll five and bingle bingle

[crisp pollen]

I rn have on my pc at least have balatro, the binding of Isaac, hades, faster than light, noita, and wizard of legend

[brittle portal]

Crypt of the NecroDancer

[crisp pollen]

I’ve heard that ones good is it worth buying

[jolly arch]

I FORGOT ABOUT COTND.

[brittle portal]

L

cotnd is goated (and hard as balls)

[fiery grotto]

Inscryption

Also goated

[crisp pollen]

I also on my ps5 have a super stacked roster of roguelikes

[wheat coral]

Party house, Dwarf Fortress, Balatro

[crisp pollen]

Inscryption,dead cells,the tower one with cards I can’t remember the name, rogue lineage 2, and a ton more

My favorites are probably hades and faster than light though

[gray harness]

Bye 2500 BC, hello 2499 BC
(Happy new year everybody!)

[dusty patrol]

New Year's yall

[robust vessel]

Jokers and Jokerettes
Happy new year
To a great 2025 🥳 🎆

[fiery grotto]

Happy new years

[gray harness]

wait wdym 2025
did i get in the wrong timeline again

[oblique hazel]

happy new year !!

[fiery grotto]

I havent showered all year

[tawny helm]

https://youtu.be/qrxQZ2NKkVo

[hollow smelt]

slay the spire, inscryption, balatro, wildfrost ^w^

[glossy fulcrum]

risk of rain 2

[crisp pollen]

Nice that’s near the top for me to

[glossy fulcrum]

i also love inscryption but its not inherently a roguelike and i dont like it because its a roguelike

[crisp pollen]

When you realize 2020 is now 5 showers ago 😢

[crisp pollen]

I personally really like faster than light or wizard of legend hades is also high up one of those 3

[glossy fulcrum]

i do like hades

havent played the other ones

[drifting geode]

lmao

[leaden quartz]

i fumbled 😔

[lean hearth]

balatro, cult of the lamb, 20 minutes to dawn, hades

technically Fortnite would count as a roguelike since no two matches are the same

[crisp pollen]

That’s too much of a stretch and even if it is technically it isn’t

[lean hearth]

different weapons each run, with the new boons you can get an upgrade (like a perk in survivor)

[crisp pollen]

W ngl I have 100% on cult of the lamb but I could never really get into the aspect of operating your cult I’m not a big survival game/management game typa person the dungeon crawling and bosses were neat though

[lean hearth]

you get better weapons as the game progresses

[crisp pollen]

No

My doctor told me to ignore the voices

[lean hearth]

did he tell you to ignore the vision too

[crisp pollen]

No

It’s hard to ignore schizophrenia

That’s the vision

[lean hearth]

literally cyberpunk

[crisp pollen]

Well the vision my username is talking about is an inside joke with a friend and it’s kinda freakalicious so I’m not gonna say what it is

[lean hearth]

flashbanged by among us twerking

[white thistle]

happy new years goats

[crisp pollen]

When you realize 2020 is now 5 showers ago 😢

[white thistle]

LOL

[orchid plaza]

No reason to post this I’m just proud of how it looks

[tough pawn]

po3 > jimbo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoat

[crisp pollen]

Ngl guys we leaving having arms back in 2024 we can stop pretending like they’re important and not just accessories

[leaden quartz]

balatro and slay the spire

[glossy fulcrum]

nope

its a battle royale

actually i forgot doors is a roguelike by the definition of the word

calling it a roguelite would be iffy though

[lean hearth]

this is important everyone

[stiff tusk]

Just beat slay the spire in a language i cant read and i have a newfound appreciation for apotheosis

[glossy fulcrum]

madness is op

[unkempt mortar]

oh, got to -104 strentg on it

[glossy fulcrum]

its more about consistent damage tbh

[still rock]

simplified Chinese

[steep crypt]

Hi

what are your favourite surreal cartoons/anime?
Like i need such level of weird that i can make compilation of weird places in it, like this one

[brittle portal]

HOW DOES IT APPEAR, MY FORM IN YOUR EYES

[zealous marten]

its not niche or anything but serial experiments lain is an obvious pick imo

[steep crypt]

Hi sleeper agent

[steep crypt]

Can you show me screenshots of it

[bronze condor]

I've been a musician for years but something about the balatro theme in an Orchestra moves me to tears and idk what it is

[zealous marten]

im pretty sure one of these is fanart since its been so long since ive seen it but its at the very least IN the anime

[brittle portal]

faust my beloved

[zealous marten]

i recommend just giving it a watch because the entire anime can be surreal at times even when things are supposed to be normal (especially helped by the dub’s flat delivery which is probably the easiest way to watch it if you want to watch it in its highest res) and its just a good anime in general imo

[zealous marten]

lmk if you do watch it based on screenshots alone tho cuz i love to hear abt ppl watching it

[steep crypt]

I might watch it, but know, currently i want to check stuff where the "traveling between weird worlds" is a cornerstone of the plot

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #963
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/963
#GuessTheCover #208
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/gtgc/208

[zealous marten]

it is, the entire plot is heavily intertwined with “the wired”, which is basically the internet but a lot more surreal and fucked up

[steep crypt]

Okay

So i hope it will be possible to me to have cool screenshots

[hybrid mason]

Nintendo doing some crazy numbers lol

Only 10M units worldwide to beat the PS2 https://x.com/PaulGaleNetwork/status/1874187115707142453

Paul Gale (@PaulGaleNetwork) on X

A couple of different sources are sharing the same information:

Nintendo Switch has now cleared 150 million units sold world wide.

4.08m units in this last quarter was the low end sales estimate. The high end, being around 4.81m.

Considering that only 3.96m were needed, if

Twitter · Dec 31, 2024, 8:13 PM

[leaden jetty]

Had to wait for the Dec 31st stats to load in today, but it's offical, 2 million views for 2024 ❤️ Obviously Balatro has been a huge contribution to that

[steep crypt]

Everyone, thank you for your recommendations, i will now check out everything you gave me

[gritty hinge]

i did it

i stayed up until 6 am

what do i do now

[slender hearth]

why

[oak citrus]

Paranoia Agent, Paprika, ENA, Magnetic Rose

[rich fulcrum]

Alice (1988)

[gray harness]

guys i think i fucked it up

[digital tulip]

Liminal space

[steep crypt]

Can you show me screenshots

[rich fulcrum]

Right now i am unable to sadly

But you can just watch it on youtube

[gray harness]

yeah i fucked up

[odd osprey]

I need to get a better keycap set

[tardy shale]

balatro 2 when

[quiet ibex]

balatro 3 when

[high shard]

balatro 4 when

[tribal knoll]

Merry late loaf-tide

[jolly arch]

DIGIMON CYBER SLEUTH MENTIONED

[steep crypt]

Fellow Digimon fan :D

[dense salmon]

Anyone know why non of my android devices support the mobile version of this game?

[west oracle]

blueprint x smeared joker toxic doomed yaoi (they do nothing to benefit each other)

what

who said that

[strong lintel]

I don't think they (and/or your Play Store app) are updated to the latest version

[twin swallow]

Vanripper(the creator of Helltaker) just shadowdropped a new free game about 2 weeks ago.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3274300/Awaria/

Steam

Awaria

Welcome to the tunnel maintenance crew. If the generators fail, it's your job to fix them. Check what's wrong, craft all the needed parts and deliver them. It's simple. Just stay clear of anything that randomly cracks bolts of electricity, spews fire, throws sharp pieces of scrap at high-velocity or radiates with ominous green light.Features:Enj...

▶ Play video

[dense fjord]

mf has fetish for demon girls
makes game with demon girls
people make NSFW content of the game
same mf develops a fetish for ghost girls
makes game with ghost girls
Vanripper is truly playing 4D chess

[twin swallow]

With time travel as well.

[steep crypt]

Vanripper just likes fucking paranormal, huh/j

[dense fjord]

can't blame he's living his best life lmao

[glacial steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-polish-gif-25786522

[white thistle]

im so obsessed with balatro that for my moms birthday im making a joker art

[white thistle]

this is what i made

it was rushed lol

[fiery grotto]

lol

the Ms look like pi and there is a lot of empty space

[white thistle]

ikr

[fiery grotto]

you could copy the lusty card bg

[white thistle]

yea that would be good
she already saw it though i could send her an updated version with lusty card b

g

[fiery grotto]

alright

also we have a fan art channel https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1153815324643299458

[white thistle]

ah ok

[ruby oar]

Peak joker value

[languid basin]

negative canvedish?

[ruby oar]

sadly no

i tried

[languid basin]

based on my limited knowledge i feel like thats the best pairing for that

[ruby oar]

yeah it would be

[languid basin]

only 38 hours in

i did buy it on the 23rd tho

[ruby oar]

same here. I was doing the omlette challenge so no interest gained

[languid basin]

nice

do you need gros michael to get eaten before cavendish appears?

[fiery grotto]

Yes

[lean hearth]

oh wow this got popular

remember to vote if you havent

[fickle shard]

mb wrong channel

[tawny helm]

close between bluprint and egg

egg sweep !!

[hollow smelt]

Im playing this FNAF fangame called new week at freddys and night 4's cutscene is pissing me off because its honestly the worst game design ive seen and its weird seeing it in such a great game, anyways, does anyone know how i was supposed to know the code to this? also how do i get out of this because it seems like im softlocked right now, also it appears codes are different for each player cus i searched up a gameplay video and the code they put in didnt work for me

Figured it out, it was dumb

[merry smelt]

was it 1987?

[hollow smelt]

Nope

[merry smelt]

if it was it would be 💀

[hollow smelt]

Its a random code and the game softlocks you until you figure it out

The solution is hard to explain but i didnt like it

It was surprising because its actually a really good game and then it hits you with... this.. 😭

Sorry if i seem too negative im just still extremely surprised something this terrible is in a really good game, i know a lot of games have their horrible moments but this is just... why? 😭

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is your favorite character flaw ? Ex: They're rude to everyone and prideful/ They are nervous and break down under pressure/ They're Mineta.

[hollow smelt]

2nd one :3

[fiery grotto]

The very sarcastic and smart guy

[gray harness]

hey, shadowbulb, you might want to try the mobile versions of Brotato (free or premium, it doesn't really matter), they're always buggy, but this update is something else...

[brittle portal]

She has no flaws

[gray harness]

perfect for a digital entomologist like you

[fiery grotto]

Im not much of a Brotato player

[gray harness]

Ok then, it's just that I can't even find words to explain how broken this update is

And the fact that you don't even have to try to bug out the game... it just happens

[fiery grotto]

I mean if you can do the bugs yourself then you dont need me

[gray harness]

I know, I was just showing it, but every single update seems to bring at least a new bug

[fiery grotto]

Thanks for the offer though

[gray harness]

chest.
so many of them it took me >10 minutes to just spam the sell button on all of them

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont think anyone actually likes mineta

[jade wraith]

Hello

[wheat coral]

273

[wheat coral]

good diagnostician bad man

[twin swallow]

Emotionless to the point of not understanding the world around them.(I think the more astute of you can tell why)

[granite mesa]

Such an underrated Kendrick song

[split mirage]

And it's essential

[grizzled ibex]

yall seem like inteligent beings here so i thought id ask yalls opion on this but do you all consider the answer of good luck to a question that someone cant answer rude like me or not rude?

[left fox]

-w-"

^_^

;з

%ц%?

[grizzled ibex]

?

[split swallow]

[left fox]

|<

@w@""

TwT

[split swallow]

All emotes of all time

[pulsar wing]

girl i love wants anime recommendations because she just got crunchyroll do any of you know any good ones

[raven field]

Bleach and Bungou Stray Dogs

[pulsar wing]

gotcha

thank you boss

[glossy fulcrum]

madoka magica

:3

[pulsar wing]

gotcha!! tyty

[twin swallow]

?

[grizzled ibex]

basically what im asking if yall think its rude to say good luck to a question if you dont know how to answer it.

[odd field]

time to commit war crimes

[digital tulip]

Age?

[twin swallow]

It's not rude, neither is it polite. It's a informal way of acknowledging that you are ignorant.

[odd field]

https://tenor.com/view/pekora-usada-pekora-holo-live-shake-head-head-shake-gif-18342836324915112681

yes

[crimson oak]

Guess the price of this painting

[left fox]

;w;

-"

-

[crimson oak]

I mean it's not an original sheet

[left fox]

/-"

[crimson oak]

huh?

[left fox]

-_-

[crimson oak]

no way bro's trying to farm levels here

lknkasdfl;adf

sdf

df'sns

egorka tak ne rabotaet

[left fox]

-__-

, -

__

[crimson oak]

??

It's not called a spam channel so stop pls

[left fox]

_

_

[crimson oak]

Чел

Тебя лицом по клаве бьют, или что-то вроде этого?

[left fox]

-"Yes! I beat the discord!

[odd field]

our friendship dynamic with @lone flame

[lone flame]

[heady depot]

Microsoft tech support is gonna be the fucking end of me

It's been an hour

[tribal aspen]

any last minute winter sale tip?

[vivid bronze]

Castle Crashers, literally one euro and nineteen cents

[tribal aspen]

already own diz one

[weary shard]

omg they moved the channel up

its still dead but

[vivid bronze]

Grim Dawn?

[fickle moon]

GET OUT

got heated up there oops

[fickle moon]

not enough prob

[fiery grotto]

Depending on how high leveled his pair is he should would

[echo path]

imagine if you had isaac d6 irl

reroll 1$ bill to 100$ bill

itd be op

[fiery grotto]

Me rolls $100b:

HELP IIM DROWNI- drowning noises

[hollow nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175508703680680057/1302676459768385546/freeze-1.gif

[echo path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244835049602420737/1292371697994825741/cat2.gif

[fiery grotto]

Oh hey Localthunk has a new PfP

cool

[tough pawn]

think finally got c++ 🥹

[fiery grotto]

Impressive since I dont have it

and they are probably way bussier than me

[lean hearth]

cat soup

[ionic cosmos]

where can i find the mods to change for pokemon cards

[fiery grotto]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506514763522108

[wheat coral]

bro turned into golden joker

bro gives me 4 dollars at cashout

[fiery grotto]

Real

Egg joker is better though

[wheat coral]

like half of the econ jokers I can classify as better

Golden is the baseline for an econ joker

[raven field]

i'd put it slightly above the baseline

[fresh cedar]

eh wa?

[glossy fulcrum]

its good though

like really good

[lusty lagoon]

i got it last week, cool stuff

[crisp pollen]

Why is your cat named wheel of fortune

[strong lintel]

I thought his PFP is The Fool

[ancient steppe]

creating my own playing cards having tons of fun

[tough pawn]

don't worry king... a knight needs to let go of his Michel to find his Cavendish.

[shell blaze]

what would you do if you called a repairman to fix your PC or Game system. The guy comes in and instead of fixing it he just installs CDI and starts playing it? lol

[honest hull]

you posted soul?

i can't tell if you mean making physical cards of real cards or fan-made cards

[crisp pollen]

I love binding my Isaac

[ancient steppe]

Physical cards

[honest hull]

ah ok

[fickle moon]

me looking at the money i spent on buying the manga ver and yes it exists

[glossy fulcrum]

true]

i havent read it

[fickle moon]

ye uh
me also stare at the rabbit hole

[pearl flume]

Please choose a mele weapon before clicking the black bar.

||It's a zombie apocalypse! How would you fare with only this by your side ? Bonus: how many zombs could you kill ?||

[glossy fulcrum]

what ravbit hole

[tough pawn]

Shovel

||i feel like a shovel could be good not just for combat but for utility, i probably wouldn't survive far tho cause i'd probably have a panic attack leading to death before even seeing a zombie||

[glossy fulcrum]

halberd
||im a twink i probably couldnt even lift it
(im fucked)||

[tough pawn]

||well of course that's an entire battle ship, plus meta knight would wreck your shit if you tried to take it||

[glossy fulcrum]

i meant like the weapon you silly

[glossy fulcrum]

||googled it they actually arent that heavy, though i still probably couldnt wield it effectively||

[oak citrus]

Nailbat

||heheheh these zombombos don't stand a chaaaaance(I would not get very far, maybe two zombie kills)||

[gray harness]

bonk choy pvz2
||ez win the apocalypse is nothing compared to it (i have lots of plantfood)||

[glossy fulcrum]

bonk choy when anything stronger than a conehead approaches it

(its cooked)

[stiff tusk]

Knife

||Im fucked||

[young void]

made this cool art for a custom adnd 2e monster

[fiery grotto]

My tongue

||Oh this is way different than expected, but tbh even with a dagger it would still only be 1 zombie kill and I was gonna choose 1 or the other||

[glossy fulcrum]

freaky

[compact moon]

I had a dream that Balatro replaced its soundtrack and someone wrote an entire thesis about why that was a terrible decision

[glossy fulcrum]

that someone was me

[fiery grotto]

Lol

[fickle moon]

we dont talk about the rabbit hole
throw it out
its 2025

[glossy fulcrum]

okay..

camt wait for the new movie!!!

[solid schooner]

CDI? What’s that?

[inland prism]

damn nice

@fickle moon yk those languages?

[waxen zephyr]

should've won GOTY

[inland prism]

how u rate dandandan

[waxen zephyr]

8/10 soley for that cliffhanger at the end of ep 12

such a goofy show tho i love it

[inland prism]

fairs

[inland prism]

ikr

so unserious yet serious

[jade wraith]

Howdy

Can I put a funny video here?

Or no?

I find it funny and have no one to share it with

[neat siren]

anyone know how to fix this? I cant hear the bot

[pearl flume]

I am 79 kilos, 1 meter 8. Should I lose weight ?

[tough spindle]

what

why ask in balatro server

oh wait I'm in off topic lol

that sounds like normal weight

lose some if you want to tho don't just do whst others tell you

[errant path]

@lethal siren @digital urchin

im pretty rusty unfortunately cuz ive been busy with exams last couple months

[digital urchin]

Damn...ur good

[lethal siren]

cute style! i love the expression on the last cat girl

[errant path]

was a commission i got

theres a lot of things i wanna try but i just dont have time for all of it

[digital urchin]

whats keeping u occupied

[errant path]

trying to make some money, working on my own YT channel

and being a lazy ass

[digital urchin]

ur not alone here...😂

[digital urchin]

whats ur channel name