🃏・off-topic

[fiery birch]

no visual downgrades

[sage ibex]

The DLC is also included, yes?

[fiery birch]

yeah

all of them

[sage ibex]

Neat

All for one price. Not bad

[oak citrus]

Playing Pokemon Emerald Rogue, and got this run ending bug. Lmao

Koffing thinks it's funny

[vivid bronze]

Proof that MissingNo is a Bug type

[radiant linden]

a

[steep knot]

wait no way blasphemous is on mobile as well

[fiery birch]

it is

[vivid bronze]

Dead Cells, Slay the Spire, Blasphemous, Balatro, even Hades on iOS too

[celest zealot]

wanted to showcase this project I made in Scratch for a gamejam - theme is "Shape Shifter", thoughts?

[tough pawn]

wait woah that's sick as heck actually

i didn't even know you could do stuff this complicated in scratch

[fickle ridge]

Balatro was my second lol, due to the sheer length and consistency of some Minecraft videos I’ve been watching

[tough pawn]

the funny stickman show is making me cry once again, alan becker you beautiful bastard

[fickle ridge]

He posted?

[tough pawn]

an hour ago

[fickle ridge]

Gotta watch if he did

Oh my

[tough pawn]

victim's backstory

[fickle ridge]

I need to see it asap

[tough pawn]

you absolutely do

broke me emotionally

[fickle ridge]

I just finished the episode, same…

The amount of trauma victim went through and he still doesn’t know Alan changed to befriending the stickmen (he probably won’t forgive him even if he knew) is surreal

The “to be continued…” broke me tho

Every time I finish one of his episodes I leave hungry for more

[tough pawn]

that's why i love becker so much

[gritty hinge]

which looks better

[modern heart]

I like the second skull head more

Is that the bonedelier on the left one?

[dusty patrol]

That's SO COOL!!!!

[gritty hinge]

forgot 3 cosmetic limit sorry

[modern heart]

Fair enough lol. I was wondering if some other cosmetic added skull grenades as part of it

I like the second skull more, but the first one may fit the vibe more

What is the second skull even? Been a bit since I played and paid attention to items

[gritty hinge]

necroprancer

[modern heart]

Oh, is it a brand new elite grade item lol

[gritty hinge]

couldn't afford the bandana (fuck you) so what about satan's accomplice

[gritty hinge]

oh shit

[modern heart]

oh damn, the stalker is pretty expensive these days lol

[modern heart]

thats not a bad halloween outfit

[gritty hinge]

agchk i just want a good soldier loadout

couldn't get the horns

what about

did the beard look better

[modern heart]

krampus lookin

i think the beard was useful though

[gritty hinge]

hm?

brimstone is very affordable

[modern heart]

are the beard and cape halloween locked?

[gritty hinge]

i play on community servers so i don't think that really matters

[modern heart]

fair enough

[slender hearth]

its smissmass not halloween

[gritty hinge]

i really need something to play

[modern heart]

im on a 32v32 2fort server lol

[gritty hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-ultrakill-ultrakill-enough-gif-12481887213192794233

what does dawg need

this is my scout loadout btw

[modern heart]

nice

that hair is a classic

[gray harness]

52 + 65 damage just from 1 zombie!

[hollow smelt]

I WANT SUPER MARIO DOLOR BACK RAHHHH

Its the best mario horror game TwT

Stupid nintendo

[glossy fulcrum]

Mario: the music box is better

[sharp quail]

I ruined the perfect server number

[wintry nimbus]

balatro mods?

[twin swallow]

#⚙・modding-general

It really shouldn't be hidden imo.

[gray harness]

rng moment

the environment in c2 makes a random zombie in the end of each turn, and literally the first zombie i got was that garg which gives +2/+2, frenzy and bullseye to all zombies + deadly and hunt if it's a custom zombie

[leaden quartz]

I love YuYu Hakusho.

https://tenor.com/view/yusuke-spirit-gun-yu-yu-hakusho-urameshi-shoot-gif-18395171644226836330

[split swallow]

I need to watch it one day. I really want to, just haven’t had interest in watching anime for a little while for some reason

[leaden quartz]

watch. it. dubbed.

We need a YuYu Hakusho x Balatro collab fr

Suit: Spades
King: Yusuke
Queen: Keiko
Jack: Hiei

[oak citrus]

Ace is Kuabara

[vapid lichen]

youtube throws anything at my homepage bro

[leaden quartz]

aces arent face cards

[tough pawn]

as if i need practice (why get practice for something i'll never do)

[oak citrus]

But.... Kuabara is on the aces, look, I don't make the rules

[split swallow]

So true

[pearl flume]

Please choose a weapon before clicking the black bar.

||Describe a cool super move you would or could perform with the weapon. (Think anime)||

[fickle moon]

venomshank (or daemonshank)

||well i alr have that in my imagination so
the best way to describe it: imagine that one move from mario and luigi franchise but replace the hammer with the sword||

[tough pawn]

before i click
does it need to be a conventional weapon? or just anything that could be used as a weapon

[oak citrus]

Whip

|| Helix Guillotine, and yes, it works like the name implies||

[gray harness]

Peashooter

||Maybe it could turn into other, more powerful peashooters for a short time||

[tired oracle]

The left handle of a PS4 controller
||Perform well on a QTE on the controller to land a massive blow to your opponent’s skull.||

[leaden quartz]

balatro inspired me to make some 7/4 music so here is a wip

[fickle moon]

idk about u but it sounds like a track for fnf or osu

like is it just me

[leaden quartz]

thats kinda the intention

osu/fnf phonk type beat

[fickle moon]

nice

[leaden quartz]

anyway its my first time making music in 7/4

[royal halo]

oh hey when did pirate software get here

[gritty hinge]

does this demo loadout look cool or na

[modern heart]

looks neat

feels a bit empty though

[gritty hinge]

i just liked the whole "defaced detanator with a bandana and hat" idea tbh

@modern heart yo?

[modern heart]

that dont look half bad ngl

can you paint the jacket?

[gritty hinge]

take it or leave it

[modern heart]

oh lol

could paint the Killers Exclusive to make it match a bit better

like a darker brown maybe?

[gritty hinge]

couldn't find the commanding presence for shit so how does this look?

[sudden pawn]

yall know any good games like balatro aside from sts

[modern heart]

i tihnk it still looks good

[modern heart]

#1198672646645239978 might actually have some good choices

[gritty hinge]

oki doki i got my loadout

alternitavely, gustavo fring.

[tough pawn]

Alright looking like unconventional weapons are on the table

[gritty hinge]

fuck you.

sorry miser wasn't directed

toward you

[modern heart]

who was it directed towards lol

[gritty hinge]

that general direction

(idk)

[tough pawn]

shovel
||throw some ground into their eyes, make them stumble, dig a grave, make them fall into it||

[gritty hinge]

I LOVE THE DEFACED DETENATOR

[tough pawn]

oooh i haven't played tf2 in forever i should play more of it

[modern heart]

gotta flex my main loadout lol

[gritty hinge]

longsword ||demoman taunt kill while jumping||

[modern heart]

covering the badge tho

fuckin, noelle loadout for spy

[gritty hinge]

all finished loadouts i have (ignore the medic mod i have)

[gritty hinge]

gonna make a heavy

dad heavy

this is 5 cosmetics but true dad heavy

i love dad heavy

[gritty hinge]

i joined a tf2 lobby and used the dad heavy loadout
said "i am dad heavy i am your dad"
eventually i get like 5 people dancing with me and calling me dad
i love tf2

[leaden quartz]

more progress

[dusty patrol]

Ron's mustache (from dungeons and daddies)

||Ultimate move: mustache mind control
Leaping from Ron, the mustache implants himself onto the enemy, talking to them and driving them insane, then leaving, returning to Ron, and the enemy, now being traumatized, leaves the fighting zone||

[sage mist]

Balatro got me to start learning how to code! I just began tonight; I'm using the same language and engine that Balatro is coded in (Lua + LÖVE)

I want to make my own games and springboarding off my favorite game of 2024 seemed a great place to start

Especially since i can dive into this game's code myself and gain the knowledge

[split swallow]

Chain & Sickle

||tbh, an awesome idea for a big attack with this thing is making the chain wrap around the enemy using the sickle side in a way that makes the sickle comes back around and stabs the enemy’s chest, piercing their heart||

[vagrant forge]

did you see my joker suggestion for this :>

[vagrant forge]

Lock & Key

||Ultimate attack: Unlocks the lock, opening a door to sub-dimensional space, sucking the opponent in there forever and re-locking the door||

[unkempt mortar]

anyone have some game suggestions that arent open world?

[vagrant forge]

Crab Champions, it’s REALLY fun rougelike

[unkempt mortar]

oh yeah ive seen vids on it, thanks

[vagrant forge]

No problem, just know that it’s still pretty early in development but there’s a lot of content already and there’s so many things you can do

[unkempt mortar]

all good- andddd trying to figure out notif display during games again

[vagrant forge]

wdym?

[vivid bronze]

It's kinda like Risk of Rain 2, pretty good

[strong heart]

Balatro neocities

[pearl flume]

Why does cat bring live wriggling cockroaches to my bed ?

[copper helm]

Is this channel new? I just noticed this.

[raven field]

nope

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fast-pet-pet-the-one-where-the-cat-gets-pet-meme-gif-25097950

[fickle ridge]

It was moved up from the depths of the server

[fiery birch]

@sage ibex So, it has been decided that I will be playing blasphemous with that one sword heart that disables flask usage

streaming it to a friend whenever I play it and that's what's been decided

[sage ibex]

Hey, I don't play Blasphemous yet. What do you mean by this?

[fiery birch]

oh I thought you played it before

[sage ibex]

Not yet, haha

[fiery birch]

basically, I'm not allowed to heal

[sage ibex]

Kinda like hard mode, something like that?

[fiery birch]

kind of

it's not that bad since I still get to use rest sites

[sage ibex]

I assume you're playing with a controller, yes?

[fiery birch]

yeah

[sage ibex]

Good riddance

I don't know if I could handle playing a game like that with touch controls

[fiery birch]

this is my third time playing blasphemous and it wouldn't be as entertaining if I breezed through the game

so, this is what's been decided

[sage ibex]

Alrighty. Best of luck

[leaden quartz]

yes

[gray harness]

lmao

62 brains turn 4

[gray harness]

aaaand that's guaranteed lethal

[loud juniper]

eşöx biji öşşex sixerixxx xewal

whoever types this is a legend

[gray harness]

this

there, now im a legend

[tough pawn]

eşöx biji öşşex sixerixxx xewal

kid named french keyboard

what does it even mean? or is it just random letters

[errant lintel]

Copy -> paste

[tough pawn]

that's cheating

[copper helm]

Oh. OK.

[gray harness]

nice

[pearl flume]

"We're not waiting for war.
We bring the war to them."

[fiery grotto]

Arcana Staff

||"I CAST THUNDERBOLT!" - Sophist in the Magic the Noah channel||

[slender swan]

this is so cool

[tough pawn]

balapunk 1.79e308

[fleet depot]

knowing cyberpunk this one message leads to a 1+ hour side quest

[visual sail]

I love that guy

easily best person on the channel

[fiery grotto]

I love all the magic the Noah stuff

[visual sail]

frfr

actual funny content on yt istg

[fiery grotto]

Ikr

[gray harness]

my d||e||ck keeps destroying the plants

jfc Deep Sea Gargantuar is very broken in this mod, it literally gained +38/+38 in 1 turn while in my hand... maybe I could build a deck around him :]

[nimble delta]

https://open.spotify.com/track/37Tp280JssBbgtPsq30I6O?si=tV-p28umTH6ioHODQ7Y2NA

I LOVE THIS SOOOOOOOONG

I'm such a rivals fangirl

[gray harness]

turn 7 108/107 lmao

[fiery grotto]

But why is this so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBZ-jlx3oeI

[visual sail]

Wtf

is that the
Gluttonous chaos madness golden wrath joker

[gritty hinge]

Jo K E* r.

[fiery grotto]

yes

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Joker:

Round Up- If any number in your score does not end in 0 or 5 round up until it is.

Resourceful Joker- Whenever you discard a hand place the cards of that hand back in your deck.

Titan Joker- Split your mult and chips increase perfectly upon playing a hand.

[fiery grotto]

Titan joker is just plasma deck no?

[pearl flume]

Perfectly Balanced

As all things should be

[fiery grotto]

XD

[dusty patrol]

Titan joker is the only good one here right? Resourceful joker is bad 99% of the time and round up is... not to be rude but TERRIBLE

[fiery grotto]

Wdym round up is good

[pearl flume]

Dude

Imagine you get like 3e123

It'll round it up to 5e555

[fiery grotto]

Oh if thats the case then that for sure

But thats way different for scientific then non-scientific

[dusty patrol]

Oh, I thought it meant just if I had 1 million and one points it would add four more chips

Huh okay, so it is good

[fiery grotto]

No it would go to 5 million and 5 points

Since its “any number”

[dusty patrol]

Does seem super powerful

[fiery grotto]

But if it was in scientific notation then it would go to 5e10 which is 50 billion

So thats why Im confused because the way they make it if the numbers in scientific notation its soooo much better

Re sourceful could be interesting if you get multiple but its rlly not that good

Casually just spilled milk all over my phone 😭

[dusty patrol]

I'm so sorry

[gray harness]

yeah, this deck is op af

[bitter granite]

Deep dark fantasies

[vapid lichen]

whats your thoughts on astro bot winning goty?
i was pretty surprised it won instead of wukong or something

[bitter granite]

I did not expect it to win, thought monkey
could win

[vapid lichen]

yeah same

like out of all the games lol

at least balatro won 3 awards tho

elden ring won none

[bitter granite]

It is actually impressive for indie game

[fiery grotto]

I fell asleep when watching aliensrock play astrobot

So uh, take with that what you will

[vapid lichen]

yeah, i never even expected balatro to win any awards too

[vapid lichen]

damn 😭

is it that bad? im too poor to have a ps5 so i personally havent tried it

[fiery grotto]

Idk, Ive forgotten what happened

[vapid lichen]

kinda looks like mario tho

super mario galaxy

[bitter granite]

There are many known characters from games but in a astro bot design

[fiery grotto]

He only did one video and it seemed less complex than his normal content

[vapid lichen]

oh yaeh ive seen lots of refrences

[fiery grotto]

Wait I cant find the video of him playing the game

Am I going insane?

[vapid lichen]

i dont see a video of him playing astrobot too lmao

i was thinking it might be blocked but ive seen other astrobot videos

[fiery grotto]

No wait it wasnt aliensrock

It was zackscottgames. (I think I thought aleinsrock because of a different series I fell asleep to)

[vapid lichen]

ohh

yeah its him

i can kinda see why it won goty, maybe because ppl find it really fun and charming?

idk how to explain it but the game looks bright and charming

[fiery grotto]

Idk, its not my style of art/game

[leaden quartz]

https://x.com/grace_hackney/status/1868352843272343841 to those saying the united healthcare ceo has a wife and kids

Grace🇺🇸 (@grace_hackney) on X

@TheTylerBueno @PopCrave Well his wife and he already separated and living in different homes, so as long as she was still listed on his life insurance, I bet this is a merry Christmas for her. She probably thanks Luigi cause now she doesn't have to fight him in divorce court anymore.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 5:50 PM

[vapid lichen]

ngl theres probably people who have dead relatives because their claim got cancelled by them

[slow remnant]

He looks cuter than my dad

:3

[leaden quartz]

is localthunk pro or anti genAI?
im personally an anti

[tough spindle]

why is this important

[rain tendon]

Hi, is there a way to obtain balatro mobile without google play? Google play has suspended payments in my country, so I'm unable to buy the game

[leaden quartz]

if you didnt know genAI scrapes every image you have ever uploaded without your consent

[timber oyster]

#🎨・fan-art , pinned post might shed a bit of light I think.

though this probably isn't the exact stance.

[glossy fulcrum]

Whats genai

[glossy fulcrum]

Aren’t you consenting by adding it to your server though??

[neon mantle]

I am sorry to hear this, but per the rules, please don't ask for free game keys or unauthorized versions of the game on this server

[neon mantle]

I can't speak for thunk, but we have a "no AI" rule for art on this server. The subreddit also has a "no AI" rule

[pearl flume]

When was the last time you Jumped ?

[glossy fulcrum]

Genai isnt an art thing i believe

Though regardless its pretty dumb and stupid

[visual sail]

while doing a """backflip""" for a peer pressure skit in school

[toxic oasis]

it’s funny to me that there’s no voice channels in this server
any server i’d go to, there’s text channels and an extreme amount of voice channels

[twin swallow]

Hard to moderate if you haven't figured out.

[worthy oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/run-that-back-gif-24646690

found this funni

i love how ue squats

[toxic oasis]

didn’t think about that but that’s fair

[urban glen]

Just now

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #947
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/947

[gray harness]

yay i did it

[glossy fulcrum]

Man wtf is this

[gray harness]

pvz fusion feat. garg with the hp of a zombot (kinda)

[glossy fulcrum]

Ive played pvz fusion

It was okay i guess

[twin swallow]

Gotta love the plain text healthbars.

Crazy Dave how's the shop going? Sold any seeds or lawnmowers lately?

[gray harness]

Nah, but I already got a ton of money from rapping, even my whole house is made of pure solid gold!... it looks horrible, but at least I can brag about it

[twin swallow]

I'm much into Baron Van Bats personally. His synth work is magical.

Unfortunately the other zombies prefer Disco Zombie and his new album 'Brainzzzz Bran Bran Brainzz'

[fiery grotto]

Jumping down the stairs 2-3 at a time because its more fun then walking normally

[gray harness]

mf thought he won with those brainanas

[twin swallow]

In this server, what does the 'Joker' role mean?

[dusty patrol]

Cool people

[gray harness]

ez daily + what i got from the pack

[abstract geyser]

[twin swallow]

[bright lake]

Hades, dead cells, and hollow knight are the bomb

Any melee players in here?

[twin swallow]

Smash?

[bright lake]

Hell yeah

[twin swallow]

Nope, I've only played Ultimate.

[abstract geyser]

only ultimate here too

[bright lake]

I tend to like games with great movement systems. I don’t find the same satisfaction in ult

[abstract geyser]

i’m a ness main sadly

i enjoyed how he played more in 4

[bright lake]

If you like hollow knight movement I think you should give it a shot. You might be more of a PM fan if you like ness

Aka Project +

[abstract geyser]

perhaps 🤔

[quick plover]

Never liked dead cells ngl, thought the controls were very weird

Hades though is elite

[abstract geyser]

they’re weird but once you get used to them it’s great

i had the same problem initially

[quick plover]

Oh and binding Isaac is a game where the dlcs are effectively huge patches as well, like the game is completely different now to launch

[bright lake]

I do strongly dislike the automatic climbing onto platforms

[twin swallow]

I'm not a big platform fighter guy, I prefer traditional fighters like Mortal Kombat(I only played 10 and will probably not play the other ones because fuck NRS) and Guilty Gear.

[quick plover]

It’s definitely a controller game I feel

[abstract geyser]

absolutely, i played it on switch

works really well in handheld

[bright lake]

I like traditional fighters too but they don’t scratch the movement itch for me in the way that hollow knight etc do

[twin swallow]

Exact opposite for me, I hated Hades I never felt like I improved I felt like I won because of the broken meta progression in that game.

[quick plover]

Yeah I feel like binding of isaac, hades and sts work well on both mnk and controller which I like

[twin swallow]

Any of you guys ever heard of Furi?

[quick plover]

Hades is definitely a game with strong meta progression, but you need to get into higher heat levels to be challenged

[bright lake]

I like that once you learn enemy attack patterns you can win even without mirror upgrades and whatnot

[abstract geyser]

i love any game where i can use strats and builds which is why i used to play competitive pokémon online in the 2010s

[quick plover]

I’m still a big draft league player

[abstract geyser]

mega evolution was so fun for competitive pokémon

[quick plover]

My pfp is clamperl because it swept a stall team in a league lol

And it thus became my favourite pokemon

[bright lake]

I like the idea of Pokémon but those games are so slow. I have only gotten through them by playing emulator on 2-4x speed

[abstract geyser]

my favourite pokémon is lumineon which sucks because there’s no way to make it viable

[twin swallow]

Problem is that I can't understand what the fuck is happening in Hades and the combat feels jank as hell. Also upgrades feel boring and bland. I much prefer Enter The Gungeon as a rouguelite and Dead Cells as an action game.

[quick plover]

The central focus of Issac is learning enemies, but it’s even more important than in hades since you can’t just dashspam

[quick plover]

Pokemon games post gen 5 are all ass. Most people who play competitive play pokemonshowdown which is an online battle sim

[bright lake]

I’ll have to give it another shot, thanks for the reminder. I own it on switch I just never felt compelled to grind it after my first few attempts

[bright lake]

I played soul silver and heart gold on mobile, never made it through another one due to the speed issue

[quick plover]

It gets really addicting and is a game you can put 2k+ hours in easily

[twin swallow]

Also, I kinda hate story in games usually. Bores the shit out of me. Unless it's reading for some reason.

[abstract geyser]

ngl i actually quite enjoyed scarlet despite its MANY issues

[bright lake]

I love games with high skill ceiling cause it feels so satisfying to grind

[abstract geyser]

i still have tons of fun in it

[quick plover]

Yeah it becomes a lot more slower and deliberate on higher heats

Gungeon is solid too

[abstract geyser]

the story in scarlet is goated but the post game is ass because they want to make you buy dlc

[quick plover]

Never actually played it lol

[bright lake]

I keep cycling through games and going back to melee cause the skill cap and movement just feel so satisfying

[abstract geyser]

if you can get it secondhand i recommend giving it a shot

it’s buggy and ugly but it’s really fun

[twin swallow]

Enter The Gungeon gave more power to the inner masochist inside 10 year old me.

[quick plover]

I only care about the comp battling in pokemon nowadays tbh, but I might

[abstract geyser]

it really annoys me actually cause you can tell the devs put a lot of love into sv but it was so undercooked cause of the time pressure

[quick plover]

Etg is by far the hardest roguelike I’ve played to get into

Like to win your first etg run takes longer than any other rogue I’ve played

[abstract geyser]

very off topic but has anyone here played legends of runeterra

[twin swallow]

Mainly because of the bullet of the past.

[twin swallow]

What?

[bright lake]

Anyone played a dark room / the ensign on mobile? Excellent text based games with some roguelike elements, especially the ensign

[abstract geyser]

riot games deckbuilder

[quick plover]

Not even that, it’s just very hard to get used to how dodging mechanics works I feel, especially as an Isaac player who’s used to dodging with simple movement (which doesn’t work a lot of the time in gungeon, and rolling is your only option a lot of the time)

[abstract geyser]

i love deckbuilders and i love the lore in the actual league of legends universe but refuse to play league so i was wondering what legends of runeterra is like

[twin swallow]

I played Gungeon on a Nintendo Switch with drift on it.

[bright lake]

League is bad for emotional wellbeing lol

[twin swallow]

I got super cracked at Gungeon.

[quick plover]

I just play cod currently lol

[abstract geyser]

physical too

[quick plover]

Mostly zombies atm, have a few world records

[twin swallow]

Even when I replay it, I can get to floor 4 on my first try.

[bright lake]

Getting good at games is super satisfying unless it’s league, then it just makes you more miserable

[quick plover]

Oh yeah same now, I struggled for my first 100 hours then had an ‘I understand it now’ moment

[abstract geyser]

faker must have unlocked depression 2 atp

[quick plover]

I can kill lich fairly consistently now

[bright lake]

You guys should try the ensign on the App Store, such a well made mobile game

[quick plover]

Or csgo because there’s always some Russian 14 year old better than you

And I was CRACKED at csgo at one point

Like earning money cracked

[twin swallow]

Getting Gunslinger was so shite that it's the only I needed for 100% and I didn't have it.

[abstract geyser]

my ex (russian) has over 3000 hours in csgo

[quick plover]

3k is kinda low

[bright lake]

I mean by that metric lots of games would suck. I’m sure there are lots of 8 year olds that could mess me up in chess

[quick plover]

Which tells you how insane csgo players are

[bright lake]

Yeah 3k hours on a game that old isn’t crazy

[quick plover]

Most pros have 15k+

[twin swallow]

I read this as ex Russian and was so confused.

[abstract geyser]

he’s 20

[bright lake]

I have ~5k hours in smash melee

[quick plover]

Oh yeah for sure, but csgo has an insane skill ceiling compared to like warzone for instance

[abstract geyser]

idk when he started playing it but it’s half of his entire steam play time 😭

[bright lake]

Love high skill ceiling. If I had a better pc I’d probably try csgo

I have a CRT and hacked Wii instead of a nice PC

[twin swallow]

Any of you guys played The Last Spell?

[quick plover]

I wouldn’t recommend getting into csgo tbh, at this point it’s not worth it

And cs2 has a lot of issues

[bright lake]

What do you mean by not worth it? I just like to grind games and get good for my own satisfaction

I don’t intend to be the best in the world or anything. I suck at smash relative to how much time I have in it but irl tournaments are such a vibe

I just like to hang with the homies and have a good time

[abstract geyser]

anyone in this chat play fallout new vegas

that game scratches an insane completionist itch

[quick plover]

That’s fair, but csgo is a LONG grind to even get out of the lowest rank in the game

So don’t say I didn’t warn you 😂 I have 10k+ hours and barely made it to semi pro

[bright lake]

Am I weird for thinking that makes it more appealing? The same could be said for melee and I love that shit

[quick plover]

It’s definitely a fun game to be good at though

[lone orbit]

to be honest, people do and can like the grind

they want to feel like their getting better

[quick plover]

Nah that’s not weird, but I was playing nearly every day for 4 years when I was housebound with a disability

And now I’m better, I couldn’t imagine grinding it again

And nowadays I’m lowkey washed

[bright lake]

I like games that I can boot for 10-30 minutes a day and just solo practice movement or skills

I try to make myself a practice plan and stick to it when I really want to improve at a game

I also like to record my play and watch it back to find things to improve on

[quick plover]

Yeah csgo is a lot of individual practice

And it translates to nearly every other fps

There’s a reason most of the best valorant players are former cs players

[bright lake]

That’s exactly my kind of thing then, I’ll have to download it when I set up my pc finally

[quick plover]

And I’m pretty good at cod

[bright lake]

I’ve never been good at fps so it’s fun to grind and improve

[quick plover]

Just don’t say I didn’t warn you 😂 what region are you

Because region is a huge factor

[lone orbit]

and mostly because valorant is csgoverwatch

[bright lake]

Midwestern US

[quick plover]

Ok you’re in a welcoming region

[lone orbit]

i found that name somewhere and i'm going to call it that

[quick plover]

Eu is a hellhole with no exaggeration

Especially as a Brit

Because we have a bad rep

[bright lake]

EU toxicity, classic

[quick plover]

A simple mistake = someone throwing the entire game

[green pilot]

god I fucking hate britain

I done rolled terrible country rng

[quick plover]

same but only we are allowed to take the piss out of it

[green pilot]

real

[quick plover]

the second an american has a go at us i'll defend it

[green pilot]

LITERALLY

yeah

[quick plover]

saw an insta reel earlier where americans basically say things they don't like about us and one of them was our teeth, so i pointed out that we are literally better ranked on the world dental index than the US lmao

[green pilot]

yeah

[quick plover]

because the UK ain't good, but everything bad about living here is worse in the US

[green pilot]

teeth whitening is a lot more popular over there

[quick plover]

yeah their toothpaste is full of teeth whitners which aren't allowed over here

[green pilot]

they're not supposed to be fucking RGB 255,255,255 😭

[quick plover]

so our teeth naturally have a slight yellow tinge which is the natural colour of teeth, and bones for that matter

[green pilot]

yeah

we just have normal teeth bruh

[quick plover]

exactly lol

[gray harness]

lmao, i got ^3 as many brains as he has sun

[burnt owl]

Check out this sweet cooler

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

The god of death got kidnapped and put in a box, no one can die for 24 hours and dead people are brought back to life aslong as their body is intact. What do you wanna do in this time ?

[fiery grotto]

Jump off a bridge over and over

[glossy fulcrum]

Idk

[fiery grotto]

Id just live my normal life

[glossy fulcrum]

It says you cant die but it doesnt say you cant get hurt

If you do anything lethal you’d just be left crippled

[minor bridge]

Overthrow the US government, ez

[gray harness]

Suffer through the undying army of zombies :[

[tough pawn]

i've played my childhood flash games

i'm getting to plantin'

[tough pawn]

this guy gets it

[left flicker]

<@&1133519078540185692> bringing to your attention this suspiciously spambot-shaped group of users

[jade warren]

Thank you for the attention bringing

now for the gun bringing

sorted

[misty ore]

common joker moment

[brittle portal]

this is deadass just WARP Trains from ruina

but its 724 thousand days instead of 24 hours

[pearl flume]

You know what I find kind of dystopian ? That city folks can't see stars.

A fundemental part of our history, astronomy, guidance, culture, religion and natural beauty is unavailable yet most of us seem to not even notice it's gone.
Not even a hundred years ago a sky without stars would've been so wierd, now it's so common.

[minor bridge]

I live in the suburbs near a city and it's the worst, I was on a farm for a lot of my life and every time I look up I cry a little

[leaden quartz]

should i burn the pegi building

[vivid bronze]

Yesn't

[leaden quartz]

My dream Balatro anime crossover would be Sailor Moon at clubs, YuYu Hakusho at Spades, Dragon Ball at Diamonds, and One Piece at hearts

[minor bridge]

Dragon Ball at Diamonds has been my idea ong

Goku King, Chi Chi Queen, Gohan Jacks, all Buu saga

But my other animes were the same except it was JoJos on Spades

Being a dweeb is so cool

[vivid bronze]

Balatro has made so many good collabs I dunno what I'd ask for next time

[twin swallow]

Cookie Clicker?

Seems perfect.

[leaden quartz]

i love jojo but im not as much a fan of it as i love yuyu

[leaden quartz]

real

[frosty ledge]

i’m literally watching hunter x hunter rn. might rewatch yuyu after i finish hxh lol.

[leaden quartz]

i had trouble deciding between hxh and sm for clubs

just went with the more classic anime

[frosty ledge]

fair

[leaden quartz]

and also a nod to sm and yuyu's mangakas getting married

[frosty ledge]

although i wouldnt put one piece with those 4

[leaden quartz]

one piece is THE bestseller

what would you put instead

[frosty ledge]

yeah but it’s not as old as the others

hmm

InuYasha maybe?

[leaden quartz]

yess

would put rurokenshin but the creator ehhh

[frosty ledge]

yeah no thanks

i think dbz as diamonds, inuyasha as hearts, yuyu as clubs and sailor moon as spades.

although i would love to see a one piece theme, just maybe with anime that fit more with it.

[leaden quartz]

for round 2 wed have
naruto for diamonds
one piece for hearts
bleach or hxh for spades
idk what to put for clubs ehhh

[frosty ledge]

bleach for spades 100%

although i’d probably shy away from doing a big 3 themset simply because of the fourth suit.

[leaden quartz]

so what will u put for clubs

[frosty ledge]

idk

[leaden quartz]

btw sent ya a req and dms

[leaden quartz]

ciri from the witcher looks GORGEOUS man

[hardy mirage]

I don’t care much for The Witcher, but apparently they changed her entire bone structure and demeanour, which is odd

[dusty oasis]

I guess this is an off topic question but does balatro help any of you with anxiety?

[twin swallow]

For all of you people who have disdain for Pegi's decision on Balatro. Let me add more fuel to the fire.https://youtu.be/46MQ1ZMZ-l4?feature=shared

[twin swallow]

I dunno.

[dusty oasis]

Just for background on the question: I’m currently trying to quit smoking nicotine and I’m noticing that balatro has been helping me with the withdrawals a lot of times

[twin swallow]

Damn, this game really is special.

[dusty oasis]

I’m genuinely asking to see if somebody else has thought this as well just to make sure I’m not crazy for thinking that

Can one addiction neutralize another? Again, might be just me grasping at straws here

[vivid bronze]

I mean, it's still an addiction

It may be a less harmful addiction, but it's still an addiction

[bronze ice]

actually, a gaming addiction is much less harmful than a nicotine addiction as it's not chemically binding (working off dopamine instead)

aside from the obvious side effects of smoking

though I researched that like 4-5 years back so maybe don't take my word for it

[simple sigil]

A playing card and hanafuda hybrid

[dusty oasis]

True, but I would rather be a 10 year balatro addict than have a smoking addiction at this point in my life, out of all the games I played this is one I don’t need a “smoke break” in between runs.

[gray harness]

After getting very lucky by having the plant hero kill the zombie that was going to crash my game (pic 1), I slightly overkilled him

[summer kite]

Bro HOW is SKIBIDI TOILET being added to fortnite before tboi

[glossy fulcrum]

Because edmund has dignity

[tough pawn]

atleast hatsune miku will be there and right what that toilet has wronged

[glossy fulcrum]

MIKU?!!?!!

In FORTNITE

[twin swallow]

How would that even work as a skin?

[gray harness]

where is it tho

[surreal stratus]

i remember pvz heros

great game

cheating in a few million was also fun

[gray harness]

but what's more fun is the syndrome mod

[twin swallow]

Real game on the PS store.

[echo laurel]

People still play this game ????!!!

I loved this cardgame so much

[gray harness]

It is and there are even mods for it!

[echo laurel]

So cool, i'm playing on my phone tho

[gray harness]

Me too

[echo laurel]

Also I play ramp gargantua decks

We should play later

This game had so much potential

[tough pawn]

just watched whitepine 4, forgot how peak it was

white pine 4 spoilers
||"my dad says im too old to go out on my own"
3 minutes later
"yes i would like a detonator for my pipe bomb"||

[jagged dawn]

Polybius is real it's called Balatro

[supple lotus]

Is this game pronounced balAtro or bAlatro?

The clown actor in the live action ad pronounced it the second way. I always thought it was the first way

[tough pawn]

i say it balarbo

[glossy fulcrum]

I say balala

(Jokerpoker)

[gray harness]

gg, super brainz

[tough pawn]

i... 753 HEALTH????????

[gray harness]

Astro Vera increments max hp by 50 and heals 50

and Pear Paradise makes a copy on its lane and lanes next door

[open gorge]

Girls

[fiery grotto]

Anyone else's youtube being stupid and giving them ads on the video they are watching?

I even have adblock and I still get ads, and its just the ad of the video Im watching

then the ad gets skipped cause adblock, and I get softlocked

[celest zealot]

my youtube never had ads on my old computer for whatever reason i didnt have premium or adblocker or anything

but now that premium trial ended on this new one i now truly understand how annoying it is

[stiff tusk]

My yt is fine

[fiery grotto]

thats so strange

Literally all day I try to watch something, get an "ad", it tries to replay the video Im watching, adblock blocks it, and then I get softlocked

[gray harness]

at least you're doing your job

[bronze ice]

not exactly that but ye adblock got pretty weird on youtube for me

I had to just turn it off and accept the stupid ads

[fiery grotto]

The worst fate

[bronze ice]

youtube rolled out an anti ad block thing relatively recently so it's probably because of that

by recently I mean a month or two though

[fiery grotto]

For me its just been today I think? maybe yesterday but I dont rlly remember

[bronze ice]

btw does refreshing page work for you

that's what I had to do before

but I'd rather just have the ads run than my screen glitch out for a few secs and having to refresh page

[fiery grotto]

yeah

[pearl flume]

Please choose 3 fictional characters before clicking the black bar.

||Hug, Chat, Punch. Which one gets which action ?||

[tough pawn]

Almond (Cucumber Quest), Gingerbrave (Cookie Run) and Jade Harley (Homestuck)

||Hug Harley, Chat Almond, Punch Gingerbrave. jade's my favorite character in homestuck giving her a hug would be the best. i've been told i act a lot like almond so talking to her could be neat. sorry brave, you're the one i care about the least in those 3, you were just the second one that came to mind||

[dark token]

@gray harness why do you want wily jonkler gone

[gray harness]

because he's a disgrace, it's LocalHung's worst creation, he deserves to suffer through the deep pits of hell eternally, and I'd be there to laugh at his misery all the time

[dark token]

Captian Falcon, Brisket Guilty Gear, rick astley

shi

[tough pawn]

... what do you mean rick astley is fictional

[dark token]

Theres the real man himself, and then theres the being that exists in our minds, and only in our minds as a result of the rick roll

[gray harness]

wrong
i went back in time with penny and i erased his existence

[dark token]

thoughts become reality, wether we intend them to or not, such is the nature of the warp

[fiery grotto]

Harry potter, Hermione, and Ron

||Hermione punch, Harry hug, Ron chat. I might be wrong though since it has been many years ||

[fiery grotto]

Forgot to reply ^

[versed patrol]

||i picked all of triple baka i'm punching neru||

[split swallow]

Thanos, Dan Hibiki, and Clive Rosfield

||Hug Dan, I feel like something funny would come from doing it. Chat with Clive, I love Clive as a character, so chatting with him sounds awesome. And punch Thanos right in the balls, so I can give Ant-Man the perfect opportunity||

[stiff tusk]

Jimnbo

[shrewd raft]

Am I the only one with still working adblock

[shrewd raft]

Omg Homestuck fan

[leaden quartz]

i started playing slay the spire because of balatro

[fair violet]

down the roguelike rabbithole we go

have you played tboi? id say thats next

[leaden quartz]

im on android

[fair violet]

oh

[raven field]

Beware the pipeline isaac -> enter the gungeon -> spelunky -> hades

[forest rock]

The game feels so difficult

I stopped playing after never getting a win for some time

[steep crypt]

DID SOMEONE SAID HOMESTUCK

[raven field]

It's one of the easier roguelikes

[steep crypt]

https://media.tenor.com/QyJzPfwBTzQAAAAM/homestuck-jade-harley.gif

[fair violet]

easy to master hard to learn

[leaden quartz]

are any of the other games balatro collabed with on mobile

[steep crypt]

Jade my baby

[forest rock]

No way

I completed many

[raven field]

Something like that

Fair enough

[leaden quartz]

hlep

[raven field]

I think don't starve is

[leaden quartz]

what else

[raven field]

90% sure

[forest rock]

Hades is on iOS I think

[raven field]

Among us

[leaden quartz]

nonono im in android

[forest rock]

One good android game I know is slice and dice

[simple shale]

I love that we have free card reskins for the K Q J, but are full deck reskins a possibility? Maybe even as paid dlc?

[modern kestrel]

V1 Ultrakill, the Parkour Villain from Parkour Civilization, and Monkey buccaneer from btd6
Chat with V1 because I really don't want to hug or punch him, Chat with Parkour Villain and i guess I'll punch Monkey Buccaneer

[shrewd raft]

Omg jade

It's Jade Homestuck

[shrewd raft]

The Parkour Villain is ClownPierce

The Parkour Champion is Ajthebold

[steep crypt]

JADE MY BABY

[modern kestrel]

he parkour on my civilization till I jump for the beef

[tough pawn]

JADE!!!! :D

[hollow smelt]

Guys I'm going to break the server rules!1!1 breaks ALL of the server rules all over the place! Hahaha you can't stop me unless you can then please dont

[versed patrol]

@brittle portal yanagi where are you

[brittle portal]

out of bounds glitches <3

[sullen portal]

oh really

[misty ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kotaro-true-feel-feel-that-thats-true-gif-27702120

[hollow smelt]

D: Ruh roh!

[versed patrol]

anyways
-# im rly glad i got miyabi so i can run miyabi yanagi burnice aka lol get disordered aka triple baka

[brittle portal]

:c

i dont have burnice

:c

[versed patrol]

i have burnice :3

also if you really stretch it the hair colors match (miyabi's hair turn teal sometimes in battle)

[tacit canopy]

I got spelunky 2 yesterday and I can already get consistenly to the secind zone without the shortcut

And I think it's worth to do since you can get more money and items that you will for sure need

[fickle moon]

gulp

[warped flower]

can you believe it guys? christmas! just a week away! christmas is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. christmas just a week away! oh wow! can you believe it? christmas!

[fickle moon]

looks at beesmas yes im totally happy about it
totally...
...
h e l p

[tacit canopy]

What will happen at christmas?

[shrewd raft]

The spirit will be used

[errant lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/617061138877906944/1319018540183060560/RDT_20241218_063741.mp4?ex=67646f3e&is=67631dbe&hm=219e2ff3c16e87be409af1c2f74f53e004d5da7455e5e0bdee48ae5ca4285008&

[white crane]

https://m.twitch.tv/dragonmacww2137

[dense fjord]

#🎨・fan-art message

[errant lintel]

I'm stealing that

[dense fjord]

Memes are not property comrade

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-cat-sovicat-soviet-ussr-cat-gif-21826197

[twin swallow]

It's egg.

[wary hearth]

popcorn...

[dense salmon]

What do I select to have access to mature content/rating for everything

This wording is confusing

[twin swallow]

Localthunk put a Christmas hat on his pfp.

[fiery grotto]

True

[minor lance]

OH NO.

[gray harness]

i wonder what's your favorite videogame genre

[minor lance]

XD

[fiery grotto]

Nice

me when I crash 100s of times to get 600 sessions played:

[lone orbit]

here's a random question

which family feud set looked the best?

[visual sail]

😔

[glossy fulcrum]

Which is why negative tag sucks.

[fiery grotto]

negative tag is rlly good, when it isnt bad

hope that helps!

[visual sail]

dont gotta be so negative about it

[glossy fulcrum]

Hah.

[visual sail]

:3

[split swallow]

🥁

[vagrant forge]

someone give me some good (preferably singleplayer) games to get bc im bored rn lol

[glossy fulcrum]

Risk of rain 2

[crystal smelt]

celeste if you like platformer ig?

[earnest tusk]

geometry dash

lol

[gray harness]

pvz mods

[wheat coral]

https://s.team/y24/ggfnphvc?l=english

[leaden quartz]

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxNsH0Oag6NzhhzwzPELalAt6Esypf83Ol URGENT URGENT URGENT

[teal fjord]

Thank you balatro for introducing me to cyberpunk (Totally wasn't the other way around)

[split swallow]

Negative cavendish goes hard. Free mult, AND no joker slot taken up? Literally the best deal of all time

[timber oyster]

...until it dies right after the next round

[fiery grotto]

real

[versed patrol]

i once got a natneg cavvy that saved my blue deck gs run

[bronze condor]

Gamers I need a balatro vinyl that is just the main theme for like 1.5hrs

[split swallow]

I wouldn’t know. My luck is just better

[pearl flume]

Please choose a meal:

[fiery grotto]

I dont eat food

So none of the above 😭

Either pizza because of the crust or burger cause of the bun, but probably pizza for the crust

[final anchor]

tater, love a tater

🥔

Basically the same

[misty ore]

everything

[leaden quartz]

everything

[dense salmon]

Anyone here play attack on Titan VR?

[tough pawn]

saying this sentence to a 16th century peasant boy would cause him to have a heart attack

[tough pawn]

imma be completely honest with you chief i'm just going for the pizza

[glossy fulcrum]

Im a fan of curry

[tall sigil]

It's joever

(None of the games that I used to play are on here from last year)(this is a full 180)

Also half of those sessions were me booting it up to race my bf to see who could beat a deck quicker

[leaden quartz]

@versed patrol halloooo

2025 is about to be my roguelike arc

i think

[versed patrol]

heloooo

[leaden quartz]

played among us, it was crazy bugged

[fickle ridge]

One more day, and I can leave this game

[orchid pelican]

Year of balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

My most played was ror2 :3

[fickle moon]

listen we dont celebrate christmas here
and the pain is howling

[pearl flume]

||Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang Walla Walla bing bang||

[unkempt mortar]

coke or pepsi, or whichever drink you like more?

[unkempt mortar]

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bingbang

dododododo

[raven field]

eeby deeby

[unkempt mortar]

https://s.team/y24/hvvhchdv?l=english

blep

[full glade]

[unkempt mortar]

what do i call my attatta

rattata

@sand valley

[sand valley]

yatta

[unkempt mortar]

wanna just name pokemon witrh me?

what should i call my swinub

[sand valley]

JERMA

[raven field]

sussy man

[gray harness]

based name

[errant lintel]

Pork cutlet with rice

Love pork love cutlets, would be better with mashed potato but rice is also nice

[hollow smelt]

Woah

[glossy fulcrum]

Meow

[hollow smelt]

This kitty is sad, what will you do to cheer him up?

[glossy fulcrum]

Nothing 🖕

[hollow smelt]

D:

[wary hearth]

my first high card build... and likely first challenge win!

-# ||i know i should probably post in #🕹・game-discussion but i feel intrusive just posting in the middle of a potential conversation but i also don't wanna wait to see some window in the convo to post my cool run... i just hope y'all get me on that||

[grand quiver]

fucking 644k

wtf

am i looking at

lmao

[grand quiver]

im still new so idk whats good

[grand quiver]

yo

is this build fine or nah

cause im still tryna get a good build around flushes

[wary hearth]

photograph + chad isn't a too bad combo
2 polychrome jokers, so that's about x2.125 mult

[grand quiver]

i need to swap photo

[twin swallow]

#🕹・game-discussion , it's okay.

[grand quiver]

it act really early so it doesnt get a good multi

[wary hearth]

not bad, but flushes won't be holding you up forever
building up a lower-effort hand can get you pretty far
i've won quite a few runs with just pair/2pair

blue seals and telescope are your friend

[grand quiver]

im still new so idk what is good compaird to shit

i run space joker early into runs

for lvl

till ante 4-5 then swap it for like a photo/brain

[wary hearth]

i suggest grabbing director's cut the first chance you get, it's not very uncommon for a stray boss blind to screw you over with the build you have
say you got a build based of of using face cards (like the one i got right now) and the plant comes up (debuffs face cards if you didn't know), you can still reroll for a better boss

"steamcomuniity"

[final anchor]

[torn spoke]

I once dreamed jimbo somehow is next tekken guest character

[wary hearth]

i... fuckin'... whwar

and another one

and another one...

... yeah i think that's enough

[fiery grotto]

did you get the 400$ achievement?

[gray harness]

I think he's on the Rich get Richer challenge

[fiery grotto]

ohhh

I was wondering how they got so much money without any good jokers for money

[nova falcon]

someone wants to go on a call with me and help me play i just started?

[glossy fulcrum]

New player discovers the photograph + hanging chad combo

[wary hearth]

nuh uh!

[glossy fulcrum]

Oh

Not new player discovers the photograph + hanger chad combo

[fiery grotto]

I feel washed, I only have 250 hours in the game

[dense salmon]

suggestion plz, please anyone recommend any site for best Balatro tips and tricks (as Google wud gimme lotta sites)

I move channel to ask here

[twin swallow]

I don't know one but you can check Balatro University on YouTube or his Twitch drspectred.

[dense salmon]

ah... I prefer reading to watching

[twin swallow]

#1314331486262132796 message there's also this document for endless.

We also have a Fandom Wikipedia.

https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Balatro_Wiki

[dense salmon]

I see 'seeded' and i'm not sure i'm playing seeded or unseeded

[twin swallow]

You're probably playing unseeded if you are not entering in seeds before your run.

[wary hearth]

you can also tell whether the run is seeded or not just by checking the menu any point in the run, it should show the seed that was entered anyways

[dense salmon]

it's unseeded now

i'm even yet to win any run!

[gray harness]

Only? I barely got >120

[fiery grotto]

I mean you could get 250 hours in the first month of the game releasing

and its basically been 10 months

[hard frigate]

Finally won my first game!

[gray harness]

Congratulations!

[hard frigate]

I was excited love this game!!!

[wild mountain]

I am never going to financially recover from this (bundled shipping cost with a friend)

[twin swallow]

When he wins he says "You were bluffing too?"

[dapper echo]

So exited for slay the spire 2

[wary hearth]

what the hell man...

[static spade]

Friendship with two pair ended now high card is my best friend

[blissful shuttle]

Did you guys see jimbo on Tik tok?

[dense salmon]

FINALLY

[fickle ridge]

GG

[sick tangle]

first win is so satisfying

[fickle ridge]

Also I see you got lucky with a soul, damn

[dense salmon]

very lucky

[fickle ridge]

Nice

Feels good to see a soul

[dense salmon]

also, 1st time to unlock Ceres

[glossy fulcrum]

Wait till he discovers pair

[static spade]

Pair is for quitters

High Card all the way

[glossy fulcrum]

?

Pair is the best hand in the game

Smh

[honest hull]

ermmm i think you mean royal flush !

[glossy fulcrum]

Not even remotely

[static spade]

Until I hit the Eye

[glossy fulcrum]

They dont happen enough to be the best

[static spade]

And then I'm fuuuuucked

[honest hull]

nah

[glossy fulcrum]

Straight flush is strong it just rarely ever happens consistently

[shrewd raft]

Straight*

[glossy fulcrum]

Nope

[shrewd raft]

Yope

[wary hearth]

honestly i tried doing a couple high card runs, it's not a terrible choice but it's hard to work with in the beginning
i think pair's starting 2 mult is easier to work with imo

[wary hearth]

...how so?

[shrewd raft]

Straights are(I feel) the perfect balance between power and consistency

You don't have to sell your soul in order to have enough luck for a run where you get them every blind

And they're powerful enough to solo if you know what you're doing

[wary hearth]

guess idk what to do with it considering i haven't done a straight run

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #950
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
https://GuessThe.Game/p/950

[lusty birch]

calm luh lucky clover manipulation

[fiery grotto]

Bro I died to a boss in StS by 3 hp

[lusty birch]

should’ve had baron and mime replace juggler and gros michel

i would say perkeo but i don’t wanna replace jimbo

[fiery grotto]

BUH

[echo path]

should have been aicnent joker instead of juggler...

[solid schooner]

What game?

[fiery grotto]

Ballionaire

just released 9 days ago and its rlly fun

[solid schooner]

How much money?

[fiery grotto]

uhhhhhhh a bit less than balatro I believe

around 10usd?

Anyways I did a bit of overkill

[final sable]

Allegory for Capitalism

[fiery grotto]

greenhouse?

[final sable]

Was earlier this day but it was either greenhouse or investment bonk + holder boon shenanigans

Possibly both

Well, lots of xMult surrounding a big passive generator either way

[lone orbit]

does it go into scientific notation

[fiery grotto]

Nope

Even when you have hundreds of digits it never changes XD

[echo path]

i saw someone say that they had like a billion of something, they showed the number and it was 1e45

insane

how do you thonk a billion and 1e45 are nearly the same thing??

[echo path]

[gritty hinge]

this is mr. meat

you may ask who he is

[modern heart]

I HATE THAT HAT SO MUCH

but i respect the vision

[fiery grotto]

Yippeeeeee StS spoilers kinda... Maybe... Idk

[errant lintel]

The salami lid

(won't fit)

[leaden quartz]

What games have you started playing in 2024? For me it's Slay the Spire and Balatro.

[fiery grotto]

Uh, same and also Ballionaire, Dungeon Clawler demo, Moon Watch, Star Vaders, Rack and Slay

[gray harness]

Balatro, Peglin, Dungeons and Degenerate gamblers, Rack and Slay
sadly, the last 2 I only tried their demos. I'd love to experience the full game, ngl

[dense salmon]

Whats peglin

[gray harness]

Peggle but you kill enemies instead of clearing the board

[dense salmon]

Peggle my beloved

Might as well check it out

[tough pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

MR MEAT!!!!

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

Given that fashion trends weren't a thing what would you want to wear day to day ?
Ex: Full metal armour, Tophat and suit, baggy trousers and hoodies, ect.

[timber oyster]

laughs in Mr. Bones

[split swallow]

But have you lived for 25% of your life for mr bones to trigger against the grenade?

[timber oyster]

I doubt I could live beyond 100 years so yes

[split swallow]

You better remember this day that you cheated death when you live to 105

[tough pawn]

catch me pulling up to the party in the

(my cucumber quest addiction is still going strong)

[fickle moon]

current progress so far

my soul is begging for mercy rn

and my laptop
which, side note: why did roblox chose the most laggy games imaginable

[latent bluff]

love when I don't get my option

[sand valley]

Communist Bazaar

[latent bluff]

soviets have great backline I just didn't draw my win con

[raven field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-wtf-cat-shocked-shocked-cat-gif-16097802352571672167

[leaden quartz]

how do you install exes without admin pin

[minor bridge]

Nothing

Also fashion trends don't hold me back from wearing what I want lol, money is

[fickle ridge]

It has been done. 1000 wordles played finally

[visual sail]

jimbo fit

With the hat

[plush sonnet]

Plain color t shirt plain color sweatpants and a coat
If I was rich I'd wear a suit everywhere

[pearl flume]

Would you punch your best friend in the face as hard as you can a million dollars ?

[pearl flume]

...cHkn ?

[gray harness]

Of course, no hesitation

[spiral venture]

@neon mantle whats up, just wanted to say no updates what so ever on my "bug" and i dont know why this happens, i guess it makes a bit sense with hardware exceleration or smth? (idk how to write that word) is there anything you know maybe or someone else?

and its just stupid

it works fine if i change 1 of my settings for like a bit and then the fps drop to idk 50 or smth (i dont have fps thing open)

[neon mantle]

it could just be related to your system in general

[spiral venture]

hm

could be

[spiral venture]

but what would it affect?

[neon mantle]

hard to fix a bug when it can't be reproduced... it does suck though, and i am sorry you are still dealing with that

[spiral venture]

yeah

i mean i could show it and settings however you like (if my sensetive info stays private or isnt show)

[tough pawn]

shush mom i'm learning something important

[spiral venture]

is there like literally nothing i, you or even the dev can do?

[neon mantle]

Like I mentioned, it sounds like this is a problem related to your hardware/system, so I am not sure anyone would be able to help you with this problem

[spiral venture]

okay thanks anyway i will try to look into it

[neon mantle]

You can try doing a full re-install of windows maybe? a bit dramatic of a step, but it could be OS-related?

[spiral venture]

maybe

i have like 0 clue

[neon mantle]

i think it is some kind of hardware issue, though, so I am not sure that will help

[spiral venture]

yeah idk

maybe next year i will do a reset (haha joke)

[neon mantle]

sorry dude 😦

[spiral venture]

oh no dont worry

[fierce bolt]

Ouch. Technical issues I presume?

[spiral venture]

i have no clue why balatro is like that maybe Localthunk knows something but i am certain he wont its just so weird and random

[spiral venture]

yeah very weird ones

[fierce bolt]

Strange

[spiral venture]

you looked the chat through?

i just get 30fps very weird

[fierce bolt]

I scrolled through and saw something about a bug

[spiral venture]

yeah i dont know if its a bug

but like

my game just after playing for 2 minutes, caps at 30 fps and no this is not because my hardware sucks

also werid thing is

everytime i change something in the settings (literally nearly anything) it works fine for 2 minutes and then caps at 30 fps again

and i tried some different settings

but didnt work

maybe balatro doesnt take as much power from my pc as it can or should?

[spiral venture]

you know anything about that?

[fierce bolt]

Sadly, I do not

[spiral venture]

damn

i would actually like to ask localthunk but i dont wanan ping him

[neon mantle]

yeah, please don't

[spiral venture]

yeah thought so

is there like a way in the settings where you can cap power and like computer usage of a porgramm and/or uncapp it?

[neon mantle]

I don't think so. I know that this issue is really burdemsome for you, but we might need to cap the discussion on it here for now. Don't want to turn this channel into technical support for one person. If anyone happens to swing by and have an idea, they can feel free to chime in, but I think we have exhausted all options that I can think of for now.

[spiral venture]

yeah okay thank you very much i appreaciate it and yes it is burdemsome but oh well i guess i will try some minor things like reinstall or something. hope you the best though

or i guess wish you the best

[fiery grotto]

So real

[fiery grotto]

Ill ask Mathisfun since hes good with technical stuff but like you said its very random and no body else has the problem

[spiral venture]

yeah, well i guess its not random just really weird but thank you and how is Mathisfun? haha sorry i am quiote new

[fiery grotto]

you mean who? Hes been around since the september demo like me if not earlier and over the years has been in the technical side of the community and bugs. If I ever have a tech problem, I just go bug them till its solved

oh and they created the Cryptid mod which is the most popular Balatro mod to date

[spiral venture]

ohhh thatsa smart and nice

[spiral venture]

yoooo yeah i probably wanna mod balatro soon too would be nice haha

but thanks write me when he writes back

in which time zone is he living or like where does he live

(country)

or idk

sorry

[fiery grotto]

est

[hollow smelt]

Should I get cheese sticks (12 of them) or a big slice of pizza

[spiral venture]

so he is german?

[fiery grotto]

No XD

[spiral venture]

no

nvm

hahaha

german ist CEST

idk why it says here

well 11:21 am

[fiery grotto]

get as many cheese sticks as humanly possible

[spiral venture]

both and the put some cheese sticks on the pizza and keep others for later