🃏・off-topic

[fickle moon]

you
cause despite everything, its still you

[bronze ice]

I'd argue mostly your mind

your body is also a crucial part but at the smallest, fundamental scale you need and only need the mind

[tough pawn]

too early to talk philosophical

[brittle portal]

nothing

[dusty patrol]

Ong

[lone orbit]

gambling

[dusty patrol]

Is that game good?

[lone orbit]

are you a fan of gacha games and cookies

[dusty patrol]

Cookies yes, gacha don't know what that is

[gilded ore]

You ever opened booster packs?

Where only in a few reprints there are higher chances of you pulling something actually useful?

Basically that

[dusty patrol]

Like in balatro?

[gilded ore]

Irl

But Balatro sorta works sometimes as an example

[dusty patrol]

Ah bet that sounds fun

[gilded ore]

You just open up, and then just roll to see what you get

And these games are all about just gambling and then building the important character of the week

Especially cookie run kingdom

Got even more p2w than any other gacha LMAO

Needing to redo the whole stars farming alongside new resources to even upgrade them

At least I got a Cotton cookie to max mastery 🔥

That's all I ever wanted from this game

Joined in her banner, left after I was done grinding for her maximum potential

[brittle portal]

crk's gacha is worse than genshin?

[gilded ore]

I mean it doesn't lock characters whose banner has passed so no it is better

With how low the chances are they are still practically unobtainable

But you can at least not need to have people crying over not having one character that came out 192827737472828 years ago

[brittle portal]

shenhe when

[gilded ore]

Or crying over said character returning and letting people have fun with the game

That dammed ghost girl's fans were so annoying like wdym you are mad she's obtainable again

[ivory kindle]

Gambling with real or fake money

Sometimes fake money gotten through real money

[ivory kindle]

What do you even do in the game?

[gilded ore]

Cookies run to their destination

I think you are overestimating how complex games can be

[lone orbit]

except crk is debately taking a page out of genshins book now

beast rarity characters aren't available in standard banners at first
(they're added in after that banner ends(

[gilded ore]

That's why I say it's basically as unobtainable as non banner character on Genshin but technically doable

[gilded ore]

Don't recite the old magic to me witch

I was there to see it

Fucking

Did they nerf the red siren already

[lone orbit]

more specific

[gilded ore]

Or is she still op after making the game unplayable

[lone orbit]

burning spice? mystic flour?

[gilded ore]

Oh them

Yeah

[lone orbit]

burning spice was debately underpowered

my man gets countered by an epic

[gilded ore]

I'm not playing rn did they kill the red siren's viability already?

[lone orbit]

no

though comps do exist without mystic flour

[gilded ore]

Good I can keep spreading the p2w allegations

[lone orbit]

and they do work well

[gilded ore]

It's unbeatable with her still existing

[lone orbit]

debately you might not need need mystic flour anymore

she has a big survivability problem and thats actually really relevant now

[gilded ore]

Nah don't backpedal now

[lone orbit]

im just saying the state of the meta overall

[gilded ore]

But yeah just slightly better than normal gacha games that lock characters into their respective banners because you can technically pull them in the default one

Good luck with them watered down chances after they release another overpowered one though

But a chance is still better than no chance

[lone orbit]

all of the beasts are releasing in 2025 so

power creep is going hard

in fact third one is confirmed for 4th anniversary

aka around January 19th, 2025

[gilded ore]

A CHANCE IS BETTER THAN NO CHANCES AT ALL

Jjk phantom parade better still

At least commons are actually useful

[lone orbit]

funny

[gilded ore]

And you don't need 20 repeats to max them out

And 60 to max them out even harder

Just 5 and can get them in any banner

[gilded ore]

Looking at you mastery star system...

[lone orbit]

oh yeah shoutout to crk's ancient+ controversy

to this day I still call dark cacao awakened dca+

[oak citrus]

Pass me down a crayon and I'll draw a mighty oak, if you know what I'm sayin'

[molten yacht]

Haiii

[dry sparrow]

Cookie run has a community built on [UH-OH!]ography

[lone orbit]

welcome to the internet

have a look around

[dry sparrow]

everything that brain of yours can think of can be found

we've got mountains of content

some better, some worse

if none of it's of intrest to you

you'd be the first!

[lone orbit]

now im not about to sing it

[dry sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-among-us-sus-gif-26458977

[oak citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-among-us-sus-gif-26458977

[glad ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-among-us-sus-gif-26458977

[gilded ore]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-among-us-sus-gif-26458977

[fiery grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-among-us-sus-gif-26458977

[glad ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-among-us-sus-gif-26458977

[gilded ore]

Hey gang, clownposter here

I am about to ask for a commission of the clown

But this time with him in casual clothes

Like so

Any suggestions of good outfits/poses?

Ik the balatro server has got some takes on fashion

[oak citrus]

Baggy. Pants. Tucked. Into. Boots

[visual sail]

comically large white tshirt and comically large basketball shorts (or sweatpants)

jacket around the waist holding it up as well

[gilded ore]

He's old but not that old, man... 💔

[visual sail]

im 14 and thats what i wear at school D:

[oak citrus]

Baggy sweatpants in loose boots, jacket tied around the waist. Big t-shirt. Throw a cuffed beanie on there and its a vibe

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #918
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
https://GuessThe.Game/p/918

[carmine seal]

#GuessTheGame #918

🎮 🟥 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

#RookieGuesser
https://GuessThe.Game/p/918

Should’ve got that in one

[pearl flume]

Hey, is 300+ Ms a good thing or

[slender hearth]

If thats game ping no thats horrible

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #919
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/919

[visual sail]

I've played .io games with 1600 ping once 😭

[hidden viper]

Hello everyone, I have a problem with the game, when I start it there is a black screen instead of the game, but there are sounds.

[fiery grotto]

Search in bug reports for a similar report and try to figure out what you did similar, or if there is a solution

[hidden viper]

Sorry, I don't know English, where can I look at ways to fix the game?

[fiery grotto]

There arent really ways to search for besides communicating with people like right now but in a bug report. I understand thats kinda hard with not speaking english

Actually if you can understand and follow this you can probably fix it https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1203455376704413796

Maybe not since someone else tried it and didnt work so you might just have to wait for fixes in 2025 😭

[hidden viper]

I found out that the problem may be with the drivers on the video card

I'll try to solve the problem

thanks for your help dear friend

I solved the problem, all that remains is to update the drivers

[hidden viper]

thank you for your responsiveness

[fiery grotto]

👍alright thats good

[fiery grotto]

I had nothing to do during lunch so its not like it took away my time

[tidal halo]

Dimensionals early access just dropped and it’s SO GOOOD

[fiery grotto]

#📢・announcements message Sadly animal well is also an option. It makes me have to actually pick D:

I picked Balatro when it wasnt with animal well but animal well when it was with Balatro, because it is one of if not my favorite game Tyler has played (Inscryption is slightly higher in my opinion) but its very close

[unreal elbow]

Balatro needs to win all 5 noms.....

Flushfive2024

[fiery grotto]

I think Balatro was in its prime for me the 7 days after the full release came out

[oak citrus]

I think balatro will be in its prime when it's offered in Amazon's stores

[gray harness]

finally

[fiery grotto]

Maybe when the game finally gets a new update I will be happy again

[runic kiln]

play Cryptid

[gray harness]

ah, sometimes i wish my pc was able to handle balatro alone without overheating

or crashing

[night knot]

Are there other games that I should play if I like Balatro? Slay the Spire, Hades, Stardew, Binding of Isaac, are all on my list already but any else that are similar?

Vamp Survivors also I’ve played

[fiery grotto]

I wasnt much of an StS fan but mightve just been me liking breaking games with bugs

games I did like however are Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers, Ballionaire (Soon to full release but demo has been stopped), Dungeon Clawler (also close to full release), Meme Mayhem, Backpack Hero, Pip My Dice, and Rack and Slay

[night knot]

Balluonsire and dungeon clawler looks dope

[fiery grotto]

Tbh I havent played the latest versions of Dungeon Clawler so Im waiting for the full release to get back into the game

[dusty patrol]

Hades is gas!!! Try it out! BoI is about to get an update with multiplayer... Though you should just try out the original version before buying the like 60 dollar game. Slay the Spire is gas! Try Inscryption, if you have money. Addicting games are also wildfrost or cobalt core

All of those games have a lot of mods ('cept Hades and inscryption) if you're into that

[fiery grotto]

Inscryption is rlly good if you havent already seen the story

Hades I havent played but my older brother and other Balatro friend have said its pretty good so do with that as you will

[tidal halo]

any of my balatro friends really like Saturday morning cartoons?

Early access for Dimensionals just dropped today and it’s beyond incredible

if you have a mutual server with me (besides balatro) just trust me on this one guys… get the game

Party-skills-synergy turn based with a campaign and roguelite modes, it’s so so good

[fiery grotto]

I have 5 mutual servers XD

The art looks like my style and gameplay looks half my style

if it was free or at least a decent bit cheaper Id get it but not rn. But if there is ever a bigger sale for christmas sounds like fun

[bleak portal]

chat is weird al peak or nah

[livid pendant]

i ❤️ albuquerque

[subtle wadi]

anyone online care to help me download some mods?

[static narwhal]

Balatro GOTY nomination is crazy

No wonder it inspires me so much to make my own game 😶

[visual sail]

if you mean balatro mods you could ask #⚙・modding-general

[tough pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[hollow smelt]

AHHHHH BIG BOUL OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY SINGLE MORNING

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

Given that time and money were not a concern, what weapon (non firearm) would you want to learn and master ?

[uneven lark]

I like axes. I don't know why I find them cooler than other blades. I'd say I'd learn to wield one of those long axes, the ones with long, tall blades

[tough pawn]

baba spotted

[gray harness]

no, that's Me

[tough pawn]

the game baba spotted

[glossy fulcrum]

Me is You?

[visual sail]

No, the game is called baba is you

[gray harness]

jesus christ...

[fiery grotto]

Small numbers

[gray harness]

i know as the numbers are rapidly ascending after a golden cookie

[fiery grotto]

I found a game at school called Dodecadragon on galaxy.click and have spent around 8 hours now and Im maybe halfway through the game?

Maybe less

[gray harness]

oh my god the season switcher is truly a game changer

[fiery grotto]

For reference, I have just recently hit e10000 gold

[modern heart]

Gnorp Apologue is a decent incremental game

[gray harness]

soooo a golden cookie gave the ×777 click power effect and...

[fiery grotto]

Still only 5.5 times more

[gray harness]

yeah but i only started playing a bit less than 4 months ago

lol im earning over 1 level of ascension per second

[fiery grotto]

Nice

[gray harness]

was i supposed to get more auras

[modern heart]

you get more

[gray harness]

I know, but I was joking that I got here without getting any other auras

[gray harness]

wtf was that gif

[neon mantle]

that's a good question, but out of context it seemed iffy so it is gone

[gray harness]

Well, thank you for your service

[lone orbit]

sorry for posting the gif

[oak citrus]

I didn't see it, but it must have been. pretty cheesy

[radiant linden]

Your bad at cookie clicker

Iam the cookie clicker god

Rookie numbers

Your numbers are nothing

Pathetic

Iam cookie jesus

You are nothing

You dont even deserve to play cookie clicker

Iam disappointed

How can one be bad at cookie clicker

smh

[radiant linden]

yes

@gray harness iam dissapointed in you

[radiant linden]

damn i just got a W combo

[tough pawn]

ok well can we not say it like this cause this feels extremely demeaning

[radiant linden]

you dont understand

my life is cookie clicker

[radiant linden]

iam the cookie person

iam made of cookies

[tough pawn]

how many ascensions are you at?

[radiant linden]

idk if i should ascend rn

[tough pawn]

ok i will admit that is pretty good actually

[radiant linden]

i think im gonna do it

[tough pawn]

have you not been following the ascension guide?

[radiant linden]

no

only the garden guide

ascended

[tough pawn]

valid tbh, i use it myself cause i wanna get ascensions out of the way

rn i'm trying to get endless cycle

[radiant linden]

ohh k

wait do you have the leaderboard mod

[tough pawn]

nah i play classic browser cookie clicker

[radiant linden]

ohh

why not buy on steam

[tough pawn]

i mean i do actually have it on steam but i'm too lazy to export save lmao

[radiant linden]

just do it dude

you get mods achivements

cloud save

[tough pawn]

alright fair point, when i get my computer back (gosh darn shared custody) i'll switch from browser to steam

[radiant linden]

k nice

you should get the leaderboard mod

it makes sure your not cheating or anything

then u go on global leaderboard

[tough pawn]

interesting

i'm probably not that high anyway

[radiant linden]

k

btw what do you run

?

idk what i should use

[tough pawn]

i think i'm at like 2 trillion total ascension points

[radiant linden]

ohh ok

[tough pawn]

i run Rocket and Prism tho i'm pretty sure it's not optimal

[radiant linden]

nice thats what i normally use to

[tough pawn]

before i used to use Prism and You but now i realize i don't really need to boost wrinklers that much yet

[radiant linden]

k wrinklers get very important

[tough pawn]

so i've heard, something about them popping into way more cookies than they eat

[radiant linden]

yes

also shiny wrinklers

those are insane

one in 2k

[tough pawn]

honestly i'm only popping them to et shiny wrinklers lol

[radiant linden]

they took me 240 days to get a full team of

with optimal stuff

[tough pawn]

haven't gotten one y- A FULL TEAM????

[radiant linden]

xd

it takes awhile

but its worth

also im so close

almost all achivements

[tough pawn]

damn

[radiant linden]

btw that play time is not accurate

i have way more from browser

[tough pawn]

i think i'm only at like 400 achievements or something

[radiant linden]

ohh nice

400 thats not bad

[tough pawn]

• 9 shadows

[radiant linden]

uhh lemme check my shadows

wow only 3

atleast i dont have the cheater shadow one

it also checks for that the leaderboard

yo W 650# global leaderboard

[tough pawn]

true neverclick, her likeness, god complex, add-on, CCTA (i only added 1 to my score, i didn't cheat anything else i just want to 100%), all 3 speed bakings and the 1/1000000 one

no wait that's 8, which one am i forgetting

[radiant linden]

oh nice

i dont want the cheater achivement

cause like i cant prove

i only did 1 score

[tough pawn]

oh dang i guess i'm not getting on the leaderboard

[radiant linden]

hmm maybe idk

idk if it checks that

like if u did 1

[tough pawn]

i'm pretty sure there's a console command on browser that just gives it to you anyway

take a screenshot of that and send it to the leaderboard people and maybe they'll let it slide idk

[radiant linden]

hmm maybe

damn im going down on leaderboard rn

[tough pawn]

but it's fine if you don't wanna risk it, i get it

[radiant linden]

yeah i dont want that

cause i dont get alot of cookies rn

oh i know why my garden is empty

[tough pawn]

you just ascended no?

[radiant linden]

yes

its also that tho

oh i dont have the cookies lol

i need a good wizard combo then

[tough pawn]

or you can get that rare wrath cookie that sets your cps to 0, that's a good one for the garden

[radiant linden]

ohh yeah

[tough pawn]

or you can just sell most of your stuff except for a farm, they don't do much cps anyway compared to everyone else

[radiant linden]

still more than your lifetime earnings xd

[tough pawn]

what is that not in e notation

[radiant linden]

wait lemme turn it off

there

[tough pawn]

oh nah that's a quindecillion i can make that im pretty sure

[radiant linden]

ohh k

OHH YEAH

you said ascensions

i thought u had 2t cookies xd

[tough pawn]

ah yeah no i'm pretty farther than that

[radiant linden]

yeah

also its been so long since the last update

like when is another one gonna come out

we need minigames for all 20 towers

[tough pawn]

actually i heard another one is pretty close, the factory is getting a dungeon-crawler-esque minigame

[radiant linden]

ohh cool

[tough pawn]

i'm pretty sure some screenshots are on the cookie clicker wiki if you wanna check it out

[radiant linden]

yes wrinklers finnaly

[radiant linden]

yeah

[tough pawn]

also a bunch of stat blocks lol

[radiant linden]

i cant find it

there it is

yoo thats sick

i hope it releases before 2025

[tough pawn]

well don't get your hopes up, we're nearing the end of november

[radiant linden]

finnaly

i cant wait for december

i love snow

[tough pawn]

me too, especially for the christmas cookie clicker season :p

(that's a joke there's many better reason why i love winter)

[radiant linden]

why

just use season changer

[tough pawn]

yeah but that's 24 hours, you get like a week when it's actually that time

[radiant linden]

i should stop trying

[tough pawn]

are you buying low and selling high

[radiant linden]

no

[tough pawn]

(low being under 10 bucks and high being 120+)

[radiant linden]

im buying high and selling low

[tough pawn]

that's the main strategy you should follow in the stock market

[tough pawn]

no wonder you're profits are going down the drain

[radiant linden]

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-homer-simpsons-gif-13457619

what do you think will win game of the year

[glad ruin]

balatro

[radiant linden]

oh yeah of course

[tough pawn]

what are the nominees again? i know of course there's balatro but i wanna know the other ones

[radiant linden]

i forgot we were in balatro server xd

im rooting for wukong

lol

[tough pawn]

this is funny but you should probably not spam polls

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Idea: A massive labyrinth that no one has ever fully explored, they say the walls shift and moves and that there is a beast of unknowable proportions deep within.

When you finally get to the center of the labyrinth you find a giant head of a snake and the walls slithers to reveal that the snake was both the monster and the labyrinth the whole time.

[pearl flume]

Please choose an antagonist or villain before clicking the black bar.

||If they were real, could humanity defeat them ?||

[bronze ice]

doofenshmirtz ||ye...||

[split swallow]

Dutch Van Der Linde

||nah, he’s far too charismatic. He just needs some more money, nothing wrong with that||

[tough pawn]

Noisemaster Cucumber Quest
||that is a damn good question. only reason his plan didn't work was because a higher being stopped him. if that higher being ain't here, we's doomed dawg||

[jade warren]

I concur

[hollow smelt]

Gustavo fring

||Depends on how many people :3||

[visual sail]

Plankton

||tasty snack||

[visual sail]

Forgot to reply ^^

[orchid pelican]

Frieza

[glossy fulcrum]

Absolutely not

(Kyubey)

[gray harness]

im getting 7 levels per second lmao

[gray harness]

Mr Boss guy

||Absolutely yes, his zombies barely do anything and we just need melons, corn, cabbages, jalapenos, shrooms and ice to defeat them||

[gray harness]

but if we do, then no more balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

We elect a new thunk to inherit balatro

[split swallow]

Thunk can choose his favorite Playstack employee to carry on his legacy

[visual sail]

we need thocallunk to take over

[languid shadow]

||I chose Bowser and this is actually a very tough one, buuuut I think humanity would be too focused on killing each other to worry about Bowser's minions||

[glossy fulcrum]

||movie bowser was a beast, i doubt he’d survive a nuclear bomb tho if it came down to that||

[visual sail]

||just tell the italian plumbers of our planet to go step on him with mushrooms or smth||

[fiery grotto]

XD

[pale pivot]

I love being a transsexual and also I love playing Balatro!

[pearl flume]

Sleeping on an idea is like rolling a dice.

There's a chance you'll forget about it or wake up with that idea and a clear head to think it through.

You could roll a nat 1, have a nightmare and forget the idea ever existed and take mental damage
Or
You could roll a nat 20, dream about your idea, and wake up with the perfect version of it.

[fiery grotto]

So real omg

Some times I wake up and forget I told myself to fill my water bottle in the morning, and on nat 1s I get barely any sleep and forget my whole lunch

And on some days I imagine nice moments with friends or use to be friends

I wonder if death is just a casino where you roll 20s for the dream of the day and have to deal with whatever you get

[split swallow]

I feel like rolling a nat 1 is having a nightmare and being unable to forget it

[fiery grotto]

I had that happen also when the granny game was popular

Probably why I dislike horror games more than most people

[split swallow]

I have multiple nightmare that I remember really well, but no fun dreams

[fiery grotto]

Rip

[tough pawn]

that's why i note down the stuff i remember first thing in the morning

i have a list of like 10 dreams in my notes app

they'll never be balala - joker poker

[fiery grotto]

The admins advice not posting about knockoff games as to not give attention

[gray harness]

Hey, we're not supposed to show any rip-off, you should just report them to playstack or whoever the publishers are

[keen arrow]

Oh okay

[fiery grotto]

its probably fine to do it every once in a while since it has been months since the previous though. Im not 100% sure what they agree with though

[vast ledge]

I'm doing my part

[keen arrow]

Gotta get in on that doddering old grandmother cash

[fiery grotto]

me personally I find it very funny and even used it in a presentation on why you shouldnt pirate games in school XD

[gray harness]

"Four of a kind" shows straight

[keen arrow]

Is there an email I can send it to?

Because honestly that’s just scummy

[fiery grotto]

My best idea is dm someone like smithbodie (the person in the announcement page) and they can talk to you further about it

If you find out more of what they want it would be nice to know there standing on the issue so I know how to better talk about it because it has only happened once iirc

[gray harness]

i just checked the play store and i noticed that there isn't any balatro rip-off!

[fiery grotto]

Nice

[gray harness]

(or at least I didn't see any after scrolling pretty far)

there's just a Shotgun King rip-off lmao

[keen arrow]

Apple App Store isn’t really well regulated

[fiery grotto]

I recently rewatched Aliensrock play the game

[keen arrow]

But I have the link to the app and screenshots to it

[gray harness]

hmmm, maybe i should get it, it seems pretty fun

[keen arrow]

It’s actually kinda crazy how quickly they can deploy knockoffs like this but I guess that’s the power of pre-made assets

[fiery grotto]

I think its around the same thing as Rack and Slay, though the interaction of "Every buff you get also gives the enemy a buff" is very cool

[gray harness]

Yeah, I liked that mechanic

[fiery grotto]

Its the cool thing that makes it unique

Also its chess related so that also made it unique

[keen arrow]

Gonna hop into a Poker table with all my Balatro knowledge

[gray harness]

nvm there are 2 rip-offs of Shotgun King in the play store

[keen arrow]

“Wait why are you not giving me a Joker I can use? Where’s my chip multiplier??”

[gray harness]

"what do you mean i can't play stones?"

[keen arrow]

“What do you mean I can’t use Tarots? Is this a Tarotless challenge run?”

[fiery grotto]

"Wdym I cant use this dead body to survive the round?"

[split swallow]

I’m going to slam a rock on a poker table and tell them to give me 50 chips

[keen arrow]

Putting a Cavendish banana on the poker table

[gray harness]

ah yes, i will bring a rocket to the poker table so i can get +1$

[keen arrow]

Bringing someone’s four fingered chopped up hand to the table

[fiery grotto]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1165794376874725447 heres more funny jokers btw

[gray harness]

no, the play is to chop off one of your fingers

[hasty light]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1586860/Bonesaw/

Steam

Bonesaw

Bonesaw: Gambling Severed Fingers!Your goal is to eliminate both of your opponents' hands to save yourself from eternal damnation. This is the Devil's game, and he's out to claim your soul... and your fingers! The Saw: Unnerving and CruelAdding fear and chaos to the mix, the saw is part of a bloodthirsty contraption that punishes players by cutt...

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[pearl flume]

My world's on fire, how about yours ?

[mental viper]

Meow

[left fox]

:з

[mental viper]

:3

[left fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263816680073592842/1263817273202839573/1703852003273.gif

[split swallow]

Some cats are loose

[mental viper]

And some rats

[left fox]

and a whole race of intelligent community vacuum cleaners :з

[leaden quartz]

ello everyone, im a newbie balatro player and a vegas enthusiast (not interested in gambling, just the hotels and the history)
i hope i can meet some new friends here!

[left fox]

Hi, I've written down thousands of ideas.

[leaden quartz]

turning las vegas hotels into humans is my schtick

[pearl flume]

I want a super hero comic series where the girls are just as jacked as the guys and everyone wears practical armor and weapons instead of Spandex and cheerleading uniforms.

[pearl flume]

Would you rather

Only Eat only fast food (fries, pizza, burgers, ect) for a month
Or
Only Eat healthy vegetarian food ( Salads, Tofu, Soups, ect) for a month

[hollow smelt]

I hate the videos that say "gaming isn't fun anymore" yeah of fucking course it's not you've been playing GTA 5, Minecraft and CoD for a whole decade, here's a few simple solutions:
A: go outside and or find something else to do
B: actually try out different games
C: play balatro and sell your life to it

I'd choose C

Because I'm doing that right now

Please localthunk let me go I changed my mind I just wanna see my family and friends again

[versed patrol]

@brittle portal guess what happened.

(LOL 3 FOR 3)

[brittle portal]

dude

what the fuck

you did not m1 yanagi with signature

[tough pawn]

RHYTHM DOCTOR

https://tenor.com/view/rhythm-doctor-samurai-rhythm-doctor-samurai-rhythm-doctor-nicole-rhythm-doctor-cole-gif-16069939255596420388

[brittle portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860725415282343946/1051084190118068314/chirp4.gif

[versed patrol]

signature?? nah i wanna save for miyabi :3

[lone orbit]

2 million crystals

[left fox]

https://card.toys/ hehe solitaire

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #922
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/922

[hollow smelt]

Who like

[atomic arrow]

I didn’t know snow was so fluffy

[lone orbit]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CookieRunKingdoms/comments/1gwiiy2/wildberry_cookie/ men

[iron viper]

I love bunnies 👍🏻

[gray harness]

...

[fiery grotto]

Nice

Ive been playing my incremental game also

I got to e120000 magic

e600000 gold multi times

[fiery grotto]

now e1.2million gold and e200k magic

I love big numbers

[tough pawn]

if you want big numbers i got just the thing

you heard of cryptid? /j

nah fr what im talking about is Prestreestuck, prestige tree mod based on homestuck and i'm pretty sure it has the largest numbers in any prestige tree mod ever

[fiery grotto]

XD

[tough pawn]

?

[fiery grotto]

That cryptid part was funny to me

I love sarcasm a lot for some reason so that might not have been funny for others but hilarious for me

[pearl flume]

Would you push the button ?

50% chance to get a genie wish

50% chance to become a genie trapped in an object.

[rough belfry]

What are you, a genie?

[pearl flume]

Says the battle cat.

[rough belfry]

okay Mr genie man

[pearl flume]

Not even a Nekoluga

Come back when you have legs

[rough belfry]

okay Mr genie trying to trick us to replace you

[gray harness]

1 ascension and 7 minutes later

[gray harness]

1 billion prestige

[leaden quartz]

sure!!!!!

[fiery grotto]

Guess who got 7th place in uno 2x and 6th on the last time in a group of 7 people!

[acoustic fjord]

I didn't expect to find cookie clicker here

in just 16 days

[tough pawn]

wow that's really good

[acoustic fjord]

[acoustic fjord]

Yeah

[tough pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-clicker-giga-chad-chad-cookie-clicker-gif-25792913

[shrewd raft]

How do I create energy

[fiery grotto]

That may seem small, until you see that it has 2 "e"s

I think Im still at like, halfway through the game 😂😭

[runic kiln]

Cryptid-level numbers

Wait until they start putting #s in there

[livid pendant]

e1.15e10≈84.9741451377 :)

[fiery grotto]

gj, you used Euler's number

heres another math question for anyone who wants it

[runic kiln]

sqrt(26) ft/sec I think

[fiery grotto]

yep actually the answer was therapy

[runic kiln]

Actually you can’t determine it

Who knows if they’re moving at constant velocities?

[fiery grotto]

trueeee

thats why the correct answer is therapy

[odd field]

idk where to share my non balatro art
so
the most recent artwork i made (commissions are open wink wink)

[brittle portal]

ooh that looks really good

checked your twitter and
colon jumpscare AND jackbox jumpscare

[odd field]

meh, i dont use twitter

[brittle portal]

fair, just wanted to check your socials to see your other art

[lone orbit]

cries in poor

[pearl flume]

I hate it when you ask why someone dislikes something and they just go "it's trash, it's garbage, I hate it" and no matter how you phrase it they'll never actually tell you why they dislike it.

"I hate Balatro"
Why ? It's a nice little card game with lots of build potential
"Shut up, you're an idiot, go screw yourself"

[simple sigil]

https://youtu.be/b_3JOWlf2AY?si=jJ4fE5WYcAplTwnI

Is this what balatro tries to replicate?

[gilded ore]

Non Balatro non Clownposting art made by a friend

Will update later once he drops me the full piece

[gray harness]

So true, I hate it when my friends say this, even when I showed the game getting nominated for GOTY they refuse to acknowledge that the game can be good even if it's just a silly card playing game

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could send 1 message or item to space to be found by aliens one day what would it be ?

[runic kiln]

the letter m

[gilded ore]

[fiery grotto]

I would send them covalltz conjecture so maybe they could solve it

[urban glen]

A phone with balatro installed

[fiery grotto]

I love how we all chose goofy answers

[tough pawn]

i have to give them the delicacy that is a hotdog (also a microwave and ketchup in case they dont have those)

[clever sand]

My little brother

[glossy fulcrum]

“I love you”

[fiery grotto]

Why the heck are we so nice

Lets just send them a nuke

[glossy fulcrum]

Glorp glip? 😭

[bronze ice]

I was just gonna say that

[whole jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-bogos-binted-burger-alien-gif-21661063

[gilded ore]

Final update on that one

[clever sonnet]

Do you ever type something out just to delete it, cause it was too telling? I use this line when I do

[tough pawn]

self-report ahh message

[clever sonnet]

just started, and i love it.
so much funny, good gameplay, AND REFERENCES!!!! (a Dalek killed my guy)

JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[split swallow]

Love despot’s game. There’s a fuck ton of really good nerdy game references throughout

[finite pilot]

reincarnated
i was stargazing
life goes on i need all my babies

[minor bridge]

GYAH GYAH!

Woke up looking for the broccoli, highkey, keep that horn on me that's kamasi, IP, ownership, the blueprint is by me, mr get up, I get off at my feet

[finite pilot]

isn't it highkey?

[glad ruin]

out of sheer boredom and tiredness

i may or may not have made a chrome music lab song

https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/6231199082741760

which might sound shit

might not

no promises

[orchid pelican]

Looks very cool

@gilded ore clownposting return when¿

[gilded ore]

Pay me and I will

Latest clownpost anyways

[fiery grotto]

Nice

[finite pilot]

she's rlly cute :3

[gilded ore]

Him

The artist just

Really wanted to use a showgirl instead of a showman for the outfit and pose reference

[finite pilot]

oh

[gilded ore]

Mind you this was the same artists work

Of the same oc

I don't complain but I do have to point out I had no say in this lmao

[split swallow]

“Officer, I’m just a fool. That kid had no excuse”

[oak citrus]

Are we clown posting?

[minor bridge]

im going off memory super 17 be patient

[gray harness]

modded pvz heroes gaming

[hollow smelt]

My friend tried balatro for the first (kind of, i let them play for a bit on my computer) time, this image will 100% piss you off

[tough pawn]

NOOOOOO

[hollow smelt]

They pressed new run

:3

28$ Gone :3333

[fiery grotto]

WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THEM

[hollow smelt]

:3

Because im silly

[fiery grotto]

"Looks like we know who the real joker is!"
"If I had hands, I would have covered my eyes!"

[hollow smelt]

Hehehe :3

[young iris]

anyone wanna help me with blue stake

[pearl flume]

"This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms.
Whatever we face we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart
No matter the place we can light the world, here's how to start:
Greet the world with open arms."

[lone flame]

-# look in the chat
man, Balatro and other games showed me that naming something after Tarot cards is sick af
bow as "The High Priestess" lmao

[visual sail]

maxed out axe called "The Death" lmfao

[tough pawn]

erm ackshually, the "Death" tarot card doesn't have a "The" infront of it 🤓 ☝️

[fleet depot]

is that the keeper character from isaac

[tough pawn]

erm ackshually, it's the Tainted variant 🤓 ☝️

[tough pawn]

i saw the undertale storyboards and the brainrot invaded my brain, i blacked out and woke up 10 minutes later with this in my ibispaintx app

[dry sparrow]

THE SILLY! (Now without shading!)

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #925
🎮 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/925

[hollow smelt]

How much longer till your luck runs out?
How much longer till the show goes south?
How much longer till we all fall down?
You rely on wit and people die on it, woah

:3

[pearl flume]

Please choose a vehicle or method of travel/transportation before clicking the black bar.

||This is now how we travel between planets, what do you think and what do you want yours to look like ?||

[tough pawn]

train
||so basically just Honkai Star Rail||

[fiery grotto]

Plane

||Not much to say really. Rockets are just planes except made to be less heavy and having jets to go a lot faster (+stuff like the coldness and lack of air in space.) Its hard to turn this into something without just making it a rocket that for some reason has airodynamics when there isnt any drag||

[gray harness]

my talking time machine penny
||i guess it'd be an effective way of transport, and i want her to look exactly like she does rn, she's already perfect||

[glossy fulcrum]

||Idk how we’re gonna get cars do do this but if it does happen i’d like a pink one||

||as for what i think, im not really sure what to think because on the one hand it sounds completely impossible but on the other hand it kinda makes sense as cars are compact||

Since*

[runic kiln]

bus
||honestly I just hope it runs smoothly, imagine riding a bus in outer space that'd be so cool||

[fiery grotto]

||Literally just the magic school bus 😂||

[worthy flicker]

the plane from albequerque
||great now everytime i want to go to mars three of the airplane engines will burn out and we'll go into a tailspin and crash into a hillside and the plane will explode in a giant fireball and everyone will die. Except for me, ya know why? Cause i had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position!||

[split swallow]

Boat

||tbh, having a fucking space yacht sounds cool as fuck, I’d be so down having boat-like travel cruises through space||

[brittle portal]

on foot
||😭 suffering||

[split swallow]

That is unfortunate

[urban glen]

Helicopter
||I don't think it works since they do require air. But if we assume that it does work, travelling with a helicopter that is similar to the apache prime from BTD6 would be dope||

[bronze ice]

Walking ||I didn't know there was a wrong answer||

[pearl flume]

Make it work like a submarine's propeller

[shut totem]

that. requires water

[urban glen]

And helicopters require air

[azure adder]

Does anyone remember watching Boo! when they were young?

[visual sail]

teleportation

||must anything be said?||

[azure adder]

Teleportation like Instant Transmission?

[visual sail]

how it's done in the movies idk

[glad ruin]

space ship
||_ _||

[azure adder]

Have you heard of the kids tv show Boo!
I, LOVED watching it when i was little

[gritty hinge]

#fnati10

[split swallow]

I should play fnati eventually. One of the few fnaf fan games I’m actually semi-interested in trying, simply because I haven’t seen it in a while lol

[dark token]

uuuhh ||i chose fish||

||what does this mean||

[lone orbit]

cant wait for his buff soon

[atomic arrow]

it means ||fish||
||glub glub 🐟||

[visual sail]

||also it means 5 cards that are the same rank and suit||

[dry sparrow]

THE MENACE! (now without shading!)

[scarlet sleet]

blimp
||i actually had an idea for something like this in a fantasy world, but i'm not entirely sure how well this would work in reality||
||it would be cool though||

[fiery grotto]

Nice

[visual sail]

what do you mean ||sure thats fine honestly||

[regal herald]

Anyone else excited for WWE Wargames this weekend?

[pearl flume]

For lunch today:

A wedge of cheese, half a loaf of bread, a glass of wine and a singular slice of ham.

[fiery grotto]

My normal lunch is just a grilled cheese that hasnt been grilled

So ig a cheese sandwhich

[split swallow]

My lunch is whatever restaurants are between 3-10 minutes away from my job lmao

[neon mantle]

When i worked in an office I would just get a sandwich every day for lunch, and after a year or so of this I finally buckled down and learned to love salads. health is wealth and all that jazz.

[lunar stratus]

Is there anyone here who play risk of Rain 2 cuz i might have some questions

[fiery grotto]

<@&1133519078540185692> Idk how you want to deal with this since it is balatro related but they posted it in every channle even when its not related (I.e. fanart, seed chat) so its "spam" and "off topic for channles" but otherwise is allowed

[sullen portal]

self promotion so

[fiery grotto]

that to

[sullen portal]

bye

[fiery grotto]

🔫

[dry sparrow]

THE NERD! (now without shading!)

[visual sail]

🤓

[pearl flume]

"The sky is deep and dark and eternally high.
Many people think that's where you go when you die.
Well, I think you return to obscure, or whatever you were before you were.
But I won't let you lose yourself in the rain."

[gritty hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/rhett-and-link-nerd-vs-geek-rap-battle-store-glasses-gif-17402325

[versed patrol]

wtf tally hall

[amber yew]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1h0ki4v/a_pair_ah_twos_are_you_frickin_kiddin_me/

Wow, +500 likes? Neat!

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Tip: If you ever want to move and leave the previous location's next owner/neighbors unimaginable pain, just plant some mint.

They grow like wildfire, fight absolutely every other forms of vegetation and is incredibly hard to kill off, some people even resort to napalm.

[grand ember]

Can we just let lethal company and all 10000 knock off versions everyone is trying to make just die. The games are all so boring and the idea is so bland

[neon mantle]

yoooo 💎

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

Let's keep it simple. What would you do with a billion dollars?

[runic kiln]

invest

and then figure out what to do later with it

[brittle portal]

buy a million jimbo plushies

[thin hamlet]

double it and give it to the next person

[neon mantle]

80% donated to good causes, 10% to family and friends, 10% to be able to live the rest of my life without any money worries.

[tough pawn]

yeh something like this too i dont even know what i'd do with a billion so i'd just give most of it to charities and whatnot

[brittle portal]

can you give me your billion dollars so i can rebuy twitter

[fiery grotto]

Id eat the billion dollars

[thin hamlet]

who would win: EVERY one of shadow_bulb1's organs VS one BILLION dollars

[split swallow]

EZ Shadow bulb sweep

[fiery grotto]

I mean unless I just drown in the billion dollars its hard for me to lose

also it depends on 100 dollar vs 1 dollar bills and if they are packaged. I cfould totally lose a dollar bill and not defeat it before I die but kill every other dollar

[split swallow]

Ask the bank for a custom 1 billion dollar bill

[thin hamlet]

eat the big check they give you that says 1 billion on it

[fiery grotto]

rlly its just a challenge of if I can keep the 1 billion dollars in one place

If you give it in pennies Im cooked 💀

[tough pawn]

https://tenor.com/jb92Sa67uk7.gif

100 billion pennies

[simple sigil]

Unsportsmanship at it's finest

[tough pawn]

"ez" JUST LET THE MAN POOP

[cloud light]

it was teamchat though that guy doesn't even know

[orchid pelican]

Go to mars

https://tenor.com/view/mars-gif-24299166

[tidal halo]

ah oriville my beloved

[devout pecan]

That’s at least worth a dollar

[gray harness]

Invest, then donate a pretty big portion of it to charities and use the rest to live peacefully with my family

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #928
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
https://GuessThe.Game/p/928

[pearl flume]

"I like to say hello and welcome you good day that is my name."

[raven field]

||I picked dmc2 when it was dmc3 aaahhh||

How do the graphics look so bad on that

[orchid meadow]

this pig's name is sudu rm -rf /, you should type it into linux

[tough pawn]

remove the french from your linux trust

[shut totem]

done

nothing happened i am disappointed

[modern heart]

Clearly

[orchid pelican]

Mfw "sudu"

sudo rm -fr ./ use this, its better

[modern heart]

🧌

[fiery grotto]

Happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate!

[oak citrus]

I've successfully got two people to play balatro on another server, one of which has never played poker

[fiery grotto]

I mean Ive never played poker and here I am

[gray harness]

and so I am

[ivory kindle]

500 cigarettes

[runic kiln]

i learned balatro before poker

[fiery grotto]

I still dont know poker

[gritty hinge]

so no head?

[gray harness]

what is poker

[fiery grotto]

poker? I barely know her!

[lone orbit]

https://breezewiki.com/priceisright/wiki/Poker_Game this poker?

https://breezewiki.com/priceisright/wiki/Joker JOKER?

[orchid pelican]

What is this¿

[tired holly]

paint

search up paint 3d on your pc

[orchid pelican]

I can do lobotomy images too

[tired holly]

wait how do you do that

plz tell me

ive been trying to make custom jokers so bad

[orchid pelican]

Like textures or a new well done joker?

[tired holly]

textures

[orchid pelican]

You need take the ownership of the joker you want made the texture, add change the atlas who uses that joker

i change the "joker" texture here

(and you need made a texture of 71x95px and with the double of that

[gray harness]

I'M THERE!!!

[fiery grotto]

SPAMTON G SPAMTON!?!?

[dusty patrol]

Sometimes, I wish I could see the things that get banned

Like what could be so bad or what are the scams?

[pearl flume]

Please choose a body part before clicking the black bar.

||if you could augment it in any way, what would it be ?||

[tough pawn]

Foot

||be able to control each toe individually (basically have hand feet)||
||also i almost said an intimate body part 💀||

[fiery grotto]

Heart

||Man I kinda expected this to be the question but didnt think ahead. Uhhhh ig make it so it can overclock itself without killing me so my whole body works faster, and it gains more energy from sleeping?||

Also lets try to keep the body part that you pick family friendly

Or if you do pick something like that keep it reasonable

[runic kiln]

Brain

||this one is pretty straightforward, make it superintelligent, super fast to react, and power efficient||

[brittle portal]

Brain

||elon musk microchip without any of the elon musk shit and with balatro pre installed||

[fiery grotto]

So basically my normal brain

Did you know brains are around 3 tetrabytes big? Idk what that means fully besides that it can hold a bunch of data but I learned it a few weeks ago and thought it was cool

[languid shadow]

eyes

||shrimp colors||

[glossy fulcrum]

Idk if im allowed to state my answer

||But uh lets just say i wouldnt augment it at all|| :3

[tough pawn]

dawg that's just wild

i wish i didn't need to augment the things i can't say

[dusty patrol]

Hair

||OMG GREAT QUESTION!!!! Since I have curly hair, it is a bitch to keep good so my wish from the fairly odd parents, is to make it where my hair is always attractive or not hurt when I pick it out||

[timber oyster]

||Gotta "hack" into the chip and make it play never gonna give you up nonstop||

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Get a flat 1000 dollars a month, untaxed.
Or
Get 10% of all your spendings in the month regardless of whatever you spend it on back every month.

[fiery grotto]

The first one

[modern heart]

Option 2 just because it would be easy to break with there being no restrictions

[brittle portal]

former

[sturdy lily]

is this like actually in game? if so i need to know how this is fire

nvm i just saw how below thanks

me when i type before i read further 🗣️

[sturdy lily]

okay im still hella confused on how to do this or where this is LOL

[azure adder]

Guys, who here remembers this little fella? I know i do~

Classic character back in the day, loved watching it on DVD when i was little, something about this guy makes me smile, heck i even have a plushie of him in my attic somewhere in one of the black bags

[urban glen]

Ears

|| make it so that the hair cells have the ability to regenerate and repair||

[lone flame]

PEAK🔥

[austere folio]

maybe the gold stake was the friends we made along the way

[gritty hinge]

does anyone here like fnati

[neon mantle]

I know this thread is from last night, but can y'all please either take this convo to #💻・modding-dev / #💻・modding-dev or to the DMs?

[glad ruin]

left ear

||better controll over my hearing/ better hearing||

oops accidental ping

[lilac chasm]

little dave

||lasers||

[orchid pelican]

[glad ruin]

SO CLOSE...

[orchid pelican]

Tf, its a minecraft spawner

[glad ruin]

for the body part thingy

ya goofer

[orchid pelican]

Oh

[glad ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-25283716

[worthy flicker]

I AM PUTTING THIS IN THE MOD

[glad ruin]

nic

may i perhaps, make a suggestion?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdnlobXJjOTl6eDY4MDg4cXcxbjRraG04OWVrNWd6ODR5eDQzNTAyOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Cmy6M6DaLK6Oj32E9Q/giphy.gif

this fatass

[worthy flicker]

SURE WHY NOT

[worthy flicker]

||Invert. No I'm not saying what I'm inverting||

[tough pawn]

I WISH

[tough pawn]

GERBERT

[pearl flume]

I prefer pings.

[mental viper]

Ummm, laser ears

[mental viper]

Get pinged bizo

[pearl flume]

I'm sitting in a smoky room and I smell of wine and cheap perfume.

[twin swallow]

Have you guys ever heard of the game Hell is Other Demons?

[fiery grotto]

Youtube moment 💀

[pearl flume]

Games like darkest dungeon 2 milk HOURS of play time out of players like me through the simple fact every character has a special dialogue when presented with different inn items.

I will spend hours upon hours just to see what every character says when you give them cheese and apples.

[pearl flume]

Look at this thing

[gritty hinge]

was playing uno with family and i think i lost the plot

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were a videogame boss what would your name/title be and what would your gimic be ?

Ex: A weak spot that only shows if you're using a specific element.

[gray harness]

Dave, the crazy man
I'd place plants around myself that would either attack the players or tank hits, I'd also throw my nuts at the players which would bounce on the walls, making it harder to dodge them, but my weak spot would be tacos

[oak citrus]

Grey Doubt

Would cast spells that grey out certain menu elements, making them unselectable, to limit what player characters could do. Either things like Attack or Item, or even more granular like certain skills/spells and single items

Oh also, the gimmick from Gassox in Super Mario RPG. Start the battle invisible and invincible until a damaging spell is used, then normal damaging attacks work

The boi

[fiery grotto]

Name:
Theater Kied

Ability:
I have plot armor and can change the rules at a whim

Gimmick:
I can’t do anything that directly harms someone, and everything has to be humorous in some way with me doing poses and stuff for no reason

By the end of me writing this, I realized its just budget Bill Cipher 😭

[visual sail]

9,000,000 deg toast

the only way to defeat me is by eating me, given by my name, the player would instantly die upon doing so, unless they spent 300 in game hours in the imaginary oven (that is also apart of my bossfight) that makes them fire resistant

[orchid pelican]

There is no a banana 0/10

[gritty hinge]

FUCK YOU

the only way to defeat me is to overpower the legendary fuck you card (by being meaner than it) after this you get the fuck you as a weapon

[gritty hinge]

the headless and the colorless

[languid shadow]

Donut, a sweet mystery

The gimmick is that I have next to no health, but with like robots n shit I can set up nano shields to protect me

Since I would keep setting them up, you would have to distract me first somehow, maybe with fictional characters that I am totally normal about

[wispy spoke]

Hey, has anyone here experienced a problem where being in Discord voice chat causes mouse inputs to sporadically just not go through

Specifically Discord voice chat and specifically mouse inputs

[orchid pelican]

Gerbert

[wispy spoke]

update might be related to my other devices and unrelated to discord

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #932
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/932

[terse hinge]

glitch mass
I'd constantly change the rules of the game
after so many minigames based on different popular genres of gaming (except whatever the actual game is) a antivirus would kll me ending thhe fight

[pearl flume]

"Messing up, mistakes, shortcomings. These are but setbacks, not failure. Only when they deter you from trying further, have you failed."

[twin swallow]

Desolate Knight.

Order Fixation.
All my stats increase if player performs the same move multiple times, stat increases reset if player uses a different move. If they are using multiple unique moves at once, my stats decrease and I get stunned.

[tough pawn]

i mean cmon guys

ultra greed is literally right there

[gritty hinge]

Happy 10th FNaTI!

[dense fjord]

@everyone

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #932
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/932

[tough pawn]

ok well let's not try to ping everyone

[visual sail]

I got scared then remembered aeveryone pings are turned of

[languid shadow]

wait can i just post some of my art here? saw some others do it

[modern heart]

https://fxtwitter.com/nimeniephrog/status/1862814305634128347?s=46&t=WqA6HZkp19Sfgpkqym1q5Q

[mental viper]

Bill cipher/discord would like to know your location

[fiery grotto]

123 ABC street antarctica

[primal latch]

Bruh I’m giddy rn

I’m in an uncle Dane vid

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What do you do to stave off monotony ? To make change and add spice to the humdrum of everyday life ?

[dusty patrol]

Play new games, if i have no money I try to explore town. Maybe go see family. Try new recipes. See what boss has to give me

[tough pawn]

haven't found something to stave it off yet

[dusty patrol]

Or get surgery, breaking a bone or rib or anything really adds this sort of sweet texture to life

Though it is very expensive

[minor bridge]

Wanking and crying

[dusty patrol]

...brother I'm with you

[minor bridge]

Also balatro

[oak citrus]

Meditation to learn the boredom is fine. Just existing and living is enough if you let it be

Not to say that you shouldn't do anything else but live and exist, but boredom is not a bad thing to experience

[languid shadow]

...I don't
I just don't know what to do

[bleak portal]

chat any of yall know shogun showdown

is a pretty cool geam

[old violet]

Not really off topic but I guess it goes here, and no I didn’t make this but it still goes hard https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Ms3GNt0vw

[clever sand]

real, been listening whenever i am not playing balatro

[visual sail]

smh play balatro mobile when the teacher isn't looking

[clever sand]

i just use my whole laptop lmao

[frail fiber]

Why's this in off topic 😭

Seems pretty on topic to me

[visual sail]

it's on topic for offtopic

[ruby ingot]

m

[fiery grotto]

Ive only played Balatro myself but Animal Well and Plucky Squire Ive seen and I love both of their concepts

[gray harness]

modded pvzh gaming

[split swallow]

That was me this thanksgiving not being able to play balatro due to being sick

[austere folio]

You had to play on your phone

there's no excuse to not play balatro

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-balatro-joker-jimbo-jimbo-the-joker-gif-15307096256787117908

[split swallow]

I wish I could, I was too sick and in pain to literally do anything lmao

[austere folio]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

oh, it was that bad, mb

[tough pawn]

barely balatro becember

[austere folio]

no balatro becember now?

[pearl flume]

Please choose an item you interact with daily before clicking the black bar.

||What if this item was sentient ? What would it say to you and what would it think of you ?||

[tough pawn]

sketchbook
||ACKKKK IM NOT GOOD AT ASSIGNING PERSONALITIES TO RANDOM OBJECTS||

[glossy fulcrum]

Phone
||it would know literally everything about me. Not sure what it would say or think though||

[languid shadow]

Bed

||I don't know who would make who the most uncomfortable, I guess it depends on if my bed is fine with me being on it ig||

[fiery grotto]

Toothbrush

||I can 100% see it either being really critical at me for not brushing well enough, but also part of me can imagine it liking me giving it free food to eat every night. Either way it wouldn’t know much beaides what I eat and drink||

[languid shadow]

||I'd imagine a sentient sketchbook being very annoyingly critical
"Hey, whats this messy sketch doing on me?! I only accept the greatest masterpieces on moi~"||

[languid shadow]

forgot to reply

[runic kiln]

Laptop
||it'd probably want me to chill with all the Balatro modding and let it do its own things||

[split swallow]

Mouse

||it would probably feel very motion sick because of how much I tend to just move it around from playing games, searching through multiple tabs, to even just randomly moving it for no reason or have it hang out in my hand while I’m watching videos or scrolling through stuff||

[tough pawn]

||oh god i don't want a french sketchbook im putting it down im sorry||

[thin hamlet]

toilet
||oh||

[languid shadow]

||im just going to not imagine a sentient toilet||

[alpine island]

Dam

[split swallow]

||Could be a german sketchbook, always yelling at you and shit||

[visual sail]

Oh man gawd arcaea

in 2024

[teal dove]

headphones

||"your music taste is ASS."||

[gray harness]

PC
||"PLEASE STOP MY SUFFERING AAAAAAAAAAAA" <- after overheating from playing Balatro||

[dusty patrol]

||Skibidi NO STOP||

[glad ruin]

climbing shoes
||it would think im nasty as hell
"god please kill me already, the stench is horrid!"||

[tired oracle]

Most sane Digital Circus theorist:

[glossy fulcrum]

When was there a third mask

I dont remember any of the things you list happening

[tired oracle]

Episode 4 trailer, a few of the scenes together form this somewhat cohesive narrative

[simple sigil]

Do you ignore other's begging for help because you fear they'll stab your back after you help them?

[orchid pelican]

For a moment i will send a digital circus brainrot but i remember i promise you dont send that again lmao

[visual sail]

||banned 🔫||
||/j ofc||

[clever sand]

did someone say: (mumbo) jumbo?

https://tenor.com/view/mumbo-mumbo-jumbo-mumbojumbo-minecraft-minecraft-fire-gif-6478579993936461972

[languid shadow]

IVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN THAT CLIP FROM ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE THATS SO FUNNY

pov mumbo runs up towards you and dies

[tough pawn]

thorns 15 billion

[fiery grotto]

I saw it from grians pov (The one shown) and its actually comedy goold. Rip the Spanners/Sub-1-Club/Floaters 🫡

[languid shadow]

fr

[gray harness]

if Baba Is Movie doesn't have this scene then i ain't watching it

[tired oracle]

How did you get the idea to do this with baba is you

If Digital Circus Episode 4 doesn’t have this scene, I’m not watching it

[fiery grotto]

Yessss

You should send it to the aliensrock discord if you havent already

[orchid pelican]

Ponmi

[gray harness]

I already did :]

[gray harness]

i tend to get stupid ideas at random intervals

[fiery grotto]

Who doesnt XD

[visual sail]

get out

how does bro shove 4 different memes together

[gray harness]

fym 4? i intended to just do 1

[visual sail]

i mean

not "memes"

but you got
amm_template
biy
foreignstone
plasmamod thisthatthosethem

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Spell:

Oh Klahoma- After you cast this spell for the next 30 minutes no one will question anything you're doing as strange or illegal, meeting anything you do with either indifference or ignoring. 1 day cooldown.

Two Times- You can double the effectiveness and quality of any of your 5 senses indefinitely and change between them at will. Alternatively, you can use this on multiple senses or quadruple the effectiveness but only for an hour at a time.

Doctor- To cast this spell the caster and a person must be making contact. Once cast the caster will be able to see the person's emotions, memories and thoughts. Though only for 5 minutes with a 1 hour cool down. The caster can also make a bridge so that the person can see their mind aswell.

[gray harness]

Two Times because no cooldowm

[dusty patrol]

Ahhhhh two times is so good but doctor is so good too!!!!

[fiery grotto]

Im taking Doctor

Two times isnt always a good thing since not every scent is good.

And I dont do any illegal stuff last I checked and dont plan to. I think its the funniest option but idk, Doctor is just rlly useful

[gray harness]

is distorting the space-time continuum illegal?

[fiery grotto]

Not yet it isnt

[oak citrus]

Can confirm, becomes illegal in the future

[fiery grotto]

I can confirm that it can’t not and won’t become not able to become not legally illegal to not distorate the space time-continuum in the not future

(Idk what that means, please someone translate)

[oak citrus]

So true

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #934
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/934

[pearl flume]

"Here me now, O thou bleak and unbearable world! Thou art based and debauched as can be. And a Knight with her banner so bravely unfurled, now hurls down her gauntlet to thee!"

[mental viper]

I thought this was loss for a second

[visual sail]

it basically is 😭

[visual sail]

Doctor:
Become fbi agent, become rich

[gray harness]

this is the sixth time someone thinks that is :.|:;

[visual sail]

overused template v3 😔

[glad ruin]

two times

actualy nvm i read it wrong doctor

[queen slate]

whats yalls spotify wrapped

[pearl flume]

M.O.A thought:

A person born in the year 2000 will never need to calculate how old they are.

[uneven lark]

well actually it depends when they're born in 2000 and when they're asked, 'cause they could be a year younger

Only if they were born at precisely midnight on the 1st of january 2000 would they never need to calculate their age

[queen slate]

who are the other guys besides daft punk

[queen slate]

ice spice was born on y2k

jan 1

[uneven lark]

knonzzz makes liminal music : https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/artist/25UTkbnQgetv8B2pr3JGI7?si=a_f0J8OdTiW7Pf6cKECCbA

Helynt makes cool lofi vgm remixes : https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/artist/6wM3tYsLm3LMfEKIkl5SmY?si=oRvXpPVUSJak7xfFEx6UuQ

Heaven Pierce Her is the OST for the game ULTRAKILL : https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/artist/5fKs3wJDbfdrr7qLQu0JpF?si=WnxWWd7-TNO_d7C-ZlPlSQ

Ludopium made the game VECTRONOME : https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/artist/0UjcIfXNb4v22eSO5Lv1Ib?si=brETL4mwQrSlO-QSevbdaQ

[queen slate]

should i get ultrakill

[uneven lark]

yeah it's a banger

[queen slate]

i like doom and superhot

[uneven lark]

you'll probably like ULTRAKILL then

[queen slate]

aight

[gilded ore]

Hey there ultrakill fans

Who up piercing her heaven

[uneven lark]

0.5% damn !

War is a goated one to have as your most listenned ULTRAKILL track

[neon mantle]

probably showing my age here...

[tired oracle]

Is this foreshadowing intentional??

[hollow smelt]

Hey I'm really sorry but I'm probably going to take a long break from this server and just discord, I'll still be online because I'll talk to certain people but if I don't respond dont worry, I need some time by myself, I hope everyone has a great December, thank you

[tough pawn]

whatever you need, leshy, hope you have a great christmas :3

[fiery grotto]

Social media moment. Its alwats good to take a nice break

[oak citrus]

Y'all got some rookie numbers

[granite mesa]

Can you make dynamo hum?

[opal peak]

They finally synced my lyrics! https://open.spotify.com/track/6eZfjkxTuNj7nZsA3tXzk0?si=6bM5VC2lSBqz1UE3P36Rdw

Also, my other track, guess where the name inspiration came from... https://open.spotify.com/track/1P1tfm3BdjXxEnnCBhHPNc?si=V504m_yYRKyn95pI3uUmTA

[fiery grotto]

Nope!

[slender swan]

balatro ost just became a substitute to white noise for me at this point

[neon mantle]

I decline to answer that question 💀 solid reference, though

[neon mantle]

Geogaddi is their best album, but I respect that list

[neon mantle]

My actual favorite band (Pink Floyd)! Excellent taste on that list 🌈

[oak citrus]

I'm a bigger fan of Music has a Right to Children, but but I definitely understand why Geogaddi would be their best

[granite mesa]

I’ve got a dark side of the moon/the wall tattoo! I’ll find it somewhere

[empty knoll]

hey im a college student who made a really small balatro/paper mario inspired roguelite.. Would appreciate any feedvack from you guys

https://ad8xya.itch.io/sticker-knight

[neon mantle]

Really just comes down to personal preference. I do also love music has the right

[oak citrus]

For real, for real

[visual sail]

1 day free nitro mgogmgmogmoogm

[fiery grotto]

💀 -> 😂

[empty knoll]

LMAOOOOO

hes one of my closest friends too 😭

[fiery grotto]

Thats actually comedy gold if you know its friends but otherwise seems like an unnecessarily jerk-like of a move

I do sarcasm a lot so I understood instantly that you were probably friends

[brittle portal]

04b03 font mentioned

[split swallow]

The dev broke into their house and put a gun to their head telling them to rewrite their comment

[fiery grotto]

I have no proof otherwise so it must be true!

[empty knoll]

hahahaha

(how did you know)

[split swallow]

Don’t check your house, you won’t find where I hid my camera

[empty knoll]

LMFAOOO

[fiery grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-the-joker-closing-in-jimbo-the-joker-gif-799715821270468879

[visual sail]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-joke-jokes-funny-gif-14847672683968906983