🃏・off-topic

[split swallow]

Curse my insufficient skill and ability properly find random orbs correctly 😔

[bronze ice]

ye that do be happening

spread damage is so important

relics help a lot though

through bombs, overflow, simply doing enough damage that you kill everything etc.

or aliensrock

[gray harness]

the icely is dead yet again
ballanx gaming lmao (i one-shot it)

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #879
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/879

[shell blaze]

does anyone have any other roguelikes similar to balatro they recommend?

[cedar gust]

Dungeons and Degen gamblers

[shell blaze]

Yeah I saw that one

heard mixed opinions on it.

[cedar gust]

Theres not that many tbh

[shell blaze]

isn't there a roulette and slot machine one too?

Luck be a landlord is the slots one

[cedar gust]

If you want roguelike deckbuilders though, id reccomend Cobalt Core (gameplay loop is pretty boring though), Slay the Spire or Inscryption

[shell blaze]

Yeah heard of them. I played slay the Spire, I can't get past Defect though

he's really complex

[cedar gust]

For general roguelikes, I reccomend Risk of Rain 2, Luck Be a Landlord and Splatoon 3 Side Order

[cedar gust]

bruh i havent even beaten the first boss you good

[shell blaze]

splatoon 3 is a roguelike?

lol

1st I heard of this

[cedar gust]

The DLC is

Yes

[shell blaze]

interesting

[cedar gust]

ik nothing about it other than how its really good

[shell blaze]

I own it, never played it

lol

[cedar gust]

ah

[shell blaze]

haven't gotten around to it

been too busy on my PC

[cedar gust]

fair

id reccomend

[jagged hatch]

Luck be a Landlord is the main one I’d recommend

[shell blaze]

yeah I watched NL play that a bit

looks pretty fun

Inscryption I have seen, but it looks really complex and idk if I am interested

[jagged hatch]

LBAL also has an accessible modding scene

[jagged hatch]

it’s kinda complex but I 100% recommend

I can’t say much more without spoiling stuff

[shell blaze]

you guys can give me some heat here, but I did not care for loop hero

[jagged hatch]

It’s one of those games you need to play blind

[shell blaze]

Loop hero is like the legit only roguelike I could not get into

[jagged hatch]

Dicey Dungeons too

[shell blaze]

yeah heard of that one

[jagged hatch]

More RNG based than Balatro but still very fun

not to be confused with Die in the Dungeon, which is also good

[shell blaze]

Have a nice death looks pretty fun too, I think it's more like Dead cells, but heard good things.

theres that Peggle one too

[cedar gust]

That reminds me of Spelunky

[cedar gust]

I wouldnt say so

[jagged hatch]

wait how

[cedar gust]

After like, 1 run it becomes easier

[shell blaze]

ok. Maybe i will try inscryption sometme

[cedar gust]

Dungeons -> Mines > Spelunky :3

[shell blaze]

the graphics of inscryption remind me of legend of bumbo a bit

[cedar gust]

Its kinda like Buckshot Roulette if you know what that is

[shell blaze]

yes I do

[cedar gust]

Aesthetics wise

[jagged hatch]

I wish I could tell you how good inscryption is but I can’t spoil it if ur looking at it

[shell blaze]

buckshots not really a roguelike though, I guess you could say it is.

it has RL elements

[cedar gust]

It kinda is

[jagged hatch]

Double Or Nothing is kinda roguelike

[cedar gust]

Yeah

[jagged hatch]

Only kinda tho

Shotgun King is also a good roguelike

I’ve had a lot of fun with that

[vestal coral]

this gam was awesome

i downlaoded it 1once off gamepass and wasted my whole day playnining it

[cloud light]

Had fun with playing CARD DRAW for the first time today after watching the first 3 of GothicLord's videos about it, think the dices ability (50% to multiply card output by 10 minus the number of unique digits) helped me out a lot in the start lol

[shell blaze]

I guess Pokemons taking down Palworld

Or Nintendo I guess I should say

[tough pawn]

this look like the card version of Roll

[unreal flower]

nah nothingi s happening and now they are making a mobile palworld

[cloud light]

it's extremely similar, yes

[tough pawn]

interesting

[cedar gust]

woah, that looks great

[gilded ore]

Listen its not that its about plugins and stuff

just

normal realm in bedrock costs me less than a bus ride home

per month

regional prices are so good

last time I had to handle anything remotely similar it was thousands per month

(actual 100 player server)

No more managing allat

just

pay the equivalent to losing cash in your pants

enjoy not needing to set up anything

I DONT NEED TO SEE THE CONSOLE ANOTHER TIME IN MY LIFE

[orchid pelican]

I wish be this for me, realms for me cost 10$ per month...

AND THAT IS SO MUCH FOR MY

[gilded ore]

100 pesos per month for me

you know how much that is

1200 pesos is a single dollar

[orchid pelican]

Colombia or argentina?

[gilded ore]

1500 if its a dollar sent to any company outside this country

[gilded ore]

Argentina

[orchid pelican]

Well, my currency are Bolivares, you know how bad are

[gilded ore]

realms plus was 99 per month and I was having a heart attack but then I see its 99 arg

and I was like

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-strive-strive-gif-1410353948245644549

[orchid pelican]

Argentina have very good prices for games

[gilded ore]

had

teenagers voted for the guy who said he'll remove taxes for it

and now we are

paying

[orchid pelican]

In venezuela we have to pay the United States price

[gilded ore]

100 dollars sparkling zero with a different dollar than the intended one

[orchid pelican]

Milei moment

[gilded ore]

oh no we too

[orchid pelican]

Sparking zero is region locked in venezuela....

[gilded ore]

and dollars sent to the exterior cant even be the dollars you trade here or god forbid the goverment price

[orchid pelican]

im crying much for that

[gilded ore]

because blue is basically the price that shows up in google x2

but no, outside dollar is the price that shows up in google x2.5

[orchid pelican]

I see

[gilded ore]

though paying regional price for minecraft exclusively is nice

still dont make any of these funky hats worth it

[orchid pelican]

Here we have the official dolar and the overpriced dollar (dolartoday or paralelo)

[gilded ore]

THERES NO TESTAMENT HAT= INSTANT BAD MARKETPLACE

[orchid pelican]

I PAY 30 DOLLARS FOR MINECRAFT, but... i enjoyed much

I love minecraft

[gilded ore]

yeah same

[orchid pelican]

Im playing it since 2013 with 1.5.2 version

A legendary version for me

But now i only play vanilla survival

[gilded ore]

SO SAME

Got it burnt into a disk physically by idk who

it had some kickass random installator from a group of randos

one of those in 2013 that had a png of skulls and a metalhead looking name as the loading startup LMAO

before the times of elamigos...

[orchid pelican]

XDddddddd

[orchid pelican]

thanks elamigos for give me games when i was a kid

Counter strike 1.6 and PvZ

And GTA Vice city and San andreas

[gilded ore]

having adult money and actually buying them feels so good

no virus or slow versions thanks to cracked

just

boot it up anywhere

plug and play

[orchid pelican]

Yeah (jimbo take 20$ from me)

[gilded ore]

JIMBO KILLED ME THIS MONTH

all my game plans

SHADY KNIGHT

all gone

because

funny clown on cellphone

[orchid pelican]

Yeah, that is the point, i dont like cracks, since like 5 or 6 years ago a windows crack just nuke my computer

I lose all the files

[gilded ore]

I better start filling a lawsuit to thunk after he just stole my money by making me willingly give it to him

[orchid pelican]

How much do you pay for the mobile version?

[gilded ore]

23k pesos somewhat? slightly more or less

enough to pay bills and all that stuff and go to next month without issue

just

DAMN

[orchid pelican]

I pay that

[gilded ore]

yeah this exact price

[orchid pelican]

Much than the steam price

[gilded ore]

I dont have regional prices for stuff

on playstore

[orchid pelican]

Oh

[gilded ore]

just that microsoft store on pc does

thats where I brought the realm

it should have something in bolivares too iirc

[orchid pelican]

All price here are in dollars, dont accept bolivares

We need to convert bolivares to dollars

[gilded ore]

yeah I see

[orchid pelican]

(And is a pain since the, you know, the votes...)

[gilded ore]

just thought maybe it will be like here

[orchid pelican]

good talk, long live the arepa and mate

(Off topic stuff = fortnite takes my money (rubius skin) i have a problem)

[gilded ore]

gang hows it looking

esencia or not?

we JUST started and I finally got tools to make this experience bearable

so now I gotta make a house to embarass my little brothers

[orchid pelican]

Looks nice

Me and my brother are making a villager farm

For get op stuff

[gilded ore]

The window sights btw

its

ESENCIA

pura

god as floaty as bedrock feels

running REALLY big render distances has never been easier on my computer

constant high fps

and I have

a toaster

[orchid pelican]

A sus ordenenes general tablos 🫡

[orchid pelican]

Bedrock have a very good performance

Java its bad done in that aspect

Devs not have time to fix the java code

(Microsoft fault)

[gilded ore]

who would ever have time to do that anyways

like seriously half the bugs be crucial for farms by this point

[orchid pelican]

Elrichmc survival be like

Do you like shaders?

Or the normal graphics?

[gilded ore]

normal graphics, but I like qol improvements sometimes

mainly vanilla tweaks

Im not the most high performance systems girl so most of my stuff is eh

so not only do i get a smooth experience but I keep the art style close

[orchid pelican]

I use sodium and iris

Sodium for performance and iris for shaders

When i play hypixel i disable it because my pc become a bomb😂

[gilded ore]

rn my pc aint even making a sound on 25 chunks

9 in java have it GASPING for air

oh well, 9 with 200 mods

(kek)

[orchid pelican]

Lmaoooo

I dont play with much mods since 1.12.2

Me and my brothers made a world with a lot of cursed stuff, npc and a cringe story 😂 (was very very fun, the best world i play ever)

[cedar basin]

is it just BalatRoll

[cloud light]

I think it's just Roll with cards

[gilded ore]

@lethal siren rq can you post the jimball emoji

I just want to add it to the shitpost balatro server I was going to work on

(one day)

[steep skiff]

Oh my god if the shitpost balatro server becomes real please give me access

My qualities are +4 mult

[orchid pelican]

Shitpost balatro server????

Please be real

[gilded ore]

ITS WIP BUT YES

[orchid pelican]

Lets goooo

[fiery grotto]

👀

[ionic rune]

Dude okaybuddyjimbo would go so hard

[fiery grotto]

Tbh that is just cryptid server XD

[orchid pelican]

Cryptid is not shitpost, cryptid server is a Ms Server

Long live Jolly Joker

[fiery grotto]

M

[orchid pelican]

M

[gilded ore]

okaybuddyjimbo is the reddit type of shitpost

we dont want that here

I will make a discord based one

(Once i get the motivation to finish the hidden inventory...)

[gray harness]

okaybuddyjimbo server?!?!

ping me when it's up

[fiery grotto]

ombij is a weird word

[orchid pelican]

What is okaybuddyjimbo?

[gray harness]

subreddit about balatro shitposting

[orchid pelican]

Oh, i see

[lethal siren]

these are thanks to @feral lynx !!!

[orchid pelican]

@gilded ore

[lethal siren]

[gilded ore]

I shall clone these once I'm back on my puter

[orchid pelican]

When i see jimball in my head sounds funky town

[gilded ore]

Damn the first day nobody cared about it but now...

Kay I'll try to focus on it after dinner

[gray harness]

go for it, i NEED to be in it as soon as it exists

[orchid pelican]

@versed patrol miku bomb miku bomb

[versed patrol]

[gilded ore]

progress is happening at the shitpost server

we got

a welcoming bot and plenty of gamebots now

and colours

something that we will never see in this server

hmu if you guys want to help or just see it happen

I need to go have dinner

[lone orbit]

women

[scarlet sleet]

i don't know if it's just me, but she kinda looks like ibuki

[lone orbit]

who

[gray harness]

ibuki, can't you read? smh

[scarlet sleet]

actually no

ibuki's outfit has way less color than i remember

same for the hair

[hasty light]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Ngkr20pktxWUa7QJQuk8zAEWMx36attstpdYFuPQ8wU/https/media.tenor.com/sGqH5o0dw_cAAAPo/jonkler-live-jonkler-reaction.mp4

Is this jimball?

[dense salmon]

this is dumb and i love it
https://www.dookiedemastered.com

[gilded ore]

accurate to the manga

[orchid pelican]

NO WAY

[oak citrus]

[gilded ore]

same bro different game

Blud is not putting all his might for the comapny

these aint break hours

[jagged nebula]

Yourself + Niko = this

[blazing wharf]

New art of my OC.

I like having as much centaur art as possible.

[ruby ingot]

m

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #880
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/880

[fair violet]

#GuessTheGame #880
🎮 🟨 🟨 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/880

[gilded ore]

my behated

[past nova]

Agree.

#GuessTheGame #880

🎮 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

#RookieGuesser
https://GuessThe.Game/p/880

Perfect guess

[ivory kindle]

Yep that a .exe if I ever did see one

[gritty hinge]

art

[orchid pelican]

Its literally me

[orchid pelican]

Cute

[cedar gust]

i like the bottom ones alot ^^

who wanna see my sonic game tierlist

[orchid pelican]

Send it

(I only play sonic riders)(pls dont kill me, i like sonic but i dont have time)

[cedar gust]

u good

lmao

[gilded ore]

[cedar gust]

should i make a balatro discord emojis tierlist

[gritty hinge]

are both s tier by default

[cedar gust]

i know

[gilded ore]

wonky ass jonkler placement you did there

bp copying nothing

[gritty hinge]

fuck you

[cedar gust]

lmao

[orchid pelican]

Hahahha, you are like me XD

[cedar gust]

imma use this channel as like a uh

emoji spam channel cuz i needa copy each image

and save em

[gritty hinge]

some more art of my oc couple

[gilded ore]

[orchid pelican]

-Bla Bla Bla Bla. -yes<3

[orchid pelican]

what are their names?

[gritty hinge]

mask and -7 ball

[orchid pelican]

The golden joker face 😂

[cedar gust]

yes

[orchid pelican]

Is this

[gritty hinge]

i’m not sending the third evil art of them here so dm me if you want it ig

[cedar gust]

@orchid pelican @gritty hinge

https://tiermaker.com/create/balatro-discord-emojis-15916560

template

[gritty hinge]

i agree

[cedar gust]

yippee

[orchid pelican]

Where is ?

[cedar gust]

HUH

IT

shit

missed it lmao

[orchid pelican]

Localthunk irl

[cedar gust]

waht

[orchid pelican]

localthunk in real life looks like

[cedar gust]

yes i know

anyone here listen to nerdcore or is that just me

[gritty hinge]

no shit it does

[gritty hinge]

localthunk in the end really is the fool

[scarlet sleet]

spade would've been s tier if it was easier to see

[gritty hinge]

guys tell me things to draw them doing

[cedar gust]

ok lmao

why local so low

you can make

also tele > again! is crazy

[tough pawn]

sitting on the rings of saturn

[cedar gust]

draw them eating a burger

like

lady and the tramp style

https://tenor.com/view/lady-and-the-tramp-dogs-spaghetti-kiss-kissing-gif-4765448

[gritty hinge]

gigantic burger take it or leavz it

[cedar gust]

dew it

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #880
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/880
#GuessTheCover #125
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/gtgc/125

[scarlet sleet]

what's nerdcore?

[gray harness]

):

[gritty hinge]

art by my bf lmao @jolly totem

[jolly totem]

huh

damn

the one on your pfp looks an awful like the oc i have on my pfp

[jolly totem]

btw cute

[gritty hinge]

speaking of the sillies

[tawny helm]

it works

cool

[fiery grotto]

Lol thats smart

[tawny helm]

** **

jazz hands

astronomy

_ _ 🫱

[gritty hinge]

in line to see the view

[orchid pelican]

🛏️😳

[gritty hinge]

graduation day

🩷

on a date

[glossy fulcrum]

Gay sex?!

[gritty hinge]

object freaks

drawn respectfully by my bf

[granite forge]

Hey there! How does one acquire the Indie Dev role? Balatro inspired me and a friend to give the genre our own spin and would be happy to share and gather feedback from the Balatro community 🙂

[visual sail]

Spade imo is s tier

1. S stands for spade
2. It has a typo

:Blatrospade:

[gray harness]

what makes it better is that made the ship canon

[bronze ice]

and now a new game really begins

[tough pawn]

while i was good at basically all of inscryption, for some reason kaycee's mod became a roadblock for me

i beat challenge level 1 after like 2 weeks of attempts, when i beat the whole game in like 5 days

[bronze ice]

ye the main game isn't too long if you know what you're doing

I beat each act in a session

took way longer first time I played it years back though, not sure cause of game knowledge or just being a better gamer now

[glad ruin]

yeah, this was a gartic phone request a week ago like, 7 times

[glad ruin]

SAY GEX?!?!?!?!?

[glossy fulcrum]

Peak

Dont do the bear challenge though

It sucks 🙏

[bronze ice]

I beat the bears on my first run back so...

though with all the mods and having to fight it first boss that might be tough

anyway ouroboros moment

[worthy musk]

Ourobouros is so strong even kaycees mod can't nerf it

[tough pawn]

morsel reptile totem with ouroboros is fun

[bronze ice]

I just discovered the interaction between corpse eater and unkillable

this is insane

thanks miner event

[tough pawn]

oh yeah that's insane

[bronze ice]

noooo

[tough pawn]

oh that's rough

[glossy fulcrum]

It still sucks regardless

Ouroboros is good and all but with no boss rares active you wont really be seeing it

[bronze ice]

I didn't use ouroboros but ye same thing

used the strange larva

I'll see when I get there how crazy I feel

[glossy fulcrum]

The stranfe larva for the bears is wild

Also undying on skink is op 🙏

Um

Definitely not a scam

[bronze ice]

I gave it the insta kill and gave it extra health for 5 health

so it would hit the bear and overkill the one in the back

[glossy fulcrum]

But how did that win

[bronze ice]

completely unintentional btw

[glossy fulcrum]

Theres 3 more rows

😭

[bronze ice]

I did not remember how bears work

[bronze ice]

block it

easy

[glossy fulcrum]

Oh right

Im too used to aqua squirrels

::

:/*

[bronze ice]

I think I found a bug

pun unintended

the search sigil is just cycling through my deck

maybe it has something to do with the mimic card?

as if there had to be more ways to scale ouroboros

the multiple copies of ouroboros scale together too wtf

ok it was to do with irjiraq being at the bottom of my deck

that's is wack af

it just showed up as squirrel when I drew it normally at the start of the following turn

[scarlet sleet]

yes absolutely

the only problem is that it's hard to see, which automatically gives it d tier status

[trail sierra]

got mad after messing up non-perishable again so i put jimbo on my wall

[steep skiff]

He's literally a fool, whats your excuse?

[clever sand]

i am a idiot

whats your excuse?

[glossy fulcrum]

An*

[clever sand]

like i said: an idiot

[glossy fulcrum]

No, you said: a idiot

[icy flare]

https://tenor.com/view/martincitopants-what-front-facing-gif-3676117987067794564

[steep skiff]

...i don't have one :((((

[steep skiff]

You know, I'm amazed nobody has made any Jolly Joker Microwave jokes

There again they probably have

M

[glad ruin]

on an off topic note...

[orchid pelican]

M

[glad ruin]

ONG

CRYPTID REFF

[orchid pelican]

M

[glad ruin]

:cryptidm:

[hollow shuttle]

jimbo be like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[runic kiln]

m

[fiery grotto]

m

[glad ruin]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVlMmJudzRsZzlkcjNvdHk4ODZkbGFjNTg0ZmJxZjVvdWprNWNyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KlJzBb0yhErqmUtwpE/giphy.gif

hes a gif now

[scarlet sleet]

i can't scroll up now

what's happening

[fiery grotto]

lol

[scarlet sleet]

this is as far up as it will let me go

[fiery grotto]

rip

wait hold up same

O_O

I managed to get pass by spam scrolling up, but when I clicked the button to force you to current it kept looping back and forth

[scarlet sleet]

it got worse

[fiery grotto]

oh no

[tough pawn]

thats weird

[hollow shuttle]

maybe disable gifs autoplay

works fine for me

most likely some discord gifs jank

[scarlet sleet]

it's fixed now

spoke too soon

[tough pawn]

it aint for me

i can use the scroll wheel for it tho

[fiery grotto]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVlMmJudzRsZzlkcjNvdHk4ODZkbGFjNTg0ZmJxZjVvdWprNWNyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KlJzBb0yhErqmUtwpE/giphy.gif

Yeah seems to be that gif lol

What a weird bug

[scarlet sleet]

i'm not even changing anything, and it keeps switching between working and not working

[fiery grotto]

I wonder what happens if you post it multiple times at once

wait brb Ima create a group dm with just myself to experiment

Lol its like creating a barrier

[cloud light]

https://tenor.com/v7XY.gif

[scarlet sleet]

literally had the same thought

why is it this specific cat gif?

it's so weird

[fiery grotto]

Ikr

Maybe because it is just 1 frame long or something

so it keeps reloading and causing you to have to stay on that part of the screen

[scarlet sleet]

wait no

the other one is doing it too

[fiery grotto]

Not for me, I think thats just the cat again

[scarlet sleet]

i think i figured it out

if a gif is playing, it won't let you scroll past it

now it's not letting me scroll back down???

i'm so confused

[orchid pelican]

i CANT ROLLING THAT GIF IS CURSED

[scarlet sleet]

why do gifs randomly stop playing?

[gray harness]

don't mind me, im just playing normal pvz... or maybe my nephew put something in my tacos again...

[cedar gust]

@swift sluice

[swift sluice]

I have no clue what this is but I agree with all of it

[cedar gust]

huh

you dont know dumb ways to die?

[fiery grotto]

You forgot an image of me at the top

[cedar gust]

real

Heres a good question

[fiery grotto]

I thought that said Sexton Hole 😭

I do not play TF2 so yeah

[limpid violet]

Pyro with the whole fantasy world thing

I don’t either but I know all about it

And aswell as pyro I feel like would be the easiest to make perks for in dbd

[cedar gust]

https://tenor.com/view/saxton-hale-team-fortress-2-tf2-tf2-memes-vsh-gif-12626030100788943379

[glossy fulcrum]

Same thing

[fiery grotto]

Glad it wasnt just me

[orchid pelican]

is this a good idea?

[tough pawn]

i play tf2 but not dead by daylight

[cedar gust]

ok

[gilded ore]

Where the fuck is medic

[cedar gust]

ehh

i did say talk about other

[gilded ore]

Quick, does he have his eyes closed speed trying not to laugh style or does he have them open and staring to my soul style

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[plain cipher]

he is full of hatred

[orchid pelican]

@versed patrol

[versed patrol]

i legit thought the bomb beeping was also mikus voice

[orchid pelican]

yes

[versed patrol]

nice

My miku pillow coming in 1-2 days

[bronze ice]

I heard you get rewarded for overkill

ye this deck was slightly broken

[slender hearth]

yoo lets play l4d2

[bronze ice]

mfw goo buffs my card twice

ragequitting with guaranteed lethal

true card game experience

[glad ruin]

i made thi

[gray harness]

this guy is so dead

[glossy fulcrum]

Rookie numbers

[gritty hinge]

can you fart so hard your BALLS EXPLODE

[glad ruin]

im sorry what the fuck?

what the hell is this supose to mean

[shut totem]

it's a question

[clever sand]

very weird question but, anyone that would like to dramatically say the poker ranks? like a epic TBoI announcer?

cuz my voice is NOT made for that lol

i cannot even say "card" right

[gritty hinge]

what else could it mean

[glad ruin]

its weird

idk what to say

[gritty hinge]

dooles

[glad ruin]

there i changed it

[scarlet sleet]

does anyone wanna play pico park

[glad ruin]

there i criptified it

[orchid pelican]

LMAO

[glad ruin]

actualy

i can make it better

[fiery grotto]

I did the wordle and just put everything I new in and added random letters that might work and got it backwards

[clever sand]

omfg

[gritty hinge]

if i had a nickel for every time i made a dumb joke in balatrocord i’d have 2 nickels

[glad ruin]

whats the issue?

why so serious

[orchid pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/you-shall-not-pass-lotr-do-not-enter-not-allowed-scream-gif-16729885

[orchid pelican]

Put this

[glad ruin]

no

do it urself lol

[orchid pelican]

😂

[glad ruin]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVlMmJudzRsZzlkcjNvdHk4ODZkbGFjNTg0ZmJxZjVvdWprNWNyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KlJzBb0yhErqmUtwpE/giphy.gif

im making art for a joker

a cat joker

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVlMmJudzRsZzlkcjNvdHk4ODZkbGFjNTg0ZmJxZjVvdWprNWNyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KlJzBb0yhErqmUtwpE/giphy.gif

this joker

[orchid pelican]

My honest reaction

[glad ruin]

joker for the cat

[glad ruin]

i love the fact ppl are actualy using him

[fiery grotto]

This gif is so annoying https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVlMmJudzRsZzlkcjNvdHk4ODZkbGFjNTg0ZmJxZjVvdWprNWNyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KlJzBb0yhErqmUtwpE/giphy.gif

[glad ruin]

nuh uh

[visual sail]

Why did cat image not letting scroll up lead to this bro 😭

[fiery grotto]

yk why

we cant have nice things here

[visual sail]

true

[glad ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286786511643082792/1294745851696124014/giphy.gif

[wet pike]

we love rt

[worthy flicker]

we've all asked if you can fart so hard your balls explode
but we never stopped to ask if you can balls so hard your fart explode 🤔

[visual sail]

My farts explode and blow a hole through my pants

[worthy flicker]

oh

[clever sand]

Ok

That doesn't seem nice :(

[scarlet sleet]

still can't believe this is an actual line in a Phoenix Wright game

[gritty hinge]

help i harded so balls my explode farted

[glad ruin]

muahahahaha

[visual sail]

NOOOO THE CAT

I COULDNT SCROLL DOWN

nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glad ruin]

too bad

i actualy dont understand that glitch

how could you NOT scroll down?

[scarlet sleet]

it's because the gif is a single frame

[visual sail]

idk

[glad ruin]

its not tho (technicaly)

theres a small sticker in the bottom right corner that goes into frame uhhh

uhhh

never

[visual sail]

The gilld cheese gif is single frame

That doesn't stop anyone

[gritty hinge]

cat-gains mult for every cat in your home

[glad ruin]

his name is gerbert

hes in the CSL (cryptid suggestion list)

this is his effect

[dense kraken]

cat murder...

its so evil

[glad ruin]

he kills cats, just like he kills your ability to scroll up!

[steep skiff]

Pussyslayer69 /j

[orchid pelican]

PEAK

[glad ruin]

we NEED to get this aproved/loved

[visual sail]

I took this half out of context 😔

[visual sail]

Pentris is hard 😭

[scarlet sleet]

how

[glad ruin]

zeeb zeeb zeeb

[warped fog]

i wanna steal ur choccy milk

[glad ruin]

too bad

[warped fog]

It sounds really tasty

[glad ruin]

its in my tummy!

[warped fog]

:c

[glad ruin]

lul

[warped fog]

should i add sugar?

Or does the choccy bar have enough

[glad ruin]

no?

the chocy bar has MORE than enough

[warped fog]

lolol

[glad ruin]

and dont add the whole thing

like

[warped fog]

Half?

[glad ruin]

maybe a row

or 2

unless youre american

[warped fog]

i am not

[glad ruin]

then add 17 bars

[warped fog]

lol

and 3 big macs

[glad ruin]

dont do too much

if its too sweet, it wont be tasty

its better to start from a loew ammount, and if you think it could be better, just put it back on the stove

[warped fog]

ye

[glad ruin]

and you can always tastetest with a spoon

like a soop

[warped fog]

mhm

Where should i put the milk in?

Like a metal thingy right?

forgot the name :p

[glad ruin]

the pot?

yeah

[warped fog]

Yea

[orchid pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/gusic-cat-gusic-gat-cat-spin-gif-19530529

[warped fog]

henlo

[glad ruin]

hi yamper!

[orchid pelican]

hi

[glad ruin]

we r talking about chocy milk

and the process of making

[warped fog]

chocy milk

[orchid pelican]

milk?, chocolate?, sugar?

water

[warped fog]

milk

[glad ruin]

GET OUT

[orchid pelican]

LMAO

[warped fog]

lol

[visual sail]

I like strawberry mikl

[warped fog]

i like water aswell

[orchid pelican]

if im talking with truth, i dont like chocolate milk (not a joke)

[warped fog]

0-0

[orchid pelican]

i dont like the taste

idk

[glad ruin]

never tried, but my previous experiences with artificial strawberry flavorings arent very positive

[visual sail]

Last time I had chocolate mikl was from 5th grade school lunch

[glad ruin]

understandable

[orchid pelican]

i prefer the normal chocolate

[glad ruin]

ppl like stuff that other dont and vice versa

[warped fog]

i havent had choccy milk in a long time

so it's nice to be able to make it myself ^w^

[orchid pelican]

this is peak for me

[warped fog]

What that

[glad ruin]

ive never tried it

[orchid pelican]

chocolate

[warped fog]

I see

[visual sail]

Ngl I hate the taste of regular chocolate

Like all types of solid chocolate

[glad ruin]

this, is fire tho

[visual sail]

Egg

[warped fog]

eugh kinder chocolate

[glad ruin]

rly?

the kinder country is just

good to me

idk why

[orchid pelican]

mmm, i my country in only see kinder eggs chocolate, i never taste them

[visual sail]

Chocolate just tastes not like chocolate to me

[warped fog]

i mean kinder eggs are finr

[glad ruin]

flavorblind

[warped fog]

The plastic isnt

[visual sail]

😭

[glad ruin]

there are 2 types of kinder eggs iirc

[warped fog]

i saw that

[visual sail]

You not didnt

[glad ruin]

one thats outer shell is chocolate, and the other has a plastic shell with 2 compartments

[warped fog]

I did

My 2 very shut eyes

[glad ruin]

i agree with the plastic tbh

[warped fog]

Def saw

[glad ruin]

when i finish a can of pringles

i use the lid as a mouthguard and just

[orchid pelican]

in your country what is the chocolate brand you buy?

[glad ruin]

chew it

[glad ruin]

milka

[visual sail]

Wait true

[warped fog]

Yeah milka

[glad ruin]

is yamper doxing me?

[warped fog]

But i usually buy home brand

[glad ruin]

MOODDSSS YAMPER IS DOXING MEEEE

[orchid pelican]

noooooooo wtf lmao

in my country are milka chocolate too

[warped fog]

omfg 1.30 am

[glad ruin]

YAMPER KNOWS MY FULL NAME, ADRESS AND BANKING INFO

[glad ruin]

wtf

[orchid pelican]

7pm for me

[glad ruin]

why is time going so fastt

[warped fog]

Murica

idk

Lmao

[glad ruin]

OMG ITS THE CHEESBURGER COUNTRY

[orchid pelican]

what?

I DONT UNDERSTAND

[glad ruin]

HOW MANY BIGMACS DO YOU EAT A DAY MR BIDEN?

[warped fog]

haha

[visual sail]

Actually in America it's 730 🤓

At least eastern

[warped fog]

isnt that the same-

[glad ruin]

probably AM tho

[warped fog]

yeah

[warped fog]

Still mornin

[visual sail]

It's 730 pm

[warped fog]

What country is that

[glad ruin]

me no hablo espanjol

[orchid pelican]

Im from venezuela

[visual sail]

Espanjol

[warped fog]

so where?

Im silly with maps and earth :P

[visual sail]

Southmerica

North part iirc

[warped fog]

Ohhhh righ

[glad ruin]

so hes CLOSE to the cheeseburger country

[visual sail]

Well

[orchid pelican]

noooo lmao

[glad ruin]

QUICKLY SEND HIM TO MURICA SO HE GETS OBESE

[warped fog]

What is that suspicious c4 beeping im hearing?

[orchid pelican]

WHAT IS MURICA?

[warped fog]

like im hearing beeping noises

[visual sail]

Venezuela is nowhere geographically to mehico

[warped fog]

hmmmm

[visual sail]

You should open your backdoor 😃

/j

[warped fog]

no

[warped fog]

its windy

OW MY EYES

[visual sail]

Same i got humpscares

[glad ruin]

LITTLE TIMMIES EAGLES SEND HIM TO THE MOTHERLAND!!! GVSS and EVFV theme starts playing
eagle screaches 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[warped fog]

DONT FLASH BANG ME

[glad ruin]

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[orchid pelican]

you never see a map never?

[glad ruin]

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[visual sail]

Oh god

[glad ruin]

(galvinised square steel moment)

[warped fog]

jesus het is een uur dertig well laat hé?

[orchid pelican]

si hablamos en otros idiomas, los mods nos regañan

[warped fog]

woah

[orchid pelican]

so we need talk in english

[warped fog]

ok

[scarlet sleet]

i left for twenty minutes

[warped fog]

I mean teminsten heeft mijn language niet die raare skribbles on its letters

[scarlet sleet]

what is happening

[warped fog]

Stuff is happening

[scarlet sleet]

i see

[warped fog]

And it is very late

[orchid pelican]

I have already been scolded for speaking Spanish, if we are going to speak other languages ​​it is better to do it somewhere else, since if they cannot read what is said they cannot moderate.

[visual sail]

My phone is going to die

[warped fog]

99%

[visual sail]

I can't charge it D:

[warped fog]

:D

[orchid pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-23674110

[visual sail]

6 percento

[orchid pelican]

use pc

[visual sail]

I'm in a restaurant brother

[glad ruin]

then EAT

[visual sail]

Lettme pull my laptop out rq

[warped fog]

At 1.34 am?

[visual sail]

It's 7:30pm

[warped fog]

oh right

[visual sail]

I'm merica land babeh

[warped fog]

Fod land

[visual sail]

Nah i don't feel like it

[scarlet sleet]

same

[orchid pelican]

burger land

[visual sail]

Okay 4 percento bai bai

[warped fog]

so 3 people are on the other side of the world

[orchid pelican]

Bye

[glad ruin]

QUICKLY STUFF HIS MOUTH WITH BIGMACS AND UHHH

[warped fog]

Cool

[warped fog]

2*

[glad ruin]

HOT CHEETOS AND CANCEROUS DIES

DYES

[warped fog]

Diets?

[glad ruin]

DYES

like colores

red 40

and shit

[warped fog]

how are colours cancerous-

[glad ruin]

sir

[orchid pelican]

Colores?, so you speak spanish too

[glad ruin]

ne

mi, kažemo boje

[warped fog]

bougy ahh language

[orchid pelican]

Croatia?

[glad ruin]

sir, if a color can make a rats skin transgender it can cause cancer

[glad ruin]

yes

[warped fog]

transgender?

[glad ruin]

transparent sori

[warped fog]

Or transparant?

Oh okay lol

Transgender rats

[glad ruin]

nonono

transgender rat SKIN

[orchid pelican]

JSJSJSJSJ

[warped fog]

i eat them

With choccy milk

[orchid pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-rat-spin-gif-26488967

[warped fog]

STOP

FLASH BANGING ME

[orchid pelican]

You are not talking about chocolate milk???

[warped fog]

PLEASE

[glad ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286786511643082792/1294745851696124014/giphy.gif

[orchid pelican]

Gerbert

[glad ruin]

imagine not being able to scroll up

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTVlMmJudzRsZzlkcjNvdHk4ODZkbGFjNTg0ZmJxZjVvdWprNWNyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KlJzBb0yhErqmUtwpE/giphy.gif

[warped fog]

i

Need

Choccy

Milk

[glad ruin]

SKILL I-

[warped fog]

lol

[glad ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/car-cat-garn-garn47-47-gif-5335545981153747982

[warped fog]

Scawy

also

Wind is so strong

Feels like my house is gonna fly

[glad ruin]

me when huricane

[warped fog]

marry poppins house

[warped fog]

nah not possible here

[glad ruin]

amerikansas

[warped fog]

wat

[glad ruin]

ameri-kansas

[warped fog]

what about kansas?

im not there :>

Im heading to your location

Rapidly

[warped fog]

it is 2 am on a saturday

[glad ruin]

good thing we have sunday to adjust

[warped fog]

yeh

nut

Balls

[glad ruin]

WHAT

[warped fog]

lol

[glad ruin]

WHARRR

WHARRRRR

[warped fog]

how u do that

[glad ruin]

you write a hastag, instantly add a space, and write text

[warped fog]

pee pee

[glad ruin]

.# like this, but without the dot

mhm

-# hi

[warped fog]

nice

[glad ruin]

you can write that

[warped fog]

hi :3

[glad ruin]

by writing

.-#, then a space without the dot

aaaa

aaaaa

[warped fog]

-# owo

Small face :3

[glad ruin]

by adding 2 hashtags to the original way, the text shrinks

-# :3

[warped fog]

wow

wow

wow

[glad ruin]

it oesnt work on 4

[warped fog]

does --# work?

Or -##

[glad ruin]

nope

[warped fog]

-## :3

:c

[glad ruin]

--# nope

[warped fog]

im still craving choccy milk btw

[glad ruin]

if you go to sleep

and think of smthn else

you can save that craving

for TOMOROW!

actualy

today

[warped fog]

:D

Yeah

Today

Also what are cooking grade chocolates?

[glad ruin]

its like a normal chocolate bar, but with some special propereties which make it better for cooking!

[warped fog]

hmmmm

[glad ruin]

it has a more intense flavour and melts a bit harder i think

iirc

[warped fog]

Whats 'iirc'

[glad ruin]

if i remember correctly

[warped fog]

ohh okay

[glad ruin]

dw, i was confused too when i first saw someone say iirc

[warped fog]

we all get confuzed at shorten phrases atleast once :p

[glad ruin]

mhm

[warped fog]

but would a regular bar work aswell?

[glad ruin]

yeah for sure

[warped fog]

alr i'll use that

[glad ruin]

normal works, but cooking grade is preffered

[warped fog]

more reliable for me :3

i will use normal to be safe

else there is a chance i would die

(Allergy of nuts and such)

[glad ruin]

oh

i think im alergic to a single specific type of nut

[warped fog]

which one?

[glad ruin]

but im actualy unsure, since i had a reaction, but was normaly eating them earlier that year

leme check the name, idk what its called in english

[warped fog]

hmmm

[glad ruin]

cashew

[warped fog]

maybe you grew an allergy

[warped fog]

Me too but duh

Im allegic to almost all nuts

[glad ruin]

im alergic to cashews and cashews in specific

[glad ruin]

oof

[warped fog]

:/

pretty much trial and error

also to cats dogs

Bunch of stuff

[glad ruin]

good grief

[warped fog]

and i dont know what else

;-;

[glad ruin]

the alergy to cats and dogs just seems

sad

[warped fog]

haha it is

any pet really

also highly sensetive to dust

[glad ruin]

is there like

[warped fog]

so any pet would be silly

[glad ruin]

smthn u arent alergic to?

[warped fog]

air

and water

ahhh i really like cats too

they're cute

:<