#🃏・off-topic

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lucid isle
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I powered off my phone, and now I just got to hope they don't come

jade echo
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@lucid isle for future reference in 911 its better to explain it was a miscall instead of having them send someone out to you

jade echo
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more homestuck stuff

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fortuno's sun wu kong lusus

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and lord it's been so long but galactic gambler as a troll

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@low sandal appleading do u like them, its been so long since i did a fantroll sprite

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ignore shitty crop but this was the original art

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actually i should cook a bit more

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there we go

low sandal
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yoooo

gray harness
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ok, so now i have to deal with natural giga gargs in this difficult pvz mod

cloud light
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PvZ was a banger game

gray harness
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pvz1, mod name is "ori?ginal", be carefyl with level 6, it took me over an hour because of rng

cloud light
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Lmao that difficult?

gray harness
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yes, pole vaulters are truly a nightmare

cloud light
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Dang alright I'll check it out

tawny helm
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my mum is giving me only 1 hr of balatro a day because video games cause violence or something

gray harness
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poker videogame causes gambling or smth

tidal stump
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dev stated they dont support gambling

tawny helm
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eshop didnt care

tidal stump
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companies dont respect indie games in general

jade echo
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he grows

jade echo
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speedrun

brittle portal
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oh my god

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lyman who hurt you

jade echo
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what do you mean

brittle portal
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so many homestucks

jade echo
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its my trauma response

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fortuno explaining his next scheme to the galactic gambler (he just blinded his eye the day prior)

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wait

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mistake

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there we go

simple current
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chat who here plays rhythm games

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not looking for a specific one, just wanna know rn

tidal stump
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i do sometimes

brittle portal
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i do

dense kraken
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making the world's worst breakcore right now

jade echo
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post it when done

dense kraken
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i am 1 minute and 15 seconds in

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it follows like 2 breakcore conventions

dusky oriole
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i love sharp walls of noise that have vague patterns!!!!

low sandal
jade echo
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idk ive just been saving these as "fortunostuck"

bleak portal
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i got an onyx agate today! like the balatro card. but no onyx isnt a balatro reference pls o pls dont be a balatro reference now

dusky oriole
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that looks so cool

dense kraken
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the word "retrigger" was used in an fl studio preset and i immediately thought of balatro

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help

dusky oriole
tidal stump
tawny helm
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dear god my ears

dense kraken
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why

lucid isle
jade echo
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<@&1133519078540185692> can we not have literal ear piercing videos posted here that would be epic

dense kraken
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yeah that would be nice

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thanks :)

edgy stream
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All good

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I know Its off topic channel but definitely not needed

jade echo
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aint needed anywhere

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i wear earplugs to not go deaf from heavy machinery i dont need to hear this

edgy stream
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Always protect your ears

dense kraken
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i don't need to be even more at risk for tinnitus thank you

jade echo
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my ears are still ringing god damn

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never got why people thought that stuff is funny

dense kraken
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same here kinda. i've also been musicing for the past like two hours so there's that

lucid isle
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is it just me or does time feel really slow

dense kraken
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yeah same here. thats kinda how it is

dusky oriole
dense kraken
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actually yeah that

lucid isle
dusky oriole
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thats true but your body can

lucid isle
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its not that late, for me

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i don't sleep now

ruby ingot
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today made me want to exchange taste buds with someone cause i wanna have the food actually taste good instead of trying to believe it is

dusky oriole
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covid?

ruby ingot
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no

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hella picky tastebuds :(

dusky oriole
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unfortunate

ruby ingot
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i usually eat the same couple of things

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and i wish my tongue could enjoy more foods

jade echo
lucid isle
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i like most foods

brittle portal
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yarr?

dense kraken
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very

jade echo
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shh

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🤫

dusky oriole
dense kraken
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"but it's funny" great medical advice

dusky oriole
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truly

jade echo
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im pretty sure i have arfid

tawny helm
ruby ingot
lucid isle
dusky oriole
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i get to do things like having unhealthy amounts of sodium and enjoying it so its fine

ruby ingot
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hot pocket diet with some chicken(sometimes) is fire

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and an unhealthy amount of chocolate milk

jade echo
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you deffo sound like you have arfid

ruby ingot
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dang that's crazy

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still tastes good

tawny helm
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what is arfid

jade echo
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(i had hot pockets for breakfast 😭 )

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Avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder

ruby ingot
lucid isle
dusky oriole
lucid isle
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ima get a hot pocket

jade echo
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its not the same as being a picky eater btw

tawny helm
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oh yeah my sister does that

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eats the same thing literally every day

dense kraken
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sometimes i just want to stop eating food but then i don't care enough about wanting to stop eating food so i do
idk what to think about it

ruby ingot
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for some reason i only like kraft mac n cheese
why

dusky oriole
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real

ruby ingot
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i like drinking more than eating tbh

dusky oriole
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i don't like either too much other than sweets

edgy stream
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Hey guys no piracy talk in any chat please

dense kraken
jade echo
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damn captain blackbeard

tawny helm
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piracy is no party!

jade echo
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if you are on the autism spectrum that might be a reason why

dusky oriole
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who?

jade echo
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i should have pinged, that was to mijo

jade echo
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😭

ruby ingot
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dang discord lagging that's crazy

dense kraken
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i really wish i didn't have to do things needed for basic human function though
just leave me in a room with a copy of my like 3 interests and i'll be happy forever :3

ruby ingot
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no autism(yet)

dusky oriole
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lmfao

jade echo
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its also an adhd symptom

ruby ingot
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ok that i have

jade echo
dense kraken
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i'm 90% sure i'm somewhere on that spectrum but i really don't care quite enough for an actual diagnosis

ruby ingot
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just got scrambled eggs(unsalted as i like)

jade echo
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it might come as a shock to you guys but i am a little 🤏 autistic

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my wife chimes in and wants to add that her favorite safe food is imitation crab meat

ruby ingot
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just had a headache food = need

dense kraken
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when i have a headache i just live with it

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it is what it is (tm)

dusky oriole
jade echo
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you folks are reminding me of how i was when i was younger

ruby ingot
jade echo
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i am 87 years old

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-62 years

dusky oriole
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math age

ruby ingot
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im that -abc years

tawny helm
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i long for the balatro

dense kraken
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btw can someone tell me to music harder

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i need to get things done

jade echo
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MUSIC HARDER LETSGO

tawny helm
dense kraken
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thanks

jade echo
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AMEN BREAK HARDER

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

lucid isle
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i am [ERROR]

dense kraken
jade echo
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no i getcha

tawny helm
jade echo
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wife suggests to the arfid homies

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treat yourself and get an air fryer

tawny helm
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every time i listen to a song and hear the amen break i go slightly more insane

dusky oriole
jade echo
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then you hit the homie with the

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and then THEYRE like

dusky oriole
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you're so real old man

ruby ingot
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breakcore im brokecore

tawny helm
jade echo
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then you hit them with the lyman special

dusky oriole
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so whens the album?

brittle portal
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without listening are they amen break samples

jade echo
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yes

brittle portal
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zamn

dense kraken
ruby ingot
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might've put a little too much ketchup on my scrambled eggs

jade echo
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no its called music

ruby ingot
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the ketchup is overloading my tastebuds

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bru

jade echo
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scramble another egg

dusky oriole
dense kraken
dense kraken
jade echo
dense kraken
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my ears hurt

dusky oriole
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nice

dense kraken
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i should probably sleep now

dusky oriole
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night night

tawny helm
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what happens when all 25 naps are taken

dense kraken
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eternal bliss (probably)

dusky oriole
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pretty much

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i just wanted to change it from what it was so naps

dense kraken
dusky oriole
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true

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out of context strange but true

tidal stump
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i might have anemia tbh since im constantly tired and ive lost plenty of blood in my past but ive never checked

dusky oriole
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if you're not in america then you should get checked for sure

tidal stump
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i am thats probably why ive never checked

ruby ingot
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my sleep schedule is sleep scheduling

dusky oriole
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i died on the (afaik) final boss in hades 2 with like 2 hits of health left on the boss :|

dusky oriole
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getting there again now to fix my skill issue

dusky oriole
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died because of bugs (not being able to move outside sprints and not being able to charge my cast) :|

ruby ingot
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Just found out that the longest yugio card text only beats out 1 dr. seuss book in word count

tidal stump
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what

fiery grotto
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what

tender quest
brittle portal
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what the fuck

ruby ingot
# tender quest

with the help of basic python knowledge, this has 40 less words than the card i was talking about

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this thing

tender quest
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Both of these cards are unplayable btw

ruby ingot
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yay

atomic arrow
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They need to keep adding words to it until it’s playable

tender quest
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Nowadays they just put the words on other cards you're expected to run with them

visual sail
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This is probably why I can't get into mtg

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Besides being poor

fiery grotto
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XD

dusky oriole
dense kraken
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magic the gathering

junior rampart
rich dust
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which is as stupid as gambling on solitaire

visual sail
junior rampart
visual sail
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lol

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i was half joking

tidal stump
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among other problems

teal tapir
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scratch anime dodges the turret's bullets then proceeds to fight the square being

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and uses the turret as a minigun

dusky oriole
dusky oriole
visual sail
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idk man, i think real life is capeable of running numbers past e308

dusky oriole
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impossible

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i don't see an e309 dollar bill anywhere

fiery grotto
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Well that doesnt make any cents

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Maybe you just need to pay more attention?

candid pulsar
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Balatro in a nutshell

fiery grotto
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Is it bad Ive seen this same gif like 6 times on this server XD

lone flame
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☔🌧️

blissful dust
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@lone flame I agree with ya though RoRR is just the definitive version of RoR so it’s worth the play. RoR itself hasn’t aged the greatest

lone flame
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Also RoRR has an unique atmosphere and it's beautiful

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Still want to get 100% achievements like I did with 2, but I'm lazy

blissful dust
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It’s got its problems, like the enemies are tanky af in that game to the point where it’s kinda annoying. I usually play on 150% damage

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but I agree it’s beautiful some of the best sprite art I’ve ever seen

lone flame
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Yeah, the scaling is really scary

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But also legendary items are more common than in 2, what do you think?

blissful dust
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I dunno, maybe? I myself seem to run into them more in 2 actually

lone flame
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Lol, I get at least one or two legendaries in R, while in 2 I can run a loop without getting any legendary, except guaranteed ones in 4th stage

blissful dust
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I do quite enjoy both games but it’s also hard to compare them, they’re very different

jade echo
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rorr doesnt have the epic ror1 mods

lone flame
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Anyway, on which difficulty you like to play? I like rainstorm more, because of epic enemy scaling

lone flame
jade echo
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try starstorm for ror1 if you havent

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ignore lyman's items mod

lone flame
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Okay, I'll see

blissful dust
blissful dust
dusky oriole
dense salmon
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I'll try something different. Loading up some other Steam games. Play them for a couple of minutes each ... Yawn ... Back to Balatro.

dusky oriole
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have you made an isaac mod before lyman?

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oh those messages are old, he'll see it anyway i hope

dusky oriole
dense salmon
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Hades was okay but all the talking

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might as well sit in a Starbucks

dusky oriole
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you got gods at your starbucks?

dense salmon
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with enough caffeine, anything is possible

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caffeine started the big bang

dusky oriole
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true

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i like the story of both hades 1 and 2 so i don't mind the talking, though i def liked the characters in hades 1 more than the ones in hades 2

dense kraken
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i still need to finish hades 1, i've only made it to the asphodel boss before

dusky oriole
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my only complaints so far are that the early access has problems that early access games often have, which will be fixed

dense salmon
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Hmm, my sister just told me my favorite uncle just passed away. No emotional energy for gaming now. ttyl

dusky oriole
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sorry to hear that

dusky oriole
dense kraken
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sword, you, and the spear
i only need one more key for the other thing

dusky oriole
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nice

dense kraken
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i could probably beat the bone hydra if i tried enough+got decent enough boons

dusky oriole
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hades got a lot easier for me when i started thinking of the gods in 2 categories: multi-hit and single hit

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put the multi-hit boons on the fast attacks and the single hit boons on the slow attacks, legit that simple

dense kraken
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will keep in mind

dusky oriole
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also spam dash attack

dense kraken
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i do that already, just binded a button on my mouse to dash and the game became 10x easier

dusky oriole
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gaming

dense kraken
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real

dusky oriole
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i just play with controller cause it feels like the correct option

dense kraken
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i get that controller is more intended but i don't have one so i just have to live with it for the most part

dusky oriole
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god the last weapon currently available in hades 2 feels so weird

jade echo
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lil doodle

radiant ermine
dusky oriole
brittle portal
jade echo
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:']

dusky oriole
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i don't have tboi on pc but i'm still downloading the mod 💪

dense kraken
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i don't have tboi in general

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still downloaded

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someone name a singular good song
i clicked on the next button on my playlist like 50 times without finding a song i'm not fully burnt out on

dusky oriole
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como estas from the mind game ost

tidal stump
split swallow
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Uh…I’m lost. This is too difficult for me.

(I got it first try obviously)

brittle portal
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HOW DID I NOT FIRST TRY IT

dusky oriole
stark quest
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4 fingers or shortcut for straights?

hollow shuttle
dusky oriole
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the skull

hollow shuttle
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Oh yea

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It's super weird

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Axe is funny

dusky oriole
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axe feels too slow even for a slow weapon

hollow shuttle
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I like the block featurev

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It's super nice

dusky oriole
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i got the 30% attack speed hammer and couldn't even tell the difference

hollow shuttle
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Saved me from like 3958 melee smashes from ||cerby||

dusky oriole
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i haven't used the axe enough to start relying on the block yet, prob not going to till i ||unlock aspects, if there are any for the axe|| or till it gets buffed

hollow shuttle
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Axe feels kinda like the best base aspect rn to me, but might just be me

dusky oriole
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i like lim & oros way more

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the knives

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quite a few of the knife hammers feel insanely busted

wispy grotto
hollow shuttle
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I didn't ||unlock any aspects|| yet unfortunately, didn't have much time to play

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So I can only comment on the base ones

dusky oriole
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especially the hammer for the knives where they come back when you throw them, that one is absurd

dusky oriole
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simply double the damage + gain backstab damage for some reason

hollow shuttle
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Lol

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That sounds broken

dusky oriole
hollow shuttle
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Didn't find any hammers on the knives cuz I unlocked next weapon before I managed to get a hammer on them, lol

dusky oriole
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theres also one that increases damage on the charged throw for each time it hits an enemy iirc, which you can combo with the one that makes them all get thrown straight forward

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they are so broken

brittle portal
hollow shuttle
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I like the hammer that breaks 80% of armor

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It is so fucking busted

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Minibosses just get melted

dusky oriole
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rn i haven't been struggling much with anything other than ||the chronos fight|| which doesn't include armor so i've been mostly ignoring armor stuff

hollow shuttle
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I see

dusky oriole
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way too many arcana moment

stark quest
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man i love riff raff dagger

tidal stump
stark quest
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if i ankh dagger does it keep the same +mult

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or does the new one spawn at 0

dusky oriole
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keeps the same mult

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but how are you gonna keep both? eternal?

tawny helm
tawny helm
stark quest
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eternal

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didnt matter i didnt go that route

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now ive got a perishable negative invis joker which is stupid on multiple levels

tawny helm
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wait

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i forgot about ewow

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I DIDNT SUMBIT A RESPONSE

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:[

brittle portal
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did you not respond to 3a

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lmaoo

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and with an extension too...

jade echo
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its joever

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i found the best bbl drizzy variant

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PUERTO RICO MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

ivory kindle
radiant ermine
cedar basin
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for the omega special

dusky oriole
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my fav is still the returning special i think

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i can work around the fan usually but no level of positioning is gonna double my damage for free lol

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the one that makes your omega attack scale is also very fun but seems pretty bad when it matters

fiery grotto
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balatro reference!

fiery grotto
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Also todays daily wordle is VERY questionable

timber oyster
fickle moon
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i will play this if the petition is signed (that is 3 ppl agrees)

fickle moon
jade echo
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i suspect you might be a little too young for that game

fickle moon
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i should remove it like rn

dusky oriole
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yay! i beat hades 2 ||both routes, on 2 fear just for darkness farming|| had a very skill-intensive run (/s) with around 1000ehp for the final boss

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actually thats not including the damage reduction and dodge chance

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legit easier than my 80% damage reduction god mode run

ruby ingot
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something ain't right

ivory kindle
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Just put it under enough pressure

timber oyster
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well, black hole also upgrades full houses so...

tidal stump
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the tetris effect is probably happening with balatro too at this point

jagged nebula
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the what

atomic arrow
jagged nebula
atomic arrow
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Not quite

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I think it was more about the mechanics of Tetris

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Like organizing your stuff and visualizing it as Tetris

jagged nebula
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Ah

atomic arrow
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Amogus is more the character than the mechanic IMO

jagged nebula
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But the same rule applies?

tidal stump
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yeah p much

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so like seeing a picture of earth and thinking about "full house" instead of "cool a picture of earth"

dense salmon
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The Tetris effect is specifically describing playing Tetris in your head after you’ve actually played it

jagged nebula
ivory kindle
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Engineers: Alright I finished the blueprint now onto testing the design
Balatro person: blueprint

uneven lark
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Normal Person : "aaah, I can finally enjoy a nice pop after this hard day of work, thank you bartender"
Balatro Player : "hell nah take it back"

ivory kindle
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What

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Is this diet cola?

uneven lark
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gotta sell it again for the double tag

ivory kindle
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Normal Person: These eggs are rotten, I gotta throw them out
Balatro Person: Hell yeah, stonks

jade warren
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Normal person: Here's my deposit for the rental car
Balatro player: 1

dusky oriole
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this egg is rotten ^

jade warren
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:(

dusky oriole
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lmao

fickle moon
ivory kindle
jade warren
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Rental mechanic

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Makes a Joker cost 1$ but it costs you 3$ every blind

ivory kindle
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Lol

fickle moon
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normal person: har har har har
balatro person: egg + 🎁

jade warren
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Normal people: Perishable goods are fine, just need to use them before they expire
Balatro player: No.

ivory kindle
jade warren
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My monkey brain just doesn't buy persihables

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Mostly because I feel the need to play at near breakneck speeds and I keep forgetting to sell them

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And then only realising at a boss blind

fickle moon
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normal people: puts those cats on the stand to hopefully draw in more customers
balatro person: dice + tons of rng

ivory kindle
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Normal Person: Now we’re even stevens!
Balatro Person: Mult

fickle moon
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normal: theres somethin odd bout todd
balatro: chip

tidal stump
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normal person: ooo a banana
balatro person: ooo a banana

dusky oriole
ivory kindle
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Wait they do?

atomic arrow
dusky oriole
ruby ingot
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i love online school cause i can speedrun through future assignments for early summer break

visual sail
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Damn

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Mist be nice

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I still have like 5 assignments that are 80% my grade after the sols

ruby ingot
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im failing in 2 classes rn so i gotta do this quick before anyone notices

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and I might have to tank an almost fail in pe because of one singular assignment that i probably can't do

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damn you pe logs

ruby ingot
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maturing is realizing goldfish have a slightly higher attention span and can retain memories for months

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goldfish keep getting disrespected smh

marsh flicker
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does anyone know if there is a hotkey to minimize Balatro (Mac, Steam)?

jade echo
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galactic gambler gets blinded by the sun

shy wagon
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OHHHHH SCARY SCARY😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🔫😱😱😱😱🐈🐈😱😱😱😱😱

jade echo
low sandal
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YOOO

wispy grotto
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aliensrock editors outdone themselves

fiery grotto
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the fact that we took the picture at like the same frame is funny though

atomic arrow
visual sail
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I need to watch more aliensrock

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I'm too busy grinding osu, balatro, and bss though

ivory kindle
ivory kindle
visual sail
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I am

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But I can't pay attention to the video when I gaming

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So I just hear Tyler say "balls" and just question my life

fiery grotto
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Balls

visual sail
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Balls.

dusky oriole
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Bawws uwu

dense kraken
dusky oriole
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but the reactions to it are so funny

fiery grotto
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certified egg moment

tawny helm
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what

dusky oriole
atomic arrow
jade echo
dusky oriole
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is that a library of ruina character?

modern heart
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Either library or limbus

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I've only played lob corp so idk, but they are project moon

cloud light
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yo @gray harness, quick question, do you have any way to fix the absolutely mangled characters in that pvz mod?

gray harness
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wdym? what's the issue?

cloud light
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stuff like this, mostly

gray harness
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you don't

cloud light
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ah okay

fiery grotto
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XD

cloud light
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I'm assuming it's some kinda unicode issue with it originally being chinese?

gray harness
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I guess, since pvz plus/hard mode has the same issue

dusky oriole
cloud light
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haha true

dull mist
dusky oriole
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has there been a boomer shooter resurgence or is it coincidence that i always see them now?

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guessing it'd be cause of ultrakill

dense salmon
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What does this mean?

brittle portal
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reading the card explains the card

next sparrow
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also why is this in offtopic

dense salmon
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oh sorry wrong channel

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but thank you

fickle moon
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event on may 23rd :DDDDDDDDD imma change my avatar to noob for this one occasion

normal galleon
# dense salmon

it means that if the first hand of the round has only 1 card, you add a permanent copy of it to the deck and draw it to your hand

ruby ingot
# dense salmon

If you play a singular card on your first hand, create a permanent copy of the played card in hand

tepid island
dense salmon
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Can't believe my first guess was a game that hasn't released

tardy cape
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holyshit the balatro glider

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(im joking)

dusky oriole
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holyshit the gambit glider

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(is that actually the glider for the xmen character?)

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oh god i just remembered i had a strange dream

tardy cape
dusky oriole
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makes sense

tardy cape
jade echo
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fortuno lauhging to the bank and back

lucid isle
dusky oriole
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my luck is like the opposite

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i would simply choose to shoot him everytime and win

lucid isle
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but if its blank and you shoot him, he gets the gun

jagged nebula
dusky oriole
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all there is to it

lucid isle
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what

dusky oriole
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1 in 3 is 3 in 3 as long as you're lucky frfr

shy wagon
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Your card of the day Rank: ||Ace|| ||King|| ||Queen|| ||Jack|| ||10|| ||9|| ||8|| ||7|| ||6|| ||5|| ||4|| ||3|| ||2|| Suit: ||Spade|| ||Heart|| ||Club|| ||Diamond|| ||Wild|| Enhancement (Skip this part if wild): ||Lucky|| ||Stone|| ||Bonus|| ||Mult|| ||Steal|| ||Glass|| || Gold|| Seal: ||Gold Seal|| ||Red Seal|| ||Purple Seal|| ||Blue Seal|| Aura: ||Foil|| ||Holographic|| ||Polychrome|| Reply Your card!blueprint balatrojoker balatro_B 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇷 egg

fiery grotto
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@visual sail
I found a bug... But not in Balatro, in Gimkit at school
I got an autoclicker and it clicked the answer question button 2 times at once allowing for the question to appear and disappear, and then it also answers the question
Normally there is a 3 second cooldown when getting it wrong but with this it closes the menu before realizing you got the question wrong so you can answer again quickly
I answered 104 questions in the matter of the first minute of the game 💀

dusky oriole
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lmao

fiery grotto
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we played 3 rounds and got candy each round, so we eaten good tonight egg

dusky oriole
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halloween haul

fiery grotto
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lol

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The best part is I used my name as my friend who was absent, so I dont even get the candy

tired elk
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Stone Jack of Diamond w/ Gold Seal and Holographic

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cooking

fiery grotto
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lol

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This pains me

shy wagon
fiery grotto
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Real

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fibbo + hack + odd todd though

shy wagon
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Straights go BRRRRR R BRB RBB RB RB R BR B RB B bbBBRBRBBRRRRRRRRRRRR

fiery grotto
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exactly

shy wagon
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With odd todd + even Steven

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I wish balatro discord has a voice channel so we can screenshare balatro

jagged nebula
dusky oriole
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i'm gaming

dense kraken
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<@&1133519078540185692> a bit of silliness

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thanks

fiery grotto
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Thank you balatroheart

zenith patio
lucid isle
dapper oak
visual sail
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But your acc must've sucked

fiery grotto
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wdym

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Im to lazy to make an actual account

visual sail
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Your correct/incorrect ratio

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That's how my teachers do it

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50 questions at least, and highest accuracy to get candy

fiery grotto
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Then I would just use javascript to change it

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but thats not what our teacher did sooooo free candy

tepid island
hollow edge
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guys do the nyt mini today

dusky oriole
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i know why you said that but what the fuck is a swizzle stick

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the people making these must have been there for the creation of the swizzle stick or something

hollow edge
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I honestly have no idea

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it was just the five letter word that made the most sense

ruby ingot
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you might fail who knows

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oh shit i really hit a 1 in 16 on accident

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I JUST DID IT AGAIN

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I GOT 2 QUESTIONS CORRECT IN A ROW THEN MISSED
TWICE

dusky oriole
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youtube keeps recommending me random videos that are like a day old with 3-30 views, its cool for music but now i'm just getting like random lets plays

odd pawn
lone flame
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though I like 10s more lol

next sparrow
nocturne lion
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its always the third video in the list of related videos

dusky oriole
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just started for me

fickle moon
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random ss from me just playing roblox
cause im bored :/

junior rampart
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Cary CH walking

visual sail
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I put the wrong fucking email for ewow3

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So my response doesn't count

potent copper
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How many time before update on xbox ? Can't wait, no want to play before 🙈

brittle portal
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PM SLEEPER AGENTS HERE

alpine pulsar
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we are everywhere

ivory kindle
alpine pulsar
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project moon

modern heart
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I only recently got into it, a friend gifted me Lob Corp earlier this year

dusky oriole
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the smash bros brawl mod

jade echo
dusky oriole
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i forget if i said i'd send a pic of my fav deck i have here or another server but regardless here it is

ivory kindle
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XXX, an Amsterdam classic

dusky oriole
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its the amsterdam symbol or whatever

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on all the merch

ivory kindle
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Yeah, it’s on their flag

steep skiff
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Oh that is so rad what the hell???

ivory kindle
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And there is NO correlation whatsoever to any other interpretations of triple X’s that are tied to Amsterdam

timber oyster
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Press X to doubt

frigid mountain
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Holy based

glossy fulcrum
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There’s no way

fiery grotto
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POG

wispy grotto
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Pog

empty python
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Valorant is stealing the balatro logo wth? (Bugged on reddit due to internet problems)

teal tapir
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lol

wispy grotto
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lol

fiery grotto
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lol

dusky oriole
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lol

jade echo
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not lol

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valorant

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🙄

dense salmon
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vaLOLrant

jade echo
dusky oriole
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gonna do that dance everytime i hit a wheel_of_fortune now

dense kraken
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i've actually been getting like 1/2 success rate with wheel_of_fortune recently

tepid island
jade echo
dusky oriole
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the slight similarity to that fnaf song at 1:17 ruined me, all i could think about for the rest of the song

jade warren
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Everywhere I look I see it

dusky oriole
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what are you playing?

dusky oriole
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it was so on purpose huh

frigid mountain
jade echo
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it wasnt originally on purpose

frigid mountain
jade echo
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but i just happened to be in the same key as it

frigid mountain
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Here's dodo

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Loooong baby

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Any goodbye

dusky oriole
jade echo
dusky oriole
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woo! yay!

jade echo
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i will always try to sneak in either a fnaf song joke or the sunstar lick

dusky oriole
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idk the sunstar lick

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thats just a very happy whimsical little tune to me

jade echo
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when the 5-6-5-6 tuplet

atomic arrow
wooden trout
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Pot of Greed joker when?

tidal stump
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a mod adds it, cant say anything else because theres a rule preventing me from doing so

atomic arrow
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I think at least two mods do

dusky oriole
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lymancore gif

jade echo
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getting used to swing shifts are weird

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i technically have "48 hours" off but

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doesnt feel like it

jade echo
jade echo
fiery grotto
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yep

wispy grotto
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relatable

fickle moon
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so real

simple current
glossy fulcrum
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El gato 🙏

radiant ermine
tardy cape
visual sail
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guys help im addicted to tetr.io now

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i see sexy ah T-spin and a bunch of tetris in my feed and now im actually invested in grinding out compet tetris

fiery grotto
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The most BrownieBread thinv Ive heard in a while

neon mantle
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speaking of online games... anyone have a list of the best "dles" out there they want to share? I play bandle, tradle and costcodle but I am looking to expand my repertoire

fiery grotto
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Sorry, nothing here that I know of

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Im a little TO addicted to Balatro

tidal stump
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theres also wordle

haughty trellis
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$4k cooler, Balatro IRL

tidal stump
ivory kindle
haughty trellis
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A napkin?

ivory kindle
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Ye

split swallow
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Use it to copy Player 1’s winning score

haughty trellis
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Lolll

terse hinge
visual sail
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The 1000 wordle variant

dense kraken
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those are just my thoughts

dense kraken
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yeah no problem

dusky oriole
visual sail
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Nuh uh

fiery grotto
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lol

visual sail
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Some of the boxes have repeated words

fiery grotto
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I know what Im doing in school

visual sail
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So I managed to beat it within like 500ish guesses just by saying random common words

dusky oriole
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i can't tell whats even going on anymore

dense kraken
dusky oriole
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this seems easy but why

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why would you do this

dense kraken
simple current
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1v1 sometime?

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(I suck at it but I'll do it anyway)

simple current
fickle moon
visual sail
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Also i don't care about 16m Alex T wr 😭

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Also dw I also suck

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I have like 2:39 on 40 lines

gray harness
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holy hell, new aliensrock video just dropped!

visual sail
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Omfg

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Cbi ftw

tired elk
visual sail
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We love cba

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Icely go brrrr

fiery grotto
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wait what

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oh

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I see

junior rampart
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01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110011 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00101110 01101101 01101001 01110100 00101110 01100101 01100100 01110101 00101111 01110000 01110010 01101111 01101010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01110011 00101111 00110001 00110000 00110010 00110010 00110011 00110110 00110011 00110110 00110101 00110000 00101111

dense kraken
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why does it have to be so hard to make music longer than two minutes thirty seconds

jade echo
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i cant get past 8 bars

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😔

dense kraken
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but when an entire album is made of 2:30s and 2:40s it really doesnt work

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(for me specifically)

fiery grotto
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I love how the first song in the Inscryption OST is 13 minutes long

tepid island
dusky oriole
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or combine 4 songs into 1 and make a 7:30

modern heart
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My current album I'm working on has one 2:30ish piece and the rest are 4-6 minutes so far

tidal stump
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i should really try to make music again tbh

jagged nebula
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I was about to ask "who wants to see me stream Indigo Park" but there are no vxs

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vcs

terse hinge
fiery grotto
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lol

fiery grotto
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its 10 minutes

dense kraken
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what

visual sail
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I think it's the length of an album right?

brittle portal
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what are people's obsession with making long as shit songs

fiery grotto
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memes

visual sail
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Also yeah it's funny as hell

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Fnf community go wild sometimes

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Just found a 3 hour song from 3 months ago

brittle portal
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it was funny the first time

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but not the 30th time

visual sail
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Kinda true

junior rampart
# terse hinge the binary inside the link translates to ||the ringmaster is... cyclops cube|| i...

Here's some lore behind the game because this got spoiled:
Because the fact that I said "I will never scoot down to their level" referencing Cyclops cube, he got so angry that he straight up stole my characters for his next project, which happens to be on my account so that he could blame me for any stealing of characters

||(In case if you were wondering, blockboi isn't related with Cyclops cube)||

errant girder
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anyone here play inscryption? if i like balatro is it worth picking up?

shut totem
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it's a very different game

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but it's still good

errant girder
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how about replayability is it a game one can play for countless hours or is it a one and done?

visual sail
junior rampart
ivory kindle
glossy fulcrum
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Not very much like balatro

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But it does use cards if that matters

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The main game is more story focused although there is a funny roguelite mode called kaycee’s mod

junior rampart
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Kawstik, my OC witch will represent my channel (hopefully) soon

raw osprey
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is the steammodded injector safe? I want to start playing modded and I think it's safe, but I'm not too sure and I wanted to ask you guys just in case.

fiery grotto
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steammodded hasnt shown problems for me

raw osprey
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alright, I'll probably use it then since I'm not hearing anything bad then. Thanks!

fiery grotto
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np

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Ive used it for months and havent had any issues

fiery grotto
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Oh

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OH

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thats not what the injector is-

raw osprey
dense kraken
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yeah np

junior rampart
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What are you going to do when my gang shows up

dense kraken
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die

jade echo
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dye

dense kraken
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bye

safe mirage
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Can we atleast get a crypto channel lol

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I wanna see where yall heads at

jade echo
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how to delete someone elses message

jagged nebula
tepid island
carmine seal
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Too easy

jade echo
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i never even played it

split swallow
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Only knew it from playing smash bros tbh lol

shut totem
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yeah

fiery grotto
brittle portal
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#GuessTheGame #737

🎮 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

empty python
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Find it funny, at a certain point of messing with deck creator, I half my fps: 2nd lines up with 3rd, 1st lines up with 4th

jade echo
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Wrong chat?

jagged nebula
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I'm not sure this is a mod

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I'm most likely wrong but it doesnt seem like it

brittle portal
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deck creator is a mod

jagged nebula
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huh

dusky oriole
empty python
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It is a mod. I found the modding channel after I posted this, since it was hidden.

junior rampart
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01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110011 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00101110 01101101 01101001 01110100 00101110 01100101 01100100 01110101 00101111 01110000 01110010 01101111 01101010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01110011 00101111 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110101 00110010 00110100 00110000 00110111 00110110 00110101 00101111

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(it decrypts into a link)

dense salmon
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The official video for “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley.

The new album 'Are We There Yet?' is out now: Download here: https://RickAstley.lnk.to/AreWeThereYetFA/itunes

“Never Gonna Give You Up” was a global smash on its release in July 1987, topping the charts in 25 countries including Rick’s native UK and the US Billboard Hot 100. It...

▶ Play video
hollow shuttle
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its the rick roll do click

atomic arrow
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Thank you Garfield

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Wait, where’s Garfield?
“Who do you think clicked the Rickroll?”
Nooooooo

timber oyster
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👉 rickastley

cedar basin
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RAAAGH

visual sail
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based

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also not too bad for like, 3 days playtime right?

gray harness
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bruh, they had a champion and they still lost lmaooooo

visual sail
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cr in 2024 is crazy

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im kinda overleveled

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as a f2p

normal galleon
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I experienced a 1 in 581672 chance today. I dealt out 6 cards from a real physical deck. 5 of them were a straight flush and the other one was my favorite card.

visual sail
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wait am i like stupid or somthing

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i got

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1 in 14658134400

normal galleon
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what's the formula you used

visual sail
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1/52 * 1/51 * 1/50 * 1/49 * 1/48 * 1/47

carmine seal
visual sail
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fair enough

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i dont know how to stats :/

normal galleon
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also there are 35 different straight flushes (normally there'd be 40 but 5 of them are blocked by my favorite card being there)

visual sail
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fair enough

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idk why i thought "a straight flush is made of 5 unique cards to a deck of 52, so surely it must be 1/52 * 1/51..."

normal galleon
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also later i did a thing where i dealt out cards until there was a straight flush and the first straight flush i found was the exact same straight flush. and then my favorite card was 2 cards later

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the straight flush was 6-high in diamonds

visual sail
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the deck wasn't shuffled

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frfr

fiery grotto
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Omg Bluey has an episode with a toy that is white with a blue jacket and pink slippers... are you telling me even Bluey has an undertale refernece!?!?

gray harness
# visual sail cr in 2024 is crazy

i got back to it since a friend of mine convinced me, and i got 400 free gems, and i got just in time for the basically free RG evo (:

fiery grotto
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niceee

gray harness
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is it good tho? what did it do anyways?

fiery grotto
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heck if I know

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I was just saying that so youd feel better about yourself

jade echo
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math-memes-funny.jpg

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do you agree chat

tawny helm
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i do

atomic arrow
tepid island
dusky oriole
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just randomly guessed popular games pretty much

split swallow
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The first clue definitely caught me off guard lol

dusky oriole
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i forgot about the hints 💀

sterile talon
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Good news! My Balatro merch arrived!

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Sad news:

dusky oriole
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thats fucked up

sterile talon
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Palpable irony in my "Nope!" Mug arriving in perfect condition

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Honestly, I'm happy enough with just having that mug, at least I still have one good one (plus my shirt!)

visual sail
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It just kbs troops when it shoots

ivory kindle
sterile talon
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"did you break?"
"nope"

ivory kindle
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“My Balatro mugs arrived!”
“Are they intact?”
nope

normal galleon
worldly tusk
fiery grotto
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Yooo

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Love that art style

untold zenith
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balatro bowser

thorn flare
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lmao

glossy fulcrum
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Real

dense kraken
thorn flare
swift echo
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE AN IDEA

jade echo
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cease

swift echo
jade echo
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quit overloading peoples bandwidths

swift echo
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it is my god given right!

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ban me if you must but I will never stop! UNTIL MY WORK IS DONE

jade echo
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you can also, just like

jade echo
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be an empathetic human being

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and just not do this

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and lag peoples phones

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all for a bit thats only going to be amusing to you

jade echo
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hope you dont fail your finals bud

tired elk
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My god the cat memes

azure wadi
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this would make a great Joker

swift echo
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But here's the joker

nimble kettle
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jokercat

jagged nebula
uneven lark
fickle moon
dense salmon
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But here's the joker

dusk gazelle
visual sail
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But whatever onett said no beesmas for 2024

hollow shuttle
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Attached: 1 video

For those who aren’t aware, Microsoft have decided to bake essentially an infostealer into base Windows OS and enable by default.

From the Microsoft FAQ: “Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers."

Info is stored locally - but rather th...

▶ Play video
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I love Microsoft!

ruby ingot
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just had a dream where i fell and broke my leg from 100ft smh

dusky oriole
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i never seem to break anything in dreams

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death? yes, but injury? never

normal galleon
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the true meaning of go big or go home

hexed wave
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holy

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new jet lag the game series

ivory kindle
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Au$tralia

hexed wave
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ye

hexed wave
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POLAND MENTIONED IN A JET LAG VIDEO

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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱

lucid isle
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rigging up a guy

ivory kindle
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Rigged

fiery grotto
wheat lintel
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Bad Jonkle

fiery grotto
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tbh Im surprised there hasnt been a balatro mod that adds Sans

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he makes a few references, apparently he has been playing balatro in his free time XD
He even mentions my favorite joker egg!

fiery grotto
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Oh thats cool!

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love the concept

ruby ingot
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just started documenting my dreams and wow most of these are just bad endings

tidal stump
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dreams are genuinely awesome

split swallow
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My dreams are either a regular day, but not completely normal, like some weird situations happen, or “you’re going to violently die by having your head smashed in or shot, or fall off from somewhere”

tidal stump
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i have very unique dreams

tepid island
split swallow
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One of those games I’ve just never heard of lol

fiery grotto
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same

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I almost put in the first word randomly but decided to put Balatro as a meme

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mightve actually gotten it if I did follow my gut though

main hull
tawny helm
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this popped up in my recommended

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not sure how to feel

dusky oriole
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disappointed that they didn't put the effort in to copy the font

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the A and R are already done for them

main hull
visual sail
visual sail
dense salmon
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Playstack (the publisher) is usually aware of knockoffs. I think there’s an email address to report them to, but I don’t think anyone will notice here

jade echo
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mood of the da y

wispy grotto
dense salmon
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For /L %N IN () DO conhost.exe

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does anyone know what this code does?

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My mate is trying to convince me to run it, and it feels sketch. Google doesnt say much