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dense kraken
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yayayi 666%

fiery grotto
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I decided to look up Balatro in the discord gif thingy and omg

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100% worth

fiery grotto
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there were like 50 different memes lol

fiery grotto
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yeah that one was one of my favorites

fiery grotto
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just wish it looped

hot hedge
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same

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time to post every single one of these in the dm group (I got 5 people addicted to this game)

fiery grotto
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It should be a crime to sell egg

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I tried to get my gf into it but she just finds it cool

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I even made her into a joker

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Its crazy to think, the full game has only been out for 2 1/2 months

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if that

hot hedge
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I pretty much knew from the start that they'd get it, we're all gambling and roguelike degenerates

fiery grotto
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more like 2 1/3 ngl

hot hedge
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it feels like it's been years, been following since early demos

fiery grotto
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Ive been here since September demo, and I agree

gray harness
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there's also this one lol

fiery grotto
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They dont know the pain of me getting canio 2-3 times on abandoned deck in a row

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though tbf got paredolia 1 of the times (still lost though)

gray harness
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at least you didn't accidentally restart a very good run with a big cloud 9 and canio

fiery grotto
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thats true

gray harness
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i also had bp, poly dna and bloodstone and i was copying many steel 9 of hearts

fiery grotto
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dang

gray harness
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i was getting millions, though i probably wouldn't have beaten my biggest cloud 9 wr

fiery grotto
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I mean I have the record if glitches count

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I was almost at 500 iirc

gray harness
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still I'm proud of my stack of 9s

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and the fact that that build got me the $400 jonkler

fiery grotto
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satellite iirc

gray harness
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yeah, never used it lmao

fiery grotto
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lmao

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I got poly satellite shop one with tag and that run was fun

gray harness
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also, how tf did i get +500 hours of playtime? maybe a bug?

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there is NO way that all those 500 hours were legit since I'd have to play around 8 hours daily since release and I'm sure af that i never even got close to that

ruby ingot
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has anyone broken the 1k+ hour play time yet other than me

dense kraken
ruby ingot
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sadly apk can't count towards steam time

ruby ingot
fiery grotto
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I remember my first ante skip bug

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and when I thought ante 7 was impressive 🥲

ruby ingot
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i remember save editing and getting banned from this server accidentally

fiery grotto
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lol

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I remember when vonnegut muted me for a day because I was being a butt

ruby ingot
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i thought $2k could get me all the blueprints through rerolling

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i remember rerolling for about 20 minutes then missing the Joker i wanted

fiery grotto
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oof

ruby ingot
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and then out of anger i rerolled 5 times instantly then missed it again

fiery grotto
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ooff

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and now everything has advanced

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we can just spawn things in

ruby ingot
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i miss the 2nd demo

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that's when i really started loving this game

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competing for wr

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and all that

fiery grotto
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tbh all I did that demo was bugs XD

gray harness
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i miss the 2 demos i played, i miss the old juggler ):

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and the old 8 ball, i only knew about its true potential when the demo closed

fiery grotto
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Starting WWII was the peak of my carreer

gray harness
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hold on imma get that one out of context

fiery grotto
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XD

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Nothing

ruby ingot
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you are the what

ruby ingot
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this cool math game takes years to beat

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i've never beaten this game

fiery grotto
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lol

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Its may 3rd, whos exited for Deep Dip 2? (if you know you know)

ruby ingot
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wait it's may 3rd for u rn

fiery grotto
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yeah, est moment

hot hedge
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I JUST FINISHED THAT VIDEO HOW

fiery grotto
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XD

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Im a wizard

hot hedge
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I never expect to see other communities intersect with balatro

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no clue why, it happens all the time everywhere

fiery grotto
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Ik MathIsFun_ plays trackmania, and then Wirtual just explains things so well

hot hedge
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I have a relative that plays, been idly following the scene for a while

fiery grotto
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Nicee

next sparrow
tawny helm
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BALATRO MERCH

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!!

dusky oriole
lament quiver
dusky oriole
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crimson, emerald and cobalt vessel

ruby ingot
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a couple hours later and

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still haven't beaten it

atomic arrow
dusky oriole
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it was pretty dumb but i could dm if you want

lone flame
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lmao my cat in Yorick color accent

fleet solstice
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do they also gain x1 mult every 23 cards discarded

lone flame
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every 23 fish eaten

gray harness
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ballthrow server out of context

dusky oriole
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i like this one personally, same in and out of context

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iconic tbh

steep skiff
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HELP?????

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What is this server.....................

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/pos btw it sounds wild

jade echo
ruby ingot
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holy shit this took 2 days

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the best cool math game imo

visual sail
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I know that you turned the b into a p and the l into a i

grizzled girder
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Tomorrow is Star Wars Day...

dense kraken
jagged nebula
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Anyone wanna see me yap about ALL the goo types I remember in World Of Goo and any of it's fangames & trailer?

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well, fangames/mods

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Actually just mods

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World of Goo and any of it's mods & trailer

smoky junco
dense kraken
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stalker

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also dont disrespect lyman

smoky junco
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lymtato

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timetotato

dense kraken
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wtf is wrong with you

jagged nebula
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(gooballs)

smoky junco
dense kraken
smoky junco
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SAYS YOU

ruby ingot
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i wanna try something

smoky junco
ruby ingot
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im trying to find obscure and weird color names to see if people can guess what the color is from the name

visual sail
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i just realized, plant is the ultimate middle finger to gamers by localthunk

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endless players hate it, and so do people that dont go outside

ruby ingot
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what color do yall think fungal hallucinations is

jagged nebula
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Blurple but desaturated

ruby ingot
visual sail
jagged nebula
ruby ingot
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#d800db hex if you want

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when i learn more about coding i can make a website about this

jagged nebula
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Anyways

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guess what color twin bed is

ruby ingot
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periwinkle ish

jagged nebula
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close

ruby ingot
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ill take it

jagged nebula
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twin bed

ruby ingot
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almost-white blue

jagged nebula
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#BEDBED is the hex color

ruby ingot
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lmao

jagged nebula
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wait

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#BEEEEF

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where tf is that color

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BEEEEF

tidal stump
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oh cool people are guessing colors in here

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whats my favorite color?

junior rampart
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What opinion will make you end up like escargoon

jade echo
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opinion: this format makes me want to clonk people with a hammer

gray harness
# jagged nebula

lmao i waited for a whole minute while thinking i was on the fan art channel, i thought the pic was having issues on loading

gray harness
gray harness
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do you prefer that or to suffer the fact that high card would be the only reliable hand?

jagged nebula
gray harness
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"Wily joker is good" (i will have my doom shroom ready for anyone who agrees with this)

jagged nebula
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(following Dave's logic of not having to be my opinion)

normal galleon
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old bloodstone was better. 2^(5/3) = 3.175 vs (3/2)^(5/2) = 2.756. taking the mean rather than median would do the same thing probably

jagged nebula
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probably strawmaning here but "excess probability shouldn't turn into retriggers"

gray harness
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who the hell thinks that should be a thing?

visual sail
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me (definitely knowing whats going on rn)

visual sail
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its buetiful but what the hell does that mean

ruby ingot
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it went from horrible logic based arguments to spamming strawman

jagged nebula
dense kraken
smoky junco
dense kraken
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tbh skissue

ruby ingot
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kiss sue

dense kraken
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no

ruby ingot
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idk why but I have a bunch of latin stuff i didn't realize i used

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what color is high note?

sour oasis
smoky junco
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:3

dense kraken
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:3

fickle moon
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:3

tawny helm
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E:

split swallow
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But it’s the 3rd…

fiery grotto
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Time Zones

split swallow
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And which timezone exactly is currently the 19th of May?

fiery grotto
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thats the joke

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there isnt one

split swallow
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Wrong

fiery grotto
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dang

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Idk how timezones work LOL

visual sail
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sink the mayo

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in 2 days

dense salmon
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That’s also national cartoonist’s day

normal galleon
ivory kindle
split swallow
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An albino raccoon is just a posh rat

ruby ingot
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i just realized the ps4 is now a decade old

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and the ds is 2 decades 😭

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actually still 19 years

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ds turns 20 in November

split swallow
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The Sega Saturn turns 30 this year lol

ruby ingot
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my ps4 is 8 years old :)

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actually 9

tawny helm
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we were learning about erosion in science yesterday and my addicted ass couldn't stop thinking about balatro everytime the teacher said the word 'erosion'

wicked owl
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I get you

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I have a towel that legit has The Manacle symbol on it and I cannot stop noticing it everytime I use towels

jagged nebula
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(TADC spoiler)

fickle moon
fiery grotto
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I had another dream about Balatro

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I just dont remember it

gray harness
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ah, you reminded me the one i had a few days ago, where i was in a casino, i tried to apply balatro mechanics but i got kicked out and that's all i remember lmao

fiery grotto
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I remember a new experimental patch was dropped but it had so much new stuff I thought it was modded, but thats all I remember

jagged nebula
gray harness
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*+3 mult with lusty joker

jagged nebula
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ah right the nerf

gray harness
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+20 per flush was just too good tbh

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iirc i was playing a high card build in my dream lol

jagged nebula
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Baron Mime Blueprint Brainstorm?

gray harness
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no, just your average RtB run

gray harness
jagged nebula
gray harness
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and now the entire universe is in debt with me

jagged nebula
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fuck I owe you 2.354e56 chips

gray harness
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*NaNeInf chips

jagged nebula
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welp, was a good run going debtless

gray harness
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do you have vagabond? it'd be useful (:

jagged nebula
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now gonna go in Yoshi's footsteps and commit tax debt evasion

tidal stump
# fiery grotto I remember a new experimental patch was dropped but it had so much new stuff I t...
...
- adds secret spectral cards to standard, buffoon, abstraction, supply, and bundle packs
- adds pack modifiers, which can stack with jumbo, extreme, mega, and ultimate, as well as each other:
 - exposed: you can see one of the cards contained inside the pack before you buy it (+$2)
 - opened: one less option (-$1)
 - double: buy two of the same pack (+$50%)
 - deluxe: all cards have a random edition (+$50%)
- booster packs now have a small chance of appearing outside of the booster pack slots in the shop
- fixed a bug where the skip button for booster packs would not work in certain edge cases
...
fiery grotto
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lol

gray harness
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finally, after not so many agonizing hours, I did it... I cleared adventure mode in this difficult pvz mod...
...you gotta be fucking kidding me

ruby ingot
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lol

visual sail
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Man pvz1 mods look so fun, but I don't know why, i just can't download some mods

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Rcch hits different though

gray harness
# ruby ingot lol

and these guys are back again! yippie! (crush the plant they jump on and the one above and below, ALWAYS come in groups of 3)

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don't ask about the purple and red flame peas

jagged nebula
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expert mode?

gray harness
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no, ori?ginal mod aka nightmare mode

jagged nebula
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Oh

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You should totally try total death edition

gray harness
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no

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ender coneheads are too much

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1-6 in nightmare mode already took me 1 hour

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i don't want more

visual sail
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Brutal mode++

jagged nebula
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I was about to show this meme I got from Balatro subreddit and ping Murphy

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And then I realized who the OP was lol

dusky oriole
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lmfao

normal galleon
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at some point they will implement numbers larger than 10^308

jade warren
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First we had break_infinity.js

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I'd be surprised if someone made a break_infinity.lua

jagged nebula
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breaks Naneinf
New Joker Unlocked! Dimension

ivory kindle
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How much score do you need to score to score above naninf

jagged nebula
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1e1000

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Or just

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1.8e308

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that's where naneinf starts

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so to break that we need a way to score aboute 1.8e308

jade echo
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fortuno as the thief of time

dense kraken
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so who even is fortuno in lylore

jade echo
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character from a dead game

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he runs an entire shitty casino and is generally a bad person

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i did full character renders for him and he got plopped into a game as an official character

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he came from someone else's highschool art product and i fell in love with him and ive just been drawing him for a couple of years now

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here's his original full character asset i did

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i drew a good bit of offical assets for him, his entire character select as above, a whole smattering of emotes, and co-designed the mechanical aspects of him

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the game hes from isnt playable anymore unfortunately, they shut down last year, but i just wish to keep him alive (he runs a multiversal casino after all)

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various doodles of him (you get a cookie if you can guess which game style i was emulating for each of them)

jagged nebula
jade echo
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its actually mother 3 but its basically earthbound style so that is correct

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the rest you guess are correct so far

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for the ones you haven't guess, a hint on their systems
GBA
SNES
GBA
Neogeo

jagged nebula
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uhhh I am inclined to say Street Fighters as between Sonic and Earthbound

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and the one below Sonic gives me Carrion vibes

jagged nebula
jagged nebula
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what the fu-

onyx osprey
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Welp, gotta have to uninstall Balatro 😅 It's killing my game development productivity. (adhd be dammed)

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Programming is honestly really neat

jagged nebula
onyx osprey
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I'm coming up to 1 year of working on this project soon

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its a physics based puzzle game, where you build structures to achieve a goal

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Writing this in my own engine, using C# + Nez/MonoGame

jagged nebula
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Nice

tidal stump
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i should probably put some of my games in here tbh

atomic arrow
jade echo
jade echo
atomic arrow
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(I wanted to make a Homestuck refrance)

fiery grotto
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I dont get the reference and am sad

atomic arrow
# jade echo correct!

Is it ZX or ZX Advent? Or is it an older one? I don't think I ever got past the first stage in the one I'm thinking of (it starts in like a road and part of it has collapsed)

atomic arrow
jade echo
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its a SNES megaman

atomic arrow
jade echo
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the one you are thinking of is megaman x though!

atomic arrow
jade echo
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that is the starting stage of X

fiery grotto
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lol

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looks cool

jade echo
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no one has gotten the bottom 2 yet though

atomic arrow
jade echo
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(theyre the hardest admittedly)

atomic arrow
jade echo
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same company as contra

atomic arrow
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Whatever game Ralph from the fighting game and from Metal Slug was originally from

jade echo
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AYY

atomic arrow
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Ralph and the other guy

jade echo
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you got the metal slug

atomic arrow
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Is bottom middle Metal Slug?

jade echo
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yarp

atomic arrow
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Is that like the main human villain

jade echo
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i dont remember the exact sprite i based it off of tbh

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let me fish it up

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theyre just based off regular army guys

jade narwhal
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Wow that homestuck art is amazing.

atomic arrow
# jade echo fortuno as the thief of time

By the way, the eyes remind me of an one-off design which I like a lot. AFAIK the artists made it for their portfolio which is a pity because I think it looks quite good. Can I DM it to you?

jade echo
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be my guest

jade echo
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@low sandal these are fun

low sandal
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yoooo

next sparrow
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ortalab mascot art

jade echo
low sandal
jade echo
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the fact this video is probably older than most folks who actively play roblox here (not disrespectful) sends me every time i hear one of you folks talk about roblox

low sandal
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lyman have you seen the homestuck friday night funkin sketch i did one time

jade echo
shut totem
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holy shit windows movie maker

next sparrow
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final versionnn

gray harness
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looks beautiful!

fleet solstice
ruby ingot
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I think i've finally learned the art of stacking the 30 cans i have

dusky oriole
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30 cans of what?

ruby ingot
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soda

sour oasis
atomic arrow
floral patrol
atomic arrow
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It’s always May 19h somewhere in the world

teal tapir
visual sail
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I had this dumbass dream about wee joker being textured as a brainstorm, the new joker suck and bosking, and also it was a livestream with 250 viewers

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Also I'm having fun sinking the mayo :p

fiery grotto
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Brownie Im going to ask a serious question, are you sure you are mentally sane balatrojoker

visual sail
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Idk 😭

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Also I remember exactly what suck and bosking looked like

fiery grotto
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lol

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dw Im not mentally sane

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so we can be insane together

visual sail
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Inane demon

dusky oriole
visual sail
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smh im slowly easing back into bss and still no beesmas

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and also apparently their discord server is chaos and got shutdown for a little bit of time

dusky oriole
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bss and beesmas

visual sail
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Bee swarm simulator on roblox

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Beesmas is just it's Christmas tradition that comes out not in december

uneven lark
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Question :

I want a pack of all Balatro Jokers IRL
There are online service that can make custom cards for you
However, a pack of 150 cards is expensive
But its cheaper if you buy multiple at once
Would it be okay to ask if people are interested in a 150 pack and get a group order ?

asking bc it feels like just making merch of an IP I don't own and selling it, which isn't something I'd like to do

But I want Balatro jokers but 50 buck is a lot ;-;

fiery grotto
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as long as you dont share anything personal to break the rules it should be fine

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Rule 4 is the real only thing you have to worry about, other then that it should be fine I think

uneven lark
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I mean for the rules of the servers yeah, but legally/morally I'm not so sure

fiery grotto
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That I have no clue

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When it comes to actual important things that arent how to play balatro I almost never know the answer

uneven lark
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lmao fair

jade echo
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(i dont care if its not 100% accurate)

jagged nebula
ivory kindle
# jagged nebula

“For my next trick, I’ll make your framerate disappear!”

jagged nebula
little oasis
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any1 wanna design a logo thingy for a wordle version im making? its abt chemistry. dm me if ur interested. i sadly do not have the necessary funds to provide compensation for your labor tho

tired elk
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Please kitty, move. I have a challenge to code.

fiery grotto
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XD

jade echo
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to the dungeon with them

swift wasp
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very chaotic and fun

runic kiln
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can't believe I'm getting scammed by ice_cream

jade narwhal
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Its joever. The chain hacking/scam thing.

dusky oriole
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i feel a little sick hiker laying in bed time

ruby ingot
jade echo
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i appreciate the tracker compliment tho

jade echo
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@dense kraken i saw that mf

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im digging in my folder right now

dense kraken
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sorry

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idk why i deleted it lmao

jade echo
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no, it is i who is sorry

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for what you must sample

dense kraken
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oh god

jade echo
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i have these genuinely sitting in my sample folder next to shit like buddy holly acapella and our god is an awesome god remix

dense kraken
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i'll just add bitcrush until it's somewhat unrecognizable

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like a coward

cedar basin
tired elk
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I was going to get a new one for christmas but then my family forgot

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Along with the PC I was supposed to have 2 years ago but currently trapped in father's cousin hell

jade echo
fiery grotto
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niceee

hollow edge
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y'all gotta play the nyt connections today

brittle portal
dusky oriole
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i see why you mentioned it

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Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟨🟩🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦

cedar basin
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Connections
Puzzle #330
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨

dusky oriole
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can't believe you getting blue before purple smh smh

cedar basin
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my bad 😂

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I rarely do the connections, they're usually stupid to me

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that one with "numbers with W as the first letter" or whatever was so dumb

dusky oriole
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i do them whenever i remember they exist but often i'm annoyed at whatever stupid thing they put as the last categories

dusky oriole
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i guess this one shows why they put dumb shit last cause people instantly figure it out if it makes sense

cedar basin
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yeah, well the tarots are supposed to be the funky one

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except, balatro people

dusky oriole
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yeah

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i know them regardless

ivory kindle
cedar basin
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it's what all your guesses were

ivory kindle
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Ahh

jagged nebula
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Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟨🟩🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟦🟩
🟦🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟩🟩🟩

cedar basin
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oh no

ivory kindle
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Yeah I put fool as not a tarot

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I am not balatro brain rotted enough to instantly pattern recognition tarot card names

jagged nebula
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I've been to TBOI & Balatro and still recognize tarots

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not instantly but do

ivory kindle
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Literally only after the other three categories were done

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I was gonna put lovers in the yellow category

ruby ingot
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I think timezones gave me a different connections

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lmao

jagged nebula
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also

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tarots are purple in this

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funny

runic kiln
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Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟨🟩
🟦🟨🟩🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟩🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩

ruby ingot
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cmon why doesn't it work

tired elk
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Connections
Puzzle #329
🟦🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟩
🟦🟨🟨🟦
🟦🟨🟨🟨

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I am bad at this

ruby ingot
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i failed miserably

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only got one

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did suprisingly well on the spelling bee game

ivory kindle
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Do you only have so many wrong guesses?

ruby ingot
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yea there's a limit

ivory kindle
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And right guesses don’t add to that?

ruby ingot
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think so

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fuck i forgot how to play this one

brittle portal
ruby ingot
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i remember getting a perfect score in class once

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it took half and hour of overthinking

swift wasp
brittle portal
ruby ingot
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i got a 20 combo nice

brittle portal
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corrects don't take away guesses

ruby ingot
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i might be cooked

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what do i do

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oh wait

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i think i found it

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yup

tidal stump
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Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩

jagged nebula
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how the fu

tidal stump
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theyre too easy tbh thats why i stopped doing them

jagged nebula
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huh

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aaanyways I've got a surprisingly strong urge to make complex movesets for roblox swords

tidal stump
jagged nebula
#

(Darkheart, Illumina, Venomshank, Windforce, Firebrand, Icedagger, Ghostwalker, Linked Sword)

#

🤷

#

My first time doing them

ruby ingot
#

lets go hit a perfect

tidal stump
# jagged nebula 🤷

that question is mostly based off of the irrelevant disambiguation in purples description

brittle portal
tidal stump
#

wow

ruby ingot
#

how much they get payed

brittle portal
#

idk

ruby ingot
#

i hit a pefect in tiles lets go

#

sometimes you have to look really closely to find the similarities

jagged nebula
#

(cant code so it'll be all a concept)

tawny helm
#

i had to get dental surgery

#

completed a lot of challenges in the waiting room tho

#

iirc there was monolith, fragile, and some others

dusky oriole
#

lmao

ruby ingot
#

gamble in the waiting room lol

split swallow
#

Who doesn’t love the casual pastime of gambling?

ruby ingot
#

just recently had that moment where i thought i was gonna die

#

0/10

tawny helm
#

based on a real thing i did

ruby ingot
#

i wish there was a game that'd allow me to use very long words

tawny helm
#

?

ruby ingot
#

i used to play a game on roblox that eventually gave me knowledge of a lot of long words

#

wish i could find a game like that(i mean i could play the game that inspired the roblox game but it's mostly identical)

tired elk
ruby ingot
#

word bomb

ruby ingot
#

right

lunar hound
#

You just reminded me I haven't looked at the word of the day in almost a month

#

Proliferate!

ruby ingot
#

there's a word of the day?

#

oh wait new connections

lunar hound
#

Always.

ivory kindle
#

Hmm

#

Wonder what may 7th will have

ruby ingot
#

im gonna try speedrunning a perfect score on tiles

ruby ingot
#

cooking rn

ruby ingot
#

if this works i can hit a crazy combo rn

#

C4 A4 C1 B6 C6 C5 E5 B3 D5 D4 B2 E1 D1 E2 D3 C3 A3 A5 B5 A6 C2 B4

#

if those work i can do this

#

it didn't work lol

#

but i still keep it going

#

just fucked it up rip

runic kiln
ruby ingot
#

i've been playing tiles for 2 hours now

#

this is my life now

#

just lost a 40+ streak thrice in a row

#

i think im losing it

azure girder
ruby ingot
#

tiles

#

from nytimes website

ivory kindle
#

Got a 40 combo

ruby ingot
#

ima try to get 100+ on zen mode

ivory kindle
#

Took a hot minute to understand how many parts there are involved

azure girder
#

hmm

ruby ingot
#

sad

teal tapir
#

this game is too hard for me

#

and also flopped the wordle got 4/5 letters right in round 3 and the next few words were wrong

finite sable
#

saw discussion of it in here already, shout-out to Balatro for the Connections help today

amber moss
#

The first-ever sequel from Supergiant Games builds on the best aspects of the original god-like rogue-like dungeon crawler in an all-new, action-packed, endlessly replayable experience rooted in the Underworld of Greek myth and its deep connections to the dawn of witchcraft.BATTLE BEYOND THE UNDERWORLDAs the immortal Princess of the Underworld, ...

Price

$29.99

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hades 2 just got dropped

hollow shuttle
#

🙏

wispy grotto
#

🙏

jade echo
#

real??

amber moss
#

real (early access)

hollow shuttle
#

dont they usually do a discount in the beginning

#

they also added early access trailer

#

nice

tidal crest
#

HADES II DROPPED?!!!!

wispy grotto
#

Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩

#

tricky was not tricky at all

#

thanks balatro balatroheart

tidal stump
#

oh cool thats my grid

#

nice

tired elk
#

Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟨🟩🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟩🟦
🟦🟩🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦

#

I won but this is so bad 😭

wispy grotto
#

love how tricky isn’t tricky for us lmao

next sparrow
#

#331
i am terrible at this lmao
🟦🟨🟩🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟪
🟦🟪🟨🟩
🟦🟦🟩🟨

ivory kindle
#

Connections
Puzzle #330
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨

Thought 331 would have rolled around by now but no

open yoke
#

hey does anyone else LARP Drake while playing Balatro?

dusky oriole
#

not a good time to be larping drake

#

consider not doing that

ivory kindle
#

found a thing

Posted this in another server and I got some fun reactions

Spoiler: ||Leviathan class organisms||

tawny helm
#

?

ivory kindle
#

Some kinda 3d artist I found

dense kraken
ruby ingot
#

im more obsessed with dang tiles

#

im getting that 100+ score

soft lion
ruby ingot
#

why is 1/81 so close to perfect tf

fiery grotto
#

lol

ruby ingot
#

wait

#

it's only missing an 8 bru

#

if only it was a 9 so i could make a 7 8 9 joke

fiery grotto
#

lol

tidal stump
#

heres some more digits

ruby ingot
#

was 1/81 a scrapped universal constant or something?

fiery grotto
#

oh yeah its repeatative XD

#

well actually its just 1/9 x 1/9 and 1/9 is 0.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 so that makes sense ngl

#

thats why it skips 8 lol

ruby ingot
#

rest in peace 8

#

i have a txt file containing random latin stuff

runic kiln
dense kraken
jade echo
#

my brainrot spreads

next sparrow
#

this is an epic moment
i truly made it

tawny helm
#

did blast off and cruelty

#

only 3 remain

#

(i actually did cruelty first try lmao)

ruby ingot
#

why am i still playing tiles

#

maybe might be my record

fiery grotto
#

I had a sudden spark of insperation to talk about balatro bugs, so Im going to try and make a script for a video (over the course of like the next month since Summer Break isnt here yet)

ruby ingot
#

i finally beat my tiles record

#

62 rn

#

62% of the way

fiery grotto
#

gl

ruby ingot
#

most of the time it's me thinking for 10-15 minutes planning about 4-5 moves ahead

fiery grotto
#

did you cook anymore?

ruby ingot
#

still cooking

#

(I haven't made a move yet)

fiery grotto
#

dang

ruby ingot
#

i've lost multiple 40+ streaks from misidentifying stuff so i gotta make sure

#

might just eat honestly

fiery grotto
#

well I have to sleep

ruby ingot
#

lmao

#

gn slrrping ig

fiery grotto
#

slrrp moment

jade echo
ruby ingot
#

lol

split swallow
wispy grotto
#

this day's tiles is absolutely evil

#

literally monotone lines

ruby ingot
#

im busy with my 68 score rn so ill check it out later

#

also send screenshot i wanna see

#

right forgot timezones

ruby ingot
#

holy fuck i thought i died

#

i think im dead

#

well at least it was over 100

#

i am 99% sure that the new tiles are reused

#

i've seen this exact pattern a couple years ago

#

just finished the new tiles with 44 combo

#

nice

manic jewel
ruby ingot
#

tileshttps://www.nytimes.com/puzzles/tiles

Have a stress-free moment, courtesy of our soothing matching game.

manic jewel
#

Aihht ill check it out ty

ruby ingot
#

basically you match a bunch of multi layered objects that share at least 1 attribute with one another

visual sail
ruby ingot
#

yea but it's decently hard getting 100+ in zen mode

brittle portal
#

@gleaming python

gleaming python
#

Yipppie

icy parcel
#

im gonna lose it

onyx osprey
#

what the hell is todays Connection selection

#

been one way for all my guesses so far

ruby ingot
onyx osprey
#

I couldnt even think what any of those words would have related too

ruby ingot
#

||Also no wonder most people don't get yap as slang for mouth, that meaning is really outdated||

onyx osprey
#

||Bob is the real fuck you answer for that one||

ruby ingot
#

whip and nae nae ingrained that word into my skull so not that bad

onyx osprey
#

||what does Round of Funding even mean||

ruby ingot
onyx osprey
#

google is yapping

ruby ingot
#

google doesn't even have a yap

onyx osprey
#

Google "dog" and press this, then

atomic arrow
wispy grotto
#

someone fix this to 69x69 px now 😔

#

(why is the dimensions in 2x resolution)

onyx osprey
#

My game engine is coming along well!

#

Next key step is to allow these objects to connect together, so I can finally make structures

ivory kindle
#

Engine gaming

onyx osprey
onyx osprey
#

potential ideas on the table are things like motors, real time fluids, softbodies (stuff like ropes), but I'm not really sure what else to add

jagged nebula
visual sail
#

tbh i kinda suck at learning game engines

#

ive spent like, 4 hours in godot and still don't know how to move stuff via code not nodes

tired elk
#

I've gotten a decent grasp at Godot

#

They're pretty complicated.

visual sail
#

idk

#

i mean, just fro what ive seen it doesn't look like a super hard 3d engine

jagged nebula
#

research

dusky oriole
#

research

gray harness
#

research

fiery grotto
#

research

split swallow
#

research

tidal stump
#

research

dense kraken
#

research

visual sail
#

research

runic kiln
#

research

atomic arrow
#

research

thorny oyster
#

research

carmine seal
#

research

hot hedge
#

research

tawny helm
#

research

dusky oriole
#

^ average day in the life of lyman

dense kraken
#

seems about right

fiery grotto
#

What if the real research was the friends we made along the way?

tawny helm
#

dont you get it? i was the research the whole time!!!

visual sail
#

im so broke

#

how the fuck do i make 17billion honey in like, 2 hours

dense kraken
#

skill

visual sail
#

good point

#

i make like, 3 billion a 30 minute boost though 😭

#

and i have no micros 😭

sour oasis
unreal kernel
#

I'm not posting this in Fan Art because it's not Balatro. Thought I'd share this here

#

It's a render of cards I've made

fiery grotto
#

it doesnt rlly have to be balatro but I mean idk

unreal kernel
#

People have told me before fan-art was for balatro, but it was just members. I didn't want to bother the moderators

#

I won't share the link since these are gonna be real cards for sale, but I may share the test cards once they come in the mail

lucid isle
#

time zones are insane

dense kraken
#

@dusky oriole wtf you're a reference

dusky oriole
#

yes

#

oh wow so many people are gonna be understanding that now

dense kraken
#

i installed hades literally today

wispy grotto
#

and no i still dont have gummy boots thats my next goal

bleak portal
shy hazel
#

can i interest someone in a dare?

wheat lintel
#

What kind of dare we talkin here

shy hazel
shy hazel
# shy hazel nothin bad

i want you to ask me as many questions neccessary so you can believe that what im saying this true, and the thing im saying is that always that i speak to a person, i literraly always say every thought that goes to my mind, but it does not work via message

wheat lintel
#

Huh?

shy hazel
#

huh? what?

warm parrot
#

What is your opinion on the current state of stores getting rid of physical media

warm parrot
#

OK ok

#

So like you want to voice chat about it?

shy hazel
#

in message i do have to think what to write

#

i send you dm and called you

#

the secoond you said illl bite

shy hazel
icy parcel
#

idk me personally ive done that before where i texted like that

#

oh nevermind i simulated a scenario in which i do while talking in real life, and youre right its way funnier that way

soft lion
bleak portal
shut basin
#

Best reaction image (taken from a roffle lite video of him playing blatro)

fickle moon
#

screm moment
||NEW ROBLOX EVENT LEAK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE||

wicked owl
#

(rhythm game)

fickle moon
#

ah yes a flash game
so bad it still wont load for some reason

visual sail
#

idk why i feel like i heard of it when i was like, not even in school

#

aka, 8 years ago, when i was 6

#

then again i was playing geometry dash at that time

#

don't ask

split swallow
#

Damn, you were playing geometry dash at 6? What a pleb, I was playing MMOs with my mom at 6 egg

jade echo
#

weird flex

split swallow
#

(At least I think I was 6, I don’t remember the exact year my mom got me into playing Flyff with her lmao)

jade echo
#

are you the same age as me

split swallow
#

I’m 20 lol

jade echo
#

5 years off

#

wew

#

had to look that up since i never heard of it

#

see back in grandpa lymans day i was too busy busting it down awesome style in kirby hide and seek on roblox back in '07

#

this set off a series of events that led me to meet my wife

#

(not on roblox)

#

its why i still get whiplash whenever i hear y'all younguns talk about roblox

#

back in my day we pogged off about the domino crown and that was peak!!!! peak i tell you!!!

split swallow
#

Funny enough, I don’t think I ever discovered roblox until middle school. But I used to play a lot of Minecraft with my mom and her sister back when it first released onto the 360

jade echo
#

i remember there was a guy on an old roblox survival game back in '11 who was telling me about this "minecraft"

#

i had seen it before, it'd pop up for "cool web toy" type websites i used to browse all the time, that was back in classic

#

i think it was $15 bucks back then and i snagged minecraft in alpha 1.2.5

#

(ive had to rebuy it since angrycry)

ruby ingot
jade echo
#

bless

ruby ingot
#

i remember failing clubstep so much i took a 3 year break from it and then i first tried it when i came back

#

peak

dense kraken
#

my gd accomplishments include beating stereo madness once and never playing it again

ruby ingot
#

mine is beating the first 10 seconds of stereo madness without seeing or hearing

#

at age 8

split swallow
#

Ngl, I’ve still had yet to even touch geometry dash myself. I used to watch a YouTuber called Mattshea play it though, dude was funny as hell

tired elk
#

I've built a few layouts

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ODID1s6uI This was the closest I got to a full level but then other stuff happened and my attention diverted away from it (wow ADHD moment)

Very small amounts of deco, mostly just the base bones of the gameplay and some notes about specific parts' deco. Still gotta do some balancing to make this an easy demon since atm it's quite easy. Next progress vid should have more gameplay and/or structuring to older parts.

The aim is a effect level with a mashup of ideas I've had since I st...

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ruby ingot
#

there was this one guy i'd watch and his iconic electrodynamic "dunu dunununu dunu dunununununu"(idk how to spell it out)

visual sail
#

not the eric van bald man

#

also i have a couple of insanely outdated layouts that i sometimes would deco, but 2.2 made me lose a bit of motivation

runic kiln
#

I made one 2.2 layout just to spite my friend

#

That’s about all I’ve done with GD recently, although I played it a good amount when I was younger

#

My mom thought it was a math game (not kidding)

visual sail
#

didnt we all

#

i remember being like, 4 or 5, and thinking the jump pads was fire that killed you so i couldnt beat back on track because i thought it was a 5-spike lmao

fiery grotto
#

lol

visual sail
#

im still 9 billion from 25 billion honey

#

i need to do like 2 full boosts to get there

dense kraken
#

is this like honey clicker

visual sail
#

bee swarm simulator

#

the hit roblox game from 2018 or smth

tawny helm
#

i love gd

#

so many good songs

dusky oriole
#

gd is one of those things i never got into at the right time so i'm never gonna try them now (like homestuck)

#

also fnf

tawny helm
dusky oriole
#

undertale is another one of those things...

#

but i wouldn't play that anyway cause i don't like rpgs

dense kraken
#

i enjoyed undertale but from a gameplay perspective deltarune is just better in every way

dusky oriole
#

i might play deltarune but that'd just be cause i like the secret bosses so far

dense kraken
#

chapters 1 and 2 are free right now, so if you have the time might as well

dusky oriole
#

i have the time but i wanna put that time into other games

fiery grotto
#

balaboblatro is life

dusky oriole
#

🙏 bless 🙏

#

i still have to buy and beat hades 2

jade echo
dense kraken
#

this is nice

fiery grotto
#

"Island Rhythm!" Chilli from Bluey in first episode (btw Im addicted to Bluey)

dense kraken
#

literally why would you be addicted to bluey

jade echo
#

meth is not safe to consume

dense kraken
#

there are many better things to be addicted to

dense kraken
fiery grotto
#

the writing style is vague so it lets me use my imagination instead of spreading the life lesson in my face

tired elk
#

I forgot just how much I hate this level

#

Clockwork soldiers can stay dead for all I care.

jade echo
#

DISHONORED SPOTTED

tawny helm
#

plz remove that orb at 0:30 and replace with a pad

#

0:31

low sandal
#

no

tawny helm
#

understandable

fickle moon
jade echo
#

slowly working on this one

dense kraken
#

oh yeah lyman what daw do you use if any? just curious

rigid arch
#

Just got my first BM4 expert full clear on Chrono Ark. Kinda hype

#

oops just realized I had moused over a skill so half of the screenshot isnt visible lmao

sour oasis
brittle portal
#

australia showdown blind on jet lag s10 trailer

fiery grotto
#

lol

carmine seal
#

The gros michel/cavendish hoodie is so baller I love this

ivory kindle
visual sail
#

And same, but then again I have like, 20 minutes on it

brittle portal
ivory kindle
dusky oriole
#

@atomic arrow observe

atomic arrow
dusky oriole
#

he big

fiery grotto
#

looks edible

dusky oriole
#

do not eat the dragon

atomic arrow
#

He’d eat you yes

dusky oriole
dusky oriole
#

i got another deck of playing cards to add to the very small collection

unkempt sluice
#

uuh... guys help, i deleted the right sidebar that displays users etc, how do i bring it back?

dusky oriole
#

top right to the left of the search bar

unkempt sluice
#

ah

#

thx

dusky oriole
#

jonkler

hollow shuttle
#

Baron

hollow shuttle
icy parcel
#

my schoolwork...

ivory kindle
#

Bean

wispy grotto
#

Bean

jagged nebula
bleak portal
#

real

mystic rapids
#

i have a question about modding

#

does anybody know if balatro will come to thunderstore?

tidal stump
#

Wordle 1,055 2/6

🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

acoustic raptor
#

How in the world did you do this.

#

I need to do this

#

I see

gray harness
dusky oriole
acoustic raptor
normal galleon
#

purplethunk, your local moss collector

fiery grotto
#

I wonder where Ive heard that?

normal galleon
#

on the dndg server, where i posted the same thing. ovbiously

fiery grotto
tawny helm
dusky oriole
#

sometimes i forget my firefox theme is supposed to be suisei themed

#

looks like this

dense kraken
#

my firefox theme is boring

#

but i dont really care

dusky oriole
#

i was changing my phone and pc stuff to all match every now and then but i put too much effort into it once and now i probably won't change my pc stuff for at least a couple years

#

at most i'll prob find another wallpaper if i get another monitor or make it cycle with a brighter opposite during the day

cedar basin
#

nyt connections was so stupid today

#

5/9

tidal stump
#

honestly i agree

#

all of the reasonable ones have already been used

atomic arrow
dusky oriole
#

yeah

teal tapir
#

the lizard men

acoustic raptor
wispy grotto
atomic arrow
#

Indie game designers of the Twitter, what is your wisdom?

dusky oriole
#

thunk should learn from binding of isaac and just add a bunch of content from mods

atomic arrow
#

thunk committing copyright infringement and adding Homestuck to Balatro

dusky oriole
#

not that one

atomic arrow
#

At least there was the Namco x Homestuck video game

dusky oriole
atomic arrow
dusky oriole
#

oh nasty

atomic arrow
#

I don’t know if the creator is involved in Homestuck 2

#

Besides hiring people to work on it

dusky oriole
#

the real mods thunk should add are [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted]. i still don't understand rule 11 really

atomic arrow
dusky oriole
#

gonna start spreading misinformation that base game features are modded (i am not going to do this)

silver silo
#

Yes you are

dusky oriole
#

that'd require talking about base game balatro in the first place

dense kraken
#

base game balatro is not real

dusky oriole
#

guys what mod adds the club and diamond suits? i don't see them on my checkered deck

dense kraken
#

i think that's the FourSuits one

dusky oriole
#

has that been ported to balatro 1.0.1f yet?

#

anyway apparently i'm so sleepy cause i'm anemic, not cause i'm an eepy deepy snoozeville resident with an interest in beds and pillows

atomic arrow
#

That’s what the f stands for

jade warren
#

f stands for the friends we made along the way
There are none, the Blinds want to kill you

#

According to Mr. Bones, they literally do want to kill you

teal tapir
#

wow

fickle moon
jade warren
#

What no
Save me for Temperance

#

Or Swashbuckler
He loves eggs

fickle moon
#

i see no reason to keep u when i can gift my card and also gain better value

jade warren
#

That is true

#

I may be no match for that scenario

#

but he is

#

points to Negative Egg

fickle moon
#

but wait
he is rental

jade warren
#

Isn't that a net money gain

#

wait no

#

rentals buy for 1 and sell for 1

#

right

fickle moon
#

rental 3$
egg gives u 3$ back on sell value increase

#

so basically it does nothing unless u find temp

atomic arrow
#

It’s technically worse because it eats away interest

fickle moon
#

ye tru

dusky oriole
#

but wait if you get 2 temps then its value

silver silo
jade echo
ivory kindle
#

Meowing

dusky oriole
#

mrow

quartz trail
visual sail
# jade echo

Ngl I managed yo spread a anti-mew cult in my school

#

The anti-mew is to tap your head twice, wiggle your finger, and point at them. better effect if you give em a sideeye

visual sail
#

lets go

#

no more honey grind suffering

wispy grotto
visual sail
#

i think im going to go for clogs then 45 bees

#

because by then i think ill have 30 gifted bees

wispy grotto
#

i see

jade echo
dusky oriole
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

visual sail
ruby ingot
#

:3 vs :#

visual sail
#

UwU ftw

#

I love macroing without a singular clue on whether it's working or not

gray harness
#

just thought about it so i had to make it real

fiery grotto
#

Imagine having friends

#

Skill issue on Baba's part

gray harness
#

welp, at least he got rid of one of them

dusky oriole
lilac grotto
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i simulated 7-card poker hands with 13 suits and 4 ranks, guess the most-common hand

dusky oriole
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two pair?

lilac grotto
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nope, that's 3rd

dusky oriole
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full house?

lilac grotto
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yes

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with 78,881,088 ways to have a full house

normal galleon
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did you include straaaight

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oh wait 13 suits 4 ranks nevermind

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wait two pair requires 5 ranks (1122345)

lilac grotto
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you can't play three pairs

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by 7-card poker hand i meant you have 7 cards and play 5

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like in Texas Hold em'

normal galleon
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1122334 is only two pair if you limit yourself to 5 cards at once

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also is this counting all situations where the hand is possible or just the ones where it's the best according to standard hand rankings

lilac grotto
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It only takes the best hand by standard rankings (five of a kind being above all other hands)

normal galleon
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wouldn't it be best to do the best hand by 4-rank rankings

dusky oriole
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@tidal stump happy belated birthday

tidal stump
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thanks

tidal stump
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thanks

tawny helm
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when i try to log into discord and this happens

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why tf are captchas like this

tidal stump
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i mean at least its easy for humans this time

dusky oriole
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hope this helps 👍

normal galleon
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ais got too good at the previous captchas so they have to build new ones

split swallow
gray harness
dapper oak
brittle portal
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me playing through canto 4 for the first time

dapper oak
alpine pulsar
visual sail
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Also is that visit from the persistence modpack

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I can't remember

kindred sparrow
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Finally beat LBAL floor 19 on mobile, last floor here I cone

dense kraken
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i feel like lbal max floor is a lot easier than, say, gold stake or a20 in sts

patent shoal
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Random thought: Most artificial banana flavors try to replicate the Gros Michel flavor. Are there any that try to replicate the Cavendish flavor?

visual sail
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Banana has flavor????

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They all just taste like fluffy chewy nothingness to me

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Just a bit of sweet and that's it

dapper oak
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My socks are getting too short, they barely reach my thighs now :((

dusky oriole
gray harness
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the VISIT property has a different color in that modpack

lucid isle
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I phone just auto call 911 when I was turning it on :/

alpine pulsar
lucid isle
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yea it wouldn't turn on

tidal stump
alpine pulsar
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some phones have a built in call 911 when pressing the on button multiple times quickly

lucid isle
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I cancelled it because there was a 5 second cancel time but it called anyway