🃏・off-topic

[outer zealot]

can you get super saiyan hitler

[dense kraken]

my best first discovery is double rainbow stalin

Lenin too

[cedar basin]

LMAO

[dense kraken]

and Hitler but I wasn't the first

[outer zealot]

i think my fav has to be

[runic kiln]

I found Blackjack

[dense kraken]

infinite craft is one of like 3 good uses of ai

[wispy grotto]

it makes it truly infinite

[tawny helm]

what are the other 2

[dense kraken]

imagine that wasn't a first discovery

[dense kraken]

regexes and shitposts

[tawny helm]

i love shitposts

[wispy grotto]

nah 💀
i got 🐻 Obama from 😈 Satan and 🌊 Democrat

ai these days

[dense kraken]

pink floyd?

[cedar basin]

I got pink floyd off of genocide and berlin

[tawny helm]

combining human with rainbow gives me unicorn

[cedar basin]

and then combined it with something to get dark side of the moon, that plus Super Zeusman

whabam

[dense kraken]

I also have an absurd amount of ping pong variations

[outer zealot]

i would be pissed ngl

i have so many 1st discoveries

from sharknadopus

half of these were firsts

[wispy grotto]

i spammed a bunch of fire, ice, water, and earth

i ended up with an iceberg

[dense kraken]

shark twain 💀

[cedar basin]

We've finally discovered it

[wispy grotto]

💀

[tawny helm]

we should have a music vc and name the music bot jam-bo

[outer zealot]

jschlrg moment

[wispy grotto]

pog

i found spongebob

yum chocolate

that's enough infinite craft for today for me

[sacred radish]

Here's all my Infinite Craft first discoveries

[wicked owl]

Off topic is slowly turning into bs from infinitecraft

[dense salmon]

How do you have chicken soup with sunflower cheesecake twice?

[terse hinge]

just started playing when I saw this
already have a first discovery

[sacred radish]

accidentally dragged it out of the sidebar twice

[verbal geyser]

(i lazy to make a card lul)

[lavish torrent]

that's like a mega mega mega pack 😮

[dense kraken]

copyright infringement

[verbal geyser]

lol

[sacred radish]

https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1757784755737661743

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) on X

Yoshi's Safari has an anti-piracy measure where it tricks the system into doing something the cartridge should not be able to do, and locks up if the action succeeds. The below image uses anthropomorphized versions of the game and system to explain the trick.

Twitter · Feb 14, 2024, 3:11 PM

[runic kiln]

So close

[wispy grotto]

wow

[dense salmon]

just had a person tell me tos1 is better then tos2

[unkempt sluice]

yes

[dense salmon]

it is not

tos2 is way better

[visual sail]

I'm sorry I read that toe1/toe2 from gd ;-;

Gd addiction never ceases

[tawny helm]

true

[ruby ingot]

god is just a trillionaire Bill Gates 😭

wait does that mean if bill gates got more money he'd literally be god

and god + billionaire = trump???

[dense salmon]

People worship him

[ruby ingot]

and angel + the earth is literal dust

uhhh

2 religions = a war???

war + money = profit 💀

lets go got buddha

Nirvana + war = PEACE????????????

[ruby ingot]

W series

[gray harness]

damn, it must've been a 20/5 to get that many

[dense salmon]

Yeah but the later ones are only like a 19/5

[ruby ingot]

im so mad i didn't discover this

💀

bro shark jesus???

WTF

I just thought of an amazing idea

[dense kraken]

i am so unbelievably mad rn

i got a juicy queenbeet FIRST TRY

but then i clicked on it

and when i reloaded i didn't have it anymore

[rigid snow]

ohhh infinite craft

this might be my greatest achievement in any game ever

[pulsar basalt]

lmao

[ruby ingot]

i have no idea what my greatest achivement in a game is lmao

[full agate]

is this basically like ... you combined sports + specific type of ball / puck / bat + city and built up all those connections?

[rigid snow]

so its not that easy because infinitecraft doesnt like simply mashing team name + city together

[dense kraken]

houston texans lmaoooo

[full agate]

my greatest in-game achievement is being one of less than 10 people who have defeated both Mark392 and Jediluke in 1v1 Descent matches in the modern era

[rigid snow]

oftentimes you just get the name of the team without the city, or the sport involved, or the championship in that sport

managing to get "Arizona Coyotes" instead of just "Coyotes" (or, funnily, "Phoenix Coyotes") took a LOT of fucking around with the system

it gets easier once you can start combining a team with the same league and another city, and then once you have one place you pretty much have all the other teams there (except "Florida Panthers" because they're fucking weird like that)

it got a lot harder with certain cities that are both tricky to get to and only have 1 major team, like Vancouver

[ruby ingot]

someone should calculate the amount of combinations possible in infinite craft ol

[rigid snow]

i'm still trying to figure out how to get to "Jacksonville Jaguars"

[dense kraken]

my greatest gaming achievement is probably 90% of the cookie clicker achievements

idk what it is though

[runic kiln]

Mine is Balatro seed searcher for sure, haven’t really invested anything major into other games

[fiery grotto]

I have three choices

and by that I mean three different gamebreaking bugs lol

Actually my top gaming moment was when I used the psychic bug to get to violet vessel in the september demo

2nd is inf invis dupe

3rd is my bph bug to skip everything

and 4th my rack and slay bug that let you get inf money and basically just win

[limpid prawn]

mine is probz either holding 3 balatro speedrun wr's at once (or the board game but that seems like to seperated) or beating i wanna be the guy in geometry dash, or completeing the museum in hypixel skyblock

[sullen portal]

I beat Northernlion in Sporcle once live on stream that was cool

[limpid prawn]

hell. yeah.

[fiery grotto]

that do be pretty cool

I heard skoottie used invis bug to get high score and thought it was my inf dup one

[dense kraken]

100% museum is impressive, nice

[fiery grotto]

if it was mine then it wouldve been my top achievement

[dense kraken]

i'm still a 3/4 necron non

[limpid prawn]

waiting for an update to play the game again but i finally got a golden dragon from my minions money

so im leveling that up with the new daycare

i now have like everything i really want in the game

[dense kraken]

my end goal is a hypermaxed fish hat for inside joke reasons

[limpid prawn]

hell yeah

my hypermax item of choice is a rabbit hat

[dense kraken]

everyone has one

(no not really)

[limpid prawn]

i see it as a tribute to old f7

[ruby ingot]

ig my greatest gaming achievement was forcing myself to understand every single yugio card mechanic ever

i never want to hear the word "pendulum" ever again

[dense kraken]

pendulum

[lavish torrent]

pendulum is a good band though

[hollow wind]

bro

why joker and rock its rock paper scissors i know joker is paper and rock but LOL

[cedar basin]

DIVORCE + IMPEACHMENT = TRUMP

with a 💩

[hollow wind]

how to make beauty

[wicked owl]

Now we drifting into starwars lore

[neon mantle]

Infinite Craft discussion

Please use the above thread to continue infinite craft discussion

[dense salmon]

mine is figuring out how to edit the storage to give me whatever i want

in infinity craft

[lavish torrent]

https://i.redd.it/75qopxmgbmic1.png Silksong isn't cancelled!

[wicked owl]

Whew

After beating the pantheon of hallownest I really didn't have much else to do, can't wait

[hollow shuttle]

This is the Silksong news we didn't know we needed

[weary geyser]

I guess that "news" can get me through another 5 years of hearing nothing about Silksong.

[kindred sparrow]

when you're bad at chess, but your opponent is way worse

[wicked owl]

Anybody want to play chess?

[mental wren]

Oh ok that’s good enough for me to wait 5 more years

[dense kraken]

i'm the way worse

[dense kraken]

you want a free win?

my elo is like 400 something and i have zero motivation to learn

i could beat a victorian child at chess and not much else

[fiery grotto]

this tbh^

also this^

[dense kraken]

i usually bullshit my way to a 40% winrate

if that

[wicked owl]

no, I'm just bored

[dense kraken]

okok

[wicked owl]

Tell you what: I'll sack my queen

[dense kraken]

i would still lose

[wicked owl]

I'll sack my rook as well

[dense kraken]

and also i forgot my chess.com login so i'd have to figure that out

but maybe

[wicked owl]

ah, ok

message me if you want a game

[dense kraken]

cool

i'll keep that in mind but no promises

[fiery grotto]

lol

have you played baba is you?

[hollow edge]

just played an irl version of balatro

I think it was called poke her?

[wicked owl]

THere is a literal challenge in this game named "Joker Poker." Don't act like you don't know it.

(joke)

[fiery grotto]

LOL

[hollow edge]

joker poker? I don't even know her!

[wicked owl]

Noted

[full agate]

do you have a note about me and dadjokes? If you don't yet, you will soon

[wicked owl]

Oh god

[arctic robin]

Do note forget about me, either.

[full agate]

I shall note forget

[wicked owl]

I shall forget noting you guys

just kidding

[hollow edge]

who doesn't love those jokes tbf

comedy bronze

[wicked owl]

sure, sure

[dense kraken]

comedy steel, if you will

ubiquitous yet solid

[wicked owl]

and where does that rank

[tawny helm]

woo 1.5x the funniness

[dense salmon]

But only if you don’t say them

[split swallow]

But is it really you?

[dense kraken]

society 😔

[wise gust]

is this where do i post food

[split swallow]

Mmm, love me some delicious food that’s been reheated by a pc

[normal galleon]

wow an led plate how much did it cost

[normal galleon]

I just figured out why someone thought spectrum was between two pair and pair. It's because that's the ranking in 4 card poker.

[royal arrow]

@dense salmon It's busted, but I think watcher biggest crime is getting so many weak cards (many of them being rares). And then you've go things like rushdown that are uncommon and dominate the meta

[dense salmon]

I mean, its kinda wacky but it just makes her more OP

Cut through fate is easily top 3 card in the whole game and its common...

[royal arrow]

it's insane yeah, scrying helps a lot

[dense salmon]

If ascentions didnt exist id want the character nerfed immediately, but at this point watcher is the "im tilted I want a free run" character lol

[paper night]

What is this game? :o

[verbal geyser]

RANDOM DICE

[paper night]

Interesting stuffs, thanks!

[verbal geyser]

The "original" random tower defense games

(btw i kinda hate rush royal for no reason lol)

[dense kraken]

i remember playing that years ago

it was ok, but legendaries were really annoying to unlock

[verbal geyser]

I have every legendary

And my own dice

[dense kraken]

tracks

[verbal geyser]

[dense salmon]

blueberry yogurt is tasty

[dense kraken]

fr

[wispy grotto]

guys help

[dense kraken]

i remember playing super auto pets like twice

[wispy grotto]

this is the sloth

1/10k chance it appears in a roll

idk what to do

[neon mantle]

take it and try to get the dub regardless. iirc there is an achievement for winning with a sloth?

[wispy grotto]

lvl 2 for hard badge, level 3 for badge

main concern is that my units in front aren’t scaled up enough

[neon mantle]

Its a tough one since you are down to one life. If i am being real, I don't know any of those new pets so I can't really offer much other than "try to win with the sloth". Might be too late to get it leveled up anyhow?

[wispy grotto]

i mean i still have 4 wins left assuming my run is successful it should hopefully be enough turns

but it’s a very risky play

[limpid prawn]

https://www.sporcle.com/games/111robloxdude/name-all-jokers-in-balatro-v01

[tired elk]

Does this include newer announced jokers are just the ones in the old early access builds?

[limpid prawn]

announced jokers, leaks from thunk, leaks from nextfest and old demos

its everything

[tired elk]

YOOO

Now the fun begins

[limpid prawn]

we are only missing 10 names, might be less cuz i dont remeber when i made it

[ruby ingot]

The only jokers I can instantly name without thinking are the 4 deadly/cunning/rocky jokers and the 5 legendaries

[dense salmon]

deadly joker does not exist

nor does rocky

[ruby ingot]

its a naming thing

lusty/gluttonous/wrathful/greedy jokers
sly/wily/craft/devious jokers
rough gem/bloodstone/onyx agate/arrowhead

[dense salmon]

what?

[ruby ingot]

those are all jokers

that ik instantly

I might've forgotten a legendary tho

chicot/perkeo/triboulet/caino

[dense salmon]

you are making up words now

[limpid prawn]

yorick

[ruby ingot]

yup

[ruby ingot]

LMAO

the legendaries are based off irl jokers

*jesters

iirc

[tired elk]

haha funny number

WHAT SPELLING IS THAT????

WHEN TF WAS CAINO EVER SPELT "CANIO"

can I not read

[limpid prawn]

canio is the correct way

[dense kraken]

caino was a misspelling

[limpid prawn]

it was caino before and it was wrong

[tired elk]

Bruh

xdd

Also they misspelled "card shark" as "card sharp"

[pulsar basalt]

you're not gonna believe this

[tired elk]

ARE YOU-

I can recognize most of the jokers I missed barring Shoot The Moon

Seems like this is a very old joker that doesn't have art?

At least I can't seem to find it

[limpid prawn]

shoot the moon has art

its just not on the wiki i dont think

like acrobat

[tired elk]

ah

[civic cosmos]

?? Both these cards are on the wiki...

[limpid prawn]

they used to not be i think

[civic cosmos]

Shrug, they have been since 0.8.8 at the very least

in sept

[tired elk]

Checked a different wiki and found it

[civic cosmos]

balatro.wiki

[wispy grotto]

update: i died 😭

opponents had 50 50s

bruh

[fiery grotto]

Yo can someone send this to another server?

[dense kraken]

i remember that from the bph server

[fiery grotto]

yep

I got bored

[tawny helm]

walter black 💀

[dense kraken]

getting my annual history of the entire world i guess watch in

[high vault]

Bill Wurtz my beloved

[dense kraken]

fr

[ruby ingot]

Waltuh

[terse hinge]

(continuing from #🕹・game-discussion ) another more specific downside of english is the words metanarrative and metafiction

despite all pointing to them being synonyms they aren't they are simialr in some ways but they are massively different

[ruby ingot]

grammer has done me extraordinarily dirty

when I making a question on a random website(i forgor 💀), I had to search up when would you use what/which at the start of a question

I'm noticing i keep leaving out words while speaking/typing too

mostly pronouns

[terse hinge]

on top of that english suffers at not being inclusive to autistic people (like me)
with it's over use of metaphor aand tone over actual saying what is meant

like really so much more of english is metaphor than non-autistic people realize

[ruby ingot]

English encompasses "iykyk" type wording

[terse hinge]

yeah

I could go on and on with m problems with it but imma go do something else now

[ruby ingot]

bro i just saw throwback description in Polski holy jeez

[wicked owl]

So... You winning son?

[dense salmon]

Is this the same game as that tower defense one?

[verbal geyser]

Random Dice: Roll Roll

I am a fan of random dice btw lul

[nimble whale]

Looks like you should give Roll a try

[verbal geyser]

But sadly
This game i play didn't update for a long time

It still fun btw

Only Random Dice: Defense will still update

[spice lintel]

ranged or mage for terraria?

[charred kelp]

do summoner for the extra challenge

otherwise mage

[visual sail]

I had the weirdest balatro dream tbh, I dreamt that full game came out, and I was playing it, I don't 100% remember, but I know for sure there was this wee black silhouette joker that was like x32 mult per yellow turtle played

Turtles in balatro when

[spice lintel]

what did I just read

[visual sail]

Idk

[fiery grotto]

why cant my dreams be that good

[visual sail]

I think there was another joker that was literally just a blank card

[fiery grotto]

blank voucher when

[visual sail]

Mhm

[wicked owl]

I just realized no matter what, enemui is always online

[fiery grotto]

I probably have more hours on this discord than balatro itself

[worldly tusk]

my fursona's a koopa, that good enough?

[wicked owl]

Same here friend

[fiery grotto]

Balatro Quiz Thread

[amber igloo]

i picked up this from a random sidewalk

[wicked owl]

This is the dude who ended up getting sucked into the universe

*Balatro

(Reference to my fanfic)

[amber igloo]

god says that i'll be a counterspeller

[wicked owl]

lol

[neon mantle]

in case anyone wanted to see the card's text in english

[dense kraken]

what is this

[neon mantle]

a magic the gathering card from the streets of new capenna set

[dense kraken]

huh

i dont play mtg so that makes sense

[neon mantle]

totally fair. If you scroll up a bit, someone found a foil japanese variant of this card on the street randomly, so I was just providing the card with its english text.

[visual sail]

Foil from balatro

[dense kraken]

i have never heard of balatro in my life

[visual sail]

Get rid of the f in life

[pulsar basalt]

get rid of the L in life. replace it with a W

wait that's a different word

[dense kraken]

wife

[pulsar basalt]

yes

wasn't intentional lol

[odd iris]

get rid of the wife in wife and now ive lost the kids

[visual sail]

Oh noh

[placid herald]

Bruh, I just happen to see mtg in off topic lol

[placid herald]

It's like 2 USD if you were wondering

[visual sail]

smh finally S-ranked a 4star on mania

i dont understand how im top 200k

[hollow wind]

yooo guys who will win for you

goku or walter white

[visual sail]

craiyon moment

[pulsar basalt]

well walter white is dead so that's an L

[visual sail]

@ruby ingot (random google image)

should try it once, pretty good tbh

but fyi im more bread 😋

[fiery grotto]

relateable ngl

[visual sail]

doubt

[ruby ingot]

I like brown bred

*breuauauad

[visual sail]

lmao

[fiery grotto]

My nickname is litterally boots Mangiapane

Mangiapane meaning eat bread in italian

[dense kraken]

do you guys ever just eat like 4 slices of bread and then cry yourself to sleep

[visual sail]

relatable

but, not bread

[fiery grotto]

I eat 4 pieces of bread, and then am the happiest man alive

we dont need to go over my diet again

[hollow wind]

its not craiyon its bing ai

hehe

[visual sail]

makes sense

[hollow wind]

@limpid prawn yo bro its bfdi but ai version

[ruby ingot]

bro why'd ai minecraft-ize it

[fiery grotto]

lol

[hollow wind]

idk

[visual sail]

those are some very blocky funny doings characters

[hollow wind]

i just typed battle for dream island and i got this

[fiery grotto]

we need ai to make a balatro quiz

[ruby ingot]

new minecraft snapshot just dropped

"Friends and Foes Update"

[visual sail]

tbh i eat like, a muffin at night (I dont like cannibalism /j /j /j)

wait what does ai think a "blatro" is

[ruby ingot]

im gonna make another that WILL be good

[hollow wind]

bfdi minecraft update

[fiery grotto]

I like cannabilsm, I eat nerds all the timr

[dense kraken]

why ai generated

[fiery grotto]

the candy

[ruby ingot]

thanks for the criticism on the quiz also

[fiery grotto]

XD

np

[visual sail]

alr nighty nighty

[hollow wind]

idk

[ruby ingot]

yea this quiz was poorly made lmao

[visual sail]

have fun making minecraft x BFDI

[fiery grotto]

they are fun, I just feel stupid

[visual sail]

imma make a dumber one

just obscure facts about every single joker

in 1 quiz

[ruby ingot]

"What color is The Ox"

[hollow wind]

just wanted to see what ai gonna do when i type my favorite youtube show bfdi

[ruby ingot]

i can def help in making obscure stuff

[visual sail]

more like, "whats written on brainstorm"

[ruby ingot]

ill make just one question lmao

[visual sail]

okay ig :/

okay night night fr

[fiery grotto]

My take on the quiz is make challenging questions for extra credit, and easier questions for the quiz

[ruby ingot]

"What is the color of the comedian's hair in Hack?"

[hollow wind]

https://www.sporcle.com/games/111robloxdude/can-you-name-every-joker-in-the-balatro-93-demo

let see who can make this faster

[limpid prawn]

so many exsist

[ruby ingot]

What would you feel be ideal for a balatro quiz that actually tests if you have played balatro for some time?

[fiery grotto]

Less what does this look like and more what does this do

[ruby ingot]

cause what i did was throw hard question for the sake of hard question along with making technicalities(im truly sorry for adding bs and bp in that one question)

[fiery grotto]

I said "I count 3 jokers that create tarots, so its probably 5"

so I didnt even know

[ruby ingot]

i put all the jokers that counted in the feedback lol

[fiery grotto]

lol

[ruby ingot]

also it included cartomancer, which i should've specified was non demo

[fiery grotto]

Perkeos also a bit skeptic, revising it to say ONLY creates tarots and removing is probably the best

[ruby ingot]

that would also remove bp and bs too lol

[fiery grotto]

exactly

[ruby ingot]

wait i just realized bs and bp can copy perkeo

oh no

[fiery grotto]

Yep

shouldve included invis to the answer

trust

[ruby ingot]

invis itself doesn't do anything

if invis, say shapeshifted into a joker then yes it would count

[fiery grotto]

neither does bs and bp but Im just bein goofy

[ruby ingot]

oh whatever it's not gonna count regardless

[fiery grotto]

true

[ruby ingot]

im gonna add "excludes all jokers that rely on other jokers"

or to make it shorter

[fiery grotto]

perkeo requires a tarot to dupe so thats also a gray area

[ruby ingot]

"How many jokers create tarots by themselves?

[ruby ingot]

it creates a tarot, just a duplicate one

[fiery grotto]

this means perkeo doesnt work also

[ruby ingot]

fair

ok perkeo is out

I need a consistent tester lol

[fiery grotto]

this feels like that 1 day where the server worked on joker wording for 15 hours

[ruby ingot]

lmao

i remember

NO PRONOUNS

wait

wasn't there some pronouns still in the game

[fiery grotto]

idk

[ruby ingot]

BULL STILL HAS PRONOUNS

[fiery grotto]

KziLL IT

[ruby ingot]

HOLOGRAM TOO

[fiery grotto]

KILl IT WITH FIRE

[ruby ingot]

OBELISK

[fiery grotto]

BURN THE WITCHES

(the mood change lol)

[ruby ingot]

wait should i make that a question in the "Memes" section(they won't give points)

[fiery grotto]

theres a meme section

[ruby ingot]

not in the last quiz

but it will be in the next

[fiery grotto]

nice

[ruby ingot]

it wouldn't count towards your score so i can whatever I want

[fiery grotto]

Include a question that says "Whats after WW?" and make the answer WWII

[ruby ingot]

nah that's crazy

i love it

[fiery grotto]

exactly

Im trying to make WW in infinite craft

I need white though and its hard to make colors

[ruby ingot]

What's the 2nd thing Jimbo says to you?

i got brown somehow through titanium and stuff

[full agate]

the opposite of bacon is bapro

[ruby ingot]

yeyee

[fiery grotto]

Somehow prism and light doesnt make colors

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of procreate is concreate

same with concrete and procrete

[fiery grotto]

We need a meme question on quiz about hamdome

[ruby ingot]

ham

steamed

[fiery grotto]

what is the original hamdome streak and you have to put how many people said hamdome in a row

[ruby ingot]

wait i have a funy meme question

"Is the comedian in Hack funny?"

[full agate]

the opposite of proliferate is conliferate

[fiery grotto]

makes sense

[full agate]

the opposite of prose is conse

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of constitution is [the government has advised me to keep quiet]

[fiery grotto]

america?

[dense salmon]

The opposite of protractor is contractor because MY DOORFRAME IS SKEWED

[pulsar basalt]

the opposite of american is american't

[full agate]

the opposite of procession is concession. Stop the parade, I need a snack.

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of russia is not-in-a-rush(ia)

[full agate]

the opposite of Canada is Can'tada

[pulsar basalt]

the opposite of europe is eurdown

[dense salmon]

The opposite of prop is conp

[full agate]

the opposite of oppression is downpression

[fiery grotto]

the opposite of me is happiness

oh god we need this as a baba is you mechanic

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of outside is my life

[fiery grotto]

I guess we have not in baba is you

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of being a balatro fan is a heretic

[fiery grotto]

but like, opposite all is win = text is win

[dense salmon]

What happens if you put “not empty is not empty”?

No hang on I know

[ruby ingot]

me when quizical

[dense salmon]

I’m feeling examical

[fiery grotto]

you make anything that isnt empty and put everything on top thats not empty

[ruby ingot]

testi-

[dense salmon]

The opposite of a heretic is a theretic

[ruby ingot]

what about a wheretic

[fiery grotto]

whaleatic?

whitewhaleatic?

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-hamburger-sandwich-cat-funny-gif-2861213721611306457

[dense salmon]

And the opposite of a lunatic is a solatic

[fiery grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/calculating-puzzled-math-confused-confused-look-gif-14677181

[dense salmon]

The opposite of a cheeseburger is an intended-gameplay-burger

[pulsar basalt]

"me w"
-a cat

[ruby ingot]

cheesburgermany

[dense salmon]

I wonder if some computer viruses would actually be considered computer bacteria

[fiery grotto]

playing infinite craft on tablet is fun

[ruby ingot]

canadichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[dense kraken]

real

[dense salmon]

The opposite of homeowner is howoofner

[ruby ingot]

me when supercalifragilisticexpialido-shenghai

[wicked owl]

that's good

why do we bake cookies
and cook bacon

[ruby ingot]

food

[dense salmon]

And why do you call it oven when

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of oven is ovout

[dense salmon]

Hot eat the food

[dense kraken]

whenever i hear the oven sentence i think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

[fiery grotto]

the oposite of opposite is the opposite of opposite

[ruby ingot]

colddog with optionard

[fiery grotto]

the opposite of 999999999... = 1

[dense kraken]

nah

[ruby ingot]

me when a normal person says p-adic

[fiery grotto]

if you know you know

[dense salmon]

By virtue of being in the tautology club, I welcome you to the tautology club

[dense kraken]

the opposite is actually -999999999...

[gray harness]

the opposite of one is offe

[wicked owl]

0.99999999999999.....=1

[ruby ingot]

when 2+4+6... = -12

[dense salmon]

The opposite of coffee is conee

[ashen oasis]

...9999999999 = -1

[fiery grotto]

the opposite of yay is bzb

(ceasar cypher)

[dense salmon]

The opposite of wizard is draziw

[ruby ingot]

its actually (-1)+(-2)+(-3)... = 1/12

[ashen oasis]

The opposite of am is fm.

[dense salmon]

*atbash

[fiery grotto]

no thats backwards

[wicked owl]

no it's pm

[dense salmon]

If you atbash “wizard” you get “draziw”

[fiery grotto]

No its ZM

[ruby ingot]

iz draw?

[fiery grotto]

you guys forget I live on mars

[hollow wind]

cool

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/koi-fish-hungry-gif-6192506198447154370

[ashen oasis]

It's both.

[dense salmon]

The opposite of fish is house

[hollow wind]

the opposite of house is fish

[fiery grotto]

that ones actually funny

put it on the quiz?

actually wouldny opposite of fish by hook?

[ruby ingot]

lol

[ashen oasis]

An increasingly content aware Mr. Moseby disagress.

[dense salmon]

Would you like AM or FMMM?

[fiery grotto]

ZM

[gray harness]

balatro spelled incorrectly is brtaleorlaore

[ashen oasis]

Balatro spelled incorrectly is incorrectly.

[dense salmon]

Content unaware

[gray harness]

antonym of joker is seriouser

[ashen oasis]

Opposite of opposite of wrong is left

[fiery grotto]

the opposite of -... .- .-.. .- - .-. --- is .--- -. -.-- -. . -.- ...

[wicked owl]

no it's

[ashen oasis]

What do those say?

[wicked owl]

no it's --- .-. - -. ..-. -. ...-

bruh why is there auto correct in discor

ah

[pulsar basalt]

ah

[fiery grotto]

BALATRO is the firstone, then I swapped the . and - and got JNYNEKS

[pulsar basalt]

try that seed

[fiery grotto]

xd

[ashen oasis]

Thanks.

[fiery grotto]

np

[gray harness]

opposite of seed is blindd

[full agate]

the opposite of seed money is blindd moffey

[ruby ingot]

why beat the boss blind when you can beat the boss see

[fiery grotto]

the opposite of is big deaf

[ruby ingot]

the opposite of deaf is mute

[fiery grotto]

the opposite of odd todd is even steven

[gray harness]

the opposite of even steven is odd stodd

[ruby ingot]

opposites attract as they say

[fiery grotto]

yep yep

[full agate]

the opposite of even steven is adamn stadamn

[dense kraken]

[fiery grotto]

opposite of drspectred is me (skill wise)

[gray harness]

NOOOOOOOO

[ruby ingot]

i have to make a confession

sometimes i misspell drspectred as drspedtred

[dense kraken]

opposite of good music taste is me

[pulsar basalt]

you should shorten that to drspeed

[gray harness]

and i used to misread it as "drdisrespected"

[ruby ingot]

lmao

[gray harness]

opposite of is yespe!

[fiery grotto]

I think my eyeballs are gonna burn out for looking at screens for to long

gn

[dense kraken]

no that would be math

[gray harness]

gn shadowbulb

[fiery grotto]

and gl qith the wuiz enemui

[dense kraken]

gn

[gray harness]

opposite of sane person is me

[ruby ingot]

im gonna make a quick meme balatro quiz

[fiery grotto]

the moment I leave is the time you decide this?

[gray harness]

👨‍🦯
small blind

👨‍🦯

[ruby ingot]

YEYEYEEEEEEEE

[gray harness]

big blind

[fiery grotto]

ok then

proceed

[gray harness]

BOSS BLIND

opposite of boss blind is employee see

[ruby ingot]

HOW DID I VIOLATE GOOGLE'S TERMS AND SERVICES IN THE FIRST QUESTION

bruh it allowed captialism but not communism

ok got it

lmao

[wicked owl]

brrr

[gray harness]

the opposite of save-
(my common sense has warned me to not continue the joke)

[ruby ingot]

bro did google just guess what question i was gonna say

[abstract violet]

my sleeping schedule was fixed for 4 days, and i already can feel ill be up until like 4 am rn

[ruby ingot]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPJaTp2jFYF2lojjBBTNMjbi5Vwztt2LLfknK5-LBWIn0rWQ/viewform?usp=sharing

[abstract violet]

wish i was a normal person

[tired elk]

This shouldn't be wrong.

[ruby ingot]

There is no wrong answer

im just forced to give one

[tired elk]

sad moment for google forms being cringe

[ruby ingot]

oh yea i couldn't say communism in the 1st question

it literally deleted my forms

[tired elk]

lmao

[ruby ingot]

im so glad it was the 1st and not the last

also uhh you know who leaked my credit card number?

[wispy grotto]

you could make it not count marks tho

[ruby ingot]

oh yea forgot there was a setting for that

[ruby ingot]

actually idk how lmao

im still a newbie at forms

[wispy grotto]

...

can't u just

set the points to

0?

[ruby ingot]

oh that's what u meant

yes ill do that

I think i can just... not make it a quiz

[dense salmon]

Any Splatoon 3 players in chat?

[wispy grotto]

not me 😦

[terse hinge]

for little bit I was

but not anymore

[split swallow]

I tried it, but definitely not my kind of game

[verbal geyser]

I don't have Nintendo switch

[ruby ingot]

I have 2 of them, one has a broken screen and the other has a broken joystick :)

i broke the joystick in the stupidest accident ever

while playing smash ultimate laying on my bed, I got up while holding on the joysticks, and one snapped off

to make it even worse, i cut the goddam ribbon

im beating the crap out of my past self when time machines come out

[verbal geyser]

Gimme

[paper night]

I should honestly play it more, got into Splatoon 2 back when self-quarantining from Covid-19 was happening, that game got me through those rough times 💙

In general, it's a pretty fun and fast-paced shooter toooo

[olive eagle]

Hi all! Does the current version of the demo have a choice of languages?

[visual sail]

theres an experimental version with a few more features, such as language, can be accessed with #🧪・experimental

[olive eagle]

Thank you!

[spring bronze]

idk if any smash fans are in here but

man. melee’s never getting on at this point

its 6:23 and sonic, a camping character, is on screen for ultimate. in losers quarters.

longest matches ive ever seen god bless

[split swallow]

Man, I haven’t watched or competed in smash competitively in years lmao. Last time was like sometime during my senior year of high school.

[fiery grotto]

I have only played against my brother... and lost repeatedly

[ruby ingot]

smash

Bro I looked back at the website I used for understanding yugio summons and I realized the text gets longer and longer and longer

[visual sail]

I remember spending 2 hours learning Mario combos as a 8 year old and crying once I found a 0 to 20% combo

[hollow wind]

not me

but well

[jagged jolt]

Average Sonix set tbh

The big meme is trying to complete a 16-star run of Super Mario 64 during a Sonix set

[ruby ingot]

I'm redoing my all yugio summons doc for some reason and i think im halfway there

Here is it so far lmao

[fickle ridge]

You were so close to greatness...

[civic cosmos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1EuAugPcI&list=PLiC8IsjddD5WZbH3bcuuC8K3akPS08nsb&index=1

guy makes a board game by combining every version of uno with different mechanics . including the one with a physical scale, the ones with electronic machines, more than 4 colors, new mechanics, etc
It's slowly growing into a monstrocity of mechanics from over 100 different UNO games

super interesting from a design perspective,, scratches a similar brain itch to Balatro

Very interesting seeing it devolve and get more scattered and complex, the deck getting to over 200 cards of 8 colors and a slew of symbols and effects . Designing around RNG electronics and weirdo oddball spinoffs in a minimal way, its really fun to me

[ruby ingot]

I have a lot of uno lmao

hot take: chemical words are easy af to spell

[dense salmon]

Ok, then spell acetylseryltyrosylseryl… (1500 characters) …alanylprolylanalylserine

[ruby ingot]

how many affixes does it have?

i bet you it's less then 30

[dense salmon]

I don’t remember, I just read it in a book once

[ruby ingot]

my point is that chemical words by nature are just spamming affixes

for example

dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

di chloro di phenyl tri chloro ethane

[dense salmon]

The one I mentioned was pretty much entirely affixes

[ruby ingot]

I once played a roblox word game called word bomb so ik a lot of big words

big word is funy

[dense salmon]

I don’t think dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane is possible

[ruby ingot]

how?

i've done it

ik some weird words lmao

[dense salmon]

2 + 2 + 3 = 7 functional groups on ethane, which has 6 H atoms

[ruby ingot]

oh chemically speaking

[dense salmon]

Maybe you put the chlorine on the phenyl groups

[ruby ingot]

if it helps it is known as DDT iirc

not the DDT from bloons

[dense salmon]

How to make a chemistry student cry: ask them to draw 2,3-ethyl-6-methyl-4-propyldec-3-ene

[ruby ingot]

how to make a chemistry student punch the air: ask a random university student if they would drink dihyrdogen oxide

[dense salmon]

DHMO? That stuff kills people

[ruby ingot]

i've seen people falsely think that means water

you'd be surprised

[dense salmon]

Oh, dihydrogen oxide

Not monoxide

[ruby ingot]

LMAO

people think DHMO is water for that reason

pretty funy

what if i ask u the definition of this word

that ik for some reason

[dense salmon]

But aren’t the oxide and monoxide the same thing?

[ruby ingot]

O2 vs O

[dense salmon]

Oh, so it’s hydrogen peroxide

[ruby ingot]

i think

:)

does anyone know what pseudoparenchymatous means

i just know that's a word

i also know a lot of words relating to cancer

like adenocarcinomatous

or teratocarcinoma

im addicted to word bomb

[dense salmon]

Pseudo means false
Paren sounds like parent
Chym sounds like chyme, which is related to digestion

[ruby ingot]

i also know the definitions to very long words that not many know

[dense salmon]

Floccinaucinihilipilification

[ruby ingot]

uselessness

im not joking

[dense salmon]

No, it’s estimation of uselessness

[ruby ingot]

close enough(i googled 2 months ago)

iirc antidiestablishmentarianism is the antidisestablishment to the Church of England

[dense salmon]

I can’t stand some people’s floccinaucinihilipilification of long words

[ruby ingot]

disestablishment to the Church of England

close enough

[dense salmon]

It’s like they have hippopotomonstrossesquipedaliaphobia

[ruby ingot]

lol

hopefully they don't get diagnosed with pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

[dense salmon]

Wat

Two pseudo-s?

[ruby ingot]

it's actually related to maternity

or paternity

pseudopseudo is maternal

and pseudo is paternal

basically who gave the disease lol

[dense salmon]

Mother = “Not quite father”

[ruby ingot]

lmao

it's a disease that makes the thyroid gland not work that good

obviously

[dense salmon]

I see

[ruby ingot]

iirc pseudopseudo is where the mother gave it and same for father

[dense salmon]

Kind of like sickle-cell anemia

Worse with both genes inherited

[ruby ingot]

rip

is it just me or that i didn't know how to spell alzheimers until i googled

[dense salmon]

People’s names are hard

Schwarzschild

[ruby ingot]

antischizophrenia goes hard

[dense salmon]

“Oh you hear voices? We all do, it’s nothing to be concerned by”

[ruby ingot]

when you are the voices in someone's head:

[dense salmon]

My head is so messed up that even the voices tell me to take my meds

[ruby ingot]

that's crazy

(could)n't relate

[dense salmon]

(For legal reasons that’s a joke. Mental illness is a serious matter)

n’t relate

[ruby ingot]

oh yea

you could chain words in word bomb

in weird phrase

the best one by far is cousins-german

quasi-governmental is close second

and 3rd place is all the -in-law varients

[dense salmon]

Is a twin a self-in-law?

[ruby ingot]

if you want you could check out jklm.fun

it's word bomb but bigger

[dense salmon]

Interesting

[ruby ingot]

ill try to find a goofy jklm vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9ylBTKR1I

hexekosioihexekontahexaphobia is funy

[dense salmon]

Fear of 666

[ruby ingot]

sphenopalatinegangioneuralgia is the one for me

[dense salmon]

Ice cream headache

I love that one

[ruby ingot]

me when i drink a milkshake and get brain freez- sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia

[dense salmon]

Oh I just love hemidemisemihemidemisemiquavers

[ruby ingot]

what is a demisemihemidemisemihemidemisemi quaver?

(i forgor this one)

i think it was a 1024th of a note(might be off a thousand or 4)

[dense salmon]

2048th note

Beethoven after he went deaf

[ruby ingot]

off by one lmao

[dense salmon]

He wrote unplayable pieces

[ruby ingot]

He was probably thinking, "Wtf am i even playing, is it even bearable to hear-"

[dense salmon]

Moonlight Sonata was ahead of its time

[ruby ingot]

i need some help with something lmao

what does the g in gif sound like? well obviously like the g in gigantic

[terse hinge]

j

[timber oyster]

so is it "gi-gen-tic" or "guy-gang-tic"?

[terse hinge]

the last one

guy-gang-tic

[verbal geyser]

What it means btw xD

[ruby ingot]

DDT(not the bloons one)

[verbal geyser]

Oh
Ok?

[verbal geyser]

Nothing compared to my custom card xD

[ruby ingot]

how many possible uno games are there(with n players)

[verbal geyser]

A lot

Dice/tower/wheel

[verbal geyser]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1J4a71zJINZO0EKDT--X6KGHQRUf4LuU&si=PvIGgIHqdXYhrsYS

[ruby ingot]

wait don'tt i have that

yup i do

[verbal geyser]

[ruby ingot]

i have only like 10 unos

i need to find tres and quatro since i already have uno and dos

[verbal geyser]

I only have 2 uno

Original(with more modded) and flip

[ruby ingot]

lemme see all mines

ok got all of them layed next to each other

6 visually different but same unos, (2x) dos, (2x) uno flex, uno all wild, uno flip, and uno dare

[verbal geyser]

Dos is kinda hard

[timber oyster]

but I don't have uno

[verbal geyser]

the uno original modded

Example.
Scale Up All - When playing this card Everyone must draw until they are equal to the The person with the highest card.

Scale Down All - When playing this card Everyone must discard until they are equal to the The person with the lowest card.

Revive - Choose any winner and force them to continue playing.(We play until last place.)

[verbal geyser]

(btw "revive" is banned lol)

[ruby ingot]

what type of modded uno would i want?

[verbal geyser]

Hmm
Idk
I just print and make a card

[ruby ingot]

what about

uh idk

[verbal geyser]

Btw
For now
I cant find my friends to play with anymore

[ruby ingot]

Draw until you find 2 special cards, then discard 3 cards of the same color or number

that good?

[verbal geyser]

I have one, but no discards

[ruby ingot]

lol

[verbal geyser]

I have some "lock" card to play

[ruby ingot]

For the next 3 turns, all players can play 2 cards, but they must be different colors and numbers

[verbal geyser]

(let me find first)

[ruby ingot]

(special cards can't be played while this card is activated)

[ruby ingot]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Choose a player and a color. That player discards ALL cards with that color, then they take 2 turns

[verbal geyser]

Lock - You can only play this card if its number matches the number on the discards plies and another person must play this number or black card.

this is bad card btw

[ruby ingot]

I have a lot of uno idea lmao

[verbal geyser]

And a good card

Horoscope cards- face up the 10 cards on the draw pile for everyone to see.

(permanently face up on the draw pile)

[ruby ingot]

Draw 2 cards, then immediately play the first one and publicly show the second one

[verbal geyser]

50% Gift card

Reduce the next person card by 50% (factor down)

[ruby ingot]

Servant

When this card is played, force a player of your choosing to play a card for you

Then draw 3 cards

[dense salmon]

I made an Inscryption-inspired Uno mod once

[ruby ingot]

lol

[verbal geyser]

I wonder if they have a app that can make card online

Would be fun

[ruby ingot]

Have a player of your choosing discard 5 cards, then make them draw 2 for each card you share a number or suit with

[verbal geyser]

Modify Draw+

Everyone (except yourself) draw a card from the next person to the last person (except yourself) Will get +1,+2,+3,+4...

[hollow shuttle]

Somebody's ought to update all the wiki pages for tarot cards once bal(l)atro releases
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fool_(tarot_card)

[wicked owl]

@ruby ingot it's probably the dead skin that was scraped off

[ruby ingot]

lol

[limpid prawn]

@undone violet #🎙・server-chat message ye shuckle uses his defenses with some creative moves and they turn into damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhHjPwqq9g8&pp=ygUOc2h1Y2tsZSBkYW1hZ2U%3D

[meager jolt]

Shoutout to Trick Room/Power Trick

was my go to doubles tactic

[leaden jetty]

https://www.sporcle.com/games/GothicLordUK/name-all-150-balatro-jokers

https://www.sporcle.com/games/GothicLordUK/name-all-150-balatro-jokers

[visual sail]

easy clap

imma do it right now

wait no i dont know the leak names

whatever

[visual sail]

nvm i got 85/150 then my browser crashed

[verbal geyser]

I see a crimson heart and just hmm
(I see on the yt lol)

[limpid prawn]

hell yeah i was correct

made predictions with the old boss blind rework thread and i got that one correct

[lavish torrent]

https://youtu.be/_NvVaUTBAVE

Aliensrock Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers Part 6

[verbal geyser]

The sound effect of that game is kinda not my type ngl

It kinda loud lul

[verbal geyser]

I see

Crimson heart change skill to disable them instead

And Cerulean bell also change to force skill

Yay
My two boss skill in the game

[verbal geyser]

https://youtu.be/IVQhvINS0Vg?si=PxSPYMKEJ5MbiL0W
Woah

[ivory coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/firesaga-jaja-ding-dong-gif-17688586

[hollow edge]

me tomorrow

[sacred radish]

yaknow i was already wanting to learn love2d but this game has solidified that.

[night stirrup]

"Guysh how do i play ballatro?"

[sour hamlet]

what ante

[rigid nexus]

recently, I 3D printed a stand for my switch that fits over the treadmill at the gym that I go to, at eye level. I tested it out yesterday and didn't want to get off the treadmill after 1 hour of playing TotK. I wonder how many hours of treadmill Balatro I will play

[sullen portal]

I need balatro to come to peloton so instead of watching Netflix I can play this

[civic cosmos]

on the NL regimen

[sullen portal]

egg carton rise up

[hollow wind]

thats so epic

[hollow wind]

idk

[gray harness]

nah, you are playing Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers, because those cards are negative

[visual sail]

smh you cant get 300 score with full house three 4's 😭😭

[normal galleon]

i think i'd discard everything but the 4s there

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-balatro-joker-jimbo-jimbo-the-joker-gif-15307096256787117908

[normal galleon]

he has a joker

[visual sail]

oh yeah

coloring looks like sock and buskin

4 arent faces cards

[torn flame]

they were always here

chilling

[ebon heath]

I know

I tend to derail things easily

So I just live here now

[torn flame]

well this is just a waiting room til release date for me

[fiery grotto]

lol

[torn flame]

thunk should really grab another 5 dollars from me

id pay 20

[ebon heath]

Thunk aint greedy

[torn flame]

who did the music?

was it also thunk?

[lavish torrent]

pretty sure most off topic conversations weren't done here 😂

no

see #🙋・frequently-asked for who did the music

[torn flame]

youre so smart

[lavish torrent]

i knew that already, because i'm so smart

[dense kraken]

would have been funny if local did the music

[torn flame]

yeah easy way to get 5 more bucks. game plus soundtrack

[ebon heath]

Just link your bank account to his if you wanna funnel money to him

Easy

[torn flame]

https://soundcloud.com/user-633215690

[ruby ingot]

im bored so any males with naturally long nails(hey that wrigmed)

[visual sail]

I love wringmeding

[wicked owl]

I love wringmeding with my wingdings

[visual sail]

Insert mailbox bird bird mailbox box box fence here

[hollow wind]

idk why but its looks like the gun from rust

[marble tangle]

listening to the AMC boiler room 360 for the 1082398492th time right now

[hollow wind]

any tf 2 fan here?

if you are fan of tf 2 type what is your main class

mine is scout or heavy

[hollow shuttle]

is it normal that not for public channels are still public 🤔

maybe "archived channels" makes more sense if it's ok to stay public

[pulsar basalt]

l o l

[limpid prawn]

they were probz just moving and accidenrtly moved it to the private catafgory

[hollow shuttle]

no

they used to be just at the bottom of the BALATRO category

I think this move is intended

but I'm not sure if they're meant to stay public

[sacred radish]

Probably shouldn't have made "the day im gonna finally get my crap together and make progress in life" the day that Balatro drops

[hollow edge]

hm

should I buy balatro with steam wallet or with normal credit card

[pulsar basalt]

everyone knows credit cards are free money

[hollow edge]

true

[dense salmon]

We should have a Jimbo Trollface emote

[tawny helm]

lol

[dense salmon]

this is so funny out of context

i will never let Zaino forget about that

[kindred sparrow]

Todd and Steven are married tho

[dense salmon]

that was not about todd and steven

[kindred sparrow]

I'm assuming they also make purple, then

[abstract violet]

now that the full game is out, i can finally make the cringy joke

@ local, when is the sex update coming

[tawny helm]

is this gonna be like what cult of the lamb did

where they just added a boolean 'SexInGame' and set it to true

[shell walrus]

what rank is local in rocket league very curious to know haha

[verbal geyser]

The I-BOSS

[grizzled timber]

I'm new to PC, how do i take screenshots in game and such?

[pulsar basalt]

snipping tool/snip and sketch are softwares on Windows

steam has a built-in screenshot taker you might have to enable (F12)

also Fn + PrtSc i think

[lavish torrent]

snipping tool only works for me in windowed mode

otherwise it captures an older frame for some reason

same with regular PrtSc

[grizzled timber]

thank you 🙂

[lone frost]

I can usually get around that by just doing the hotkey twice so it updates to the right frame

[lavish torrent]

hm i'll give that a try some time

[mossy locust]

so, im watching the simpsons...

[split swallow]

The people who made Ender Lilies are finally making a continuation of the series, and I’m so excited. I fucking loved Ender Lilies, and hoped they would make a continuation at some point, so I’m hella hyped