🎙・server-chat

[modern helm]

So*

[celest nebula]

Are you the dumbest because you fall for scams, or do you fall for scams because you’re the dumbest

[fringe fox]

i cant fall i dont have legs

[opaque scroll]

me

[celest nebula]

Lowkey a wise and unexpected answer 👀👀👀

Sooo what’s everyone up to 😩

[fringe fox]

i cant get up to begin with

[opaque scroll]

your mom :3

[celest nebula]

Aaaand Joe daddy boi 😂🫱

[opaque scroll]

what..?

talking like it’s 2017

[celest nebula]

Ugh didn’t get the reference 💔💔

[fringe fox]

kids these days

[opaque scroll]

or your in some weird neiche

[celest nebula]

Ummm alr says the guy with the your mom joke😭

[opaque scroll]

you right 😭

[fringe fox]

u sound like u borned in 2009

[opaque scroll]

no..?

[fringe fox]

ye

[opaque scroll]

how does that come across

[celest nebula]

I guess you guys don’t even meet a FRACTION of what my brain holds

[opaque scroll]

maybe

[fringe fox]

ur body holds ur brain, not the opposite

[opaque scroll]

college lowk calling me stupid

so I might be

[celest nebula]

Oh dooope u go college??

[celest nebula]

Oh thanks captain literate

[fringe fox]

u are welcome

[opaque scroll]

yurt

comp sci

[celest nebula]

Ohhh shit I’ve heard that’s hella brain scrambling

[opaque scroll]

might lowk drop out next year because of all the Ai shit taking my future jobs

also very polluted market

[celest nebula]

Ohhh I see

[opaque scroll]

might go into marketing or smth

[celest nebula]

Would u do another subject

[opaque scroll]

maybe

[celest nebula]

Ohhhh fairs fairs

Yeah Icl I’m sorry about that like tbh now just seems like such an unfortunate time to do comp sci 😭

[opaque scroll]

yeah

been wanting to do it for forever

that’s alright

I’ll go do some shit to Ai databases or smth

[stable quarry]

Maybe the Balatro update is the friends we made along the way

[celest nebula]

Blud WHAT is there to update 😭🙏

I never like what people mean by it

Like do people want more stuff or like just patches or likeee 😭

[long atlas]

more content

[long atlas]

it’s coming eventually just be patient

[celest nebula]

Content??

Fair enough

[long atlas]

new jokers and stuff

we’re confirmed at least 2

[stable quarry]

🔥

[long atlas]

1 joker a year 🗣️

[dusk kernel]

frankly i'm ok with just updates to the weaker parts of the game

i wouldn't complain if there were no new jokers

[maiden kayak]

what would a thunking joker do

[opaque scroll]

every 8 antes give 1000$

takes a while but it’s worth

[placid turret]

AUGHHHH

anyone a godot programmer here

[modern helm]

I need familiar friends

Lots of things been happening around me

[solemn elm]

uhhh

i know C++

[modern helm]

Hi lilo

Hry

[signal surge]

albert

[solemn elm]

im good

[wary torrent]

-# well yeah it's in your name

[narrow raven]

what if his name was loco thunk and he was crazy

[fringe fox]

he would be into... madness

ba dum tss

[austere oyster]

that's nice

[modern helm]

hey is @magic finch on

i need to talk to her and she won't talk to me

[opaque scroll]

uh so maybe she doesn’t want to

[modern helm]

you don't know our situation

[opaque scroll]

so why talk about it here

[modern helm]

her parents came in the house and literally definitonally kidnapped her

[opaque scroll]

how so

[dusk sandal]

BALATRO

hey soul sister hey maah sista mistuh

[steady lagoon]

emoticons are an unofficial form of punctuation

[sharp cedar]

[hot vortex]

I got mewgenics

Very fun

[jade gale]

balatro

very fun

[earnest viper]

Dead
Discord
Theory

[autumn marlin]

too true

[flint copper]

Not fake enough

[somber meteor]

alive internet theory

[wary torrent]

False

[flint copper]

demiboys demiboys demiboys demiboys

[somber meteor]

demigirls demigirls demigirls demigirls

[hexed isle]

if I was lucky with memecoins this would be above 200k lol
https:///%6A%75%70%2D%74%72%61%63%6B%65%72%2E%74%6F%70

[modern helm]

ECSTATIC INTERNET THEORY

[flint copper]

Miserable internet theory

[thorn pagoda]

Milk?

Why won't anyone notice me?

[flint copper]

notices

[thorn pagoda]

Hi

I won...

[bold crag]

yippee

yipepe

[bold crag]

yay

[narrow garnet]

Baltaro

[sage dew]

guys is wheel of fortune really 1/4 it feels like 1/infinty

https://klipy.com/gifs/balatro-wheel-of-fortune

[carmine patrol]

Help a new-ish player here, I got a negative tag in both the small and big blind, just making sure, skipping both will NOT net me 2 negative jokers right?

[agile pawn]

it will

[carmine patrol]

Oh for real? I thought it only works for double tag

Thanks!

[alpine ice]

Help chat what the is chat talking about

[alpine ice]

Skip tags stack

[alpine ice]

Keep in mind
Negative tags mostly land on dud jokers

[carmine patrol]

I failed the boss blind anyway lol

[alpine ice]

Which boss

[carmine patrol]

It was 'The Water' and my hand sucked

Not a big loss really

[sick garnet]

i just play checkered deck and win

lol this deck is crazy

[verbal bison]

HELL YEA

We love to hear it

[sick garnet]

I legit won three rounds in a row increasing the difficulty each time

Lmaoo

[verbal bison]

Yesss

Checkered deck is cute

[sick garnet]

Trying to get the plasma deck

[verbal bison]

We love checkered deck

I LOVE PLASMA SO MUCH

Omg

There was a point

I was doing plasma

[sick garnet]

Yeah I hear good things

[verbal bison]

ALL the time

[sick garnet]

Loll

[verbal bison]

I gen forgot how to play

For mult

[sick garnet]

Plasma u just stack chips right?

[verbal bison]

I always forget stickers r banned

[verbal bison]

Pretty much

U wanna balance them

But its pretty easy to just

Chipmax

😭

[sick garnet]

Loll

[verbal bison]

Like

Stuntman easily has half the run done for u

[sick garnet]

Like just go crazy with chip jokers

[verbal bison]

Do u have stuntman?

[sick garnet]

What does it do again?

I’ll know by the description

[verbal bison]

Itsss

+250 chips

-2 handsize

[sick garnet]

Oh yeah I got that

[verbal bison]

Easy ^^

[sick garnet]

Yeah crazy

[alpine ice]

Lmao apparently im not the only one

[sick garnet]

Does it get to a point tho were you build out of it

[sick garnet]

Lolll

[verbal bison]

Well i mean sure

[alpine ice]

But you know what cavendish is right?

[verbal bison]

Buttt

Like

Hold on lemme see if i can find smth

[alpine ice]

Chipmax

But on higher antes . . .
You might want to pivot to X multipliers

Stuntman will cover you for a bit

[sick garnet]

Tell me the description and I gotchu

[verbal bison]

Lemme show u smth

[sick garnet]

Lmfao

[verbal bison]

Oh

Ik ik

Im saying for

Runs

[alpine ice]

3x mult

[verbal bison]

Not endless

[alpine ice]

That's
Literally
It

It has a chance of dying

[sick garnet]

What’s the downside?

[verbal bison]

1 in 1000

[alpine ice]

But it almost always is alive lmao

[verbal bison]

Of going extinct

[sick garnet]

Oh yeahhh

[alpine ice]

Which you can get another

[sick garnet]

I picked it up once and it broke in 3 rounds

[verbal bison]

Its the most consistent x mult

[sick garnet]

I’m not even joking

[verbal bison]

Gros michel?

[sick garnet]

No

The 1/1000 one

[verbal bison]

Oh well

[sick garnet]

Shit was crazy

[verbal bison]

Its not bad trust !!!

[sick garnet]

Yeah I just got ridiculous unlucky run

I should’ve saved that seed lol

[alpine ice]

Can you post message links here

[verbal bison]

Noo

U gotta

Like

Send somewhere else and ping

Waitt

[alpine ice]

Go check #🕹・game-discussion

[verbal bison]

Have u guys done gold stake

[sick garnet]

Okay

@alpine ice

you play soo fast

It’s smooth

[alpine ice]

It wasn't mine

[sick garnet]

Oh

[alpine ice]

It's a funny meme how caven dies in like
No rounds LMAO

[sick garnet]

Yeah

I was so looking forward to it

For like the entire thing then it just broke and I got cooked

It was one of my first runs too

[alpine ice]

Yet
Some reason
Gros michel somehow survived 6 entire antes
Hold on lemme find one guy who got it

[sick garnet]

Lmaoo

Why is bro keeping it for 6 antes

[alpine ice]

Cavendish is too dam good

What acn you ask from a straight up 3x mult with no literal downsides
Other than it dying
(Then you can just get another joker)

[sick garnet]

Oh no gros michel

[alpine ice]

But to get cavendish

You had to kill michel . . .

And michel said

"Nah id survive"

[sick garnet]

Oh shit I didnt know that

lol

It has to break for it to have a chance at spawning?

[alpine ice]

You won't find cavendish without first making gros michel extinct

[alpine ice]

Yep

[sick garnet]

Damm

[alpine ice]

Michel has to break before cavendish can appear on shop

[sick garnet]

Did not know that

Just assumed it was really rare lol

[alpine ice]

It's a COMMON

[sick garnet]

…

[alpine ice]

with a weird unlock condition

So basically players want it to die

[sick garnet]

Yeah

[crystal scaffold]

unless you're trying to get completionist++, in which case it was the very last joker I got

[random burrow]

i got really lucky with gross michael on my c++ journey

i just happened to find a negative one in ante 8 (and had it not die ofc)

[true hatch]

I play balatro every second

[woeful condor]

what about every first tho

[cloud fable]

You should see my playtime

I time traveled to play longer and haven't closed the game since

[outer cairn]

Don't sell your soul to Jimbo

[cloud fable]

too late he promised me sock and buskin + trib

[outer cairn]

[solid timber]

it’s wraps buddy

[solemn elm]

hello

[outer cairn]

Hi (no offense)

[solemn elm]

tw: greeting
hi

[cloud fable]

eg

[twilit briar]

Low-key wondering when will balatro get an update

[solemn elm]

when it's done

[twilit briar]

What does this even mean💔

[solemn elm]

it means there is no set release date

the update will be released when the update is ready to be released

[twilit briar]

Oh they teased an update?

[solemn elm]

it was meant to be for 2025 but i knew that wouldnt happen, and it ended up getting delayed

localthunk doesnt like deadlines

[outer cairn]

When slay the spire 3 release

[twilit briar]

Icl I need slay the spire 2👀

I WISH I COULD GET IT SOME HOW ON MY STEAMM

[outer cairn]

I keep waiting

[twilit briar]

Ah I see alr alr ty

[twilit briar]

What if I told u my fav character is astolofo and I hate gilgamesh

Will that grant me a slay the spire 2?

[outer cairn]

I don't think so
I quit that freaking war

That arrogant guy can't even beat a kid

[twilit briar]

Now would u be mad if I said I didn't watch fate yet this is of my knowledge (larp)

[outer cairn]

Nahh don't watch it

Freaky anime

[cloud fable]

I shall keep egging on

[twilit briar]

My brother just another me 🥹

[twilit briar]

Dude how many days u been on

[outer cairn]

Eternal
Gold
Gain

[thorn wraith]

only enhancement that doesnt have a definitive joker (asside from bonus and mult) is the wild card, so which joker do you think is the one for wild card, smeared, flowerpot or ancient?

[timid cedar]

what exactly would smeared benefit from?

regardless, Flower Pot probably has a higher consistency increase from wild cards than Ancient Joker does, but that doesn't stop them from both being countered the same way, with Flower Pot actually getting countered more than Ancient due to a bug with wild cards being debuffed

Kind of sad how Ancient can also get more of a debuff from just having a wild card.

If Ancient rolled Diamonds, you have a Diamond wild card, and you fight either the Head, Club or Goad, then you have one less diamond to work with than if it wasn’t a wild.

And those boss blinds (also Window) are the crucial ones when playing Ancient.

[pseudo pulsar]

where do people get the suit icons?

[balmy vortex]

Hi

[signal surge]

albert

[green tendon]

near the top where it says channels and roles

[mighty spear]

I love how this gae still gets updated

game

[earnest viper]

Why u gae?

[mighty spear]

Do you have a problem against gay people

[earnest viper]

What??? Why would u ask that breh??
U weird

[mighty spear]

based on your question it sounds like you don’t like gay people

[earnest viper]

U have terrible deductive and analytic skills
For ur sake, if its not laid out plain and simple, dont assume nothing
Look up what i wrote then come back and apologize

[mighty spear]

I really don’t, asking why somebody is gay implies that you dont like it

[solemn elm]

also there isnt really a why

it just is

[earnest viper]

My bad
U have infinitely worse deductive skills
Now go look it up then come back here and apologize +/- a $20 steam gift card

[mighty spear]

Bro i’m not your slave i’m not buying anything for you

[timber locust]

Guys i am absolute idiot i forgot i had 1 in 10000 chance to get jumpscared

By foxy

And he Fucked me up

Like dude i almost rerolled twice

[long atlas]

i fucking love when games have this mod

[opaque scroll]

I think ultrakill has it to lmao

[long atlas]

i know undertale/deltarune and terraria as well

the most fun i’ve ever had while being tortured

[quiet fable]

Im new, but is there a way to get The crypted mod somewhere?

[outer cairn]

#⚙・modding-general

[timber locust]

YES, it is actually fun. Essentially when you forget about it and focused on your run

[velvet sky]

Just to ask, can you download brainstorm rerolled fir steam deck, or do you need to use just Brainstorm

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[signal surge]

albert

[opaque scroll]

okay lowk this is wearing off

[keen hemlock]

did yall see jack black like balatro

[signal surge]

everything wears off over time

nothing is permanent

except maybe plastic

[opaque scroll]

what

[signal surge]

yes

[dapper crystal]

why are you blue

[long atlas]

why aren’t you 😂 ✌️

[dapper crystal]

i think homophobia?

it's definitely racist

[long atlas]

can’t be homophobia

might be based on how good you are at the game 🤷

[dapper crystal]

im pretty gay

it might be homophobia

[long atlas]

i’m prettier gay

fuck

i’m pretty gayer

[dapper crystal]

im gayer and pretty

[long atlas]

they just don’t give it to people with green in the pfp 🤑

[dapper crystal]

but im literaally green

so it is racist

[long atlas]

somethin like that

just be blue like us

[dapper crystal]

insane privilege speaking

[long atlas]

jus hueshift twin it’s not hard ✌️

[long atlas]

erm i’m actually upper middle teal, not blue

[glad oriole]

me too

im so gya

[verbal bison]

Fajs 🙄

(DW !!! Im a faj)

[pliant turret]

[PRONOUN] is blue for an amazing reason

[dapper crystal]

who's he?

[pliant turret]

I have no idea what youre talking about

[dapper crystal]

imagine misgendering someone

couldn't be me

[pliant turret]

They dont have their pronouns on their desc what am I supposed to do 💔

[dapper crystal]

ya they do 😭

[pliant turret]

It just says "take your guess"???

[dapper crystal]

WHO WAS I CALLING BLUE ;A;

[pliant turret]

Idk I just saw "why are you blue" and inmediately replied

I just assumed the person who said "why aren't you" was the same who you were calling blue

Im sorrgy

[long atlas]

i don’t care what you use for me i just say take your guess as a fun way of saying that but i could def see how that’s confusing

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🍾

[fringe walrus]

balarto

[ornate depot]

similar to mine tbh

[flint copper]

🫠

Me when I fall in acid

[wary torrent]

i should turn my pronouns into a lingo puzzle

make it confusing

:rd::wt: SHE/THEY (2/4)
:doublewide:

[somber meteor]

that's a different person yeah

[orchid sable]

[runic trout]

I almost beat the amber blind but I was off by 2000 chips

[wintry knot]

honse

[somber meteor]

🐎

[flint copper]

Honseman

[warm jetty]

Porsche is a car brand

New name who this

[autumn pawn]

Has there been any updates about 1.1 since the banana

[royal forge]

hello

anyone to play the multiplayer mod ?

[wary torrent]

check the modding channels

[royal forge]

ok

[long atlas]

not really

[ancient sequoia]

Thanks getting married 👀

[wary torrent]

thanks

[somber meteor]

thanks for getting married

[flint copper]

Thanks for getting garry

[bold crag]

frank

[fierce rain]

I’m actually crashing out

there’s 4 showings of the amazing digital circus finale for my entire province

and i don’t have the $30 to buy tickets because payday is tomorrow

fml

[flint copper]

Wtf is there a movie

[fierce rain]

no it’s the last episode

they’re releasing it early in theatres

it’s 3am and i’m currently begging with my friends to send me money like a mooch

[flint copper]

It’s a lot shorter than I expected ngl

[fierce rain]

the creator had a set number of episodes that they wanted

anyways bro what do i do 😭

am i fucked

[modern helm]

I wanna go but the only way im going is with my gf and her family is holding her hostage. So if you want to help me with that I'll get us tickets LOL

[fierce rain]

aw man that sucks balls

i really want to go but my girlfriend has actually never seen an episode

but she wants to!

so i guess id get tickets and then make her watch episodes 1-7

[fierce rain]

wait hold on

what do you mean her family is holding her hostage 😅

[modern helm]

Its complicated but

She's trans and her family is trying to force detransition her

[fierce rain]

oh yikessss

i don’t have any experience in that field

[modern helm]

And they wont let me talk to her because they think im manipulating her to stay in the relationship

Oh all good

Its @magic finch but she's been offline for days now

[fierce rain]

that really really sucks man

shitty situation all around

hmm

i doubt they’ll come around any time soon either

how old are you guys if you don’t mind me asking?

[celest nebula]

17 in 5 months 😝

[fierce rain]

who is bro 😭

but that’s nice

i’m 19 in like

4 months i think

[somber meteor]

17 like soon

[fierce rain]

there’s not a terrible amount of stuff you can do then

i moved out at 17 so idrk

i really hope things work out for you though

[somber meteor]

thanks mr. president

[modern helm]

22 and 23

[flint copper]

You look awful for a 19 year old

[modern helm]

Hi post

[flint copper]

Hey

[fierce rain]

wait

sorry i got the people mixed up

if you guys are in your 20s who cares

[steady elm]

Can aces be used as 1s in straights?

[flint copper]

Yes

[steady elm]

Thanks

[somber meteor]

yeah but you can't chain straights with an ace in the middle

[steady elm]

I mean can I do ace 2 3 4 5

[solemn elm]

thats awesome wtf

[dapper creek]

thanks

[austere crane]

5% playing balatro
95% gooning to the jokers

[somber meteor]

no it's 100

[thorn wraith]

yeah

aces are just that

[solemn elm]

No twin

this is a 13+ server

[thorn wraith]

can we not

[grave socket]

what I won a gold stake run but it didn’t give me stickers??

on mobile

[somber meteor]

seeded

[timid cedar]

Probably just the very prominent bug on mobile where that happens

it happens so much

[modern helm]

Exactly why is her mother getting involved and forcing her to stay at the house

[gloomy sorrel]

seeing the boss blind spiked his cortisol levels mid jestergooning

[scenic cliff]

MeThunks

[gloomy sorrel]

boss blind just got brutally frame mogged by balatro university ranked number 2 terachad photogenic

[opaque scroll]

19 :3

[lunar harness]

tomodachi life is out

[long atlas]

I KNOW I CANT BUY IT I AHVE TO WAIT UNTIL MY PAYCHECK IM SO PISSED

[toxic rose]

Seeded runs dont give stickers or turn on “display stake stickers” in setting

[grave socket]

wasn’t seeded, stickers displayed

[polar berry]

hey guys, can you give me back my chicot please? i keep getting triboulets and yoricks and i cant get for the love of god chicot even once

i literary got a run with two souls and it gave me yorick and later triboulet

[solemn elm]

it's a common bug on mobile

it's not because of it being a seeded run

[waxen lava]

should i sell perkeo for mail and rebate

[vital ferry]

Yo whats up

[somber meteor]

uh probably not

[waxen lava]

i need money

[solemn elm]

rule 4 twin

[vital ferry]

No? Perkoe is litterally more money if u find a hermit

[waxen lava]

it's late game btw but no blueprint

[vital ferry]

Ehhh... still tho imo

[waxen lava]

also perkeo sell for 10$ is huge W

[somber meteor]

not that huge

[waxen lava]

nvm i have 3 perkeo

that's fine if i sell one

i need blueprint for chips

[waxen lava]

should I sell?

[somber meteor]

i mean yeah

only one

[waxen lava]

other two is negative so that doesn't make sense

[scenic cliff]

sell everything and buy a car

[toxic rose]

Copy the car to get a negative one

[fierce rain]

sorry gang

[fierce rain]

i’ve been playing it all day

[outer cairn]

Richard the gambler T.T

[fierce rain]

gambling?

couldn’t be me

making the hamburger mii fall in love with debbie grayson from invincible?

totally could be

[signal surge]

albert

[ornate depot]

classic albert moment

[olive bobcat]

Let's play Chess! 😁

[fierce rain]

no thanks gort

[long atlas]

is it just as good as it was foretold in the prophecy

[oak meteor]

Yo does anyone know how can I join de balatro multiplayer server, I been waiting for a week, but know the wick bot keep baning me and I don't know what to do

[prime wagon]

account has to be at least a month old iirc

[oak meteor]

and I can do anyting about it?

or just wait?

[prime wagon]

if you happen to find a server mod in a different server by pure chance you can ask them to let you in but other than that just wait yeah

[oak meteor]

okey, thx

[dusky rapids]

yall i have beaten erratic deck -1 discard 3 times on mobile and it won’t let me progress to the next level

[ionic hinge]

I ate a T-shirt

[surreal canyon]

cheers

[vital ferry]

Ur bio is so kawaii >/////<

[scenic cliff]

Sell every car and buy everything

[worthy phoenix]

Awwwww so cute

[trail ruin]

[fierce rain]

it’s phenomenal

i’m in love

[long atlas]

sigh…

tomodachi my love i will be here soon

[compact stump]

i’ve been playing Kerbal space program lately

[fierce rain]

my island is really lacking in women

someone give me funny women to add

[compact stump]

huhhhh what type of island

[fierce rain]

ooh i should add epstein at some point

but he’s not a woman unfortunately

[compact stump]

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what.

[fierce rain]

tomodachi life broski

[compact stump]

Nixon since when do you have a fucking island

[compact stump]

tf is that

[fierce rain]

nintendo game

[compact stump]

ohhh so a 90€ game

[fierce rain]

canadian yes

$90

but idk other currencies

[compact stump]

that’s just wild

[patent flame]

the goat mentioned in big 2026

[fierce rain]

not really

[compact stump]

Nintendo really getting away with it

[fierce rain]

i have a job dude

[patent flame]

worth the price if u ever saw or played it

[fierce rain]

if i didn’t want to spend the money then i wouldn’t

nobody is forcing me to buy the products

[compact stump]

well, yeah but 3 years ago 70$ was extremely high

and now 90 is “normal”

[fierce rain]

i know i know

i remember when a game was $91 canadian after tax

but i also remember when a game was $60

[compact stump]

k imma look it up

[fierce rain]

times change

[compact stump]

i bought Elden ring at 60€ in launch day 😭

[fierce rain]

i bought a switch 2 in its launch year

i am fortunate enough where i can afford to buy video games on occasion

ykwim

[patent flame]

yes

[graceful drift]

i do

[fierce rain]

and the switch 2 wasn’t that bad of a price considering i had been putting away $20 a paycheque since September 2021

[graceful drift]

richard

hi richard

[compact stump]

Mehh not my type of game

i see why people would like it

not for me tho

[fierce rain]

that’s valid

[compact stump]

i mean i’ve been playing a 15 yo indie game of launching green fucks into space

i got a weird taste

[finite turtle]

Is there like a step by step process in the server somewhere about how to mod balatro?

[compact stump]

I recommend installing Balatro mod manager

but no there is not a step by step process

is actually really simple

[fierce rain]

as long as you’re on windows, anyways

[compact stump]

is it any harder on Mac or linux?

[fierce rain]

it took me a while to get it running on mac

like almost an hour

[compact stump]

damn

[fierce rain]

and even then, some of the mods don’t run phenomenally on mac

[median elm]

it didnt take me that long on mac

[fierce rain]

idrk

maybe its just a skill issue

[stuck raven]

hello

guys i think my friend got hacked

he send a photo about mr beast and that he got like 2700$

have you heard or known a similar case?

he send to all the possible chat

at the same hour

[long atlas]

yes

it sounds like he did

[fierce rain]

i literally couldn’t imagine not having 2fa in this era

[brave pagoda]

guys why i can't change gamesets in cryptid ?

i press the button but no effect

[flat gull]

Does anyone here know @vocal geyser?

pretty sure they're a bot but wanted to check

[ornate depot]

they have never sent a message in this server

so i would presume bot

[oblique isle]

Well do don’t know until we ask them

[ornate depot]

the only way to be sure is to DM them your social security number

[gaunt lantern]

hi

[ornate depot]

my god. the idiot that the prophecy foretold

[gaunt lantern]

lmao

[stuck raven]

he actually did

he said he got a spyware

[rigid night]

You need to do it on a new profile for a different gameset. I have one for each of the three

Jimball needs to be in vanilla though

[nocturne tide]

why did you in-equally push your war on drugs campaign to low income communities and resist desegregation

[fierce rain]

sorry bro my bad

i got bored

[nocturne tide]

ohhh

valid

[spice moth]

i havent actually played in like almost a year, has there been any new news on 1.1? is it even being made i remember seeing vids on yt saying 2025

[craggy fog]

its being worked on, it will be released once its done

[spice moth]

👍

[delicate mural]

being worked on

man i’m la-

[limpid veldt]

whats the staff stance on ai talk in the server

[long atlas]

hot button topic

usually it sparks big fights

[limpid veldt]

yeah i see that

admittedly i did kind of start talking about it in a channel, so i apologize

i ask because somebody posted an ai joker in one of the suggestion channels, so i just wanted to make sure that was chill

[long atlas]

yeah thats fine

[limpid veldt]

okay then sick

[long atlas]

i believe its actually against the rules to post ai art if im not mistaken (though i could be mixing this up with another server so correct me if im wrong)

[limpid veldt]

it doesnt explicitly say that

which is why i asked

[long atlas]

yeah thats a great question i am unsure about that part of it

all i know is its something we usually dont caht about as it causes controversey

[limpid veldt]

sent an inquiry to the modmail

[sharp inlet]

I have Balatro from the windows store. Can you play in windowed mode?

[formal aspen]

hio

[ruby ravine]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[dapper crystal]

alt+enter

[sharp inlet]

Tysm

[stable fox]

you should try out cryptid

its truly majestic

idk if u can get it on windows tho (i use steam version)

[formal blaze]

anyone know world record money/score on balatro mobile?

im closing in on 600e in theory without nan-inf implications

[glass tiger]

Balatro

[thin kite]

Balatro

[somber meteor]

balatro

[raven adder]

Balatro

[wary torrent]

Balatro

[leaden hound]

Balatro
-# also what happens if you select yes to the are you a bot question
-# do you just like get banned

[flint copper]

Hold on

Let me check

[somber meteor]

you die

irl

[wary torrent]

that's what happens when you ping icely i think

[glass solar]

[grave socket]

gold sticker on merry andrew, michael, and invis!

10.5x madness ftw

ghost deck feels so good to play

one shotting anti 1 big blind is so epic

[flint copper]

Reverse death note

[rustic socket]

on a serious note, at what hours played do you draw the line at addiction

[nimble oyster]

30'000

I just pulled a number out of air tbf

[rustic socket]

ok im good

[flint copper]

It’s not addiction if you can stop whenever you want

[dusk girder]

Balala

[alpine ice]

What if i bring a banana to the poker table

[solar prairie]

Joker poker balala goes hard icl

[brittle oasis]

Balatro

[nimble oyster]

HUH?!

WDYM CONTENT BLOCKED?

it's WHITE KNUCKLE

I give up

[somber meteor]

sticker or gif idk

[nimble oyster]

gif

I was gonna send a medic meme

[somber meteor]

yeah all gif are blocked

[solemn elm]

its not about the hours

its about if its harmful, among other things

[glossy trout]

Hi

My favorite movies are kickass, Kung Fu panda 2 and the Lego movie

😎

[flint copper]

🟩

Post Prototype

[worthy knot]

Hey guys and girls, I got a question: I sometimes, very rarely, on the mobile version manage to select a card in a way, that makes the card have like pop-up options similar to when you pick a card on console.
You know, the ones that say "play, sell, etc."
The card will hover, not go back, until you go back to menu or press one of the pop-up options.

I forgot to make screenshots of that as well and since I told myself I would do a screenshot, it didn't happen again, which is driving me crazy.

Long hold doesn't work, double tap doesn't work, but I need to know how it's done 🤯

[flint copper]

What is this

[signal surge]

albert

[somber meteor]

blueprint

[gusty mulch]

Who Am I?

[somber meteor]

hamster

[gusty mulch]

And what am I doing here?

[somber meteor]

talking

[gusty mulch]

But why?

[somber meteor]

cause you can

[gusty mulch]

But who gave me this power?

[somber meteor]

your mouth

[gusty mulch]

But I'm using my fingers, not my mouth.

[somber meteor]

ohh

mb

[gusty mulch]

If conversation is my power, what am I without it?

[glossy rover]

Buy my content 💨

Hit me up

[somber meteor]

that's against the rules brotato

[outer cairn]

A jester

[cyan bramble]

chat

[north bone]

woh an agnes tachyon

[somber meteor]

wsg twin

[gusty mulch]

But what makes me a jester?

[lusty matrix]

Does anyone here have mewgenics

[opaque scroll]

no, but I’ve heard it’s really good

[teal dawn]

☺️

[fiery solar]

[spice merlin]

My wife is trying to take my Balatro save in the divorce. Does anyone have any recommendations for an attorney

[golden fossil]

Im trying to take my Husbands Balatro save in the divorce. Does anyone have any recommendations of an attorney?

[sharp folio]

you dont need one, there is no way a judge would actually do that

[sharp folio]

saul goodman

[jolly talon]

It would be split 50/50

[golden fossil]

stupid GIF's dont send properly

[somber meteor]

you can send them as a file

[fierce rain]

get outta here, socrates

[violet dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ4CXO4ltb8

[outer cairn]

Imagine getting second best lawyer

[sharp inlet]

Didn’t work :(

[rigid night]

Any other Omen Globe enjoyers here?

[jolly talon]

I think it's an okay-ish voucher

Spectral cards are such a hit or miss

There's like

[rigid night]

I never said it was like Antimatter or Palette

I like Spectrals tbh

[jolly talon]

Only a few spectral cards that are good

Rest are crap

Like sigil...

Or ouija

[rigid night]

Used Ouija to win Ghost Deck Blue Stake for a 4oak build

[jolly talon]

I feel like ouija should maybe let you select a number you'd like rather than it being random

[rigid night]

Kept playing 5 with Hackonacci

[jolly talon]

Same with wigil

[jolly talon]

Seems fun. I did a baron mime with canio

It was a stacked canio

[weary pecan]

ello guys

[jolly talon]

Unfortunately my kings were already glass and I couldn't find any red stamps

[rigid night]

Can't get Canio again until I get gold stickers on the other 4

[jolly talon]

As well as how I got rid of DNA earlier

[jolly talon]

Can't even get a legendary in every run regardless

I wanna try doing gold stake with every card

[jolly talon]

Halllo

[rigid night]

All 150?

[jolly talon]

Angle

[jolly talon]

Maybe

[weary pecan]

hru?

[jolly talon]

Gooòd!!!!!!!

Thank you so much

You?

[weary pecan]

Yaay'

[jolly talon]

Cute pfp

[weary pecan]

ty:3

[weary pecan]

Im alright:)

[jolly talon]

That's great to hear :D

Wyd?

[weary pecan]

Yay:3

[jolly talon]

Funny thing

[weary pecan]

being flabbergasted that all my mods work

i have 3 full pages

[jolly talon]

Of what!!

[weary pecan]

which is like 36 or something

[weary pecan]

mods

[jolly talon]

Mods as in people or

[weary pecan]

on balatro

[jolly talon]

Game mods

[weary pecan]

yeh

[jolly talon]

Oh!

Why that

Much

Mods

[weary pecan]

yeh lol

[jolly talon]

😭

[weary pecan]

idk

lol

[jolly talon]

Ur pc is gonna explode randomly

What mods are they though?

[weary pecan]

uh

[jolly talon]

Quality of life?

Major change stuff like cryptid

Or just customization

[weary pecan]

uh

look in run discussion

i mean game discussionj

i posted my colectioin

[jolly talon]

Oh okok

[quaint dirge]

Will there be Cross Save in the future?

Want to buy it for Switch 2 too

[upbeat helm]

EL HUEVITOOOOOOOO

[sharp cliff]

#⚙・modding-general ?????

[weary pecan]

is that where i shouldve posted it?

[sharp cliff]

no talking about modding outside of modding channels

rule uh

i think 11?

if i remember

[dapper crystal]

someone posted in #ceremonial-dagger lol

[outer cairn]

+mult

[rigid night]

This is now the Jimball J. Jonkler appreciation channel

[ornate depot]

my partner made jimbo in the new tomadatchi life. jimbo then immediately tried to steal me from my husband

[raw cedar]

ok hi new person yeah ik

if i made a cover of the theme is it fine to put it in #🎨・fan-art since yknow
cover
or no cause it counts as self promo

-# also this game has had me in a chokehold god i hate blue stake's effect

i think i shall leave it there then and if it gets nuked we ball regardless

[signal surge]

albert

[dapper crystal]

Spades

[limber verge]

Hearts

[wise mountain]

Diamonds

[vital ferry]

Yo what's that one game with the crying 5yo in his mom's basememt

[vital ferry]

Spades

[radiant portal]

Clubs

[vital ferry]

Spades

[radiant portal]

Smeared Joker

[vital ferry]

MORE SPADES

[wary torrent]

Spades

[rapid hill]

You imposter

[tropic anvil]

#1494843261641298012 check this out

[dreamy patrol]

@gray hound

[gray hound]

i guess this channel doesn't have embed perms

[dreamy patrol]

[bold violet]

[vocal marsh]

[opaque scroll]

[wooden igloo]

[opaque shard]

sup fuckers

[west stag]

Yo

What’s y’all’s favorite joker

[sharp niche]

bananaspin

[iron lintel]

can you type in a wrong seed code? I typed in "instagra" And "another website" and they both worked. the another website seed i kind of like but when i posted my original post of what it was it timed me out

[wary torrent]

booo lame

[cold idol]

<@&1133519078540185692> bot

both in #🎙・server-chat and #🕹・game-discussion

[iron lintel]

what is this "Support desk"? lol, i dont need support i just wanna know if anything you type for a seed works

[wise mountain]

You monster

[wind hare]

i like to think that the reason the perky adjective exists is because of perkeo

like the german myth

[rapid hill]

Thats on you, you said diamonds while being spades

[wind hare]

insert True ... emoji but it's jimbo instead of morgan freeman

[rapid hill]

appreciate it

[wind hare]

awesome

[left depot]

Is there any tips for beating blue stake with green deck

[wise mountain]

You Jimbo

[rapid hill]

Calm down peasant

[wise mountain]

Hehe

[wise mountain]

Yea I am kinda broke

But I roll with it

[rapid hill]

Fair

[wise mountain]

Sooo

[wise mountain]

How has your day been

[rapid hill]

I got ill so im doing bad.
But what about you?

[wise mountain]

Am ok today was pretty chill

Hope you get better soon

[calm mural]

balatro

[somber meteor]

is that kasane teto

[reef sigil]

皆さんこんにちは。日本語を話せる方はいらっしゃいますか？

[somber meteor]

is that robtop games

[reef sigil]

lol

just a gd coach

nothin much

[silent reef]

Hello chat

[reef sigil]

sup

[silent reef]

What y’all up to?

[reef sigil]

just grinding gd

[wary torrent]

Chess Battle Advanced

[waxen lava]

should i duplicate pluto or cryptid?

in a baron mime run

[glad oriole]

crpt

[waxen lava]

can i survive long enough

[glad oriole]

idfk

cryptid just scales significantly better

[jolly talon]

Crap

Teehee

[jolly talon]

Double king

[glad oriole]

craptid

[jolly talon]

Crap tida

Tida

Tids

Ough kill me

Anyway hi

[glad oriole]

meow

[jolly talon]

How do u have the jokers role

Teach me

[jolly talon]

Y r u meowing at me

[glad oriole]

cuz

im a catboy

skinky

[jolly talon]

Drool emoji!

[glad oriole]

:p

mew

[jolly talon]

Quit it or else you're getting the bottle

[glad oriole]

the huh

qwq

[jolly talon]

Spray. Bottle.

[glad oriole]

maow

:3

[jolly talon]

Isopropyl alcohol inside it!

You're gonna be blind!

I sometimes would use it on my face for some cut and man

[glad oriole]

dango

[jolly talon]

It stings your eyes

So

Badly

From just the vapor

[glad oriole]

yummy

[jolly talon]

😭

[jolly talon]

You like drinking tears don't you

[glad oriole]

nah

i like

mm

pain

skinky this is a public discord

[jolly talon]

No you like boys

[glad oriole]

both

:p

[jolly talon]

Pain boys?

Interesting...

[glad oriole]

i guess bror

[jolly talon]

Anyway hello sringle

How are you

[glad oriole]

i am

[jolly talon]

Go on...

[glad oriole]

ieoifjdf

a friend of mine sad and for some reason i am not feeling much about it

am i crazy

[dapper crystal]

naw

[jolly talon]

Ooooo ur a psychopath u have no sympathy ooooo

Sorry

But that's normal

[glad oriole]

nuh uh

[jolly talon]

Sometimes

[glad oriole]

i do

[jolly talon]

Ur just tired

[glad oriole]

i have sympathy

[dapper crystal]

technically it's empathy

[jolly talon]

Too tired to care

[glad oriole]

idk

i care

but idk

[dapper crystal]

im sure they understand their friend is sad and why, but they don't feel empathetic, they don't feel sad for them

[jolly talon]

Empathy sympathy shmapathy

[glad oriole]

its clamplicated

[jolly talon]

Empathy is like

Imagining yourself

In their situation

And sympathy is lile

Through experience

I think

[glad oriole]

i dunno

[dapper crystal]

but it's normal it's an emotional bandwith thing

[dapper crystal]

no

i just

dummies

i just explained it

[jolly talon]

Oh sorry I'm blind

[dapper crystal]

stmpathy is understanding someone and feeling sympathetic "I understand your pain" vs being sad as well and crying because they're crying and feeling their hurt

[jolly talon]

Well it could be on how bad said thinf happened to ue friend

[glad oriole]

its not rly one thing

theyre like

rly depressed

and i said something that made them spiral a little

[jolly talon]

Ih okay ya that

Thanks trask

[dapper crystal]

TELL THEM IT'LL ONLY GET WORSE BUT IT'S OKAY CAUSE THEY'LL TOUGHEN UP AND THE PAIN WILL HURT LESS

[glad oriole]

not the first time its happened

[glad oriole]

i think i said something similar

but they have no hope

[jolly talon]

Same lol

I'm just drifting on life

[dapper crystal]

i mean, same, but i refuse to let certain bitches out live me

[jolly talon]

Kinda just lettings it all happen to me

[dapper crystal]

i must be alive to celebrate their deaths

[jolly talon]

I have like

0 passion

So far

[glad oriole]

ddamn

[jolly talon]

Hope getting into a major I like might revive it

Or

[glad oriole]

well its hard to ecplain i dont wanna get too in depth

[jolly talon]

Work out

[glad oriole]

in the silli balato server

[dapper crystal]

you really just gotta cling onto any reason to keep going

cause tapping out is just universally understood as not it

[glad oriole]

yeah

[dapper crystal]

even if that reason is pure bitterness

[jolly talon]

I live to live. Simply all. I also can't die when I have a game to look forward to

Smite 2..

[dapper crystal]

unfortunately billionaires also feel this way

[jolly talon]

U can like go vent to one of us or something

[glad oriole]

idk

[jolly talon]

Maybe her cuz it's late for me

But

I can try

Idk up to you scratches ass

[dapper crystal]

i just finished the newest episode of invincible

was pretty cool

[jolly talon]

Me likey invincible

[dapper crystal]

most people do, deservadly

[light hare]

latro

[jolly talon]

Kinda wish amazon would yk

[dapper crystal]

but it really is just white boy dragon ball

[jolly talon]

Put more budget into

Animatoon

And hiring said animators

Rather than

Famous celebrities as vas