#🎙・server-chat
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BIASED?
Bro gatekeeping all the cream soda for themself
if you like lollipops DONT @ ME YOURE A CHILD
@long atlas
never open a statement with "i'm gonna be racist here" oh my fucking god
lollipops are small in portion so they're fine
it should’ve been me not her!

Wish this server had a starboard
guys I'm gonna be tung tung tung sahur here
what about those comically large lollipops
Tung tung tung sahere
again, child stuff. i had one as a child, amazing experience.
and a propeller cap
Bro hates Chupa Cups
Bro has t-bone stake for dinner every day
little fat German boy
And a glass of red wine
i was making a joke i love lollipops
You speak of it as though that isnt the life
dum dums the goat 🔥
i hate HONEY because my mom used to feed me tons of honey as punishment whenever I did anything wrong so I associated it with "I'm grounded"
Strawberry and cream the best Chupa Chup
ask my mom bro idk
i just think there are adult ways to enjoy snacks and candy and sweets. Treats that have more complex flavours than "SUGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, MODIFIED CORN SWEETNER"
The most expensive punishment ever
is bros mom the honey version of the albuquerque mom
wholeheartedly agree
you sound like the average 19th century aristocrat
Honey is to die for
If it tastes good it tastes good, that's all that matters
wait okay i need to see if im alone here
grape (correct choice) or cherry artificial flavoring
The end
Green Apple
You can be conscious about what you personally put in your own body but it's awfully both rude and annoying to dictate what other full grown adults can too
Cherry
Ok ye green apple as well
most of the energy is for fun
i do think cream soda is yucky tho idc if you drink it
cause why would i
agreed it’s better than those two, but of those two
im not some guy who wants to ban things he doesn't like :3
Peter what are you eating
Broccoli
YUCKYYYY
@dapper crystal uhh...
CREAMSODA SHOUKD BE OUTLAWED
Can you shut up
especially without good reason
LATERALLY
but we should stop talking about this
SHHHH SHUT UP YOURE A LIAT
CREAM SODA IS THE BEST AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT
We arent on weed anymore we're on sweets
anyone who hates cream soda is devoid of whimsy in their life
that was a fun discussion, I'll be sad when this is a memory 🖼️
It is illegal for adults to eat certain things apparently
Me when I hold shares in several cream soda companies
hust make sure it isnt some kind of burning memory
it hurts my tummy
What you leaving?
it's just a sweetness overload
yeah
ok that’s a fair point

You fellas ever chew ice
my favourite pop is diet coke. cause it's the least like pop.
it's just a preference twin
as a kid i did
has no effect on you
Domt
I suck on it
Yes I'm gay
🤨
for reall like just because YOU don't want to eat rotting corpses doens't mean that you can dictate if I CAN 🙄
i know i just like getting mad for the comedic effect 😞
that one buzz lightyear gif:
Sinister mark speech bubble
idk what ur talking about
im like a decade older than you
dumb it down
older*
It's still a relevant meme today
he one with millions of buzz light years on the wall
Actually ancient
Even among young people
that's not inherently illegal, distribution of it is
What in the fuck
Causing it to be a corpse is
but alas, they've dunk their hooks into me
then how come the government can?
DUDE I NEED TO TELL YALL ANOUT MY FRIENDS COKE ADDICTION
HE HAS 6-10 CANS A DAY
HIS RECORD IS 25
I didn't expect something like that
thats in sane
Insane out of context screenshot
he’s genuinely an addict
Become amish and live off the land, raise your own cattle and grow your own genetically unmodified crops, create your own concoctions using these
bro you're gonna LOSE HIM 💔
wait wait wait
it’s AT LEAST 6 regular cokes, and 2 diets
How can someone get addicted to liquid mid
does he atleast drink water too?
you can eat your own cooking for example, but you aren't allowed to just sell it to other people without making sure it's safe because that's a public health risk.
it's the difference between wearing your seatbelt and speeding.
speeding is a public health risk as youre endangering other people, not wearing your seatbelt only affects you.
this stomach working overtime
absolutely not the only liquid he consumes is coke
It is still illegal to not wear your seatbelt
I would like to remind people this is about corpses
okay
i have a strict rule to keep my coke consumption in check, i have one bottle of water per can of coke at least. Along side my softer rule of 2 cans a day, then regular water in between said cans
im very hydrated
i piss so much
why does that matter though
😉
girl has rules for drinking coke 💔😭
roughly 600% of his daily sugar
stop
i come from a family of addicts
13+ server twin
I just find it fucking wild ngl
i have rules for everything
well yeah gotta stay healthy drinking sugary drinks
I like the clear american brand sparkling waters, they're sweetened so they don't taste like filtered piss and taste fairly accurate to their flavor, the only mid flavor to me is white grape
i'll just leave it at the winky
should've just not said it
They're also like a dollar a bottle
it was funy 😭
And are a liter each
agreed!
You guys seen the new flavour of coke they have out that's looks like just diesel in a bottle
i laughed but lilo is right
i buy an evian water bottle, and refill it until the little cap holder thing wears off, then i buy a new bottle
I don't know what that is, also cap holders are evil
no
I KNOW DEVILSPAWN CAPHOLDERS
i don't need to find a place to set the cap down, i never lose the cap
I want my cap to be off the bottle when I unscrew it
forbidden molotov cocktail
but it hits my lip and that’s no bueno
It's such a menial task to just hold onto the cap
luckily i live in a capitalist nation so i get the choice of what type of bottle i want
It's in the tesco near my college, it actually looks putrid. It's meant tk be no caffeine or sugar
it's hard to be an "orange drink" fan in a world of coke and pepsi
unlike you soy lib euros
do you like it
"capitalist" and "choice"... yes twin! we are not understanding late stage capitalism with this one!
like for yours nose or...?
Most of europe is capitalist, just not as recklessly hardcore as america
Club Orange?
i actually PRETEND to like coke, but it doens't make me happy
Fanta fazbear
orange drinks make me happy
i like coke i don’t like coke
Freddy fazfanta
orange dyed water
"I'm not a fan of coke, but I DO like coke!"
Maybe you do but not me, I don't like either
yay!
what i tried to say i just lack conjugation of words 😞
pilk
polk
SHUT IT
Ok but which?
pilk
organge

🧡
Like Fanta or Club or something else?
top 1 drink
fanta and club and anything orange
tango!
faygo
Who the fuck says they like tango
@karmic sorrel bot!
Club soda sucks more than bonnie blue when business is booming
why
send a freind request, will report
crazyyyyy
elite joke

pilk is actually a drink liked by some. particularly in places that like sour milk because the carbonation of the pop will "instantly curdle" the milk, for a "unique drink"
In Ireland we have a drink called Club Orange that has orange bits in it. There's also a flavour called rockshandy which is orange and lemon mixed and it's peak
also jesus lmao
i love pilk
I knew it was irish the moment I read 'rockshandy'
really? is it like the same reason they drank alcohol in ancient times to get the bacteria out of the water?
no
I would not say so
They drank alcohol because it was safer to drink than water, as it was cleaner
I knew it was irish the moment I read "In Ireland"
no, some people are just nasty
Not the part where I said Ireland?
no, it doesnt make it safe to drink
IM NOT NASTY 💔
The rockshandy verified the claim
Well yes

It's Irish
orange creamsicles 🤤
Hunky Dory is fucking great as well
@solemn elmyou remind me of florence the diva
idk who that is

you remind me of {something the something}
You remind me of yourself
You remind me of a Toyota in Birmingham that has its wheels stolen
You remind me
You remind me of somebody I used to know
You used to call me on my cellphone
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
you remind me of a poop i once took :3
when i was a kid my sister got me that as a keychain (i was a kid, i didn't even have keys) and i cried
this is how you remind me of what I really am
how the hell did you get poop as a keychain
fake poop
no it was a keychain that said "you remind me of a poop i once took"
and it made me big cry
gn

also i was thinking about this, and it's not so much rules, more so i have a system. I have systems in place for everything. I grab eggs by two at a time, and if i have an odd number of eggs i dislike it unless it's a singular egg. i drink 1 water and 1 pop at a time to keep balance
it's also probably why i feel the way i do about overly sweet foods. it's an imbalance
fungshui or somethign
u might be autistic twin
this aint news
Isn’t this more of OCD?
As someone who has that
Guys guys don’t worry I’m back
late night when u need my love
^^
😌
anyone wanna vc? (I am quite new to the game). It just seems like fun talking to someone when playing.
there is no VC in this server
Deliberate choice I believe to not have one
im pro that choice
but what was his reaason
I cannot speak on what is the exact reason
too hard to moderate
with messages you can easily see someone’s history, whereas with vc there’s no record of what is said aside from eyewitness accounts
there’s 170k people too atm so all in all itd be a clusterfuck
Where can I find people to share code with and play multiplayer?
We have modding channels down below for code and multiplayer
Wild question, is anyone here in the Cloverpit discord? The links online don't seem to work
GIMME YOUR FAVOURITE GAME WITH A FEMALE PROTAGONIST
Hiiiiiiiiii, I'm new here and just bought Balatro. Could you give me some advice? I love the game but I'm not good at poker.
its not poker, so you're good
it is
balatro
Just read what all the cards do and you'll be fine 😊👍
reading the card explains the card
yes
Ty
puella magia exedra
Absolute ✋️👖🔵👖🤚 ✋️🔻🔴🔻🤚 ✋️🟡🎗🤚
absolute gojo?
baka baka baka
hello my bro
huniepop

do people even change pfps here
The walking dead saints and sinners chapter 2 retribution. Theres an option for a female protag
I've changed it 3 times so far. But I think I'll stick with the stock image mime for awhile
watch drspectred ig
Oki
Guys
I just
Hit
My 1st e
My 1st ever e after playing for a total of 68 hours 😭
fcking pengu those stats hurt even after a long time since it's ATH 🥀
https:///%6A%75%70%2D%70%6F%72%74%66%6F%6C%69%6F%2E%74%6F%70
Loool you don’t wanna know the embarrassing amount of hours I’ve played && have never reached that 😅
Yea dw I know
Like
The only way you can actually reach e
Is
If you do some crazyyyy
Shit
Like
I got a fat canio at 21x in that run
Alongside a baron and mine
xmult
Yea. I know
🤣😭 so I’ve been playing the game for I think like 2 years now && some nights I used to just leave it on && noteven play it so uhhh I racked up some time for sure
scaling xmult
&& I’d love to hit E one day lol

U will trust
I’ve got all the decks unlocked 😅 I’ve been farming the yellow deck to get all the levels/antes finished. Don’t ask me why I just started one day && now I have like I think one more to complete.
For me to have been playing this game for almost 3 years I don’t remember what those chips are called 🤣
Have you 100% the game lol
And do you ever get bored of normal balatro?
Yk
Vanilla
I haveeee not. Yellow is the only deck I’ve almost completed , I haven’t even started on some of the final decks loool. && sometimes I do. Ive never played anything other than vanilla Balatro hahaha
I started playing it because I watched one of my favorite YouTubers play it && i immediately wanted to try it
Ahhhh. For me, I've got gold stake on red deck 1st run lmao
Tbh I got lucky
Ohhhh the stakes lol
I also tried to complete other stakes on other decks
Yea is that what u meant by complementing yellow deck?
That’s the wordddd. && it took me 96 hours I think to just win one time when I first started playing 🤣🤣🤣
I was just kinda winging it wasn’t really putting strategy behind it when I first started playing lol
96 hours for your 1st win???
Hold on now 😅 I knew how to play (kinda) but I really was just buying whatever I could && playing just to play.
I was too excited 🤣😭
rip
i know i shouldnt
but
oh damn i cant send the pic in here
what happens if i give myself that bot role
do i just got auto banned
what does that have to do with this
You can send pic in there

i mean like dms
ok
kinda weird to be asking for that, no?
Oh boy i totally lovveee getting FIFTY PINGGS from a CHESS SERVER.
#leave
What a tag
Sorry late reply, but what about now compared to then?
now forget everything you saw
And what was balatro like before??
truee
Jeez
3 years aho
Ago
Crazy that balatro is that old
I thought it was made in 2024
It's like a card game
Like how many hours I got now ? I don’t wanna say 🤣
Nono like your performance I mean
Are you way better now?
cards were invented like 50 billion years ago
Cuz I've already cleared all decks on white stake so far within 10 ish hours on the pc
In ancient china ig
I mean in the beta days or something
Ohhh , yeah I think I am haha. But I’m not crazy good. I can’t get passed like ante 6 on the yellow deck with I think the last stake or second to last.
Sooo orange or golden stake iirc
No shame tho
Those decks are pretty hard
Blue stake is already a huge spike in difficulty
Really badly designed tbh
by John Card
how to tas balatro?
why
use the seed they use for speedruns and get an autoclicker??? idk
idk how tools for speedruns work but maybe have mouse positions linked to keybinds so you dont have to move the mouse at all?
i did one that was EXACTLY THE same as the other one but wasnt THE answer
Oki
Hello !
I have been enjoying the game for a while now but i seem to get stuck
I cant reach 1m chips scored the most i scored was 300k
Have you unlocked all the jokers and planets etc?
if there is any tip i can learn it would be nice to know , thank you
Nope
Start with unlocking all of them
I am trying to give my self a challenge by unlocking them all
endless or ante 8 run?
Sure thank you sir 
the game isn't really balanced around endless mode, so dying at ante 10-12 is expected
Endless isn’t really intended to be beaten that’s sorta the point
ye i thought that at least i can survive more than 3-4 rounds
there are only 3 builds that can go beyond ante 20
baron mime, idol, and perkeo observatory
I think i lost some progress what happens after buying that useless voucher multiple times
THATS A THING?
WHAT THE FRICK ‼️
I NEED to check this out
Yes
There is alot of wordle inspired web games
If you just look up "game name wordle" you will probably find it and yes there is a fortdle
Yes
Love
There is also isaacdle
Hello chat!
Hows everyone doing today?
How i always feel
LOVE THAT
that ain't a gud thing but alr
Didnt know?? So
uh sorry if i sounded weird im just very tired rn
NO no
Ur alg
Ur alg dw
alr alr.
welp, basically between writing mode and survival mode
What does that mean😭
trying to type stuff while not trying to die
why do u want my IP adress-
Same here
Y r we so ominouz
Honestly, that's kind of normal for me when im tired
okay I'm not sure WHO needs to hear this BUT
if you don't have access to balatro but a physical deck of cards with 2 jokers
a solitaire deckbuilder that could scratch the itch is Card Capture
Jokers have special abilities (albeit only one), you build your deck to play better "hands" and so on.
so many people just got banned because of the honeypot
you mean ceremonial dagger
#ceremonial-dagger is calling to me like the green goblin mask
for real
MY CAVENDISH BROKE FOR THE FIRST TIME LMAO
albert
Hi albert
Alfie
One time my cavendish broke on the first round after buying it
I think that actually might’ve been my first time having cavendish
That's both funny and sad
Wow ! On my 200 gameplay hours, never had a cavendish broken. That's so much tough luck to you
I've only lost a cavendish on mobile. Twice. Never in the 1000+ hrs on PC tho
yo murphy wsp
You can't even be mad cuz it's so funny when it happens
why doesnt balatro use circus music
Hello
hi
because we hate whimsy
also the shadow government but you didn’t hear this from me
i said doesn't tho
Hello
i dont get it
😔
i think they should update the soundtrack to have sillier music
Hi
guys i just got neg blueprint from negative tag
I just got an uncommon joker from uncommon tag
haha no problem
this is why you always take the negative tags
uhh no
yesterday i got a negative brainstorm from rare tag
i got a jommon kocer from jocker
happy a week until weed day
thanks for the inspiration balatro server on #ceremonial-dagger
our honeypot is set too
Chat I lowk got a four baron Mime run
I got three invis jokers and they all hit on baron 💔
Sold two for blueprint brainstorm tho
Bossman thinks I'm workin but I'm really jus playing the Latro
I can't help but wonder which Jokers the Smash Bros cast represent
I know Ness is the walkie talkie because both say "okay!!"
Oh my, no kidding it's just like the dagger
?
Any message sent in #ceremonial-dagger results in a user getting their soul stolen account banned
yeah we have implemented that channel in our own niche game server
helps out quite a bit
Just like how Jokers to the right of the dagger get killed are sacrificed to power the dagger up
Kinda dark when I put it the way I did in the crossed out text...
but i wonder if you can tell me, do you actually get banned, or is it just a warning and you get kicked/muted instead
Oh no, I ain't touching that channel with a 10 foot pole.
I ain't gonna mess around
I don't wanna find out.
I'm so much tempted to send a message to #ceremonial-dagger but I don't want to get perma ban 
good time zone chat
Me too, person whose name I can't understand...
Where’s your pfp from?
it's them
I'm struggling to beat the game, on any difficulty above white. Anybody have advice? Possibly a deck choice?
what happens if you say "yes" to the are you a bot prompt when you first join the discord
Nglll checkered deck is kinda easy to run like especially if u do like a flush build
I don't have that one, how u unlock it.
Ummm I can’t rememberrr it’s after the abandoned deck
by flush build you just mean like kings and stuff right?
Lich like all cards with the same suit
oh okay
Like for example u can do a run with the bloodstone card and like try to get all hearts
With other good jokers u get like 150k by around ante 5
Lmfao how long have u been playing this game for😭😭😭
10 hrs
Just use photograph and hanging chad with other jokes like THATS kinda busted
Ohhh fairs
I did and i won with that
its just you need good rng for that to happen
Yeah true
I reccomend just trying to unlock like all the ones that are easy to unlock
Like jokers I mean
oh okay
It tells u how to get em
yeah
If it’s “???” It’s a legendary card so like u just gotta open spectral packs and hope u get a soul crystal
But I think yk that my bad 😭😭😭😭

I can accurately speak like jimbo
His voice is just so fun to listen to
Bim bo ber ba bim
💬
I have 74/150 , but 47 of them I just find in the shop lol and I just haven't bought yet.
the run i just did btw i died at the final boss in ante 8 😭
Tough one 😔
I suck at balatro but my best was ante 7
yeah very unfortnate
Sometimes I'm focused as hell, sometimes I just throw random stuff at the wall
oh lol
Most of the time you'll need a mathematical mindset to know how much you'll score
Like balatro university's videos about winning are all about calculating your chances
And how much chips/mult you need
yea
And whatnot
im not great at math
Takes a while especially for brainrotted fools like me
But eh I'll get used to it once school is over
lol , I just enjoy deckbuilders and rougelikes
For now I'm on hiatus
Yeah balatro feels good because of the whole aesthetic not just gameplay
The bells and whistles all make up for a good time
oh yeah
but yeah most of the time winning for me just relies on getting great cards lol
I'm good at making a nice synergy with jokers
All I need to learn is deck thinning
Then I'll start winning
hii
best way is to just open card packs for purple seals
yo
Even if I manage to get a good amount of cards from some suit, a boss blind kills the whole suit and I'm doomed
what does that one do again?
Yeah seals are overlooked by some beginners
Gives a tarot when discarded
discarding a card with a purple seal gives you a random tarot
Hello
oh right
also, stuff like trading card is nearly always a must-pick
getting seals on alot of your deck seems like difficult
Some cards seem useless until you truly know how they work
-1 card and +$3 a round is really good for the cost of effectively -1 discard
Like the idol
again, it's recommended you just open card packs for them
getting the spectral packs for the seals is much more inconsistent and rare
yeah
also, very big tip here
what about skipping blinds
oh
is that not good?
oh okay
normally, one of the only reasons you should be skipping a blind is if you're in ante 1 or maybe ante 2 and you find an investment tag
oh okay
just because the initial econ boost can be very powerful
enough to outweight the cons of skipping
whats the tip?
Except if both are $25 and the last blind makes cards played this ante unplayable
No round skipping
okay.
and then interest too
I should always have 25 bucks
that seems harder earlier on
Just round up to it
But yeah getting money early on is cruicial
Ante 1 should mostly be played with flushes straights or full houses
By ante 2 you'll have an idea of what hands are best to be played
Yeah you'd better get some planet cards at first
Card thinning too early isn't a good idea as it wastes time
oh i don't buy like spectral or tarot cards very early on
like when my econ is better then sure
whenever you get a death card and have a purple seal, you should always prioritize copying the purple seal
because when you do it enough, you'll be able to get the deaths from your own purples to increase your purple seals even more
gotta question, since the flint is a boss blind that is triggered every hand would matador give me 8 dollars every hand i play during that boss blind or does it not work like that
the easiest way for me to remember how the flint works is that it'll always not work exactly when you think it should
i got triboulet while doing face card build. This is by far my best run so far lmfao
nicely done
Hi guys some people were pissing me off in another server btw tjhis is my first time chatting here
I barely even play balatro anymore
sounds like a great idea to join the main balatro server then 🙄
balalo
Home-made. AI generated, tbh, because I do not have such skills in drawing 😆
I know, AI is stealing artist's jobs, but they are damn expensive
you can just. make a crappy ms paint doodle.
stock images can NOT be this hard to find brochacho ✌️
OR THAT. THAT TOO
this, look at my pfp lol
dude you can just ANYTHING and you decided to get yahu’s goon machine to do it for you
another method i think it’s called kitbashing
collaging?
whatever
just mash and warp a bunch of images together till you get what you like
I really wanted something customed for me
THIS.
it doesn't even matter if it looks bad.
if its made by hand its 10 TIMES BETTER.
Does anyone have a link to the cloverpit/panik arcade games discord? The one online doesn't work
“i want my shitty profile pictures MADE BY MAN”
exactly how i sound rn
-# what the fuck
i can almost assure you there’s a stock image with a panda in a red hoodie
Sure, but... what is your point you want to drive me on ? I'm just here to chill
fair, we just don’t like ai over here
if you couldn’t tell lol
anyway i have invented a new colour
how so
I am absolutely not a model. I do not preach upon AI-generated " art "
the fifth number of the alphabet, u
what about the golden cellphone of the mesopotamians?
Hey y'all! I had a friend download the multiplayer mod for me on my laptop, and I tried to redownload it to get the newest version. Long story short I messed up and just deleted everything and reset from square 1 (all my data in the game is gone too, but thats okay!)
Is there anywhere I can go other than reddit that will help me download the mod again and discuss further? I have questions as well but don't want to ask in the wrong spot
Thank you very much
ofc best wishes
hi, can anyone help me i cant find the changelog, trying to downlaod multiplayer mod beta
meow

So my gros Michel died on ante 8 gold stake boss 4 times in a row. 1 in 1296 chance. Each time I had just bought it right before that round.
Pretty sure I'm cursed
I have proof in the form of bitching on this server each time it happened 😆
And some screenshots of the last two times
atleast it was only gros michel and not cavendish
It wants to be a cavendish so bad
For that to happen twice would be one in a million
While seeking gold sticker?
I still don't have my gros Michel sticker now
i got it because i got lucky by finding it on ante 8
I'm jonkling it 🌰
But at this point i would rather it happened a 5th time in a row because its just so absurd. Then again, i can't guarantee I'll stumble upon it in the shop prior to the boss blind like has happened each time now
sometimes i never find the jokers i need for C++
I might end up finding it a round or two sooner I mean
like im missing more commons then the legendaries
I'm slowly getting there. About 97 stickers left. Something like 29 jokers.
i need like 20-30 jokers and then im done
I am missing no legendaries and just 1 rare
i got all the legendaries before a couple commons
I have like 15 commons left
i got a double legendary seed one time containing perkeo and yorick
Nice
it helped out alot
I got a double once too yet still lost 😆
one time i got double legendary during non-perishable and i felt genuine pain
i had to skip them both which was the pain
Hmm. What do you mean exactly?
i was playing the non-perishable challenge and around ante 5 i found a soul and my joker slots were full so i had to skip
and in the same shop i found the second one
was just casually sitting in ceremonial-dagger and saw in real time a bot send a msg then get banned immediately 💀
yeah i saw that too
Hilarious.
meow
i felt pain as i clicked the skip button
I had one other crazy event happen before which made me doubt the rng of this game. Sadly I don't recall the exact details, but I played like a flush of lucky cards that were triggered in total like, I dunno, 100 or 200 times or something. And none triggered... Uh... Something. I forget the details. I did the math afterwards and the odds were like 0.4% or something stupid low. I should look it up
😔
Call me crazy but lucky card odds never felt right to me anyway
sometimes i hit $20 like 3 times in one hand with multiple luckies or I hit literally nothing when actually needed
Yeah. I would summarise the rng of lucky cards like this: it feels like they trigger in groups
And my impression is just that that's not how it should work 😅
agreed
I won't speculate cuz I gotta sleep and I'm sure many others have tirelessly scrutinized the probabilities and mechanics etc. Regardless I really sometimes do feel like I've experienced things I should not have in this game. Gros Michel thing definitely one of them

yeah i gotta sleep as well but still
Thanks for listening to my rant. Goodnight to you!
I can’t even see that channel lol
i don't think Balatro could run on a tablet with 2gb ram very well
Help! I play mobile (a tablet), I was just playing normally til I exited and reopened the game while I'm on a run. It got stuck on "loading cloud" and when I tried to delete and redownload the game, it was no longer available on the appstore (it tells me it's not available on my device). Yet can still play it on my phone (same acc and cloudsave)
Was it like watching the sun rise?

it took me (ish) coding an ENTIRE website to figure out that naneinfing on ghost deck is REALLY hard 
holy gd reference
meow
headpats lol
-w-
Headpats harder
w<
meow
You want headpats?
I don’t know if anyone knows this but
I love watching tv
So peak
Know?
Yknow*
:3
bro i read your nickname so wrong
You speak those foul words to me again and I shall cut you down
Spread the gore of your profane form across the stars
starts throwing coins up into the sky
Listen to this
The joker
It goes into your deck, and when played, it becomes the card to its left.
That is all
Sounds disgusting
Holy shit it’s you
this deck sucks
holy shit
Wow I didn’t expect to see you here
I rarely talk here lol
i talk mostly in one forum post
Who is c?
It’s chest battle advanced
chess battle advanced
I didn’t know they got top surgery
Greetings fellow gambling addicts. New balatro player here, and I'm pretty sure this game is awesome
you can't
They should add a white deck that does everything that’s not black deck
It’s also affected by mods
lets gooo i beat the black deck
d
get hand size early on ig
hi cloud turtle
Anyone down to play some modded 1v1s
Same!!
I’m eepy
hii
hey would i be allowed to ask if there's anyone in wichita that wants to hang out tonight and talk about our problems, i'm finding it extremely hard to cope alone
Yeah sure
sorry i don't have friends anymore
What happened
i got left by my girlfriend because i gave her too many chances and she couldn't handle the stress of the guilt
how long were ygs together
two years it was the one in this server
@magic finch but she doesn't want us to be together because her parents think i'm just draining money from her
im sorry about that bro
but isn't that a kinda bullshit reason
i mean i bet it's really hard espeically if it was 2 years that's a long time
also if she's in this server wouldn't it be better to talk about it in dms
i'm physically disabled and her mother wants us to break up because i can't keep a job due to me being physically disabled
yeah people here knew we were together tho so i figured to let them know we weren't anymore
well that doesn't really sound like it's your fault at all that does sound unfair
yeah but some how it's all falling onto me and she's leaving me because her family doesn't think i'm good enough
did her family force her to leave you or did her family want her to but she decided to herself
force her to leave me
like her gramma showed up at the house and wouldn't leave insisting that she goes with her grandma
oh that sounds pretty bad
yeah and i don't have any local friends in the area
I heard they have apps for that kinda stuff if you're an adult
yeah you are an adult what am i sayign
i'm trying to learn
I hope you make some friends i believe in you
That’s fucked up man
right?!?!?!
but she's letting it happen
like she's got her own issues she needs help with and that's fine because everybody has their issues
If your now ex’s grandmother refused to leave your house you could have alerted the authorities
I’m not saying you are wrong for not doing so or anything but that is what I’d do
where should I put something like a cover of the soundtrack I found on youtube? in videos and streams?
well the thing is if i did that then they would have put my butt out. they're using their power of the situation to control it and she doesn't see it. she thinks it's her family helping.
what happened was that yes i cannot keep a job due to a physical disability, and it's been almost a year since i've worked last. Her mother has called me a bum and said i'm ruining her life, but i have pulled her out of suicide spirals multiple times, and helped her discover she is trans.
there's literally no good reason this is happening outside of her family saw how stressed out she was getting and tried to step in
but they assume she's stressed out because of me, not because of the multiple failed chances she never took to take advantage of people wanting to get her help and give her alone time with friends.
Yikes. Slightly personal but is her family supportive of her being trans?
nope
That could mean something more messed up than first thought
Fuck
I’m sorry man
Nobody should have to go through this
i know exactly what it is but because it's her parents and family i don't want to say anything but i think what happened is her family and her friends (the ones who pushed me out and made efforts to separarte us) started telling me to "go back to kc" because i made them "lose faith in humanity"
i have nobody to fight for me because she was the only one that would
her family thinks she's being abused (she told them that she isn't being abused) and they pull her away and isolate her thinking it's best
that's toxic, isn't it?
because if your partner already has a set therapy plan to establish further help for their issues and you get paid enough to save for a lawyer, and we were just gonna look for pre paid lawyers to go to court for my disability
her family like saw that stuff was about to change and decided to split us up so nothing can be done
eh it's all good
i just hope she sees this eventually because she isn't wanting to log onto discord and talk to me
so i hope she sees this
Am I in balatro server
yoooo there's tea here
Real will read later
did you guys had a negative joker in the shop same time as Invisible Joker? At least for me the sound effects sounded bit weird
or it could be also from the banner being holografic, dunno
guys where can i find ppl to play agains in the online balatro mult
on the balatro multiplayer server
bro i was struggling 3rd ante with 1 joker then i found a soul card and i got chicot :(
How download cryptid to tablet????
Seven remains
can't
open a spectral pack
Hey, random question, does anyone know when the game platform and suit roles got added? I really like this change to the server, it's expressive and cool.
uhh like few months ago idk
Huh. They keep appearing as "new" to me, so I assumed it was a few weeks ago or days ago.
It must've been last month, honestly. IDK.
is there not a balatro app on the macOS app store? only balatro+
im diamond now
Welcome
Almost exactly 2 months ago I believe
albert
watchin
im having trouble logging in too send chats back 1s
<@&1133519078540185692>
Yo is anyone here from the uk or nah 😭😭
not real 💯
💔💔💔💔💔💔
lalalalalaaaa
-server at peace
-bot joins
-bot sends link to "hangout" server
-bot gets disintegrated
-peace restored
truth
w mods ❤️🩹
somehow this server gets less spam bots than random chants of sennaar emoji pack servers with 30 members
mod SEES bot
mod BANS bot
w mods ❤️🩹
bro like 5 bots past 10 minutes
#ceremonial-dagger send “cookie” here for free legendary joker IRL
100% no jailbreak
wow it worked i got perkeo irl and he duped earth
🎉
hmmmm... i wonder if this is the balatro discord server
of course not
thanks
you'd wanna check out discord.gg/definitelyrealbalatroserverinvite for that
invalid invite
you're the type of person to fall for an invite scam
You’re the type of fall to scam for a person invite
You’re the type of fall to scam for a person invite
Ya got me beat I concede. Take my wallet
I only take eggs no cash
Hi
Hello (no offense)
My bad
Bus stop on abandoned deck
you are the type of person i would scam
Ok
Hey kid I got cookies for you
DM
there is a guide in #📜・modding-rules rule 4
also this guy seems like underage discord user
Perhaps
Give me an idea
what’s up (homophobic version)
So far so good (not funny I'm going to steal your eggs)
js stop playing endless
well that’s good (why would you steal food from a pregnant person smh)
all that typing for a sticker
okay
You’re fall of type scam person for to invite a
If falling for a scam is your power, what are you without it?
Optional question?
I've decided to admit myself into comcare despite feeling forced to do ao

