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dapper crystal
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maybe?

exotic forum
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BIASED?

vast raft
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Bro gatekeeping all the cream soda for themself

long atlas
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if you like lollipops DONT @ ME YOURE A CHILD

void bison
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@long atlas

sour basin
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never open a statement with "i'm gonna be racist here" oh my fucking god

dapper crystal
long atlas
vast raft
void bison
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Wish this server had a starboard

exotic forum
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guys I'm gonna be tung tung tung sahur here

long atlas
void bison
dapper crystal
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again, child stuff. i had one as a child, amazing experience.

long atlas
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and a propeller cap

sour basin
vast raft
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Bro has t-bone stake for dinner every day

void bison
vast raft
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And a glass of red wine

long atlas
void bison
long atlas
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dum dums the goat 🔥

exotic forum
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i hate HONEY because my mom used to feed me tons of honey as punishment whenever I did anything wrong so I associated it with "I'm grounded"

void bison
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Why honey???

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in my house its soap or the belt

sour basin
exotic forum
dapper crystal
vast raft
long atlas
long atlas
void bison
vast raft
long atlas
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wait okay i need to see if im alone here

sour basin
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You are

long atlas
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grape (correct choice) or cherry artificial flavoring

sour basin
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The end

void bison
vast raft
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You can be conscious about what you personally put in your own body but it's awfully both rude and annoying to dictate what other full grown adults can too

sour basin
dapper crystal
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i do think cream soda is yucky tho idc if you drink it

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cause why would i

long atlas
dapper crystal
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im not some guy who wants to ban things he doesn't like :3

void bison
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Peter what are you eating
Broccoli
YUCKYYYY

exotic forum
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CREAMSODA SHOUKD BE OUTLAWED

sour basin
solemn elm
dapper crystal
solemn elm
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but we should stop talking about this

long atlas
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CREAM SODA IS THE BEST AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT

void bison
long atlas
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anyone who hates cream soda is devoid of whimsy in their life

dapper crystal
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that was a fun discussion, I'll be sad when this is a memory 🖼️

vast raft
exotic forum
void bison
dapper crystal
dapper crystal
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it's just a sweetness overload

long atlas
vast raft
void bison
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You fellas ever chew ice

dapper crystal
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my favourite pop is diet coke. cause it's the least like pop.

solemn elm
dapper crystal
solemn elm
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has no effect on you

void bison
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Domt

vast raft
dapper crystal
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you

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👀

vast raft
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Yes I'm gay

sour basin
exotic forum
long atlas
exotic forum
dapper crystal
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im like a decade older than you

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dumb it down

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older*

vast raft
long atlas
sour basin
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Actually ancient

vast raft
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Even among young people

dapper crystal
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ooohhhhhh

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ya

solemn elm
dapper crystal
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i kinda find it disgusting i like diet coke

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cause coca cola is a nevil company

sour basin
vast raft
dapper crystal
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but alas, they've dunk their hooks into me

solemn elm
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what did I say that was wrong

dapper crystal
long atlas
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DUDE I NEED TO TELL YALL ANOUT MY FRIENDS COKE ADDICTION

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HE HAS 6-10 CANS A DAY

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HIS RECORD IS 25

sour basin
dapper crystal
sour basin
dapper crystal
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i think i have 2-6? i try to keep it around 2

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6 is a very high day

long atlas
vast raft
exotic forum
dapper crystal
long atlas
sour basin
dapper crystal
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does he atleast drink water too?

solemn elm
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you can eat your own cooking for example, but you aren't allowed to just sell it to other people without making sure it's safe because that's a public health risk.
it's the difference between wearing your seatbelt and speeding.
speeding is a public health risk as youre endangering other people, not wearing your seatbelt only affects you.

long atlas
long atlas
vast raft
sour basin
dapper crystal
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i have a strict rule to keep my coke consumption in check, i have one bottle of water per can of coke at least. Along side my softer rule of 2 cans a day, then regular water in between said cans

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im very hydrated

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i piss so much

solemn elm
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why does that matter though

dapper crystal
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😉

exotic forum
long atlas
solemn elm
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stop

dapper crystal
solemn elm
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13+ server twin

sour basin
dapper crystal
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i have rules for everything

long atlas
vast raft
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I like the clear american brand sparkling waters, they're sweetened so they don't taste like filtered piss and taste fairly accurate to their flavor, the only mid flavor to me is white grape

dapper crystal
solemn elm
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should've just not said it

vast raft
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They're also like a dollar a bottle

dapper crystal
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it was funy 😭

vast raft
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And are a liter each

long atlas
sour basin
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You guys seen the new flavour of coke they have out that's looks like just diesel in a bottle

long atlas
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i laughed but lilo is right

dapper crystal
vast raft
dapper crystal
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i used to hate it but i love it now

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it's so handy

long atlas
dapper crystal
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i don't need to find a place to set the cap down, i never lose the cap

vast raft
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I want my cap to be off the bottle when I unscrew it

exotic forum
dapper crystal
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i just unscrew, refill, rescrew

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no holding the cap or anything

long atlas
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but it hits my lip and that’s no bueno

vast raft
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It's such a menial task to just hold onto the cap

dapper crystal
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luckily i live in a capitalist nation so i get the choice of what type of bottle i want

sour basin
# exotic forum no

It's in the tesco near my college, it actually looks putrid. It's meant tk be no caffeine or sugar

exotic forum
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it's hard to be an "orange drink" fan in a world of coke and pepsi

dapper crystal
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unlike you soy lib euros

sour basin
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No

solemn elm
dapper crystal
vast raft
exotic forum
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i actually PRETEND to like coke, but it doens't make me happy

exotic forum
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orange drinks make me happy

long atlas
vast raft
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Freddy fazfanta

exotic forum
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not just fanta

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anything orange

long atlas
dapper crystal
sour basin
exotic forum
long atlas
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pilk

exotic forum
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polk

long atlas
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SHUT IT

sour basin
long atlas
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pilk

exotic forum
vast raft
exotic forum
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🧡

sour basin
long atlas
exotic forum
solemn elm
long atlas
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faygo

sour basin
pulsar yoke
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@karmic sorrel bot!

vast raft
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Club soda sucks more than bonnie blue when business is booming

exotic forum
solemn elm
pulsar yoke
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send a freind request, will report

vast raft
dapper crystal
# long atlas pilk

pilk is actually a drink liked by some. particularly in places that like sour milk because the carbonation of the pop will "instantly curdle" the milk, for a "unique drink"

sour basin
pulsar yoke
vast raft
long atlas
void bison
vast raft
exotic forum
dapper crystal
sour basin
solemn elm
exotic forum
vast raft
sour basin
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Well yes

vast raft
sour basin
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It's Irish

exotic forum
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i love PILK

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mmmmmm pillkkk

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mmphfg...

long atlas
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orange creamsicles 🤤

sour basin
dapper crystal
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@solemn elmyou remind me of florence the diva

solemn elm
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idk who that is

vast raft
exotic forum
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you remind me of {something the something}

vast raft
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You remind me of yourself

sour basin
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You remind me of a Toyota in Birmingham that has its wheels stolen

vast raft
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You remind me of something

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(Idk what)

exotic forum
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You remind me

sour basin
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You reminded me

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I left the oven on

void bison
exotic forum
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You used to call me on my cellphone

sour basin
dapper crystal
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when i was a kid my sister got me that as a keychain (i was a kid, i didn't even have keys) and i cried

ornate depot
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this is how you remind me of what I really am

exotic forum
solemn elm
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fake poop

dapper crystal
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and it made me big cry

placid turret
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gn

versed belfry
dapper crystal
# exotic forum girl has rules for drinking coke 💔😭

also i was thinking about this, and it's not so much rules, more so i have a system. I have systems in place for everything. I grab eggs by two at a time, and if i have an odd number of eggs i dislike it unless it's a singular egg. i drink 1 water and 1 pop at a time to keep balance

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it's also probably why i feel the way i do about overly sweet foods. it's an imbalance

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fungshui or somethign

solemn elm
dapper crystal
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this aint news

flint copper
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As someone who has that

tough sinew
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Guys guys don’t worry I’m back

dapper creek
cedar brook
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^^

open lichen
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😌

sick garnet
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anyone wanna vc? (I am quite new to the game). It just seems like fun talking to someone when playing.

ornate depot
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there is no VC in this server

sturdy gyro
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Deliberate choice I believe to not have one

dapper crystal
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but what was his reaason

sturdy gyro
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I cannot speak on what is the exact reason

long atlas
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too hard to moderate

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with messages you can easily see someone’s history, whereas with vc there’s no record of what is said aside from eyewitness accounts

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there’s 170k people too atm so all in all itd be a clusterfuck

finite harbor
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Where can I find people to share code with and play multiplayer?

peak ermine
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Wait there's multiplayer

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I thought that was just a mod

sturdy gyro
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We have modding channels down below for code and multiplayer

shell pollen
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Wild question, is anyone here in the Cloverpit discord? The links online don't seem to work

dapper crystal
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GIMME YOUR FAVOURITE GAME WITH A FEMALE PROTAGONIST

bright laurel
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Hiiiiiiiiii, I'm new here and just bought Balatro. Could you give me some advice? I love the game but I'm not good at poker.

dapper crystal
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its not poker, so you're good

somber meteor
north bane
somber meteor
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reading the card explains the card

north bane
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Oh my god is that Agnes tachyon umamusume???!!?!?!

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Autocorrect 😭

somber meteor
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yes

modern helm
north bane
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Absolute ✋️👖🔵👖🤚 ✋️🔻🔴🔻🤚 ✋️🟡🎗🤚

modern helm
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absolute gojo?

patent flame
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hello my bro

timid cedar
somber meteor
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do people even change pfps here

glossy zealot
glossy zealot
west stag
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Guys I a noobie and have only one the game 3 times

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Any tips?

somber meteor
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watch drspectred ig

west stag
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Oki

jolly talon
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Guys

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I just

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Hit

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My 1st e

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My 1st ever e after playing for a total of 68 hours 😭

somber igloo
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fcking pengu those stats hurt even after a long time since it's ATH 🥀
https:///%6A%75%70%2D%70%6F%72%74%66%6F%6C%69%6F%2E%74%6F%70

paper nexus
jolly talon
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Like

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The only way you can actually reach e

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Is

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If you do some crazyyyy

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Shit

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Like

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I got a fat canio at 21x in that run

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Alongside a baron and mine

somber meteor
jolly talon
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And my deck was FULLL of glass kings

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😭😭

jolly talon
paper nexus
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🤣😭 so I’ve been playing the game for I think like 2 years now && some nights I used to just leave it on && noteven play it so uhhh I racked up some time for sure

somber meteor
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scaling xmult

paper nexus
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&& I’d love to hit E one day lol

jolly talon
jolly talon
paper nexus
# jolly talon U will trust

I’ve got all the decks unlocked 😅 I’ve been farming the yellow deck to get all the levels/antes finished. Don’t ask me why I just started one day && now I have like I think one more to complete.

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For me to have been playing this game for almost 3 years I don’t remember what those chips are called 🤣

jolly talon
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And do you ever get bored of normal balatro?

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Yk

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Vanilla

paper nexus
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I haveeee not. Yellow is the only deck I’ve almost completed , I haven’t even started on some of the final decks loool. && sometimes I do. Ive never played anything other than vanilla Balatro hahaha

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I started playing it because I watched one of my favorite YouTubers play it && i immediately wanted to try it

jolly talon
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Tbh I got lucky

paper nexus
jolly talon
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I also tried to complete other stakes on other decks

jolly talon
paper nexus
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That’s the wordddd. && it took me 96 hours I think to just win one time when I first started playing 🤣🤣🤣

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I was just kinda winging it wasn’t really putting strategy behind it when I first started playing lol

paper nexus
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I was too excited 🤣😭

limpid veldt
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i accidentally sent some dumb shit to modmail earlier

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bless my chud heart

somber meteor
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rip

limpid veldt
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i know i shouldnt

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but

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oh damn i cant send the pic in here

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what happens if i give myself that bot role

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do i just got auto banned

limpid veldt
outer cairn
limpid veldt
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dont even joke lad

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nice try though

outer cairn
somber meteor
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i checked

limpid veldt
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no you didnt

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prove it, send a pic in that channel

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no balls

sick garnet
somber meteor
ornate depot
sick garnet
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???

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how is that weird

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Its only if someone is willing too.

dark cedar
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I mean like

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I think it’s fine…

feral delta
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Oh boy i totally lovveee getting FIFTY PINGGS from a CHESS SERVER.egg

feral delta
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No

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Its where i get my move reactions

somber meteor
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block the person who's pingning

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lol

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ez solve

jolly talon
jolly talon
outer cairn
jolly talon
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And what was balatro like before??

somber meteor
jolly talon
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Jeez

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3 years aho

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Ago

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Crazy that balatro is that old

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I thought it was made in 2024

outer cairn
paper nexus
jolly talon
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Are you way better now?

somber meteor
jolly talon
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Cuz I've already cleared all decks on white stake so far within 10 ish hours on the pc

outer cairn
jolly talon
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🤤

jolly talon
paper nexus
jolly talon
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No shame tho

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Those decks are pretty hard

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Blue stake is already a huge spike in difficulty

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Really badly designed tbh

woeful condor
hexed furnace
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how to tas balatro?

somber meteor
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why

woeful condor
stone turtle
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Have yall done today's balatrodle?

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I got it in 4 ^^

thorn wraith
thorn wraith
stone turtle
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Oki

lavish charm
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Hello !

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I have been enjoying the game for a while now but i seem to get stuck

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I cant reach 1m chips scored the most i scored was 300k

compact ledge
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Have you unlocked all the jokers and planets etc?

lavish charm
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if there is any tip i can learn it would be nice to know , thank you

compact ledge
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Start with unlocking all of them

lavish charm
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I am trying to give my self a challenge by unlocking them all

cold idol
lavish charm
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So endless i guess yeah

lavish charm
cold idol
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the game isn't really balanced around endless mode, so dying at ante 10-12 is expected

compact ledge
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That too

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It's just an exponential increase isn't it?

dark cedar
lavish charm
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ye i thought that at least i can survive more than 3-4 rounds

cold idol
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there are only 3 builds that can go beyond ante 20

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baron mime, idol, and perkeo observatory

lavish charm
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I think i lost some progress what happens after buying that useless voucher multiple times

verbal bison
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WHAT THE FRICK ‼️

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I NEED to check this out

stone turtle
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There is alot of wordle inspired web games

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If you just look up "game name wordle" you will probably find it and yes there is a fortdle

verbal bison
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What would fortdle be

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‼️

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OH

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Wait

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Fortnite?

stone turtle
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Yes

verbal bison
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Love

stone turtle
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There is also isaacdle

finite cairn
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Hello chat!
Hows everyone doing today?

verbal bison
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How r u

finite cairn
verbal bison
finite cairn
verbal bison
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Oh i thought u were saying u always feel amazing

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😭

verbal bison
finite cairn
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ik, idk why i said that

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just feeling tired cus lack of sleep

finite cairn
verbal bison
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Ur alg

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Ur alg dw

finite cairn
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alr alr.

verbal bison
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Yes !!!

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Well what r u up to

finite cairn
verbal bison
finite cairn
verbal bison
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Oh

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Right

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R u like

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Where r u

finite cairn
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wha

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wdym

finite cairn
verbal bison
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Trying not to die

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😭

finite cairn
verbal bison
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Y r we so ominouz

finite cairn
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Honestly, that's kind of normal for me when im tired

exotic forum
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okay I'm not sure WHO needs to hear this BUT

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if you don't have access to balatro but a physical deck of cards with 2 jokers

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a solitaire deckbuilder that could scratch the itch is Card Capture

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Jokers have special abilities (albeit only one), you build your deck to play better "hands" and so on.

vapid whale
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so many people just got banned because of the honeypot

somber meteor
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you mean ceremonial dagger

ancient agate
opaque shard
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MY CAVENDISH BROKE FOR THE FIRST TIME LMAO

signal surge
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albert

opaque shard
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Hi albert

tough sinew
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Alfie

tough sinew
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I think that actually might’ve been my first time having cavendish

opaque shard
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That's both funny and sad

waxen lantern
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Wow ! On my 200 gameplay hours, never had a cavendish broken. That's so much tough luck to you

tawny pasture
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I've only lost a cavendish on mobile. Twice. Never in the 1000+ hrs on PC tho

somber meteor
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yo murphy wsp

opaque shard
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You can't even be mad cuz it's so funny when it happens

ornate depot
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controversial idea chat

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balatro

gloomy sorrel
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why doesnt balatro use circus music

lyric basalt
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Hello

gloomy sorrel
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hi

opaque scroll
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also the shadow government but you didn’t hear this from me

gloomy sorrel
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i said doesn't tho

opaque scroll
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yeah…

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hence

cerulean token
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Hello

gloomy sorrel
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i dont get it

opaque scroll
gloomy sorrel
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i think they should update the soundtrack to have sillier music

tough sinew
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Hi

gloomy sorrel
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wait i got it

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balatro should have chiptune

bold crag
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where do i send a joker retexture I made?

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like a pic of it

waxen lava
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guys i just got neg blueprint from negative tag

outer cairn
somber meteor
pale cradle
somber meteor
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uhh no

gloomy sorrel
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yesterday i got a negative brainstorm from rare tag

dusk sandal
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i got a jommon kocer from jocker

dry knot
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Heyooooo

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Everyone

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Happy 4/13

ornate depot
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happy a week until weed day

wet birch
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our honeypot is set too

novel tangle
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Chat I lowk got a four baron Mime run

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I got three invis jokers and they all hit on baron 💔

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Sold two for blueprint brainstorm tho

signal sonnet
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Bossman thinks I'm workin but I'm really jus playing the Latro

desert lava
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I can't help but wonder which Jokers the Smash Bros cast represent

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I know Ness is the walkie talkie because both say "okay!!"

desert lava
wet birch
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?

desert lava
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Any message sent in #ceremonial-dagger results in a user getting their soul stolen account banned

wet birch
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yeah we have implemented that channel in our own niche game server

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helps out quite a bit

desert lava
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Just like how Jokers to the right of the dagger get killed are sacrificed to power the dagger up

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Kinda dark when I put it the way I did in the crossed out text...

wet birch
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but i wonder if you can tell me, do you actually get banned, or is it just a warning and you get kicked/muted instead

desert lava
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I ain't gonna mess around

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I don't wanna find out.

waxen lantern
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I'm so much tempted to send a message to #ceremonial-dagger but I don't want to get perma ban mr_bones

spare mist
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good time zone chat

desert lava
dapper crystal
opaque scroll
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Wdym

sick garnet
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I'm struggling to beat the game, on any difficulty above white. Anybody have advice? Possibly a deck choice?

tiny talon
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what happens if you say "yes" to the are you a bot prompt when you first join the discord

celest nebula
sick garnet
celest nebula
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Ummm I can’t rememberrr it’s after the abandoned deck

sick garnet
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oh okay

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ill look it up rq

sick garnet
celest nebula
sick garnet
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oh okay

celest nebula
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Like for example u can do a run with the bloodstone card and like try to get all hearts

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With other good jokers u get like 150k by around ante 5

sick garnet
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oh yeah

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i don't have the bloodstone either i think lmao

celest nebula
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Lmfao how long have u been playing this game for😭😭😭

sick garnet
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10 hrs

celest nebula
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Just use photograph and hanging chad with other jokes like THATS kinda busted

celest nebula
sick garnet
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its just you need good rng for that to happen

celest nebula
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Yeah true

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I reccomend just trying to unlock like all the ones that are easy to unlock

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Like jokers I mean

sick garnet
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you just search up how to unlock them

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and then just do it?

celest nebula
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It tells you

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In the collection bit in the settings

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If th stuff is like locked

sick garnet
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oh okay

celest nebula
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It tells u how to get em

sick garnet
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yeah

celest nebula
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If it’s “???” It’s a legendary card so like u just gotta open spectral packs and hope u get a soul crystal

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But I think yk that my bad 😭😭😭😭

sick garnet
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I haven't gotten a legendary yet

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but yeah i know how that works

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all good lol

vagrant valley
fading agate
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I can accurately speak like jimbo

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His voice is just so fun to listen to

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Bim bo ber ba bim

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balatrojoker 💬

sick garnet
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the run i just did btw i died at the final boss in ante 8 😭

fading agate
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I suck at balatro but my best was ante 7

sick garnet
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yeah very unfortnate

fading agate
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I raged so hard bruh I was going strong

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💔

sick garnet
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im not great either yet

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but I just don't know what im doin wrong 😭

fading agate
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Sometimes I'm focused as hell, sometimes I just throw random stuff at the wall

sick garnet
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oh lol

fading agate
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Like balatro university's videos about winning are all about calculating your chances

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And how much chips/mult you need

sick garnet
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yea

fading agate
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And whatnot

sick garnet
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im not great at math

fading agate
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Takes a while especially for brainrotted fools like me

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But eh I'll get used to it once school is over

sick garnet
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lol , I just enjoy deckbuilders and rougelikes

fading agate
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For now I'm on hiatus

fading agate
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The bells and whistles all make up for a good time

sick garnet
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oh yeah

fading agate
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How cards move, the sounds, the joy of seeing packs being opened

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So much things

sick garnet
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but yeah most of the time winning for me just relies on getting great cards lol

fading agate
#

I'm good at making a nice synergy with jokers

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All I need to learn is deck thinning

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Then I'll start winning

sick garnet
#

yeah deck manipulation is hard for me

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it seems

boreal isle
#

hii

limpid tree
#

best way is to just open card packs for purple seals

sick garnet
#

yo

fading agate
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Even if I manage to get a good amount of cards from some suit, a boss blind kills the whole suit and I'm doomed

sick garnet
fading agate
fading agate
limpid tree
fading agate
sick garnet
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oh right

limpid tree
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also, stuff like trading card is nearly always a must-pick

sick garnet
#

getting seals on alot of your deck seems like difficult

fading agate
#

Some cards seem useless until you truly know how they work

limpid tree
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-1 card and +$3 a round is really good for the cost of effectively -1 discard

fading agate
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Like the idol

limpid tree
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getting the spectral packs for the seals is much more inconsistent and rare

sick garnet
#

yeah

limpid tree
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also, very big tip here

sick garnet
#

what about skipping blinds

limpid tree
#

oh

sick garnet
#

is that not good?

limpid tree
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you should generally never skip blinds

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very rarely do you need to

sick garnet
#

oh okay

limpid tree
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normally, one of the only reasons you should be skipping a blind is if you're in ante 1 or maybe ante 2 and you find an investment tag

sick garnet
#

oh okay

limpid tree
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just because the initial econ boost can be very powerful

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enough to outweight the cons of skipping

sick garnet
fading agate
fading agate
sick garnet
#

okay.

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and then interest too

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I should always have 25 bucks

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that seems harder earlier on

fading agate
#

But yeah getting money early on is cruicial

fading agate
#

By ante 2 you'll have an idea of what hands are best to be played

sick garnet
#

oh dang

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by ante 2 im still scrabbling 😭

fading agate
#

Yeah you'd better get some planet cards at first

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Card thinning too early isn't a good idea as it wastes time

sick garnet
#

oh i don't buy like spectral or tarot cards very early on

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like when my econ is better then sure

limpid tree
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because when you do it enough, you'll be able to get the deaths from your own purples to increase your purple seals even more

sick garnet
#

alright

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makes sense

clear fjord
#

gotta question, since the flint is a boss blind that is triggered every hand would matador give me 8 dollars every hand i play during that boss blind or does it not work like that

ornate depot
#

the easiest way for me to remember how the flint works is that it'll always not work exactly when you think it should

sick garnet
#

i got triboulet while doing face card build. This is by far my best run so far lmfao

ornate depot
#

nicely done

sick garnet
#

New PB

cloud saffron
#

Hi guys some people were pissing me off in another server btw tjhis is my first time chatting here

#

I barely even play balatro anymore

ornate depot
#

sounds like a great idea to join the main balatro server then 🙄

bold crag
#

balalo

waxen lantern
waxen lantern
formal aspen
long atlas
formal aspen
long atlas
opaque scroll
long atlas
#

another method i think it’s called kitbashing

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collaging?

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whatever

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just mash and warp a bunch of images together till you get what you like

waxen lantern
formal aspen
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it doesn't even matter if it looks bad.

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if its made by hand its 10 TIMES BETTER.

shell pollen
#

Does anyone have a link to the cloverpit/panik arcade games discord? The one online doesn't work

long atlas
#

“i want my shitty profile pictures MADE BY MAN”

formal aspen
long atlas
waxen lantern
long atlas
#

if you couldn’t tell lol

wary torrent
#

anyway i have invented a new colour

long atlas
waxen lantern
wary torrent
long atlas
eternal trellis
#

Hey y'all! I had a friend download the multiplayer mod for me on my laptop, and I tried to redownload it to get the newest version. Long story short I messed up and just deleted everything and reset from square 1 (all my data in the game is gone too, but thats okay!)

Is there anywhere I can go other than reddit that will help me download the mod again and discuss further? I have questions as well but don't want to ask in the wrong spot

eternal trellis
#

Thank you very much

long atlas
#

ofc best wishes

whole halo
#

hi, can anyone help me i cant find the changelog, trying to downlaod multiplayer mod beta

sly mortar
#

meow

tardy garnet
cosmic tide
#

So my gros Michel died on ante 8 gold stake boss 4 times in a row. 1 in 1296 chance. Each time I had just bought it right before that round.

Pretty sure I'm cursed

tardy garnet
#

oh jesus that sucks

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i know how that feels

cosmic tide
#

I have proof in the form of bitching on this server each time it happened 😆

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And some screenshots of the last two times

tardy garnet
#

atleast it was only gros michel and not cavendish

flint copper
#

It wants to be a cavendish so bad

cosmic tide
tardy garnet
#

i had a cavendish break on ante 8 big blind

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only once not twice

cosmic tide
tardy garnet
#

not for cavendish

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but for other jokers

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i just picked it up on the way

cosmic tide
#

I still don't have my gros Michel sticker now

tardy garnet
#

i got it because i got lucky by finding it on ante 8

umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🌰

cosmic tide
#

But at this point i would rather it happened a 5th time in a row because its just so absurd. Then again, i can't guarantee I'll stumble upon it in the shop prior to the boss blind like has happened each time now

tardy garnet
#

sometimes i never find the jokers i need for C++

cosmic tide
#

I might end up finding it a round or two sooner I mean

tardy garnet
#

like im missing more commons then the legendaries

cosmic tide
tardy garnet
#

i need like 20-30 jokers and then im done

cosmic tide
#

I am missing no legendaries and just 1 rare

tardy garnet
#

i got all the legendaries before a couple commons

cosmic tide
#

I have like 15 commons left

tardy garnet
#

i got a double legendary seed one time containing perkeo and yorick

cosmic tide
#

Nice

tardy garnet
#

it helped out alot

cosmic tide
#

I got a double once too yet still lost 😆

tardy garnet
#

one time i got double legendary during non-perishable and i felt genuine pain

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i had to skip them both which was the pain

cosmic tide
#

Hmm. What do you mean exactly?

tardy garnet
#

i was playing the non-perishable challenge and around ante 5 i found a soul and my joker slots were full so i had to skip

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and in the same shop i found the second one

cosmic tide
#

Oh the challenge

#

I forget what that one is about

tardy garnet
#

i have a screenshot on my PC but i ain't on it right now

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all jokers are enternal

hidden pelican
#

was just casually sitting in ceremonial-dagger and saw in real time a bot send a msg then get banned immediately 💀

tardy garnet
#

yeah i saw that too

glad oriole
#

meow

tardy garnet
#

i felt pain as i clicked the skip button

cosmic tide
#

I had one other crazy event happen before which made me doubt the rng of this game. Sadly I don't recall the exact details, but I played like a flush of lucky cards that were triggered in total like, I dunno, 100 or 200 times or something. And none triggered... Uh... Something. I forget the details. I did the math afterwards and the odds were like 0.4% or something stupid low. I should look it up

tardy garnet
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😔

cosmic tide
#

Call me crazy but lucky card odds never felt right to me anyway

tardy garnet
#

sometimes i hit $20 like 3 times in one hand with multiple luckies or I hit literally nothing when actually needed

cosmic tide
#

Yeah. I would summarise the rng of lucky cards like this: it feels like they trigger in groups

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And my impression is just that that's not how it should work 😅

tardy garnet
#

agreed

cosmic tide
#

I won't speculate cuz I gotta sleep and I'm sure many others have tirelessly scrutinized the probabilities and mechanics etc. Regardless I really sometimes do feel like I've experienced things I should not have in this game. Gros Michel thing definitely one of them

empty rock
tardy garnet
#

yeah i gotta sleep as well but still

cosmic tide
#

Thanks for listening to my rant. Goodnight to you!

autumn shell
river iron
#

i don't think Balatro could run on a tablet with 2gb ram very well

umbral bane
#

Help! I play mobile (a tablet), I was just playing normally til I exited and reopened the game while I'm on a run. It got stuck on "loading cloud" and when I tried to delete and redownload the game, it was no longer available on the appstore (it tells me it's not available on my device). Yet can still play it on my phone (same acc and cloudsave)

flint copper
sturdy fulcrum
sullen spire
#

it took me (ish) coding an ENTIRE website to figure out that naneinfing on ghost deck is REALLY hard KEKsplode

shy moon
glad oriole
#

meow

autumn shell
glad oriole
#

-w-

flint copper
#

Headpats harder

glad oriole
#

w<

somber meteor
#

meow

autumn shell
rich canyon
#

I don’t know if anyone knows this but

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I love watching tv

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So peak

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Know?

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Yknow*

#

:3

somber meteor
#

bro i read your nickname so wrong

rich canyon
#

You speak those foul words to me again and I shall cut you down

#

Spread the gore of your profane form across the stars

somber meteor
#

starts throwing coins up into the sky

ripe herald
#

Can the price go down

#

Like goddamn

boreal coral
#

Listen to this

#

The joker

It goes into your deck, and when played, it becomes the card to its left.

#

That is all

sick garnet
#

guys how do i win on the black deck 😭

#

its so hard

wary torrent
#

pear soup

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jk don't ever do pear soup it SUCKS

flint copper
#

Sounds disgusting

lean perch
sick garnet
#

this deck sucks

wary torrent
#

holy shit

lean perch
wary torrent
#

i mean it was kinda expected but

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wow ok

lean perch
wary torrent
#

i talk mostly in one forum post

flint copper
lean perch
wary torrent
#

chess battle advanced

flint copper
#

I didn’t know they got top surgery

wary torrent
#

op

#

thunk alert

#

hellocalthunk

glad token
#

Greetings fellow gambling addicts. New balatro player here, and I'm pretty sure this game is awesome

somber meteor
flint copper
#

They should add a white deck that does everything that’s not black deck

#

It’s also affected by mods

dapper creek
#

white deck does nothing

#

in cryptid

sick garnet
#

lets gooo i beat the black deck

heady flare
#

d

somber meteor
somber meteor
sick garnet
#

It managed to work

gaunt umbra
#

Anyone down to play some modded 1v1s

ruby lake
#

huh

#

wait

#

there are pvp mods????

digital garnet
#

Is called mutiplayer

ruby lake
#

this?

bold crag
#

good evening everyone

#

It 1 AM

sick garnet
bold crag
dreamy zephyr
#

hii

modern helm
#

hey would i be allowed to ask if there's anyone in wichita that wants to hang out tonight and talk about our problems, i'm finding it extremely hard to cope alone

modern helm
lean perch
modern helm
# lean perch What happened

i got left by my girlfriend because i gave her too many chances and she couldn't handle the stress of the guilt

modern helm
#

@magic finch but she doesn't want us to be together because her parents think i'm just draining money from her

modern helm
#

but isn't that a kinda bullshit reason

lean perch
#

i mean i bet it's really hard espeically if it was 2 years that's a long time

lean perch
modern helm
#

i'm physically disabled and her mother wants us to break up because i can't keep a job due to me being physically disabled

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yeah people here knew we were together tho so i figured to let them know we weren't anymore

lean perch
modern helm
lean perch
modern helm
#

force her to leave me

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like her gramma showed up at the house and wouldn't leave insisting that she goes with her grandma

modern helm
#

yeah and i don't have any local friends in the area

lean perch
#

yeah you are an adult what am i sayign

modern helm
#

i'm trying to learn

lean perch
autumn shell
modern helm
#

but she's letting it happen

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like she's got her own issues she needs help with and that's fine because everybody has their issues

autumn shell
#

If your now ex’s grandmother refused to leave your house you could have alerted the authorities

#

I’m not saying you are wrong for not doing so or anything but that is what I’d do

autumn marlin
#

where should I put something like a cover of the soundtrack I found on youtube? in videos and streams?

modern helm
#

what happened was that yes i cannot keep a job due to a physical disability, and it's been almost a year since i've worked last. Her mother has called me a bum and said i'm ruining her life, but i have pulled her out of suicide spirals multiple times, and helped her discover she is trans.

#

there's literally no good reason this is happening outside of her family saw how stressed out she was getting and tried to step in

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but they assume she's stressed out because of me, not because of the multiple failed chances she never took to take advantage of people wanting to get her help and give her alone time with friends.

autumn shell
#

Yikes. Slightly personal but is her family supportive of her being trans?

modern helm
#

nope

autumn shell
#

That could mean something more messed up than first thought

#

Fuck

#

I’m sorry man

#

Nobody should have to go through this

modern helm
#

i know exactly what it is but because it's her parents and family i don't want to say anything but i think what happened is her family and her friends (the ones who pushed me out and made efforts to separarte us) started telling me to "go back to kc" because i made them "lose faith in humanity"

#

i have nobody to fight for me because she was the only one that would

#

her family thinks she's being abused (she told them that she isn't being abused) and they pull her away and isolate her thinking it's best

#

that's toxic, isn't it?

#

because if your partner already has a set therapy plan to establish further help for their issues and you get paid enough to save for a lawyer, and we were just gonna look for pre paid lawyers to go to court for my disability

#

her family like saw that stuff was about to change and decided to split us up so nothing can be done

flint copper
#

What

#

I’m sorry, if that means anything

modern helm
#

eh it's all good

#

i just hope she sees this eventually because she isn't wanting to log onto discord and talk to me

#

so i hope she sees this

chrome plume
#

Am I in balatro server

exotic forum
#

yoooo there's tea here

chrome plume
#

Real will read later

timber geyser
#

did you guys had a negative joker in the shop same time as Invisible Joker? At least for me the sound effects sounded bit weird

#

or it could be also from the banner being holografic, dunno

fathom plume
#

guys where can i find ppl to play agains in the online balatro mult

somber meteor
#

on the balatro multiplayer server

fathom plume
#

there is one???

#

oh found it

#

thx ❤️

sweet sphinx
#

bro i was struggling 3rd ante with 1 joker then i found a soul card and i got chicot :(

rocky talon
#

How download cryptid to tablet????

ionic hinge
#

Seven remains

cyan wadi
green tendon
opaque scroll
#

should do it

knotty bone
#

Hey, random question, does anyone know when the game platform and suit roles got added? I really like this change to the server, it's expressive and cool.

somber meteor
#

uhh like few months ago idk

knotty bone
#

Huh. They keep appearing as "new" to me, so I assumed it was a few weeks ago or days ago.

#

It must've been last month, honestly. IDK.

flint jasper
#

is there not a balatro app on the macOS app store? only balatro+

bold crag
#

im diamond now

ionic hinge
#

Welcome

strong prairie
signal surge
#

albert

boreal mountain
#

trying too get my first win

bold crag
#

watchin

boreal mountain
dapper crystal
#

<@&1133519078540185692>

celest nebula
#

Yo is anyone here from the uk or nah 😭😭

opaque scroll
celest nebula
opaque scroll
#

lalalalalaaaa

white rapids
#

-server at peace
-bot joins
-bot sends link to "hangout" server
-bot gets disintegrated
-peace restored

somber meteor
#

truth

wary torrent
#

somehow this server gets less spam bots than random chants of sennaar emoji pack servers with 30 members

cyan wadi
somber meteor
#

bro like 5 bots past 10 minutes

lavish charm
#

100% no jailbreak

glad oriole
#

wow it worked i got perkeo irl and he duped earth

knotty bone
#

Damn, the honeypot didn't catch a bot?

#

Missed out on that.

burnt thistle
#

🎉

fringe fox
#

hmmmm... i wonder if this is the balatro discord server

wary torrent
fringe fox
#

thanks

wary torrent
fringe fox
#

invalid invite

dapper crystal
oblique isle
outer cairn
chrome glade
#

I scam people for money online

#

w/ interest

outer cairn
chrome glade
outer cairn
pale haven
#

Hi

outer cairn
pale haven
#

Bro, u just offended me

#

Report plis

outer cairn
pale haven
#

Give me ideas for new jokers

#

I got bored of mime and baron

outer cairn
sharp cliff
pale haven
outer cairn
sharp cliff
#

also this guy seems like underage discord user

outer cairn
outer cairn
opaque scroll
outer cairn
glad oriole
opaque scroll
opaque scroll
outer cairn
opaque scroll
#

okay

oblique isle
bitter steeple
#

If falling for a scam is your power, what are you without it?

outer cairn
modern helm
#

I've decided to admit myself into comcare despite feeling forced to do ao