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stoic lagoon
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Really?

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Huh.

stoic lagoon
rocky forum
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ওওও

sharp compass
stoic lagoon
blissful stone
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Wagwan

deft jasper
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banana

hardy ruin
stoic lagoon
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HOWEVER.. what if he rotated around the x axis instead of the y axis

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Or would it be the z axis?

limber cloak
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balatro_B alls

stoic lagoon
limber cloak
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balatro_B alls

stoic lagoon
limber cloak
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YEAHHH

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i was talking to my partner about a run they had on balatro where they had a bunch of 8 cards and they said "i just wish i got the 8 balls joker" and i just went "that is the worst joker babe no"

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in my personal opinion anyways

stoic lagoon
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Oops, all 8s

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3 tarot cards with every hand

limber cloak
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lmao yeah

wise mountain
limber cloak
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also shop one bloodstone gives me an anerusym cuz i always get baited and think "oh this is gonna be great" and then it gives me maybe 1 hit a round

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and i die ante 2 because i couldnt find another joker to use

stoic lagoon
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Obelisk gives me major aneurysms

limber cloak
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i dont even use obelisk im ngl

wise mountain
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Same

limber cloak
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im not skilled enough to use it properly

wise mountain
stoic lagoon
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It's hard to use it when every hand becomes the most used hand

limber cloak
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yeahhh

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i mean if its like ante 6 and you start veering towards another build then sure???

wise mountain
stoic lagoon
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At that point, I'd rather spam polychrome stone cards

stoic lagoon
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We will not diss half joker in this house

limber cloak
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or if youve got dna so then high card will always be ur most played card

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or something

limber cloak
stoic lagoon
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Half joker is the goat

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Slap him with Chad and Card sharp

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Oh my

limber cloak
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LITERALLY

wise mountain
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Goated half joker

stoic lagoon
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I wonder about double joker

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5 cards (or more?)

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🤔

limber cloak
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it could be interesting if it was la card that scales each time u play a hand that plays 5 cards

stoic lagoon
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I wanna play 6 cards 😳

limber cloak
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:0

stoic lagoon
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[BANNED BANDIT]

limber cloak
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no, you have commited blasphemy, so you will BURN!!!!!

stoic lagoon
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I cannot burn

For
I

S P E E N

limber cloak
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bros in spain without the a

stoic lagoon
limber cloak
stoic lagoon
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I lived

sharp compass
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Why did i get pinged here

sharp compass
stoic lagoon
limber cloak
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i do find it rather funny when i play poker night at the inventyory and strong bad says he got a flush house one time and i just immediately think of balatro

stoic lagoon
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Legit just saw a short about that

limber cloak
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lmao

stoic lagoon
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Dang gubmint

spice merlin
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she hang on my chad til I jimbo

stoic lagoon
tiny blaze
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does anyone have tips for beating red deck

jaunty rose
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Hi guys

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Guys 🥺

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😭

hardy ruin
hardy ruin
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they're really good if your new

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or if your struggling

austere python
hardy ruin
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sometimes

vast pivot
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What’s you guys favorite joker? I personally really like the ancient joker. However, I don’t really understand why it’s designed like that the same way I understand the lore banana.

balmy rover
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spare trousers

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the scaling's just perfect and two pair is a fun hand to play

pallid sapphire
balmy rover
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coolest joker is perkeo but i haven't got a game where perkeo pops off unfortunately

austere python
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cook

balmy rover
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it can cook early while still having a good transition to later which is highly appreciated

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idk

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maybe im being irrational

austere python
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i feel like it only does stuff like ante 1-2

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if you wanna do stuff with it after that youll have to build into 10's which is like cringe

balmy rover
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fair

austere python
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unironically gros michel is always a pickup

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just let it die and suddenly you have a chance to just win instantly

balmy rover
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real

sand sorrel
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would anybody like to hear a knock knock joke?

onyx fiber
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go ahead

sand sorrel
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knock knock!

proud cedar
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Hi guys

onyx fiber
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who's there?

sand sorrel
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look inside!

ornate depot
sand sorrel
proud cedar
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Im kinda new to the game what are the easier decks for gold stake other than Abandoned?

ornate depot
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that's a certified pog baron pog moment

untold cove
ornate depot
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checkered

olive tapir
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Hello

dawn coral
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thinking about one time i was showing someone the game, when the plant showed up i was talking about how i was glad i didn't have a face build active when it showed up, but then literally every single face card i had was drawn upon starting the blind

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having a starting hand of nothing but face cards for plant actually made me almost die of laughter

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was running a hack based build anyways so it was just a minor inconvenience

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that was also the same run that decided i get two soul cards so that run was kinda silly

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canio and trib in the order i got them in case anyone was wondering

tulip radish
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@void cloak

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I was there just chilling I was playing werewolves online in calculas lecture

void cloak
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hahaha yeah

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i was forced to study a lot

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i didnt like that

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i like chilling

tulip radish
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I was chilling because I knew I wouldn't go any further

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Schedule collides

void cloak
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yeah then its understandable

tulip radish
void cloak
tulip radish
void cloak
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why does it help?

tulip radish
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Because you can look at game code

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Especially MODS

void cloak
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ohh yeah

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true

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idk how to do that or read it properly

tulip radish
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I will go to sleep now , wanna add friend?

void cloak
tulip radish
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It is 3.15am here.I can't let insomnia eat me any further

void cloak
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its 9pm here

tulip radish
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I see

scenic cliff
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Don quixote

verbal bison
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Oh

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Sss

dense berry
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i played balatro for 3h and 45 minutes today

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i THINK i'm liking it

long atlas
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guys guys joke of the day

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what do you call a short man who can’t see

abstract furnace
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😂

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😂

rigid night
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Thanks for the free red seal on 2-5

long atlas
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bring your wee next time why don’t ya

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maybe a fib too

scenic cliff
long atlas
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wait wait let me guess

scenic cliff
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aight

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go ahead

long atlas
scenic cliff
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nope, try again

long atlas
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aw gee

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uhh

scenic cliff
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Nope

long atlas
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nope ?

scenic cliff
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Big blind

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Just a bit of an afternoon fun

long atlas
scenic cliff
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Yupp

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Props to your joke i just stole it and made the guy bigger

long atlas
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big guy

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like spongebob big guy pants okay

ornate depot
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jimbo joker cards okay

flint sundial
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Hi guys i love balatro i love it

sharp compass
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Makes sense

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Why do you love it

wary torrent
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walatro

flint sundial
# sharp compass Why do you love it

I, in general, love roguelikes. ive got 500+ achievements on issac, and balatro is just a good game for me because high numbers activate dopamine receptors

sharp compass
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I like Balatro because it's,
Uh,
I just like it..?
It's the only game alongside bejeweled and other games that I actually enjoy

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I'm not sure why exactly
Maybe because it's a strategy game
Maybe the concept is interesting
Maybe because seeing numbers go up is satisfying

tacit jackal
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what should I have brainstorm copy for a flush five build, trib or sock and buskin?

dark tiger
stoic lagoon
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The Bandit is now awake, prepare to have your chips stolen

dense berry
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do i buy Balatro for my Laptop?

dense berry
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But i have money to buy it

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so, yes or no?

haughty cedar
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dead game smh

solemn elm
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itll be hell in here when 1.1 comes out

wary torrent
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chess battle advanced

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i'm in like 50 servers and half of them are dead

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and half of the alive half are crumbling

tepid radish
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Why is Kirby's inhale sound in smash ultimate such shit

gloomy herald
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The plant shivers when Chicot loses his temper

warped sphinx
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he is stoic and emotionless

gloomy herald
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Because everyone knows that he’s the goat

warped sphinx
gloomy herald
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Yuh uh

boreal niche
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1MR92GVN

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This seed contains natural negative idol and a ton of ways to make money and get deckfixing

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i challenge this chat to, on gold stake, get idol fully online in 8 antes

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good luck

primal slate
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wut does cryptid mod do

wary torrent
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makes things more jolly

modest berry
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Hi everyone

stoic lagoon
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Suh' d00d

gloomy herald
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I just ate half a block of cream cheese I hope my mom doesn’t find out

warped moth
upper solstice
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Ew

umbral hazel
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I'm jonkling it 🏺

stoic lagoon
wise mountain
stoic lagoon
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🍌

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Saucy banana

signal stratus
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Is there anything else that does anything when it's discarded or is it just purple seals

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Just remembered trading card

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What else

flint copper
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Ramen

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But antisynergetically

signal stratus
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Is that it?

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Reason I'm asking is I'm thinking of a joker called dawn that retriggers discard effects of first discard of round

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Don't want to make that suggestion if it's not even worth it

flint copper
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Do it

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There are way worse modded Jokers, and you can always add more synergies

dark drum
signal stratus
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?

signal stratus
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And your response tells me that it's not worth it even doing so

cerulean lotus
flint copper
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Thunk doesn’t really add suggestions to the game

cerulean lotus
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Mail in rebate

signal stratus
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Just for fun?

cerulean lotus
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Theres also good discard based effects in various mods.

flint copper
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For Jokers, it seems like it…?

cerulean lotus
flint copper
signal stratus
flint copper
signal stratus
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Ah screw it, I'm gonna make it anyway

flint copper
signal stratus
flint copper
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I have faith in you

signal stratus
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I don't know how to code

flint copper
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Ask for help

signal stratus
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If anyone wants to use this idea that's fine by me

flint copper
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If someone’s passionate enough, they might help you make it

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But I imagine it would help your chances if you had art to go off

flint copper
signal stratus
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The joker?

flint copper
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Ye

signal stratus
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Dawn

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Opposite of dusk

flint copper
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That exists in most mods as “retrigger first hand played”

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This seems more like a Mime variant to me

signal stratus
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I told you I'm not going to make this a mod

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If someone wants to use it they can

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It ain't coming from me

flint copper
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They both combo with Jokers for niche scenarios

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Oh

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Okay

cerulean lotus
stoic lagoon
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Mistress mime 😳

flint copper
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I envisioned a Pratfall

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Because we’re tossing stuff away

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But we do need more Mimes

proper trench
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Balatro? more like uhh Buhlatro

stoic lagoon
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Guhlatro was RIGHT there

worldly jolt
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which deck do i use yellow or ghost or the 26 spades and hearts

flint copper
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Ghost

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Because it’s cool

worldly jolt
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im new soo idk how to use the hex thing

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like i get a good joker

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i sell other commons

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but by the time i get a good jokers others are also rares

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so it feels bad giving away dna or hologram which i dont need just for a scaling + multiplying joker

lost vector
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Keep rerolling seeds until you have like 15-20 of the suits you need

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Then just use tarot cards

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And Booster packs

lost vector
worldly jolt
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i got a legendary seed

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81KA99ED

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got brainstorm blueprint holo obelisk and constellation first 3 antes almost

restive flint
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Very nice!

lofty barn
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Does anyone know how to create mods with playing cards, starting with just an image of all 52 poker cards, and design them so they look good in the game and everything?

stiff veldt
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I just won gold stake and my banana went extinct and i didnt get the gold sticker on the banana and didnt get the achievment completionist+ 😭😭😭

rapid pond
umbral hazel
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I'm jonkling it 🦒

blissful geode
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hello

proud cedar
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Yo wsg guys I just got a steam guard code that was only numbers

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How rare is that

hard otter
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anyone know what the record is for highest hand level by ante 8? I have space man, 2 brainstorms, and 2 oops all 6's rn

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lvl 89 pair after beating the ante 8 boss

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lvl 184 by the time i lost

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I got so unlucky; had a negative tag, and was offered a blueprint in the next shop, but the seance came first and took the negative

cerulean lotus
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After that I stop caring about levels and would usually sell the planet cards.

hybrid gyro
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Should I get Balatro on Steam or Switch?

placid turret
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yello

hard otter
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i say as someone that doesnt own a switch and knows nothing about how balatro plays on it

solemn elm
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i have steam, mobile and switch
steam is definitely better than switch

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but if you can get it on mobile id get it on that first as you probably pretty much always have your phone with you

ornate depot
hybrid gyro
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aren't steam and switch 2 one in the same?

solemn elm
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steam has achievements, save file editing, modding, etc

hybrid gyro
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So?

flint sundial
solemn elm
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base game content wise sure, but thats not all that goes into it

hybrid gyro
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What is this? The 2000s? Alright Console Warriors

strange gale
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?

tulip fulcrum
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guys i'm on a run and i get eternal photo and eternal rental bloodstone, what should i do it's still ante 1

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what should i get*

ripe wraith
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Idk why you'd even consider rental bloodstone at ante 1 unless you're playing checkered. you'll be getting findommed by a card you haven't had time to deckbuild for

past blaze
glad oriole
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nobody going to war youll be okay

hybrid gyro
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I'm not antagonizing, they're the same game

glad oriole
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they sure are

hybrid gyro
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But Steam gives you bigger discounts. Somehow

glad oriole
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kinda difficult to mod the game on anytging but pc though

hybrid gyro
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What about the homebrew gba port?

ember crown
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What is everyone’s most under rated joker in you guys’ opinions

glad oriole
hybrid gyro
glad oriole
glad oriole
ember crown
glad oriole
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:3

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tarot gen good

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even if its chance based

ember crown
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I guess

glad oriole
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8ball also insists on itself

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more tarots = more deckfixing = more 8s = more tarots

flat oxide
glad oriole
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meow :3

flat oxide
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miao

past blaze
hybrid gyro
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Ping me as soon as the steam spring sale drops

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I gotta have this alongside Slay the Spire

glad oriole
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dude just pay attention yourself

hybrid gyro
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I just put down fighting games to deal me some hands man

glad oriole
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what

hybrid gyro
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An equally addictive genre

glad oriole
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i dont understand what youre saying

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and why its relevant

hybrid gyro
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I dropped fighting games to sink my teeth into rougelikes/lites like Balatro

glad oriole
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good for you ?

hybrid gyro
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But here me out once more...
UNO DLC

glad oriole
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for???

hybrid gyro
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Balatro X UNO 😙🤌

glad oriole
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i feel like that wpuldnt really fit balatro very well

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uno plays way differently

hybrid gyro
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A reverse joker

glad oriole
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plus theres probably a mod for that

hybrid gyro
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Really!?

glad oriole
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idk dude

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go look for yourself

hybrid gyro
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I got an even crazier idea. Balatro setups in friggin Vegas!

flat oxide
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What even is this discussion

glad oriole
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he doesnt need more money and doesnt do it for the money either

hybrid gyro
glad oriole
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no idea what youre talking about

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uno isnt balatro

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it is wildly different

hybrid gyro
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And Balatro isn't Uno

glad oriole
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no shit i just said that

hybrid gyro
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Draw 2

glad oriole
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??

quiet oar
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Hi guys

ember crown
echo berry
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hey guys im just messing around with debug mode and idk, im kinda new (i have only beat the game 2 times) and im feeling guilty that i might unlock things that i should unlock with real progression
also the chip/mult adders dont work

haughty grail
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Chat I cant get past orange chip

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I die at ante 5 I keep getting straight ass in the shop

sullen peak
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anyone have an ifea if there’s an infinite version of balatrodle anywhere

cold idol
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money solves balatro

long atlas
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money solves all not just balatro

glad oriole
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money dont solve these hands

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put up ya dukes busta

cedar lark
long atlas
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you don’t need money to be happy

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you need money for food

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and food makes you happy

solemn elm
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you cant really remove money from the equation without removing yourself from society or being entirely self sufficient

long atlas
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move to the woods

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you can be happy in the woods

solemn elm
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i can be happy in society

long atlas
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and you literally just said that i can’t read

solemn elm
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just not in this one

glad oriole
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0 days without nonsense

long atlas
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“we live… in a society…”

glad oriole
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i dunno about you but living in the woods would be pretty stressful

long atlas
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bears are scary

glad oriole
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i dont wanna worry about killinh animals to sustain myself every single day

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or foraging

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all things considered society is pretty rad

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even with its bad parts

long atlas
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oh wait you know where i would want to live

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wii sports resort island

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only thing missing is a restaurant because it is literally just sports (arenas?) and residence nothing else

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would balatro be a good game to live 🤔

solemn elm
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being vegan and self sustaining also sucks

cedar lark
long atlas
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dude my fiance is celiac right

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and she eats this weird vegan shrimp because it’s the only one we could find without wheat

glad oriole
long atlas
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and don’t ask my how vegan shrimp is thing i have no clue

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but it’s bomb

glad oriole
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nothing but cards, non defined spaces

long atlas
glad oriole
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i unno

compact stump
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chat so blue

neon valley
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Why so blue

solemn elm
solar violet
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Wasap femboys

glad oriole
solar violet
glad oriole
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meow meow

solar violet
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Waos are you a real femboy??

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Give me an autograph

glad oriole
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yes i am real

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beep boop

raven ice
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ok

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so

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theres a lot of people who like flotch from aot

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me personaly

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i frickin hate him

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more than i hate gabi

long atlas
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top tier vegan protein i can say

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because beans suck ass personally

solemn elm
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i agree

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texture is horrible

long atlas
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ikr

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i’d die if i were vegan because protein is hard to get i’ve heard

feral basin
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Beans are great but tofu is even better

solemn elm
junior mural
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i just won gold stake with 4 scaling jokers lmao

long atlas
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i have a vegan friend or two who have mentioned how there’s not a bunch of vegan options at the store

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tbf the grocery store near us is ass so maybe if they drive father they’ll find somethin good

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locational bias

rigid night
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Trying Orange Stake Erratic Deck and have ten fives. PLEASE give me Hackonacci

solemn elm
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but tofu is usually in most places in some form

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a block of tofu is very versatile

long atlas
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correct

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tofu stir fry slaps

solemn elm
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I live in the city so i have a lot of options

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but i would be just fine with tofu blocks

long atlas
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i could go for some rn

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actually imma pull some out what should i make of it

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balacord decides my meal tonight

cyan wadi
long atlas
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damn you’re too late

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i ran out this morning

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i can eat my blue whale if you want

cyan wadi
long atlas
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ooh okay poll time

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nvm i cant post polls

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uhh whale or elephant for dinner

steel tangle
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What part?

long atlas
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all

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whale more filling, elephant taste better

steel tangle
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Whale cause im not eating the elephant tusks

long atlas
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well obv you spit out the tusks duh

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who’d eat the tusks 🙄

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you use em as toothpicks after

steel tangle
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What is your height

long atlas
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don’t they teach you this in elephant eating school

long atlas
steel tangle
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How

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Can you pickup

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Elephant tusks as toothpicks

long atlas
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telekinesis

cyan wadi
long atlas
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you’re telling me you didn’t know to use elephant tusks as toothpicks

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they’re literally perfect toothpick size

steel tangle
cyan wadi
steel tangle
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But the tusks will?!

long atlas
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so you’d get a lot of phosphorus and calcium

long atlas
steel tangle
long atlas
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you use them as toothpicks

steel tangle
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Where do you get the calcium
From then

long atlas
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get a tuition

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best money i done ever spent

steel tangle
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Going to elephant College right now

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can’t believe ive been missing out

long atlas
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address me university is where i went

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amu for life 🔥

steel tangle
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Sounds like just the place

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For learing how to eat elephants

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Learning…

rigid night
long atlas
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their leg strength/dexterity combined with body mass leads them to not be able to jump

steel tangle
steel tangle
long atlas
rigid night
steel tangle
long atlas
steel tangle
long atlas
steel tangle
long atlas
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real talk elephant hunting is bad like they’re hunted to near extinction for their tusks

steel tangle
long atlas
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meat 😋

rigid night
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Orange Stake Erratic Deck with ten fives and a total of 8 face cards. Do I commit to the Eternal RTB in shop 1?

steel tangle
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okay in that case i suppose elephants would be the better option for consumption

long atlas
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well you can eat whales too

steel tangle
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I learned how to eat whales in highschool

long atlas
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you can get more bang for you buck

steel tangle
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its too dangerous though they explode sometimes

long atlas
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true

feral basin
long atlas
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gas buildup or sum

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don’t microwave them

rigid night
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Especially around Oregon highway workers

steel tangle
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not fun, nottt fun.

long atlas
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mmm i love whale guts exploding on me

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best part of the meal

rigid night
steel tangle
rigid night
steel tangle
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we arent joking though... 🤑

steel tangle
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they go flying out at you

long atlas
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that’s why you take em off first and save em for later

steel tangle
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my bad, i forgot you learned all this stuff in collage

long atlas
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i’m a pro elephant eater ama

rigid night
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I'm telling you. Best whale is at Joker's Deli

long atlas
steel tangle
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that one doesnt explode

long atlas
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i’ve had suspicions about it ever since the mass recall

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always tastes

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fishy

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to me

rigid night
steel tangle
long atlas
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get it because it’s a fish

long atlas
steel tangle
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probably

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i have no proof of that

long atlas
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no they are

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live birth
milk

stoic lagoon
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Whiddies

rigid night
long atlas
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dolphins are mammals too

stoic lagoon
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We do not speak of those heathens

steel tangle
long atlas
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wheiner

stoic lagoon
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Hah

steel tangle
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thats enough balatro server today

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wass

long atlas
#

but you don’t wanna talk about whale genitals and eating elephants

#

what’s wrong with that

#

average balacord convo:

rigid night
#

Imagine Thunk walking in here like mr_bones

stoic lagoon
#

I can feel the disappointment from here

long atlas
#

thunk i SWEAR there’s context

#

i still need dinner suggestions, preferably with tofu because i crave tofu

stoic lagoon
#

I just got here and added fuel to the fire

stoic lagoon
long atlas
#

thinking stir fry or ramen

rigid night
stoic lagoon
long atlas
stoic lagoon
#

Mmmh.. desert

rigid night
#

You both pass

long atlas
#

stir fry it is

#

oh i will always pass.

#

i always remember.

#

horse meat 🤤

#

there we go

stoic lagoon
rigid night
stoic lagoon
#

I accidentally did an unfriend after mindlessly clearing out my list

#

Yippee

wary torrent
#

POKE ALL TOADS RELEASING MARCH 20

#

RAAAAAHHHHHH

rigid night
#

My car broke down. Looks like my bus is Route 210-A

stable fox
#

i always get full houses

#

lol

stoic lagoon
#

What kind of Chess Battle is it?

wary torrent
#

the advanced kind

stoic lagoon
#

Mmm

#

Chess Battle Advanced

[Balatro Theme]

wary torrent
#

ride the bus more like ride the hess

stoic lagoon
#

Ride the bus?

More like

#

Half Joker

obtuse snow
#

why is your profile so edgy

#

"why the fuck are you reading my bio, make a note and move on" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

#

how bro felt when they wrote that

#

🦁

stoic lagoon
#

My brother (or sister) in rust

#

I do not care

#

It is a funny observation you made, yes

#

||I'm surprised by the audacity of someone that's a they/them, being criticized by someone that can't pick a fucking lane||

#

I'll take a 24H
-72H mute for this one

remote ravine
#

got a dude with his star sign in his bio fussing up about pronouns 🗣️🔥

scenic cliff
#

chill out bru this is a public server, you had the upper hand for them pestering you for no apparent reason but now you just turned this into some weird gender argument

stoic lagoon
#

Yeah, you're right

#

I apologize

#

That's on me because I haven't slept in 72 hours. No excuse, but yeah.

umbral hamlet
#

guys do you know how i can transfer this account from my computer to my phone so i can share this account on two devices

stoic lagoon
umbral hamlet
#

i,ll go check that now

#

thanks

stoic lagoon
#

No problem

obtuse snow
stoic lagoon
#

Ah, I'm over it

stoic lagoon
# obtuse snow ?

I apologize for the previous remark. You were kinda funny, ngl

obtuse snow
#

that doesnt mean u should make such a comment

#

im not mad, but you could upset someone else with that

#

just keep that in mind next time

stoic lagoon
#

I know, I know. It was stupid

obtuse snow
#

anyways, my tummy hurts

stoic lagoon
#

You got pepto?

#

Or at the very least, ginger ale?

obtuse snow
#

nope, i did take some stomach medicine tho

#

im gonna prolly get some fresh air from my window

stoic lagoon
#

Hopefully that'll help

obtuse snow
#

thankies

stoic lagoon
#

I've been soaked in waste water for the last 24 hours, so I'm gonna get super powers

obtuse snow
#

i have to be up in like 7 hrs omg bruh

#

oh wow

#

get some rest if you can, bandit

stoic lagoon
#

Hah, rest isn't in the cards for me

#

Got another 24 hour shift

#

This be why me cranky, no more caffeine to soothe me

#

Then I gotta fight the upcoming storm on top of that to keep the machines operating smoothly

obtuse snow
#

man :( that sucks, im so sorry

stoic lagoon
#

Ah, that's karma for me being a butt

#

The icing on top is that the temps are gonna drop down to 35°F during the storm.

The levels of suck are so high, we've gone right back around to being stoked

modern sleet
#

can yall recomend me any roguelikes that arent balatro or mewgenics?

stoic lagoon
gloomy herald
#

Gee, I hope my Chicot turns foil!

stoic lagoon
thin glen
flint sundial
autumn shell
twin lion
glad oriole
#

(neither are solo but im pretty sure edmund plays the biggest role or something)

wary torrent
#

ball pit

smoky hatch
#

hi guys

visual basin
#

liquidation

flint copper
#

Undertale and Balatro had different people produce their art/music

proper trench
#

@kind patrol wth are you doing here

umbral lintel
#

I just accidentally let my dagger kill my perkeo

#

I’m so unhappy

#

Hey at least we have +20 mult now

flint copper
#

@ blacephalonn doomed yaoi

feral basin
glad oriole
#

my first tboi game was afterbirth+ unfortunately

#

worst dlc ever it added delirium and greedier

feral basin
#

Greed mode is annoyoning

#

Epecially after they patched lot of the fun breaks

#

Ill never get over jacob and esau tho

#

Worst thing in the game by far

glad oriole
#

maaybe

#

they are cool in concept though

#

jist a little unfun in practice

feral basin
#

The tainted esau is cool but the default is actual... Nvm

glad oriole
#

yaa

warm jetty
#

My Little Pony by Fried By Fluoride
I want at least one person’s opinion to tell me how this song is because I like it

feral basin
cunning hemlock
#

Ough

frail ibex
#

Hello

sharp compass
#

Steel cards look more like silver than steel

shy lichen
#

20 doesn’t seem any different than 19

rotund aspen
#

LocalThunk knows

inland kindle
#

wakey wakey

empty rock
#

i think i play this game too much im having dreams about it

vast raft
rotund aspen
#

Do yall know anyone on yt who makes good mlb commentary videos? I watch the live casts sometimes but they try to be impartial and I wanna get a better idea of the drama and the players' performance, as someone who isn't familiar with most of the creators before MLB

tawny pasture
#

if youre looking for drama there is none. theyre all friends.

rotund aspen
#

Not that kind :) Drama like big upsets or unexpected losses

#

There's no elo and I don't know what the seeds even are so it's hard to be excited for any match

tawny pasture
#

its friendlies, there is no elo. Seeds are random.

#

mlb isnt ranked mp

rotund aspen
#

It sounds then like MLB's not the type of tournament to have commentators like that making recaps, like you'd see for chess or other competitive games

#

That's a shame, thanks for the help

tawny pasture
#

its creators playing mp against each other for charity, and the other creators not playing cast the POVs.

umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🦤

sharp compass
#

I found a cat called Jimbo

#

Oh looks like somebody used the soul and got Murphy

#

-# get it, because he has the legendary role

solemn elm
#

this server reaches 170k members not too long ago

#

it's gonna be so chaotic when 1.1 drops lmao

long atlas
#

i’m backing tf out of here when 1.1 drops

solemn elm
#

being a mod when 1.1 is announced / releases will be a bit insane

long atlas
#

too much for me plus i don’t wanna get spoiled

#

true thunks gonna need all the help he can get moderating

solemn elm
#

if thunk does another round of trial mods before 1.1 comes out ill probably offer my help

sharp compass
#

Activity is gonna go "earn an extra 1$ of interest for each 5$ you have at end of round"
-# ||(to the moon)||

tiny blaze
#

any tips for green stake?

rigid night
rigid night
# tiny blaze any tips for green stake?

Get early econ online and be more aggressive. Deckfixing is your friend. I won Orange Stake Erratic Deck last night and was fortunate enough to find an early Perkeo to use as a Death printer after I used Aura to make an ace holo. I also used it on Planet X once half my deck was aces.

#

It was a 5oak spam run

tiny blaze
rigid night
tiny blaze
#

already doing well i have to the moon and fortune teller

rigid night
#

I think the order of red and green stakes should be swapped because that extra $3 per ante adds up when you factor in interest

lethal kelp
#

Got 8 inches of snow overnight, expected to get another foot or more in the next 24 hours

Last 2 hours spent shoveling, didn’t even get all of it

Have to go out at least 2 or 3 more times today, not to mention it’ll be worse tomorrow

Fuck everything

rigid night
lethal kelp
placid turret
#

yooo jimbcord

rigid night
placid turret
#

balatrojoker indeed!

gloomy fog
fathom copper
#

how far can a run go without xmult jokers

rigid night
#

I'd still love to see a Thunk and Doc multiplayer match

wary torrent
#

poke all toads in 4 days

junior cobalt
fathom copper
#

what about no xmults at all

whole kiln
#

yo when is the update coming out

lilac bloom
#

Sorrry wrong server

solemn elm
#

it's done when it's done, it's out when it's out

long atlas
#

although it could be in the 20000’s, so don’t hold your breath

wary torrent
#

poke all toads in 4 days

raw matrix
#

Moist cuticle

half dune
#

Mambo

brittle lava
#

Hey guys, is there a way to start the tutorial again?

placid turret
#

horse walks in

proud cedar
brittle lava
long atlas
#

i dunno if file editing does anything, i don’t do such things

gloomy wedge
#

what the hell is the point of stone cards

long atlas
#

usually for blocking/deckfixing

#

ex: if you have and idol and a deck of king of hearts and a single king of spades, you’d likely stone the king of spades when the tower is available if something like death or hanged man isn’t around to get idol online faster

scenic cliff
# gloomy wedge what the hell is the point of stone cards

Chips are an essential part of scoring, if you're playing low ranking hands you can use stone cards to get additional chips instead of digging for a chips joker, it functions for blocking ranks and suits for specific jokers (like ancient joker), it's also useful for jokers like Vampire and driver's license

stable fox
#

is there such things as 5 of a kind or sum

wary torrent
#

funny you say that

rigid night
woeful condor
wary torrent
#

there's only like

#

3

naive berry
#

guys I had 3 lucky cards for 3 of a kind and each of them hit for +20 mult and +$20 how rare is thag

wary torrent
#

it's not that much

#

uhhhh

#

5552020*20

naive berry
#

I didn't have that oops all 6s

#

no

wary torrent
#

no

#

die

naive berry
#

this guy gets it

wary torrent
#

THY END IS NOW-

fallen iron
#

<@&1133519078540185692> kill

twin prairie
#

byebye

stable fox
#

i dont know a lotta stuff

naive berry
stable fox
naive berry
#

alr have fun

#

and if you get a Royal flush, discard it immediately

#

:3

stable fox
#

oki

calm shuttle
#

i just had a realization

#

when you sell cards, are they sent to another player’s shop

#

is that how the Balatro economy works?

solemn elm
#

no

hushed palm
#

It is now

solemn elm
#

nah i said so

stable fox
cloud rain
#

lalalala balatro is so fun

warm jetty
#

Tsundere

warm jetty
#

Balatro

gloomy fog
#

Balallalaallaallaallaallaalalalalalalaltro

tropic mason
warm jetty
#

Batro

tropic mason
warm jetty
#

The big Latro

jade drift
#

argh tornado warning

stoic lagoon
#

You too?

#

Yippee inclement weather

jade drift
#

it’s coming straight towards me 💔🥀

stoic lagoon
#

Parry that mf

worldly canyon
#

Baymaxtro

dusky reef
#

i really like balatro

reef knot
#

me too

#

xd

#

im looking for friends that like balatro

#

bikoz

#

im estudying english

#

i need to practice my english

#

somebody can help me?

#

im a poor soul

stray vault
#

Practice your English here

next spoke
placid turret
#

test

#

LMAO EVEN HERE

hasty phoenix
#

Soul

#

Test

zealous parrot
#

I'll do you one even better, we can speak Indonesian 😎👌

reef knot
#

Because in Spanish you say "Pobre alma" The literal translation is poor soul

#

XD

#

It means

#

I need help

#

Or something like that xd

next spoke
#

Are you a legendary rarity?

reef knot
#

Yes, I am

#

Hey @next spoke

#

How many years do you have?

prime torrent
#

@everyone

next spoke
stoic lagoon
reef knot
#

Did you understand my question?

stray vault
reef knot
stray vault
#

How many years do you have sounds like "when will you die"

reef knot
#

In Spanish I can say "cuántos años tienes?"

stray vault
#

Kinda

reef knot
#

It's a literal translate

#

It means how old are you

#

XDDDD

stray vault
#

Ok

reef knot
#

Yeah hahaha

stray vault
#

I just kinda guess it

#

But if not for your question i would have translated your question to "how many years you have left"

#

Lmao

reef knot
#

In Spanish the age is something that you have. You can Count your age in years

stray vault
#

Ic

#

I mean that also applies to English

#

Like i can say im 24 years old

#

My language doesnt have singular or plural form xD

#

We identify the number by collectives

reef knot
#

I see. But it was a joke

#

I know that I have to say "how old are you" xd

next spoke
#

It’s the literal translation

stoic lagoon
#

Chimken nunget

reef knot
#

Do you speak Spanish?

#

Or no?

stoic lagoon
#

Sé un poco de español, aprendí lo básico en una fábrica en algún lugar de Texas.

#

My subjugation may be rusty

reef knot
#

Tu español

#

Lo que escribiste está bien

#

It's good

#

I think spanish is More difficult than English

stoic lagoon
#

I learned enough to banter with the hombrés and to order food, liquor, and parts

reef knot
#

And I'm a native Spanish speaker, haha

stoic lagoon
#

I just realized I can order food and liquor in like 6 languages

next spoke
reef knot
reef knot
#

If you help me

#

With my English

#

Please!

stoic lagoon
#

Wholesome symbiosis

reef knot
#

Hahaha*

#

Sorry, in Spanish we laughed with J

#

XD

long perch
#

This joker is a new yellow and not on the new banana

#

I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF I THOUGHT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF PING FOR A SEC

stoic lagoon
#

Pfft

reef knot
#

The subject "It"

#

Doesn't exist in Spanish

#

Did you know that?

#

In Spanish we almost always omit subjects

#

I can say

"duermo" and it's the same that "yo duermo"

#

And it means "I sleep"

#

xd

stoic lagoon
reef knot
#

HAHAHA

stoic lagoon
#

Did you know Russians laugh with x?

#

"Xaxa"

brittle oasis
#

555

stoic lagoon
#

Here's how Germans laugh

". . ."

||They don't laugh, it's inefficient||

brittle oasis
#

Koreans laugh with kkkkkkk because uh

#

Idk

#

They just do

#

Or hhhhhhhh

stoic lagoon
#

Makin' pleghm noises over there

brittle oasis
#

Yea lol

#

And in spanish I think it's jajajaja because J in spanish makes a H sound

stoic lagoon
#

Yeh

#

Now I'm thinking of Birria tacos

#

Mmmh.. tacos

#

Also, do not mix monster with gfuel

#

It just makes foam

stray vault
#

Japans laugh with wwwwwww

stoic lagoon
#

New joker ^

limpid tree
#

flowerpot 2

mortal iris
#

a

tacit oracle
#

Yo

stoic lagoon
sacred flume
#

green deck is so fire. i love resetting every time i can't turn 1 clear the first small blind

stoic lagoon
#

Me too

#

It's so enriching

sacred flume
#

balatro equivalent of holding down R until you get a quality 4 start in tboi rebirth

stoic lagoon
#

Savescumming in Fallout 4 to roll legendaries just to get one-tapped because it's survival

fleet knot
#

@nova shore got hacked

#

the classic mrbeast scam thingy

raven ice
#

💔

nova shore
#

shit

compact fractal
compact fractal
nova shore
#

sorry chat

opaque scroll
#

What ended up happening?

nova shore
#

nothing

#

im alright :v

opaque scroll
#

Oh that’s lucky ❤️

nova shore
#

rarely tbh

stray vault
#

Chat we balls

stoic lagoon
cunning hemlock
#

Boobs

wise mountain
#

00ps all 8s

peak solar
#

my personal thought is that besides playing cards, the tarot, spectral, and jokers have an invisible deck for each

#

when you draw a card from those decks you can't get another one

#

and when sold or used it gets shuffled back in

#

having showman would be like if drawing a card from those decks created another copy and then shuffled the deck on each draw

cunning hemlock
#

On your mom

stoic lagoon
#

:0

#

Absolutely roasted and toasted

hardy ruin
#

Not againmr_bones

#

Third time now

cunning hemlock
#

Glimbo

stoic lagoon
#

Holy crap, a Glimbo

sharp cliff
sweet herald
#

Hello balatro chat

carmine shale
azure blade
#

Long live srimp suggestion

rigid night
#

The ultimate funny number: 68 ± 1

cunning hemlock
#

Hallobalo

wary torrent
#

i just beat blue stake with 3 eternal polychrome pants

gloomy fog
#

I might make a balatro theme on my computer

#

Right now it’s Star Fox, but Balatro could be really fun as a ricing

#

Depends if live wallpapers work properly tho

opaque scroll
#

We’re translating Macklemore in my health class OMFG I hate it here

finite surge
#

can someone plz explain why balatro's audio stops when I change audio devices on mobile?
For example: I switch from my phone speaker, to my earbuds

gloomy fog
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 👘

gloomy fog
flat forge
#

Has anyone figured out what the chaos theory joker is because I have a game theory

solemn elm
#

it never had a name

stable fox
#

jimbos tuff

flat forge
wary torrent
#

it's the official file name of the joker

#

it fits well so

solemn elm
#

No it isnt

#

the artist called it that retroactively

wary torrent
#

i'm pretty sure it's confirmed

solemn elm
wary torrent
#

hmmmm

solemn elm
#

thunk said otherwise

strong prairie
wary torrent
#

hmm ok

#

i had no idea

flat forge
#

But that’s just a theory

solemn elm
#

It nevet had an effect either

#

as localthunk said in that same linked group of messages; it wasnt scrapped, it was never implemented in the first place

flat forge
#

Ok

opaque scroll
strong prairie