🎙・server-chat

[simple ore]

yea

bros goin to college

lmfao

[craggy fog]

although a 3 year age gap seems small. the stage of life you are at when youre 15 is very different compared to when youre 18. youre just starting high school when youre 15 and at 18 youre about to start college. its not gonna work out very well imo

[raven ice]

sigh

drk what ima do with that info

[meager glade]

yeah

[raven ice]

trying to put my mom on attack on titan

she dont fw anime

[feral basin]

Death note better entry level

My mom wouldnt fuck with violence

[raven ice]

she recomended me a show and was like "oh yeah but it has like a lot of sex scenes"

also death note is lit violence?

is it not

[rugged zealot]

pinche grupo aburrido

[feral basin]

Not as gory most of it is just heart attacks

[raven ice]

ig

its been a long time since ive watched it

[raven ice]

english server

servidor en inglés

[rare hollow]

puede hablar un poquito espanol, como un regalo

[raven ice]

ig bro

[elder harbor]

Show sucks

[raven ice]

death note?

[elder harbor]

Yes

[raven ice]

ehh

good story

[elder harbor]

Until L dies, sure

[acoustic cradle]

Hi

[wanton viper]

Hello

[bold dune]

One person is in college, the other can’t even drive

[cloud rain]

Ya

Illegal in a lot of places too

[prisma idol]

This is probably gonna get me some shit but I hear a lot a people wouldn't agree but I think a 17-18 age gap is somewhat ok

[exotic kiln]

hi guys!

i just had an incredible yorick run

where can i check card specific records?

maybe its a good record up till ante 8?

[prisma idol]

Like what jokers and consumables you used the most?

There are lifetime stats, but idk if there are run specific stats

[raven ice]

theres not

[prisma idol]

Sadge

[raven ice]

better than mine😭

[prisma idol]

Mr thunk, this an update idea frfr

[raven ice]

that would be awesome sauce fr

[exotic kiln]

no i mean the highest level (yorick in this case) of a card before endless

[raven ice]

highest level?

ante?

[exotic kiln]

like the dr spectred videos

[prisma idol]

Like highest hand level?

[compact stump]

why not checking that before going into endless?

[compact stump]

i think they mean scaling of a joker

[exotic kiln]

yes

[prisma idol]

Ohhhhh

[exotic kiln]

thank you cleb

words

[compact stump]

np

[prisma idol]

Just hover your mouse, or hold down if on mobile and it'll show

[exotic kiln]

well yes

[prisma idol]

On that specific joker

[exotic kiln]

but like is there records

[prisma idol]

Nop

Once the run is gone, no going back

[exotic kiln]

no i understand that

but like, community records

[prisma idol]

There should be a run history menu tbh

Another amazing idea thunk, get me on this development team 😎

/j

[exotic kiln]

can i post yt links here?

ill go to game discussion to be safe

look there

[dry escarp]

REAL

[amber rune]

Is anyone elses tiktok rly weird rn

I’m just getting vids with millions of likes and theyre all entertainment its nothing i actually like

And i’m not the only one cuz my friends say theyve got it too

[scenic cliff]

I'm a horsesexual, i'll react to any horse message once!

1. 🥫

[polar eagle]

has anyone made a balatro taco bell tracker yet ?

[wary torrent]

I'm

Old!

[polar eagle]

+1

[sweet herald]

mmmm Taco Bell

[south dock]

It would be soo funny if the server name got changed from Balatro to Balatroo when the new update comes out

And then when someone questions it

We make them look crazy

[sacred wyvern]

anyone lowk have any good ideas for a unique land acknowledgement

[obsidian saddle]

normalsville spotted

[fast basalt]

Balala

[polar eagle]

ferris doesnt deserve owen

[obsidian saddle]

agreed

ferris is weird

[rigid night]

Joker Poker

[fierce crown]

@indigo plover

😌

[rose tundra]

Do you need developer?

[boreal scarab]

Good evening, gamers

[outer adder]

Gerson

[strong prairie]

Balatwo

[olive tapir]

Is this the official Balatro server?

[south dock]

Is my hair brown?

No its purple youre colorblind

[olive tapir]

Pero que carajos

I am colorblind?

[south dock]

No

[olive tapir]

No?

[cyan wadi]

alatro

[quaint fiber]

*se balatrea

[stoic lagoon]

Lemme get uhh.. Balatro with no horse

[wary torrent]

no horse?

[stoic lagoon]

No funny guy, either

[wary torrent]

no funny guy?
ay jim, gimme a balatro with nothin'

[stoic lagoon]

(Waiting for a jimbo to finish the bit)

[wary torrent]

@tame comet

[stoic lagoon]

[Script for Jimbo: "Nothin'???"]

[short gale]

They’ve taken jimbo james

[stoic lagoon]

Where's Liam Neeson when you need him? :(

[hasty phoenix]

Nope bye

[stoic lagoon]

I wonder if Vonney (Vonnegut) ever took that guy's kneecaps

[severe obsidian]

Si yo estaba

Yo me acuerdo

Si

[flint copper]

I don’t have context for this

But you seem very happy

[stoic lagoon]

01001000 01101111 01110010 01110011 01100101

[flint copper]

I’m allergic to binaries

[glad oriole]

that would be uhh

nvm

[flint copper]

wut

[wary torrent]

if kris is non-binary how did toby fox code them in

[glad oriole]

programmers do not write in binary smh

[stoic lagoon]

It spelled out horse

It was binary for horse. A Trojan horse, if you will

[glad oriole]

uhh

[wary torrent]

hess

[glad oriole]

what does trojan have to do witrh this

[wary torrent]

puzzles.

what makes a puzzle a puzzle?

what makes a good puzzle?

well,

[glad oriole]

when it is puzzling

[wary torrent]

after doing some

research

[stoic lagoon]

I ate the pieces

[wary torrent]

i have found that there are

[stoic lagoon]

A distinct lack of cans for the horses?

[stoic lagoon]

Trojan horse. Method used by the Greeks to invade the city of Troy undetected. Trojan, a computer program with malicious intent. Horse. In binary. Undetected.

[wary torrent]

some quite overpowered strategies

for this sort of content

[stoic lagoon]

THEY ADDED BANANA ROTAT E

[dusk breach]

Not bad

[alpine orbit]

Slay the Spire 2 is amazing

[stoic lagoon]

DMC2

[flint copper]

Sorry, @glad oriole, this humor is only for intellectuals to enjoy 🤓 🤭😫

[glad oriole]

uuggh paws at yiu

[flint copper]

Owie

hurts

[glad oriole]

hehehe

[stoic lagoon]

That's it. No tunas

[hasty phoenix]

Spam pinging mods like 8 times

[flint copper]

I see

[stoic lagoon]

I c

[flint copper]

I sea food, I eat it

[fading maple]

meow whats up

[stoic lagoon]

Why is it that now I've joined this server twice

I've been targeted for people to make me try to download wack mobile games twice now

[fading maple]

errr meow

[stoic lagoon]

Good argument

I go make food now

[fading maple]

👍 🐱

[stoic lagoon]

Ah. In terms of food, there is no food

[fading maple]

unideal

[stoic lagoon]

Just this thing

[fading maple]

very sub optimal

[stoic lagoon]

Ah [REDACTED] it, we ball

[fading maple]

scp

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh, but I'm trying to lower my profanity usage in this server

[fading maple]

SCPs are very scary 😰

i agree

[stoic lagoon]

||Boo||

[fading maple]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[glad oriole]

BOO!

[fading maple]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[glad oriole]

i am a furry

rah

[fading maple]

hell yeah

[glad oriole]

:3

rawr

[fading maple]

meow

[stoic lagoon]

Furry more like

Scurry

[fading maple]

no more like furry

[stoic lagoon]

I want curry now

[glad oriole]

more like meow

:3

[fading maple]

ye

meoq

[stoic lagoon]

Curry chicken

[glad oriole]

fuck is allowed

[fading maple]

but kitty cats dont swear

meow

[glad oriole]

fuuuuck

meowow

[stoic lagoon]

I know, I'm just trying to work on myself a little

[meager glade]

quite wise

[glad oriole]

how does not swearing help that

[stoic lagoon]

Subtle behavioral changes can in turn become larger psychological changes

[glad oriole]

eeeh

maybe

but i think youll need more effort than just not swearing

[stoic lagoon]

Now that I'm not absolutely cortisol-maxxing, I can work on other parts of myself too

[stoic lagoon]

Small steps to start with can lead to bigger changes. I'm just tackling a harder issue for myself.

[glad oriole]

why am i defending swearing when i lowkey be saying "what the flick"

[glad oriole]

they can yes but not wothout effort on your end

[stoic lagoon]

Mhm, mhm.

[glad oriole]

i am realizing now that "what the flick" is basically a single person inside joke where im the only one that gets it

how did i do this

am i crazy

[stoic lagoon]

Crazy?

I was crazy once.

[glad oriole]

uuughh

can you shur.up ugghh shakes butt

[stoic lagoon]

That is an interesting way to silence a man.

It's a shame that it works.

[glad oriole]

👀

[stoic lagoon]

Anyway, I'm going back to sitting in silence now.

[glad oriole]

that sounds boring

[meager glade]

gl 🫡

[glad oriole]

are you meditating

[stoic lagoon]

No, I just have no friends.

[glad oriole]

you should meditate

good for self improvement me thinks

i havent really tried much but i wanna

[stoic lagoon]

I meditate about 12 hours a day already.

[glad oriole]

??

sleep isnt meditation cro 💔

[stoic lagoon]

I get about 10 hours of it at work, because I just sit and watch machines.

[glad oriole]

that sounds like a pointless job

[stoic lagoon]

I purify water and make sure the machines don't break.

[glad oriole]

okey

well idk that doesnt really count as meditation i think

im not gonna like gatekeep but it is more specific than that

[stoic lagoon]

You don't need incense and a fancy place while sitting cross-legged to meditate

Just a place where you have no distractions, you can take a deep breath, and you can slowly shut your brain off.

[glad oriole]

i know

i didnt sau that gro

but if you have to be paying attention to the machine and thinkinh about it then you arent meditating

the machine is a distraction

[stoic lagoon]

I get 2 hours uninterrupted per cycle, roughly 5 cycles per shift

And I trust my handiwork enough to relax a little.

[glad oriole]

that sounds like a very low paying job

[stoic lagoon]

I make about a grand a week

[glad oriole]

is that a lot

[stoic lagoon]

Due to bump up to 1250 a week

[glad oriole]

im not so sure

52k a year

[stoic lagoon]

I mean for me, it's triple what I was making

[glad oriole]

yikes

well its not like terrible but ndjei

whag am i saying i am unemployed

[stoic lagoon]

You wanna know something scary?

||Job Application||

[glad oriole]

goddamn your last job sucksd

[glad oriole]

dies

[stoic lagoon]

Yeah, it was at a truck stop

[glad oriole]

do you work 7 days or 5 days

or whataver

[stoic lagoon]

Now, 7 days.

[glad oriole]

i dunno why i ask im just xurious

okay so about 17 an hour

[stoic lagoon]

12 hour shifts

[glad oriole]

oh

i thiught u said 10 earlier

mu bad

[stoic lagoon]

10 hours of operation, about 2 hours of collective downtime

[glad oriole]

soo 15 an hour about

meowa

[stoic lagoon]

Roughly, yeah

[glad oriole]

coolie

that seems pretty low but im not sure

[stoic lagoon]

It's paying well enough for me to not have to starve for weeks on end

[glad oriole]

if it works it works i guess

[glad oriole]

fair fair

[stoic lagoon]

Working at a truck stop, I couldn't afford ramen noodles.

Ramen noodles, dawg.

I made around 19k a year

[glad oriole]

gooddamn

😭

[stoic lagoon]

So this, is a massive upgrade

[glad oriole]

fo sho

[stoic lagoon]

Whether someone thinks it's low paying or not, it's the best I've seen so far

So all I can do is just keep moving forward and focus on my own problems, of which, there are many.

[glad oriole]

yeesyes

when i say it seems low i do not mean to be like judgmental or anything

it is a mere observation

[stoic lagoon]

It's Louisiana. Every job is low paying, tbh.

[glad oriole]

darnm

never been there .^.

[stoic lagoon]

The economy's absolutely [REDACTED], thanks to a long and lovely history of embezzlement and mismanagement.

[glad oriole]

js say fricked

[stoic lagoon]

Nah, this is funnier to me

[patent jacinth]

[stoic lagoon]

"CanIgetaglassowater"

[patent jacinth]

[stoic lagoon]

Aww man

[cosmic tiger]

what happened to the discord of balatro

it became chaos according to the suggestions group

[amber rune]

I went to bed like 10 minutes before you sent this 💔

[magic berry]

I need to buy Balatro on both phone and pc to play from both right?

[meager glade]

yeah i think

[stoic lagoon]

Can I run balatro on my horse?

[austere ravine]

what happen here now?

[cobalt sonnet]

balatro

[cobalt sonnet]

run it on this horse

🧲

[stoic lagoon]

Aye aye, cap'n

[acoustic cradle]

[stoic lagoon]

Would that cat drive a Humvee or an Oshkosh 8x8?

[acoustic cradle]

Yeah bro

[stoic lagoon]

Hell yeah brother 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[autumn quiver]

give me a quesadilla bro

🙏

[slender gale]

yorick!

best legendary joker

[tight bear]

What if ||Dealer Luigi|| fought Jimbo?

[autumn quiver]

you're right bro

[tight bear]

Idk man, Canio is useful.

[autumn quiver]

Canio is the most underrated legendary

[slender gale]

nah

yorick best legendary joker

[autumn quiver]

and chicot

[fervent nova]

Yo rick

[arctic marlin]

Gurt: that’s my shoulder.

[acoustic cradle]

Yorick?

[acoustic cradle]

It's easy to get multi with it, but honestly, cloning figure cards just to destroy them is annoying

In one round I got x21 multi

[vital ferry]

Yowhatsup

[vital ferry]

No he can go delete himslef from the game

[obsidian saddle]

its fine lol

[amber rune]

Should i keep the Owen pfp or get a Peter pfp i love them both

[obsidian saddle]

owen needs some respect on his name

keep it

[opaque scroll]

Luigi wins cmon now

[spice crag]

Hi

[opaque scroll]

Hello!

[autumn quiver]

hello

[spice crag]

I am doing the challenges right now

[rigid night]

Holy shit, my favorite Legendary!

[tropic mason]

YO RICK??

[brazen briar]

Hello again Yorick. Also you are the best legendary, along with Chicot.

[short wedge]

im bored anyone up for some multiplayer?

[placid turret]

hello

sorry ive been a bit inactive shit has happened

[mystic sand]

Hello

[fathom copper]

http://youtube.com/post/Ugkxn7UT081-MwCiUBZZf40P5ebCS-TMo4Fn

irl balatro pieces

[sharp cliff]

rick, yo

[long atlas]

daisy the goat doing the lords work

[autumn quiver]

Thanks Jimbo

[brazen briar]

Your welcome.

[balmy saffron]

You’re*

[brazen nacelle]

your'or'are*'re*

[balmy saffron]

I think I’m having a stroke

[rigid night]

Need these for power outages

[topaz bear]

Hahau we beirbrurbrurbrirbdueb

[brazen nacelle]

what

[topaz bear]

Yes

[wary torrent]

i'd like a balatro with extra cards

[glad oriole]

sure dude

whatever uou say

[peak solar]

scambot lol

[glad oriole]

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[cobalt sonnet]

srimky more like

uhhh

i fogot

[light beacon]

I'm interested in kicking your ass 😤

[sweet herald]

Good timezone chat

Hope everyone’s having a good day so far :3

[olive tapir]

Yo que

[glad oriole]

damn :(

[acoustic cradle]

So

[olive tapir]

Muy chistoso desgraciado

[acoustic cradle]

Diavlo papeado

🥀

[olive tapir]

Si mi brother

[acoustic cradle]

😱

[long atlas]

dawg your irl balatro is so cool i gotta glaze it

[olive tapir]

Sea serio ome

[long atlas]

def tuning in next stream or next video or whatever

[olive tapir]

Whats?

[acoustic cradle]

Trateme serio socio

[sweet herald]

Tysm!! I appreciate that a lot 😊

[olive tapir]

Sea serio pirobo

[reef swallow]

english only pls

[olive tapir]

Quieto

[acoustic cradle]

Ok

[olive tapir]

Sorry

[olive tapir]

Shatafaka

🗣️

[olive tapir]

Friend, are you from a Spanish-speaking country?

[acoustic cradle]

[acoustic cradle]

[olive tapir]

Mlp

[olive tapir]

🗣️

[acoustic cradle]

[olive tapir]

JAKAHAKAKAJ

[rigid night]

Your irl Balatro is something I need for power outages

[sweet herald]

LOL

Even during the apocalypse the grind will never stop

[rigid night]

Must hit naneinf

[sweet herald]

Everyone says that XD

the only issue with the project is that actually playing it is SLOWWWW

[rigid night]

Thunk himself would probably love seeing it (just not PlayStack)

[sweet herald]

Well as I’ve said many times (outside the server) I can’t and will never sell it, or ever give any of the project files away

I just got inspired by other people making irl versions so I wanted to do it myself

I can’t tell yall how fun it is to have 54 decks of Balatro cards to play with

I can play the cursed all 10 of spades seed

[fierce rain]

come back mr thunk

it’s been 2 weeks

we miss you

[spare flint]

ajnyone wantr to play multiplayer

[acoustic cradle]

Hi

[sand hound]

do i need to buy the pc version for that? been grinding mobile but dont wanna buy it again

[signal stratus]

Challenge: reach ante 39 with the most amount of money possible

[spare flint]

yeah you do

dawg i dont think thats the challenge, i think the challenge is reaching ante 39

[sand hound]

fr💀

i wanna play pc for mods but im not buying it twice 😭 tragic

[spare flint]

yeah its only like what 10 dollars

[sand hound]

15

or 20 actually i think

bro i’m broke as hell

[spare flint]

wait till it goes on sale i guess. wonder why its so marked up

i would say get a job but that would be mean

[sand hound]

i have a job

but i also have billlllls

[spare flint]

yikes i would never have those

[fervent mauve]

i found a cool website https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_page

for balatro modding

[spare flint]

theres nothing on it

[fervent mauve]

oops https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

[spare flint]

it says there is no text on the page

[fervent mauve]

that should work

yep

[spare flint]

oooh nice

[fervent mauve]

it works alr

you can pick a random page on right if on pc you do not download on website, that is very cool

on left

random page on left

[autumn quiver]

hi vro

[acoustic cradle]

Hi yo rick

[autumn quiver]

yo qe

[acoustic cradle]

No se

[spare flint]

yo its rick

[autumn quiver]

viernes

[acoustic cradle]

Jueve

[fervent mauve]

[spare flint]

e mama juevo

[autumn quiver]

epa

[spare flint]

who wanna hop on multiplayer tho

[solemn elm]

FELIZ JUEVES

[olive tapir]

One question

[olive tapir]

:0

Another Spanish speaker

[glad oriole]

whats yer question soldier

[olive tapir]

Whats

One moment

Ah

[olive tapir]

There are no voice chats here?

[glad oriole]

correct

[olive tapir]

If I take a while, it's because I don't talk.

[olive tapir]

:0

Demonios

[glad oriole]

?

if you are curious the reason is because voice chats are hard to moderate

[olive tapir]

Demons

[olive tapir]

Ah okey

[grim oyster]

Uh they completely gave up on this game right

I thought they were going to add content and change some jokers like a year ago

[long atlas]

no dawg it comes out when it comes out be patient

[grim oyster]

Nah I'm good

[long atlas]

more info:

[runic charm]

@weary horizon hey bud

[grim oyster]

I get it

Same thing happened with schedule 1. It made millions so the incentive to improve the game died off. It already had sold a majority of the copies it will ever sell

[glad oriole]

crazy assumption

because the update was delayed they completely gave up on an insanely successful title

also "they" is just thunk

you can say he

[grim oyster]

It's not particularly hard to add changes to the game. Especially things like matador that has been agreed to be useless/not work as intended

It shouldn't take 18 months to fix that

[glad oriole]

okay but take this into consideration
thunk didnt make the game for money. he made it because he has a passion for game development and thought it would be a fun thing he and his friends could enjoy. the success was a stroke of luck mostly. he is making the update because he likes programming, it is not about the money

[glad oriole]

thats not the only purpose of the uodate

[grim oyster]

I know it's not the only purpose. You can make multiple updates to a game you know?

Not everything needs to be added at once

[glad oriole]

yeah

how about you just be patient

[daring zodiac]

yeah

[grim oyster]

Also if he "didn't care about money" he would hire developers he most certainly can afford it and still profit immensely

[glad oriole]

thunk has no obligation to rush the update or add less than he wants to

[glad oriole]

?????

[grim oyster]

But hey I'm not hating, game was definitely fun at first I sure got my money's worth

[glad oriole]

what do you mean " if he didnt care about money he would try to profit more "

that makes zero sense

[grim oyster]

I didn't say that?

[glad oriole]

you literally did

[glad oriole]

carefully read what you said

[grim oyster]

Hmm still not what I said lol

[glad oriole]

you literally did though

[balmy rover]

oh it's a child that can't comprehend people doing things for reasons other than money when they have enough money to live

[glad oriole]

you said if he didnt care about money he would hire people to make more money

thats what profit means

make money

make moneu past what you invested

[grim oyster]

No I said hiring developers wouldn't eat into his profits. He could afford to do that and still profit a lot

[glad oriole]

yeah man thats what im saying

[daring zodiac]

i don't think this game needs a whole dev team

[grim oyster]

Ok buddy

[glad oriole]

youre saying he would profit more if he didnt care about money that makes no sense

[grim oyster]

Tbh it's not that serious my guy

[glad oriole]

i aint your "guy"

smh

[glad oriole]

clearly not, thunk was able to make it on his own i dont see why updating it would require that

[daring zodiac]

he left the server lol

[glad oriole]

lmao

i swear to god people cant comprehend the idea of admitting fault anymore

its not that hard to say "i was wrong" in this type of scenario

and it makes you look like less of a doofus

[daring zodiac]

a lot of people get a big ego on the internet

[glad oriole]

yeaah

[daring zodiac]

asking for accountability on a place where anonymity is a thing is a hurculean task

[weary horizon]

why do i have a ping here

[runic charm]

hi

[weary horizon]

wow

[elder harbor]

Pung

[long atlas]

i’d genuinely be shocked if that wasn’t bait like no way someone is that impatient

he pmo from sentence 1

[daring zodiac]

yeah man idk

how could thunk not update the game for us as much as possible

[long atlas]

yeah how dare he not release small increments that kill hype instead of one huge update that will essentially rejuvenate an already thriving community

[low badge]

i know better so he should do what i say instead of what he wants to do 😠

[feral basin]

Tbh I feel like the game is already perfect as it is besides some outliers. I feel like adding more content without being careful would destabilize the game a lot.

[long atlas]

honestly valid concern

but thunk is gonna try to make it as best he can

and if you’re still unhappy about it i’m sure there will be mods that will revert it back to vanilla

[daring zodiac]

You know that reminds me of a question i've wondered about

is there like going to be a time when thunk will be "done" with balatro?

or will he be like concernedape?

updating his game for years

[long atlas]

im sure it’s just when he feels like it’s complete or when he runs out of motivation/interest

what would be really cool is if when he was done he dumped all the unused ideas and let the community make mods of them

wishful thinking

[upper solstice]

I hope theres an update comingat all💔

[scenic cliff]

I'm an updatesexual, i'll release any update once!
1.1
2.

[sweet herald]

That’s a good one

[scenic cliff]

ty goat

[south dock]

Sure

[neon valley]

Elite ball knowledge

[shut elbow]

Hey everyone

[stoic lagoon]

Sometimes

I'll try something twice

But then I forget what I did

[stoic lagoon]

Ayo, spoder

[sweet herald]

Haiii!

[stoic lagoon]

I hab return, spoderfren. How u?

[sweet herald]

I’m doing good! :3
been quite busy, but the good kind! I met somebody a few weeks ago and we’ve been hanging out a lot and it’s just been a nice getaway from everything 😊

How about you?

[stoic lagoon]

Me good, had a few things to handle that I had to unfriend a few people and dip from the server for but now I'm squared away.

Minimize collateral damage, y'know?

[sweet herald]

Things happen! Glad to have you back though! 😊

[stoic lagoon]

Ye. :)

Brb, gotta drive to work

[ornate depot]

jeebus, get a load of that guy up there

[spice crag]

<@&1133519078540185692> hey @small charm just joined and is adding ppl un mass

[autumn quiver]

[sweet herald]

yo Rick how’s it going

[bitter steeple]

eternal burglar

[sweet herald]

mmmm burger

[autumn quiver]

good i guess

my day was extrange

[hasty phoenix]

dealt with

[obtuse snow]

kid named finger

[stoic lagoon]

Pfft, finger

[sweet herald]

waltuh

[stoic lagoon]

Finguh, waltuh

[scenic cliff]

jester

we need to coo

[stoic lagoon]

[sweet herald]

Bana

[stoic lagoon]

Banana rotat e

And now, I play Minecraft at work

Ayo spoder got a new look

[stoic lagoon]

I like ya cut, g

[molten totem]

hey how do i unlock the jokerless challenge

[stoic lagoon]

That is a great question, I think if you ask in #🕹・game-discussion the experts might be able to help

[boreal scarab]

Evening, chat

[stoic lagoon]

How goes it, sir bandicoot?

[boreal scarab]

Pretty good, just chilling before some more Balatro

[glad oriole]

meow meow meow

[stoic lagoon]

Ah, the classic balachill

[stoic lagoon]

I forgot, before I dipped, were we friends on here?

[glad oriole]

i unno

you thay gas mask guy

[stoic lagoon]

You wan be fren?

Yuh

[glad oriole]

shore

:p

[stoic lagoon]

And just like that folks, that's how easy it is to make fren

😎

I want a banana with sunglasses emote now, smh

[glad oriole]

yay

meow

[stoic lagoon]

I already influenced spinning banan, I want cool banan

unintelligible gas mask noises

[glad oriole]

unintelligable meowing

[orchid sable]

Did anyone else get a friend request form a random when they joined this serv?

[stoic lagoon]

It happens, just ignore it

[glad oriole]

yeah

in general if you get a fr from someone you dont know just ignore it

[stoic lagoon]

Probably a script some of them have to indoctrinate people into other mobile games, this is my second go around and I got poached by a second rando

If they ask directly, then add at your own discretion

[orchid sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642794013358817282/1303510739897683998/vcollide_wireframe-ezgif.com-optimize.gif?width=307&height=600

[glad oriole]

yeaa

[orchid sable]

Embed :(

[glad oriole]

u can usuallybfigure out if someone is a bot from how they speak

[glad oriole]

not allowed here

go to a different channel

[stoic lagoon]

Just make sure the vibes be good

I hate the signal at work

And now like a real g, I rotato

[orchid sable]

Does anyone here play D&D?

[stoic lagoon]

Off and on, although mostly off since my schedule is borked now

[orchid sable]

I’ve been rolling complete failures and the one time I have disadvantage I roll a 20 and a 6

[stoic lagoon]

That is.. par for the course, honestly

[orchid sable]

[stoic lagoon]

Your dice are cursed, put them in dice jail

[orchid sable]

I saw someone on instagram where they imbed the bad dice on a table

He had like hundreds of dice

[stoic lagoon]

That evil sorcerer is at it again, smh

[orchid sable]

I love Mr bones

That need to make another skeleton based joker that is stronger and can be used often

[wary torrent]

one time i played as sans and nobody realized

[stoic lagoon]

You weren't making enough puns

[wary torrent]

i was making a ton of puns

a skele-ton

[stoic lagoon]

A.. skele-ton?

DAMMIT

[orchid sable]

Huh

[stoic lagoon]

My bones have been rattled

[orchid sable]

“Kill 7 billion people”

[stoic lagoon]

[wary torrent]

my first "original" character was basically firey from bfdi but british and evil

[glad oriole]

i... i beg ye pardon?

[stoic lagoon]

||Kill John Lennon||

[glad oriole]

if you say so

[wary torrent]

kill the dinky

[glad oriole]

kill 7 billion john lennons

[scenic cliff]

[stoic lagoon]

crits the dinko

[wary torrent]

yk we hesslings have a spell to ward off the dinky

[orchid sable]

Kill 7 billion obelisks

[stoic lagoon]

Antidisestablishmentarianism

[wary torrent]

i can't say it here of course because it contains a death threat but

[stoic lagoon]

Oops, I said it

[orchid sable]

Oops all ones

/2 chances

[stoic lagoon]

Oops, all crits

[glad oriole]

mrrreow :3

[stoic lagoon]

/0 chances

[orchid sable]

Glass cards would go crazy

[stoic lagoon]

🤠

I've got a question for any mods lurking.

As a creature of the night, I still find the sunrise to be beautiful. Do you have the same feelings?

Secondary, optional question: Do you jesters ever get any sleep?

[thin panther]

guys

@everyone

[orchid sable]

Uh oh

[thin panther]

guys

[opaque scroll]

TRUTH!!!

[thin panther]

there is a scammmmer

in server

[stoic lagoon]

...

My brother in rust

[thin panther]

@thin wraith this

[orchid sable]

Gasp

There

@nobody

[obtuse snow]

ok

[stoic lagoon]

@somepeople

[orchid sable]

@somebodythatiusedtoknow

[stoic lagoon]

@YOUDIDNTHAVETOCUTMEOFFF

[orchid sable]

LMAO YES

Eagle catching baseball

[thin panther]

@sybau

[orchid sable]

No

[thin panther]

@yes

[stoic lagoon]

@kissmefirst

[orchid sable]

@bet

[thin panther]

@imfuckufirstthanikissu

[stoic lagoon]

Holy crap Lois, I'm kissing a skeleton

cutaway to Peter kissing Sans Undertale

[wary torrent]

this is like that one time i

[stoic lagoon]

[orchid sable]

cutaway

[wary torrent]

peter what are you doing

crack

[orchid sable]

What the fu-

[stoic lagoon]

Man, I need me some calcium

[sweet herald]

Eat egg with the shell

Basically a calcium and protein packed gusher

[wary torrent]

-# TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE YOU HAVE TO DUPLICATE THE KEY 7 TIMES

[stoic lagoon]

What I told you

[sweet herald]

the key the key the key the key the key the key the key

[glad oriole]

holy crap lois, meow

[stoic lagoon]

🗝 🗝 🗝 🗝🗝🗝🗝

[sweet herald]

petah
the horse is here

[glad oriole]

petah. mrrrp

[orchid sable]

Horse I turned into a petah

“Okay Brian”

[wise mountain]

It’s

Throwback time

[sweet herald]

This server has 170k members holy freakin moly

[wise mountain]

Crazy

that many people like balatro

Can’t blame them

[sweet herald]

I mean

I like Balatro

[wise mountain]

Same

[stoic lagoon]

I mean, it's alright

[wise mountain]

That won’t suffice

Shadow realm for you

[stoic lagoon]

Where do you think I came from?

[wise mountain]

Light realm for you

[stoic lagoon]

No NO

NOOOOO

[wise mountain]

MAhHAHAH

[sweet herald]

Can I go to the shadow realm

Just to visit

[simple vortex]

Ante 1 Eternal Riff Raff sounded kinda silly as I was buying it, but I would absolutely do it again.

[signal orbit]

finally beat all the challenges! wooo

time to go for c++ :D

[stoic lagoon]

You'll need a guide, G

[stoic lagoon]

Big proud, m8

[signal orbit]

i think cruelty was harder than jokerless

but thats just me i dont know what people think the hardest challenge is

[stoic lagoon]

The hardest challenge to me is currently beating the game on 3 different platforms

Each one has it's own quirks and apparently it's own RNG

[wise mountain]

It’s dark in there

[sweet herald]

That’s okay I like da dark

[wise mountain]

Okie

[wise mountain]

Off you go

[sweet herald]

Yippeeeee

[wise mountain]

Don’t forget to visit grandma

She got hit by a bazooka remember

[sweet herald]

Wait I thought it was a reindeer

0_0

[wise mountain]

0.0

[stoic lagoon]

Bazooka reindeer

We were in 'nam

[rigid berry]

I’m balatro-ing it

[stoic lagoon]

I am the one who balas

[wise mountain]

THEIR IN ThE TREES

[stoic lagoon]

RAAAAAAAAA!

[wise mountain]

UNCLE SAM TELLS ME to KILL THEM ALL WHEN I SLEEp

[stoic lagoon]

IM GONNA MAKE THEM FEAR THE ACE OF SPADES

[wise mountain]

OOORAAAA

[stoic lagoon]

Shenanigans have been had

[wise mountain]

Sounds about right

[stoic lagoon]

And now, Bandit gaming

[wise mountain]

The best kind of gaming

[stoic lagoon]

🎮

[wise mountain]

[stoic lagoon]

[wise mountain]

[stoic lagoon]

[wise mountain]

[stoic lagoon]

[wise mountain]

👎

[stoic lagoon]

[wise mountain]

👍

[stoic lagoon]

[wise mountain]

🔥

[stoic lagoon]

The thunderstorm is shaking the work trailer

I don't wanna be a stuntman

[wise mountain]

at least the white noise helps you sleep

I hate being implored

[stoic lagoon]

I implore you

[wise mountain]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh, get implored, eedyot

[polar matrix]

fortlatro mentioned!

[zealous tendon]

friendly reminder for #📜・rules #6

[stoic lagoon]

My bad G, that's on me

[wise mountain]

Mb g

[chrome pilot]

why server tag changed?

[wise mountain]

Who knows

[tame mango]

Cause local thunk willed it to be

[heady cipher]

I printed out some jokers 🥹🥹🥹🥹 they are so cool

[wise mountain]

Ahem

Is it fish related

[heady cipher]

Wdym?

[wise mountain]

I want fish and chips from jimbos

[heady cipher]

Lmao

No i printed like blueprint hanging Chad and other jokers

[wise mountain]

Peak

Blue print and brainstorm is so good together with perkeroe

[stoic lagoon]

Hey, uh.. sorry to tell you this but

Srimp dieded

[wise mountain]

Sounds tasty

[stone abyss]

quick question

i remember seeing a balatro version of pokedoku anyone know where to find it?

[wise mountain]

No haven’t seen it

[proper spear]

balatrodle?

https://www.balatrodle.com

[raven ice]

yes i play it every day

[stoic lagoon]

Knock knock

[strange meadow]

more

[placid turret]

jello jimbcord

[stoic lagoon]

||🐎||

[boreal scarab]

Morning, Jimbocord

[stoic lagoon]

Suh, dood

[balmy rover]

this one drove me crazy

[ionic hinge]

That's considered scaling?! I feel so stupid.

[balmy rover]

i guess it kinda is but also it took me so long to realize that it could be a hands joker because it was scaling

[ionic hinge]

When I think of scaling I think of scaling up or increasing

[sharp cliff]

guessing only from these messages

today's balatrodle is a food joker

maybe blue as well

[wise mountain]

Good morning VIETNAM

[slim junco]

@hardy ruin @trail ledge

[autumn quiver]

good multi guys

[balmy saffron]

Hi yorick

[fathom copper]

random idea: a card that has a suit but is every rank all at once, only gives one chip when scored and cannot become a wild card

how good would it be

[wise mountain]

C tier good for a straight,flush and 3,4 of a kind build sadly those are not meta so it’s just meh

[ionic hinge]

I think it would work better as an enhancement. Kind of like the opposite of a wild card. It would definitely make straights and four of a kind easier and more reliable to make. But it would run into issues. For example can you play a full house with let's say to Kings and two jacks and one of these cards what would it be?

[fathom copper]

it would just be a full house

but one of the cards only gives you one chip instead of 10 if it was a king or a jack

[ionic hinge]

I think leaving it at base chips would be fine.

[fathom copper]

what do you mean by base chips

[ionic hinge]

A 2 would still be worth 2

But like you couldn't put any other enhancement on it without changing the card

But it would count as any rank.

Not as any suit. It would just make higher ranked hands more viable and consistent to get or play. But you couldn't have lucky or mult or chips

[fathom copper]

seems fair

though from my understanding chip count doesn't matter in a lot of cases

[ionic hinge]

It does actually a lot more than you'd think

[wise mountain]

So true

[hearty pulsar]

Ror2

[ionic hinge]

Yeah.

[grave gate]

just purchased on iphone officially own it on every console pc xbox series s ps5 and now mobile

[haughty grail]

5 discards no heart card on an unfixed deck chat im eating my table

[hardy ruin]

Who tf are you

[trim magnet]

finally joined the server after getting over 500+ hours on 3 devices :”)

[haughty grail]

@hardy ruin

[hardy ruin]

Who are you??????

[haughty grail]

👍

[slim junco]

g

[grave cloud]

thunk, do you have a favorite sound effect in the game?

[hasty socket]

Localthunk doesn't exists anymore

[fathom copper]

someone should make a balatro themed tarot deck

the major arcana is already there

[strange meadow]

another

[fathom copper]

?

[strange meadow]

sorry i keep tracking all my gold stakes here with random little "another" updates

im only missing 2 now

[fathom copper]

oh ok

good luck

[median bison]

Is it true playstation leaked 1.1?????

[trail ledge]

What?

[median bison]

It might just be a modded screenshot that they accidentally put

[hardy ruin]

did tickno set you up?

well shut then

i dont know who you are, you joined today 12 mins before you @ me and its annoying

its 3 dumbass

and fix your spelling

[trail ledge]

No

[timid cedar]

<@&1133519078540185692> just get rid of this guy

[solid timber]

What’d I miss?

[fallen iron]

good

[trail ledge]

He’s ded

[haughty grail]

I was chosen

[timid cedar]

Probably the exact same person that was harassing harrybob from a while ago (and lilly as well iirc)

[haughty grail]

I was chosen into the monkey gang

No wait

Gorilla gang

@tall oak where’s our first meeting

[hardy ruin]

if it happens again ill report it thx tho

[fathom copper]

some mf kept pinging harrybob4 for no reason

[summer bronze]

Hallo

Hoe is het met je?

[topaz bear]

Huh?

[summer bronze]

ik spreek nederlands

[wanton sluice]

I just saw that, is it real

[wanton sluice]

Also has a braided deck which does something with hand levels

Might just be modded stuff idk

[summer bronze]

Ik ook, je klinkt cool!!

[woeful rampart]

the summer teaser trailer is over 😭

[summer bronze]

I now use Google Translate to speak

I'm a big fan of Balatro its a good game!!

[solemn elm]

speak english please

this is an english only server

[obtuse snow]

true

imma use my rough knowledge of dutch to translate

uhhh

"i am good i am new in the ??? and the server, ??? ???? ???"

[summer bronze]

I now use Translate so I can speak English

[keen hemlock]

is it bad ive recently been dreaming about a new balatro update

[tough spire]

Sweets ones at least.

Been dreaming about work.

😭

[vapid orchid]

tongue-and-cheek question here, Where do you play real poker? a simple website that let's you queue up with people for a poker match, what do people use?

[keen hemlock]

what is a tounge and cheek question

[vapid orchid]

ask your parents

[left echo]

why is yorick every 23 cards

[steel nimbus]

I BEAT GOLDEN NEEDLE

[solemn elm]

the idiom is "tongue in cheek", and it means it's meant to be taken as a joke / not seriously

[steel nimbus]

golden needle sucks

[solemn elm]

this person is using the idiom wrong and spelled it wrong

[steel nimbus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BritishPoker/comments/1i7cpct/2025_beginners_guide/ you might want this???? (look at the links on the side)

i havent found any good online poker sites

and the ones i have found are filled with scantily clad women which i personally don't want to see

idk

[vapid orchid]

a thing for the likes of Big Straight Dinosaur, surely

[steel nimbus]

probably

[placid turret]

so i could remember 99/150 jokers in about 1 hour

nice

[finite nacelle]

hi, i know localthunk said the update is gonna be ready when it's ready but... you guys have an estimation for the date? i think is gonna be q2

[ornate depot]

https://klipy.com/gifs/balatro-nope

embed fail :(

[strong prairie]

pretty sure embeds are disabled in this channel

[ornate depot]

anyway, no! no one knows. thunk deserves to take his time

[ornate depot]

that'd do it

[strong prairie]

Doesn't feel like it's happening anytime soon tbh. I'm just hoping 2026 at all

[ornate depot]

my love of this game will keep me playing it well past the update whether it's tomorrow or 2036

[steel nimbus]

4 challenges left

[dull tapir]

i think happened a year since the embeds worked

[strong prairie]

it's been a while and I think it's a detractor from the channel tbh

[vast sinew]

Sup

[half hollow]

@crude patio yo

i dm you

if i can pay keys

for the items

[crude patio]

For what items?

[half hollow]

@crude patio

?

[zenith garnet]

making a free will-less pokemon tcg. i need card ideas. just names is fine

[stoic lagoon]

Sprungler

[zenith garnet]

perfect

[stoic lagoon]

:)

[zenith garnet]

wait is that an attacker or an item

[quiet zinc]

@crude patio Dude im trying to send you offer with keys

I don't see your tf2 items in your steam

[brazen jasper]

tf2 Trading in the peak server

[stoic lagoon]

Yes (an item that attacks)

[stoic lagoon]

Why does your bio feel like something Hellsing Abridged Alucard would say?

[dense berry]

boo

[stoic lagoon]

BOMBOCLAAT!

[wise mountain]

AAAAAAaa-

[stoic lagoon]

Ope, there's goes gravity

[sonic cipher]

Holaaaa

[rose tundra]

Do you need developer?

[raven ice]

?

what does that mean

[stoic lagoon]

My code is a little wonky, don't think a dev can fix this

[stoic lagoon]

It means hello, canpion

[raven ice]

tf2 stuff?

[coarse sable]

Wagwan

[raven ice]

i never got into that

[stoic lagoon]

Dyaty gyal

Time to crack into my second can of monster and mix it with gfuel

[flat forge]

was the 67 on the credit card joker always there?

[simple vortex]

Sigh

[visual basin]

guh

[stoic lagoon]

Bazongas

Mmm.. Strawberry Monster and Ramen Noodles from a brand I can't pronounce

[brazen jasper]

It's a quote from dracula flow

and I like hellsing

[stoic lagoon]

I forgot about that gem of media

[brazen jasper]

y'know it was made by joji's record label right?

aka pink guy