🎙・server-chat

[compact stump]

yeah

[cloud rain]

Jimbo actually is something more specific to balatro

[compact stump]

u don’t know any other jimbo do u?

[cloud rain]

jimbo from jimmy neutron

[compact stump]

You might

i don’t

[boreal scarab]

Good point

Jimmy Neutron was a good show, too

[cloud rain]

yk what? lets change the tag to… “Balatro”

🧠

[untold garden]

Sometimes when I lose i get mad at localthunk

[solemn elm]

what did he do :(

[fossil basin]

You don’t think about a horse having a gun then?

[cloud rain]

well how would a horse even hold a gun

[solemn elm]

mouth

[fossil basin]

You would know if you thought about it

[cloud rain]

i mean i guess it could hold it

but thered be no functionality

[solemn elm]

ya there is

[cloud rain]

noooo …..

😠

[fossil basin]

Look some people don’t know much about anything and that’s ok

[solemn elm]

some people are smarter than others

and that's nobody's fault

[fossil basin]

Nobodies fault yeah

[bold spindle]

hello balatrites

whats good round these parts

[obtuse snow]

yeah like me

im smart as hell

[bold spindle]

word

why do you have smallpox in parenthesis in your name

[solemn elm]

they have smallpox

(autism)

its contagious im afraid

[obtuse snow]

smallpox mod coming soon

early march

[cloud rain]

me

[bold spindle]

hell yeah

[fossil basin]

Smart people don’t freaking curse got it?

[bold spindle]

[cloud rain]

ya …. better watch ur mouth bfore i smack it boy ….

[fossil basin]

Hey, be nice, got it?

[solemn elm]

horse

[fossil basin]

You dang tin can soldier

[orchid raft]

hello

[cloud rain]

sorry 😞

[fossil basin]

It’s ok

[cloud rain]

hi gus

[fossil basin]

Horses are known evil creatures

[bold spindle]

unrelated but what do you mean you're banned from the olympics

[placid turret]

fring

[solemn elm]

trans my gender

[bold spindle]

im banned from the olympics too?
well shit

wait

like that goes hard

[obtuse snow]

well thats a fucking shame

[solemn elm]

get this as a tattoo and cross it out as the countries keep changing

a little bit of history on your body

[fossil basin]

I don’t like what you’re doing at all!

[obtuse snow]

oh no! thats so shitty of me! i fucking apologise for my damn profanity!! goddamnit fuckity fuck shit fuck

[cloud rain]

😮

[solemn elm]

i curse you with explosion

[bold spindle]

get a tattoo of a world map and add red crosses to each country as they change

[obtuse snow]

fun fact i cant actually say "fuck" irl

[solemn elm]

"67" LETS GOOOOO

[cloud rain]

I inflict a wicked vex unto thee, wench

[fossil basin]

Hey, you’re at a ten for no freaking reason, I don’t like that

[obtuse snow]

idk why, prolly some dumb childhood trauma

[obtuse snow]

im 22 actually

[fossil basin]

Yeah trust me champ NOT gonna go well for you ok?

[orchid raft]

hii how's it going?

[obtuse snow]

yawn

[cloud rain]

im ok !!!

[solemn elm]

omg you called me a champion

ty >3<

[fossil basin]

Mhm you’re not reading properly yep checks the graph yep ok got it

[solemn elm]

ill win just for you

[obtuse snow]

i want a girlfriemd,,,, sigh,,, sighs loudly

[fossil basin]

That’s not a curse

[obtuse snow]

if only some hot woman would save me from this loneliness,,,, sigh,,,

sigh,,,, sigh

[bold spindle]

depends on who you ask ig

[cloud rain]

they would if u stopped swearing

☺️

[solemn elm]

75% of your health for $10, take it or leave it.

[fossil basin]

Depends on the context

[obtuse snow]

thats not fucking true

[bold spindle]

true

[cloud rain]

woman repellent

[bold spindle]

real

[obtuse snow]

nuh uh

[solemn elm]

parry is ridiculous

you can parry pretty much everything

[fossil basin]

Hey you burnt out light bulb what the heck are you doing

[solemn elm]

it needs to be nerfed so bad

[obtuse snow]

im gonna get a girlfriend this year just to prove you wrong

[cloud rain]

“heck” Youre on thin ice bucko…

[bold spindle]

what about a restraining order

[solemn elm]

the guaranteed proc chance works on lost seers lenses btw

[solemn elm]

ya

[cloud rain]

good luck !!! ❤️

[solemn elm]

that was from Race

[bold spindle]

fellas
a question

[solemn elm]

i have a theyfriend and hes poggers

[fossil basin]

Not bait btw

[long atlas]

heyo balafolk

[fossil basin]

(By the way)

[bold spindle]

how do i go about getting completitionist

i continue to get mogged by blue stake

[solemn elm]

HEY ENA. THE BOSS IS HERE

[cloud rain]

win

[bold spindle]

chicken butt haha gotcha

[bold spindle]

fuck i didn't think of that

[long atlas]

holy crap, lilo. it’s just like that time i was in ena dream bbq!

[cloud rain]

what does joker role mean?

[bold spindle]

that u boosted

[long atlas]

just an aesthetic thing from think

[solemn elm]

if i had a penny for every time i saw someone with a peter griffin + ena profile picture i'd have two pennies...
which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[cloud rain]

oh ok

[placid turret]

uhh dont worry about wasting hands trying to dig for cards and play pairs more

[long atlas]

i based mine off that person because i thought it was funny lmao

[solemn elm]

its sick

[cloud rain]

i literally meow better than u do

where tf is my joker role

[solemn elm]

thunk gave me joker cuz i lied
(truth)

[bold spindle]

thank you garlic salt

[cloud rain]

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD I FUCKING HATE YOU

[long atlas]

thunk gave me joker role because i’m such a kind and observant soul
(partial truth)

[placid turret]

thunk didnt give me joker
(truth)

[cloud rain]

just kidding! meow :3

[cloud rain]

in contrast to me, who has never been given joker role
(truth)

[bold spindle]

i pray for u garlic salt you deserve joker role and more

good things are coming to the garlic salt fandom

[long atlas]

but yeah it’s no special permission thunk just gives it to you because you’re a cool person

[cloud rain]

and me too right? 😅

[placid turret]

thank you!

[long atlas]

based

you seem like a chill person gs

i see a joker role in your future

[bold spindle]

thank you

[bold spindle]

i think i see it too

[placid turret]

im being active here because i just wanna be in a big server thats mostly active ig

[cyan wadi]

pairs.

[bold spindle]

must have been the wind

[bold spindle]

me ffr

[long atlas]

huh that’s crazy

enaways

[bold spindle]

okay

that's what balatroze said too so i'll stick to it

[long atlas]

yes pair meta is great rn

[bold spindle]

is your pfp fucking ena peter griffin

[placid turret]

i have a hard time juggling small active servers and big very active servers but this is just the right level activeness for me

[long atlas]

grimbo and supernova is a free win

[long atlas]

yes lol

[bold spindle]

according to all knowing drspectered a bit too good

[placid turret]

fuck my internet

[bold spindle]

no thanks

[long atlas]

i laughed so fucking hard when i saw this image

[long atlas]

how old is it

[placid turret]

[placid turret]

2

[long atlas]

NO EW ABSOLUTELY NOT

[placid turret]

i replaced my router

[bold spindle]

my message got flagged oops

[placid turret]

the other ones like ancient, probably 20+

[bold spindle]

i have the amazing ability to frick up even that run

i have gotten it like three times and all of them I've lost

[long atlas]

that one’s fine

[bold spindle]

is it in a commited relationship

[long atlas]

i’d rather not get shocked today though ✌️

[placid turret]

no

[bold spindle]

you're not thinking like a true jimbo

[bold spindle]

not yet

[long atlas]

they do scale kinda slow if you win too fast so just level up pairs and play as many pairs as possible

[bold spindle]

alright
im gonna try

be back in 5

[placid turret]

ok

[bold spindle]

i know you're waiting with baited breath

[long atlas]

its not easy on the pairslop meta

[long atlas]

absolutely we await results

[bold spindle]

i'm known as the balatro girl at uni i can't letblue stake take thaaat title away from me

that*

hello cba

[long atlas]

i’m known as the better balatro fellow at my campus

fill it out pal

[bold spindle]

let's start a company and name it the BBB

better balatro bureau

[placid turret]

if you pairslop enough you get the ability to manipulate certificate to give you any number card

[long atlas]

there are other people who play balala but i’m the best on campus i’m the only one who beat gold stake lol

[placid turret]

™

[long atlas]

where have i heard this one before…

[placid turret]

wait holy shit

icelypuzzles?

[bold spindle]

sending balala pics in game discussion because this channel doesn't let me flaunt my amazing run

[solemn elm]

im probably the best balatro player in my city

i doubt i am the best in my country

[long atlas]

i am definitely not the best in my country

[wise garnet]

i think i have acne

[placid turret]

Iceland

Greenland

[wise garnet]

ez land

[long atlas]

i’m like middle upper end of the bell curve but nowhere near the level of 80% of the people of the server

[bold spindle]

me neither
there must be so many players in mexico
i'm prolly not even top 100

[long atlas]

i’m not even top 1000 in america there’s no way

[placid turret]

balatro multiplayer regional leaderboards when

actually probably already exists

[long atlas]

that’s hard to figure because “good at the game” is subjective

politics out of the server please!

[bold spindle]

plots for heist movies:

obamna

[long atlas]

anyways yes docspectred will definitely help improvement

[placid turret]

hamburber

[long atlas]

that’s what usually suggested

even then i’d even go as far to say roffle helps with basic improvement skills

[bold spindle]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ scream it twin

cryptid is that way pal

[autumn shell]

MLBA is peak cinema

[long atlas]

changing a 1000+ year old game for the funny

[obtuse snow]

im the balatro friend

[long atlas]

yeah that’s another mod methinks

[bold spindle]

shit i was thinking of bunco then

[long atlas]

erm i think urko is the balatro friend

[placid turret]

i found out abt balatro thru fuckin aliensrock

[obtuse snow]

in my local irl community dingus

[long atlas]

my fault gang 😞

[bold spindle]

i dont remember how i did but damn am i grateful

[long atlas]

i’m the balatro villain 😈

[obtuse snow]

ok bro

[steel fiber]

i don't reemember how I found balatro

but a friend gifted it to me in March 2024 and I wasn't sure how much I'd play it

[placid turret]

i loved the demo so much i think i mightve teared up when localthunk took the first demo off 😔

[long atlas]

i found it last year and it’s been every day since

[compact stump]

The mouth???

[long atlas]

the plant silly

[compact stump]

Nahhhh

[placid turret]

no, jimbos evil cousin

[compact stump]

mouth is worse

[placid turret]

obmij

[solemn elm]

vessel is the balatro villain

[compact stump]

fair

vessel is so annoying

[long atlas]

the mouth isn’t that bad i think only really on obelisk runs

[solemn elm]

plant is an NPC that people keep fighting because theyre stupid

[compact stump]

lmao

[long atlas]

“okay im just enough to get past ante 8”
“fuck”

[solemn elm]

1/5 to die

[compact stump]

no face card joker
builds around face cards

WHY

[solemn elm]

vessel is why you always need to be scoring like 3x what you otherwise would lol

[placid turret]

i need to start trying out obelisk but i ALWAYS GET IT EARLY

[solemn elm]

RIGHT?

[long atlas]

baronslop and photochad dominate the majority of of the bell curve rn

[solemn elm]

photochad doesnt even die to plant if youre not silly

[compact stump]

people just do it to have the fear of the plant ig

for the meme

Lol

[long atlas]

i hate the eye

[placid turret]

just have a glass ace in the pocket fr

[long atlas]

glace

[compact stump]

i’m a 9 enjoyer idc

[placid turret]

the fuckin ice cream???

[compact stump]

lol

[placid turret]

6 enjoyer

[solemn elm]

i like 10s

[long atlas]

never heard of such a thing

[solemn elm]

but i also like straights so thats fair

[long atlas]

i’m a queen fan

[solemn elm]

10s and 5s my beloved

straight gaming

[long atlas]

2 is goated

[compact stump]

rare joker tho

but yeah if i see a wee im 100% going 2

[long atlas]

Q and 2 are the best imo : )

[placid turret]

swedish ice cream brand

gb glace

[long atlas]

golf ball glass ace

[compact stump]

I hope we get a 7 joker in the 1.1

[long atlas]

i’d be shocked if we didn’t

[compact stump]

yeahh

[long atlas]

MY GOAT STM MENTIONED RAHHHH

stm and constellation are my absolute favorites

[placid turret]

golf ball joker

[long atlas]

okay okay i can respect that

[compact stump]

stm mime with some steels is so op

[long atlas]

it is quite underrated

[placid turret]

i like. even steven

[long atlas]

i had a run that reached e15 i think once

steel joker was at like 3x

actually maybe 4

but basically the entire deck was queens

[torn jasper]

Cheese Balls Analyst

[compact stump]

damn, my highest is 7m, on a multiplayer match sadly

[placid turret]

cloud nine that costed 9$ that gave 99$ with 99 9s cards in deck with 9/9 jokers on the 9th reroll on the 9th ante on the 9th winstreak

now wouldnt that be nine

[long atlas]

with 99 9s in your deck

when she hack on my wee till i

[placid turret]

quick more 9s

[torn jasper]

👍

[long atlas]

oops all 9s

[placid turret]

👍

[long atlas]

balatro movie when guys

[bold spindle]

soon tm

i've recieved jimbo tag

[placid turret]

after gta6

[bold spindle]

hell yeah

[placid turret]

jimbo!!!

i miss mult tho

[long atlas]

“i guess this really was a balatro, huh?”

[torn jasper]

ahh, so that's what CBA stands for

[placid turret]

we have to save the 5 legendary jokers from the evil blinds

[long atlas]

the gros michel, who died earlier in the movie twitches

[swift heath]

Hi!

[bold spindle]

hi :)

[placid turret]

hello!

[swift heath]

How are you all doing?

[long atlas]

“NOOO! MICHEL! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE HAND TOGETHER!”

“it’s okay jimmy. i’ll be back as something even better next ante.”

[bold spindle]

post credits

waluigi joker walks in
did someone say...

cryptid

cryptid will return in balatro doomsday

[long atlas]

absolute cinema

Jimothy Bo - Ben Star

[bold spindle]

wario eats some cotton candy beside him

[long atlas]

special guest appearance by murphy and roffle

[bold spindle]

you got his name wrong

it's jimacious bo

first we bala... then we tro.

let's balatro

[long atlas]

chicken joker!

“what is this, some kind of boss blind?”

[bold spindle]

man walks in to pub

hey is this the local-

a sign falls on him, making a thunk

[long atlas]

we know jimbo is ben star what’s the rest of the cast

dwayne johnson as jen joker perhaps?

[bold spindle]

adam sandler as blueprint and as brainstorm

a jack and jill situation

[long atlas]

yo i agree with this casting

then who’s gonna be baron and mime

[bold spindle]

geoff keighley

or however you write that guys name

[long atlas]

or the red seal steel kings who storm the castle

[long atlas]

ball knowledge

canadian dude that made the game awards

[bold spindle]

the game awards guy

leprechaun walks in

[long atlas]

stone joker makes an appearance (played by awkwafina) and fucking smashes the table with a massive fucking rock

[placid turret]

do we have the necessary chris pratt casting for the joke

[long atlas]

heck yeah, that’s what i’m talm bout! +50 chips!

[long atlas]

splash or flowerpot what do we think

erosion even

[placid turret]

flowerpot

[long atlas]

chris pratt casted as flowerpot confirmed

who’s the goat constellation

or the other goat stm

wait guys which controversial celebrity can be burgalar

[bold spindle]

violet vessel

fuck violet vessel

[solemn elm]

kanye west

[placid turret]

Ill combine The Ace of Spades and The Ace Of Diamonds together... throw in a little 10 of Hearts... and lastly, a dash of a 10 of Clubs!

[bold spindle]

ricky gervais

[placid turret]

truth nuke

[solemn elm]

"AND HERE IS WHY I HATE SPECTRAL CARDS. THEYRE ALL RELIGIOUS HOODOO VOODOO NONSENSE"

[bold spindle]

and the thumbnail is a polychrome card next to the word woke

[placid turret]

hell even toby fox

[solemn elm]

• jimbo if he was written by vivziepop

[bold spindle]

toby fox voicing a one word cameo by stone joker would go fucking insane

[solemn elm]

THAT WAS MY FUCKING HELL HOUSE MONEY

[placid turret]

Maybe Fucking Go Fuck is more our sexuality...

[long atlas]

i fucking guess this really fucking was a fucking balatro…

[bold spindle]

fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck.

[long atlas]

kackled at this

[bold spindle]

fucking kackled*

[long atlas]

fucking cackled, bitch!

[bold spindle]

we have to get troy baker on this asap

just for our token video game actor

[long atlas]

when’s mr beast getting a role

[bold spindle]

or roger craig smith

[long atlas]

he’s throwback

[bold spindle]

FUCK ROGER CRAIG SMITH AS THROWBACK GOES BONKERS

[placid turret]

wait shit i realized i capitalized the first F so it looks like go fish got changed to fucking go fuck

[long atlas]

we gotta skip through the blinds gang! gotta go fast!

[bold spindle]

what

[long atlas]

so then he’d be sixth sense

[bold spindle]

caps lock made me seem way over enthusiastic about that

[placid turret]

akira toriyama writing the balatro manga

[long atlas]

67 kid as hack

[bold spindle]

i don't see that happening pal

[bold spindle]

no 67 kid as cloud 9

and he says 9 with the same energy

[long atlas]

but hack is the same energy as the 67 joke

trueeee

i’ll try any gender

[placid turret]

1. missionary

[cyan wadi]

acholar 🔥

[long atlas]

who’s smeared joker

[placid turret]

dr house

[cyan wadi]

average balatro player

[long atlas]

what’s that say i can’t read

[cyan wadi]

dr mouse

[modern helm]

i thought the typical balatro player was a femboy with a gambling addiction

[cyan wadi]

oh sry it says average balatro player

[bold spindle]

yeah what about me

[cyan wadi]

quite literally

[long atlas]

ohhh okay thanks

[modern helm]

i may be both

[bold spindle]

just remove the boy and here i am

[cyan wadi]

😎

[bold spindle]

yes

[placid turret]

just remove the fem and here i am

[cyan wadi]

bro i hate the 🆒 emoji back then when you typed : cool : it did the 😎

[bold spindle]

garlic salt

[modern helm]

AYE another cultist

[cyan wadi]

thunk has been hard at work

[modern helm]

you could say thunk has been thunking

[bold spindle]

hey garlic salt which do you have more of garlic or salt

[cyan wadi]

salted cracker or salted cracked

[placid turret]

gulp

[placid turret]

salt probably

[cyan wadi]

salt him uo

🤯

[void bison]

😳

[placid turret]

salt... cracked? 😟

[bold spindle]

hell nah we have the condiment siblings up in here

mustard and garlic salt

[cyan wadi]

mustard, ketchup, and long lost cousin GARLIC SALT

[placid turret]

GARLIC SALT IS NOT A CONDIMENT ITS A SEASONING

[bold spindle]

SAME THING YOU PUT IT ON AND IT GOES YUM

[placid turret]

adding that to the list

[solemn elm]

would you say cheese is more of a condiment or a seasoning

[bold spindle]

DEPENDS ON THE PRESENTATION AND USAGE

[solemn elm]

you have to choose

[bold spindle]

sorry caps lock

[cyan wadi]

idk if skinkina is a boy or girl 😭

[solemn elm]

is it more of a condiment or a seasoning

[solemn elm]

does it matter

also she has "boy" in her pronouns

[cyan wadi]

😲

[long atlas]

boy who uses she/her

[cyan wadi]

also says "she/her" man idk how that stuff works 😭

[bold spindle]

[long atlas]

just use she/her

[cyan wadi]

i'm not online much

[solemn elm]

pronouns is just how you refer to someone in place of their name

[bold spindle]

kid named finger

[solemn elm]

"you", "i", "we", "they"

[void bison]

boooo

get off the stage

[long atlas]

BALL I REFERENCED THIS THE OTHER NIGHT

[bold spindle]

homer scream

[cyan wadi]

chess 2 return of the castling

[void bison]

guys stop misgendering kris

[long atlas]

reverse chess

[void bison]

his pronouns are they them

[placid turret]

kid named

[cyan wadi]

sorry i'll stop misgendering him

[bold spindle]

that shiney headed idiot lives in my head rent free every time i hear the word pronouns{

[solemn elm]

THEY/THEM[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10]...[47]

[placid turret]

!sshec

[long atlas]

i fucking love that image

[cyan wadi]

if you have they/them in your bio, i will not argue with you, i am clearly outnumbered

[compact stump]

| ||

[bold spindle]

man blew a gasket at the thought of a gramatical structure

[placid turret]

[citation needed]

[cyan wadi]

||doingus.||

[bold spindle]

this reads like an onion headline

[cyan wadi]

gasket 👵

[placid turret]

||spoiler talk||

[bold spindle]

man explodes after seeing pronoun in dictionary

[compact stump]

😭

[cyan wadi]

spoiler aler ||iron guy duys at the end of end game||

[long atlas]

NOOOO

[compact stump]

AHHH

[void bison]

I have no pronouns; you shall only refer to salsa by direct name

[bold spindle]

YES AND

gosh darn kiddos

[void bison]

boowmp

[long atlas]

i go by mustard/mustard

[compact stump]

4 fingers btw)

[placid turret]

i go by tree/trunk

[bold spindle]

uproarious laughter

[cyan wadi]

is this a jehht reference

[modern helm]

i go by your dad

[void bison]

No

[bold spindle]

is that fucking loss

[compact stump]

yes.

[void bison]

No thats just loss not fucking loss

[bold spindle]

duality of man

[long atlas]

maybe

[cyan wadi]

he speaks naught but truth

[lime tusk]

I met jimbo yesterday (No image for privacy reasons)

[placid turret]

are we fucking loss

[cyan wadi]

[placid turret]

do not the horse

[compact stump]

peter.

[long atlas]

what

[bold spindle]

im bouncing

[placid turret]

CAN REACTED FUCK

[bold spindle]

see ya

[compact stump]

o fuck peter actually here

[placid turret]

bye

[cyan wadi]

can reacted fuck 🔥

[long atlas]

yo

[bold spindle]

bye garlic salt

[long atlas]

bye bye salt

[bold spindle]

meow

[placid turret]

see you sometime

[flint copper]

meow

[placid turret]

PI TIME

[cyan wadi]

goodbye garlic salt

[flint copper]

nya nya

[placid turret]

ITS PI TINE

[void bison]

Why are so many people getting joker role

[placid turret]

okay bye

[compact stump]

cuz blue

[placid turret]

i need to sleepe

[long atlas]

because we’re awesome

[cyan wadi]

because they are tubular

[placid turret]

wish me a Great slumber

[long atlas]

also in recent memory it’s just been me and skinkina

[void bison]

Auf wiedersehen

[void bison]

Lilo

[long atlas]

slepwel

[cyan wadi]

no. im done.

[long atlas]

lilos had it as long as i’ve been here

[void bison]

She did?

[flint copper]

Hear me out

[placid turret]

actually one last thing

[compact stump]

i don’t get the joker role but thunk changes my name to this

[flint copper]

There should be sin joker roles for if you’re a joker and a suit

[long atlas]

you’re next dw

[compact stump]

I wouldnt complain abt being blu

[cyan wadi]

🙄

[void bison]

I wish someone loved me

[compact stump]

Shush.

[void bison]

Sugh.....

[long atlas]

guys remember the number one rule of joker role is to not ask for joker role

[compact stump]

i don’t

[cloud rain]

friend of thunk (derogatory)

[placid turret]

Question Time.
Fifty 5s or five 50s?

[long atlas]

i know just saying in general

[placid turret]

okay bye fr now

[cyan wadi]

gamer (derogatory)

[long atlas]

50 5s is more duh

[void bison]

50x5 = 5x50

Commutive Property of Multiplicatiob

[long atlas]

50x5 is more so that one

[flint copper]

Actually fifty 5s is NaN, which is unbeatable

[cyan wadi]

purr-gato-ry

[long atlas]

AAAAHHH

[void bison]

Are you in 4 bit what the fuck

[flint copper]

Multgetajob

[compact stump]

mult?

[flint copper]

Came to me in a vision

[void bison]

Did you know

[flint copper]

No

[void bison]

I dont either

[compact stump]

i did

not anymore

those who know?

mb

[void bison]

Those who have max points in intuition

[solemn elm]

those who snow?

⛄

[void bison]

Those who sow

farm.png

[compact stump]

those who

[void bison]

Those who blow

(Chibi-Robo Ziplash)

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it ↩️

[quartz glade]

how many more definitions are there

[solemn elm]

those who glow

🌟

those who crow

🐦

peter

[void bison]

THAT DOESNT RHYME

[solemn elm]

that doesnt rhyme

[void bison]

FAILURE

[solemn elm]

those who sew

👵

[compact stump]

those who saw

[solemn elm]

that doesnt rhyme

[void bison]

those who row

[flint copper]

those who conquered

[void bison]

🛶

[solemn elm]

those who go

🏃

[compact stump]

mimimi

[void bison]

those who Woodrow

[solemn elm]

those who toe

🦶

[void bison]

those who Poe

✍️

[compact stump]

those who low

[solemn elm]

🇯🇲

[flint copper]

FEEEEET 😫

[void bison]

Doesn't rhyme

[compact stump]

those who mow

[void bison]

Those who quo

[void bison]

🕐

[flint copper]

Repeat

😡

[solemn elm]

those who yo

🤚

[flint copper]

those who bo

[void bison]

those who yo

Jesse Pinkman

[flint copper]

those who bro

👨

[void bison]

those who etoh

YAWWNNN

[flint copper]

Eat toes???

🥵

Oh my God

[void bison]

Bro thinks hes Quentin Tarantino

[flint copper]

I killed the chat

[compact stump]

those who blow

[void bison]

Sorry I had to look up Hollywood feet guy

[compact stump]

🌬️

[high violet]

those bala tro

[warped sphinx]

this is true

[compact stump]

there’s game industry feet guy (hideo kojima)

[frosty pecan]

yes

[warped sphinx]

i like your name nephew

[frosty pecan]

Urs too uncle

[warped sphinx]

❤️‍🩹

[junior hedge]

herro everyone :D

man why is every server i am in dead 😭

byee

[languid kiln]

I have no idea.

[analog pendant]

man the fish bind is sop annoying

[boreal scarab]

Evening, gamers

[covert zephyr]

hello all

hru tonight?

[modern helm]

[covert zephyr]

hope you're doing well tonight

[modern helm]

I am mostly well

[covert zephyr]

same, setting up an experiment with Balatro in minecraft

[modern helm]

balatro in minecraft

interesting

[covert zephyr]

I did it before just to see what one would look like

but now this time it's an experiment to see what card appears the most in 20 Erratic Decks

[modern helm]

huh

nice

[covert zephyr]

based on a thought I had to test someone with 20 Erratic decks, looking through their starting decks

[covert zephyr]

would you be interested in doing this? helping my experiment I mean

[modern helm]

no

i hope all goes well tho

[covert zephyr]

I hope so too

this took about half an hour to set up

[fierce rain]

HI CHAT

👋

WAKE UP

RAHHHH

WAKE UPPP

HI

i’m bored

[frosty pecan]

No im gonna sleep

Its 11:52 pm for me

[covert zephyr]

hru tonight?

[fierce rain]

im alr

[covert zephyr]

same

[fierce rain]

using #🕹・game-discussion as general rn

go join the chat there

[covert zephyr]

trying to run an experiment myself

[noble jewel]

I only just figured out how to make a pixilated brush on procreate 😭😭😭

[modern helm]

i wish i was cool enough to afford procreate

[fierce rain]

...

its like $15

[modern helm]

and some people have issues keeping employment or don't have apple devices

i'm sorry you don't know that there are other people in different financial situations then you 🫂

[fierce rain]

no dude ive been there

just saying

if you could gift apple apps id give it to you

[modern helm]

oh my bad?

[zealous dagger]

@everyone

[vivid island]

[modern helm]

[agile pawn]

just use unethical methods of gaining money

that's what all the billionaires do

[modern helm]

like creating a backdoor for free balatro? (joking, i don't even know any game scripts)

i don't wanna do that to thunk

thunk is good thunk

[autumn shell]

Chat what kinda cat should I get?

For context I’m gonna name it after my ex and when I call it I’m gonna say “Arya, you pussy, get over here.”

[quartz whale]

I js had cavedish expire

And didn't record it

[inland kindle]

lawrd gawd dawmn

[polar gull]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[acoustic crater]

hey guys new to the server, if i wanted to give an idea for a joker would i put it in suggestions or somewhere else?

[boreal axle]

I'm a little embarrassed by the fact it took me about 100+ hours worth of Balatro to realize that there was a Discord server for the game.

Also having 3 Joker Stencils at the same time is awesome.

[acoustic crater]

joker stencil my goat

[inland kindle]

yeah

its for all kinds of suggestions, i believe localthunk goes in there in secret

[sharp hollow]

i'm putting my sona as face cards in the game, i just don't know how the game's artstyle works for me to draw..

[frozen turtle]

[mellow raven]

Get in

[hazy bluff]

Good morning

[vast raft]

Why are you blue
Are you chips??!?!?!?!?!??

[cloud rain]

aaaand thats a ban

[brazen briar]

Why are YOU blue?!?!?

[modern helm]

I love how you're the only person who has an issue with it

[inland kindle]

Balatro Balatrez is currently playing Balatro

[cloud rain]

how it feels making a joke in balatro discord server

[modern helm]

You're definitely like 13 or something ROFL

[vast raft]

[modern helm]

Anyway, as I was saying

[vast raft]

I'm not blue I'm redzarro

[placid turret]

hello jimbcord

[vast raft]

[boreal scarab]

Bought Balatro on mobile

[placid turret]

get free balatro anywhere you go!

[boreal scarab]

EXACTLY

[ionic hinge]

Cheeseburger

[sharp hollow]

i imagine jimbo's voice sounds exactly like that video

[modern helm]

:0 it's real???

FREE balatro????

NOT ❌ ON MY WATCH ⌚

[solemn elm]

DICE A MILLION IN 5 HOURS

[meager glade]

thunk is going to murder these

[modern helm]

oh absolutely

[sharp hollow]

huh

wdym

localus thunkston would never

[modern helm]

the people that actually pirate balatro

or try to make it free

get nuked 🍄

[sharp hollow]

(we're just referencing that one "free wifi anywhere you go" meme)

[modern helm]

yeah, exactly

that's why i'm wondering why that first guy called for me to be banned when my comment said BOTH /jk and that i don't know coding language

it's too overwhelming for my autism brain

there are too many different things that mean different things

i'm good stickin to blender

[inland kindle]

Getting my chips on my own time, Balatro matched me
With the right joker for free!
get connected, For free, with The Balatro connection 🎵

[modern helm]

call BG Jimbo, 1-800-GAM-BLING

but yeah if i could i would give thunk so much money for developing balatro and more games but i brokey

BUT ya boi has orientation tmmrrw

[sharp hollow]

why do i recognise this song

[modern helm]

i think it's the education connection song

[cloud rain]

???? why

[sharp hollow]

there's a miscommunication i believe

they were making a not so easy to understand joke reference

[cloud rain]

oh ok

whats the reference?

[sharp hollow]

there was like a fake ad video that says "free wifi anywhere you go!" for an app called free wifi anywhere for ios, but it's more of a meme than anything

the voice sounds like jimbo too imo

[placid turret]

says: maybe you have to download some free chips...

[cloud rain]

REAL reference: ROFL = Roffle = Balatro

[placid turret]

with bacon or with sausages

[wanton sentinel]

Egg

[inland kindle]

Free Education Connection Ad

Truly a Banger

[sharp hollow]

i agre

[inland kindle]

is discord nitro finally worth it

[solemn elm]

no

[cloud rain]

no

[solemn elm]

do not support this garbage company

[inland kindle]

but-

you have nitro

[solemn elm]

no

no i do not

[inland kindle]

never mind i got confused by the color of your name

but like, can you boost AND not buy nitro?

[solemn elm]

i am not currently a booster

[sharp hollow]

yeah even tho it's basically wasting your money

[solemn elm]

the booster symbol just shows when i first boosted

[sand osprey]

is there any mod can calculate ur score in mobile guys

[sharp hollow]

nope

but there's a website

where you can calculate you hand by simulating what cards you have

[solemn elm]

use this https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[inland kindle]

got it, sorry for the misunderstanding

[solemn elm]

no worries

[sand osprey]

oh okay ty bro

[sharp hollow]

yay

[boreal scarab]

How's everyone doing today?

[inland kindle]

I was asking because I have this free trial but for a long time I have heard or rather I had read that it was not worth it and discord was ruining the platform, I wanted to see if something had changed in recent years lmao

[solemn elm]

oh you can use a free trial just fine

just make sure you dont give them any money

[inland kindle]

oh you can count on that

[inland kindle]

good morning friend

[boreal scarab]

Morning, how's it going?

[sharp hollow]

purple!

wbu

[solemn elm]

im doing pretty grey

[inland kindle]

just thinking..

if i should have

breakfast or not

[boreal scarab]

My leg is in pain

And I dont know why

[inland kindle]

describe the type of pain

[boreal scarab]

Its in the back of my thigh

And I've tried stretching every way I can, it doesn't help

[sharp hollow]

aw, you should get it checked..

my chest still hurts every two other weeks and has been like this for 4 months

was told to get an mri but i didn't

[inland kindle]

is it more like burning, stinging, “pins and needles”?

[boreal scarab]

Pins and needles

[solemn elm]

sorry i put those there

[sharp hollow]

evil

[boreal scarab]

Oof, thanks ig

[hot vortex]

acupuncture

[inland kindle]

i’m guessing it’s probably irritation

but you should get it checked if it’s gets worse of if it is bad rn

the good news you ain’t dying

[boreal scarab]

True

The pain is slowly going away

[inland kindle]

sometimes it can also be cold weather what causes it

idk if it’s cold where you are rn

[boreal scarab]

Oh yeah, it is

Colorado is chilly rn

[hot vortex]

I js realized smth

Paredoila has a hand of some kind in it

I wonder if its possible to figure out which one from the pixels

Assuming its a classic texas holdem poker setup

Okay looks like ace pair

[signal sonnet]

What's like the worst Joker overall

Like one that has pretty much zero upsides

Besides Credit Card

[hot vortex]

clever joker

early game joker for a late game hand

[inland kindle]

oh you are from colorado

🔥

was born there

[signal sonnet]

So like I didn't actually know what Credit Card did so I looked it up

[solemn elm]

showman

[signal sonnet]

Just kinda seems like yknow if it's early game and there's a real good voucher in the shop you could get it

[solemn elm]

showman is actively detrimental

[signal sonnet]

Or like a rare Joker idk

[signal sonnet]

I mean I guess

[boreal scarab]

Hell yeah

I was born in Pennsylvania, but moved here when I was three

[spare violet]

Has anyone had a weird issue all of sudden where Balatro crashes shortly after launch only when Discord is open. Ive disabled the discord overlay and hardware acceleration but it still crashes every time unless im screen sharing for some reason its the weirdest thing ever 😭

[solemn elm]

is your game modded

[spare violet]

Nada completely vanilla

[solemn elm]

and by completely vanilla you also mean you dont have steamodded installed?

[spare violet]

yeah havent downloaded any mods

[solemn elm]

i think its because of your memory

if you open task manager, look at your memory graph and then open balatro

it seems to be a discord bug

[spare violet]

that's what i was thinking originally but no spikes in usage before it crashes or even when it launches. I guess ill just have to stream every time i do a run lmao 😂

[solemn elm]

someone found a workaround where they used OBS and then streamed the OBS to discord

[placid turret]

Question Time.
Dodos or Flamingos.

[solemn elm]

if i could have one i would have a dodo

because theyre all dead

[cloud rain]

dodos

flamingos are gross

[sacred frigate]

okay but when you need duplicates it’s the only way without the chance to ruin your run

[sinful bay]

wsp chat

[boreal scarab]

Yo yo yo

Im good, hbu?

[sinful bay]

am good thank you for asking

[boreal scarab]

Sorry for the late reply, Im at work

[sinful bay]

nah man its all good

keep grinding

🔥

[boreal scarab]

I mean, I downloaded Balatro on my phone so I can play at work

[inland kindle]

dude same

it is boring when traveling sometimes

[sinful bay]

W

W

W

W

W

fr

balatro and hollow knight should collab

[lusty canopy]

One day they will...maybe

[boreal scarab]

I mean, I do quite a bit of traveling whenever I can, so having games on the phone to play is nice

[lusty canopy]

I want an ace attorney collab

[boreal scarab]

Give me a Sonic collab

[inland kindle]

my job requires me to travel too much so I decided to buy a balatro because I already had it in the console, i mean why not?

[boreal scarab]

Fair

[modern helm]

i wish i had a vehicle or some sort of transportation on my own

i just got a job and i don't wanna lose it :/

[sharp hollow]

chat should i really make my face card textures look the same when rotated?

[modern helm]

yes

your face card needs to be able to be swiped and afford it 🤲🏻

[inland kindle]

If I have learned something is that sometimes you will have to improvise when you start from the bottom, eventually and with effort, you will succeed in getting a car

[long atlas]

greethigs balagang

[tawdry pier]

I love that pfp

[long atlas]

shut up kris

[knotty lodge]

Holy shit balatro switch 2 edition js dropped

[long atlas]

WHAT

[knotty lodge]

Yea checm

[tawdry pier]

No way

[long atlas]

THUNK YOU GOTTA ANNOUNCE THIS SHIT

[knotty lodge]

I dont have photo perms but you can check online

Actually ima post a photo on game discussion

[long atlas]

oh wow look at that

[sharp hollow]

what exactly

[knotty lodge]

Its got mouse controls!

[knotty lodge]

Balatro ns2 edition

[sharp hollow]

uh huh

is it an actual thing

[jolly bough]

Is there a way for me to move my save over from the switch 1 version?

[solemn elm]

no it isnt

because showman can also ruin your run

[solemn elm]

not without homebrewing

unless you mean from switch 1 to switch 2

in which case yes that works just fine

[plucky breach]

Wait you can?

How

[solemn elm]

hold on i remember thunk talking about it

[jolly bough]

I’m meaning from the switch 1 version of the game to the switch 2 version.

[west gazelle]

you cannot import your switch 1 files to your switch 2

[solemn elm]

i dont have a switch 2 so i dont know how it works, but thunk said it works.
#🎙・server-chat message

[plucky breach]

There is no option as of now

Maybe there will be a day 1 patch or something

[solemn elm]

unless i misinterpreted his message of course

[compact stump]

ig not

[jolly bough]

Thats a shame. I’ll probably end up sticking with the switch 1 version until I can move my save

[plucky breach]

I think someone screwed up here
Balatro switch 2 is a different app, not a patch on top of already existing game

So saves aren’t compatible

[west gazelle]

you didn't, but the final way it's been set up doesn't allow it. Nintendo don't make things easy but we're trying our best

[solemn elm]

that sucks

[plucky breach]

Oh ok. Unfortunate

[solemn elm]

i hope you find a solution

[west gazelle]

I will try to find out if there will be one, but no guarantee

[jolly bough]

Thank you 🙏 I’d love to be able to switch but I don’t really want to lose my progress

[plucky breach]

Thank you

[austere ore]

localthunk is online
what will he say

[solemn elm]

hello chat

[mortal gazelle]

what's better?an eternal DNA or an eternal wee

[plucky breach]

Wee

In wee we believe

[mortal gazelle]

great(i just rolled both in a buffon pack)

[modern helm]

Its annoying asl tho

[knotty vale]

worth noting: if you buy the Switch 2 version, it appears that does not trigger a 100% discount on the Switch 1 version

[sharp hollow]

hello everyone hope you all are doing great

i am localus thunkston and jimbo is a fashion role model

[knotty vale]

that being said it sounds like it's not triggering in general for some people (especially those which have Physical...)

so we'll see

[placid turret]

[knotty vale]

so genuine question here (please forgive me if you're not allowed to answer this or whatever): why was a Switch 2 Edition approach not done with Balatro by chance? (since there's been other games that have done that approach with a $0 Switch 2 Edition Upgrade Pack)

[west gazelle]

I am not allowed to answer that I'm afraid! all I know is that it's back end production stuff

[knotty vale]

no worries

[rare yew]

I was not referring to Balatro, just switch 1 version of a game/save on switch 1 being transferred to the switch 1 version on switch 2

[queen estuary]

What‘s the resolution and framerate for the switch 2 version?

[signal sonnet]

2 fps

[sharp hollow]

what a bummer!

[oblique isle]

22.22

Seconds per frame

[rough swallow]

Any word on physical copies receiving the switch 2 version for free or is that for digital only since its a whole new version?

[signal sonnet]

I wanna play Roblox
But I don't wanna give David Baszucki more money

[boreal scarab]

Update on how Im doing. Leg was hurting, but a customer gave me some Advil and now Im doing great

[signal sonnet]

What happened to your leg

[boreal scarab]

No clue

It just hurts from time to time and I dont know why

[oblique isle]

You say this when he actually already got your data and is gaining money from it

It doesn’t matter

[signal sonnet]

Na I didn't give him allat

[oblique isle]

He took it himself

[signal sonnet]

Well he should be sued

Idk

[oblique isle]

He’ll bribe

[signal sonnet]

With what money bro

Their stocks keep going down

[oblique isle]

Imaginary money

That’s how OpenAI bought all the fucking ram in the damn world

[signal sonnet]

I heard OpenAI might run outta dosh soon

[compact stump]

hello thunky

[signal sonnet]

Yo Clob

[compact stump]

Is it clob glob or cleb

[signal sonnet]

What's your least favorite Joker

[compact stump]

i’m confused now

[compact stump]

huhhhh

[signal sonnet]

Any all

[compact stump]

i don’t think i’ve thought abt that

[signal sonnet]

Cmon man

You gotta pick one

[compact stump]

fuck idk

[signal sonnet]

You NEED to

[compact stump]

let me think

[signal sonnet]

PLEASE

PICK ONE NOW

[compact stump]

what about u

[signal sonnet]

Uhhh

Hmm

Well

Umm

[compact stump]

…

[signal sonnet]

I think I'd say probably

That one

[compact stump]

wich one.

[signal sonnet]

That one

Yknow

The one that does that thing

[compact stump]

that one?

oh yeah

that one

[signal sonnet]

Fr though uhm

Could I say Diet Cola

Cuz skipping is dog water

Most of the time

[amber charm]

Lots of new updates this febraury...

[signal sonnet]

I mean double tags are good

But how often are you skipping

[knotty lodge]

Balatro switch 2 edition is so cool

[dapper thunder]

Does anyone else's controller randomly vibrate nonstop on switch 2?

[oblique isle]

How are you playing balala if you’re a lucario

[dapper thunder]

Very carefully

[sharp hollow]

fair

[signal sonnet]

I don't have a Switch 2 yet so uhhh oops