🎙・server-chat

[fierce rain]

d

[compact stump]

owwwww

[long atlas]

ok yall let’s settle down with our d

[fierce rain]

ok

[fierce rain]

e

[compact stump]

ayo

[hot vortex]

[long atlas]

everyone put your d away

[placid turret]

can we have p instead

[frosty pecan]

No i need a bit more time with ts

[compact stump]

it dont wanna

[long atlas]

only if you drink some water

[fierce rain]

i’m not having sex with you right now woltah

[hot vortex]

slowmode got enabled guys

[amber rune]

s

[placid turret]

horse

[zealous obsidian]

the horses name was wednesday

[fierce rain]

everyone react this message with as many reactions as possible

[warped sphinx]

canned food

[long atlas]

so folks what do we wanna talk about
food perhaps again?

[placid turret]

and then it went silent on balatros front

[compact stump]

i dont wanna

[rare yew]

Please stop spam

Ill take off slowmode

Just chill

[warped sphinx]

ok we promise to stop

[fierce rain]

nuh uh

[compact stump]

mb thunky

[fierce rain]

d

[compact stump]

ban em

[fierce rain]

true

[compact stump]

/j

[rare yew]

Nixon I’m serious

[fiery flower]

what did y'all do to get slow mode enabled

[long atlas]

mods crush his skull

[amber rune]

Mods, crush his skull

[zealous obsidian]

thunk was your fake chicken good

[amber rune]

Dammit

[fierce rain]

i said one d after like 3 minutes

[placid turret]

do the d

[long atlas]

same wavelength

[fierce rain]

i don’t think that qualifies

[warped sphinx]

you're being crushed by an elephant

[compact stump]

mods, slaughter their family

[rare yew]

You knew what you were doing

I don’t wanna battle

[long atlas]

mods turn their balls into tungsten

[warped sphinx]

woah localthunk dont have a crashout now

[hot vortex]

vaporize that child at once

[amber rune]

Careful mate Thunk is gonna break your neck with one finger

[placid turret]

draw your swords

[compact stump]

fuck i just imagined it

ouch

[warped sphinx]

it's gonna be like the gif of jerma breaking containment

[long atlas]

anyways what’s y’all’s favorite colors and why

[warped sphinx]

blue

i like

[compact stump]

black ionno why

[fierce rain]

oh absolutely

[compact stump]

i like black

[amber rune]

Yk that clip of Dr Manhattan vaporising someone

[fiery flower]

lucky card color

[fierce rain]

bro doesn’t want to have a pokemon battle with me

[placid turret]

vlue and eed

.

[hot vortex]

yellow or purple

[long atlas]

insert that one emo spongebob image

[placid turret]

Blue. And. RED.

[compact stump]

lmao i just like it

[hot vortex]

Delete feelings 💔🥀

[warped sphinx]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[zealous obsidian]

i forget that most people on discord are kids lol

[amber rune]

Sat beat spimson

[warped sphinx]

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

[rare yew]

Yeaaah

[placid turret]

beat me to it

[long atlas]

i feel like an unc

[rare yew]

I also forget that

[balmy sapphire]

green because green is nice

[amber rune]

me too

[warped sphinx]

guy that's 19:

[fierce rain]

insert that one image of the toddler with the screen cut in half to reveal a 6 year old

[hot vortex]

Ik what ur talking about

[warped sphinx]

skibidi toilet was 3 years ago

[long atlas]

close enough

[placid turret]

and the baby laughing remix

[fierce rain]

exactly

[fierce rain]

erm actually i’m 18

[warped sphinx]

ishowspeed and kai cenat as mario and luigi with laughing baby funk in the background

[rigid night]

Insert guy aging gif

I'm 23 and feel ancient

[placid turret]

they be. Jumping. And Doing Tricks

[compact stump]

thunk, wheres the photo of the false chicken. pwetty pls

[fierce rain]

🥫

alr gotta do my job or whatever

bye pookies

[long atlas]

crazy to think we thought hawk tuah and skibidi toilet were mind melting, now we have italian brain rot 67 and whatnot

[placid turret]

woukd you eat hlrse meat

[fiery flower]

could've fooled me

[hot vortex]

Italian brainrot died a long time ago

[long atlas]

it’s a japanese meal actually

[rigid night]

Yes

[compact stump]

we thought musically was it

[hot vortex]

I mean honestly yeah

theres worse meat

[long atlas]

darkscythe what’s the japanese dish called with horse meat

[hot vortex]

Horse meat dish

[compact stump]

ive tried horse meat

shit tasty ngl

[rigid night]

Basashi

[placid turret]

seems REALLY tough and chewy i think?

it feels like it

[amber rune]

Tesco sold horse meat secretly and i was eating that unknowingly

[rigid night]

Would try it

[long atlas]

bologna is probably made of horse meat

[hot vortex]

I havent had steak in like 4 years

[placid turret]

Mmm!

[long atlas]

hot dogs too

[placid turret]

🦞

[amber rune]

Didnt that lasagna thing also contain horse

[hot vortex]

I like steak btw

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sweet herald]

Which lasagna???

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[long atlas]

what yall know about radioactive shrimp

[placid turret]

the tesco one

[rare yew]

Dinner

[sweet herald]

I left during the orange chicken convo
Now I’m back with horse lasagna

[placid turret]

THERES SHRIMP ON SALE

[hot vortex]

That is a really nice photo

[compact stump]

gawd damn man

[balmy sapphire]

What level do you cook your steak too?

[rigid night]

I ate half of something that tasted like terrible beef at a Vietnamese friend's birthday party. He told me to stop eating because it was actually dog

[sweet herald]

Oh goodness that looks really good

[long atlas]

is that tofu in orange chicken sauce

[amber rune]

There was a lasagna in like europe that actually had horse meat in it or smth

[zealous obsidian]

very nice, you could be a photographer for le crueset or something lol

[rigid night]

Looks good

[hot vortex]

Usually medium or medium rare

[compact stump]

looks out of pinterest

[balmy sapphire]

okay good

[placid turret]

well done

[sweet herald]

Oh hello lol

[long atlas]

yeah thunk put this on your pinterest account

[balmy sapphire]

those are the only acceptable levels

[placid turret]

thunkerest

[compact stump]

accoubt would make numbers lol

[sweet herald]

That is
wow

[long atlas]

joker aesthetic board

[rare yew]

I also made the sauce from 2 fresh oranges + their zest

It’s delicious

[compact stump]

u making me hungry

[long atlas]

what kinda sauce is it

[compact stump]

damn

[placid turret]

how many calories

[rigid night]

It was imported from Indonesia and Senator Kennedy (R-LA) made a speech about it on the Senate floor saying that it could turn you into The Alien or make you grow an extra ear

[zealous obsidian]

how long have you been vegetarian?

[sweet herald]

orang

[long atlas]

is it like the sauce you put on orange chicken

[compact stump]

at least huhhhhhh 3?

[rare yew]

Like orange chicken sauce I unno

[hot vortex]

I thought he just liked eating healthy or smth

[placid turret]

THE Alien

[long atlas]

omfggg i’m salivating

[amber rune]

Dont take this as me trying to be a dick or anything but wouldnt your name look better with a ♥️ instead of a ❤️

[placid turret]

gpod enough, into my mouth it goes

[rigid night]

From "Alien"

[hot vortex]

You said that a little too passionately

[long atlas]

tofu slaps lowk i don’t get the hate

[compact stump]

Am i the only one to think that sesame seed are absolutely useless????

[long atlas]

yeah but they look cool so we add them anyways

[compact stump]

Like ive tried using em and they do nun to the flavor?

[balmy sapphire]

especially when it’s seasoned well

[compact stump]

fair

[placid turret]

their texture is good id say

[amber rune]

Do they even taste of anything

[long atlas]

not really

[sweet herald]

They taste of sesame seed

[compact stump]

that is true

[hot vortex]

Sesame seeds are grown on hamburger plants

[long atlas]

if you realllly focus and eat them by themselves there’s a flavor

[hot vortex]

🧠

[hot vortex]

They taste like rice

[placid turret]

focus your tastebuds to unlock its flavour

[hot vortex]

Like plain dry rice

[long atlas]

exactly

[sweet herald]

Bro hasn’t unlocked the Sesame DLC

[long atlas]

maybe a touch more flavor but still

[compact stump]

rice has more flavor lol

[placid turret]

basmati or jasmin?

[long atlas]

you unlocked it by saying open sesame on sesame street

[hot vortex]

what are those

[placid turret]

which yall like more

[placid turret]

rice types

[long atlas]

types of rice

[amber rune]

Jasmin

[sweet herald]

Jasmine rice all day

[compact stump]

ionno i just take wtv i have in the counter

[long atlas]

and jasmine easy

[sweet herald]

No question

[fierce rain]

fellers

what do i do

[compact stump]

breathe

[amber rune]

Jasmine clears ngl

[sweet herald]

Why are you freaky Mr President

[placid turret]

so many people around me like basmati more somehow

[fierce rain]

i lowk found a bag of pot on the ground but technically it’s legal but also i’m technically not allowed to touch it

yet it’s in the middle of my gas pad so i have to clean it up

[placid turret]

WHAT

[compact stump]

bless a friend ionno

[rigid night]

It's a tie. Depends on what I'm having as a main

[zealous obsidian]

👔

[hot vortex]

Honestly just tell the authorities

[fierce rain]

this is a solid $40 worth of product just sitting here

[fierce rain]

why would i do that tho

pot isn’t illegal

[compact stump]

i would gift it to a friend

[hot vortex]

Oh ok

[compact stump]

i aint even joking

[hot vortex]

I thought it was

[amber rune]

Nerd everyone knows drug good and fruits bad

[fierce rain]

i’m 18 tho and i don’t wanna be distrusting that

i don’t even want to touch it

i’m just gonna throw it out

[long atlas]

i left for 1 minute and we shifted to pot

[rigid night]

Illegal to have more than an ounce (28.3 grams) recreationally here

[placid turret]

annoying orange:

[fierce rain]

i’m in canada so i’m like pretty sure you can have whatever

[long atlas]

let’s shift to something else actually like

uhh poll question

when you order chinese, do you want noodles or rice

[fierce rain]

i’m just gonna put it in the trash

[balmy sapphire]

isn’t the legal age for pot, 18 in Canada?

[fierce rain]

fuck them stoners

[fierce rain]

it’s 19

[hot vortex]

Noodles no question

[placid turret]

speechbubble memes: funny or not

[hot vortex]

Not

[amber rune]

If ironic yes

[long atlas]

correct answer here

shrimp/steak fried rice slaps though

[fierce rain]

im just throwing it out and putting the trash into the dumpster

[amber rune]

noods

[long atlas]

steak fried noodles slaps even harder

[fierce rain]

if a stoner comes he can dig through my trash idrc

[deep wigeon]

Hi

[hot vortex]

Y'all ever tried rice with cheese?

Its awful

[placid turret]

noodles ig? i dont eat chinese at all

[fierce rain]

oh my god there’s also one of the thc vapes

and it’s full

[long atlas]

yeah noodles with cheese are better

[fierce rain]

who the fuck ditched their shit

[hot vortex]

Maybe someone trying to get better

[amber rune]

Where are you finding all this shit

[hot vortex]

throw them away somewhere far

Dont let them go back to it

[fierce rain]

i’m gonna take the vape inside and put it in a baggy

the bag of straight pot can get thrown out tho

[placid turret]

fried or boiled

[long atlas]

guys do you wanna know a fun fact about kiwis

[long atlas]

ooh good one i’d say it depends on the context

[hot vortex]

sure

[balmy sapphire]

the fruit or the animal?

[long atlas]

boiled if im just eatin a straight egg

[placid turret]

sure

[long atlas]

fruit

so

[fierce rain]

i’m not entirely sure someone didn’t leave this stuff sitting here for a minor to collect

[balmy sapphire]

yes

[hot vortex]

Fried 9/10 times

[fierce rain]

especially because my gas station is right next to a cannabis store

[long atlas]

they actually give more melatonin than most melatonin supplements

[hot vortex]

Hard boiled eggs are only good deviled

[rigid night]

1: hairy
2:

[hot vortex]

🥝

[placid turret]

yall are cool people

[long atlas]

so eat a few before bed and you’ll most likely go to sleep faster

[balmy sapphire]

so I should be eating kiwis if I want to fall asleep?!

[long atlas]

eh we try our best

[placid turret]

time to yell at my friend about this i guess

[long atlas]

not guaranteed to knock you out instantly but definitely aids it

[balmy sapphire]

thats good to know

[long atlas]

melatonin supplements are actually kinda like a drug for your brain, you need to take more and more to sleep

[zealous obsidian]

i only do melatonin recreationally

[long atlas]

definitely not as harmful as drugs in any way

[long atlas]

you into the hard stuff?

[rigid night]

Went to a local halal place tonight. Food was AMAZING

[zealous obsidian]

yeah, sparkling water

[long atlas]

freak

[long atlas]

mmmm halal i love halal places they have the best food

[placid turret]

dude my friend says they cant interact with anyone in the morning because theyre too grumpy?? idk if thats true or not

[rigid night]

I'm on Crystal Light

[balmy sapphire]

I used to terrified of taking melatonin cause I thought i wouldn’t be able to wake up

[long atlas]

yeah that’s a thing

[long atlas]

this is valid

[long atlas]

some people just need time to wake up

that’s why some adults are grumpy before their coffee

[placid turret]

gums or tomato residue call it

[long atlas]

what 😭

bro just threw words together

[fierce rain]

tfw you realize thunk now has the information to track down exactly who you are and where you are and now you realize you need to be more careful online

fuck bro

[rigid night]

$15 for a lamb platter with onion, tomato, and cilantro salad, battered fries, tzatziki sauce, and a can of Ginger Ale ($13.50 because they're running a Ramadan special of 10% off after dusk)

[long atlas]

holy shit that sounds delicious

[balmy sapphire]

halal food is the best food

[long atlas]

and for 13.50

[hot vortex]

never heard of it

[rigid night]

Agreed

[rigid night]

Normally $15

[placid turret]

i was brushing my teeth and some red flesh came out and i had ate tomatoes prior but i have an open gum wound

[balmy sapphire]

that is damn good deal

[amber rune]

Is your pfp the penguin or just a drawing of a fabulous looking chap

[long atlas]

does your mouth taste like metal

[hot vortex]

Fabulous chap

Quite stylish

[placid turret]

nope, so it was tomato

[amber rune]

Jolly good

[rigid night]

Throw in the 10% Ramadan special because it was after dark, so even better. Halal food + ginger ale. Trust

[placid turret]

jolly bad

[long atlas]

lowk looks like american propaganda of what the british look like

if a british person turned into jimbo would they be called a bloker

[placid turret]

okay its sleepy time

[rigid night]

Jimball my beloved

[placid turret]

see you guys i think

[long atlas]

goodnight garlic salt season many things in your slumber

[hot vortex]

I like garlic salt because it has garlic and salt

Ion gotta worry about individually adding each

[tawny pasture]

Garlic salt the goat

[rare yew]

But have you considered

Lemon pepper

[boreal scarab]

I have returned, gamers

[rigid night]

Garlic salt > lemon pepper

[boreal scarab]

REAL

[tawny pasture]

Lemon pepper do be good

[rigid night]

Both great though

[tawny pasture]

I saw your dinner you posted earlier. Was that sesame tofu?

[compact stump]

agreed

[rigid night]

Do you guys think Thunk can afford the rights to "Funkytown"? If so, we "Ballin'"

[compact stump]

Funkytown gets annoying the 3rd run you play jimball

[rigid night]

You can disable it

[compact stump]

didnt know that

[rigid night]

It's in settings

That joker NEEDS to be in vanilla

[tawny pasture]

That was because of me. I asked for that so I didn't get dmcad

[solemn elm]

the shop sign should be an animated emoji here

idk why it isnt

[hot vortex]

I think it would be better as a sticker

[rigid night]

Would be better as a sticker as well

[rare yew]

Orange chicken without chicken

I put the sesame seeds atop because it looks fancy

Also for health

Love me some health

[hot vortex]

"they'

[rare yew]

Wym I added turtle bean

[daring zodiac]

What if there was jokers

[boreal scarab]

Oh yeah, I remember seeing that

[hot vortex]

That's the game we all know and love

[zealous obsidian]

#healthyliving

[fierce rain]

got a free kfc sandwich because the creepy guy at kfc has a crush on me 🔥

it’s like a $15 meal for free

[tawny pasture]

I had that last night but with chicken. Looked good.

[rigid night]

Nice

LocalThunk gives that out whenever he wants to and asking for it will prevent you from getting it

[fierce rain]

as a broke college student hell yeah it is

[rigid night]

Just explaining how the role works

[hot vortex]

I got a question for yall

Apparently alot of people hate mint ice cream

What yall think

[daring zodiac]

Mint is awesome

Don’t believe the haters

[solemn elm]

i personally hate it

and that's fine

it shouldn't be a good or bad quality if someone likes the taste of something

nah

all preferences are valid

i will not stand for preference morality

[balmy sapphire]

mint chocolate chip is where its at

[amber rune]

My tt user has mint in the name

Standalone its a mid flavour but it pairs well

[rare yew]

I on the other hand have no preference for how others feel about preference morality 😏

[solemn elm]

centrist take

beheaded

[rare yew]

I love mint ice cream

[fiery flower]

Mint Chocolate Chip is commonly ranked as the #1 or #2 ice cream flavor

not sure who's hating it

[rare yew]

It could also be one of the most hated

[solemn elm]

its also one of the most polarising ice cream flavours

just because it's ranked the highest doesnt mean people dont also hate it the most

[fiery flower]

some people need to chill out

[rare yew]

They just don’t like an ice cream flavour

That’s fine

[fiery flower]

it was a pun

[rare yew]

Oh uhhhhh that was a pretty vanilla pun

[fervent haven]

No update ever

[rare yew]

Ok

[fiery flower]

eternal update version

[balmy sapphire]

what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

[rare yew]

Whenever I go to Dairy Queen I get a different blizzard flavour, I like the variety

I do gravitate towards chocolate adjacent things

[fierce rain]

hello peoples

my store is closed

[compact stump]

we back

[fierce rain]

just waiting for the car to warm up

how’s it hanging

[compact stump]

how cold is it there lmao

[fierce rain]

-8 currently

[compact stump]

DAMN

[fierce rain]

that’s nothing dude

this is sweater weather

[solemn elm]

it was 15C for me today

[rare yew]

Saskatchewan

[compact stump]

Wat

[fierce rain]

lucky

[solemn elm]

it was too warm for what all of us were wearing

it went from 4C to 15C in 2 days

[fierce rain]

i think we got down to -36.5°C this year

[hot vortex]

don't be modest bruh you know that cold AF 😭✌️

[balmy sapphire]

have you ever had an M&M blizzard with chocolate ice cream? absolutly worth the try

[compact stump]

what😭

[rare yew]

I went for a run today and it was -30 with the windchill

[fierce rain]

no i’m genuine i’ve been doing my outside tasks in my sweater

[hot vortex]

I be goin full ass eskino fit in that weather

[fierce rain]

no coat

[solemn elm]

when its that cold you dont even need to say if its F or C lol

[fierce rain]

there’s zero wind so i’m chilling

[fiery flower]

I can't wait for second winter, usually in April or May

[solemn elm]

F and C meet at -40

[compact stump]

how the fuck did you even breathe

[rare yew]

With great difficulty

[compact stump]

i bet

damn

[hot vortex]

real

[fierce rain]

yeah i’m lucky that there was zero wind so i was straight up chilling in my sweater

toasty as hell

i love cold air on my face

[fiery flower]

winter, spring, winter, summer, fall, repeat. At least it ain't in the negatives usually

[compact stump]

yall chilling on the summer tho right?

[fierce rain]

yikes

[fierce rain]

oh yeah summer is peak

[solemn elm]

what's the next big indie games event

[rare yew]

It’s very nice in the summer yes

[solemn elm]

like, when is it and what is it

[hot vortex]

wait is thunk in canada

[rare yew]

GDC?

[compact stump]

We get to 45C everyday here LOL

[rare yew]

Does that count?

[compact stump]

in the summer ofc

[solemn elm]

uhh i think so

[fierce rain]

gets up to mid 40°s on our hottest days

[compact stump]

yh that’s fair

[rare yew]

GDC is in like a week or 2

[fierce rain]

and that’s one or two weeks a year

[compact stump]

like a lot

[fierce rain]

whats gdc

[compact stump]

but a fair lot

[rare yew]

Game dev conference

[solemn elm]

march 9th, so its in 16 days

[fierce rain]

oh sweet

you gonna do anything thunk

[rare yew]

I went last year

I’m not going anymore

[solemn elm]

fair

[fierce rain]

why not?

[compact stump]

why

[fierce rain]

bad experience?

[rare yew]

Nothing for me there, best part was hanging out with friends outside the conference

[fierce rain]

alr i’m gonna drive now

[compact stump]

fair

[fierce rain]

cya in like 8 minutes given i get lucky with the lights

[compact stump]

careful

[hot vortex]

What even happens at a game dev conference

[rare yew]

Presentations, talks, events, reveals, networking, award show

Balatro won GOTY there last year

But I missed the ceremony because I was playing cards with some dev friends in a hotel lobby instead

[compact stump]

Lmaoo

[solemn elm]

oh sick Hideo Kojima is giving a keynote at GDC

[compact stump]

real

kojima has so much aura

I did not but i would have put my life on it

[rare yew]

Billy Basso gave one last year (solo dev for Animal Well) and I met up with him and chatted for like an hour after. He’s such a cool guy

I also met up with Eric Barone

[amber rune]

He can also create galaxies with his mind

[compact stump]

cool dev lil meetup

[rare yew]

Tons of people go there so it’s a good place to meet other people in the industry

But it’s way too expensive

[compact stump]

Going there?

[rare yew]

Like the pass

To attend

[compact stump]

oof

[rare yew]

Also it’s in downtown San Francisco

Which is very expensive

[compact stump]

idk much about it tbh

ahh

[rare yew]

I think I’ll go to gamescom this year though

In Germany

[solemn elm]

thats in august right

[compact stump]

I wouuld love to go to germany

[rare yew]

Yeah

I think it’s technically bigger than GDC

[solemn elm]

yeah its way bigger

[compact stump]

and much better than san Francisco imo lol

[rare yew]

Bigger for consumers

I don’t know about for industry

[compact stump]

Will u go there just for the event or spend few days in the country

[rare yew]

I would go to meet people that I know are attending

I also have a friend in Heidelberg I could visit

[compact stump]

Fair

devs?

[rare yew]

Yeah

Many of them won’t buy a pass but just come to socialize and network in the vicinity

Lots of parties and events happen alongside

[fierce rain]

heyo

i lowk forgot i was freaky for a minute…

👅

anyways what’s up peoples

[compact stump]

It’s pretty cool that yall talk just to meet up in events or stuff

[rare yew]

Indie devs are cool everyone is very supportive of each other

[fierce rain]

i think they should give past winners free passes

that’d be epic

[compact stump]

that’s what i mean, it has to be pretty cool getting to know the industry

[rigid night]

You can stay at Hotel Perkeo

[rare yew]

You know he is why I added Perkeo

[compact stump]

ur friend?

funny

[fierce rain]

wait that’s an actual place

[long atlas]

hey gang good morning

[rare yew]

Yeah he moved there I think right before I started dev for the game and I wanted to put something in for him

[compact stump]

Lol

[long atlas]

i believe the place is actually named after the jester if i’m not mistaken

[fierce rain]

noooo really

that’s crazy

[rare yew]

Perkeo is like the town mascot. You can see him in the civic art in some places

The place is called Heidelberg, not Perkeo

[long atlas]

could be a coincidence you never know

[amber rune]

It should be called Perkeo

[fierce rain]

you should memorialize cleb into the game since he’s your best friend

[boreal scarab]

Still evening for me, but good morning to you!

[long atlas]

the humble glob joker:

[long atlas]

oh no it’s night here lol i just say good morning as a greeting because it’s funny

[amber rune]

Its 2am and i need to be up i gotta go to bed bro

[boreal scarab]

Ah

[long atlas]

what could glob possibly be typing

[compact stump]

Thunk have you met friends through the industry? like a friend u talk everyday to

[compact stump]

oh cmon

[rare yew]

Uhhhhhh

Hmm

[compact stump]

he thinking chat

[long atlas]

i’ll stop now lol i just wanted to do it one more time

[long atlas]

localthinking

[fierce rain]

what is bro cooking

[compact stump]

it kinda funny)

[fierce rain]

where the hell did the glob joke come from anyway

[rare yew]

I’ve met a bunch of friends, maybe 2 closer friends but not like as close as any IRL friend

Nobody I talk to daily

[long atlas]

cleb was renamed to gleb, then glob

[compact stump]

Yeah that’s normal

[compact stump]

tru

[fierce rain]

i barely talk to my friends anymore

[long atlas]

this really the only group of people i talk to daily

[fierce rain]

people just have different lives to live

[long atlas]

i’m very avoidant when depressed so i’m taking a break from friends rn

[fierce rain]

everyone i grew up with either has a new group of friends or is only really close with their partner

i’m on the side of only being close with my partner

[compact stump]

was renamed lmao thunk did it because i copied his name

we all did actually

[fierce rain]

i should lowk take a trip to calgary sometime

my og best friend moved there in grade 9 and i haven’t seen him since irl

[long atlas]

when people got partners i was like “what the heck man why are they ditching me” and then i had a girl for like 2 months and that’s when i realized bros before hoes is bull

[fierce rain]

i miss bro

[fierce rain]

she’s like always there for me dude

and i can talk about literally anything

[long urchin]

Ohhh how nice 😍
My company will visit the gamescom aswell, I live in Germany… idk why I never visited Gamescom…
maybe I’ll see you there😊

[fierce rain]

it’s peak

like i won’t lie

[long atlas]

mine was and then i think i was too much

[fierce rain]

bros before hoes only applied before the age of 16 imo

[long atlas]

but now i got a beautiful fiancée who can handle me

so yippee to that

[fierce rain]

i’ve had a ring for a bit now but i’m gonna wait until after college to do anything

i might get her a promise ring in the meantime

[rare yew]

My partner is playing the Witcher next to me on the couch rn slaying some baddies

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

[rare yew]

(Didn’t mean to reply sorry)

[fierce rain]

mines playing astrobot

😏

[long urchin]

I was wondering hahahaha

[rare yew]

Also you may see me but you’ll never know!

[long atlas]

same here we’re probably gonna wait a few years but at least we’re engaged now

[fierce rain]

wym

[long urchin]

Yes I know that 😂

[fierce rain]

ohh

[long atlas]

you’ve never sent thunks face have you

[compact stump]

Wear the jimbo shirt i dare u

[fierce rain]

no i suppose not

[solemn elm]

if i go to gamescom ill have an ita bag with my Jimbo plush in it

[fierce rain]

and i am going to do some travelling across the west side of canada

[compact stump]

i might have

how would i know tho

[long atlas]

we’ve seen ben star

that’s close enough right

[fierce rain]

i’ll just play balatro in public 24/7 and see if anyone gives me any mildly uncomfortable looks

[compact stump]

duh

[solemn elm]

max volume, peak brightness

[long atlas]

ben star is localthunk 2

[long urchin]

I’ll pick a microphone and say … „guys… I need reveal myself… I’m localthunk“

[fierce rain]

this is the way.

[rare yew]

Yelling “BOY I WONDER IF I SHOULD REROLL THIS SHOP. THIS BALATRO SHOP”

[compact stump]

.5 speed

[long atlas]

based that was so me in 2023

[solemn elm]

WAIT

[fierce rain]

i’ll just start screaming your username

[solemn elm]

thunk will more speed options be in 1.1

[long atlas]

now it’s all about crk and balala

[fierce rain]

THUNNNNK

WHAT DO I DO

[median elm]

These are the real questions

[rare yew]

8X is yuck

[compact stump]

THINK THUNK THINK

[solemn elm]

okay but some people want it

(its me im people)

[long atlas]

what about .5x

[solemn elm]

already is .5x, no?

[tawny pasture]

I just pretend I'm streaming and ask the guy next to me on my flight "what do you think chat, do I need the glass here?"

[median elm]

How about a .25 🤤

[long atlas]

0x the game just freezes

[orchid raft]

what's up everybody how's it going

[compact stump]

with the chip costume please

[fierce rain]

HELLO SIR ARE YOU LOCALTHUNK, DEVELOPER OF THE HIT INDIE GAME BALATRO

[long atlas]

idk never scrolled back that far it’s been on 4x since the day i discovered it was an option

[tawny pasture]

Costume?

[rare yew]

With enough players some people want pretty much anything

[compact stump]

suit****

[solemn elm]

the guy is actually called chad and he thinks youre a little bit mistaken but doesnt have the heart to correct you

[tawny pasture]

Chip is a real person. Im just his friend

[compact stump]

yeah yeah mb

[fierce rain]

and i’ll ask this to every early 30s guy i see

[compact stump]

suit

[long atlas]

like the monochrome and screen fuzz mode we were begging for the other day

[small sand]

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[balmy sapphire]

can you record them so that i can have your recreations be the sound for my balatro?

[compact stump]

i want blue stake to take 3 discards and the persons pet

[solemn elm]

he's happy that you are wanting his advice and that you care about his opinion, but he doesnt want to correct you in case that puts you off or if it's just your accent and he comes across as insensitive.

[fierce rain]

HAS ANYONE HERE MADE A GAME NAMED BALATRO

[tropic herald]

[long atlas]

wait balala is 2 years and 2 days old that’s crazy

[compact stump]

lmao

[long atlas]

tomorrow it will be 2 years and 3 days which is a yorick reference

[small sand]

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[rare yew]

Even if I was in the room when you said that I’d look at you like I had no clue what you’re talking about

So that won’t work

[compact stump]

but that’s not fun

[small sand]

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[fierce rain]

ill grab the megaphone

[tawny pasture]

Chat thinks you're a Scooby doo villain that will easily be caught by their clever ruse

[fierce rain]

dw

we’ll find you somehow

[solemn elm]

localthunk wears psychic dampeners so you cant even read microexpressions that reveal he's the maker of balatro

[rare yew]

Oh louder might make me do it

[long atlas]

if someone asked if you were localthunk what would you say

[solemn elm]

what about a hostage situation

[rare yew]

I’d ask what they’re talking about

Am I what?

[fierce rain]

IF YOUR USERNAME IS LOCALTHUNK AND YOU CAN PROVE IT ILL GIVE YOU 5 DOLLARS

[long atlas]

what if you’re wearing a balatro shirt

[compact stump]

I’ll just take 8 ball and the first person to look at me weird will be thunk

[solemn elm]

an african swallow or a european swallow

[fierce rain]

would bro reveal who he is for $5

[small sand]

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[solemn elm]

TRUE

also CA$ or US$

[fierce rain]

cad

[solemn elm]

these are the important questions

[long atlas]

5 bucks is 5 bucks

[solemn elm]

wait

[compact stump]

it’s 6 actually

[rare yew]

I don’t want the USD, CAD was the right answer

[long atlas]

a whole 5 smackaroonies

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

[long atlas]

wait do yall call money bucks in canada or is there other slang for it

[fierce rain]

bucks, dollars, etc

[solemn elm]

for a solid gold jimbo are you revealing your identity?

[rare yew]

Our slang is generally the same, apart from loonies and toonies

And you say greenbacks we don’t

[tawny pasture]

And zed

[long atlas]

kay i didn’t know if there was a cultural drift or not

[fierce rain]

if i’m giving you a dollar sometimes ill say here’s a loonie

[solemn elm]

i dont know a single person who has ever said greenbacks

[steel fiber]

Tooney Lunes?

[fierce rain]

or like give me a toonie back pls

[long atlas]

i’ve never heard this word in my life i don’t think this one’s that common

[solemn elm]

i think they say it in the "who framed roger rabbit" movie lol

[steel fiber]

i've never really heard greenbacks I don't think

[rare yew]

Greenback is slang for USD

[steel fiber]

man that movie is fun I gotta see it again

[solemn elm]

ya ik, its just not common at all i dont think

[compact stump]

we just say euro here in spain 😞

[solemn elm]

i think i heard it in the GTA story mode as well

[tawny pasture]

Our money is becoming less and less green

[rare yew]

In like news articles I see greenback quite often

[long atlas]

yo i’m gonna spend some greenbacks at the deli, wanna join?

[solemn elm]

"quid" here in the uk

[compact stump]

yh i’ve heard that before

[fierce rain]

anyways thunk you’re telling me if you hear your username in public you’re not going to immediately swivel your head around subconsciously

[compact stump]

mhmm

[tawny pasture]

It's like a teal now with all the anti counterfeiting measures

[rare yew]

Subconsciously yes

[fierce rain]

i do that every time i hear someone talk about richard nixon so i can’t imagine

[rare yew]

Not in reality

Nobody actually calls me localthunk with their voice

So I’m not trained

[fierce rain]

nobody calls me nixon

yet i double take every time

[long atlas]

if i could send audio messages right now that’d be crazy

[compact stump]

it would be even more surprising then

you would fall

[solemn elm]

its like being deadnamed, eventually it stops meaning anything because nobody calls you that anymore

[long atlas]

idk i still swivel (and then cringe) at the sound of my deadname

[fierce rain]

is your name really jandom

[solemn elm]

i get uncomfortable because mine is a pretty common english name

[long atlas]

same

[fierce rain]

if not it should be

[long atlas]

it’s on the birth certificate

[rare yew]

I actually was thinking recently how much I like that I kind of have a chosen name that’s almost more important than my normal irl name

[compact stump]

My name is glob

[autumn shell]

It must suck hearing it a lot

[fierce rain]

wow bro is using their dead name as their username

[long atlas]

yeah i need to change that

[solemn elm]

it's not so common that i hear it every day , but it's still a fairly common name

[tawny pasture]

More people call me Murphy than my actual name at this point

[cyan wadi]

richard nixon has evolved

[long atlas]

is your real name not murphy?

[fierce rain]

people call me Boots irl so idk

[compact stump]

that’s overthinking it

[solemn elm]

mobviously not

[fierce rain]

they always have

[long atlas]

is it short for murphington?

[rare yew]

Huh

[solemn elm]

nah

my actual name is the one i used on discord for years before i ever used it irl

[fierce rain]

i’m a weird scenario where i had a chosen name all my life until around 3 years ago when i started going by the name on my birth certificate

[compact stump]

Idk it’s just the way it is and it can’t be changed, like worrying abt that would be overthinking it imo

[rare yew]

No I’m saying I like it

I think it’s cool

[compact stump]

ah i’m dumb

mb lol

[long atlas]

transitioning names is weird because like what do you do a
with the middle name

[autumn shell]

I’m gonna take a massive guess here

[rare yew]

Np I wrote that confusingly

[autumn shell]

Lilac?

[rare yew]

Don’t

[solemn elm]

😭

[rare yew]

Why

[solemn elm]

yeah. my name is lilac.

[tawny pasture]

It's like having a stage name

[daring zodiac]

can someone manifest antimatter for me

[long atlas]

“yo bro let me guess your irl name”

[fierce rain]

it’s a really good indicator when someone met me if they call me boots or if they call me my birth name

[autumn shell]

Idk why

[solemn elm]

i thought u meant actual fucking antimatter, not the voucher

wtf

like yeah ill do that for you twin

explodes

[oblique isle]

i can manifest actual antimatter

[daring zodiac]

yes please make me some real antimatter

[solemn elm]

DONT youll fucking DIE

[oblique isle]

you just cant observe it or bad things will happen

[long atlas]

can someone manifest blueprints for me please, i need to make a rocket

actually just manifest a rocket

[rare yew]

What if I want like 3 lil antiparticles

[solemn elm]

if it touches literally anything it'll just obliterate into a trillion joules of energy immediately

[rare yew]

Just a taste

[solemn elm]

uhh

lemme look up

[cyan wadi]

try brainstorm-ing first

[fierce rain]

i’m just gonna guess localthunks real name.. it’s totally carl.

[cyan wadi]

(ba dum tss)

[compact stump]

Can someone manifest brainstorm for me please? need a napkin

[long atlas]

death by antimatter

[fierce rain]

no

sorry

[long atlas]

i need grimbo

[fierce rain]

use odd todd instead

[cyan wadi]

is localthunk really from canada
thats tuff

[compact stump]

I will find you

[long atlas]

my face will be smudged with green lipstick

[rare yew]

It’s fucking sick

[daring zodiac]

I bet

[rare yew]

This place is awesome

I love it

[fierce rain]

here bro have a chaos the clown instead

[daring zodiac]

I went to Calgary once

goated

[void bison]

Isn't this how that one Futurama movie happened

the dnd one

[long atlas]

hey thunk what about that hockey game huh

[daring zodiac]

My gf is in calgary

[cyan wadi]

i love tim hortons

[compact stump]

solid

[daring zodiac]

Calgary is actually beautiful af

[fierce rain]

my og best friend lives in calgary

[long atlas]

sorry my g

[tawny pasture]

My buddy is on a cross country train trip in Canada rn. Didn't even tell me. They were just in Saskatoon on their way to VC

[long atlas]

first since 1980 for the us

[rare yew]

Lilo 3 anti-atoms of energy can’t be meaningful on a macro scale

[solemn elm]

okay youd be fine. 3 proton antiproton pairs colliding would release like 1x10^-8 joules

which is like nothing

[long atlas]

bananas emit some antimatter every little bit

and you eat bananas

[daring zodiac]

WAIT

[rare yew]

You mean radiation

[compact stump]

how did you even write all this in a second

[daring zodiac]

if i eat bananas would i become antimatter

[long atlas]

i have a banana obsession and i’m not dead yet

[solemn elm]

i didnt write it in a second

[long atlas]

both radiation and antimatter

[compact stump]

it was for me lmao

[brittle oasis]

Why do i enter in the conversation and see anti matter bananas being discussed

W

[rare yew]

You wanna fact check that

[void bison]

lilo do you have a compsci degree

[cyan wadi]

kilojoules of bananenergy

[solemn elm]

technically

[long atlas]

doing it right now

[void bison]

Yeah you seem the type

no offense

[solemn elm]

autistic trans

[long atlas]

one positron every 75 minutes

[rare yew]

What’s with “you seem the type”

[fierce rain]

what happens if you have a degree but then you come out as trans and change your name

with they redo your degree

like your diploma

[solemn elm]

yes actually

[brittle oasis]

just people being stereotypical

[fierce rain]

sweet

[solemn elm]

i did it with the ones i care about

[void bison]

Fast typer; trans; rotating hyperfixations

[solemn elm]

the rest are whatever

[rare yew]

No I’m saying you’re rude for saying that

[long atlas]

drivers liscence is an important one too

[rare yew]

Don’t be a dick

[fierce rain]

you seem like the type to not like people being dicks

[autumn shell]

Why’d you say that

[long atlas]

you don’t want the officer deadnaming you now do you

[compact stump]

well duh

[solemn elm]

the way it works over here is you have an assigned education ID and you get qualifications linked to that

[solemn elm]

and they just change the name associated with the ID

[fierce rain]

yeah that’s not how it works here

unfortunately

[void bison]

I didn't mean anything by it in hindsight it is rather disrespectful

[long atlas]

i’m not going down the hole too far, just small amounts of hrt and a name change, but holy transphobia sucks so i’m still kinda closeted

[solemn elm]

its okay, be sure to keep it in mind for future reference.

[rare yew]

In general if you have the thought of “I should say you seem like the type of person”, don’t say it

No reason

Unwanted judgement

[solemn elm]

local seems to thunk

[void bison]

Alzheimer's disease is a neurodegenerative disease that begins by eroding the hippocampus and progresses to affecting the entire brain

[long atlas]

Alzheimer's disease is a neurodegenerative disease that begins by eroding the hippocampus and progresses to affecting the entire brain

[autumn shell]

I’m just saying that because I don’t like people being rude to people in minority groups

[solemn elm]

or is the thunk simply a local one

[fierce rain]

you seem like the type of person to think that

[void bison]

My bad yall

[solemn elm]

is it local's thought or is the thought local

[compact stump]

why is people smart here all of a sudden, can we go back to the single braincell

[long atlas]

let’s move past this convo and talk about… uhh fruit

like how grapes are good with butter

[compact stump]

yeah no.

[fierce rain]

i think that thunk is actually a hivemind and all his thoughts are being stored in a LAN. That’s why he thunks locally.

[long atlas]

i’m so joking i’d never

[autumn shell]

Might try that

[long atlas]

i hate imagining that texture

[void bison]

Dementia and Alzheimer's are NOT the same thing, dementia is a symptom of many diseases other than alzheimer's (Parkinson's, Syphilis III, fucking Rabies)

[autumn shell]

Same

[compact stump]

wat.

[long atlas]

officer it’s this one

[balmy sapphire]

what about blueberries? blueberries are good

[rare yew]

Wouldn’t that make me TON?
Thunk Over Network

[long atlas]

oh yeah fire

[solemn elm]

pineapples are really multiple fruits fused together

[compact stump]

those are the lotterie of flavor lol

[balmy sapphire]

highly recommend working on a blueberry farm

[compact stump]

for real

[void bison]

Yeah thats why it bites back

[rare yew]

Pineapple is best fruit no contest

[long atlas]

i did know this! same with oranges and pomegranate if i remember correctly

[fierce rain]

NTS - Network Thunk Storage

[void bison]

I am partial toward oranges

[compact stump]

a blueberry is the misprint fruit

[long atlas]

based

[rare yew]

Damn

You right

[solemn elm]

also how you can tell the difference between a lemon and a lime

[long atlas]

yeah but they’re way too overhyped and too sweet imo

[rare yew]

What

[solemn elm]

is that lemons usually float and limes usually sink

[balmy sapphire]

what about raspberries?

[void bison]

Yellow and green

[autumn shell]

Something like that mate

[solemn elm]

you can get yellow limes and green lemons

[void bison]

By taste lemons are way more tart

[long atlas]

wild take i’ve never heard this

[fierce rain]

i have a theory that pomegranates aren’t actually fruits but they’ve gotten so good at convincing people that they are that at this point they can just barely pass

[void bison]

bell peppers are fruits

[solemn elm]

pomegranates are like

the most seed a fruit can be

[long atlas]

tomatoes have brainwashed people into thinking their fruit

[solemn elm]

before a fruit stops being a fruit

[fierce rain]

that’s what i mean

[long atlas]

same with peppers and cucumber

[ionic hinge]

I wish I could take off my toes

[long atlas]

are pickles technically a fruit

[fierce rain]

like at what point is the pomegranate just gaslighting people into thinking they’re fruits

[solemn elm]

theyre just cucumbers so yes

[long atlas]

because it’s just cucumber and vinegar

[solemn elm]

well

[ionic hinge]

Pickles are just pickled cucumbers

[solemn elm]

not if its lactofermented

[long atlas]

so relish is on the same vein as strawberry jam oh my god

[ionic hinge]

You technically pickle other things

[balmy sapphire]

id argue that raspberries are more seed than fruit than a pomegranate

[fierce rain]

i don’t like the way my skin feels on my body. do you like the way your skin feels on your body?

[solemn elm]

thats why theyre called "pickled gherkins" over here, not just pickles

[daring zodiac]

that's not very eggscelent

[ionic hinge]

What is a gherkin

[long atlas]

guys the public needs to know this

[fierce rain]

you don’t?

[solemn elm]

it means cucumber in frisian

[fierce rain]

then why don’t you pull it off?

take off your skin.

[compact stump]

wat

[solemn elm]

which is like dutch i think

[ionic hinge]

I've already done that before

Do you have any idea what you're talking about? No I don't. what do you mean? huh.

[fierce rain]

CBA, we need you for the Lakers

[solemn elm]

btw peaches and almonds are close relatives

[long atlas]

wait did yall see the new reverse chess tourney

[solemn elm]

what

what is reverse chess

[ionic hinge]

Isn't bananas and humans closely related

[void bison]

evil chess

[void bison]

Everything living is closely related

[solemn elm]

not really. technically, but not on a relative scale.

[long atlas]

inside joke in the server

[compact stump]

i hate that it works

[void bison]

We are 97% mushroom

[fierce rain]

yall ever play reverse 🥫

[ionic hinge]

I'm sorry which scale are you being relative to I do not know human scales

[long atlas]

it’s a game dev thing like if you have an interesting or unclear title it makes everyone curious and want to find out more

[void bison]

% of dna

[ionic hinge]

Human lifetime?

[fierce rain]

1. Missionary

[ionic hinge]

Universe lifetime

[solemn elm]

a cool fact i like

is that poison ivy isnt "poisonous" as a trait it developed because it gives it an advantage

[ionic hinge]

No no that's way too early for human advancement

[solemn elm]

humans are just allergic to them

they dont mean us any harm

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

[long atlas]

that is interesting, reminds me of how we brute forced the ability to drink milk past the age of 2

[fierce rain]

alr i’m gonna call my girlfriend or whatever

byeeee

[solemn elm]

~1/5 people are resistant to the allergen of poison ivy

[void bison]

you dont have to rub it in

yeah yeah we made the lemons

[glass tiger]

balatro

[solemn elm]

ive seen a citron before which is one of the things lemons come from

and theyre gross

[void bison]

We made fucking every modern fruit

[void bison]

let me call my gardener buddy

@ashen cloak are citrons good

[solemn elm]

cranberries

theyre basically the same as theyve always been

[ashen cloak]

They're good at single-target damage and suck at hordes

[void bison]

yeah id rather eat coconuts tbh

[ionic hinge]

Exactly. Life didn't give us lemons we made lemons. So to make our own lemonade we first must make our own lemons

[solemn elm]

i also hate grapefruit

[ashen cloak]

-# without the cannon part hopefully

[void bison]

I cant believe citron is powercrept by a plant that released 2 worlds prior

[solemn elm]

not because i dont like it, but because i cant have them

[ionic hinge]

Only 1500 rotations?! Earth rotations or galaxia rotations

[solemn elm]

theres an entire wikipedia article on grapefruit drug interactions. almost all of my medications say that i cant have grapefruit 😭

[void bison]

If its earth rotations theyre 5 years old

[ionic hinge]

Why are you using the Earth designations?

[void bison]

Grapefruit's only good thing was penicillin

[ionic hinge]

But yes I do know of that star system

[solemn elm]

im meant to avoid all citrus, but grapefruit is the main offender

[spice pollen]

How do you get spectral deck?

[void bison]

I would die

I love citrus

[solemn elm]

im fine without citrus

i have banana and apple

[void bison]

Apples are goated but like

[solemn elm]

both

[void bison]

orang....

[hot vortex]

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