🎙・server-chat

[solemn elm]

do it yourself /gen

start using Celcius, start using metres and cms, km

[flat lantern]

A large boulder the size of a small boulder

[long atlas]

aren’t we all 😞

[placid turret]

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO LINK LITERS TO CUBED DECIMETERS

[solemn elm]

i hate fahrenheit

[hasty socket]

send the image on dm.. Plsss... S

[placid turret]

convert*

[hasty socket]

Fahrenheit IS STINKY.

[autumn shell]

Use Celsius then

[solemn elm]

0 being freezing and 100 being boiling for water makes so much more sense

[hasty socket]

STINKY AND BAD

[solemn elm]

I do

[placid turret]

fahrenheit would be okay if THE CONVERSION WASNT WACK AS HELL

[flat lantern]

Americans b like it’s 90 outside

Death

[long atlas]

that’s pretty hot but yeah sometimes

[autumn shell]

Isn’t it like add 20 divide by 9

[placid turret]

what do YOU MEAN ([NUMBER] - 34) × 5/9

[solemn elm]

when does ice form...
uhhh 32?

[silent marsh]

temperature measurements are funny cause
0 fahrenheit = below freezing
0 celsius = winter cold
0 kelvin = dead

[hasty socket]

yeas, also Kelvin by having 0 being the coldest temperature achievable is good

[solemn elm]

0 fahrenheit is well below freezing

[hasty socket]

atoms will not move anymore at 0 Kelvin

[flat lantern]

Kelvin is just Celsius adjusted so 0 is the lowest possible temp

[placid turret]

uhm you switched celcius and fahrenheit

[flat lantern]

So it’s good

[placid turret]

kelvin is cool

[solemn elm]

i feel like that's just cause youre used to it rather than applying any logic to it

[hasty socket]

Kelvin has no negatives

[placid turret]

its cool because science

[flat lantern]

I always forget what the number u add is exactly even tho I need to know it for chemistry technicall

It’s like .15 or something

idk

270 something. Something

[hasty socket]

Are there actually discord servers that talk about chemistry

[solemn elm]

yes

[flat lantern]

Probably

[placid turret]

probably yes

[autumn shell]

Probably

[silent marsh]

perhaps

[flat lantern]

Chemistry is horrible tho

Makes u wanna die

[hasty socket]

GET OUT

[flat lantern]

I studied ochem in uni

It’s like suicide juice

[placid turret]

physics is horrible*

[flat lantern]

I was lost and confused

Probably didn’t help I was mentally ill

[hasty socket]

🔥

[silent marsh]

evil newton:

[valid niche]

you can now have a suit on your profile in this dc?

[placid turret]

newton Fuck You

[autumn shell]

There was a teacher at my school that taught their students how to make m*th

[flat lantern]

I liked it until I had to study it at uni

[hasty socket]

Yea on channel and roles

[flat lantern]

Because one of my lecturers was good and the other was horrible

[hasty socket]

it was a pretty white of a teacher uh?

[valid niche]

o

[silent marsh]

all science teachers i had were fuckin horrible at their job barely learnt shit

[flat lantern]

Literally I got a 7/10 on average with lecturer 1 and 2/10 with lecturer 2

At that point it’s clearly not my fault

I just don’t understand his way of teaching whatsoever and he sucks at explaining things

[autumn shell]

That describes all of my old school (I graduated last year)

[hasty socket]

I'll go to sleep folks

Byeeee

Sweeties

[flat lantern]

First lecturer would take the time to draw out reactions on the chalkboard, second lecturer would flick through PowerPoint pages too fast so I couldn’t even finish drawing the reactions

[rigid night]

Physics I: B
Physics II: C
Physics III: A
I and III were the same instructor, II was his boss

[flat lantern]

It really annoys me how that happens fr

Anyway I failed it and had to resit because I ended up having some kind of mental episode or whatever

[rigid night]

During II, the guy who taught I hosted tutoring sessions for us

Only reason I passed

[flat lantern]

Ohh yeah that’s lucky

I had a nice lecturer offer to do a 1-1 lesson with me but it wasn’t enough because I was already so far gone

Honestly I think I just stopped enjoying learning because I’m disabled but my university wouldn’t accommodate me

[placid turret]

ive never used cow bouillon in cooking and my dad recently bought some, how good is it in recipes

[rigid night]

Also, someone bribed me with a mango to help him explain stuff for his differential equations homework

[flat lantern]

I’m chronically ill after having leukaemia twice and a stem cell transplant but I used up all my energy just attending mandatory lectures and cleaning up after 6 people my age in my dorm

Was the mango good

[rigid night]

Very. Sweet and juicy

[flat lantern]

Hell yeah

I brought homemade chocolate cupcakes into a presentation hall

I ended up crying during the presentation

[rigid night]

I'm sorry

[flat lantern]

I told them I couldn’t do it but I got made to anyway

Don’t like uni

[autumn shell]

Can you file a lawsuit

[flat lantern]

Probably but idk if I will

[rigid night]

I know in the US, you can file an ADA complaint if they refuse reasonable accommodation. Does your country have something similar?

[flat lantern]

I need to find out tbh because I don’t think I was accommodated properly

[rigid night]

Even the threat of one will make them bend over backwards

[flat lantern]

People assume because I can walk and stuff that I’m fine but I was in pain constantly and pushed past my limit so badly I had to take a yr out

[rigid night]

I had panic/anxiety problems, so I needed accommodations for that. My psychiatrist wrote a letter and filled out a form, and everything was good.

[flat lantern]

You’d think so but I did say I was going to file a report for mistreatment and they seemed pretty unphased lol

[fierce rain]

tfw you see a shitty ai ad using balatro’s name to sell their steam game

[rigid night]

If you pursue that route, make sure you have a medical note

[flat lantern]

I only got a councillor because someone found my crying in a hallway

[rigid night]

It did for where I went

[rigid night]

Permission to send a virtual hug?

[flat lantern]

This place is so elitist too so I’m made to feel like I don’t belong constantly

[flat lantern]

Ty

[autumn shell]

Then do it

If they ignore it have a lawyer on speed dial

[flat lantern]

I got a disability advisor and sent them notes about my health but they made me try and walk into town 30 mins either way daily for lectures

Like I told my lecturer I was disabled and her response was basically that she thought her lecture was more important than that

Idk how suing works in the uk

[tropic herald]

what do i do if balatron wont run?

[rigid night]

Is there a higher-up you can complain to or a local/state/federal government agency? I don't know the British system. This was in America

[rigid night]

Cry

[tropic herald]

noooooo

[autumn shell]

Pray to localthunk

[tropic herald]

where is him?

[agile root]

he roams the wilderness of canada like a forest wisp

[flat lantern]

My mum told me not to bother but I wanna try doing it

[rigid night]

Google says the Equality Act of 2010 for England, Scotland, and Wales and the Disability Discrimination Act of 1995 for Northern Ireland.

[compact stump]

up.

[flat lantern]

I’m 20 and can’t drive because idk how to get a license idk if I can figure out how to sue someone

I’m like John stupid I think

[rigid night]

Some lawyers here offer free consultations. I don't know about there

[fierce rain]

thunk if you’re lurking can you message me

please

[rare yew]

Hello I literally just opened Discord

[flat lantern]

I will look into it

[rare yew]

I just finished my book

[fierce rain]

oh hey

[flat lantern]

what were u reading

[rare yew]

Septology by Jon Fosse

I enjoyed it a lot

[fierce rain]

there’s a guy advertising his game with ai art and the balatro name

do you uh

[flat lantern]

Oh cool

[fierce rain]

want me to send the info anywhere

[rigid night]

The hell?

[autumn shell]

Hello lord thunk

[flat lantern]

Sounds very interesting

[rare yew]

Oh you can send me an email

If you don’t want to link here

[fierce rain]

bet what’s your email

[rare yew]

In my bio

[flat lantern]

I did gold stake on yellow deck idk what to try next

[fierce rain]

kk ty

[rare yew]

Thank you

[rigid night]

Gold Checkered was fun

[flat lantern]

ooh

Maybe I will do that

[rigid night]

Had a Flush House build

[flat lantern]

Or maybe I will betray the server and play slay the spire to build my hype for sts2

[rare yew]

based

[rigid night]

Why are Flush Houses so fun to play?

[flat lantern]

Seeing defect in the trailer was sooo hype

Who’s got my lad on the protein

[rare yew]

Because you can call them Flouse for short

[flat lantern]

Louse

Louse sts

I like playing 5 of a kind cause I’m a bum

Monkey brain duplicate the prettiest card

[autumn shell]

Checkered straight flush build anyone?

[rare yew]

If you so desire

[tropic herald]

hey thunk how do i solve the problem of balatro not starting?

[flat lantern]

Take it out back

[rigid night]

I did that on an Erratic Deck Black Stake run with 11 twos to start. I got an early Wee and Hack

[flat lantern]

ELEVEN twos

That’s just greedy

Crazy run tho omg

[rare yew]

I do not know

[rigid night]

What Erratic gave me

[tropic herald]

uy

[rigid night]

By Ante 8, Wee was over 1,100

[flat lantern]

Yeah I’ve never gotten 11 of the same before that is so cool

[tropic herald]

i restarted it

[flat lantern]

Not so wee anymore

[tropic herald]

it say theris a problem with return () return()

[autumn shell]

That’s a big wee

[rigid night]

Especially with Hack. Yes, I used Strength on aces and Death to make more twos

[fierce rain]

tfw thunk now has your real name but like whatever

[rare yew]

Dw if anyone knows not to dox it’s me

I’ll be chill

[fierce rain]

anyways email sent

[rigid night]

You're a new Joker now

[flat lantern]

Your name is literally right here

[fierce rain]

oh i’m certainly a joker, alright.

[flat lantern]

You’re the real Richard Nixon

[rare yew]

Oh look new email from [e-mail]

[autumn shell]

Lmao

[flat lantern]

Holeh moleh

[rigid night]

Blue Stake is ruining my Erratic builds because I almost always go 5oak

[fierce rain]

this is true

[flat lantern]

1 of a kind hear me out

A very real hand

[agile root]

twitter draw and quarter this man

[rigid night]

Isn't that just a High Card?

[autumn shell]

Unironically the best hand

[placid turret]

what rhe fuck is aol mail

[solemn elm]

oh boy

you must be young

[flat lantern]

Yeah but different because I called it one of a kind

[fierce rain]

one of the og email providers

[agile root]

sit down for a story sonny

[rare yew]

Thanks again Mr President

[fierce rain]

np

[solemn elm]

and fuck you mr president

[flat lantern]

Can I fax my personal details to everyone here

[autumn shell]

Fuck you too Lilo

[rare yew]

Lilo was working security at the Watergate hotel that night

[rigid night]

I wouldn't, but I won't stop you

[rare yew]

Bad look

[flat lantern]

📠

I made chocolate cake for my parents silver anniversary

[rigid night]

It would have helped if Nixon was trysexual

[autumn shell]

XD

[ionic hinge]

I could eat an entire fax machine ngl looks so tasty.

[fierce rain]

like i said in my email, i have no idea how copyright laws work when it comes to advertising. did that violate your copyright by any chance?

or false alarm

[flat lantern]

Imagine the nutrients

All of those uh h compounds

[ionic hinge]

Mmh so yummy.

[solemn elm]

richard nixon not knowing how laws work

a tale as old as time

[rare yew]

I’m like 50/50 on it, looks possible. Since I have a trademark on the word “Balatro”

[hushed palm]

All the minerals

[fierce rain]

i just figured you wouldn’t want the balatro name associated with ai art anyways

[ionic hinge]

Oops I bit my own hand

[flat lantern]

Maybe some dead skin to reabsorb like a shed lizard

[rigid night]

We can't speak Latin anymore

[frail crane]

can you leak something that only we know rn localthunk

[rare yew]

How could I leak something only you know

[flat lantern]

I found out almost all vertebrate cells have a singular little antenna on them

[solemn elm]

I think they meant to say "you"

[flat lantern]

I want to cry it’s so precious

[fierce rain]

yeah this guy lives in _n.minh’s house

[flat lantern]

A little cilia

[rare yew]

I’m just ribbing

[rigid night]

*Cilium
Cilia is plural

[zealous obsidian]

mm ribs

[flat lantern]

Foiled

[ionic hinge]

So yummy I'm gonna eat all that old technology

[solemn elm]

wait why was that removed

OH

[flat lantern]

foiled again by inferior grammar

[solemn elm]

i did not clock that at all oopsie

[placid turret]

🕧

[solemn elm]

thunk can see in the automod lol

[autumn shell]

Nice pfp

[flat lantern]

Looking at microscope images where they highlight the single little cilium is so cute

[rare yew]

lmfao

[flat lantern]

A word I truly despise is datum

WHO is out here saying datum

[ionic hinge]

Mmm i eated the machine

[fierce rain]

so many jokers in chat

[flat lantern]

yeah

[placid turret]

I AM

[rare yew]

Everyone just says data point instead of datum

[flat lantern]

It’s unsatisfactory

[autumn shell]

So what’s wrong with that

[flat lantern]

Exactly omg

[fierce rain]

nothing

[placid turret]

ITS SWEDISH FOR DATE

[solemn elm]

i kinda hate the alphabet

[rigid night]

Not everyone

[fierce rain]

chat just looks nice

i like blue

[flat lantern]

First time I heard it was halfway thru my first semester at uni and it gave me the ick

[placid turret]

i am a sleeper agent for Something

[fierce rain]

do yall like after eight

[solemn elm]

imagine if we called that shit the "A B"

[autumn shell]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[solemn elm]

No i mean the word

Alpha + Beta

[zealous obsidian]

where were the breakfast pics today thunk

[flat lantern]

They are better as a concept than a real thing I think

[autumn shell]

Oh lmao

[rare yew]

But stop pronouncing B halfway through

[solemn elm]

Alphabet. Stupid ass word

[fierce rain]

i really like them

[solemn elm]

ab

[flat lantern]

Do you eat them before or after eight

[solemn elm]

do you know the ab

[rigid night]

Then again, I tend to use words like "petrichor", "susurrus", and "verisimilitude"

[flat lantern]

Petrichor is like normal tho

[fierce rain]

i mean technically it’s 7:58pm here so before

[flat lantern]

Rain

mmm

[rare yew]

Yeah let’s call it something better like it’s other common name, the ABCs

[flat lantern]

maybe the secret is in disobeying the rules

[solemn elm]

honestly i prefer it

it makes sense for english

rather than "alphabet"

[fierce rain]

alrighty i gotta do my job now

cya

[flat lantern]

I need to learn more funny words so I can publish more poems

[fierce rain]

just figured i’d pop in to tell thunk

[placid turret]

dm me a recipe guys i wanna cook tomorrow

[autumn shell]

Lmao

[rare yew]

Ty ty

[fierce rain]

what are the odds we log in at the same time dude

that’s kinda crazy

anyways byee

[rare yew]

Serendipity

[fierce rain]

woah

[solemn elm]

bye

[placid turret]

okay

[fierce rain]

that’s uh

bold

[autumn shell]

Nice slur

[flat lantern]

For like food or cakes or

[zealous obsidian]

you cant just open with that man

[flat lantern]

or just anything

[solemn elm]

slur? ill have you know they said it quite clearly

[rare yew]

Big ol ban

[flat lantern]

I made a chocolate cake today

[fierce rain]

how the hell wasn’t that automodded

[placid turret]

sweet or salty

[rare yew]

Wait yeah

[flat lantern]

It looked ugly but my mum said it was the best one she ever ate

[placid turret]

i gotta empty my fridge

[zealous obsidian]

automod taking a lunch break

[daring zodiac]

Cringe af

[flat lantern]

I think she was fibbing but it was pretty good

[solemn elm]

syllabi 🔥

[fierce rain]

why can’t i say fish 0rgy but he can say the n word

[solemn elm]

also foci being the plural of focus is stupid

[zealous obsidian]

then dont use it

[rare yew]

I mean I did ban them

[flat lantern]

We are jealous of fish here

[fierce rain]

meh

me

and bro

[solemn elm]

WAIT

[flat lantern]

Sex was invented by fish in Scotland, another thing to be patriotic about

[solemn elm]

oh my god

[fierce rain]

alr bye

[autumn shell]

He said the soft a

[flat lantern]

Idk me and maybe one other person here

[daring zodiac]

Random invite link in the game discussion

[fierce rain]

💀

oop

[solemn elm]

i didnt know that opera was the plural of opus

what the fuck

[fierce rain]

what’s up with this server

[solemn elm]

so youre telling me that magnum opus just means

[fierce rain]

literal porn server

[solemn elm]

big song

[fierce rain]

in the game discussion

my lord

[daring zodiac]

Yeah

Can someone mod that plssss

I love you guys

[flat lantern]

Oh now that’s horrible

[solemn elm]

😭

[flat lantern]

Words disgust me

[solemn elm]

NOW ITS TIME

FOR MY BIG SONG

[fierce rain]

automod seriously slacking tonight

[zealous obsidian]

words

[fierce rain]

words

[flat lantern]

AHHHHH

[daring zodiac]

My goats

[flat lantern]

hai

[solemn elm]

not nowadays

[placid turret]

sdrow

[rare yew]

Someone else disassembled that person

[solemn elm]

WHAT

[fierce rain]

yo did anyone save that link 🤤🤤🤤

[rare yew]

But they’re been obliterated

[zealous obsidian]

mods disassemble them atom by atom

[daring zodiac]

Killed

[fierce rain]

💀

[flat lantern]

Idek what that means except every single time I publish a poem I’m like THIS IS MY MAGNUM OPUS (it’s not)

[autumn shell]

Death by firing squad

[agile root]

what if richard nixon was named freaky nixon

[rare yew]

Mercilessly destroyed

[placid turret]

did you use gloves

[solemn elm]

i also hate cupboard as a word

[daring zodiac]

Who let these people out today like fr

[solemn elm]

silent p stupid ass

"cup" "board"

[tame whale]

should I buy balatro on steam

[solemn elm]

"cupboard"

[fierce rain]

yeah what if

[rare yew]

Should be cubberd

[flat lantern]

It’s where u put ur cups maybe

[daring zodiac]

I present you knife

[tame whale]

I got it on my phone... but is it even worth it on steam

[agile root]

XD

[solemn elm]

or pronounce the p

[rare yew]

Absolutely not

[flat lantern]

Knife used to be pronounced with the K

[fierce rain]

puh

[placid turret]

smörgåsbord 🤤

[flat lantern]

Same as knave

[scenic cliff]

Pissionary

[daring zodiac]

Cuh nife

[flat lantern]

ya

[fierce rain]

cuh nave

[daring zodiac]

Silent letters are the spawn of evil

[autumn shell]

Silent letters are stupid

[solemn elm]

also i recently learned

[flat lantern]

Sorry didn’t mean it

[placid turret]

what if we were all limited to 1 syllable

[solemn elm]

that apron is a perversion of the original word

which is napron

so people would say "a napron"

and it became "an apron"

[rare yew]

That’s a timeout

[fierce rain]

what do you americans think of the european spellings of words like colour

[solemn elm]

its like ammo

or ammunition

[autumn shell]

Headpat time!!!!

[daring zodiac]

Evil

[solemn elm]

la munition, and the english heard that as l'ammunition

reasonable mistake

[rare yew]

Neighbour

Grey

[placid turret]

CAN of Beans

[fierce rain]

no

[autumn shell]

It’s better than the stupid American spellings

[solemn elm]

brewery is a funny word in an american accent

brrry

[rare yew]

Rural

[zealous obsidian]

thunk since you are reading emails today were you able to get to mine from a few days ago?

[scenic cliff]

Neigh

[rare yew]

Rrrl

[fierce rain]

rrrrrl

[solemn elm]

"ruh rul" as i would say it

but im british

[fierce rain]

rerrel

[daring zodiac]

Bri’ish you say???

[placid turret]

ruh roh

[fierce rain]

rrro

[scenic cliff]

Foolish mistake

[solemn elm]

dont resort to casual racism now

lets be civil

[autumn shell]

I’m Aussie

[fierce rain]

and that’s where everything went wrong in life, eh?

[daring zodiac]

You’re chill

Aussies are the goat

[scenic cliff]

what

[fierce rain]

yeah let’s play competitive

[austere ore]

localthunk is online
yippee

[rare yew]

If you’re referring to whether or not I’ll grant you rights to use my IP, the answer is always no (this is the entire point of why I have an IP licensing contract with Playstack, they have exclusive rights) but I’d urge you to do research on what you even need permission for

[placid turret]

speak in reverse or wait 2 seconds between saying each word

[solemn elm]

i just dont like when people make jokes or insult people based on their nationality

[fierce rain]

do people seriously ask that

[scenic cliff]

My apologies, didn't mean to insult anyone

[daring zodiac]

Oh I’m sorry, I just jest

[fierce rain]

my bad

[austere ore]

add this to the FAQ

[daring zodiac]

I think it’s funny when someone makes fun of my American

[fierce rain]

???

dude

[rare yew]

I probably should yeah

[fierce rain]

name one developer who’ll let you use their ip

for profit

[zealous obsidian]

i wasnt, i was just wondering if you were referring to what i talked about in my email when you mentioned dmca

[scenic cliff]

toby fox

[austere ore]

it's called a licensing deal

[placid turret]

my good ol friend joe

[obtuse snow]

balatro

[austere ore]

IP holders do it all the time

[obtuse snow]

hi thunk

im cold

what do i eat for dinner tomorrow?

[daring zodiac]

Ooooooh, I would love deltarune cards

[fierce rain]

ok well he’s a rom hacker by nature so i guess yeah that’s prolly about right

[solemn elm]

i think americans pronounce "vitamin" better

[rare yew]

You’d know

[obtuse snow]

ur british?

[rare yew]

I don’t think it was yours

[placid turret]

spaghetti and meat sauce

[solemn elm]

vital + mineral, vita-min

[obtuse snow]

oooh, good shout

[rare yew]

But I also don’t know who Playstack has issued DMCA to

[obtuse snow]

omg me too

[cloud rain]

how else do you pronounce it?

[zealous obsidian]

okay thats great to hear, i'm just always nervous when it comes to that kind of stuff, i took extra care to make everything from scratch

[obtuse snow]

if ur an adult i would love 2 be friends

[solemn elm]

"vittuh"

[obtuse snow]

yeah

[zealous obsidian]

i never received anything so i guess not

[obtuse snow]

localthunk do i eat spaghetti.tmrw

[autumn shell]

Agreed

[cloud rain]

chips and cola

[solemn elm]

caramel is one that i think americans pronounce stupidly

just removing the 2nd a

carmel

[daring zodiac]

Carmel is how I always say it

[scenic cliff]

kernel

[daring zodiac]

Carmel is the better way

[austere ore]

americans would be offended

[obtuse snow]

im so eepy

[cloud rain]

caramel is pronounced 3 different ways across the states

its not uniform like that

[daring zodiac]

Caramel is if ur fancy

[solemn elm]

its more uniform than most places tbf

[obtuse snow]

i dont acc like caramel

[rare yew]

Process is a weird one too

I say it both ways

[balmy sapphire]

or a Conan gray fan

[austere ore]

nothing like bri'ish ppl pronouncing it "leftnenant"

[daring zodiac]

Wait what other way is there to say process

[scenic cliff]

wait what how else do you say process

[cloud rain]

accents are normally divided into 10 main big ones in the united states

[placid turret]

i hate puzzles that include pronunciation since i never get it right

[fierce rain]

i should create a balatro knockoff called baletro that’s infinitely worse and sell it for $90

[solemn elm]

like how you would in "procession"

[scenic cliff]

that just made it worse lmfao

[obtuse snow]

my accent is a weird mix of british and american, despite being born and raised in england + never going to america in my life

[solemn elm]

pro sess vs pruh sess

[scenic cliff]

in front of the dev is crazy

[placid turret]

make a knock off of another balatro knock off

[daring zodiac]

Why would you say it like that

[scenic cliff]

OOOH

[rare yew]

Praw-sess vs Prō-sess

[solemn elm]

praw!?

[rare yew]

Yes

[daring zodiac]

I always say prawsess

[solemn elm]

oh right

[daring zodiac]

Pwincess

[scenic cliff]

prawssseees

[solemn elm]

im reading it in my british accent is why

[cloud rain]

i thought these were for 2 different use cases ??? 😭

[agile root]

i have some britishisms in my speech despite being from Cali

[placid turret]

prōsess

[cloud rain]

internet

[zealous obsidian]

one last thing since youre here, i want to keep developing it with new stuff and more content, as long as i keep not using any assets from balatro will i be fine? i really don't want to step on any toes

[fierce rain]

how about you make whatever but just don’t sell it

[solemn elm]

its because of old french

[fierce rain]

if you don’t sell it then nobody can do anything

🙂

[daring zodiac]

I didn’t realize until like high school that Americans had an accent tbh

[solemn elm]

where it was spelt luef instead of lieu

[solemn elm]

wild to me when people say they dont have an accent

YES YOU DO

you cant NOT have an accent

[autumn shell]

Hear me out: Aussies have the best accent

[fierce rain]

hear me out

oeoeioeoeooe

[daring zodiac]

Dude, I was actually blown away. I was like nah

We can’t have an accent

[placid turret]

hear me? good, you have ears

[daring zodiac]

It’s just normal

[autumn shell]

I can pull chicks with my accent alone

[daring zodiac]

Right???

[balmy sapphire]

Aussies and the Scots have the best accents

[scenic cliff]

I like the australian accent

[solemn elm]

i guess you could never speak

but then you wouldn't really be speaking without an accent

[daring zodiac]

Yeah, I love accents

[rare yew]

I’m sorry but this shouldn’t be a question for me. If I said “yes that’s fine” and you cross a line that could put me in trouble. Learn and understand what assets and intellectual property you’re able to use and borrow from, you can’t rely on IP owners to do that work for you

[daring zodiac]

Aussies are legit the chillest dudes

From personal experience

Well everyone of them I’ve met

So I’m biased ofc

It’s like saying Canadians are all nice

Ik there’s exceptions

But they’re cool

[solemn elm]

i know of some very mean canadians

[rare yew]

If you’re fully in the clear then there should be no reason to ask me

[solemn elm]

localthunk for exam-

[balmy sapphire]

can confirm not all Canadians are nice

[daring zodiac]

Dude some of the worst people I’ve ever met have been Canadian lol

[zealous obsidian]

yeah i understand, like i said everything i do is from scratch, i just always want to try to be transparent about it is all

[fierce rain]

just don’t sell it, cooper. if you don’t publish/distribute it you can do whatever you want. or just make a goofy balatro mod 🙂

[solemn elm]

this is true!

[placid turret]

lightning struck em, rip.

[solemn elm]

i dont know what youre talking about

who said that

[zealous obsidian]

yeah true i just got scared you saw my project and misunderstood it as something that was ripping your assets, but since i never received any dmca i guess not

[placid turret]

oh must be Man Who Steals Skin!

[zealous obsidian]

anyways thanks for the response!

[solemn elm]

thunk

are there any secrets in the game that people have missed / aren't widely known

[daring zodiac]

The secret is my fist in your face

[placid turret]

idk. from what i saw it had wide shoulders and what seems to be a beard?

[daring zodiac]

Wapushhh

Kidding

[placid turret]

though, that might be Man Who Stares.

[solemn elm]

i think all are known but i don't know any that we dont know because... we wouldnt know them

[balmy sapphire]

brb gonna go misgender the creature that steals skin

[rare yew]

Uhhhhhhh there is at least one

[solemn elm]

damn

[rare yew]

Off the top of my head

[solemn elm]

time to go looking

[placid turret]

ill see for myself next time if i find it

[zealous obsidian]

what about the bottom of your head

[rare yew]

But tbh I forgot about the misprint one when that news broke so there might be more I’m forgetting about

[scenic cliff]

Does this count the blatant joker text in the new smeared joker

[solemn elm]

it was in the game for a very long time so im not surprised you forgot tbh

[rare yew]

It was in the game since early 2022

[solemn elm]

i remember seeing very old patch notes for like 0.8.2 or something that fixed a bug where the game would crash if you had 0 cards left in deck with misprint lmao

[balmy sapphire]

that is so true, even my demons deserve the respect of being properly treated

[solemn elm]

pet name

[placid turret]

i see them as people, not demons. even if they are unnatural and very scary.

[rare yew]

Are we picking fights in server chat

[balmy sapphire]

sorry, “the person that eats skin” deserves to be treated with respect

[hot vortex]

would you have still kept it in

[rare yew]

Why arent we talking about new loyalty card art

[scenic cliff]

that's true

[hot vortex]

wait what

[scenic cliff]

did anyone notice the small joker that appears when it's active

[balmy sapphire]

wait what

[sweet herald]

It’s awesome

[scenic cliff]

here

[rare yew]

I leaked it

[solemn elm]

why are there so many jokers that start with c in the localisation holy shit

[scenic cliff]

Coringa

[sweet herald]

Clower pot

[compact stump]

Hello thunk

[zealous obsidian]

c for cooper

[scenic cliff]

cooper

[placid turret]

g for garlic

[rare yew]

Hello my dear Cleb

[solemn elm]

j_joker, not to be confused with j_jolly which is jolly joker

😭

[compact stump]

how was everything today

[scenic cliff]

Are there any enemies of thunk

is thunk unhateable

[compact stump]

nah

he chill like that

[rare yew]

j_ is the prefix for all joker keys

[solemn elm]

ya

[placid turret]

jimbo_

jimbOS

[rare yew]

Oh also no code talk in here

Isn’t that a rule

[solemn elm]

nuh uh

not for today

[rare yew]

Yes for today

[solemn elm]

aw

thought id get you with that one

youre a smart fella

[rare yew]

I think I added it as a rule because it got really annoying when people would debug in this chat mid convo

[solemn elm]

or are you a fart smella

[zealous obsidian]

thunk where were the breakfast pics today

[hot vortex]

you were supposed to let thunk finish the joke

[placid turret]

i wonder if tree branches grow in a pattern or not

[rugged plaza]

personally im a smart fella

[solemn elm]

they do

[scenic cliff]

if mario then smash bros

[compact stump]

wat

[hot vortex]

learn something new everyday

[solemn elm]

i watched a video on the subject actually

its by veritasium

[placid turret]

cool!

[hot vortex]

actually 🤓

[compact stump]

thunk have u seen the stuntman naneinf?

[placid turret]

is it for the most efficient nutrition or something like that

gonna go grab a tomato

[hot vortex]

guys dont tomato me

bru

[scenic cliff]

ok

[solemn elm]

no rotten tomatoes here

[compact stump]

fr, he just be doing wtv

[scenic cliff]

i unthrew my tomate

[sweet herald]

You’ve been potatoed instead

[rare yew]

I’m cookin false orange chicken

[zealous obsidian]

blue chicken?

[rare yew]

From tofu

[compact stump]

we gotta see it when its finished

[hot vortex]

is that like vegan chicken

[compact stump]

you better

[sweet herald]

Oooo sounds yummy

[rare yew]

Making crispy breaded tofu bits then making an orange pan sauce

With broccoli and brown rice

[compact stump]

sounds good

[sweet herald]

Oooo that sounds baller

[fierce rain]

is the game normally animated like this or am i tweaking

[compact stump]

u making me hungry

[fierce rain]

this looks really good

[zealous obsidian]

prob higher fps lol

[placid turret]

i was gonna say "grapefruit chicken?"

[compact stump]

this is technically the only 1.1 gameplay video we have right

[rare yew]

I suppose it is

[compact stump]

cool indeed

[rare yew]

This what it looks like on my MacBook I unno

[fierce rain]

gah damn

[rare yew]

Same as normal

[zealous obsidian]

thunk uses mac

[fierce rain]

i will say mine has never looked like that

[solemn elm]

branches originate from buds, which form a spiral shape (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllotaxis) controlled by hormones, and their growth is constrained by light capture, fluid transport, and mechanical stability

[compact stump]

yes... balatro was made on mac.

[zealous obsidian]

this cant be

[fierce rain]

i ran it on mac too but maybe your screen is above 60fps

[long atlas]

hi guys guess what

[rare yew]

Do you have the 120 hz Mac screen

Yeaaah

[long atlas]

chicken butt

[rare yew]

I have the 120 one

[compact stump]

sorry to tell ya

[scenic cliff]

Missionary

[fierce rain]

i’ve never played in anything but 60fps

[solemn elm]

couldnt be a mac user

[hot vortex]

i just noticed your a joker now

Congrats

[zealous obsidian]

i'm vaporizing as we speak

[rare yew]

I made it on both windows and Mac

[compact stump]

lmao

[rare yew]

I like both

[long atlas]

tyyy

[placid turret]

actually, will be saving this in the "cool stuff i learnt" notes! thank you!

[fierce rain]

i have a 200hz monitor but my video card is incapable of outputting that high

[rare yew]

I still use both

[zealous obsidian]

ok

[long atlas]

what do you make with windows and what with mac?

or does it fluctuate

[compact stump]

i hate heatseeker

[fierce rain]

if the confirmed but technically still rumoured Switch 2 version comes out, will it be 120hz?

[zealous obsidian]

mac probably lap top

[fierce rain]

like 120fps support

[compact stump]

balatro on 120fps has to be so goooood

[fierce rain]

cuz that’d be worth it for me honestly

[long atlas]

240fps balatro am i right

[fierce rain]

i don’t own the switch version but i’d buy it for 120fps in heartbeat

[long atlas]

i’d buy it for mouse mode

[compact stump]

me personally i like playing on 13

[placid turret]

is switching to linux worth it in the long run

[zealous obsidian]

no

[long atlas]

ha you’re funny

[compact stump]

ionno garlic salt

[fierce rain]

i’ll be so fr when i was playing on my macbook id be lucky to hit 40fps

[placid turret]

ok

[fierce rain]

it didn’t really matter because it’s a card game

but seeing 120fps gameplay is unreal

[scenic cliff]

ill try anything once Linux

[compact stump]

il try anything once joke needs to be killed atp

ASAP

[fierce rain]

and this is with reduced animations, lower resolution, etc

[compact stump]

1. missionary

[fierce rain]

the intel macbooks were ass

[placid turret]

computers...

[fierce rain]

i’m so glad to be on windows again now

[long atlas]

i play balatro on my lenovo legion

[scenic cliff]

But her aim is getting better

[zealous obsidian]

freaky nixon i thought you had to go to work

[fierce rain]

mmm… butter

[compact stump]

careful u might fall

[long atlas]

my cousin likes butter on his grapes

[placid turret]

im happy that my laptop runs balatro at a cool 60 fps

[long atlas]

to be fair he is two but still like butter on grapes is nasty

[compact stump]

what.

[hot vortex]

wait until he hears that thats a type of sandwich

[compact stump]

what

[amber rune]

How would you even go about doing that

[zealous obsidian]

butter on grapes is crazy

[amber rune]

Do you like dip them or what

[long atlas]

are you referring to pb and j

[hot vortex]

Butter

Could be peanut butter

[long atlas]

use a knife to spread the butter on it

[warped sphinx]

they need to go dude

[placid turret]

i used to eat ketchup with cucumbers when i was 5

[long atlas]

butter and peanut butter are entirely separate things

[compact stump]

straight up

[compact stump]

more people should know abt this

[scenic cliff]

my mother ate fries

[long atlas]

yall sliming out a toddler for eating butter grapes

[hot vortex]

nuh uh

[amber rune]

Some guy in my school ate a cucumber with buldak sauce and baby oil and a bunch of ppl were surrounding him and recording him

[rigid night]

Baby oil? Man was ahead of his time

[balmy sapphire]

have you tried cucumbers with tajin? I’ve heard it’s good but I don’t think I could disgrace cucumbers like that

[hot vortex]

Baby oil and a cucumber?

[warped sphinx]

folk

[compact stump]

i didnt say it 🤷

[long atlas]

hear me out eggs with soy sauce

[rigid night]

Sounds like a good time

[warped sphinx]

i'd lowkey slime out a toddler if i were given the option

[compact stump]

thats valid

[placid turret]

i just eat it with no seasoning, salt if im feeling like it but most od the time no

[amber rune]

I read this in a scottish accent for some reason

[compact stump]

HUH?

[warped sphinx]

you heard me

[fierce rain]

i finished all my 8pm closing duties, and i’ll do my 9pm ones shortly

[compact stump]

thunk slime them

[rare yew]

Buttered grapes sounds like something you’d feed a released malnourished POW to ween them back on to food without killing them

[scenic cliff]

free will aint that free blud 😭 ✌️

[fierce rain]

i’ll disappear for a lot of the next hour

[rigid night]

Then you get hit with the Indestructible iPad™

[balmy sapphire]

cucumbers are good enough on their own imo

[warped sphinx]

food poisoning

[amber rune]

Hey Thunk

[zealous obsidian]

nice

[warped sphinx]

i'd parry it like ultrakill

[long atlas]

i mean a toddler is close enough

[placid turret]

in what way though

[zealous obsidian]

it sounds like something youd feed an alien that crash landed on earth

[compact stump]

Thats kind of specific.

[long atlas]

lowkey i was babysitting the other day right

[rare yew]

No way

[fierce rain]

you know when little kids hit you? yall ever dodge their attack and send them running headfirst into a wall?

[rigid night]

Teach numbers and basic math with Balatro. Trust

[long atlas]

and he goes “butter grapes!” i’m like “lil man what the hell are you talking about”

[warped sphinx]

wean* 🤓

[rigid night]

Yep

[hot vortex]

did you feed the baby butter grapes

[rare yew]

Chat can I ban this person

[fierce rain]

nah

[compact stump]

you wouldnt right?

[long atlas]

YES AND HE ATE THEM

[zealous obsidian]

bro skill checked a baby

[fierce rain]

i’ve done worse

[amber rune]

You’re the balaboss

[hot vortex]

I wont say a word

[warped sphinx]

"so i looked into what food you eat and this food combo is molecularly identical to your signature food back on fleegleglorp"

[placid turret]

butter grapes!

[balmy sapphire]

I’d say your complacent in this then

[zealous obsidian]

vaporize him

[scenic cliff]

[compact stump]

ionno

[zealous obsidian]

lol

[fierce rain]

thunk, time him out for a day instead

[warped sphinx]

i like it here please dont

[fierce rain]

don’t ban him

[compact stump]

for an hour

[rare yew]

Didn’t I time you out for a day already too

[placid turret]

why are you asking us

[fierce rain]

me?

[rare yew]

I was joking about ban dw

No speed blitz

[long atlas]

nonono hold on i asked his parent “what the hell is he talking about” and they’re like “oh yeah he loves butter on his grapes he won’t eat grapes without em”

[compact stump]

that was me i believe

[warped sphinx]

you timed me out for an hour because i made a 67 joke

[amber rune]

He said he would slime out a toddler

[compact stump]

for 48 hours actually

[fierce rain]

wouldn’t we all

[rare yew]

Ohhhh because it was spam

[amber rune]

true that

[rare yew]

It was like the 10th 67 joke after I said cut the spam

[warped sphinx]

no the joke was just really bad

[scenic cliff]

I volunteer myself to a 6 month timeout from this server

[balmy sapphire]

okay that makes sense but like what were the parents thinking when they first gave their child butter grapes

[fierce rain]

i’ve been muted for like 78 hours and kicked before

[rigid night]

I've made snowflake lights move around, causing two to bump into each other while doing lightning at a Christmas event once. They were running around being little shitheads, then they followed the snowflake lights, so I did that.

[compact stump]

woahhhh

do it

do it

[long atlas]

wait thunk why is “l love tv” banned

[compact stump]

do it

[lone heart]

bro lowkey i didn't know the creator of the game was active here and honestly thats very based and cool

[scenic cliff]

ill try

[long atlas]

honestly big dog i have not a clue

[compact stump]

that one mod

[warped sphinx]

television is brainwashing the youth

[zealous obsidian]

kids cant even say mama but they can say 67

[placid turret]

L or is it a substitute for i

[compact stump]

lol

[long atlas]

sub for i

[rare yew]

Funny

[long atlas]

deltarune hater 😞

[compact stump]

Thunk i wanna see the false chicken

[fierce rain]

you gotta remember tho in my first interaction with thunk i asked him to kick me

[warped sphinx]

pick a random word from the dictionary and make it get automodded i think that would be funny

[placid turret]

reverse 1984

[fierce rain]

and he complied

that’s why i’ve only been here for like a month

[long atlas]

“the”

[compact stump]

yh i was there

[fierce rain]

when in reality it’s been over a year

[rigid night]

Even "Jeopardy!" isn't safe. A few nights ago, someone wagered in Final and got it wrong, doing the hand motions when he had $67

[frosty pecan]

Damn that sucks

[long atlas]

joker would be funnier

[warped sphinx]

"this joker-" 🤖MESSAGE DELETED🤖

[placid turret]

memorandum

[amber rune]

Wheres quote bot when you need him

[fierce rain]

why am i starting to read ‘joker’ as a slur

[rare yew]

Oh I should ban “thunk you should”

[long atlas]

ball

[zealous obsidian]

my chinese wifes brother cant speak english but he can understand 67, its truely the rosetta stone of our time

[scenic cliff]

nooooo

[placid turret]

thunk you shouldnt

[fierce rain]

thunk you should ban me

[scenic cliff]

ban "joker idea"

[zealous obsidian]

thunk you should ban that phrase

[compact stump]

You look like the type of guy to do that

mb

mb

[amber rune]

thunky wunky you musnt

[warped sphinx]

that would be like taking food from an orphan at this point

[warped sphinx]

are we making this a thing

[fierce rain]

1. Missionary

[frosty pecan]

Maybe instead just do “you should add”

[amber rune]

NOT AGAIN

[warped sphinx]

civilian

[scenic cliff]

its even funnier without any context

[compact stump]

ionno

[long atlas]

thunk how do you feel about the olympic hockey match?

[warped sphinx]

hey i know you

[rigid night]

Retriggering 2-5 on us, I see

[frosty pecan]

I know u too twin

[warped sphinx]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[long atlas]

yo i know you guys too

[fierce rain]

i pair quite well with wee joker.

[warped sphinx]

pressing space now mutes you for 3 seconds

[long atlas]

it’s almost like we’re in a server together

[zealous obsidian]

anyone else have this snowstorm rn

[pine fable]

genius

[rigid night]

Fibonacci is also decent

[placid turret]

the one thats causing travel bans?

[long atlas]

new york?

[frosty pecan]

Ts is my only one with u 😭

[zealous obsidian]

east coast but yea

[compact stump]

relatable

[fierce rain]

it’s coming my way

but i haven’t got it yet

[rigid night]

And it's trash night

[long atlas]

i heard ny supposed to get like 2 feet

[frosty pecan]

Yea i got a foot outside already

[rigid night]

I'm in Virginia

[frosty pecan]

Same here in nj

[zealous obsidian]

lol rip

[fierce rain]

maybe it’ll give me less reason to leave the house

[scenic cliff]

Isn't that just such a fun idea its like we're in a shack hiding from the rain where we have nothing else to do but talk to eachother

[warped sphinx]

pairing well with a wee? reminds me of someone

[compact stump]

get in, it has to be cold

[amber rune]

Foot 🤤

[warped sphinx]

cold weather by glass beach

[rigid night]

About a month ago, I had to dig a hole in the ice so that the can wouldn't slide into the ditch

[placid turret]

ok

[fierce rain]

supposed to hit me around 3pm tomorrow

[warped sphinx]

@frosty pecan dude geode is back lock in

[zealous obsidian]

i was waiting for this comment

[long atlas]

stay 100 feet away from me.

[compact stump]

feet.

mb

[fierce rain]

feet 🤤

[frosty pecan]

Ik i already got it

[compact stump]

mb

[fierce rain]

mg

mg

[hot vortex]

100.. what?

[placid turret]

btd

btd

[compact stump]

we gotta use meters now chat

no feets

[fierce rain]

party rock is in the what?

[long atlas]

it’s never lupus guys

[amber rune]

Beat me to it

[compact stump]

You exactly know what image went to my head

i bet you could guess it

[long atlas]

the amputationist after chopping off my feet to turn me into a pirate

[hot vortex]

give him the medicine drug

[long atlas]

i have it saved

it’s the one of house staring at the camera

[amber rune]

Are you being intentionally dense

[warped sphinx]

this vexes me

[fierce rain]

house i’m in love with you

[compact stump]

nah, the one biting the glove

[hot vortex]

dr house we need to cure this patient

[long atlas]

most likely

[warped sphinx]

he needs mouse bites, foreman

[long atlas]

damnit that’s a good one too

[fierce rain]

i’m here too

[hot vortex]

More mouse bites

[frosty pecan]

We all do

[amber rune]

no you’re not

[fierce rain]

i am also in this episode

[compact stump]

yeahhhh

[long atlas]

wait do yall spell it damnit or dammit

[fierce rain]

dammit

[hot vortex]

Wilson

[frosty pecan]

Dammit

[compact stump]

damnit aint right

[placid turret]

dammit because dammit

[amber rune]

Dammit got a better ring to it

[hot vortex]

dammit

[compact stump]

yea

[warped sphinx]

dr kutner: i am going to die in my apartment for no reason

[long atlas]

agreed idk why i spelled it damnit

[hot vortex]

The other sounds like damn knit

[long atlas]

damn is 😂 🎉

[hot vortex]

doctor isaac kleiner

[placid turret]

Do.

[warped sphinx]

damn knit 😂🧶

[hot vortex]

🧶

[compact stump]

d

[long atlas]

d

[placid turret]

doctor glas

[warped sphinx]

ih

[fierce rain]

d

[compact stump]

d

[placid turret]

idnt

[warped sphinx]

d

[compact stump]

d

[amber rune]

:

[fierce rain]

doh

[frosty pecan]

d

[compact stump]

d

[amber rune]

d

[placid turret]

d

[fierce rain]

d

[compact stump]

d

[fierce rain]

d

[amber rune]

d

[frosty pecan]

d

[compact stump]

d

[fierce rain]

d

[amber rune]

d

[rare yew]

Stop

[compact stump]

d

[amber rune]

d