🎙・server-chat

[fierce rain]

we miss you dude

sometimes seeing you in here helped me get through the day

you’re a part of the group

[steel fiber]

uh- it's good to hear you're alright

[rare yew]

why you acting like something terrible happened, everything is good

nothing wrong

[steel fiber]

oh- no, I was a bit worried- it's just good that nothing is wrong

[fierce rain]

i’m not

i’m just sad

it’s like if cleb or otter just dropped off the face of the earth

idk just message sometimes

[digital nimbus]

Hello my googers

[fierce rain]

heyo

and don’t do anything you aren’t comfortable with

that’s not what i’m asking either

do what’s best for you

enjoy your downtime

share your art with us sometime if you’re comfortable

[digital nimbus]

Oh

[fierce rain]

what’s up derpy

you alright

[digital nimbus]

Is this a sad moment?

[fierce rain]

a little bit

but that’s alright

[lusty canopy]

Its Friday be happy

[fierce rain]

life is full of sad moments

[digital nimbus]

I just wanted to goog around

[rare yew]

I'm more confused

[fierce rain]

you just gotta keep moving forward

[lusty canopy]

Yes

[fierce rain]

what are you confused about

[lusty canopy]

Keep going

[digital nimbus]

Me too twin ✌🏿

[lusty canopy]

Never give up! I believe in all of you!

[fierce rain]

don’t do anything i would do!

[rare yew]

I'm just saying I should probably chat in here less

[digital nimbus]

No

Plz

Speed

I need this

[fierce rain]

i know but it’s like losing a member of the group with you not here. it makes the chat active and kinda holds us together

[digital nimbus]

🥺

[digital nimbus]

Ye

Twin we need u

🥺✌🏿

[fierce rain]

obviously you have a life too that you need to focus on though

[digital nimbus]

Fair

Make time for urself

[tawny pasture]

fwiw ive chatted and worked with them directly over the past few years and theyre chill. It was however a bad joke and its hard to determine intent and sincerity through text, so taking it at face value was warranted. Not trying to extend the convo, even though I am. Just wanted to put that out there.

[fierce rain]

i of course do have some ulterior motives and would obviously like for you to continue on as you have, but we will respect your decision to leave

[rare yew]

yeah I'm pretty sure it was a joke now dw

[lusty canopy]

Discord is a distraction. Im at work rn so I should get back to work

[fierce rain]

discord is a distraction

but what is life without them

[rare yew]

sometimes better

[fierce rain]

sometimes not

honestly if you’re leaving i’m prolly just gonna disappear back into the shadows like i did for the months before i first saw you

[digital nimbus]

Random question: how many discord servers are y'all in

[digital nimbus]

I got 2

[fierce rain]

uhhh i’m active in this one and that’s about it

i’m in several of various reasons

[digital nimbus]

I got balatro and my own server

That's it

[tight goblet]

active in like 5 or 6

[digital nimbus]

Fair

[tulip fulcrum]

guys i have 2 photo, a hanging chad, sock, blueprint and chigoat, but i've found a trading card, what do i sell

[rare yew]

Larswijn no beef we good, dw

[tight goblet]

showman

[tulip fulcrum]

i mean, brainstorm

[tulip fulcrum]

????

[digital nimbus]

Lol

[tight goblet]

realistically screw the chicot bro

[digital nimbus]

"Chigoat

[fierce rain]

i also say ditch chicot

[tulip fulcrum]

.

[digital nimbus]

Ehe

[steel fiber]

100, but I've been in 200 when I had nitro a couple of times

[tulip fulcrum]

chigoat will go

[fierce rain]

chicot more like temperance value

[digital nimbus]

WOWZA

[digital nimbus]

That's a lot

Like a lot

[fierce rain]

why the hell do you need that many servers

[tight goblet]

Sure hope your notifications are off

[digital nimbus]

We don't judge

Is mean

[fierce rain]

i don’t even look at 13/15 server i’m in

[signal sonnet]

I'm in like 12

[fierce rain]

same

[signal sonnet]

And I only interact with like 3 or 4 including this one

[digital nimbus]

That's normal

[tribal knoll]

same

i hit the limit

[tight goblet]

Human i remember you're photochads

[tribal knoll]

i havent left some though and lost nitro recetnly

so i'm in over 100

[fierce rain]

and 2 of them are my fuck around and make custom gifs and use bots servers

[digital nimbus]

What...

[tight goblet]

Theres a limit??

[tribal knoll]

yeah 200 with nitro

100 without

[steel fiber]

i don't know why I'm in that many servers tbh

[signal sonnet]

What's the best way to work around Madness

[tight goblet]

eternals

[fierce rain]

i’m only active here and in my local game store’s server

[tight goblet]

If you don't mean the card take antipsychotics

[fierce rain]

thunk, you still here?

it’s been fun man

thank you for interacting with us

[digital nimbus]

Yippeeee

🦭

[fierce rain]

i’ll never forget you 🫡 😭 (this is a joke)

[signal sonnet]

And what if I'm playing a Stake that doesn't have eternals

[fierce rain]

but not really

idk

[tight goblet]

Riffy

[fierce rain]

it’s been a really cool experience to have had conversations with someone i’ve heard about for so long

and i love your game

[signal sonnet]

What if mr madness eats my riffy

[tight goblet]

I'm being so real madness isn't even worth the hustle 💔

[digital nimbus]

Funny server idea: make a channel dedicated to one word/sticker and make it so ur allowed to spam in it

[fierce rain]

be sure to time me out or change my name sometime just so i know you’re still around

[tulip fulcrum]

why can't i send any photos?

[fierce rain]

chat clog

[signal sonnet]

Cuz you aren't cool enough

[fierce rain]

and requires more moderation

[tight goblet]

I don't recommend saying a slur to make sure, buuuut

[tulip fulcrum]

yeah, i ain't chigoat

make sense

[fierce rain]

well any mod can do that

but only thunk would change my name or time me out for a day randomly

[tight goblet]

What if it's a slur to thunk

[fierce rain]

still slurs are slurs

[tight goblet]

pose so

[digital nimbus]

[fierce rain]

sometimes i’ll say the fuck word too much and thunk’ll delete it

[digital nimbus]

Lol

Lolers

[tight goblet]

How do you know it was Thunk

[digital nimbus]

Lolero

[fierce rain]

basically if you sense even the smallest bit of mod abuse it’s likely thunk

[digital nimbus]

Hmmm

[tulip fulcrum]

i just realized i've been on the treadmill for 45 min playing balatro, u didn't realize i was on for that long damn

i didn't*

[fierce rain]

because he openly talks about it after and blames it on automod

[tight goblet]

Damn

[fierce rain]

(it’s not- automod isn’t set up to ban the fuck word)

[signal sonnet]

[digital nimbus]

🥺🔫🤣

[tight goblet]

Sounds like me in another server

I just got promoted to a mod

[fierce rain]

🅰️ 🇱 🇱 🇸

[tight goblet]

If i do my job correctly i get to be a higher mod rank

[digital nimbus]

🇫 🇳 🇺 🇰

[tight goblet]

Then again this is my 2rd time being a mod because i got demoted last time

[fierce rain]

man i’m so hungry i could eat a horse

[digital nimbus]

I saw this and I thought it was funny

[fierce rain]

…

is nobody gonna do it

[tight goblet]

You're evil for saying that when nobody has image perms

[digital nimbus]

🐴

[fierce rain]

come on men we trained for this

i’m so hungry i could eat a HORSE

[digital nimbus]

🤣🔪🐴

[tight goblet]

I have the meme on standby

I can't send it though

[fierce rain]

man nobody in chat knows ball

[digital nimbus]

Oh

Nvm

[fierce rain]

somebody get in here that knows ball about HORSEs

[digital nimbus]

I don't have it 😭😭😭

[tight goblet]

quit horsing around

[digital nimbus]

🐴🔪🥺✌

[tight goblet]

May a thousand Nope wheels befall upon your bloodline

[fierce rain]

@compact stump

dude

[tight goblet]

[fierce rain]

please react me

[digital nimbus]

🤣🔫🐴

[fierce rain]

i’m so lonely

horse

nobody in chat knows ball

[compact stump]

making a gift for my gf

[fierce rain]

JUST DO IT

[tight goblet]

All the others horses are scared of me

[fierce rain]

CAN YOU PLEASE

[tight goblet]

no

[fierce rain]

HORSE

YES FINALLY

[compact stump]

can.

[fierce rain]

SWEET RELIEF

[tight goblet]

What

[fierce rain]

thank you

[digital nimbus]

Pingl

[tight goblet]

Did he coem

[compact stump]

imma leave u with the newbies

lol

[digital nimbus]

I'm eating ice cream ✌

[tight goblet]

I'm still old enough to demote you to black deck only

Wanka

[digital nimbus]

🍋‍🟩

[digital nimbus]

THIS EMOJI EXISTS???

[fierce rain]

ughhh

[compact stump]

diabolical

[steel fiber]

interesting

[sudden loom]

lime

[tight goblet]

🍋

Guys just imagine a lemon

but spicy

that's just a banana

[fierce rain]

guys imagine an orange

but spicy

that’s just a lemon

[sweet herald]

what

[fierce rain]

how to confuse daisy rainlight

1. Missionary

[tight goblet]

i smoked weed

but spicy

[fierce rain]

that’s nice bud

good for you

[tight goblet]

that's just a lemon

[sweet herald]

Alright guys imagine an onion

[fierce rain]

you smoked a lemon?

[sweet herald]

Now imagine two onions

[fierce rain]

that’s unhealthy

[sweet herald]

I just put two onions in your brain

[tight goblet]

In water

[fierce rain]

why would you breathe in lemon fumes

[signal sonnet]

Lemons kinda hit sometimes

[fierce rain]

that wouldn’t even give you a high it would just put toxic shit into your lungs for no reason

[tight goblet]

Better than the marker fumes i brothed 15 minutes ago

[signal sonnet]

They should add a Lemon Joker that makes you inhale lemon fumes

[sweet herald]

Dude marker fumes go hard

Fresh sharpie omggggg

[tight goblet]

Gasoline🤤

[fierce rain]

why is balatro discord in junkie mode

[sweet herald]

There are so many smells that shouldn’t be good but are for some weird reason

[fierce rain]

crack cocaine 🤤

[tight goblet]

I wonder what perkeo smells like

[fierce rain]

ok you know what smells good

[sweet herald]

I don’t smoke, but I love the smell of cigarettes

[signal sonnet]

I have this very distinct old rubber ducky smell that when I smell it, it makes me gnash my teeth

Is something wrong with me

[fierce rain]

those chalky popeyes candy smokes

[signal sonnet]

Bro's gonna catch second hand smoke

[sweet herald]

Well no I’m not around people who smoke
Which for that specific reason might be a good thing lol

[signal sonnet]

I mean good I personally wouldn't go around huffing smoke from cigarettes

[fierce rain]

something tells me this chatter’s father and or partner smoke(s/d) cigarettes

[tight goblet]

You guys ever smell the fumes of a dying neutron star?

[sweet herald]

My grandparents were

[rare yew]

Canada beat Finland lets gooooo

[signal sonnet]

Not recently no

[fierce rain]

oh sweet

[tight goblet]

Fuck off

[fierce rain]

were you close with your grandparents?

[sweet herald]

When I was much younger I was, very much so

[long atlas]

hello party people

how is the day so far

[rare yew]

aight nevermind

[sweet herald]

I think it might be a nostalgic thing for me

[long atlas]

mine is quite solid

[fierce rain]

then yeah that makes a lot of sense why you’d find it comforting

[tight goblet]

I'm finnish

[signal sonnet]

Finnished

[fierce rain]

sorry thunk i’m not into sports

[rare yew]

that was rude

[fierce rain]

i wish i could be more invested into your excitement

i’m happy that you’re happy!

[tight goblet]

Canada more like

[glossy orchid]

finnish? look man do that stuff i private

[tight goblet]

Can'tnada

[sweet herald]

I know less than nothing about sports…

[fierce rain]

basically me

[tight goblet]

Go in a dumpster and have spam seggs

[long atlas]

yall why are we finnishing in server chat do it in off topic bro 😔

[fierce rain]

i couldn’t even tell you what sport thunk is talking about rn

maybe hockey

[sweet herald]

I’m just not a sports guy
Unless you count competitive rhythm gaming

[rare yew]

Mugg, you need to chill, rule 1 final warning

[fierce rain]

guys finnish in #🕹・game-discussion - keep it out of general

[long atlas]

yall class is starting what do i do 😞

[fierce rain]

go clog the nerds in there with your gooning

[signal sonnet]

Learn

[fierce rain]

learn

[sweet herald]

implode

[long atlas]

okay i’ll be back soon bye bye

[fierce rain]

byeee

you… live and learn 😏

[rare yew]

ain't you supposed to be learning too

[fierce rain]

GRAHHHHH

[signal sonnet]

Jinx you owe me a 🥫

[tight goblet]

How about you go and

[fierce rain]

🤫

[tight goblet]

non't

[fierce rain]

no

[sweet herald]

look at you being a good influence Mr. President

[fierce rain]

stop

[sudden loom]

jinx? like arcane leauge of legends?

sorry

[signal sonnet]

I don't learn I'm graudate

[tight goblet]

nonen't

[signal sonnet]

My parents always told me I'd miss school when it was over

They lied

[glossy orchid]

that was so fucking funny jayce you funny and also very handsome man

[tight goblet]

Can't miss friends if i don't make any

[rare yew]

I can give you a 24 hour if you wanna do a module today

[sudden loom]

thanks tenna you too lets kiss

[sweet herald]

I miss the opportunity to learn like I did in school
I wish I could’ve gone to college tbh but it’s just way too expensive

[signal sonnet]

I had friends but they were kinda mean so I left them

[tight goblet]

So unfriends

[fierce rain]

i don’t really

thanks tho

[rare yew]

it'll feel good

[fierce rain]

i’ve got stuff to do later and don’t have time for school anymore

[rare yew]

when it's done

[fierce rain]

i might lock in tonight

[fierce rain]

i will but i’ll lowk do it at 2am

[signal sonnet]

I finally beat my first Blue Stake now I gotta do Orange Stake

[fierce rain]

when i have motivation

i always get motivation before i sleep

[sweet herald]

Literally everything will be perishable good luck!! /hj

[fierce rain]

but lately i haven’t been able to do it because i needed to get up

[signal sonnet]

Do ya'll have any special orange stake strats

[fierce rain]

try and get as much score as you can

[tight goblet]

Really secret one

[sweet herald]

Take what you can get honestly, plan for change

[fierce rain]

👍

[signal sonnet]

How about a strat I don't know

[fierce rain]

alr i gotta get ready to pick up the kids from school

cya ladies

[sweet herald]

Have fun!

[tight goblet]

I have a super secret strat that always works when it does

[fierce rain]

i will

[signal sonnet]

Can't believe he misgendered me

[fierce rain]

i might take them to walmart

[glossy orchid]

be careful out there

kids are scary sometimes

[sweet herald]

Go get some radioactive shrimp

[fierce rain]

hey man my pronouns are water/gate don’t misgender me

[sweet herald]

You are not joking oml

[signal sonnet]

Water just called me "man" you can't keep doing this

[fierce rain]

i never joke

[signal sonnet]

Wee Joker is overhated and is one of the better Jokers in the game fr

[tight goblet]

Fork found in kitchen

[sweet herald]

Hated??? I’ve only heard praise for wee

[fierce rain]

i’ve actually gotten banned from servers before for being nixon and refusing to change it

fun fact

[signal sonnet]

My sister doesn't like them

Nor does my sister's boyfriend

Nvm he likes him but she doesnt

[tight goblet]

Does your entire city play balatro

[signal sonnet]

I wish

[tight goblet]

Cause that sounds fun

[fierce rain]

did anybody else preorder the FireRed/LeafGreen ports today?

[signal sonnet]

Bro's who don't use Wee Joker are too afraid to play 2s

[sweet herald]

I made a really tiny wee yesterday
I tried to sleeve him
He is way too small for a sleeve but I want him to be playable lmao

[signal sonnet]

Wee is better at scaling than Runner and Square I'd say

[wooden kiln]

I so rarely run into it I dont even have an opinion on it icl

[signal sonnet]

Maybe idk how often you come across twos as opposed to straights

[wooden kiln]

but it sounds p good

[tight goblet]

All my homies love eggy and wee combo fr

[signal sonnet]

I had a whole run that was carried by Wee

[sweet herald]

8 chips for every single time a 2 is scored
Chad, hack, paradolia and sock and wee scales like the fucking bean stalk

[wooden kiln]

I think Id prefer square joker for its synergy with two pair though

[sweet herald]

Square and Trousers is a goated build

[signal sonnet]

Unlike Square and Runner who scale with each hand played, Wee scales with each 2 played

So you can scale them several times per hand

[wooden kiln]

I once got a run where I had those two and a scaling multiplier joker (I cant remember which though)

[wooden kiln]

true, and also by alot more

[sweet herald]

If I were to guess hologram or constellation

[signal sonnet]

Even if you play like at minimum 2 2s, that still gives him more chips than Runner per hand

Granted, it's 1 extra chip but still

[wooden kiln]

probably hologram

[fierce rain]

i can’t tell fridge and strive apart

white pfp orange name

too confusing

[wooden kiln]

peak

[signal sonnet]

I can be green if that helps

[sweet herald]

Doppelgängers

[wooden kiln]

we're multiplying

[fierce rain]

that does

significantly

[tight goblet]

DNA+trading card+canio those who scale

[wooden kiln]

no orange is better trust

[wooden kiln]

I dont think ive unlocked canio yet lol

[fierce rain]

i’m also leaving tho so do your own thing

[signal sonnet]

My only Legendary left to unlock is Chicot

[fierce rain]

don’t listen to me, i’m an internet stranger

[tight goblet]

You just need to find a soul It's not an unlockable

[signal sonnet]

Well it's the only one I have yet to discover

[wooden kiln]

goodbye Gerald Ford with pfp of that one guy from Futurama

[tight goblet]

Now that i meantion it i really need to take a dump

see ya

[hexed zephyr]

Hi thunk

[wooden kiln]

oh yh ik, Ive just been unlocky

[hexed zephyr]

Ah no thunk

[fierce rain]

hi it’s me

[signal sonnet]

I still haven't unlocked Stuntman yet

[fierce rain]

localthunk

[sweet herald]

unlocky is an awesome typo

Fits the context lmao

[wooden kiln]

oh yh

[sweet herald]

Best of luck to you

[wooden kiln]

lol

[fierce rain]

i’m awesome and stuff

[signal sonnet]

My 4 Joker run for Invisible was so annoying

[sweet herald]

When you see Chicot accept him with open arms

[wooden kiln]

cheers

[sweet herald]

I love chicot

[hexed zephyr]

No bro xD

[signal sonnet]

That was the fabled double Canio run

[wooden kiln]

will do

[signal sonnet]

Get rid of that fire react bro

[fierce rain]

i want to drop chicot down a 7 story stairwell

[hexed zephyr]

Was searching for real one

[signal sonnet]

The run was trash

[wooden kiln]

not a 6 story one?

[fierce rain]

as a wise man once told me man times

he’s gone, son.

[signal sonnet]

I was never able to destroy a SINGLE CARD

[wooden kiln]

eh im good

[wooden kiln]

rip

[signal sonnet]

I ONLY SURVIVED CUZ I HAD 2 POLYCHROME FORTUNE TELLERS

[hexed zephyr]

NO WAY PLS TELL ME IS A LIE

[wooden kiln]

I try to avoid those runs cause I almost never get hanged man when I want to

[signal sonnet]

MY CANIOS DID NOTHING

[hexed zephyr]

MY THUUUUUNK

Pls give him flowers from me

[fierce rain]

he didn’t die

[wooden kiln]

He was taking too long with the new update so he went to the great big farm in the sky

[fierce rain]

i haven’t interacted with him in like half an hour so idk if he’s dead

anything can happen

but i doubt it

[wooden kiln]

I didnt see youd changed your name and my heart stopped for a second lmao

[fierce rain]

yeah no

[glossy orchid]

hes busy working on 1.1

[fierce rain]

i do it sometimes to mess with people

[wooden kiln]

Will a mismatched pair of pants work?

[glossy orchid]

i say copingly

[fierce rain]

i think he’s just having fun making pixel art

[hexed zephyr]

No way... Poor thunk, he didn't reach the 25%

[hexed zephyr]

For sure he'll love them

[wooden kiln]

he's really fucking good at pixel art

[glossy orchid]

i do that too

libresprite is awesome

[fierce rain]

i know

it’s awesome

[hexed zephyr]

And flower pot too

[fierce rain]

thunk is so talented

i wish he’d share his art more

[wooden kiln]

He should make a game or smthn

[fierce rain]

true!

[hexed zephyr]

Nah I don't think so, probably no one will like it 🙂

[glossy orchid]

and then make a discord server where some idiots glaze him? no way

[wooden kiln]

thats not very tv time of you

[fierce rain]

and look at his normal art

#🎙・server-chat message

[hexed zephyr]

For sure

[fierce rain]

he’s so talented for no reason

[wooden kiln]

oh holy shit

[fierce rain]

yeah

[hexed zephyr]

HOLY SH1T BRO

That's crazy

[glossy orchid]

what the fuck man those are some biblically accurate anglels

[wooden kiln]

like that we had the same reaction lol

[signal sonnet]

I remember this one run I was doing where I had a great Joker lineup and like I was nearly about to win, and then Ante 8 and I get the deadly

[fierce rain]

alr gtg drive

bye friends

[signal sonnet]

But then like one of the last few shops I found a Negative Egg

[hexed zephyr]

If he fails into creating a game he should sell his masterpieces

[glossy orchid]

get your kids brotato salad

[signal sonnet]

Negative Egg hard carried

[hexed zephyr]

Best econ joker

[sweet herald]

Eternal egg is poggers though
Get swashbuckler and you just win

[hexed zephyr]

Rebate is useless compaired to egg

[glossy orchid]

well hold on there bucko

[signal sonnet]

Eternal Invisible Joker

[glossy orchid]

rebate disrespect is not okay

[wooden kiln]

Good to know, cause I got eternal egg once and thought it was useless

[thick comet]

If you have good enough jokers you can probably just not sell one and be fine

[sweet herald]

Rebate with copycat jokers is amazing sometimes

[hexed zephyr]

Ragebait twin don't be angry

[signal sonnet]

Nah

Negative Egg was a sign

[hexed zephyr]

I know rebate is best early econ joker for sure

[signal sonnet]

I had to sell them they volunteered

[wooden kiln]

I mean its kinda mid

[sweet herald]

Neggative

[wooden kiln]

I prefer the joker that gives you 4 bucks no questions asked

[glossy orchid]

mods throw this guy into a vat of acid

[sweet herald]

Can I be thrown in a vat of acid

[wooden kiln]

Im the joker baybeee

[glossy orchid]

if you want

[sweet herald]

Yay

[wooden kiln]

can I have a vat of icecream instead

[pallid sapphire]

can I offer you a rental golden joker in these trying times

[wooden kiln]

yes. Yes you can

[glossy orchid]

itll be pretty cold

[signal sonnet]

Add a Joker that like does nothing and dies

[sweet herald]

Listen an extra $1 per round is an extra $1 per round

[glossy orchid]

bring a jacket we dont want you to get sick

[wooden kiln]

worth it tho

[wooden kiln]

thats michel for me

Its lasted like 2 rounds max for me recently idk why

[signal sonnet]

Hop off Mike

[pallid sapphire]

invisible 🧠

[thick comet]

gros michel is for getting cavandash

[glossy orchid]

add a joker that closes and uninstalls balatro

[thick comet]

or whatever it is

[signal sonnet]

Fair enough

[wooden kiln]

yep

[pallid sapphire]

perishable invisible, at that

[signal sonnet]

Add a Joker that either makes you win or sells all your Jokers

[pallid sapphire]

dagger/madness

[sweet herald]

1 in 10 chance to win
9 in 10 chance to have all jokers destroyed

Oops guaranteed loss

[signal sonnet]

Add an Oops all 1s Joker 🔥

[pallid sapphire]

cloud 9 naneinf time

[glossy orchid]

they should add a third stage of hieroglyph that just takes you back to ante one for infinite joker scaling

[pallid sapphire]

absolutely busted

naneinf became a cakewalk

[signal sonnet]

I'm tryna unlock the voucher that requires you to get your hand size down to 5 can ya'll help

[sweet herald]

We gotta nan the money counter
How do we get $1.8e308

[glossy orchid]

ik thats why it would be funny

[signal sonnet]

They're the last voucher I gotta unlock

[pallid sapphire]

play ghost deck and take multiple ectos

[sweet herald]

Stuntman, manacle, ecto

[glossy orchid]

another guy had some problems with ust not unlocking the voucher due to a bg

[signal sonnet]

I don't have Stuntman

[pallid sapphire]

ghost deck

[glossy orchid]

so hopes and prayers that it doesnt happen to you

[pallid sapphire]

easiest to just find ectos

play white stkae so you don't have to worry about scoring

[sweet herald]

Just score 100 million 5head
(joking)

[pallid sapphire]

farm money and just look for ectos

[signal sonnet]

I promise you if that happens I will kindly blow up my house

[pallid sapphire]

two ectos brings you down to hand size 5

(unless for some reason you bought paintbrush and palette )

[sweet herald]

What’s the opposite of a pain brush

Acetone?

[signal sonnet]

Bro thinks I'm bringing Palette on the run to unlock palette

[pallid sapphire]

a pain brush you say?

[pallid sapphire]

I haven't needed to unlock vouchers in ages

[sweet herald]

I didnt even thing about that lmfao

[hexed zephyr]

Last run I found photo chad perishable in same shop, 2 rerroles away from each other

[signal sonnet]

Why do you spell rerolls like that

[pallid sapphire]

la francais

[signal sonnet]

Ah

I'm not france

[hexed zephyr]

Spanish

Rerolls

[pallid sapphire]

F

one country off

[signal sonnet]

No Hablo Español

[hexed zephyr]

ESPANOL

Ñ

ESPAÑOL

Joke joke

[signal sonnet]

Now it's a fancy n

I don't know how spanish alphabet works

Idk when to ñ

[hexed zephyr]

Depends

[sweet herald]

Depends on the word iirc it’s been a long minute since I’ve taken Spanish

Never ask me to roll my r’s I just end up looking like an idiot

[hexed zephyr]

In Galician (a slightly different Spanish) to give ñ sound we use nh

Like in Portuguese

[signal sonnet]

Why do they call it "Double U" and not "Double V" when it clearly looks like 2 Vs and not Us

[pallid sapphire]

not if you write in cursive

[sweet herald]

That sound used to be spelled with ‘UU’ before they made it a dedicated letter

[signal sonnet]

Okay well my school cursive class just kinda stopped after i

So I don't know cursive

[pallid sapphire]

to write cursive, all you have to do is just write letters like 1) you're not allowed to lift the pencil off the paper on pain of death and 2) not allowed to write anything with a sharp corner

[signal sonnet]

Dang

Not happening

[pallid sapphire]

the exceptions are crossing your i's and dotting your t's

oops other way around

[sweet herald]

Oops! All swoops!

[signal sonnet]

Make Oops all Ones! And then make it so nothing triggers

[sweet herald]

Oops! All Zeroes!
*game crashes*

[signal sonnet]

How tf you get Zero on a die

[sweet herald]

Exactly

[signal sonnet]

Add a Joker that like adds permadeath when a Joker is destroyed or something

[cobalt stirrup]

hi guys i love balatro

[steep raft]

Hello love balatro, im too

[summer shale]

Happy Birthday, Balatro!

[long atlas]

oh yeah that is today ain’t it

2 years

[summer shale]

Oh wait

How do I get a suit role?

[long atlas]

go to channels and roles

[summer shale]

nvm, found it

[digital nimbus]

🐦‍🔥🟰🚗

[long atlas]

bird car

[digital nimbus]

Goog indeed

😵🔫🐴

[long atlas]

wait what’s the first four letters of the most famous search engine?

[digital nimbus]

Goog

Wait

LET'S GOOOO

[long atlas]

it’s bing silly

[digital nimbus]

Goog should be added to do english dictionary

[long atlas]

what’s the definition

[digital nimbus]

Autism in a nutshell

[long atlas]

“yo bro i got the goog” 😞

[digital nimbus]

Ur getting googed

🐴🔫🗿

[flat lantern]

[digital nimbus]

🟰 🍋‍🟩

Emoji combos are peak. Prove me wrong

🗿

[obtuse snow]

FRIEND INSIDE ME

im a psychic

[digital nimbus]

WH@@@@

-@@

[glossy orchid]

You said it dude

[digital nimbus]

-|) } ? |

[obtuse snow]

FRIEND INSIDE ME

[glossy orchid]

no stop get away from me

[digital nimbus]

I ordered a large slushy of Amazon for one pound but there was a friend inside the drink so pneumatically removed his leg

[obtuse snow]

friend inside me friend inside me

[signal sonnet]

What would ya'll say is the hardest boss blind in Balatro

[exotic sparrow]

violet vessel probably killed the most runs for me

[timid cedar]

The Flint is effectively a x0.25 to your score in a decent amount of cases, and can absolutely kill you early, including ante 2.

[stray vault]

Yo its currently steam horse fest

Where are the horsemen?

[meager glade]

🐎

[lethal kelp]

Each one can be disastrous, but it depends on the deck & build you do

[signal sonnet]

Yea but like overall

[lethal kelp]

Either Plant, Amber Acorn, the Wall, or the Eye

[signal sonnet]

Dawg what about Serpent

Serpent is the hardest boss in the game obv

[green saddle]

the ones that have gotten me the most are debuffed suits late into a run when I was favoring whatever suit got debuffed

[lethal kelp]

Eh. I sometimes have problems with it, but not as much as the others

[signal sonnet]

Bro I was joking do you genuinely struggle with The Serpent

[obtuse snow]

violet vessel

awful awful boss blind if you dont have the right jokers

acc now that i think abt it

probably mouth/eye ?

[lusty canopy]

Hardest is vessel, the one I despise is crimson heart

[signal sonnet]

Crimson Heart and are kinda similar

I mean at least with leaf you choose which Joker you disable

[lusty canopy]

Feels like up to chance with heart where with violet vessel you know you are screwed unless you get lucky with glass cards and luchador

[austere ore]

localthunk is online

[rigid night]

Whenever I see Leaf, I pick up a negative tag to make a slot for a random joker to sell

[austere ore]

excitement

[wooden kiln]

I second that

[weary cypress]

[fossil steeple]

test

[lethal kelp]

No

[signal sonnet]

They should uhh add big Joker where it's like Wee Joker but uhh you can't see past him cuz he too big

[tight delta]

Hello guys

[glossy orchid]

hello bald jimbo

[deep finch]

Should mini straights (1,2,3) be recognized as a type of card combo?

[viral tulip]

Happy birthday Balatro!!

[sharp cedar]

Man
Cards may appear

[tight delta]

?

[sharp cedar]

You are the card man no?

[novel crow]

Woa

[finite surge]

casinos hate it when I pull out a banana and use dark magic to turn a card into a piece of iron

[ornate depot]

why not skip the casino and just make gold cards

even if just by mass alone

a playing card is about 2 grams

a 52 card deck would be worth $17,000

and you can buy a deck for a buck in my area

smh people are always so showboaty with their dark magic

[signal sonnet]

I do not strategize I do not sell for interest I hex the first Joker I get
And if it's a bad Joker I do not care

Yo chat this run is so fire, Negative Ride the Bus

I hate my rng bro fr

[toxic gulch]

a playing card sized piece of gold would be worth way more

if a playing card is .105 cu inches

and a cu inch of gold is like 20300

thats like 2100 per card

or about 109000

[sweet herald]

I can’t imagine how heavy cards made of real gold would actually be

Like it would definitely be handleable but a deck of solid gold cards would be really heavy

[rigid night]

Roughly 44.6 grams

So 2.32kg for a deck

[sweet herald]

Oh that’s not that bad

[signal sonnet]

Guys help I'm tryna get Palette but I getting absolutely none of them cards that reduce hand size

Yes im on Ghost deck

All I have rn is Merry Andy bro

[broken torrent]

Is plasma the easiest naneinf deck

[signal sonnet]

Probably idk

[broken torrent]

All i did was roll for spectral packs + stuntman/andy

[ornate depot]

went on mass not volume

[signal sonnet]

I don't HAVE Stuntman

[toxic gulch]

fair

either way wed still be rich

[signal sonnet]

This run is going pretty well though all things considered

[toxic gulch]

if i ever become a billionaire, im buying a deck of cards made out of pure gold

[signal sonnet]

PhotoChad, Hologram, Brainstorm

[sweet herald]

I’m just going to buy some printed steel sheets and some wax and I’ll be set for Naneinf

[rigid night]

1 card would be worth $7,300, making the deck worth $379,600

[signal sonnet]

Not a SINGLE GODDAMN SEANCE CARD

[sweet herald]

You just need to start a livestream that way you can achieve that streamer luck

[signal sonnet]

I aint got the balls for that

I don't wanna broadcast my horrible gameplay

[raw palm]

How many hours do yall have on Balatro???

[hot vortex]

fellow resident evil player?

tuff

[agile wraith]

Quick question, does the reverse of the bean bug also work?

Like if you get stuntman disabled on a boss blind, exit, then continue

[signal sonnet]

52

[raw palm]

Not bad.

[azure mortar]

don't fergus

[solemn elm]

yes

you lose handsize

[solemn elm]

1000+

[raw palm]

That's a lot.

I have 255.

[light ridge]

are there any pc experts online rn

i have a couple of questions

about something strange my pc does

[tough mountain]

almost forgot

happy birthday balatro

[glossy orchid]

Jimbo can go to kindergarten now

[tough mountain]

they grow up so fast🥹

[long atlas]

never met a 2 yo in kindergarten…

[glossy orchid]

I went to kindergarten at age 2

Idk what to tell ya

[long atlas]

dang you must be smart

do you graduate at 16 or something

[glossy orchid]

No im a balatro player

[long atlas]

oh yeah we can’t do math i forgot

[glossy orchid]

Hopefully

Would save me alot of time and effort

[opaque shard]

Happy birthday Batro

[warped sphinx]

gives you more time to host your television show

[glossy orchid]

Yea

Tenna still goes to school while being a tv host

Canon

[long atlas]

put the tv in hometown school to watch reading rainbow on

folks folks guess what

chicken butt

[sweet herald]

I can’t believe you would say this

[long atlas]

i apologize for my statement

it was very wrong to say such a thing

[sweet herald]

I accept your apology

[astral python]

Fowl posterior

[sweet herald]

Zippy zappy I am now making two onions rotate in your brains

I am the neural onion rotator

[long atlas]

yo this cool

[rare yew]

Good evening gamers, new blog post from your local 'unc' thunk
https://localthunk.com/blog/bad-grades

Happy 2nd birthday Balatro!

[long atlas]

YES READING NOW

[long atlas]

your kid can walk and is starting to talk now how do you feel about that

[runic trout]

Hey, what's a dead man's hand? I think I've got an idea for something

[little void]

I am looking to see if I can join a Balatro Multiplayer league/server, does anyone have a direction to point me in?

[little void]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man's_hand

[wintry halo]

cool blog, will read later

[steel fiber]

oh shoot yeah it is the game's birthday I forgot-

[void elbow]

Balatro Balatrez

[gusty lantern]

happy birthday jimbo balatro

[little void]

happy birthday Jimbo!!!!

[raven ice]

happy birthday john jimbo

[vivid glen]

thank you for creating the gaming equivalent to cocaine in the 70s

happy second anniversary

[feral basin]

This game apparently doesnt promote gambling.
How will you explain the negative skip then.

[stoic lagoon]

O boy, time for work

[compact stump]

This should go on announcements, along with the fact that balatro is 2 years old, be proud of what you made man.

It’s not like anybody could do it

u did it

[hot vortex]

I just saw the dead by daylight crossover news

Exciting

Two of my favorite games

I have like 3k hours in dbd

[finite raven]

can someone update me on the current state of things (updates nd stuff)

[long atlas]

no news yet, essentially it’s done when it’s done

[tropic spear]

BALATRO IS 2 YEARS OLD ? I though it was release last year

im too late

[finite raven]

just read the blogs, makes sense

[hearty kelp]

Hola

Balastro balatrez se ha unido

[boreal heath]

so true

[long atlas]

ok hi hello back from work

what’s up my balatronians

how are we enjoying our 2nd anniversary so far

[scenic cliff]

[boreal heath]

i’m balatroing it

[long atlas]

i hope the day is good to all

[boreal heath]

you too stranger

[long atlas]

stranger? i’m local friend jandom!

everyone knows local friend jandom!

[rare yew]

I have a new system. Since Balatro launched I’ve been trying to make it my “day job” by getting up at ~7am and working on it during the day then stopping when my partner gets home and treating it like a normal job

But that just plain wasn’t working, even though I was trying to force it

So semi-recently I switched it up so I get up later, do some light email work/meetings then just like read a book or something during the day. Hang out with my partner when she comes home. Then later in the evening I start work until around midnight - 1am

And that works WAAAAY better and I’m so much more productive and happy

[long atlas]

thunk what could you possibly be typing

[scenic cliff]

i too wonder that

[long atlas]

thunk as long as the update comes eventually, we don’t care what you do as long as you’re happy and healthy

we will be patient for you

[scenic cliff]

I'm glad you're being able to enjoy the development of 1.1 lol, def making it a day job seems stressful

[rare yew]

I know just thought I’d share

[scenic cliff]

Take good care

[glossy orchid]

Good for you thunk take care of that mental health it’s important

[scenic cliff]

physical health too

[long atlas]

THIS. MENTAL HEALTH IS SO IMPORTANT AND PEOPLE DONT CARE ABOUT IT ENOUGH

we need to teach and educate the public about mental health more

if i ever become a leader that is my main campaign goal

[glossy orchid]

Mental health should be a mandatory class in middle school

And forward

[rare yew]

I just find it funny how big of a difference the time of day I work makes

It’s night and day 😏

[cold idol]

what do you mean we have to take care of our own wellbeing?

[long atlas]

it was in high school, though most of the info is wrong/does not work (coming from a person with subpar mental health, it’s embarrassing how much they get wrong)

[long atlas]

it’s astonishing how much schedules affect things

[rare yew]

@high violet hit me with the thinky face

[high violet]

😭 i did

[compact stump]

well hello thunk

[rigid night]

That was awful

[compact stump]

how was your day

[long atlas]

second best jokes he’s told

[scenic cliff]

What was the first

[rare yew]

Good I drew some more sprites

[glossy orchid]

When im in a telling dad jokes competition and my opponent is thunk

[long atlas]

color code you can give?

[rigid night]

The other one is actually on the wiki under Hack's page

[compact stump]

really? drawing coming back is huge

[long atlas]

wait actually that’s so sick

[scenic cliff]

"can you show them"

[rare yew]

[rigid night]

Check for yourself

[long atlas]

WE WANT COLOR CODES

[compact stump]

fuck my food burning

[long atlas]

take it out

[scenic cliff]

If its yellow its banana if its red its another red card

[compact stump]

i’m doing a “sofrito”

[hot vortex]

3 pixels of one

[hot vortex]

I would love to see people come up with stuff

[scenic cliff]

same lmfao

[rare yew]

I want to leak a full joker art so bad

[scenic cliff]

3 pixels is crazy

[long atlas]

last time was a solid color, if we’re lucky we’ll get TWO

[long atlas]

what do we need to do for it

[glossy orchid]

Hey no ones stopping you

[rigid night]

I hope it's better (functionally) than Flower Pot

[compact stump]

…

do

it

no balls

[rigid night]

Maybe Playstack

[hot vortex]

it would ruin the suprise

[rare yew]

It’s more fun for you all if it’s all a surprise on launch

[high violet]

localthunk can you add a gold stake emoji 🤔 we have a gold seal and joker and a white stake emoji but no gold stake one

[sacred frigate]

idk is Playstack stopping you

[long atlas]

it’s just one…

[rare yew]

No

[compact stump]

one of two

[glossy orchid]

Give us 3 pixels pretty please

[long atlas]

well the banana surprise was ruined i think you should leak the full of that one

[hot vortex]

i plan to not even watch anything about the update i want to go in fresh and discover everything new on my own

[compact stump]

he gave us new nanner alr

[scenic cliff]

i was wondering the other day if playstack limits thunk's creativity in any way

i guess not

[glossy orchid]

Did he?

[long atlas]

or that 3 pixels of blue that you showed a while back i was so sad when it was spoiled

[compact stump]

yes

[glossy orchid]

Where can i see

[long atlas]

half of it, we still don’t know what the other half looks like

[compact stump]

look on images he sent

[rigid night]

Watch it require Cavendish break

[scenic cliff]

That was Odd Todd's third brother

[long atlas]

negative nancy

[compact stump]

diabolical

[scenic cliff]

Prime Mike

[compact stump]

only had ONE cavendish break

[long atlas]

i believe it’s been confirmed this is not the case sadly

[hot vortex]

i think it would have been really cool if the clown from dbd got a jimbo skin in the crossover

[rain anvil]

Integer Ike

[hot vortex]

i dont hate the unknown skin ig

[rigid night]

That would be evil

[compact stump]

yeah

thunk

[long atlas]

it’s confirmed you need 2 caves to break

[compact stump]

why my name clob rn

be honest

[long atlas]

clob

[scenic cliff]

clob

[hot vortex]

cause club

and clob

[scenic cliff]

and cleb

[long atlas]

well he was cleb before

[compact stump]

yeah

[scenic cliff]

honestly i couldnt see a better fit name

[rigid night]

#🃏・off-topic message

[compact stump]

thunk just changed it to clob

i’ll keep it for some time

not forever

[long atlas]

it’s been like that since like this morning maybe even longer lol

[compact stump]

yeah ik

i was there lol

[scenic cliff]

aaah, the localthunk vanguard

[compact stump]

idk why but i feel like he just misspelled it and was like “yeahh close enough”

[long atlas]

it’s clobbering time

[compact stump]

wat

[scenic cliff]

unlikely

[void bison]

Guys I have a funny joke

[compact stump]

would be funny

[void bison]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

[rigid night]

Fsh

[scenic cliff]

Two tired

[hot vortex]

fsh

[long atlas]

a fish with no eyes! (this is bait)

[void bison]

blind

[scenic cliff]

Missionary

[high violet]

ohhh bait like for fishing

[hot vortex]

good one i suppose

[gusty lantern]

[warm harbor]

is it one that you are particularly proud of, or is just funny?

[long atlas]

me when they ask me where rounds take place in balatro:

[rigid night]

Retriggering 2-5 with that

[glossy orchid]

Dude im so fucking pissed rn at your horrible statement wich isnt bait

[void bison]

I have another one what happened to the man who stopped breathing

[rigid night]

He died

[void bison]

fuck you

[hot vortex]

By the way just to make sure we are on the same page everyone

[long atlas]

he suffocated to death

[hot vortex]

💀

[hot vortex]

These are the same

[scenic cliff]

i have a good one

[rigid night]

[gusty lantern]

my thought process

[scenic cliff]

What is a trysexual's position in bed

[gusty lantern]

exactly

[long atlas]

wait guys why did the monkey fall out of the tree

[glossy orchid]

Gravity

[hot vortex]

they will try anything

[long atlas]

he died

[void bison]

Did you hear about rhe man who went swimming in lava?

He was destroyed!

[long atlas]

now why did the loaf of bread fall out of the tree

[glossy orchid]

Well thats why the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the tree

[hot vortex]

destroyed how

[scenic cliff]

Because it was two tired

[long atlas]

it was stapled to the monkey

[scenic cliff]

what monkey

[void bison]

why was the monkey stapled?

bored

[long atlas]

someone needed a place to put their loaf of bread

[hot vortex]

bannana bread

get it

[void bison]

+15

[long atlas]

solid 7/10 joke

[long atlas]

the one that fell out of the tree

keep up

[void bison]

what tree

[warm harbor]

would wild cards fully triggering flowerpot be enough to make either of them remotely good? e.g. playing a pair where one of the two is a wild card would still proc flower pot

[long atlas]

the one the bread stapled to the monkey fell out of

[rigid night]

They still suck

[warm harbor]

i think it might make flower pot playable

wild cards would still be bad

[rigid night]

Only use of wilds is to unlock Smeared

[glossy orchid]

Flower pot could give X100 mult and i would still hate it simply for existing

[warm harbor]

(unless you have flower pot, of course)

[scenic cliff]

Flower pot is supposed to reward bigger hands

[void bison]

Make wild card immune to debufds

[rigid night]

FINALLY found Antimatter yesterday

[scenic cliff]

most splendid

[hot vortex]

flower pot is alright from a concept standpoint

I like the idea

[compact stump]

jimbo

get it

[long atlas]

shut up gojiras talking

[compact stump]

mimimi

Shhhhh

[long atlas]

sorry that was mean

[void bison]

Anti-matter? What did they do?

[rigid night]

Need to find 3 more and unlock Petroglyph to complete my voucher collection

[compact stump]

😞

Clob

[hot vortex]

holy shit i just realized why its called antimatter

That's super creative

[long atlas]

bro is 4 away from c++ and doesn’t even have c yet 😞

[rigid night]

Reroll Glut, Omen Globe, and Illusion

[rigid night]

Those are numbers for C

[glossy orchid]

We got antimatter but wheres promatter???

[long atlas]

ahhh got it lol

[void bison]

Painted Deck

[rare yew]

matter: am i a joke to u

[long atlas]

it doesn’t matter anyways

get it

[rigid night]

The problem with Illusion is that Magic Trick almost never shows up

[void bison]

The problem with Illusion is that it doesnt work

[long atlas]

me: no matter, you matter

i’m so funny

[rigid night]

Still need it for C

[long atlas]

i demand laughs from the crowd

[hot vortex]

that actually was pretty funny

[rigid night]

That should be a valid reason

[hot vortex]

guys if you had to get one of the servers emojis permanently tattooed to urself what would you choose

dna looks pretty tuff