🎙・server-chat

[upbeat kestrel]

If you want to win ante 8, stick with what you're doing now probably

And also iirc endless players don't usually dupe non-redsteel kings

Because having anything that isn't a red steel in your deck makes it harder to get the red steels

[tribal yew]

ill prob switch to flush 5

[upbeat kestrel]

Fancy

Good luck

[tribal yew]

but i can make some other color 10s bc

the spade thingy can appear

[upbeat kestrel]

Hope you get some hanged mans or deaths to get rid of those other cards

Or immolate. I love you immolate.

[frail moat]

I just got balatro now you have me wanting a new game 😭

[tribal yew]

making glass 10s would be funny

[upbeat kestrel]

DNA on a glass card is usually really good

Who cares if it broke, you just got another one of it

I wish glass joker was retroactive

[tribal yew]

i can make 3 glass cards

cuz of bp and bs

[upbeat kestrel]

Do it

[tribal yew]

cant make it rn cuz stupid needle showed up

and i got invis joker in the shop

wtf is this seed geniuinly

and poly splash

best joker of balatro

[glossy orchid]

Get 90 plutos and youre off

[tribal yew]

ok so

[sudden loom]

tenna you have such a way with words

[tribal yew]

i got 2 blueprints

[obtuse snow]

friend inside me

[glossy orchid]

Ngl i genuinely jumped a little reading that

The phrase friend inside me has a genuine physical reaction from me

[obtuse snow]

tenner

[solid timber]

Hi people

[tribal yew]

uhh

so

the spade guy showed up

and all my glass were on spades

so ggs ig

[long atlas]

channel a chicot

[glossy orchid]

Oh no the mods are here we cant do illegal stuff anymore

[long atlas]

mods every single person in server except me was doing drugs

so i think you should ban everyone except me

[austere ore]

by any chance
does anyone here know Japanese

legit question

[long atlas]

i know google translate

and hawaii pt ii

[austere ore]

well

[long atlas]

that’s about it

[austere ore]

no

[glossy orchid]

I watched an anime on the Japanese dub once

[austere ore]

that's not what I was looking for

[austere ore]

hells yeah

[digital nimbus]

googers

[inland kindle]

don’t tap the glass

[strong prairie]

sup happy

[tribal yew]

also

why the hell cant i unlock this stupid palett e thingy

[austere ore]

skill issue

[tribal yew]

ive had 5 handsize 3 times atp

do i need to have bought paint brush in the run

or what

[drowsy sorrel]

on ante 18 and i haven’t seen the plant yet😭😭😭

it’s so over

[sudden loom]

your name is majestic

never seen anything like it

[tribal yew]

idk what to do atp 😭

[glossy orchid]

The absolute dread i felt seeing someone named dr pooptickler typing

[drowsy sorrel]

certainly nothing to scoff at

[tribal yew]

do you guys have palette unlocked

[drowsy sorrel]

ye i don’t remember how i did it tho

it just kinda happened lmao

[tribal yew]

ive had 5 hand size multiple times atp

and i cant get this stupid voucher

[long atlas]

uhh it’s bugged idk

[drowsy sorrel]

maybe you unlocked it and just haven’t run into it yet

[tribal yew]

this game is ragebaiting me

its not unlocked

[drowsy sorrel]

check in collection and see if it has the lock over it or just a question mark

[tribal yew]

ive checked ts like 10 times alr

ik that it has a stupid lock on it

[drowsy sorrel]

idk then bro

the universe hates you

[tribal yew]

local thunk doesnt want me to get completionist

[rigid night]

Me when I have 10 glass in my deck and Glass Joker has the lock

[cold idol]

yes

ouija, and then sold an invisible joker to dupe merry andy

[tawny pasture]

how did you reduce your handsize

andy/stuntman/ectos? or smth else

[brazen nacelle]

I never actually got to that point when I played balala without mods T-T

[rigid night]

Andy/Ouija/Ecto

[tawny pasture]

no i know how to im asking how they are doing it

[rigid night]

Don't have Stuntman

That's how I did it at least

[tribal yew]

i had 2 ectos btw

[ornate depot]

oh my god it's obviously murphy from kick.com

[tawny pasture]

hell no youll never catch my ass on kick lol

[ornate depot]

no because you're not some fascist cosplayer lol

you see I was attempting to be silly by misnaming you

perhaps cause a mild guffaw

[young kestrel]

Hello :P

[sudden loom]

hi :3

[young kestrel]

how is everything going :P

[sudden loom]

GOOD!

currently drinking pepsi max

heh

pretty awesome stuff

[sharp cliff]

ado

[young kestrel]

I personally prefer Dr.Pepper or some soda around here

[young kestrel]

Yeh

[sharp cliff]

vivarium

i'm listening rn

[young kestrel]

Peak

[sharp cliff]

2026 ado looking up

[sweet herald]

👋 👋 Hi everybody!

[young kestrel]

Hai :P

[young kestrel]

Fr

[sweet herald]

Hope everyone is doing well :3

[sharp cliff]

have you listened much to phantom siita

so peak

reccomend if you like ado

and 9lana

[young kestrel]

Fr, Everything you said is peak

[sharp cliff]

i've drawn 3 legendary jokers today

2 more

[hasty socket]

Where is my local

[nimble solstice]

Ooooo I love batro

[sharp cliff]

me too

[nimble solstice]

Cards and shiiiii

Balatro is my passion

[brazen briar]

I, am

[nimble solstice]

OH MY GOD ITS JIMBO

[brave bluff]

hi jimbo

[brazen briar]

Hello

I am Jimbo. J. Joker.

[brave bluff]

ewow

[scenic cliff]

Hello jimbo

[stable isle]

baltro

[nimble solstice]

I’ll shake my booty

It’s my super hero movie

[cloud rain]

hi jimbo …. im a big fan ….

[brazen briar]

Hello!

[cloud rain]

@steel tangle loooook its jimbo

[compact stump]

shuffle me jimbos

[cloud rain]

Dude the nickname isnt tuff wtf

[spark atlas]

Sick reference

[obsidian mauve]

hi

[nimble solstice]

I will shake my boooottyyyyy

[brave bluff]

future made of

balatro insanity

[jaunty basin]

first message i read in this server btw

[nimble solstice]

Hell yeah dude

I don’t even know what the hell balatro is

[jaunty basin]

its a game

[autumn shell]

Did you make a penis (get the reference)

[jaunty basin]

that i dont own yet

[jaunty basin]

No idea

[autumn shell]

Guardians of the galaxy? Ring a bell?

[jaunty basin]

wait which one

[steel tangle]

No way

[autumn shell]

Idk which one but Ik Drax says that in one of them

[rigid night]

He's literally a fool. What's your excuse?

[cloud rain]

lets play repo

[jaunty basin]

life is like a pond andv you spent your entire life jumping from lily pad to lily pad maybe its time to learn to swim

[modern sleet]

what do those small chip simbols in jokers mean??

[rigid night]

Colored stickers mean you won that sticker's corresponding color stake with that joker

[jaunty basin]

so like who here wants to flex there wealth by buying me balatro

[rigid night]

For example, 5 of mine have a gold sticker

[jaunty basin]

Eh? eh?... no one

alright

':(

[solid timber]

it would be so awesome

[nimble solstice]

🤝

[autumn shell]

Try asking a legendary joker

[jaunty basin]

how do i summon one

[solid timber]

yeah you all are banned

every single person

[autumn shell]

Not me

[obsidian mauve]

Is there a French Balatro Discord server?

[jaunty basin]

I accept this punishment

🫡

[long atlas]

no but i do believe there is a french thread

nvm i’m thinking of the localization channel lol

[obtuse snow]

boooo booooooooooooo boooooo

boooooooooo

boos and jeers

[obtuse snow]

im banning you first

[fossil ermine]

yo dont ban me yo 😂

[long atlas]

did yall know you can get c++ before c+ and c 🤔

technically if you hate life you could do them in any order you want

[cold idol]

wrong, you don't have to play your most hated deck that way while still having c++

[mint lance]

Im watching a balatro video and the guys jokers have little chips on them what does that mean

[glossy orchid]

you mean stickers?

in the top rgiht corner?

[mossy reef]

I have this same question honestly

[tribal knoll]

wym little chips

oh like the stickers?

its like a cosmetic thing

that you earn after beating a stake with that joker

[honest canopy]

If you see the stake sticker on a joker it means when Ante 8 was beaten that joker was in your lineup. It always shows the highest stake you beat ante 8 with for that joker so getting c++ means gold stickers on all 150 jokers

[pallid sapphire]

you have to pass the finish line while holding on to that jonker btw, so even perished expired jokers still count, but if your banana dies or your food joker deletes itself, then it doesn't count

[glad oriole]

meow meow

[signal sonnet]

I just fumbled my blue stake run cuz I got bad rng

I had two trios and a blueprint

[modern sleet]

how is dna joker useful?

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[modern sleet]

i just dont seem useful wasting a hand just to copy a card but idk

[glad oriole]

yeah dna is pretty bad most of the time

buuut

[scenic cliff]

[signal sonnet]

It's about the long game

[shy dove]

it depends on what ur copying

[signal sonnet]

You can get uhh a bunch of one card

[glad oriole]

ill take a dna if i have a purple seal

thats about it

[shy dove]

some extra fancy cards can be good to copy

[halcyon wolf]

local thunk, you seem a lil different today

[shy dove]

blue seals?

[glad oriole]

maaaybe

[shy dove]

dna with blue seals is a free win

[glad oriole]

thing is

[shy dove]

okay big words from me

[modern sleet]

ok ty

[glad oriole]

having too many blue seals becomes redundant

[shy dove]

but its really strong

[shy dove]

see the other thing abt dna is it enables 4oak

[amber rune]

I wanna draw Madness eating Jimbo over the painting of Saturn devouring his son so badly but i cant draw for shit

[glad oriole]

eehh

it sorta does

[shy dove]

and w 4oak u want a lot more blue seals

[glad oriole]

but you still ned external deckfixing

[signal sonnet]

I don't member what 4oak is

[shy dove]

since often u have to play them

[glad oriole]

guh

[scenic cliff]

oh well why would you claim such thing!

[glad oriole]

4
of
a
kind

[shy dove]

you do but you already get that just from arcana packs

[glad oriole]

sometimes yea

[signal sonnet]

Ok

[glad oriole]

rng a bitch

[signal sonnet]

4 of a kind more like uhh I can't get good enough rng to build a deck around that

[glad oriole]

git gud?

[signal sonnet]

I still gotta beat Blue stake bro

[glad oriole]

4oak builds are easier than beating blue stake

[signal sonnet]

I had a friend told me the best way to get Stuntman is via the deck that you get by unlocking via beating blue stake

[shy dove]

plasma?

maybe

[glad oriole]

uhhmmm maybe

[shy dove]

white stake plasma is pretty easy to make the pivot on

[signal sonnet]

Stuntman is my LAST JOKER I gotta unlock

[glad oriole]

it isnt necessary

[shy dove]

so yea

[signal sonnet]

Besides Chicot but uhh he's a legendary so idc

[glad oriole]

plasma is really powerful and might be way more than you need tbh

and plasma is hard to get online

[shy dove]

better to overshoot than undershoot

[signal sonnet]

Well I'm not very good so I need all the help I can get

[glad oriole]

id probably be able to do it more consistently on zodiac or sumn

[signal sonnet]

I had a really promising Blue stake run where I got a Trio, then another Trio from a Showman, and a Blueprint

And then immediately afterwards I got awful RNG and got no 3 of a kinds

[shy dove]

you see

[glad oriole]

broh

[ocean wolf]

A classic

[glad oriole]

so you can like

[autumn shell]

Yooo how’d you get joker role

[glad oriole]

add and remove cards from your deck

[shy dove]

this is because showman is bad

[glad oriole]

its called deckfixing

[signal sonnet]

I didn't get a single Hanged Man

[glad oriole]

i understood thunk's "trysexual" joke

[signal sonnet]

I did get a death card like shop 1

[autumn shell]

Lmao

[signal sonnet]

So I had like 5 aces and that's about it

[glad oriole]

:3

[shy dove]

optimize your value generation

taking the showman made that harder

[ocean wolf]

What😭

[shy dove]

because you couldnt block tarots

[signal sonnet]

I got Showman like shop 3 and then I sold him for Blueprint Showman was not the problem

[shy dove]

better value generation means more hung men and death cards

[scenic cliff]

thank you for reminding how great this joke is

[signal sonnet]

I just got awful rng

[glad oriole]

fun fact about me, im a trysexual!
ill try anything in bed!

1. missionary

[signal sonnet]

I remember this one run, I think it was Red Stake I don't member the deck but uhh

[shy dove]

so did you need the blueprint?

[ocean wolf]

Hey you're not localthunk

[signal sonnet]

I mean with it I had 3 trios

Basically

[shy dove]

do you need 3 trios?

[ocean wolf]

No i still don't get it lol

[signal sonnet]

I was tryna do a Full House or Three of a Kind run

[glad oriole]

why does nobody get it sob

[signal sonnet]

Also yea one of them was eternal

[glad oriole]

fullhouse sucks

[shy dove]

if you can get a decent number of venuses 2 trios and maybe a glass or steel card is really all you need

id take the blueprint but then look for smth to replace a trio in that case

[signal sonnet]

I HAD AN ETERNAL TRIO

[scenic cliff]

That would be correct, yes, 1. Missionary
2. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information

[glad oriole]

run 3oaks then

[signal sonnet]

And I couldn't even get 3 of a kind anyway

[glad oriole]

or 4oaks even

[shy dove]

then do three or four of a kind

[ocean wolf]

Wtf

[glad oriole]

deckfix

[ocean wolf]

I'm even more confused now

[glad oriole]

those who can extrapolate from incomplete information:

[signal sonnet]

I remember this one run where I got Canio and then another one from an Invisible Jokers, and then didn't get a single Hanged Man card the ENTIRE run

[ocean wolf]

I know THAT joke

[glad oriole]

skill issue

[ocean wolf]

But how is it relevant

[signal sonnet]

I OPENED EVERY SINGLE TAROT PACK AND RE ROLLED AS MANY TIMES AS I COULD

[shy dove]

@signal sonnet i think u need to optimize your value generation better

[glad oriole]

truth nuke

open standard packs

[signal sonnet]

It's a little too late now that run's over

[shy dove]

are you taking early standard packs

[glad oriole]

crack standard packs

[shy dove]

those are really strong

[signal sonnet]

Damn you right

[shy dove]

and then are you copying the gold cards or gold seals or blue seals early game

[signal sonnet]

I only managed to pull through that run cuz uhh I had 2 Polychrome Fortune Tellers

[glad oriole]

gold cards purple seals uhhh value gen jokers

lucky cards

[shy dove]

lucky cards are barely value generation without chad tho lets be real

or like other retriggers

or unless u have like 10 of them

[glad oriole]

its expected value is 1.67 dollars per trigger

[signal sonnet]

Trying Blue deck Blue stake again

[glad oriole]

not amazing but it is technically value gen

[shy dove]

say that again

[glad oriole]

676767676677676767

[signal sonnet]

My sister told me I should just always skip the first small blind since I get no money, is that true

[glad oriole]

hell the fuck no

[signal sonnet]

I figured

[glad oriole]

you should almost never skip, period

[signal sonnet]

But

What if there's a negative tag

[shy dove]

you do get money though?

[shy dove]

oh yay! a rental perishable negative droll joker

[glad oriole]

ah yes what if theres one of the worst tags in the game

[shy dove]

my favorite

[signal sonnet]

Okay but what if my rng isn't terrible and I get something good

How would I know

[glad oriole]

negative is literally the "potential man" of tags

[shy dove]

no the result sucking is like

[glad oriole]

if and could be but never is

[shy dove]

not even from bad rng

like even stickerless and even if the joker is alright

its still not worth the skip

[signal sonnet]

Okay so this is new run, small blind skip reward is a free rare joker

Is it worth it

What if I get like, campfire

[shy dove]

no

[vocal ether]

i think so

[glad oriole]

they call it 007
0 good jokers
0 value
7 dollars lost from not playing the round

[shy dove]

campfire is strong but only late game

[glad oriole]

ni

no

rare skip bad

rares are often specialized

[signal sonnet]

Wdym you could get Blueprint

[shy dove]

like most rare jokers

[glad oriole]

early on you dont really want them

[signal sonnet]

I mean yea most rares are kinda hit or miss ig

[shy dove]

honestly blueprint sucks early

[glad oriole]

you could also get hit the road

[signal sonnet]

Hit the road is mid

[glad oriole]

this nuke

[glad oriole]

exactly my point

[shy dove]

blueprints only as strong as the jokers you have

[ocean wolf]

Yeah blueprint on its own will definitely help you score 600

[glad oriole]

theres a couple rares that i like to have early on

[shy dove]

meaning without good jokers blueprint is horrible

[glad oriole]

vagabond

stuntman

[signal sonnet]

Yo guys this run is so epic

Eternal 8 ball

[glad oriole]

maybe obelisk

[shy dove]

burnt joker

[glad oriole]

take it

gen

8 ball is good

:3

[signal sonnet]

I got Hiker I aint takin that

[glad oriole]

yes yes

[shy dove]

also early tribe and order are like usable

[glad oriole]

hiker goes well with 8ball wym

[shy dove]

theyre early scoring kinda

[signal sonnet]

Bro I'm bad at the game but I'm not stupid

[shy dove]

just very expensive and very weak but are better than nothing

[vocal ether]

if you get blueprint you could easily clear the big and boss blind without jokers, so theres that. Blueprint would be a good early card to keep into late game.

[shy dove]

no theyre kinda right

[glad oriole]

i being serious

8ball is a good joker

[shy dove]

do you play on white stake

[glad oriole]

the earlier the better

[signal sonnet]

I don't think I've had 8 ball trigger once

[shy dove]

you get like

around 1/2 a tarot per round from 8 ball initially

[vocal ether]

mostly.

why

[glad oriole]

big blind sure but clearing the boss blind without scoring jokers is iffy

[signal sonnet]

Isn't it 1/4

[shy dove]

this explains stuff

[glad oriole]

per 8 scored

[shy dove]

you're probably playing 2 8s per round

[glad oriole]

but 8ball feeds itself

[vocal ether]

what stake is it?

[glad oriole]

the more it actuvates

the more 8s you can get

[signal sonnet]

I don't want eternal 8 ball I just don't want it

[ocean wolf]

The original idea was that hiker wants to play and retriggers the same cards and 8ball too

[glad oriole]

the more triggers you can get

[glad oriole]

yes yes

8ball is good with hiker too

[ocean wolf]

Found it

[shy dove]

tbf 8ball isnt the best value gen

im not sure if id take it eternal immediately

[glad oriole]

its not the best

[shy dove]

but i could see it

[glad oriole]

i would take

[signal sonnet]

Yo guys Eternal Droll Joker this is peak

[glad oriole]

cuz im a fan

[glad oriole]

ew

[shy dove]

negative rental eternal droll joker holy shit

i knew the negative skip would be worth it!

[glad oriole]

hello thunk

[signal sonnet]

Look man what if I get like Negative Blueprint or something really good

The odds are pretty low but like what if I did

THIS RUN SUCKS

[shy dove]

negative blueprint isnt even like

that good

[glad oriole]

this kind of thinking is what gets you a negative eternal rental loyalty card

[signal sonnet]

I ALWAYS FORGET HOW THE PSYCHIC WORKS AND WASTE CARDS

[shy dove]

like okay if you have strong jokers its boosting you into easy win land

but if you have strong jokers then like... you're probably fine anyways

[signal sonnet]

I have Hanging Chad and Hiker rn

What is that autocorrect

[glad oriole]

disable autocorrect

it is evil

[signal sonnet]

No

I don't wanna

I got big fingers and mistype a lot

[shy dove]

if u have weaker jokers ur not able to get as much from it

ofc it can turn losing runs into winning runs but

[signal sonnet]

Should I take the Square Joker

[glad oriole]

i mistype a lot

[shy dove]

tbh if you're losing and skip for a negative tag

[glad oriole]

butits better than autocorrect making me say some dumb shi

[shy dove]

you might not even get a chance to reap ur reward

[shy dove]

squoker is good but find mult before playing into it

[signal sonnet]

Runner or Square Joker which one should I take

[shy dove]

runner is better imo

since its instantly strong

[signal sonnet]

How

[glad oriole]

if ur losing and negative skip gives you something good chances are you couldve just freed up space for that good thing anyway

[signal sonnet]

But I never get Straights

[signal sonnet]

Yea I guess so

[shy dove]

draw better? 1 straight per round is pretty reasonable

[shy dove]

this too

5 joker slots is a lot

[signal sonnet]

Well shoot is Hex worth it early game

[shy dove]

yeah

[glad oriole]

sure

[shy dove]

if u only have 1 joker yeah

[glad oriole]

if you have 1 joker

[signal sonnet]

Do I hex the Chad

[glad oriole]

err

chad doesnt do much earlu on

[signal sonnet]

My only other jokers are Runner and Hiker bro so idk

[shy dove]

runner and chad together? tbh i might just hex runner for fun but optimal play is probably not hexing

[signal sonnet]

Okay Im hexing Runner if I lose I blame you shadow

[glad oriole]

qwq

[signal sonnet]

This run is pretty bad anyway I mean

[glad oriole]

they said the optimal play is not hexing gng

[signal sonnet]

I may as well take Squoker now

They're my only other Joker

[shy dove]

why

[signal sonnet]

Ah shoot I can't even use them

Dangit

[shy dove]

it

[signal sonnet]

I told you I'm bad at this game

[glad oriole]

mb

i checked after

[rigid night]

@glad oriole read the Hack wiki page when you get a chance

[shy dove]

square and runner do not go together

[glad oriole]

sawwy

[rigid night]

Squimbo the type of mf to slash my tire and laugh about it

[shy dove]

they scale from contradicting sources

[glad oriole]

peak

[signal sonnet]

I guess I'm doing a Straight run now

[shy dove]

um i mean

[sweet herald]

It would work with four fingers but that setup would stink

[shy dove]

runners not rly a straight joker

[flint copper]

Four fingers would like a word

[ocean wolf]

I've never finished a straights run

[signal sonnet]

Why

[glad oriole]

lowkirk square joker and runner are good in similar builds but u usually only need one scaling chip joker

[signal sonnet]

He boosts when you play straights

[rigid night]

Only done it once: 15-minute City

[shy dove]

you play straights with it to grow it but you can really play anything with it when not growing it

[signal sonnet]

Is Blackboard any good

[glad oriole]

straights dont need outside sources of chips

[shy dove]

you grow it once per round and then spam high card or pairs

[glad oriole]

they gain 30 per saturn

[shy dove]

here? yeah probably

[boreal heath]

great for pairs or highcard

[ocean wolf]

Iirc with that one I got an early ouija and just went with it lmfao

[glad oriole]

blackboard is so good

:3

[signal sonnet]

This shop has an eternal Blackboard but I'm too poor

[shy dove]

but maybe if ur getting into emergency scoring territory you dont wanna take it

[signal sonnet]

I'm too poor anyway so whatever

[shy dove]

are you in like ante 2 and too poor for a blackboard?

fridge are you saving for interest

[signal sonnet]

How did you know

[signal sonnet]

No I just bought Square Joker cuz I'm stupid

[ocean wolf]

You should try to get your econ online asap

[shy dove]

yeah this is the stuff that kills runs lol

[signal sonnet]

I have one Joker 💔

[shy dove]

because if all u have is runner at the end of ante 2

ur kinda boned

[signal sonnet]

Oh dang

[ocean wolf]

[signal sonnet]

I just found an eternal Order

[shy dove]

you really want flat mult

[signal sonnet]

Very useful since I'm playing a Straight run

[shy dove]

yeah you probably need that

for emergency scoring

it might turn into a straight run w the order

if you can find enough saturns you wont need runner anymore

[finite surge]

today, I just found out that im asexual/aroace

[signal sonnet]

I'm already playing straights for Runner so whatever

[rigid night]

Shortcut would be nice

[ocean wolf]

Ah yes +4 mult

[shy dove]

ace?

like from balatro

[signal sonnet]

IT'S X3 MULT WDYM

[glad oriole]

ah, so +8 mult

cool

[shy dove]

im sort of aroace its weird

[glad oriole]

i am gay

[rigid night]

+11 chips. Nice

[glad oriole]

:o

[shy dove]

im mostly kinda not

[ocean wolf]

That's nice! It's complicated to even understand so you should be proud

[signal sonnet]

I'm aroace purely cuz I don't wanna commit to a relationship

[shy dove]

but also kind of am

[shy dove]

thats not really what aroace means

[ocean wolf]

That's... not what aroace means

[signal sonnet]

I know but uhh

[glad oriole]

not the same thing gng

[signal sonnet]

I don't wanna be in a relationship

That's ot

It

[ocean wolf]

You could just say I don't want a relationship-

[glad oriole]

aroace means you feel no attraction to other people

[signal sonnet]

Yes

[glad oriole]

tmk

[ocean wolf]

Aroace means a whole thing

[signal sonnet]

I mean that too kinda

[shy dove]

no romantic/sexual attraction

[shy dove]

then yea u are

[glad oriole]

then just say that??

initally?

[rigid night]

Saw someone put flames on the bottom of the ace flag and made it look like the German Empire

[signal sonnet]

Do I take the Fortune Teller or the Blank Voucher

I only have 10 bucks

[shy dove]

fortune teller is how you dont die

[glad oriole]

that would be like me saying im gay cuz im scared of talking to women

[shy dove]

blank is how you die

[signal sonnet]

So neither

[shy dove]

does fortune have mult

[ocean wolf]

REAL

[signal sonnet]

No

[shy dove]

okay then ur boned

[glad oriole]

blank voucher does nothing brah

[signal sonnet]

But I have no other mult Jokers

[shy dove]

tbh i might take

[signal sonnet]

But Antimatter 😔

[shy dove]

just to have something later on

[glad oriole]

thats a different voucher, technically

and isnt super likely to show up

[shy dove]

antimatter doesnt show up if you die first

[ocean wolf]

Yeah but you're not reaching the next ante lmao

[signal sonnet]

I mean I do kinda NEED a Mult Joker

[glad oriole]

correct

[finite surge]

just kinda wish my parents weren't tr*mp supporters so that way it wasn't so hard for me to come out

[signal sonnet]

I should prolly take Fortune Teller

[shy dove]

yeah you take fortune here i think

[signal sonnet]

But It's at ZERO

And there's a hanged man card here at least but is it worth it if I'm doing a straight run

[glad oriole]

what round is it

[signal sonnet]

6

[glad oriole]

wtf

[signal sonnet]

I told you I suck at this game were you not listening

[ocean wolf]

...oh crap.

If you feel like you wanna talk about it my DMS are open, I know how hard it gets for the As

[signal sonnet]

I also could take one uhh Standard or Arcana pack

I have 20 bucks

*10

Not 20

[ocean wolf]

That's a pretty big difference

[glad oriole]

meow :3

[signal sonnet]

Should I take uhh

Fortune Teller and the Hanged Man card or try one of the packs

[glad oriole]

i unno brah

[signal sonnet]

Ngl this run is kinda being held together with tape it's a little rough

Maybe in that tarot pack there'll be a judgement card and I can get a better mult joker

[ocean wolf]

Ah yes the classic credit card in the judgement in the emperor in the arcana

[signal sonnet]

Look man I can either try that or just go with +1 mult fortune teller

Meh it's worth the risk

AND THERE'S A TEMPERANCE CARD OH YEA

My run isn't dead YET

But uhh don't expect it to go on too much longer

[glad oriole]

depending on the stake its doable

[signal sonnet]

Blue

[glad oriole]

m,mmm

[signal sonnet]

I'm like barely clearing these blinds bro

So glad I got that judgement card so I could get a Luchador

[glad oriole]

bbc value

[signal sonnet]

Eternal Hack or Eternal Madness

Is it worth it to take Eternal Hack

I could take the eternal madness since The Order is eternal

But like idk

[glad oriole]

what level is heterosexual

[signal sonnet]

What

[glad oriole]

straight

[signal sonnet]

Everythint is Level 1 bro

I'm BROKE

[glad oriole]

L

[signal sonnet]

I mean

There's some planet packs

Do I take the planets

[glad oriole]

1 in 3 chance for saturn

[signal sonnet]

I opened both I got Neptune and a Saturn

Should I take the Hack

It's eternal

[cosmic moat]

Hi guys! Good night! This is my first time chatting here and I have a question for all of you experienced folks out here

[glad oriole]

no

[glad oriole]

wassup

[cosmic moat]

Is there a record of a Baron Mime Naneinf without the involvement of Directors Cut?

[glad oriole]

i dunno

its definitely possible

[glossy orchid]

with enough cryptids i dont think the serpent is that necessary

[signal sonnet]

If Pareidolia makes every card considered a face card then destroying Jokers should add to Canio

[glad oriole]

it in fact is not

[signal sonnet]

It just says ALL CARDS IT DOESN'T SPECIFY PLAYING CARDS

[glad oriole]

its probably been done idk

[cosmic moat]

I mean with the method of "Serpent Farming". No cryptids, no perkeo no nothing

[glad oriole]

naneinf has probably been done thousands of time\

[glad oriole]

so... basically without any of the tech that allows baron mime to naneinf???

[glossy orchid]

oh well that would have to be inhumanly lucky idk if that exists

[glad oriole]

i guess crimson bean

[signal sonnet]

I'm only makin like 30k per Straight bro

[glossy orchid]

straights are not a reliable hand

[signal sonnet]

Okay so I'm kinda like in a pickle here

[glossy orchid]

thats what ive been saying

[glad oriole]

they can be

[signal sonnet]

The skip tag will give me 32 dollars if I take it

[glad oriole]

straights are good if you deckfix a bit

[signal sonnet]

And I have like no money

[glad oriole]

or if you get shortcat

[finite surge]

I just spam flushes

[glossy orchid]

what deckfixing do you even do for straights

[signal sonnet]

I have 4 dollars

[signal sonnet]

You don't idk

[finite surge]

I've played so many that I've reached over 10,000 played flushes

[glossy orchid]

like copying cards isnt that good neither is death

[signal sonnet]

Do I take the skip and 32 dollars bro

I have FOUR DOLLARS

[strong prairie]

making the deck smaller is always good

[cosmic moat]

I figured

The thing is

[glad oriole]

i mean, getting more 7s is pretty okay for straights

[cosmic moat]

https://youtu.be/UuttkidDeq8 I dunno how impressive or rare this is, but it literally just happened to me

[glad oriole]

certain ranks are more valuable when running straights

[glossy orchid]

straights were my favorite hand until i realized how easy to scale the small hands like pairs are

[glad oriole]

10,9,8,7,6 all have 5 possible straights

making them the best ranks for them

[strong prairie]

Yeah I usually add more 7-8-9s when I want to improve my straights

[signal sonnet]

Eternal Crazy Joker

Is that worth it for the straight run

[glad oriole]

pairs are absolutely dominating the meta not really a fair comparison qwq

straights are def top 5 tho

[signal sonnet]

I mean I have, Luchador bro I ain't usin them

[glossy orchid]

also im gay so im literally not allowed to play straights

so

[glad oriole]

idk man it seems like you need it to survive qwq

[glad oriole]

im gay too

thats no excuse

[brittle oasis]

Dosent mr ant tenna have a wife

[glad oriole]

no b ruh

[glossy orchid]

no?

who told you that

[glad oriole]

his ex is spamton

hes a gaybo

[brittle oasis]

bor theres some line or smt

bout wife and sum kids

[glad oriole]

nope

[signal sonnet]

Should I use Mr Luchador on The Water cuz like I really dont wanna deal with it

[glossy orchid]

no he just says kids

[glad oriole]

idk what ur getting at

[glossy orchid]

no wife

[brittle oasis]

oh

[signal sonnet]

And idk what I'm saving this thing for

[brittle oasis]

my memory off then

[glossy orchid]

and his kids is spamtons pips

[glad oriole]

glooby <3

[cosmic moat]

How's fridge doing I just arrived lol

[glossy orchid]

i played chapter 3 like 6 times i should know

[brittle oasis]

lmao

[signal sonnet]

Okay but like, imagine Eternal Luchador

[brittle oasis]

i only played it 3 times but i lowk skipped everything the second and third time

[glad oriole]

L

[glossy orchid]

let me guess the second time was to beat the knight and the third time was to see all the other secrets chapter 3 has

[glad oriole]

ive dont it like twice

[signal sonnet]

I'm avtually kinda salvaging this run ngl

[glad oriole]

second time was to kill the knight

[brittle oasis]

first normal
second secrets
third knight

[cosmic moat]

Come on fridge you can do it

[glossy orchid]

well close enough then

[glad oriole]

i lowkirk didnt struggle that much against the knight

[signal sonnet]

I'm at Ante 6 and I have a fairly okay Joker lineup

[glad oriole]

took me like an hour and a half

[brittle oasis]

I actually did the second playthrough the knight

[signal sonnet]

Blue Stake

[glossy orchid]

i had to replay it so much cus i wanted to get the secret mike fight but my dumbass kept missing recruits

[brittle oasis]

but It was on a new file by accident

[cosmic moat]

My condolences

[brittle oasis]

never got that. cant you just get it in chapter 4?

thats what i did

[glossy orchid]

no it only happens when you recruit everyone in tv world

[glad oriole]

how tf do you miss recruits

[signal sonnet]

I got uhh Eternal Crazy, Supernova, Polychrome Runner, Photograph, and Eternal Order

[glad oriole]

all you gotta do is spare every enemy you fight

[signal sonnet]

Mainly playing Straights

[glossy orchid]

i walked past some enemys

[glad oriole]

l

[cosmic moat]

Comprehensible

[brittle oasis]

icl i was meowing the entire time for the mike fight

[signal sonnet]

Runner is at 225

[brittle oasis]

had nothing else to say

[cosmic moat]

That's good!

[brittle oasis]

so i saw cats and just went

meow meow meow

[signal sonnet]

Well shoot here's Hanging Chad

[glossy orchid]

justjoel is definetly a cat!

[signal sonnet]

I feel like I GOTTA take him bro

[brittle oasis]

meow

[signal sonnet]

But idk what to sell

[cosmic moat]

How's your levels on Straight?

[signal sonnet]

Level 4

[cosmic moat]

How many supernova hits you have?

[signal sonnet]

Uh

I've played Straight 14 times if that's what you're asking

[cosmic moat]

That's about a times 2

Chad it's a times 8

Id say Supernova

[signal sonnet]

Ok

Ooh nice

I got a red seal mult Jack

[cosmic moat]

That's good!

[signal sonnet]

Still no Saturns I'm only getting Neptunes from the shops

[cosmic moat]

You retrigger that and it's about times 16 or so

[cosmic moat]

Unlucky

[signal sonnet]

I do have a blue seal somewhere in my deck at least

Ah dangit

The skip tag is an orbital tag and it's for Straight

I feel like I have to take it I'd feel stupid not to

[cosmic moat]

What's your boss?

[signal sonnet]

Mark

[cosmic moat]

Risky but I think it's worth it in case you can't find your face cards for a straight

So you can play a normal Straight and not be too left behind

[signal sonnet]

Okay I got lucky

I cleared it

I'm on Ante 8

Straight is Level 11 now

[cosmic moat]

You can finish it!

[signal sonnet]

The boss IS verdant leaf

That's a little scary

[cosmic moat]

Hmmm

If you need to sell, I'd say runner

[shy dove]

whats ur scoring coming from

[signal sonnet]

I remember one run I think it was a Green stake where I had a Negative Egg and Verdant Leaf

[shy dove]

are u using like glass cards and the like

[cosmic moat]

Your chips are fine at that level and PhotoChad is your main score rn

[signal sonnet]

My Runner is at 300 chips and is polychrome

[shy dove]

oh photochad

[cosmic moat]

How many base chips you have rn on Straight?

[signal sonnet]

360

[shy dove]

yea if u cant sell anything else runner may be best anyways

runner is x3 but photochad can be so so so much more

[cosmic moat]

Yeah, it's like a 1.90

If it comes to something, Runner

[signal sonnet]

I mean I still have one shop left

I could get a useless negative

Probably not but I could

[cosmic moat]

Hope so

[signal sonnet]

Nope

Welp I'm goin in

[cosmic moat]

Kudos to Runner, sad that you can't sell Crazo

[signal sonnet]

That was underwhelmingly easy

[cosmic moat]

LMAO

[signal sonnet]

I got my red seal mult Jack

[cosmic moat]

Oh GGs then

[signal sonnet]

There I got Plasma Deck, yippee

[cosmic moat]

That compesates runner

[signal sonnet]

I never even used Runner until this run

Not gonna lie I do kinda owe this run to him

[cosmic moat]

Runner is really good for a Chips Completionist Joker

[signal sonnet]

This run was like complete trash but I managed to hold it together with glue and tape long enough to reach the end

I used to be a Straight hater but I mean I guess it isn't so bad

[meager nymph]

hi

[signal sonnet]

At least I didn't have to end off today with that horrible triple trio run that I butchered

[flint copper]

Nooooooo

Stay woke

[cosmic moat]

Gawd dang

[signal sonnet]

I'M NOT THAT GOOD

I got Eternal Trio, then Showman gave me another Trio, and I got a Blueprint

And then I got no three of a kinds the blind right after

[cosmic moat]

OOOF

That's rough man

[signal sonnet]

My friend told me Plasma was the best way to get Stuntman

[cosmic moat]

Stuntman was the one unlocked by Score or it was by Skipping Antes?

[signal sonnet]

100,000,000 score I think

Stuntman is the last Joker I need

That and Chicot

But they're a Legendary so there isn't much I can do to influence them showing up

[cosmic moat]

Then yeah, Plasma and try something like Idol or Baron Mime on White Stake

[cosmic moat]

I believe the next soul you get it must be Chicot I think

[signal sonnet]

I have Foil Flash and Smileyface

[cosmic moat]

If not, probably in Gold Stake

[cosmic moat]

Solid early

[signal sonnet]

Are there even orange chips in Poker

Or purple for that matter

[cosmic moat]

No idea tbh, never seen either of them lol

[signal sonnet]

I know White, Red, Green, Black, and Blue exist

Idk bout Purple or Orange

I'll let Gold slide

I got Sixth Sense

I think Sixth Sense is kinda hit or miss

I had one run that I couldn't have won had it not be for Mr. Sense but then again I can see him giving you awful spectral cards far into a run

[blissful stone]

hi chat

[scenic cliff]

Hello!

[modern cosmos]

Localthunk you should add sex in the next update

:3

[scenic cliff]

[fierce rain]

i’ve logged on 3 times today and haven’t seen thunk once

honestly i’m proud of bro

[brittle oasis]

why is this your goal😭

[fierce rain]

for staying off the chat

[fierce rain]

wym

i don’t understand

i just really only chat here when he’s here

server is dead otherwise

[sonic canyon]

this games so peak

[proud forge]

ik bro

[modern cosmos]

:<

[signal sonnet]

I'm not that great at Balatro so the way I got the Ante 12 voucher was because of

Mr. Bones along with Glass Joker, Steel Joker, Brainstorm, and Baseball Card

I got to Ante 12, skipped the Small and Big Blinds and got far enough into the boss to trigger Mr. Bones

-# I got The Needle so uh they kinds came in clutch

[brittle oasis]

W

[jovial estuary]

I want to play more Balatro

What type of run should I go for?

[signal sonnet]

Okay so I remember my first Painted deck run I got 2 Polychrome Fortune Tellers and 2 Canios

And got zero hanged man cards

So at the end I got so fed up I sold them for Arrow Head and The Duo

[jovial estuary]

just got a round 3 soul card this is why you gamble kids

it was perkeo lets go

[earnest forge]

How do I enable the cheats that rofflelite has where he always gets baron mime every run

[jovial estuary]

you need his specil sauce

[shy dove]

its called playing the game for a living and then only posting the hype games

[blissful geode]

Hi guys

[novel girder]

Baubau

[sharp cliff]

...no

you can get baron mime every run if you'd like

[clever crown]

hello the jester

[shy dove]

ur not getting baron mime every run lol

not every gold stake run

[sharp cliff]

i don't want it every run

[sharp cliff]

different thing

[shy dove]

doesnt roffle usually do gold stake?

[sharp cliff]

also roffle doesn't only get baron mime last i checked

[sharp cliff]

fair

[finite surge]

my dad gave me a scratch-off ticket and I won $5

[sharp cliff]

gamblingmaxxing

[austere ore]

balala

[fierce rain]

goddammit

fellas

do i buy this

https://youtube.com/shorts/uGlwv6VAMj0?si=7W5MyTQ8eNfNHRCd

[rigid night]

Looks like something I would buy drunk

[sharp cliff]

i love pawn stars

*typo

[stoic lagoon]

I am exhausted

3 different machines at work went down, including my truck almost going down, and I've still got 10 hours left

[small sand]

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[autumn shell]

Do it

[autumn shell]

I’m banned from that site lmao

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[autumn shell]

Because I said something “rude” to a person that was being transphobic

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

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One message removed from a suspended account.

[autumn shell]

The only thing I really regret is that I can’t get back at the person who abandoned me when I needed them most

[visual basin]

Halloween but worse

[autumn shell]

Wtf you mean bro

[visual basin]

today

[autumn shell]

What’s so special about today (Aussie here)

[visual basin]

greek holidays

[autumn shell]

Yikes

[visual basin]

it's ok

[stoic lagoon]

Dionysus when?

[visual basin]

what

that's a god not a holiday

[stoic lagoon]

I know, he's the god of partying and such

Wine and women and wonderful vices

[tardy garnet]

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[compact ledge]

[stoic lagoon]

Testing

So somehow, my mobile data refuses to send messages with full bars unless my Bluetooth is on

¿¿¿Que???

Guess I get to listen to system of a down, then

🎶 I-E-A-I-A-I-O 🎶

[steel fiber]

BOUNCE
POGO POGO POGO POGO
BOUNCE
POGO POGO POGO POGO

[stoic lagoon]

Is this the Area 21 song or nah

[steel fiber]

oh no it's from System of a Down also, from Toxicity

[stoic lagoon]

Ah, you should check out Area 21's song, the vibes are nice

[inland kindle]

LaLaLa was hella peak in 2021

wish i could go back

[visual basin]

ι Μ βoρεΔ

[stoic lagoon]

Lemme get uhh.. gyro

[visual basin]

Γουντ Σίτ

[stoic lagoon]

:)

[visual basin]

very tasty

[stoic lagoon]

Can I have some Tzatziki with that too, please?

[visual basin]

you ever ate a σουβλάκι

[visual basin]

perhaps

[stoic lagoon]

Like a kebab?

[visual basin]

meat kebab

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh, those russki's call it shashlik, I just call it delicious

[visual basin]

hell yeah

[stoic lagoon]

There's a reason I'm a stout 100 kilo and it's because food is comforting

[flint copper]

Hopefully I’ll slim down now that I’m sick and have no appetite

[stoic lagoon]

I go on bulk :)

[inland kindle]

wish I could do that, unfortunately I have a very very very fast metabolism.

[slim crypt]

https://youtu.be/MqzJ4B_MQaU?si=nLemAjL82n9k1Dvz

[sharp hollow]

where embed

[stoic lagoon]

Ate it, sry

[sharp hollow]

what fhe hle

[stoic lagoon]

I was hungy:(

[inland kindle]

wakey wakey

[sour peak]

Hello thunkatron

[slender gale]

localthunk, how did u come up with the idea of making balatro?

[solemn elm]

he talked about that in his blog

[slender gale]

i never saw it

where is it?

[sharp hollow]

hai localus thunkston do you like lasagna

[shy dove]

balatro players are entertained by the mere thought of a localthunk

[steel fiber]

https://localthunk.com/blog/balatro-timeline-3aarh
on localthunk.com! (his site)

[stoic lagoon]

That Joker has his own website?

[hot vortex]

guys resident evil 9 in a week

First time i have ever been super excited for a release

[glossy orchid]

Straight up balaing it rn and by it i mean…lets just say my tro

[fierce rain]

morning fellas

anybody interesting online rn

[glossy orchid]

Apparently not

[fierce rain]

that’s sad

i do suppose all the regulars do only show their face in the dead of night basically

but even last night was quite dull

[glossy orchid]

Not even thunk showed up a single time yesterday

Is he dead?

[fierce rain]

good for him

[fierce rain]

maybe

[glossy orchid]

Yea fair i guess

Maybe we dont need to be chronically online discord users

[fierce rain]

if he’s dead i call dibs on his liver

idk why

but i want it

[glossy orchid]

It might taste good

[fierce rain]

ew

i always forget people eat livers

i personally don’t eat human meat though

just a personal preference

[glossy orchid]

Thats good

Each to their own

[stoic lagoon]

My signal be buggin' on the job site now

[stoic lagoon]

My bad, Mr. President

[fierce rain]

i’m just chillin in a parking lot

i drove my sister to a chiropractor appointment and i’m just kinda chilling now

she doesn’t have her license

[stoic lagoon]

Presidential donuts

Burn rubber for freedom

[fierce rain]

i already got tim hortons once

oh you mean not food

uh