🎙・server-chat

[fierce rain]

5. but her aim is getting better

[glad oriole]

did you hear about the italian man that died

1. her aim got better.

[fiery flower]

The joke is that the joke is
1.

[glossy orchid]

thunk do you allow me to ruin your amazement of no one getting the joke

[rare yew]

to peel the layers back - I actually do think it's a funny joke but you people finding it funny is just incidental at this point

[glad oriole]

i thought it was moderately humorous at first telling

[long atlas]

do you want to explain or do you want me to explain it

[glad oriole]

first telling that o saw

[solid timber]

Thunk is this like a personal joke that only you would know or did you accidentally hit enter while trying to make an actual joke

[long atlas]

he’ll let us explain

[rare yew]

omg he doesn't get it

[fierce rain]

to peel them back further- nobody in this chat has any idea what the fuck you’re on about and anyone that claims they do are just spouting nonsense.

[solid timber]

no i get it

[rare yew]

No a few of you get it

[solid timber]

my aim is getting better

[obtuse snow]

[long atlas]

only the cultured 🍷

[rare yew]

waiting for Jandom still

[glossy orchid]

well to my understanding atleast the joke is LITERALLY just that thunk likes missionary and weve been overthinking this way too much

[rare yew]

where is my champion

[long atlas]

oh still waiting on me

[obtuse snow]

im going to bed

[scenic cliff]

to peel the layers back - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

1. But her aim is getting better
2. He pasta away
3. Missionary
4. It was two tired

[fierce rain]

someone should slide into my dms with the answer

[fiery flower]

I don't get it. I enjoy it more this way.

[fierce rain]

i won’t tell

[obtuse snow]

good night everyone, good night thunk

[glad oriole]

saxophone

[compact stump]

gn!

[solid timber]

do people like genuinely understand it or are you a pathological liar

[long atlas]

okay so my understanding of the joke is that you’ll try ANYTHING and you’ve only tried missionary which is the most basic position in bed

[fierce rain]

wait you gotta find out the answer to this “punchline”

[glad oriole]

when i said saxophone i started thinking about flow by creo

[solid timber]

have a good night!

[long atlas]

this is most definitely wrong but i still think it’s funny

[rare yew]

yes people understand it, I think Skina and Jandom actually got the joke

[glossy orchid]

its a subversion of expetation

[glad oriole]

i think i got it

[rare yew]

this is correct

[glossy orchid]

you say anything and proceed to say only one thing

and thats funny

[long atlas]

SEE I KNOW HUMOR

[fierce rain]

how is that funny 💔

[glossy orchid]

it isnt

[glad oriole]

yeah i got that first time

[rare yew]

Oh it is

[glossy orchid]

thats whats so funny about it

[scenic cliff]

I'll try anything once!

1. Missionary
2. Well, I'm not going to spread it!
3. They'd crack each other up!

[glad oriole]

surprised most people didnt

[fierce rain]

also is the
2.
the fact that you haven’t tried anything else?

[rare yew]

exactly

[long atlas]

yes

[fierce rain]

that’s so dumb

[rare yew]

lmfao

[long atlas]

i deserve a medal for explaining to all of you simpletons

[glad oriole]

sex

[solid timber]

yeah our aim is definitely getting better

[glossy orchid]

the funny part is that hearing it for the first time makes you wanna strangle the person who said it

[scenic cliff]

I got this part of the joke but didn't actually believe localthunk had the courage to make a sex innuendo joke in the server

[fierce rain]

my ex wife moved on…

[long atlas]

thanks to my help

[solid timber]

wdym i understood it from the star

dont you notice how

[rare yew]

it's just a joke

[solid timber]

i get quiet when there's no one else around

[fiery flower]

the joke has become its own thing. The explanation does not need be understood.

[glossy orchid]

but her aim is getting worse!

[scenic cliff]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up

[rare yew]

two tired

[solid timber]

it couldn't extrapolate from incomplete information

[fierce rain]

she’s now living a very successful life in North Carolina. i hold no grudges against her.

[glossy orchid]

explaining the joke makes it lose its humor

[long atlas]

wait why are there two localthunks

[rare yew]

no it doesn't, wanna see?

here, I'll try again

[glad oriole]

our aim got worse :(

[long atlas]

18th time!

[compact stump]

yes

[scenic cliff]

2. Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete information

[rare yew]

hey chat, I'm a TRYSEXUAL
I'll try ANYTHING in bed! 🤣

1. missionary

[glad oriole]

1. saxophone

[fierce rain]

oh my god thunk you’re so funny and handsome i love you

[fiery flower]

No! Retreat back to the bastion of incomprehension. Laugh, ye foole, at the ultimate jest.

[solid timber]

this is like some kinda localthunk

[glad oriole]

laughing my f ass off

[scenic cliff]

i forgot i was named localthunk

[glossy orchid]

the hanging thunk: retrigger the first played joke in hand 60 additional times

[long atlas]

now that i explained it is it funny to yall now

[fierce rain]

no

[rare yew]

I find it hilarious

it's aging like a fine wine

[untold garden]

Incelthunk

[scenic cliff]

Quite cherishable

[fierce rain]

it’s almost an anti-joke

[long atlas]

me and my partner find it hilarious as well

[glad oriole]

always hasbeen

[solid timber]

wait i didnt see the joke

[scenic cliff]

Did you hear the rumor about butter

[solid timber]

can yall say it again

[sour peak]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[solid timber]

i can't believe it

[long atlas]

good some people don’t think it is 😞

[glad oriole]

fun fact about me, im a PANsexual!
ill kiss any gender once!

1. boys

[long atlas]

AHEM NIXON

[fierce rain]

but her aim is getting better?

[scenic cliff]

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

1. Missionary
2. Well, I'm not going to spread it!

[rare yew]

Omg skinkina really gets it

[long atlas]

actually funny because it’s the same premise

[glad oriole]

dango

[glossy orchid]

thats actually a really good example to explain thunks version of the joke

[midnight wind]

Im a liesexual you’ll never know what I like

[glossy orchid]

you shouldve just done that from the start

[fierce rain]

i’m asexual

[solid timber]

dont you notice how

[long atlas]

fact about me: i’m hungry! i’ll eat anything once!

1. horse

[glossy orchid]

i get quiet when theres no one else around

[rigid night]

I'm a pansexual, I like all pans

1. Frying

[solid timber]

fact about me: My ex-wife still misses me

[fierce rain]

butter

[solid timber]

her aim is getting butter

[scenic cliff]

I took a few tires off

[rare yew]

proud of u skinkina

[glad oriole]

butter rumor is getting spread

[fierce rain]

My ex wife still misses me

1. Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle

[rare yew]

you may meow when I'm here now

[glad oriole]

:D

maow

[compact stump]

WOAH

[long atlas]

where’s my permissions i literally explained it 😞

[glossy orchid]

damn i didnt know thunk was into that stuff

[long atlas]

i don’t wanna meow i just want recognition

[rigid night]

headpat

[midnight wind]

Im more of a purring guy

[rare yew]

skinkina did a better job, maybe next time sport

[glossy orchid]

i thought he was only into missionary

[solid timber]

yo mb ill give u mod rn

[glad oriole]

:3

[fierce rain]

i vote Jandom to receive the Joker role for solving the joke

[long atlas]

fair enough lol

[long atlas]

only if skinkinda gets it too because she clearly also understood it

[scenic cliff]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...

1. Then it dawned on me!

Cross-reference this joke from wikipedia

[rare yew]

I'll give it to skinkina for being chill as hell

[glad oriole]

yaay

[rare yew]

skinkina did the week long purge without a timeout

[solid timber]

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger...

then it hit me!

[long atlas]

fair enough

[compact stump]

huge

[glad oriole]

:3c

[long atlas]

w skinkina

[fierce rain]

i think jandom also gets it for being so awesome

[compact stump]

she blue now

[scenic cliff]

another blue seal on the server

[glad oriole]

yay joker

[fierce rain]

idk

[glad oriole]

lg

[scenic cliff]

But she still misses me

well uuh

jandom was the one that suggested suits for roles

[rare yew]

jandom is on the path but I need to be sparing with the joker roles

[fierce rain]

i don’t even talk to jandom why am i advocating for bro

[long atlas]

i didn’t do anything for the community or server, i don’t really deserve it lowkey

[rare yew]

lest the blue become common

[quaint sandal]

That wasn't very Nice, you should apologize

[compact stump]

true

[midnight wind]

Choom got foil from thunk’s wheel of fortune

[glad oriole]

if everyones a Joker, then no one is....

[solid timber]

the yellow shall never be topped

[scenic cliff]

Her aim is getting better

[long atlas]

keep it rare, can’t just be handing these out to anybody

[glossy orchid]

dont be so hard on yourself jandom we all love and appreciate you

[fierce rain]

you solved a joke that had to be retold 17 times.

[fiery flower]

I'll type any number once.

1. 2

[long atlas]

i’m not hard on me skinkina is lowk chill and im happy for her

[scenic cliff]

i love this one because you typed 2 numbers

[solid timber]

your aim got better wdym big dawg 🔥

[glad oriole]

yay

[rare yew]

Eat a leaf 🍃

[solid timber]

this one genuinely made me crack up 😭 its so stupid its hella funny

[quaint sandal]

Yes sir

[midnight wind]

Type out pi in complete decimal form

[rigid night]

I needed this. Was into someone and they sent me a goddamn wedding invite

[glad oriole]

approximately 3

[scenic cliff]

I got a vegetarian joke for localthunk

[fiery flower]

out pi in complete decimal form

[long atlas]

i love seeing my peers rank up in the world 🫡

[rare yew]

omfg

[glad oriole]

dango

[scenic cliff]

bruh wtf

[long atlas]

dang dawg

[glossy orchid]

man

[long atlas]

sorry my dude

[rare yew]

everyone give Darkscythe a penguin emoji for emotional support

[solid timber]

Damn bro, I hope you're doing alright ❤️

[rare yew]

🐧

[scenic cliff]

🐧

[long atlas]

sending a virtual hug

[solid timber]

fish react this man

[long atlas]

and a penguin

[rigid night]

Thanks

[long atlas]

🐧

[midnight wind]

🐧

[solid timber]

🐧

[glossy orchid]

🐧

[scenic cliff]

you'll get through this goat

[fierce rain]

So fun fact about me, I'm a stalesexual

I'll make any joke get stale and unfunny!

1. But her aim is getting better!

[scenic cliff]

that works

[rigid night]

Missionary
3.

[glad oriole]

🐧

[scenic cliff]

I thought about going on an all-almond diet… But that's just nuts!

[solid timber]

you clearly didnt extrapolate from incomplete information

[fiery flower]

I would make another joke but I already typed both of the numbers once

[compact stump]

I’m getting dumber by the second i’m here

[rigid night]

Watch that joke become Balatro canon somehow

[compact stump]

i don’t understand shit, help

[scenic cliff]

A vegetarian walks into a bar.
Whoops. no. wrong bar.

[rare yew]

Ok that joke is now canonically the joke Hack tells

[fierce rain]

the incomplete information was the implication the missionary punchline was stale yet it was missing from the punchline itself

[rare yew]

official

verified by Thunk

[compact stump]

lmao

[long atlas]

canon

[fierce rain]

i’m making a youtube short about this right now

no i’m not

[compact stump]

“did you know”

[rigid night]

Someone update the Balatro wiki

[fierce rain]

someone update the wiki

yeah

[rare yew]

he doesn't get it

[fierce rain]

I DO

[rare yew]

nah

[fierce rain]

i just wanted to make it bad

[solid timber]

this is like some kinda invisible joker

[glad oriole]

hell hea

yea

[long atlas]

dude i literally explained it

[fierce rain]

I GET IT

[compact stump]

i admit it i don’t get it

[fierce rain]

i hate you guys

[scenic cliff]

A trysexual walks into a bar.
"Missionary"

[solid timber]

Richard Nixon is NOT on it

[fierce rain]

😐

[rare yew]

It's okay Mr President

[long atlas]

did you see skinkinas take on it

[rigid night]

Flush Five Lucky 5s with Hackonacci

[fierce rain]

the joke is that bro says he would try anything yet he only tries missionary.

[compact stump]

huhhhh

[long atlas]

skinkinas take if you don’t understand it

[compact stump]

i don’t get it

[glad oriole]

:3

[scenic cliff]

Quite an accurate take indeed

[rare yew]

I'll try ANYTHING in bed!

[solid timber]

oh shoot

wrong server :so

😭

[scenic cliff]

lmao

[inland kindle]

yo what

[solid timber]

yo mb twins

[glossy orchid]

how did he

how did he

[rare yew]

must've been the wind

[glad oriole]

not too fond of bee swarm

[long atlas]

also the literal explanation

[scenic cliff]

the bed is superfluous

[solid timber]

must've been the swarm

[scenic cliff]

It highlights an aspect of the joke that is already implicit

[fierce rain]

im going to take a bath- you guys are making my migraine flare up again because i literally understand the joke

[rare yew]

apparently it's needed

[compact stump]

i do get it i’m just trolling 😞

[glossy orchid]

no one thinks its weird he was able to upload a picture?

[fierce rain]

mod

[glossy orchid]

oh okay

[scenic cliff]

Who uploaded a picture?

[rare yew]

he's a mold

[scenic cliff]

I don't see no pictures

[glad oriole]

mold

molderator

[fiery flower]

I'm a Hack. I'll retrigger any 2, 3, 4, or 5.
A.
2. 2.
3. 3.
4. 4.
5. 5.

[glossy orchid]

i didnt know some are more equal than others in here

[fierce rain]

he’s asbestos

[scenic cliff]

lmfao

[long atlas]

my bad gang i have the joke comprehension of a pinecone

[solid timber]

are you calling me invasive mr thunk 😔 😔

[compact stump]

lol

[glad oriole]

:penisve:

[glossy orchid]

more like moldy cheese

[midnight wind]

Nah its just growing on you

[scenic cliff]

I'm wee joker and i get +8 chips for every scored 2

[long atlas]

typo of doom and despair

[glossy orchid]

the more there is the more valuable the cheese gets

[rare yew]

I'm saying if you were inhaled into my lungs there may be complications

[royal temple]

Mold? I'm familiar with mildew

[long atlas]

that’s a typo right…

[solid timber]

we're one big giant animal farm

[stable isle]

are you a cheese dream truther

[rare yew]

chat trivia time: What goes with mildew?

....

[solid timber]

wait guys can i put you on a song rq its a really good song

[royal temple]

Radish

[glad oriole]

"inhaled into my lungs" implies there are other places to inhale things

[scenic cliff]

Malcolm

[stable isle]

what is a mildew

[fierce rain]

So fun fact about me, I'm a trysexual

I'll try anything once!

1. if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

[solid timber]

mold & mildew

classic duo

[rare yew]

oh no

[scenic cliff]

Malcolm in the mildew

[rigid night]

Beets

[rare yew]

oh no nobody was here for that

[rare yew]

HES DONE IT

[long atlas]

BEETS

[midnight wind]

FEETS

[long atlas]

I WAS I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION 😞

[glossy orchid]

what is that another canadian thing

[rare yew]

Beets & Mildew

[solid timber]

wait what insider knowledge am i missing out on

[fierce rain]

no name socks 🤤

[stable isle]

barts

[royal temple]

Wrong veggie in my mind

[solid timber]

whats with the beets

[long atlas]

inside joke

[glad oriole]

beeting my mildew

sorry

[rare yew]

ice cream flavour

[scenic cliff]

its ok

[glossy orchid]

i didnt know thunk would quiz us at the end of the class

[fierce rain]

thunk should quiz the americans on canadian lore

i won’t answer

[stable isle]

ok but how will this affect strawberry prices in zimbabwe

[rare yew]

Ok

no canadians can answer

[solid timber]

and ill give a quiz on american lore

[rigid night]

Wilfrid Laurier? I'm sticking with it

[long atlas]

chat quiz what temperature of water does abk like

[glad oriole]

we gotta write an essay on the background and implications of the trysexual joke by next week

[glossy orchid]

im european dude itl be even harder for me

[fiery flower]

I'm American and I ain't getting either of them right. Can't wait

[scenic cliff]

I wish localthunk would quiz us with multiple answers questions like these

1. Missionary
2. Beets
3. What does with Mildew

[glossy orchid]

i cant even name the fifty states

[stable isle]

elite america lore: where was the pb&j invented

[solid timber]

hamburg germany

[long atlas]

wait were any of yall here for this or is this too unc of a convo

[glad oriole]

4. saxophone

[glossy orchid]

probably texas

[fierce rain]

oh yeah well i bet you don’t know where the hamburger was invented

[rare yew]

question 1:
What prog rock band, member of the Rock and Roll hall of fame, hails from Canada?

[rigid night]

Rush

[solid timber]

actually i know the entire lore of the hamburger

[compact stump]

ionno

[glad oriole]

missionary

[scenic cliff]

Tyler the creator

[fierce rain]

but her aim is getting better

[compact stump]

huhhhhh

[solid timber]

it originated in hamburg germany and got popularized at the st louid world fair in the early 1900's

[compact stump]

hack

[long atlas]

bro knows ball

[rigid night]

They had a song literally named after the Toronto airport code (YYZ)

[long atlas]

i didn’t know rush was from canada

i guess i don’t listen to em enough

[glad oriole]

rush? like minute oats, quick oats, instant oats

[solid timber]

fast oats

[glad oriole]

whats the oats

[rare yew]

2. Which 90s comedy superstar actor starred in 3 megahits in 1994?

[solid timber]

wait do yall fw frank sinatra

[long atlas]

wait new quiz question

[scenic cliff]

Malcolm

[glad oriole]

hack

[fierce rain]

ooh i like this man

[compact stump]

missionary

[fierce rain]

he’s silly

[stable isle]

I thought this said megabonk for a moment I am so brainrotted

[long atlas]

what temperature water does abk like

[compact stump]

at least 2

[glad oriole]

i love megabonk

[solid timber]

the candy

[fierce rain]

i honestly love this mystery man so much

he’s my goat

[rare yew]

bro they don't care about the trivia

[long atlas]

it’s a temperature silly

[fierce rain]

it’s jim carrey, people.

[compact stump]

we don’t know 😭

[glad oriole]

im not big on trivial

[long atlas]

they’re too busy with MY trivia

[fierce rain]

get your heads in the game

[solid timber]

jim carrey isnt canadian right

[fierce rain]

yes he is

[glad oriole]

jim carrey is that one guy right

[compact stump]

at least 2 celsius

[stable isle]

I am a rouge-like enjoyer these days

[solid timber]

OH MY GOD ITS JOHN CANDY

[rare yew]

he is and that's the correct answer

[solid timber]

I LOPVE OME AOEN

[long atlas]

the grinch in live action

[rare yew]

Jim Carrey

[solid timber]

ohg

[glad oriole]

1 celsius. missionary

[scenic cliff]

Jim Who

[long atlas]

WRONG

[solid timber]

i thought you were talking abt home alone

[compact stump]

the fuck

[fierce rain]

the grinch, the mask, ace ventura, etc

[tawny pasture]

Jim Varney. Aka Ernest P Worrell

[fiery flower]

we finally got the second half of the joke

[rigid night]

I thought he was American

[long atlas]

oh at least i’m dumb

[scenic cliff]

Is that the guy that wears a prada suit in The Grand Budapest Hotel

[rare yew]

how dare you

[compact stump]

lol

[rare yew]

HOW DARE YOU ALL

[fierce rain]

you guys suck

[solid timber]

wait so was i the first one to get the question

[glossy orchid]

like one of the best human beings ever

[glad oriole]

sowwy thunk

[stable isle]

kim jerry or something

[scenic cliff]

1. Missionary

[fierce rain]

ITS NOT JOHN CANDY YOU DUMBASS

[long atlas]

abk likes their water at at least 2 celsius

[tawny pasture]

I was half right

[fierce rain]

unmod this mf

[solid timber]

i said jim carrey too

[long atlas]

what temperature though

[fierce rain]

i said it first 😝 yall took too long

[scenic cliff]

78

[solid timber]

so can we just say that i died

[long atlas]

yea i’ll accept that if it’s farenheight

[rare yew]

Despite over 50% of players in the history of the NHL coming from Canada, a canadian team hasn't won the Stanley cup since which year?

[scenic cliff]

It is

[solid timber]

what's the next quiz question

[fierce rain]

Jim Carrey is a national treasure and none of you seem to understand

[solid timber]

isn't it 1996

[tawny pasture]

Localthunk? Wait if you're here...then who's flying this plane.

[scenic cliff]

1999

[rigid night]

I'm just happy I got one right

[glad oriole]

i dont watch cockey

[scenic cliff]

My evil twin

[glad oriole]

hockey

[fierce rain]

i know this one

yall are so ass

[rare yew]

careful with that shiny new joker role

[glad oriole]

i swaer it was an accidn

t

[long atlas]

we’re just not canadian 😞

[glad oriole]

:#

[solid timber]

wait it was eitheer 1996 or 1993

[glad oriole]

:3

[solid timber]

i dont remmebr each one

[fierce rain]

you’re so close

[solid timber]

which

[stable isle]

globaldum

[rigid night]

1992?

[scenic cliff]

close enough

[sour peak]

Murphy I’m proud to say I watched one of your videos yesterday

[glad oriole]

im veyr american

[tawny pasture]

I hear there was a good OT game in Olympic hockey tonight

[long atlas]

minnesota and canada are light years away

[sour peak]

Well, it was a short but I‘m sure it counts

[rare yew]

there were 3

[fierce rain]

that’s not what i meant

[solid timber]

is it 1993?

[glad oriole]

i knew little about canada except like bag milk

[fiery flower]

1. missionary
2. Which 90s comedy superstar actor starred in 3 megahits in 1994?

I think I get it now

[fierce rain]

yes

[tawny pasture]

3 Overtimes? Or 3 over time games

[fierce rain]

what team

[rare yew]

3 overtime games

[tawny pasture]

Sheeeeesh

[stable isle]

I'm gonna be so fr I have not been keeping up with the olympics

[solid timber]

i need thunk's approval 😡 🙏 😡

[rigid night]

Edmonton?????

[rare yew]

I watched them all it was so good

[scenic cliff]

3. Overtime games

[fierce rain]

it is i promise

[sour peak]

LocalThunk? More like localSTUPID

[fierce rain]

💀

[tawny pasture]

Idk how OTs work in hockey. When do they shootouts?

[rigid night]

Picked a random one

[rare yew]

bro

[sour peak]

I‘m sorry

[long atlas]

mods, evicerate her skull

[sour peak]

Her*

[fierce rain]

LocalThunk? More like localSTINKY

[sour peak]

Such a hack bro

[compact stump]

chat i’m dyslexic! i’ll try anything once
5.
9.doof

[scenic cliff]

jandom is forever to be cursed with misgendering at first

[sour peak]

Thank you

[long atlas]

sorry gang i don’t read pronoun pages it won’t happen again

[compact stump]

folded under NO pressure

[stable isle]

are we even trying anymore

[sour peak]

It’s okay

[compact stump]

Are we?

[sour peak]

I got scared

[long atlas]

do yall think i’m a guy or a gal

[compact stump]

lol dw

[fierce rain]

fellas the team was the canadiens

[sour peak]

THE thunk was there

[fierce rain]

you suck

[scenic cliff]

trick question

[solid timber]

what's the next question mr think

[sour peak]

I think you‘re neither guy NOR gal

[scenic cliff]

he's thunking

[rare yew]

What device did Canada proudly contribute to the international space station?

[sour peak]

Thunking it

[glad oriole]

mmeow

[scenic cliff]

A satelite

[long atlas]

im glad yall take the time to read pronouns lol

[scenic cliff]

sattelite

how do you spell it

[compact stump]

Maple syrup?

[glad oriole]

subway surfers

[fierce rain]

no

[rare yew]

this is racist

[compact stump]

LMAO

[fierce rain]

i agree

[long atlas]

coffee machine

[stable isle]

yeah.

[solid timber]

this one i genuinely have 0 idea on

[stable isle]

how can I be racist to something that doesn't exist???

[scenic cliff]

It must be a satellite

[fierce rain]

nope

[solid timber]

wasn't it something that helped actually assemble the station though

[fierce rain]

it’s on one of our bills

[sour peak]

Forgot he was Canadian

[solid timber]

like when it was in it's early stages

[long atlas]

is this stuff yall learn in school or sum

[sour peak]

Not at all, no

[fierce rain]

it’s on one of our bills

[rare yew]

yeah our education system works up here

[scenic cliff]

a device... let us think together!

[sour peak]

We learned about MAGNETS

[compact stump]

damn.

[long atlas]

the white house

[glad oriole]

lucky 😭

[fierce rain]

canadian bills

[sour peak]

And now I know what electromagnetism means

[compact stump]

wait yall know about geography?????

[fierce rain]

i’m pretty sure it’s on the $5

[long atlas]

i said what i said

[sour peak]

The maple White House

[scenic cliff]

im from brazil how do i figure out this question

[solid timber]

yo thunk was it something that was provided early on that helped with construction?

[rare yew]

nobody is gonna get this one

[sour peak]

Lincoln?

[glad oriole]

yeah i could point out AMERCA on a map

[fiery flower]

I can identify every state I know

[stable isle]

evil canada white house

[scenic cliff]

its gonna be some bullshit like a pen

[fierce rain]

it’s the canarm or whatever

the arm

[scenic cliff]

or a mug

[fierce rain]

robot

[rare yew]

The Canadarm

[compact stump]

Mhmmmmmmm

[fierce rain]

yeah

that one

[scenic cliff]

wtf is that

[solid timber]

are you canadian

[fierce rain]

yes

[rare yew]

it's a robotic arm

[scenic cliff]

Canadarm

[sour peak]

I know SOME African countries and every country in Asia with prep time

[rare yew]

google it

[stable isle]

I need to lock in mate

[sour peak]

Oh wait that’s sick what

[solid timber]

I KNEW it was something for assembly

[long atlas]

nixon is not canadian you’re a poser mr president

[fierce rain]

true!

[scenic cliff]

holy crap

[fierce rain]

next question

[scenic cliff]

canadarm

its a robotic arm

on space

[compact stump]

it actually exist

[solid timber]

what country is canada adjacent to

[scenic cliff]

Greenland

[stable isle]

alaska

[fierce rain]

yeah and we’re so proud of it it’s on our $5 bill

[long atlas]

question 4: what leaf is on the canada flag

[fierce rain]

alaskan

[rare yew]

Which year did Canada adopt the iconic red stripes and red maple leaf on a white background?

[long atlas]

not a country silly goose

[scenic cliff]

1690

[fierce rain]

i also know this one

[solid timber]

1944

[long atlas]

the 80s

[fierce rain]

come on this one’s easy

[scenic cliff]

1987

[long atlas]

i’m not canadian

[scenic cliff]

1824

1958

[solid timber]

wasn't it during ww1 lowk or am i stupid

[fierce rain]

this was in my grade 6 social studies textbook come on people

[fiery flower]

1823

[solid timber]

ww2*

[compact stump]

i’m from Spain, why tf would i know tha

[rare yew]

Canada did not exist

[fiery flower]

I was close

[scenic cliff]

it must be 1923 then

[rare yew]

no

[fierce rain]

no

[scenic cliff]

1924 surely

[rare yew]

no

[fierce rain]

newer

[fiery flower]

1923

[rare yew]

no

[scenic cliff]

1925?

[rare yew]

no

[fierce rain]

newer

[scenic cliff]

🙄

[fiery flower]

2023

[rare yew]

no

[fiery flower]

???

[fierce rain]

less

[scenic cliff]

1989

[rare yew]

no

[scenic cliff]

2005

[long atlas]

it was like 60s i think tight

[fierce rain]

less

[rare yew]

no

[scenic cliff]

1967

[rare yew]

no

[solid timber]

wait wasn't there like a big debate on the flag of canada at some point

[scenic cliff]

this is bum

[solid timber]

i thought it was during ww2

[scenic cliff]

1960

[rare yew]

1965

[solid timber]

FUCK

[scenic cliff]

dudeee i was so close

[rigid night]

How do you edit a page on a Fandom wiki?

[solid timber]

I had that

[fiery flower]

1963?

[scenic cliff]

one more try and id have gotten it

[fiery flower]

idk I really like the 3s

[compact stump]

was designed in 1964 (absolutely googled it)

[scenic cliff]

not sure

[fierce rain]

it was 1965

february 15th iirc

[long atlas]

wasn’t put in use till 65 apparently

[solid timber]

what's the next question mr thunk

[fiery flower]

very true

[scenic cliff]

ur not a true canadian if you don't know this 😂

[rigid night]

Going to update Hack's page with the joke under "Trivia"

[compact stump]

google says designed on 64, used in 65

[long atlas]

that was the question

[fierce rain]

yeah but the question was what year did we adopt it

[solid timber]

bro frank sinatra just posted on yt what r we doing

didn't know they got his reboot card

[scenic cliff]

im listening to beethoven rn

[solid timber]

(Frank sinatra top 1 artists btw)

[rare yew]

Canada ranks at which position for obtaining tertiary education? (Education after high school)

[compact stump]

i said and designed on 64, wasn’t answering the question

[long atlas]

miracle musical gang where we at

[scenic cliff]

5

[solid timber]

14th

[scenic cliff]

4th

[fiery flower]

who's top 2.

[royal temple]

3rd

[scenic cliff]

1th canada is ze best

[fierce rain]

i also know this one from applying to schools

[rare yew]

don't you forget it

#1 baby

[scenic cliff]

too close

[solid timber]

sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of freedom

[scenic cliff]

no

[fierce rain]

we also have eagles but they look and sound like crows here

dw

[royal temple]

Said this assuming US is 10th

[fiery flower]

this is why nobody is learning

they can't hear

[solid timber]

bro we're reading text 😭 😭

[scenic cliff]

i just realized i said 1th instead of 1st

[rare yew]

What is Canada's national bird? Bonus points for naming either of the previous common names

[scenic cliff]

bird

[solid timber]

woodpecker

[fierce rain]

i see these fellers all the time

[long atlas]

american schools suck so bad imma be so honest

[compact stump]

I FORGOT THE NAME ON ENGLISH

[scenic cliff]

i lowkey know this one

[fierce rain]

i do too

[solid timber]

wait isnt it lowk just the canada bird

i forgot the name

like canada jay or smn

[long atlas]

cardinal

[rare yew]

you googled this

[solid timber]

cardinal

maynbe

maybe

[fiery flower]

reading comprehension of high schoolers is at 2nd grade level.

[fierce rain]

isn’t it called the gray jay now

[rare yew]

your first guess was woodpecker brother

[solid timber]

no legit i was scrolling on instagram and saw something about it a while ago

[sour peak]

Because it’s not being used

[fiery flower]

I made it out alive. It's only gotten worse ever since

[scenic cliff]

lies bro

ur cooked

[compact stump]

birds? thought it was a moose

[rare yew]

it's called the Canada jay, it was previously called the Grey jay or the Whiskeyjack

[fierce rain]

and it was once called Whiskey Jack

yeah

[solid timber]

Woodpecker was just an educated guess based off of maple syrup

[sour peak]

I had an incredible reading level as a young lass and now it’s not as good due to not enjoying reading

[glad oriole]

i'd agree but i have no good comparison and dont know if im just stupid

[solid timber]

i mean also its literally called the CANADA jay rn someone could definitely get that

[sour peak]

Oh isn’t it the Canada jay?

[rare yew]

lmao

[scenic cliff]

Is localthunk from Canada?

[fierce rain]

no

[compact stump]

uhhhhhh

[solid timber]

localthunk what is this next question

[fierce rain]

zimbabue

[long atlas]

take a wild guess

[sour peak]

Thunk how do you have the maple leaf role

[scenic cliff]

Missionary

[rare yew]

try making Balatro

[long atlas]

bingo

[fiery flower]

I think it's a new card suit

[sour peak]

Watch

[compact stump]

will i get sued?

[rare yew]

I'll do one more

uhhhhhh

[sour peak]

Nvm ts too hard

[scenic cliff]

…But that's just nuts!

[solid timber]

can i do american lore after trust

[scenic cliff]

can i do one mr thunk

[fierce rain]

i wish i had a maple leaf role but bro had to go and make it the developer role grah

[rare yew]

nobody wants that

[sour peak]

Thunkatron who was in Canadian office in 1966

[solid timber]

but its like actual niche lore not just "when did america become a country" or smn

[glad oriole]

thunk if i make a successful indie game can i get the developer role

[sour peak]

1767

[scenic cliff]

Help localthunk on the development of balatro

to get the maple leaf role

[long atlas]

so close

[sour peak]

1769?

[fierce rain]

Who was Canada’s first prime minister?

[swift sail]

wait you have a fan club

[long atlas]

a few more years

[rigid night]

Wilfrid Laurier?

[scenic cliff]

uuh

[fierce rain]

no

[sour peak]

1759?

[solid timber]

where did you come from 😭

[long atlas]

no higher

[rare yew]

Which Canadian indie game is the highest grossing game to come from a developer based in Saskatchewan, Canada?

[solid timber]

i have a modding fan club wdym

[swift sail]

my mom

[sour peak]

1760

[scenic cliff]

BALATRO!!

[rigid night]

Balatro

[solid timber]

Risk of Rain

[stable isle]

baltro

[rare yew]

no

[royal temple]

Cuphead

[scenic cliff]

ugh

i thought i had it

[fierce rain]

Slay the Spire

[rare yew]

CORRECT

[sour peak]

Hi-fi Rush

[long atlas]

higher

[tawny pasture]

Dang beat me to it

[sour peak]

Bro js say it

[scenic cliff]

oooh cuphead the goat

[long atlas]

1776

[sour peak]

What’s up Murphy

[scenic cliff]

i did NOT know it was a canadian game

[fierce rain]

but yeah fellas who was the first prime minister of Canada

[scenic cliff]

what are canadians on bro

[fierce rain]

meth, mostly.

[sour peak]

New York city

[fierce rain]

pot too

[scenic cliff]

ultrakill is canadian too i think

[solid timber]

Cuphead is canadian?

[long atlas]

what about it

[solid timber]

WHAT???

[swift sail]

it’s Johnny Mac

[sour peak]

I was doing a Hamilton

[fierce rain]

no

[rare yew]

this american defaultism is actually so annoying

[sour peak]

John Canada

[long atlas]

how many states are there, canadians

[amber rune]

driving, left arm on balatro, right arm swiping through bluestorm yuri 🗣️🔥

[fierce rain]

very close actually

[swift sail]

how many Canadian provinces are there

[fierce rain]

his name was John

[sour peak]

Jane Canada

[glad oriole]

there are countries outside of america?

[solid timber]

I just thought it was interesting that it was canadian, im not some hyper-patriot believe me 😭

[rigid night]

10 with 3 territories

[sour peak]

It’s crazy how 48 of the 50 states fit in America

[scenic cliff]

i thought it was european lol

[compact stump]

Chat what famous indie game is based on a city in spain?

[tawny pasture]

All of them

[sour peak]

Like it’s actually so big

[glad oriole]

i saw province and thought providence ror2

[swift sail]

any saskatoon lovers in chat

[sour peak]

7

[scenic cliff]

legit

[long atlas]

i wrote my history final on it

[rare yew]

My brother lives there

[fierce rain]

Celeste and Super Meat Boy are also Canadian, guys!

[sour peak]

Tar and feather me if I‘m wrong

[glad oriole]

"ror2" dumbass hes from ror1

[scenic cliff]

arent dollars called loonies on canada

am i tweaking

[sour peak]

Celeste❤️

[fierce rain]

the dollar coin is

[rare yew]

they are

[amber rune]

So is Caillou i hate that prick

[swift sail]

birds are called dollars actually

[glad oriole]

i love celeste

[rare yew]

and we have a 2 dollar coin called a Toonie

[scenic cliff]

lmfaaao

thats so great

[swift sail]

where’s my Canadian tire money

[solid timber]

I genuinely knew that one actually

[rigid night]

And Franklin the Turtle

[solid timber]

my canadian fried told me about it

[sour peak]

Is being Canadian what it takes to make a masterpiece

[fringe kernel]

gn

[sour peak]

Bc that’s a cost too large for me

[stable isle]

I have been to canada a few times myself

[solid timber]

Good night!

[rare yew]

it helps

[rare yew]

it's lit up here

[sour peak]

Also thunk didn’t you get c++ a while back

[swift sail]

canada kinda sick with it

[rigid night]

Always wanted to visit there

[solid timber]

its also lit down in florida

you should stop by

[rare yew]

is it

[swift sail]

wrong

[stable isle]

canada has their weed store every block or whatever

[swift sail]

deeply wrong

[sour peak]

California too

[stable isle]

same thing with jersey

[compact stump]

they say canada people are chill ash

[solid timber]

yeah

[swift sail]

fatally incorrect

[scenic cliff]

My dream is to travel (and maybe live) to Canada, i also would love to travel to the Netherlands and Denmark, i LOOOOOVE the cold

[fringe kernel]

i bought this game today and i'm 10 hours deep how do i even get good at it

[rigid night]

"Florida Man"

[sour peak]

What was the Strat

[long atlas]

he have gun stores in walmart we can’t be talking

[scenic cliff]

florida is overrated

[stable isle]

true

[sour peak]

Focus on economy

[fierce rain]

cuphead, celeste, super meat boy, don’t starve, dead by daylight, shovel knight, scott pilgrim vs the world the game, the trials games, etc —- ALL CANADIAN 🇨🇦

[solid timber]

Florida main cities are hella overrated

[rare yew]

super meat boy?

[compact stump]

Drspectred.

[rigid night]

You forgot Balatro

[sour peak]

Notice how Hollow Knight isn’t on here

[solid timber]

everywhere else in florida is beautiful though if you know where you're looking

[fierce rain]

i think that’s obvious

[fringe kernel]

got it

[fierce rain]

yep

[rare yew]

isn't SMB eddy

he's from Cali

[royal temple]

Pizza Tower is another Canadian game

[sour peak]

And also chips are as important as mult

[glad oriole]

wowza

[sour peak]

(Im just saying shit idk)

[glad oriole]

i love pizza tower

[long atlas]

balatro is another canadian game

[fierce rain]

it was made by two creators, one of which was in canada

i count it

[glad oriole]

chips like big chip

[fringe kernel]

i got that one blue joker that gives me chips based on how many cards the deck has and it helped me a lot

[scenic cliff]

Notice how Mullet Madjack is not in this list

[solid timber]

isn't florida ranked like top 5 in natural beauty

[long atlas]

i’m so fucking dumb i just realized what server im in

[sour peak]

Yo NOBODY plays that game

[scenic cliff]

woops forgot to reply oh god damn it

[sour peak]

„That one blue joker“ guess what it’s called

[swift sail]

if you take all the people away it’s great is not the compelling argument you may think it is

[fringe kernel]

if its

blue joker

istg

[sour peak]

You’re gonna love this

[long atlas]

how do we tell him

[fringe kernel]

LMAO

[solid timber]

the people aren't even bad wdym 💔

[scenic cliff]

take all the people away and also the hurricanes

[solid timber]

it's great with the people

[long atlas]

do yall know what happens in iowa

[fierce rain]

anyways anybody with a 5 digit zip code stinks doo doo balls

[long atlas]

i’ll give you a hint nothing

[fringe kernel]

i was confident i could 100% this but i sat there in silence seeing that black stake was only one of the difficulties

[sour peak]

Mormonism

[sour peak]

All of the stakes are one of the difficulties

[long atlas]

idk anything about iowa lol utahs known for mormon though

[fringe kernel]

i'm assuming

[sour peak]

True

[fiery flower]

the US terrain is super diverse. There's amazing views and sights to see everywhere, just like basically any country in the world. I don't really think an objective ranking can exist.

[fringe kernel]

gold stake is the hardest

[sour peak]

Benson Boone is from Utah and Mormon

[sour peak]

Easiest for a girl like me

[stable isle]

yes and it gets HARD

[fierce rain]

tfw thunk falls off the face of the earth because he’s googling something or whatever

[stable isle]

locking in for a gold stake run

[solid timber]

Despite being originally coined in Hamburg Germany, the Burger was widespread in America and eventually around the world due to what American event?

[sour peak]

Worlds fair 1904

[scenic cliff]

This talk is way too north american for me! I'll dip out

[sour peak]

Held in St. Louis

[glad oriole]

leshy inscryption

[stable isle]

how is the TFEM discord I am curious what goes on in there

[compact stump]

lol same

[scenic cliff]

The great depression

[solid timber]

how did she know

[sour peak]

It’s fine I’m only there for the tag so people know I‘m trans

[long atlas]

i hope not google

[rigid night]

Then what's the unhinged shit we always see like some guy fucking a vacuum cleaner?

[sour peak]

Too many people for the server to be good imo

[amber rune]

the release of sonic the hedgehog

[solid timber]

huh

oh are you talking about the florida man news articles

[sour peak]

Nvm not sharing that info

To thousands of people

[fierce rain]

too late

[rigid night]

Yep

[fierce rain]

sorry blud

[sour peak]

Ofc Nixon is saying ts

[fierce rain]

we kinda already saw

[sour peak]

[solid timber]

that's exclusively in the panhandle/talahassee area

[sour peak]

Oklahoma?

[fierce rain]

i won’t repeat it out of respect but just know that yeah

[solid timber]

i guess

[fringe kernel]

does blueprint update what it replicates in real time?

[rigid night]

https://www.live5news.com/2026/01/30/man-accused-sexual-performance-with-vacuum-florida-resort-authorities-say/
Central FL

[sour peak]

Yes and no

[fringe kernel]

like can i move it around

[fringe kernel]

hm

[swift sail]

yes

But not mid scoring

[fringe kernel]

ic

[sour peak]

Better way to put it

[long atlas]

there’s a lot of things like this that happen in florida

[fierce rain]

so a guy escaped prison here on friday and he still hasn’t been caught

[solid timber]

that's hilarious lmao what

[bleak panther]

I love florida

[fierce rain]

this is the most news new brunswick has had in months

[solid timber]

Oviedo is a weird town

[rare yew]

guys I have to chop carrots again

I have ptsd

[fiery flower]

uh oh

[fringe kernel]

dang

[sour peak]

What why

[rigid night]

Is Dr. Jimbo on call?

[fiery flower]

finger healing well?

[swift sail]

ok give me your address I’ll do it for you I love chopping carrots

[rare yew]

I sliced my finger cutting a carrot yesterday

[solid timber]

u dunno ball

[fierce rain]

youch

[sour peak]

Is this the new food joker

[long atlas]

put on gloves

[fierce rain]

get your partner to do it for you 🙂

[sour peak]

1/5 Chance to cut your finger

[swift sail]

Get a mandolin

[rigid night]

You can do this, Thunk. I've dealt with PTSD as well. I believe in you

[fiery flower]

I don't want to gamble anymore

[stable isle]

I think this a metaphor for housing prices

[rare yew]

she's out at a SCUBA class

[sour peak]

WHAT is a musical instrument gonna do

[rare yew]

I'm making her soup for when she gets back

[fierce rain]

that’s awesome

[long atlas]

literally who owns a mandolin in this day and age

[swift sail]

self contained underwater breathing apparatus btw

[sour peak]

Laser beam or some shit

[fierce rain]

just be careful and you’ll be fine

[solid timber]

chai tea ass statement

[glad oriole]

meow :3c

[sour peak]

Naan bread ahh statement

[fierce rain]

naan bread ass statement

FUCK

[sour peak]

LMAO

[solid timber]

:so

😭 😭

[swift sail]

I had Indian food for dinner I wish I had more naan

[fierce rain]

i have so much

no hummus tho

[fringe kernel]

cerimonial dagger

[solid timber]

i've got an indian friend and sometimes I pay him to make lunch for me and it's always so good

[swift sail]

I have naan

[glad oriole]

cute and kawaii ass statement

[solid timber]

i love spicy shit SO much

[rigid night]

I love Indian food

[sour peak]

Oh true

[fierce rain]

come over to my house i’ll give you some

[rare yew]

indian food if you can have only one carb side do you go with rice or naan

[fierce rain]

naan

[glad oriole]

rice