🎙・server-chat

[abstract furnace]

[sharp cliff]

i just drew another joker

and technically i finished my last one at 12:15 AM so that's 2 today

[silk bone]

hi localthunk

hi chat

[rare delta]

Hello!

Just bought the game and love it already

[boreal heath]

hola

[rare delta]

Hi hi 🥰

[native tusk]

hello!

[silk bone]

[zenith garnet]

i need a balatro tech mod

[brave bluff]

what a pfp, eh thunk?

[rare yew]

wym

[brave bluff]

it's very nice

I like it

[rare yew]

thank you I didn't make it

[dapper sleet]

Are you watching the major ?

[rare yew]

I don't know what that is

I've been watching olympic hockey all day it's been awesome

comebacks and overtime games galore

[raven island]

ive been finishing all my writing assignments

and now i have a mid term this friday

[autumn shell]

Sucks to be you

(From an unemployed gooner)

[lethal niche]

[lethal niche]

Missed oppourtunity there.

[raven island]

dawg...

your so right

let me take that from you

[stable isle]

curling is my favorite olympic sport

I can't help but laugh because of how it looks

[long atlas]

same sport nicknamed ‘chess on ice’ btw

[rare yew]

I doubt whoever coined that term has seen chess before

[long atlas]

listen dawg i didn’t nickname it take it up with the scots

scots?

scottish?

[autumn shell]

It’s the second dumbest sport in the world

[long atlas]

what’s the correct term for people from scotland

[autumn shell]

The first is golf

[rare yew]

also scottish

[long atlas]

some dude said “let’s make hockey for housemaids”

[rare yew]

of all the things you could have said that was certainly one of them

[long atlas]

that’s what curling is is it not

hockey+sweeping

[rare yew]

I think you need to google hockey

[long atlas]

oh yeah add archery in there too

[long atlas]

i’m saying that for the sole fact you’re moving something around on ice

and i can’t think of another ice sport where you move an object towards a scoring zone

this is why i’m a ski jump fan

[ruby lily]

eating ice cream

[rare yew]

competitive ice cream eating

[long atlas]

which country would dominate ice cream eating in the olympics

[rare yew]

I mean

USA

[long atlas]

probably usa right

[ruby lily]

i used to be a big ice cream enjoyer until my gp told me i am taking in too much cholesterol

[rare yew]

They have joey chestnut and that one Stoney kid

[long atlas]

see if it was maple syrup yall would solo

[rare yew]

nah we don't even make most of it

that's Vermont

we just take the credit

[long atlas]

gotta be known for something aside being polite

[rare yew]

🏒

[long atlas]

i’ve met chesnut once he’s actually really fit surprisingly

competitive eaters work out a butt ton it’s insane

[autumn shell]

Nah I’d win

[long atlas]

only aussie who’d solo chesnut?

nah hear me out the strat is to breathe on it till it melts and drink it like soup

[autumn shell]

Lmao I’d whoop him

[ruby lily]

my only exposure to competitive eating has been through a simpsons comic

[long atlas]

same guy who ate 83 hot dogs+buns in 10 minutes btw

[ruby lily]

homer gets a heart attack after eating too many hot dogs at once

[long atlas]

i actually don’t like ice cream all that much

unless there’s a spoon i have a hard time figuring out how to eat it lol

[ruby lily]

what do they even eat at competitive eating

[rare yew]

like anything

[long atlas]

no joke if it’s edible they’ve done an eating contest on it

the most famous is the annual american tradition of the july 4th hot dog eating contest

[ruby lily]

do they ban items like forks and towels

[stable isle]

of course we do that

[long atlas]

but other events like pie or (i watched this it was boring) prunes exist

[rare yew]

you aren't gonna win if you use a fork or towel

gotta get down and dirty

[long atlas]

towels are allowed, and why would you use a fork for hotdogs

[stable isle]

😭 yeah they had to ban them because they were too op

[long atlas]

if you’re talking about other events i’m sure forks are allowed but using your hands is sooo much faster and efficient

[rare yew]

the trick is to dunk the hot dog in water to let it slide down easier

[stable isle]

unfortunately that is the case

[long atlas]

actually yeah it’s a legit thing

[stable isle]

so gross

[long atlas]

usually it’s 2 to 3 at a time

[rare yew]

It's not gross that's just what peak athleticism looks like

[brazen nacelle]

Better than drinking the hot dog water I guess

[long atlas]

and then they chug more water (or lemonade sometimes) afterwards as to not feel it

they eat them in like 3 bites i could never

they train their whole lives for this btw

[ruby lily]

labbing for my competitive eating local

[long atlas]

TW: mention of eating disorders (it’s not a disorder in this case, its a training method) ||a lot of purging to expand your stomach is a legit method||

[long atlas]

most competitive eaters can stretch their stomach 2-4 times larger than that of an average humans

so they can eat copious amounts of food

[ruby lily]

i don't think i could stomach that

[rigid night]

Retriggering 2-5 with that one

[long atlas]

well again they train every day for this it’s like saying “i can’t lift the same amount as that professional bodybuilder”

eating stupid amounts of food is literally their job

[autumn shell]

I can eat a surprisingly large amount of food at once

[stable isle]

I can too

[long atlas]

but can you eat 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes

[stable isle]

because I am a pro-fatass

[autumn shell]

I’m a pro couch potato

[young ice]

I can eat 82 in 9:59 minutes

[autumn shell]

who somehow has a gf

[young ice]

What's that?

[ruby lily]

youtuber and streamer coney did a stream where his goal was to eat 100 chicken nuggets and at the beginning he was like "yeah i could easily solo this"

[long atlas]

dang that’s crazy i don’t remember you during the hot dog eating contest

[ruby lily]

i don't think he even made it to 50 before he quit

[long atlas]

figure of speech meaning “lazy bum”

[autumn shell]

Wait I watched that video

[long atlas]

yeah pretty much

[young ice]

Why would I be there? I ate them at home

[young ice]

Ohh okay

[long atlas]

so this is actually a human phenomenon where we overestimate our abilities in eating things

[ruby lily]

he reached like 30 and was like "oh god"

[long atlas]

it’s where the term “your eyes are bigger than your stomach” comes from

[young ice]

That's not true, your stomach is bigger than your eyes

[long atlas]

your brain sees/smells food, expands your stomach muscles and tells you “dude i’m so hungry i could eat anything”

[scenic cliff]

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse

[ruby lily]

nowadays i can barely finish half a meatbox before i have to refrigerate it

[long atlas]

and by the time you start eating you’re like “okay maybe i’m not as hungry as i thought”

[rigid night]

Showoff. I was into someone and got a goddamn wedding invite

[young ice]

angry horse noises in the distance

[long atlas]

low hanging horse

[autumn shell]

Whatevs. It was pretty easy actually

[rigid night]

Thank you for saying the word, people. It helps take the edge off

[young ice]

Did you kidnap her

[rigid night]

Throwing metal cylinders is therapeutic

[autumn shell]

No I just stuck with her when she broke up with her ex

[compact stump]

hallo

[long atlas]

morgen

[compact stump]

wa

[young ice]

Isn't that something bad?

[autumn shell]

Not like that

Not in a creepy way

Although she did consider me her best friend before we started dating

[stable isle]

impossible for the average balatro player

[young ice]

[autumn shell]

I’m not an average Balatro player

[long atlas]

that means you don’t play enough. break up with her so you have more time to lock in.

[autumn shell]

No that’s not gonna happen

[long atlas]

funny how you think you have a choice.

[autumn shell]

I have other responsibilities (like touching boobs)

[long atlas]

some men drown, while others die of thirst…

[ionic hinge]

I love chewing on a bottle cap

[long atlas]

poke a hole in it just in case you accidentally swallow it

it has happened to me before

[glossy orchid]

i decided to look at this chanel for one second why are we touching boobs and chewing on bottle caps

[ionic hinge]

Believe me I already did that I almost died cuz I was all by myself

I had to do the heimlich maneuver on myself using a cinder block

[long atlas]

it’s not like this usually i sweat it’s usually much more streamlined and unhinged

[ionic hinge]

But I don't care I take those risks they are so chewable

[cold idol]

always happen whenever you see certain kind of people

it's not usually like this dw

[long atlas]

yeah we’re usually focused on a single topic that ISNT touching boobs or chewing bottle caps

usually it’s something like professional eating or the correct temperature to drink water at

our naming ourselves mustard or tostitos

[ionic hinge]

I like eating moss sometimes too

[rare yew]

are you guys being weird again

[cold idol]

yes

[long atlas]

when are we not

[ionic hinge]

No I'm just mentioning the time I almost died choking on a bottle cap because I'm chewing on a bottle cap right now. Not as bad as the paper clip

[glossy orchid]

daddy thunk is here guys

stop being weird

[long atlas]

idk tomatoes aren’t fun to choke on either

[ionic hinge]

I'm just explaining what thunk has missed

I choked on an entire strip of bacon

[long atlas]

paper clips probably hurt because it’s sharp metal though but i’d think it’s too small no?

[halcyon wolf]

i can confirm, they hirt

[scenic cliff]

yo man idk if you're anxious or something but be careful eating stuff that's sharp overall

[halcyon wolf]

hurt

[scenic cliff]

or eating stuff that should be inedible overall

[long atlas]

not an entire price but i have choked on the stringy bits of bacon

[scenic cliff]

try to drink water instead or something

[long atlas]

UGH EW I JUST THOUGHT OF CELERY

[halcyon wolf]

i used to eat wood off my bed

[ionic hinge]

I never choked on the paperclip because I keep it clicked on to the inside of my cheek

[long atlas]

IVE CHOKED ON CELERY MORE TIMES THAN IVE SUCCEEDED IN EATING IT

[long atlas]

based

[scenic cliff]

[long atlas]

it’s like sticking the hairclip to your lips

[ionic hinge]

Lol

I'm 24 and I would still do that

[long atlas]

lifesavers are genius design

[scenic cliff]

next update will have a banksy jimbo

[ionic hinge]

The candies or the life preservers

Those those Lifesavers are real life savers you ask me

[long atlas]

take your guess (the candy)

[solid timber]

i believe that everyone here is a d1 larper and has never played balatro before

[long atlas]

shh don’t keep it down we don’t want the presses to know

[ionic hinge]

jokes on you I have almost 120 gold stickers on all my Jokers

[long atlas]

oh btw now that you’re here what’s the difference between modding mod vs regular mod

[solid timber]

I just deal with modding shenagians whenever they pop up

[ionic hinge]

Just reminds me I have to update my about me

[long atlas]

got it 👌

[ionic hinge]

It's just the stupid ones I have to clean up.

[long atlas]

guys i unlocked gold stake today aren’t we so happy for me

[fierce rain]

i wonder if thunk reads his twitter comments

i’ve been scrolling for a few minutes now and some of this stuff is gold

[long atlas]

good luck with:
stone
michel
ice cream
flowerpot
popcorn
invis

[young ice]

I am

[ionic hinge]

Like diet soda and stupid

[long atlas]

what else sucks to gold seal

[ionic hinge]

Flower pot

[long atlas]

soda that one sucks

[rare yew]

I haven't logged in in a long time

[long atlas]

luchador

[rare yew]

am I missing anything

[ionic hinge]

Stone joker isn't bad I already have gold sticker on Michelle and popcorn and invs egg it's just some of the common ones that I'm missing

[fierce rain]

there’s a decently funny argument happening

i’ll take a screenshot

[rare yew]

no it's okay

[scenic cliff]

go ahead

i'd love to see it here

[long atlas]

we can’t send images in the channel silly

[fierce rain]

the humble off topic

[long atlas]

humble game discussion

[solid timber]

wait can you actually not send iamges in here

[long atlas]

no we can’t

[solid timber]

lowk never knew that

[long atlas]

thunk did it for orginization

[fierce rain]

oh hell no did you guys see that the mario galaxy movie is doing a collaboration with Mr Beast’s Feastables

[rare yew]

I did it because I hate pixels

[fierce rain]

this is awful

[long atlas]

same with gifs and any other stickers and embeds

[rare yew]

mod abuse

[ionic hinge]

The movie?

[long atlas]

HEY

[scenic cliff]

lmao

[ionic hinge]

The one with the giant Pac-Man dude

[long atlas]

THAT WAS NIT THE WIND 😢

[solid timber]

why did u have to delete it 💔 ]

💔

[fierce rain]

ts was NOT the wind 🥀

[rare yew]

we are of the people here

don't laugh at them

[fierce rain]

laugh at me

[long atlas]

i laughed so hard at that i hope you know

[rare yew]

join them in imagelessness

[scenic cliff]

:bro

[solid timber]

can i laugh at you mr thunk

[ionic hinge]

I mean he is literally a fool

[long atlas]

but thunk they’re mods they have all the power

[rare yew]

you can laugh at me if it's not in image form

just let me tell my joke first

[ionic hinge]

Haha

[scenic cliff]

LMFAO!

[rare yew]

I'll try ANYTHING once!

[fierce rain]

i, richard nixon, of sound mind and body, give you permission to laugh at me in any form you wish

[long atlas]

i’m a trysexual

[rare yew]

GET THAT OUT OF HERE

[scenic cliff]

I don't get it

[fierce rain]

anything?

[solid timber]

do you seriously dislike the images that much 😭 😭 😭

[long atlas]

let a man grieve geez louise

[rare yew]

yeah why you think I banned them in here

[fierce rain]

how are you a mod brochacho 💔

[long atlas]

if only there were 2 examples!

[sharp cliff]

1. Missionary

[solid timber]

😔

[ionic hinge]

Have you tried ripping off one of your toes before? It's quite comical

[fierce rain]

????

[solid timber]

I'm sorry thunk

[long atlas]

wait have you not heard the joke

[rare yew]

did you not see the joke

[solid timber]

please dont demote me for sending 2 images

[fierce rain]

no

[rare yew]

he doesn't know

[fierce rain]

i didn’t

[rare yew]

LET ME

[void bison]

wush i had a big mac rn

[scenic cliff]

I don't get it

[fierce rain]

they’re like 5 bucks plus tax here rn

[rare yew]

So fun fact about me, I'm a trysexual

I'll try anything once!

1. Missionary

[fierce rain]

check your mcdonald’s app

[fierce rain]

yeah i still don’t get it

[long atlas]

13th times hits the hardest

[rare yew]

NOOOOO

[long atlas]

oohhhh boy…

[fierce rain]

@grok what does this joke mean?

[solid timber]

thunk its over... you're like marlin telling a joke to the other parent fish right now

[rare yew]

The joke is for me

[ionic hinge]

Already accidentally ripped my foot off oops

[rare yew]

I've told it about a hundred times and I laugh every time

[scenic cliff]

I don't get it

[long atlas]

guys cmon

[fierce rain]

should i ask chatgpt what the punchline means

[scenic cliff]

nah im kidding i get it lol

[long atlas]

he’ll try anything once

[long atlas]

explain it

[scenic cliff]

i'll let richard explain it

[long atlas]

go on share for the class

[rare yew]

please we are waiting

[scenic cliff]

already passed the bar sorry

[long atlas]

well richard didn’t claim he knew what it meant go on pal

[solid timber]

I feel like this is some kind of "but i did have breakfast today" type statement and he's secretly proving that we lack critical thinking skills

[ionic hinge]

Now I got to find out how to reattach my foot this is terrible

[scenic cliff]

It's a task for Richard

[fierce rain]

chatgpt is useless

[long atlas]

chatgpt hates missionary confirmed

[fierce rain]

so yeah

uh

hm

[glossy orchid]

maybe thats the joke

[rare yew]

that's so far off from the joke

just shut it all down

[solid timber]

woah

[scenic cliff]

It's so far off i'm almost willing to explain it

[solid timber]

i go to google for literally ONE second

[fierce rain]

mr mod man don’t smite me

[solid timber]

instantly banned

[fierce rain]

i’m just a guy

[long atlas]

explain it like you’re explaining to a 6 year old so that way people actually understand it

[solid timber]

[insert my laughing image here]

[ionic hinge]

Great now I ripped my leg off

[glossy orchid]

scientists are putting all research on the cure for cancer on hold to figure out the meaning of thunks joke

[long atlas]

that’s what they all say mr president let’s get you to watergate i mean bed

[fierce rain]

you should lowk change my name to smth silly

[long atlas]

bro stop it with these hurricane force winds 😞

[scenic cliff]

goo goo ga ga

[fierce rain]

can someone explain the joke i’m too young for thunc’s punchline

[ionic hinge]

Wind? What does wind have to do with anything

[fierce rain]

currently enjoying a true canadian delicacy

[rare yew]

Warm Molson?

[fierce rain]

Ruffles All Dressed Chips

[rare yew]

classic

[solid timber]

maple syrup

[rare yew]

I remember when they had Ketchup Doritos up here

[fierce rain]

walmart had bags for $2.97

[rare yew]

that was a wild time

[fierce rain]

i bought two

[solid timber]

wait were ketchup doritos actually a thing

[rare yew]

yes

[solid timber]

i thought people were just joking about that

[ionic hinge]

Oh I was trying to put my leg back on upside down I fixed the problem guys everything's fine

[long atlas]

WHAT

[fierce rain]

i think they still make them, don’t they?

[ionic hinge]

That is absolutely disgusting ketchup Doritos

[solid timber]

now i want to try some 😭 😭

[long atlas]

wait do yall remember the colored ketchup the us had

[rare yew]

yes this is an image

[fierce rain]

didn’t they just bring them back in december or smth

[scenic cliff]

Doritos

Big chip

[ionic hinge]

Ahhhh pixels scary

[long atlas]

like purple and green ketchup

[scenic cliff]

Thunk i'm a visual learner send more pictres

[long atlas]

those look fire ikiab

[rare yew]

I bought these with my money and ate them multiple times with my free will btw

[ionic hinge]

Don't do it so scary

[fierce rain]

ketchup chips are so damn good

you can’t beat lays

[rare yew]

Oh the dill pickle doritos were the best ones though

[scenic cliff]

What malevolent acts

[solid timber]

really nice package design

[long atlas]

WAIT IVE HAD THOSE THEYRE SO GOOD

[ionic hinge]

Doritos no but lays pickle yum

[solid timber]

dude call me insane but dill pickle doritos and lays are AMAZING

i love them SO MUCH

[ionic hinge]

I'd rather have my pickle chips circular rather than triangle

[stable isle]

what is wrong with you

[fierce rain]

actually the President’s Choice Loaded Ketchup Chips are peak

[scenic cliff]

Yall have some freaky chips

[rare yew]

guess I like liking things

don't yuck a yum

[solid timber]

i love love

[ionic hinge]

I hate triangles but I actually kind of hate circles more

[scenic cliff]

same

[fierce rain]

dude they have a really weird dorito flavour here rn

[ionic hinge]

They're irrational if you ask me

[solid timber]

I remember a long time ago i used to genuinely eat goldfish and ketchup with a straight face

[scenic cliff]

goldfish?!

you carnivore

[ionic hinge]

You eat fish and ketchup and

[rare yew]

My all time #1 chip is still flamin hot cheetos

[stable isle]

I was being a bit uncouth I admit

[scenic cliff]

#1 ship

[ionic hinge]

I never knew they had a boat named flamin hot Cheetos

[fierce rain]

They have Garlic Parmesan Doritos here rn

[ionic hinge]

or aircraft I don't judge

[fierce rain]

i haven’t tried them but they look gross

[rare yew]

that is wild

[solid timber]

Extremely common LocalThunk W

[fierce rain]

yeah it’s called Ultimate Garlic Parm

[stable isle]

my favorite chip is square joker

[fierce rain]

bright yellow bag

[ionic hinge]

I remember the cereal I saw it at Walmart one time it was sour patch kids cereal

[long atlas]

WHERE

[solid timber]

that SOUNDS good but it probably tastes terrible

[long atlas]

I NEED THEM

[fierce rain]

🇨🇦

[rare yew]

I have banned myself from even walking down the chip aisle anymore

[ionic hinge]

I wish I was Canadian

[solid timber]

filled with red40 😭

[rare yew]

I do not allow myself the pleasures

it's sad

[stable isle]

temptations

[fierce rain]

i work at a gas station so i see all the flavours

[stable isle]

the serpent

[fierce rain]

expired chips my beloved

[scenic cliff]

expired chips flavour the best

[fierce rain]

i basically get to munch on any expired food

[long atlas]

let somone import chips to you

[rare yew]

no I'm trying to be healthy

[solid timber]

naneinf chips are actually better

[rare yew]

I've been on a diet for a bit over a year

the chips have been the hardest part

I think about them every day

[fierce rain]

give me your home address, social security number, and credit card number and i’ll send you some 🙂

[scenic cliff]

What's a balanced diet without some mult am i right!

[long atlas]

i work at the pentagon

[solid timber]

sounding like me w my ex mr thunk 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[ionic hinge]

I just simply don't eat and I'm decently healthy

[glossy orchid]

talking about them like a dead relative

[fierce rain]

don’t tell me… the mcdonald’s?

[rare yew]

they meant so much to me

[ionic hinge]

I miss my sliced potatoes too

[rare yew]

they brightened even the darkest days

[long atlas]

i wish 😔

[solid timber]

the Taco Bell

[long atlas]

chips are the best form of potato imo

[untold garden]

In what situations would you ever get planet merchant and tarot merchant

[long atlas]

hashbrowns are a close behind though

[fierce rain]

i hear there’s not a bunch of spots for lunch but it must be a killer gig backflipping up the big macs

[long atlas]

i serve them in the pentagon

[rare yew]

There really is nothing like sitting down at 10pm, turning on a hockey game, and tearing into a full family size bag of Sweet Chili Heat Doritos

[solid timber]

Baked Potatoes, GOOD Mashed Potatoes, loaded scallops, this is straight wrong

[ionic hinge]

What if they made chips get this insulation flavor

[fierce rain]

ok but no name chips aren’t bad

[solid timber]

fiberglass chips ❤️

[long atlas]

ok so you’ve brought up 3 amazing points

[fierce rain]

do you guys have no name in the us of a

[ionic hinge]

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you

[rare yew]

No name is a Canadian super store thing

[fierce rain]

damn

[rare yew]

I bought no name socks

[solid timber]

nah but we got Buccees

[rare yew]

they started selling merch

[long atlas]

BUT these are situational, it depends on the meal around it whereas chips go with anything

[fierce rain]

i bought the backpack!

[long atlas]

usually by themselves

[rare yew]

they're yellow with the little black label and it says 'feet'

[fierce rain]

mine says
‘Backpack
for storing things’

[ionic hinge]

Like the unit of measurement or the thing people's toes are attached to?

[untold garden]

Hi

[ionic hinge]

What do you call that thing again I don't remember

[rare yew]

oh it says socks for feet

[solid timber]

I guess that's fair, but lets talk about just food quality and not situationally

[solid timber]

did you just go and check 😭

[rare yew]

this is iconic in Canada

[ionic hinge]

My eyes

[fierce rain]

i’d post a picture of mine but yk

😐

[glossy orchid]

thats the most canadian thing ive ever seen

[solid timber]

Yeah socks are cool but I like chaussettes more

[rare yew]

Hey make a wildly successful indie game and you too can act like a baby tyrant in your own discord server

[long atlas]

these look like psych ward grippy socks

[fierce rain]

anyways i have no normal bread or buns but i want a hotdog- should i use sourdough bread as a hotdog bun

[ionic hinge]

No the most Canadian thing I've ever seen is Canadian rage. You know that one video of someone protesting and this one dude does the unthinkable of putting a sign down gently

[solid timber]

what if I DON"T make a wildly successful indie game but I post images anyways 😊

[ionic hinge]

I've never seen so much anger

[rare yew]

Hmm wonder if we can refresh the mod team around here

[solid timber]

wait thunk I'm sorry you have the best game of all time

[fierce rain]

i really want the No Name hat that says ‘for covering bald spot’

[solid timber]

you are the #1 person of all time

[long atlas]

dibs!

[long atlas]

wait this sounds like i’m begging i’m not

[solid timber]

thunk I want to post an image of me praising you but I can't

[fierce rain]

Thunk, you are one of the people of all time.

[long atlas]

i’m naming a snack

yall ever had dibs before

[rare yew]

the heck is a dib

[solid timber]

Dunkaroos sounding snack

[rare yew]

I know nibs

is it like a nib

[fierce rain]

sounds like Fun Dip

[long atlas]

they’re like little unwrapped nestle crunch bits in an ice cream tin

look em up

[fierce rain]

nestle

[rare yew]

they do look good

[long atlas]

it’s been years since i’ve had em

[fierce rain]

i uh

[rare yew]

I'm more of a salty treat man

[ionic hinge]

I wonder if I can eat an entire washing machine

[solid timber]

they look really good actually

[long atlas]

they’re so unhealthy but they’re so goood

[rare yew]

your algo is cooked

[fierce rain]

😓

[fierce rain]

no it’s not

[long atlas]

clear your cookies my dude

[steel fiber]

oh man dibs i haven't had those in forever

[solid timber]

yeah its over dawg 😭

[fierce rain]

I LITERALLY HAVENT BOUGHT ANY

[long atlas]

cape cod chips 🤤

[long atlas]

whatever you say bro

[rare yew]

OK mr president

[solid timber]

you know ball

[fierce rain]

i uh

i don’t know man

[ionic hinge]

It's okay you're safe here Mr President Nixon

[sharp cliff]

no dibs
Clearly many dildos

[rare yew]

1. missionary

[steel fiber]

though there used to be a bit more variety in the ones you could get, I believe you could get one without crunchy bits, like it'd just be the vanilla ice cream and chocolate coating

[solid timber]

let me be clear

[solid timber]

hey that's your second time trying it

you're a liar thunk

[steel fiber]

now there's like, only one kind

[long atlas]

the only bad part about em is the fact that the bag is 1/3 of the way full

[rare yew]

I've tried this probably 15 times wym

[long atlas]

*14th

[fierce rain]

CAN SOMEONE ALSO SEARCH ‘dibs’ AND CLICK ON GOOGLE SHOPPING

[scenic cliff]

I'm a trysexual

[fierce rain]

IM NOT CRAZY

[rare yew]

I did and I swear to you it's all G rated

[solid timber]

uhh i plead the 5th

[fierce rain]

NO ITS NOT

[sharp cliff]

i trust only localthunk here

[rare yew]

for me it is my brother

[long atlas]

lip gloss and the snack

[fiery flower]

you're cooked

[fierce rain]

i got lip gloss and the item

[rare yew]

yeah lip gloss, one card game, bandanas

[ionic hinge]

The guy walks into a bar. Then he says ow.

[fierce rain]

WHAT THE FUCK

[solid timber]

OH NO I SEE WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT

it actually showed up on my thing

[fierce rain]

SEE

[fiery flower]

they're watching you

[solid timber]

scroll down a little bit

[fierce rain]

BEGINNER TRAINING THINGS

[rare yew]

I am scrolling and not seeing it

[fierce rain]

they were at the top of my feed

[solid timber]

why is it only $20

[fierce rain]

hold on lemme check

mine are 9.99 and 12.99

[solid timber]

yo this is not a conversation we should be having wtf

kids server guys

[ionic hinge]

You would only need one immolate

[quasi wolf]

i sense the thunk
thats crazy

[long atlas]

not at all there’s some guitar pedals too but no toys of any sort

[rare yew]

Should I be banned for my joke

[solid timber]

yeah

[stable isle]

yeds

[solid timber]

its over thunk

[glossy orchid]

almost forgot ths was a balatro server

[rare yew]

aight later

[fierce rain]

we aren’t saying the word anymore, nobody knows what it is unless they saw my original message

[solid timber]

im gonna ban you rn

[rare yew]

I swear to you I can't find it

[untold garden]

[ionic hinge]

Wait what about the joke I just said.

[rare yew]

maybe I have safesearch

[fierce rain]

maybe

[solid timber]

yup you're banned

[fierce rain]

i thought i had mine on too

[solid timber]

every single person who talked in the past 10 minutes is banned

all gone

[glossy orchid]

someone said the f word earlier

do they get banned

[long atlas]

even other channels?

[solid timber]

yeah

[rare yew]

I swear so much here and I just realized today it's against server rules

fuck

[long atlas]

depends on the context but probably not

[fierce rain]

i’m scrolling and it’s all toys and makeup

[solid timber]

aha i see what you did there

[ionic hinge]

A guy walks into a bar. He then says "ow."

[glossy orchid]

how fucking dare you thunk

[fierce rain]

a guy slides into a bar and the simulation crashes

[solid timber]

you're getting banned regardless but I'm gonna ban you like twice for that joke

[long atlas]

yall stop fucking saying the fucking fuck word

[fierce rain]

fuck you automod

[ionic hinge]

So I get unbanned?

[fierce rain]

smite me zeus, you don’t have the balls.

[long atlas]

yo tenna what do you love

[glossy orchid]

huh?

in what context

[scenic cliff]

localthunk walks into a bar.

1. Missionary

[glossy orchid]

wron reply

[long atlas]

because your phrase “l love tv” is banned

[rare yew]

My house is shaking right now wtf

[long atlas]

for some reason

[fierce rain]

this actually made me laugh out loud

[long atlas]

earfquake

[steel fiber]

oh jesus hopefully things sare alright there

[rare yew]

no not like Tyler the creator

[solid timber]

you made it like that bro chill

does thunk know ball

[long atlas]

you make my… EARFQUAKE

[solid timber]

you make my missionary

[rare yew]

You don't think I know the hit album Igor by Tyler the Creator?

[ionic hinge]

It's only funny when thunk says it

[solid timber]

did you hear about the new resturant, though?

[rare yew]

bruh why is my house vibrating

[glad oriole]

hallo

[fierce rain]

one of my buddies was just on my phone, saw the and said ‘buttplug.’ … i can’t unsee it now and i think he genuinely ruined my enjoyment of that joker

🙁

[rare yew]

you should have seen what it used to look like

[long atlas]

SHHH SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[glad oriole]

👀

[scenic cliff]

I'll spread the word

[long atlas]

do you still have the image

[fierce rain]

send the file, thunk.

[fiery flower]

heavy machinery/vehicles passing by?

[rare yew]

I feel like this needs to be censored

[fiery flower]

maybe a low airplane?

[rare yew]

at least it has a flared base

[fierce rain]

[rare yew]

don't @ me mods this is literally balatro content

[fierce rain]

i can’t tell the difference

[long atlas]

makes sense why you changed it lol

[glad oriole]

isnt this the same qwq

[long atlas]

rounded top

[glossy orchid]

the bottom does look like a suction cup

[covert obsidian]

Have you guys ever had a class so god-damned boring you just start playing balatro?
Because this is story of my life in statistics class, I only assist for the attendance but the class is so boring I just play some balatro and disconnect 😭

[rare yew]

this is the current one

[solid timber]

yeah so much for hating pixels 🙄

[untold garden]

Does anyone's game lag on mobile

[fierce rain]

I did that the entirety of my junior and senior year of highschool

especially senior year

[glad oriole]

i see isee

[long atlas]

so the bottom of the spearhead was pointed more down and the base was pointed up

[covert obsidian]

Well I'm in college and I just can't keep up with statistics, why's it even a class in CS 😭😭😭

[long atlas]

didn’t you say you found agate, bloodstone, etc. on the same beach or something

[scenic cliff]

i must say i really like these colors

[rare yew]

the new one looks like an arrowhead, the old one is sus

very sus

[fierce rain]

both are

[rare yew]

the new one isn't that sus

[ionic hinge]

I hope the French don't blow me up for eating their toast

[glad oriole]

statistics are probably pretty important for programming

[long atlas]

use the old one under a different name

[rare yew]

if the new one is sus to you then I think that's a you problem

[solid timber]

I think we need to hang up the clown wig 😭

[glad oriole]

what if i dont see it as a problem 👀

[void bison]

the pointier it is the less phallic it looks

[covert obsidian]

Yes they are but the ones we do is almost like overview of basic concepts probably the only part you learn is in the coding practice
But idk

[fierce rain]

my teachers used to just let me play balatro in class. one of them told me ‘hey man, it’s the only time you ever shut up. i literally could not care as long as you aren’t failing. just don’t go to a casino when you turn 19’

[covert obsidian]

Lmao

[rare yew]

but aren't you going to a casino when you turn 19

[solid timber]

[0.1% Stephen Curry gif]

[fierce rain]

yeahh

[ionic hinge]

But what if I ate a casino

[covert obsidian]

Balalalala

[fierce rain]

well you see

[ionic hinge]

The house can't win if I eat the house

[glad oriole]

wait richard nixon is less than 19?

[solid timber]

the house can't win if you get the mouse to go on top of it

[glossy orchid]

me when i play poker at the casino but theres no mult or jokers or tarot cards

[long atlas]

The horse can't win if I eat the horse

[rare yew]

I'm gonna make soup

later gamers

have a wonderful evening

my house also stopped vibrating so that's nice

[long atlas]

later thunky enjoy your soup!

[covert obsidian]

I have a stupid question now that I see you online
Will there ever be an ultrakill deck skin? There's already a mod for that but it would probably be cool if it was a thing in game

[fierce rain]

the casino is a really nice hotel here in new brunswick, and it’s only around $50 more than a normal hotel. they give you a shit ton of free gambling coupons and also there’s an unlimited food buffet 24/7 and live music. it’s worth it.

[solid timber]

Have a good night thunk 💐

all yall too

Wish yall nothing but the best

[covert obsidian]

Oh well I'll go to sleep then

[rare yew]

if you're looking for my approval you ain't getting it

[fierce rain]

DUDE EVEN IF I DONT GAMBLE ITS WORTH IT

[void bison]

Casinos are evil

[fierce rain]

THE FOOD IS PEAK

[fiery flower]

Balatro room in 8-2 confirmed

[fierce rain]

AND I LOVE LIVE MUSIC

[long atlas]

they always win

it’s almost like the house always wins or something 🤔

[void bison]

ifs like its some king of

Fallout: New Vegas

[glad oriole]

i can meow again yay

[covert obsidian]

I have modded balatro just to have discord RPC and the ultrakill skins mod tbh

[solid timber]

It’s like some kind of

House MD

[long atlas]

it’s like he’s in some king of

[void bison]

I too am in this server

[long atlas]

snowgrave

[scenic cliff]

This vexes me

[sour peak]

WHAT did i miss

[glad oriole]

this hexes me

[solid timber]

He needs chip bites

[fierce rain]

I’m in no debt, i have very little bills, my school is fully paid off and i have my car paid in full. Gambling once can’t be that bad.

[glossy orchid]

hey are we doing deltarune references

im in

[glad oriole]

i was shaking thunks house

[void bison]

Earthquake probably

[void bison]

Slippery Slope

[solid timber]

it’s a fallacy for a reason

[long atlas]

that’s not the thorn ring is it?

[fierce rain]

there is no slope when the casino is 3 hours away and you have to book off time to go.

[void bison]

Fallacy fallacy

[glossy orchid]

equip

[fierce rain]

i won’t get addicted

[glad oriole]

i be slipping my slope

:3

[long atlas]

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PLAY A HAND I DONT KNOW

[solid timber]

Missionary fallacy

[glad oriole]

5 ice cards

[void bison]

Finger fallacy

Waltuh

[glad oriole]

fallacy fallacy fallacy

[sour peak]

That’s not… the thorn joker, is it?

[solid timber]

kid named fallacy

[glad oriole]

fist fallacy

[fierce rain]

hey man, i’m a trysexual. i’ll try anything once.

1. Gambling

[glad oriole]

missionary

[long atlas]

it’s like he’s in some kind of pairgrave

[glossy orchid]

insert joke about the ace of spades being lancer here

[solid timber]

Is this like local thunks inside joke what am I missing with this

[sour peak]

+50 chips when lancer makes a squish sound effect

[long atlas]

chaos chaos joker when

[fierce rain]

i have no idea

[void bison]

Hey man. I'm a tricycle

[glossy orchid]

oh buddy we dont know either

thats whats so funny about it

[sour peak]

#🎙・server-chat message

[solid timber]

Is this patient zero

[sour peak]

The 1. missionary 2. was so funny

[sour peak]

Yeah

[long atlas]

sadly

[solid timber]

There are two types of people

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information

[glossy orchid]

when she try on your sexual till you just missionary

[fierce rain]

is the joke that he’s only trying missionary once and doing other stuff every time else?

[glad oriole]

there are 10 types of people

[solid timber]

I know this one

[glad oriole]

those who read binary and those who read nonbinary

[fierce rain]

i read hexadecimal what does that make me

[long atlas]

that’s a good one i get that one

[glossy orchid]

that was really funny

[rare yew]

wait wait wait

[solid timber]

He’s back

[glossy orchid]

woah thunk is still here???????

[rare yew]

the once bit is tripping people up??

[obtuse snow]

boo

[rare yew]

let me do it again

you'll laugh trust

[fierce rain]

i don’t get it man

[rare yew]

16th time is the charm

[solid timber]

He’s gonna say the exact same thing

[glad oriole]

it is funnier the 1000th time

[obtuse snow]

im not laughing thunker

[solid timber]

Nothing is even gonna change despite what he said lmao

[fierce rain]

is the joke the implication that a game developer is having sex?

[rare yew]

Fun fact about me, I'm a trysexual

I'll try ANYTHING in bed!

1. Missionary

[obtuse snow]

@hasty socket attack him

[glad oriole]

HAHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[glossy orchid]

OH MY GOD THUNK THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY AND I TTOALLY GET IT LMAOOO

[fierce rain]

aha ha aha ha

😐

[long atlas]

16th times the charm

[rare yew]

did it work

are they laughing

[fierce rain]

no

[obtuse snow]

me sending my pet cat after thinkle after he makes the 16th joke

[long atlas]

are you guys seriously still not getting this

[rare yew]

better try it again

[solid timber]

He’s gonna try completing his list in bed

He needs to work that’s why

[obtuse snow]

thunk do you want me to gift you nitro

[rare yew]

no

[obtuse snow]

ok

[solid timber]

Server boosting since 2023 btw 😭

[long atlas]

is the offer only up for thunk or…

[obtuse snow]

yes its only up for thunk

[rare yew]

we need fewer server boosters in here

[long atlas]

guys that’s such a joke i don’t want nitro

[glossy orchid]

Are you suggesing game developers have a personal life that isnt just making games and talking about the games online?

impossible

[obtuse snow]

i was playing baltro on the train and pressed sigil on a checkered deck run

im not very smart

[solid timber]

Yeah I’ll exchange with someone else

[glad oriole]

ill never ask for nitro cuz that would be asking someone to support discord

[rare yew]

give it to a small indie game server

we have like 50 boosters

[amber swift]

what even is a balatro

[glad oriole]

true

[long atlas]

ohh yeah that’s fair

[scenic cliff]

How convenient!

[long atlas]

a balatro

[obtuse snow]

later

[glad oriole]

small indie games :#

:3

[amber swift]

balagro?

[obtuse snow]

btw thunk if there was ever a balatro dating sim, who would you add and why

[rare yew]

no

[solid timber]

This is why thunk is the best oat

(Please dont demote me please don’t demote me please don’t demote me)

[glad oriole]

ceremonial dagger

[long atlas]

splash

[obtuse snow]

ok im adding scary face just to spite thunk

[glad oriole]

best oat
boat

[scenic cliff]

boat

[obtuse snow]

mmmm oats

[rare yew]

best oat is probably steel cut

[amber swift]

if stone joker offered u weed r u hitting

[glad oriole]

thunk is a boat

[rare yew]

why are oats so fast

[fiery flower]

new joker???

[obtuse snow]

steel joker in datelatro?!

[rare yew]

instant oats, minute oats, quick oats

[fierce rain]

Jacinthe my beloved

[rare yew]

what's the rush???

[obtuse snow]

uh no she is mine

[rare yew]

IS THIS THING ON

[fierce rain]

no

[scenic cliff]

Can't say much, let's just say... haha..

1. Missionary

[glossy orchid]

green joker or we riot

[solid timber]

My ex wife still misses me

[obtuse snow]

trysexual

[glad oriole]

:roffle:

[solid timber]

but her aim is getting better

[glad oriole]

is roffle's name based on rofl

[fierce rain]

but her aim is getting better

[long atlas]

retrigger 2-5 buddy

[obtuse snow]

i told a friend of mine it was time for them to get a watch

they were not pleased

[rare yew]

1. missionary

[fierce rain]

you see, marriage is terrible.

[scenic cliff]

1. Missionary

[obtuse snow]

Set Theory

1. missionary

[solid timber]

I just figured out the joke

[fierce rain]

EXPLAIN

[rare yew]

fr

[obtuse snow]

ick

omg thunk just swore

[long atlas]

don’t explain to spite nixon

[rare yew]

there's no shot you don't get the joke

[glad oriole]

eating popcorn instead of shitty salty chips

yay

[obtuse snow]

im telling your mom thubk

[fierce rain]

this shit is going to be my fucking thesis

[rare yew]

frick you

[glad oriole]

what the flick

[obtuse snow]

HOW DARE YOU

[fierce rain]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

[solid timber]

Thunk you

[scenic cliff]

my ex walks into a bar

1. She still misses me
2. horse

[long atlas]

tell you what

there’s nothing to tell you

[rare yew]

what even is there to explain

[glad oriole]

my ex walks into a bar

1. missionary
2. but her aim is getting better

[fiery flower]

+$20

[solid timber]

My 2. Walks into a missionary

1. But get aim is getting better

[boreal heath]

pangea 2

coming soon

[obtuse snow]

pangea 3

[fierce rain]

I DONT FUCKING GET IT

[glossy orchid]

Evil thunk be like: im a DOsexual

Ill try NOTHING NEVER
1.
2.

[boreal heath]

we don’t talk about her anymore

[fierce rain]

i’m actually going to rip out my hair

[fiery flower]

[fierce rain]

i have a migraine because of this

[long atlas]

guys do we be nice and tell mr president

[scenic cliff]

I'll try anything once!

1. Jog
2. Oil Change

[boreal heath]

skill issue

[obtuse snow]

⚗️

[rare yew]

can someone explain it to nixon

[obtuse snow]

this is so sad

im making the balatro dating sim

[solid timber]

I’m a trysexual, I’ll try ANYTHING once!

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information

[scenic cliff]

3. Karate
4. Eat Candy
5. Ruminate

[fiery flower]

It

1. Used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified.

[fierce rain]

well yeah

i get that

[glad oriole]

2. 1. missionary

[rare yew]

not that is something else

[fierce rain]

but like what about the words

[rare yew]

that is

1. used to identify a specific person or thing observed by the speaker.

[fierce rain]

so nobody understood then

[solid timber]

You’re missing them

[fierce rain]

i know

[obtuse snow]

im ngl i havent gotten the joke period

[long atlas]

do i explain it kid friendly or nah

[fierce rain]

but that can’t be the entirety of the joke

[scenic cliff]

But her aim is getting better

[fierce rain]

there needs to be more layers

[obtuse snow]

i do not care to understand

[rare yew]

jandom you are my champion

[obtuse snow]

you are my special

[rare yew]

you may use the language required

[long atlas]

the joke is SEX

[fierce rain]

🙁

[glad oriole]

AHHHH!

[solid timber]

I actually had to deal with a scammer just now

[obtuse snow]

saxophone

[solid timber]

I can’t believe I have to actually do modding duties

[long atlas]

i know all of you are scared of this because you play balatro

[glossy orchid]

dude we are balatro players we dont know what that is

[obtuse snow]

does localthunk play tetris

what rank is he on tetr.io

[solid timber]

I love Tetris

[rare yew]

I'm beginning to think nobody understands the joke

[obtuse snow]

s+ rank

[long atlas]

no but actually here

[scenic cliff]

To get to the other side

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information

[glad oriole]

fun fact about me im a trysician!
ill play anything once!

1. saxophone

[solid timber]

But our aim is getting better

[obtuse snow]

i get it i just dont think its funny

[rare yew]

hmm maybe if I tell it again

[obtuse snow]

no

[fierce rain]

is the joke that marriage is terrible?

[solid timber]

Go thunk go

[obtuse snow]

localthunk im banning you from free ham sandwich day

[rare yew]

that's okay I am vegetarian

[fierce rain]

woah two thunks in chat

[rare yew]

I don't want your sandwich

[obtuse snow]

no quorn ham sandwich

[fierce rain]

it’s getting freaky

[scenic cliff]

1. Thunk tells the joke again
2. Missionary
3. But her aim is getting better

[glad oriole]

mitosis

[fiery flower]

I don't deserve to get the joke.

[glossy orchid]

yo dudes is that a freaking deltarune reference

[obtuse snow]

i dont even eat ham either

[compact stump]

hello thunk

[solid timber]

Make sure you don’t eat chips fried in beef tallow

[glad oriole]

saxophone

[obtuse snow]

whats deltarune

[long atlas]

hold on thunk i need to see the joke again to phrase the explanation correctly

[fierce rain]

cleb try and understand this joke

is so ass

[rare yew]

hello my good pal Cleb

cleb likes the joke

[compact stump]

how was ur day

[compact stump]

what is it

[glad oriole]

i like it too!!

[obtuse snow]

why is cleb a club

[rare yew]

oh no

[long atlas]

the trysexual one

[fierce rain]

cleb try and wrap your head around ts

[compact stump]

cuz i like em

[solid timber]

You have to tell him again he didn’t hear it

[obtuse snow]

clubs are awful

no one likes clubs

[compact stump]

huh

[fierce rain]

17th times the charm?

[rare yew]

Oh I can tell it again!

[obtuse snow]

if u like clubs ur a LOSER

[long atlas]

thunk likes clubs

[rare yew]

chat I have this cool joke

[compact stump]

yeahhhh

[obtuse snow]

exactly

[long atlas]

thunk i need to see the joke again to phrase the explanation correctly

[glad oriole]

we'll get it this time

[obtuse snow]

and what is thunk? a Loser!!!!!@

[glossy orchid]

someone make a trysexual pride flag

[obtuse snow]

Localthunk more like LoserThunk

[fierce rain]

17th verse, same as the first.

[solid timber]

Straight bars

[glossy orchid]

thunk deserves some recognition

[glad oriole]

on the center of it there's an example of missionary

[scenic cliff]

I used to have a job at a calendar factory,

1. I got fired because i took a few days off

[rare yew]

Fun fact about me, I'm a trysexual

I'll try ANYTHING in bed!

1. missionary

[fierce rain]

i actually hate you

[obtuse snow]

me too

[compact stump]

SO FUNNY

see i liked it

[scenic cliff]

NOW i get it

[glossy orchid]

dude i actually JUST got the joke

[glad oriole]

i used to have a job at a calendar factory,

1. missionary

[scenic cliff]

its so obvious

[obtuse snow]

yeah but ofc youbdo

[glossy orchid]

its realy not funny

[obtuse snow]

you're a club

[rigid night]

Is this canonically the joke that Hack told?

[solid timber]

I fully believe that thunk was making an actual joke but accidentally hit enter while he was trying to go to the next line and now we have this

[obtuse snow]

clubs like crappy jokes

[long atlas]

finally people get it

[rare yew]

It's hilarious to me

[obtuse snow]

aka clubby jokes

[rare yew]

like this is bringing me so much joy

[fierce rain]

this should be the joke that hack told

make that canon

[obtuse snow]

hack is non canon

[glad oriole]

i am feeling joy too

[compact stump]

doesn’t get old amiright

[obtuse snow]

spiritually a club

[long atlas]

yo gang explain it if you understand then

[rigid night]

I just said that

[rare yew]

I imagine all of you sitting at the computers like this as I tell it for the 17th time
😐

[fierce rain]

i was agreeing

[glad oriole]

i love beating shitty jokes into the groumd by repeating them a million times

six even

[obtuse snow]

im in my bed on my phone actually

[scenic cliff]

Did you hear about the italian man that died

1. He pasta away
2. Those who can extrapolate information from incomplete sources.
3. To cross the road
4. I was fired because i took a few days off

[solid timber]

I’m walking my dog and lowk cracking up at this entire thing lol