🎙・server-chat

[hasty socket]

It doesn't change

I think I'm gonna learn to drive next year in fact

[rare yew]

Probably when they’re taking their exam and they aren’t an experienced driver

[snow fog]

It’s not 18

[vast raft]

[rare yew]

Why you guys pretending you’re victims of someone else’s driving test

[hasty socket]

you can get mini driving license here

to mini cars

[rare yew]

I deserved the 2 points off

[crystal halo]

Literally same. Two people were killed last week because of some kid texting and driving

[compact stump]

i ask abt everything you know that

[vast raft]

It all started on one fateful day...

[tawny pasture]

i failed my first exam due to parallel parking. the amount of times ive parallel parked since then is literally 0

[crystal halo]

Ik this happens a lot but this one was like 5 mins from my house so it’s scary to think bout

[hasty socket]

I don't know how people doesn't have anxiety of dying while driving

I would have fear even after 10 years lmao

[rare yew]

You get used to it

[hasty socket]

Then there are stuntmans that do... That

[scenic cliff]

It's absurd, hit and runs is such a horrible thing, i can't grasp the concept of drunk driving or driving and checking your phone like it's a necessity

[scenic cliff]

It's actually alright after a few rides

[crystal halo]

It’s so sad and so unnecessary

[tawny pasture]

if you think of all the things that could kill you, youd never leave the house. and even then, that could do it to.

[hasty socket]

I shouldn't say that in this server

[vast raft]

Drive recklessly?

[scenic cliff]

stuntman naneinf

[compact stump]

pretty sure that’s a mental illness right?

[snow fog]

When you have done it enough it becomes relaxing

[compact stump]

like being extremely paranoid

[rare yew]

Agoraphobia

[tawny pasture]

yup

[rare yew]

But that’s not necessarily a mental illness

[compact stump]

thought a phobia was a mental illness of some sort

[tawny pasture]

irrational fears can just be fears

[scenic cliff]

oh dude i forgot today was lunar new years i legit washed my hair

ggs to my luck

[compact stump]

i see

[rare yew]

Arachnophobia is just good sense

[compact stump]

Lol

is it too bad that i like em?

[tawny pasture]

some people are afraid of clowns

[rare yew]

Ed McMillen is agoraphobic

He talks about it sometimes

[vast raft]

I think they mean a really intense fear of dying to the point where you avoid doing a lot of common things because there's a non 0 chance a pterodactyl will drop a brick on your head

[snow fog]

But I would prefer an autonomous car (assuming it actually does its job well) take everyone on the road to where they need to go. Some people are poor drivers

[compact stump]

didn’t know that

being agoraphobic has to be really frustrating

[tawny pasture]

ive gotten a little bit of it since the pandemic

but i gotta go out in big crowds sometimes

[compact stump]

i’ve had a really bad claustrophobia since i was a kid, like i couldn’t be in a room with a closed door just of the fear of that door being stuck, pandemic almost eliminated that fear for some reason

[vast raft]

Iirc covid is no better than the flu nowadays since the smart monkeys used their big monkey brains to make a vaccine or whatnot

[snow fog]

I thought it was quite clearly one

[compact stump]

it did

actually

[tawny pasture]

we had tickets to see john mayer and the grateful dead a few years back. we were at the gates and i told me wife I coudlnt do it and we left.

[snow fog]

I would give a political reply to this if it was allowed

[hasty socket]

I just have the fear of miss people

[snow fog]

Since vaccines are political nowadays

I cannot

[scenic cliff]

this is actually very sad but i'm glad he managed to get out of the safe zone for a bit, i can imagine the phobia is quadrupled considering how popular he is

[compact stump]

yeahh

[rare yew]

And the job is so isolating too, I also feel bad for the guy

[vast raft]

They shouldn't have to be

[rare yew]

Holy mother of god

Stop

Do not

[compact stump]

you have to say this at least once a day in this server LOL

[rare yew]

People can’t help themselves

[snow fog]

My bad

[compact stump]

Always getting political or just a weird topic

[tawny pasture]

thats my bad shoulda been more general timewise

[rare yew]

No Murph you’re good

[hasty socket]

Local please when the update comes out, get all the mods possible

[rare yew]

No

[scenic cliff]

a bit off topic but i used localthunk's game design advice for using playing cards (or overrall something tangible) to try out a game mechanic for a jam and i got it down in less than a day i'm very happy it worked

[rare yew]

Yooooo

[ionic hinge]

im eating a paper clip

[scenic cliff]

sounds good

[rare yew]

Pls no

[vast raft]

Including the mod that disables every mod?!?!??!!?!?

[compact stump]

Yeah but we will need a slow mode on every channel

not off topic

[hasty socket]

MODS OF DISCORD

[compact stump]

that will keep being dead

[vast raft]

[weary current]

Raw?

[honest canopy]

Oh wow new roles/flair. I don't know which suits me the best

[ionic hinge]

why not? it is fun to bite and chew on.

[cosmic temple]

Hi guys

[scenic cliff]

This is frying me i legit cannot get a grasp on this convo

[hasty socket]

Diamond

Clubs big poo

[scenic cliff]

Hello!

[vast raft]

Off topic isn't dead I'm pretty sure, just not as popular because people would rather be in the main chat that's already separate from the game chat

[rare yew]

I’m sorry chat I’m a normie gamer I don’t use mods in like any game. I’m happy there’s a big colourful modding community here and that all the gamers can partake but it’s not for me

I don’t think I’ll ever get into the mods

[hasty socket]

I meant discord mods...

I hate mods for balatro bruh

[vast raft]

X99999999999 mult

[compact stump]

Yeah don’t try cryptid

please

[rare yew]

Oh

[compact stump]

it’ll rot ur brain

[rare yew]

This place will be a disaster come 1.1

You right

[compact stump]

yes it will.

slow mode

on every chanel

6 hours

[hasty socket]

How many do we have

[weary current]

The vanilla games good until the rng is poor then its sad times lol

[tawny pasture]

I've played 1000 hrs of terraria and never touched mods. This is the only game I really ever have outside of performance mods for fallout games.

[compact stump]

hot take: randomness of balatro is one of the best parts.

[vast raft]

Mods are for people who want more stuff

[rare yew]

I like the random bits

[vast raft]

Without waiting for more official stuff

[rare yew]

Part of the challenge

[bright grove]

Hot take : this take is not that hot

[compact stump]

exactly, i like how you don’t know what’s going to happen in the next game, everything can be different

that’s what i like of it

[snow fog]

Bad rng makes the game good

[rare yew]

Just win anyway

[weary current]

I agree as u can start a run and see the shop with the worst jokers ever then the next shop can be the best and turn it into a god run so i always hold hope till im on the last hand and know i ain’t gonna perform a miracle 😂

[snow fog]

Trapping you into playing a certain way is the whole replay factor

[compact stump]

Never hold R trust

[ionic hinge]

nom nom nom paper clip good

[rare yew]

NO

[snow fog]

You are forced to use a joker you are not comfortable with

[snow fog]

High in iron content

[honest canopy]

It's not even about slow mode honestly. Even when the everyone ping happened think about the fact that 300k people or whatever are all rushing in to be like what happen. Slow mode cant stop that 🤔

[hasty socket]

Balatro mods are made to destroy the counter with no problems, normal balatro is made to destroy the counter by using your intelligence

[weary current]

I play on console and mobile so idk the equivalent to that lol but I’ll do my best 😂

[compact stump]

only thing that can make every run the same is photochad, shit always in the shop

[vast raft]

Rng in games is cool until it's mandatory outside of keeping things fresh

[ionic hinge]

its already in my mouth thunk you cant stop me! i will chew on it forever

[bright grove]

It's to restart a game instantly

[hasty socket]

Guys how many mods do we have in this server btw

[compact stump]

restarting a run

[weary current]

Ohhh yah nah I always see it through till I die lol

[compact stump]

actually new run

[vast raft]

Like "if I land heads you lose no matter what" and then it rolls heads 9/10 times

[snow fog]

In the beta there were some vouchers which guaranteed your most used joker would show up or something

[bright grove]

Even after ante 8?

[honest canopy]

I personally find restarting runs boring. I play them all out until the end

[compact stump]

heirloom yeah

[vast raft]

That's still optional though, it might not even be useful in your current build

[weary current]

Yeahhh lol I’ll go endless and see how far I can go with it

[vestal magnet]

Guys I finally Just won my first gold stake run

[rare yew]

Heirloom and Silver Spoon were bad design

[zinc forge]

hi guys

[vast raft]

Like cool yeah hologram on ante 7

[rare yew]

Why I removed them

[snow fog]

It’s not a good mechanic imo

[rare yew]

CONGRATULATIONS

[compact stump]

agreed, not as good as other vouchers at least

[honest canopy]

Did Silver Spoon co-exist with Yellow Deck at all?

[compact stump]

CONGRATULATIONS

[vestal magnet]

Thanks

[compact stump]

fuck

[hasty socket]

Deck??

[vestal magnet]

Ghost

[bright grove]

Black

[vast raft]

I wasn't around to use it so I wouldn't know

[rare yew]

Twas bad

[vast raft]

Infinitychad

[rare yew]

Also it was kinda lame being the only thing that carried between runs

[snow fog]

Me neither I only heard of it and was happy it was cut

[compact stump]

yeahh

i don’t like that

[rare yew]

It kinda ruined the idea of seeds too

[snow fog]

I just thing it’s weird to have things persist between runs

[rare yew]

Because 2 people could have the same seed yet different results

[compact stump]

the idea isn’t good imo

[ionic hinge]

I dropped the paperclip out of myt mouth and lost it

[ruby lily]

could also find a like round 1 perkeo seed and just keep replaying that

[vast raft]

Even without it people can have the same seed but different results

[compact stump]

?

[rare yew]

With everything unlocked I mean

[compact stump]

how

[honest canopy]

I guess the only difference in seeds now are natural progression or gameplay mechanics. Joker unlocks/card blocking (and technically hidden hand planets not showing up)

[vast raft]

It's possible to have multiple builds in the same seed isn't it
With varying efficiency but still multiple builds nonetheless, else pivoting wouldn't be possible

[compact stump]

that doesn’t change the seed tho you are just taking advantage of how the game works

[rare yew]

If 2 people with the same deck, unlocks, and seed play a run with the same inputs they should play out the same no matter what right? Heirloom and Silver Spoon ruin that

[snow fog]

There is a way to pull this off. I had an idea for a roguelike game where you could craft certain spells in a run by using a unique combination and then find them again on subsequent runs.

[honest canopy]

Bad wording on my part but yes that's exactly it

[rare yew]

Well yeah I meant if they have the same inputs

[hasty socket]

Isn't that a rogue lite?

[vast raft]

I didn't know you were being that specific

:Brainstorm:

[hasty socket]

getting the next runs better

[compact stump]

I mean, the idea itself it good, not for balatro tho

[snow fog]

Not at all

Balatro is one of many good ideas

[scenic cliff]

Having a higher chance of getting your most played joker feels scummy, it only works if your current run magically fits that one joker, which is especially not always the case

[compact stump]

wat

[rare yew]

Didn’t one of the old vouchers give you $10 on your next run?

[compact stump]

It just doesn’t fit the game imo is an unnecessary mechanic that ruins part of the randomness

[scenic cliff]

holy yellow deck

[honest canopy]

Silver Spoon was 5 and Heirloom was 15?

[rare yew]

Which one gave you your most used tarot

[vast raft]

What's the difference between silver spoon and heirloom

[snow fog]

Yes

[honest canopy]

Pattern. That and Tesselation had fun art, bring them back please

[rare yew]

Riiiiiiight

The spoons had banger art

[hasty socket]

What you guys talking about now

[compact stump]

tru

[scenic cliff]

if only images could be shared in this chat, but alas!

[honest canopy]

Tesselation art feels chaotic in a good way

[ionic hinge]

i found the paper clip yippe

[rare yew]

I want to find in game screenshots

Not the pixel art

It looks better with the shine

[honest canopy]

oh I was about to post one 🤔 I shan't

[rare yew]

You can’t!

[honest canopy]

Oh right lol

[scenic cliff]

How foolish

[compact stump]

is this one the joker one?

[snow fog]

Art could be repurposed for a new voucher

[rare yew]

no this is something elswe

[rare yew]

I was thinking that yeah, I do like all the arts

[amber rune]

hello thunk

[snow fog]

The spoons were money on the next round

[rare yew]

as long as the effect is consistent with the visuals

[hasty socket]

How do they worked

[rare yew]

the magnet draws your most played card to hand at start of round

[hasty socket]

wait is that a leak or a beta thing

[rare yew]

the electromagnet 3 most

[snow fog]

Better art than most vouchers

[honest canopy]

Beta stuff

[compact stump]

oh that’s op

[hollow spruce]

if I release my augmented reality balatro build publically will playstack sue me?

https://youtu.be/41EfkyilqPY?si=qtDUAFmUFUUj5D7t

[amber rune]

That would be sick

[rare yew]

I can't find the old sprites

pls

[compact stump]

wym pls

[rare yew]

how far do my backups go

I'm saying pls to my brain

[scenic cliff]

pls

you will find them

i have hope in your findings

[compact stump]

ahhh this what unc status does to one

ngl i do that too

[snow fog]

Do You not store the game on git

[compact stump]

now that i think of it

[amber rune]

Would a wild card but for rank work

[rare yew]

no

[snow fog]

:(

[rare yew]

go ahead, tell me why I'm stupid

[bright pier]

hologram jocker is so fun to play with

just finished a run with it

[snow fog]

No I don’t store anything non work related on got either

[scenic cliff]

I know no developer that stores their game on git genuinely and i do wonder why

[compact stump]

bloating your deck without caring is fun yea

[snow fog]

But I always get sad when I lose old things

[dreamy walrus]

I have had 4 consecutive runs with him. He keeps following me. I cant escape him

[hasty socket]

Hologram is what throwback wants to be

[dreamy walrus]

But he is fun yeah

[scenic cliff]

i know devs that store localizations on git for easy updating and sharing

but the whole project seems a bit wild i think

[bright pier]

3 clones lol

[snow fog]

Git is amazing because every change is stored

[honest canopy]

Backups are for the several external hard drives I own

Can't trust the clouds

[austere ore]

hello friends

what's the craic

[tawny pasture]

I'm glad I invested in a NAS before things got crazy

[rare yew]

found my version folder

we are back

[honest canopy]

one of my friends raves about his NAS so much. Making me want one

[hollow spruce]

I use git and local backup folders

[austere ore]

imagine not using git

could not be me

[scenic cliff]

Baltro

[brazen nacelle]

Balala

[rare yew]

people get so weird when I tell them I don't use git

[honest canopy]

The Tessellation voucher just feel different to the rest of the art somehow. But not in a bad way, you just don't see that colour combo

[compact stump]

easy fix

[snow fog]

It’s understandable I never use it for something I think is going to be a personal project

[austere ore]

mans uses Unity Version Control

[rare yew]

I could just lie

and continue not having an issue with my workflow

[honest canopy]

You wouldn't go on the internet and lie would you?

[snow fog]

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[dreamy walrus]

I like lying about things I have no reason to lie about

[austere ore]

if it ain't fix
don't broke it

[compact stump]

thunk will u drop the gros michel version of balatro u made

[snow fog]

I am just suprised playstack didn’t make you use certain things

[brazen nacelle]

If it ain’t fixed, it probably broken

[compact stump]

why would u break it more

[brazen nacelle]

The funny

Idk

[austere ore]

if it ain't don't, broke fix it

[dreamy walrus]

To sell the parts for money

[neon wren]

b/c of the nature of most games, most pro shops don't use git either. (they use a version control system better suited to media)

[rare yew]

I do have version control

it's just not git

I have 7 branches too

[austere ore]

speaking of broke
i lost my last run because I was completely poor

[austere ore]

mans is a whole tree

[hollow spruce]

I lost earlier bc I needed 2 rentals to keep up scoring and couldn’t afford anything

[autumn shell]

Obelisk is shitty

[austere ore]

Roffle would slap you

[autumn shell]

And Roffle’s chat doesn’t like it

[austere ore]

localthunk are you secretly Roffle

[dreamy walrus]

I think the main problem is that it resets when you have 2 hands that were played an equal amount of times and play one of them

[compact stump]

that’s just how it works

[snow fog]

Imagine they just turned it into a clash royale clone

[autumn shell]

It’s practically unplayable

[snow fog]

You would pull the jokers from a chest

[compact stump]

omg

[austere ore]

megabonk friends of jimbo when

[austere ore]

clash royale friends of jimbo when

[snow fog]

Level 5 jimbo

[austere ore]

SPOONS!!

[autumn shell]

Beyblade friends of jimbo?

[brazen nacelle]

Ooo

[dreamy walrus]

Looks nice

[fiery flower]

Neato

[rare yew]

these are the old unused vouchers from the demo days

[honest canopy]

Look how beautiful Tessellation is! Bring it back

[brazen nacelle]

They are

[compact stump]

tesellation needs to be used

[steel fiber]

oh wow

[dreamy walrus]

What are the left ones supposed to be?

[snow fog]

Why do these go harder than most vouchers today

[brazen nacelle]

I’m pretty sure I read the effects on the sprinters resource

[fiery flower]

If they happen to buff Lucky Cards I agree this would be a fabulous idea

[steel fiber]

these are- like, even if the effect wasn't great, damn that art's amazing

[snow fog]

They don’t make vouchers like they used to

[rare yew]

they don't they are just novel

[austere ore]

because you're used to those vouchers

[rare yew]

yeah

[austere ore]

all vouchers go hard

[honest canopy]

Pattern - Spawns your all time most used Tarot/Planet card, if you have room
Tesselation - Spawns your all time most used Joker card, if you have room

[snow fog]

Fair but observatory still looks amazing

[dreamy walrus]

Oh wow that seems op

[snow fog]

Don’t care how many times I see it

[autumn shell]

That’s kinda op

[fiery flower]

I think I have an idea what I might get every run

[dreamy walrus]

Dude have you even seen blank voucher?

[honest canopy]

I'm just reading the notes 😅

[austere ore]

gets photograph every time

[rare yew]

these vouchers were all removed for a reason

[compact stump]

just reuse the art

[rare yew]

I might honestly

if I can think up something cool for them

[honest canopy]

Braided Deck art returning too?!

[rare yew]

otherwise I'm better at pixel art now than I was then

so I could cook

[austere ore]

localthunk! release an official Balatro tarot cards set and my life is yours!!

[fiery flower]

I haven't been here in a while but I'm super excited to get back into the game for whatever comes next.

[compact stump]

tessellation and heirloom are so good tho

[snow fog]

The rich will get richer

[austere ore]

my girlfriend is into tarot bs

[honest canopy]

Braided Deck also had funky art that needs some love

[compact stump]

i’m waiting for a big plush

[austere ore]

would make for a nice birthday present

[compact stump]

And i’ll sell my house for it

[autumn shell]

Thunk body pillow when (joking)

[compact stump]

what

lmao

[rare yew]

unironically might have some body pillow merch upcoming

maybe

[fiery flower]

could sell a negative egg and you just don't get anything

[snow fog]

Whattt

[dreamy walrus]

Cant wait to sleep hugging a gros michel

[hasty socket]

whag

[keen forum]

Jimbo body pillow

[compact stump]

ohhhh

trust me thunk big plush of odd todd or even steven will make numbers

[snow fog]

I would really love merch where I could open a booster pack that looks like one from the game and pull some cards from it

[zinc forge]

that'd be the funniest shit

[brazen nacelle]

Actual slabs of stone

[austere ore]

BREAKABLE MERCH

[snow fog]

Real life buffoon packs

[keen forum]

Balataro tcg

[snow fog]

Yes

[hasty socket]

What even body pillows do

[austere ore]

balatro is a tcg

[fiery flower]

I need some lucky cards so I can hop over to my local casino and win big

[hasty socket]

what you need them for

[austere ore]

who do you think gives you the cards

[zinc forge]

they pillow your body

idk

[honest canopy]

Braided Deck art if anyone is curious - #🎙・server-chat message

[rare yew]

Will not make real packs like that

[compact stump]

yeahh

[dreamy walrus]

So I cant spend thousands of dollars trying to get a soul card ? D:

[snow fog]

Is there a reason

[rare yew]

Ethics

Morales

[compact stump]

huh

[austere ore]

spider man

[compact stump]

oh right

[snow fog]

Ahh I was thinking like it’s a one time buy

[compact stump]

yeah

[snow fog]

You know what’s in it

But you can open the pack

Not like a tcg

[rare yew]

Oh in that case

Maybe

On the table

[fiery flower]

Nintendo would sue because it's too similar to Pokemon card packs 😔 (after they patent it of course)

[hasty socket]

I need to sleep sweetie

[snow fog]

Tcg is kinda scummy would sell

[hasty socket]

goodbye guys

[zinc forge]

you're funny

[dreamy walrus]

Bye, friend

[compact stump]

byee

[rare yew]

Bye forever!

[brazen nacelle]

Tcg can be like gambling, and what balatro plaer gambles? /j

[austere ore]

european spotted

[azure canopy]

oii

[austere ore]

lmao >bans him

[snow fog]

Game rated 18+

[hasty socket]

wait no-

perishable goodbye!

[fiery flower]

📈

[brazen nacelle]

That would be an actual reason for those pegi ratings 😭

[hasty socket]

local remember to not release the update while deltarune chapter 5 came out

[brazen nacelle]

Goodbye for 5

[snow fog]

It’s funny how playing cards broke pegi

[austere ore]

bro there is no update

it's a myth

[honest canopy]

Someone is leaving forever? Frogtown would love this 🙁

[austere ore]

a hoax

[brazen nacelle]

5 what? No clue

[dreamy walrus]

I mean it would be funny if it released the same day

[zinc forge]

its like silksong and 2.2

[fiery flower]

Eternal Game Version

[zinc forge]

it'll be worth the wait

[dreamy walrus]

Just like silksong

[rare yew]

Will it

What if it’s literally 2 jokers

[compact stump]

ionno u tell me

[zinc forge]

a update is a update

[snow fog]

Update notes: removed blueprint and brainstorm

[dreamy walrus]

You wouldnt

[rare yew]

And they’re both just reskins of superposition

[zinc forge]

I'll take anything at this point

[dreamy walrus]

Its not a round number

[zinc forge]

is this foreshadowing

[scenic cliff]

You just lost me

[dreamy walrus]

You should remove 10 jokers instead

[compact stump]

you wouldn’t do that to us right?

[austere ore]

does half joker count as one of the jokers

[compact stump]

right?

[brazen nacelle]

I was about to say that as well 😭

[snow fog]

Remove all jokers

[austere ore]

or just half of one

[honest canopy]

Superposition is a top 150 joker and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

[scenic cliff]

same with flower pot

it's too

[fiery flower]

I love that card. I can't wait

[dreamy walrus]

I mean you could have 3 superpositions

Thats a lot of tarot cards

[fiery flower]

if wild cards worked like I wish they would

[hasty socket]

I can't wait for balatro to came out and there be a joker named Thomson that after 5 hands it perish away and reveals another one called Rutherford

[austere ore]

that goes beyond how many tarot cards you can hold

[hasty socket]

(atom reference)

[rare yew]

Thought you were going to bed

[compact stump]

The rework of blue stake by itself is worth the wait.

[hasty socket]

my bed can wait

[zinc forge]

uncle thunk tells friend a bed time story

[austere ore]

the secret ingredient is lying

[fiery flower]

Blue stake is getting reworked? I forgot about that

[autumn shell]

Delete blue stake

[snow fog]

Making wild cards better would be a good update in my book

Just that

[rare yew]

New blue stake is actually still -1 discard but it’s pink instead

[narrow bloom]

thunk can you change bloodstone so it has a 1 in 9.5 chance of giving 0.44x mult per heart card scored

[zinc forge]

very gay lesbian hornet is the first thing I see

this is awesome

[narrow bloom]

how's it going

[honest canopy]

Wait I gotta go make another clickbait video again now

[compact stump]

U evil

[fiery flower]

I agree

[scenic cliff]

-1 discard
-1 hand
start with $5

[compact stump]

black deck would be lovely

[dreamy walrus]

Would still play it

[autumn shell]

Hi hornet

[austere ore]

nuke black deck fr

[compact stump]

for what? pain?

suffering?

[rare yew]

Black 👏 deck 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 wrong

[honest canopy]

Black Deck is good

[fiery flower]

would still trigger once every like 40 cards scored anyways

[dreamy walrus]

For the additional joker slot

[snow fog]

Platinum stake: apply all previous stakes only jimbo can appear in the shop

[scenic cliff]

Black deck is my favorite deck

[zinc forge]

15 dead 6 injured

[austere ore]

alright
time for a meeting
for
job

cya friends!!

[hasty socket]

black deck will get easy at end game

[compact stump]

blue stake did yeah

[hasty socket]

One joker more is good

[honest canopy]

wait I literally have a meeting now too. I'll see you there?

[upper solstice]

I HAAATE black deck

It did so much wrong

Sorry

[rare yew]

Clap Armonia chat

[fiery flower]

just artificial jokerless gold stake but way less shop rng right

[compact stump]

But there is too much of a difficult difference between black deck black stake and blue stake

that’s why black is stinky

[hasty socket]

I think my bed can't wait anymore

[honest canopy]

Localthunk as a Canadian do you have an opinion on the recent Curling drama at the Olympics? 🤔

[hasty socket]

I will shoot the bed

[zinc forge]

localthunk do you know what half sword is

[autumn shell]

Wtf is curling

[austere ore]

ARMENIA MENTIONED 🇦🇲 🇦🇲 🇦🇲

[zinc forge]

its a fun game play it

[ruby lily]

FACT: black deck killed my grandma

[honest canopy]

Mods steal their R key

[zinc forge]

rip

[hasty socket]

Canada is full of kind people I only know that

that's why I wanted to go there when I was little

[rare yew]

I went curling over Christmas with some friends

[autumn shell]

I’m on mobile

[upper solstice]

Why am I getting clapped by the balatro discord server

[rare yew]

That was fun

[upper solstice]

Wait pause

[scenic cliff]

localthunk you should add the Tostitos deck, this will give +50 chips but every played hand decreases the chips number by 1

[zinc forge]

istg I've seen this exact message before

maybe im tweaking

[upper solstice]

My dad got ADDICTED to watching curling in the Olympics this year😭

[zinc forge]

yall ready to eat 50 pizza rolls

[scenic cliff]

dude i was watching the female curling olympics yesterday with a friend it was SICK

[rare yew]

They’re cracked

[narrow bloom]

hey

[hasty socket]

I'll go to sleep

REALLLYYY sleep

[scenic cliff]

good night

[autumn shell]

Hru

[rare yew]

See you in 3 mins

[hasty socket]

Bye sweetie pies

[zinc forge]

thunk if he comes back kick him

[hasty socket]

less

[rare yew]

Kk

[scenic cliff]

my friend told me that the granite rocks they use are like insanely exclusive

[compact stump]

yeahh

[scenic cliff]

and the most valuable part of it is the sliding part

[upper solstice]

Ahem hockeys better tho RIGHT GUYS

[scenic cliff]

honestly

[rare yew]

Then they better not take them for granite!!!!!

[scenic cliff]

i really liked curling

[upper solstice]

Hahahhahahaha

[compact stump]

they come from an island or sum like that

[scenic cliff]

[zinc forge]

its granted rick

[rare yew]

You know

Like the rock

[scenic cliff]

yeah

[zinc forge]

no fun here

the no fun zone

[scenic cliff]

this is the balatro server, no fun is to be had outside of Balatro

[compact stump]

i don’t understand could you please explain in the most boring way

[hasty socket]

Guess who's back-

[scenic cliff]

and we also must pester localthunk with poor ideas

[zinc forge]

remember what u said thunk

i*

[honest canopy]

The Rock? Only 90s kids would know that movie

[zinc forge]

/j.

[narrow bloom]

good

[dreamy walrus]

We already have vagabond

[compact stump]

what

[dreamy walrus]

We dont need more poor joker cards

[compact stump]

oh

[zinc forge]

okay im gonna have a nice and blissful nap

[compact stump]

thought u said vagabond was bad

[zinc forge]

gn chat keep gambling

[scenic cliff]

good night

[compact stump]

was abt to crash out

[compact stump]

gn!

[honest canopy]

Balatro isn't gambling! Youtube don't look at this

[feral basin]

But sports betting is ok

The irony

[meager pewter]

Hey quick question: if I bought balatro on the App Store, is there any way I could transfer the account to the pc? So I can play modded 👍

Thanks for help!

[scenic cliff]

Sadly no

[autumn shell]

[honest canopy]

No official method exists

[compact stump]

nope

[meager pewter]

Oh okay thank you tho!

[compact stump]

np

[meager pewter]

Is there any info on when thenext big update will come out?

[compact stump]

nope

[scenic cliff]

When localthunk feels its ready

[compact stump]

yeah

[meager pewter]

Whos that?

[compact stump]

the creator of the game

[scenic cliff]

localthunk is the developer of balatro

[meager pewter]

Ohhh

[compact stump]

and the only person working on the game

[meager pewter]

Solo dev

[compact stump]

yes

[meager pewter]

Oh okay thank you

[upper solstice]

"Except saturo gojo of course" typa glaze😭😭

Kidding ily thunk

[compact stump]

yh np

[scenic cliff]

lmfaaao

thunk has that vibe lowkey

[tawny pasture]

When twitch decided to make vods illegal I had to have something w large capacity that I control that wasn't an insane monthly subscription that could just go up at any time

[upper solstice]

Everything I've heard about twitch in the past like 3 years have been negative

😭

[scenic cliff]

same

but honestly i've heard worse from youtube streaming

[tawny pasture]

6 in one hand, half a dozen in the other.

[scenic cliff]

yeah shucks

[upper solstice]

Fair

Live streaming in general is kinda a dying industry bc, not many people wanna sit down and watch people just

Live

And ALSO give money for it

[tawny pasture]

News to me

[snow fog]

What

I don’t think this is true

And I exclusively watch clips of live streams

Not the full thing

[scenic cliff]

It's an incredibly preposterous assumption to make

[long atlas]

well ladies and gents and everyone else i’ve officially finished a near 12 hour fat tuesday bakery shift

ama

[scenic cliff]

holy shit

are you alive currently

[long atlas]

barely

i need to shower and lay down i’ve been on my feet all day

[scenic cliff]

go take some well needed rest

12 hour shifts sounds absolutely boggling

[long atlas]

i will trust me

[long atlas]

there are doctors who have 24+ hour shifts due to things like surgeries, must be hell

[tawny pasture]

What did you bake

[rare yew]

Source: dude trust me

[scenic cliff]

Yeah

[long atlas]

so many paczkis (it’s like a polish jelly donut if you don’t know)

my god so many

[tawny pasture]

Oooh I had some raspberry filled ones recently

[rare yew]

Hey Murph you rock

[scenic cliff]

I wanted to be a neurosurgeon because of the extensively long shifts lol

[rare yew]

Keep being you

[long atlas]

i think we made 600+

[tawny pasture]

No u

[scenic cliff]

Keep being Murphy, obviously

[honest canopy]

I recently bought an external HDD as an emergency because I ran out of room. But I might just have to bite the bullet and get a NAS as well. Seems like the most cost effecient

[long atlas]

keep murphing 🥹 ✌️

[rare yew]

I just cut my finger wide open while chopping a carrot

[scenic cliff]

oh crap

[compact stump]

WHAT

[long atlas]

bandaid

[compact stump]

ew

[scenic cliff]

bandaid and a health kit

[compact stump]

r u good?

[long atlas]

welp emergency room time

[rare yew]

I thiiiink I’m good

[compact stump]

Fuck i just thought abt it

ewww

[tawny pasture]

My dumb self bought a MacBook thinking I wouldn't need storage for it because it's just gonna be an auxiliary machine, turns out I ended up using it solely for editing everything and constantly am playing the gigabyte shuffle on it. So nas has been clutch

[compact stump]

u think?

[long atlas]

just in case you haven’t already wrap it up my dude

[rare yew]

I’ll bandaid it

[long atlas]

wash it out too to prevent bacteria

[honest canopy]

It's past tense so he thunk he's good

[scenic cliff]

replace it with a cool bionic finger

[long atlas]

just chop off your arm and become anakin

this is your excuse

[honest canopy]

I was a dummy and didn't realise the SIZE of both the vods themselves and edited videos. And for now I refuse to delete either of them even though I know I probably don't need the finished videos anymore since I could get them back from Youtube

[rare yew]

Dang it do I also need to chop the legs off too

[autumn shell]

No chop off your arm, replace it with a bionic one and get a red sword named after a major part of a eastern religion

[long atlas]

||prevader|| anakin so just the arm

[tawny pasture]

I'm a data hoarder too. I have all my files from like 3 computers ago in case I need a psd from like 2017

[long atlas]

had to censor for those who don’t know a spoiler to a nearly 50 y/o franchise

[autumn shell]

XD

[long atlas]

it’s crazy star wars is almost 50

because new hope was ‘77 right

yeah it’s 49 this year so next year is 50

[scenic cliff]

Share if you're older than star wars

[tawny pasture]

Everything is new to someone

[long atlas]

live long and prosper or whatever 🖖

guys for harry potter don’t spoil ||snape kills dumbledore|| i haven’t gotten there yet 😔

[scenic cliff]

i hope this isn't spoilers but Jimbo gives +4 mult

[autumn shell]

Guys don’t spoil that ||Zelda is Shiek|| lmfao

[long atlas]

WHAT SHHH

[long atlas]

never been a zelda fan

i tried ocarina of time on the 3ds and didn’t really like it

[autumn shell]

Tbh I’ve only really played Tears

[honest canopy]

I'll super date myself somewhat and say I still have assignments/projects from when I started Uni in 2011 😬

I may need that information one day!

[tawny pasture]

Lol yea I got a handful of those from my first job because "I'll need these for a portfolio one day". Narrator: he did not

I will say having a data hoarding issue has saved me more times than I can count. Specifically in disputes with my rental agency.

[honest canopy]

oh good point

[ionic hinge]

i dropped my paperclip again

[royal temple]

I have a collection on my digital artwork going back to 2011, and a box of paper drawings before 2011. I have been slowly going through the paper stack and keeping my favorite ones

Also found store receipts from 2018 I kept

[amber rune]

What does the 3/150 in your name mean

[tawny pasture]

That's a personal question

[amber rune]

Is it how many jokers youve eaten

Or how many you are yet to eat

[long atlas]

pokémon in gen 1 he’s caught obviously

it’s 151 btw murph you forgot mew

[honest canopy]

Mew is a myth made up by big Silph

[long atlas]

prove it you’ve never seen one so you can’t disprove it

look under the truck

[amber rune]

I havent seen any of his pokemon vids if that is what it means

[long atlas]

i heard ones under there

[long atlas]

no lol i’m so joking it’s his unupdated c++ count

[amber rune]

Ive been tomfooled again

[tawny pasture]

I never found it behind the truck

[long atlas]

keep lookin pal that’s where i found mine

i heard the mew dealer is in silph’s back alley every saturday and puts the leftovers under the truck on late saturday early sunday

so i’ve heard you didn’t hear it from me

[tawny pasture]

I'm gonna have to find my gameshark

[scenic cliff]

its 149 now i ate 2 bananas

[upper solstice]

I close discord for an hour and my take gets clowned on by everyone

Im so sure

[sturdy snow]

mr thunk i live 2 hours away from you be scared

[scenic cliff]

[next reef]

Where is joker poker balala?

[quasi marlin]

Does a balatro game ported onto Turbowarp count as a mod

[stoic lagoon]

I am alive

[wispy jewel]

cool new pfp @brazen nacelle

[cold idol]

brother what

[long atlas]

she’s looking for balatruzz let bro play

[scenic cliff]

forbidden rizz

[tidal bobcat]

brother would call himself the "lovers" tarot card if he could

[stoic lagoon]

Top-tier shitpost

[solid timber]

Instantly banned

[stoic lagoon]

Holy crap, it's goku

[obtuse snow]

shes a woman

not a brother

[long atlas]

ay i think some of my gal friends as brothers

plus i usually use bro or dude as a neutral term, i will change if asked because i understand that they have masc connotation and i totally get that some people don’t like that

[edgy night]

why gold stake so hard

[cold idol]

because you have less money, -1 discard, and higher score requirement

[stoic lagoon]

Refer to me as " "

[long atlas]

aye aye my

[edgy night]

existence is pain

[dusk tartan]

does anyone have the background for the psychic as like

a background

[cold idol]

although some jokers get stronger on gold stake. The best example is campfire

[stoic lagoon]

Thanks, my

[edgy night]

i just learned how to use this one ngl

[shadow shard]

Hi

[stoic lagoon]

My eyes

[zinc forge]

that nap was awesome

[austere ore]

I'm back

did ya miss me

[glacial dock]

Puedes tus ideas cambiar el mundo 🗣️‼️??

[novel burrow]

is there a way to see the tutorial again?

[woeful rampart]

I wish I could get some balatruzz

for April fools

there should be a jestermaxing joker

[stoic lagoon]

And his famous quote

"Get ya funny up, not ya money up"

[woeful rampart]

and the crowd went silent

[stoic lagoon]

I'm still waking up, gimme a bit

I forgot to pack caffeine with my work kit and now I'm sad

[woeful rampart]

bro has a job

what a loser

[stoic lagoon]

How else am I going to pay for a balala addiction

[woeful rampart]

idk

get an allowance

[stoic lagoon]

Hey, can I have some money for balala

[woeful rampart]

no

[stoic lagoon]

[woeful rampart]

when the homeless guy asks you for money but your lwk in the same situation, just with a better fit

[stoic lagoon]

Been there, done that. Worked my behind off in customer service just to get paid peanuts

[woeful rampart]

bros unc fr

21

more like 21 ft under

[stoic lagoon]

I can't attract balatruzz with peanuts

[woeful rampart]

get it

cuz ur old

[woeful rampart]

disagree

[stoic lagoon]

🧙‍♂️

With age comes great power and big booty bihs

Now I'll be back in a bit, gotta swap the machines over

[woeful rampart]

gn gng

[glacial dock]

Damn boredom

[fierce rain]

just saw the jester skin in the Minecraft Legacy Console Edition Skin Pack 1 istg balatro has brainrotted my soul

[glacial dock]

Culpa del gobierno

[stoic lagoon]

Goodnight, amigo

[strong prairie]

You can delete some savefiles to reset it iirc. But honestly looking up a video of it/going to the wiki to see the quotes might be better lol

[potent frigate]

Finally

[stoic lagoon]

MR PRESIDENT

[last walrus]

Jimball my beloved

[stoic lagoon]

Holy crap, Jimbo's freaking ballin'

[soft lintel]

Hi chat

[stoic lagoon]

Hello, talking Pringle can

[rich nimbus]

GUYS

i cant put images

BUT I DID IT

i got naneinf

its on videos and streams

[stoic lagoon]

Today, on Joe Kere,

I eat a bag of doritos

Jimbo messes up another flush

And the Thunk loses his marbles

[rich nimbus]

[stoic lagoon]

Top Gear intro plays

[olive ridge]

Hello

[stoic lagoon]

Howdy

[raven ice]

no

[sharp cliff]

NOOO

HORSIE
WHAT HAPPENED

[gusty lantern]

spare trousers real life release when

[strong prairie]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1ilxvc4

[gusty lantern]

yea i was searching and i dont think u can order them anymore

[strong prairie]

Apart from them actually seeming very expensive, you could try to DM the OP

[gusty lantern]

possibly

i saw a ig post where they were selling them but it was like a year ago

[sharp cliff]

i might have to make my own

just take two pairs of pants

[gusty lantern]

so im not sure if theyd be willing to make them again

[topaz cedar]

update when

[stiff iron]

Fun fact : Jimbo is a unicode emoji
🃏

🃏

[rare yew]

[stiff iron]

Also since you're here, thank you for this game

[rare yew]

You are more than welcome! Glad you are enjoying it

[eager scaffold]

[vale matrix]

I am on mobile and my audio is not working I am on ios

[spice grove]

Silent mode?

[vale matrix]

It’s off

[spice grove]

I do not know

[inland kindle]

Localthunk when is Balatro 2 coming out, asking for my gf

[compact stump]

how the finger going

[rare yew]

I think it’s repaired

It’s gonna be annoying for a few days

[compact stump]

repaired lmao

[rare yew]

Well it has yet to heal

[compact stump]

yeah cut in the fingers are annoying asf

[compact stump]

yeah repaired just seemed funny to me idk

[snow fog]

What happened to finger

[rare yew]

Sliced it while chopping a carrot

[compact stump]

ceremonial dagger

[rare yew]

It was actually with the ceremonial dagger knife lol

[snow fog]

Oh man that sucks

Now you can play a straight or flush with only 4 cards

[compact stump]

lmao idk why but i knew it

[snow fog]

On the plus side

[rare yew]

Truuuue

[compact stump]

and ur knife gives mult too

it ain’t that bad

Idk why but mult seems like it has a spicy taste

btw thunk u know abt the showman bug?

That one that if u buy a joker while having a showman it can get seen again while having the joker and not showman

[snow fog]

Any joker purchased while you have showman can reappear in the shop even after showman is sold (also packs)

I think it has been reported

[compact stump]

yeah that’s a better way of saying it lol

[upper solstice]

Guys how do you say chicot

[inland kindle]

either “chee-KOT” or “chi-KOT”

[upper solstice]

Hmmmm

I guess

[steel fiber]

i thought it was chee-sho

[rare yew]

Isn’t he French?

She-Ko

[autumn shell]

I think it’s Chi-co

[stoic lagoon]

I take a nap and thunk hurts himself

[steel fiber]

OHHH, maybe it's like trebuchet?

in that like it, the end T is also silent?

[stoic lagoon]

Chicot-Stick

My favorite candy

[hasty socket]

Hello sweeties

[meager glade]

arent all legendarys based on real life famous clowns

[autumn shell]

Yes

[stoic lagoon]

😳

[sturdy hedge]

cant wait for a legendary based off the balatro server

[meager glade]

truly

[stoic lagoon]

Need me a

[tardy briar]

When’s the next update supposed to come out

[autumn shell]

No idea

[tardy briar]

Damn

[stoic lagoon]

🐟

🚢

Flying fish

[tardy briar]

Well I just got a steam deck so I can go from mobile to steam so I can finally start modding

[stoic lagoon]

Big ups

[kind oasis]

MF DOOM > Cotton shoes

[tidal bobcat]

steam deck? have you gold staked it yet?

[tardy briar]

It is too damn early for this

[stoic lagoon]

Time for another day of rice, fish, and seaweed

Day 15, give it up for Day 15

[long perch]

Have any of yall played dice of kalma

[stiff moat]

woke joker

[long perch]

Woker

[stoic lagoon]

That somehow sounds like a slur

[stiff moat]

it would be funny if localthunk made a joker where the downside ruins QoL

[stoic lagoon]

This joker decreases resolution with each round played

This jokers scuffs the sound, and so on, and so forth

[long perch]

This joker makes all joker bios more vague with each round played

[stoic lagoon]

This joker makes both sides of your pillow warm

[long perch]

This joker pitches the music one octave higher with each round played

[stoic lagoon]

This joker switches your audio channel to mono and the sound switches sides every 32 seconds

[long perch]

This joker replaces all cards in played hand with other random playing cards

[stoic lagoon]

That's absolutely evil

I love it

[hasty socket]

I got a stupid joker idea for only the Nintendo switch 2 but I can't describe it

[timber fjord]

yo anyone up for a multiplayer match?

[subtle thistle]

Yes

It’s like Balatro

But less fun

I actually played it before I found Balatro

And after I bought Balatro I thought I wasted my money cause it was similar

But now I realize Balatro is way better

[light hare]

latro

[dapper creek]

latto

[brazen nacelle]

Hehe thank you!
Sorry for the late response I was asleep

[stoic lagoon]

Latte

[civic thorn]

whats up fat people

skinnies hey too i guess

[brazen nacelle]

Interesting way to say “hello”

[hard obsidian]

I am happy

[hollow wren]

Happyville

[stoic lagoon]

What's good, my fellow chunky?

[hasty socket]

hi sweetie pies

where is local wife thunk

Horse

[ancient sequoia]

Not online rn 🥹

[hasty socket]

NOOOO

[stoic lagoon]

Hah

[limpid tree]

google giggles

[stoic lagoon]

Giggle googles

[opaque shard]

He's GONE

[light crescent]

[stoic lagoon]

Chaos

🎶 🎶

Funky Town

[blissful geode]

Hi guys

[visual basin]

they should add balatro to balatro

[stoic lagoon]

Yeah right, they'll never add balatro to balatro

[long atlas]

rick: yo

[stoic lagoon]

Holy crap, they added balatro to balatro!!!1!!1!!!ONE

[wispy jewel]

No problem

[brazen nacelle]

:3

[neon tiger]

Balatro.

[livid basin]

balaro

[obtuse snow]

ukro and thunk episode 3?

[cerulean verge]

Balala

[stoic lagoon]

Egg 2

[quartz sphinx]

blueprint

[blissful geode]

T

[stoic lagoon]

S

[hasty socket]

yo are you that artist that draw that drawing of me and local?

Yea you are

[light hare]

latro

[obtuse snow]

yes

[valid ivy]

balalalaal

[clever mulch]

Hm cards yes yes

Indeed

[jovial parrot]

It's kinda weird that decks of cards even have jokers
I wonder what they were originally put in there for or like what game first utilized them

[warm harbor]

I feel like the joker that roasts you when you lose would be even funnier with if it had some detection for how you died, and corresponding lines

Sorta like Hypnos from hades

[oblique isle]

In case you were missing a card or something

[jovial parrot]

Wdym like a wild card?

[oblique isle]

Or so I’m told

[jovial parrot]

Interesting

[visual basin]

they should remove balatro from balatro

[long socket]

Balala

[olive ferry]

for the game Euchre

[sweet herald]

Hello Balatro server 👋

[covert obsidian]

I started playing back balatro because I have a college class so fucking boring I can't pay attention and I get super cracked runs there. Anyone has the same issue?

[slate steeple]

Will a touhou and balatro collab be possible

[stoic lagoon]

I've been awake for nearly 30 hours

Someone euthanize me

[native tusk]

hai

[sweet herald]

Helloooo :3

[native tusk]

how are you

[sweet herald]

I'm okayyy
Eepy as heck though

How about you?

[oblique isle]

Why is your name that
You’re not dumb at all

[native tusk]

im sooooooooo dumb

[native tusk]

mee too

didnt sleep too well

[oblique isle]

Nuh uh!

[native tusk]

grrrr

[oblique isle]

I woke up at like 4 in the morning today but took a 2 hour nap at 7
Woke up in time for classes

Never felt better actually

[sweet herald]

I wish i could nap

I stayed up way too late last night like a dummy

[native tusk]

me too

and then i got woekn up

[oblique isle]

Goober activities

[native tusk]

thens slept until 12pm

[native tusk]

damn

W

[sweet herald]

I woke up like every other hour of the night 😭

[native tusk]

i went to bed at 5am

got woekn up at 7am

😭

[sweet herald]

Grosssss

[native tusk]

for real

also i like spider furs youre awesome

🔥

[sweet herald]

Awwww tyty 😊

[native tusk]

of course :3

[tribal knoll]

balala

[sweet herald]

bawatwo

[native tusk]

bawatwooo

[sleek patrol]

hey

[rustic marsh]

Hello everyone! I'm new here! Thank you for having me, have a great day! ❤️

[rare yew]

Welcome to the server!

[abstract furnace]

dry chat

[rare yew]

enjoy the peace & quiet