🎙・server-chat

[pliant sedge]

✌️😭

I’m good dawg lmao

[stoic lagoon]

More caffeine for me, then

Heart attack or bust, now I'm sad AND fast

[remote tartan]

Anyone here play project zomboid?

[sweet herald]

👋 hi everybody :3

[stoic lagoon]

Nop

[stoic lagoon]

Hola

[sweet herald]

How’s everyone’s Monday been going so far?

[lavish marsh]

Is it last hand when u have 1 hand left or when u have zero

[stoic lagoon]

4 hours of sleep after a 24 hour shift, 3 more hours before another 12 shift starts 🤙

[stoic lagoon]

When you have 1, amigo

[lavish marsh]

K

Sorry it’s my first time playing in a really long time so I’m forgetting some stuff lol

[sweet herald]

Awww at least you got some sleep.
It’s time to caffeinate lol

[stoic lagoon]

No worries, that's what we're here for

[stoic lagoon]

My tummy hurt rn, caffeine later

[sweet herald]

Frick
Hopefully it passes so you can caffeinate some more XD

They need to invent caffeinated tums

[stoic lagoon]

-# no

[sweet herald]

LOL

[stoic lagoon]

There are lines that need not be cross

That is one of them

[sweet herald]

Pepto Bismol Ultra

200mg of caffeine per serving

[stoic lagoon]

Stop

You're giving me bad ideas

[sweet herald]

Okay okay XD

No but for real yeah best not to mix those two things

[stoic lagoon]

Too late, I'm gonna do it

[sweet herald]

Oh god please don’t

[stoic lagoon]

My blood is on your hands

And maybe whatever else comes up

Ugh, just thinking about that is giving me indigestion

[sweet herald]

I don’t want anybody’s anything’s on my hands ewwww

I’ll just cut my hands off that’ll solve the problem

[stoic lagoon]

You've got 2 more pairs

[sweet herald]

Fuck, u right

[stoic lagoon]

:)

It was funnier the other way

[sweet herald]

You weren’t supposed to see that dang it LOL

[stoic lagoon]

Silly spoder, I see all

[sweet herald]

Bro has achieved omnipotency

[signal oracle]

I just saw a soyjak holding a plate with fucking gore on it in a tiktok comment section

What's up cjat

[sweet herald]

Currently inside of an airplane bin waiting for bags to be brought up
I can tell people are coming home from Valentine’s Day there are a LOT of flights today

[snow fog]

What’s an airplane bin

[sweet herald]

There’s space underneath the main area where the people sit, it’s where all checked baggage goes.
I’m stacking bags in the bin today so I’m just chilling in here until we’re all finished up

[snow fog]

Wait your job is putting bags in the aircraft

That’s pretty cool

[sweet herald]

It can be lmao

There’s a lot of down time that’s why I’ve been so active in here

[vague bluff]

i will Always enjoy playing this Game.

[amber rune]

Every time i open server chat theres a 1 in 5 chance Localthunk is just here for some reason

And a 1 in 15 chance to get $20

WOWZA

[long atlas]

man this games busted i’ve been on here way more than 15 times and i still see a barely hanging on bank account

[compact stump]

i must have bad luck then

[void bison]

Need a d6

[long atlas]

always got one in my pocket, never seemed to roll a 6 on it though

[sweet herald]

Oops! All Ones!

[rare yew]

Hello Cleb

[desert wadi]

just got a wee joker to almost 3k chips

[rare yew]

I hope you’re having a swell day

[compact stump]

hello thunk!

[compact stump]

i had a decent day yeah

[desert wadi]

hello the real jimbo

[compact stump]

didn’t do much

Playing the last of us 2 rn lol

hbu?

[rare yew]

Noice

Just had a run, about to make some false chicken wraps

Covered in franks red hot

[compact stump]

False?

[rare yew]

Like fake chicken

[compact stump]

hol up my european ahh don’t know what that is

[rare yew]

Can’t remember the brand

[sweet herald]

It’s a quite yummy hot sauce

[compact stump]

ahh i see

[rare yew]

I go through a 500ml bottle every month

It’s so good

[compact stump]

wait fake chicken

[long atlas]

hi ladies and gents

[compact stump]

oh right u vegetarian

i forgor

[long atlas]

how we feeling today

[sweet herald]

Hello jjjandom

[compact stump]

damn that’s sounds like a lot 😭

[long atlas]

hot sauce esque thing

[compact stump]

gotta agree hot sauce slaps

[long atlas]

aaand i’m blind and didn’t see daisy already said that

[compact stump]

lol dw

[long atlas]

oh well yes 100% hot sauce is good

my friend smothers any type of chicken in hot sauce

[hallow yarrow]

hot sauce

[zinc forge]

js woke up from like a 3 hour nap

[hallow yarrow]

yummers!

[long atlas]

wait do we think it’s weird to dip chicken nuggets in ranch

[long atlas]

dang w nap i could never

[sweet herald]

I think my question is, is ranch inherently an American thing

[hallow yarrow]

yes

[long atlas]

yes absolutely

[hallow yarrow]

100%

[sweet herald]

Then for a lot of the folks in here it probably is very weird lol

I personally love ranch,
yall sleeping on chicken+mayo or some mayo-based sauce

[long atlas]

in europe cool ranch is called cool american doritos that’s how american it is

[sweet herald]

Doritos cool ranch aren’t even ranch they’re just synthetic lmao (still super good though)

[compact stump]

what

[long atlas]

the blue doritos

i’ve heard they’re called cool american over there

[compact stump]

ohhhhh

yeah i’m dumb

i think i never had those

i stick w the originals

[long atlas]

suuuper artificial but really good

[rare yew]

Hey thunk hot sauce joker in 1.1 update when?

[compact stump]

lol i don’t mind artificial tbh

[rare yew]

Wait a minute

[compact stump]

lmaooo

[long atlas]

literally no taste can describe them except zang

[rare yew]

I’m thunk

[sweet herald]

What wacky ability would hot sauce give

[long atlas]

wrong person silly

[compact stump]

he’s going crazy atp

[rare yew]

Dang it

[long atlas]

+1 missionary

[compact stump]

we slowly losing him chat

[rare yew]

That did feel good to ask I see why you guys do it

[compact stump]

lmao

[hallow yarrow]

if you dont get the flame it destroys itself

[sweet herald]

Does hot sauce give more mult if the score gets set on fire?

[long atlas]

feels good to ask joker confirmed for 1.1?

[neon wren]

you don't know dev headaches til you try food merch 🙂

[rare yew]

Wat

[compact stump]

that’s funny

[rare yew]

Food merch?

[sweet herald]

Edible jimbos?

[compact stump]

sell balatro popcorn

[neon wren]

anything that goes in people's bodies is another couple layers of headaches

[long atlas]

he’s telling you to create your own variety of banana

[sweet herald]

I mean
I think the Balatro cards I got from fangamer are technically edible

[rare yew]

We have some food merch - those pins on makeship

One is a banana

Don’t eat it tho

[compact stump]

they are right?

I’m alive

[sweet herald]

That just means it’s true!

[long atlas]

yeah you gotta abide by fda and make sure everything is consistently edible it sounds like a nightmare

[compact stump]

who gon stop me huh

[rare yew]

I won’t yuck your yum

But I did warn you

So you can’t sue

[sweet herald]

damn there goes my Thursday plans…

[long atlas]

i see no legally binding contract

[compact stump]

Ill prolly wont be there to sue dw

tell that to my family tho 🤷🏽

[sweet herald]

Hot sauce joker would be fire though

[compact stump]

I see what u did there

[rare yew]

Hot sauce doesn’t look very cool tho

[sweet herald]

I am comedy

[long atlas]

exists for one turn because thunk ate it too fast

[sweet herald]

Just make it that frame from that one SpongeBob episode

[compact stump]

chicken with it does

[rare yew]

Hot sauce is cheating

• tastes amazing
• basically no calories

[long atlas]

same with carrots gang

[rare yew]

Oh and mustard

[sweet herald]

Neuron activated

[long atlas]

say that again…

[rare yew]

That again

[compact stump]

This generation is something

[rare yew]

I don’t get it

[wintry halo]

im more into sriracha sauce in my pho

[neon wren]

1.1 update turns into a condiment update taht fast

[long atlas]

mustard isn’t good on its own though

[pallid sapphire]

refried turtle beans

[rare yew]

Is this a joke about that one song

[compact stump]

that one mustard meme of kendrick lamar

[compact stump]

ye

[rare yew]

Yeah ok

[long atlas]

i’m not gen alpha just reaaally influenced by them

[strange gale]

yum

[sweet herald]

There’s going to be a new enhancement called Pho, meaning you can have a Pho King

:3

[compact stump]

still applies

[rare yew]

I mean neither is hot sauce

[long atlas]

tiktok does wonders to the mind and never in a good way

[rare yew]

You put it on healthy foods to make them delicious

[hallow yarrow]

i put hot sauce in my mac and cheese

[rare yew]

Like try this one some time - a hard boiled egg with a dollop of mustard

[long atlas]

what do you mean you’re not guzzling bottles of hot sauce at a time

[rare yew]

Classic snack

[pallid sapphire]

how much is a dollop

[sweet herald]

We getting closer to deviled egg territory but I’m totally with you

[wintry halo]

mustard on eggs is um

interesting

[neon wren]

I've had some chili sauces (milder) I could probably just do a glass of

[long atlas]

have you ever had soy sauce and boiled eggs oh my god it’s soo good

[compact stump]

There’s a dish that’s called “huevos rellenos” in spain, look that up, won’t regret it if u like that

[long atlas]

you don’t know ball

[hallow yarrow]

kraft dinner with hotdogs and ketchup and also valentina hot sauce 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[rare yew]

Judging without trying in the year of our lord 2026

[long atlas]

my dad puts sauerkraut and hot sauce on his scrambled eggs

[wintry halo]

some things are best left forgotten

[rare yew]

I pity you

[hallow yarrow]

w toppings

[long atlas]

it’s not half bad but i don’t get the hype

[hallow yarrow]

w fathers

[void bison]

I love mustard

I have 3 bottles of mustard in my cabinet

[wintry halo]

I just don't use condiments

[long atlas]

take a no thank you bite pal

[neon wren]

devilled eggs in english?

[compact stump]

i honestly don’t know

[sweet herald]

Would you replace your name with Mustard if you love it so much

[wintry halo]

a little salt and pepper for hard boiled eggs is good enough

[rare yew]

Unforced error

[compact stump]

true

[void bison]

yeay

[rare yew]

Just a self-inflicted debuff

[sweet herald]

Holy shit

You actually did it

[compact stump]

true too

lol

[long atlas]

for those unaware this is a very niche american preschool thing where if a kid doesn’t want something they take a bite of it anyways to prove they’ve tried it (it’s honestly a little silly but eh it got me to eat vegetables as a kid)

[neon wren]

google translate says huevos rellenos = devilled eggs. they're great made a bunch of different ways

[sweet herald]

I love deviled eggs

[long atlas]

yo what condiment is the best to put on hot dogs

out of curiosity

[compact stump]

yeah they are, i thought that was a spanish dish tho

[sweet herald]

Wet concrete obviously how is this a question

[compact stump]

ig i was wrong

[wintry halo]

ketchup and mayonnaise

[long atlas]

what about beets and mildew

[wintry halo]

hold the mayo if you want to

[rare yew]

Mustard

[sweet herald]

Hmmmmmmm

[rare yew]

Mustard and pickled onions

[sweet herald]

What about mustard onions tho

[void bison]

I had hotdogs for dinner today actually

[long atlas]

wait everyone change their name to mustard so we won’t know who’s typing

[void bison]

Had onions, mustard, and sauce on it

[ionic hinge]

No.

[sweet herald]

You’re the only one who hasn’t yet my guy lol

[compact stump]

even thunk did it lmao

[long atlas]

I’m always late to the party 😞

[sweet herald]

It’s okay

[long atlas]

your turn pal

[sweet herald]

You’re mustard now

[compact stump]

IM ON IT

[long atlas]

how do they not have a mustard emoji

[sweet herald]

See Mustard is actually Mustard colored so they’re the real mustard

[compact stump]

Who

Mustard?

[sweet herald]

No no, Mustard

[compact stump]

Ahhhh

yeah

[void bison]

mustard will there be a mustard joker in 1.1

[long atlas]

wait i thought we were talking about Mustard, not Mustard

[compact stump]

who’s thunk

[sweet herald]

who’s thunk

[compact stump]

hey i said that

[long atlas]

why does mustard taste like pickle is that a coincidence or am i going crazy

[sweet herald]

I, mustard, sent it first

[void bison]

sorry for dead naming you mustard

[compact stump]

no, it was me

[long atlas]

Mustard actually sent it first

[rare yew]

Me on the beat

[compact stump]

exactly mustard trying to lie

[wintry halo]

@void bison

[long atlas]

yo he’s hip with the kids

[void bison]

Yes?

[sweet herald]

I have literal proof lmfao

[long atlas]

this conversation is so mustard

[hallow yarrow]

Son im crine😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[long atlas]

lalala answered my own question don’t mind this

[wintry halo]

hi

didn't know who that would ping

[sweet herald]

It pinged mustard

Obviously

[long atlas]

obviously mustard? who else

[ionic hinge]

This is silly.

[sweet herald]

This is mustard

[humble badge]

thank you █████ ████████ █ ████ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ██ ████ ██ and the spaghetti and toast is sooo good

[long atlas]

you’re silly for not being mustard

[ionic hinge]

I'm too busy leading a suit

[compact stump]

We still with that?

[long atlas]

buddy im vice of diamonds it not that hard to take a break and be mustard for a minute

[wintry halo]

how long has it been

[compact stump]

fr

[sweet herald]

Are suits still at war is that still happening

[wintry halo]

need to see if ppl still remember

[long atlas]

wait we got 3 leaders here

[ionic hinge]

I don't take my job as a joke.

[long atlas]

and only ONE is named mustard

how sad

[fossil basin]

Why is everyone mustard

[rare yew]

Can I make him mustard

[compact stump]

who

[long atlas]

why aren’t you

[fossil basin]

I don’t see any HOT DOGS around here….

[compact stump]

you shall.

[long atlas]

make everyone mustard

[ionic hinge]

Don't do that

[wintry halo]

something we can put mustard on 👅

[rare yew]

Ottermando

[fossil basin]

I’m owned by red lobster they don’t do mustard that much

[rare yew]

Be a team player

[ionic hinge]

Ugh fine

[rare yew]

LETS GOOO PEER PRESSURE

[compact stump]

LMAO

[fossil ermine]

Mustaaaaaaard

[long atlas]

make the other one do it too

@ everyone BETTER be mustard by tomorrow morning or you’re getting kicked

[ionic hinge]

Just because I embrace silly and I crack under peer pressure

[void bison]

Yo Mustard what do you think of mustard

[ionic hinge]

You talking to me or mustard

[long atlas]

mustard is kinda silly, just like mustard

[rare yew]

I’ll remember this

Hero

[compact stump]

hey don’t be like that

tf did i do

Mustard is worse

[void bison]

telltale game popup

[sweet herald]

Excuse me? What did I do?!

[long atlas]

no not you silly i’m talking about mustard and mustard

[compact stump]

ohhhh shit mb

[long atlas]

so we all think mustard doesn’t look like a word rn right or is that just a me thing

[compact stump]

ionno i’m just blaming other people

[sweet herald]

:<

[ionic hinge]

You'd say that about mustard right in front of mustard

[rare yew]

Mustard, Mustard, and Mustard are typing…

[sweet herald]

Well yeah

We’re having a conversation

[compact stump]

Duh

[long atlas]

already took my screenshot lol

BOO DIEGO BE A TEAM PLAYER

[ionic hinge]

Peer pressure

[compact stump]

DIEGO CHANGE UR NAME

[ionic hinge]

Raaaah

[sweet herald]

Change thine name

[tribal knoll]

mustard

[long atlas]

same with you paroah

[compact stump]

there they go

[fossil ermine]

🌭

[ionic hinge]

Mustard

[compact stump]

U TOO

[fossil basin]

Mustard people, Dijon or Honey?

[sweet herald]

Yellow

[ionic hinge]

Yellow

[long atlas]

endless shrimp is an exception they don’t have mustard at red lobster

[void bison]

Yellow

[fossil ermine]

Yellow

[long atlas]

yellow

[hallow yarrow]

dijon

[wintry halo]

i could use some truffle sauce

[long atlas]

hey pal you seem like an odd one out here

[long atlas]

you too

[fossil basin]

Mustards, eliminate this user

[long atlas]

join the train fellas

[fossil ermine]

Negative Red Card

[ionic hinge]

Mustard

[hallow yarrow]

what

huh

[sweet herald]

You know what you must do

[ionic hinge]

Mustard you must turd

[sweet herald]

It’s futile to resist

[ionic hinge]

I did not mean to space it out like that

[long atlas]

what could possibly be off about you compared to everyone else

[wintry halo]

everton

[ionic hinge]

Everton

[long atlas]

i don’t wanna hear it non mustard

[hallow yarrow]

hello my name is mustard

[compact stump]

One of the worst consequences of balatro might be this server and i fw it

then there’s reddit

yeah that’s worse

[long atlas]

almost there pal you’re one capital off

[wintry halo]

when handling with glassware, remember to wear your dishwashing gloves

[fossil ermine]

Instagram too

[ionic hinge]

No

[compact stump]

wym instagram

[hallow yarrow]

beggars cant be cooshers buddy

[ionic hinge]

I put my hands in that boiling hot water and get Burns all over my arms

[long atlas]

cooshers

[hallow yarrow]

son

[sweet herald]

cooshers

[ionic hinge]

cooshers

[hallow yarrow]

son! why you say cooshers!

[long atlas]

i’m cooshering

cooshers sounds dirty

[sweet herald]

It kinda does lmao

[long atlas]

not as dirty as mustard was during my 17th birthday party

[sweet herald]

Spill the tea I am SAT

[ionic hinge]

Who spilled mustards mustard all over my framed photo of mustards family reunion of mustard mustard and also mustard was there but they weren't in the photo.

[long atlas]

mustard slapped mustard and mustard told mustard and then mustard flipped the mustard bowl (for the normies it’s like a punch bowl but mustard) and ruined mustards gift to me

[long atlas]

wait wasn’t mustard there too

[fierce rain]

hey long time no talk

[ionic hinge]

Mustard or mustard?

[sweet herald]

NO WAY mustard did that? Diabolical

[fierce rain]

someone ported balatro to vita

[compact stump]

Richard change your name.

[fierce rain]

???

ok

[compact stump]

You know what to do.

[ionic hinge]

Mustard

[long atlas]

mustard

[sweet herald]

Mustard

[fierce rain]

Mustard

[sweet herald]

Good

[long atlas]

we are neurotypical trust us

[fierce rain]

oh i believe you

[ionic hinge]

I don't believe mustard was there but mustard was definitely there I remember it like it was mustard

[sweet herald]

Speak for yourself, mustard

[compact stump]

We have a single braincell and we share it

[fierce rain]

Mustard, amiright?

[long atlas]

shut up this is why the doctor called you mustard

[ionic hinge]

What the mustard

[fierce rain]

Mustard: Mustard in Mustard

[sweet herald]

Says the person who’s parents were also mustard 😏

[long atlas]

i’m not related to this mustard i’d rather ketchup

[sweet herald]

GASP

[ionic hinge]

Oh my mustard

[sweet herald]

How DARE you bring that name into this conversation!!

[compact stump]

I’m loosing braincells by the second here imma get back at the last of mustard 2

[ionic hinge]

We all promised not to bring that name here

[long atlas]

HE WAS MY SOULMATE, MUSTARD

[sweet herald]

For shame, mustard
For shame…

[dreamy walrus]

my headset is only letting me hear discord audio does anyone know how to fix it

[fierce rain]

lexington change your name

[long atlas]

HE DESERVES RECOGNITION IN THESE TRYING TIMES

[sweet herald]

SOULMATE!?

[long atlas]

uninstall discord

[ionic hinge]

For his crimes he does not deserve recognition

[compact stump]

close discord

[ionic hinge]

Let alone even be named

[long atlas]

i don’t care about what happened to relish, he was the one for me

there i said it!

[dreamy walrus]

why

[ionic hinge]

Huh?!

You monster!

[sweet herald]

Honestly yeah relish was kind of lame can we all agree

[long atlas]

love transcends a moral compass

[sweet herald]

That I can agree with you

[brazen briar]

Jimbo. J. Mustard.

[hallow yarrow]

dont even be joking or nuthin about relish

thats some serious business

[sweet herald]

-# alright i think im done with this joke guys im tired

[long atlas]

RELISH DESERVED WHAT HE HAD COMING

[brazen briar]

IS THAT ME

[hallow yarrow]

son why are you me

[sweet herald]

Wait there’s two of you

[hallow yarrow]

son

[ionic hinge]

You better take those words back mustard or you're going to Dion

[long atlas]

spider-man pointing meme

[brazen briar]

[long atlas]

so what, i loved him!

[hallow yarrow]

[long atlas]

aaand jokes over alright everyone change the names back

[sweet herald]

Okay I’m going back to normal

[ionic hinge]

Then you should join

Okay

[sweet herald]

It’s all gone

[brazen briar]

Wait oh god

Oh no

[ionic hinge]

Joke is over here nothing to see move along I have a suit to run

[native tusk]

yawns

[brazen briar]

And I have a suit to follow

[long atlas]

i have a suit to vp

[ionic hinge]

1$

[sweet herald]

People are going to see this conversation and wonder what the fuck happened

I feel like I blacked out

[cold idol]

mustard is gone

[sweet herald]

I wanna go back to talk about hot sauce again because I wanna complain about something lmao

Wendy’s got rid of their Ghost Pepper ranch sauce a while ago and I’m still so sad about it
It was a fantastic sauce I could actually use in my own cooking, it went amazingly with home Mac and cheese

But then they got rid of it and replaced it with some really gross buffalo sauce

I haven’t been back since in protest

[stoic lagoon]

What the fuck happened

[sweet herald]

I’m a bad influence is what happened lmao

[stoic lagoon]

I have The End: Flatline

Wait a minute

I see a mustard

[prime jay]

they DID? that one's my favorite...

[sweet herald]

Yeah they got rid of it months ago but my heart is still broken

It was the most delicious fast food sauce I ever had the privilege of eating

[blissful geode]

Hi guys

[sweet herald]

Hi the

[blissful geode]

The

[quartz stag]

Thanks, now I understand what you mean, obviously take all the time you need :)

[sweet herald]

Oh gosh he’s still mustard lmao

Ah well in due time he’ll be cured

[slim junco]

Discord decided I was a spammer 🥀

[oblique isle]

can confirm

[slim junco]

It makes me so mad

Why must people hack accounts

I hope the flag will go away soon

[warm harbor]

you poor thing

all your messages get hidden lol

that's hilarious

i want a (removeable) spammer tag

[slim junco]

😞

[soft lintel]

you play the organ?!?!

[warm harbor]

ikr, there's so few people that do

the feet thing seems so hard

[native tusk]

it doesn't get flagged for me it's okay

[void bison]

its flagged on pc and not mbile

mobile

[warm harbor]

no good point of reference, wheras with piano/keys you have your other fingers to measure intervals by feel, and your peripheral vision to help too

and you get none of that with organ

[slim junco]

That’s good

[slim junco]

Yes indeed

[compact stump]

that’s cool

[solemn elm]

I would not wish this illness on my worst enemy

[boreal heath]

i love you all balatro players

[scenic cliff]

2 messages hidden from likely spammer

[blissful geode]

The

[vale sphinx]

the broken hearted came back

[warm harbor]

the

[blissful geode]

The

[warm harbor]

hey mods! likely spammer ^

[vale sphinx]

the who

[vale sphinx]

you spammer or no

[stoic lagoon]

I am a spammer

Spam is my favorite canned meat

[tawny pasture]

chat i did a flower pot run tonight ama

[slim junco]

No

I’m not smart enough for that bruh 🥀

[stoic lagoon]

Try anything once, amirite

[slim junco]

No like I actually am not a spammer

My account got compromised

But I fixed it

[wintry halo]

same (x3)

[long atlas]

me anything?

[tawny pasture]

got me there

[long atlas]

that’s why they call me a trysexual

[lethal kelp]

Monty Python fan?

[long atlas]

i watched that btw that was an insane run

[stoic lagoon]

I know a few lines here and there

[prime jay]

was it worth it?

[lethal kelp]

Ok cool. I assume you’ve seen the Spam one?

[stoic lagoon]

My discord is bugging out, signal is caca at the site today

[tawny pasture]

I got a gold sticker on it so yes, worth.

I needed a ouija with 9 handsize to make a bunch of 2s, was p straight forward after that. Canio didnt hurt either

[stoic lagoon]

1. Missionary

[stoic lagoon]

Yeah, the vikings were cool

[sweet herald]

How many wild cards at the end of the run?

[tawny pasture]

uh maybe 5 or 6?

[oblique isle]

400 thousand

[upper solstice]

6 or 7

GOODNIGHT EVERBODYYY

[sweet herald]

Huh that’s not as may as I thought that’s impressive

[oblique isle]

everyone, jump their ass.

[upper solstice]

loud laughtrack

[sweet herald]

loud incorrect buzzer sound

[upper solstice]

Shutup punk

[sweet herald]

Sorry can’t hear you over how loud this incorrect buzzer is what did you say

[stoic lagoon]

I want a wild card suit to show off since I did the week-long mute with thunk

[sweet herald]

I’ve never tried it but would flowerpot activate if you played a hand with 4 wild cards?

[void bison]

was it fun

[halcyon wolf]

probably

[sweet herald]

I wanna go for a wild flush build at some point

[wintry halo]

if they're not debuffed yeah

[stoic lagoon]

Pain

[shy sandal]

I love you

XD

[wintry halo]

recently have been greeted with a 5 hs pot run on black deck

[stoic lagoon]

I love you too, random citizen

-Metro Man

[tawny pasture]

oujia with 9 hand size to make a bunch of 2s went crazy tbh

[shy sandal]

XF

[sweet herald]

wee would be proud

[prime jay]

yeah but it has to be 4 or 5, a wild card only counts as one suit at a time

[tawny pasture]

[woeful condor]

hi jokers
also hi murphy?? omg nice to see you around

[wintry halo]

the so called smeared c2 high card:

[sweet herald]

I gotta catch you next time you stream Murphy I didn’t know you were live lol
I missed out on a fun run it sounds like

[void bison]

Wild cards and vampire can do some funny things

[wintry halo]

vagapire

[sweet herald]

Yall heard of vampire now get ready for rejection letter
Removes seals from all cards scored
Gains x0.5 Mult per seal removed

[stoic lagoon]

I'm familiar with those

[sweet herald]

Oh no 😢

[stoic lagoon]

Yeah, who needs college anyway

[sweet herald]

I didn’t go either I didn’t even apply

In my defense I started working immediately out of high school and while I wish I could go to college not dealing with student loans is nice

[dawn idol]

cool

[lethal kelp]

I got all of my high school credits a semester early so I was entered into a program where I got one free semester at a college as long as I passed the classes, and I got to take as many as I wanted

||That was in January 2020…||

[stoic lagoon]

I'm hungry and I forgot what I packed for lunch

[sweet herald]

19 pounds of sand

Nutritious and delicious

[stoic lagoon]

Alright sick, I got chili and an energy drink to start the shift

[rigid night]

Beets and mildew

[sweet herald]

I’m on my second monster right now

They hit me with mandatory overtime it’s been a complete shitshow at work today

So I’m here until almost 2 in the morning

[stoic lagoon]

I had a nearly a full-ride for ACT scores alone but was rejected from the college because I was too poor for their campus

[neon galleon]

Hi

[rigid night]

This is why I went to a state school

[rare yew]

Where my mustards at

[long atlas]

we died

bit died waaay long ago thunk

[rare yew]

What bit

[rigid night]

Ketchup

[long atlas]

the one about hot water? duh what else

[long atlas]

dare NOT utter my lover’s name around these parts

what he did to relish is unspeakable

[void bison]

There is no bit

True master mustards will stick with ut

[long atlas]

streamers when they have a low viewer count:

[rigid night]

Hmm?

[ionic hinge]

sorry but i had a suit to run sir mustard. i only get 1 free silly moment a day

[rare yew]

Don’t make me delete diamond

[rigid night]

Is one of us a Colonel?

[rare yew]

I’ll replace it with Club 2

[long atlas]

DONT YOU DARE

[ionic hinge]

Oh dear.\

[glad oriole]

balatro

[rigid night]

Is this thing on?

[grave rock]

HELL YEAHHHH

[stoic lagoon]

Northwestern State University, baybeee

[stoic lagoon]

Try anything once, huh?

[long atlas]

this just in: mustard replaces century long tradition with club 2

[stoic lagoon]

Oh boy

[grave rock]

CLUBBERS ARISE

[slim junco]

replace it with heart 2

[rare yew]

How was your week

[glad oriole]

pretty average

[long atlas]

ew i’d rather die

[glad oriole]

im getting better about working out though

yay

[rigid night]

Glad to see you again

[stoic lagoon]

I just wanna rep wild cards

[glad oriole]

:3

[prime jay]

i went to college. im currently in my last semester and im terrified 😭

[long atlas]

where’ve you been man there hasn’t been meowing in forever

[rigid night]

You can do it! Hell, even Balatro teaches perseverance

[long atlas]

you’ve got this! 1 more semester and you’re home free

[glad oriole]

i missed the 7 day mute so i just voluntarily didnt speak for a week

[prime jay]

(please don't call me dude, but thank you)

[long atlas]

apologies, won’t happen again 🫡

[rare yew]

I think I should maybe unmustard

[ionic hinge]

there

[prime jay]

become ketchup...

[glad oriole]

whats up with all the mustard

is this about that one song

[long atlas]

hot dogs when uhhh yeah i ain’t got all a funny joke here

[rare yew]

Just a great condiment

[glad oriole]

fair

[prime jay]

well actually it's more like i'm worried about what to do after i graduate 😭 there are NO game dev jobs

[long atlas]

if i had image perms id show what was happening earlier

mustard mania

[glad oriole]

mustard

[long atlas]

i wish you luck finding one!

[prime jay]

thank you 🙏

[rare yew]

Godspeed lily

[glad oriole]

youll find a job eventually

[prime jay]

thank u thunk

[glad oriole]

probably

[prime jay]

either that or ill make my own

[lethal kelp]

Holy shit it’s John Balatro

[glad oriole]

hmm

[void bison]

Always could start with the quirky earthbound inspired rpg

[rare yew]

Dont show her the chart

[glad oriole]

why not

[stoic lagoon]

Hot sauce

[glad oriole]

gotta keep it real amirite

[prime jay]

dont even start ive been working on that for too long 😭

[rare yew]

True

[prime jay]

what chart...

[rare yew]

You are going to hate it

[void bison]

Thunk you ever play darkest dungeon

[rare yew]

It’s about making a living as a game dev on Steam

And it not good

[prime jay]

ah yeah no don't worry.

[void bison]

Always keep a backup plan i suppose

[rigid night]

I'm in computer engineering and entry-level positions are seemingly non-existent

[prime jay]

i am well aware of the... limitations.

[glad oriole]

yeaah

[void bison]

When in doubt McDonald's always needs more workers

[glad oriole]

ai

[ionic hinge]

i wonder what happens to your consciousness when you fall asleep.

[stoic lagoon]

Would you rather have really slow 5G mobile data or 4G LTE?

[glad oriole]

i genuinely dont know the difference

[prime jay]

yeah the job market is hell rn

[rare yew]

There’s nothing that proves you don’t die every night and a new version of you wakes up every morning with the memories of your previous self

[glad oriole]

so 4g lte ig

[amber rune]

My name is Localthunk, i made the balala

[glad oriole]

so theres this thing called dreaming

its pretty neat

[jovial parrot]

Even if it is true, it makes no difference so who cares

I'll gladly take that blue pill

[stoic lagoon]

It's marginal at best but absolutely frustrating, as it uses different bandwidths and reacts differently to the environment

[jovial parrot]

Or was it the red one I can't remember

[rare yew]

It’s like stepping into the teleporter

[glad oriole]

red one is the trueth

[ionic hinge]

nothing disproves it either. its an interesting question

[jovial parrot]

Ah right

[rare yew]

If it’s true then the current version of you dies

[craggy mica]

Just eat both, don’t have to make a decision now

[glad oriole]

bleu is staying in th e matrix

[rigid night]

We could start some software consulting firm or something

[jovial parrot]

Maybe that's why it's so hard to remember our dreams

[void bison]

The current version of you will be dead in 10 years

[void bison]

cant relate ngl

[prime jay]

nah i dont really wanna do anything if it's not gamedev. it's my fatal flaw

[amber rune]

not if i eat the mona lisa

[prime jay]

sometimes u just gotta have a fatal flaw

like eating the mona lisa

[ionic hinge]

theseus ship with extra steps

[glad oriole]

pretty sure the reason for that is our brain just discards them cuz it doesnt see them as important to remember

[jovial parrot]

What

[rare yew]

Different thing

Totally different

[ionic hinge]

the teleporter idea

[jovial parrot]

The Ship of Theseus is completely different lmao

[glad oriole]

you already are a ship of theseus, your cells are constantly dying and being replaced

[jovial parrot]

You're not cloning the ship and then destroying the other one

[ionic hinge]

you taking all your molecules and moving them somewhere else

[craggy mica]

Why is it still called hot pocket? It doesn’t even come in a pocket anymore

[rare yew]

That is not ship of Theseus

[glad oriole]

wuh

[rare yew]

Ship of Theseus is changing a thing one tiny piece at a time until it’s all entirely different

[amber rune]

Theyre different molecules tho

[craggy mica]

Don’t answer that question actually

[jovial parrot]

But is it different tho

[rare yew]

Yes

[prime jay]

technically every cell in your body is replaced every 7 years right

[oblique isle]

its named the same so i'd say no

[rare yew]

And no

[ionic hinge]

true true.

[stoic lagoon]

Who wants to see my liminal ahh jobsite?

[rare yew]

It depends on what you mean by different

[glad oriole]

i think so aside from neurons

[jovial parrot]

Exactly

[prime jay]

yeah neurons and eye cells apparently. so i guess we're all people of theseus

[rare yew]

But it’s different than the teleporter thing

[void bison]

even then neuroplasticy

[ionic hinge]

ill admit when I'm wrong but ill have to say its a similar problem

[rare yew]

It’s very different

Even the philosophical question it poses is different

[craggy mica]

How do I convince someone that diet coke is just better than coke zero

[void bison]

What if after death we live the same life over and over again

[ionic hinge]

instead of piece by piece its instant

[glad oriole]

remember to hydrate

[amber rune]

The theseus thing or the sleep thing

[glad oriole]

:3

[jovial parrot]

Plus with the teleporter there's a layer of moral standard to the question

At least with the ship it's just a ship

[quartz stag]

Thanks

[glad oriole]

you dont. people have preferences, convincing someone that your preference is better than theirs is a fruitless endeavor

[ionic hinge]

oops what did i start.

[amber rune]

Idk what did you start

[void bison]

Just like how every fruit soda is better than cola

[glad oriole]

:3c

[craggy mica]

Me and my roommate only have room for one soda in the mini fridge, I need to fight for this

[stoic lagoon]

I have an interesting relationship with the dream world.

Gruesome, but interesting.

[glad oriole]

one soda???

[quartz stag]

the water is good

[amber rune]

-freddy krueger

[glad oriole]

well in that case

[jovial parrot]

I barely dream at all

[craggy mica]

One type

[glad oriole]

deathmatch

[void bison]

Just drink juice like a real man

[rare yew]

This is when tolerance breaks down

[jovial parrot]

Whenever I sleep I just think to myself but don't really imagine myself doing anything

[rare yew]

You need to draw a line in the sand

[glad oriole]

just drink WATER

:3

[stoic lagoon]

I have died in dreams in every way imaginable and woke up with said pain of dream lasting for the whole day.

[void bison]

BOOOORRRINNNGGG

[rare yew]

Wow I thought we didn’t judge beverage choices

[jovial parrot]

Or you could pour two glasses and fill them up equally

[amber rune]

I only drink red 40 gamer piss

[rare yew]

Plenty of water in Coke Zero

[glad oriole]

i donttt

[void bison]

drink blood

[ionic hinge]

i just dont drink.

[glad oriole]

i love red 40

[ionic hinge]

not a fan

[quartz stag]

I like flowers

[jovial parrot]

They're not judging they're just saying water is a different option lol

[glad oriole]

maybe

[void bison]

Thank God it ain't

Red 21

[stoic lagoon]

In my dreams, there is also one singular consciousness shared amongst various versions of myself. And we are all aware of eachother.

[prime jay]

youre never gonna believe what the main ingredient in blood is

[void bison]

iron?

[amber rune]

What yall know abt the yellow 10 and blue 50 tho

[prime jay]

(it's water)

[glad oriole]

red 40?

[rare yew]

Well the did say “just” drink water like it was the better choice

[craggy mica]

Facts, I usually go outside and bury myself in soil and photosynthesize

[jovial parrot]

I guess thats true

[glad oriole]

it is at least in terms of health

[prime jay]

also who is refrigerating soda. yall dont drink the entire bottle in one sitting?

[glad oriole]

but health is lame

[glad oriole]

i do, after refrigerating

[stoic lagoon]

Who drinks soda? Just drink energy drinks

[jovial parrot]

Technically true tho

[ionic hinge]

i tend to feast on the entropy of the universe

[prime jay]

i just buy it cold from the store and drink it before it warms up

[jovial parrot]

But still just cause something is good for you doesn't mean you wanna do it lol

[amber rune]

What if i buy a bottle but i’m actually dead and i cant drink it atm i have to save it for later

[craggy mica]

Ref is this legal

[jovial parrot]

I'll allow it

[glad oriole]

fair

[rare yew]

If someone is drinking normal Coke and they want to drink Diet Coke to ween off all the sugar telling them to drink water instead could be worse for their health because they could just go back to drinking normal Coke

Since it’s going cold turkey

[void bison]

tell them to drink coke zero

[jovial parrot]

... Cold turkey?

[quartz stag]

I usually only drink water, but when I drink some soda I drink it depending on how thirsty I am at that moment

[void bison]

it tastes better

[rare yew]

It’s about the habit

[glad oriole]

i guess so

[rare yew]

The uhhhhh ritual

[prime jay]

i like ramune. anyone else like ramune?

[amber rune]

That caffeine free coke tastes like shit ngl

[glad oriole]

ive never met someone that addicted to coke but ill trust you

[void bison]

like the noodles

[rare yew]

I used to work with a guy that drank so much coke

It was scary

[jovial parrot]

Can I just say I think the feud between Coke and Pepsi is stupid

[rare yew]

He had undiagnosed diabetes and did not care

[void bison]

Well at least he was drinking it

[jovial parrot]

Ngl bro I drink both

[craggy mica]

Yeah but my local H-Mart prices it way too high

[rare yew]

Didn’t have feeling in his feet

[prime jay]

thats. ramen. ramune is like soda that you open with a marble

[glad oriole]

oh dam :<

thats scary wth

[amber rune]

Shouldve drank cold turkey

[jovial parrot]

Wtf is cold turkey is that a thing

[void bison]

full stop

[glad oriole]

pepsi is obviously better cuz they dont fucking ai generate their commercials

[quartz stag]

Sometimes it's complicate

[rare yew]

Google it

[void bison]

like a smoker completely dropping cigarettes all at once

[stoic lagoon]

Withdrawals

[jovial parrot]

Oh I see I see

[rare yew]

Yeah very unlikely to actually quit going cold turkey

Vs having a plan

[craggy mica]

Seperate the product from the producer 🥸

[rare yew]

Replacing the ritual

[glad oriole]

no

[void bison]

You ever notice how every generation of nicotine consumption got less and less cool

[rare yew]

Zyns are so lame

[amber rune]

A guy in my school got suspended for dealing cold turkey once

[jovial parrot]

Never heard of it but that's interesting

[void bison]

I will never understand chewing tobacco

[prime jay]

how do you wean off of a gambling addiction?

[jovial parrot]

Like bro just swallow it /j

[void bison]

youre going to get cancer anyway just hit the cigars

[glad oriole]

balatro obviously

[rare yew]

I don’t know, I’m curious

[ionic hinge]

i only inhale petroleum dust at work. so what if i get black lung at least its not smoking.

[prime jay]

i suppose playing games of chance without betting?

[glad oriole]

smoking is a lot worse for you i think

[jovial parrot]

Balatro probably does help a lot with gambling addiction actually

[amber rune]

Well people like liquorice and it tastes about the same

[sweet herald]

Ah localthunk you’re back to normal now, wonderful!

[void bison]

dont dunk on licorice

[glad oriole]

games of betting without real money involved

[jovial parrot]

I'm willing to bet playing Balatro makes people gamble less
...
Wait a minute-

[void bison]

licorice is an acquired taste

[prime jay]

hm, or maybe playing games of skill?

[void bison]

chew licorice for 2 weeks

[prime jay]

with no betting?

[rare yew]

I don’t think it does the same thing in the brain

[glad oriole]

isnt that just cold turkey

[amber rune]

I’ll dunk on it all i want it tastes like tar and you arent special because everyone else thinks it tastes like shit and you pretend not to

[prime jay]

well winning in games of skill does the same thing right

[glad oriole]

hell no

[jovial parrot]

Being broke probably helps a lot with gambling /j

[rare yew]

I think the act of staking something of value and the rising action as the outcome is revealed would be hard to replicate safely

[stoic lagoon]

This fellow speaks the truth on licorice

[craggy mica]

Bet you dignity on umamusume gameplay

[rare yew]

Because it involves staking something of value so risk is part of it

[void bison]

that one nl rant about how Mario kart may trigger the same parts of the brain as gambling

[amber rune]

If i was stranded in the desert and the only food was liquorice i would eat the sand ffs

[stoic lagoon]

Mmmmm sand

[prime jay]

from what im reading apparently they tell you to just quit cold turkey??

[glad oriole]

blueth nuke

[rare yew]

I mean makes sense to me

If there is no safe thing to replace it

[jovial parrot]

Slot Machines are definitely the worst way to gamble

[amber rune]

No bro the cold turkey helps you quit by talking to you about it every other day

[glad oriole]

they are always mega rigged

[grave rock]

LETS GO GAMBLING!!!

[craggy mica]

Just have a good group of friends to keep track of you, keep in touch with family and possibly get a therapist. Like most addictions

[prime jay]

apparently another way is to set time limits or financial limits and slowly reduce them until you stop entirely

[ionic hinge]

i gotta break all my fingers so i can go to sleep without dying thanks for the advice localthunk

[void bison]

even in new vegas theyre rigged

[glad oriole]

shocjer

[jovial parrot]

Just break open the slot machine and take out the money

Easiest way to win

[glad oriole]

the house always wins isnt just something people say

theres truth to it

[rare yew]

Interesting - that would be hard for them. Telling people that have difficulty with impulse control to control a habitual impulse

[glad oriole]

true true

[craggy mica]

Replace slot machine with national treasury

[amber rune]

I aspire to be one of those old people in them reels who fall asleep while gambling and just continue because of muscle memory

[void bison]

thats meant to apply to jackblack though

[grave rock]

What if I legally aquire the casino and start living on it?

Technically, it's my house

[void bison]

what the fuck

[prime jay]

it's along with other treatment like therapy, which might make it easier

[jovial parrot]

That is actually scary wtf

[grave rock]

So I win

[void bison]

I meant blackjack not jackblack

[glad oriole]

jackblack like the famous actor who played bowser in the mario movie

[rare yew]

Oh that makes sense, that’s cool

[jovial parrot]

Imagine waking up one day at a poker table with an empty wallet

[amber rune]

SKIDOOSH 🗣️🔥

[glad oriole]

stand up and walk away

[void bison]

Yeah thats a sign I need to get off

[grave rock]

You don't have to imagine that

[void bison]

Goodnight

[jovial parrot]

DAMN alright friendly fire I see how it is /j

[wintry halo]

good night streaks

[grave rock]

Fire wasn't that friendly anyways

[jovial parrot]

True

[prime jay]

learning about gambling problems has made me avoid working for any game company that makes stuff like gacha or lootbox or live service type fomo games, those are evil imo

unfortunately that reduces the pool of places i can apply

[jovial parrot]

Addiction in general has made me afraid of even touching alcohol

[rare yew]

CS crates 😢

[ionic hinge]

im also going to bed. goodnight sweet dreams everyone. dont go easy into the long dark.

[jovial parrot]

Besides like beer battered fish and stuff like that obviously

[craggy mica]

What do you think Le Sserafim’s opinion on Blue Joker is

[grave rock]

We heart underage gambling don't we all

[amber rune]

Why do spanish people love balatro so much ive seen shit tons of spanish balatro memes even tho its an english game

[glad oriole]

i hate things like this in games they need to be addressed

[grave rock]

As a Spanish fellow, yes

[jovial parrot]

What are CS crates

[grave rock]

Counter Strike Crates

[jovial parrot]

Oh

[grave rock]

Peak example of gaming gambling

[jovial parrot]

I never played counter strike so I wouldn't know anything about that

[glad oriole]

an english game? erm,, you can translate it in settings,,,,

[amber rune]

Crates with cold salmon in them, the cold turkey buys them for you

[jovial parrot]

Cold salmon does sound pretty good

[rare yew]

Balatro Balatrez

[jovial parrot]

Put it on some sushi

[amber rune]

A game made in english by a dude who speaks english

[grave rock]

Está jugando balatro?!?

[glad oriole]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[stoic lagoon]

Call me a trysexual

[jovial parrot]

What would the plural form of Balatro be

[rare yew]

What are you trying to say

[jovial parrot]

Balatros?

[amber rune]

Balatri

[rare yew]

That games can only be played in one language?

[prime jay]

have you ever played a nintendo game

[grave rock]

Balatreese

[rare yew]

What are you on about

[glad oriole]

why are we surprised isnt Dragon Ball like huge in mexico

[grave rock]

Yuuup

[craggy mica]

Balatro 2: The Squeakuel

[rare yew]

I love my Spanish speaking friends and their Balatro memes

[prime jay]

games CANNOT be localized. it's simply impossible. they've tried. it cannot be done.

[amber rune]

Ok yeah fair enough

[grave rock]

"Me vale verga" said chicot

[amber rune]

Soy balatrito

[jovial parrot]

Is the game bigger among the Spanish community, just asking out of genuine curiosity

[grave rock]

Yes

[rare yew]

It is yeah

[grave rock]

Yes it is

[jovial parrot]

That's interesting

[fading talon]

i see them on insta a lot and it's the funniest stuff

[rare yew]

I don’t know why exactly

But it’s fun

[jovial parrot]

Indeed

[craggy mica]

When I’m getting attacked in Mexico so I pull out my phone with the Goku case and start playing balatro

[amber rune]

Balatrero a tus Balatros

[grave rock]

😭

Truth nuke

[fading talon]

it's like a shield

[jovial parrot]

Is poker like a big thing among the Spanish community too

Idk just trying to figure out a connection

[sharp cliff]

oh hey inky

[grave rock]

Wouldn't know lmao

[grave rock]

Hi yes that's me

[amber rune]

When i get attacked in the Usa i whip out the invincible backpack and watch moist critical

[prime jay]

is there very much overlap between people who love poker and people who love balatro? i feel like a lot of balatro players only know poker like, tangentially

[rare yew]

There is not

[woeful rampart]

hello

[jovial parrot]

You know what good point

I don't even play poker lol

[amber rune]

I had no experience of any card game before Balatro

[grave rock]

I have tried poker

[jovial parrot]

Then again I'm not even legal gambling age anyways so

[rare yew]

It’s more closely linked to roguelike fans

[grave rock]

Like local house poker

[fading talon]

this game is breaking ppl lmao

[woeful rampart]

what's poker?

[grave rock]

But nothing much

[prime jay]

my first exposure to poker hands was luigi giving me mushrooms and clouds and stars
my second was balatro

[jovial parrot]

A stick you use to poke people with

[fallen cargo]

Goated creator, honestly this deserved GOTY

[woeful rampart]

is balatro based on it?

[grave rock]

Fuck Luigi btw