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not fair
how.
what jokers did you have?
Yo local thunk how are you doing?
great mods
Lmfao you deleted your message so fast
bro got 5 yoricks, 3 blueprint and 700 brainstorm to beat that and say:"yea fair"
So like I didnāt know you were here and I thought that that mightāve been an inappropriate question to ask you.
PS4 supports mouse input?
it's easy compared to most gold stakes, but it's the least consistent challenge imo. when i did challenge gauntlet it was the one i found myself losing on the most, even more than jokerless, so i put it first
Honestly youāre awesome
lol thank you
that's pretty considerate
What even is jokerless how i my supposed to do that
lots of tarots
Just for that Iāll tell you 1.1 release date
get well soon!
lol
It will be a day that ends in y and a year that starts with 2

tarots and planets appear 4x more often in the shop so you see way more
I hope more shooting games did at least
i know fortnite did
The PS4 had a history of pretty excellent features that were never supported on most games, like gyro aim
I forgot if keyboard works on switch
pre 3000 release confirmed!
best news iāve heard all day
we eating good 
could also be in 20,000
i think it does for seed inputs and profile naming
let's not get our hopes up too much
but im no longer confident about anything regarding the switch version
thunk can you confirm if the first 2 digits of the release year are 2 and 0?
oh thunk, who ported to switch? it's not in the credits
This means itās sometime within now and 933.8 years from now

Oh shoot, I forgot about that
What do you guys feel would be the optimal VR controller? once VR technology becomes cheaper and more accessible to the point of mass adoption
vr makes me sick
by mr president
love2d lets you port directly to switch?
add yourself to the credits then, silly.
breaking news: Mozart stated that he has no plans to compose for balatro 1.1
I actually canāt discuss much about the Switch port
NOOOO
That's unnecessary. LouisF is a better composer than Mozart anyway
For Nintendo reasons
ah right
oh
I feel like the best would be none. I think just being able to interact with the environment with your hands once it gets good enough would be the perfect controller
nintendogs
Balatro theme music DUNKS on all of Mozart's music
its confirmed balatro will not be coming out in 1437
destroyed
Haptic gloves you mean?
i was gonna ask if the double tag with surplus investment tags bug was fixed on switch yet
layers perfectly too, have you listened to the mix where all tracks play simultaneously?
breaking news 2: localthunk develops the game
i have not
Luis Clemente worked magic with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBZ-jlx3oeI
will 1.1 be in the next thousand years? the masses need to know
That actually is true⦠I guess if there was some way for it to know where your environment is and have your hand like stop there with like strings or something so you could like grab stuff and thereās resistance or something then that would be really cool, but I feel like that would be like impossible to actually implement
well we need to know if it comes out within the next thousand years
i would love to see more early balatro development stuff on your blog
oh wow thatās nice
fair point
My classmates talked about that when I first showed them balatro but I don't know what that is
What kind of things
It's another card game, casino staple
"balatro? Like... Blackjack?"
I did have that post that was supposed to cover the major stuff
concept jokers
simpler than poker but often just as intense
do you have any early concept art?
on the blog?
journey posting
thatād be cool to see
playtesting would be interesting to talk about i think
Did anyone help you with the UX design for the game, or did you do it on your own?
thatād be cool to see
In what regard?
i just wanna see the sketchbook
it's probably some of the cleanest I've seen in a card game/deckbuilder
I like old joker abilities more
No you donāt
yes I do
uncommon +300 stuntman am i right
Yes
š
The rest were like really good changes
I'm making a purple and brown line crossing consumable, 

pre nerf vamp how i miss u
But that one still brings a tear to my eye.
whyād 8 ball change from planet theme to tarot?
how you manage playtests, how many rounds, what the playtesting was like for very early versions of balatro (did you ask friends to play? family?, etc), and what sort of things you look for when people playtest
thematically makes more sense
I like balancing in a game like
with ft
because it was blue and gave planets right
Was originally tarot
and then went through a phase
ah gotcha
it was originally basically a better vagabond
itās not a phase, dad! planets are mah lifeā¦
I dreamt about a joker that would get 2XMULT every axe destroyed
axe?
ace
fuck
ah
canio on steroids
Thatās pretty cool
I donāt know if Iāll make another blog post about development, that one was supposed to be the catch all
pre nerf obby licks
sorry I'm not English I mess up sometimes
But hmm
obby is still goated
guys if you could put one custom joker in the game what would you pick
free wins
well when you start you only have 4 aces so
people in this chat will still tell you to just play flushes exclusively
Balanced?
none i like the game how it is
pfft
kill them all and now you have 5x mult
no
9x mult
8
full houses are overlooked
yea 9
I feel like other devs have better playtest strategies than I did, I was winging it the whole time
you dont need more
I quite like my Chalk joker suggestion
counting it starts by 1
But it was kinda interesting because playtesting changed many times
that's fun to learn about, more so than it being good actually
maybe that was a suitable way to deal with this kind of game
might not fit every kind of game but maybe freeflowing loose testing could have helped in this game
I feel like thatās even cooler than just doing it in a good way and itās turning out good because you just winged it and it turned out great
anyway this joker that I dreamt was like so much bright it looked like that deltarune brainrot memes
dreams are very strange
yes
I also donāt want to go too deep into the dev parts of the game lest it seem like Iām giving advice. I wrote my initial blog post about how I donāt like that people in my position give advice as if they know all the answers
that's why hallucination joker has a strange design
itās like heās in some king of⦠snow grave
But might be worth chatting about the playtest stuff here at some point
I remember that that joker could do that for some reason
And also might be cool to document it
how long would you typically spend testing compared to development time?
ballpark estimate
it's better to have an unbiased or forced perspective of thinking when it comes down to playtesting
are there any pieces of balatro lost media that you can remember? (like the Dog joker pixel art you talked about before)
def document how different 1.0 and 1.1 playtesting is, now that you have more experience
not the dog š„
that's a good idea
I like this idea. Is there anything that you scrapped that youāre allowed to talk about?
this
Truly lost - yes a few things. The dog joker is one, I had a mobile vertical orientation version like 3 months in to dev actually as well. Uhhh Iāve lost a few of the earliest versions of the game too. I basically have a snapshot from January 2022 as my earliest build I saved, then another one from like almost a year later
There was a dog joker?
keyword was
We're you able to pet them
I had a version where there was a 2nd economy of ārerollsā separate from money as well, I lost that version
Yea
blame the computer
sounds funky
It was bad
How would that work?
yeah i bet
Seeing animals on a joker card sound new to me though
bull
tldr, he made a dog joker and the computer made an error and was too heartbroken to remake it
Shit
lucky cat
hahaha
lucky cat my man
I had a version where the main menu said ārogue gambitā and you could rearrange the letters, thatās gone too
I like lucky cards
Some things lost to the sands of time
guero mabgit goes hard
Cāest la vie
those are all very cool to know about, ty
yes this is great for the iceberg videos
thanks for sharing mr thunk
Donāt make me regret sharing these
Maybe I should just throw in a few lies
lol
This would actually be like so funny though
i love that game
How would you know
There would be literally no way we would know
whatās bad about iceberg videos?
Relying on testimony
ah got it
source: he said it
a critique i have of one particular balatro iceberg video is that it doesnt really go very deep at all and they ended up scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel. i remember one of the things was entirely speculative and based on something thunk said off-handedly in here š
source : source
I already don't watch iceberg videos cuz of how lengthy they are Ig
People misinterpret what I say so much
like the gary mccready thing
And itās so annoying to see speculation as truth
I watched one of those video ones, and the one at the bottom was literally just the Chicot hand size glitch
It happens a lot with youtube shorts
is it not literally just a business card
a business card
what else could it be referencing though
I have seen multiple people in the internet claim itās a reference to American Psycho
people probably just think "ah it must be an American Psycho reference because they have a business card"
forgetting that business cards are... real things. that lots of people have.
Speaking of it's a little annoying how there will be like 12 videos from different creators just talking about the same news
Maybe itās theoretically possible that some cards just donāt have any hidden meanings behind them
and the theming to the effect is very good imo
nothing itās literally just a buisness cad
not a reference
(some faces will give you money if you have a business card)
an irl business card...
a business carderr
Iām proud of that one
ya i really like it
free parking enjoyers rise up
it's like asking what the reference to ice cream was
Probably cookies or something ngl
that ice cream looks so fricking nice dude btw
it looks so delicious
I actually had someone argue with me about business card
Mmmm
š¤¤
It's a nice cream
They were convinced that I meant it as an American psycho reference
SPLASH IS A REFERENCE TO POKĆMON BECAUDE SPLASH IS A MOVE OMG TRUST
And that I just forgot about it
I mean look at the colors
I didnāt know about that scene until later
Lmao
were they gaslighting you into thinking you made a reference you didnāt make š
I hadnāt seen the movie
So itās not an American psycho reference?!?! (for legal reasons. This is a joke.)
Splash being common and having one of the most detailed art is wild
Have you seen it now
Business card is such an ordinary thing, how could someone assume it's a reference
No
Alright
That was my exact thought
in their defense, it does look similar to the american psycho card. however, both are EXTREMELY generic business cards and this argument could be made for 90% of professional buisness cards
Someone said it was a Jojo reference
????
please help me about that idk
I donāt know what that is
A YouTuber
popular anime
Balatrooze
I remember the fandom wiki one time said seeing double might be a reference to a scene from the Simpsons where one character said "seeing double"
Which I thought was kinda dumb too
The two lines that cross in the middle, one purple line, one brown line based consumable
#šØć»fan-art message
Ah
common phrase btw like what
jon fosse septology in my balatro
Seeing double was a reference to the S Club 7 album of the same name
It used to affect 7 of clubs
letās just hit the big ol reset button on the facts and references and let thunk tell us what is and isnāt
That's cool
(S) club 7
aint no party like an s-club party
Murphy noooo
murphy donāt go to the s-club parties thereās wee jokers there
I try and share these references when asked too, Iām not secret about that part
I am
i love clubs
what does shoot the moon mean
someone needs to pick up the sun we need more diamonds
Reference to the card game Hearts
s club 7 was dope, hannah was also in primeval which was great. but like bad great.
it was originally Queen of Spades
Used to only impact Queen of Spades
yeah
In hearts the Queen of Spades is worth 13 points
Are there any cards that are references to other pieces of media?
which is why the unlock condition is playing every heart in your deck in one round
seeing double
remember playing that on windows vista
splash is reference to water
Splash is a reference to āsplash damageā
Splash is a win on that glass challenge
OH
Splash damage makes much more sense
Are the names of the basic hand jokers a reference to anything or nah
Mad, jolly, devious, etc.
card sharp?
Is that poker?
yeah
Texas hold em I'm pretty sure
Oh I just associated it with someone good at a card game
it's generally card games, but it's used mainly for poker.
Well then that one
you weren't that far off in flavor
Shoutout to when Roffle did a Card Sharp impression in one of his streams
Why does invisible joker work like that
Because that's how thunk coded it
because no one hears a word they say
Because the code says it should
I mean the reason
Because the code says it should
why does it become another guy
Because the code-
Does having 4 stuntman jokers reduce your number of hands?
Mitosis
maybe because it could be any joker
Sup chat btw
you just cant see it
I actually donāt understand the question
They mean why they specifically copy another joker Ig
Do you mean how does the effect relate to the concept?
heās asking if the ability is a reference
what is the in universe explanation for invisible joker becoming another joker
that wasn't hard to understand though š„
wording could've been more transparent
Uhhhh because if you put the invisible joker in front of an existing joker it looks like it could be that joker
well I guess
as I thought
bro just made that up on the spot
True
shhh
Told you Iād lie
I mean youāre not wrong though
Take that YouTubers
Quick! Thunk! More misinformation!
stuntman's theming:effect is because he lost 2 fingers
this is true because i said so
he does he has a partner bro
tf dude
LOL
Someone said stuntman is like that because they do dangerous stuff but get aura
why is chaos like that doe
so it's dangerous because of -2 hand size but aura for chips
You're one of the good ones
localthunk, nerf stuntman to be -4 so that 4fingers are actually stuntman's 
4 hand size is crazy
How about just shoot me in the face /j
i dont consider myself one honestly so its fine is just a hobby
nearly guaranteed loss against psychic
wee sized hands
ERM FOUR FINGERS LOSS REFERENCE
hell if i had to deal with ātake this take thatā all day and its very obviously not the play id be rude to them too
I donāt think so anytime people say heās ārudeā heās usually just addressing his chat and how theyāre most often than not misbehaving in some form or fashion
will you fix the negative invis bug in 1.1
No drama here I love all these folks
is the fact that it always copies the wrong joker a reference
Invisible joker was a hero
where if you sell a negative invis at full joker slots you go 1 over, so 6/6 goes to 6/5 and you can't take negative jokers until you sell a non negative
Thatās how you get 6/5 right
I love this dev
I just couldn't see it
it's so human
or perishable negative interactions
also why do debuffed cards not trigger baron/stm/parking/fist but debuffed uncommons trigger baseball
The other number
Dude speaking of perishable negative
Gotta love negative popcorn
Popcorn eats my negative more than I eat the popcorn lmao
I guess it's because cards are effect-based while baseball is based on the joker itself(?)
Because baseball players could accidentally hit stuff other than the ball (????)
Idk man
I think we should abolish the first class
source of scoring
Lilo
what's up
I promise you I will make a chat here where I get you all to yell bugs at me one day as I fix some little things here and there
I promise
Not now
wait I thought
wait are you telling me that baseball working on debuffed uncommons is a bug
i was just asking about an inconsistency, this is even bigger news
This is like finding out Santa isn't real
lilo what did you do š„
breaking news: next balatro update will not have more than 1000 jokers because it would require time
noooo dont tell me i got baseball nerfed :(
That is so many jokers my god
Oh I didnāt even read the message tbh I thought you were saying a bug at me
Everyone burn Lilo at the stake
okay there is some doubt
the reason i asked is because baseball is worded as "Uncommon Jokers each give X1.5 Mult" and Baron is worded as "Each King held in hand gives X1.5 Mult", so they seem like they would function the same way
like, its worded as the card itself gives the xmult not the joker
well yeah but that's not the kind of explanation im after
saying "because theyre coded different" to things working differently in a game is a nothing burger
please localthunk dont buff straights.... that would be horrible...
what would we possibly do if straights were buffed ššš
they're already pretty good and will be indirectly boosted next update afawk
They arent good enough.
Straights are already pretty strong imo
Not strong enough.
your satire bottle is leaking
How strong is strong enough
what's the maximum mult you can have before the game crashes
I failed math
Oh right duh
1.797e308
it also doesnt crash at naneinf unless you reload the run
This game crashes for MATHS, not graphics or polygons, MATHS.
Just set the variable for scoring to a Boolean instead of a double then you can naneinf with just 2 chips
Iām making homemade valentines pizza for my partner and her family
Later chat!
Happy Valentineās Day
OOO nice! Have fun!
bye thunker
I'm Italian, make her the best pizza
at least LT isnt single like most people who play his game
Pizza sounds awesome
Do yall fw Alfredo sauce pizza? I prefer that over red sauce itās really freakin good
Itās delicious
Alfredo sauce, mozzarella, chicken on top with spinach or black olives, delectable
its like 90% dairy i swear lol. definitely not vegan so ive never had it
remind me what alfredo sauce is again
white
It's a sauce made of Alfredo
olive garden signature sauce
No Iām kidding itās like a cheesy sauce made with garlic and spices in it, very buttery, very good
Verryyyy creamy
yeaah we don't have olive gardens here but that sounds very tasty
that sounds so good
diavola is the best pizza
Chicken or shrimp Alfredo is one of my all time favorite meals
And garlic bread
I would tear up a loaf rn
I'm into spiders
I know a youtuber who tried pizza with buffalo chicken and pesto and he said it was really good
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pineapple on a white sauce pizza with a hot honey drizzle goes hard. def recommend
have you ever had the hot honey magnifico from Marco's
You're gonna anger everyone
because bro
that is amazing
just purely amazing
unfortunately my mother hates pineapple so its a no to that but its great without
WHAT
nope i cant eat pizza, but my wife gets a pear pizza from a local place every now and then. liked it so much she started making it at home and it slaps.
Dude that sounds AWESOME
cant eat pizza? bummer
what's pear pizza
MUAHAHAHA
i feel horrible for lactose people because I couldn't do it
strawberry milkshake is too good
Killing spiders was my work back when I was 6
my big brother is scared of them so he hired me to kill them
Sorry dais
isnt gorgonzola blue cheese...? š
I mean hey we all did when we were kids
I really like spiders though
Especially jumping spiders
Theyāre so adorable
Awww :<
Happy Easter to all
its good š¤·āāļø
not a pear guy but this looks great
is there an issue with blue cheese
Blue cheese is a great cheese yall are missing out
im not big on pears either but its a very unique flavor combo
it's blue, also im vegan but i just dont like blue cheese anyway
my big bro: screams for a little spider
me:searches for muffet intensfly
thats fair
Is there vegan cheese
Yknow what I shouldāve assumed nugget wouldāve came up based on your pfp pic lmao
Alright yall have fun I have to fulfill my contractual work duties
pls give me your spider cocoons later thank yu
Gasp local....Where have I heard that
the day we get a pizza joker will be an amazing day
LOCAL THUNK!
That is an absolutely diabolical thing to say in a public server my guy chill lol
About St. Valentine's day? Well, chances that I celebrate St. Valentine have the same value of the "2ā ļø" card xD
sorry but spiders are spiders...
wee value
no idea, I started playing Balatro since 90 minutes
I meant daisy
I made templates and took them to a print shop
And then painstakingly cut them all by hand
I believe u
Iām still not done cleaning them up itās taken a while š
I donāt want to say publicly but it wasnāt cheap thatās for sure
Theres no gros michels near me š
jimbo, do you have financial advice?
Iāve currently got one things to say
Jam
Mmmmm jam š¤¤
Wrong type of Jam sorry
Frick
Put it all on red.
aye aye š«”
jimbo iām homeless what do i do
another
got gros michel this time thankfully
gsing the edible jokers is such a pain
Maybe you should get a house.
well i just lost it
i literally cannot find it
itās not like grew legs aaaand what the fuck why does my house have legs
a full house
someone get me an earth š
lays stacks are better than Pringles trust me
they got real potato in those
Get back in your box
he's chilling on my bed rn
Okay :(
actually he's not i left him at my partner's
Holy no way, I come back to the server after forever and I'm met with John Balatro himself
Hello
It is me, John Henry Balatro the first
Holy moly heās yellow again
Balatro is so peak
Unfortunately I haven't had the means to play it in a long time š
Can't play my beloved bloodstone build š¢
hi
fun fact in 1000BC balatro was a game carved into stone tablets where the prophecy stated that there would be a man who would fulfill the prophecy and turn it into a videogame when the technology was ready. That man was localthunk

mind blowing info
jimbo was a deity that they prayed to, which would give blueprint to all the good people 
i like to think that his name is this, not that he's the first John Henry Balatro
his name has "in the first" included
it's on his birth certificate
yup
The first of many
Oh no
Heart only runs? Hell no
john henry balatro the first, the first
His next of kin will create balatro 2 
As written
so it is written
Balatro 2 will have micro transactions and collabs
I CAN POST GIFS
And battle pass
Why did you make balatro so addicting, I wanna play other games man
LOCAL AL-GAIB
well I hope so
if you wanna play other games then its not addicting enough is it
gotta get the lab rats back to work
Its like real gambling, I could stop whenever I want but I dont want to
That's what a real gambler would say, checks out
it gets easier after a thousand hours
I bet the update hasn't come out yet cause localthunk cant stop playing his own game
"Its for playtesting purposes guys"
Having all the fun new stuff all by himself
he's been traveling
Lets the mod community take over
Omg its john balatro
anyone here like balatro ?
Nah the games pretty boring
I dunno why anyone would play balalalaltro
a
b
egg
egg
A little pee came out
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egg
egg
does anyone know how they made the background effect in balatro (the swirly thing), like conceptually what was done to accomplish it
why is freakbob asking ts
"stay away from me I dont wanna get circumcised"
That's a Localthunk question
i mean im not looking for exactly how he did it, just a general overview of how you would go about it
I have no idea
why is your name foenem
its just love2d shaders no?
Localthunk talks here sometimes if u catch him here ask him
cuz i honestly donāt know
NO GET OUT
That is a non-objectively wrong opinion
Itās simply incorrect
Maybe for other flavors but for sour cream and onion (the best flavor closely followed by hot honey) it is simply incorrect
On iOS how to fix runs not saving besides going on airplane mode and not force closing the app? None of my recent runs have saved?
And keeping mobile data off
Wait, Iām confused on what you mean⦠are you saying that it isnāt saving and you had something like Wi-Fi or mobile data on or are you saying it didnāt save because you didnāt have Wi-Fi or mobile data on?
I had WiFi on
Not mobile data, I was on airplane mode
I did stop the run at one point but i did so by exiting to the main menu then closing the app
I havenāt run in to this problem, so Iām gonna let someone that knows more than me answer this. I apologize for not knowing enough.
Itās ok, Ik itās a well documented bug but all the solutions Iāve found havenāt worked for me
This is tyranny
Eternal cards aren't safe from spectral removals

Congratulations
congrats!!!
hooray! congratulations!!!
There's a steel joker but why no gold joker?
thank u
golden ticket
Played money
Not money gained from just having gold cards like with a steel card with xmult
would be a bit redundant i guess
Eh true enough
would have to be something else kinda like glass joker
Or racism
anything
unfortunate
Not Thunk but it clogged up chat
Check out "Balatro (Original Game Soundtrack)" by LouisF on Amazon Music. https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0DVD45F4S?ref=dm_sh_G0XOhjyB75g9gV0UL396Kxt3N
W music
Same with the RoR2 music artists
Congratulations!
i have all white stakes done! now finally to red stake lmao
(unlocked all cause mobile and google play achievements suck tbh)
2 more
2 moe wha
21 gold stake stickers left
dude i never even see turtle bean late into a run what the fuck
edible jokers are such a pain cuz first you have to see em n then you have to actually try to scrounge up some kinda use out of em before they go away
n depending on your run you might be locked into a build way sooner than youd like or fill up all your slots
I love Throwback
throwback is solid
it doesnt scale very quickly though so it kinda suffers compared to a lotta other x scaling mults
yeah
I got a really good run today
and I remember finding a cat but Ive been looking at this seed for like 20 minutes trying to find it
dang
oh found it
SAME
š§
thank u
was my last gold sticker lol
Finally got a gold sticker on Hit the Road. Now the only one left is To the Moon
Wow, I don't think I ever knew that Mime works on Raised Fist
guys i have a question, i just did naneinf, but i heard there was a save file bug and deleted it, how do i avoid it?
could we get a gold stake emoji?
can you rephrase?
i have no idea what you're asking
yeah that was poorly phrased now that i read it, i was just afraid of a bug that apparently deleted your save file after you score a naneinf
all good
it doesn't delete your save, it just resets the highest score part of the stats screen
yup i noticed it, at least i got to take the screenshot before it went to 0, it was a good journey tho
theres a golden seal
golden joker
and a white stake
but no gold stake š¤
gold stake emoji could be nice for talking about completionist etc
like, not just stake clears with it?
yes
no, worst deck in everybody's opinions
I think nebula is pretty good
Yeah? Well...
Magic deck

The magic is spicy
You're more of a black deck enjoyer
I want a Mr. Bones with sunglasses
YOOOO

I am eepy and the hum of the machines is not helping
Not to fear, mà amìgo
I have a pipe wrench
The machine doesn't seem to agree
The machine is ungrateful
This is why I use percussive maintenance
Bingus
yall is there anyway to download the sprites from balatro? i wanna print one out in high quality
oh! well, you can open the game's executable in a ZIP viewer like 7-ZIP, WinRAR, etc, then go to resources, then textures in there, there'd be two additional folders, 1x and 2x; 2x is 1x but twice the size, #š¹ć»game-discussion message (message link to game-discussion containing the image cause images are disabled in this channel)
In the voice of Duke Nukem:
That's a lotta words
Too bad..
I'm not readin' em! š
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Hello I wanted to ask if the phone version of Balatro is known to have issues? I have a samsung galaxy a56 and I have seen many people who have samsung galaxy a55 complain that the game has been incompatible for them for months or it has visual glitches.
He's a humble man
A jimble man
Everytime I go to look at the puppy, I get flashbanged
Heart broken :(
guys rate my super cool pfp
Sus
I don't operate like that, tbh. I don't judge someone until I start interacting with them for a prolonged period of time.
Among us/10
Ayo, he got the expanded emotions
You got any humber?
:)
Yeh
2nd row
I'm usually Dorcelessness
What if you name was changed from August to July?
I see, I see
I try my best to just be neutral, but sometimes that just gets boring

Exactly
Oh no image perms
Finally no balatro screenshot every 10 seconds
I always thought that should go in #š¹ć»game-discussion
Wait, is that a Bejeweled pfp
Yes
oh nice
Bejeweled 1 or 2
Bejeweled twist
Oooo
god I hate unlocking Twilight mode again (i had to delete my Bejeweled 2 profile and start over due to shenanigans with one of the puzzles being solved not registering as a completed world)
Oh there's also bejeweled 3
Finity mode:
yeah that one I still haven't unlocked WHO SETS IT THAT HIGH??? JESUS
at least with bejeweled 3 the unlock conditions are more reasonable
though hyper's unlock condition is reasonable
Twilight can take a while yeah
It was easy for me but it still took a lot of time reaching the level
Ily hypercube strat
also finite's uh, way of progression seems... hmmm
i don't know (haven't played it but heard of how it works)
feels like it didn't need to be only special gems? cause there's no other mode other than puzzle that has both bombs and rocks
Yeah it's weird
They should've made it a sandbox considering how much time it takes
Imagine a sandbox filled with jewels
Funny rock noises

Does anyone here like balatro?
Itās aight
Holy shit friend
Whatsup guys
Whatās up Alex
Gas prices
Not in az š¤š¤
But the cost of an oil change is terrible
So
You win some
You lose some


Some you gotta restart the run before you can lose
Nah ripped of balala, tired of this local thunk copycat guy
Balala is just a cheap copy of Bazinga, the copyright doesn't lie
Never heard of it
I normally go with face cards as thereās quite a lot of jokers u can benefit from whilst using mainly face cards
cheap copy of joker poker balala
Guys my ps5 just crashed because I checked my hands in balatro lmaoo
what's a balatro?
wait does blank voucher actually do nothing
No
Blank voucher let's you get antimatter
k
cause i accidentally just bought it lol
(+1 joker slot)
Is it your first time buying it?
yh
k
antimatter saves lives i think
I, am 
Jimbo can you give me a negative tag on ante 17 with double tag deck š„ŗ
... Hey dad-
, can you do this for this man?
@

localthunk/
/ 
what kind of narcissist makes 3 emojis of themselves
Dad- localthunk maybe I think.
Are you single jimbo
Yes. The only not non-binary jokers are baron and shoot the moon, and even then they are royalty and I'm just the court jester.
Jimbo how are babies born
Idk. I've never seen one in the castle.
jen joker is canonically a woman actually
?
The only ones I know are baron and shoot the moon because it's a king and a queen.
wtf jimbo!!??
jen joker is drivers license
win with a deck is get to ante 8 right?
She has a new one... BUT ITS A CYBERTRUCK!!! HOW COULD HE BETRAY US!
jimbo can you get me a blunt
didn't you see the news today?
I heard they said it looked like the plant
Ask Vagabond, he's through the shortcut, take a right when you see mime, and when you see a flowerpot take ten steps and you will see them-...
Your welcome
just instantly starts misgendering
nice name
What about Tod and Steven? 
Male if you go by names, but it can be different.
They are both cool but I neglect them as they always show up at the end when I got all my jokers set up 
I thought the Legendaries were male
Actually yeah except perkeo I think
He was an Italian buttonmaker

I always see perkeo as a she
@haughty scaffold
Wow for some reason perkeos card looks like a woman to me
I think it might be the hair
Jimbo has a point
Blame Localthunk
Jimbo what you trying to say
@

what about perkeo x trib yaoi
...I....I...what
um... what? okay, well, erm, yeah, THAT just happened
okay shadowspussy
kill 7 billion people
immolate just got real
$20 is $20
DAD- LOCALTHUNK?!??
me going for the 1 in 15
if burning 5 cards gets you $20, then burning 1 card gets you $4
and burning 7 billion gets you $28 billion dollars
that's pretty good!
True
THAT WAS NOT THE WIND
slide me 5 more for interest š„ŗ
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I'm jonkling it š”
make a joker for when you turn an Ace into a 2
Makes 2 the same base chip value as an Ace
this is kinda useless
That would help wee joker AND not ruin your chips!

either you use it for small hands in which case its only like +18 or maybe +36 with chad only on 2 hands
It's just one of those jokers you see but never buy
or for big hands where you have enough chips to not need a chip joker
so like showman and baron
And only use when you get it for free
yeah
i mean i dont think the game needs more of those
turtle bean!!!!
at the very least although the given examples suck theyre interesting
No baron is a must take
i take turtle bean usually when i see it
Yeah same
Look at him hes so cute
Turtle bean is good starting out
exactly, no baron will ever be a must take
There's enough already like ALL the consumable jokers (except the bananers of course)
i hate turtle bean i finally used it this one time and will never touch it again
very good for finding gold cards
gold stake'd it and now it shall forever go unused once more
Yeah it really sucks getting down to >7 hand size

honestly even 7 hand size can get cramped
its very particular though like if the timing isnt great
Me when I get to 4 hand size in my flush 5 run
if youve got like 3 gold cards and a blue seal
timing?
(it actually happened)
i mean i guess its only a midgame joker
blue seal is the worst seal
What
yea, if im already spec'd into a build
unless you have an entire deck of it
no??
chip scaling
i feel like realistically turtle bean hardly has much time it can really be used
i mean yeah if every one of your jokers is important then yeah turtle beans pretty weak
You don't get it blue seal is an econ joker because you can sell the planet
it's just not good enough as a seal if you don't have a lot of cards with it and a decent hand size
i guess turtle bean can be kind of a pareidolia joker
where it does very little independently but has synergies where it can show its worth
its the best pareidolia joker i think
yea its in that similar spot
bean gets u a lot of value from stuff
its also kind of not a pareidolia joker if you're not playing pairs
like parking rebate etc
There's a lot of jokers like that
also bean bug š
I want to ask what you are actually talking about here.
yeah like pareidolia and splash
Idk I just joined I'm just vibing and spitting out trash takes
turtle bean viability
Ok
turtle bean actually makes arcana packs a lot stronger too
Wait kurzgesagt pfp?
so actually i dont think its a pareidolia joker
in general i dont like edible jokers tbf
Wheres is jimbo
besides banana i consider turtle bean the best past the first 2 antes
i mean they all kinda arent that good
I like the blueprint joker
seltzer's good for scoring in theory
Blueprint joker has no haters
like if you got enhancements on ur cards
Seltzer has carried me to the final boss but it's gotta show up at the right time
Yeah
definitely
seltzer is an econ joker
you use it to retrigger lucky cards and gold seals
and sometimes golden ticket or business card
but broadly speaking, outside of banana i couldnt see any of the edibles above like. c tier
@brazen briar What do you say to that?
i consider ice cream to be pretty strong
it lasts long enough and chips are powerful and rare
Ice cream can carry hard for the first 2 to 3 antes
I like icecream joker
I say 
it scales backwards though and ice cream kinda falls off past a certain point
Burglar + blueprint + green joker
Make Blueprint copy burglar and then switch to green
like yea, 100 chips is great

