🎙・server-chat

[proven moth]

is balatro ever getting an update?

[long atlas]

ew

[blissful geode]

Can i be spade

[fierce rain]

stop asking

[long atlas]

no

[fierce rain]

or die

[green scroll]

no

[elder hemlock]

No

[quaint apex]

no

[ionic hinge]

No

[proven moth]

damn okay

[blissful geode]

Mine was pretty badass

[fierce jolt]

not really

[wintry halo]

what update

[versed cove]

I’d powerscale the suit roles like:
Clubs > Spades >> Diamonds > Hearts

[fierce rain]

Thunk is retired.

sorry

[strong prairie]

every time you ask Thunk delays it by another day

[long atlas]

balatro is done and over forever

[quaint apex]

Just lying to the poor guy lmao

[green scroll]

In fact because you asked balatro will now cease to exist in all capacity

[elder hemlock]

Balatro never existed you’re dreaming

[fierce rain]

wake up

[ionic hinge]

You underestimate the power of + $1

[proven moth]

wow dang

[wintry halo]

oh no not the caste system

[proven moth]

i underestimated my power

[green scroll]

you killed it good job

[blissful geode]

Wh… what..?

[hot vortex]

false

[quaint apex]

Gaming has ceased to exist

[elder hemlock]

Wake up

[narrow bloom]

true

[fierce rain]

look what you did

[quaint apex]

So have cards and jokers

[elder hemlock]

How do you know

[fierce rain]

ruining another perfectly good thing

[proven moth]

mb gng

[quaint apex]

And hearts, we're all gonna die

Thanks

[long atlas]

what’s that? what’s cards?

[fierce rain]

yeah it is

it is your bad

[long atlas]

NO MY TRUSTY GARDENING EQUIPMENT

[hot vortex]

Cause balatro is real

[rare yew]

try it!

I think it's done

[hot vortex]

ok

[quaint apex]

So sad, spades are gonna be gone

[elder hemlock]

YAY

I PINK

[quaint apex]

It works

[fierce rain]

i don’t see it mr thunk

[wintry halo]

uhm

[long atlas]

erm mr thunk…

[rare yew]

Can you undo it?

[green scroll]

not on mobile

[wintry halo]

woah

[quaint apex]

Yep

[fierce jolt]

I don't have acess to it

[long atlas]

mobile is silly

[fierce rain]

it’s not on mobile mr thunk

[elder hemlock]

I’m in mobile rn

[fierce rain]

not yet

[rare yew]

prove it

[quaint apex]

Just changed it

And now

[rare yew]

Like can you clear it

[quaint apex]

Boom

[fierce rain]

can’t post pictures mr thunk

[quaint apex]

Nothing

[long atlas]

mobile reset your app

[rare yew]

yessss

[elder hemlock]

Here

[rare yew]

nice

[elder hemlock]

Yes you can undo

[rare yew]

thank you

[quaint apex]

Also awesome color choice

[green scroll]

hearts

[elder hemlock]

Yw 👍👍

[green scroll]

matches my pfp

[quaint apex]

That's actually amazing

[rare yew]

sorry you can't see it in mobile?

[fierce jolt]

not having it 🥀

[green scroll]

no it works now

[quaint apex]

I can

[fierce rain]

yes

[blissful geode]

Local can I be spades

[elder hemlock]

I can

[long atlas]

hearts and spades as fr as the eye can see

[fierce rain]

we can

[fierce jolt]

my clubs ;-;

[hot vortex]

Closing and reopening the app seemed to fix it

[wintry halo]

you have to refresh the app or wait a minute

[fierce rain]

it’s there now mr thunk

[rare yew]

beauty

[green scroll]

checkered deck irl

[fierce rain]

just restart you apps fellas

[elder hemlock]

I love hearts and I love pink and I love LUSTY JOKER

[long atlas]

PSA TO ALL MOBILE: X OUT AND COME BACK IN TO SEE IT

[fierce rain]

ew there’s so many hearts

[rare yew]

where my clubs at

[hot vortex]

clubs the best suit

[compact stump]

yooooooooo

[elder hemlock]

crubs

[rare yew]

YOOOO

[quaint apex]

Dude I had a dream of a Balatro movie and it might be most creative idea yet

[blissful geode]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON HOUSES

[ionic hinge]

I'll probably be like the only diamond to be honest

[versed cove]

This makes me the Blue Seal in the standard pack that happened to be on a Club (very superior)

[compact stump]

im the only ONE

[hot vortex]

Chill guy vibes from clubs fr

[fierce rain]

nvm thunk can you make the role specific chats

[compact stump]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow bloom]

awa

[fierce jolt]

same for pc if it didn't load

[fierce rain]

there’s so many hearts i think we deserve a chat

[wintry halo]

oh fork is a spade

[narrow bloom]

@fierce jolt be the club to my spade

[long atlas]

bloodstone chat

[fierce jolt]

of course honey~

[sweet herald]

I is spade :3

[elder hemlock]

Let’s all talk about how much we yes WE love lusty joker

[wintry halo]

I gotta switch sides

[hot vortex]

Is there a count somewhere to see the diversity of each role?

[narrow bloom]

[rare yew]

uhhhhh

[fierce rain]

mods can see it

you can’t

[long atlas]

why aren’t you hearts… i thought you loved bloodstone…

[ionic hinge]

You can't you were the original spade

[strong prairie]

I'm lusting so hard for bloodstone rn

[elder hemlock]

twinnnnn

[compact stump]

do a poll

[narrow bloom]

why

[compact stump]

truuust

[long atlas]

no my leader

[versed cove]

Anyone want to 👉 👈
Seeing double with me

[tawny pasture]

Yo new colors

[fierce rain]

ALL HEARTS LISTEN UP

[quaint apex]

Squid game but instead it one guy forced to play Balatro for eternity

[fierce rain]

I AM YOUR KING

YOU ARE MY JOKERS

[blissful geode]

Local please I need this, my role is kinda spade-less

[elder hemlock]

Yes Nixon

[compact stump]

yesssssir

[wintry halo]

nobody a week from now will recall this event

[fierce rain]

MAKE ME LAUGH

[strong prairie]

I didn't elect this guy

[wintry halo]

allegedly

[green scroll]

woah

[fierce rain]

i had it first

[tawny pasture]

Pastel looks nice

[fierce rain]

i’m oldest

[fierce jolt]

I will

[elder hemlock]

What color would you pick Murph 👀

[hot vortex]

Means he is the boss of spades

[fierce rain]

mom said it’s my turn to be king

[rare yew]

no diamond love

[strong prairie]

Rip diamonds

[tawny pasture]

Dang no rough gem enjoyers?

[green scroll]

hey I just stopped watching a video of yours

[long atlas]

WRITE IT IN THE CONSTITUTION

[sweet herald]

A single diamond

[blissful geode]

The one diamond

[ionic hinge]

I'm a leader of an empty country

[quaint apex]

Hey look ma I'm in the spades!

[strong prairie]

rough gem kinda sucks

[compact stump]

WHAT

[blissful geode]

Bro is the one who left it all behind

[long atlas]

i gotchu bro

[sweet herald]

Don’t worry buddy your people will come

[elder hemlock]

Rough gem my beloathed

[fierce jolt]

HUH ?

[quaint apex]

Rome wasn't built in a day

[fierce rain]

thunk i’m going back on the idea of no suit specific chats

i think we should get them

[green scroll]

false

[long atlas]

2 diamonds now!

[fierce rain]

and then leave Otter alone in his

boo

[hot vortex]

Ill join diamonds

[rare yew]

I'm not going to subject the mods to that

[fierce rain]

Ugh

ok

[rare yew]

I feel like it's a recipe for disaster

[sweet herald]

[ionic hinge]

Yes but that would be funny

[versed cove]

Run the headline, Localthunk comes out against segregation

[fierce rain]

i literally have never seen a mod chat here i won’t lie

[tawny pasture]

Just make Vonnegut in charge of all of them lol

[fierce rain]

do you guys exist

[hot vortex]

Wonder why

[green scroll]

probably not

[quaint apex]

Ngl people with the spades thing now look like new users

[wintry halo]

so what am I supposed to be, the goad

[long atlas]

only when pinged

[quaint apex]

How they have the green heart thingy

[fierce rain]

mods show yourself

[elder hemlock]

I saw Vonnegut instantly swipe a guy for stealing my art in the fanart chat once that’s about it

[blissful geode]

I mean

[green scroll]

the mods are left as an exercise to the reader

[fierce jolt]

the goas

greatest of all spades

[tidal bobcat]

no

[quaint apex]

Did anyone say anything?

[fierce rain]

honestly the mods just seem like an intimation factor, i’ve never seen a green name in chat

[strong prairie]

This guy's double dipping his suit allegiance! Get him!

[blissful geode]

How can I be a house chat

[tidal bobcat]

Must have been the wind

[wintry halo]

become an md

[quaint apex]

The mods aren't allowed to speak

[green scroll]

what i am??

[fierce rain]

make sure it’s not lupus.

[hot vortex]

wait actually

[versed cove]

Usually you have to buy or rent one

[ionic hinge]

4 walls and a roof and usually a door

[quaint apex]

Yeah

[fierce jolt]

house

[green scroll]

easy it's never lupus

[long atlas]

thunk it’s barbaric out here. the tribes are separated by suit.

[quaint apex]

(I'M LYING)

[strong prairie]

I'm joking, Hearts and Clubs because of the "I'm new here" icon haha

[blissful geode]

Found how, thanks chat

[green scroll]

oh

mobile moment

doesn't show up

[fierce rain]

good job, my disciple.

[strong prairie]

oh rip

[rare yew]

why there so many hearts

[blissful geode]

I’m a house now bro

[tawny pasture]

Valentine's day

[wintry halo]

we heart you

[rare yew]

ohhhh

[quaint apex]

Everyone loves you

[rare yew]

true

[fierce rain]

because hearts is lowk op

[long atlas]

people just loooove bloodstone don’t they

[ionic hinge]

People like that 1.5 times mult

[fierce rain]

you made hearts the best suit in the game

[green scroll]

nice color

[elder hemlock]

I have hearts because I LOVE lusty joker

[green scroll]

unfortunately

[ionic hinge]

Everyone underestimates the power of $1

[quaint apex]

Also have you maybe thought that the Ancient joker is hearts right now?

[fierce jolt]

bloodstone ain't even that good

[rare yew]

before we move on from this

[blissful geode]

It’s never lupus, it’s always an unknown disease from the years 25 ac

[versed cove]

Nooo please don’t flip my first drawn hand of the round 😔

[rare yew]

is there some other category that would be better than suits

[elder hemlock]

Fake hearts lovers (bloodstone) when a real hearts lover comes at them (lusty joker)

[wintry halo]

uhh

[long atlas]

planets

[rare yew]

for this vanity thing

[quaint apex]

Fave hand type

[wintry halo]

decks are all I can think of

[fierce rain]

i think decks would offer more variety

[long atlas]

based

[rare yew]

seals

[green scroll]

role for every single joker in the game

[fierce jolt]

consumables ?

[blissful geode]

Screw you bro now I’ll do that ❤️

[fierce rain]

seals would work too

[quaint apex]

I would LOVE to be a negative

[long atlas]

wait seals or editions would be cool

[quaint apex]

Please

[rare yew]

seals

[fierce rain]

WAIT

[strong prairie]

editions would be the only thing I can think of

edit: oh I guess seals and legendary jokers work too

[rare yew]

uhhh

[fierce rain]

STAKES

[quaint apex]

Add negatives and such

[fierce jolt]

damn no one loves my consumables color idea...

[elder hemlock]

Legendary jokers?

[fierce rain]

GIVE US STAKE COLORS

[hot vortex]

I think suits is fine tbh

[quaint apex]

Hologrpahic foils and such PLEASE

[green scroll]

normal jokers

[elder hemlock]

I want to be Perkeo so bad

[hot vortex]

i cant think of something better

[ionic hinge]

I like the suits it's classic

[blissful geode]

CAN I BE BRAINSTORM

[long atlas]

i think suits work just fine

[elder hemlock]

Suits is good yeah

[rare yew]

I think suits is my fav idea so far

[fierce rain]

The suits are good but stakes would offer so much colour variety

[strong prairie]

there's not enough slots for stakes

[long atlas]

colors of jimbo

[rare yew]

but it's also a clear hierarchy

[fierce rain]

eh it’s just colours

[elder hemlock]

I think it would be too much and my head would start to hurt looking at all the different colors coming in

[hot vortex]

suits arent colors they are suits

Wdym

[rare yew]

finisher blinds?

[fierce rain]

no ew

[elder hemlock]

Oh interesting

[fierce jolt]

yeahhh

[quaint apex]

No seriously editions would be so good because of gradient roles

[green scroll]

hey thunk can you add my friend benicio to balatro all the jokers and then benicio please

[fierce rain]

only appearing on computer

not mobile

[quaint apex]

No way

[compact stump]

im not ready to see 7 colors in chat

[long atlas]

hmm i like this

[blissful geode]

Local can I be in the next balatro upd? 🥹

[compact stump]

nahhh

[wintry halo]

violet vessel role

[long atlas]

acorn would be severely lacking

[compact stump]

i like suits better

[quaint apex]

Since when were gradient roles not on mobile?

[rare yew]

what is wrong with yellow

hmM?

[fierce rain]

they were never added

[ionic hinge]

I'm not so sure about that

[rare yew]

HMM??

[quaint apex]

Still anyways I beileibe in edition supremacy

[long atlas]

people just hate amber acorn what can i say it’s too easy

[quaint apex]

Wait

[tidal bobcat]

that exists?

[quaint apex]

I see them

[wintry halo]

I think we can stick with this for now, too many vanity roles would be color overload

[fierce rain]

i don’t

[quaint apex]

Update your discord dude

[green scroll]

id probably pick acorn
the color is nice

[quaint apex]

Yeah check the joker role

[neat gull]

Good evening balacord

[rare yew]

I also see them on mobile

[long atlas]

uhh i mean yellow is too HAPPY I HATE HAPPINESS

[fierce rain]

im pretty sure its updated

[tidal bobcat]

I'm getting old

[long atlas]

good evening astra

[fierce rain]

oh nvm i’m just blind fml

[quaint apex]

Please I NEED EDITIONS

[fierce rain]

they’re in

[versed cove]

Amber Acorn is very funny and I hope that it doesn’t get reworked at all just because it’s funny how little it does

[quaint apex]

I am normally not a beggar, yet even the rich man needs to beg

[fierce rain]

remind me what Amber Acorn does again

[ionic hinge]

Is that the shuffle boss blind

[wintry halo]

what about like suit boss blinds for idk special ppl

[strong prairie]

Hi Astra. Glad to hear you're part of the mod jam

[neat gull]

I'm the Ace of Spades

[long atlas]

flip and shuffle

[fierce rain]

yeah is that the one that shuffles your jokers

[rare yew]

does it feel cool

[versed cove]

Yep

[long atlas]

yes leader

[fierce rain]

damn that almost never does anything

[neat gull]

I'm running it with Murph actually. It's gonna be a wild ride

[neat gull]

Yeah

[ionic hinge]

I thought so here have $1

[strong prairie]

Ye, I saw the announcement on Murphs stream 🙃

[long atlas]

YES MY SALARY FOR THE YEAR

[fierce rain]

i can’t believe i’m the leader of what (i assume) is the biggest clan of all the suits

[long atlas]

let’s impeach bro just like real life

[neat gull]

Ah gotcha gotcha. Thought you were saying I was a participant 😭

[green scroll]

one could say you're the president

[quaint apex]

Bro skip a blind for 25$ on the boss blind

[fierce rain]

shut up diamond scum.

[versed cove]

There’s a lot of tech to it (including one that people don’t really even use that makes mobile technically strictly harder than PC)

[blissful geode]

I alone had no ROLE, no COLOR… I was in whiteness… looking at Colors..

[long atlas]

woahhh i be holding a smeared joker

[fierce rain]

oh damn hey bro

you’re looking mighty nice

[ionic hinge]

Traitor.

[fierce rain]

🤝

[long atlas]

i’m still diamonds dawg

[tidal bobcat]

You and I the same

[hot vortex]

guys i have a question if you were offered $200 to never play balatro again would you accept

[strong prairie]

Hahaha nah I assumed Murph was running it with someone lol

[ionic hinge]

Oh my bad

[quaint apex]

No

[fierce rain]

i’d say yes, i’ve had my fill

[blissful geode]

Fuh nah

[long atlas]

just sometimes i’m hearts too 🥹 ✌️

[quaint apex]

wtf am I gonna do with 200!

[rare yew]

Ok so

[wintry halo]

I can make 200 in a regular 9-5

[green scroll]

yes I hate balatro /j

[rare yew]

I could COULD do something cool

[wintry halo]

so

[compact stump]

so

[fierce rain]

ok mr thunk

[rare yew]

I could make all decks

[fierce rain]

what do you think

ehhh

[rare yew]

with new emotes

[fierce rain]

idk man

[long atlas]

nah too much

[green scroll]

all jokers

[versed cove]

I could lowkey make more than that by playing Balatro if I wanted

[rare yew]

I should do the emotes anyway actually

[fierce rain]

too many of them are similar imo

[long atlas]

NEW EMOTES I LIKE

[fierce rain]

yeah

[wintry halo]

that's gonna be interesting to color code

[quaint apex]

emotes as in emojis?

[neat gull]

yeah it's mainly Eremel, Wilson and I collaborating with him on it. It's gonna be super awesome (I hope)

[long atlas]

we need a new emoji pool

[rare yew]

Let me do the emotes first

[blissful geode]

Dont

[hot vortex]

i think we shouldnt bite off more than we can chew

[long atlas]

really only use

[neat gull]

Also yooooo new emotes would be swag

[wintry halo]

what would take priority is the thing

[quaint apex]

Final time I ask, please editions :(

[fierce rain]

i think you gyatta stop working mr thunk

just be cool

chillax my dude

[quaint apex]

I just wanna be a negative joker

[rare yew]

I'm doing this while watching Star wars a new hope with my partner

[green scroll]

I could make as much money if I made a singleplayer roguelike deck-building game based on the rules of poker. The player chooses a deck, each with unique effects and cards, before each playthrough or "run". A run is divided into antes, each with three blinds of increasing difficulty. During a "round" against a blind, the player must use their limited number of hands and discards to play poker hands, and attempt to score the required number of chips (points). To defeat blinds more easily, the player may purchase various cards which change the rules of the game or provide an advantage. These items are bought in a shop in between rounds with an internal in-game currency.

[rare yew]

chillin

[quaint apex]

FOCUS on the movie

[rare yew]

nah I know it like the back of my hand

[long atlas]

ball

[ionic hinge]

I should be sleeping but then I wouldn't be making one dollar

[fierce rain]

it’s 9pm for you bro. go watch a movie with your partner or something 💜

[wintry halo]

your partner is more important than like

me

[fierce rain]

it’s valentines weekend

[rare yew]

I AM

[quaint apex]

Recite the entire script back to back

[fierce rain]

go be loving

[versed cove]

Not me though

[wintry halo]

oh

[quaint apex]

I see you on Discord NOT watching a movie with your partner

[wintry halo]

we all have our preferences

[ionic hinge]

They fly now?

[empty thistle]

[long atlas]

name every hex code of every pixel of every frame then

[rare yew]

you do know that me working next to her on my computer is like how you guys got a game right

this is who I am

[fierce rain]

if you’re watching a movie with your partner rn i’m honestly a little disappointed

[neat gull]

Not balacord trying to parent thunk

[fierce rain]

i guess idk

[rare yew]

you don't know

[versed cove]

Yeah it’s a bit silly

[quaint apex]

I think it should be the other way arounf

[ionic hinge]

They don't know

[fierce rain]

can i be invited to the wedding mr thunk

[long atlas]

we’re trying to keep bro in a happy loving relationship

[rare yew]

I am

[strong prairie]

Balacord about to send him to his room for the rest of the evening

[rare yew]

why you being weird about it

I ain't ask for advice

[ionic hinge]

I've always wondered what a relationship is like

[versed cove]

Like why are we telling someone we know nothing about how they should live their lives

[ionic hinge]

But I must be a solo leader

[neat gull]

Sentenced to the Coding Dungeon (bedroom)

[fierce rain]

actually i’m lowk neglecting my partner rn to chat here but it’s fineeee

[green scroll]

we know everything about thunk wdym

[wintry halo]

I think thunkard knows his bae more than us

[long atlas]

here’s what not to do 👆

[quaint apex]

I just want you to watch the movie

[fierce rain]

i’d hope so

[green scroll]

he's local

[compact stump]

im reading this eating chip

[versed cove]

Oh yeah? Give me his credit card number, expiration date and the 3 numbers on the back

[tidal bloom]

Big?

[compact stump]

no just chip

[tidal bloom]

Hmm

[hot vortex]

hot chip

[fierce rain]

i’d bet good money that there’s a 4 somewhere in thunk’s debit card number

[ionic hinge]

I bet $1

[green scroll]

3 iterations of randint(0,9)

[long atlas]

my salary no 🙏

[compact stump]

theres at least 2 dollars in there

[fierce rain]

thunk what are you doing with your partner for valentines

i lowk need ideas

[quaint apex]

Spending time with them

[compact stump]

lol same

[long atlas]

go on a roller skating date trust me

[ionic hinge]

Give them $1

[wintry halo]

horseback riding

[fierce rain]

IM DRIVING 3 HOURS TO GO SEE HER TOMORROW OBVIOUSLY IM GONNA SPEND TIME WITH HER RAHHH

[tidal bobcat]

Imagine spending time with a partner on valentines

[fierce rain]

guys i live in canada

it’s snowy

very snowy

[hot vortex]

Ive seen alot of people quit celebrating Valentine's day bc its a corporate holiday or smth

kinda surprising

[neat gull]

Is that how you escaped the consequences of watergate?

[quaint apex]

Back when I had a "girlfriend" she said we should go bowling but broke up with me literally 2 minutes later

[fierce rain]

wouldn’t you like to know, spade.

[quaint apex]

2 days into the relationship btw

[green scroll]

Oh

[fierce rain]

oh yikes

[tidal bobcat]

Bruh

[fierce rain]

you uh

can do better?

[quaint apex]

I didn't even feel sad bcuz it was so short lived like damn 😭

[tidal bobcat]

If she was willing to leave you in 2 days I think you dodged a bullet

[compact stump]

true

[quaint apex]

Real

[hot vortex]

Let's not do color role wars bro any server i see it in is just cringe ✌️

[fierce rain]

i’m taking my girlfriend to east side mario’s for valentines supper

[compact stump]

this

[fierce rain]

it’s not romantic but we love pasta

and don’t eat out enough

as we’re broke college students

BUT I HAVE A GIFT CARD

[hot vortex]

wait let me guess

To sonic

[quaint apex]

LOWKEY I know someone I could ask out but it's probably best I don't

[fierce rain]

east side mario’s

[tidal bobcat]

MORE SELL VALUE

[quaint apex]

We're fairly close

[fierce rain]

up to you man

do what feels right

[green scroll]

not west side luigi's?

[tidal bobcat]

I say it's wise not to do so

[fierce rain]

do they have East Side Mario’s in America

[quaint apex]

Yeahhh that's what I'm thinking

[fierce rain]

or is that a canada thing

[green scroll]

apparently not

[quaint apex]

I mean I convinced her to join a steam family with me

[hot vortex]

nope

Never heard of it

[tidal bloom]

We have super mario

[quaint apex]

I don't know HOW

[fierce rain]

damn dude

it’s a great italian chain

[tidal bloom]

Though most places do

[tidal bobcat]

brother you got GAME

[hot vortex]

I really don't like how discord can show activity like games im playing or music im listening to it just feels strangely invasive

[fierce rain]

“East Side Mario's is a Canadian-founded Italian-American casual dining chain established in 1987, known for its "all-you-can-eat" soup, salad, and garlic homeloaf, operating over 60 locations across Canada. While inspired by NYC's Little Italy, it is not a major American chain, with nearly all its operations focused in Canada”

damn

huh

didn’t know it was canadian

[tidal bloom]

Then dont link accounts

[hot vortex]

some servers require it

[tidal bobcat]

and you got GAME(s)

[strong prairie]

you can disable the games very easily

[quaint apex]

I mean I've known her for a while but we really only became friends very recently after I began helping her out with Biology since she's a very recently immigrated person here

[tidal bloom]

How peculiar

[hot vortex]

fr

[fierce rain]

hey stove how many games you got on steam

[green scroll]

1 balatro

[quaint apex]

I convinced her to get a PC now so she could share some of my games but instead she has like a lot more games than me somehow

[compact stump]

weird seeing so many colors in chat

[quaint apex]

Uhhhh lemme check

[ionic hinge]

Blackboard is the worst am I right nixon?

[strong prairie]

It's nice

[fierce rain]

i have a couple hundred wanna join my family

[compact stump]

what.

[rare yew]

do these look aight

[quaint apex]

I would say 40 ish

[fierce rain]

ehh

[tidal bobcat]

Me adding random apps to my activity just for the fun of it
||Now everyone will know I'm on MS Word||

[quaint apex]

Nah

[rare yew]

a bit small

[strong prairie]

ehh not great

[fierce rain]

i’m not a massive fan of those being in roles

[tidal bloom]

Yep that looks like blue deck

[quaint apex]

Loses all detail

[green scroll]

red

[rare yew]

not for roles

[quaint apex]

Can't

[hot vortex]

they look pretty good but it looks like theres a gap at the bottom

[fierce rain]

for emotes though why would we use those

[tidal bloom]

True

[rare yew]

does it?

[tidal bobcat]

Red card maybe?

[ionic hinge]

[hot vortex]

wait it might be in my head

[fierce rain]

i also have a feeling they’re weirdly off center

[quaint apex]

I'm the family owner but I can't leave them

[hot vortex]

it looks fine actually

[rare yew]

it's not off center

[compact stump]

nah

[fierce rain]

are you sure

[compact stump]

its good

[rare yew]

yes

[fierce rain]

ok

[tidal bobcat]

I think the boss blinds would work well as emojis

[fierce rain]

they’re fine then

[compact stump]

yeah

[wintry halo]

itll look fine as a role icon

[tidal bloom]

There should be a lucky cat emoji

[green scroll]

Idk it sounds like you might be able to do it but you should have a contingency plan

[ionic hinge]

[hot vortex]

gn chat

I should get some sleep

[rigid night]

When did suit roles happen?

[compact stump]

let thunk catch a break 😭

[quaint apex]

Like 30 minutes ago

[strong prairie]

oh when I'm zoomed in on discord it looks fine, but at (my) default resolution it looks pretty blurry

[quaint apex]

Hvae a great night

[wintry halo]

I should cop the black deck vanity role im practically known for only playing that deck atp

[rigid night]

Shit. I wasn't on

[ionic hinge]

So should I

[wintry halo]

since Brooke is nowhere to be found

[strong prairie]

Grab it from id:customize

[quaint apex]

Ypu can choose, it's in the channels and roles thing

[fierce rain]

Cleb

[compact stump]

nixon

[tidal bloom]

Cleb?

[stray vault]

How yall get the suit role?

[tidal bobcat]

cleb

[rigid night]

Thanks. I just went for the suit with my favorite of the 4 jokers

[compact stump]

WHAT

[fierce rain]

will you make me the happiest man alive

[quaint apex]

You know it's weird to think of this but there is a fairly good chance she might be ask me out

[strong prairie]

Read up like 4 messages to the link I sent smh

[fierce rain]

and be my wife

[quaint apex]

id:customize

[compact stump]

AYO

[tidal bloom]

Will you cleb

[quaint apex]

[compact stump]

i aint no woman

[fierce rain]

cleb please i need this

[tidal bloom]

So?

[fierce rain]

my mom is kinda homeless

[compact stump]

well he has a gf

[strong prairie]

not like I can upload an image of it here but I'll try anyway https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303519992152850433/1471710184744423445/image.png?ex=698fec6b&is=698e9aeb&hm=5125e8c1c6bf4774decd395d9f25f82927055dd843e301001af1b2a5628cf56a&

[fierce rain]

she doesn’t need to know

[rigid night]

Wedding catered by

[compact stump]

WHAT

[tidal bloom]

Not a wife tho

[vast marsh]

[green scroll]

he's just building his cabinet

[fierce rain]

be my wife, cleb

[quaint apex]

This gave me FLASHBACKS to the time when that somehow convinced my friend to become trans

[compact stump]

i have a gf too

[tidal bloom]

Good for them

[fierce rain]

so

[tidal bloom]

Not a wife tho

[fierce rain]

she doesn’t need to know

[compact stump]

fym so my guy

[fierce rain]

SHE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW

PPLEASE CLEB

I NEEEDDD THIS

[compact stump]

Richard, im sorry but ill have to decline

[fierce rain]

FUCK

[tidal bloom]

Tsk tsk

[fierce rain]

@quaint apex WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN

[compact stump]

U DO IT THEN

[ionic hinge]

I do not get involved with foreign affairs. I have my diamonds to manage.

[quaint apex]

Nah Richard nixon I'm sorry

[neat gull]

I'm getting reminded why I don't venture up this far in the channel list too often rn

[fierce rain]

AND BE MY WIFE

[tidal bloom]

Uhhh he asked you not me

[fierce rain]

FUCK

[green scroll]

it's just nixon

[quaint apex]

This is like Tomodachi life man

[fierce rain]

man

[quaint apex]

Do any of y'all wanna be on my Tomodachi Life island

[rare yew]

👨

[compact stump]

fair

[green scroll]

get hugh morris in the chat

[strong prairie]

Bro immediately moved on to the next person

[quaint apex]

Including you, thunk

[compact stump]

lmaoo

[rigid night]

@compact stump and @quaint apex are about to get framed for a hotel robbery

[tidal bloom]

Miss 100% of the shots you dont take

[compact stump]

wtf why

[fierce rain]

thunk will you officiate my wedding to one of the chat members once i find someone

[compact stump]

ohhhh

[quaint apex]

You can stop this water with a gate!

[compact stump]

i got it

[versed cove]

dw, you’re in the more sane of the two most used channels 🙂

[rare yew]

I willn't

[tidal bloom]

Unless its a floodgate

[strong prairie]

I've seen some stupid shit in #1209506514763522108 man, it's pretty similar

[fierce rain]

ok

hm

who to marry

[tidal bloom]

Oh you said can

[fierce rain]

who wants my president money

[stray vault]

Actually

[wintry halo]

don't you have a wife

[ionic hinge]

You got no money.

[stray vault]

Spades look better

[fierce rain]

i’m pretty sure i have money

i stole a bunch

[quaint apex]

This was like a that went

[stray vault]

I love purple

[green scroll]

is this before or after watergate in the nixon canon

[halcyon wolf]

im heary

[neat gull]

y'know fair enough. ig it's moreso the speed of it surprising me

[halcyon wolf]

hwart

[fierce rain]

during

[halcyon wolf]

shary

[tidal bloom]

Wow canned and egged, wonder what else is there

[sharp cliff]

ROLES

[ionic hinge]

I got so many $1

[vast raft]

[quaint apex]

Richard Nixon will you make me the happiest man and join my tomodachi life island

[sharp cliff]

Greenest it gets

[fierce rain]

actually yes

[compact stump]

YAAAA anotha club

[rigid night]

Smeared?

[fierce rain]

make me a Astro Bot Mii and DM me the QR code

[sharp cliff]

where is wild

[quaint apex]

I'll do it tomorrow

First

[fierce rain]

bet

[quaint apex]

I go to bed

Good' night everyone

[rigid night]

ToS because that's a fucking bullet hole

[compact stump]

gn!

[quaint apex]

I have 4 assigmemnts to code tomorrow

[fierce rain]

cleb will you not make me the happiest woman alive and marry me

[compact stump]

n

o

[green scroll]

cleb make nixon the most miserable

[compact stump]

im taken

[fierce rain]

so i’m now the happiest woman alive

but i’m not married

interesting how that works out

[rigid night]

So you won't not according to his question and grammatical negatives cancel each other

[ionic hinge]

I don't care about marriage I just care about my $1.

[rare yew]

could do rough gem/bloodstone/agate/arrowhead roles too

same colours

[wintry halo]

what about suit bosses

for idk

[fierce rain]

i think you should give those to the suit leaders

[wintry halo]

oh

[ionic hinge]

As long as I can stay the leader of diamonds

[fierce rain]

me, cleb, otter, and the other guy

[compact stump]

wouldnt mind it lmao

[neat gull]

I know someone who would be over the moon about arrowhead lol

[tidal bloom]

What a coinky doink i picked heart cause of bloodstone

[rigid night]

Give Bloodstone role to @narrow bloom

[compact stump]

THIS

[rare yew]

how about I add the 4 stones as emotes at least

[quaint apex]

Editionssss

[wintry halo]

i don't think role hierarchy is something he's too cool with, but we'll see

[fierce rain]

EDITIONS WONT WORK STOVE

[compact stump]

GO TO SLEEP STOVE

[fierce rain]

THIS IS WHY I DONT WANT TO MARRY YOU ANYMORE

[tidal bloom]

The stones are cool that would work

[wintry halo]

so you lied about it being the last time you'll mention it

[quaint apex]

I’M PUTTING MY PHONE AWAY YOU CAN’T BLAME A MAN FOR TRYBF

[narrow bloom]

I hate Bloodstone

[fierce rain]

THUNK SAID NO NOW GO TO BED

[quaint apex]

I said it with multiple ‘s

[wintry halo]

sure

[wintry halo]

wrong chat

[quaint apex]

FINE

[fierce rain]

were you the og spade

i forgor

[wintry halo]

see I told you nobody will remember after a week

[strong prairie]

why not?

[ionic hinge]

I remember

[wintry halo]

oh

[fierce rain]

which is why we need to get the ball rolling now

see

[ionic hinge]

I remember everything

[compact stump]

well, its in ur name

[rigid night]

The Jimball that needs to be in 1.1?

[obtuse snow]

hi localthunk

[wintry halo]

im fine with whatever sticks tbh

[fierce rain]

what is up with you guys and 1.1

it’ll come when it comes

[spark atlas]

Mmmm clubs

[obtuse snow]

no it wont

[ionic hinge]

That should say president

[obtuse snow]

1.1 will never release

everyday someone asks for 1.1, thunk pushes it back by one day

[rigid night]

The true 1.1 was the friends we made along the way

[fierce rain]

valid

[neat gull]

I think "1.1" should be blacklisted

[fierce rain]

i think thunk should mute the next person who asks for 1.1 until 1.1 comes out

or like a minute or something

[obtuse snow]

being muted by thunk would be an honour

[fierce rain]

been there done that

[compact stump]

the 1.1 is ad for people to play more and get the achievements now because theyll be harder in the "1.1"

[fierce rain]

it’s pretty cool ig

[rigid night]

It happened to me twice

[fierce rain]

i’ve been muted and kicked

i’ve been muted 3 times and kicked once

[ionic hinge]

Just like how you were kicked from office

[rare yew]

[compact stump]

ive been muted for 49 hours

[fierce rain]

i wanted to be kicked this time

i asked for it

[obtuse snow]

is real

[compact stump]

and a week in an alt

wich is still muted

[ionic hinge]

[compact stump]

lmao

[obtuse snow]

:arrowstone: soon

[quaint apex]

Aw fuck I’m overthinking again

[obtuse snow]

the age of white roles is drawing to a close

[compact stump]

NO EDITIONS

[fierce rain]

FUCK

BRUH

[versed cove]

If you were a real fan you’d have gotten the name right

:buttplug:

[obtuse snow]

whatever man

[fierce rain]

i can’t say fuck er but i can say fuck

[quaint apex]

Not editions related

[compact stump]

woah

[fierce rain]

???

[strong prairie]

BEHOLD https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303519992152850433/1471713737512587274/image.png?ex=698fefba&is=698e9e3a&hm=99f6cbb25f520b64873d98c739332a700d6de9d4be7c5fca61c8eb7b936e5ef8&

[fierce rain]

-_-

shush

[compact stump]

that lowk fire

[fierce rain]

also stop putting images in chat

cringe as hell bypassing the rules

[quaint apex]

Ive accepted that IVE probably made people mad by asking for editions and therefor won’t ask for it again

[compact stump]

send that when thunk is here he might like it

[fierce rain]

we’re not mad

we’re just disappointed

[rigid night]

Diamond is the only suit with a suit joker emoji

[ionic hinge]

Because thunk just added it

[quaint apex]

In fact THATS why I have accepted

[fierce rain]

[rigid night]

There you are. I get $1 now

[strong prairie]

idk, seems kinda weird to not be able to use images during conversation

[fierce rain]

clogs up chat

makes mods mad

[quaint apex]

NO STOP

[rare yew]

[fierce rain]

makes thunk want to kill you or smth

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

i am lowk reiterating that should be my role icon

[compact stump]

thunk u gotta see this

[rare yew]

should I simplify these

[ionic hinge]

I'm very charitable I always give people my $1.

[fierce rain]

no

[rare yew]

just the main stone

[fierce rain]

they’re perfect

[quaint apex]

I think they’re perfect

[quaint apex]

I need to sleep i thought you said main stove and I got really confused

[fierce rain]

alr i’m gonna shower

[ionic hinge]

Just make sure there's no gates in your water

[quaint apex]

Bye bye Nixon

[rigid night]

Can we please see the irl Ceremonial Dagger?

[strong prairie]

I think it'd look better. I don't really have the "side stones" in my mind when I think about the mineral jokers

[rigid night]

[fierce rain]

i’m impartial tbh

[strong prairie]

Though rough gem I do think about as 2 stones, the big center and the smaller top right one

[tawny pasture]

They would be a bit bigger if they were simplified

[compact stump]

i like the lil stones

true

[strong prairie]

Yeah them being bigger would also help

[compact stump]

thats a good point

[ionic hinge]

Rough gem would look weird without the smaller little diamonds

In my opinion

[rare yew]

[neat gull]

ye that's great

[ionic hinge]

[rare yew]

way way way better

[ionic hinge]

Much bigger though but it looks like a ice cube

[compact stump]

look kinda weird

[versed cove]

I like it more like this, agree the small gems looked a little bit off

[autumn shell]

Major League Balatro is crazy rn

[versed cove]

This is what rough gem looks like in my head

[vast raft]

Barbecue chicken alert

[ionic hinge]

I think it looks all right. I think it's worth roughly $1.

[rigid night]

Chat, we're having a party at the Hotel Perkeo in Heidelberg, Germany

[strong prairie]

I'm still envisioning the smaller top right one too smh

the size is def a lot better though

[ionic hinge]

[quaint apex]

I’m sorry @fierce rain …

[fierce rain]

oh bro

[rare yew]

[quaint apex]

Okay seriously good night this joke has gone too long

[fierce rain]

wait will you marry me now

[quaint apex]

Great job with the emojis today

[quaint apex]

NO

[ionic hinge]

[fierce rain]

but you’re the opposite of you

[quaint apex]

No I just don’t take up a member slot

[fierce rain]

🙁

[compact stump]

agate and arrowhead now

[fierce rain]

[quaint apex]

Okay gn

[fierce rain]

i really like bloodstone

[quaint apex]

Fr this time

[fierce rain]

bye pookie

[compact stump]

wish humans didnt need to sleep

we would be so much more advanced

[ionic hinge]

You know how boring and exhausting that would be

You never get time to rest. Throw you in a mine forever because you don't need to sleep you don't need to rest

[compact stump]

if no need to sleep = no concept of sleep = not boring

[compact stump]

I meaaan laws would prevent that

right?

[ionic hinge]

No you don't need sleep

You don't need rest

You don't even know the concept of it

[unique glade]

mr president

[compact stump]

yeah but why do i want to work in a mine for money if im not going to have a life?

[fierce rain]

yes sir

[ionic hinge]

That's a great question.

[compact stump]

lol

[unique glade]

ive joined the the united sttes of hearts

[tired pecan]

bloodston

[fierce rain]

yippee

[compact stump]

[strong prairie]

[tired pecan]

i chose hears cuz color, not cuz certain rock

[compact stump]

i choose club cuz goated

[unique glade]

[rare yew]

[ionic hinge]

You can ask that about the current state of economy

[fierce rain]

[rare yew]

[compact stump]

theres agate

[fierce rain]

[compact stump]

and arrowhead

[rare yew]

arrowhead has a mistake

[gilded skiff]

Hi :3

[compact stump]

cant find it

[fierce rain]

the white at the bottom

[rigid night]

I see it

[spark atlas]

They look so odd without a background

[ionic hinge]

[compact stump]

[tired pecan]

[rigid night]

[gilded skiff]

[strong prairie]

arrowhead and bloodstone look fine IMO, but onyx and rough gem are a bit weird

[rare yew]

[compact stump]

i agree rough is kiiinda weird

[stray vault]

[tired pecan]

what if you onyxed my agate

[fierce rain]

cleb, otter, funny character man, and i should get those as roles, that would be awesome

if not that’s cool

but since we were the first of each suit

[rigid night]

Isn't this stuff you found on a beach?

[compact stump]

would be cool ngl

[rare yew]

I found 2 of those things on beaches

[ionic hinge]

Nah we don't need them

[fierce rain]

cleb agrees

[rare yew]

different beaches

[tired pecan]

localthunk choose a rock nation too

[strong prairie]

For your consideration, the editions as emotes btw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303519992152850433/1471713737512587274/image.png

[compact stump]

bloodstone and agate?

[tired pecan]

[fierce rain]

he chooses the obelisk

and clubs

i think

[stray vault]

What is obelisk

[tired pecan]

thats not a very cool rock

[fierce rain]

[rare yew]

[stray vault]

Is obelisk also rock?

I mean

[strong prairie]

big rock

[ionic hinge]

[fierce rain]

rare joker

but big rock

[versed cove]

Obby 🤩

[stray vault]

Ahhh

[compact stump]

do i do it?

[rare yew]

in what world

is obelisk

not a rock

[stray vault]

I dont know

[compact stump]

🗿

[tired pecan]

in a world where obelisks arent rocks

[strong prairie]

obelisks are made out of obsidian, everyone knows this smh

[stray vault]

I have never heard of obelisk irl

[rigid night]

This makes me want to 3D print a Balatro obelisk

[fierce rain]

it’s a monument

[compact stump]

monolith

[stray vault]

I know obsidian tho

[compact stump]

CAN EM

[fierce rain]

it’s a man made structure

[gilded skiff]

Ok but what’s ur favorite stone….

[long atlas]

think what’s the suit numbers right now

[stray vault]

Ic

[tired pecan]

if i get 10 obelisks can i make a portal to balatro dimension

[stray vault]

Thanks for explaining

[fierce rain]

np

[rare yew]

[compact stump]

oh they look good in mobile

[fierce rain]

thunk should open a casino where we pay with the friends we made along the way

[compact stump]

i was looking in pc

in mobile they even better

[fierce rain]

that looks awesome now!

[long atlas]

gang where we at

[rare yew]

could replace the role emotes

but I unno

[tired pecan]

localthunk when are we gettin horse joker or hammer joker to break flower pots

[long atlas]

or is it jus me and ottermando still

[fierce rain]

gang where you at

[vivid island]

Oh, we're getting Suit roles now. Obviously I'll be Team Spades.

[compact stump]

nahhhhhhh

i like the suits

[ionic hinge]

No idea

[strong prairie]

arrowhead normally being the biggest, but it's the smallest as emote which is fucking with me lmao

[long atlas]

i think it still is just us lol

[compact stump]

true

[fierce rain]

i personally think if the suit leaders won’t be getting them everyone should

[rare yew]

wanna see the membership so far

[fierce rain]

it would just look good that way

[long atlas]

yes

[gilded skiff]

Ya

[wintry halo]

the what

[rare yew]

DAMN