🎙・server-chat

[terse hedge]

It’s like a 50/50

[minor prairie]

ou

[hasty socket]

House

[scenic cliff]

hourse

[long atlas]

can i have an o

[sweet herald]

Is this wordle now

[upper solstice]

Its never lupus

[minor prairie]

we have officially lost the plot for the 6th time

[lost vector]

Hoose

[terse hedge]

Hose

[minor prairie]

medicine drug NOOW

[rare yew]

🐴 🏇H🐴 🏇 O🐴 🏇 R🐴 🏇 S🐴 🏇 E🐴 🏇

[upper solstice]

Or 7th

HEHEHEHHEEH

[hasty socket]

Can localthunk beat balatrodle

[fierce rain]

party rock is in that what?

[minor prairie]

I hate you with every fiber of my being

[upper solstice]

Who me?

[terse hedge]

Mr. House

[rare yew]

excellent use of cans

[lost vector]

Sixty seven?

[scenic cliff]

even if you didnt spell it wouldnt we need to react anyways because there is a horse emoji

[rare yew]

you've all done a fine job

[brave bluff]

im back did you guys miss me

[upper solstice]

No

[sweet herald]

This is the most unhinged chat I’ve been a part of

[upper solstice]

Ty king

[hot vortex]

I think balatro discord is fairly tame

[minor prairie]

thunk before you leave can we have the server booster color back

seriously D:

[sweet herald]

-# THIS IS TAME!?

[scenic cliff]

localthunk is leaving?

[hot vortex]

why would he remove it to just add it back bruh

[minor prairie]

iunno like a joke or something i couldnt tell

[upper solstice]

Someone give me a joker yo make fan art of

And I might do it

[fierce rain]

wait why’d he take away the colour

[minor prairie]

red card

[fierce rain]

that’s the only incentive to boost

[long atlas]

yes and he’s not coming back till december

[minor prairie]

ell oh ell

[scenic cliff]

flower pot

[upper solstice]

Okay dokay

[tawny pasture]

can-io

[scenic cliff]

damn

[hot vortex]

i think thats part of the issue

[scenic cliff]

i wish i could've said goodbye

[lost vector]

Ye I mean compared to some other cords....

[long atlas]

i dunno, can-io?

[upper solstice]

This is 2nd on the list PURELY bc I love ur content❤️

[fierce rain]

why would i boost then

[upper solstice]

And that was funny

[fierce rain]

i don’t understand

[hot vortex]

dont

[scenic cliff]

its december already?

[fierce rain]

that takes away the only perk of doing so

[upper solstice]

Okay im going valentines shopping later yall

[hot vortex]

idk

[rare yew]

to be honest I have wanted to remove the colour for booster role for a while, I just didn't know I could

[hot vortex]

lol

[minor prairie]

i just dont see why thats an issue... if i choose to boost something with my own choice to support something i like and show that i support that thing whats the problem

[fierce rain]

why did you do it tho

[sweet herald]

Boosting purely to get a color is kinda wild ngl

[fierce rain]

no point in boosting now

[long atlas]

merry christmas

[scenic cliff]

merry christmas

[forest wagon]

thats the point

[rare yew]

we don't need boosters, and it's like paying to get the pretty colour

[hasty socket]

December holday

[rare yew]

which feels wrong

[compact stump]

👍🏻

[fierce rain]

lame

[minor prairie]

i dont see why people who wanna do it can't just go do it

pretty color isnt evil

[compact stump]

wait i didn’t mean to send that

[fierce rain]

i’ll give you 500 bucks to make Cleb shit brown

[minor prairie]

up front

[scenic cliff]

ngl i liked afterimage having a role color because it fit in nicely with their pfp

[minor prairie]

yeah see

now im just square text and a horse

i used to be COOL square text and a horse

[scenic cliff]

that is true

[compact stump]

yk what, yeah

[minor prairie]

oh right i forgot we were doing that

[forest wagon]

@ localthunk you should just add a bunch of colors for everyone

[compact stump]

and Square joker used to be a rectangle

[fierce rain]

shouldn’t we do that to every message they make because they have a horse emoji?

[deft urchin]

omg congratulations what gender is the baby?

[hasty socket]

Painful to see

[minor prairie]

nixon buddy nobody is fishing anyone you are the only one so far

[compact stump]

he’s blue

[deft urchin]

im blue amadeeamadai

[fierce rain]

hey man i only fish LocalThunk and people who bring up my fishing

or who get horse reacted

[scenic cliff]

how do we beat localthunk in this twisted horse game

[tawny pasture]

you can't

[fierce rain]

fuck it

idk

[compact stump]

he’s a dictator

yall should understand that

[minor prairie]

honse

haha

i thought id get some people but

[compact stump]

and he proud abt it

[minor prairie]

guess not

[silent marsh]

hort

[long atlas]

hort

[compact stump]

peter.

[minor prairie]

seriously thunk pweaaase cool color

i said the magic word too

[long atlas]

every time you beg it adds another year

[minor prairie]

to

1.1 release????????

[long atlas]

the amount of time until you get your color

[silent marsh]

we will get gta 6 before balatro 1.1

[minor prairie]

devastating

[scenic cliff]

lmao

[rare yew]

Ok can I explain, because I feel like this looks a lot more evil than I was intending because I did it when you were here

[scenic cliff]

that is true

it does feel unintentionally targeted

[minor prairie]

i didnt actually think that

[fierce rain]

i’m going to turn your balls purple if you don’t quit yapping lil bro (testicular torsion)

[minor prairie]

owie

[compact stump]

WHAT

[scenic cliff]

chill

[rare yew]

like I don't like paid cosmetics, I don't like the idea of them and that's why the friends of jimbo stuff was free. the thought of paying for a boost to get a pretty colour always irked me especially when I like giving out the fun role colours for merit

[lost vector]

You'll get two tarot cards if you destroy them

[rare yew]

so now that I've found out I can control the booster colour I feel like I can rectify that in this server

[compact stump]

that makes sense

[scenic cliff]

makes sense

[minor prairie]

honestly

i cant argue with that

[fierce rain]

your morals suck

you should stop having morals

[scenic cliff]

i do wish there was a way to get other specific colors maybe? maybe afterimage can become a balatro youtuber

[rare yew]

I'd be open to thhis

[minor prairie]

i do really want my purple color though

[long atlas]

what the hell my surgeon didn’t give me tarot cards

[minor prairie]

it really suits my profile

so like

[rare yew]

but I don't know how to do so

[minor prairie]

im special obviously

[rare yew]

like if there was a way to verify C+ and C++ that would be dope

[fierce rain]

you should make loot boxes for colour roles

[scenic cliff]

that sounds very fair actually, but yeah damnit

[hot vortex]

i think so too

[fierce rain]

$10 a spin for a chance to get a coloured name

[compact stump]

maybe like a channel and crunch the mods to moderate it

[long atlas]

there are bots you can set up that give you role colors once you react to them

[hot vortex]

ik your joking but that may be the least localthunk idea ever

[scenic cliff]

reacting doesnt feel rewarding

[upper solstice]

People lie tho

[rare yew]

I don't want it to be self assign ideally, it'd be cooler if it was meaningful somehow

[hasty socket]

Do you guys get sound paradolia while listening to music? some times I literally hear my dad calling my name bruh

[minor prairie]

how about something like posting your profile stats in a channel with your profile name visible and set to your own discord username to verify its yours somehow

[scenic cliff]

i know this solves little things but... maybe a mod mail where people can send pictures of the steam achievements unlocked?

[hasty socket]

Or am I just crazy

[hot vortex]

Still think you could get around that

[minor prairie]

and the achievement yeah

[scenic cliff]

i feel like this would be overbearing on the mods...

[lost vector]

He saw that you got two wild cards and decided to sell them

[minor prairie]

i suppose but its an idea

[long atlas]

shit i would have too

[fierce rain]

you should give a role to those who can verify they’ve played over 100 hours of balatro, doesn’t even have to be a coloured name, just for funzies

[long atlas]

good thing they’re getting buffed

[minor prairie]

okay well if you dont mind me

i gotta go discover my last voucher for c

[scenic cliff]

im trying to think of a way not to require 9 mods to assign roles to thousands of people

[minor prairie]

and cry in a corner about my role name

[rare yew]

I guess there's no way to verify any of this huh

[scenic cliff]

not yet i guess

[sweet herald]

Not efficiently unfortunately

[fierce rain]

not quite unfortunately

[rare yew]

like the current joker role is about as good as it can be

[long atlas]

people already lie when they have c++ in their names

[minor prairie]

im not even sure why its given out

[rare yew]

Maybe I'll make some self assign ones that are more subtle

[minor prairie]

seems really random

[fierce rain]

tho for my idea you could check steam profiles linked to people’s accounts…

[warped sphinx]

how do you even get that role i forgor

[rare yew]

for people that do helpful/cool things in the community

[hot vortex]

do something cool or helpful

[fierce rain]

be cool and don’t ask

[rare yew]

and don't ask for it

[hasty socket]

I'll go to sleep gentleman

goodbye

[scenic cliff]

good night

[warped sphinx]

i'm just naturally cool

[upper solstice]

And gentlewoman🙄

Nighty night

[sweet herald]

I am c--

[scenic cliff]

gentlefolk? and nonbinary foes

[fierce rain]

yeah like i think im out of the running for the role unfortunately because i asked once when i didn’t know

[hasty socket]

gentlepan

[warped sphinx]

what about individuals that aren't gentle

[scenic cliff]

its okay you can still get it

[rare yew]

if I forget you asked then you good

[scenic cliff]

just do something helpful

[minor prairie]

you just reminded him

[hasty socket]

I'll go to tennis tomorrow

[rare yew]

and I forgor

[minor prairie]

top 10 mistakes

[fierce rain]

ah damn

forget again pls

[rare yew]

I'll forget trust

[scenic cliff]

forgetful joker

[minor prairie]

dementia joker confirmde???

[warped sphinx]

i feel like you're a very forgetful person

[upper solstice]

2x mult if it remembers

Common

[rare yew]

bro what the hell does this mean

[fierce rain]

nah but i don’t really need it tbh it’s just a colour

[warped sphinx]

faceless joker

[scenic cliff]

if it rembers

[fierce rain]

i just like arguing

[scenic cliff]

lmfaaao

[hasty socket]

This joker gains 12 chips every this joker gains 12 chips every this joker

[warped sphinx]

i forgot sorry

[fierce rain]

some may call me a master debater

[warped sphinx]

this joker gains 1 chip every time it gains 1 chip

[scenic cliff]

every time this joker triggers, you get a Big chip

[long atlas]

NOOOO

[minor prairie]

it is a miracle you arent timed out yet

[rare yew]

Ok lets say there are like... 3-5 pickable role colours. what would they be? Based on platform? C, C+, C++?

[minor prairie]

not saying you should but

[scenic cliff]

i know im new in the server but the Big Chip joke was one of the funniest things ive been able to participate in a while

[fierce rain]

the only times i’ve been timed out are when i’ve asked for it

and that’s been 3 times now

[long atlas]

based on color

platform i’d say

[warped sphinx]

orange

[upper solstice]

Do you just enjoy it

Or

[minor prairie]

sounds sorta racist to me........

[scenic cliff]

could be based on the jokers!!

[astral python]

Maybe the primary deck colors? Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Black

[warped sphinx]

also give my dear moderators a gradient

[scenic cliff]

like lustful joker, diamond joker, spades joker

[warped sphinx]

red role would go crazy

[scenic cliff]

and their respective colors

[compact stump]

C would be fun

[scenic cliff]

even if its subtle

[fierce rain]

i’m like pretty sure i started the craze of timing ourselves out for 24 hours etc

[long atlas]

… so based on card suits

[scenic cliff]

yeah

[rare yew]

OOOOOO

card suits

I love that

[minor prairie]

that is a good idea yeah

[rare yew]

Club army rise up

[minor prairie]

but would spades just be

pitch black

[scenic cliff]

clud army

[upper solstice]

Purple

[long atlas]

muted

[rare yew]

spades would be purp yeah

[scenic cliff]

purple sounds great

[warped sphinx]

are you going to add variations for high contrast mode

[minor prairie]

that works yeah

we want this immediately

[scenic cliff]

oooh my god i cant wait to have a red role

[minor prairie]

heart suit role would be based

[rare yew]

we can organize and have turf wars

[upper solstice]

The question is if it would be high contrast

[minor prairie]

hell yeah

[scenic cliff]

true

[long atlas]

me and 🕐 are legends for coming up with such an idea

[fierce rain]

and then you can keep the cool meaningful joker role

[compact stump]

high contrast clubs?????

[scenic cliff]

can we have checkered chats

[rare yew]

high contrast clubs might be OP

[compact stump]

yeahhh

[upper solstice]

High contrast on top

[warped sphinx]

i want it to be high contrast so i can be blue

[scenic cliff]

🫂

[compact stump]

this

[warped sphinx]

this is segregation

[rare yew]

omg YOU ALSO GET THE ICON

[scenic cliff]

the big chip unites

[rare yew]

like my obelisk

[scenic cliff]

holy shit true

[fierce rain]

yes

[rare yew]

it's perfect

[minor prairie]

we really want this

[compact stump]

DO IT PLEASE

[minor prairie]

this would be awesome

[upper solstice]

Wait perfect

[long atlas]

i’m so smart

[rare yew]

Ok I'll do this

[upper solstice]

Yay!

[rare yew]

afterimage is this an acceptable alternative to booster

[scenic cliff]

who would've guessed removing the color from a paid role would lead to a free revolution

[minor prairie]

i approve

[rare yew]

excellent

[autumn shell]

We’re getting colour roles?

[minor prairie]

im still keeping my boost here

[upper solstice]

What would have happened if he said no😭😭

[minor prairie]

i like this server

[scenic cliff]

yessire

[rare yew]

I'll make sure Joker role looks a bit cooler tho

[scenic cliff]

possibly so

[minor prairie]

:3

[long atlas]

ball cancer

[rare yew]

like the blue is special still

[halcyon wolf]

may we have a special misprint role

[scenic cliff]

it has a cool gradient

[upper solstice]

You just say stuff dont you

[compact stump]

make it the only shiny+

[warped sphinx]

oh yeah why is server booster no longer pink

[long atlas]

yeah

[minor prairie]

disclaimer: do not disagree with localthunk this can and has happened to me

[sweet herald]

Wait will I get to be purple!? 👀

[fierce rain]

make joker role the purple or green one or something

[autumn shell]

Testicular cancer and torsion

[long atlas]

wild card role?

[rare yew]

I could make common/uncommon/rare jokers

[scenic cliff]

WILD CARD ROOOLE

[warped sphinx]

gay role

[fierce rain]

with a level up/xp system?

[rare yew]

I'll have to do this tonight at some point

[warped sphinx]

please don't

[rare yew]

gotta cook food

[sweet herald]

Go eat

[rare yew]

thank you gamers

[fierce rain]

go eat pookie

[minor prairie]

being a common joker feels like an insult of some sort uncommon/rare/legendary seems better

[scenic cliff]

we can remind you some other day if youre busy

[fierce rain]

eat well

[long atlas]

i hate xp systems in servers imo

[warped sphinx]

bye localthunk

[fierce rain]

don’t fall on a pan and die

[scenic cliff]

same

[rare yew]

why did you say I seem like a forgetful person that is so rude

[scenic cliff]

it feels scummy

[compact stump]

byeee thunkyy

[scenic cliff]

bye localthunk

[warped sphinx]

i was hoping you forgot about that

[minor prairie]

i am so glad i begged thrice with a cherry on top

[warped sphinx]

i was expecting you forgot about that, actually

[fierce rain]

au revoir mr thunk

[warped sphinx]

english only

moderators please ban him

[fierce rain]

merde

[compact stump]

lol

[fierce rain]

i wonder if anyone is bored enough to translate this

it’s not worth it

i promise

[sharp cliff]

ok

[minor prairie]

it just means shit

boom saved you the time

[fierce rain]

yeah

wait vencord

erm

[minor prairie]

and i already knew before i translated so like

[fierce rain]

that’s against tos

[minor prairie]

nobodys ever gotten banned for it

[fierce rain]

i’m gonna report you and get you banned

[void bison]

Can we see it once youre done

[autumn shell]

How

[minor prairie]

but ill delete my message for it

because i know one ass who would actually report me

[fierce rain]

altered clients are against discord tos

i used to use BetterDiscord

rip my

beloved

i used to be able to see hidden mod channels

[warped sphinx]

discord hates everything

[fierce rain]

i freaked out a lot of people like that

[warped sphinx]

even privacy

[void bison]

It isnt in the report section though soooooo

[warped sphinx]

i'm looking at you, mr new ceo.

[minor prairie]

this is possible in vencord too

[autumn shell]

Ikr. The fucking Face ID thing in discord is already active for Australia

[void bison]

Beside i have never seen anyone get banned for altered client use

[warped sphinx]

oh my god bruh

[warped sphinx]

people are very open about their use of altered clients for some reason

[autumn shell]

It’s not a big deal unless you’re using discord for gooning (which I don’t)

[rare yew]

what about a channel for each team

[fierce rain]

oh damn

[warped sphinx]

WE are all doing that right?? 😂✌️

i mean uhhhh

[fierce rain]

what are the mod channels here called

[warped sphinx]

dude that s so weird who would do that

[minor prairie]

special checkered channel for hearts and spades

por favor

and a channel for everyone else sure

[fierce rain]

i feel like having separate chats might be strange

[rare yew]

yeah maybe not

[warped sphinx]

segregation

[fierce rain]

but idk

[rare yew]

people will be weird

[fierce rain]

yeah separating people by colour isn’t cool anymore thunk

[warped sphinx]

remove sorting by rank/suit it encourages segregation

[rare yew]

omg rank roles

with the emotes for each rank

[warped sphinx]

make it so that every single card is placed into your hand randomly

[warped sphinx]

add an emoji for every rank of card

[scenic cliff]

the server will become a big balatro game

[fierce rain]

i do think the Joker role should have a separate chat though

[minor prairie]

13 roles? thas a lot

[warped sphinx]

these will have zero use

[scenic cliff]

maybe it already does

[fierce rain]

i don’t think it does

[scenic cliff]

• the suits

[rare yew]

first rule about joker chat

[scenic cliff]

thats true

[warped sphinx]

don't talk about joker chat

[void bison]

follow the server rules

[scenic cliff]

lmfao

[warped sphinx]

no thats server chat

IDIOT.

[scenic cliff]

chill

[fierce rain]

no gooning to joker yaoi

[void bison]

the second rule is dont talk about it

[rare yew]

In joker chat they don't have to follow server rules

[void bison]

Fool.

[dusky coral]

Oh nice, color roles

[warped sphinx]

saying this to the guy that made the game

[upper solstice]

BOOOOOO

[minor prairie]

theres no joker chat dw guys you arent missing out

[scenic cliff]

can they say fuck in the joker chat

[fierce rain]

yes

[light hare]

latro

[void bison]

Literally 1984

[scenic cliff]

ggs to you nixon

[rare yew]

must've been the wind

[fierce rain]

is that not ok anymore?

[scenic cliff]

it never was blud

[upper solstice]

Stop doing it😭

[rare yew]

damn how is that happening

damn crazy

[scenic cliff]

damn!!!

[dusky coral]

If you want more color options, you could do stakes instead of/along side suits

[fierce rain]

fucking hell my fucking bad

[scenic cliff]

again the wind!

[rare yew]

looks like automod is slow today!

[fierce rain]

you forgot this one

thunk

[void bison]

I think thunk's doing it to be funny but I dont know since they banned saying my favorite scurrility

[warped sphinx]

for april fools day you should add in 14 random suggestions from sheet suggestions that would be funny

[scenic cliff]

that is a fun idea

[rare yew]

you mean automod right

[warped sphinx]

this would be a good addition to the game instead of working on 1.1

[fierce rain]

yeah auto mod you forgot this one

[void bison]

yes sir

[scenic cliff]

the channel forgotten by gods and the mods

not even the modders dare step into that place

[warped sphinx]

kratos of balacord

[rare yew]

not stakes, I feel like suits are all more neutral

people would just pick higher stakes

[scenic cliff]

yeah

[fierce rain]

is automod just not going to delete that one

[rare yew]

guess not

[fierce rain]

dumb robot

[minor prairie]

thunk gaslighting is my favorite form of thunk

[scenic cliff]

you should've seen the automod whenever someone said horse

[warped sphinx]

consider my suggestion #1187936299655647313 message

[fierce rain]

stupid clanker automod

[scenic cliff]

i wont

[minor prairie]

i feel so empty without my color

[scenic cliff]

as i did not make Balatro

[minor prairie]

thunk please implement this asap

[dusky coral]

I was thinking about that. Maybe different decks? Still more color options while staying kinda neutral

[rare yew]

ew suggestions

[warped sphinx]

remove auto mod just make moderators do all of the work

[scenic cliff]

so i have no means to consider your suggestion

[fierce rain]

testicular torsion it is

[warped sphinx]

sorry for scaring you like that

[rare yew]

dw I didn't click it

[minor prairie]

it is a hilarious idea though

[void bison]

Terrible things lurk there

[fierce rain]

fuck

[warped sphinx]

you're forgetful anyways, give it like 5 minutes and you won't remember what I sent

[void bison]

The bit is stale

[dusky coral]

All I know is I just want a green color role lol

[fierce rain]

🐴

[warped sphinx]

moderator

[rare yew]

actually rude

[scenic cliff]

wait the existence of self roles imply a possible jimbo bot

[dusky coral]

Green comes in different shades

[scenic cliff]

wtf

[void bison]

thunk where's rhe food pic

[scenic cliff]

wtf

[fierce rain]

tfw people don’t can react your 🐴

[scenic cliff]

why am i being attacked by eyes

[halcyon wolf]

the existence of localthunk implies whatever the opposite of localthunk is

[fierce rain]

thank you thunk

[void bison]

@narrow bloom send in the calvary

[scenic cliff]

we've had an evil localthunk before

well

a benevolent one actually

[warped sphinx]

you're chill enough i can be a little rude

[minor prairie]

globalbrainless

[rare yew]

I'm not that chill

[warped sphinx]

sorry localthunk i will shapen up immediately

[halcyon wolf]

👍

[fierce rain]

yeah guys

[rare yew]

like we can joke around but don't insult me randomly

[fierce rain]

he’s not that chill

[rare yew]

that's no fun

[warped sphinx]

do you really see it as an insult i was thinking of it as a silly joke

[scenic cliff]

dont insult anyone randomly honestly

[warped sphinx]

my apologies localthunk

[halcyon wolf]

what if i insult myself

[scenic cliff]

mfs calling a random person they never met stupid or dumb out of nowhere

[void bison]

nerd

[warped sphinx]

no thats mean

[fierce rain]

thunk you smell like a person that smells not good

[tawny pasture]

be nice to yourself

[halcyon wolf]

no

[halcyon wolf]

no

[scenic cliff]

you should see value on yourself, as you are full of it

[warped sphinx]

creature of hate and malice

[narrow bloom]

im on phone

[tawny pasture]

i tried

[scenic cliff]

hello very gay lesbian hornet

[fierce rain]

keep yourself safe bro

[narrow bloom]

hey

[fierce rain]

LOVE YOURSELF NOW!! ⚡️

[upper solstice]

You would think being nice would be common sense

[rare yew]

you insult your friends when you know them and it's a joke but if you don't know someone then that's probably not the best direction to go

but we all good

[void bison]

yall fw meatballs

[scenic cliff]

hey murphy does the (3/150) on your name imply you unlocked 3 jokers so far on Balatro?

[warped sphinx]

bro is using a phone 💀💀☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️☠️

[halcyon wolf]

no

[narrow bloom]

thunk can you nerf bloodstone for 1.1

[void bison]

3 gold staked id assume

[upper solstice]

Oh yea I was curious abt that too

[fierce rain]

love yourself pretty please

[minor prairie]

im pretty sure it means he gold stickered 3

[scenic cliff]

oooh

out of the 150 decks?

[warped sphinx]

remove bloodstone

[scenic cliff]

oh jokers

[upper solstice]

BOOOO NO BOOOOOOO

[minor prairie]

150 jokers..

[tawny pasture]

thats how many jokers i used to C++ yeah

[rare yew]

think about how impressive that is

[scenic cliff]

i see

sorry

how did you manage

to only do 3

[narrow bloom]

that would be ideal

[upper solstice]

Wait what😭😭😭

[rare yew]

yeah it's sick

god gamer

[void bison]

easier(?) Cruelty

[warped sphinx]

yeah dude i've done like 1.3 i think

[scenic cliff]

literally

[minor prairie]

i gold stickered 7 and by definition im better and you need to invent a new rarity for my upcoming role obviously

[upper solstice]

Bloodstone had wont be tolerated 💔

Hate*

[scenic cliff]

lies

the less the harder

[warped sphinx]

it will absolutely be tolerated

[tawny pasture]

play a game long enough, you just start seeing code.

[upper solstice]

What jokers were they murphy??

[rare yew]

gold stickering 1 joker is way more impressive than gold stickering 5

like WAY more impressive

[tawny pasture]

They should make a movie about that, like going into the code of a computer

[scenic cliff]

yeah

[minor prairie]

actually

yeah

[narrow bloom]

Hyper Blunder

[upper solstice]

Uhhhh the matrix

Idk

[scenic cliff]

we got the new markiplier movie

[dusky coral]

I also gold stickered only 3 for my first gold stake win, but I had 2 photos and 2 chads lol

[upper solstice]

Quiet

[cold idol]

how do you gold sticker only 3 jokers in a run anyway

xd

[void bison]

I feel c+ is more valuable than c++

[minor prairie]

lmfao my first was 4 chads and a photo

[void bison]

Not have 5 jokers

[narrow bloom]

caked up amongus on four legs

[fierce rain]

wait what if people edit their steam achievements to show they’ve done c++

[warped sphinx]

do you think roffle just sees 1's and 0's for like 4 hours a day or however long he streams

[minor prairie]

what

[narrow bloom]

[halcyon wolf]

desth

dess

deltarune

[warped sphinx]

chuds

[halcyon wolf]

deltarune balatro colab when

[scenic cliff]

guys where is the horse in this message i cant find it

[minor prairie]

the name

[scenic cliff]

i see

think outside the box

[minor prairie]

fact

[tawny pasture]

i know what roffle sees, because its what i see x100

[fierce rain]

who here is a chud

[narrow bloom]

thunk can you remove photograph from the game

[warped sphinx]

you see faint lines of code you aren't on binary level yet

[dusky coral]

When did horse culture suddenly spread to this server?

[tawny pasture]

but i have 20 jokers left for C++. Ive been having fun

[minor prairie]

what does the 3/150 mean what

[scenic cliff]

good luck on your journey

[upper solstice]

Every message makes me wanna go beat hornet up in pantheon again

[narrow bloom]

it wasn't sudden

[minor prairie]

this just got so much more confusing

[narrow bloom]

if you can beat p5ab damageless ill shut up

[tawny pasture]

please see above

[upper solstice]

Jokes on you lmao

[scenic cliff]

you can have multiple profiles

[fierce rain]

woah

[void bison]

If you think about it 0/150 is more impressive than 150/150

[rare yew]

damn automod is on the fritz

[scenic cliff]

thats true

[fierce rain]

thinking outside the box, eh automod?

[warped sphinx]

beat slay the spire damageless, noob

[minor prairie]

still doesnt explain the 20 jokers left

is it like

[rare yew]

what are you, riding a horse???

[narrow bloom]

I hate Winding Halls

[warped sphinx]

you can very well just not play gold stake

[minor prairie]

uncompleted c++ profile and another with 3/150?

[fierce rain]

neigh

[scenic cliff]

possibly

[void bison]

Petah

[narrow bloom]

thunk can you remove baron from the game

[fierce rain]

isn’t the horse riding me technically

[scenic cliff]

doing what

[fierce rain]

riding me

[warped sphinx]

dude there's minors in the server

chill out there, man

[karmic sequoia]

[void bison]

Im afraid Richard may have to die

[halcyon wolf]

not for long, time to start hunting

[warped sphinx]

im so fucking scared

[halcyon wolf]

as in murder

i dont like children

im not a child toucher

[scenic cliff]

chill

[minor prairie]

ah i see so you havent played minecraft

[warped sphinx]

evil.... uh... [spins wheel of influencers]

[halcyon wolf]

hold on lemme go spin a wheel and see what number i get

[topaz bear]

You get bankrupt

[halcyon wolf]

i got an 8

[fierce rain]

automod this makes me uncomfortable

[void bison]

I spun this wheel and got 'Johnny Depp' https://spinthewheel.app/celebs

[covert blade]

hello there

[terse hedge]

Yo

[fierce rain]

🐴

[upper solstice]

General kenobi

[warped sphinx]

welcome to the server

[terse hedge]

💯

[fierce rain]

🐴

[terse hedge]

🐴?🥫!

[fierce rain]

this is the first time i’ve changed my profile in over a year btw

you guys did this

congrats

nixon will be back

[terse hedge]

We are honored

[fierce rain]

but not now

🐴

[halcyon wolf]

what the hell did they do to my horse

[fierce rain]

🐴

[terse hedge]

Don’t say that word

That h word

We can’t get canned again

[halcyon wolf]

what the fuck did they do to my horse

[fierce rain]

neigh

[upper solstice]

MR THUNK HE SAID A LANGUAGE WORD

[halcyon wolf]

wait no im sor

[upper solstice]

That was corny im sorry

[terse hedge]

🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫

The h word that also just so happens to end in a vowel

That may or may not be an e

[fierce rain]

chat dead

returning to nixon mode now

hello

[upper solstice]

???????

[fierce rain]

it is i

[upper solstice]

What the freak

[fierce rain]

richard nixon

[upper solstice]

Wait no

[fierce rain]

yes

[unique glade]

i loooooooooobe balatro

wait is that richard nixon

holu crap

[rare yew]

Holy crap it’s Nixon

[fierce rain]

hello Lucas

it is i

richard nixon

hello localthunk

it is i

[rare yew]

Richard Nikon I love your cameras

[fierce rain]

richard nixon

[fierce rain]

you’re absolutely right

[calm shuttle]

sweet

[unique glade]

i also love nikon cameras

[calm shuttle]

I only jumped on a few days ago

with the whole panic

[fierce rain]

localthunk i love your theories

[rare yew]

Thank you Mr president

[fierce rain]

anytime

god i’m so bored

[compact stump]

hello

[fierce rain]

usually your presence makes chat active again but it’s not even doing that rn

hey cleb

[compact stump]

hey president

where are your cat ears

[fierce rain]

do you ever join this server on an alt just to see what it’s like on the other side

[rare yew]

I do not

[fierce rain]

shit i was a horse for a while i need to put them back on

[compact stump]

i see

[fierce rain]

do i put on the cat ears or the halo

[compact stump]

can em

ionno

[fierce rain]

lame

thunk

cat ears or halo

[compact stump]

LameThunk

[blissful geode]

Hi guys I’m back

[fierce rain]

someone choose

[rare yew]

Neither

Clean shaven

[fierce rain]

that’s pretty boring

[compact stump]

indeed

[rare yew]

The Nixon joke is funnier without anything else

[fierce rain]

your first words to me were “Hello Richard Nixon with cat ears”

[compact stump]

that’s true

[fierce rain]

i agree and it was like that for years

[rare yew]

Play the hits then Mr president

[fierce rain]

but alas i got some discord orbs and needed something to spend them on

[rare yew]

Give the people what they want

[unique glade]

im kinda hungry rn

[unique glade]

food pls

[fierce rain]

true i want kfc so bad

[rare yew]

I’ll take a pic when I’m don’t cooking

[fierce rain]

my work is attached to a kfc and more often than not they give me free $15 sandwiches out of pity

[rare yew]

It’s weird vegan Mac and cheese

[fierce rain]

so i might go ask in an hour

[rare yew]

I don’t normally eat vegan Mac and cheese but I was handed this recipe

So try I must

[fierce rain]

i forgot you were vegan/vegetarian

that’s cool, i’m not going to insult it

is it for a medical reason or an ethical reason?

or religious

[tawny pasture]

i need a vegan cheese that tastes good cause real cheese hates me. dont get old.

[rare yew]

Personal, don’t wanna get into it because people on the internet get weird about vegetarian diets

[cyan wadi]

good afternoon mr thunk

[rare yew]

Hello Yoshier

[fierce rain]

that’s peculiar

but people online get weird about anything that could be deemed even remotely political

[upper solstice]

This is trur

True

[rare yew]

It’s my diet and I’m not forcing it on anyone or judging

So that’s that

[upper solstice]

Had someone genuinely bring up politics when they found out my girlfriend was vegetarian once

I left SO quick

[fierce rain]

i would like to know the reason but i understand you won’t give it to me. just know that we support it or whatever idfk

[unique glade]

you are literally richard nixon

[fierce rain]

true but it’s mostly for the funniness or the reactions

[unique glade]

yeah i get it

[upper solstice]

Jfk died on my birthday

Just some trivia

[fierce rain]

like it’s somehow distracted you so much you haven’t realized that the creator of balatro is in the chat rn

[upper solstice]

Not the same year obviously im not like 90

[calm shuttle]

today there was a sub at class that looked just like you

[fierce rain]

me?

[calm shuttle]

I was also trying to resist getting political

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

[cyan wadi]

one of my friends was born on 9/11

[upper solstice]

No me

The sub looked like reze from chainsaw man

[calm shuttle]

like it was kinda surreal

[unique glade]

no its just weird that im talking to the former president of the united states of merica

[scenic cliff]

awesome

[upper solstice]

2001 and everything

[cyan wadi]

yeah. literally the day it happened

[upper solstice]

Tuff

[fierce rain]

did you ask them if they were a crook?

[fierce rain]

that’s really funny and i love you for that

[calm shuttle]

not a word

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

[calm shuttle]

it was just a study hall sort of thing

[compact stump]

🗿

[upper solstice]

Academic workshop 🤓

[fierce rain]

i, richard nixon, of unsound mind and decayed body, hereby grant you one presidential pardon for a crime of your choosing.

[upper solstice]

Thats what im shcool calls them

[cyan wadi]

"decayed body" 😭

[fierce rain]

🙂

[rare yew]

[scenic cliff]

balatro

[fierce rain]

nice work thunk!

looks great

[scenic cliff]

[rare yew]

Ty

[fierce rain]

now to apply them to the roles

[calm shuttle]

today I learned 31

[cyan wadi]

basically, that's what it is

[scenic cliff]

oh my god they're the ones from the game

[cyan wadi]

oo are these new

[calm shuttle]

So I finally know something to do with my BALATRO PLAYING CARDS

[fierce rain]

lmk if you need any help with reaction roles or whatnot, i do them all the time

[cyan wadi]

i just play ||black jack|| with myself

[rare yew]

As seen in the hit game Balatro

[scenic cliff]

i love me balatro suits

gyaahahhaah

[upper solstice]

Who's balatro and why are we hitting them

[meager nymph]

localthunk what's ur fav game besides balatro

[rare yew]

Rocket league

[scenic cliff]

autohike

[fierce rain]

jimbo has a very punchable face

[fierce rain]

he is a joker after all

[upper solstice]

Balatro 2: return of the jimbo

[cyan wadi]

my friend calls jimbo "Mr. Balatro" and whenever i try to correct him he dropkicks me

[calm shuttle]

balatwo

[scenic cliff]

I'm so hungry I could eat a CardGame

[fierce rain]

balatuwu

[meager nymph]

tbh idk how rocket league is fun ( I never played it). But it just seems to me soccer with cars.

[cyan wadi]

tries to at least

[meager nymph]

i'd rather play real soccer

[compact stump]

im literally playing it rn

[cyan wadi]

you're gonna be shocked when i say this

[fierce rain]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A CUSTOM LINUX DISTRO CALLED ‘BalatrOS’

[wintry halo]

it's been more or less the same for the last 11 years

still pretty fun

[meager nymph]

wait isn;t that illegal....

[fierce rain]

i’d do it if i had more free time

[fierce rain]

no?

things like AmogOS and Hannah Montana Linux exist

how would it be illegal

[meager nymph]

oh

idk

[fierce rain]

also i’ll give them a presidential pardon or smth

[unique glade]

pardon me for stealing a bouncy ball from my museums gift shop when i was 6

ty

[fierce rain]

linux is made to be fucked around with, it’s open source. and also i’m pretty sure thunk wouldn’t sue the creator, he seems pretty ‘do what you want as long as you don’t monetize’

[cyan wadi]

nah man, that's an unforgivable sin. execution rn

[unique glade]

damn.........

[fierce rain]

nah we should frame Yoshier for the crime and execute him instead

[unique glade]

good idea

[cyan wadi]

i'd rather you didn't that ):

[unique glade]

can presidents just execute people

[fierce rain]

i’m the president, i’m great at framing people for crimes my friends commit

[cyan wadi]

fore shadowing

[calm shuttle]

is he in the files

[unique glade]

jimbo files

[upper solstice]

I MADE THAT JOKE TODAY ALREADY

[cyan wadi]

release the obelisk files

[fierce rain]

god, am i in the files?

[elder hemlock]

cuz I said I had “loosened up” Jimbo hiding in my files

[calm shuttle]

im jus asking a question

[cyan wadi]

what was luchador doing with perkeo?

[fierce rain]

can someone check if i’m in the files

[unique glade]

richard nixon is not in the files

[tawny pasture]

i met neato last year at her kick off party for a rocket league event nearby. was very fun. unfortuantely couldnt go to the event though

[calm shuttle]

unfortunate

maybe ulysses

[fierce rain]

are you sure?

[rare yew]

I mean

[unique glade]

yes

[rare yew]

It can be car soccer and fun

[cyan wadi]

how many messages can be said about the files without it turning into politics challenge

impossible

[upper solstice]

Never been a huge rocket league fan, or soccer fan in general tbh

[compact stump]

it’s the three of em

it’s fun

[upper solstice]

Its car

[tawny pasture]

i havent played since it went to epic

[compact stump]

car and balls

[rare yew]

It’s very fun

I have 2k hours I think

[compact stump]

DAMN

[rare yew]

Got it in 2015

[upper solstice]

Bro damn😭😭😭

[compact stump]

that explains the c3

[elder hemlock]

WOWZERS

[upper solstice]

What rank are you

[fierce rain]

There are 371 results for my name in the files

[unique glade]

deadass

whoops

[fierce rain]

yes

[unique glade]

google ai overview was wrong ig

[fierce rain]

let’s get freaky fellas

[upper solstice]

No???

[rare yew]

Can we not please

Please

[fierce rain]

ok

[compact stump]

yeah

not the best idea

[elder hemlock]

what are we doing 😭

[compact stump]

can we go back to cars and balls

[scenic cliff]

I'm reading localthunk's blog and this is extremely inspiring even if it was an absolute shot in the dark

[fierce rain]

There are 12 results for the word ‘Thunk’…

[upper solstice]

We should all talk abkut hockey guys

Im not bias tho

[rare yew]

I’m serious

[upper solstice]

🤞🤞

[fierce rain]

ok 😭

[compact stump]

i agree

[fierce rain]

sorry father

[unique glade]

local thunk is the father of the former president of the united states

[calm shuttle]

so?

isn’t Lincoln related to tom hanks

[rare yew]

I was thinking the other day I’m almost happy it all happened because I got to write that post

Extremely cathartic to just write it all down after the fact

[elder hemlock]

Where’s this blog located at?

[scenic cliff]

Yeah, it's very interesting

[scenic cliff]

https://localthunk.com/blog/balatro-timeline-3aarh

[elder hemlock]

Thank you 👍

[scenic cliff]

ill share my words on it after i fully read it

but so far its a very inspiring TRUE story, really feels like a love letter

[unique glade]

balatro solitare spinoff could be crazy

[compact stump]

u should be happy how it turned out too, it’s really well written imo

[long atlas]

🐴

[compact stump]

can em

[long atlas]

good you remember

[elder hemlock]

I just realized your pfp is the same picture that’s on my pop socket

[long atlas]

got it from pinterest lmao

[elder hemlock]

AND you have hpii lyrics in your bio holy peak

[long atlas]

elite ball

[elder hemlock]

murders 🤤 such a good song

[long atlas]

mind electric fan myself

[cyan wadi]

wait so us Balala: Joker Poker on the app store and google play canon

[elder hemlock]

idk if you’ve seen me post in the fanart channel before but my (kind of kind of not) balatro oc is Hawaii pt II themed

[cyan wadi]

why cant i edit my message

i meant to say is not us

[scenic cliff]

YOURE THE ARTIST OF THAT OC??? ITS SO PERFECT

[long atlas]

dude it looks so good

[scenic cliff]

i love the inspiration it looks super great!!

[elder hemlock]

HI YES THANK U HAHA

#🎨・fan-art message the he

[scenic cliff]

SO CUTE

ive seen some people steal ur work/oc on instagram im now pissed off

[elder hemlock]

fr ?? Who posted it ?

[scenic cliff]

it was some time back, i don't know if i can find it again

but it was one of those parody accounts

just eek

[elder hemlock]

Ooohh is it John balatro? If so I gave him permission for that

[scenic cliff]

uuuuuuuh maybe?

i hope it was someone with permission lol

that makes me a little less mad

i hate art thieves

[calm shuttle]

im also artistman

[scenic cliff]

fellow artistman

[elder hemlock]

I hope so too dhejdhs😭I’d be devastated if someone was trying to claim him as their own

[upper solstice]

I drew my pfp🤞

[elder hemlock]

I say “kind of” balatro oc cuz I actually made him before balatro even existed, just kind of migrated him to my balatro-inspired universe, so he’s been with me for a long time

[scenic cliff]

the goat

i just njow realized youre on doc's server its so weird seeing you without an yellow name 😭

[fierce rain]

i’m back

wsg gang

[elder hemlock]

LOL

[scenic cliff]

it looks great

[elder hemlock]

Heat

[scenic cliff]

hello richard nixon

[fierce rain]

some days i wonder if i ever cause to much trouble for thunk

[scenic cliff]

its possible

[fierce rain]

part of me knows i should stop but it also adds so much to chat

[elder hemlock]

idk maybe just don’t talk about the files in random public servers most people don’t like talking about it 😭

[scenic cliff]

yeah...

[calm shuttle]

unfortunately they are relevant to yknow

the actual world

but I do understand

[elder hemlock]

well . yea . we all know that, doesn’t mean we have to talk about them everywhere. Time and place

[scenic cliff]

Yeah, it's important, but the balatro server aint no damn place to discuss this and especially not in a public place where kids and other people can see and talk in

sorry for sounding mad

[elder hemlock]

Mmhm

[scenic cliff]

exactly this

[fierce rain]

someone else brought it up, i was just curious

but i get it

i’m not american so it doesn’t really affect me, it’s just another fun fact in the world of bad things

[calm shuttle]

no way Nixon was never american

is the press here

that changes numerous acts

[long atlas]

but then he can’t be president! this is fraud!

[elder hemlock]

Well that doesn’t really help your case. I am American and it’s extremely scary in my country right now so it’s pretty insensitive to be joking about it at inappropriate times especially if you yourself aren’t American

[calm shuttle]

I am in Texas my friend

[elder hemlock]

I feel for you 😔

[calm shuttle]

yup

[long atlas]

hey gang minnesotan here america sucks

[scenic cliff]

stay safe fellas

[calm shuttle]

dannng hope you’re okay

[compact stump]

i really want to learn pixel art but i’m starting from square 1 and idk any free software to practice with

[calm shuttle]

the communities with you

[elder hemlock]

Stay safe friend

[long atlas]

it’s about an hour away, which like it’s pretty far but it’s still scary

[fierce rain]

do you mind me asking how it’s scary? bad things happen all the time and this is no where’s near the worst thing that’s happened in the states, even currently. idk

[scenic cliff]

libresprite is an open source aseprite that you can download and use as you please

it is aseprite but like 2 versions behind but its still great and it is free AND LEGAL

[calm shuttle]

libresprite is what I use

[fierce rain]

i’m not even trying to antagonize i’m just curious

[compact stump]

i see

[elder hemlock]

I dont really feel super comfortable getting in depth about it here and would rather discuss something else

[compact stump]

will check it

thanks!!

[fierce rain]

ok

[scenic cliff]

if you want a good place to start that is a hint!!

no problem

and also uuh

[fierce rain]

hm

[scenic cliff]

the program doesnt make the artist

just facilitates the art

its a tool

[long atlas]

this! medium definitely helps but it’s mainly about your personal skill

[fierce rain]

what flavour of gum do you guys like