#🎙・server-chat

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keen glen
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:/

stoic lagoon
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Yeah, he's already reserved smh

keen glen
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reserved more like reserved get owned retaH ksilebO 1#

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wiat fcik

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i meant reserved

stoic lagoon
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Eedyot

keen glen
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Reversed

stoic lagoon
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Cone of shame

keen glen
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its not my fault im sleepy :(

pastel dagger
stoic lagoon
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*70

keen glen
fierce rain
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Love is in the air? Wrong! gas leak

stoic lagoon
pastel dagger
fierce rain
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Methane check!

keen glen
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energy drinks make me so dizzy

pastel dagger
stoic lagoon
keen glen
fierce rain
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💥

pastel dagger
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Darkner

fierce rain
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Dartner

keen glen
pastel dagger
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No

pastel dagger
stoic lagoon
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Lightner

fierce rain
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Fartner

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😂

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😆

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😹

keen glen
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owned

fierce rain
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🤣

stoic lagoon
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Concern

keen glen
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someone execute this man

pastel dagger
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Ligte

stoic lagoon
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-# execute

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Just a little execution, y'know

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man.exe

keen glen
pastel dagger
stoic lagoon
fierce rain
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One of the mods just genuinely timed me out 💀

pastel dagger
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For what

fierce rain
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Funny

stoic lagoon
fierce rain
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THUNK

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YOU BASTARD

pastel dagger
keen glen
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too comedic had to knock him down a peg

stoic lagoon
fierce rain
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I can’t believe not only is that man still awake, but he’s trolling from the shadows

keen glen
stoic lagoon
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It was kinda funny

fierce rain
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No it was hilarious

stoic lagoon
keen glen
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who up doing they tasks

pastel dagger
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…imposter…

stoic lagoon
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I tasking my crewmate till they imposter

fierce rain
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Thunk have you been here the whole time or did you just pop in and see an opportunity

cold idol
pastel dagger
keen glen
fierce rain
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Also do the mods do literally anything here 💀

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I’ve never seen one of them chat

stoic lagoon
pastel dagger
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I haven’t seen a mod either

stoic lagoon
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Like batman

keen glen
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me neither but i been here for like an hour so

fierce rain
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Mod if you’re here time me out for a minute

keen glen
fierce rain
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See

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Nobody

keen glen
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send this guy to the shadow realm

stoic lagoon
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Told you

fierce rain
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Can’t tell if that was thunk or just you

stoic lagoon
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And you never will

keen glen
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i wish localthunk was real

fierce rain
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Mod men if you see this pls smite me I’m lowk just a chill guy asking

stoic lagoon
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Mods, make his name pink

pastel dagger
fierce rain
keen glen
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mods send a hitman to this guys house

stoic lagoon
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Mods, remove this guy's balls

fierce rain
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But nobody else has a cool colour so I don’t think it’d be fair

pastel dagger
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Mods, take away his oxygen privileges

fierce rain
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Mods, rip off my scrotum and feed it to Cerberus

stoic lagoon
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Dang

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Bailiff, whack his peepee

fierce rain
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AUGH

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woah

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Yay

pastel dagger
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Wait he’s blue now

fierce rain
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Thank you Thunk

pastel dagger
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Cool

fierce rain
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I appreciate you bro

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😐

stoic lagoon
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Smh, mods are colorblind

pastel dagger
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He got with with some kind of special attack

fierce rain
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😐

pastel dagger
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Haha it’s gone

keen glen
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you're BLUE now

fierce rain
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😐

stoic lagoon
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Just a common man

fierce rain
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Wow

wanton inlet
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Hey guys, just finished up my stream

fierce rain
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That’s actually devious

stoic lagoon
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I like these mods

keen glen
fierce rain
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Just as I was saying I appreciate them

wanton inlet
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still don’t know why my menuing sounds like the subnautica eating sound?

fierce rain
wanton inlet
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But it’s audible to my viewers too

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So

pastel dagger
fierce rain
stoic lagoon
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Mods, make him the #1 Obelisk Lover

fierce rain
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Mods change my name to whatever

keen glen
stoic lagoon
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Yeah, just eat food

wanton inlet
pastel dagger
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Mods, put an obelisk in his buffoon pack

fierce rain
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Mods, diagnose me with Ligma

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Fucking autocorrect

stoic lagoon
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Oops, all obelisk

fierce rain
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Why do you exist

stoic lagoon
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Spite

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Oh, the autocorrect

fierce rain
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I don’t even live in Fredericton

pastel dagger
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Haha

stoic lagoon
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Pffff

keen glen
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you seem like a fungi

fierce rain
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I do go to doctors appointments there sometimes though!

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They have a Wendy’s

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I like Wendy’s

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And the only Taco Bell in the province

pastel dagger
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Imagine going to a doctors appointment (could not be me)

fierce rain
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They got rid of the one in Moncton

stoic lagoon
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These are words

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Word words

fierce rain
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Damn I’m not a fan of Obelisks

keen glen
stoic lagoon
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I answered your question as efficiently as I could

pastel dagger
stoic lagoon
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Like ligma

pastel dagger
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Exactly

keen glen
pastel dagger
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Oh okay 👍

keen glen
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diagnosed with chronic awesome

fierce rain
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I’m trying to think of something funny to say but I’m out of ideas

keen glen
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yeeooow

fierce rain
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Someone provide us with a conversation

pastel dagger
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Okay I got this

keen glen
stoic lagoon
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It's only funny when there's zero effort

pastel dagger
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Yall what’s the worst joker

stoic lagoon
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You

fierce rain
keen glen
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owned

fierce rain
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Obelisk

pastel dagger
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I will boil you

stoic lagoon
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Hot

fierce rain
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God you guys are freaky

pastel dagger
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Literally nobody said that bro

fierce rain
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Balatro After Dark

keen glen
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worst joker is glass joker because i'm loved by the gods and my cards never break

fierce rain
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Oh my god I forgot about glass joker

pastel dagger
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No it’s definitely superposition

fierce rain
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I’m more of a chad Steel card enjoyer

stoic lagoon
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Worst joker has got to be base joker

keen glen
stoic lagoon
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He's just a tease, with that flat +4

fierce rain
rare yew
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One day it is

stoic lagoon
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One year

fierce rain
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Ah damn

pastel dagger
keen glen
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justice served

fierce rain
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Yknow what

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Thunk

rare yew
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I’ll do it too

fierce rain
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I will trade 1 day of my time for the blue name role

rare yew
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You and me

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Riding off into the sunset

keen glen
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who would win in a bare knuckle fist fight between obelisk fan and thunk

stoic lagoon
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Oh my

pastel dagger
fierce rain
keen glen
rare yew
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24 hour timeout gang

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Who is with us

stoic lagoon
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REDEMPTION ARC

fierce rain
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But on the condition you give me a role with a coloured name

rare yew
keen glen
fierce rain
rare yew
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That role is earned

fierce rain
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I felt the taste

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I had the power

stoic lagoon
fierce rain
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One that can only be earned by sacrificing a day of their speaking ability

rare yew
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So nobody then

stoic lagoon
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I'm down for a week

fierce rain
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I’ll do a week for it

stoic lagoon
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I work 7 nights anyway, so it'll be a breeze

keen glen
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i dont need a role to prove im the coolest person here

rare yew
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You have grossly overestimated your position

fierce rain
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I know

rare yew
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Because i can just time you out for a week no role

keen glen
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dont X me knave i'll gut you

fierce rain
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But why would you do that though

keen glen
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like a fish

fierce rain
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That would put a bad taste in my mouth

stoic lagoon
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Dang, she said the fish word

fierce rain
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Mod abuse isn’t cool

keen glen
stoic lagoon
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Regular abuse is

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Get back in the cage

fierce rain
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Ok master

rare yew
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Because I’m also timing myself out

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No solidarity?

fierce rain
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Thunk, what do I have to do to acquire a role

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That’s all I want to know

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What is the criteria

stoic lagoon
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Make his next update

keen glen
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greed...

fierce rain
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It’s not greed, it’s pizazz

keen glen
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gluttony is a sin boy

fierce rain
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I suppose status is greed

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Nvm

rare yew
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Legit one of the criteria is that you can’t ask for the role

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That’s not a joke

fierce rain
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Damn

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Nvm

pastel dagger
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Crazy

keen glen
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disqualified

rare yew
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For Joker role

fierce rain
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I mean it sucks that I’m disqualified but whatever

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It’s just a colour

stoic lagoon
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I'm down for a week, no role.

rare yew
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I usually give it to people that do something helpful or cool but people started asking for it and it was super annoying

fierce rain
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I thought I was just cool like that

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Shame

rare yew
fierce rain
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My apologizes Mr Thunk

stoic lagoon
keen glen
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alive ass

rare yew
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That makes me wanna give you the role

fierce rain
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What are your options for timeout btw

stoic lagoon
rare yew
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lmfao

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You a real one

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Aight one week

keen glen
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little discord fact

rare yew
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I’ll see if I can also stay away for a week

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Ride or die

stoic lagoon
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Let's go, lads. 🫡

fierce rain
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See you on the other side, Gas man

rare yew
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Any other takers

keen glen
fierce rain
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Fuck it I’ll do a week too

stoic lagoon
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Bravo six, going dark

rare yew
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Before we drink the kool aid

rare yew
fierce rain
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Yknow what

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I’ll do a month if you match it

rare yew
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See you all next sunday

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Regale me with what you did this fine week

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07

pastel dagger
stoic lagoon
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Mods, you're in control

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Don't burn it down

keen glen
fierce rain
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Gonna be busy with work and school

pastel dagger
rare yew
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Gasmasked is gone

keen glen
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o7

fierce rain
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o7

rare yew
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Mr President is gone

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And so am I

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o7

keen glen
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alone again..

pastel dagger
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Bye 👋

timid laurel
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is the timeout thing still gonna happen?

pastel dagger
timid laurel
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ah beg your pardon

pastel dagger
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What

timid laurel
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ah beg your pardon

pastel dagger
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K

keen glen
timid laurel
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ah beg your pardon

keen glen
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?

timid laurel
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ah beg your pardon

keen glen
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ohhh ok

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i get it now

latent junco
# rare yew Mr President is gone

Hey mr jimbo sir? Can we add +1 mult to base jimbo? I feel like he doesnt get enough love.

Also tysm for making a game that my kid loves to watch. Very autism friendly and like.. number go up!

keen glen
latent junco
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Lol.

worldly canyon
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We gotta get

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Jumbo Jimbo

latent junco
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gasp

sacred bear
stray vault
glad oriole
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oh man i missed the weeklong purge

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i will partake unofficially

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bye bye

dapper creek
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do y'all fw esdee

hasty socket
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yesterday I just got banned from the deltarune server the first day lmao

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because of a joke

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I think I'll just stay here

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What you guys are up too

hasty socket
undone carbon
hasty socket
stray vault
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I know this particular server

undone carbon
stray vault
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That bans people for wrong grammar

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😂

undone carbon
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I beat every secret boss

hasty socket
stray vault
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Deleting messages is also strictly prohibited

undone carbon
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In fact all I do in delta rune anymore is do a boss rush of every secret boss at once without dying

hasty socket
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wait can I show you guys the ban reason?

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On game discussion

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I can't send images

undone carbon
hasty socket
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Wait nah they're talking of something else here don't wanna ruin the discussion

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I'll explain

stray vault
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Send in off topic

hasty socket
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someone posted a Kriselle image of Kris stepping on noelle head because I wanted to do a point on basketball

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so for a joke I said "I wish I was noelle"

undone carbon
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That's it?

hasty socket
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then a mod came

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and said why

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and I gived them an equation of first grade just to let them know I was joking

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Didn't end well

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tried an appeal but it was rejected

undone carbon
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How is this a big deal

vestal quiver
undone carbon
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Is it because the mod wants kris more

hasty socket
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I don't know if he thought I was a ped0 or SMTH but I'm 15 years old God damnit

vestal quiver
hasty socket
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So I just put my age in English in my bio but I see the problem

stray vault
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Im 12

vestal quiver
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BAN HIM

hasty socket
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DELETE IT

stray vault
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The game is for kids above or equal 12

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So im legit

undone carbon
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Ig

hasty socket
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Discord not

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dude you don't know what's in there

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It's for your safety

undone carbon
stray vault
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Says a 15yo kid

vestal quiver
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this guys going to get banned

stray vault
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🤓

hasty socket
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you have to be 14

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Okay mods ban him this guy doesn't listen

vestal quiver
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real

hasty socket
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I reported him

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you asked for it dude

deft egret
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I FINALLY GOT NANEINF

hasty socket
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Baron and mime?

deft egret
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Yep

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That run was really lucky ngl

undone carbon
stray vault
deft egret
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I got a dna rerolled and then got a mime directly afterwards

stray vault
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You are actually serious about age self claim on discord

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Bro

hasty socket
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you can't be here THAT'S IT

stray vault
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15yro is still quite young lmao

hasty socket
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You need 14 to stay here..

stray vault
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Im 24

hasty socket
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BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE 12

stray vault
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Buddy just takes discord statement with a grain of salt

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😭

hasty socket
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Why should you have said that

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for what context

stray vault
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For a demonstration

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"you know people can lie about there age on the internet since it's anonymous"

vestal quiver
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that works

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but you can be banned by saying that even if it's a joke

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just by the way 🤣

hasty socket
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dude why...

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I already reported literally

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Well you fucked around so

vestal quiver
hasty socket
vestal quiver
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I hate ride the bus

hasty socket
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Me too

undone carbon
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Guys is naninf ever going to get fixed?

vestal quiver
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I also don't really like obelisk cuz it will always reset so often 😭

vestal quiver
hasty socket
stray vault
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🤓

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Discord has that appeal button

vestal quiver
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still if you were to appeal your age you'd have to provide an ID

stray vault
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🙂

stray vault
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That what they said

hasty socket
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@undone carbon did someone in the deltarune server said something about that though?

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Sorry for the tag but I need you dude

undone carbon
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I don't think so

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Everyone just politely ignored it

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Probably scared that they would get banned too

hasty socket
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search for my last message

undone carbon
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At which channel?

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The Delta rune discussion channel?

undone carbon
hasty socket
hasty socket
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Castle town

undone carbon
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Ok here I go

hasty socket
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Screenshot the guy who banned me and put it on off topic

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Thanks Mr potatoe

errant mason
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I love eating potatoes

lavish sigil
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yay we got unmuted

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🐴

rich herald
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balatrito

tidal bobcat
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balala

vestal quiver
lost vector
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11.5 times

quiet jasper
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why this server have not no vc

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<@&1133519078540185692> where vc!!!!

novel fjord
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We dont really need one

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Anyways ping when you actually need a mod action.

fathom minnow
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Never had one, we can't moderate the chat within with 100,000s memebrs

swift sail
warped sphinx
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'preciate it

vivid island
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Just noticed that Joker role and Mod role now have role icons.

frozen fossil
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why has thunk's pfp been changing lately

hot vortex
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And gradient

vivid island
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legendary jokers only had the gradient though...

hot vortex
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and us now too

zealous tendon
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consider… using text to talk to people about Balatro? you know, the same way you've been complaining about a lack of a voice channel?

solemn elm
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I guess we're making Blue now

opaque shard
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Blue

neon galleon
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hi

swift sail
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hola

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hi hello

neon galleon
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sorry

swift sail
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I forgive you

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Via con dios

neon galleon
marble sparrow
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@torpid elm COME AND CHALLENGE ME

swift sail
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one day I wish to have the hubris of a random chatter

marble sparrow
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Seems like I've killed gasgas419...

neon galleon
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what

marble sparrow
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he killed my father in a brutal war

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and i took him out

swift sail
neon galleon
torpid elm
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no

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ssory i was eating ricotta without a fork

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also you already died

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i shot you

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you can choose someoene to fight for you

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but you cant fight me

solemn elm
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i didnt realise you were in the NL server

torpid elm
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@marble sparrow where did you go

fathom minnow
solemn elm
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woah

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i am in a lot of servers tbf

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mostly roguelike ones

torpid elm
solemn elm
# torpid elm what roguelikes do you play?

I have 37 in my steam library but the ones I've played the most are Balatro (567 hours on steam, ~1000 hours all platforms) TBOI (565 hours on steam), RoR2 (300 hours on steam), and Hades 1/2 (160.5 / 110 hours on steam)

torpid elm
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oohh i just started play ror2

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i got it on xmas

swift sail
torpid elm
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im not good at it tho

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my best is like world 4 or 5

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also i tried tboi last week but i dont understand the game at all

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do you play ETG?'

solemn elm
# torpid elm do you play ETG?'

ive played it a bit, 16 hours on steam.
i havent really gotten into it much, i definitely prefer isaac's gameplay and combat

torpid elm
marble sparrow
torpid elm
tawny pasture
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@swift sail we only have 3 mutuals. But gothic and I have 9 mutual servers.

marble sparrow
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That was pistolgunman II

tawny pasture
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Scoreboard

marble sparrow
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I'm pistolgunman III

swift sail
marble sparrow
tawny pasture
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Can't believe you'd just leave the balatro discord to teach me a lesson :/

swift sail
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look what you made me do

tawny pasture
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It's true. I've seen you're a Pete and Pete enjoyer. The most unpredictable of people

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D: wth billionaire noooo

marble sparrow
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😄

swift sail
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A necessary sacrifice

tawny pasture
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Come back!

torpid elm
marble sparrow
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Who said that?

torpid elm
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i said it

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before

marble sparrow
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I'm still standing tho

torpid elm
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you are the spirit

marble sparrow
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I have 7000 clones of pistol G man I hidden

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I'm not

torpid elm
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bro is inventing stuff

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just admit you lost

swift sail
marble sparrow
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I didnt

torpid elm
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you did

marble sparrow
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I didnt

tawny pasture
swift sail
marble sparrow
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looks at spirit hands

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IM DEAD?

torpid elm
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yes

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what i have been trying to tell you

tawny pasture
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Wait sorry thats my store in TCG sim. You know how I think video games are real sometimes.

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Wait when'd I get a lil jimbo plush by my name? I finally got one! 😭

swift sail
marble sparrow
tawny pasture
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Take that make ship. I got one anyways

torpid elm
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i would put like the oil spill emoji like mariokart but cant find it

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so im gonna use my "nope" jolly

undone carbon
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What did I stumble across

undone carbon
icy patrol
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hi

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what's up

brave bluff
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guys do NOT play balatro, it's WOKE

slim junco
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Get out!

brave bluff
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with the strenght tarot card you can turn a jack (man) into a queen (woman)

slim junco
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HOLD ON

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Well you can strength that into a Queen (Woman) into King (man)

brave bluff
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he literally transitioned TWICE

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that's WOKE

slim junco
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No no, he's got a point.

brave bluff
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(not to talk about polichrome being a gay rainbow)

slim junco
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No no, he does not have a point.

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And the fact that you can get polychrome King/Queen/Jack in Standard Packs...

sinful knot
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What even is an ace

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Non binary?

fleet jasper
hot vortex
torpid elm
hot vortex
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same thing

torpid elm
primal wraith
torpid elm
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sussy baka

pastel dagger
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wow

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🤯

raven ice
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peter

errant mason
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I'm so hungry...

primal wraith
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👀

solemn elm
torpid elm
wind pecan
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Good morning char

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What’s the highest number of cards y’all have ever gotten in a deck? Mine was like 77-78 last night which is probably a baby number (no stone cards)

marble sparrow
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I'm eating a lollipop and it separated from the stick qnd it's in my mouth

pastel dagger
wind pecan
pastel dagger
raven ice
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i think thr highest ive gotten was when i was doing a cloud 9 run and got to like 150

wind pecan
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(I don’t have gif perms so pretend that is the mr crabs bruh meme)

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Cloud 9 run is tempting

raven ice
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i got a nat neg bp and a nat neg idol

wind pecan
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Never tried it before

raven ice
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i got screwed by a boss blind cant remember which one tho

wind pecan
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The Nothing
all cards are debuffed

torpid elm
wind pecan
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It could be but because you can do nothing, it’s called the nothing

torpid elm
pastel dagger
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Call it “the “

static mango
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Balaro

torpid elm
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the 1 +/- 1

static mango
pastel dagger
static mango
torpid elm
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fem

pastel dagger
wind pecan
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+1 fent x 1 fart

static mango
wind pecan
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Seattle Joker

static mango
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Because bodily function

pastel dagger
static mango
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Hilarious

fathom minnow
tawny pasture
#

only the cool guys got the invite 😎

simple cliff
#

soul card in a fully eternal madness build minus the madness. technically i can sell the madness but ill be pissed as hell if its cicot or trib

solemn elm
#

do you have an open slot or is it just selling madness that would let you take Soul

simple cliff
#

it was bait i KNEW it was bait but i had to take it. I even got one of the better pulls (yorick) and i still lost by 50k

#

couldnt get him online in time

solemn elm
#

knowing its bait and taking it still... means youre lying to yourself about something

sacred hatch
#

I brainstormed alot of Joker ideas and now I need to learn how to make them real

long atlas
#

brainstorm you say…

graceful drift
boreal heath
#

balatro

sacred hatch
long atlas
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it mr_bones

fickle moss
#

Jimbo's party, bring Jimbo's, or take some.

hot vortex
sacred hatch
#

Is it lazy that I'm making my mod with Joker Forge ?

pallid sapphire
#

Yes, off with your head

autumn hearth
#

Jimbos

vale token
#

Hello guys

autumn hearth
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Dead guy

wind pecan
pastel dagger
wind pecan
#

balatro_B 🗿

pastel dagger
wind pecan
errant mason
wicked sleet
#

When you can't even say my name

vale token
#

Ay we got solid snake on this server

#

W

rigid night
hot vortex
wind pecan
#

grabber gros_michel 💦

little moat
#

Stop touching your Gross Michael

sacred hatch
wind pecan
#

My fat Michael

untold garden
steel fiber
sullen coral
#

how can i put mods in my game

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is steam btw

sacred hatch
#

Or just use Steam

sullen coral
#

i don't hunderstand how can i install balatro mod manager

solemn elm
weak wyvern
#

Does anyone know where localthunk got all the sound effects for Balatro

solemn elm
weak wyvern
graceful drift
#

she multiplies on my chips until i win the run

wind pecan
#

Uhm moderators ☝️🤓 they are spammign

wind pecan
solemn elm
#

sad borse

keen glen
#

its ok horse

olive pagoda
#

Feeling humorous

sacred hatch
wind pecan
#

Winner

timid cloak
#

whats the mod that says what the jokers are gonna do right below them called

solemn elm
raven ice
#

why

zenith garnet
#

QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME A RANDOM WORD

sacred hatch
zenith garnet
#

yeah good enough

#

for context this is what i am naming my beehemoth in atm10 lmao

pastel dagger
ocean schooner
west epoch
pastel dagger
#

I know

opaque shard
#

I'm making pound cake

#

Who want some

rigid night
#

Sure

vast raft
distant quarry
#

Parabol transition or nat negative blueprint

ocean schooner
prisma idol
#

EGG 🗣️

minor ember
prisma idol
torpid barn
#

can someone help me, i cant enter in the balatro discord with my main discord account

small hamlet
#

are you banned perhaps

strong prairie
desert wadi
hot vortex
#

interesting....

quaint sigil
#

Hello, asking again if there is a hotkey to start a new run or if it's just a mod

strong prairie
prisma idol
quaint sigil
#

Thanks so much :v

brisk verge
#

Hello

prisma idol
#

hello

autumn shell
#

Hi

woeful condor
#

salutations

graceful drift
#

Homer bought Bart some brand new kicks
Bart showed them off thought he was slick

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Bart and his friends played a game on the hill
Milhouse got dragged and took a nasty spill

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Homer snuck to the power plant in the middle of the night
He cut the power to the south, not a single light

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🗣️🔥

woeful condor
#

hold up... his writing is THIS fire??

graceful drift
#

😎

desert wadi
#

no gifs

dapper creek
icy patrol
#

i am....

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Pedro

#

hey Local Ban me

#

please

#

two days without talk here

#

please

solemn elm
#

i have never not been blue

#

you cant prove otherwise

strong prairie
#

god why are image previews disabled too

solemn elm
#

nuh uh

scenic cliff
#

i do not see an image so i must believe Lilo's statement blindly

solemn elm
#

also how dare you take a screenshot of me being misinformed and spreading misinformation /j

scenic cliff
#

that's just how it goes

strong prairie
scenic cliff
#

bummer!

worthy phoenix
#

Ñ

#

😭🙏

strong prairie
tardy garnet
obtuse snow
#

why is the icon in r/balatro the gift card joker

#
  • localthunk changed his pfp recently
#

...announcement incoming?

solemn elm
torn jasper
#

man, i hope someone Lilo my Thunk

wicked sleet
boreal niche
#

THAT'S TERRIFYING

steel fiber
#

congratulations!

hot vortex
strong prairie
pastel dagger
upper solstice
opaque shard
#

I'm gay

hot vortex
obtuse snow
#

me next

rare yew
opaque shard
#

Can I NOT get joker role

keen glen
sullen kindle
#

@final pier I do not know you don't friend req me

obtuse snow
turbid atlas
#

bros blue

obtuse snow
#

NOOOO I DIDNT REALISE THAT WAS THE CONDITION

#

i am fallen to my knees

#

I WAS JOKING I SWEAR

#

I SWEARRRRR

wicked sleet
#

Wth

pastel dagger
#

The heck

wicked sleet
#

And my message?

pastel dagger
#

It’s gone

wicked sleet
#

I think my message became invisible

pastel dagger
#

😭

obtuse snow
#

i feel like miwa that one time she made a binding vow and fucked herself over

#

im going back to modding gen,,,

pastel dagger
wicked sleet
pastel dagger
pearl raft
#

Petah

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da hourse is here

#

🏇

pastel dagger
#

🐴

undone carbon
#

What the hell is the joker role?

obtuse snow
#

gege akutamiiiiii

undone carbon
obtuse snow
#

zz

rich musk
#

i think my favorite joker is green needle

undone carbon
tidal bobcat
pastel dagger
#

Dont

#

Cry

#

I am just a fish

#

Stop reacting me I will boil you

tidal bobcat
#

How do I responge to that

pastel dagger
#

By not reacting to me

#

You fool

tidal bobcat
#

But I'm a fish fool

pastel dagger
#

You are naturally in water, I need but to heat it

stray vault
tidal bobcat
#

No more discards for you

#

Go, the water

rigid night
pastel dagger
rustic grotto
#

Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a way of life. I breathe and live Balatro. If I had a son, I'd name him Full, and if I had two, I'd name them Two and Pair so they could level up to 18 and defeat the Boss Blind as adults. Here's to Balatro, oh, how I'd raise a glass to Balatro. It made me a better person, and when my phone dies, it closes its eyes to play it in my mind. The Wheel of Fortune dictates my life: I always carry a banana in my pocket for extra points. I identify with the Misprint Joker because my mental state is just as unstable. I can't even go up stairs without thinking about Balatro, and the day I die, I hope they engrave on my tombstone: "Died in the middle of a game of Balatro."
The only heart I want is the Queen's. My dad thinks he's lost his mind, but he doesn't know what it's like to be the highest card in the family. The day Balatro has no more fans is the day it will cease to exist...

upper solstice
#

Who told you to write an essay on balatro brk

#

Balatro university isnt like

#

An actual school

#

You know that right?

flint copper
#

Balatro glazer GPT

stray vault
#

I have seen this copy pasta elsewhere

latent junco
#

who dafuq @ me?

tidal bobcat
pastel dagger
#

🇫🇮

#

🐟

tidal bobcat
#

Finland? yeah that's where all fish kind come from

#

Fishland is that actual name, people are just afraid of the fish

icy patrol
#

Hello

pastel dagger
#

Goodbye

uneven sinew
narrow imp
#

<@&1133519078540185692> , roughly 1 hour ago @gentle bloom sent me a friend request, despite me not knowing them or having interacted with them. This is the only mutual server I have with them. Part of me suspects that they are a scammer, though I unfortunately have no proof yet

halcyon wolf
narrow imp
#

Not yet. But the fact they joined today and did this seems odd

halcyon wolf
zealous tendon
#

thanks, banned!

#

if you join and immediately start sending DMs / friend requests, that's a ban

#

especially if you don't send any messages to the server…

narrow imp
#

And they had joined <t:1770610620:R> too

#

Which, if someone is gonna send a friend request, at they very least could they send a dm introducing themselves

rain anvil
#

“Hey I got a soul on abandoned deck”

looks inside
trib

#

:<

icy patrol
#

teib trick

wary furnace
#

Why does the game constantly crash once you have over 40 consumables on PlayStation

tawny pasture
#

Because that's a lot of consumables

wary furnace
#

I managed to get up to 70 on ante 16 to try to get extra hand size with bean but it’s just a dead run now

compact stump
#

We back

compact stump
prisma idol
#

Welcome back again cleb

compact stump
#

thx wsp

shy dove
compact stump
#

tru

wary furnace
#

Perkeo

cedar echo
icy patrol
cedar echo
stray vault
#

Where is femboy baseball card

icy patrol
halcyon wolf
cedar echo
wary furnace
stray vault
#

I dont understand Shakespearean

#

So I mpregged you

cedar echo
stray vault
#

Kirk deserves a horse react

wary furnace
#

We carry the flame

cedar echo
#

Not funny

sweet trench
#

perkeo mid

sweet trench
cedar echo
wary furnace
sweet trench
#

nl

#

no

halcyon wolf
sweet trench
#

yes, he thinks human well is a joke

#

foolish

halcyon wolf
#

someone

im not finishing this joke

wary furnace
sweet trench
#

human wrll

#

well

halcyon wolf
#

sentient fleshy well

sweet trench
#

?

gloomy herald
undone carbon
#

Just like charlie kirk himself

long perch
#

Hello 🤑

halcyon wolf
blazing silo
#

Aye

#

Y'all just lost THE GAME

autumn shell
#

obelisk is stupid

halcyon wolf
blazing silo
autumn shell
#

That game sucks

surreal meadow
#

why do people hate chicot

autumn axle
summer needle
native dust
#

it’s situationally good, but when you need it, it fucks hard

stray vault
#

It just takes a joker slot

#

And it always gives value when needed

#

The main problem is you only need it in boss blind

surreal meadow
stray vault
#

It and loyalty card

#

They are hated cuz they only activate in certain blinds

#

And the rest they just take a joker slot

shy dove
#

well tbf chicot doesnt work every blind thats true

#

usually its the boss blinds where you actually need the help

stray vault
#

Yeah thats why i say it always gives value when needed

shy dove
#

mhm

#

sorry im sleepy right now

tidal bobcat
#

🎣

shy dove
#

perkeo is strong

frail nimbus
#

how do i get the jimbo tag?

wary furnace
worldly canyon
wary furnace
north crescent
#

no way yall think chicot is worse than perkeo

exotic sparrow
wary furnace
exotic sparrow
wary furnace
exotic sparrow
#

yeah well the game is balanced around ante 8 CHARLIE

wary furnace
#

Also rebate sucks golden ticket on top

summer needle
north crescent
#

not debatable at all its so crazy wrong

wary furnace
summer needle
#

odd todd

north crescent
#

i reckon campfire is better than all 3 of those

summer needle
#

True tho

north crescent
#

easily over perkeo and bs

summer needle
ocean wolf
#

Idk I think jolly joker is pretty good

limpid sparrow
#

First basquit, now my mommy hearts?!

#

WHY NOPE?!

summer needle
#

What in the fuck is mommy hearts

errant mason
#

Petuh

hardy breach
#

guys

#

i was today years old when i realized all legendary jokers arent locked from the start

solemn elm
#

ENA, the horse is here

pale garden
#

the thing that makes shredded cheese extra tasty is the powdery coating they put on it to stop it sticking together

solemn elm
steel fiber
#

GROANNNNNNNNN <@&1133519078540185692>

#

thanks again

undone carbon
#

What happened?

steel fiber
#

a bot showed up that popped up around the 5th of this month but didn't say anything in here until today

magic dome
#

In vanilla Balatro, exponential growth cant be seen in any mechanic/joker/sense of the game right?

summer needle
solemn elm
ionic hinge
#

I wish I could record my mobile Balatro gameplay while at work without it taking up so much space on my phone. So I could make videos.

quick hemlock
#

Hello

summer needle
#

Oh my god it's jose balatrino

scarlet obsidian
#

balatro balatrez 🤙

restive heart
visual basin
#

Mirror Mirror on the wall, magical knower of things all, tell me now, am i the reddest

brave bluff
visual basin
#

A RED GUY?!?!!!??
WHO. IS. THIS. RED GUY!!!!!

brave bluff
#

oh fuck i messed up

#

's been ages since I played antonblast

brave bluff
verbal moth
#

hi guys

#

i have a posible naneinf

#

2 triboulet 1 tragicmedia and 1 blueprint and idol

visual basin
raven ice
#

peter

median stag
#

rate balaltro 10-10

#

lol

hasty socket
#

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

echo echo
#

hello

forest wagon
midnight drum
hasty socket
#

what's the chance of, by having 500 idols, each of them idolizing only 1 single card of a 52 full deck

forest wagon
#

0%

rare yew
#

1 in 52^499

forest wagon
#

or do they hit different targets?

forest wagon
rare yew
#

It’s 1 in 52^499

undone carbon
#

Why did you say that twice?

potent gull
rare yew
#

I unno

#

Do they hit the same card?

undone carbon
#

I don't actually know

potent gull
undone carbon
#

Wait you programmed the game shouldn't you know?

rare yew
opal gate
#

I know nobody is gonna say yes but doesn't anyone here play balatro

#

Niche game I like to play

#

I wonder if anyone here shares the same interest

undone carbon
#

...

undone carbon
rare yew
strong prairie
hasty socket
#

not anked up

#

and everyone of them just wants 1 card

#

the same one

strong prairie
#

it either works the same as all the other idols or it isn't an idol

#

unless you mean across 500 different saved games, for some reason

hasty socket
#

maybe I should have said bloodstone instead of idol