🎙・server-chat

[safe mural]

balatro

[pastel dagger]

Perkeo X trib

[safe mural]

no way

mods can someone kick me, my discord bugged and i cant use the leave button

[lost vector]

I ship Baron x Trib and Ice Cream x Popcorn

[steel tangle]

huh.

[stoic escarp]

Blueprint, brainstorm, they always look at each other

[steel tangle]

They could be looking away from eachother too though

[stoic escarp]

They like to be at the two leftmost positions

And copy eachother

[wild aspen]

i won my first ever run on balatro 😝✌️

[cyan wadi]

999% guarantee it was a flush build

[steel tangle]

he actually naneinfed on blackdeck by ante 7 with jolly joker

never judge a book by its cover

[wild aspen]

yeah it was i had like 27 diamonds cards by the end

was duplicating alot of them with dna

[cyan wadi]

ooh dna was also part of my first win

it made me think it was the best card in the game

[sacred hatch]

PIPIS ?

[desert wadi]

[sacred hatch]

Spamtong's baby with Tenna

[coral pebble]

[steep raft]

Hello chat

[desert wadi]

[sacred hatch]

One single problem... Who's the father

[desert wadi]

spamtongue probably

[clever narwhal]

Deltarune? In a Balatro discord server? how peculiar.

[raven ice]

peter

[steep raft]

Hell yeah

[peak laurel]

hey any of the <@&1133519078540185692> online and available to discuss some things

idk if theres an area to discuss issues or if you guys prefer DMs

[swift sail]

DMs are open

[peak laurel]

cool, I appreciate it

[raven ice]

dms are open for me too

im not a mod though

[rigid wren]

On Android and lost all progress. Any fix?

[vernal night]

stay up all night replaying

[strange meadow]

yay

[thin pumice]

yay

[clever dome]

yay

[tidal valve]

Id pray these folk are joking and take it to #1200105253559873707

[scenic cliff]

Scream if you Love Balatro

[long atlas]

AAAAAAAAAH

oh yeah i guess i like balatro too

[nova badge]

gng everyone is screaming 😭😭

[scenic cliff]

Lmfao

[strong canyon]

How can I try to force the black hole spectral card?

[long atlas]

you can’t, just pray

[dapper creek]

“…”

[rocky blaze]

DASVFB GDAVGRFW$#RBWGRFNH SYRHT^%GTHWRNYMDGJ FM JGDNHYFTSGRTBSNHFDGM HFJUT&^WY$%GATDG

[scenic cliff]

Study advanced physics

[dapper creek]

you can’t

[pearl raft]

Petah

[dapper creek]

the horse is here

[halcyon wolf]

i spawn randomly

goodbye

[neon galleon]

Hello

[autumn axle]

🃏 🐀

[strong canyon]

achievement

[sacred summit]

coñete

[deep saddle]

i bought the balatro playing cards

$23 after shipping and taxes

[rapid wagon]

locuron

[proper merlin]

oh i cant send images

[tawny pasture]

This channel is like a video game guide from gameFAQs in 04.

Text only

[pastel dagger]

👍

[bright crow]

wow

i wanted to buy them also but here in my country they are more expensive

[autumn axle]

Balatreate

[void bison]

Egg is a Food joker but not a Food class Joker

Its theme is the same as the others but it doesn't share the common characteristic of expiration

[prisma idol]

The purge is over 😌

[opaque shard]

I'm back

I missed you all

[rare yew]

Let’s do it again

[opaque shard]

YAY

[rare yew]

Who’s in

[opaque shard]

I'm in!!!

[prisma idol]

I'm out this time :3

[rare yew]

Coward

[glad oriole]

meow

[compact stump]

hello..

lol

[wind pecan]

Hello char

[glad oriole]

maybe

[rare yew]

Cleb deserves another 24 hours

[wind pecan]

Hello mods and staff

[compact stump]

i might do

[glad oriole]

that would be me

[compact stump]

That’s for u to decide

[glad oriole]

mhm mhm

[compact stump]

i won’t complain

[opaque shard]

So uh

What now

[rare yew]

Cleb cheated and used an alt

[compact stump]

Yeahh

[rare yew]

Disassemble his atoms

[glad oriole]

noob

[compact stump]

i got bored that on me

[glad oriole]

banish the alt

[rare yew]

I should ban the alt

[compact stump]

7 days timeout

[rare yew]

Honestly

[glad oriole]

howd you get bored tho

theres so many other things to do

[prisma idol]

Yes, correct

Oop

[prisma idol]

Yes

[opaque shard]

Like play Balatro

[compact stump]

it’s late and my friends asleep

soooo i got bored

[glad oriole]

then sleep

[compact stump]

that’s on me

[compact stump]

i tried

[prisma idol]

CHEATER

[compact stump]

I KNOW

[prisma idol]

Smh

[wind pecan]

Sale balatrito

[rare yew]

What I should do is make a self immolation channel and whenever you post a message in there it times you out for 24 hours

So people can exercise some forced self control

[compact stump]

Does it gives u 20 bucks?

[glad oriole]

you should make a channel that bans anyone who talks in it and put it at the top of the channel list

👀

[opaque shard]

Chill chat's spiritual successor

[glad oriole]

20 bucks for that
you cant be serious

i wouldnt evem give you 5 dollars to do that

[opaque shard]

Channel that fucking kills you

[snow fog]

Make a joker that upon selling it locks you out of the game for 24 hours

[prisma idol]

Channel that sends you to Zimbabwe

[glad oriole]

perfect for scam bots

[compact stump]

immolate

[glad oriole]

i see

[rare yew]

It was an immolate joke

[compact stump]

thunk got it

[sharp cliff]

I AM FREE

[prisma idol]

Thunk made the game, I'd hope he got it

[rigid night]

Glad to be back

[rare yew]

Did anyone else cheat

[compact stump]

yeahhhh

[rare yew]

Be honest

[sharp cliff]

i can post the decks i drew

[glad oriole]

meow

okay

[prisma idol]

Does lurking count?

[glad oriole]

im sorry for all the meowing

[rigid night]

scratches

[glad oriole]

^w^

[rare yew]

I mean I did warn you

Multiple times

[glad oriole]

you did

[rigid night]

Does talking in a mod server count?

[opaque shard]

I actually did go outside in the morning

[glad oriole]

if u wanna fime me out thats okay

:p

[sharp cliff]

i feel like you should just be able to be moderator if you get timed out enough

unlock condition

100 days

[rare yew]

Did anyone have a nice day away from discord

[sharp cliff]

no

[glad oriole]

no i still used discord

[sharp cliff]

i'm in 2 other balatro discords

[glad oriole]

buuut i did use it less

yk

cuz this is mu most used server

[sharp cliff]

2 modded balatro discords*

[rigid night]

I worked on an electronics project

[opaque shard]

I still used Discord quite a bit

But at least I went outside

[sharp cliff]

i did take a 3 hour class on atatomy tho

[compact stump]

I did try not to buuut i had to stay at my house today and got really bored

[sharp cliff]

drew a skellington

[compact stump]

so yeah, just a 5/10 day

[rare yew]

So wait after all that I was the only one that didn’t use discord

[sharp cliff]

i am getting that septology by jon fosse for my birthday now

[rare yew]

Other than timing out Clebs alt

[prisma idol]

Tbh not really, and that's not even because the lack of discord, life stuff happened today

[glad oriole]

u cant stop me from using dms :p

but i can stop myself..

hmmm

[sharp cliff]

i had to actually draw so i had something to post when i got out

literally just finished a deck

[prisma idol]

Can you though

[glad oriole]

:3

[rare yew]

Prove it

[glad oriole]

uuuhhh

okay :39

bye bye

[prisma idol]

Lemme test

[rare yew]

I’m gonna take another day off discord

My day was markedly better without it

[compact stump]

I might deserve another 24 hours tbf

[compact stump]

We are not seeing u again are we

lol

[opaque shard]

There's not much I do in real life anyway Ig

[fierce rain]

Well hello fellas

[bitter pilot]

i didn't know localthunk was actually active in his server

[opaque shard]

Hello Mr. President

[fierce rain]

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

[compact stump]

Here’s Nixon

we all here now

[opaque shard]

Markiplier for president

[fierce rain]

I wasn’t on it terribly much, just messaging in my local game store’s server to see if they have any PS Vitas in stock

[opaque shard]

Did they

[fierce rain]

They don’t

[opaque shard]

Damn it

[fierce rain]

Ikr

I want a vita so bad

[compact stump]

Yk what time me out another 24, i have a busy day tomorrow it won’t be as bad

no alts this time

i swear

[rare yew]

Aight respect

[fierce rain]

You used an alt?

[prisma idol]

W cleb

[fierce rain]

Damn dude

[compact stump]

yeh 😞

[fierce rain]

Damn bro

[rare yew]

I got him

Brave soldier

[fierce rain]

🫡

[long perch]

I feel left out can i get timed out too

[prisma idol]

o7

[fierce rain]

DM me if you need anything brochacho

o7

[rare yew]

You want a 24 hour I’ll do it

[long perch]

Yes

[rare yew]

It’s kinda nice

[fierce rain]

Give him a week for the hell of it

[rare yew]

Nah gave him a day

[fierce rain]

Damn

How was your day thunk

Get anything productive done?

[rare yew]

It was alright pretty busy

[fierce rain]

Nice! What’d you do?

[rare yew]

Uhhhhh some of it was IRL stuff that I probably shouldn’t give details on, but generally busy

Plus like groceries, laundry

[fierce rain]

Hey man, no worries!

I also did some groceries

[rare yew]

Cooked dinner, watched some olympics

[fierce rain]

Not anything important but I did go buy muffins and soda!

And a thing of ice cream

Spent like $30 CAD

[rare yew]

I got so many groceries

$330

[fierce rain]

Gah damn

[rare yew]

I was looooow

[fierce rain]

Are you feeding just yourself or your partner as well?

[rare yew]

Both of us yeah

[fierce rain]

That makes sense, still crazy

Groceries are expensive now holy damn

[rare yew]

Usually it’s like $150-200

[fierce rain]

I don’t miss needing to buy my own groceries

[sharp cliff]

ok i just posted my decks to fan art :)
Very relieving i have been waiting to do that

[fierce rain]

I’d drop $75-$250 weekly

It was awful

[rigid night]

I'm NOT doing that again voluntarily

[fierce rain]

I moved back in with my parents though

[rare yew]

This makes me want to time you out so bad

[fierce rain]

It couldn’t’ve been that bad

[opaque shard]

Do it

No balls

[fierce rain]

Staying off devices is healthy

[rare yew]

This is true

[fierce rain]

Too much reliance on a single digital forum is really unhealthy

Expand your horizons and shit yk

[opaque shard]

I do gotta get out a little more often

Go out*

[rigid night]

I was talking about crazy grocery prices. I was feeling generous and offered to handle it this week for my parents and I. Never again

[sharp cliff]

tbf i wouldn't have this scholarship thing if it wasn't for balatro discord honestly

[fierce rain]

Same, I feel like shit being so cooped up but all my friends moved for college and it’s too cold to go do anything

[raven ice]

peter

[sharp cliff]

balatro has gotten me drawing so much more and getting better much faster

[raven ice]

hi localthunk

[sharp cliff]

so i probably wouldn't have this opportunity

[raven ice]

i have a question umm how many new jokers will there be

[rare yew]

But what has it done for you lately

[keen glen]

meow

[raven ice]

neigh

[rare yew]

Oh rip

[fierce rain]

I usually rack up 250-600km walked playing Pokémon Go every summer so that usually takes off any winter ‘fat’ I gain, but it still feels crappy doing nothing all winter

[sharp cliff]

i literally am only in that anatomy class that i started today because of it

[keen glen]

can someone fact check this please

[raven ice]

are you begging to be horsed or what

[sharp cliff]

most likely

maybe i wouldn't be

[opaque shard]

Petah

The horse is here

[keen glen]

dont horse me DO NOT horse me

[fierce rain]

I have the perfect gif for this but I don’t have perms unfortunately

[keen glen]

NO

[raven ice]

youre lucky im in a good mood pal

[sharp cliff]

but it has made me a lot better at art and given me a real reason to draw every day

[raven ice]

that wasnt me

invalid horse

[keen glen]

imphorseonation

[raven ice]

yes

[sharp cliff]

drawing on paper again after summer was kinda shocking

[wanton inlet]

hey, quick question, my audio in balatro is really crushed for some reason?

[raven ice]

ive never seen people complain about the sound track

i personally like it pal

[fierce rain]

Are your audio drivers up to date? And can your computer properly run the game?

[raven ice]

better watch yourself

[wanton inlet]

i have no explanation for what's causing it but closing and rebooting doesn't fix it

[rigid night]

I spent the last day working on an electronics project and playing my guitar

[wanton inlet]

yeah, i'm streaming right now if you want to come and take a look

[keen glen]

are you using blueetooth head set

[fierce rain]

I platinumed sky landers imaginators today

[raven ice]

strike two pal

[keen glen]

NO

please

[raven ice]

strike three then youre out

[rare yew]

Aight see you in anywhere from 24 hours to a week chat

Or who knows maybe never

[raven ice]

whattt

[sharp cliff]

whaaat

[raven ice]

thats lame

stay active

[wanton inlet]

Wired

[raven ice]

keep a streak going

[wanton inlet]

Hi localthunk

[fierce rain]

Cya thunk! Don’t lurk too hard :>

[rare yew]

No I don’t like chatting on the internet

[sharp cliff]

i'm 100%ing sm64 again

[rare yew]

Later!

[raven ice]

ima glue you

[fierce rain]

Good luck in your endeavours

[sharp cliff]

you're getting glued thunk

know this

[rare yew]

Thank you, you as well Mr President

[fierce rain]

What does that even mean

[sharp cliff]

idk

[keen glen]

localglunk

[raven ice]

a non horse would clearly not understand

see

[fierce rain]

localglue

[raven ice]

laukins gets it

[fierce rain]

Idfk

[raven ice]

localpunk

[rare yew]

To clarify - I like it in the “I’m kinda addicted” sense but I know it’s ultimately a bad habit

[sharp cliff]

localfunky

[raven ice]

no its not

[fierce rain]

Oh yeah same

[raven ice]

i chat online for like

a hour a day

[rigid night]

I've only been more active because of snowstorms

[raven ice]

im healthy

[fierce rain]

Do you get out much or are you usually cooped up? I assume you’re home 99% of the time you’re working so just wondering

[raven ice]

lucky

[fierce rain]

Totally fine if you don’t feel comfortable answering

[rare yew]

I averaged 10k steps for the year of 2025, I need to get outside or I’d go out of my mind

[raven ice]

where did the whole glue thing come from

[rare yew]

But yeah I’m cooped up more than I’d like because of work

[raven ice]

you could retire rn btw

[fierce rain]

That’s great! I really hope you mean 10K daily and not for the total of 2025 😂

[rigid night]

Before he fixes Blue Stake?

[rare yew]

I know but I’m like 30 do you know how horrible that’d be for my mental

[fierce rain]

But no I totally understand, I’m like that too

[sharp cliff]

i think that would leave me feeling really empty

[raven ice]

ok ok maybe retire after you fix blue stake

[sharp cliff]

because i probably would fill that whole with balatro

[raven ice]

mmm balatro

[fierce rain]

God, how much does being the sole developer of a famous indie game even make you

[pastel dagger]

Hey yall

[raven ice]

balatro is not healthy

[sharp cliff]

but localthunk is the creator of balatro

makes balatro better

[raven ice]

you just got horsed

[fierce rain]

That’s crazy I didn’t even think about how much money you must’ve got

[keen glen]

i love chatting the internet i'm not able to leave my house much so its nice to still be able to talk to people

[sharp cliff]

to play more better balatro later

[pastel dagger]

oh no

[raven ice]

bro i have like

[sharp cliff]

feeds my gambling addiction

[rigid night]

First you bal then you atro

[raven ice]

5 hours on magic deck gold stake

[sharp cliff]

i do need to host poker nights again

[rare yew]

Yeah daily I mean, I try to run 5X per week

[pastel dagger]

First we photo then we Chad

[raven ice]

i cant play poker

im too young

wait a minute

underground illegal poker sites

[sharp cliff]

anyone with chips can play texas hold em

[fierce rain]

Tbf Balatro is a great gateway drug

[keen glen]

horses cant even hold the cards FUCK you

[rigid night]

I did at 12 for M&M's with friends

[fierce rain]

I will be going to the casino in August when I turn age of majority

[pastel dagger]

What kinda chips are they salt and vinegar

[sharp cliff]

i even have my own complicated poker variant that nobody wants to play

[raven ice]

Youre really pushing your luck right now laukins.

[keen glen]

i'm blasting you with my mind powers righ now buddy it's over for you "horse

[sharp cliff]

you could probably use salt and vinegar chips to play tbh

[cold idol]

good choice

[pastel dagger]

Let’s gooo

[sharp cliff]

spicy onces worth 5x as much

boom

poker

[rare yew]

Enough to retire but as amazing as that is it’s also a recipe for me to lose my marbles

[sharp cliff]

bust out your balatro playing card deck

[fierce rain]

I partially blame my future gambling addiction on you, Thunk. If I end up in a ditch I semi expect you to bail me out 🙏

[rare yew]

Don’t go to a casino

[young ice]

Omg localthunk hi

[fierce rain]

Why not

[rare yew]

That’s stupid

[raven ice]

localthunk

[rare yew]

Take a stats class

[cold idol]

please don't

[fierce rain]

Classes cost money

[sharp cliff]

i know i can't beat the casino

[raven ice]

put two mil on whatever color sigil chooses for you

[sharp cliff]

i don't actually like gambling

[rare yew]

Are you fr

[fierce rain]

Think of the profit I can make at the casino

[sharp cliff]

but balatro i can beat consistently

ahh

[young ice]

Not a bad idea

[keen glen]

im cursed with an unlucky spirit

[fierce rain]

I’m not not fr

[sharp cliff]

balatro is gambling with no downsides

[prisma idol]

What if I'm chronically lucky

[rigid night]

I went because they rented speakers from the AV company I work for

[wide dawn]

Are you local the thunk?

[sharp cliff]

1. I can always win
2. i don't lose money

[young ice]

That's what you think

[raven ice]

localthunk more like

[rare yew]

Correct way to make money from a casino

[raven ice]

local punk

[fierce rain]

I know that casinos are a scam but what else am I gonna do? I don’t enjoy drinking and I don’t smoke. How else am I going to spend my 19th birthday?

[sharp cliff]

what about just being really really good at blackjack

[keen glen]

strike three buddy i'm shooting you dead

[sharp cliff]

like really good

[raven ice]

localthunk open a balatro themed bar in anywhere BUT south carolina

[rare yew]

Not going to a casino

[raven ice]

please no

[keen glen]

do push ups

[cold idol]

playing balatro

[raven ice]

Coke

dude

[keen glen]

the drink

[rigid night]

I went to a local Indian place with some friends this past birthday

[fierce rain]

I am actually contracted by my code of ethics to go and gamble in my late best friend’s honour when I turn 19, at least once.

He never made it to 19, gotta do it for him.

[pastel dagger]

If localthunk made Balatro then did globalthunk make Walatro

[sharp cliff]

do crunches

[keen glen]

i'll crunch you

[rare yew]

There is an epidemic among young men about gambling way beyond their means before they’ve learned how to handle money properly

[raven ice]

some guy at mcdonnalds this morning at like 6am when i was grabbing my food was really awake so i asked him "how are you so awake" and he said "lots and lots of coke"

[rare yew]

Sports betting has made this way worse

[pastel dagger]

U the one that made the hit poker themed video game just sayin

[raven ice]

im never betting on sports

wait

[keen glen]

sports betting companies should be illegal

[raven ice]

horse racing is so wrong

can we like

[cold idol]

we have been taught to gamble even as a child with lootboxes

[raven ice]

ban it

[median elm]

sports betting and crypto gambling is such a problem

[keen glen]

ur just jealous cos ur slow

[fierce rain]

I agree that it’s bad, and I’m only going to put aside 150-200 bucks to spend. It’s not like they’re going to clear me out.

[sharp cliff]

this is why i love draft kings - the official sponsor of balatro

[pastel dagger]

Gambling is for the weak.

[sharp cliff]

oh wait

lol

[raven ice]

wait

[keen glen]

thats so much money

[raven ice]

they lowk just like football players

[fierce rain]

Not when you have a job

[pastel dagger]

And I am weak

[rare yew]

What if it feels really really good

[keen glen]

i have a job

[raven ice]

like 200 a week?

[rigid night]

Balatro is as close as I get. The only "actual" gambling I did was at 12 with M&M's as chips

[sharp cliff]

then just keep gambling

easy

[wide dawn]

So this is what the balatro discord talks about

[sharp cliff]

yes

[pastel dagger]

Yeah

[sharp cliff]

one time

[raven ice]

yes

[rare yew]

Please don’t gamble kids

[raven ice]

wym

[median elm]

I play poker with friends occasionally but usually its like "who pays for dinner" kinda thing and not like actual gambling

[minor prairie]

balatro

[keen glen]

typically you use money

not kids

[rigid night]

It's a shitpost server comprised of Balatro players

[raven ice]

its all your fault

[minor prairie]

localthunk can we get an explanation as to why you're evil red obelisk now

[raven ice]

yeah i dont like your profile picture

change it back

[sharp cliff]

you should've sold balatro to that casino

[wide dawn]

Damn

[rigid night]

St. Thomas Hold 'Em

[minor prairie]

no i actually like this profile picture

horsie is just a hater

[fierce rain]

Drinking felt good, doesn’t mean I binge drink. I have a very strong will imo, and haven’t drank more than 5 times in my life, even though I felt that high. I have a strong will when I put my mind to it.

I can also just give someone I trust my savings account bank card for the day, if it’s really a concern.

[sharp cliff]

they would've made a much harder version of balatro

[pastel dagger]

Okay local “1 in 4 chance to add foil, holographic, or polychrome to a random joker” thunk

[minor prairie]

not a real member of the horse supremacy 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

[raven ice]

glue

[sharp cliff]

plus the polychrome only 1 in 6

[keen glen]

i can stop when i want to bro

[pastel dagger]

It’s 1 in 4

[raven ice]

polychrome is 1/12

[cold idol]

spin the wheel of fortune will you

[fierce rain]

I mean it’s genuinely true though

[raven ice]

no its 1/4x3

[pastel dagger]

1 in 4 tho

[keen glen]

many people have thought that before you

[rigid night]

That's 1/64

[fierce rain]

I can also just not give myself the option to keep going if I’m down money

[prisma idol]

Peetah, the horse is here

[median elm]

its 3.75% chance to hit poly from wheel, as its 15% of a 25% chance

[keen glen]

its actually 0%

its never happened

[sharp cliff]

hitting an edition - 1 in 4
foil - 1 in 8
holographic - 1 in 12
polychrome - 1 in 24

[pastel dagger]

That’s not how that works

[fierce rain]

Worse case scenario I make a hundred bucks and then blow that.

[raven ice]

so the odds for the wheel to hit is 1/4 multiplied by how many different things you can get (3) gives you 1/4x3 or 1/12

[sharp cliff]

it... is

[pastel dagger]

Nah

[sharp cliff]

the editions have different weight

[median elm]

yeah

[raven ice]

this is not true at all

[pastel dagger]

I don’t like that so I don’t care actually

[sharp cliff]

wait

[median elm]

foil is 50% and holo is 35%

[rare yew]

Aight bye chat take it easy

[sharp cliff]

i did the number wrong

[median elm]

with poly being a 15% chance

[sharp cliff]

but uh

[fierce rain]

Goodbye again Mr Thunk

[sharp cliff]

yeah what this guy said

[raven ice]

sleep well

[keen glen]

good luck

DO NOT HORSE ME

[wide dawn]

Goodbye lord thunk of the local

[raven ice]

im sorry maam

[keen glen]

i expect a written apology

[pastel dagger]

Too bad

[raven ice]

laukins, i have truely crossed a line. i continued when you asked me not to, and even continued when you begged me. i truely am sorry for my actions.

[keen glen]

i'm skinning you rn

i'll wear your hide

[pastel dagger]

aw fiddlesticks

[fierce rain]

Is Thunk’s name public knowledge? Calling him Thunk is kinda awkward but if he’s anonymous I totally understand and honestly respect him if so.

[keen glen]

he was born local thunk

[raven ice]

thats his government name

[rigid night]

Local T. Hunk

[keen glen]

assigned thunk at birth

[pastel dagger]

No it’s not public knowledge it’s local knowledge

[fierce rain]

I feel like I would know his first name if people knew it but I’m just wondering

[raven ice]

no hes actually really private

[fierce rain]

Gah damn he’s Canadian?

[keen glen]

jean luc le thunque

[fierce rain]

I am also Canadian

[pastel dagger]

Ain’t Canada like kinda French tho

[raven ice]

im icelandic ikik

im so cool

[keen glen]

stop being icelandic

[pastel dagger]

Local Oui oui syrup moose Thunk

[raven ice]

im so sorry

[raven ice]

im going to horse you until you stop breathing

[fierce rain]

That technically gives me a 1/13 chance of living in the same province as him. (I know that’s not how that works and he likely lives in Ontario or Alberta or something but it’d be cool if I had even the slimmest chance of walking past him at some point in my life)

[keen glen]

i know youu're better than this

[raven ice]

you're*

cresent mooned bud

[keen glen]

thtatcher removed

its over

[pastel dagger]

yuooi’re*

[rare yew]

I’m a Sasky boi

[raven ice]

go to bed

[fierce rain]

Gross

But alas that’s cool

[raven ice]

past your bedtime mr thunk

[fierce rain]

Glad to know you’re Canadian

[keen glen]

get well soon

[rare yew]

Bro wtf

[fierce rain]

Also didn’t I tell you not to lurk too hard

[pastel dagger]

Sad to know you’re Canadian

[raven ice]

Im telling on you.

[fierce rain]

I dunno man I have beef with the west side of Canada

[raven ice]

you cant say that word

[keen glen]

wishign for a speedy recovery 🙏

[raven ice]

wait what

[rare yew]

Maybe I’ll time you out a day

Since you missed yesterday

[raven ice]

what happened to localthunk

[pastel dagger]

No please

[fierce rain]

Anything Quebec onwards to BC I have beef with

[raven ice]

horse him

[keen glen]

hes canadian

[raven ice]

oh

gross

[pastel dagger]

I’m sorry

[raven ice]

dream face reveal

[rigid night]

Does his head flap on a hinge like in South Park?

[fierce rain]

I’m a New Brunswicker, that makes me pretty cool ig

[rare yew]

Why we out here chillin

[raven ice]

im fine if youre like

from quebec

[fierce rain]

Your taxes are too low for my liking.

[raven ice]

anything else

no

[fierce rain]

It’s pure jealousy

[raven ice]

youre lame

[keen glen]

i think you should be studied

for science

[raven ice]

bec sounds like bacon

and i like bacon

[keen glen]

oht rue

[fierce rain]

I’m allergic to bacon

[raven ice]

yerm uhh owwie my arm started randomly hurting really bad

[keen glen]

my mind powers finally kicking in

[stoic lagoon]

The 24 hours are up

[fierce rain]

And also I only developed my allergy because I hated bacon so much as a kid and never ate enough to drop my intolerance

[keen glen]

you need to start microdosing bacon

[pastel dagger]

Bacons so good tho u missin out

[fierce rain]

But it tastes so damn bad

[raven ice]

ok i just hit my arm really hard over and over and it stopped

[stoic lagoon]

BLT

[keen glen]

you're so evil

[pastel dagger]

Go the lactose intolerant route and eat it anyways

[stoic lagoon]

Potential nerve damage

[raven ice]

no

[fierce rain]

Hey, I’m a president. It’s what we do.

[keen glen]

is bacon in canada the weird american kind or the normal kind

[fierce rain]

American prolly

[keen glen]

oh ok fine enough

[rigid night]

What's "normal"?

[fierce rain]

We Canadians have something called Maple Bacon too (it’s even worse than regular bacon)

[pastel dagger]

Dude I’m so deep in the deltarune brainrot I can’t see the word “weird” without thinking of deltarune

[raven ice]

ok starting to think i shouldnt have done that

[rigid night]

We call thinly sliced ham "Canadian bacon" for some reason

[raven ice]

ima sleep and when i wake up it will be normal hopefully

bye guys

[pastel dagger]

Bye 👋

[fierce rain]

Fellas I’m out of games to play. What should I get for Switch 2?

[pastel dagger]

Clock simulator

[keen glen]

back bacon is normal here

[raven ice]

sell your switch two buy 200 copies of balatro

[fierce rain]

I already own 6 copies I’m ok

[stoic lagoon]

Buy a Katamari album

[pastel dagger]

Katamari

[rigid night]

I ask as I am American

[keen glen]

my condolences

[stoic lagoon]

Yes, Femtanyl hit album

Katamari

[pastel dagger]

Get well soon

[fierce rain]

God I have so many copies of Balatro

Steam, iOS, Apple Arcade, PS4 (PS+), Nintendo Switch, and Steam (Alt Account)

[pastel dagger]

Katamari isn’t even an album

It’s a song

[rigid night]

Thank you. I'm looking into a Canadian or Irish work visa, since I have an engineering degree

[pastel dagger]

In the CHASER album

[stoic lagoon]

The album is just the song 12 times

[pastel dagger]

No

[stoic lagoon]

No skip, no transition

[fierce rain]

LocalThunk kinda goated for putting Balatro on PS+ btw (thank you king 👑)

[stoic lagoon]

Just looped 12 times

[keen glen]

to be honest i am from uk so living in a glass house here im hoping to finish a mursing degree and then leave to Europe

[pastel dagger]

So just my playlist

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

[pastel dagger]

Ewww British

[keen glen]

ITS NOT MY FAULT IM SORYYY

[stoic lagoon]

Non-American detected

[rare yew]

Why you being rude to every nation

[rigid night]

Same for Xbox Game Pass

[pastel dagger]

You will die for your sins

[stoic lagoon]

Neutralizing and seizing oil

[keen glen]

girls cant sin fool

[stoic lagoon]

Equality

[pastel dagger]

I just don’t like the British or the French

[rare yew]

Or Canada apparently

[rigid night]

But you can cos

[pastel dagger]

Canada is French

[fierce rain]

Thunk, thank you for putting Balatro on PS Plus.

Do you mind me asking how that happened? Did you contact PlayStation or did they contact you?

[keen glen]

cos wat

[stoic lagoon]

Not all of Canada is French, just the bad parts

[rare yew]

I’m like unironically so close to timing out lmao

[steel fiber]

i haven't had bacon in forever

[pastel dagger]

Okay I’m sorry I’ll stop

[rigid night]

Trig joke

[keen glen]

im too stoopid for trig

[stoic lagoon]

It's funny as a Louisiana resident

[fierce rain]

Je peux parler en francais 🥀

[stoic lagoon]

Because we got the Acadians

[keen glen]

french laser be like peux peux

[stoic lagoon]

Pfft

[fierce rain]

That’s a good one

[rare yew]

It was fun trust

[pastel dagger]

What was fun

[rare yew]

Taking a day break

[pastel dagger]

No I don’t believe you

[stoic lagoon]

I'm ready for stage 2 of breakmaxxing

[rare yew]

Good for the spirit

[fierce rain]

NotJimbo can thunk please nuke you for a day

[pastel dagger]

Talking to people is good for the spirit too

[pastel dagger]

No

[keen glen]

i don't need a break i'm already broken

[fierce rain]

6 hours?

[fierce rain]

Have a kitkat bro

[keen glen]

eww nestle

gross

[pastel dagger]

Yk im about to go to bed for like 6 hours i wouldn’t even notice

[fierce rain]

THUNK NUKE THIS GUY

[rare yew]

I think that’s a yes

[pastel dagger]

Wait no

[fierce rain]

DO IT

[pastel dagger]

I didn’t mean it that way

[rigid night]

Dutch isn't a serious language:
"We hebben een serieus probleem"

[fierce rain]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

[pastel dagger]

No don’t

[keen glen]

how can you say its not serious when it says serieus right there

[fierce rain]

lame

[pastel dagger]

Ik

[keen glen]

snowgrave this fool

[pastel dagger]

No please don’t

[rare yew]

Dw I won’t

[pastel dagger]

Okay thank you

[rare yew]

But also it’s nice to take a break

[fierce rain]

Oh bro only thunk can see that one

[pastel dagger]

Yeah

[rare yew]

This place isn’t that special

[rigid night]

A fool? I need him to copy the Hanged Man I just used 🤣

[fierce rain]

Thunk what word specifically got my message nuked there

[vestal quiver]

katamari

[keen glen]

it is now im here

[pastel dagger]

Ik im just not really in any other servers cus i just started actually using discord

[keen glen]

you're welcome btw

[pastel dagger]

Yess

[rare yew]

I mean discord in general

[pastel dagger]

Ohh yeah

[fierce rain]

Bruh

[pastel dagger]

It’s just nice to actually talk to people

[keen glen]

i been usijg discord for 10 years i think if i took a break i'd go into withdrawal

[fierce rain]

Tfw you’re looking for a new game to play and Nintendo recommends you H*ntai Balls 3D: Sexy Girls

[rigid night]

Wait. What?

[vestal quiver]

I get this reference

[fierce rain]

The eshop is a cesspool of unfiltered shovelware porn

[rare yew]

I’m not used to discord, this is the only one I’ve ever really used and it’s more of a job

[pastel dagger]

Dang

[rare yew]

But also I’m older than most people here

[keen glen]

before discord i used skype the samw way

[rare yew]

And I socialize elsewhere

[fierce rain]

That’s not a reference 😭 that’s my top recommendation because “You played Pokémon Legends Z-A”

[rigid night]

Getting my Switch off the dock

[fierce rain]

It’s only a switch 2 feature, but just go on the recent releases

The eshop is filled with ai h*ntai slop

[stoic lagoon]

Getting coffee and breakfast with the bois is a treat

[rare yew]

Now THAT is socializing

[stoic lagoon]

Quiet diner, rainy morning

[rare yew]

One breakfast with friends is worth 100k messages in discord

[fierce rain]

Guys I had 2 Tim Hortons Farmers Wraps for breakfast, how awesome is that?

[vestal quiver]

my favourite way to socialise too is in person with the homies, like hanging out and playing boardgames is elite

[stoic lagoon]

Elite?

Say that again..

[fierce rain]

Thunk do you know the bliss that is the sausage farmer’s wrap?

[stoic lagoon]

Master Chief

[keen glen]

i need to clone myself so i can hang out

[rare yew]

I feel like discord (and I guess places like X or Bluesky too) scratch the itch of socializing juuuuuust enough to prevent you from doing it IRL

[stoic lagoon]

Master chief, what are you doing on that wall?

Sir, curity camera

[rare yew]

So I don’t buy the whole “discord is good for me” angle

[pastel dagger]

Yeah honestly that makes sense

[vestal quiver]

definetly agree

[light lava]

my favourite way to socialize is to teach friends balatro so they get addicted too

[rigid night]

He's publicly stated that he's a vegetarian

[fierce rain]

I’ll be honest I basically spedran married status (that of course meaning the only person i really talk to outside my family is my girlfriend)

[keen glen]

i kind of get it but for me i cant really leave my house so its really my only avenue

[fierce rain]

Damn, guess I’m not caught up with the thunk lore

Tbf I knew basically nothing about him other than his name before I started messaging him here

[rare yew]

Yea your first messages were angry at me

[fierce rain]

And I’m sure he prefers it that way, from what I can tell

[fierce rain]

Maybe

[stoic lagoon]

thunky will remember that

[keen glen]

naughty list

[stoic lagoon]

Sorry, Telltale slipped out for a second

[fierce rain]

Or maybe I’m just a goofball and you just don’t understand how goofy I am

[keen glen]

how goofy from 1 to 10

[fierce rain]

7.8

[stoic lagoon]

Just a goofy lil guy, y'know

[pastel dagger]

Are you perhaps jolly too

[keen glen]

thats pretty goofy but could be goofier

[light lava]

i didn't know localthunk himself chats here too demn

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

[fierce rain]

I love seeing new people join chat because that is everyone’s first line

[rare yew]

I’m chilling

Was gonna leave but got sucked back in

[keen glen]

it wasnt mine i'm unphased nothing can surprise me

[stoic lagoon]

A lot of people ain't used to big bois just hanging with us

I still ain't either, tbh

[light lava]

real

[rare yew]

I’m literally just a guy

[rigid night]

I see it. What in the Sweet Home Alabama is "Mom Crush: Hidden Hotel Love Story"? For $10, they can have it

[stoic lagoon]

A guy that made a dopamine giving game

[fierce rain]

Eh, I know richer people on a personal level so he’s just kinda a guy. Still really cool though!

[rare yew]

It’s just a game

[stoic lagoon]

Funny number go brrr

[rigid night]

That made our favorite game

[stoic lagoon]

And the sound design, oh my god

[pastel dagger]

No that’s Toby fox

[keen glen]

can you ask them to send me money

[rare yew]

Wait does this mean he knows how much money I have

Mr President what files did you find at Watergate

[stoic lagoon]

You have at least 1 dollar

I seent it

[keen glen]

hoo boy this guy is loaded

[pastel dagger]

Well I have $9 I’m better

[stoic lagoon]

I know, in this economy? He can almost get a burger off the McDonald's value meal

[fierce rain]

He honestly seems like just as much of a loser as the rest of us (this is loving, not an insult), he just kinda got lucky and his game became a phenomenon. Massive kudos to Thunk though, even if I did vote Astro Bot at the Game Awards.

[stoic lagoon]

Dork would've been a better noun

[keen glen]

life hack: get a burger for free by being cute and sweet talking the cashier

[pastel dagger]

Okay but balatro still should have won that

[stoic lagoon]

Instructions unclear, am now married to the cashier

[keen glen]

WTF and you didn't even invite me. i see how it is

[stoic lagoon]

I WAS DISTRACTED BY BUNS

[fierce rain]

I’m decently close with the Irvings, one of the richest families in Canada. They also may or may not have been name dropped in the Epstein files recently but I’m just ignoring that for now

My grandmother is a multimillionaire, too.

[stoic lagoon]

Damn

[keen glen]

damn can i borrow $50

[fierce rain]

I don’t talk to her anymore, she just kinda up and dipped to North Carolina a while ago and I lost contact

[rigid night]

I am fully on board with @warped sphinx's idea of making this server a massive polycule so that no one here is alone on Valentine's Day

[pastel dagger]

Can you ask her to give me like $5 I wanna buy some watermelon sour patch kids

[raven ice]

my uncle owns a popular company so he gives me money

[fierce rain]

I’m really banking on an inheritance though! That’ll be freaking sweet

[keen glen]

i'm already spending it with your mom

[raven ice]

last month he gave me 1k

[stoic lagoon]

I just got a job paying me 1k a week

I just play games and babysit a water purifier

[raven ice]

gimme a nibble

[rigid night]

How original

[stoic lagoon]

I'm spending it with your dad

[raven ice]

i thought it was funny

[keen glen]

ur my biggest fan horse i love you

[fierce rain]

I work minimum wage ($15.65 CAD), don’t ask me for money just yet until that old bitch kicks the bucket and I get an inheritance

[pastel dagger]

Dang okay

[fierce rain]

💀

[raven ice]

im 14 pal

[pastel dagger]

[keen glen]

ur also a HORSE

[fierce rain]

But even if I don’t get an inheritance I can still get by, I just really hope for some relief on student loans tbh

[stoic lagoon]

Is 14 old for a horse? How long do horses live?

Brb, gotta google

[raven ice]

thats my alter ego

[keen glen]

not long if i have anything to do with it

[stoic lagoon]

Horses can live between 25 - woah

[raven ice]

my true identity is a pig

[fierce rain]

Between my girlfriend and I, we’re going to have 70k in student debt minimum 😭

[raven ice]

im a little piggy

[keen glen]

can i borrow your girlfriend

[fierce rain]

???

What 💀

[stoic lagoon]

Yuri moment

[pastel dagger]

Peak moment

[fierce rain]

Sure do you want her number?

[keen glen]

yuri wins

[light lava]

yuri like photochad

[keen glen]

sure is she single

[fierce rain]

She’s asleep rn but if you live in Canada you can make a call to her

[fierce rain]

She might be right directly

[raven ice]

unfortunate for you heh ive been single for the past 2 days

[fierce rain]

If she meets the right person 😉

[rigid night]

US has the same area code system as Canada for some reason

[pastel dagger]

I can change that

[keen glen]

i'm left handed tell her i'm sorry but it's not gonna work out

[stoic lagoon]

Dang

[raven ice]

im a guy also im still 14

[fierce rain]

Yeah but I pay her phone bill. She can only make calls Canada wide and I am not about to upgrade her plan so an internet person can steal my girl

[keen glen]

why are you so young

[pastel dagger]

Crazy

[raven ice]

my bad

[fierce rain]

Bill jumps from $35 a month to $80 a month and I am not about that

[stoic lagoon]

Just get older, silly

[raven ice]

ohhh

[pastel dagger]

That takes too long tho

[raven ice]

my birthdays in a month

[stoic lagoon]

Just don't go past 20. You'll regret the responsibility

[keen glen]

grow up faster next time jacka ss

[raven ice]

thats it

[keen glen]

NO

[stoic lagoon]

Oh shit he's gonna grow

[keen glen]

UNHORSE ME KNAVE

[pastel dagger]

Are you saying that you should stop yourself from aging before you turn 20

[stoic lagoon]

Use science

[keen glen]

im 21 i failed

[pastel dagger]

What science

[fierce rain]

Use the de aging potion from tomodachi life on the eve of your 20th birthday

[stoic lagoon]

Gay science

[raven ice]

alrighty

[stoic lagoon]

Holy crap, Lois

[raven ice]

im pretty much in my 50s now

[pastel dagger]

My favorite kind of science

[keen glen]

wake up babe new horse just dropped

[stoic lagoon]

Horse 2

[fierce rain]

Peter what are you doing

[pastel dagger]

Then pick it up

[keen glen]

make me

[pastel dagger]

No thank you

[light lava]

btw is there any update about the next update

[keen glen]

another laukins win

[fierce rain]

[raven ice]

its coming in 2027

[keen glen]

[raven ice]

right guys

[stoic lagoon]

Update: soon

[keen glen]

downdate

[fierce rain]

It drops tomorrow

[raven ice]

no he said 2027

no

get horsed

[keen glen]

hes just gonna start deleting lines of code at random

[pastel dagger]

Kinda like deltarune

[light lava]

I'll take dec 2028 min then

[keen glen]

im so excited for deltarune

[raven ice]

its this year

[stoic lagoon]

GTA 6 Joker

[raven ice]

should be soon

[stoic lagoon]

Never drops

[fierce rain]

Thunk is shadow dropping it tomorrow at 6:70pm EST

[pastel dagger]

Ik I can’t believe that deltarune tomorrow

[keen glen]

i hope i get to finish off that freaking bird

[pastel dagger]

Same

[raven ice]

ok ima go cry over absolutely nothing for no reason at all bye guys

[pastel dagger]

Snowgrave was not enough

[fierce rain]

That’s healthy

[keen glen]

good luck praying 4 u

[stoic lagoon]

Don't forget the blanket and the soup!

[pastel dagger]

👍

[fierce rain]

Don’t forget the ammonia and bleach!

[raven ice]

i need the soup😔

now i have something to cry about

thank you

[stoic lagoon]

That's a chemical agent, you duck

[keen glen]

dont forget the greeble and the glorp

[fierce rain]

Mustarddd

[stoic lagoon]

⛽️

[keen glen]

when are they inventing custard gas

[pastel dagger]

Glorp is on vacation rn

[stoic lagoon]

Now

[fierce rain]

Yesterday

[keen glen]

get his lazy ass back here

[pastel dagger]

K

👽 ▶️ 🌍

He’s back now

[stoic lagoon]

Dang dood

He be glorpin'

[fierce rain]

Get with the times, old man. Nobody uses custard gas anymore, we all use flustered gas

[pastel dagger]

she glorp my gleep til I gleeb

[keen glen]

bustard gas

[stoic lagoon]

Bastard gas

[fierce rain]

He just gets a little shy under pressure woah there buddy

[keen glen]

thats so GROSS

[pastel dagger]

🤠

[keen glen]

u should be ashamed of urself

[pastel dagger]

🤠

[stoic lagoon]

That reminds me, I need to talk to my dad

[keen glen]

thats what i thought

[stoic lagoon]

He didn't answer the Ouija board

Damn it

[fierce rain]

She gross on my laukins until I loritsi

[keen glen]

[pastel dagger]

Did you lose 1 hand size

[keen glen]

are you stalking me

[stoic lagoon]

No, just 1 dad smh

[pastel dagger]

🤯

[fierce rain]

No, Lauren. It’s all in your head.

[stoic lagoon]

Lorem Ipsum

[keen glen]

gosh take me to dinner first

[fierce rain]

Can’t I’m too broke

Sorry

[stoic lagoon]

Waffle house, 3 am

[keen glen]

L

[fierce rain]

Cheeks out in the booth?

[pastel dagger]

I forgot I was listening to a video about pi and I haven’t turned it off yet so I’m just listening to math

[fierce rain]

🥺

[pastel dagger]

It’s making me tired

[keen glen]

what did he mean by this

[stoic lagoon]

Weather permitting

[pastel dagger]

Yes

[fierce rain]

Not you. me and GasMasked_Bandit whatever the fuck

[stoic lagoon]

Sounds of applause coming from the booth

But it ain't hands

[keen glen]

abandoned again by my close ally gas masked bandit...

[stoic lagoon]

Damn, I ain't got the steam for both of yas

[fierce rain]

sniffles they’re cheering me on! that gives me the strength to keep going in this word 🥹

[stoic lagoon]

O what's this funny blue pill

Aaaaand, Matrix moment

[fierce rain]

Don’t worry dude just focus on me and use blanks for everyone else

[stoic lagoon]

C'mon bro, I'm a man of standards and consistency

[keen glen]

my head hurts so bad this is my punishment for being pretty

[stoic lagoon]

Damn, my head feels fine

[fierce rain]

I see no evidence to that claim

It might be the Custard Gas in the air tbh

[keen glen]

SO unsubtle, 0/10 rizz, see me after class

[stoic lagoon]

O snap

[fierce rain]

Hey man she said see me after class

You know what that means

FISH

[keen glen]

instant death

[fierce rain]

🐟

[keen glen]

fshi... ggulgulgulu

[fierce rain]

Anyways I’m alright, thanks for the offer