🎙・server-chat

[glad oriole]

dang

[opaque shard]

That's cannibalism

[glad oriole]

he also does naturally diminish....

[pastel dagger]

Are jokers human

[fierce rain]

there is no evidence that he was once human.

[compact stump]

where is this going

[fierce rain]

i want to drink mr bones

[opaque shard]

Are we making Balatro theories now

[stoic lagoon]

Eldritch horror

[rare yew]

I'm making an egg poll

[sharp cliff]

wait i can't attatch images

nooo

[prisma idol]

Y'know there are a lot of things I COULD say here, but there are very few things I'm allowed to say here

[stoic lagoon]

Man rewrought into Jester

[fierce rain]

THUNK YOU NEED TO COMMENT ON THE MR BONES THEORY

[stray vault]

I know what you mean

[glad oriole]

:3

[sharp cliff]

mr bones is food because i ate him

[fierce rain]

did you guys seriously take away our ability to make polls

[sharp cliff]

not in this channel

[opaque shard]

Be honest do you really need that

[fierce rain]

this stinks

[fierce rain]

yes i have made a handful of glorious polls in my day

[sharp cliff]

i use polls plenty in this server

[pastel dagger]

That is a raw egg bro ain’t nobody eating it so it ain’t food

[stoic lagoon]

Gym bros

[rare yew]

canonically hard boiled

[opaque shard]

Oh well then

[compact stump]

Thunk do you consider yourself a dictator of this server

[sharp cliff]

egg : Food ✅
egg : Food joker ❌

[rare yew]

absolutely

[pastel dagger]

Oh okay that makes more sense I retract my statement

[compact stump]

We got more proof chat

[sharp cliff]

egg: Food that is joker ✅

[glad oriole]

poggies

[wise lantern]

Ever heard of a drink called an amber moon?

[sharp cliff]

hope this helps

[prisma idol]

We got a few family recipes that contain raw egg

[fierce rain]

thunk was Mr Bones once a human?

[stoic lagoon]

Funny food

[rare yew]

it's a card

[pastel dagger]

Ingredient does not equal food

[glad oriole]

technically raw eggs arent unsafe to eat :p

[fierce rain]

is it cannibalism or not

[stoic lagoon]

Flan is a funny food, it jiggles

[rare yew]

is eating a card cannibalism?

[pastel dagger]

Neither are bricks

[glad oriole]

is eating cardboard cannibalism

[prisma idol]

What ingredient isn't food then

[compact stump]

are you a card?

[sharp cliff]

ok but like where is the lore

[opaque shard]

I eat raw cookie dough all the time

[sharp cliff]

balatro needs story

[rare yew]

I'm a human man

[pastel dagger]

Depends on if u a card or not

[glad oriole]

vanilla extract

[compact stump]

then i would consider it weird behavior, not cannibalism

imo

[sharp cliff]

flour

water

is not food

wait

[opaque shard]

Water is food

[pastel dagger]

Lots of them

[fierce rain]

If i were to turn a physical pile of bones equivalent to those of Mr Bones’s into a broth, and i consumed said broth, would that be cannibalism?

[sharp cliff]

is diet cola a food joker

[glad oriole]

freeze it

[prisma idol]

Wrong, there are a couple things that can be done with pure extract that I once again can't say here

[sharp cliff]

if by thunk definition it has to be food

[glad oriole]

oh

[rare yew]

what bones, it's ink on cardstock

[opaque shard]

Food is food and drinks are food

[compact stump]

Lmao

[prisma idol]

:p

[pastel dagger]

Water is not drink

Water is resource

[prisma idol]

Drink is water

[pastel dagger]

That is drinkable

[fierce rain]

bones equivalent to those depicted on the digital cardstock containing the image that makes up the mr bones joker

[rare yew]

I say outside of high school debate pedantry that yes you eat seltzer and diet cola

[glad oriole]

so its a drink

[opaque shard]

If it's safe to drink it's a drink

[rare yew]

they are food

[pastel dagger]

You can drink mud

Not a drink tho

[glad oriole]

okay water isnt mud

[prisma idol]

Watch me

[wise lantern]

Y’all making me hungry at midnight

[pastel dagger]

Water is resource not food

[glad oriole]

if this is your logic i fear for uour kidneys

[rare yew]

don't do that

[compact stump]

GOT VANISHED

[fierce rain]

yeah bro what

[compact stump]

DAMN

[rare yew]

I took image perms away for a reason

[fierce rain]

was that ascii

[stoic lagoon]

Eradicated

[prisma idol]

Static jumpscare

[sharp cliff]

it was

how much ascii is too much

[rare yew]

any

[sharp cliff]

where is the line

[opaque shard]

You drink water

[glad oriole]

ermm all characters have an ascii code

wrong repky

[fierce rain]

i mean that is clever but it’s also very not ok to make a text wall of gibberish

[prisma idol]

---

Here

[pastel dagger]

If I drink paint is it a drink

[glad oriole]

good aim skinky

[opaque shard]

Drink isn't good for you

Paint*

[sharp cliff]

seems like some ascii art here to me

[rare yew]

if you annoy me trying to push the boundary of what's allowed I'll just time you out

[fierce rain]

shit i need to be up in 6 and a half hours

[rare yew]

so it's up to you I guess

[pastel dagger]

Water is good for you because it’s a resource that is used not a drink

[fierce rain]

thunk please humour me, i won’t even tell anyone

[stoic lagoon]

Go nini

[compact stump]

go to sleep

[opaque shard]

Water is a liquid

That you can drink

[pastel dagger]

So is mud

Not a drink tho

[opaque shard]

Just because it wasn't created by humans doesn't mean it's any less of a drink

[rigid night]

So are some other things

[glad oriole]

omg can we stop having the stupidest argument in existence

[fierce rain]

is crude oil a drink

[sharp cliff]

no

[prisma idol]

Yes

[pastel dagger]

No

[fierce rain]

dammit

[compact stump]

i’m thinking the same thing

[sharp cliff]

has anyone ever drank crude oil

[compact stump]

but is funny

[sharp cliff]

you can drink it

[compact stump]

i’m just watching

[sharp cliff]

not a drink

[rare yew]

diet cola is a food

[prisma idol]

But it's fun 🥺

[fierce rain]

dammit thunk

[glad oriole]

im sowwy

[sharp cliff]

where does the bottle go when i eat diet cola

[prisma idol]

I knew you hated me 😔

[flint copper]

I need another crude fluid inside me

[wise lantern]

You eat the bottle too

[glad oriole]

noninononojonojoono

[sharp cliff]

hi prototype

[rare yew]

same place the popcorn bag goes

[flint copper]

Hey

[rare yew]

and the ramen bowl

[pastel dagger]

You don’t eat the card you sell it

[compact stump]

where

[rare yew]

I unno

same place tho

[stoic lagoon]

The graveyard

[compact stump]

lol

[stoic lagoon]

Channel the heart of the cards

[glad oriole]

lnao

[sharp cliff]

holy
it goes in my mouth
makes sense why balatro tastes funky sometimes

[prisma idol]

The eternal void

They all get banished

[stoic lagoon]

Yu-gi-oh! texture pack would go crazy

[rare yew]

like television?

[fierce rain]

Shit wait Thunk is a genius. I can’t believe I just fell for the ultimate rage bait after I unsuccessfully tried ragebaiting him.

You play a tough gambit, Mr Developer Man.

I respect it.

[pastel dagger]

Say it 98 more times

[rare yew]

It's a card

[opaque shard]

Ping the server owner 11 times in a row /j

[fierce rain]

I can’t believe I’m getting ragebaited by the man himself

[rare yew]

like air cusioned cardstock with ink printed on it

[compact stump]

u see u overthinking now

[sharp cliff]

there is a modded joker that gains Xmult based on number of "I LOVE TV" messages in this server

[glad oriole]

you are ragebaiting yourself

[rare yew]

Mr President you need to get some sleep

[fierce rain]

I EVEN CAME UP WITH A PERFECT WORKAROUND WITH ALL THE RIGHT WORDS THAT WOULDNTVE BEEN ABLE TO BE TWISTED AND HE STRAIGHT UP IGNORED ME RAHHH

[sharp cliff]

i think that's why

[prisma idol]

I LOVE TV 🗣️

[pastel dagger]

It’s tv time

[compact stump]

go sleepy

[stoic lagoon]

Daytime television 📺

[rigid night]

for (int i = 0; i++; i < 98) {
  cout << "I LOVE TV" << endl;
}```

[prisma idol]

[rare yew]

so if I had a bot delete all messages with that phrase

that would be

based?

[sharp cliff]

i hate tv smh
unless it's christmas and i put on major league balatro

[pastel dagger]

Yes it would

[compact stump]

funny at least

[prisma idol]

Dear god...

[pastel dagger]

Wow

[rare yew]

let's see what I can whip up

[sharp cliff]

did this btw
twice in a row going over to grandparents' place

[glad oriole]

what language is this

[compact stump]

oh yeah

[opaque shard]

It would be even funnier if you went and removed them all by hand

[rare yew]

that's C++

[rigid night]

C++

[rare yew]

I'd recognize that shit anywhere

[glad oriole]

i could def learn c++

[fierce rain]

I like how he’s even ignoring me now 💀 I genuinely can’t tell if it’s a coincidence or if he’s straight up ragebaiting me now

[prisma idol]

insert that one gif from Interstellar where he's banging on the window

[glad oriole]

go to sleep

[fierce rain]

NO

[pastel dagger]

You are ragebaitinf yourself bro

[fierce rain]

see how he stops typing the second he’s done reading my message

[sharp cliff]

completionist++ is a programming language only for the top 0.1% of balatro players

[compact stump]

u going crazy 😭

[stoic lagoon]

Mr. Krabs dementia moment

[fierce rain]

I AM NOT

GOING CRAZY

[opaque shard]

Chuck McGill:

[compact stump]

lmaooo

[prisma idol]

Mr president you need to sleep

[sharp cliff]

Sir get down

[compact stump]

why did you even had that in hand lmaoooo

[rare yew]

I'm just fast

[compact stump]

based

[sharp cliff]

i thought no images

[fierce rain]

I’m too tired to even decipher what this meme means

[glad oriole]

that got a good laugh out if me

[prisma idol]

Localthunk face reveal when

[sharp cliff]

really is a dictatorship

[fierce rain]

Can someone explain

[stoic lagoon]

Sir, this is a pedestrian only area

[rare yew]

rules for thee but not for me

[compact stump]

yes you are.

[glad oriole]

it means you're sabotaging yourself

[pastel dagger]

You did it to yourself

[sharp cliff]

never

[fierce rain]

Oh I didn’t even see the stick 😭

Thank you

Welp

[glad oriole]

get some sleep nixon

[compact stump]

did get the part where he said he considered himself a dictator?

[fierce rain]

am I gay now

[pastel dagger]

You always were

[glad oriole]

thats for you to figure out

[sharp cliff]

guess no sleep does some things to you

[lavish sigil]

hi chat

[fierce rain]

What will my girlfriend say

[prisma idol]

[lavish sigil]

whats new

[stoic lagoon]

Find out next time on Dragonball Z

[glad oriole]

"gayyyy" or something

[compact stump]

idk nixon.

[opaque shard]

Omg sackboy

[compact stump]

lol

[prisma idol]

Evil thunk entered the chat

[rare yew]

hey so

[pastel dagger]

Nothing cus u ain’t got one anymore u gay now

[stray vault]

You cant be gay and have girlfriend at the sametime

[rare yew]

does it work

[pastel dagger]

No

[compact stump]

i see it.

[prisma idol]

Little big planet the best game frfr

[glad oriole]

ye

[fierce rain]

I’m disappointed in myself

[rare yew]

you try

[lavish sigil]

negative doesnt mean evil 🙁

[compact stump]

IT DOES

[glad oriole]

i tried saying it

[pastel dagger]

Bisexual people:

[glad oriole]

fiktered

[wise lantern]

Survivor?

[rare yew]

lmfao

[lavish sigil]

-# i just take up no space

[prisma idol]

It doesn't let me say it

[fierce rain]

What should I nickname myself chat

[stoic lagoon]

I LOVE

#T V

[rigid night]

It works

[fierce rain]

I don’t want to be an Obelisk hater

[stray vault]

Quit it then

[prisma idol]

#1 Obelisk lover

[stray vault]

Stop hating obelisk

[compact stump]

just broke a whole joker btw

LOL

[rare yew]

Well that's what happen when mod chat breaks containment

[compact stump]

no moe scaling for em

[lavish sigil]

Richard Nixon

[fierce rain]

One of the mods should change my name to something and I promise I will never change it back

[sharp cliff]

it doesn't auto update :(

[compact stump]

they need containment?? 😭

[sharp cliff]

have to wait for next release of tangents

[stoic lagoon]

Suggestion: Noxon

[wise lantern]

“#1 Obelisk Lover”

[sharp cliff]

i think you could make it auto update

[rare yew]

something tells me you won't need to worry about updating that joker anymore

[prisma idol]

Lemme check if any pre existing! Iove tv exists

[glad oriole]

yep

lots

[sharp cliff]

but that would be
not entirely nesessary the thing is already > X150 mult

[rigid night]

I know a place where the blueberries are bigger. Warm, wet, and wild, there must be something in the water

[twin carbon]

what's happening

[stoic lagoon]

Television

[rare yew]

hello SagaJonh

[fierce rain]

Tfw there are no mods in chat to mess with you other than thunk who won’t change your name out of spite

[prisma idol]

Joker not broken we all good

[sharp cliff]

how do you know john sagalatro

[twin carbon]

hi thunk, how to local

[rare yew]

bruh I don't even know what you're talking about

[opaque shard]

Make a joker that updates everytime someone says "Update when"

[fierce rain]

IM JUST MAKING SHIT UP

[glad oriole]

watch thunk go and delete every "love tv" message

[muted palm]

woah

[compact stump]

huh

[stoic lagoon]

👀

[rare yew]

uh

[fierce rain]

GOODNIGHT

sorry

[pastel dagger]

oooh you said no no bad swear cuss word

[magic swan]

updating it solely for localthunk only

[fierce rain]

Love you thunk

You’re cool

Bye

[magic swan]

also yeah thats my modded joker

😭

[rare yew]

goodnight mr president

sleep well

[compact stump]

Tf was that

[prisma idol]

HE CANT'T KEEP GETTING AWAW WITH THIS

[compact stump]

Lmao

[stoic lagoon]

Bomb defused

[rare yew]

he's tired dw

[stoic lagoon]

Counter-terrorists win

[compact stump]

At what point lol

[opaque shard]

I miss when presidents actually cared

Which was never

[fierce rain]

I’m also on so many sleep meds I’m high out of my mind

Goodnight fr tho chat

[glad oriole]

get off yo phone

[sharp cliff]

you're not you when you're ...tired

[lavish sigil]

who even is localthunk

[stoic lagoon]

Consider melatonin

[lavish sigil]

like cmon

[glad oriole]

the deveolper of balatro

[prisma idol]

goodnight

[rare yew]

there are only 263 messages with that phrase

[fierce rain]

Melatonin is but one piece of my concoction rn

[lavish sigil]

is ts bait or what

[spark atlas]

What?? Really???

[pastel dagger]

Can I have some

[lavish sigil]

im so sleepy

[fierce rain]

Bye

[pastel dagger]

Bro forgot about John Balatro??

[glad oriole]

slee

[tropic cedar]

TV time?

[lavish sigil]

p

[glad oriole]

john bakatro is a conman

[twin carbon]

ono

[lavish sigil]

bakatro

[stoic lagoon]

Jan Bikitro

[prisma idol]

[glad oriole]

bakatri

[twin carbon]

I'm a conman 😭

[lavish sigil]

baraka

[stray vault]

Bikatra

[glad oriole]

baraka boma

[lavish sigil]

banana

[stoic lagoon]

Fatality

[wise lantern]

Kitana

[tropic cedar]

It's T V Time

innit

[stray vault]

Bakana

[stoic lagoon]

Johnny Cage

[pastel dagger]

Dang it

[opaque shard]

Dude

[rigid night]

Asuba bawana

[prisma idol]

tv time indeed

[sharp cliff]

can i connect myself to localthunk through discord friends

[compact stump]

Can i delete every single one? trust

[sharp cliff]

probably

[lavish sigil]

maybe

not

[fierce rain]

sorry thunk that wasn’t cool of me I was joking but that was not cool

[prisma idol]

bros trying to ask for perms

[sharp cliff]

i can get to drspectred with 2 steps

[glad oriole]

sleeo

[lavish sigil]

js friend him

[mild orbit]

gorge

[lavish sigil]

like cmon

[opaque shard]

He's gone, son

[prisma idol]

GO TO SLEEP

[sharp cliff]

surely localthunk is friends with dr spectred

[fierce rain]

I really don’t want to get banned in my sleep

[compact stump]

I’m lowk just bored, tf can i do with delete messages

[rare yew]

what are you doing

[opaque shard]

Nvm

[stoic lagoon]

No overthinki, just sleepi

[sharp cliff]

i did it with mr beats

[compact stump]

how

[glad oriole]

youll ve fine

[lavish sigil]

no overthunk

[fierce rain]

I just don’t want to get banned 😭

[rigid night]

"6 degrees of separation" game

[fierce rain]

Alr

[magic swan]

oh i cant post screenshot here 😭
i was about to post the updated joker

[rare yew]

you're fine

go to sleep

[stoic lagoon]

We promise you're safe

[magic swan]

anyways im putting localthunk was here to the joker

[fierce rain]

ok

[magic swan]

its confirmed

[sharp cliff]

mebeats

[stoic lagoon]

mebeats what

[glad oriole]

tgats a joke

[sharp cliff]

no these are real connections

wdym

[rare yew]

what am I doing here

[sharp cliff]

idk you tell me

[mild orbit]

mebeats

[stoic lagoon]

Poker

[compact stump]

Talking

[wise lantern]

Same here

[compact stump]

ig

[glad oriole]

same

[alpine orbit]

how did i get here

[glad oriole]

im a creep

im a weirdo

[lavish sigil]

how did we get here?

[sharp cliff]

i am procrastinating sleep

[mild orbit]

i'm a chud

[glad oriole]

what rhe hell am i doing here

[rare yew]

can I just put a 7 day timeout on everyone here

including me

[glad oriole]

i dint belong here

[opaque shard]

Please

[prisma idol]

nuh uh, you cool

[tropic cedar]

😭

[stoic lagoon]

I'm down

[lavish sigil]

gimme 12 hours mute

not more not less

[stray vault]

Im not here when it happens

[pastel dagger]

Wait no that will be detrimental to my mental state

[rare yew]

we all have to accept

[glad oriole]

noooo

[sharp cliff]

i have an anatomy class tmr i need to sleep
gonna use it to draw jokers in better poses

[fierce rain]

Fuck it I’m not leaving until I’m really tired

[stoic lagoon]

I call first

[compact stump]

i’ll take 12 hours if it’s on everyone

[opaque shard]

I accept

[mild orbit]

joe kerr

[rare yew]

I'll do it too chat

[compact stump]

like 7 days a lot

[tropic cedar]

I'm still using thunk's geoguessr referral code for subscription 😭

[rigid night]

I was legit playing the chords as you were saying the lines

[pastel dagger]

Can I leave and not get timed out I need to talk or my mental state will genuinely deteriorate so fast

[alpine orbit]

letting the days go by let the water hold me down

[rare yew]

not nearly long enough

[lavish sigil]

mute me for 12 hours

[glad oriole]

:3

[stoic lagoon]

We can all go touch grass together

[fierce rain]

It wouldn’t be my first time being timed out by thunk

[sharp cliff]

no

[compact stump]

How? 😭

[compact stump]

NIXON, SLEEP

[lavish sigil]

dj it

[mild orbit]

no i'm a Vampire

[stoic lagoon]

PHOTOSYNTHESIZE

[lavish sigil]

do(

[opaque shard]

I'm hoping it actually happens because it would be so fucking funny

[rare yew]

I'll ban us all for 7 days and when we come back we can regale eachother on all the grass we touched

[alpine orbit]

nixon is struggling with the water

[pastel dagger]

Please not me I beg

[fierce rain]

Thunk can you mute me for 6 hours so I stop coming back to this godforsaken cesspool of brainrot

[sharp cliff]

it's only snow

no grass

[mild orbit]

but i need mod help 😔

[compact stump]

BAN?

[glad oriole]

i will rejoin on an alt

[stoic lagoon]

Exactly one blade of grass

[lavish sigil]

print('fuck you')

[compact stump]

u said TIME OUT

[glad oriole]

real

[tropic cedar]

honestly we all should go outside

[prisma idol]

no but i'll just lurk in a different server

[rare yew]

I can pick you out of a crowd

[tropic cedar]

maybe i should also get a j*b

[slate wing]

Wait is this actually localthunk the creator of balatro o_o

[compact stump]

LMAOO

[glad oriole]

grah

[compact stump]

not me tho

[opaque shard]

No this is Patrick

[sharp cliff]

it's like in the negatives

hell nah

[fierce rain]

It’s -28°C and 1am

[mild orbit]

no this is localthunk the artist of the song creep

[tropic cedar]

wait 12 hours

[lavish sigil]

negative you say?

[sharp cliff]

stay unemployed

[slate wing]

Thanks for explaining...

[fierce rain]

Is he a weirdo

[rare yew]

so nobody is with me here

[tropic cedar]

then try again

[stoic lagoon]

Radiohead made balulu

[rare yew]

this is good for us all

[opaque shard]

I AM

[compact stump]

u said TIME OUT not ban

[sharp cliff]

think about how suckeesful localthunk is for doing balatro

[rare yew]

Palu you a real one

[glad oriole]

probably realistically but im nit realistic

[pastel dagger]

Localthunk please don’t time me out I will genuinely go insane

[lavish sigil]

mute me for 12 hours evil twin

[opaque shard]

Thanks thunk

[alpine orbit]

im vouching for 21 days

ngl

[sharp cliff]

I am if localthunk is

[prisma idol]

nah you should it'll be funny

[glad oriole]

true

[sharp cliff]

our prophet thunk

[compact stump]

i’m down for the time out

[rare yew]

ok ok how bout 24 hours

[pastel dagger]

Like actually I need this

[rare yew]

to start

[rigid night]

It is up to the Glorious Supreme Leader

[lavish sigil]

im down

[mild orbit]

time out corner

[glad oriole]

maybe

[compact stump]

U got it

[fierce rain]

You should lock the server from 9pm-8am every night so everyone gets a good sleep 😊

[sharp cliff]

Brother thunk it is your word that lays the laws of the lands

[stoic lagoon]

A month

[rare yew]

it'll be a nice lil break

[glad oriole]

i should meow before the mute

[pastel dagger]

No please

[sharp cliff]

nooo i need to post my balatro art

[prisma idol]

me too

[alpine orbit]

i think you should do it

[glad oriole]

:3

[rare yew]

you can wait a day

[alpine orbit]

its a weekend too

[prisma idol]

:3

[pastel dagger]

Please I need this

[fierce rain]

Goodbye chat

[opaque shard]

Pull the lever, Kronk

[pastel dagger]

Like genuinely

[full pewter]

i'm up for a good break

[mild orbit]

please speed i need this

[fierce rain]

That’s unhealthy

[prisma idol]

o7

[rare yew]

this makes me want to do it more you know

[stoic lagoon]

Night shift users crine rn

[sharp cliff]

no i won't be motivated to

[fierce rain]

Please don’t rely on discord

[wise lantern]

WRONG LEVER!

[rigid night]

See you guys on Cryptid server

[fierce rain]

Yeah I work until 10

[compact stump]

DO IT

[glad oriole]

meow :3

[fierce rain]

Do it no balls

[prisma idol]

meow :3

[compact stump]

DO IT

[mild orbit]

😭

[sharp cliff]

nobody playing cryptid in the big 27

[alpine orbit]

pp

[fierce rain]

DO IT NO BALLSSS

[rare yew]

lmao I'm only doing it to people that agree, gimme a sec

[pastel dagger]

No but like genuinely this is the only server I talk in andthus keeping my mental state from getting worse

[prisma idol]

i'll miss y'all guys

[rare yew]

I'll do a poll maybe

[glad oriole]

i agree

[lavish sigil]

me

[glad oriole]

meow meow meow

[compact stump]

yeahhhh

[pastel dagger]

Okay

[compact stump]

u lowk getting away with it

[lavish sigil]

its so silent...

[mild orbit]

wait ts is actually happening lmao

[sharp cliff]

yeah whoever votes yes gets 24 hour ban

[fierce rain]

Can you only shut me down for 8 hours so I’m not shut off until 1pm

[rare yew]

I mean what am I gonna do time her out

[glad oriole]

:3

[compact stump]

fair

[fierce rain]

I can’t tell if he actually purged people and just missed me or what

But chat is dead as hell

[compact stump]

nah

[prisma idol]

nah not yet

[fierce rain]

Stinky stinky Mr fuck

[prisma idol]

i'm still here

[compact stump]

we waiting for the poll

[glad oriole]

👀

[stoic lagoon]

Sleep deprivation go hard

[opaque shard]

Enough with this fucking horse

[mild orbit]

nobody talked for 20 secs and it's "dead" 😭

[alpine orbit]

i was the first votwr

[slate wing]

OMG HI LOCAL THUNK I LOBE UR GAME!!!!

[prisma idol]

o7 chat

[sharp cliff]

no way you're doing it

[alpine orbit]

i win

[sharp cliff]

no way

[glad oriole]

w<

[stoic lagoon]

We should get a role for this

[compact stump]

bye chat

i have a busy day tomorrow

[lavish sigil]

fuck you twin 🤞

[glad oriole]

i should get the joker role for this frfr

[alpine orbit]

talking heads

[compact stump]

can’t take distractions

[prisma idol]

good idea

[sharp cliff]

guys we riot in the streets and anarchy becomes the only rule when thunk leaves ok

[fierce rain]

I can’t believe I get unmuted at 1:30am this is dumb

[alpine orbit]

same

[prisma idol]

survived the purge

[rare yew]

the stakes are not that high it's 24 hours without being able to chat in one place on the internet

[rigid night]

We really should

[fierce rain]

Make it 48 for him

[mild orbit]

true...

[rare yew]

lmfao

[sharp cliff]

what are you gonna do use twitter

[opaque shard]

Hold on lemme send a message to justify the timeout

slurs

[full pewter]

can I get a 30 day timeout instead 😊

[glad oriole]

same

[rare yew]

I'm gonna sleep then read a book

[glad oriole]

meow :3

[full pewter]

i need so much grass

[sharp cliff]

based

[compact stump]

that’s worse than the timeout itself

[sharp cliff]

which book

[lavish sigil]

yes

[stoic lagoon]

Special role based on duration? I can do 7 days after this 24h

[rare yew]

I'll tell you in 24 h

[fierce rain]

Chat, before I get muted, I have one final thing to say

[lavish sigil]

play cp

cloverpit

[rare yew]

alright I'm handing out the timeouts now

[fierce rain]

I am not a crook.

[tropic cedar]

myst you can just go play maimai

[sharp cliff]

will you tell me if i accept the ban

[alpine orbit]

cyberpunk?

[prisma idol]

moew

[mild orbit]

[stoic lagoon]

🫡

[rare yew]

I can't time myself out but I won't chat trust

[lavish sigil]

Yay

[fierce rain]

Goodbye chat

[rigid night]

Goodbye

[slate wing]

GAHH DONR GO

[prisma idol]

meow

[full pewter]

i am playing maimai

[prisma idol]

o7 chat

[alpine orbit]

o7

[lavish sigil]

ggs

[magic swan]

the rapture is coming

[prisma idol]

i'll miss yall

[glad oriole]

i trust u :3

[magic swan]

o7

[rigid night]

o7

[glad oriole]

meow meow

[lavish sigil]

[compact stump]

suuuuure

[glad oriole]

o6

[stoic lagoon]

Bravo six, going dark

[prisma idol]

mrowwww

[lavish sigil]

🫀

[compact stump]

BYE CHAT

[alpine orbit]

guys one more thing

[lavish sigil]

🫀

🫀

[mild orbit]

END ME

[lavish sigil]

🫀

[sharp cliff]

thunk i will do it if you tell me after what book you're reading

[tropic cedar]

what the fuck!!!

[magic swan]

play tangents

[wise lantern]

All hail the washing machine

[rigid night]

scratches

[magic swan]

play incognito

[lavish sigil]

[glad oriole]

w<

[alpine orbit]

i’m actually doing the

[tropic cedar]

whoops

[fierce rain]

Au revoir, mes amis.

[glad oriole]

mrrprh

[tropic cedar]

my spine

[magic swan]

play aikoyori's shenanigans

[mild orbit]

PLAY BUNDLES OF FUN

AND CHIMES

[magic swan]

play lobotomy corp mod

[prisma idol]

[full pewter]

i require to be timed out as long as possible for maimai

[magic swan]

play bad director

[full pewter]

😊

[compact stump]

GAWD DAMN THIS SHIT FAST

[glad oriole]

gup

[lavish sigil]

[sharp cliff]

thunk the book

yes or no

[prisma idol]

gup

[fierce rain]

Damn

Uh

[mild orbit]

the book of life

[glad oriole]

:3

[magic swan]

follow me on bluesky

[fierce rain]

Skibidi

Skibidi

[full pewter]

shut up nxkoo

[tropic cedar]

play Xaleid◆scopiX

[sharp cliff]

thunk is reading balatro 101

[fierce rain]

Hawk tuah hawk

[tropic cedar]

I'm

[glad oriole]

follow me on of

[compact stump]

he’s slowly taking them out

[mild orbit]

balal

[tropic cedar]

I'm sorry

[fierce rain]

I am not a crook type shit

[prisma idol]

meow meow moew moew mewo

[tropic cedar]

my spine again ow

[glad oriole]

miaw

[stoic lagoon]

I'm a goofy goober

[magic swan]

hawk tuah!

[sharp cliff]

skibidi king who gives out blumkins

[mild orbit]

shoot me out back

[glad oriole]

😆

[mild orbit]

HE GOT IT

HE'S TIMED OUT

[slate wing]

I like u name george the rat

[rigid night]

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

[mild orbit]

edging and gooning and learning to ||munt||

[compact stump]

pets

[sharp cliff]

george the rat smokes

me not george the rat

[mild orbit]

what about me i need attention i require it

[sharp cliff]

drippin cheese all over my lunch

[tropic cedar]

i love teto

[slate wing]

I don't think that is healthy geoge the rat

[sharp cliff]

me too

te te te tetoris

[mild orbit]

skibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawk

[slate wing]

Are u glitchting cat

[mild orbit]

i am glitched kat of the 10th variety

[sharp cliff]

glitchkat 9

[stoic lagoon]

9 was better tbh

[mild orbit]

how did you both

[pastel dagger]

I agree

[mild orbit]

come up with the same joke

[sharp cliff]

LEXI???

⚗️

[stoic lagoon]

We share the braincell

[mild orbit]

LEXI??

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[bleak grove]

what do you want blockoid

[mild orbit]

also it seems like only two have been timed out so far

END ME

[stoic lagoon]

REMEMBER ME

[mild orbit]

BURN ME AT THE STAKE

CRUCIFY ME

[pastel dagger]

Please do not end me or I will most likely end myself

[sharp cliff]

localthunk can't talk
ban me if you agree to telling me the book PLEASE

[mild orbit]

that is called being unstable

[pastel dagger]

I’m aware

[sharp cliff]

time me out already

i want the knowledge

[rare yew]

cmon 24 hours

it'll be fine

[sharp cliff]

48 for the book

[rare yew]

wait I'll tell you the book then 24?

[sharp cliff]

ok

bet

[rare yew]

Septology by Jon Fosse

Alright see yall in a day

[ionic hinge]

Why you're no longer banana

[steel fiber]

see ya

[random tangle]

fuck did i just witness

[pseudo timber]

millions dead

[pastel dagger]

A lot of people got timed out for 24h

[pseudo timber]

You should’ve joined them ngl

[pastel dagger]

Gang this server is literally keeping me from killing myself I am not doing that😭

[pseudo timber]

Why the fuck are you speaking like that

[pastel dagger]

Wdym

[pseudo timber]

That is ridiculously unhealthy

[pastel dagger]

Ik

[pseudo timber]

You need to get off your damn phone

Go find something else to live for dude

[pastel dagger]

I’ll be fine

[pseudo timber]

I’ve lost too many people to suicide. If you’re being genuine you need to seek help from real people immediately.

Get off your phone

Leave the server in all honesty

[pastel dagger]

I’m exaggerating a little bit but it’s still helping

Like it helps cus I can just talk to people and that’s really nice to be able to do and it really helps idk man

[pseudo timber]

Get off the devices dude, go find someone to live for or go to sleep

[pastel dagger]

It is late I might gotta go to sleep

[pseudo timber]

You can’t rely on a parasocial attachment to a chat room this much

Fucking autocorrect

Go to sleep

I honestly hope you get banned. It’d be better for your mental health.

[deft jasper]

why did things go south again 😭

[steel tangle]

okay good i didnt wanna be the first one to speak

[deft jasper]

lol

something similar happened the other day

whatever!!

how r other people doing

[steel tangle]

this server is bipolar broo

[deft jasper]

no i think it's just a select few

that rely on the Internet for their mental health unfortunately

it's not our responsibility

[steel tangle]

i suppose, but you really get that with any large server

[deft jasper]

so i ignore it

yeh

[steel tangle]

its just sad really

[visual basin]

would you rather fight one krampus sized gorilla or 50 gorilla sized krampuses

[deft jasper]

we can change the topic :p

[steel tangle]

oh hey look at that

[deft jasper]

how big is krampus

[steel tangle]

krampus is that one guy from Christmas right?

[visual basin]

around the size of a human

[deft jasper]

ye

i forgot what country he's from though

[deft jasper]

what powers does he have

bc as of now i pick the singular krampus

[steel tangle]

well

[dusky coral]

Avantris?

[visual basin]

yes

[deft jasper]

gorillas r incredibly strong and switch up their attitudes a lot

[steel tangle]

there is either a gorilla or 50 krampsuefsdaF
s

[deft jasper]

OH

i read it wrong

hmm

[steel fiber]

Germany!

[pseudo timber]

Isn’t krampus a version of Satan

[deft jasper]

honestly if pick kramp

oh

oh this is true i think

loosely

[pseudo timber]

Yeah

[steel tangle]

santa mispelled

[deft jasper]

scary!!

[steel tangle]

haha i made the joke

[deft jasper]

hmm

i never believed in Santa

[pseudo timber]

I personally wouldn’t want to fight Satan, no matter the size

[deft jasper]

uhhh

yeah lol

[pseudo timber]

Let alone 50 of him

[deft jasper]

perhaps the gorilla but id probably die

[steel tangle]

gorillas sink in water right?

[deft jasper]

at least I'm more likely to face an instant death than whatever prolonged tortue kramp would give me

[pseudo timber]

Isn’t Krampus also typically just depicted as a 5’8 280lb man

[deft jasper]

i feel like they could swim??

[steel tangle]

just run into a lake and float

[pseudo timber]

That doesn’t seem like a terribly difficult gorilla

[deft jasper]

but that's probably 280 of muscle

[steel tangle]

what if the gorilla was like harambe

[deft jasper]

angry muscles I'm assuming

?

[pseudo timber]

I could prolly just take a knife to it’s neck or smth

[deft jasper]

COULD YOU????

[pseudo timber]

Shotgun or smth

Who knows

[deft jasper]

i don't think you'd be able to get that close

a weapon you'd certainly need

[pseudo timber]

I could easily kill it with a shotgun

[deft jasper]

you are very confident

[pseudo timber]

Hell I could prolly kill it if I had enough knives

[steel tangle]

yeah the 50 krampuses are out of the question

[pseudo timber]

I hunt moose’s and birds

[deft jasper]

brother i don't think ur beating a gorilla in melee combat

[pseudo timber]

A gorilla can’t be much more difficult than a moose

IF IM SHOOTING HIM

[deft jasper]

auth a gun in the see if

YES

good

yaaay you live :3

are they going extinct though, searches r unclear

let me see

[steel tangle]

dodge the gorilla's swing, and while hes open for attack i poke em in the eyes and gg.

yes yes i know master strategist right here

[deft jasper]

lol

that would just send it into a flurry

they do not control anger very well i think

[native tusk]

hai

[steel tangle]

if im already in a fight with a gorilla i think im cooked

hello

[deft jasper]

hi

indeed

what did you do to get in this situation

[native tusk]

i'd just immediately die to one

[steel tangle]

I tried to save Harambe

[deft jasper]

goodbye

[native tusk]

😭

[steel tangle]

goodbye

[deft jasper]

I'll be honest i never actually knew what happened to harambe

let me search

[steel tangle]

kid fell in and he was lowkey chill gorilla but they shot him

[native tusk]

you're deciphering ancient texts

[deft jasper]

ah

wiki says it threw the child??

[steel tangle]

not really but he was a big guy and the child was small so

[deft jasper]

ouu

misinterpretation

[steel tangle]

the child probably did get tossed around a bit

[deft jasper]

unfortunate

ye

[native tusk]

yuuup

[dapper creek]

hii

[dapper creek]

why did bro time himself out

[primal wraith]

⭕⭕
M

[thick sphinx]

i got my 1M for the first time

[steel fiber]

nice!!!!

[dapper creek]

niceee congrats

[thick sphinx]

and win with the yellow deck

almost say I instead of E

[dapper creek]

wdym

[thick sphinx]

di

[dapper creek]

ohhh gotcha lol

[thick sphinx]

hanging chad did make the game easy

with the photograph and a any face glass card

best combo

[dapper creek]

frfr

love photochad

[worldly ore]

Holy frick balatrodle in 4

I am god

[fading maple]

the brainstorm design is so tuff 😻

[dapper creek]

real

[dapper creek]

w

[dull turtle]

I love balatro

[hardy flume]

Same

[dapper creek]

same

kinda

not really

i love the game but i don't love playing it lol

[cinder wharf]

Chat i just skipped an ante 3 wee wifh 2 hanging chads💔

[dapper creek]

https://giphy.com/gifs/holy-airball-galactic-vro-zLaL6pFBXv4JqTWvY4

bruh

hello? gif embed please??

son... 😭😭😭

[cinder wharf]

Zip bomb

[dapper creek]

yeah it's definitely not malware trust

[meager glade]

ip grabber

[dapper creek]

this is a slur for my kind

[steel fiber]

oh wow, negative fortune teller from top-up tag

shame the run wasn't successful or long-lived

[dapper creek]

😔

[serene summit]

listening to peak rn https://youtu.be/s29fcv5E52Y?si=cTOH4VRfr5BAW9Cb

oh no embeds

it's "a good song never dies" by saint motel

[stuck pebble]

i found a polychrome egg that was a sign of good luck because a couple round later i got perkeo

[steel fiber]

ih nice

hopefully it wasn't eternal so you can sell it when it gets really high in sell value

[edgy rune]

Joker poker

[stable isle]

zoker loker

[steel fiber]

Boker Toker

[steep raft]

Balala

[steel fiber]

Jimbofication

[hardy flume]

elephant

[steep raft]

address him

[still sierra]

address's

[edgy rune]

Jooner

[thin pumice]

[hasty socket]

Always bet on jimbo knight

[edgy rune]

Jimbo limbo jalala

[haughty grail]

I be burning cards for the rick

Yorick but add pickle after yo

[scenic cliff]

Yopickle

[steel fiber]

Yomama

[tired tendon]

TIL doc spectred plays umamusume

[tawny pasture]

big horse fella

[void bison]

literally bojack horseman

[primal wraith]

Chat. I've ruined my game

🤣🤣🤣

[long atlas]

teach think i’m doin my work
little does she know i’m on the tro

[primal wraith]

Bro, bolatro mods are whack 🤣🤣🤣

[minor prairie]

jimbo jack of spades horseman

[vagrant smelt]

ballingtro

[covert orbit]

Balatro Balatres esta jugando Balatro

[scenic glade]

Got a question

Can you get the unlock for rough gem using the erratic deck

I did it an hour ago in a challenge run, but didn't unlock it so I figured you can't unlock stuff in challenge. So i tried doing it on erratic to get it fast

I have over 30 diamond cards but no dice

[solemn elm]

yeah

[halcyon wolf]

goo

[scenic glade]

Damn

[solemn elm]

your best option is zodiac or magic though

[scenic glade]

I'll try again tmr cause it's 3am for me

[steel fiber]

tis fair, take care, good night to you

[strange meadow]

one more

[icy patrol]

My first double legendary xd

[primal wraith]

Listen to this guys
Card type joker
Named shroomish
When blind is selected gain one hand one discard or plus one hand size this round
(Evolves after beating two boss binds)

Bro modded is wild

[quaint notch]

i found this on my youtube feed
https://youtu.be/fr_2qbuRV2s?si=HWl6VJ3n5sFTFdZ_

[primal wraith]

Hex naw

That's some freak ahh crap

🤣

[pastel dagger]

I love balala

[quaint notch]

bagelatro

[dull turtle]

i love balatro

[primal wraith]

DEAD CHAT

rip

[untold garden]

What ante is e45?

[neon wren]

none of them

https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Blinds_and_Antes

[brave bluff]

someone make the big shot joker..

[desert wadi]

[dusk tartan]

fandom wiki

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Blinds_and_Antes

[safe mural]

what baaltros does everyone ship

[neon wren]

it's better quality than other fandom wikis...dunno what weird things the owner does though