🎙・server-chat

[lapis quail]

First round😭

[sacred hatch]

Pareidolia, Midas, Vampire, take it or leave it

Add in Splash

[gritty cape]

idol, showman, baron, hiker, séance

[uncut adder]

What's the Oa6 rework?

[sacred hatch]

Showman is good though

[gritty cape]

it’s useless before ante 8 🥺

[opaque shard]

Showman is the best chips joker

[gritty cape]

Stuntman?

[opaque shard]

Oh I'm stoopy

[tawny pasture]

hiker slander?? smdh

[opaque shard]

That too

Hiker is good

[tawny pasture]

no i mean the response to jokers not being good in base game. hiker is v good.

[sacred hatch]

Hiker is peak, especially when you always play aces

[tawny pasture]

its the only joker that gives a permanent buff to chips even after its sold

[compact stump]

and is really fun to play imo

[gritty cape]

Hiker is interesting, but IMO the scaling is too weak 💙

[stone swan]

how was the stream last night murphy? I caught some of it but not all

[stray vault]

Agree

[stray vault]

You need retriggers

[stone swan]

chad makes hiker nuts

[stray vault]

And the point of hiker is its buff is permanent

[sacred hatch]

I had cards with +100 extra 💀

[sacred hatch]

Hope Teto doesn't watch Christian TV

[stray vault]

You can buy it when you have space and sell it when you run out of space, its value still remains

[stone swan]

agreed, plus you really should be working enough planet scaling in to make your score not reliant on those chips as much

[graceful drift]

Sorry!

[stone swan]

man i was watchin that

[graceful drift]

Is it okay if I

Send it? Like

Idk if that's allowed

High risk low reward 😭

[stray vault]

Hiker works best with retrigger builds, builds other than that benefit little from it, but it still generates value

[sacred hatch]

Petition to add the Jorker to Balatro 👇

[sacred hatch]

I love ts

I'm gonna send it to my friends

[steep raft]

nebula deck completed

[sacred hatch]

What's wrong with your font

[steep raft]

mod

im playing with unnofficial localization

[tawny pasture]

Stickered 4 jokers. 2 rares 2 uncommons. Not too shabby.

[swift sail]

ok

[swift sail]

you is strong

[sacred hatch]

Why are these scams about Crypto, even I'm a crypto user and I HATE these tinskins

[tawny pasture]

no u

[grave patio]

real question, why did discord take the balatro tarot cards and make them a cosmetic? some look way different!

[sacred hatch]

Balatro fans when they realise Arcana Tarot cards exist IRL

[zenith wadi]

I have some tarot cards

[ember elk]

🤯

[tribal knoll]

i'm ngl i had no idea

[grave patio]

i only know about the adventure time tarot cards

[tribal knoll]

i only rly knew tarots from playing balatro

[errant kayak]

I think his suggestion on what to do with Magic Trick is really interesting https://youtu.be/pA_DiPpJkX8?si=DUX9l8QKN45sm2uz

basically he suggests making illusion the tier 1 voucher and scrapping magic trick

i wonder if it would be balanced to just have standard packs show up in the item/joker portion of the shop (the part you reroll) with the tier 2 of that reworked voucher

[tribal knoll]

as it s rn magic trick is pretty trash yeah

[errant kayak]

i honestly think that might be fine

[tribal knoll]

uh

that sounds kinda broken im ngl

[errant kayak]

how so

[tribal knoll]

depending on how rare they are

[errant kayak]

yea i'm not suggesting standard packs would replace any occurrence of a card under magic trick/illusion you know

just occasionally

idk the exact occurrence rate

i do think in general there should be a reasonable way to get more packs other than the 2 in the shop and skips, they are an integrally fun aspect that i hope and assume gets expanded upon in the future

[acoustic geode]

The red card value is rising

[solemn elm]

the base weight for Magic Trick is 4

[errant kayak]

yeah i have no idea how to balance it lmao, i'm not a game designer

just thought it was an interesting consideration

it feels like having access to packs on reroll seems broken, but is it really? it's kinda just like seeing 2-4 items at once, so sorta like 1-2 free rerolls of the specific kind

[tawny pasture]

packs showing up in the joker queue would be very overpowered

[versed cove]

It feels off more importantly than anything balance related

[errant kayak]

yea thats a fair observation

[tawny pasture]

and also dillute the shop queue when trying to find jokers and you get hit with standard packs that dont always add value

and make red card and hallucination insanely busted

[errant kayak]

it would replace the occurrence of a regular card, so no that doesn't make sense

[acoustic geode]

Reroll button for pacls specifically

[tribal knoll]

red card would go so nutty

[acoustic geode]

[errant kayak]

picking magic trick/illusion is already making that trade off of seeing fewer jokers

[tawny pasture]

you cant sell a pack, would packs become sellable now? everything in the joker queue has the ability to be bought an sold. Ive played many mods that have packs in the joker queue and its not great

[versed cove]

I don’t think making a few jokers a bit better with a tier 2 voucher is too big of a concern, it’s very late run to be able to abuse that type of thing and needs good econ (so, very strong runs under specific circumstances and needs to get lucky even there)

So like I don’t think the hallucination red card stuff is too important to think about

But for me it just feels weird

[errant kayak]

agreed. i was really just brainstorming a way to make a tier 2 voucher to complement a tier 1 voucher that would be Illusion. standard packs in the queue was one such way, but i'm sure there are many more

i also don't think having standard packs in the queue makes hallucination stronger at all, since it doesn't let you add more cards

unless you get the mega pack

[versed cove]

Hallu is tarots on opening a pack

[errant kayak]

minor improvement if that

sorry

you're right

[versed cove]

You’re thinking of hologram

[errant kayak]

i was

[tawny pasture]

more packs = more chances for hallucination to pop

[sacred hatch]

Wdym y'all don't know Tarots exist irl

[errant kayak]

murphy also misnamed it haha

[tawny pasture]

right now its just 2 max

[errant kayak]

ohhh

nah that makes sense

[fiery orchid]

exotic horse

[errant kayak]

mb

[sacred hatch]

I'm hungry

[visual basin]

ιm bοreΔ

[acoustic geode]

Horse steak

[errant kayak]

yeah i mean maybe. i think people tend to think of joker balance as if balatro is a multiplayer competitive game though

it needs balance but not for those reasons

[tawny pasture]

no i was talking about hallucination not hologram. Hologram would also get stronger too

[errant kayak]

yea i said, mb

[versed cove]

Yeah, mostly because you get to choose to add cards you actually want which decreases the downside of adding a random 6 or smth

[errant kayak]

holo gets marginally better, it's really not worth fretting over lol

[tawny pasture]

i rarely play BMP. When i do its casually with other creators.

[versed cove]

But I agree in general these joker synergies aren’t the problem (and could even be argued as a good thing to get to do cool things sometimes)

[errant kayak]

i think in general if you add or change any mechanic to the game you are going to make joker XYZ stronger and joker ABC weaker, that's normal and fine

it's not an argument per se

[tawny pasture]

my main point is introducing packs into the queue comes with other consequences to game balance, and i dont think it solves the "issue" with magic trick/illusion it just opens the door to other issues. All im getting at.

yeah no argument here either just chattin

[rare yew]

[versed cove]

It’s a dangerous precident to set

[versed cove]

Thank you mr Thunk

[sacred hatch]

What is this 😭

[tawny pasture]

we live in a society

[rare yew]

It’s the human condition

[errant kayak]

many are saying this

[visual basin]

iμ jυst goννa tαλk lηke thηs foρ a βιt

[rare yew]

No you don’t

[visual basin]

im boρεd

man

):

ok

[errant kayak]

folded under 0 pressure

[sacred hatch]

Ayo Thunk, your fans don't know Tarots exist IRL

[rare yew]

Wait for real

[errant kayak]

where to buy the hermit

[rare yew]

I mean I guess that makes sense

They’re not that pervasive in general pop culture

[sacred hatch]

Yep, some people legit know Tarots fro Balatro

[sacred hatch]

Me who knew about them before Balatro

[errant kayak]

tbf anyone suggesting new tarot cards beyond the main clutch that aren't existing tarot cards is probably unaware of tarot cards, right? or they just really don't care about flavor.

[rare yew]

I mean I did too (lmao) but I can understand not having heard about them

[fiery orchid]

horse joker

[visual basin]

you know what's weird, i used the sun and it didn't heal me

[rare yew]

This is the real crazy one to me

#📊・polls message

[tawny pasture]

hot topics closing nationally has caused a paradigm shift in culture

[errant kayak]

5% seems reasonable somehow

[rare yew]

5% of Balatro players have never used a real deck of cards

[errant kayak]

idk what number i was expecting

[sacred hatch]

My brother, the only Tarots that exist are from the Major Arcana, how many are there ? 22 only

[versed cove]

I mean there’s minor arcana and reverse tarots

There’s a little room

[sacred hatch]

🤚 you're talking to a Rummy shark

[errant kayak]

ya, so people in #1155557846805643434 or on reddit posting like "XXIII The Warrior" are probably unaware of tarot cards being a thing irl

is my point

[rare yew]

I played a lot of rummy over the holidays this year

It’s fun

[visual basin]

localthunk, please make it real

[wide lagoon]

hi Mr Balatro Man sir!

[errant kayak]

that drawing is already real

[sacred hatch]

No autism for you lmao /j

[wide lagoon]

this goes hard tbh

[visual basin]

not my personality

[visual basin]

ik right

[sacred hatch]

Fr, Rummy has got to be the best card game... Way better than Hearts

[rare yew]

They are both fun

Why you pitting 2 bad bitches against each other

[visual basin]

thx thunk

[sacred hatch]

I never understood Hearts ngl

[errant kayak]

they pump blood around the organism

[rare yew]

Why you keep making this about Hearts

[visual basin]

it's the most important organ in your body

idk if you know

[rare yew]

I’d rather have my heart removed than have my skin removed

[wide lagoon]

I'd rather not have anything removed from my body

in fact

[errant kayak]

prude

[visual basin]

localthunk out of context

[rare yew]

Well same, but how else we going to figure out the most important organ

[sacred hatch]

If we're talking also peak card games, Spider Solitaire takes the cake

[wide lagoon]

tripeaks.

[dull turtle]

i love balatro

[errant kayak]

nooo

i like a card game with a curse word in it that this server disallows 😔

[ionic hinge]

A lot of petroleum dust went up my nose

[rare yew]

Which one, asshole?

Bullshit?

[errant kayak]

shthead

[ionic hinge]

The left one

[rare yew]

Ah

[sacred hatch]

Objection

[ionic hinge]

I was looking up at my conveyor and a piece of petroleum fell right into my nose

[wide lagoon]

this also may be the most important organ, ngl

[sacred hatch]

My fave Card games, Solitaire, Balatro and Rummy

[errant kayak]

it looks like he's calling me one :(

[ionic hinge]

Oh wait you're asking for the most important organ?

[rare yew]

:)

[errant kayak]

most important organ gotta be pipe organ

[rare yew]

Cyberbullying

[wide lagoon]

me spreading jolly on the internet

[deft jasper]

hello thunk i love your work

[wide lagoon]

joker, that is

[deft jasper]

balatro saved my life

[rare yew]

Hello treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m not familiar with your work but I’m sure it’s lovely

[errant kayak]

Local T. Hunk

[deft jasper]

oh thank you :3

[dull turtle]

i love balatro

[deft jasper]

i do genuinely love the visuals of balatro, they're very nice

[ionic hinge]

Balatro keeps me sane when I have nothing to do at my job for 10 hours a day.

[deft jasper]

sometimes i just idle it to look at it and listen to the music

[sacred hatch]

Fr, It's so hypnotic and bouncy

[wide lagoon]

10h workday is crazy

[idle wigeon]

I'm on team balatro

[sacred hatch]

Thank Louis F for the music

[ionic hinge]

10 hours nearly 6 days a week

[deft jasper]

i feel like you definitely have something to do during a 10 hour work day LOL

[rare yew]

Is that a weird way to say 5 days a week

[ionic hinge]

More like 9.5.

[deft jasper]

wait yeah

didn't notice that lol

[ionic hinge]

I work Mon-saturday

[rare yew]

Why nearly then

[ionic hinge]

Sometimes we dont work Saturday but most of the time we do

[rare yew]

Ah I get ya

[deft jasper]

what do u do for work ?

[rare yew]

Got a quota to hit

[ionic hinge]

Especially in the summer. But winter has been a bit more lenient

[wide lagoon]

are you familiar with idle games, localthunk?

[granite urchin]

Maximize those shareholder profits

[rare yew]

I haven’t played any

Or really seen them, I have heard of cookie clicker tho

[ionic hinge]

We receive and then load petroleum Coke into barges. I operate the conveyor system and keep it clean. To put it simply "I push button when truck leaves ramp I move conveyor when we done loading barge."

The refinery delivers us the petroleum we just stockpile and ship it.

[granite urchin]

Integral part of society thank you for cleaning that conveyor belt soldier🫡🫡🫡 (i watch dogs and write stories)

[icy patrol]

hi!

[granite urchin]

My computer broken :/

My windows install got messed up somehow idek what happened i just put it to sleep at 3 yesterday after writing some then i went to turn it on at 7 and it no boot

[ionic hinge]

I push a button and pay attention to everything pretty much all day. At least I got a 2$ raise.

[granite urchin]

Raises are big business answer to the modern philosophical problem of lack of purpose

Dont really love ur hobbies? make work your job and your hobby work harder get the raise so u can do more hobbies u dont like on the side

God bless america

[tawny pasture]

my job facilitates my hobbies. i dont burn myself out at work so i can burn myself out with my hobbies instead lol

[compact stump]

suup chat👋

[sacred hatch]

Relatable

Ayyy, I made a new track

[west dragon]

i beat incredicer
thought it would just keep going

[wide lagoon]

I'm playing exponential idle for almost 2 years at this point

without a break it would be almost 4 years

[tribal knoll]

thats why you always open judgements

[sacred hatch]

Judgement always gets me ass Jokers, pass

[lime monolith]

Hi new to discord - I am trying to join the balatro multiplayer server but every time i click join it just sends me back to my discord home page. Like i said i am new so im probably doing something wrong or it might be a bug. ANy help is appreciated thanks 🙂

[errant kayak]

do y'all think the game could do with a slightly more obvious and intuitive way of indicating that you have an open joker slot or am i the only one who's a dummy on this?

[compact stump]

crazy people can just do this like nothing, what is it for? if you don’t mind me asking

[errant kayak]

i be running like 3 antes with 5/6 jokes bc one is negative and i forget 😎

[hasty socket]

Hi sweetie pies

[sacred hatch]

a project I'm working on

[lime monolith]

Please !!! I want to play multiplayer but cant organise a match

[open flower]

Lookin for e-girl jester

[sacred hatch]

You just said it, you're NEWWWW

[lime monolith]

so what

[sacred hatch]

Asking the real questions

[sacred hatch]

You gotta wait

[lime monolith]

oh okay

appreciate the help

[compact stump]

Sounds good!

[rare yew]

🧀

[steep raft]

how you doing chat

[compact stump]

Jumpscare

[open flower]

фо рил твин

[sacred hatch]

Is it worth it

[sacred hatch]

I don't speak Ukrainian, sry

[steep raft]

ummm

[open flower]

ukr 😭 🙏

[wide lagoon]

реальна

[rare yew]

Rule 2 gamers

#📜・rules

[wide lagoon]

sorry

[compact stump]

LocalPolice

[open flower]

fr

[lusty rune]

Meow

[compact stump]

playing with fire

[hasty socket]

Yea?? 😊

[fierce rain]

good morning chat

goodness i feel like i see thunk in chat almost every time i open discord now

[chrome abyss]

Omg hello!

[fierce rain]

yes yes hello again mr thunk

[errant kayak]

mom, chat is being weird again

[fierce rain]

not particularly

i can be weirder

but alas i do need to go

have a good day everyone

yooo new bringus video?

hell yeah

[fiery orchid]

horse tarot card

[open flower]

[sacred hatch]

Probably should've sent

[rare yew]

Convinced a generation the moon was made from cheese

[sacred hatch]

I legit thought the moon was made of cheese 😭

*when I was a child, I'm not as gullible as I was

[haughty grail]

Мой мальчик джон доу

[icy patrol]

Hi what's up?

[haughty grail]

Sup Localthunk

[glad oriole]

thunk

gello

[rare yew]

I have a very unfunny cheese joke I just thought of:

when making a charcuterie board, it’s good to balance strong flavours with a neutral cheese like Swiss

[compact stump]

Everytime localthunk appears so does Skinkina to ragebait him

[glad oriole]

is this something only a cheese fan woukd get

[hasty socket]

Never believe it was cheese its too white

[glad oriole]

whaat i would never :3

[icy patrol]

[compact stump]

Suuuuuuure..

[compact stump]

smart people joke?

[rare yew]

It’s about Switzerland

[glad oriole]

oh

[tawny pasture]

+2

[compact stump]

idk

[haughty grail]

Is it a ww2 joke

[tawny pasture]

i thought it was pretty gouda

[rare yew]

It’s a all of Swiss history joke

[compact stump]

lol

[glad oriole]

you see im american so i dony know swiss history

[compact stump]

im european and i dont either lol

[haughty grail]

Afaik switzerlands stayed neutral during ww2

[rare yew]

Switzerland is neutral

That’s the whole joke

[glad oriole]

i gotchu

[haughty grail]

Snd never got invaded because of its economic importance

[glad oriole]

that is good joke

i think

idk

[haughty grail]

Nah its kinda ass ngl Localthunk twin

[compact stump]

wat

[rare yew]

I did say it was an unfunny joke

[compact stump]

mean

[humble drift]

hi thunk!🏳️‍⚧️

[glad oriole]

hello

:3

[compact stump]

unfunny jokes are funny because they are unfunny

[glad oriole]

six seven

:roflmao:

[compact stump]

thats just annoying

[glad oriole]

:the_human_condition:

[rare yew]

[icy patrol]

pencil 😼

[glad oriole]

oh theres no underscores

frick

[icy patrol]

[rare yew]

I’m formally warning you with breaking rule 6, you do this way too much

You can just like hang out here, cool the spam

[torpid elm]

w pack??

[haughty grail]

Jack of all trades

[compact stump]

LocalPolice once again

[sacred hatch]

That was a sick seven

[glad oriole]

purple seal 👀

[icy patrol]

👌

okay

[solemn elm]

JACK OF DIAMONDS!!! MISPRINT MENTIONED

[icy patrol]

XD

[torpid elm]

that steel jack is very attractive

[glad oriole]

?

[haughty grail]

What

[glad oriole]

the purple jack is way better than the steel

[rare yew]

No no Lilo is right, misprint mentioned

[solemn elm]

misprint tells you what card is next to be drawn, but in the main menu it shows 11D (which is the jack of diamonds)

[haughty grail]

Whats the correlation

[glad oriole]

sick

[torpid elm]

idk i dont really need tarots atm

[haughty grail]

Oh ok

[glad oriole]

you always need tarots

think avout this

[white pulsar]

Playing a pair build, and...

[glad oriole]

tarots can get you steels

[white pulsar]

This game is funny

[torpid elm]

do we?

[compact stump]

Lol

[solemn elm]

dont fall for it

[glad oriole]

steels cant get you tarots

[bitter flame]

Your game blessed me a couple of days ago

[sacred hatch]

Perkeo will be mentioned soon

[torpid elm]

nice point there

[white pulsar]

Of course I'm not gonna fall for it

[glad oriole]

the ultimate bait

[rare yew]

Holy shit Perkeo mentioned

[sacred hatch]

Burnt and Stunt ? OUT

[glad oriole]

perkeo mentioned

[white pulsar]

Not falling for bait

[torpid elm]

yes

[bitter flame]

Yo:rick!

[glad oriole]

both of those jokers are leagues better than baron

[sacred hatch]

Stuntman ? OUT

[haughty grail]

I still dont understand why stuntman is considered good

[glad oriole]

250 chips is a lot

[compact stump]

tru

[white pulsar]

amazing in plasma

[bitter flame]

250 chips?

[glad oriole]

its really that simple

[rare yew]

Probably because of how good it is

[bitter flame]

Is so good

[sacred hatch]

Yep, all bro does is add a measly 250 chips

[haughty grail]

2 hand size a lot?

[white pulsar]

localthunk I have a new deck proposal

[compact stump]

not in a pairs run

[bitter flame]

No is not lmao just play pairs and win easily

[sacred hatch]

Ever noticed how Perkeo looks derpy

[rare yew]

#1155557846805643434

That way I can ‘read it later’

[glad oriole]

[sacred hatch]

[glad oriole]

for sure

[white pulsar]

lmao fair enough

[compact stump]

yeahhh, do you?

[humble drift]

localthunk jimbo in fortnite when/j

[haughty grail]

Peter griffin deck it would be funny i think

[torpid elm]

why....

[hasty socket]

Purple deck because I like purpl

[bitter flame]

U got a luchador

Stop crying

[hasty socket]

LUCAHFOT

[torpid elm]

shi i didnt realise

[rare yew]

Maybe in like 20 years when this is all dead and I have nothing else to do

[sacred hatch]

"oh my god, Lois, this is worse than the time I was in Balatro"

[torpid elm]

i forgot about the luchador

[compact stump]

i mean, thats "Later"

[torpid elm]

thx guys 🙏

[fierce rain]

bringus video was peak

[hasty socket]

I'm scared of time passing, every one you know disappears slowly...

[opaque shard]

Same

[solemn elm]

if thunk ever cares enough he'll check #1155557846805643434 , otherwise you're just annoying him by making him see it in other places

[haughty grail]

If there are balatro fans left them im dead

[rare yew]

Yeah but every day is one closer to the sweet release of death so it’s aight

[fierce rain]

it’s already happened to me unfortunately, when it happens to you you just gotta keep moving forward

[left slate]

Fun Fact:thunk is an immortal vampire (confirmed)

[opaque shard]

I've always been afraid of death

[hasty socket]

I don't wanna say bye to everyone

[haughty grail]

Death card reference

[compact stump]

what

[torpid elm]

localthunk what was the hardest part of balatro to code??

[bitter flame]

Localthunk can we get a collab with hotline miami : )

[fierce rain]

oh bro chat is being weird again

[solemn elm]

converting the left card into the right card is pretty scary for someone with dyslexia (me)

[fierce rain]

god the amount of times i’ve messed up doing that is insane

[sacred hatch]

Close, that's called Parasocialism

[fierce rain]

yeah yeah i know

[arctic otter]

+2

[hasty socket]

I'm not scared of death

I'm scared of losing everyone I know

[solemn elm]

i havent made that mistake in a while, the muscle memory has taken over, but holy shit

[opaque shard]

Sometimes I've confused a tarot card for another

[compact stump]

hotline miami as friends of jimbo would highk be fire

[haughty grail]

Which card is that

[fierce rain]

i’m not too proud i’ve went back to menu to undo my mistake on numerous occasions when i mess up

[sacred hatch]

"Kids, don't be Parasocial"

[opaque shard]

Mainly confusing strength for death

[torpid elm]

OMG

[arctic otter]

the amount of seals I lost from doing it wrong lmaoo

[torpid elm]

YORICKKKK

LESGOOO

[sacred hatch]

How do you fuck that up 😭

[opaque shard]

Shrug

[hasty socket]

I remember a black girl in my first grade of school and I never seen her back.

I remember she was really emotional and would cry a lot of times. one day, she disappeared.

[bitter flame]

Yo Rick

[fierce rain]

the crt filter makes screenshots look so funny

[torpid elm]

sup

[hasty socket]

I don't know where she is now

[arctic otter]

My silly self just can't read lmao 😭

[white pulsar]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1468289921008668871

[rare yew]

dw about it, it comes for all of us at some point

[torpid elm]

"one day, she disasppeared"

[fierce rain]

sometimes my brain is too turned off and i mess up

[arctic otter]

I feel you

[left slate]

if yorick was green will his name could pickle yo rick?

[hasty socket]

I don't really know were she went

[bitter flame]

...

[left slate]

get me a

[haughty grail]

Localthunk why are gifs off

[compact stump]

who said i was worried?

[hasty socket]

Localthunk what's your favorite leggendary

[sacred hatch]

Links, not files

[solemn elm]

to prevent spam/chat flood

they make it hard to read what's going on

[spring escarp]

Hi

[haughty grail]

I can paste them without embed

[fierce rain]

i don’t understand why some people can do it and some can’t

[solemn elm]

tenor links are banned

[fierce rain]

ahh

[torpid elm]

i deserve to rot in hell

[fierce rain]

…

[haughty grail]

Localthunk do you plan on releasing Balatro oN GOG?

[torpid elm]

even luchador couldnt save me

it was... destiny

[fierce rain]

she be planting on my boss blind until i lose my run because my entire deck is kings

[glad oriole]

skill issue

[strong prairie]

Pretty sure it's just all gif links? But yeah, Thunk banned them because most of the time they just lowered the quality of the chat

[glad oriole]

i should gold stake abandoned deck

or maybe unlock onyx agate

[strong prairie]

(I couldn't even say "dot gif" holy)

[fierce rain]

oh yikes

[torpid elm]

dot gif

[hasty socket]

meow

[fierce rain]

just tried it

[strong prairie]

with the actual dot mf

[glad oriole]

mrow

[fierce rain]

profile picture checks out

[steep raft]

yellow deck completed

[hasty socket]

Your meow big bad

[glad oriole]

thunk dont kill me it was on topic

[glad oriole]

wuh

[haughty grail]

She be wheeling on my joker until i nope

[fierce rain]

she be joking on my joker until i joke

kill me

what is this

kill it

kill somebody

[glad oriole]

its so peak

[hasty socket]

Peak

[left slate]

hanged man needed here

[torpid elm]

Damn is 🤣 🎉

[fierce rain]

AriZZona

[haughty grail]

Babe what happened you barely drank your rizzler ice tea

[fierce rain]

i’m not paying $7 for Rizzler juice

[spring escarp]

What

[hasty socket]

One of you guys isn't give me feet pics in dm

[left slate]

my body is a machine that turns my blood into arizzona rizzler ice tea

[compact stump]

yh chat getting weird

[haughty grail]

Why does the chat default to feet after a certain amount of time

[fierce rain]

chat getting peak

[torpid elm]

it has been two weeks. two weeks

[icy patrol]

five or a kind 🤓☝️

[fierce rain]

i really want that

[torpid elm]

how much can i buy you for

[fierce rain]

they should lowk make different colour decks

[timber thicket]

Tricky Dick plays Balatro???

[fierce rain]

that’s Dicky Trick to you.

[glad oriole]

who tf is tricky dick

[torpid elm]

idk i think they should just add foil, holo, and maybe some seals

[left slate]

I guess not much prolly

like 2 hermits

[fierce rain]

i am not a crook.

[torpid elm]

how low are you willing to go?

[torpid elm]

seems fair

[fierce rain]

0x2=0

just saying

[torpid elm]

he asked me for the hermits

[fierce rain]

ohh

[torpid elm]

i didnt specify how much value they hold

[left slate]

instead of running on hate like Am. I just running on that holy water

[fierce rain]

i thought we were saying he was worth (0x2)x2

[solemn elm]

there used to be foil/holo/poly decks, they were removed for good reason(s).

[torpid elm]

may i ask why?

[left slate]

I would save some money before using those you know value and shi

[fierce rain]

gambling 🤑🤑🤑

[solemn elm]

starting with some foil/holo/poly cards in your deck isnt really that good/fun

[fierce rain]

i’m sure i have a $20 laying around here somewhere to get max value

[torpid elm]

i meant the irl playing card deck 💔

[fierce rain]

iirc the special edition physical copies of balatro come with foil, holo, and poly jokers

[torpid elm]

frrrr??

a shame that i didnt get my hands on them

[tawny pasture]

nope they have mult steel gold wild and bonus cards

[fierce rain]

nope nvm i couldve swore they came with a foil banana

but i was wrong

[torpid elm]

oh okok

[fierce rain]

those aces are still cool tho

[torpid elm]

yeahh

[haughty grail]

The card is not made of real solid gold

Bummer

[fierce rain]

fuck

localthunk why didn’t you make them soild gold

[torpid elm]

fr?? thats a big deal breaker for me

[solemn elm]

because he didn't make them

[torpid elm]

dont tell me steel cards arent made from real steel either..

[fierce rain]

well yeah but i gotta blame it on someone…

[left slate]

when she calls me over to play balatro irl but she starts to take of her clothes

[tawny pasture]

there are some cards out there that have "editions" that were made by fan gamer as an add-in bonus for buying the decks. but iirc they werent authorized and asked to stop.

[glad oriole]

ben starr said thunk has shoes of gold 👀

cant be comfy

[tawny pasture]

I have a jumbo shiny throwback

[left slate]

bro but Im sure those wild cards are really wild trust me

[solemn elm]

heavy as fuck

[glad oriole]

maybe hes just built

he does say he likes to run....

[fierce rain]

that’s be a cool leg workout but imagine the heel pain

[torpid elm]

crafted in the depths of the jungle

wait

guys

were does balatro take place?

[fierce rain]

the mcu

[torpid elm]

in a magic casino?

in the mind of someone?

[fierce rain]

Jimbo will return in Avengers Doomsday

[torpid elm]

in a magic world?

in a world were survival is based on the ability to score chips?

[left slate]

probably in the mind of a crackhead so high that he is feeling over the heaven

[torpid elm]

best scenario possible

[glad oriole]

jujutsu kaisen

[torpid elm]

maybe jimbo is someone who he used to know

that lost his hands

[left slate]

crackhead over heaven (please someone catch the easy reference)

[fierce rain]

it takes place in localthunk’s basement. if you score enough chips he lets you out - but if you choose to play endless and die, he ol yellers you

[torpid elm]

and thats why he says the famous phrase "If i had hands, id cover my face"

[fierce rain]

same if you die at any point. that’s why you should stop after ante 8

[torpid elm]

nope 💔

[torpid elm]

maybe researchers kidnapped you

[left slate]

hold on their writings are this fire

[torpid elm]

and want to test your ability in a weird card game

[fierce rain]

i’m sure there’s some kind of incentive

[torpid elm]

maybe you died and while you were alive your passion was poker

we need lore guys

balatro itself isnt enough anymore

[fierce rain]

whether it be money, collecting your data, more nsfw reasons, who knows why you’re locked in this basement playing cards. maybe your wife is paying thunk to keep you in this saw trap of gambling.

[left slate]

bro imagine the live action balatro or anime or movie or something

[left slate]

w wife frrr

[fierce rain]

that would be such a high school gooner anime and you know it

[left slate]

filled with yuri?

[compact stump]

what

[fierce rain]

‘my little sister’s a joker’

[rugged wyvern]

any news on when the update is coming out?

[fierce rain]

😐

[left slate]

hell nah

[torpid elm]

maybe jimbo kidnapped you cuz ur the bestt poker player ever and is forcing u to score more and more chips every time so he can cash them out at the casino and if u dont score enough he kills you

[sacred hatch]

Does she give +20 Mults ? If not, better dump her out

[compact stump]

maybe tomorrow, maybe in six years

[torpid elm]

as long as localthunk is the mc its fine

[fierce rain]

she works like ice cream.. +100 chips but -5 every time she meets someone new

[left slate]

if there will be something like that i hope and beg god that there will be a lot of yuri frr instead of those disgusting things

[fierce rain]

part of the plot is that you need to keep her away from people before her chips run out

she only has 35 chips left

[left slate]

femcel maxing?

[fierce rain]

dude i have no idea i don’t watch anime

these are all just shitty tropes i hear people make fun of

i watched chainsaw man and the first season of sword art online

that’s it

[left slate]

i mean csm is peak ive heard from my friend but i dont know about sword art online

[fierce rain]

the first season was peak

it’s not a gooner anime either

it’s pretty cool imo

but i started season 2 and couldn’t get past the first episode it was so bad

[sacred hatch]

Yep, sell her... Or put her in next to the Ceremonial Dagger lmao

[fierce rain]

WHY WOULD YOU KILL YOUR SISTER

you don’t care about how optimal the gameplay is, you need to keep her alive

the main character is Jimbo ofc so you only do +4 mult

[left slate]

but +4 mults to where like why there is score

[fierce rain]

but with enough leveling maybe you too can one day be a Triboulet

[sacred hatch]

All for the x10 Mult

[fierce rain]

when you play the cards idk

[fierce rain]

🙁

[pliant sedge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/ZJShcjmTLc

Thoughts on this?

I think it’s sick

[left slate]

I mean if she is on her deathbed like on +5 chips you can dagger her for fast and instant death or something

it would be less painful or something like that

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general / #1209506514763522108

[sacred hatch]

I have a sick sense of humour

[tribal knoll]

that doesnt exist tho

[tribal knoll]

depends on who u ask. csm is pretty boring to me

[fierce rain]

yeah women aren’t real

pack it up boys

[compact stump]

i love the idea

Moons are lowk Op tho

[pliant sedge]

They’re chance based

Also they have a rare chance to appear

Only appearing in celestial packs

[compact stump]

how rare

[fierce rain]

how did you get the joker role

[compact stump]

like black hole rare?

[left slate]

bro chances doesnt exist everything is 50/50 it happens or nothing ever happens

[pliant sedge]

20%

[sacred hatch]

Kinda

[tribal knoll]

the former in the statement i replied to isn't

[pliant sedge]

I did a favor for Thunk

[left slate]

did you grossed his michel?

[fierce rain]

sweet

[tribal knoll]

the art is pretty cool

[fierce rain]

bro

what

[compact stump]

???????

[left slate]

Im sorry

[fierce rain]

joker tuah

joke on that thunk

[compact stump]

ur fine, its just not the place lol

[fierce rain]

i think idfk

[spring escarp]

I just lost a baron mime run

I want to cry

[compact stump]

youll be fineee

[cedar echo]

Yay naneinf UwU

[spring escarp]

30 JOKERS??????????????????

OMG

[left slate]

wow what a big deck

bro got the whole collection

[cedar echo]

This is the naneinf I went with lol

[fierce rain]

awesome now do it again on gold stake

[cedar echo]

After waiting over an hour and not even getting halfway through, I reset the hand and just did it without the cryptids

[left slate]

I always try getting naneinf but its so close like e290 or something like those

[cedar echo]

Yes

[left slate]

and then ante 32 and i lose

[compact stump]

you need 4 copy jokers

[pliant sedge]

no I made the even and odd animated emotes for this server

[compact stump]

ohh you made it?

love it lol

[left slate]

not gonna lie those are fire and i can look at those for hours

[pliant sedge]

thx gng

[compact stump]

are you still doing that mod?

[tawny pasture]

dope art

[pliant sedge]

right?

it's awesome

Huge fan btw Murph!👋

what's 3/150

[strong prairie]

0.02

[pliant sedge]

lmao

[tawny pasture]

its how many jokers i used to C++

[pliant sedge]

I am!

[tawny pasture]

dont think about it too hard

[pliant sedge]

WHAT

wait

[tawny pasture]

its a bit lol

[pliant sedge]

wait what

what wait

OHHHH

lmaooo

[compact stump]

When u finish it ill be there to try it lol

[tawny pasture]

it was from thunk chat when that still existed. i think vonnegutt or someone mentioned the numbers in peoples names /150 for their C++ progress so i added mine in

[strong prairie]

actually how close are you right now murph?

[tawny pasture]

And then i never changed it

118/150 i knocked out 4 last night

[pliant sedge]

loooool

[strong prairie]

niiice

[compact stump]

woah ur actually close

[pliant sedge]

I'm 150 for 150!!

guess my last joker

[compact stump]

michel?

[pliant sedge]

he's an emote in this server

[tawny pasture]

i would have gotten it sooner but im lazy and never planned on doing it, and then it was the only achievement left so i decided to start going for it end of dec. I only sticker jokers on mondays

[pliant sedge]

monday is sticker day

[placid jackal]

Finished my second deck on Gold with 2 Poly Runners. Will never forget them 😔 🙏🏻

[pliant sedge]

that's rly funny

gays run straight or something something

[placid jackal]

2 Poly runners playing straight, only with balatro!!

[pliant sedge]

It was

[tawny pasture]

my last will probably be hallucination

[compact stump]

i have like 10 with gs on it

the obvious ones like bp,bs, chad, photo

[fierce rain]

i think this is the most colourful i’ve seen chat in a while

looks good

[neon wren]

it's a lot of deck fix potential, can play a higher value hand and survive with less joker scoring

[weak tangle]

does ankh madness kill itself

[brave bluff]

richard nixon plays balatro?!?!

[neon wren]

yes, pretty sure we've all done that 🙂 if it's big enough and you can skip the small/large blinds, then it works

[tribal knoll]

if theyre not eternal yes

[fierce rain]

on occasion

[brave bluff]

what do you think of balatro mr nixon

[fierce rain]

not recently but i’ve racked up over 200 hours

[fierce rain]

i mean it’s pretty good

solid 8/10

[tawny pasture]

no im saving it cause i like it. its one of my favorites

[tribal knoll]

c++ is so fun

[tawny pasture]

it common so comes up a lot so i tend to get rid of it towards the end if i see something more difficult to play around. like i did with DNA last night

[tribal knoll]

love running weird ass builds just to get 4 stickers

[spring escarp]

BRICK!!!!!!!

[median bison]

Can you mod balatro on mobile?

[tawny pasture]

no

[fierce rain]

no

[median bison]

Dang

[brave bluff]

yes it's me

[fierce rain]

are you on ios or android

[median bison]

Android

[spring escarp]

I'm your temu version but with superposition on the background

[fierce rain]

that’s something, at least. if they do decide to come out with some android mods then you at least have the right os

but just play it on a cheap laptop

$100 at walmart right now

it can run balatro

[tawny pasture]

mods are specific to PC, its not a matter of if they come out for android

[fierce rain]

yes but if someone decided to make a mobile mod manager, it would come out for android

[median bison]

Thank you Mr. Nixon

[tawny pasture]

incredibly unlikely, and most likely woudlnt not be from a trustworthy source

[fierce rain]

i know but i’m trying not to crush Mr Lasagna’s dreams that horribly

[glad oriole]

after many hours of gameplay i have finally unlocked jimbo

3 unlocks remain
2 if we dont count Perkeo

[steep raft]

im insane

[timber sierra]

congratulations for getting the biblically accurate jimbo card

[icy patrol]

Hi

👋

[steel fiber]

this morning we finally completed the last blue stake we hadn't yet which was plasma

which means I completed every blue stake before the upcoming no given date (fair) update

[glad oriole]

👀

yahoo

[dry pivot]

congrats you now lose by ante 3

or

4

sorry

[glad oriole]

i am in ante 3 gng

ill be fine its white stake

[dry pivot]

so ante 5 it is

[median shell]

Yo can someone confirm if ecto can hit an already negative joker or not? I have a tasty looking nat negative egg which I wouldn't want to get rid off but I couldn't find a definitive answer 🤔

[solemn elm]

it can't

[median shell]

ty

[solemn elm]

you can't get rid of, swap, or re-apply editions

[glad oriole]

yeah man

[dry pivot]

ok so ante 6

you will lose

[glad oriole]

why you such a hater

[dry pivot]

i ama predictor of the future

not a hater

simply i knwo

[solemn elm]

if skinky managed to lose this without trying to, then i'd be amazed

[cedar echo]

Meow

[storm hornet]

Do yall shares reddit Balatro memes here or not?
Just a question

[fiery orchid]

5f y64 36se th5s then y64 g6t t6 bec6+e a sh365n +6n2

[solemn elm]

i dont, but you can.

[glad oriole]

i played an unleveled high card against the needle and won what even is white stake

[dusky drift]

huh?

[unreal stag]

bru i bought catnip for the first time to my cat....

TBOI

[dusky drift]

goiod luck

[storm hornet]

I ask bcz i make Balatro memes on reddit and i wonder if someone share my memes in Balatro discord

[unreal stag]

he was jumping and shii now he just looks fried

his eyes look goopy asf

[royal bough]

Got ante 4 observatory, said "well thats early", opened the arcana pack in the shop, got perkeo

[unreal stag]

i got that yesterday

particle accelerator type shi

[royal bough]

Unbelievable luck also

[glad oriole]

oh no!!!!!!

the doubter was right!!

jk

[royal bough]

I have never seen a polychrome brainstorm until this moment... i dont like how hes looking at me

[unreal stag]

i thinks he is just gay

ya ya

might be it

[glad oriole]

man what the hell

yay now im winning even harder

[royal bough]

Reminds me of a run I had with 2 souls, ante 1 blueprint brainstorm and showman before lmao

The thing is that run i was doing the 15 minute city challenge or whatever its called so i had 3 joker slots 😭

[glad oriole]

flouse gaming

[fluid shore]

Do we know approximately when the big update is expected or is that still under the wraps?

[hearty bay]

Hello is there anyone here i can ask for naninf help, i have a great build rn and im scared to mess it up 😔

[glad oriole]

👀

[haughty grail]

Plant boss made the spark leave my eyes

[glad oriole]

thank you perkeo :3

this run might die ante 5....

[haughty grail]

Barely passed

[tulip reef]

🔥

negative sock and buskin next buffoon pack

[haughty grail]

Manifesting

[shell vine]

dude how do yall do this

i cant get over 2 wins bruh

[glad oriole]

ggz green joker carry

[haughty grail]

Bruh

[glad oriole]

@dry pivot fuck you

[dry pivot]

its inevitable

youll lose

[glad oriole]

im done with the run

not too interested in endless

[dry pivot]

so you lose

i understand

[glad oriole]

one unlock remains

[glad oriole]

i loterally just got lucky lol

two souls in 1 run is really rare

which is crazy cuz it happened to me the last time i got soul

[shell vine]

im pretty new to the game and with the knowledge i have ts aint happening

[haughty grail]

Do you unlock anything if you skip a soul card

[glad oriole]

no

[tribal knoll]

thatd be funny

[versed ice]

Do I take the DNA here? What should I sell if I do?

[open flower]

trur

e

[glad oriole]

i got lazy

[haughty grail]

Balatrin time

[oblique isle]

“First we bala, and then we tro. Let’s balatro!”

[hollow mountain]

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[lost vector]

Oh same

I came back a few days ago

[hollow mountain]

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[lost vector]

You really breeze through the game when you know what to do

[hollow mountain]

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[hasty socket]

Hit the road is the goat

[glad oriole]

probably not

but i guess we will see

[hasty socket]

get a deck full of hacks

[hollow mountain]

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[hasty socket]

Jacks

[glad oriole]

i'd

[hasty socket]

Polychrome madness is really good

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

red stake means slow scaling

i'd go fur it

and like

run straights or sm

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

yes

[hasty socket]

You can restart the game

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

dagger is fun

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

knife :3

[hollow mountain]

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[hasty socket]

Dess.

[glad oriole]

driving in my car

[hasty socket]

yo dess kinda bad though

nobody will remember this message

[glad oriole]

• literally a character with an unconfirmed appearance

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

bappens

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

dango

[hollow mountain]

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[glad oriole]

idk ask him

he chats here occasionally

👀

[hollow mountain]

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[hasty socket]

Goth girls are goth girls so

[glad oriole]

what if shes not goth

[hasty socket]

She's probably is due to some description by the froggits in tv world

[hollow mountain]

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[hasty socket]

This game is really important when it comes to moving cards

[hollow mountain]

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[dull turtle]

i love balatro

[glad oriole]

shoxker

[undone grail]

I definitely need some tips and tricks.

[compact stump]

dont be shy to ask

[hasty socket]

Ask

[compact stump]

i recommend #🕹・game-discussion for that tho, theres usually more people there

[undone grail]

Yeah I didn't want to interrupt the conversations in there. I'll remember that from now on. Also I was just thinking of general tips on what strategies there are and such.

[compact stump]

i TRULY recommend the youtuber DrSpectred for that, its hard for us to tell anyone here what jokers are a take in what situation, most of the jokers are in some way situational

[undone grail]

Oh I see! Thanks for recommending that channel.

[compact stump]

but the easy tips are to focuss in economy at the start of the run, try not to spend a lot in each shop, dont spend over the interest cap (25 when you dont have seed money voucher), dont be afraid to cut your deck and mold it into what could be better for your hands, is actually VERY important

also standar packs are more important that what you think

Purple seals give you a really good advantage for making more tarots

[undone grail]

I see spend wisely and yeah I noticed the standard packs. Also we definitely should move to the other channel. 😅

[compact stump]

alr

[sacred hatch]

Great minds think alike

[graceful drift]

yall are so tuff

[glad oriole]

meow

[void bison]

and fools seldom differ

[earnest coral]

bro how much time did you spend on getting 3 decks on gold stakes?

[compact stump]

idk, i think each one was one day trying the same deck until i won

im not focussed on that rn tho

[earnest coral]

like i got 4/15 now (red, blue, yellow and green) and it took me 100h

awful

now stuck on orange stake black deck

[compact stump]

black is indeed awful yea

i wanna try it next

[sacred hatch]

🅱️OI, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK, MANGO MANGO, MUSTARD, 67

[graceful drift]

🫲 😂 BOIII

NOTHING, SERIOUSLY

DON'T DEGLOVE ME

PLEASE

[sacred hatch]

Too bad, you're getting Degloved

[graceful drift]

NO

NOOOO

[spark atlas]

Ts so tuff

[autumn shell]

bs

she is my gf

[fading maple]

very simple very easy

[verbal bison]

Someone coulda messed it up

🥲

Thats someone being me 💔

[steep raft]

Hello chat

Dead chat

[hasty socket]

no localthunk, no chat

[compact stump]

so true