🎙・server-chat

[rigid night]

The creator of our favorite game himself

[long atlas]

every day here

[split wyvern]

Hell yeah

[icy patrol]

yo 🆗

[fiery orchid]

ight @split wyvern im sorry bro for that i owe you a ride through the mountains

[void geyser]

hjjsjsgkgkfıfkfjgkgogv

[tacit sparrow]

Can someone tell me what’s happening rn

[hasty socket]

Red deck for me was painfully hard for no reason

[grave gust]

🗣️

[split wyvern]

I don't like mountains, eat the horse

[ionic hinge]

A lot of things are happening at this exact moment in time

[icy patrol]

yes, Me too

[long atlas]

we are eating the horse

[rare yew]

Hooooooly Deku chooses violence

[tacit sparrow]

Bruh

[rigid night]

Covered bridges of Vermont? @split wyvern

[ionic hinge]

Kill the horse kill the horse

[hasty socket]

@hardy flume can we eat your friend?

[void geyser]

mhmmm horse

[long atlas]

send bro to the ceremonial dagger 😭 ✌️

[icy patrol]

XD

[fiery orchid]

do something to me and ill milk you all

[long atlas]

adress him

[ionic hinge]

Rip it's hide off

[icy patrol]

[restive knot]

phelelant

[long atlas]

jokers on you! i’m actually a sentient brick

[tacit sparrow]

Seriously

[rare yew]

…….

[rigid night]

Somebody might be into that given the sheer number of serve members

[hasty socket]

What do ya guys think about this guy though

[icy patrol]

no no no

[ionic hinge]

My hands are covered in oil and petroleum dust I'm sad that all of my water is literally Frozen

[fiery orchid]

build a house with you

[long atlas]

put him to the left of horse

[grave gust]

||Im into goth girls||

[restive knot]

Based

[ionic hinge]

We do not need to know this information you could have kept that to yourself

[void geyser]

why u let israel control balatos chance factor

[long atlas]

someone’s always gonna be ontop of and below me i see no problem with this

[icy patrol]

I love your profile photo

[rare yew]

The dagger was one of the most fun ones to draw

[grave gust]

?

[ionic hinge]

The dagger is fun to play with but it doesn't mean it's good

[rare yew]

Don’t respond pls

[long atlas]

do you ever use reference images with jokers like this?

[rare yew]

The dagger took like 6 hours though

[rare yew]

This one I did not

[long atlas]

oh wow

[median elm]

for nanas did you use reference banana?

[rigid night]

Design-wise, Shortcut is my favorite

[rare yew]

I did use reference images for the nanners

[long atlas]

he used his banana for reference

why is blueprint on a napkin

always wondered this

[rigid night]

It isn't. That's Brainstorm

[median elm]

brainstorm is a napkin

[rare yew]

You mean brainstorm?

[long atlas]

yeah mb

[tame whale]

wait, did u draw AND MADE the music, AND programmed everything?

[restive knot]

How about dagger with eternal riff-raff?

[long atlas]

mixed em up

[ionic hinge]

Because you are brainstorming an idea on a bar napkin

[hasty socket]

Paradolia should get a reskin

[long atlas]

didn’t make the music that was louisf

[median elm]

Paradolia is a great design

[restive knot]

Hell naw i love it

[rare yew]

I mixed the music but I did not make it

[hasty socket]

make it more Illusionary

[tame whale]

oh right

[grave gust]

Reminds me of that one jackbox game

[ionic hinge]

Wow I swear I just said that

[long atlas]

ohhh how did i never put this together 😭

[void geyser]

@left slate

[fiery orchid]

dude i wish i drew the jokers for balatro i adore drawing cards dude

[little moat]

😭

[restive knot]

omaga true

[icy patrol]

NOOO

[long atlas]

my best ideas came from an etch a sketch so i guess it makes sense 🥀

[hasty socket]

what you think about this too (he will get the horse)

[median elm]

brainstorm is the only one with a sharp corner right?

[ionic hinge]

My hands don't like to work correctly for me I can't draw. Plus it doesn't help that I kind of hate myself .

[long atlas]

quick everyone leave so horse is the only one madness can hit

[grave gust]

I can see spotify in the bottom left

[icy patrol]

🍕

[long atlas]

correct

[rare yew]

Because it’s the only unfolded corner of the napkin

[median elm]

yeah that makes sense

[rare yew]

Also I imagine it being a napkin at a coffee shop

[hasty socket]

For me it's like better throwback if you think about it

[long atlas]

square should have sharp corners imo but that’s a personal gripe

[acoustic geode]

Glass joker and steel joker are sharp

Should be

[rare yew]

And the coffee stain is from espresso

[ionic hinge]

but it's gross and yellow like from a bar

[restive knot]

I love how I assosiate the red circles in this card with those soundalike memes

[median elm]

😭

[grave gust]

Don't brain the storm, storm the brain

[void geyser]

[cinder wharf]

Localthunk what game engine did you use to make baralto

[hasty socket]

Lua

[grave gust]

Lovely

[median elm]

Love2D iirc

[lost vector]

I tried to buy this ankh but it just bugged out and is stuck on my screen rn 😭

[little moat]

waus meme en español

[ionic hinge]

I need one of those bands that go on your glasses to keep them on your face because whenever I look down my glasses just fall off

And then I'm blind

And trust me I'm big blind

[icy patrol]

japan is in year 7

[lost vector]

Say that again

[ionic hinge]

And trust me I'm big blind

[left slate]

that again

[icy patrol]

XD

[hasty socket]

abstract joker 2

[restive knot]

Is it not possible to adjust how much the temples of your glasses close? If you tighten them more, you might not need the elastic band

[lost vector]

You can do that if they have screws

[split wyvern]

Hehe

[ionic hinge]

Roughly something that can be seen clearly by a normal person at 400 ft (120 meters) I can't see clearly from 20ft (6 meters)

I cannot legally drive without my glasses

[lost vector]

I have these Tenya Eida type glasses

You can tighten them

[split wyvern]

Interesting

[ionic hinge]

I don't these are pure plastic frames the only thing I can maybe adjust is the screws on the arms

[split wyvern]

Also it's Iida

Not to be that guy

[lost vector]

I have 1.5 astigmatism which is just enough for it to cause me problems in my day to day life

[void geyser]

🫃

[ionic hinge]

I have a pretty high stigmatism too driving at night it's really really rough for me

I couldn't tell you what it is though

[lost vector]

Ok Izuku

[fiery orchid]

what if we add guns to balatro

[lost vector]

His name Izuku btw@split wyvern

[ionic hinge]

It would make it easier to kill you with

[split wyvern]

Check my username

[lost vector]

Aw

[split wyvern]

Eat my ass (respectfully)

[ionic hinge]

I do not wish to eat a donkey I think we should focus on eating the horse instead

[split wyvern]

Yes

Indeed

[void geyser]

me when pregnant man

[ionic hinge]

I got to go breathe in more toxic petroleum dust I hope this doesn't have adverse effects on my body

[split wyvern]

Yo we should add a Deku Joker (for no specific reason)

[void geyser]

👎

[split wyvern]

Although I think that would be hard cause you would need licencing from mha creators and stuff

[hasty socket]

Balatro jokers are original

[split wyvern]

I know

[hasty socket]

that's why theyre cool

[split wyvern]

Yeah

Fair enough

Mha/anime deck themes could be cool though

[left slate]

uma irl????

https://klipy.com/gifs/haru-urara-chibi

[icy patrol]

Holy shit

[haughty tangle]

Gg bro

[plain saffron]

Yo

Does anyone know how to get mods on mobile

?

[obtuse snow]

We cannot disclose that informations

[plain saffron]

Why

[vernal spear]

anyone knows any way i can edit pdf files for free?

[restive knot]

google searc "ilovepdf"

Or you can also check for pdf24 it's great and it has a sheep mascot

[vernal spear]

thank you

[restive knot]

||omg imagine a mod for having portrait mode on mobile 🙏||

[icy patrol]

thank you

[split wyvern]

Guess who's back

Back again

[sacred hatch]

WHAT'S HAPPENING 😭, WHY'S BLUEPRINT CRYING

[tribal laurel]

yes i did it today

ill send the link to the tutorial

https://lmm.shorty.systems

just follow the instructions here

[glad oriole]

<@&1133519078540185692>

good shit

[fathom minnow]

🔫

[glad oriole]

:3

[fallow mantle]

why is ther no vc channels here?

[glad oriole]

hard to moderate

[drifting void]

Wow that is a good way to start a round

[ornate cove]

Balatro

[rigid night]

That'll Sock your Buskin

[humble badge]

hi everyone

[hardy flume]

Elephant joker

[fiery orchid]

hey hey

[modern cosmos]

holy shit

@molten bay bro your animals got loose

(I am so sorry for random ping but it was way too funny)

[hasty socket]

IT'S HIMM!

[ionic hinge]

Eat the horse

[grave gust]

He's real?

[sacred hatch]

I FEEL SO POWERFUL

[sacred hatch]

Can we address him

[foggy forum]

yo guys which one do i chose bro

[opaque shard]

This is just the beggining

[opaque shard]

Holo

[tacit lotus]

ah si pus yo soy fan de bluprint

[sacred hatch]

Michel, he dies

[foggy forum]

[rare yew]

🐁

[compact stump]

Rat joker?

[sacred hatch]

Jumpscare

[sacred hatch]

Elephants are scared of mkce (or small creatures in general)

[compact stump]

Typical LocalThunk jumpscare

[compact stump]

let me be happy

now if i don’t see a rat joker in the 1.1 i’ll cry

[opaque shard]

That's a myth

It would be funny tho

[sacred hatch]

Why do they transport elephants with chicks

[sacred hatch]

I haven't seen National Geographic in so long

[compact stump]

that’s fun

[hasty socket]

I miss local

[opaque shard]

Dw he will come back

[compact stump]

he prolly reading rn

nvm

[coarse basalt]

Is this a real joker

[fiery orchid]

yes

[sacred hatch]

He's a thinker, let him think

[compact stump]

thought he was something abt a loud noise idk

[fiery orchid]

😭

brain storm at that cost bru

[compact stump]

what the fuck

what’s pinned?

and immutable?

[fiery orchid]

modded things

[compact stump]

yh im just curious abt what they do

[tribal knoll]

im guessing pinned is you cant move it

immutable is no editions?

[fiery orchid]

pinned means it is stuck to left most position and idk what immutable is

[sacred hatch]

NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
The 6 card effects

[compact stump]

lol, useless ahh brainstorm

[fiery orchid]

so that means brainstorm is useless whan pinned

[rigid night]

Pinned is in the base game, but only in "On A Knife's Edge'

[compact stump]

i only won 2 challenges im ass at them so i didn’t know lol

[fiery orchid]

dawg im in ante 2 and hitting the billions

[tribal knoll]

i forgot about that one

[fiery orchid]

thats how good i am

[tribal knoll]

that challenge is so fun

[rigid night]

I can reliably reach Ante 7 on "15-Minute City"

[tribal knoll]

how does the balatro mod manager work for u

but did nothing when i tried to use it

what version did u dl?

[compact stump]

that’s the straights one?

[fiery orchid]

idk

[rigid night]

Bus and Shortcut, both Eternal

[sacred hatch]

Ball Joker

[compact stump]

damn

i’ve tried omelette once and it was a awful

a long time ago tho

i don’t do challenges at all rn

[rigid night]

Also, A-3 of each suit is replaced by an additional K-J

[fiery orchid]

OMG THEY ARE HERE TO HAUNT ME AGAIN

[compact stump]

that’s even worse damn

[rigid night]

Got 98,354 on Crimson Heart there once

Short by 1,646

[compact stump]

ouch

That’s the type of shit that happens to me and i decide to leave balatro for tmrr lol

[fiery orchid]

nice lock came in clutch

[compact stump]

that’s brainrot

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[steep raft]

thanks jokers

first time i won on pc

[fiery orchid]

ggsssssssssss

[steep raft]

thanks

i luckier on phone

2 completed runs

[fading maple]

why are you banned from the olympics

[solemn elm]

i trans my gender

[fading maple]

oh i keep forgetting trans people get demonized to hell and back

that sucks

[solemn elm]

its fine id lose anyway

my asthmatic ass could never

[fading maple]

hope the best for you trabs folks out there ❤️

"trabs"...

[solemn elm]

trans crabs <3

crans

[fading maple]

crayons

[glad oriole]

gender

[fading maple]

"Exotic" 👀

[glad oriole]

duplicare

:3

[solemn elm]

my gender is swag

[glad oriole]

swag

lens maker glasses

[rigid night]

I went into Civ

[fading maple]

i agree

[glad oriole]

wouldnt it be funny if in ror2 item stacks showed visually on the character

so like

your character wears 9 pairs of glasses stacked on top of each other

[fiery orchid]

but rando

[glad oriole]

?

[fiery orchid]

all numbers are randomized

[glad oriole]

oh

musprint

you must try double misprint

[fiery orchid]

no a mod

example

[glad oriole]

ogh

yeah thats what misprint deck does

ive played a lotta cryptid

misprint deck + misprint sleeve is my favorite

[rigid night]

If it makes you feel any better, this image is fully compliant with the US Flag Code of 1808:

[fiery orchid]

but i added a bunch of mods its actual dementia now

[glad oriole]

which mods

show mod menu

:3

[fading maple]

this is fucking sick actually

[glad oriole]

i just realized it could also be antimatter deck

antimatter applies misprint but it cant reduce values

[sacred hatch]

Based based based Based based based based based based based

[rigid night]

Completely legal as a US flag. It just needs 13 stripes and a star for each state

[glad oriole]

can this be the new usa flag

[fiery orchid]

spot on

[fading maple]

i meant sick as in cool

[rigid night]

I know

[glad oriole]

i havent played antimatter deck in a hot while

waayy too op

which i guess is the point of cryptid

[rigid night]

It legally counts as a US flag because it adheres to the 1808 law

[glad oriole]

peak

[rigid night]

I'm a cis man, but I would fly that

[glad oriole]

im a gay man

wait

im also cis

i got confused and thought it meant straught

[fiery orchid]

ok this is a situation

[woeful condor]

the s in usa stands for strogen

[fading maple]

the a in usa is agender

[rigid night]

I thought it was "All-inclusive"

[woeful condor]

and the u stands for ubisoft 🌹 (cant think of any other words that start with u rn)

[fading maple]

this one is better

[fading maple]

its u

its there for decorative purpose

it gives the acronym flavor

[woeful condor]

of course because usa sounds an awful lot better than sa

[fading maple]

didnt think of tjat

it makes even more sense now

[long atlas]

s for s*x change (have to censor because of automod 🥀)

[glad oriole]

sex

[woeful condor]

balatro players not allowed to have smecks confirmed

[long atlas]

someone got timed out by automod earlier for it what the flip dude

[long atlas]

when she hack on my wee till i

[glad oriole]

sex change

¯_(ツ)_/¯

maybe thunk gave me special perks cuz we're besties now

[long atlas]

you should ask him ig

[glad oriole]

no

[long atlas]

what why not

if you were besties he’d tell you

unless…

you FIB to my face

[glad oriole]

i lied!!

idk

weve talked quite a bit

[woeful condor]

my dad actually works at balatro and can get your mult subtracted

[glad oriole]

mainlu cuz im active here and he chats sonetimes

[long atlas]

NONONO PLEASE

[glad oriole]

blindside reference

[long atlas]

ask him to leak 1.2

[glad oriole]

gng 1.1 aint even out

[long atlas]

it released almost a month ago gng where are you at 🥀

[woeful condor]

Balatro 1.2
Fixed a bug where Flower Pot was in the game.
Fixed a bug where Bloodstone activated under certain circumstances.
Removed Herobrine.

[glad oriole]

!4982!-&9.788,63

[long atlas]

YES EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED

[woeful condor]

that's my ss code

number

whatever

[glad oriole]

ill keep that in mind

[long atlas]

yall are neighbors!

[glad oriole]

balatro 1.2
fixed a bug where cards created by cryptid stayed in your hand during the blind - this allowed peopke to score above the game's integer limit

[solemn elm]

Removed Showman

[glad oriole]

fire

[long atlas]

actually the serpent is getting buffed if any of yall heard

[glad oriole]

yes

[woeful condor]

destroyed a run cause i didnt see the eternal on an acrobat and i bought it

[glad oriole]

it is scary now

👀

[hasty socket]

This means your hand can be reduced to 3

[solemn elm]

new serpent means you draw at most 3 cards every time you play/discard

[woeful condor]

spawns a real serpent in your home for each card scored

[solemn elm]

but if you play 1 you get 1, you play 2 you get 2 etc

[long atlas]

i smell an illegal snake breeding business venture

[solemn elm]

so you draw as many cards as you played/discarded, max of 3

[glad oriole]

i'd assume if you play 1 but your hand isnt full you can still draw 3

[hasty socket]

manageable

[glad oriole]

likee if you played a 5 card hand last hand

then play 1 card

[woeful condor]

da snek
alwys draw twhee kawds afturr playing or diskawdibg

[glad oriole]

you draw 3

[long atlas]

nerp i’d assume still 1

[glad oriole]

why would it work like that though

[solemn elm]

"for new serpent, you play 5 cards you get 3. You play 1 card you get 1"
thats about all we know

[solemn elm]

cause thunk said so

[glad oriole]

im just saying based on how its worded

[long atlas]

to make it more of a threat or sum

[glad oriole]

but alright

[woeful condor]

serpent rework: you dont draw cards until your hand is empty

[forest carbon]

was thinking about not taking the pack for the green jimbo in the shop. i chosen correctly

[glad oriole]

serpent rework: meow mreow mrrp mrow meoww

[solemn elm]

foil, huge

[glad oriole]

red card pog

ante 1

[forest carbon]

actually true

[woeful condor]

skip

[woeful condor]

The Feline

[glad oriole]

nah foil bp sells for like 6 dollar

[solemn elm]

true!

[woeful condor]

yea but someone could give it a better use

[glad oriole]

?

[forest carbon]

gng

[woeful condor]

why sell it when you can give it out for free

[forest carbon]

are we ballin

[glad oriole]

dna sucks

easy 4 dollars

[forest carbon]

i always take the rare tag

ALWAYS

[glad oriole]

[woeful condor]

the obscurely devilish obelisk/campfire/the family/htr waiting nefariously:

[forest carbon]

yea. i am white stake main and that is because i have skill issue

[glad oriole]

these are all better than dna

[forest carbon]

depends but obelisk can go very hard ngl

[glad oriole]

i know

[woeful condor]

when i used to use rare tag i always got one of those four mfs

[forest carbon]

i seen a man get two runs with x10 obelisk in a row

[glad oriole]

cool

[forest carbon]

he was a legend

[glad oriole]

i am aware its good

[tawdry glen]

rate the desktop

[woeful condor]

i seen ten men in a row run with an obelisk

[vivid dust]

Very tuff

[dense birch]

based and TF2pilled

[forest carbon]

where is the evil app that eats ur bones

[dense birch]

and hollow knightpilled

[tawdry glen]

evil egg is right there twin

[woeful condor]

omg he has the A GUN WITH ONE BULLET.

[glad oriole]

if strength on jacks is estrogen and strength on queens is testosterone then what the hell is strength on kings

are we vaporizing them

[tawdry glen]

new blood certified

[woeful condor]

ascends beyond gender

[forest carbon]

so the app still didnt hatch?

[glad oriole]

true

[forest carbon]

pathetic

[tawdry glen]

the egg IS the app

thats the home

[forest carbon]

nah it didnt eat ur bones

ur liar

[tawdry glen]

IM AN EGG

[woeful condor]

evil app that kills you

[forest carbon]

[tawdry glen]

WE DONT HAVE BONES 😭 i think

[woeful condor]

please note that deleting this app will also kill you

[forest carbon]

i will kill the app

[tawdry glen]

its made by the same people who made yomi hustle

i also have that i just have the free version for now

based and brokepilled 😭

[glad oriole]

mrrp

[forest carbon]

also btw what did you do to ma boi terraria 1.4.5

why it spherical and shi

[fiery orchid]

i cant believe myself
i'm scratching my back with a mother board

[half brook]

what the horse

[sturdy gyro]

Balatrodle

||Gotta love it when you're constantly one off on the guess and cannot name another Joker with similar properties for the love of you||

[hasty socket]

Flash card is underated

[hardy breach]

guys all of my jokers add up to exactly 50!

[cyan trout]

Those aren't yours

Did you buy them?

[solemn elm]

yes

[cyan trout]

Proof?

[solemn elm]

eated it all sorry

[fading maple]

miao

[solemn elm]

🐈

[fading maple]

kibty

[icy patrol]

Hellooooo

how are yall???

[solemn elm]

sr. huesos el goat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[icy patrol]

goat totalmente

I say Goat totally

[cinder wharf]

Suicide

[glad oriole]

i see

[hardy breach]

yes

well i got them from soul cards

[hardy breach]

so

gross micheal

[hexed tartan]

Guess what.... 🙂

[hardy breach]

how do you

?

[cinder wharf]

By doing

[compact stump]

this might be the biggest score i’ve seen without baron mime

wow

[hexed tartan]

Who? Me? Oh you know, nerv wrecking min-maxing for 6+ hour's 🫠

[hexed tartan]

Im taking that as a huge complement, and I'll settle for it as a reward for 6 hour's of hard work, thank you for your kind words

[compact stump]

it is a compliment, just asking tho, for scoring wouldn’t it be better to copy sock and busking with the blueprint?

[hexed tartan]

Absolutely not, i don't know where this idea came from but the difference between copying sock and trib, is E113!

[cyan trout]

Anyone play balatro?

[hexed tartan]

..... Am i in the wrong server or something?!?!

[compact stump]

I’m more used to baron mime builds, at least on those is better to have the same scoring as retriggers

i might be wrong because i’m not really that informed

[hexed tartan]

Honestly, i prefer baron & mime, because this planet run of mine was torture,

I kid you not, my game lagged so much, when i played my hand, i went and made dinner, i came back 11 min later, its still going, and this is max speed in sitting,

[desert wadi]

this is the green joker run

i did not know blue print could copy burgler

so peak

[shy dove]

what the fuck is he thinking

[compact stump]

lol, should have installed on of those mods that cancels animations

[hexed tartan]

Clearly if you can naneinf with stuntman or not

[compact stump]

i used handy for naneinf

much faster

[hexed tartan]

Learned my lesson 🙂

[shy dove]

he said he wont be using ectoplasm

im scared lmao

[hexed tartan]

Then he's not thinking right

[long atlas]

what about blueprint

[hexed tartan]

Valid 👍

[compact stump]

he’s the doc

he’ll do it

[long atlas]

me when my friend turns into googles take on microsoft word

[hexed tartan]

Well, i guess @shy dove keep us updated if he does it or not

[tribal knoll]

i just used an ouija and totally was not expecting that lmao

oops all 8's

[static mango]

Just had such a cracked seed

Polychrome blueprint on by second ante (took first two tags)

For free too

[glad oriole]

ouija if it was good

[tribal knoll]

90% of the time ouija is pretty bad

but when it hits 10% moments like these man is it nice

[hardy breach]

luigi isnt bad

[minor ember]

Balatro balatrez is playing balatro :v

[tribal knoll]

i'm printing tarots like a madman rn

[tribal knoll]

ily ouija for that

[hardy breach]

perkeo

perkeo and madness

[unborn oriole]

How to get a naninf every time? Plz help

[hardy breach]

you dont

[brisk ginkgo]

hello

[unborn oriole]

Ik but like I mean what's the strategy for more consistent naninfs

[tribal knoll]

check out balatro university's guides on youtube

that should answer ur question and others that u havent thought abt

[unborn oriole]

No i hate him

[desert wadi]

"play only 1 hand"

[unborn oriole]

How r u even making the blinds that doesn't seem like enough?

[desert wadi]

im genuinely just paying high cards to scale green joker and most rounds i win before i can use all 10 of my hands

playing*

[unborn oriole]

Bro balatro university is so boring

[desert wadi]

i could copy my constellation if i needed to, but i just wanna scale green joker

[tribal knoll]

unfortunately for you he's also like one of the best players this game's community has to offer so it'll be your loss for not learning from him

[icy patrol]

Hi

[unborn oriole]

Sure there's other ppl

[bold yacht]

what does unlock all mean

[icy patrol]

unlock all

[bold yacht]

all what

[icy patrol]

all the progress

I did it in another profile

[bold yacht]

I mean I have everything unlocked?

so it does nothing?

[icy patrol]

yeah, but I think you should do it in another profile

[unborn oriole]

Somebody tell me how to get more consistent naninfs

[halcyon wolf]

you gotta

i dont know ive never gotten one

[unborn oriole]

Brooooo

[desert wadi]

that's a lot of high cards played 🔥

[craggy mica]

Wheel of fortune blessed me with poly blue 🥹

[bold yacht]

Unless you are going endless, probably the worst one it could have hit (by a small amount)

you lose 5 whole mult

[craggy mica]

Ok but it looks really cool

[bold yacht]

true

[craggy mica]

Doing straight flushes and an idol just popped up. Do I start fixing for flush five

[hexed tartan]

2 things

Deck fixing (aka destroy unnecessary cards)

And focusing on multiplications not additions ( anything with a X1-2-3 etc, not +1-2-3 etc)

[unborn oriole]

That is not helping me

[craggy mica]

I don’t think I need the chad

sorry photo

[hexed tartan]

Then you're not trying hard enough

[unborn oriole]

No, there is so much more to naninfs.

[craggy mica]

which joker am I selling so I can get my daily chicot

[hexed tartan]

Thats all it took me to naninf 🤷‍♂️

[hexed tartan]

Dusk or photo, your pick

[unborn oriole]

Sure

[craggy mica]

nvm it was trib i’m so back

[craggy mica]

Yeah photo is nothing without his chad

[hexed tartan]

Im assuming your leaning on the trib?

[craggy mica]

Trib and idol yeah I’m just gonna slowly move into flush five

Don’t have any red seals yet tho

[split wyvern]

Marlegispipper

[hexed tartan]

Good thinking 👌

[unborn oriole]

Why didn't they make Chicot a rare?

[tribal knoll]

idk probly bc its busted

[unborn oriole]

Fr

[hexed tartan]

Too soon, you'll get your seal, its still ante 9, but if you got a dna you better take it, cause you don't have a perkio to mass produce deaths

[unborn oriole]

So you didn't need any econ jokers?

[shy dove]

this would ruin the game

[granite urchin]

Photo 1 million percent

[hexed tartan]

Of course i did, but thats not as high a priority

[shy dove]

chicot ensures you dont need to interact with the main mechanics

[unborn oriole]

Not really. Econ is the most important thing in the game

[craggy mica]

They just need to make a chicot rarity atp

[shy dove]

chicot should be changed or removed

as it stands its an incredibly boring joker

because its so powerful and doesnt ask anything of the player for that power

[hexed tartan]

Disagree, if your goal is naninf, score should be your highest priority, econ is just a luxury, its starts off important, but after ante 8, its irrelevant

[unborn oriole]

Also you said you ONLY needed a multiple jokers and deck fixing, your not doing any of that without econ jokers

[shy dove]

econ is literally how u consistently get naneinf lol

its why mail in rebate is one of the most important jokers

[hexed tartan]

Never said, ONLY, i said high priority

[unborn oriole]

Econ is irrelevant after ante 8? The fuck are you on?

[shy dove]

its why all the kings are gold first far before steel

[unborn oriole]

You were implying ONLY

[hexed tartan]

Nope, you misunderstood

[unborn oriole]

How?

[hexed tartan]

Also, im on 18 hour's of sleep deprivation 🫠

[hexed tartan]

Wasn't implying, you just thought that yourself

[unborn oriole]

Bc it was implied

[fresh shuttle]

ayo whats the best deck

[craggy mica]

I hate Baron so much this mf only works 1/100 times I pick him up

[unborn oriole]

Depends on your goal

[fresh shuttle]

winning game

🥺

[unborn oriole]

Blue deck works fine

[fresh shuttle]

ok thanks

[craggy mica]

Blue deck if you like balatro. Plasma deck if everyone HATES you and you’re a loser

[hexed tartan]

Are you in my brain by any chance? Can you read my thoughts? No? Then listen when im telling you, it wasn't, scoring takes priority when you aim for naninf, econ is important, ONLY early antes ( usually before ante 8) after that its just a luxury

I've had runs where i started with barely scraping by, and ended up with too much money, i was rolling on 113$ just trying to level up my playing hand

[fresh shuttle]

which ones dat, whats it do

[unborn oriole]

What jokers did you have?

[fresh shuttle]

so i can AVOID playing it

trust

[unborn oriole]

Squares your score but doubles blinds

[slate steeple]

Yall do I have enough aces

[craggy mica]

Balanced your chips and mult. (2x8=5x5) and double all blind requirements. Basically encourages hard point builds or hard mult builds. Really boring and lame imo

[fresh shuttle]

ohhhh

well i been playing the blue and yellow deck that ones pretty cool

gives a free hex card

and stuff

[unborn oriole]

It's not boring. Easiest deck in the game if u know how to play it

[fresh shuttle]

how do you get the deck

im tryna get all of em

[craggy mica]

Yeah and easy is boring

[unborn oriole]

Have to beat a deck on blue stake i forgot which one

[craggy mica]

I like picking up brainstorm and photochad and then losing to the plant

[fresh shuttle]

a thats 1 stake away then cuz im on black

[unborn oriole]

You have to beat it on a certain deck. O forget which deck it is

[hexed tartan]

At the end of my run i had 3 blueprints, 4 brainstorm, 2 golden tickets, a baron, a mime,

A deck of steel & gold polychrome red seal kings

[fresh shuttle]

🥺

[craggy mica]

With cryptids?

I assume

idk

[fresh shuttle]

also i been seeing people with like 16 cards in deck how do you get it that low whats the best method

[unborn oriole]

Yeah u prolly had a perkeo so ur prolly lucky

[craggy mica]

hanged man tarot. If you see it in a tarot pack then you can select two cards to delete from your deck

Or some jokers delete too

Like trading card or sixth sense

Also immolate

too many ways actually

[slate steeple]

Infinite perkeo glitch

[fresh shuttle]

what are those tags? never seen them before, also how do you get that many card slots

[hexed tartan]

Nope, but i agree that i was lucky with the brainstorms, got a showman early game, and got him negative too, so he kept bringing in more copies, 3 of those brainstorms where negative as well, best run of my life 👏

[unborn oriole]

Nodded game

[slate steeple]

Modded

[compact stump]

playing 3 decks at the same time is diabolical

[unborn oriole]

How'd you get enough cards in hand for a naninf

[craggy mica]

No idea what any of the cards do why are you copying grim

[steel monolith]

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[slate steeple]

AAAAAAAAA

[craggy mica]

yeesh ok I’ll stop asking questions

[halcyon wolf]

GREAT GOD

[compact stump]

burglar probably

[unborn oriole]

He didn't say burglar

[halcyon wolf]

why does the gronk

[fresh shuttle]

tell bob to stop invading servers its very rude vro💔

[steel monolith]

its a masterpiece

[slate steeple]

What the fuck are you saying

[steel monolith]

no

[halcyon wolf]

glornk

[compact stump]

that’s the way of doing naneinf with baron mime and no legendaries

with burglar and the serpent

[halcyon wolf]

wrong

[unborn oriole]

Yeah ik he said BP and brainstorm time blueprint. No burglar

[craggy mica]

It just reminded me

Of glonk

[hexed tartan]

Double tags & juggle tags

[unborn oriole]

Yeah so ur lucky I said consistent

[compact stump]

damn

that’s a way of doing it

[craggy mica]

I too pray for my 15 double tags to hit a juggle tag

Why also hitting 10 cryptids

[hexed tartan]

I agree, got really lucky on that run, but any wrong move or terrible deck would've ended that run, so while luck played its part, its only half of it

[unborn oriole]

Ok I said consistent goddamn. Why give me advice when I said consistent

[craggy mica]

We all know the easy way of winning is to find 100 negative blueprints to copy my hack wee joker idol build

[hexed tartan]

BECAUSE YOU CAN LEARN FROM THAT AND APPLY IT ELSEWHERE!!!!?

Geez im sacrificing my sleep for this???

[halcyon wolf]

yes

[craggy mica]

just put the phone down bro nobody is forcing you to argue

[unborn oriole]

Ur giving me bad fucking advice when you had one lucky run and I said consistent

[craggy mica]

Be the better person

[hexed tartan]

Ive had 27 naninf's since i started playing... IS THAT CONSISTENT ENOUGH FOR YOU

[hexed tartan]

Ik, you're right....

[craggy mica]

In my experience I really only know two ways to naneif

[unborn oriole]

And ur giving me inconsistent advice?

[craggy mica]

and both are horrendous odds for unseeded

[hexed tartan]

Im giving you advice, weather you think its inconsistent or not is a you problem man

[slate steeple]

What have I done to my self

[unborn oriole]

Bro ur giving me one instance of a lucky naninf, why not give me one that u can do every 5 games

[hexed tartan]

..... because thats how you learn

[unborn oriole]

No

[craggy mica]

M

[hexed tartan]

Im done with this, its 4am after midnight, I've been up for 18+ hours, you don't want my advice? Fine, good luck on your own ✌

[unborn oriole]

Ik that's why I didn't talk further like tf?

[craggy mica]

My advice is to find a seed with a soul card and pray to john balatro that you have a perkeo with a speculative observatory already bought

Very easy

[cinder wharf]

ts happening to me too much 💔

this ss makes more sense

[tribal knoll]

ancient joker + chad is basically photochad at home tbh

also its such a headache to build for

[fathom vessel]

Polychrome 10s heheheh

[slim junco]

Is the abandoned deck good

And what is the best of the first five decks

[strong prairie]

abandoned deck is pretty good

[strong prairie]

blue or yellow probably

[young flower]

Its a great way to learn the importance of deck manipulation and deck thinning imo

[slim junco]

What’s deck manipulation

[toxic gulch]

forbidden magic knowledge

[strong prairie]

adding, removing, or modifying cards in your deck

[slim junco]

What’s the best of the second 5 decks, like after black deck

[strong prairie]

it's an important part of winning Jokerless

[strong prairie]

Ghost and Checkered are both top tier decks in general

[rigid night]

FUNKY pfp

[slim junco]

Should I skip blinds

[icy patrol]

THE GOAT!

must I pick Goat or blank?

[rigid night]

Almost never

[toxic gulch]

it really makes me wonder if there is a TOWN of my pfp

[slim junco]

I’ve been skipping them almost all the time

[strong prairie]

if you're trying to win on ante 8, almost never

[icy patrol]

I ever skip blinds ...

[rigid night]

Except in Anaglyph Deck, when you use skips judiciously

[icy patrol]

Señor huesitos / Mr Bones

[strong prairie]

I'd honestly rip the judgement

[young flower]

Think the only skip I regularly take now is an Ante 1 or 2 investment tag, and even then if its on Ante 2 I need to have gotten a really good starting jonkler

[drowsy sentinel]

bahlato

[drowsy sentinel]

only skips i take are ante 1 small blind rare tag or investment tag

if im not on anaglyph deck

[young flower]

I also finally found a good use for Hit the Road, ended up with 7 Jacks on a gold stake erratic deck run

[slim junco]

Should I buy standard packs

[young flower]

They're worth opening, but its not necessarily always worth taking cards from standard packs

[slim junco]

Telescope or Scholar/scary face

[young flower]

That depends on what hand you're trying to build towards

[young flower]

What hand are you playing?

Pairs, High Card, 4 of a kind etc?

[slim junco]

Flush

[young flower]

telescope then

[slim junco]

What deck should I aim towards getting

After the first five

[young flower]

If you're playing flushes, pick a suit and try to convert as many cards as you can to that with tarot cards

[compact stump]

As a flush enjoyer my best advice is don’t play flushes at all

[young flower]

Considering they scale at the same rate, just play pairs instead

[compact stump]

agreed

[cinder wharf]

is vagabond ever good in gold stake

i mean yeah if u can manage ur econ properly 💔

[quartz prairie]

Flushes are good my main strat is flushes

[tribal knoll]

this run is pretty mad

[quartz prairie]

i always go for a jup or uran card lol

[compact stump]

i love flushes

but pairs are insanely better

[young flower]

The shoot the moon is kinda unfortunate for the late game

[tribal knoll]

well i wanted a sticker on it so

[young flower]

But yeah Madness:2: is an obscene amount of scoring too

[tribal knoll]

and i was planning on playing pairs already so

not too bad

[young flower]

Fair

[tribal knoll]

the moon is hella carrying my mult rn

hopefully i find the hieroglyph vouchers

thatd be so good

[young flower]

Mercury is your friend

[slim junco]

My friend sold there dog on eBay

[tribal knoll]

1.3k mult by ante 6 lmao jesus

[tribal knoll]

got a telescope aswell earlier

[tribal knoll]

what

[young flower]

I love madness as a teacher of why not to skip too

[slim junco]

Yeah

[cedar echo]

Carried my gold stake black deck run

[icy patrol]

observatory

[compact stump]

where did the bbc pfp go 😞

[rigid night]

We got radioactive shrimp from Walmart before a Full House joker

[compact stump]

what

[rigid night]

That was a thing that happened. Walmart sold radioactive shrimp

[boreal heath]

balatro

[compact stump]

how does one even achieve a radioactive shrimp.

[rigid night]

Raw frozen shrimp imported from Indonesia

That happened before a Full House joker

[tribal knoll]

joker poker balala

[compact stump]

lol

how radioactive a shrimp has to be for someone to notice

that’s crazy

[rigid night]

68 Bq/kg of Cesium-137

[compact stump]

i don’t know abt becquerel is that a lot?

[rigid night]

100x background radiation. Repeated exposure can cause cancer.

[compact stump]

gawd damn

We got fallout shrimp before 1.1

huge

[rigid night]

And Walmart was selling this shit

[compact stump]

Probably not the first time tho

just the first time someone noticed

wild

[rigid night]

Not their first seafood trouble either. Some of their salmon used to be harvested in, I shit you not, North fucking Korea

Juche salmon before 1.1

[compact stump]

LOL

WHAT is walmart into

i’m too european for ts

[rigid night]

Average day in the USA

[slim junco]

Why is vagabond so good🥀

[cedar echo]

It just is

[rigid night]

Pair him with Canio if you can and I saw that pfp. DON'T DIE

That combo carried me on Purple Stake Checkered Deck

[tribal knoll]

vagabond + campfire is a banger synergy too

[slim junco]

How do I get canio

Or any legendarys

[rigid night]

Soul Spectral card

[cedar echo]

Vagabond + fortune teller

[rigid night]

0.73% chance to show up in Spectral or Arcana packs

[slim junco]

I do not understand campfire

[cinder wharf]

this might be considered nsfw but the seed "GAYSEX" is genuinely good ong

[slim junco]

When I sell things it don’t work

[tribal knoll]

you just gotta sell consumables or jokers

with it

[compact stump]

lol

[cinder wharf]

ante 1 invisible joker, photochad, bloodstone + oops, cavendish

[tribal knoll]

and it resets after final blind of the nate

thats it

[rigid night]

Thunk has some explaining to do

[plush seal]

the fog is coming

[cedar echo]

Bloodstone? I'm good

[tribal knoll]

aint noway

photochad in what ante

[tribal knoll]

ive won almost every gold stake ive gotten the pants on

even if its eternal rental

[slim junco]

I might just naturally suck at ts game😭🙏

[tribal knoll]

fortunately practice makes perfect and youll naturally get better the more u play aswell

[slim junco]

I’ve played since it came out and havn’t won once

I think I suck at the game

[rigid night]

You can do seeded runs to practice. ALEEB shows you Legendary Jokers

[tribal knoll]

like not a single stake win or deck win?

also yeah seeded runs are nice

i'd recommend watching balatro university or good players aswell

[slim junco]

Nope

[slim junco]

I have

[cinder wharf]

not sure if the cavendish actually shows up, you get a gros michel in ante 2 and the last cavie is in ante 3-4 i think

might need to play on yellow deck since some of these are kinda deep into the shop

[slim junco]

I genially have no strategy or go to hand

[rigid night]

Each deck has a different strategy to it

[tribal knoll]

why not?

also u cant just force strats the same 1 everytime

sometimes u just take what the game gives u yk

[rigid night]

I was using the term loosely. Each deck has a specific gimmick that you need to plan around

[tribal knoll]

ik i was just telling him theres no single strategy, in response to this

[rigid night]

That's what I was trying to get across

[slim junco]

I use yellow deck

And black deck

[tribal knoll]

okay dont go black deck

avoid it for now

[rigid night]

Black is NOT a good starter deck

Blue or yellow are good

[slim junco]

I would use green but abandoned deck genially seems horrible

[tribal knoll]

abandoned deck is good once u know a little bit of some strats

green is also nice

for starting

[slim junco]

I just want ghost or checkered deck

[tribal knoll]

genuinely any of the 5 starter decks should be good

[slim junco]

I’m using yellow deck rn

[rigid night]

Don't let unlocks dictate your runs. Also, Abandoned is great once you know how to deckfix with tarots/spectrals

It teaches you that

Yellow and green teach you econ management

[tribal knoll]

for now just avoid the black deck tbh

i spent 4-5hrs gold staking it yesterday

from red stake though

it was painful

[obtuse snow]

what deck is this

• what stake?

[slim junco]

Yellow, basic

[obtuse snow]

V6VC32NI

[slim junco]

Is that a seed?

[sour peak]

The evil and despicable Flint

It killed my dad‘s really good run

He was playing Baron

With Full Houses

And Photochad

[desert wadi]

it really hurts any xmult run early on

[sour peak]

It was ante 6

[sour peak]

Second run ever btw

[desert wadi]

early to mid game*

i should say

[desert wadi]

tragic that it had to be ended by the flint

[sour peak]

Yeah

He hit above 100,000 chips too so he could’ve won

If the flint wasn’t evil and despicable

[desert wadi]

i had a run where i fought the needle with a high card build, but i had 7 hands instead of the usual 1 your supposed to have

thank you burgler+blueprint

[sour peak]

I thought Chicot

His loss was my fault, too

[quartz prairie]

Regular Show Joker noway!!

[sour peak]

We had Director‘s cut

[sour peak]

What would it do

[desert wadi]

it would be like misprint but give different random effects

and cooler

[quartz prairie]

thats a cool idea

[desert wadi]

ranging from +1 chip to giving you a spectral card

it could be a rare or legendary

[quartz prairie]

misprint but with card giving effects

randomly gives you planet, tarot, or spectral

or a playing card

or another joker

[desert wadi]

hologram synergy 🔥

[sour peak]

The fool

Misprint fool

Would be cool

[quartz prairie]

exactly lol

[sour peak]

My dad told me he had a dream about Balatro when he was napping yesterday

[sour peak]

He‘s played it twice

[slim junco]

Hey I had that exact same joker setup earlier with black deck

[quartz prairie]

Insane joker synergy

[sour peak]

One plant and it’s over

[obtuse snow]

redeemed director's roll

[sour peak]

I hate you

[obtuse snow]

ok

[tribal knoll]

lmfao

[obtuse snow]

i always try to cover my bases where i can

its pretty easy to do that on white stake

just not as easy on any other

[cinder wharf]

the tetris effect

or whatever its called

[sour peak]

Thats what I said

To him

[cinder wharf]

my parents think im gambling when i play balatro

theyve asked "can you make money from that?" like about thrice by now

[tribal knoll]

if only my negatives werent perishable for the mot part..

[tribal knoll]

lmao

[ebon path]

Pure dopamine

[main tapir]

Got defeated by the plant

[humble badge]

[unborn oriole]

Guys I used an emporer and got 2 emporers from it lol

[cinder wharf]

gift card works on consumeables??

oh yeah it says that

im dumb

[inland tide]

Crazy

[cinder wharf]

ecto worth it?

[upper lotus]

hello, my name is Cozelis. I'm coming forward to reveal my history with Planet Merchant and Tarot Merchant. When I first met them in white stake, they struck me as perfectly normal. I got to know them as acquaintances and didn't mind them being around every now and then. However, as of recent, they have been getting uncomfortably familiar with me. At one point, I was unable to go an ante without running into one of them for six antes straight, and when I explained I was merely waiting for my friend Antimatter, they got extremely upset and vowed to "sabotage my naneinf". Any advice on this situation?

[heady blaze]

what should i do to get 100m chips in 1 hand

[long atlas]

merchant situation is crazy

[grave gust]

Play balatro

[heady blaze]

unc

[grave gust]

Twin im 15

[heady blaze]

im 14

ur an unc

[long atlas]

why are we sharing our ages online as minors that’s not internet safe 🗣️ 🔥

[heady blaze]

[real sparrow]

Is this what teens are meant to be like?

[fringe sage]

Does anyone know how to unlock Palette voucher?

[desert wadi]

balatro situation is crazy

[long atlas]

aliens seeing a teenager for the first time:

[heady blaze]

ok ty i got 141 million

[long atlas]

5 hand size

[grave gust]

<5

[long atlas]

yeah sorry they’re right

[heady blaze]

5 or <5

[real sparrow]

</=5 hand size

[grave gust]

Less than five

[long atlas]

got them mixed up a hand size of 5 or less

[upper lotus]

those two vouchers stomped my naneinf crimson bean bug run right into the ground and spit on its corpse

i had ten double tags ready to rip

[obtuse snow]

i find it unnerving knowing kids born in 2010 and onwards have discord access

[long atlas]

some 2013 are getting it now

[obtuse snow]

allah help us all

[long atlas]

like bro i was like unc before the idea of you was formulated ✌️